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[all] Twenty-eight,
twenty-nine, thirty,
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thirty-one, thirty-two,
thirty-three, thirty-four...
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[screams] I yield!
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-Pliny wins!
-Congratulations!
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You get first pick out
of this week's box of food...
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Again.
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How do you do it?
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Let me tell you
a little secret, Larry.
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The eyes want to be wept.
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Ooh!
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Hey! I see it!
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[both] Food's here!
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Remember,
start chewing now,
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so you're warmed up
when the food gets in there.
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-Of course.
-Smart. Okay. Yeah.
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[chomping]
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[all exclaiming]
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[Merian] Uh, excuse me?
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-That is our food!
-Uh...
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-[grunts]
-Hey! Stop!
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-[struggling]
-[Merian] Let go!
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[Pliny] Merian, let go.
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[Merian] What are you doing?
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It was too much spinning.
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That was all of our food
for the entire week!
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Great!
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-Now we're gonna starve.
-We'll be fine.
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[Larry] It's true.
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Did you know that bug meat
is the food of the future?
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Larry, no.
Not the bugs again.
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I mean, we just need
to go back to Dr. Lullah
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and ask
for another box of food.
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[roaring]
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[yelling]
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Hmm.
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[Dr. Lullah] Take your time.
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[doorbell rings]
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Hi, Dr. Lullah!
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[sighs] It's you.
What is it?
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I'm extremely busy.
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Sorry to intrude,
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but some mutant
stole our rations this week.
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So we're just gonna sneak in
and grab another box.
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Absolutely not.
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What? Why?
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I deliver one box
of food per week
in exchange for your help
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with my various
doomsday devices.
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Whatever happens
after it's dropped off
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is not my responsibility.
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Um, sorry, it kind of is
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just because you, like,
made the mutants.
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Uh, yeah.
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But unlike you six,
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they can take care
of themselves.
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-Wow.
-This is ridiculous.
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Just give us some more food.
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You have a ton!
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Listen,
this is the real world,
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not summer camp.
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It's dog-eat-dog.
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And if you want
to eat this week,
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you're gonna have to
go back to that mutant
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and fight like a dog for it.
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Wow.
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Okay, um, so,
we don't know how to fight.
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I definitely do.
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But, uh, ooh, ow, you know,
I slept on my wrists weird...
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Oh, my God, guys,
she's messing with us.
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We get it, Dr. Lullah,
you're a tough dog,
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we're soft babies.
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Now, can we please
get some more food?
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If you want my food,
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you're gonna have
to go through me.
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Challenge accepted.
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[struggling]
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[Pliny] Fine. You win.
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We'll go get our food
back from the mutants.
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-What?
-But what about the box?
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Good. Hurry up.
Because I am rapidly
losing interest.
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[Crabclops roars]
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I gotta get back to work.
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It's just gonna be
another tie!
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Pliny, how are we gonna beat
the mutants in a fight?
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Normally,
I could kick 'em to pieces,
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but without breakfast,
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I doubt I'll have
the caloric load necessary
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to swing the heft
of my big heavy leg.
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We're going to starve!
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It's true.
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I wanted
to eat this butterfly,
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but I just fell
in love with it instead.
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Aww, that's nice.
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[Sara] There's no need
to be nervous.
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Because good ol' Sara stole
one of them big ol' swords.
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Who wants to touch it?
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[grunts]
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Guys!
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We're not actually
gonna fight the mutants.
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We're gonna challenge them
to a contest.
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Beat their brawn
with our brain--
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[screaming]
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Whoa!
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Nice boots.
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[spitting]
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We're here!
I'm gonna ask this cute
little sharky dude
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if he's seen the gator.
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Hello!
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We are wondering
if you've seen an alligator
with a little bird--
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-Yoink! [laughs]
-Hey!
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[shark panting]
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-Nice boots.
-[gasps]
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You!
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You stole our food!
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And we're here to get it,
and ideally my boots, back!
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Okay. Hey, mutants.
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We gotta fight some kids.
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Whoa! No, no, no, no, no!
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I mean,
we challenge you to a contest.
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Winner gets the food.
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A contest?
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[all murmuring] Contest?
Contest! Contest?
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I was thinking
like holding your
breath or rock skipping or...
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Prepare the arena!
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[♪ dramatic music playing]
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[flushing]
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[Francis] I found a shell.
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-[crowd cheering]
-[Merian] I'm confused.
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Why did they make us
change into these pants?
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They're ceremonial
contest slacks.
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Okay, everybody. You have
invoked the sacred law.
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So now we will take turns
picking contests.
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The first team
to win three contests
gets all the food!
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Heads or tails?
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-We're heads!
-So be it.
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Little Pickle?
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-[chirping]
-Tails!
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We choose the first contest.
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And the contest
we choose is...
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push-ups!
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[indistinct shouting]
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What? Oh, right.
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I am... the beefcake.
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Hey, can we do
the push-ups on our knees?
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-Uh...
-Yeah, knees is fine.
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Oh. Great.
Then this will be easy.
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-No arms though.
-What?
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No-arm push-ups!
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[crowd cheering]
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[bell dings]
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We choose book reading!
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We choose book ripping!
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[crying]
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Rock, paper, scissors!
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Rock, paper, scissors. Rock.
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Rock, paper, scissors. Rock.
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Rock, paper, scissors. Rock.
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Rock, paper, scissors. Rock.
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High wire!
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[taunting]
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Get him!
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[screams]
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Gimme back my boots!
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Oh, man, I wasn't picking
a new contest.
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-I just wanted my shoes.
-Too late.
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Now your boots will be dropped
into the jumping geyser.
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Whoever can fetch them first,
wins the whole bag of nuts.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
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What's a jumping gey--
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-Oh... No...
-Begin!
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The eyes want to be wet.
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[inhales]
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-[all gasp]
-[Merian] Pliny!
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[Pliny] I'm okay!
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[all exclaiming]
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And I got the boots!
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[all cheering] Yay!
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-We win!
-Yoink!
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Now I got the boots.
We win.
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Okay. Everybody dig in.
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[chomping]
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Hey, wait for me.
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What-- But--
but you didn't win.
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You cheated!
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Yeah, but what are you
gonna do about it?
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[echoes] What are you
gonna do about it?
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-Not very neighborly.
-Um, that is our food!
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I'm so hungry.
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Dr. Lullah was right.
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This is the real world,
not school.
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The only rule is dog eat dog!
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And there's some new dogs
in the neighborhood.
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-Wait. So are there...
-I'm confused.
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I'm saying
if you're gonna eat this week,
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we gotta summon our inner dogs
and fight for it!
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[all] Oh, okay.
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We're the dog-- Got it.
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I'm a rat terrier!
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Loyal, clever
and a little bit naughty.
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I'm a Mexican hairless,
underappreciated,
200
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and I can make
people uncomfortable. Woof!
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I'm a mastiff,
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a muscle-bound freak
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with love to spare.
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I'm a dog with a sword,
like from anime.
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Medium nice dog.
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And I'm a porpoise!
Dog of the sea!
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Because I'm smart,
I love games
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and I got a blowhole.
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[blows raspberry]
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[munching continues]
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Today was super-fun.
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[barking]
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[screaming]
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Rock, paper, scissors. Rock.
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00:09:10,439 --> 00:09:12,063
[grunting]
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She's too fast!
She got no drag!
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[dolphin screech]
218
00:09:18,030 --> 00:09:19,529
Taste my blade!
219
00:09:23,327 --> 00:09:25,327
[all screaming and shouting]
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[all coughing]
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Oh, man!
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Now nobody gets the food.
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Eh. Okay.
Back to sand again.
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[mutants] Ugh, sand?
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-[chomping]
-[coughing]
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You guys eat sand?
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Yeah, but if you're lucky,
228
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sometimes you can find, like,
a soft rock or something.
229
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Oh, dibs!
230
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[coughs]
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That was one of the hard ones.
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This is making me sad.
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And I feel bad
for winning that fight
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with that frog so decisively.
235
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The mutants
are just as hungry as we are.
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Except, like, way stupider.
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[coughing]
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00:10:05,452 --> 00:10:08,453
Whoo!
The sand is spicy today.
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00:10:09,122 --> 00:10:12,374
You know, the real world
might be dog-eat-dog,
240
00:10:12,417 --> 00:10:14,542
but dogs work best in a pack!
241
00:10:14,795 --> 00:10:16,878
We shouldn't be fighting
each other for scraps.
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00:10:17,881 --> 00:10:21,800
Especially when we know
who's hiding all the beef!
243
00:10:23,220 --> 00:10:24,719
[♪ upbeat music playing]
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[straining]
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00:10:31,302 --> 00:10:32,727
[indistinct shouting]
246
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-[indistinct chatter]
-[chomping]
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[Dr. Lullah]
Well, well, well...
248
00:10:38,985 --> 00:10:42,821
It took all day,
but we finally got there.
249
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Congratulations.
250
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Another tie!
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[roaring]
252
00:10:50,655 --> 00:10:52,664
[♪ closing theme
music playing]
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Chirp.
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