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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:11,600 ♪ We Wish You A Merry Christmas ♪ 2 00:00:14,960 --> 00:00:17,400 ♪ We wish you a Merry Christmas 3 00:00:17,600 --> 00:00:19,920 ♪ We wish you a Merry Christmas 4 00:00:20,120 --> 00:00:22,599 ♪ We wish you a Merry Christmas 5 00:00:22,600 --> 00:00:25,119 ♪ And a Happy New Year 6 00:00:25,120 --> 00:00:27,679 ♪ Good tidings we bring 7 00:00:27,680 --> 00:00:30,239 ♪ To you and your kin 8 00:00:30,240 --> 00:00:32,679 ♪ We wish you a Merry Christmas 9 00:00:32,680 --> 00:00:35,160 ♪ And a Happy New Year 10 00:00:40,320 --> 00:00:42,480 ♪ Now bring us a figgy pudding 11 00:00:42,680 --> 00:00:45,199 ♪ Now bring us a figgy pudding 12 00:00:45,200 --> 00:00:46,600 ♪ Now bring us- ♪ 13 00:00:50,600 --> 00:00:53,919 They're still up. His lights. He's just forgotten they're there. 14 00:00:53,920 --> 00:00:56,679 Oh, and just remembers - to turn them on every night? - Timer. 15 00:00:56,680 --> 00:01:00,120 Ah! No. That's what I thought, but different times every night. 16 00:01:01,160 --> 00:01:04,599 This evening, 6:59. Before that 6:57. Before that 6:42. 17 00:01:04,600 --> 00:01:07,479 Before that 6.53, 6:42, 6:53, 6:47, 6:59- 18 00:01:07,480 --> 00:01:09,639 I like them. I'm telling you... 19 00:01:09,640 --> 00:01:12,040 he's got it in for me, Laura. 20 00:01:12,840 --> 00:01:15,839 First it was the whole the thing, - wasn't it, about the car. - Neil... 21 00:01:15,840 --> 00:01:17,599 For the last time, the car thing... 22 00:01:17,600 --> 00:01:20,199 could've been anyone. The entire street would like to see 23 00:01:20,200 --> 00:01:22,119 the back of that heap. Eight years it sat there, 24 00:01:22,120 --> 00:01:25,119 not a dicky bird, but the second that he moved in... 25 00:01:25,120 --> 00:01:27,479 Why would he, of all people, 26 00:01:27,480 --> 00:01:29,999 complain to the council about an "eyesore"? 27 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:32,680 Because no one would suspect him. 28 00:01:33,480 --> 00:01:36,399 - Chicken soup. - Argh. 29 00:01:36,400 --> 00:01:39,240 Err, custard. Ey. 30 00:01:41,240 --> 00:01:43,079 Beans with sausage. Oh, perfect. 31 00:01:43,080 --> 00:01:44,919 Just what I'm after. Thanks, Hol. 32 00:01:44,920 --> 00:01:47,559 Dad... You are looking after yourself? Yeah? 33 00:01:47,560 --> 00:01:50,159 "Looking after myself"? There's sausage in these beans. 34 00:01:50,160 --> 00:01:53,119 I'm living like a king! Hm... OK. 35 00:01:54,560 --> 00:01:56,239 I'd know that knock anywhere. 36 00:01:56,240 --> 00:01:58,439 It's him. Dad. No, wait just promise me- 37 00:01:58,440 --> 00:02:00,519 I'll be on my best behaviour. Anyway, got to go. 38 00:02:00,520 --> 00:02:02,319 Love you Holly. See you later. Dad, wait! 39 00:02:02,320 --> 00:02:04,240 - Bye-bye. - Bye. - Mwah. - Bye. 40 00:02:07,600 --> 00:02:09,839 Hello? Hello Scott. 41 00:02:09,840 --> 00:02:12,000 Um... It's me. Me? 42 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:15,159 Neil. "Neil"? 43 00:02:15,160 --> 00:02:17,839 Across the road. Oh yeah, Neil. Got ya. 44 00:02:17,840 --> 00:02:19,439 What can I do for you? 45 00:02:19,440 --> 00:02:21,079 It's about the lights. 46 00:02:21,080 --> 00:02:23,760 Lights? The Christmas lights. On your roof. 47 00:02:24,600 --> 00:02:27,759 Oh, they still up are they? You may remember from... 48 00:02:27,760 --> 00:02:30,359 our conversation on January 2nd, and my follow up text 49 00:02:30,360 --> 00:02:33,239 of February 5th, and the 12th, that they shine brightly 50 00:02:33,240 --> 00:02:36,719 into my top window, so I'd really appreciate it, if you don't mind- 51 00:02:36,720 --> 00:02:38,359 Yep, say no more Neil. 52 00:02:38,360 --> 00:02:40,919 I will have them taken down first thing in the morning. 53 00:02:40,920 --> 00:02:42,559 You have my word. 54 00:02:42,560 --> 00:02:45,159 ♪ ..Good tidings we bring 55 00:02:45,160 --> 00:02:47,599 ♪ To you and your kin 56 00:02:47,600 --> 00:02:51,319 ♪ We wish you a Merry Christmas... ♪ 57 00:02:51,320 --> 00:02:52,359 Git! 58 00:03:01,600 --> 00:03:04,080 ♪ When the snowman brings the snow 59 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:07,680 ♪ He might just like to know 60 00:03:08,440 --> 00:03:13,560 ♪ He put a great big smile on somebody's face 61 00:03:15,680 --> 00:03:18,360 ♪ When you jump into your bed 62 00:03:19,400 --> 00:03:21,920 ♪ Pull the covers right over your head 63 00:03:22,760 --> 00:03:24,799 ♪ But don't you lock the doors 64 00:03:24,800 --> 00:03:30,199 ♪ You know Santa Claus is on his way-ay-ay 65 00:03:30,200 --> 00:03:34,520 ♪ I wish it could be Christmas every day 66 00:03:37,320 --> 00:03:42,400 ♪ When the kids start singing and the band begins to play 67 00:03:43,880 --> 00:03:50,520 ♪ Oh, yes, I wish it could be Christmas every day 68 00:03:51,880 --> 00:03:59,559 ♪ Let the bells ring out for Christmas 69 00:04:02,840 --> 00:04:06,279 ♪ When we're skating in the park 70 00:04:06,280 --> 00:04:09,240 ♪ And the storm cloud paints it dark 71 00:04:10,120 --> 00:04:15,519 ♪ Well, your rosy cheeks are gonna light my merry way 72 00:04:15,520 --> 00:04:16,560 ♪ Oh, now 73 00:04:17,360 --> 00:04:20,040 ♪ When the frosticles appear 74 00:04:21,040 --> 00:04:23,680 ♪ And they've frozen my beard 75 00:04:24,440 --> 00:04:29,119 ♪ So we'll sit by the fire and let the heat melt 'em away... ♪ 76 00:04:29,120 --> 00:04:31,959 You were supposed to be getting - her flute! - Thirteen minutes. 77 00:04:31,960 --> 00:04:33,799 He hasn't even invited her in. Do you hear me? 78 00:04:33,800 --> 00:04:36,879 She's 74 with a fake knee. Get the poor woman a chair. 79 00:04:36,880 --> 00:04:39,519 Look at her under his spell, he's not even listening. 80 00:04:39,520 --> 00:04:42,839 You'd think she'd see through him, but no she's baked him a carrot cake. 81 00:04:42,840 --> 00:04:44,439 How do you know it's carrot? 82 00:04:46,480 --> 00:04:48,319 Well... that's normal. 83 00:04:48,320 --> 00:04:49,919 Can you get to school, please? 84 00:04:49,920 --> 00:04:51,599 Get a life, please? Don't backchat me. 85 00:04:51,600 --> 00:04:53,400 And don't cut through the park! 86 00:04:54,640 --> 00:04:59,039 Neil. Look at me. Look at me. I know you've had a difficult time 87 00:04:59,040 --> 00:05:01,519 the last few months. Why'd you keep saying that? I'm fine. 88 00:05:01,520 --> 00:05:04,039 You're not fine. You're distracted, you're short tempered. 89 00:05:04,040 --> 00:05:06,839 You've barely noticed your daughter. I noticed the attitude. 90 00:05:06,840 --> 00:05:09,359 Well, what do you expect. Look... 91 00:05:09,360 --> 00:05:12,479 What Graham did was wrong. You were best friends... 92 00:05:12,480 --> 00:05:14,639 We weren't friends, we were business partners. 93 00:05:14,640 --> 00:05:16,519 Look whatever. The whole Parnes Alarms thing 94 00:05:16,520 --> 00:05:20,399 has clearly affected you. All you do is work, sleep, and this. 95 00:05:20,400 --> 00:05:22,479 It's not healthy. Right, two things. 96 00:05:22,480 --> 00:05:24,839 Firstly, bit of hard work never killed anybody. 97 00:05:24,840 --> 00:05:27,719 Your Uncle Fred had a pre-existing heart condition. 98 00:05:27,720 --> 00:05:30,839 And secondly, I don't need a best friend because I'm not nine, 99 00:05:30,840 --> 00:05:32,999 and this is completely unrelated. 100 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:35,159 This is about him messing with the wrong "hombre". 101 00:05:35,160 --> 00:05:37,559 Morning April! Morning Scott. Morning, Euan! 102 00:05:37,560 --> 00:05:40,319 Cake was delicious, by the way. OK fine. Fine. 103 00:05:40,320 --> 00:05:42,319 If you think you're fine, fine. 104 00:05:42,320 --> 00:05:45,039 But if everybody else thinks he a nice normal guy, 105 00:05:45,040 --> 00:05:47,679 easy to get on with, and it's only you who think he's some sort of 106 00:05:47,680 --> 00:05:50,119 mad, evil psychopath, what does that tell you? 107 00:05:50,120 --> 00:05:52,280 That he's winning. 108 00:05:54,080 --> 00:05:55,679 Oh! 109 00:06:01,040 --> 00:06:02,560 That's my bin. 110 00:06:22,520 --> 00:06:24,280 Who's there? 111 00:06:25,680 --> 00:06:29,239 Postman! I thought you were out, so I was just lea... 112 00:06:29,240 --> 00:06:31,800 Parnes Alarms? Neil? 113 00:06:36,160 --> 00:06:38,440 Hello, you two. 114 00:06:40,760 --> 00:06:43,840 Alright mate, I was just delivering these. 115 00:06:45,240 --> 00:06:47,040 Oh, I can take those. 116 00:06:49,920 --> 00:06:51,520 'Ere. 117 00:06:52,720 --> 00:06:55,800 Cheers. OK, Merry Christmas. 118 00:06:56,480 --> 00:06:58,319 Right. 119 00:06:58,320 --> 00:07:00,560 And to you, both. 120 00:07:10,480 --> 00:07:13,160 Postie gone has he? Yep, /yeah he's gone. 121 00:07:14,240 --> 00:07:16,760 So what brings you over here, - this time? - In a word... 122 00:07:17,520 --> 00:07:18,679 ..."bins". 123 00:07:18,680 --> 00:07:21,319 It looks like our green bins have got mixed up. 124 00:07:21,320 --> 00:07:23,440 Again. Does it matter? 125 00:07:24,240 --> 00:07:27,319 Well, yeah. One of them has got a crack in it. 126 00:07:27,320 --> 00:07:29,239 And it's got, like, sentimental value has it? 127 00:07:29,240 --> 00:07:31,440 No, yours has got a crack in it. 128 00:07:33,720 --> 00:07:36,639 So I'll... I will just... 129 00:07:36,640 --> 00:07:39,880 swap these bins over, again. 130 00:07:40,560 --> 00:07:44,679 And hopefully, that will be the end of it. 131 00:07:44,680 --> 00:07:46,080 Well, fingers crossed. 132 00:07:48,320 --> 00:07:51,320 You can't trust them you know, Parnes Alarms. 133 00:07:52,200 --> 00:07:54,479 I used to work with him. Graham. 134 00:07:54,480 --> 00:07:57,159 Yeah. Out for himself. He's a bad egg. 135 00:07:57,160 --> 00:07:59,640 Oh, he seems alright to me. I do his accounts. 136 00:08:03,160 --> 00:08:04,879 Well, I hope you're both very happy. 137 00:08:04,880 --> 00:08:06,680 We are. 138 00:08:12,880 --> 00:08:15,879 So, what's he sent you then? Mr Parnes? 139 00:08:15,880 --> 00:08:18,880 Oh, you know. Just some... lights. 140 00:08:21,480 --> 00:08:23,159 Lights? Security lights. 141 00:08:23,160 --> 00:08:26,359 April was concerned about my home security so I thought, 142 00:08:26,360 --> 00:08:28,959 a few more lights couldn't hurt. Oh, come off it. 143 00:08:28,960 --> 00:08:30,959 What have you got against me? Eh? 144 00:08:30,960 --> 00:08:33,239 The flashing lights, swapping the bins, 145 00:08:33,240 --> 00:08:37,560 and I know it was you that complained to the council about my Sierra. 146 00:08:38,320 --> 00:08:40,159 Those complaints are anonymous. 147 00:08:40,160 --> 00:08:41,959 How d'ya know if you didn't complain? 148 00:08:41,960 --> 00:08:43,799 Common knowledge. Argh... 149 00:08:43,800 --> 00:08:45,919 You wheedle your way in here, don't you? Eh? 150 00:08:45,920 --> 00:08:48,919 Convincing everyone round here you're all sweetness and light. 151 00:08:48,920 --> 00:08:51,799 People baking you cakes, laughing at your little jokes. 152 00:08:51,800 --> 00:08:53,959 Years I've lived here without an issue, 153 00:08:53,960 --> 00:08:55,759 but the second you move in... 154 00:08:55,760 --> 00:08:57,880 Oh. You need to open your eyes more. 155 00:08:58,600 --> 00:09:00,799 - Excuse me? - You know what they call you round here? 156 00:09:00,800 --> 00:09:02,760 What? Petty. 157 00:09:03,520 --> 00:09:06,080 Nonsense. Yeah. Tom Petty they call you. 158 00:09:06,760 --> 00:09:08,239 Rubbish. Petty Davis. 159 00:09:08,240 --> 00:09:10,959 - That's not true. - Jean-Paul Petty. You're making these up. 160 00:09:10,960 --> 00:09:12,759 The Petty'sburg address. They don't say that. 161 00:09:12,760 --> 00:09:14,999 Alpha-petty-spaghetti. That doesn't make sense. 162 00:09:15,000 --> 00:09:17,999 - Dainty little petty coat. - I'm very well respected. Very popular. 163 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:20,839 Ah well, where's your cake then? Well, it's not in the bin. 164 00:09:20,840 --> 00:09:23,679 Oh, I haven't got time for this. 165 00:09:23,680 --> 00:09:26,559 Neighbourhood watch tonight. You mean nosey parkers. 166 00:09:26,560 --> 00:09:29,719 It's like Parnes Alarms, no substitute for the real thing. 167 00:09:29,720 --> 00:09:31,639 Well, tonight's the big night. 168 00:09:31,640 --> 00:09:34,039 April's standing down as coordinator. 169 00:09:34,040 --> 00:09:35,679 It's the vote to find a replacement. 170 00:09:35,680 --> 00:09:39,799 And, you know, I'm thinking of standing, given my popularity. 171 00:09:39,800 --> 00:09:42,599 Oh, come off it. You wouldn't stand a chance. 172 00:09:42,600 --> 00:09:46,279 Wouldn't I? No, you wouldn't. 173 00:09:46,280 --> 00:09:49,360 Wouldn't I? No, you wouldn't! 174 00:09:51,320 --> 00:09:53,160 Wouldn't I? 175 00:10:01,720 --> 00:10:03,119 Euan. 176 00:10:03,120 --> 00:10:04,760 Bin's again. 177 00:10:18,240 --> 00:10:20,359 Alright? Fine! 178 00:10:20,360 --> 00:10:22,000 Good stuff. 179 00:10:26,920 --> 00:10:28,760 Ah, well, good for business. 180 00:10:30,120 --> 00:10:31,720 There you go darling. 181 00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:35,599 Have you heard this? What? 182 00:10:35,600 --> 00:10:37,039 It's nothing. Just leave it. 183 00:10:37,040 --> 00:10:38,639 She's been mugged. Mum... 184 00:10:38,640 --> 00:10:40,639 You just said you were fine. I am fine! 185 00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:43,639 Ashleigh Brennan stole her ear buds. The ones I bought her? 186 00:10:43,640 --> 00:10:46,599 I had those engraved. Doesn't matter. I don't even care. 187 00:10:46,600 --> 00:10:48,559 When was this? Just now in the park. 188 00:10:48,560 --> 00:10:50,799 Oh, I told you not to cut through the park! 189 00:10:50,800 --> 00:10:52,719 That's it? That's your response. 190 00:10:52,720 --> 00:10:55,800 It's fine, and I'm fine, so can we just leave it? 191 00:10:57,640 --> 00:10:59,759 Well? 192 00:10:59,760 --> 00:11:01,639 What do you want me to do? 193 00:11:01,640 --> 00:11:03,919 I don't know. Call the police or something. 194 00:11:03,920 --> 00:11:05,839 You don't call the police on the Brennans. 195 00:11:05,840 --> 00:11:08,039 They're not the kind of people you want to upset. 196 00:11:08,040 --> 00:11:11,519 What about Chloe? Upsetting her? 197 00:11:11,520 --> 00:11:14,759 Go and apologise to her. Go and find her, make sure she's OK. 198 00:11:14,760 --> 00:11:16,680 Be her Dad. 199 00:11:30,200 --> 00:11:31,839 I'm just gonna, erm... 200 00:11:31,840 --> 00:11:33,480 I'm... I'm just... 201 00:11:52,440 --> 00:11:54,239 Ashleigh. 202 00:11:54,240 --> 00:11:55,880 Big Barry. 203 00:11:56,640 --> 00:11:58,200 Little Barry. Eek! 204 00:11:59,400 --> 00:12:02,479 You know, cos... three years, Mum. 205 00:12:02,480 --> 00:12:04,360 Ah... 206 00:12:10,280 --> 00:12:12,560 Right Brennans, let's get to work. 207 00:12:13,560 --> 00:12:16,359 I told you to ditch the balloon. 208 00:12:16,360 --> 00:12:18,000 Just get in! 209 00:12:21,200 --> 00:12:23,879 Oh. Lovely to see you Scott. 210 00:12:23,880 --> 00:12:26,519 And the tea is in your left hand. 211 00:12:26,520 --> 00:12:29,879 Oh. In the cup-shaped thing. I've got you. Thank you. 212 00:12:29,880 --> 00:12:31,520 Just this way Scott. 213 00:12:32,920 --> 00:12:34,519 Scott. Hi. 214 00:12:34,520 --> 00:12:37,719 Oh, hey, Sabrina. How are you doing? Hi. Yeah, I'm good thanks. 215 00:12:37,720 --> 00:12:39,999 New shirt? Oh, yeah. Pressie from my daughter. 216 00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:41,639 Oh, lovely... Yeah. 217 00:12:41,640 --> 00:12:43,279 Matches your eyes. Yeah. 218 00:12:43,280 --> 00:12:45,440 What, you mean it doesn't work? 219 00:12:46,160 --> 00:12:47,839 Sorry. 220 00:12:47,840 --> 00:12:49,519 No, that's alright. Um... 221 00:12:49,520 --> 00:12:51,959 There's a seat next to me if you want to... 222 00:12:51,960 --> 00:12:54,719 Oh, um... No, I'm with these guys here, you know, I'd better... 223 00:12:54,720 --> 00:12:55,799 Oh, yeah. - Yeah. - Oh, OK. 224 00:12:55,800 --> 00:12:57,919 Everyone, settle down. Yeah. See you later. 225 00:12:59,760 --> 00:13:02,679 Right, then, thank you everybody. 226 00:13:02,680 --> 00:13:05,920 Well. There's no avoiding the elephant in the room. 227 00:13:06,680 --> 00:13:11,399 As everyone knows, I'm stepping down as community coordinator. 228 00:13:11,400 --> 00:13:13,919 It's been very fulfilling... 229 00:13:13,920 --> 00:13:17,160 but, without John to share the load... 230 00:13:18,240 --> 00:13:20,359 ...it's time to pass on the torch. 231 00:13:21,840 --> 00:13:24,639 Which brings me to the small matter of my successor, 232 00:13:24,640 --> 00:13:27,720 and we have a wealth of talent on the shortlist. 233 00:13:28,560 --> 00:13:31,040 There's Bill and Janet. 234 00:13:32,400 --> 00:13:35,120 The two Sues. 235 00:13:35,800 --> 00:13:38,519 And, of course, our current bursar, Evelyn. 236 00:13:40,360 --> 00:13:43,760 So, unless anybody else is thinking of standing... 237 00:13:44,840 --> 00:13:48,160 ...the vote will be a simple show of hands. 238 00:13:50,120 --> 00:13:51,280 Neil? 239 00:13:52,400 --> 00:13:54,519 This is an unexpected... 240 00:13:54,520 --> 00:13:55,759 Unexpected. 241 00:13:55,760 --> 00:13:57,919 Well, you know, I knew it was your big day, April. 242 00:13:57,920 --> 00:13:59,599 I wanted to see you go. 243 00:13:59,600 --> 00:14:01,799 I mean, mark the occasion. 244 00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:04,279 Out with the old... not that you're old! 245 00:14:04,280 --> 00:14:07,319 I mean "old guard", a lynchpin, a big beast. 246 00:14:07,320 --> 00:14:10,359 Not that you're big, you know, you've lost a lot of um... 247 00:14:10,360 --> 00:14:12,919 How's John? He's dead. I'll sit down. 248 00:14:14,680 --> 00:14:17,000 Yes, um... Where were we? 249 00:14:17,720 --> 00:14:19,919 Ah, voting! 250 00:14:19,920 --> 00:14:25,119 So, I will list each candidate in turn and ask for a show of hands. 251 00:14:25,120 --> 00:14:28,239 Oh, Scott. Have you, uh...? 252 00:14:28,240 --> 00:14:31,640 Um, yes April. Um, I've been thinking... 253 00:14:32,400 --> 00:14:35,439 ...just about how incredibly welcoming 254 00:14:35,440 --> 00:14:36,919 this community has been to me. 255 00:14:36,920 --> 00:14:40,640 How kind and accepting and, well... 256 00:14:41,480 --> 00:14:44,199 ...just about the help and support that you've all given to me 257 00:14:44,200 --> 00:14:47,479 when I've really needed it. And... 258 00:14:47,480 --> 00:14:49,879 ...if I could give something back to all the people 259 00:14:49,880 --> 00:14:51,639 that have given so much to me. 260 00:14:51,640 --> 00:14:54,439 And if the role of coordinator might allow me to do that, 261 00:14:54,440 --> 00:14:56,160 and if you were to put your trust in me... 262 00:14:56,920 --> 00:14:59,999 ...then it's a mantel I'd be honoured to take on. 263 00:15:01,960 --> 00:15:04,199 Well, thank you Scott. 264 00:15:04,200 --> 00:15:07,119 I will certainly add your name to the list. 265 00:15:10,280 --> 00:15:11,800 I vote for Scott. 266 00:15:12,600 --> 00:15:15,119 Mm, I'm out. And so's Sue. 267 00:15:15,120 --> 00:15:17,079 Oh. Bill, Janet? 268 00:15:17,080 --> 00:15:18,959 No. No. - No. - Right... 269 00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:21,839 So, as there are no other hats in the ring... 270 00:15:21,840 --> 00:15:23,479 Wait! 271 00:15:24,880 --> 00:15:27,880 - Neil? - I would like to put myself into April's ring. 272 00:15:29,080 --> 00:15:31,040 My hat into the ring. 273 00:15:32,960 --> 00:15:36,359 As a professional in home security... 274 00:15:36,360 --> 00:15:39,999 Causes for Alarms, I could not be better suited, 275 00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:43,279 or indeed, better qualified, for the role. 276 00:15:43,280 --> 00:15:46,759 And I would be honoured to share 277 00:15:46,760 --> 00:15:49,720 that experience, and expertise... 278 00:15:54,960 --> 00:15:56,959 And... 279 00:15:56,960 --> 00:15:59,959 a generous affiliate discount of 20% 280 00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:03,519 off all home security products for committee members. 281 00:16:07,840 --> 00:16:09,319 30%? Forty! 282 00:16:09,320 --> 00:16:14,039 40%! Oh, I vote for discount man. 283 00:16:14,040 --> 00:16:16,679 Yeah. Right... 284 00:16:16,680 --> 00:16:19,799 Well, we appear to have a two horse race. 285 00:16:19,800 --> 00:16:21,920 So, let's put it to the vote, shall we? 286 00:16:22,600 --> 00:16:24,440 Show of hands for Scott... 287 00:16:26,520 --> 00:16:28,120 And for Neil? 288 00:16:32,160 --> 00:16:33,800 What are the chances? 289 00:16:34,880 --> 00:16:38,360 It would seem that we have... 290 00:16:39,320 --> 00:16:41,560 ...a tie. 291 00:16:42,560 --> 00:16:47,839 Seriously? I mean, do I have to point out the obvious here? 292 00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:50,199 It's supposed to be Neighbourhood "Watch". 293 00:16:54,080 --> 00:16:56,399 I'm mean surely there must be rules for this sort of thing. 294 00:16:56,400 --> 00:16:57,960 Who has the casting vote? 295 00:17:07,600 --> 00:17:10,279 You have got to be kidding me. 296 00:17:10,280 --> 00:17:12,799 What's happening? I think John's voting. 297 00:17:12,800 --> 00:17:15,679 I thought John was dead. He is. 298 00:17:15,680 --> 00:17:18,599 OK, OK. So, I think he would want 299 00:17:18,600 --> 00:17:22,360 the role of community coordinator to go to... 300 00:17:23,200 --> 00:17:24,800 both of you. 301 00:17:25,520 --> 00:17:27,320 Jointly. 302 00:17:29,880 --> 00:17:31,480 No, no, no, no, no. 303 00:17:33,520 --> 00:17:36,599 Bye Scott. Bye-bye, take care. 304 00:17:36,600 --> 00:17:39,320 Merry Christmas. 305 00:17:41,240 --> 00:17:43,479 OK, what are you playing at?! So, you're not as popular 306 00:17:43,480 --> 00:17:45,639 as you thought are, eh? You don't even want the job! 307 00:17:45,640 --> 00:17:47,759 The people have spoken and you lost!! 308 00:17:47,760 --> 00:17:49,239 It was a draw! 309 00:17:49,240 --> 00:17:52,079 Only on paper maybe. But I'm the only one with the skillset. 310 00:17:52,080 --> 00:17:54,999 So, why don't you take your little badge, go back to your little house- 311 00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:57,559 They're all the same size. And let me do what I've done 312 00:17:57,560 --> 00:17:59,359 my whole adult life. 313 00:17:59,360 --> 00:18:02,319 What, act like a child? Home security. 314 00:18:02,320 --> 00:18:05,719 Causes for Alarms. We are very popular. 315 00:18:05,720 --> 00:18:08,519 Shouldn't it be "Cause" for Alarms?! 316 00:18:08,520 --> 00:18:10,319 It works. 317 00:18:10,320 --> 00:18:12,759 Oh, and number one rule, hm? 318 00:18:12,760 --> 00:18:15,400 This year... TAKE YOUR LIGHTS DOWN! 319 00:18:17,560 --> 00:18:21,086 OK, I'll take my lights down. 320 00:18:26,200 --> 00:18:27,999 Oh, look at that. 321 00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:31,639 Yeah. Quality plastic that, and all our alarms are hardwired, 322 00:18:31,640 --> 00:18:33,919 so you won't have to change the batteries. 323 00:18:33,920 --> 00:18:36,119 And, seeing as it's Christmas, Evelyn, 324 00:18:36,120 --> 00:18:38,239 I'm gonna throw in a free mug. 325 00:18:38,240 --> 00:18:40,599 Ha, catch? Only joking. 326 00:18:40,600 --> 00:18:42,999 Bone china. Well, made in China. 327 00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:45,559 And all with- Yes, all with 40% off. 328 00:18:45,560 --> 00:18:47,159 I'm a man... 329 00:18:47,160 --> 00:18:48,680 What the hell?! 330 00:18:50,120 --> 00:18:52,159 Careful, Scott! 331 00:18:52,160 --> 00:18:54,159 Sign that. Oh! 332 00:18:54,160 --> 00:18:57,639 Come down Scott, you'll fall! 333 00:18:57,640 --> 00:18:59,799 I'm fine. Nothing to see here. 334 00:18:59,800 --> 00:19:01,599 I'm OK. Honest. 335 00:19:01,600 --> 00:19:02,919 Ooh! 336 00:19:05,160 --> 00:19:07,439 Woah! 337 00:19:07,440 --> 00:19:08,959 Scott! Please, don't move! 338 00:19:08,960 --> 00:19:11,519 Honestly. I'm... fine! 339 00:19:14,880 --> 00:19:16,679 Still fine. If you want more 340 00:19:16,680 --> 00:19:20,119 decorations up, we can do that. You're gonna get yourself killed! 341 00:19:20,120 --> 00:19:24,159 I'm not putting them up, I am taking them down! 342 00:19:24,160 --> 00:19:26,159 What? Why? 343 00:19:26,160 --> 00:19:30,719 Neil told me to take my lights down. 344 00:19:30,720 --> 00:19:33,239 What?! Did you, Neil? 345 00:19:33,240 --> 00:19:35,359 No. 346 00:19:35,360 --> 00:19:37,719 Well, yes, but, you know, I didn't me... 347 00:19:37,720 --> 00:19:40,559 I didn't mean now, obviously not now, it's Christmas! 348 00:19:40,560 --> 00:19:42,919 Right. Step aside. Coming through! 349 00:19:42,920 --> 00:19:46,319 You've got the wrong end of the... You know. Keep the lights! 350 00:19:46,320 --> 00:19:47,999 More lights I say!! 351 00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:50,399 We'll have you down in no time cockleshell. 352 00:19:50,400 --> 00:19:53,639 Thanks Sues. Right, come on. 353 00:19:58,240 --> 00:20:00,639 That's it. Careful, yep, that's it. 354 00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:08,039 I've got your right ankle. 355 00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:09,880 ♪ We Wish You a Merry Christmas ♪ 356 00:20:15,240 --> 00:20:17,920 If it's lights you want, I'll give you lights. 357 00:20:18,640 --> 00:20:20,479 I'll show them who's Mr Christmas. 358 00:20:20,480 --> 00:20:22,479 You wait to see what I can do. 359 00:20:22,480 --> 00:20:25,759 Mum. Is dad having a breakdown? 360 00:20:25,760 --> 00:20:27,520 Yeah, looks like it. 361 00:20:30,240 --> 00:20:33,439 Roll up, guys. Come on down! 362 00:20:37,160 --> 00:20:41,719 Roll up. Roll up for the great Staplethorne Close 363 00:20:41,720 --> 00:20:43,600 Christmas switch-on! Ha-ha! 364 00:20:44,280 --> 00:20:46,920 Sponsored by Causes for Alarms! 365 00:20:52,040 --> 00:20:54,319 Yeah. Sorry, Evelyn, I probably don't need this. Um... 366 00:20:56,680 --> 00:20:58,919 So, I am very aware 367 00:20:58,920 --> 00:21:01,360 of the, um, little... 368 00:21:02,280 --> 00:21:04,279 ...confusion earlier today, 369 00:21:04,280 --> 00:21:08,879 regarding my attitude to the community, 370 00:21:08,880 --> 00:21:11,559 or some persons therein, 371 00:21:11,560 --> 00:21:15,839 indeed, the whole of the festive season. 372 00:21:15,840 --> 00:21:18,719 I am delighted to address this matter, 373 00:21:18,720 --> 00:21:22,799 in a way that demonstrates how wholeheartedly affectionate 374 00:21:22,800 --> 00:21:27,320 I feel about this most wonderful time of the year. 375 00:21:28,320 --> 00:21:29,879 # You better watch out 376 00:21:29,880 --> 00:21:30,919 ♪ You better not cry 377 00:21:30,920 --> 00:21:33,359 ♪ You better not pout, I'm telling you why 378 00:21:33,360 --> 00:21:36,479 ♪ Santa Claus is coming to town 379 00:21:36,480 --> 00:21:37,679 ♪ He's making a list 380 00:21:37,680 --> 00:21:38,839 ♪ And checking it twice 381 00:21:38,840 --> 00:21:41,359 ♪ Gonna find out who's... ♪ 382 00:21:51,280 --> 00:21:52,919 Are they on? 383 00:22:02,680 --> 00:22:05,240 We don't know for certain that it was my fault. 384 00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:10,919 Excuse me. Do we know when the power will be back on? 385 00:22:10,920 --> 00:22:12,480 Well, he... 386 00:22:13,360 --> 00:22:16,199 the surge clipped the mains ring for the whole street, 387 00:22:16,200 --> 00:22:17,679 which burnt out part of the sub. 388 00:22:17,680 --> 00:22:20,239 So, we'll be done here by 5:00 ish. 389 00:22:20,240 --> 00:22:23,559 But, with the off-site work, you're looking at a couple of days. 390 00:22:23,560 --> 00:22:25,639 What?! But it's Christmas Eve! 391 00:22:25,640 --> 00:22:28,920 They'll work as fast as they can, but I wouldn't hold my breath. 392 00:22:29,640 --> 00:22:32,319 If I were you I'd make other plans for Christmas. 393 00:22:32,320 --> 00:22:33,839 I'm sorry. 394 00:22:33,840 --> 00:22:36,160 Excuse me. 395 00:22:39,720 --> 00:22:41,439 Well, Neil? 396 00:22:41,440 --> 00:22:44,839 Look, we're all in the same boat. My power's off too. 397 00:22:44,840 --> 00:22:48,039 We're just gonna have to stay with a friend or family. 398 00:22:48,040 --> 00:22:49,839 It's just a couple of days. 399 00:22:49,840 --> 00:22:52,719 But who's going to spritz my Epipremnum? 400 00:22:52,720 --> 00:22:54,879 And who's gonna feed Mr Baldwin? 401 00:22:54,880 --> 00:22:58,280 Look, we just... Who? My cat. 402 00:22:59,280 --> 00:23:02,199 Obviously, there-there are going to be things that we need to- 403 00:23:02,200 --> 00:23:03,600 I'll do it. 404 00:23:07,160 --> 00:23:10,359 I'll feed Mr Baldwin and keep Evelyn's whatsit moist. 405 00:23:10,360 --> 00:23:13,239 But there's no power. You'll freeze. 406 00:23:13,240 --> 00:23:15,840 I've got jumpers. And it's not like I need the lights on. 407 00:23:16,600 --> 00:23:20,359 And I had no plans, so it's fine, honest. Besides... 408 00:23:20,360 --> 00:23:23,479 somebody should stay and keep an eye on the place, so to speak. 409 00:23:25,840 --> 00:23:28,719 And, of course, as co-coordinator of the Neighbourhood Watch, 410 00:23:28,720 --> 00:23:31,279 I do feel duty bound to ensure that our homes 411 00:23:31,280 --> 00:23:33,839 remain safe over the festive period 412 00:23:33,840 --> 00:23:38,719 regardless of who is to blame for our current predicament. 413 00:23:38,720 --> 00:23:40,639 You know, that is, after all, 414 00:23:40,640 --> 00:23:44,880 what any decent co-coordinator should do. 415 00:23:49,640 --> 00:23:52,719 And of course, as co... 416 00:23:52,720 --> 00:23:55,519 co-coordinator, I will, um... 417 00:23:55,520 --> 00:24:00,959 gladly match Scott's kind offer 418 00:24:00,960 --> 00:24:03,679 and share those... 419 00:24:03,680 --> 00:24:05,320 responsibilities. 420 00:24:06,480 --> 00:24:08,239 Gladly. 421 00:24:11,800 --> 00:24:14,279 Looks like we're imposing on my mum again. 422 00:24:14,280 --> 00:24:16,120 Yeah. About that. 423 00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:20,999 Turns out I'm going to have to stay, sort of, 424 00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:24,160 here for Christmas. What? Why? 425 00:24:25,600 --> 00:24:27,479 Well, Scott sort of offered. 426 00:24:27,480 --> 00:24:30,719 Oh, Scott, yeah, of course. Should have known. 427 00:24:30,720 --> 00:24:33,039 Not content with ruining Christmas, you're what, 428 00:24:33,040 --> 00:24:35,359 you're now abandoning us as well? 429 00:24:35,360 --> 00:24:37,119 And somehow that's all... 430 00:24:37,120 --> 00:24:39,319 that's all Scott's fault too, yeah? 431 00:24:39,320 --> 00:24:42,159 Well, we could all stay here. 432 00:24:42,160 --> 00:24:44,759 You know, sort of camp out in the house. 433 00:24:44,760 --> 00:24:47,160 Bit of an adventure. Might be fun. 434 00:24:49,160 --> 00:24:51,799 Alright, think of Chloe. I'm sure she'd rather stay here 435 00:24:51,800 --> 00:24:55,480 as a family, than schlep off to Gran- Grandma's please! 436 00:25:00,720 --> 00:25:02,320 Maybe it's a good thing. 437 00:25:03,080 --> 00:25:05,000 Few days apart. Some time to think. 438 00:25:06,200 --> 00:25:08,359 What do you need to think about? No... 439 00:25:08,360 --> 00:25:10,879 Not me. You. 440 00:25:10,880 --> 00:25:12,759 For you to think... 441 00:25:12,760 --> 00:25:15,639 about what's more important: your family or your obsession 442 00:25:15,640 --> 00:25:17,280 with the bloke over the road. 443 00:25:29,800 --> 00:25:33,799 So, you want a thin, continuous line and apply firm, but equal- 444 00:25:33,800 --> 00:25:36,359 Ashleigh. You can't avoid police attention 445 00:25:36,360 --> 00:25:38,520 AND be an influencer. 446 00:25:39,280 --> 00:25:41,079 Aye, aye! There it is, there it is. 447 00:25:41,080 --> 00:25:42,639 I've got about four... four quid. 448 00:25:42,640 --> 00:25:44,719 I told ya. They all use the app. 449 00:25:44,720 --> 00:25:48,199 Seriously, Does no one in this family know how to steal anymore? 450 00:25:48,200 --> 00:25:50,640 Uh, I nicked these off some girl in the park. 451 00:25:51,680 --> 00:25:53,280 Take 'em down pawn shop? 452 00:25:54,440 --> 00:25:55,999 They're engraved, genius. 453 00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:57,640 Oh. 454 00:25:59,040 --> 00:26:00,399 Chlo-Chlo-Pops. 455 00:26:00,400 --> 00:26:04,080 ..that left the entire street without electricity. 456 00:26:06,960 --> 00:26:11,560 I was in the middle of making tea, and suddenly everything went black. 457 00:26:12,520 --> 00:26:14,639 It was absolutely astounding. 458 00:26:14,640 --> 00:26:18,079 Everything went out. The whole electricity, 459 00:26:18,080 --> 00:26:20,279 the power, everything. Gone. 460 00:26:20,280 --> 00:26:21,839 Barry. Yeah? 461 00:26:21,840 --> 00:26:23,559 Not you junior, Big Barry. Oh. 462 00:26:23,560 --> 00:26:25,479 Come here. Have you seen this? 463 00:26:25,480 --> 00:26:28,359 What is it, Stace? Everything was lovely and suddenly, 464 00:26:28,360 --> 00:26:32,399 poof, bang, everything black. 465 00:26:32,400 --> 00:26:34,519 No electricity, nothing. 466 00:26:34,520 --> 00:26:37,279 No lights. Why do we care about that old bag? 467 00:26:37,280 --> 00:26:39,639 Oi. Show some respect... 468 00:26:39,640 --> 00:26:42,119 It's not about the old bag, it's what she's saying. 469 00:26:42,120 --> 00:26:48,159 ...the entire street has had to up-sticks and make other plans. 470 00:26:48,160 --> 00:26:52,399 The entire street is shipping out for Christmas. Which means... 471 00:26:52,400 --> 00:26:55,119 an entire road of empty houses. 472 00:26:55,120 --> 00:26:58,799 Oh... No. 473 00:26:58,800 --> 00:26:59,840 I dunno, love. 474 00:27:00,680 --> 00:27:02,719 You've only just got out. 475 00:27:02,720 --> 00:27:05,039 If you do this and you get pinched for it, 476 00:27:05,040 --> 00:27:06,759 they're gonna throw the book at you. 477 00:27:06,760 --> 00:27:09,120 Yeah. But no-one's getting pinched. 478 00:27:10,600 --> 00:27:12,119 Power's out, you see. 479 00:27:12,120 --> 00:27:17,440 So it's not just "no witnesses", it's no lights, no alarms... 480 00:27:18,360 --> 00:27:20,200 ...and no security cameras. 481 00:27:21,320 --> 00:27:23,599 It's a Christmas miracle. 482 00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:26,120 Sound. 483 00:27:37,800 --> 00:27:39,400 Thanks for nothing! 484 00:27:54,480 --> 00:27:56,520 So, wet in the morning, dry at night. 485 00:27:57,360 --> 00:28:01,359 - Huh? - Oh sorry, um, pouch in the morning, dry food at night. 486 00:28:01,360 --> 00:28:03,959 Oh yeah, got ya. Understood, no problem. 487 00:28:03,960 --> 00:28:05,999 Scotty boy's on it. 488 00:28:07,960 --> 00:28:09,799 Are you sure you're gonna be OK? 489 00:28:09,800 --> 00:28:13,199 Oh, we'll be fine, won't we mate? 490 00:28:13,200 --> 00:28:15,880 This is him, yeah? Yeah, that's him. 491 00:28:17,400 --> 00:28:19,599 Only, um... 492 00:28:19,600 --> 00:28:21,800 I could always... stay? 493 00:28:22,800 --> 00:28:25,199 You know, if you needed some company or, um... 494 00:28:25,200 --> 00:28:28,679 I could just cook or. No, no, no, no, no, it's fine. 495 00:28:28,680 --> 00:28:32,159 OK.I've got to water the cat and feed the plants. You know... 496 00:28:32,160 --> 00:28:33,719 Yeah 497 00:28:33,720 --> 00:28:36,120 You just, um... 498 00:28:37,360 --> 00:28:39,520 Have a nice Christmas. Oh, oh, you too. 499 00:28:50,800 --> 00:28:52,400 We will be OK, won't we Laura? 500 00:29:26,440 --> 00:29:28,400 ♪ Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer ♪ 501 00:29:46,920 --> 00:29:48,520 Ah! Ah... Ooh! 502 00:29:50,480 --> 00:29:52,080 Ah! 503 00:30:01,200 --> 00:30:04,840 Extra large, double pepperoni, thin crust, with some mushrooms. 504 00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:09,560 Have you got some ice? You know, not on the pizza. 505 00:30:10,880 --> 00:30:12,480 Ha-ha. 506 00:30:15,640 --> 00:30:17,479 Woah! 507 00:30:30,680 --> 00:30:32,280 Pizza. 508 00:30:33,680 --> 00:30:36,880 Merry Christmas. Yeah, same to you. 509 00:30:49,240 --> 00:30:51,759 'Twas the night before Christmas 510 00:30:51,760 --> 00:30:55,959 and I've got a feeling that no one was home... 511 00:30:55,960 --> 00:30:57,600 So, let's do some stealing! 512 00:30:58,760 --> 00:31:01,120 Yes! 513 00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:10,160 ♪ ..every fairytale comes real 514 00:31:11,560 --> 00:31:14,240 ♪ I've looked at love that way 515 00:31:17,760 --> 00:31:21,639 ♪ But now it's just another show- ♪ 516 00:31:26,600 --> 00:31:28,800 Ha-ha! 517 00:31:29,520 --> 00:31:31,319 Right, Brennans. 518 00:31:31,320 --> 00:31:33,319 We split up and do a sweep. 519 00:31:33,320 --> 00:31:34,999 Check for any stragglers. 520 00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:37,879 We've got too many houses and not enough time, 521 00:31:37,880 --> 00:31:42,719 so look for easy ways in: old locks, open windows- 522 00:31:42,720 --> 00:31:44,919 Signs that say "burglars stop here". 523 00:31:44,920 --> 00:31:47,999 Alright, keep the noise down. 524 00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:50,359 Comms on channel 7. Any questions? 525 00:31:50,360 --> 00:31:52,199 Do we get a break? 526 00:31:52,200 --> 00:31:53,840 Yeah. 527 00:31:54,600 --> 00:31:58,280 You had three years off, ending last Thursday. 528 00:32:04,520 --> 00:32:06,679 Filthy things. 529 00:32:06,680 --> 00:32:08,320 Chicka-boom! 530 00:32:16,240 --> 00:32:18,759 See, no power. 531 00:32:18,760 --> 00:32:20,879 No evidence. No prison. 532 00:32:20,880 --> 00:32:24,119 Not this time. 533 00:32:24,120 --> 00:32:26,159 Hello, woo-hoo! 534 00:32:35,360 --> 00:32:37,520 Ooh, hello. What've we got here? 535 00:32:46,640 --> 00:32:49,519 Nearly. Right. 536 00:32:49,520 --> 00:32:53,919 Eenie-meenie-mini-mo, catch an elf by the... 537 00:32:53,920 --> 00:32:55,599 Ooh! 538 00:32:55,600 --> 00:32:58,439 That is a big telly. 539 00:32:58,440 --> 00:33:03,039 I'll be coming back for you, my precious. 540 00:33:10,200 --> 00:33:12,039 Oh, here we go. 541 00:33:12,040 --> 00:33:14,239 "Share your pizza with him". 542 00:33:14,240 --> 00:33:15,880 No. 543 00:33:20,160 --> 00:33:22,240 OK, fine! 544 00:33:29,960 --> 00:33:32,079 All clear at number 8. 545 00:33:32,080 --> 00:33:34,639 Have you checked the back? No. Doing it now. 546 00:33:34,640 --> 00:33:36,599 Ugh, typical. 547 00:33:36,600 --> 00:33:38,480 ♪ Carol of the Bells ♪ 548 00:33:44,120 --> 00:33:46,639 Hiya, I've got a pizza. No. 549 00:33:46,640 --> 00:33:49,159 Hiya, I've got too much pizza. Ugh. 550 00:33:49,160 --> 00:33:52,120 Hi, I was going to put this pizza in the bin. Don't mention the bins! 551 00:34:12,040 --> 00:34:15,279 Welcome to this week's edition of We Don't Like Cricket, 552 00:34:15,280 --> 00:34:17,719 and we're discussing the series that's just taken place 553 00:34:17,720 --> 00:34:19,159 between England and New Zealand. 554 00:34:19,160 --> 00:34:21,919 We're going to chewing the cud all about this. My name is Ivan, 555 00:34:21,920 --> 00:34:23,640 joined as always by the one and only... 556 00:34:26,560 --> 00:34:29,199 In many ways scoring 99 is better than scoring 100. 557 00:34:29,200 --> 00:34:31,839 Loads of people score hundreds, not many people get out on 99. 558 00:34:31,840 --> 00:34:32,880 Nobody tracks them. 559 00:34:36,640 --> 00:34:39,079 Hey, Stace. This side doors got a lock that 560 00:34:39,080 --> 00:34:42,319 looks like I could have fitted it. I think we've got a winner. 561 00:34:42,320 --> 00:34:47,040 Look, we're both grown-ups, it's Christmas... 562 00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:49,919 ...you probably like pepperoni... 563 00:34:49,920 --> 00:34:52,360 so why don't we, you know... Why don't we just... 564 00:34:55,360 --> 00:34:57,160 Nope. Can't do it. 565 00:35:01,080 --> 00:35:04,920 Parnes Alarms. Get your mate Graham to buy you a pizza. 566 00:35:05,880 --> 00:35:07,480 Stick it on his invoice. 567 00:35:14,640 --> 00:35:16,839 England and New Zealand - really put on a show. - Mm-hm. 568 00:35:16,840 --> 00:35:18,519 Absolutely, both teams showcased... 569 00:35:18,520 --> 00:35:20,319 I like this house. 570 00:35:20,320 --> 00:35:22,119 Great, Barry. Let's try and get in it. 571 00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:23,999 Give me some... Put your weight on here, mate. 572 00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:25,640 Three, two, one, go... 573 00:35:26,840 --> 00:35:28,919 England are really missing Jimmy Anderson. 574 00:35:28,920 --> 00:35:30,799 Hold up... 575 00:35:30,800 --> 00:35:32,799 Open window at number 4. Get over here. 576 00:35:32,800 --> 00:35:35,559 What? Number 4. 577 00:35:35,560 --> 00:35:37,239 Number 4, OK. 578 00:35:37,240 --> 00:35:41,240 England'll continue to miss Jimmy Anderson until the heat death of the universe. 579 00:35:42,280 --> 00:35:43,879 Alright, kid? 580 00:35:43,880 --> 00:35:45,839 Sound. - Sound. - Keep quiet. 581 00:35:48,640 --> 00:35:50,199 You'd know if you could count. 582 00:35:50,200 --> 00:35:52,680 Uh, he can roller-skate and you can't... 583 00:35:58,680 --> 00:36:01,119 Won't budge. Must be on the night latch. 584 00:36:01,120 --> 00:36:02,919 Aye! 585 00:36:02,920 --> 00:36:05,160 There's a knack to these. Hold that. 586 00:36:05,920 --> 00:36:08,119 Today. Thank you. 587 00:36:08,120 --> 00:36:11,519 Right. All it is, is... 588 00:36:11,520 --> 00:36:13,439 Just need... 589 00:36:13,440 --> 00:36:15,079 Just a little... 590 00:36:15,080 --> 00:36:17,960 And then, you're... 591 00:36:22,120 --> 00:36:23,759 ...in. 592 00:36:23,760 --> 00:36:26,840 Ah, well. Thank God we had an expert. 593 00:36:33,040 --> 00:36:36,839 Call. Tom. Petty. 594 00:36:36,840 --> 00:36:39,839 Calling Tom Petty. Shh! 595 00:36:52,360 --> 00:36:55,079 Pick up. Pick up... Oh, pick up! 596 00:36:58,960 --> 00:37:00,799 Pick up, pick up, pick up... 597 00:37:00,800 --> 00:37:02,239 You useless git! 598 00:37:02,240 --> 00:37:04,719 Seriously? Has it come to this? Neil! 599 00:37:04,720 --> 00:37:07,279 No, no, no. Listen, listen. 600 00:37:07,280 --> 00:37:09,039 Hello? 601 00:37:09,040 --> 00:37:11,919 Oh! No, no, no, no, no, no, no 602 00:37:11,920 --> 00:37:13,880 Oh, very mature. 603 00:37:14,760 --> 00:37:17,519 You see this is why you don't get any pizza! 604 00:37:49,240 --> 00:37:51,200 Well, this is new. Oh... 605 00:37:52,320 --> 00:37:55,239 There's somebody next door. At Bill and Janet's house. 606 00:37:55,240 --> 00:37:57,040 Somebody's broken in! 607 00:37:58,360 --> 00:38:01,160 No they haven't. They have! I heard them. 608 00:38:02,040 --> 00:38:03,920 Heard what? Smashing glass! 609 00:38:05,320 --> 00:38:08,119 It'll be a fox in the greenhouse. No, no, no. 610 00:38:08,120 --> 00:38:11,119 There was a radio I think, like a... 611 00:38:11,120 --> 00:38:13,639 Like a... Like a squeal. It'll be a fox. 612 00:38:13,640 --> 00:38:15,599 I-It wasn't a fox! 613 00:38:15,600 --> 00:38:17,439 Come on, we should at least check it out. 614 00:38:17,440 --> 00:38:19,280 We're the Neighbourhood Watch. 615 00:38:20,920 --> 00:38:22,640 Fine! I'll take a look. 616 00:38:25,160 --> 00:38:26,840 Woah, woah, woah, wait for me. 617 00:38:30,160 --> 00:38:31,760 Here we go. 618 00:38:32,560 --> 00:38:34,840 What are you doing? I'm knocking. 619 00:38:35,640 --> 00:38:38,719 Why? Because you think someone's in there. 620 00:38:38,720 --> 00:38:40,519 And if I'm right, it's armed robbers! 621 00:38:40,520 --> 00:38:42,160 What if they answer? 622 00:38:43,160 --> 00:38:46,879 - Well, I don't know! - I thought you were a security expert. 623 00:38:46,880 --> 00:38:50,719 I sell alarms, I don't personally take down criminals. 624 00:38:50,720 --> 00:38:53,680 What you've done there is confuse me with a SWAT team. 625 00:38:54,840 --> 00:38:56,440 Fat lot of good you are. 626 00:38:58,040 --> 00:38:59,680 Well, what would you suggest? 627 00:39:01,360 --> 00:39:02,960 Shh. 628 00:39:06,400 --> 00:39:08,040 That's an answerphone. 629 00:39:09,320 --> 00:39:12,599 Not an answerphone, it's... 630 00:39:12,600 --> 00:39:14,719 Oh... 631 00:39:14,720 --> 00:39:16,679 When you used to... Answer-what? 632 00:39:16,680 --> 00:39:19,360 Have you got cake in your ears? Come on! 633 00:39:20,520 --> 00:39:22,079 We need to call the police. 634 00:39:22,080 --> 00:39:24,719 Ow! Watch the bins! 635 00:39:24,720 --> 00:39:26,760 You wouldn't want to crack it! Not now... 636 00:39:28,560 --> 00:39:30,160 Kill the torch. 637 00:39:33,880 --> 00:39:36,639 I thought you said you'd checked number 8, you lazy git! 638 00:39:36,640 --> 00:39:38,319 I did! 639 00:39:38,320 --> 00:39:41,920 Yeah. What with, your eyes shut? There's someone home. 640 00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:45,119 I'll sort it... 641 00:39:45,120 --> 00:39:47,400 Ooh. Don't tell your mum. Don't tell Mum. 642 00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:13,680 Look, I know Christmas is a bit different this year, and I'm sorry. 643 00:40:14,840 --> 00:40:16,360 It's fine. 644 00:40:21,680 --> 00:40:24,319 I just think your dad's just having a bit of a wobble. 645 00:40:24,320 --> 00:40:27,999 You know, it's ben a tricky time this year, with the whole 646 00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:30,359 Cause for Alarms business... It's "Causes"... 647 00:40:30,360 --> 00:40:32,440 And I think he just needs some time... 648 00:40:34,120 --> 00:40:36,519 But look, what I do know is that whatever happens, 649 00:40:36,520 --> 00:40:38,520 however this plays out... 650 00:40:39,280 --> 00:40:41,080 ...it's gonna be OK. Alright? 651 00:40:42,360 --> 00:40:44,520 Promise. Yeah. 652 00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:50,759 I think the best thing that you and I can do for Dad right now, 653 00:40:50,760 --> 00:40:52,279 is to give him some space. 654 00:40:52,280 --> 00:40:54,920 Some quiet time, to get his head together. 655 00:40:55,680 --> 00:40:57,959 Burglars! At least two! Maybe more! 656 00:40:57,960 --> 00:40:59,679 Definitely not foxes! 657 00:40:59,680 --> 00:41:02,199 Not foxes! How long will you be? 658 00:41:02,200 --> 00:41:04,159 OK, just please, hurry! 659 00:41:04,160 --> 00:41:06,399 Wish it was foxes... The police are on their way. 660 00:41:06,400 --> 00:41:08,519 They just said stay in the house. keep out of sight. 661 00:41:08,520 --> 00:41:10,719 No one will even know we're in here. 662 00:41:10,720 --> 00:41:13,480 I know you're in there. 663 00:41:48,240 --> 00:41:51,119 Oi, are you letting me in, or are we gonna play a game? 664 00:41:51,120 --> 00:41:53,919 Oh, no... 665 00:41:53,920 --> 00:41:55,560 Woah! 666 00:41:56,480 --> 00:41:58,559 Little Barry Brennan! 667 00:41:58,560 --> 00:42:00,839 - Who? - The Brennans. "The Devils of Davenport"? 668 00:42:00,840 --> 00:42:03,720 Don't you read the papers? Oh no, I mean, not so much. 669 00:42:04,720 --> 00:42:06,679 Local crime family. Hard as nails. 670 00:42:06,680 --> 00:42:08,599 And that out there is the big one. 671 00:42:08,600 --> 00:42:10,239 What? "Little Barry" is the big one? 672 00:42:10,240 --> 00:42:12,319 Yes. Son of Big Barry. How big's Big Barry? 673 00:42:12,320 --> 00:42:14,919 Oh, he's tiny. It's very confusing. But they're psychopaths, 674 00:42:14,920 --> 00:42:17,079 - the lot of them! - You know, for a home security expert, 675 00:42:17,080 --> 00:42:20,479 you are not massively reassuring. Come on, you don't wanna wind me up. 676 00:42:20,480 --> 00:42:22,039 Last warning! 677 00:42:22,040 --> 00:42:24,159 Security! It's an X-50! 678 00:42:24,160 --> 00:42:25,679 What is? The front door. 679 00:42:25,680 --> 00:42:27,239 I fitted an X-50, top of the range! 680 00:42:27,240 --> 00:42:31,439 That is a double-skinned, reinforced, tri-bar, steel trough rim lock door, 681 00:42:31,440 --> 00:42:33,639 with a 12-point dog latch and a five-lever mortice. 682 00:42:33,640 --> 00:42:35,600 A whole army couldn't get through that thing! 683 00:42:38,960 --> 00:42:41,439 Did you leave it on the latch? 684 00:42:41,440 --> 00:42:43,120 I think you know the answer to that. 685 00:42:50,640 --> 00:42:52,240 I know you're here! 686 00:43:02,040 --> 00:43:03,840 To the safe room. Oh, you beauty. 687 00:43:09,960 --> 00:43:11,840 Mind the stairs! 688 00:43:13,280 --> 00:43:15,319 Wait! My phone! 689 00:43:15,320 --> 00:43:16,960 Leave it! 690 00:43:25,680 --> 00:43:28,199 Quick! Lock it! It doesn't lock. 691 00:43:28,200 --> 00:43:30,079 I thought this was the "safe room"? 692 00:43:30,080 --> 00:43:32,760 No, it's the room that we keep the safe in. 693 00:43:33,880 --> 00:43:37,119 You have got to be kidding me. 694 00:43:37,120 --> 00:43:39,479 Are you sure you're in - home security? - Are you sure you know 695 00:43:39,480 --> 00:43:41,840 what home security means? - Hello? - Shh, shh, shh. 696 00:44:28,640 --> 00:44:30,240 Little pig... 697 00:44:31,120 --> 00:44:32,720 Little pig... 698 00:44:34,160 --> 00:44:35,760 Let me come in. 699 00:44:36,840 --> 00:44:38,439 He's on the stairs. 700 00:44:38,440 --> 00:44:40,080 Stop hiding, little pig. 701 00:44:40,960 --> 00:44:42,719 Where the hell are the cops? 702 00:44:42,720 --> 00:44:46,360 The average police response time is 16.4 minutes. 703 00:44:47,480 --> 00:44:49,119 It's a good stat for sales. 704 00:44:49,120 --> 00:44:51,119 It's not a good stat for us! 705 00:44:51,120 --> 00:44:53,599 What have you got - that could be a weapon? - Nothing. 706 00:44:53,600 --> 00:44:58,040 It's a spare room. Just caps, alarms, a big box of mugs. 707 00:45:00,880 --> 00:45:04,120 Little pig, little pig... 708 00:45:06,520 --> 00:45:08,879 Hang on... "Little pig". 709 00:45:08,880 --> 00:45:11,799 What? Not "little pigs", "little pig". 710 00:45:11,800 --> 00:45:13,999 Singular. So? 711 00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:15,840 He thinks there's only one of us. 712 00:45:17,560 --> 00:45:21,199 Come on little pig... Don't make me blow it down. 713 00:45:21,200 --> 00:45:23,879 OK! OK, I give up. 714 00:45:23,880 --> 00:45:25,960 Just open the door. It's not locked. 715 00:45:30,760 --> 00:45:33,640 Just take what you want. I don't want any trouble. 716 00:45:34,320 --> 00:45:36,759 Sorry mate, you've seen my face now. 717 00:45:36,760 --> 00:45:38,439 No. No, I haven't. 718 00:45:38,440 --> 00:45:42,559 I can't see anything, I'm blind. Yeah, right. 719 00:45:42,560 --> 00:45:45,679 What do I look like, some sort of- 720 00:45:49,200 --> 00:45:51,159 "Mug"? Did you get him? 721 00:45:51,160 --> 00:45:52,719 Yup! - Yes! - Come on! 722 00:45:52,720 --> 00:45:54,360 ♪ Run Rudolph Run ♪ 723 00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:01,600 Mind the stairs! Oh! 724 00:46:05,760 --> 00:46:07,479 ♪ Run, run, Rudolph 725 00:46:07,480 --> 00:46:09,560 ♪ Santa ain't too far behind... 726 00:46:11,720 --> 00:46:13,559 We need to leg it. Grab hold. 727 00:46:15,960 --> 00:46:17,839 What's happening? Oh, more Brennans. 728 00:46:17,840 --> 00:46:19,880 Change of plan. We need to hide. 729 00:46:21,240 --> 00:46:22,840 In the Sierra! 730 00:46:23,880 --> 00:46:25,559 Woo! Get in! 731 00:46:25,560 --> 00:46:27,200 Owwww! 732 00:46:30,600 --> 00:46:34,800 ♪ Said Santa to a boy, "Child, what have you been longing for?" 733 00:46:37,280 --> 00:46:40,960 ♪ "All I want for Christmas is a rock and roll electric guitar" 734 00:46:42,800 --> 00:46:44,959 ♪ And then away went Rudolph... 735 00:46:46,200 --> 00:46:47,559 Oh... What's that noise? 736 00:46:47,560 --> 00:46:48,919 I don't know. 737 00:46:48,920 --> 00:46:50,959 Oh God, I'm going to die in a Sierra. 738 00:47:09,240 --> 00:47:11,359 Oh, thank God. Woah, woah, woah! 739 00:47:11,360 --> 00:47:14,599 Let's actually wait until they've arrested the big angry man 740 00:47:14,600 --> 00:47:17,320 who wants to kill us, yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 741 00:47:21,520 --> 00:47:23,199 It really must be Christmas. 742 00:47:23,200 --> 00:47:25,640 They've only gone and sent the PCSOs. 743 00:47:26,360 --> 00:47:29,040 "Hobby Bobbies". "Hobby Bobbies"? 744 00:47:42,080 --> 00:47:43,280 I'll call for back up. 745 00:47:47,040 --> 00:47:48,799 Merry Christmas, officers. 746 00:47:48,800 --> 00:47:53,160 Evening sir. We received a report of a disturbance at this address. 747 00:47:53,960 --> 00:47:56,280 Someone heard something being smashed. 748 00:47:57,000 --> 00:47:59,399 Did they? Smashed, you say. 749 00:47:59,400 --> 00:48:02,759 Um, well, no, no. 750 00:48:02,760 --> 00:48:05,559 It's probably nothing sir, but perhaps we could just pop in 751 00:48:05,560 --> 00:48:07,759 and check your windows? Make sure you're safe. 752 00:48:07,760 --> 00:48:12,919 Ooh, yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no... 753 00:48:12,920 --> 00:48:16,000 because... 754 00:48:17,040 --> 00:48:18,640 Oh! 755 00:48:20,720 --> 00:48:22,999 Good evening, officers. 756 00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:24,559 That's my lady wife. 757 00:48:24,560 --> 00:48:26,359 Bit of a collision. 758 00:48:26,360 --> 00:48:28,199 No lights, you see. 759 00:48:28,200 --> 00:48:30,079 Are you alright to be here on your own? 760 00:48:30,080 --> 00:48:34,399 - Absolutely. - Yep. What with no lights, no heating? 761 00:48:34,400 --> 00:48:37,919 Yeah, no, well, what it is actually is we're not actually staying here 762 00:48:37,920 --> 00:48:40,399 because our daughter is on her way. 763 00:48:40,400 --> 00:48:42,040 From Frome. 764 00:48:42,720 --> 00:48:47,720 Yes. So, we're going to stay with them until the 27th or 28th. 765 00:48:48,400 --> 00:48:50,639 In Frome. Or the 29th. 766 00:48:50,640 --> 00:48:52,919 Then we shall be coming home. 767 00:48:52,920 --> 00:48:54,399 From Frome. 768 00:48:54,400 --> 00:48:57,119 Well, if you're sure you're OK? 769 00:48:57,120 --> 00:48:58,879 Yes, fine. Very happy. 770 00:48:58,880 --> 00:49:00,960 Fine, thank you. Very... Yes. 771 00:49:03,400 --> 00:49:05,480 Merry Christmas! Ta-ta. 772 00:49:08,720 --> 00:49:10,320 I'll tell you what... Huh? 773 00:49:11,400 --> 00:49:14,079 The Sarge knocks off at 6:00, lives on Rowan Avenue. 774 00:49:14,080 --> 00:49:16,759 I'll ask him to swing by on his way home, check everything's OK. 775 00:49:16,760 --> 00:49:18,359 Oh, no. That's fine. There's no need. 776 00:49:18,360 --> 00:49:21,479 He might be a bit tipsy, but he won't mind at all. 777 00:49:21,480 --> 00:49:23,599 Merry Christmas, take care. Merry Christmas! 778 00:49:23,600 --> 00:49:25,000 Merry Christmas! 779 00:49:31,520 --> 00:49:33,759 The... The police are leaving! 780 00:49:33,760 --> 00:49:35,560 What? Well, stop them then! 781 00:49:37,440 --> 00:49:39,599 Ah! It won't unlock! 782 00:49:39,600 --> 00:49:41,439 Oh... This is a terrible car! 783 00:49:41,440 --> 00:49:43,799 Hang on! Wait! Wait! 784 00:49:43,800 --> 00:49:47,040 Here. Try mine! It's central locking! It won't... 785 00:49:48,040 --> 00:49:49,679 You've got your hand on the... Ow! 786 00:49:54,080 --> 00:49:55,879 He's back! Who is? Big Barry? 787 00:49:55,880 --> 00:49:57,800 No, Little Barry: the big one. 788 00:49:59,680 --> 00:50:01,599 We need to get out of here. 789 00:50:01,600 --> 00:50:04,839 I say we make a run for it. With the whackjob Waltons out there? 790 00:50:04,840 --> 00:50:06,839 No, thank you. Well, what shall we do then? 791 00:50:06,840 --> 00:50:09,039 I don't know. 792 00:50:10,960 --> 00:50:14,919 I don't suppose this rust bucket has got airbags and an alarm, does it? 793 00:50:14,920 --> 00:50:17,959 It's got all the extras. It's a top of the range rust bucket. 794 00:50:17,960 --> 00:50:19,519 I've got an idea... 795 00:50:28,760 --> 00:50:33,000 Whatever - that is, shut it up! - I'll sort it. 796 00:50:39,560 --> 00:50:41,160 Gotcha. 797 00:50:51,080 --> 00:50:55,919 ♪ We're walking in the air 798 00:50:55,920 --> 00:50:59,919 ♪ We're floating in the moonlit sky... ♪ 799 00:50:59,920 --> 00:51:01,920 Snow escape, bozo! 800 00:51:08,920 --> 00:51:10,639 Is he secure? 801 00:51:10,640 --> 00:51:12,359 Yes! 802 00:51:12,360 --> 00:51:14,439 Quick, in the shed. 803 00:51:14,440 --> 00:51:17,239 I'm just saying that if we leave a couple of houses, that would- 804 00:51:17,240 --> 00:51:19,639 ...defeat the object. We go big or go home... 805 00:51:19,640 --> 00:51:22,159 And we're not going home. Ash, bring the van round. 806 00:51:22,160 --> 00:51:23,999 But we've got the dibble at 6:00. 807 00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:25,839 I don't think we've got enough time. 808 00:51:25,840 --> 00:51:27,480 Then we split up. 809 00:51:28,400 --> 00:51:30,320 What, over this? 810 00:51:31,320 --> 00:51:34,080 I don't want to. I love you, Stace. 811 00:51:37,040 --> 00:51:39,199 No. I mean I'll take this end with Fanny-Anne, 812 00:51:39,200 --> 00:51:41,239 and you boys take number five. 813 00:51:41,240 --> 00:51:43,520 Oh, right. Ooh, the big telly! 814 00:51:44,320 --> 00:51:46,319 Yeah, I'll get the big telly. On your own? 815 00:51:46,320 --> 00:51:48,439 It's the same size as you. 816 00:51:48,440 --> 00:51:51,880 Junior, can you get backside over to number five please? 817 00:51:52,960 --> 00:51:55,560 Your dad's about to wreck a very nice television. 818 00:51:59,040 --> 00:52:02,079 We're here, in you go. 819 00:52:02,080 --> 00:52:04,200 Ah, yes! Watch your head. 820 00:52:05,600 --> 00:52:08,159 What now? Yeah, well, I was just thinking that. 821 00:52:08,160 --> 00:52:11,119 Right, my plan would be... to wait here... 822 00:52:11,120 --> 00:52:14,200 Right? Until it gets light. 823 00:52:16,640 --> 00:52:20,319 That's it? That's your plan? They're out there ransacking 824 00:52:20,320 --> 00:52:22,639 our entire street and you just want to hide in here? 825 00:52:22,640 --> 00:52:25,319 We need to do something. We are the Neighbourhood Watch. 826 00:52:25,320 --> 00:52:29,039 Exactly. Neighbourhood "Watch". It's not Neighbourhood "Do", is it? 827 00:52:29,040 --> 00:52:31,079 And even if it was, we've done plenty. 828 00:52:31,080 --> 00:52:33,519 We phoned the police, for all the good they were, and we have 829 00:52:33,520 --> 00:52:35,599 gaffer-taped a thug to a Sierra. I think we've done 830 00:52:35,600 --> 00:52:37,959 more than our fair share, and now its time 831 00:52:37,960 --> 00:52:40,119 for a little self preservation, thank you very much. 832 00:52:40,120 --> 00:52:42,599 But our neighbours- Are insured! And will completely 833 00:52:42,600 --> 00:52:45,240 understand our desire to remain alive. 834 00:52:46,280 --> 00:52:47,880 Fine. 835 00:52:48,920 --> 00:52:51,919 OK. If you can live with that. 836 00:52:51,920 --> 00:52:53,720 Yeah. I can. 837 00:52:54,560 --> 00:52:56,640 Ooh, I can see the headlines now: 838 00:52:57,960 --> 00:53:03,400 "Security expert hides in shed while own street ransacked". Ha, yeah. 839 00:53:04,960 --> 00:53:06,839 That wouldn't be a headline. It's too long. 840 00:53:06,840 --> 00:53:09,679 "Alarm Coward's Shed Shame". 841 00:53:09,680 --> 00:53:12,159 Yeah, that's better. 842 00:53:12,160 --> 00:53:14,440 Ooh, he'd probably frame it, you know... 843 00:53:15,680 --> 00:53:17,280 In his shop. 844 00:53:20,440 --> 00:53:22,040 Graham. 845 00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:25,600 We need a plan. 846 00:53:41,880 --> 00:53:45,119 Come on. Come to Daddy. 847 00:53:45,120 --> 00:53:47,239 Resistance is futile. 848 00:53:49,240 --> 00:53:51,039 Oh, finally! 849 00:53:51,040 --> 00:53:55,400 Come give us a hand son. Or maybe you could give us a hand? 850 00:53:57,480 --> 00:54:00,800 In fact, make it both of them. 851 00:54:02,600 --> 00:54:03,960 Who the hell are you? 852 00:54:05,080 --> 00:54:06,680 Neighbourhood Watch. 853 00:54:08,440 --> 00:54:11,080 Blimey. You lot got serious. 854 00:54:12,360 --> 00:54:15,039 Cuff him, Rocco. Um, yeah. 855 00:54:15,040 --> 00:54:17,600 Do you think it would be better if maybe you... 856 00:54:19,120 --> 00:54:21,239 Actually, yeah. 857 00:54:21,240 --> 00:54:23,440 I'll cuff him. You cover him. 858 00:54:37,640 --> 00:54:40,000 Keep still sunshine. 859 00:54:45,400 --> 00:54:47,719 This doesn't need to hurt. 860 00:54:54,240 --> 00:54:56,519 Grab him! Get him off me! Gah! 861 00:54:56,520 --> 00:54:58,359 Grab him! 862 00:55:04,480 --> 00:55:06,439 I've got him! I've got him! 863 00:55:06,440 --> 00:55:09,840 No, I've got him! No! He's got me. I've got him! 864 00:55:10,560 --> 00:55:13,159 There's nothing there. Well, she's deleted it now, 865 00:55:13,160 --> 00:55:14,879 but you could see Dad's Sierra 866 00:55:14,880 --> 00:55:17,039 Well, there are other Sierra's in the world. 867 00:55:17,040 --> 00:55:20,559 Not in that condition. And he's used the wrong "your". 868 00:55:20,560 --> 00:55:22,359 He's put "your" instead of "you are". 869 00:55:22,360 --> 00:55:25,079 Chloe, he says he's fine. The last thing we need is another 870 00:55:25,080 --> 00:55:28,279 delusional neurotic in the family. Just... stop fretting. 871 00:55:28,280 --> 00:55:30,479 Ah, forget it. Chloe... 872 00:55:34,360 --> 00:55:36,879 Looks like we've got ourselves some witnesses 873 00:55:36,880 --> 00:55:40,079 I've seen nothing. I'd make a terrible witness me, awful. 874 00:55:40,080 --> 00:55:42,679 I don't know who any of you are. Seriously? 875 00:55:42,680 --> 00:55:45,880 You're cosying up to the Brennans. Well, he knows who we are now. 876 00:55:46,680 --> 00:55:50,199 Oh, brilliant. Another masterclass from the so called expert. 877 00:55:50,200 --> 00:55:51,999 Expert at what? 878 00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:54,280 Evidently nothing. 879 00:55:55,240 --> 00:55:57,079 Cause for Alarms? 880 00:55:57,080 --> 00:55:58,919 Causes. 881 00:55:58,920 --> 00:56:00,999 You didn't tell me these were branded! 882 00:56:01,000 --> 00:56:02,519 Shut up, Graham! 883 00:56:02,520 --> 00:56:04,159 Eh? Graham? 884 00:56:04,160 --> 00:56:06,439 One of your cameras... 885 00:56:06,440 --> 00:56:10,760 put me behind bars for three years, Neil. 886 00:56:11,640 --> 00:56:14,759 I can only apologise for the excellent resolution. 887 00:56:14,760 --> 00:56:17,639 No apology necessary. 888 00:56:17,640 --> 00:56:20,320 It makes all this a lot easier. 889 00:56:21,280 --> 00:56:27,120 So, shall we get started? 890 00:56:28,920 --> 00:56:31,400 We've only got a few hours, they're going nowhere. 891 00:56:32,200 --> 00:56:35,959 You're right. Let's finish the job, then we'll finish them. 892 00:56:35,960 --> 00:56:37,680 I'll be back. 893 00:56:39,400 --> 00:56:42,359 Right, I'll take this telly. Come here love. 894 00:56:42,360 --> 00:56:44,920 Oh, yeah. 895 00:56:47,120 --> 00:56:49,000 Oh, quality, that. 896 00:56:49,960 --> 00:56:52,719 Friend of yours? Not really. 897 00:56:52,720 --> 00:56:55,080 Shame... You'll be seeing him soon. 898 00:57:51,000 --> 00:57:53,439 We could be in a nice warm shed now. 899 00:57:53,440 --> 00:57:55,119 Sitting pretty. 900 00:57:55,120 --> 00:57:59,199 But oh, no, you had to act the big hero. 901 00:57:59,200 --> 00:58:02,799 Me?! None of this would have happened if you hadn't tried 902 00:58:02,800 --> 00:58:05,839 to blow up the whole street. Well, I had to try something 903 00:58:05,840 --> 00:58:08,999 after you'd turned the whole neighbourhood against me. 904 00:58:09,000 --> 00:58:11,799 Oh, I think you did that all on your own, mate. 905 00:58:11,800 --> 00:58:13,760 Don't you "mate" me! 906 00:58:14,640 --> 00:58:19,079 Everything was fine until you moved in with your weird little vendetta. 907 00:58:19,080 --> 00:58:23,759 No one gave a damn about my Sierra until you started stirring things up. 908 00:58:23,760 --> 00:58:29,039 I mean, why? You can't even see it! Why does it matter to you 909 00:58:29,040 --> 00:58:31,880 what I put on my own front drive- It wasn't me! 910 00:58:34,480 --> 00:58:37,600 What? It wasn't me... 911 00:58:38,960 --> 00:58:40,840 ...who complained about the car. 912 00:58:42,440 --> 00:58:43,560 It was John. 913 00:58:47,560 --> 00:58:49,880 He said he got sick of it sitting there rusting away. 914 00:58:51,080 --> 00:58:53,000 It was him that phoned the council. 915 00:58:54,760 --> 00:58:56,360 Why didn't... 916 00:58:57,640 --> 00:58:59,839 Well, why didn't you say something before? 917 00:58:59,840 --> 00:59:01,720 I thought about it... 918 00:59:03,680 --> 00:59:05,280 ...but you've seen it. 919 00:59:06,400 --> 00:59:08,000 How people are with me. 920 00:59:08,840 --> 00:59:10,559 Yeah, they're nice. 921 00:59:10,560 --> 00:59:13,039 Bringing in your shopping, taking you to the pub, 922 00:59:13,040 --> 00:59:15,320 helping with your lights... 923 00:59:16,440 --> 00:59:17,720 It's kind is it? 924 00:59:18,600 --> 00:59:20,200 And why are they so nice? 925 00:59:22,080 --> 00:59:23,440 Is it cos I'm nice? 926 00:59:27,160 --> 00:59:30,600 People just treat you different when you're... different. 927 00:59:32,600 --> 00:59:35,199 Well, not everyone. I mean, Suki always took people 928 00:59:35,200 --> 00:59:38,360 as she found them. Who the hell's Suki? 929 00:59:39,760 --> 00:59:41,799 My wife... 930 00:59:41,800 --> 00:59:44,200 Well, late wife. 931 00:59:49,160 --> 00:59:51,760 She was funny, warm. 932 00:59:52,920 --> 00:59:54,520 But straight-talking. 933 00:59:55,560 --> 00:59:56,840 My daughter's the same. 934 00:59:59,040 --> 01:00:00,640 Oh. I- Holly. 935 01:00:01,640 --> 01:00:03,639 She's studying Law at Leeds. 936 01:00:03,640 --> 01:00:06,280 That's why I moved here. Just to be a bit closer. 937 01:00:08,120 --> 01:00:11,079 And don't get me wrong, they're nice around here. 938 01:00:11,080 --> 01:00:13,239 But I could take a dump in their living room, 939 01:00:13,240 --> 01:00:15,799 and they'd be like, "Oh, don't worry about that, that's OK." 940 01:00:15,800 --> 01:00:18,720 they were gonna let me run the Neighbourhood Watch, for God's sake. 941 01:00:20,960 --> 01:00:24,280 You can almost smell the sympathy sometimes... But not you. 942 01:00:25,320 --> 01:00:27,280 You didn't give a toss. 943 01:00:28,120 --> 01:00:30,279 I mean in my defence, I've been going through 944 01:00:30,280 --> 01:00:32,559 quite a bad time over the last few months 945 01:00:32,560 --> 01:00:34,199 No, it's good. 946 01:00:34,200 --> 01:00:37,520 I think I need it, a bit of that, now it's just me. 947 01:00:39,440 --> 01:00:42,199 So, maybe I let you think the worst of me. 948 01:00:42,200 --> 01:00:45,440 Kept things a bit difficult between us. Like a guarantee. 949 01:00:46,320 --> 01:00:48,799 That I'd always be that git over the road... 950 01:00:48,800 --> 01:00:51,599 and you'd never start talking to me like I'm the poor blind guy 951 01:00:51,600 --> 01:00:54,199 from number 3. Because I'm not, you know. 952 01:00:54,200 --> 01:00:57,040 I am Scott Patrick Dixon, and I nicked your bin. 953 01:00:57,720 --> 01:00:59,200 I bloody knew it! 954 01:01:09,960 --> 01:01:11,440 Sorry you lost your wife. 955 01:01:14,200 --> 01:01:16,480 Yeah, I wouldn't recommend it. 956 01:01:25,560 --> 01:01:27,840 Right. Push against me. 957 01:01:28,600 --> 01:01:31,599 What's happening? We are getting out of here. 958 01:01:31,600 --> 01:01:33,959 Oh, now you're talking! On 3... 959 01:01:33,960 --> 01:01:35,399 2... 1! 960 01:01:39,600 --> 01:01:42,040 Right. Now bounce to your right. OK! 961 01:01:43,440 --> 01:01:45,919 What are you doing? Well, your right or my right? 962 01:01:45,920 --> 01:01:47,919 No, no! Not my right. Your left! 963 01:01:47,920 --> 01:01:49,839 Sorry. How far? 964 01:01:49,840 --> 01:01:52,280 Oh, follow me, just... This isn't working! 965 01:01:55,840 --> 01:01:58,519 I think we can burn through the cable ties, but... 966 01:01:58,520 --> 01:02:01,519 Do you think you can catch a lighter? I'm a pretty good catch mate. 967 01:02:01,520 --> 01:02:03,439 I play a bit of cricket. But you're... 968 01:02:03,440 --> 01:02:04,800 Yeah, I know. It's a thing. 969 01:02:05,680 --> 01:02:07,639 OK. Here we go then, 970 01:02:07,640 --> 01:02:09,999 Right. - Ready? - Yep... 971 01:02:10,000 --> 01:02:11,640 Now! 972 01:02:12,520 --> 01:02:14,039 Well, did you catch it? 973 01:02:14,040 --> 01:02:16,159 Oh it was very wide... 974 01:02:16,160 --> 01:02:18,839 but, luckily, one of us is a professional! 975 01:02:18,840 --> 01:02:21,160 Oh, you little beaut! 976 01:02:22,120 --> 01:02:23,480 Stay still. 977 01:02:25,680 --> 01:02:27,960 Oh! 978 01:02:28,800 --> 01:02:31,160 Right. They said a few hours. 979 01:02:31,840 --> 01:02:34,520 Which means we haven't got long. Do you think it's enough time? 980 01:02:35,760 --> 01:02:39,279 Maybe. If we just... you know, work together. 981 01:02:39,280 --> 01:02:40,799 I'm game if you are. 982 01:02:40,800 --> 01:02:42,879 Do you reckon we could get them back to my place? 983 01:02:42,880 --> 01:02:45,759 I've got a few ideas but it would need to be on home turf, 984 01:02:45,760 --> 01:02:49,120 where I know my way around. Back to yours it is. Oh, and... 985 01:02:49,920 --> 01:02:53,279 ...while we're being honest, that postman, the other day... 986 01:02:53,280 --> 01:02:55,080 that was me. 987 01:02:55,880 --> 01:02:57,240 How stupid do you think I am? 988 01:02:58,400 --> 01:02:59,759 I know more about what's going on 989 01:02:59,760 --> 01:03:01,400 around me than you will ever realise. 990 01:03:04,000 --> 01:03:07,000 Oh! What are you doing? Eh! Eh! 991 01:03:07,880 --> 01:03:09,639 Get off! Idiot! 992 01:03:31,000 --> 01:03:33,319 All we need now is some burglars. 993 01:03:37,160 --> 01:03:39,199 Shh! Shh! 994 01:03:39,200 --> 01:03:41,799 Shh... Listen, Little Barry. 995 01:03:41,800 --> 01:03:45,080 If we take this out your mouth, do you promise not to scream? 996 01:03:46,040 --> 01:03:47,640 OK. 997 01:03:49,760 --> 01:03:52,960 Mum-m-m-m! 998 01:03:55,800 --> 01:03:57,519 Alright, I owe you a tenner. 999 01:03:57,520 --> 01:04:00,240 Oi, you two. Go find him! 1000 01:04:01,800 --> 01:04:03,400 ♪ RAY CHARLES: Mess Around ♪ 1001 01:04:11,000 --> 01:04:12,120 There! 1002 01:04:16,960 --> 01:04:18,560 Son? 1003 01:04:22,920 --> 01:04:24,640 Barry? 1004 01:04:28,760 --> 01:04:31,759 I'm blind! Join the club. 1005 01:04:31,760 --> 01:04:34,279 Where's the walkie? I can't find it! 1006 01:04:34,280 --> 01:04:35,879 This way big man. 1007 01:04:35,880 --> 01:04:38,320 Try not to be so clumsy. 1008 01:04:39,600 --> 01:04:42,880 Dad down, number three. Come here! 1009 01:04:43,760 --> 01:04:45,239 ♪ ..They did the boogie-woogie 1010 01:04:45,240 --> 01:04:46,599 ♪ With a steady roll 1011 01:04:46,600 --> 01:04:48,240 ♪ They mess around 1012 01:04:49,240 --> 01:04:51,200 ♪ They doin' the mess around... ♪ Oi! Come 'ere! 1013 01:04:56,000 --> 01:04:57,839 Come here! No! 1014 01:04:57,840 --> 01:04:59,480 Stop it. Argh! 1015 01:05:00,520 --> 01:05:02,359 Oh, don't... Here! 1016 01:05:02,360 --> 01:05:04,959 No point struggling. I've done rodeo. 1017 01:05:04,960 --> 01:05:06,879 What are you doing?! 1018 01:05:06,880 --> 01:05:08,480 Argh! 1019 01:05:09,360 --> 01:05:12,519 No! What are you doing?! 1020 01:05:12,520 --> 01:05:15,360 Give me my legs. Give me my legs back! 1021 01:05:16,280 --> 01:05:18,839 Dad! Dad! 1022 01:05:18,840 --> 01:05:21,519 Huh?! Dad! Dad! 1023 01:05:21,520 --> 01:05:24,719 OK.Dad... OK.Pull! 1024 01:05:26,840 --> 01:05:28,800 Dad? Dad... 1025 01:05:29,680 --> 01:05:30,959 You! 1026 01:05:30,960 --> 01:05:32,639 Get me out! 1027 01:05:32,640 --> 01:05:34,680 Dad? Come here, you! 1028 01:05:36,000 --> 01:05:37,639 Dad? Dad! 1029 01:05:44,600 --> 01:05:47,199 Argh! What are you doing?! Taking what's mine! 1030 01:05:47,200 --> 01:05:48,999 Well, Chloe's. 1031 01:05:49,000 --> 01:05:51,159 And stealing something... 1032 01:05:51,160 --> 01:05:54,079 No, no, not my phone! Not my phone! 1033 01:05:54,080 --> 01:05:56,679 You started this! Put it back! 1034 01:05:56,680 --> 01:05:58,319 Put my phone back now! 1035 01:05:58,320 --> 01:06:00,839 What's your code? As if I'd tell you! 1036 01:06:00,840 --> 01:06:03,120 Fine. I'll use your face! 1037 01:06:18,560 --> 01:06:19,919 Go get 'em mum! 1038 01:06:19,920 --> 01:06:21,880 Ow! 1039 01:06:29,240 --> 01:06:30,840 ♪ Carol of the Bells ♪ 1040 01:06:37,800 --> 01:06:40,240 I know every floorboard in this room. 1041 01:06:41,000 --> 01:06:45,440 Every creak, every crack, every squeak of a nail. 1042 01:06:46,440 --> 01:06:50,280 So why don't you come over here, and try and take this wicket... 1043 01:06:51,320 --> 01:06:53,360 I dare you. 1044 01:07:07,000 --> 01:07:09,159 Ooh! 1045 01:07:25,360 --> 01:07:28,639 Ah! Had enough yet? 1046 01:07:28,640 --> 01:07:31,279 Ahhh... 1047 01:07:33,120 --> 01:07:34,839 Mm... I'm waiting. 1048 01:07:57,240 --> 01:08:00,039 Couple of googlies? 1049 01:08:06,560 --> 01:08:08,719 Yes, yes, yes, that's right. 1050 01:08:08,720 --> 01:08:12,120 Yeah, it's 3 Staplethorne Close. 1051 01:08:14,680 --> 01:08:16,479 It's over! 1052 01:08:16,480 --> 01:08:19,759 I'm on the phone to the police right now, so you may as well... 1053 01:08:30,080 --> 01:08:33,319 There ain't no one coming to rescue you now, pal. 1054 01:08:33,320 --> 01:08:35,560 It's just you and me 1055 01:08:43,160 --> 01:08:44,920 Where do you think you're going? Narnia? 1056 01:09:01,800 --> 01:09:03,439 £200 plus VAT. 1057 01:09:03,440 --> 01:09:05,519 But you can't put a price on peace of mind. 1058 01:09:05,520 --> 01:09:07,960 Oh, and close the door when you're using the bathroom eh? 1059 01:09:13,360 --> 01:09:14,960 No! 1060 01:09:18,480 --> 01:09:20,080 No! 1061 01:09:21,720 --> 01:09:24,279 I've done my time! 1062 01:09:38,720 --> 01:09:40,959 Mum! Mum! 1063 01:09:40,960 --> 01:09:43,440 Help me, my legs, my legs! 1064 01:09:45,160 --> 01:09:48,679 Scott! Neil! Absolutely smashed it mate. 1065 01:09:48,680 --> 01:09:50,879 That was amazing! Is there anything we can't do?! 1066 01:09:50,880 --> 01:09:53,919 High five! Yeah! 1067 01:09:53,920 --> 01:09:55,559 Help me... 1068 01:09:55,560 --> 01:09:57,479 Barry is that you? Give us a hand. 1069 01:09:57,480 --> 01:10:00,800 Would you... Everyone just like to stop talking at once, please? 1070 01:10:05,800 --> 01:10:07,400 Are you alright? Hm! 1071 01:10:10,560 --> 01:10:12,400 No, no, no! 1072 01:10:18,080 --> 01:10:20,360 You stay with her. I'll get the van. 1073 01:10:21,680 --> 01:10:23,320 We're getting out of here. 1074 01:10:25,640 --> 01:10:27,359 It's the mum. She's getting away! 1075 01:10:27,360 --> 01:10:30,960 Oh, no, no, no. Not on our watch. No chance. Come on! 1076 01:10:34,320 --> 01:10:36,000 Get in the car! Oh, not again! 1077 01:10:38,600 --> 01:10:41,520 Hello. It's us again. 1078 01:10:43,320 --> 01:10:45,559 Right, what are we doing? Reversing the car, 1079 01:10:45,560 --> 01:10:49,079 blocking the drive, stopping the van. In-In this thing?! Are you mad? 1080 01:10:49,080 --> 01:10:51,439 This hasn't moved anywhere in years. It's falling apart. 1081 01:10:51,440 --> 01:10:54,839 - Even I can see that! - It'll start. Trust me, it's top of the range. 1082 01:10:56,880 --> 01:10:59,359 Well come on, turn it on then! 1083 01:10:59,360 --> 01:11:01,839 It'll start! 1084 01:11:01,840 --> 01:11:04,520 Oh, I told ya! John's got more life in him than this car. 1085 01:11:08,040 --> 01:11:10,839 ♪ HOUSE OF PAIN: Jump Around ♪ In your face John! 1086 01:11:10,840 --> 01:11:13,760 Ha-ha! Woo-hoo! 1087 01:11:16,360 --> 01:11:19,039 Scott! Grab the wheel! Which way? 1088 01:11:19,040 --> 01:11:21,079 I don't know! Busy getting killed here! 1089 01:11:21,080 --> 01:11:22,440 Woah! 1090 01:11:23,800 --> 01:11:25,679 Put it in first! OK, which way? 1091 01:11:25,680 --> 01:11:27,039 Right! You're right or my right? 1092 01:11:27,040 --> 01:11:28,600 They're both the same! Oh, yeah! 1093 01:11:33,120 --> 01:11:34,720 Reverse! OK, reverse! 1094 01:11:37,480 --> 01:11:38,960 Mind the cat! 1095 01:11:40,520 --> 01:11:41,719 Argh! 1096 01:11:41,720 --> 01:11:44,039 You told me to steer! Barry's got the wheel! 1097 01:11:44,040 --> 01:11:46,040 I've got the wheel. We've all got the wheel! 1098 01:12:15,120 --> 01:12:17,120 Mum-m-m! 1099 01:12:50,080 --> 01:12:51,680 Well, well, well. 1100 01:13:02,080 --> 01:13:04,320 Any last words? Ow... 1101 01:13:05,840 --> 01:13:08,800 It's really hard to think of something when you're under pressure. 1102 01:13:09,640 --> 01:13:12,959 I'll give you Cause for ruddy Alarm! 1103 01:13:18,000 --> 01:13:19,600 It's "Causes". 1104 01:13:28,320 --> 01:13:30,320 Oh my God! 1105 01:13:33,200 --> 01:13:34,800 That was... 1106 01:13:35,640 --> 01:13:38,439 What are you... I thought you were in trouble. 1107 01:13:38,440 --> 01:13:41,080 Dad... 1108 01:13:43,440 --> 01:13:45,000 I cut through the park. 1109 01:13:46,200 --> 01:13:47,840 I don't care! 1110 01:13:52,720 --> 01:13:54,239 Chloe, is that you? 1111 01:13:54,240 --> 01:13:55,640 Hi, Scott! 1112 01:13:57,560 --> 01:13:59,080 I think she just saved my life! 1113 01:14:00,000 --> 01:14:04,080 Ha-ha-ha! Have you ever thought of joining the Neighbourhood Watch? 1114 01:14:09,320 --> 01:14:12,040 Oh, stick a sponge in it you. 1115 01:14:20,560 --> 01:14:22,959 Stay still. Stay still. 1116 01:14:22,960 --> 01:14:25,320 Stay still. You've had a mild concussion. 1117 01:14:26,560 --> 01:14:30,080 Yes, sarge. I can confirm it's all four of the Brennan family. 1118 01:14:33,200 --> 01:14:37,239 ♪ ..All for the little ones' Christmas joys 1119 01:14:37,240 --> 01:14:40,119 Stop, stop, please. Stop! 1120 01:14:40,120 --> 01:14:43,239 Stop! Stop! 1121 01:14:43,240 --> 01:14:45,399 Stop it! So it's, uh, Graham? 1122 01:14:45,400 --> 01:14:47,799 No, it's Scott. This is... This isn't mine. 1123 01:14:47,800 --> 01:14:50,400 We, um... - We don't talk about Graham. - OK. 1124 01:14:54,280 --> 01:14:56,159 No way! My dad. 1125 01:14:56,160 --> 01:14:58,439 My daughter. No way! No way! 1126 01:14:58,440 --> 01:15:02,199 That's my phone! That's... my phone! Come on. Come on! 1127 01:15:02,200 --> 01:15:05,439 Stop filming. Stop filming! 1128 01:15:05,440 --> 01:15:08,079 Excuse me, I'd like to report a robbery! 1129 01:15:08,080 --> 01:15:09,799 Come on. 1130 01:15:09,800 --> 01:15:12,039 I know my rights! Do you hear me? 1131 01:15:12,040 --> 01:15:14,039 Get in the van. Come on. 1132 01:15:14,040 --> 01:15:18,840 ♪ ..Down through the chimney with old Saint Nick... ♪ 1133 01:15:19,560 --> 01:15:21,760 At least we're together for Christmas. 1134 01:15:23,000 --> 01:15:26,679 It's Christmas Day, and we are live at Staplethorne Close. 1135 01:15:26,680 --> 01:15:29,199 And I'm joined by... Scott. 1136 01:15:29,200 --> 01:15:32,439 Chloe. Neil Beesley. 1137 01:15:32,440 --> 01:15:34,599 Causes for Alarms. 1138 01:15:34,600 --> 01:15:36,240 Shouldn't it be- No, don't. 1139 01:15:37,200 --> 01:15:39,559 Christmas is indeed a time for giving... 1140 01:15:39,560 --> 01:15:42,360 Chloe! Up you get, we're doing presents. 1141 01:15:44,200 --> 01:15:47,199 Now, tell me Scott, would you describe yourself as a hero? 1142 01:15:47,200 --> 01:15:50,119 I would say that Chloe is the real hero here, er, 1143 01:15:50,120 --> 01:15:52,319 would you say so Neil? Yeah. 1144 01:15:52,320 --> 01:15:55,960 But I think that "Christmas Miracle" - pretty much sums it up. - Mum! 1145 01:15:57,000 --> 01:15:59,519 And do you have a message for our viewers at home? 1146 01:15:59,520 --> 01:16:01,039 Merry Christmas! 1147 01:16:01,040 --> 01:16:02,680 Hi, Holly! 1148 01:16:14,840 --> 01:16:16,239 Chloe? Mum! 1149 01:16:16,240 --> 01:16:18,680 Oh my God! Are you alright?! Yeah, I'm fine. 1150 01:16:33,880 --> 01:16:35,960 I'm sorry. 1151 01:16:48,920 --> 01:16:51,120 I am. I'm really, really sorry. 1152 01:16:51,800 --> 01:16:53,680 You're an idiot. I know. 1153 01:16:56,760 --> 01:16:58,360 But I love you. 1154 01:17:03,560 --> 01:17:06,279 Ow, what's that? Oh. 1155 01:17:06,280 --> 01:17:08,399 I didn't get a chance to wrap it but, uh... 1156 01:17:08,400 --> 01:17:11,279 Ta-da! Thank you! Thank you! 1157 01:17:11,280 --> 01:17:13,680 Oh! Come on, let's go in. 1158 01:17:14,440 --> 01:17:16,399 Why are you dressed like that? Long story. 1159 01:17:16,400 --> 01:17:18,039 I'll tell you over pizza. 1160 01:17:23,040 --> 01:17:24,640 Hang on a sec. 1161 01:17:29,720 --> 01:17:31,639 Scott, you were amazing. Thanks so much. 1162 01:17:31,640 --> 01:17:33,959 Thanks Melanie, and Merry Christmas, guys. 1163 01:17:33,960 --> 01:17:35,839 Ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas to you too. 1164 01:17:35,840 --> 01:17:37,599 Indeed. Scott... 1165 01:17:37,600 --> 01:17:39,600 Neil. 1166 01:17:40,720 --> 01:17:42,319 I was just wondering, I've, uh... 1167 01:17:42,320 --> 01:17:44,560 It's not very festive, but I've got a... 1168 01:17:45,480 --> 01:17:47,959 ...three-quarters of a room temperature 1169 01:17:47,960 --> 01:17:50,040 pepperoni pizza... Sounds good to me. 1170 01:17:51,560 --> 01:17:53,159 Come on mate, lead the way. 1171 01:17:55,800 --> 01:17:57,359 What a night! 1172 01:17:57,360 --> 01:17:59,680 I couldn't have done it without ya. 1173 01:18:00,400 --> 01:18:02,319 Well, I couldn't have done it without you! 1174 01:18:02,320 --> 01:18:03,960 Ha. Yeah, I know. 1175 01:18:05,400 --> 01:18:07,519 Merry Christmas, Scott. 1176 01:18:07,520 --> 01:18:09,160 Merry Christmas, Neil. 1177 01:18:42,680 --> 01:18:44,080 Ha-ha! 1178 01:18:44,880 --> 01:18:48,279 Would you like a mince pie? One of mum's specials. 1179 01:18:48,280 --> 01:18:50,559 Oh, lovely. Chloe? Chloe? 1180 01:18:50,560 --> 01:18:53,159 Go on. Try some. Join in. 1181 01:18:53,160 --> 01:18:54,800 Save one for Holly. 1182 01:18:56,400 --> 01:18:59,320 Dad, Sabrina. Did somebody say mistletoe? 1183 01:19:07,280 --> 01:19:10,439 Right everyone, look this way. Big photo. Big poses. 1184 01:19:10,440 --> 01:19:14,480 In 3... 2, 1... 1185 01:19:15,680 --> 01:19:17,280 Cheers! 1186 01:19:36,800 --> 01:19:39,559 ♪ Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus 1187 01:19:39,560 --> 01:19:42,399 ♪ Right down Santa Claus Lane 1188 01:19:42,400 --> 01:19:45,159 ♪ Vixen and Blitzen and all his reindeer 1189 01:19:45,160 --> 01:19:47,999 ♪ Are pulling on the reins 1190 01:19:48,000 --> 01:19:50,919 ♪ Bells are ringing, children singing 1191 01:19:50,920 --> 01:19:53,000 ♪ All is merry and bright 1192 01:19:53,720 --> 01:19:56,519 ♪ Hang your stockings and say your prayers 1193 01:19:56,520 --> 01:19:58,720 ♪ Cos Santa Claus comes tonight... ♪ 1194 01:20:03,080 --> 01:20:06,520 Subtitles by Sky Access Services www.skyaccessibility.sky 82649