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Now, how much would you
and your men care to give
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to the Winter Relief Fund?
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Are you kidding?
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We want you
to lose the war, remember?
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There... There is nothing
you would care to give?
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Yeah, a little advice:
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Surrender.
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Hogan, you're being
very uncooperative.
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I had hoped that we
would set an example
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for some of the
other stalags,
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but I can see that...
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Bombers.
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Yeah, and plenty of 'em.
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Ah, our great and glorious
Luftwaffe
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is on its way
to destroy England.
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Better have your monocle
checked, Commandant.
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That's our gang up there.
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Yes, he's right.
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I can see the markings
on the plane.
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Did I ask you?
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In about a half an hour,
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your favorite beer hall
in Berlin
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is going to be missing.
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The planes are heading
north by northeast
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at approximately 3,000 feet.
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At the moment, German
antiaircraft batteries
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are firing
with deadly accuracy.
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Just a minute, folks,
there is a development.
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One of the bombers has been hit.
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The parachutes are opening.
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The crew is bailing out.
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I estimate the plane will crash
near Stalag 13.
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Near Stalag 13.
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LeBEAU: Hey,
let's get out of here.
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Come on, let's go.
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Yes, the plane is going
to crash at Stalag 13.
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Beautiful shooting.
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You lost a plane, Hogan.
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We may have lost a plane,
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but we found
a great radio announcer.
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Boy, what a wreck.
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Those guys were lucky
to bail out.
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Yeah.
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Nobody could've walked
away from that one.
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LeBEAU: Anything there
we could use, Colonel?
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I don't think so...
We got enough ashtrays.
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I could sneak
out tonight
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and see if there's
anything to salvage.
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Have you met
our local junk dealer?
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Forget it.
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Give the Germans
something to play with.
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LeBEAU: Uh-oh. They brought
you something else to play with.
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You have been brought
to the toughest P.O.W. camp
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in all of Germany,
and I warn you...
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Obey the rules
and regulations
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or suffer the
consequences.
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I was just going
to say that.
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You know, Commandant,
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maybe you ought to
have cards printed.
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Hogan, I'm conducting
this interrogation,
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if you don't mind.
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What Colonel Hogan says
is true... obey, or else.
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Okay.
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Okay, what?
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Do I have
to call him "sir"?
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I know it's
hard to believe,
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but he is a colonel.
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Hogan!
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Sir.
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That's better.
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Now, Captain,
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what is your flying group
and where are you stationed?
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Mitchell, comma,
John, comma,
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Captain, United States Army
Air Force.
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Serial number 087670...
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Please, let's have none of that
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name, rank
and serial number stuff.
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Just tell me
where you were stationed.
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Speak up
or I'll be forced to...
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Colonel Klink speaking.
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Oh, yes, sir.
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Yes, General.
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Yes, sir.
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Yes, it's a pleasure
to hear from you.
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Yes, sir,
I sent you the S-23 forms,
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just as you requested.
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I'm always
at your disposal, sir.
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Heil Hitler.
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Hand it over.
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Hand what over?
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Hogan.
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"Must talk to you. How?"
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What's so important?
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Speak up.
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All right, three days
solitary confinement.
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That'll
make you talkative.
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Solitary
for not answering a question?
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Why, you louse...!
Hold it!
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Wouldn't talk to the
commandant that way.
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Commandant?
He's just a Kraut to me.
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Four days solitary
confinement. You...!
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Look, before you ask
for a week, try solitary.
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You might not
like it.
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You gonna let him
get away with this?
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No, I intend to make
a strong protest.
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Colonel Klink, as senior
P.O.W. officer here, I protest.
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Colonel Hogan,
as commandant of Stalag 13,
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your protest
has been noted.
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Thank you.
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Sergeant Schultz?
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Jawohl,
Herr Kommandant.
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Take this man to the cooler.
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Thanks, Colonel.
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You've been
a big help.
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Look, buddy, I'm only
an employee of this war,
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just like you.
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For me?
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For me,
my little friend?
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Yes, Schultzy.
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Hold this. Mmm.
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Mmm...
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Wunderbar, wunderbar.
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They are so light and good.
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They don't even taste
like potato pancakes.
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Merci. Bon appétit.
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Tunneling into jail?
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Anybody can tunnel out of jail.
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Amazing.
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A Frenchman who knows
how to make our pancakes.
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If you wanted to,
you could be a German.
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Mmm.
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Maybe in the next war.
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How do you like our
little motel? Charming.
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Yeah, the guidebook
gives it four stars
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with a skull and crossbones.
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Well, at least
it's the safest place to talk.
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You got me in
here purposely?
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I'll try to get Klink
to release you in a day or so.
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Colonel?
What?
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What about my crew?
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They're at Stalag 4.
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Now, you wanted
to talk to me.
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What is it?
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The DF box in my plane.
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DF box?
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Direction Finder.
It's top secret.
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There's an underground
transmitting station
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in France, another in England.
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The box is tuned
to the signals.
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And where the beams cross,
you can get a position fix.
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Right.
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Orders are to destroy
the box if captured.
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The destruct mechanism failed.
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I was hoping the plane
would burn when it crashed.
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Well, it didn't.
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The forward fuselage
is still intact.
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That's trouble.
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The Germans find that
box, analyze it...
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They could figure a way
to jam your signals.
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But every day they
don't have it
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saves men and planes.
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Somebody's got to
steal that DF box
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before they get wise to it.
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All right, look...
Sketch the box.
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Any details and dimensions,
if you know them.
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Yes, sir.
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One more thing.
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The next time
you bail out,
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pick another stalag.
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About the size of a small
Red Cross package, I'd say.
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He shows a place there for
a wire or a cable attachment.
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And what's that terminal?
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That hooks onto the
plane's radio system.
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That other wire's for
the electrical power
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to the generator.
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Pretty simple hookup.
Yep.
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We're going to try for
that DF box tonight.
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What?!
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Good luck.
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Oh, that's a nice surprise.
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Colonel, the Krauts are guarding
that wreck.
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With a single guard.
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Kinch and LeBeau get
into the fuselage
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and cut that box loose.
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Who's going
to cut the Kraut loose?
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That's Carter and Newkirk's
part of the operation.
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Lovely.
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You'll all go out
through the emergency tunnel.
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Kinch and LeBeau wait.
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Newkirk, you'll be in
an officer's uniform.
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Carter, you'll be a private.
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That's how I started
my army career.
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Hey, hey, just a minute.
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If we get caught
in German uniforms,
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it's not the cooler,
you know.
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It's "What will you have
for your last meal?"
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With any luck, we'll
be able to do the job.
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Just remember, when the
time comes, move fast.
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Yeah, I'd like
to start moving now,
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if you don't mind...
In the opposite direction.
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Guard, you are relieved.
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Return to your quarters.
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The Gestapo is taking over.
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Captain.
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What are you doing here?
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Abend, Major.
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I said what are you doing here?
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We're just checking up
and out.
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Heil Hitler.
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Heil Hitler.
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Heil Hitler.
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Heil Hitler.
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Major Feldkamp,
I don't understand.
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Why is it necessary
for the Gestapo to take over?
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Because we don't often
find an enemy plane
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in this condition,
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and the Air Ministry
is very interested
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in having a look at it.
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Well, I can handle
this responsibility myself.
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The Gestapo
has its orders,
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and anyone who
interferes with us
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can find the results
very chilling.
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I expect your full cooperation,
Colonel.
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I will be very chilling.
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I mean,
I'll be very cooperative.
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Good. Berlin is sending
an aviation engineering expert
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to inspect the wreckage
and to remove any equipment
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he feels may be useful
for research.
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Perhaps you know of him...
Dr. Wolfgang Becker?
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Oh, yes, I know him very well.
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We met a few years ago,
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at one of Marshal Goring's
parties at his hunting lodge.
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And, I, uh...
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Of course I have read about
Dr. Becker in the newspapers.
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Klink always picks
the wrong name to drop.
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I have a copy here
of Dr. Becker's file...
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Details of his work, his
past, that sort of thing.
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You will familiarize
yourself with it,
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find out everything
you can about him.
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I understand.
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So I can talk to him
intelligently.
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Ja, so that you can
talk to him inte...
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Well, who knows?
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Wolfgang Becker.
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Sounds like something
you eat with beer.
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He must really be
a big shot scientist.
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Mm-hmm.
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Boy, he'll
probably have
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that DF box analyzed
in about three days.
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Unless we can get it
away from him.
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And how does one
do that, pray tell?
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I'll answer that as soon as
we have a look at his file.
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All right,
time to go.
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Oh, believe you me,
Schultz, I'm ready.
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Hey, come on, LeBeau,
knock it off!
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Yes, LeBeau, let's go!
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Raus!
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Raus, LeBeau! Raus!
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Where are you? LeBeau!
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Hey, come on, LeBeau.
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Louis?
262
00:13:01,071 --> 00:13:02,990
LeBeau, are
you in there?
263
00:13:03,032 --> 00:13:05,701
Boy...
264
00:13:05,743 --> 00:13:06,952
How do you like that?
265
00:13:07,036 --> 00:13:08,579
He must have sneaked out.
266
00:13:08,662 --> 00:13:10,414
What do you mean?
267
00:13:10,497 --> 00:13:11,832
I didn't see him.
268
00:13:11,874 --> 00:13:13,292
What's the matter, Schultz?
269
00:13:13,375 --> 00:13:14,710
Did you see
LeBeau go out?
270
00:13:14,752 --> 00:13:16,045
I was working at my desk.
271
00:13:16,128 --> 00:13:17,379
He could have gone out.
272
00:13:17,421 --> 00:13:18,714
He even left his broom.
273
00:13:18,756 --> 00:13:20,174
Boy, he's
always goofing off.
274
00:13:20,382 --> 00:13:21,300
Pardon me.
275
00:13:21,383 --> 00:13:22,468
I'll put him on report.
276
00:13:22,551 --> 00:13:25,220
Well, there's no need
to get drastic about it.
277
00:13:25,262 --> 00:13:26,972
Leave it to me,
you understand?
278
00:13:27,056 --> 00:13:28,474
Raus!
279
00:13:28,557 --> 00:13:29,892
Sheesh.
280
00:14:03,759 --> 00:14:06,136
Specialty: aerodynamics
and aircraft engineering.
281
00:14:06,220 --> 00:14:08,514
There's a long list
of university degrees here.
282
00:14:08,597 --> 00:14:09,681
Skip it.
283
00:14:09,765 --> 00:14:12,184
Hey, everybody knows
he's brilliant.
284
00:14:12,267 --> 00:14:14,812
He's an early Party member,
married, with two children,
285
00:14:14,895 --> 00:14:16,772
and the family
lives in Hannover.
286
00:14:16,855 --> 00:14:19,108
He doesn't drink or smoke,
and he's never been known
287
00:14:19,191 --> 00:14:21,068
to be involved with any woman
but his wife.
288
00:14:21,110 --> 00:14:23,028
What do you do
with a man like that?
289
00:14:23,112 --> 00:14:24,613
Bury him.
290
00:14:24,655 --> 00:14:26,698
He's known to be
an inveterate gambler...
291
00:14:26,782 --> 00:14:29,493
Frequently seen
at the casino at Baden-Baden.
292
00:14:29,576 --> 00:14:30,619
He's never been in debt
293
00:14:30,661 --> 00:14:31,870
as a result
of his gambling habits,
294
00:14:31,954 --> 00:14:33,163
but it may be considered
his hobby.
295
00:14:33,247 --> 00:14:34,957
That's big help,
that is.
296
00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:37,292
Yeah, nothing here
for us, Colonel.
297
00:14:37,376 --> 00:14:39,336
I'm not so sure;
not so sure.
298
00:14:39,419 --> 00:14:41,296
He's going to be here
in just a short time,
299
00:14:41,380 --> 00:14:42,714
working on that wreck.
300
00:14:42,798 --> 00:14:45,342
Now, our first problem
is to keep him here.
301
00:14:45,425 --> 00:14:47,177
Carter, could you
build a DF box
302
00:14:47,261 --> 00:14:48,428
like the one
on the plane?
303
00:14:48,637 --> 00:14:49,680
A phony?
304
00:14:49,763 --> 00:14:50,931
I could try.
305
00:14:50,973 --> 00:14:52,933
We've got that drawing
that the captain gave you.
306
00:14:52,975 --> 00:14:54,309
All right, good.
307
00:14:54,393 --> 00:14:57,396
While Carter's building
that box,
308
00:14:57,479 --> 00:15:00,149
we're going to be building
a gambling casino.
309
00:15:00,232 --> 00:15:01,817
Colonel?
310
00:15:01,900 --> 00:15:04,486
I'm busy, Hogan;
dismissed.
311
00:15:04,570 --> 00:15:06,530
For the Relief Fund.
312
00:15:06,613 --> 00:15:08,240
Mmm. Ten marks...
I'm touched.
313
00:15:08,323 --> 00:15:11,118
Yeah, so were the boys
when I took it from them.
314
00:15:11,160 --> 00:15:13,996
You mean, they gave to the
Winter Relief Fund voluntarily?
315
00:15:14,037 --> 00:15:15,038
Well, more or less.
316
00:15:15,122 --> 00:15:16,123
We were playing poker
317
00:15:16,164 --> 00:15:17,749
and we cut some
money from the pots.
318
00:15:17,833 --> 00:15:19,376
Gambling
is against regulation...
319
00:15:19,459 --> 00:15:21,086
Except for
charitable purposes.
320
00:15:21,169 --> 00:15:23,839
It's no wonder they made
you chairman of the fund.
321
00:15:23,922 --> 00:15:25,340
How are the contributions
going, sir?
322
00:15:25,382 --> 00:15:26,383
Ah, this is the first one.
323
00:15:26,466 --> 00:15:27,843
You're kidding.
324
00:15:27,885 --> 00:15:31,263
Hmm. How can people
be so unfeeling?
325
00:15:31,346 --> 00:15:35,058
I mean, charity should transcend
even the hatred of war.
326
00:15:35,142 --> 00:15:37,311
Beautifully put, sir.
Beautifully put.
327
00:15:37,352 --> 00:15:40,564
Something to think about on
those 40-below-zero nights.
328
00:15:40,647 --> 00:15:41,899
What 40-below-zero nights?
329
00:15:41,982 --> 00:15:42,983
Oh, come on.
330
00:15:43,025 --> 00:15:44,318
You're chairman
of the fund.
331
00:15:44,359 --> 00:15:46,361
It's a flop, big boys
won't do anything yet.
332
00:15:46,403 --> 00:15:47,446
Yet?
333
00:15:47,529 --> 00:15:48,989
But when they
start making up
334
00:15:49,031 --> 00:15:51,366
that next transfer list
to the Russian Front,
335
00:15:51,450 --> 00:15:52,868
some wise guy's
bound to say,
336
00:15:52,951 --> 00:15:54,912
"You know, Klink
was a lousy chairman.
337
00:15:54,995 --> 00:15:56,872
Maybe he'd do better
at Stalingrad."
338
00:15:56,914 --> 00:15:59,166
They would never send me
to the Russian Front.
339
00:15:59,207 --> 00:16:00,375
Not in a million years.
340
00:16:00,417 --> 00:16:01,710
No, not in a
million years.
341
00:16:01,793 --> 00:16:04,463
But how about next week?
342
00:16:04,546 --> 00:16:06,923
If only I could raise the money
for the Winter Relief Fund.
343
00:16:07,007 --> 00:16:08,467
Yeah, better think
of something, sir.
344
00:16:08,550 --> 00:16:10,969
Ja.
345
00:16:11,053 --> 00:16:12,429
Anything?
346
00:16:12,512 --> 00:16:14,890
My mind is a blank,
absolutely a blank.
347
00:16:14,931 --> 00:16:15,891
Situation normal.
348
00:16:17,100 --> 00:16:20,646
Let us confine ourselves
to ideas, not to insults.
349
00:16:20,729 --> 00:16:21,938
Yeah, sorry, sir.
350
00:16:22,022 --> 00:16:23,565
You did it so simply.
351
00:16:23,649 --> 00:16:26,318
A card game,
a few marks at a time.
352
00:16:26,401 --> 00:16:28,195
You could do the
same thing, sir.
353
00:16:28,236 --> 00:16:29,363
I could?
Sure.
354
00:16:29,404 --> 00:16:31,323
Set up a casino
right here in camp...
355
00:16:31,406 --> 00:16:32,783
Roulette, poker, blackjack.
356
00:16:32,866 --> 00:16:34,159
Chemin de fer...
357
00:16:34,242 --> 00:16:36,662
"Colonel Klink invites you
to a night in Monte Carlo."
358
00:16:36,745 --> 00:16:40,082
Yes! And invite officers
from other stalags.
359
00:16:40,207 --> 00:16:41,291
Oh, brilliant.
360
00:16:41,375 --> 00:16:42,626
And the Winter Relief Fund
361
00:16:42,709 --> 00:16:44,419
gets a good hefty
cut of the action.
362
00:16:44,461 --> 00:16:45,754
But a casino, right here?
363
00:16:45,837 --> 00:16:46,755
In Barracks 9.
364
00:16:46,838 --> 00:16:48,090
It's empty.
365
00:16:48,131 --> 00:16:50,425
You set up a few roulette,
poker, blackjack tables,
366
00:16:50,509 --> 00:16:51,802
fix the place up... the works.
367
00:16:51,885 --> 00:16:54,596
Hogan, why are you
suddenly so cooperative?
368
00:16:54,679 --> 00:16:56,640
To keep the
prisoners occupied.
369
00:16:56,723 --> 00:17:00,018
And they may pick up a
few tips from the winners.
370
00:17:00,102 --> 00:17:01,561
I see.
371
00:17:01,603 --> 00:17:02,771
All right.
372
00:17:02,854 --> 00:17:03,814
Go and get started
at once.
373
00:17:04,106 --> 00:17:05,107
Good.
374
00:17:05,190 --> 00:17:08,110
I knew I would come up
with a clever idea
375
00:17:08,151 --> 00:17:09,277
if I only tried.
376
00:17:09,361 --> 00:17:11,613
Funny, I had
that feeling, too.
377
00:17:20,205 --> 00:17:22,040
Okay, run the carpet now, eh?
378
00:17:22,124 --> 00:17:24,584
And go and get the chairs, eh?
379
00:17:27,170 --> 00:17:28,797
Come on, come
on, do it faster.
380
00:17:42,602 --> 00:17:44,479
Dr. Wolfgang Becker,
I presume.
381
00:17:44,563 --> 00:17:46,690
It's not my cousin
from Milwaukee.
382
00:17:46,773 --> 00:17:48,775
LeBeau, since you'll be doing
the cooking for him,
383
00:17:48,817 --> 00:17:50,360
find out what room
they put him in, huh?
384
00:17:50,443 --> 00:17:51,361
Oui, Colonel.
385
00:17:51,444 --> 00:17:52,654
Carter, we'll need a passkey.
386
00:17:52,696 --> 00:17:53,697
You got it, boy.
387
00:17:53,780 --> 00:17:55,115
Uh, Colonel.
388
00:17:55,157 --> 00:17:56,616
Kinch, he'll probably
start working
389
00:17:56,658 --> 00:17:58,827
on the plane right away,
so keep an eye on him, huh?
390
00:17:58,910 --> 00:18:00,203
Right.
391
00:18:21,099 --> 00:18:22,684
No question about it.
392
00:18:22,767 --> 00:18:23,810
He's found it.
393
00:18:23,852 --> 00:18:25,061
Quick work.
394
00:18:25,145 --> 00:18:27,022
He only got here
yesterday.
395
00:18:27,063 --> 00:18:28,106
Kinch, you sure?
396
00:18:28,190 --> 00:18:29,232
According to
the description
397
00:18:29,316 --> 00:18:29,357
you gave us, yeah.
398
00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:33,278
Carter?
399
00:18:33,361 --> 00:18:34,529
Is that it?
400
00:18:34,613 --> 00:18:35,405
Hey.
401
00:18:37,991 --> 00:18:40,827
Almost identical, I'd say.
402
00:18:40,869 --> 00:18:43,246
Hmm. You did a
good job, Carter.
403
00:18:43,330 --> 00:18:44,414
Yeah, you sure did.
404
00:18:44,497 --> 00:18:46,124
All right, look,
we're going to try
405
00:18:46,207 --> 00:18:47,459
for the real one tonight.
406
00:18:47,542 --> 00:18:49,544
The casino opens,
I'll invite Becker over.
407
00:18:49,628 --> 00:18:51,588
Klink and Feldkamp
will already be there,
408
00:18:51,671 --> 00:18:53,632
and, uh, Becker's
quarters will be empty.
409
00:18:53,715 --> 00:18:54,758
We'll use the passkey
410
00:18:54,841 --> 00:18:56,968
and substitute the dummy
for the real box, right?
411
00:18:57,052 --> 00:18:58,261
Good plan, Colonel.
Simple.
412
00:18:58,345 --> 00:18:59,679
You've sold us, Colonel.
413
00:18:59,721 --> 00:19:03,725
Yeah. Now, which one of
you is going to sell me?
414
00:19:03,808 --> 00:19:06,436
All right,
get your money down, folks.
415
00:19:13,568 --> 00:19:17,614
All right,
number three.
416
00:19:17,697 --> 00:19:19,574
Folks, get
your money down.
417
00:19:19,616 --> 00:19:21,242
Get your... bets there.
418
00:19:21,326 --> 00:19:24,120
All right, and it's
another bet there.
419
00:19:30,418 --> 00:19:32,253
Well, looks like you got
a winner, Commandant.
420
00:19:33,672 --> 00:19:35,256
It will be
the greatest collection
421
00:19:35,340 --> 00:19:37,008
ever made
to the Winter Relief Fund.
422
00:19:37,092 --> 00:19:39,302
Colonel Wilhelm Klink, Chairman.
423
00:19:40,553 --> 00:19:42,681
Where's Dr. Becker?
He might enjoy this.
424
00:19:42,764 --> 00:19:44,766
Unfortunately, he's leaving
for Berlin tonight.
425
00:19:44,808 --> 00:19:45,975
What's the rush?
426
00:19:46,059 --> 00:19:46,101
How would I know?
427
00:19:47,435 --> 00:19:50,397
Scientists
are always rushing someplace.
428
00:19:50,438 --> 00:19:51,481
Oh, excuse me.
429
00:19:51,564 --> 00:19:52,607
Hello, my dear!
430
00:19:57,779 --> 00:19:58,947
Bad news, Colonel.
431
00:19:58,988 --> 00:20:01,116
I know, I just had
it from the pit boss.
432
00:20:01,157 --> 00:20:03,118
A Luftwaffe plane
will pick up Becker
433
00:20:03,201 --> 00:20:04,327
at Amelburg Airport, 10:00.
434
00:20:04,411 --> 00:20:05,495
That's two hours.
435
00:20:05,578 --> 00:20:06,663
Where is he?
436
00:20:06,746 --> 00:20:08,248
With Feldkamp
at Klink's quarters.
437
00:20:08,289 --> 00:20:09,624
And one more little detail.
438
00:20:09,666 --> 00:20:11,793
You're just filled with
good news, aren't you?
439
00:20:11,876 --> 00:20:13,336
He has the box
in his briefcase,
440
00:20:13,420 --> 00:20:14,921
attached to his wrist
with a chain.
441
00:20:14,963 --> 00:20:16,256
Oh, great.
442
00:20:16,297 --> 00:20:17,966
We'll have to make a
grab for it here, then.
443
00:20:18,007 --> 00:20:18,967
You're kidding.
444
00:20:19,008 --> 00:20:20,176
Scared, yes... kidding, no.
445
00:20:20,260 --> 00:20:21,219
Listen very carefully.
446
00:20:21,302 --> 00:20:22,971
Tell Carter to bring
the dummy box here
447
00:20:23,012 --> 00:20:24,305
with four or five
smoke bombs.
448
00:20:24,389 --> 00:20:25,473
Uh-huh.
449
00:20:25,515 --> 00:20:26,474
Have Newkirk ready
450
00:20:26,516 --> 00:20:27,475
to open up the briefcase.
451
00:20:27,517 --> 00:20:28,476
Bring his collection of keys.
452
00:20:28,518 --> 00:20:29,477
Oui, Colonel.
453
00:20:29,519 --> 00:20:30,520
Have Kinch stand by.
454
00:20:30,603 --> 00:20:32,063
He's going to have
to knock Becker out,
455
00:20:32,147 --> 00:20:32,188
but not too
far out, got it?
456
00:20:33,273 --> 00:20:34,524
I have; sounds like fun.
457
00:20:34,607 --> 00:20:38,153
Oh, yeah... Monte Carlo is
a ball this time of year.
458
00:20:41,614 --> 00:20:43,741
It'd make Colonel Klink
very happy.
459
00:20:43,825 --> 00:20:45,493
Ah, anything makes
Klink happy.
460
00:20:45,535 --> 00:20:47,495
He asked me to invite you,
Doctor.
461
00:20:47,537 --> 00:20:48,538
Ah, danke schon.
462
00:20:48,621 --> 00:20:49,622
That is impossible.
463
00:20:49,664 --> 00:20:51,541
Tell Klink
to mind his own business.
464
00:20:51,624 --> 00:20:54,669
That is one of the many things
he does not do very well.
465
00:20:54,711 --> 00:20:56,713
They're having a big time
over there at Monte Carlo.
466
00:20:56,796 --> 00:20:57,839
Monte Carlo?
467
00:20:57,922 --> 00:21:00,008
Roulette, blackjack, poker.
468
00:21:00,091 --> 00:21:01,843
A lot of action, ja?
469
00:21:01,926 --> 00:21:03,136
House is on a
losing streak.
470
00:21:03,178 --> 00:21:04,387
That is enough, Hogan.
471
00:21:04,471 --> 00:21:05,513
You are dismissed.
472
00:21:05,597 --> 00:21:08,558
Oh, just one moment,
Major.
473
00:21:08,641 --> 00:21:10,310
The plane
picks me up at 10:00,
474
00:21:10,351 --> 00:21:12,103
a few minutes
to the airport...
475
00:21:12,187 --> 00:21:15,273
Oh, I could spend
one hour.
476
00:21:15,356 --> 00:21:16,733
It might be amusing.
477
00:21:16,816 --> 00:21:19,360
I do not think
it would be advisable.
478
00:21:19,444 --> 00:21:20,862
Oh, of course you don't.
479
00:21:20,945 --> 00:21:22,655
The house is losing,
Colonel?
480
00:21:22,697 --> 00:21:25,033
Yeah, could start
winning at any time.
481
00:21:25,074 --> 00:21:27,452
Oh, well, then,
let us go quickly.
482
00:21:27,535 --> 00:21:30,413
I do feel lucky tonight.
483
00:21:30,496 --> 00:21:31,873
The winner.
484
00:21:31,956 --> 00:21:33,875
Do I have a system,
or do I have a system?
485
00:21:33,917 --> 00:21:35,877
Isn't that marvelous?
486
00:21:35,919 --> 00:21:38,129
Oh, Dr. Becker!
487
00:21:38,213 --> 00:21:39,631
Ah, roulette!
488
00:21:39,714 --> 00:21:41,549
May I help you? Here.
489
00:21:41,591 --> 00:21:43,593
Uh, 1,000 marks.
490
00:21:43,676 --> 00:21:44,594
All set?
491
00:21:44,677 --> 00:21:45,553
I'm loaded.
492
00:21:48,389 --> 00:21:49,557
Here we are.
493
00:21:49,641 --> 00:21:51,517
And the winner
is seven black.
494
00:21:51,559 --> 00:21:54,562
Oh, you're not very lucky
tonight, Dr. Becker.
495
00:21:54,646 --> 00:21:56,356
Action's at the
roulette table.
496
00:21:56,564 --> 00:21:57,732
All right.
497
00:21:57,774 --> 00:21:59,901
Red! 19 red.
498
00:21:59,943 --> 00:22:02,070
There's the ball
for 19 red.
499
00:22:04,614 --> 00:22:07,492
Aha, round
and round...
500
00:22:08,826 --> 00:22:10,161
Fire!
501
00:22:14,499 --> 00:22:16,459
Fire! Fire!
502
00:22:17,669 --> 00:22:18,878
LeBEAU:
Fire!
503
00:22:23,132 --> 00:22:24,717
Dr. Becker, are
you all right?
504
00:22:24,759 --> 00:22:26,427
I am fine.
505
00:22:28,638 --> 00:22:30,765
He's sleeping
like a baby.
506
00:22:30,807 --> 00:22:34,686
Yeah. Kinch, if he wakes up
and starts crying,
507
00:22:34,769 --> 00:22:35,937
hit him again.
508
00:22:36,020 --> 00:22:38,022
Oui, mon frère.
509
00:22:39,565 --> 00:22:43,027
Here we go, nice as you please.
510
00:22:49,617 --> 00:22:51,285
All right, Carter,
hide it in the barracks,
511
00:22:51,369 --> 00:22:53,121
and I mean hide it
so we can't even find it.
512
00:22:53,162 --> 00:22:54,622
Right, Colonel.
513
00:22:56,958 --> 00:22:58,209
Ah, Major Feldkamp...
514
00:22:58,292 --> 00:22:59,627
Where is Dr. Becker?!
515
00:22:59,711 --> 00:23:01,629
What happened, what happened?
516
00:23:01,671 --> 00:23:03,131
Oh, Colonel,
here he is.
517
00:23:03,214 --> 00:23:06,467
Oh! Oh, Dr. Becker, Dr.
Becker, are you all right?
518
00:23:06,592 --> 00:23:08,136
I am so sorry, Dr. Becker.
519
00:23:08,177 --> 00:23:10,054
What, what happened,
Dr. Becker?
520
00:23:10,138 --> 00:23:11,180
I don't know, I...
521
00:23:11,264 --> 00:23:12,849
I seem to have passed out.
522
00:23:12,932 --> 00:23:14,642
It must have been the smoke.
523
00:23:14,726 --> 00:23:15,852
Oh, ja, ja, ja.
524
00:23:15,935 --> 00:23:17,395
Well, there is
nothing wrong.
525
00:23:17,478 --> 00:23:18,771
It was just
an accident.
526
00:23:18,813 --> 00:23:20,356
Well, let's be
thankful for that.
527
00:23:20,440 --> 00:23:21,649
Oh, by the way, Doctor,
528
00:23:21,691 --> 00:23:23,443
I, uh, I think you bet
on number 19.
529
00:23:23,568 --> 00:23:24,652
32 came up.
530
00:23:24,736 --> 00:23:26,195
Oh, this is too bad.
531
00:23:26,279 --> 00:23:28,823
Well, at least
it was all for a good cause.
532
00:23:28,906 --> 00:23:30,658
Yes, it was for
a good cause.
533
00:23:30,742 --> 00:23:32,201
I can assure you of that.
534
00:23:38,875 --> 00:23:42,170
91, 92, 93, 94.
535
00:23:42,253 --> 00:23:44,172
The final count,
Herr Kommandant,
536
00:23:44,255 --> 00:23:48,217
is 894 marks!
537
00:23:48,301 --> 00:23:49,469
Thank you, Schultz.
538
00:23:49,510 --> 00:23:54,015
Correction, please...
895 marks.
539
00:23:54,098 --> 00:23:56,142
How did that
get in there?
540
00:23:56,184 --> 00:23:59,061
This money was for
the Winter Relief Fund, Schultz.
541
00:23:59,145 --> 00:24:00,271
I'm ashamed of you.
542
00:24:00,354 --> 00:24:03,024
Oh, it must have gotten
stuck in my sleeve.
543
00:24:03,107 --> 00:24:04,650
Static electricity.
544
00:24:04,692 --> 00:24:07,195
That's how some of the world's
great fortunes got started.
545
00:24:07,278 --> 00:24:09,697
Schultz, dismissed.
546
00:24:09,739 --> 00:24:11,199
Jawohl, Herr Kommandant.
547
00:24:11,240 --> 00:24:13,493
Hogan, I'm very grateful
to you.
548
00:24:13,534 --> 00:24:15,203
You did a marvelous job,
549
00:24:15,286 --> 00:24:17,663
and as a reward,
we shall give you
550
00:24:17,705 --> 00:24:21,375
one extra sheet of writing paper
for every prisoner.
551
00:24:21,459 --> 00:24:24,212
Your generosity is
overwhelming, Commandant.
552
00:24:24,253 --> 00:24:28,007
895 marks minus 200 marks
for my expenses...
553
00:24:28,049 --> 00:24:29,383
You know, between
you and Schultz,
554
00:24:29,467 --> 00:24:31,260
I'm surprised you haven't
stolen World War II.
555
00:24:31,344 --> 00:24:33,179
Oh, this is
perfectly legitimate.
556
00:24:33,221 --> 00:24:35,681
I put in a lot of time,
and that's worth something,
557
00:24:35,723 --> 00:24:37,850
and my expert knowledge
as chairman...
558
00:24:37,892 --> 00:24:40,895
So, I will keep the 200 marks
for my expenses.
559
00:24:40,937 --> 00:24:43,189
Uh, take my advice,
Commandant.
560
00:24:43,231 --> 00:24:45,233
Send it all to
Berlin, or else.
561
00:24:48,069 --> 00:24:49,070
Or else what?
562
00:24:49,153 --> 00:24:50,821
You're going to be
the only officer
563
00:24:50,905 --> 00:24:53,241
facing a Russian tank
with an expense account.
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