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? Who's the improbable duo
that you've heard about? ?
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? Faster than a scooter
Stronger than metal ?
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? Who's the little girl
And her domesticated rodent? ?
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? Who's still standing
when you see the dust settle? ?
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? It's Hamster ?
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? Hamster and Gretel ?
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? Hamster ?
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? Hamster and Gretel ?
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? There's also Kevin
in the minivan ?
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[? spy music playing]
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[Operator] Operator
to Agent Dash Dash 7, status report.
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[Dash Dash 7]
I've got the package. Exiting now!
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[Operator] What are you doing?
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Looking for transportation
of any kind.
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[Operator] Use your skis!
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[groans]
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[Ludwig on speaker]
He has my super weapon! Get it back at all costs!
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[Operator] Agent, you've got
Von Shrute's henchmen coming out,
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but the fools
are on snow shoes,
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you should have
no problem getting... What are you doing?
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[Dash Dash 7]
I'm skiing away with the package.
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[Operator] Why are you skiing
so slow like that?
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It's called snow plowing.
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All right I admit it,
I only took ski lessons once when was a kid!
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[Operator] Just put
your skis together and go!
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- Do you mean spaghetti?
- [Operator] Spaghetti?
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Snow plow, pizza,
skis together, spaghetti. Whoa!
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[Operator] Well,
spaghetti then! Spaghetti!
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Stop yelling at me!
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You're just like
my childhood instructor!
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He said I'd never get it!
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[Operator] You can do it,
just spaghetti already!
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I'm... I'm... I'm doing it!
I'm skiing!
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After all these years!
I'm really skiing!
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Take that,
you lousy instructor!
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Ow! I lost the package!
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- Got it!
- [Operator] Nice work, Agent Dash Dash 9!
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Not bad, considering I only took
the one lesson to fly this thing. Haha!
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My instructor said I'd never-
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Ow!
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[snoring]
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[exclaims]
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Agent Dash Dash 3
reporting in!
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- I was not napping!
- [Operator] Agent, do you have the package?
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Uh, yes. I-I have it.
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[Operator] Okay.
You must get it to the drop point
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where you'll meet
Agent Dash Dash 2, code named the Handyman.
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He'll get the super weapon
to Agent C for safe disposal.
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[Dash Dash 3]
Where's the drop point?
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[Operator] A place Von Shrute would never
look for it, the last train to Dullsville.
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- [train horn toots]
- All aboard! Last train to Dullsville!
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Look at that beautiful
steam locomotive.
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I'm so glad I could
share it with you kids.
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Riding trains seems like
a boring thing to do dad.
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What? Trains are exciting!
I promise!
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What's in Dullsville?
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Well, nothing.
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But sometimes,
it's the journey, not the destination.
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Kids, I know trains are
"slower" and "louder" and "noisier."
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- But...
- That's it!
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And this one serves
really yummy old-timey milkshakes!
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Oh, a coffee cart.
Anybody want anything?
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A large pumpkin spice latte with three
shots of espresso, and one sugar. Gracias.
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I'd appreciate you kids
just being good sports here.
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Your father just wants
to introduce his family
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to his other great love:
steam engines.
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- Okay, mom.
- We'll try our best.
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While you're doing that,
I'm going to be busy living out my own dream:
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being a mysterious woman
on a train.
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- How are you going to do that?
- That is part of the mystery.
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People see her sitting alone.
Where did she come from? Where is she going?
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[gasps] She's so mysterious.
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I'll get a coffee, and oh,
a large pumpkin spice latte
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with three shots of espresso,
and one sugar.
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So, you must be The Handyman?
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Superintendent actually,
but sure, handyman'll do.
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The lady in red
will meet you on the train.
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A free briefcase
with your coffee?
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This is why I love trains.
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A large pumpkin spice latte
with three shots of espresso, and one sugar.
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You can't be The Handyman!
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[gasps] You're one
of Ludwig's henchmen!
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? Sitting on a train
with my family! ?
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- ? Having the time
of my life! ? - Uh, dad,
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why do you have a briefcase
handcuffed to your wrist?
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The barista gave it to me!
Must be some promotion.
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The barista?
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[gasps]
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Gretel. I think Dad
accidentally took someone else's briefcase.
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Okay, so we just give it back.
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He's big, and scary,
and has a grappling hook hand.
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So? I'll just
switch into super hero mode and beat him up!
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No! Dad's excited
about the train trip. We can't wreck things.
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How about we try keeping dad
away from this guy
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until we can all
get off the train.
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Can I add that I really want
one of those milkshakes I heard about?
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Hey dad! Um, how about
you show us around the train?
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Aw, kids. I'd love that.
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I remember when my dad
showed me around a train
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Let's go now!
As if our lives depend on it!
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You three have fun.
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I'll be here
making people question my past.
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Uh... Mom, why don't you
go ahead to the dining car?
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There's more people there.
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Ooh, good idea!
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And... here it is.
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A car exactly like the one
we were just in,
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but closer
to the front of the train!
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And the next one
is even closer!
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Isn't that amazing?
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Hey, Dad! Show us
how these seats recline!
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- [laughs] They don't!
- Then show us that!
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Give me the briefcase,
or else!
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- Oh, hello, sir!
- [yelps]
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Just showing these two dummies
a little bit of America.
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I'm not a dummy,
you're a dummy.
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- Hey! Don't call him a dummy!
- Get away from me!
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[screams]
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[gurgling]
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Look buddy, this is not my first
time being thrown off a train.
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See? This is as far
as it goes back.
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- Gretel! It's him!
- What do we do?
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But it's also
as far as it goes forward.
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We've gotta keep him
away from dad.
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And if there's anything
I've learned from movies,
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it's pretty easy
to lose someone on a train.
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? Let's see
what's in the news ?
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? Peruse
Give him no clues ?
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? There's a mystery man
that you better confuse ?
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? On a train ?
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? Lose him on a train ?
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? You can hide in the beds
of the sleeper cars ?
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? Slide from coach to coach
over each draw bar ?
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? Sneak into the engine room
like it's the norm ?
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? Pretend you're the conductor
in full uniform ?
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? Point him to the back
way down the track ?
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? And lose him on a train ?
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? Then set him loose
on the caboose ?
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? And lose him on a train ?
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And this is the famous
Dullsville Express's Milkshake bar!
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Go ahead and order one!
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Thanks dad! Can I order two,
in case Hamster wants one?
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Gretel, don't be silly.
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Hamsters don't like
milkshakes.
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- You must be The Handyman.
- I am.
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The briefcase
hasn't been compromised?
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Nope. But my wrist
is chafing a little.
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Anyway,
here's the other briefcase.
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And here's a pass
to the engine room.
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It's where you'll be meeting
our contact: the conductor.
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I get to see the engine room?
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The organization
is counting on you.
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Farewell.
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Dad, why is there
another briefcase handcuffed to your wrist?
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I think it's
some sort of train contest.
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I'm winning prizes!
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I've even won a trip
to see the engine room!
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Oh, no, I've only got the one.
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It's okay, Dad.
Go have a look. We'll wait here.
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But please Dad,
don't accept any more briefcases.
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- [gasps]
- [both] Dad.
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- [Dave] Wow.
- Well well well,
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if it isn't... wait it isn't.
Who are you?
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I'm Dave, I'm a handyman.
You must be the conductor.
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These are for you.
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I've always wanted to see
a steam engine in action.
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- Can I go look?
- Uh... sure, go ahead.
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Oh, thanks, Mister Conductor!
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Hi, there! I'm Dave.
I was wondering if I could hang with you guys.
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Hey, Dave. Well, this is a huge
safety hazard and explicitly forbidden,
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but I love your enthusiasm.
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Grab a shovel!
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This is the best day
of my life!
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Oh, finally.
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You! You were with the man
who has my briefcase!
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Tell me where he is! Or else!
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Hey, you! Ticket, please.
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Hamster and Gretel?
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This is spy stuff,
not superhero stuff!
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This doesn't concern you!
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I've been stuck on a train
for four hours
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and I've had zero milkshakes.
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That concerns me.
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[grunts]
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It's over for you, villain.
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Villain? I'm not a villain!
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We saw you
threatening that barista!
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Agent Dash Dash 3?
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No, you have it all wrong!
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First I wake up
with a bad back,
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then I give the case
to a random stranger,
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and accuse you
of being a henchman.
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What a lousy day.
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How's your back feel now?
Better I hope.
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Stretch my shoulders
more that way.
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- Oh, no, the train's leaving!
- Agh!
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Ooh, that's so much better!
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That impact with the concrete
knocked it right into place!
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My organization
stole a dangerous weapon from a villain.
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It's in the briefcases
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and we're trying to
get it to the conductor
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before the bad guy stops us.
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Oh. Do you mean
the dangerous weapon in these briefcases?
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The conductor
has the briefcases.
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All's well that ends well.
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That's not the conductor.
That's... The Conductor!
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Ludwig Von Shrute!
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Ah, so glad I could take off
that train conductor outfit
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and get into my
symphony conductor outfit.
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I hate it when a word means
two different things.
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What have you done
with the train conductor?
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Oh, he's a little tied up
right now.
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With rope.
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And I tricked you
into bringing my weapon right back to me.
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[laughs]
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My deadly symphony
is together once again!
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When my music
reaches it's crescendo,
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my laser drones will align
to form my philharmonic laser!
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Capable of blowing up the moon
if I so choose!
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What kind of madman
hates the moon?
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And on that note,
drones, get them.
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[Gretel] Ah!
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[both grunting]
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[laughs evilly]
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[screams]
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Can't you use
your grappling hook to fight them?
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This is just for
getting on trains!
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Steam's running a little low.
We need more water.
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Oh-oh-oh, can I do it?
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Do you know
how to turn the valve?
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You can trust me,
I'm the handy man.
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- Oops! too much.
- [steam hissing]
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And that's why
you don't trust random strangers!
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[laughing]
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- Look out!
- Whoa!
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Gretel! The drones
can't handle water!
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Got it!
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[grunts]
239
00:10:22,914 --> 00:10:25,333
Time to drown out
these bad notes!
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Got ya!
241
00:10:40,306 --> 00:10:41,640
Thanks for the assist.
242
00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:43,642
I'll get this crook
back to headquarters.
243
00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:45,811
I thought you said
you only use the grappling hook for trains.
244
00:10:45,812 --> 00:10:48,605
Well, you opened my eyes,
Random Teenaged Boy.
245
00:10:48,606 --> 00:10:50,817
- Uh, my name is-
- Don't ruin it.
246
00:10:53,486 --> 00:10:54,903
Hello, stranger.
247
00:10:54,904 --> 00:10:57,531
Hi, honey!
What do you think of the mysterious lifestyle?
248
00:10:57,532 --> 00:11:01,159
Eh, it's not for me.
Being mysterious is a lot of work.
249
00:11:01,160 --> 00:11:03,620
Well, kids, I hoped
you would find this fun,
250
00:11:03,621 --> 00:11:05,664
but you probably thought
it was boring.
251
00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:08,625
No, dad. It was
actually a lot of fun.
252
00:11:08,626 --> 00:11:10,856
Yeah, trains aren't
as boring as we thought.
253
00:11:11,296 --> 00:11:13,406
I've never been prouder
to be your father.
254
00:11:14,132 --> 00:11:15,925
I forgot my wallet!
255
00:11:15,975 --> 00:11:20,525
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