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Now, this area
here, Hogan,
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we want it cleared
of trees and brush.
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You want us to do it?
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Oh, Berlin will pay.
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Ten pfennigs an hour
per man.
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Which means they've
authorized 25 pfennigs an hour.
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You give us ten;
keep 15 to yourself.
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Hogan, I resent that.
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Where do you
get such ideas?
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Mainly from you.
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Excuse, Herr Kommandant.
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A Captain Bohrmann
is here to see you.
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Bohrmann? I don't know
any Captain Bohrmann.
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I'm busy.
Send him away.
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Gestapo.
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Well, don't just
let the man sit out there.
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The commandant may be
able to squeeze him in.
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Jawohl, Herr Kommandant.
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We'll discuss our business
later. Dismissed.
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I hate a sloppy war.
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Colonel Klink, Heil Hitler.
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Heil Hitler.
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Uh, please, Captain,
sit down, sit down.
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What can I do for you?
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I have been assigned to Gestapo
Headquarters in Dusseldorf.
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Mm-hmm.
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But I am living in
Hamilburg at the moment,
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Houselhof Hotel,
room 209.
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Very interesting.
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But is it important?
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Very.
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What's this
captain's game?
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Keep quiet,
maybe we'll find out.
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Of course I remember
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the plot
to assassinate the Führer.
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Could any loyal German
ever forget it?
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I don't think you will.
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The conspirators are
still being rounded up.
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A very important man
was recently arrested.
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I searched his house,
found this picture
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and the negative.
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Mm-hmm.
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No, it's not possible.
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Klink sounds like
he swallowed his monocle.
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Must be some picture.
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Klink and a woman, maybe?
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Impossible. Klink's
in love with Klink.
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He wouldn't let anyone
come between himself.
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General Molendorf.
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That's his arm
around your shoulders.
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Yes, we were friends.
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Close friends and very possibly
associated in the plot
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to assassinate the Führer.
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Hardly knew the man.
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We went to school together
for ten years,
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saw each other every day,
but what's that?
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You were also best man
at his wedding.
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Oh, well, I had nothing else
to do that afternoon.
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Colonel, I have a problem.
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If I turn this picture in
to Gestapo Headquarters,
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an innocent man
may be executed.
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Innocent?
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You.
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Me? I'm not innocent.
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I mean, I am innocent.
What have I done?
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If I destroy the negative
or give it to you,
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I won't exactly be
doing my duty, will I?
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No, you do have
a problem.
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Klink's beautiful,
isn't he?
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Little Alice
in Krautland.
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How stupid
can one man be?
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Keep listening,
he'll tell you.
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And you expect me
to pay your hotel bill?
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In addition to, say,
1,000 marks right now,
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while I consider
the problem.
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Couldn't you consider the problem
a little less expensively?
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The life of an innocent
commandant is at stake.
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Oh.
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I'll get the money
out of the safe.
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That's blackmail.
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Bohrmann will take Klink
for every penny he's got
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and then have him executed
anyway to cover up.
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That's nice.
Yeah, lovely.
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Au revoir, Monsieur Klink,
and I mean au revoir.
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If the Gestapo takes
him away, we're next.
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His enemy
is our enemy.
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Well, why'd you
want to save
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a bloody fool
like Klink?
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I don't want to,
but let's face it,
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bloody fools
don't grow on trees.
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Eins, zwei, drei, vier.
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Eins, zwei, drei, vier.
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Detail, halt!
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Left face!
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Roll call!
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When I call your
name, answer!
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Look alive!
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Who's alive?
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Quiet!
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I said, look alive,
do you understand?!
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Get it over with,
Schultz.
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Achtung!
The commandant.
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Commandant,
hold it a minute.
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Hogan, what is it?
I'm in a hurry.
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The work's coming along
beautifully, sir.
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Yeah, beautifully, sir.
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Excellent, excellent.
Carry on.
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It's a real picnic
slaving away
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out there
in the cold.
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Ja, it's a real picnic.
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It is?
Especially without pay.
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We've been at it almost a
week now... when do we get paid?
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Hogan, is that all
you can think about? Money?
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Only when I don't have it.
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You'll get paid when the
paymaster arrives from Berlin.
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Now keep up the good work.
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Driver, go on.
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As soon as the
paymaster arrives?
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You heard what
our fearless leader said.
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But the paymaster arrived
the night before last.
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Are you sure?
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I opened the gate
for him myself.
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How's that news bulletin, folks?
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Colonel Hogan,
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is there some
monkey business going on?
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Next time you see a monkey
wearing a monocle, ask him.
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He's tapping the till,
that's what he's doing.
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Bohrmann must have
put the bite on Klink again.
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And he's using
our wages to pay off.
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And we go out every day
and work like the fools we are.
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Well, not me...
Tomorrow I go on strike.
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That's all you Frenchmen
ever do, go on strike.
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And make love.
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Yeah, you never hear them
striking about that, do you?
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Jealousy will
get you nowhere.
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All right, knock it off.
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We took the job Klink offered
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so we could get outside
the fence every day
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so we could operate.
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That's not going
to last, Colonel.
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They're going
to catch Klink
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with his hand in the cash
register and chop it off.
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Yeah, and his head, too.
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We've got to do something
about that picture
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to take the heat
off Klink.
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Us get the picture? How?
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Go into town
and ask Bohrmann.
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Nothing to it.
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Yeah, that's exactly
what I had in mind.
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Kinch, do you have
the floor plan
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to the Houselhorf Hotel
in the file?
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I think so. Let's see.
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Houselhorf... right here.
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Thanks.
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Now, Bohrmann said he was
in room 209, second floor.
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That's right here.
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Do you think he'd still
have the negative on him?
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Probably.
We'll just have to risk it.
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Now, if we could get
the room next to Bohrmann,
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we might have a chance.
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It doesn't look
good, Colonel.
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We've got no choice.
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We move out tomorrow night.
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If you ask me, sir,
I think it's a bit chancy.
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Newkirk, nobody asked you.
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Would you rather
have a brand-new Kraut
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running this
little old Stalag?
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Not just any room.
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I said number 210!
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Impossible. There
is a reservation.
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This is Oberführer
Hoganheimer. Gestapo!
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We have oberführers here
all the time, nothing new.
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He's not just
an ordinary oberführer,
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he's really
ober da oberführers.
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I know.
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He's the oberest
oberführer of them all.
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Now, give me the key
to 210, please!
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It cannot be done. I'm sorry.
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Just a minute, Unterführer.
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You see, I'm the unterführer,
he's the oberführer.
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Please, don't do that again.
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I'll handle this.
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Jawohl,
Oberfuhrer Hoganheimer.
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Yes, we are most anxious
to have room 210.
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Eh... perhaps if I juggle it
around a bit, I can, uh...
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Juggle away,
gnadige frau.
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Please.
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Ja, Herr Oberfuhrer,
you may have room 210.
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Ah, one of your officers,
Captain Bohrmann, is in 209.
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Don't tell him we're here.
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We'd like to surprise him.
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I understand, sir.
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This way, please.
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Marvelous, Oberführer.
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Excellent.
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Good night, gentlemen.
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Good night.
Good night.
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Heil Hitler.
Heil Hitler.
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Heil Hitler.
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Her and her bloody
Heil Hitlers.
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Shh.
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I'm sorry.
Shh.
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I'm sorry.
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Heil Hitler.
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Newkirk.
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Open it.
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Well, why didn't you...
Shh.
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I'm sorry.
209
00:10:37,011 --> 00:10:38,721
I'm sorry.
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00:11:26,060 --> 00:11:29,939
Fire! Fire!
Fire in the hall!
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Fire!
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00:11:31,690 --> 00:11:33,150
There's fire!
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Fire!
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Fire! Right down there,
there's fire!
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Fire! Fire!
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Fire!
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There's fire everywhere!
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Fire in the halls! Fire!
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Fire!
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Okay, sir, did it work?
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He only took
the leather box.
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The negative has got
to be in there.
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Get rid of that,
will you?
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And fast!
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I got a feeling we're just
never gonna win this war.
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Oh, God.
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Come on.
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Yes, yes, Schultz, I'm aware
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you're only getting
half your pay.
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What happened, Herr Kommandant?
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I told you, the paymaster
didn't bring us enough money.
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Is there anything
wrong in Berlin?
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Oh, Herr Kommandant, if it's
a secret, you can tell me.
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I won't tell a word to anybody.
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There is nothing
wrong in Berlin...
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more than usual.
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Oh, Herr Kommandant.
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My pay is nothing to start with.
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If you cut it in half,
I get half of nothing.
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Schultz, is money
all that concerns you?
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Don't you ever think
of the experience
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you're getting in the service?
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Herr Kommandant, couldn't I
get experience on full pay?
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Doesn't it mean anything
to you to serve the Führer?
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Is the Führer
on half pay?
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Don't you have any
love for your fatherland?
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Oh, I do, Herr
Kommandant. I do,
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but couldn't I have
love and money?
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Now, Schultz, your
service record is very good.
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Don't spoil it
by complaining.
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There may even
be a promotion.
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If this war continues,
someday all this may be yours.
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Who needs it?
Oh, I mean,
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Herr Kommandant, I'm very
happy being a sergeant.
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Colonel Hogan, what shall I do?
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Sue the Luftwaffe
for my pay?
257
00:13:36,273 --> 00:13:38,233
You can accept
what they give you, Schultz,
258
00:13:38,233 --> 00:13:39,735
or sue them and wait
for the rest
259
00:13:39,777 --> 00:13:40,778
at the Russian Front.
260
00:13:40,819 --> 00:13:42,029
But it's not fair.
261
00:13:42,071 --> 00:13:43,655
I'm a sergeant of the guard.
262
00:13:43,697 --> 00:13:45,115
Every day I risk my life
263
00:13:45,157 --> 00:13:47,076
guarding you
dangerous prisoners.
264
00:13:47,076 --> 00:13:49,328
Shultz, take the
half pay and forget it.
265
00:13:49,370 --> 00:13:51,580
War's not only rotten,
it's expensive.
266
00:13:51,580 --> 00:13:53,082
Why should I
pay the bill?
267
00:13:55,084 --> 00:13:57,044
Uh... I got an idea.
268
00:13:59,088 --> 00:14:00,089
Maybe the prisoners
269
00:14:00,089 --> 00:14:01,757
could take up
a collection for you.
270
00:14:01,799 --> 00:14:03,092
Oh, I couldn't
take money
271
00:14:03,092 --> 00:14:04,093
from the prisoners.
272
00:14:04,093 --> 00:14:05,427
I was just
trying to help.
273
00:14:05,427 --> 00:14:07,429
Oh, boy, am I
in trouble.
274
00:14:07,429 --> 00:14:10,015
When I send my wife
only half the money
275
00:14:10,057 --> 00:14:11,767
she usually
gets... oh, boy!
276
00:14:11,767 --> 00:14:13,769
Straighten it out
when you go home on leave.
277
00:14:13,769 --> 00:14:14,937
She'll straighten me out.
278
00:14:14,978 --> 00:14:16,188
Then don't go home.
279
00:14:16,230 --> 00:14:17,398
She'll come and get me.
280
00:14:17,439 --> 00:14:20,609
Uh... Colonel Hogan,
281
00:14:20,609 --> 00:14:24,446
I can't take money from
the prisoners, but, uh...
282
00:14:24,488 --> 00:14:27,282
maybe a little
loan from you.
283
00:14:27,282 --> 00:14:30,911
How much interest
would you charge me?
284
00:14:30,953 --> 00:14:32,579
Charge a friend interest?
285
00:14:32,621 --> 00:14:34,123
That's insulting, Schultz.
286
00:14:34,289 --> 00:14:35,290
Oh, excuse me.
287
00:14:36,625 --> 00:14:38,127
I'm sorry.
288
00:14:38,127 --> 00:14:40,504
Oh, Colonel Hogan,
289
00:14:40,546 --> 00:14:43,465
thank you, you
saved my life!
290
00:14:43,465 --> 00:14:45,717
And you ask nothing for it.
291
00:14:45,759 --> 00:14:46,969
Nothing. However...
292
00:14:46,969 --> 00:14:48,137
However.
293
00:14:48,178 --> 00:14:51,140
Uh...
294
00:14:51,181 --> 00:14:52,432
Impossible.
295
00:14:52,474 --> 00:14:54,434
Impossible, huh?
296
00:14:54,476 --> 00:14:57,104
Impossible, but
we try it anyway.
297
00:14:57,146 --> 00:14:57,813
Tomorrow?
298
00:14:58,147 --> 00:14:58,897
Yeah.
299
00:14:59,148 --> 00:14:59,857
Good boy.
300
00:15:00,149 --> 00:15:01,150
Danke.
301
00:15:04,111 --> 00:15:06,738
We make our move tomorrow
during the work detail.
302
00:15:06,780 --> 00:15:08,282
That is fabulous.
Marvelous, marvelous.
303
00:15:08,323 --> 00:15:09,783
How'd you manage
that, Colonel?
304
00:15:09,825 --> 00:15:10,742
I told Schultz
we wanted
305
00:15:10,784 --> 00:15:12,160
to work the farms
around the camp
306
00:15:12,160 --> 00:15:13,161
for some extra food.
307
00:15:13,161 --> 00:15:14,621
As soon as we get
outside the wire,
308
00:15:14,663 --> 00:15:16,206
we'll disappear
for a couple of hours.
309
00:15:16,248 --> 00:15:18,542
Then sneak into town and
snatch the ol' negative, eh?
310
00:15:18,584 --> 00:15:20,252
Certainment. Day
is the best time
311
00:15:20,294 --> 00:15:21,712
to steal it...
When he's gone.
312
00:15:21,753 --> 00:15:23,714
He's small, but all brains.
313
00:15:23,755 --> 00:15:24,715
What are we
going to do
314
00:15:24,756 --> 00:15:25,966
about civilian
clothes, sir?
315
00:15:26,008 --> 00:15:27,175
Wear them under
our uniforms.
316
00:15:27,217 --> 00:15:28,176
We'll ditch this stuff
317
00:15:28,218 --> 00:15:30,512
as soon as we
get rid of Schultz.
318
00:15:30,596 --> 00:15:31,763
Colonel Hogan.
319
00:15:31,805 --> 00:15:33,181
Colonel Hogan.
320
00:15:35,350 --> 00:15:36,518
I was thinking.
321
00:15:36,560 --> 00:15:38,353
You know that's bad
for you, Schultz.
322
00:15:38,353 --> 00:15:39,146
It makes you hungry.
323
00:15:40,397 --> 00:15:42,941
I can't do what you
asked me to do.
324
00:15:42,983 --> 00:15:45,110
I'd rather pay interest.
325
00:15:45,152 --> 00:15:46,361
A deal's a deal, Schultz.
326
00:15:46,403 --> 00:15:47,446
And a wife is a wife.
327
00:15:47,487 --> 00:15:49,364
You didn't have
to marry her, you know.
328
00:15:49,406 --> 00:15:50,699
Now he gives me advice.
329
00:15:50,741 --> 00:15:52,659
Where were you
when I needed you?
330
00:15:54,953 --> 00:15:56,872
Achtzehn,
neunzehn, zwanzig.
331
00:15:56,872 --> 00:15:58,290
All present.
332
00:15:58,332 --> 00:16:00,626
Detail!
333
00:16:00,667 --> 00:16:01,585
Left face!
334
00:16:03,420 --> 00:16:05,756
Forward march!
335
00:16:05,797 --> 00:16:07,758
Eins, zwei, drei, vier.
336
00:16:07,799 --> 00:16:09,259
Eins, zwei, drei, vier.
337
00:16:09,301 --> 00:16:10,719
Eins...
Schultz, please.
338
00:16:10,761 --> 00:16:11,928
You're confusing the men.
339
00:16:11,970 --> 00:16:12,929
You're out of step.
340
00:16:12,971 --> 00:16:14,681
Zwei, drei, vier.
341
00:16:14,723 --> 00:16:16,642
Eins, zwei, drei, vier.
342
00:16:16,683 --> 00:16:18,226
Eins, zwei, drei, vier. Halt!
343
00:16:18,268 --> 00:16:19,895
Eins, zwei, drei, vier.
344
00:16:19,895 --> 00:16:22,022
Just a minute! I said halt.
345
00:16:22,064 --> 00:16:23,106
Halt!
346
00:16:24,608 --> 00:16:26,443
We were just going out
to work, Commandant.
347
00:16:26,485 --> 00:16:27,444
You're not going.
348
00:16:27,486 --> 00:16:28,654
Schultz, dismiss the men.
349
00:16:28,695 --> 00:16:29,696
I have decided
to cancel
350
00:16:29,738 --> 00:16:30,739
the project.
I thought we
351
00:16:30,781 --> 00:16:32,074
were doing fine, sir. You were.
352
00:16:32,074 --> 00:16:33,075
Was it
something I said?
353
00:16:33,116 --> 00:16:34,242
The money for
their pay
354
00:16:34,284 --> 00:16:35,577
has not come
from Berlin.
355
00:16:35,577 --> 00:16:36,787
Well, that's
all right.
356
00:16:36,828 --> 00:16:39,581
Maybe we can work out time
payments. Time payments?
357
00:16:39,623 --> 00:16:41,249
Sure. Hitler's good
for the money.
358
00:16:41,249 --> 00:16:42,417
Absolutely!
359
00:16:42,459 --> 00:16:44,127
You stay out of this.
360
00:16:44,169 --> 00:16:46,797
He can always cash in France
if he has to.
361
00:16:46,838 --> 00:16:48,382
You mean you would
work on credit?
362
00:16:48,423 --> 00:16:50,050
Of course. Right, men?
363
00:16:50,092 --> 00:16:51,051
Yes.
Yay!
364
00:16:51,093 --> 00:16:52,094
You bet we would.
365
00:16:52,094 --> 00:16:54,054
After all, it's
our stalag, too.
366
00:16:54,096 --> 00:16:55,097
And we love it!
367
00:16:55,097 --> 00:16:57,391
We're enemies, and we
hate each other, sir,
368
00:16:57,432 --> 00:16:58,350
but we live here.
369
00:16:58,392 --> 00:17:00,268
For us, it's...
370
00:17:00,268 --> 00:17:02,062
well, RFD Germany.
371
00:17:04,147 --> 00:17:05,399
Hogan,
372
00:17:05,440 --> 00:17:07,609
I'm deeply touched.
373
00:17:07,651 --> 00:17:08,735
So am I.
374
00:17:08,777 --> 00:17:09,903
But...
375
00:17:09,945 --> 00:17:12,531
I cannot have my prisoners
work on credit
376
00:17:12,572 --> 00:17:14,324
when I've promised
to pay them.
377
00:17:14,491 --> 00:17:15,450
Gentlemen,
378
00:17:15,492 --> 00:17:18,286
I thank you
from the bottom of my heart.
379
00:17:18,328 --> 00:17:20,372
Hooray!
380
00:17:22,124 --> 00:17:23,750
Tell you what, Commandant,
we'll finish the job,
381
00:17:23,792 --> 00:17:24,751
you can forget the money.
382
00:17:24,793 --> 00:17:26,253
You mean you would
work for nothing?
383
00:17:26,294 --> 00:17:27,838
Yeah, we want
to beautify this place.
384
00:17:27,879 --> 00:17:28,880
Want it
to look nice when
385
00:17:28,922 --> 00:17:30,590
General Patton's tanks
come rolling in.
386
00:17:30,632 --> 00:17:32,217
Request denied.
Schultz, dismiss the men.
387
00:17:32,342 --> 00:17:33,301
But, Commandant...
388
00:17:33,385 --> 00:17:34,302
The work will resume
389
00:17:34,386 --> 00:17:36,138
when the financial
situation is cleared up.
390
00:17:36,179 --> 00:17:37,764
Dismissed.
391
00:17:37,806 --> 00:17:40,434
Work detail, dismissed!
392
00:17:43,812 --> 00:17:44,771
There goes the plan.
393
00:17:44,813 --> 00:17:46,189
Yeah, looks like
that Bohrmann
394
00:17:46,231 --> 00:17:47,983
is really putting
the bite on Klink.
395
00:17:48,024 --> 00:17:49,067
Yeah, all
the more reason
396
00:17:49,109 --> 00:17:50,527
to get him off
the hook, and fast.
397
00:17:50,569 --> 00:17:52,529
All right, we go out
tonight anyway.
398
00:17:52,571 --> 00:17:53,989
We go through
the emergency tunnel.
399
00:17:54,030 --> 00:17:55,949
Steal the negative
with Bohrmann in his room?
400
00:17:55,991 --> 00:17:57,159
Suppose
he wakes up, Colonel?
401
00:17:57,200 --> 00:17:58,660
Put him
to sleep again.
402
00:17:58,702 --> 00:18:00,162
Oh. I just thought
I'd ask.
403
00:18:00,203 --> 00:18:01,830
It sounds logical,
though.
404
00:18:01,830 --> 00:18:02,998
I'll need
another man.
405
00:18:02,998 --> 00:18:04,666
LeBeau, you want
to volunteer?
406
00:18:04,708 --> 00:18:07,210
Can I have some time to
think about it, Colonel?
407
00:18:07,252 --> 00:18:08,837
I accept your offer.
408
00:18:08,879 --> 00:18:11,798
Doesn't take me
long to decide.
409
00:18:14,426 --> 00:18:15,719
Abend, gentlemen.
410
00:18:15,760 --> 00:18:16,928
Heil Hitler.
411
00:18:16,970 --> 00:18:18,597
Abend.
Key 210, please.
412
00:18:20,473 --> 00:18:22,058
And please see
if we have any mail.
413
00:18:27,355 --> 00:18:30,066
There are no letters
for you. I'm sorry.
414
00:18:30,108 --> 00:18:31,067
Danke.
415
00:18:31,109 --> 00:18:32,444
Danke, gnadige frau.
416
00:18:37,616 --> 00:18:39,534
Not exactly Claridge's,
but we like it.
417
00:18:39,576 --> 00:18:40,869
Shh.
418
00:18:40,911 --> 00:18:41,912
Sorry.
419
00:19:33,088 --> 00:19:34,422
We'll wait till
he's asleep.
420
00:20:14,295 --> 00:20:15,296
Hmm?
421
00:20:20,343 --> 00:20:21,761
It started with me.
422
00:20:21,803 --> 00:20:22,804
Oh, I'm sorry.
423
00:20:34,482 --> 00:20:36,443
Just a touch
of realism, sir.
424
00:20:36,484 --> 00:20:37,318
Let's go.
425
00:20:47,078 --> 00:20:51,708
Let's have one more little
old drink of schnapps!
426
00:20:51,749 --> 00:20:55,378
Nein, the schnapps
is all shnapped out.
427
00:20:55,462 --> 00:20:58,214
I must have
more schnapps!
428
00:20:58,256 --> 00:21:03,219
And I say you can't
have more schnapps!
429
00:21:04,929 --> 00:21:05,972
You want to fight?
430
00:21:06,014 --> 00:21:08,766
I want to settle it
the only way.
431
00:21:08,808 --> 00:21:11,728
Stop the noise or I'll
settle the two of you.
432
00:21:11,769 --> 00:21:13,396
Who are you,
mein herr?
433
00:21:13,438 --> 00:21:15,440
I am trying to sleep.
434
00:21:15,481 --> 00:21:17,358
LeBEAU:
That's so funny...
435
00:21:18,568 --> 00:21:22,405
What have you got
against my old friend?
436
00:21:22,447 --> 00:21:23,907
Take your hands off me.
437
00:21:23,948 --> 00:21:25,241
Captain, go to heck.
438
00:21:25,283 --> 00:21:27,702
No, no, no,
you can't talk
439
00:21:27,744 --> 00:21:29,287
to my friend
that way.
440
00:21:29,329 --> 00:21:33,291
Will you take
your hands off me?
441
00:21:33,333 --> 00:21:34,876
I will have
the two of you
442
00:21:34,876 --> 00:21:36,002
thrown in jail.
443
00:21:36,044 --> 00:21:37,378
LeBEAU:
Good. Good idea.
444
00:21:37,378 --> 00:21:39,172
It's not
much trouble.
445
00:21:39,214 --> 00:21:41,174
What are you going
to do about it?
446
00:21:41,216 --> 00:21:42,217
About what?
447
00:21:42,258 --> 00:21:43,218
Anything.
448
00:21:43,218 --> 00:21:44,719
Yeah, good.
449
00:21:44,761 --> 00:21:46,471
Now, do you
really think...?
450
00:21:46,512 --> 00:21:48,264
Get your hands
off me!
451
00:21:48,306 --> 00:21:52,060
We're terribly...
terribly sorry.
452
00:21:52,101 --> 00:21:54,896
We had a little
too much schnapps.
453
00:21:54,896 --> 00:21:56,731
I should say
you have.
454
00:21:56,773 --> 00:21:58,441
LeBEAU: We owe
you an apology, sir.
455
00:21:58,483 --> 00:22:00,318
Just get out of here.
456
00:22:02,820 --> 00:22:04,322
Good night and
pleasant dreams, sir.
457
00:22:04,364 --> 00:22:05,448
Can I have a...?
458
00:22:05,490 --> 00:22:06,449
Quiet down.
Shh-shh.
459
00:22:06,491 --> 00:22:07,408
Heil Hitler.
460
00:22:07,450 --> 00:22:08,451
Heil Hitler.
461
00:22:08,493 --> 00:22:09,369
No more noise.
462
00:22:09,410 --> 00:22:10,411
Shh!
Shh!
463
00:22:10,453 --> 00:22:11,454
Heil Hitler.
464
00:22:11,496 --> 00:22:12,914
Heil Hitler.
465
00:22:12,914 --> 00:22:14,582
I got it.
466
00:22:14,624 --> 00:22:15,750
Great.
Let's celebrate.
467
00:22:15,792 --> 00:22:16,751
Can we stop
at the hofbrau?
468
00:22:16,793 --> 00:22:17,752
Too risky.
Back to camp.
469
00:22:17,794 --> 00:22:18,753
Oh, come on, Colonel.
470
00:22:18,795 --> 00:22:19,754
One bottle of wine.
471
00:22:19,796 --> 00:22:20,755
Don't argue.
472
00:22:20,797 --> 00:22:22,298
Right. Remember,
I'm an oberführer.
473
00:22:22,340 --> 00:22:23,508
Right. He's the oberführer,
474
00:22:23,549 --> 00:22:24,509
I'm an unterführer.
475
00:22:24,550 --> 00:22:26,594
That also makes you
an unterführer. Got it?
476
00:22:26,594 --> 00:22:27,929
Crystal clear.
477
00:22:27,929 --> 00:22:29,138
Good, then
explain it to me
478
00:22:29,180 --> 00:22:30,098
on the way back to camp.
479
00:22:33,601 --> 00:22:34,811
Come in, come in!
480
00:22:34,852 --> 00:22:36,270
You sent for
me, Commandant?
481
00:22:36,312 --> 00:22:37,271
Yes, Hogan.
482
00:22:37,313 --> 00:22:38,898
I have been thinking
about your offer
483
00:22:38,940 --> 00:22:40,692
to do the cleanup work
outside the fence.
484
00:22:40,733 --> 00:22:42,151
I've been thinking
about it, too.
485
00:22:42,193 --> 00:22:43,152
Good, good, good.
Yeah.
486
00:22:43,194 --> 00:22:44,445
We want 25
pfennigs an hour,
487
00:22:44,445 --> 00:22:46,280
not the ten you
were going to give us.
488
00:22:46,322 --> 00:22:48,658
What? You said you would
do it for nothing.
489
00:22:48,700 --> 00:22:50,660
The offer was
for a limited time only.
490
00:22:50,702 --> 00:22:51,953
It expired at midnight.
491
00:22:51,994 --> 00:22:53,496
You'd kick a man when he's down.
492
00:22:53,538 --> 00:22:54,622
Kick you, sir?
493
00:22:54,664 --> 00:22:56,499
Berlin expects
this job to be done.
494
00:22:56,541 --> 00:22:57,709
They're sending an inspector,
495
00:22:57,750 --> 00:23:00,128
and I simply do not have
the money to pay for all this.
496
00:23:00,128 --> 00:23:02,004
You're in a tough
spot, sir.
497
00:23:02,046 --> 00:23:05,007
I never thought I would
beg you for anything.
498
00:23:05,049 --> 00:23:07,009
What's this?
499
00:23:07,051 --> 00:23:08,428
Looks like a negative.
500
00:23:08,469 --> 00:23:11,305
Yeah, I'm positive
it's a negative.
501
00:23:11,347 --> 00:23:13,933
"Merry Christmas from a friend."
502
00:23:13,975 --> 00:23:15,685
A little early,
but it's a nice thought.
503
00:23:17,019 --> 00:23:18,479
Hogan.
504
00:23:18,521 --> 00:23:20,815
Do you know what
this means? Do you?
505
00:23:20,815 --> 00:23:22,775
I don't need your help.
506
00:23:22,817 --> 00:23:25,278
Ten pfennigs an hour,
take it or leave it.
507
00:23:25,319 --> 00:23:26,779
A minute ago you
were a mouse.
508
00:23:26,821 --> 00:23:28,114
What turned you
into a rat?
509
00:23:28,156 --> 00:23:29,699
This proves that
I have friends.
510
00:23:29,741 --> 00:23:31,868
People who are willing
to do things for me,
511
00:23:31,909 --> 00:23:33,327
and you are not one of them.
512
00:23:33,369 --> 00:23:35,121
I'd like to be, sir,
I really would.
513
00:23:35,163 --> 00:23:38,166
Then try harder,
Hogan. Try.
514
00:23:38,207 --> 00:23:39,375
I will, and
thank you, sir,
515
00:23:39,417 --> 00:23:40,543
for giving me
a second chance.
516
00:23:53,139 --> 00:23:54,348
Are we all in, gents?
517
00:23:55,766 --> 00:23:56,726
Come on.
518
00:23:56,767 --> 00:23:58,186
Now, how do you
like that colonel?
519
00:23:58,227 --> 00:23:59,395
He only had a
pair of deuces
520
00:23:59,437 --> 00:24:00,938
and he stole the
pot from us again.
521
00:24:00,980 --> 00:24:01,939
And I had
wired kings.
522
00:24:01,981 --> 00:24:03,024
Why didn't you
see me, then?
523
00:24:03,024 --> 00:24:04,817
Newkirk, you ought to
play poker with Hitler.
524
00:24:04,859 --> 00:24:06,068
You'd bluff him
out of the war.
525
00:24:06,110 --> 00:24:08,905
Abend, gentlemen.
Heil...
526
00:24:09,030 --> 00:24:10,740
Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh!
527
00:24:10,781 --> 00:24:12,492
No gambling
in the barracks!
528
00:24:12,533 --> 00:24:14,619
Glad you reminded
us, Schultz.
529
00:24:14,660 --> 00:24:16,913
Oh, yeah.
We got to remember that.
530
00:24:16,954 --> 00:24:19,457
That's all I ask,
and keep it in mind.
531
00:24:19,499 --> 00:24:21,876
Colonel Hogan,
I got my back pay,
532
00:24:21,918 --> 00:24:25,129
and I want to give you
the money I owe you.
533
00:24:25,171 --> 00:24:27,798
Ah, didn't I tell you
he's a good credit risk?
534
00:24:27,840 --> 00:24:29,425
Thank you. Oh,
Schultz, as I recall,
535
00:24:29,467 --> 00:24:32,720
you owe me 25 marks
from blackjack last month.
536
00:24:32,762 --> 00:24:34,639
Thank you
very much indeed.
537
00:24:34,680 --> 00:24:36,307
And you promised
me ten marks
538
00:24:36,349 --> 00:24:37,767
for a strudel
I made you.
539
00:24:37,808 --> 00:24:38,976
What happened?
540
00:24:39,018 --> 00:24:41,437
Looks like you have
a sudden attack of poverty.
541
00:24:41,479 --> 00:24:43,606
Uh, you want to sit in, Schultz?
542
00:24:45,066 --> 00:24:46,442
Oh, oh, Colonel Hogan,
543
00:24:46,525 --> 00:24:48,569
could you lend
me some money?
544
00:24:48,569 --> 00:24:51,030
I'm sorry, Schultz, you said
no gambling in the barracks.
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