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(wind whipping)
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(birds squeaking)
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(animal howls)
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(deep suspenseful music)
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- You're going down.
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- Funny, I was thinking
the same about you.
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(punch thuds)
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(adventurous music)
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(plaster crackling)
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(bold adventurous music)
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(Metaluna thuds)
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- You have lost, Metaluna.
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Time to die.
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- No. No.
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(laser whirring)
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- Is there no one big
enough, strong enough,
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to defeat the mighty
Spa-Zor? (yells)
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- [Woman Over PA] Spa-Zor to
the Queen's platform, please.
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Spa-Zor to the Queen's platform.
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(electronic beeping
and whirring)
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(slow daunting music)
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(doorbell rings)
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- Prunella, the door.
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(object clinks)
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- Yes, oh mighty queen.
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(door whirring)
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- You wanted to see me, Empress?
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- Spa-Zor, your glory is always
welcome here in my chambers.
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- Thank you, Empress. You
wanted to have words with me?
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- I do.
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(gentle digital music)
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But first, the trimea.
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I hope you relish
it as much as I.
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(liquid dribbling)
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To the next victory.
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(mysterious electronic music)
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- Thank you, Empress.
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(soft electronic music)
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- There will come a time
when you will take my throne
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by force, as I did
once with my superior.
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But I have some time yet, so
don't get any funny ideas.
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I have a few more
thousand millennia.
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But we do have something to fix.
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- And that is?
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- Well recently, I intercepted
a thing called a wavelength,
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an old form of communication,
very primitive.
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And I traced its
origin to there.
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(static buzzes)
(funky electronic music)
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Little minuscule
planet called Earth,
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apparently inhabited by millions
of the minature creatures,
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weaklings all.
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But, legend has it that
there is one amongst them,
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one great giantess.
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And that, is our
challenge. Most formidable.
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You need to go to planet Earth,
find this great giantess,
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challenge her to a duel.
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And then we will broadcast
live the bloodshed
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all over Buxomus, and it
will be such great morale
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for the planet.
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- This bitch have a name?
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- She goes by the name Beverly.
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- Wrong. Her name is Toast.
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(tense mysterious music)
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(spacecraft roars)
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- Your ass is mine
now, bitch. (grunts)
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(spaceship whirring)
(mysterious music)
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(explosions booming)
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(upbeat electronic music)
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(spaceship whirring)
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(digital beeping)
(upbeat electronic music)
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(rocks rumble)
(upbeat electronic music)
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- Hey, toots.
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That one's too damn big to
break down. How 'bout it?
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- I got it.
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(rock thuds)
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(rocks crumble)
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- Now, that's what
I call a foot job.
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- That-a baby.
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- That-a big baby.
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Mama needs to take
that one off the milk.
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- I'll show you a big baby.
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(water splashes)
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- Hey, how am I supposed to go
to the bar lookin' like this?
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- Aw, does baby need
his diaper changed?
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(whistle blows)
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- It's about time you took a
shower. Is it Saturday already?
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- You gonna do
something about her?
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- Probably gonna
give her a raise.
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She's the best worker I have,
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twice the work in half the time.
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- I heard you already
gave her a raise.
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- Hey, that's enough.
I won't have it.
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- I don't know how
it stands at all.
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She's a freak.
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- One more word
outta you and I'll--
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- And you'll what?
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- You sure you wanna find out?
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- But, of course.
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- I thought so. Now get.
Whistle already blew.
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- You have fun with
your fre, girlfriend.
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I'll be filing a
grievance with the union.
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- Do whatever
makes you feel big.
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Hey, Bev?
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- Yeah?
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- This guy's leaving. You
wanna blow him a little kiss?
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- You sure?
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- I'm sure I'm sure.
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- Sure you won't get jealous?
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- Come on baby.
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Give me a big old smooch,
right in front of your man.
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(wind whips)
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(man thuds)
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(boots scuffling)
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- You have anything
else you wanna add?
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- Good night, Mike. Good
night, Miss Beverly.
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I'll see you first
thing tomorrow morning.
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(gentle lighthearted music)
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- You okay?
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- Totally.
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- Liar.
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- They're right. I'm
a big freaky-deaky.
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- Well, then I'm a
pinhead for liking you.
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- You say the sweetest junk.
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- By the way, it's payday.
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I already deposited your
check into your account.
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You can check for
yourself if you--
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- I trust you.
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- Thanks.
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- (scoffs) I'll just need
to work at this dirty place
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for the next zillion
years to pay off
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all my lawsuits and bills.
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- Is it so bad?
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- I, I didn't mean it like that.
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I, I appreciate all
you've done for me.
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You're the only person
who stood by my side.
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- I get it. You're used
to the life of Riley.
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This is my life of reality.
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- It's not that.
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I don't miss the clothes and
the money and the parties.
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(sighs) I just would wanna
sleep in a real bed for once.
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- Maybe someday.
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- (sighs) This is
really hard for me.
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I was a self-made girl.
I was so independent.
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Being 50 feet tall is
like so five months ago.
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I was, I was love
hated for so long,
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and now I'm just hate hated.
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- What's better?
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Being admired by
millions of strangers
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or knowing the love
of one single person
who has your heart?
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- Hmm. Just kidding, you goob.
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You know you mean
everything to me.
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It's just that, I try to do
something really positive
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for the world, and I ended
up wrecking the entire city.
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All of my money gone overnight,
my ex made sure of that.
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And, even if I had
all that money,
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it still wouldn't make a
dent in all my lawsuits
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for smashed houses,
smooshed power lines,
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and broken ribs or whatever.
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- Nah, it's just
like construction.
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- I used to be the poster girl
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for obscene wealth and hotness.
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And now, I'm the poster girl
for like, a monster movie.
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- I love monster movies.
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(deep somber music)
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- Having fun down there?
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- (laughs) You rock me, baby.
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- Are we interrupting anything?
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- Boy, what I wouldn't
give to be him right now.
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- Professional. Remember?
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- I guess.
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- Hey dudes
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- Dr. Dude, please. Lana.
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I mean, (sighs) nevermind.
It was pointless.
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- Thanks for coming
down to the site,
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must mean you got
some good news, right?
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- Mm, not at all.
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- You mean I'm getting worse?
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00:11:07,735 --> 00:11:10,871
- No, I mean, this is
just a courtesy visit,
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to assure you we're still
thinking of your plight.
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- We have no real results
one way or another.
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So um, yeah, hi. How ya doin'?
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- Still big AF.
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- You're seriously
writing that down?
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- I'll research it later,
could be fortuitous.
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- Most likely not.
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- So, no change in the
results from last time?
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- Not at all. She's no
smaller than she was before.
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But on the bright
side, she's no larger.
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- We think that's something.
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- Like what?
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- Fuchsia and Gary
returned to normal size.
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Why them and not me?
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- Inconclusive
data, unfortunately.
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Our theory is, they ate less
of the substance than you.
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- Beverly Wood's
uhholy meatrimony.
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- Yes, that substance.
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- I thought of that name myself.
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- Also unfortunate.
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00:12:00,187 --> 00:12:02,022
We want to run some
more tests on them
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00:12:02,022 --> 00:12:04,191
to see if we can string
together a timeline
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00:12:04,191 --> 00:12:05,658
of consumption and events.
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00:12:05,658 --> 00:12:06,827
- Then do it.
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00:12:06,827 --> 00:12:08,361
- Well, we have no
blood or cell specimens
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00:12:08,361 --> 00:12:09,562
at this moment right now.
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00:12:09,562 --> 00:12:11,031
- Why is that?
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- Mm, both of them are boffin'
their brains out in Hawaii
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00:12:12,966 --> 00:12:14,768
for an indefinite
amount of time.
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- Dennis. (chuckles nervously)
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- Well, sorry.
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- Don't worry,
Bev, it'll happen.
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And if it doesn't,
that's okay too.
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- Sorry to break
that news, Miss Wood.
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- You know, maybe this
is me being selfish,
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which means I've
matured a little bit,
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but I don't really
care about them.
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I just care about me, and I
don't wanna be a freak forever.
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- Gary ate only a
little of the substance.
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- Beverly Wood's
unholy meatrimony.
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- Yeah, that one.
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We're still unclear as
to how much Fuchsia ate.
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It could all just boil
down to metabolism.
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It just hasn't worked its
way out of your system
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as quickly as it did theirs.
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00:12:53,173 --> 00:12:56,209
We have no explanation,
just theories.
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- Sucks.
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- Well, that's it?
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- Sorry to say.
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- Thank you doctors,
for keep on keeping on.
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We both appreciate you.
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- We are working on this,
and we'll be in contact
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if we find out anything at all.
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00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:16,096
In the meantime, we're only
just a phone call away.
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Call us for anything, Miss Wood,
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even if it's just
emotional support.
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Make sure you ask for
me though. (chuckles)
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Let's leave these two.
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00:13:28,608 --> 00:13:31,011
(mysterious music)
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(spacecraft whirring)
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00:13:38,485 --> 00:13:39,452
- Computer.
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00:13:39,452 --> 00:13:40,687
- [Computer] Yes.
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00:13:40,687 --> 00:13:43,090
- Bring up intel
on my challenger.
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00:13:43,090 --> 00:13:44,524
- [Computer] Okay.
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00:13:44,524 --> 00:13:48,261
(computer whirring and beeping)
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- That's her, that's
the dead meat.
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- [Computer] Me-ow.
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- Enhance.
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Not that type of enhance.
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- [Computer] Oh my
stars and garters.
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I'm not sure what's
gotten into me.
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00:14:01,741 --> 00:14:02,575
- Enhance.
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00:14:04,444 --> 00:14:05,545
More enhance.
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00:14:07,414 --> 00:14:09,816
Your face is so punchable.
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00:14:09,816 --> 00:14:10,650
(fist thuds)
256
00:14:10,650 --> 00:14:12,019
- [Computer] Hey!
257
00:14:12,019 --> 00:14:15,288
(spacecraft whirring)
258
00:14:15,288 --> 00:14:17,891
(gentle music)
(crickets chirping)
259
00:14:17,891 --> 00:14:19,993
- Oh, look. Shooting star.
260
00:14:20,961 --> 00:14:23,130
(gentle mysterious music)
261
00:14:23,130 --> 00:14:24,797
Make a wish.
262
00:14:24,797 --> 00:14:26,533
- I wish I was normal again.
263
00:14:29,636 --> 00:14:31,204
(Beverly sighs)
264
00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:32,372
- What's wrong?
265
00:14:32,372 --> 00:14:34,942
- I used to be a
star, burning bright.
266
00:14:34,942 --> 00:14:39,312
And now, I'm like this
big black hole of suckage.
267
00:14:39,312 --> 00:14:41,081
- Don't say that, Bev.
268
00:14:41,081 --> 00:14:43,816
- If space were an emoji,
it'd be a sad face.
269
00:14:43,816 --> 00:14:45,852
- Well, you
definitely don't suck.
270
00:14:45,852 --> 00:14:48,421
- It used to be my specialty.
271
00:14:48,421 --> 00:14:51,724
I'm so horny, and
we can't do anything
272
00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:53,126
without you getting hurt.
273
00:14:54,127 --> 00:14:56,063
- I've got just the thing.
274
00:14:56,063 --> 00:14:59,866
(gentle mysterious music)
275
00:14:59,866 --> 00:15:01,969
- Really, work? Now?
276
00:15:04,137 --> 00:15:04,972
- Nope.
277
00:15:07,640 --> 00:15:09,476
- Really? Spulunking?
278
00:15:09,476 --> 00:15:13,413
- (chuckles) I like to think
of it more as spaloving.
279
00:15:15,048 --> 00:15:17,550
(drill whirs)
280
00:15:21,054 --> 00:15:26,059
If I'm not back in half an hour,
don't send help. (chuckles)
281
00:15:27,227 --> 00:15:31,798
(drill whirring)
(Beverly moaning)
282
00:15:38,671 --> 00:15:39,739
Geronimo!
283
00:15:39,739 --> 00:15:42,275
(Beverly gasps)
284
00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:45,445
(light-hearted music)
285
00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:52,552
Wakey-wakey, legs and sexy.
286
00:15:53,987 --> 00:15:56,423
(Beverly moans)
287
00:15:56,423 --> 00:15:57,357
- Good morning.
288
00:15:58,425 --> 00:16:00,960
You uh, really
hammered me last night.
289
00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:02,962
(chuckles) Literally.
290
00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:04,397
- Open those pretty peepers.
291
00:16:04,397 --> 00:16:06,699
I got a little surprise for ya.
292
00:16:06,699 --> 00:16:10,937
- What's that? Breakfast in
bed, or croissant in the quarry?
293
00:16:12,105 --> 00:16:14,674
- Even better. Your
fan club is here.
294
00:16:16,243 --> 00:16:19,012
(women giggling)
295
00:16:19,946 --> 00:16:22,615
- Hey, it's my only fans.
296
00:16:22,615 --> 00:16:24,184
- We love you, Miss Wood.
297
00:16:24,184 --> 00:16:25,518
- We have a gift for you.
298
00:16:25,518 --> 00:16:26,619
- What's that?
299
00:16:26,619 --> 00:16:28,055
- Spa day!
300
00:16:28,055 --> 00:16:30,757
(fans cheer)
301
00:16:30,757 --> 00:16:32,192
- Yay.
302
00:16:32,192 --> 00:16:35,662
(whimsical music)
303
00:16:35,662 --> 00:16:38,665
(nail file scrapes)
304
00:16:40,067 --> 00:16:42,902
(whimsical music)
305
00:16:52,212 --> 00:16:54,881
(polish sprays)
306
00:17:01,554 --> 00:17:04,157
Thank you, girls. Let's dance.
307
00:17:04,157 --> 00:17:06,759
(upbeat music)
308
00:17:11,198 --> 00:17:12,132
(static buzzes)
309
00:17:12,132 --> 00:17:13,800
- Hi, I'm director Jim Wynorski,
310
00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:16,369
and I'm stopping
this film right now.
311
00:17:16,369 --> 00:17:18,505
There's just too
much gratuitous sex.
312
00:17:18,505 --> 00:17:20,273
(plates splatting)
313
00:17:20,273 --> 00:17:25,278
(whimsical music)
(fans cheering)
314
00:17:37,257 --> 00:17:38,691
- Thank you so much.
315
00:17:38,691 --> 00:17:42,195
You really made me feel
like a real girl again.
316
00:17:42,195 --> 00:17:43,396
- No problem, Miss Wood.
317
00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:46,666
- I wanna be just like
you when I grow up.
318
00:17:46,666 --> 00:17:48,968
- Don't grow up
too fast. Trust me.
319
00:17:50,203 --> 00:17:51,271
- We love you, Beverly.
320
00:17:51,271 --> 00:17:53,039
(women giggle)
321
00:17:53,039 --> 00:17:54,407
- I love you too. Whoo-hoo.
322
00:17:56,376 --> 00:18:01,314
(wind whipping)
(spacecraft whirring)
323
00:18:03,216 --> 00:18:08,221
(wind whipping)
(mysterious music)
324
00:18:19,399 --> 00:18:21,568
(foot thuds)
(rocks crumble)
325
00:18:21,568 --> 00:18:23,470
- You want me to fight that?
326
00:18:23,470 --> 00:18:26,939
- It'll be the biggest battle
of all time. Literally.
327
00:18:26,939 --> 00:18:28,208
- Look at her.
328
00:18:28,208 --> 00:18:31,178
I think you'd agree, she
has a few pounds on me,
329
00:18:31,178 --> 00:18:34,080
not to mention an extra 45 feet.
330
00:18:34,080 --> 00:18:35,982
- Details, details.
331
00:18:35,982 --> 00:18:38,385
Once you've grown to her
size, this'll be easy-peasy,
332
00:18:38,385 --> 00:18:40,420
giant squeezy.
333
00:18:40,420 --> 00:18:42,021
- Grown to her size?
334
00:18:42,021 --> 00:18:43,223
- We'll talk about that later.
335
00:18:43,223 --> 00:18:44,424
- Damn right, we will.
336
00:18:44,424 --> 00:18:46,193
- You'll wipe the desert
floor with her ass,
337
00:18:46,193 --> 00:18:48,595
and your booty will be
rolling in the looty.
338
00:18:48,595 --> 00:18:51,898
- I don't know, your, your
schemes are usually scams.
339
00:18:51,898 --> 00:18:53,132
- I got this.
340
00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:54,601
Every eyeball on Earth will pay
341
00:18:54,601 --> 00:18:58,871
to see this big bitch
battle royal, with cheese.
342
00:19:00,039 --> 00:19:01,741
Big bitch battle
royal with cheese.
343
00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:06,012
- Aren't you afraid she's
gonna recognize you?
344
00:19:06,012 --> 00:19:07,547
She'll stomp on your head.
345
00:19:07,547 --> 00:19:10,883
- My son, Bradley, okay,
had it coming. Okay?
346
00:19:10,883 --> 00:19:12,585
But it wasn't me who
took advantage of her.
347
00:19:12,585 --> 00:19:14,221
He's strung her along for years.
348
00:19:14,221 --> 00:19:17,056
Tell you the truth, I
wanna make her and us
349
00:19:17,056 --> 00:19:20,993
rich and famous again, and
filthy, stinking, honking rich.
350
00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:23,363
- How's your son
doing these days?
351
00:19:23,363 --> 00:19:27,099
I heard that motor boating
accident really traumatized him.
352
00:19:27,099 --> 00:19:29,536
- Traumatized? It
almost killed him.
353
00:19:29,536 --> 00:19:30,770
(eerie whirring)
354
00:19:30,770 --> 00:19:33,039
- From yesterday alone,
Beverly Wood Branding
355
00:19:33,039 --> 00:19:37,510
received 3.2 million individual
views across all brands.
356
00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:39,045
- They live in their
mom's basement,
357
00:19:39,045 --> 00:19:41,047
'cause they spend all
their money on you.
358
00:19:41,047 --> 00:19:45,252
The hottest girl on
the internet. It's
what the fans want.
359
00:19:45,252 --> 00:19:48,421
Scientists, a good morning
all depends on the mood
360
00:19:48,421 --> 00:19:51,758
of Beverly, and her mood depends
on if this is ready or not.
361
00:19:51,758 --> 00:19:53,993
- Well, there's still some
testing that needs to be done.
362
00:19:53,993 --> 00:19:55,495
Well, it's not a real carrot.
363
00:19:55,495 --> 00:19:58,398
I mean, it looks real, but
it's a Beverly Wood carrot.
364
00:19:58,398 --> 00:19:59,699
- Right, so what
kind of side effects
365
00:19:59,699 --> 00:20:00,800
are we talking about here?
366
00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:01,634
- Death.
367
00:20:01,634 --> 00:20:02,702
- Gastro bloating.
368
00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:04,136
- Total and severe body melt.
369
00:20:04,136 --> 00:20:07,407
- One small bite for
visionary entrepreneur women,
370
00:20:07,407 --> 00:20:09,909
one giant leap for
Ambassador Kind.
371
00:20:11,311 --> 00:20:13,045
- Yeah, well, whatever
it is, I'm sure it's no--
372
00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:16,983
(bold dramatic music)
373
00:20:16,983 --> 00:20:17,817
Big deal.
374
00:20:18,818 --> 00:20:20,887
(bold dramatic music)
375
00:20:20,887 --> 00:20:22,355
(window crashing)
376
00:20:22,355 --> 00:20:25,525
(bold dramatic music)
377
00:20:26,859 --> 00:20:27,894
No, no, no.
378
00:20:27,894 --> 00:20:29,862
- What's your fantasy, Bradley?
379
00:20:30,797 --> 00:20:32,332
- Two girls.
380
00:20:32,332 --> 00:20:35,768
(haunting ambient music)
381
00:20:37,270 --> 00:20:40,340
(Bradley yelling)
382
00:20:40,340 --> 00:20:43,142
(medical machines beeping)
383
00:20:43,142 --> 00:20:43,943
So big.
384
00:20:44,877 --> 00:20:45,678
So big.
385
00:20:47,179 --> 00:20:49,382
They were so, so big.
386
00:20:49,382 --> 00:20:51,551
- Good afternoon, Mr. Fortunova.
387
00:20:51,551 --> 00:20:53,420
Are you ready for some lunch?
388
00:20:53,420 --> 00:20:54,787
- No, no. No.
389
00:20:55,855 --> 00:20:57,123
They're so big.
390
00:20:57,123 --> 00:20:59,158
- How 'bout having
just a little milk?
391
00:20:59,158 --> 00:21:00,827
(bongo drumming music)
392
00:21:00,827 --> 00:21:02,729
(Bradley yells)
393
00:21:02,729 --> 00:21:03,663
- Take it away.
394
00:21:04,931 --> 00:21:07,199
(Bradley yells)
395
00:21:07,199 --> 00:21:09,068
I can't take them anymore.
396
00:21:09,068 --> 00:21:10,303
(eerie whirring)
397
00:21:10,303 --> 00:21:11,971
- Doctors say he
may never recover.
398
00:21:11,971 --> 00:21:13,506
And why would he want to?
399
00:21:13,506 --> 00:21:16,576
He may spend the rest of
his days in the booby hatch.
400
00:21:16,576 --> 00:21:19,512
- Careful what you
wish for, I guess.
401
00:21:19,512 --> 00:21:23,115
- Now, if you'll excuse me,
I have a big deal to propose.
402
00:21:23,115 --> 00:21:24,617
Wish me luck.
403
00:21:24,617 --> 00:21:25,818
- Go get her, tiger.
404
00:21:26,919 --> 00:21:30,089
(light-hearted music)
405
00:21:31,624 --> 00:21:33,159
(foot stomps)
(rocks crumble)
406
00:21:33,159 --> 00:21:36,228
What the hell am I
getting myself into?
407
00:21:36,228 --> 00:21:39,399
(light-hearted music)
408
00:21:41,768 --> 00:21:43,903
- Ah, excuse me, Ms. Wood.
409
00:21:45,438 --> 00:21:46,573
- Do I know you?
410
00:21:46,573 --> 00:21:49,776
- Um, not really. No.
411
00:21:49,776 --> 00:21:51,811
- I'm kinda busy here, fella.
412
00:21:51,811 --> 00:21:54,481
- This'll only take a
minute of your time.
413
00:21:54,481 --> 00:21:58,851
But I assure you, it'll be
worth it. Millions, worth it.
414
00:21:58,851 --> 00:22:02,021
- Beat it, creep.
I'm done with pervs.
415
00:22:02,021 --> 00:22:06,426
- I am not your everyday, run
of the mill perv, trust me.
416
00:22:06,426 --> 00:22:09,529
- Ew. Get lost. Bye.
417
00:22:09,529 --> 00:22:11,030
- Hear me out.
418
00:22:11,030 --> 00:22:15,368
- And, you look like someone
I used to know. So, double ew.
419
00:22:15,368 --> 00:22:18,438
- Bothering the lady, pal?
This is private property.
420
00:22:18,438 --> 00:22:21,007
I suggest you turn around
and go back the way you came.
421
00:22:21,007 --> 00:22:22,775
- Please listen.
422
00:22:22,775 --> 00:22:27,279
I can help with the bills,
the lawsuits, everything.
423
00:22:27,279 --> 00:22:29,015
- You can pay all that off?
424
00:22:29,015 --> 00:22:30,282
- Are you a lawyer?
425
00:22:30,282 --> 00:22:33,319
- Ah, ha, I'm not
that sleazy, pal.
426
00:22:34,320 --> 00:22:35,855
I'm a promoter.
427
00:22:35,855 --> 00:22:37,156
- Promoter of what?
428
00:22:37,156 --> 00:22:41,661
- Events of the highest
end, total quality.
429
00:22:41,661 --> 00:22:43,229
- Name one.
430
00:22:43,229 --> 00:22:45,331
- Okay well, to be honest,
431
00:22:45,331 --> 00:22:47,534
this would be the
first of this caliber.
432
00:22:47,534 --> 00:22:50,537
But trust me, no one
has ever done this
433
00:22:50,537 --> 00:22:52,271
in the history of mankind.
434
00:22:52,271 --> 00:22:54,240
- I think you need
to turn tail and get.
435
00:22:55,374 --> 00:22:57,944
- Let him talk. Everyone
deserves a chance.
436
00:22:59,011 --> 00:23:02,048
- Thank you, Beverly, Miss Wood.
437
00:23:02,048 --> 00:23:03,916
- So, what are you proposing?
438
00:23:03,916 --> 00:23:08,220
- Well, 50 million
bucks, win or lose.
439
00:23:08,220 --> 00:23:10,056
- Win or lose to what?
440
00:23:10,056 --> 00:23:11,558
- Does it even matter?
441
00:23:11,558 --> 00:23:16,128
There's nobody else like me,
and I'm a crazy bitch, so.
442
00:23:17,029 --> 00:23:18,931
- I like that spunk.
443
00:23:18,931 --> 00:23:20,767
- I don't like this.
It doesn't sound right.
444
00:23:20,767 --> 00:23:22,802
- That money sounds
pretty right to me.
445
00:23:22,802 --> 00:23:24,036
- About right.
446
00:23:24,036 --> 00:23:26,338
- But, you haven't
said who or what
447
00:23:26,338 --> 00:23:28,107
she's winning or losing against.
448
00:23:28,107 --> 00:23:29,408
- Winning.
449
00:23:29,408 --> 00:23:31,611
- It doesn't matter,
Bev. It's not worth it.
450
00:23:37,016 --> 00:23:40,653
- (laughs) Her?
Definitely winning.
451
00:23:40,653 --> 00:23:43,255
- You think you're
so big and tough.
452
00:23:43,255 --> 00:23:45,191
- I am though.
453
00:23:45,191 --> 00:23:48,360
- The bigger they are,
the harder they fall.
454
00:23:48,360 --> 00:23:50,362
And bitch, you're the biggest.
455
00:23:50,362 --> 00:23:53,833
You're gonna fall so hard,
your lips are gonna flatten.
456
00:23:53,833 --> 00:23:58,471
- Does anyone hear that tiny,
annoying little buzzing sound?
457
00:23:58,471 --> 00:24:00,707
Get me my fly swatter.
458
00:24:00,707 --> 00:24:04,010
- I'm gonna crawl up your
ass, and turn you inside out.
459
00:24:04,010 --> 00:24:05,512
- Yeah?
460
00:24:05,512 --> 00:24:08,447
Well I'm gonna floss my teeth
with your scrawny boy body.
461
00:24:09,849 --> 00:24:12,919
- You're gonna taste what
the Conda is steaming.
462
00:24:12,919 --> 00:24:14,521
- Oh, okay, wait, we
talked about this.
463
00:24:14,521 --> 00:24:15,688
You can't say that.
464
00:24:15,688 --> 00:24:16,523
- Sorry.
465
00:24:17,690 --> 00:24:22,161
You're going down.
Way, way down.
466
00:24:22,161 --> 00:24:23,162
- Uh-huh.
467
00:24:23,162 --> 00:24:24,396
- Yeah-huh.
468
00:24:24,396 --> 00:24:25,765
- Uh-huh.
469
00:24:25,765 --> 00:24:27,099
- Uh-huh.
470
00:24:27,099 --> 00:24:28,568
- Nah-uh.
471
00:24:28,568 --> 00:24:29,802
- Uh-huh.
472
00:24:29,802 --> 00:24:31,871
- Okay ladies, save
it for the event.
473
00:24:33,072 --> 00:24:33,906
- Okay.
474
00:24:34,874 --> 00:24:35,708
- Totally.
475
00:24:36,576 --> 00:24:37,810
- See you then.
476
00:24:37,810 --> 00:24:38,745
- Lates.
477
00:24:38,745 --> 00:24:40,813
- I like your helmet, FYI.
478
00:24:40,813 --> 00:24:41,648
- Thank you.
479
00:24:43,015 --> 00:24:45,818
- I, I, I don't
like this at all.
480
00:24:45,818 --> 00:24:48,354
I, how, how is this
even gonna happen?
481
00:24:48,354 --> 00:24:49,889
Your girl doesn't
stand a chance.
482
00:24:49,889 --> 00:24:53,660
Beverly could seriously hurt
her without trying at all.
483
00:24:53,660 --> 00:24:56,829
- Don't worry. Let me
work out the details.
484
00:24:56,829 --> 00:24:58,898
- Okay. When is this
supposed to go down?
485
00:24:58,898 --> 00:25:00,767
- Give me about a month. Okay?
486
00:25:00,767 --> 00:25:04,403
I need to advertise,
sell tickets, promote.
487
00:25:04,403 --> 00:25:06,438
Anna needs to grow.
488
00:25:06,438 --> 00:25:07,907
- What? Say that again.
489
00:25:07,907 --> 00:25:12,078
- Into character. Anna needs
to grow into character.
490
00:25:13,479 --> 00:25:14,480
- I don't like this.
491
00:25:15,381 --> 00:25:16,583
- You will.
492
00:25:18,217 --> 00:25:19,819
- This could be my out.
493
00:25:19,819 --> 00:25:21,754
- (sighs) I don't think so.
494
00:25:21,754 --> 00:25:25,357
(deep foreboding music)
495
00:25:25,357 --> 00:25:28,460
(electronic beeping)
496
00:25:34,400 --> 00:25:37,737
(soft mysterious music)
497
00:25:40,740 --> 00:25:42,942
(stirrer clinking)
498
00:25:42,942 --> 00:25:45,878
- It certainly looks
like it could be the one.
499
00:25:45,878 --> 00:25:47,146
- Could it be?
500
00:25:47,146 --> 00:25:48,280
- It could.
501
00:25:49,515 --> 00:25:53,119
But, none of 'em
have been so far.
502
00:25:53,119 --> 00:25:55,622
- The aroma's
correct, if I recall.
503
00:25:55,622 --> 00:25:57,556
- It smells like Snausages.
504
00:25:57,556 --> 00:26:00,026
- Well then no, I was
going for Gravy Train.
505
00:26:01,427 --> 00:26:03,329
I personally like
the smell of it,
506
00:26:03,329 --> 00:26:05,564
and my dog Poochie loves it.
507
00:26:05,564 --> 00:26:08,000
- When can, when
can Anna Conda try?
508
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:09,068
- Well, I don't see
any reason why we--
509
00:26:09,068 --> 00:26:11,270
- Not yet. It isn't ready.
510
00:26:11,270 --> 00:26:12,705
- Well, I don't see any
reason why we can't.
511
00:26:12,705 --> 00:26:14,741
- This is, this is,
this is ludicrous.
512
00:26:14,741 --> 00:26:17,376
Okay, wheels are
already in motion.
513
00:26:17,376 --> 00:26:19,278
I'm paying you money
for, for results.
514
00:26:20,980 --> 00:26:25,384
- For the record,
I am categorically
opposed to any of this.
515
00:26:25,384 --> 00:26:26,853
It isn't right.
516
00:26:26,853 --> 00:26:29,922
What happened to Beverly Wood
was a gross miscalculation
517
00:26:29,922 --> 00:26:31,423
on our part.
518
00:26:31,423 --> 00:26:33,225
We still don't know of any
long-haul side effects.
519
00:26:33,225 --> 00:26:34,661
- Like total body implosion.
520
00:26:34,661 --> 00:26:37,196
- Would you get over the
total body implosion already?
521
00:26:37,196 --> 00:26:38,497
- It can happen.
522
00:26:38,497 --> 00:26:42,068
- Yes, it could
be a possibility.
523
00:26:42,068 --> 00:26:43,469
- Finally, you admit it.
524
00:26:45,104 --> 00:26:46,305
Eh.
525
00:26:46,305 --> 00:26:47,539
- That doesn't
sound cool at all.
526
00:26:47,539 --> 00:26:48,941
- It isn't.
527
00:26:48,941 --> 00:26:51,310
- I really don't
wanna melt, Brian.
528
00:26:51,310 --> 00:26:53,379
- Oh, oh you won't, baby.
529
00:26:53,379 --> 00:26:55,147
I promise-ish.
530
00:26:55,147 --> 00:26:57,349
- Oh, I assure you,
you won't melt.
531
00:26:57,349 --> 00:26:59,886
If anything, total
body implosion.
532
00:26:59,886 --> 00:27:01,353
- #HereWeGoAgain.
533
00:27:01,353 --> 00:27:04,290
- Okay, the minute something
happens, you contact me.
534
00:27:04,290 --> 00:27:05,825
I got a fight to promote.
535
00:27:05,825 --> 00:27:07,559
(tense music)
536
00:27:07,559 --> 00:27:09,195
Let's go.
537
00:27:09,195 --> 00:27:12,699
(tense suspenseful music)
538
00:27:16,435 --> 00:27:18,137
(triumphant music)
539
00:27:18,137 --> 00:27:19,505
This is it. This is it.
540
00:27:19,505 --> 00:27:20,506
- Turn it up. Turn it up.
541
00:27:22,675 --> 00:27:24,010
- Jack Jackson here.
542
00:27:24,010 --> 00:27:25,945
Hot off the presses,
ladies, gentlemen,
543
00:27:25,945 --> 00:27:28,380
and sports fans of
all stripes and types.
544
00:27:28,380 --> 00:27:31,183
Gee whiz, I don't know where
the hell this came from,
545
00:27:31,183 --> 00:27:32,819
or what the hell
they were thinking,
546
00:27:32,819 --> 00:27:34,520
but I know I'll be watching.
547
00:27:34,520 --> 00:27:36,355
Fortunova promotions
dropped word
548
00:27:36,355 --> 00:27:39,658
of this David and Goliath
story just a few minutes ago.
549
00:27:39,658 --> 00:27:43,896
Featuring former socialite and
social media star influencer,
550
00:27:43,896 --> 00:27:45,865
along with a slew
of other job titles
551
00:27:45,865 --> 00:27:48,367
that aren't really
jobs, Beverly Wood.
552
00:27:48,367 --> 00:27:51,337
You might remember her as
the 50-foot demolitionist
553
00:27:51,337 --> 00:27:54,006
who crushed half the
city with her hind end.
554
00:27:54,006 --> 00:27:57,409
She will be on the bill
against newcomer, Anna Conda.
555
00:27:57,409 --> 00:27:59,779
Boy, I'd like to see
how she got that name.
556
00:27:59,779 --> 00:28:01,948
In an all out, no holds barred,
557
00:28:01,948 --> 00:28:03,850
good old-fashioned cat fight,
558
00:28:03,850 --> 00:28:06,685
not unlike the one
happening right behind me.
559
00:28:06,685 --> 00:28:09,956
The promoter calls this one
"War of the Girlgantuas."
560
00:28:12,558 --> 00:28:15,094
Jesus Christ sucking
down a fruit cup.
561
00:28:15,094 --> 00:28:18,530
That poor girl. Expect
a blood bath here, gang.
562
00:28:18,530 --> 00:28:20,800
Tale of the tape
says that Anna Conda
563
00:28:20,800 --> 00:28:23,602
stands a towering
five foot nothing.
564
00:28:23,602 --> 00:28:26,172
She's gonna need an extra
bowl of Wheaties that morning,
565
00:28:26,172 --> 00:28:27,139
I tell you.
566
00:28:28,574 --> 00:28:32,578
What's that? Conda sets
her lady bubbles on fire.
567
00:28:32,578 --> 00:28:35,214
Folks, this might just
give her the edge she needs
568
00:28:35,214 --> 00:28:36,182
in this bout.
569
00:28:36,182 --> 00:28:37,683
We're gonna have to find out.
570
00:28:37,683 --> 00:28:39,618
Until more freaky news rolls in,
571
00:28:39,618 --> 00:28:41,587
this is Jack Jackson saying,
572
00:28:41,587 --> 00:28:44,857
keep hitting and
kicking those balls.
573
00:28:44,857 --> 00:28:46,125
- Oh my god.
574
00:28:46,125 --> 00:28:50,329
That was so exciting, to
see my face on TV again.
575
00:28:50,329 --> 00:28:51,798
- I, I still don't
know about this.
576
00:28:51,798 --> 00:28:54,566
- Don't know about what?
That was definitely my face.
577
00:28:54,566 --> 00:28:57,403
- Yeah, I know that.
And, it's gorgeous.
578
00:28:57,403 --> 00:29:00,306
But to be honest, I, I
don't like any of this.
579
00:29:00,306 --> 00:29:03,042
I, I feel like they're
exploiting you all over again.
580
00:29:03,042 --> 00:29:06,078
- But now I know I am.
Now I can control it.
581
00:29:06,078 --> 00:29:08,180
- I'm just waiting for
the other shoe to drop.
582
00:29:08,180 --> 00:29:10,482
- With $50 million?
583
00:29:11,884 --> 00:29:14,753
The only other shoe that's
gonna drop is my custom Prada.
584
00:29:16,422 --> 00:29:19,959
Just kidding. I'm a working
girl wearing working boots.
585
00:29:19,959 --> 00:29:24,730
But, that money will really
help us dig out and set up.
586
00:29:24,730 --> 00:29:26,265
- I suppose so, uh.
587
00:29:26,265 --> 00:29:30,136
- I know so. You deserve
to be pampered too.
588
00:29:30,136 --> 00:29:32,004
You've been so good to me.
589
00:29:32,004 --> 00:29:33,205
- I don't know.
590
00:29:33,205 --> 00:29:35,842
- Mike, as if you
didn't know it already,
591
00:29:35,842 --> 00:29:38,878
my entire giant heart
belongs only to you.
592
00:29:40,046 --> 00:29:41,780
I'm never gonna go
back to my old ways.
593
00:29:41,780 --> 00:29:43,615
You've taught me what's
really important.
594
00:29:43,615 --> 00:29:44,851
- And what's that?
595
00:29:44,851 --> 00:29:47,186
- It's the little
things that matter.
596
00:29:47,186 --> 00:29:48,955
And you're pretty little, bud.
597
00:29:48,955 --> 00:29:50,957
(whimsical music)
598
00:29:50,957 --> 00:29:53,025
(Bev laughs)
599
00:29:53,025 --> 00:29:56,228
(whimsical music)
(Bev moaning)
600
00:29:56,228 --> 00:30:01,233
(drill whirring)
(Bev moaning)
601
00:30:04,203 --> 00:30:07,139
(spacecraft roars)
602
00:30:09,842 --> 00:30:11,377
(computer whirring)
603
00:30:11,377 --> 00:30:12,211
- Computer.
604
00:30:12,211 --> 00:30:14,180
- [Computer] Yes?
605
00:30:14,180 --> 00:30:16,482
- Scan for that
big little bitch.
606
00:30:16,482 --> 00:30:20,452
(computer imitates beeping)
607
00:30:20,452 --> 00:30:21,653
Gah!
608
00:30:21,653 --> 00:30:23,155
(hand thuds)
609
00:30:23,155 --> 00:30:26,225
(deep serious music)
610
00:30:30,596 --> 00:30:32,764
- This could be it.
611
00:30:32,764 --> 00:30:34,400
- Cross your digits.
612
00:30:34,400 --> 00:30:37,870
- This needs to happen, now.
613
00:30:37,870 --> 00:30:39,238
- You've said that
20 times already.
614
00:30:39,238 --> 00:30:41,040
- Well, this time I mean it.
615
00:30:41,040 --> 00:30:42,408
It's fight night!
616
00:30:43,876 --> 00:30:45,811
(hand smacks)
617
00:30:45,811 --> 00:30:50,316
- If this fails, it
means you've failed.
618
00:30:50,316 --> 00:30:54,253
Which means I've failed.
And I don't fail.
619
00:30:54,253 --> 00:30:55,221
You read me?
620
00:30:56,788 --> 00:30:59,091
- Yeah. Okay.
621
00:30:59,091 --> 00:31:02,228
- So, who's gonna eat it?
622
00:31:02,228 --> 00:31:04,196
- You care who eats it?
623
00:31:04,196 --> 00:31:05,397
- No.
624
00:31:05,397 --> 00:31:06,798
- Well then, you eat it.
625
00:31:06,798 --> 00:31:07,967
- No, no, no, no,
no. You eat it.
626
00:31:07,967 --> 00:31:09,568
- No, no, no, no. You eat it.
627
00:31:09,568 --> 00:31:10,536
- No, no, no. I insist.
628
00:31:10,536 --> 00:31:11,870
- No, I insist.
629
00:31:11,870 --> 00:31:13,705
- I insist infinity
times squared.
630
00:31:14,907 --> 00:31:16,909
- I got into science
because I was tired
631
00:31:16,909 --> 00:31:18,777
of being surrounded by morons.
632
00:31:18,777 --> 00:31:21,047
Yet, here I am.
633
00:31:21,047 --> 00:31:24,216
The purpose of the
experiment was to replicate
634
00:31:24,216 --> 00:31:26,318
and cure world hunger.
635
00:31:26,318 --> 00:31:30,322
The gigantism is an
undesirable side effect.
636
00:31:31,690 --> 00:31:34,660
Don't you get it? It
doesn't have to be eaten.
637
00:31:34,660 --> 00:31:37,563
It just has to replicate.
That's the first step.
638
00:31:37,563 --> 00:31:40,832
If it replicates, we know
we're on the right track.
639
00:31:42,935 --> 00:31:45,104
(deep ominous music)
640
00:31:45,104 --> 00:31:48,307
- Fuck that shit. I
ain't eatin' that.
641
00:31:48,307 --> 00:31:52,211
(hotdog squeaking and whining)
642
00:31:53,579 --> 00:31:56,215
(wind whipping)
643
00:31:57,149 --> 00:31:59,485
(foot stomps)
(rock crackles)
644
00:31:59,485 --> 00:32:00,686
- Who you betting on you?
645
00:32:01,720 --> 00:32:03,255
- You crazy?
646
00:32:03,255 --> 00:32:06,025
Of course my money's on the
jolly pink giant over there.
647
00:32:06,025 --> 00:32:07,026
- You don't even like her.
648
00:32:07,026 --> 00:32:08,127
- I like making money.
649
00:32:09,328 --> 00:32:11,097
- What if I told you
that Anna Conda gal
650
00:32:11,097 --> 00:32:14,033
sets her major yabos
on fire for fun.
651
00:32:14,033 --> 00:32:16,368
- That's half the youth
of today. They're nuts.
652
00:32:17,269 --> 00:32:19,438
I'm still betting it all on Bev.
653
00:32:19,438 --> 00:32:20,739
(rock thuds)
654
00:32:20,739 --> 00:32:22,908
- Why don't you two
take a long break?
655
00:32:22,908 --> 00:32:26,078
(light-hearted music)
656
00:32:28,214 --> 00:32:29,448
Hey, Bev.
657
00:32:29,448 --> 00:32:31,050
- Hey, Mike.
658
00:32:31,050 --> 00:32:33,152
- Can you come over here so
we can talk for a second?
659
00:32:33,152 --> 00:32:35,021
- Is everything okay?
660
00:32:35,021 --> 00:32:38,124
- Yeah. I, no, I, I don't know.
661
00:32:38,124 --> 00:32:39,191
- What is it?
662
00:32:39,191 --> 00:32:40,026
- This fight.
663
00:32:41,193 --> 00:32:43,395
There's something that's
been nagging at me.
664
00:32:44,763 --> 00:32:45,731
I mean, you're a big girl.
665
00:32:45,731 --> 00:32:47,266
- Ha, ha.
666
00:32:48,734 --> 00:32:50,669
- You know what I mean.
667
00:32:50,669 --> 00:32:52,238
You're gonna make
your own decisions
668
00:32:52,238 --> 00:32:53,972
and do what you wanna do.
669
00:32:55,174 --> 00:32:56,442
But I just want you to know
670
00:32:56,442 --> 00:32:58,177
that I wish you
would reconsider.
671
00:32:59,111 --> 00:33:00,446
- Why is that?
672
00:33:00,446 --> 00:33:03,849
- (sighs) Because I care
about you, that's why.
673
00:33:05,217 --> 00:33:08,520
Because I love you.
That's also why.
674
00:33:08,520 --> 00:33:10,756
- Really? You've never
told me that before.
675
00:33:10,756 --> 00:33:15,761
- Well, it needed to be
said, because it's true.
676
00:33:16,495 --> 00:33:17,729
- Then, say it again.
677
00:33:19,798 --> 00:33:22,401
- I love you, Beverly Wood.
678
00:33:22,401 --> 00:33:24,703
- I love you too, Mike.
679
00:33:24,703 --> 00:33:26,405
I've wanted to tell
you for so long,
680
00:33:26,405 --> 00:33:31,410
but I was scared of being
the first person to say it.
681
00:33:32,611 --> 00:33:33,812
- All right, now,
about this fight.
682
00:33:33,812 --> 00:33:35,514
- You've supported
me for so long
683
00:33:35,514 --> 00:33:37,783
through the good and the bad.
684
00:33:37,783 --> 00:33:40,119
Way bad, mostly bad.
685
00:33:41,287 --> 00:33:43,822
- I don't think I like
where this is going.
686
00:33:43,822 --> 00:33:47,826
- And, I'm not just doing it
for me. I'm doing it for us.
687
00:33:47,826 --> 00:33:50,096
- I just hope you can
see from my perspective.
688
00:33:50,096 --> 00:33:52,431
- I wish I could from this
vantage point, literally,
689
00:33:52,431 --> 00:33:54,833
so many bald spots up here.
690
00:33:54,833 --> 00:33:57,803
I'm not doing this just for
me. I'm doing this for us.
691
00:33:59,438 --> 00:34:01,573
- Well, it sounds like
you've made up your mind.
692
00:34:01,573 --> 00:34:04,276
So let's do this the
only way we know how.
693
00:34:04,276 --> 00:34:05,377
- And how's that?
694
00:34:06,645 --> 00:34:08,180
- Big.
695
00:34:08,180 --> 00:34:11,417
- I love you so much. I want
the whole world to hear it.
696
00:34:12,618 --> 00:34:15,987
I love you, Mike.
I love you, Mike.
697
00:34:15,987 --> 00:34:17,656
I love you, Mike.
698
00:34:17,656 --> 00:34:19,858
I love you, Mike.
(glass shatters)
699
00:34:19,858 --> 00:34:21,360
I love you, Mike.
700
00:34:21,360 --> 00:34:22,228
- Computer.
701
00:34:22,228 --> 00:34:23,962
- [Computer] Yes?
702
00:34:23,962 --> 00:34:26,064
- Locate the source
of that hideous sound.
703
00:34:27,433 --> 00:34:29,401
- [Computer] Oh,
I got you, girl.
704
00:34:29,401 --> 00:34:34,406
(digital beeping)
(upbeat music)
705
00:34:41,180 --> 00:34:45,016
- Gigi Randall, on location
at Oil Beback Refinery.
706
00:34:45,016 --> 00:34:48,187
This site has been pumping
crude for almost a century.
707
00:34:48,187 --> 00:34:51,022
But, in less than a month,
the main event happening here
708
00:34:51,022 --> 00:34:52,558
will be a heart-pumping
excitement
709
00:34:52,558 --> 00:34:55,060
the likes we've
never seen before.
710
00:34:55,060 --> 00:34:57,863
This is "War of
the Girlgantuas."
711
00:34:59,431 --> 00:35:02,234
On one side, the once
popular, and now polarizing
712
00:35:02,234 --> 00:35:05,204
social media bombshell,
Beverly Wood.
713
00:35:05,204 --> 00:35:08,707
50 feet tall, and God
knows how much she weighs.
714
00:35:08,707 --> 00:35:11,610
On the other side, rising
star of the squared circle
715
00:35:11,610 --> 00:35:14,813
and beyond, Anna Conda.
716
00:35:14,813 --> 00:35:17,983
Clocking in at
five-foot-four, and listen,
717
00:35:17,983 --> 00:35:20,286
don't ask a woman how
much she weighs, okay?
718
00:35:20,286 --> 00:35:21,787
Just don't do it.
719
00:35:21,787 --> 00:35:26,292
Anyway, this is "War
of the Girlgantuas."
720
00:35:26,292 --> 00:35:29,027
(relaxed drumming music)
721
00:35:29,027 --> 00:35:31,096
We're fortunate to have both
opponents with us today,
722
00:35:31,096 --> 00:35:32,731
where both have set
aside their beef
723
00:35:32,731 --> 00:35:34,833
for this exclusive interview.
724
00:35:34,833 --> 00:35:37,703
Who are we rooting for?
Who is the villain?
725
00:35:37,703 --> 00:35:41,173
Anna, can you tell us, why
did you choose this fight?
726
00:35:41,173 --> 00:35:43,742
Why this hill to die on?
Cause you, you are gonna die.
727
00:35:43,742 --> 00:35:45,010
You know that, right?
728
00:35:47,213 --> 00:35:49,014
Beverly, same question.
729
00:35:49,014 --> 00:35:51,183
- I'm strictly about the money.
730
00:35:51,183 --> 00:35:52,017
- Fair enough.
731
00:35:53,419 --> 00:35:58,156
- This isn't about the
money for me. Never, ever.
732
00:35:59,391 --> 00:36:00,692
- Then what is it, exactly?
733
00:36:02,728 --> 00:36:03,562
- Fame.
734
00:36:05,431 --> 00:36:06,798
Maybe the money.
735
00:36:07,966 --> 00:36:10,602
- By the way, your
hair? It's crunchy.
736
00:36:11,537 --> 00:36:12,904
- That's something,
737
00:36:12,904 --> 00:36:16,275
coming from the
Burlington Throat Factory.
738
00:36:16,275 --> 00:36:18,844
(Bev gasps)
739
00:36:18,844 --> 00:36:20,912
(wind whipping)
740
00:36:20,912 --> 00:36:24,049
- These ladies know how to
go straight for the jugular.
741
00:36:24,049 --> 00:36:25,717
You're not gonna wanna
miss this one gang.
742
00:36:25,717 --> 00:36:27,486
Call your pay-per-view
provider today.
743
00:36:27,486 --> 00:36:29,588
One month away. One night only.
744
00:36:29,588 --> 00:36:33,492
This is "War of the
Girlgantuas." Back to you, Jack.
745
00:36:33,492 --> 00:36:35,327
- And, there you have it, folks.
746
00:36:35,327 --> 00:36:37,896
Crunchy hair, don't care.
747
00:36:37,896 --> 00:36:42,568
Who will be victorious at
the "War of the Girlgantuas?"
748
00:36:42,568 --> 00:36:45,671
(slow somber music)
749
00:36:47,806 --> 00:36:49,875
- Today is Monday the 21st.
750
00:36:49,875 --> 00:36:53,144
Dr. Dennis has pulled the
specimen from the solution
751
00:36:53,144 --> 00:36:55,146
and placed it on the plate.
752
00:36:55,146 --> 00:36:57,015
- What trial number is this?
753
00:36:57,015 --> 00:36:59,318
- This is trial number 69.
754
00:36:59,318 --> 00:37:02,321
(Dennis and Brian laughing)
755
00:37:02,321 --> 00:37:04,723
- I, I, I, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
756
00:37:04,723 --> 00:37:06,858
What trial number is this again?
757
00:37:06,858 --> 00:37:09,160
- This is trial number 69.
758
00:37:09,160 --> 00:37:10,662
(Dennis and Brian laugh)
759
00:37:10,662 --> 00:37:12,664
- I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
It's wrong, it's so wrong.
760
00:37:12,664 --> 00:37:14,933
- What is so funny about 69?
761
00:37:14,933 --> 00:37:16,335
- Nothing.
- Oh, it's funny.
762
00:37:16,335 --> 00:37:18,003
- Nothing at all.
- It's classic.
763
00:37:18,003 --> 00:37:19,271
Goes back to the million--
764
00:37:19,271 --> 00:37:21,206
- Oh, ew. I get it.
765
00:37:21,206 --> 00:37:22,441
And I'm ignoring you.
766
00:37:24,543 --> 00:37:25,477
Traphadites.
767
00:37:25,477 --> 00:37:27,212
- Ah, my favorite dinosaur.
768
00:37:27,212 --> 00:37:28,280
- Well?
769
00:37:28,280 --> 00:37:29,114
- Well.
770
00:37:30,349 --> 00:37:32,083
- Get on with it. No failure.
771
00:37:33,184 --> 00:37:35,153
- Well, here goes nothing.
772
00:37:35,153 --> 00:37:37,789
And when I say nothing, please,
please, don't be nothing.
773
00:37:37,789 --> 00:37:39,090
- Maybe a good luck drum roll?
774
00:37:39,090 --> 00:37:40,125
- Oh.
- Okay.
775
00:37:40,125 --> 00:37:41,893
(hands slapping)
776
00:37:41,893 --> 00:37:42,728
- Ah!
777
00:37:42,728 --> 00:37:43,795
(slow tense music)
778
00:37:43,795 --> 00:37:46,632
(hotdog crunches)
779
00:37:48,934 --> 00:37:51,269
- That's uh, that's like flacid.
780
00:37:51,269 --> 00:37:54,806
- (sighs) Nothing.
781
00:37:54,806 --> 00:37:57,576
- And now we commence
trial number 70.
782
00:37:57,576 --> 00:37:59,010
Any jokes about that one?
783
00:37:59,010 --> 00:38:01,880
- Oh no, because you
know why? 70's not funny.
784
00:38:01,880 --> 00:38:05,851
- Because I've always thought
70 is a much livelier number.
785
00:38:05,851 --> 00:38:07,152
Am I right ladies?
786
00:38:08,520 --> 00:38:10,422
(Anna yelling)
787
00:38:10,422 --> 00:38:11,890
(electricity buzzing)
788
00:38:11,890 --> 00:38:12,724
- What's goin' on?
789
00:38:12,724 --> 00:38:13,859
- Ooh, ooh, ooh.
790
00:38:13,859 --> 00:38:14,993
(electricity buzzing)
- Oh, oh, oh!
791
00:38:14,993 --> 00:38:15,927
Oh, oh, oh!
792
00:38:18,697 --> 00:38:20,399
- And 69 it is.
793
00:38:20,399 --> 00:38:21,633
- Incredible.
794
00:38:21,633 --> 00:38:23,502
- It's inedible.
795
00:38:23,502 --> 00:38:25,371
- Oh! No, no, no.
- Oh, no.
796
00:38:25,371 --> 00:38:27,906
No, no, no. Oh god, no.
797
00:38:27,906 --> 00:38:30,442
I said incredible, not edible.
798
00:38:30,442 --> 00:38:32,110
- [Brian] So, what now?
799
00:38:32,110 --> 00:38:34,946
- Total body implosion.
800
00:38:34,946 --> 00:38:38,016
(tense music swells)
801
00:38:39,718 --> 00:38:42,388
(wind whipping)
802
00:38:44,956 --> 00:38:48,126
(water splashes)
803
00:38:48,126 --> 00:38:49,027
- What gives?
804
00:38:50,496 --> 00:38:51,597
- If we're gonna go
through with this,
805
00:38:51,597 --> 00:38:53,098
you gotta be prepared.
806
00:38:53,098 --> 00:38:54,433
Get up. Let's get cracking.
807
00:38:55,967 --> 00:39:00,372
I'm gonna teach you to wrestle,
how to box, and how to bite.
808
00:39:00,372 --> 00:39:03,909
(bold inspirational music)
809
00:39:07,713 --> 00:39:09,848
Chicks don't fight
fair, believe me.
810
00:39:11,617 --> 00:39:14,386
If you're gonna box,
want your hands up high,
811
00:39:14,386 --> 00:39:15,454
guard your head, right?
812
00:39:15,454 --> 00:39:17,188
All right, don't throw out here,
813
00:39:17,188 --> 00:39:19,124
'cause then they're
gonna hit you right here.
814
00:39:19,124 --> 00:39:22,327
Tight. Tight, everything's
tight. All right?
815
00:39:22,327 --> 00:39:24,930
Just don't, don't throw one
punch, throw multiple punches.
816
00:39:24,930 --> 00:39:27,365
One, two, three,
four. All right?
817
00:39:27,365 --> 00:39:29,134
Then do it fast.
818
00:39:29,134 --> 00:39:30,335
All right?
819
00:39:30,335 --> 00:39:32,438
Got you punching, and now,
820
00:39:32,438 --> 00:39:33,739
I want you to throw
a kick, all right?
821
00:39:33,739 --> 00:39:34,773
Straightforward.
822
00:39:34,773 --> 00:39:36,207
(fist thuds)
823
00:39:36,207 --> 00:39:38,644
All right, you wanna go straight
at her. Right in her nose.
824
00:39:38,644 --> 00:39:39,845
(foot thuds)
825
00:39:39,845 --> 00:39:41,112
(toy truck whizzing)
826
00:39:41,112 --> 00:39:43,114
(toy truck crashes)
827
00:39:43,114 --> 00:39:44,315
- Nice wrecking boot.
828
00:39:45,183 --> 00:39:46,652
- Yeah, beats what we got.
829
00:39:48,820 --> 00:39:51,122
- And if she comes running
at you, you're gonna wrestle,
830
00:39:51,122 --> 00:39:52,958
she's gonna come
try to grab you,
831
00:39:52,958 --> 00:39:55,827
and you want duck down,
grab and come up and then,
832
00:39:55,827 --> 00:39:56,995
slam her down.
833
00:39:58,530 --> 00:40:00,231
(fists thud)
834
00:40:00,231 --> 00:40:02,000
(bold inspirational music)
835
00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:04,169
This is not gonna be easy.
836
00:40:04,169 --> 00:40:08,373
That's good. (chuckles)
837
00:40:08,373 --> 00:40:10,942
(gentle music)
838
00:40:16,047 --> 00:40:19,217
(electricity buzzing)
839
00:40:21,720 --> 00:40:23,555
(Dennis chuckles)
840
00:40:23,555 --> 00:40:24,389
- Holy Carl Sagan.
841
00:40:24,389 --> 00:40:25,223
- Say again.
842
00:40:26,458 --> 00:40:29,394
- Holy Carl Sagan.
We've done it.
843
00:40:29,394 --> 00:40:33,465
Yes! We can get Beverly
back to normal. (laughs)
844
00:40:33,465 --> 00:40:34,933
(spacecraft whirring)
845
00:40:34,933 --> 00:40:35,801
- Computer.
846
00:40:35,801 --> 00:40:37,102
- [Computer] What?
847
00:40:37,102 --> 00:40:38,537
- Location of the source.
848
00:40:38,537 --> 00:40:41,072
- [Computer] Girl,
I don't even know.
849
00:40:41,072 --> 00:40:42,307
- Do it.
850
00:40:42,307 --> 00:40:45,276
- [Computer] God, I
was paying my so cutes.
851
00:40:45,276 --> 00:40:48,113
I call 'em that because
they're so cute.
852
00:40:48,113 --> 00:40:49,380
- Now!
853
00:40:49,380 --> 00:40:52,417
- [Computer] Okay,
geez. Go that-a way.
854
00:40:53,819 --> 00:40:55,453
No, that-a way.
855
00:40:57,388 --> 00:41:00,358
- Your ass is mine now, bitch.
856
00:41:00,358 --> 00:41:05,296
- [Computer] Yeah!
857
00:41:06,197 --> 00:41:07,032
- Ah!
858
00:41:07,966 --> 00:41:10,936
- Miss Wood, Miss Wood, Beverly.
859
00:41:10,936 --> 00:41:11,870
- Hey.
860
00:41:11,870 --> 00:41:13,104
- We did it, we really did it.
861
00:41:14,573 --> 00:41:17,208
- Congratulations. I knew
you wouldn't die a virgin.
862
00:41:17,208 --> 00:41:18,610
- Oh, well, ew.
863
00:41:18,610 --> 00:41:21,079
That wasn't what I was
talking about. Not even close.
864
00:41:21,079 --> 00:41:23,549
- I'm sure there's still time.
865
00:41:23,549 --> 00:41:26,217
- Beverly, we've
successfully recreated
866
00:41:26,217 --> 00:41:28,654
the mystery modified protein.
867
00:41:28,654 --> 00:41:30,155
- Beverly Wood's Unholy--
868
00:41:30,155 --> 00:41:32,691
- Meatrimony. I know,
I know. Yes, that one.
869
00:41:32,691 --> 00:41:33,925
- I named--
870
00:41:33,925 --> 00:41:35,527
- All by yourself.
What an achievement.
871
00:41:35,527 --> 00:41:38,797
The point is, the
re-experiment is a success.
872
00:41:38,797 --> 00:41:40,732
The hotdog replicated.
873
00:41:40,732 --> 00:41:41,967
- Whoo-hoo.
874
00:41:43,168 --> 00:41:44,770
- (scoffs) Honestly,
I'm a bit shocked.
875
00:41:44,770 --> 00:41:46,838
I thought you'd be
beside yourself.
876
00:41:46,838 --> 00:41:48,907
- I'm one big bitch, not two.
877
00:41:50,609 --> 00:41:52,578
- I don't think you're
quite grasping this,
878
00:41:52,578 --> 00:41:54,780
so let me be more specific.
879
00:41:54,780 --> 00:41:58,516
This means we can reverse
engineer the specimen.
880
00:41:58,516 --> 00:41:59,818
- Beverly Wood's Unholy--
881
00:41:59,818 --> 00:42:00,886
- Stop it. Just stop it.
882
00:42:00,886 --> 00:42:02,954
It's literally the worst name
883
00:42:02,954 --> 00:42:06,057
for a world-changing
product ever.
884
00:42:06,057 --> 00:42:07,659
- I liked it. I
thought it was rad.
885
00:42:07,659 --> 00:42:08,560
- You would.
886
00:42:08,560 --> 00:42:10,295
- Beverly Wood.
887
00:42:10,295 --> 00:42:11,830
(Lana sighs)
888
00:42:11,830 --> 00:42:14,399
- Experiment success.
889
00:42:14,399 --> 00:42:19,404
You, small, now. (fingers snap)
890
00:42:20,839 --> 00:42:23,642
- You mean you successfully
recreated the meat experiment
891
00:42:23,642 --> 00:42:25,076
and reverse synthesized it
892
00:42:25,076 --> 00:42:27,779
so that I can be a
normal-sized human again?
893
00:42:27,779 --> 00:42:29,114
- Yes, exactly.
894
00:42:29,114 --> 00:42:30,649
- Why didn't you just say that?
895
00:42:30,649 --> 00:42:32,250
- I really don't know.
896
00:42:32,250 --> 00:42:34,385
- Yay. Goodbye, big bitch.
897
00:42:34,385 --> 00:42:37,055
Hello, shoe and
panties shopping free.
898
00:42:37,055 --> 00:42:39,524
- Yay. Retail therapy. (laughs)
899
00:42:39,524 --> 00:42:40,792
- Could this thing work?
900
00:42:40,792 --> 00:42:42,928
- Per our calculations,
901
00:42:42,928 --> 00:42:46,431
I'm confident to a
1/10th of a percentile
902
00:42:46,431 --> 00:42:49,034
of a 100% success.
903
00:42:49,034 --> 00:42:52,503
This can and will
happen, baby. (giggles)
904
00:42:52,503 --> 00:42:53,304
- Hmm.
905
00:42:54,773 --> 00:42:57,175
- What's wrong? I thought
this is what you wanted.
906
00:42:57,175 --> 00:43:00,411
- More than anything in the
world, to be normal sized again,
907
00:43:00,411 --> 00:43:02,380
to really be with Mike.
908
00:43:02,380 --> 00:43:03,882
- Then why the #SadFace?
909
00:43:04,983 --> 00:43:07,786
- The fight, it's tomorrow.
910
00:43:07,786 --> 00:43:08,987
- Then hold off.
911
00:43:08,987 --> 00:43:11,089
- We really need the money.
912
00:43:11,089 --> 00:43:13,024
Look at me, I'm shaking.
913
00:43:14,926 --> 00:43:16,728
- That explains the tremors.
914
00:43:17,863 --> 00:43:19,597
- Screw it. How
soon can we do this?
915
00:43:19,597 --> 00:43:22,500
- How soon can you be at my lab?
916
00:43:22,500 --> 00:43:24,569
- Color me gone, and pink.
917
00:43:26,071 --> 00:43:29,440
(deep tense music)
918
00:43:29,440 --> 00:43:31,643
(spacecraft roaring)
919
00:43:31,643 --> 00:43:34,813
(tense ominous music)
920
00:43:43,354 --> 00:43:45,456
(computer laughs)
921
00:43:45,456 --> 00:43:47,492
- Ah!
922
00:43:47,492 --> 00:43:49,427
(spacecraft swooshes)
923
00:43:49,427 --> 00:43:52,764
(wind whipping)
924
00:43:52,764 --> 00:43:55,466
- A tall-stack
snack. Where are you?
925
00:43:56,835 --> 00:43:59,671
A little something for
good luck tomorrow.
926
00:43:59,671 --> 00:44:01,072
Not that you're gonna need it.
927
00:44:02,207 --> 00:44:04,876
And uh, show you
how much I love you.
928
00:44:07,278 --> 00:44:08,279
Bev, honey?
929
00:44:10,515 --> 00:44:12,283
My tall-stack snack.
930
00:44:15,120 --> 00:44:16,888
Where are you?
931
00:44:16,888 --> 00:44:19,557
(wind whipping)
932
00:44:21,026 --> 00:44:22,694
There you are.
933
00:44:22,694 --> 00:44:25,596
(intriguing music)
934
00:44:28,499 --> 00:44:31,636
- Not who you were
expecting, huh?
935
00:44:31,636 --> 00:44:33,138
- What the hell is this?
936
00:44:33,138 --> 00:44:35,406
- The edge I needed.
937
00:44:35,406 --> 00:44:37,408
- Oh, this is not good.
938
00:44:37,408 --> 00:44:39,711
You don't know what
you're messing with.
939
00:44:39,711 --> 00:44:42,748
- I do, and I love it.
940
00:44:42,748 --> 00:44:45,450
I have always been
bigger than life.
941
00:44:46,617 --> 00:44:50,155
A woman eventually
grows into herself.
942
00:44:50,155 --> 00:44:54,392
I just needed a little
something to get me there.
943
00:44:54,392 --> 00:44:56,261
- You're even bigger
than she is now.
944
00:44:58,596 --> 00:45:01,266
- 60 feet and worth the climb.
945
00:45:01,266 --> 00:45:03,634
- Well wait, if, if, if
the doctors made you tall,
946
00:45:03,634 --> 00:45:06,171
then maybe they
could reverse it.
947
00:45:06,171 --> 00:45:09,875
- Why would anybody
not want this?
948
00:45:09,875 --> 00:45:12,443
- No, it is a curse. Trust me.
949
00:45:12,443 --> 00:45:16,614
- Spoken like the little
bug of a man that you are.
950
00:45:16,614 --> 00:45:19,785
- Does, does Beverly know
about this, about you?
951
00:45:19,785 --> 00:45:24,422
- Wanted to reveal myself
just before the fight.
952
00:45:24,422 --> 00:45:27,292
Watch her cower. (laughs)
953
00:45:27,292 --> 00:45:28,860
The ultimate mind fuck.
954
00:45:30,295 --> 00:45:31,462
Where is she?
955
00:45:31,462 --> 00:45:33,231
- I wish I knew.
956
00:45:33,231 --> 00:45:38,236
- She better not be a
no-show tomorrow, or else.
957
00:45:38,837 --> 00:45:39,771
- Or else, what?
958
00:45:39,771 --> 00:45:44,009
- Or else this. (screaming)
959
00:45:44,009 --> 00:45:49,014
(Anna yelling)
(buildings crashing)
960
00:46:02,160 --> 00:46:04,562
(Anna yells)
961
00:46:07,232 --> 00:46:09,034
(foot stomps)
962
00:46:09,034 --> 00:46:11,036
(Anna yells)
963
00:46:11,036 --> 00:46:14,105
(buildings crashing)
964
00:46:15,373 --> 00:46:17,708
(Anna yells)
965
00:46:17,708 --> 00:46:20,711
(adventurous music)
966
00:46:25,050 --> 00:46:27,485
(Anna yells)
967
00:46:28,419 --> 00:46:31,422
(adventurous music)
968
00:46:36,461 --> 00:46:39,664
(objects crash)
969
00:46:39,664 --> 00:46:42,067
(Anna yells)
970
00:46:44,735 --> 00:46:46,237
- And here we are, sports fans,
971
00:46:46,237 --> 00:46:48,539
the day of judgment
known around the world
972
00:46:48,539 --> 00:46:50,608
as "War of the Girlgantuas."
973
00:46:50,608 --> 00:46:53,945
Beverly Wood, Anna
Conda, an epic cat fight
974
00:46:53,945 --> 00:46:57,248
taking place right here
at Oil Beback Refinery.
975
00:46:57,248 --> 00:47:00,018
Who will be victorious
and who will be suffering
976
00:47:00,018 --> 00:47:01,920
the agony of the defetish?
977
00:47:02,787 --> 00:47:04,589
Sorry, Freudian slip there.
978
00:47:05,790 --> 00:47:08,960
Who will suffer the
agony of defeminism?
979
00:47:08,960 --> 00:47:11,296
Ah, that sounds bad too.
980
00:47:11,296 --> 00:47:12,864
Again.
981
00:47:12,864 --> 00:47:15,766
Who will be going home with
their tail between their legs?
982
00:47:16,834 --> 00:47:18,336
Eh, shit.
983
00:47:18,336 --> 00:47:20,071
Eh, fuck it. Keep it.
984
00:47:20,071 --> 00:47:21,873
Nobody cares about me anymore.
985
00:47:21,873 --> 00:47:24,409
Let's check in with our
opponents. Shall we?
986
00:47:24,409 --> 00:47:27,178
(crowd cheering)
987
00:47:35,320 --> 00:47:38,389
- I knew it. She's
too chicken to show.
988
00:47:38,389 --> 00:47:41,492
- Oh no, she's around
here somewhere.
989
00:47:42,961 --> 00:47:47,065
- Do you see her? I mean,
you can't really miss her.
990
00:47:47,065 --> 00:47:48,599
- She's here.
991
00:47:48,599 --> 00:47:50,635
All right, she's gonna show.
992
00:47:50,635 --> 00:47:52,137
She's probably
getting a pep talk
993
00:47:52,137 --> 00:47:54,372
from her little
rock digger friend.
994
00:47:54,372 --> 00:47:57,708
She's scared. You've got
the element of surprise.
995
00:47:57,708 --> 00:48:01,112
Nobody, nobody could
have expected you.
996
00:48:01,112 --> 00:48:03,348
All of you.
997
00:48:03,348 --> 00:48:06,084
- What if she doesn't
show? I'll look stupid.
998
00:48:06,084 --> 00:48:09,254
- If she doesn't, she
forfeits, and a win is a win.
999
00:48:10,455 --> 00:48:13,992
- I came here for a
glorious bloodbath!
1000
00:48:13,992 --> 00:48:16,827
This is not a
glorious bloodbath!
1001
00:48:16,827 --> 00:48:21,832
(crowd chattering)
(tense music)
1002
00:48:25,670 --> 00:48:28,339
(steam sizzles)
1003
00:48:31,042 --> 00:48:33,544
- Jack Jackson reporting
on this colossal event
1004
00:48:33,544 --> 00:48:35,213
of epic proportions,
1005
00:48:35,213 --> 00:48:37,648
breaking all reported
pay-per-view records.
1006
00:48:37,648 --> 00:48:39,985
There are a lot of freaks out
there in the home audience,
1007
00:48:39,985 --> 00:48:41,252
all tuning in for--
1008
00:48:41,252 --> 00:48:45,090
(glass clinks)
(intense music)
1009
00:48:45,090 --> 00:48:46,924
Beverly Wood, Anna Conda.
1010
00:48:46,924 --> 00:48:49,827
Who will survive, and
what will be left of them?
1011
00:48:49,827 --> 00:48:52,197
The main event starts
right here, right now.
1012
00:48:52,197 --> 00:48:53,298
Let's get to it.
1013
00:48:53,298 --> 00:48:55,466
- Hey, where the hell is she?
1014
00:48:55,466 --> 00:48:57,002
- No idea.
1015
00:48:57,002 --> 00:49:00,205
- Well find her. You know
how much is riding on this.
1016
00:49:00,205 --> 00:49:02,640
(tense music)
1017
00:49:05,043 --> 00:49:06,777
- Do you think we're
safe standing here?
1018
00:49:06,777 --> 00:49:09,247
- Absolutely, no
question about it.
1019
00:49:09,247 --> 00:49:11,416
- So, were you able
to shrink her down?
1020
00:49:11,416 --> 00:49:14,452
- Trust me, just stay with me.
1021
00:49:14,452 --> 00:49:17,522
(anticipatory music)
1022
00:49:20,525 --> 00:49:22,627
- Hope you didn't do
anything stupid, Bev.
1023
00:49:24,395 --> 00:49:26,497
- We seem to be missing
one of the girls.
1024
00:49:26,497 --> 00:49:28,366
Beverly Wood is missing.
1025
00:49:29,834 --> 00:49:33,238
- She's too scared to show
her face without a filter?
1026
00:49:33,238 --> 00:49:37,242
Come on! I wanna fight somebody?
1027
00:49:37,242 --> 00:49:39,144
Who wants to come
down and tussle?
1028
00:49:41,012 --> 00:49:42,913
I don't wanna waste
my murder mode.
1029
00:49:43,914 --> 00:49:47,252
(spacecraft roaring)
1030
00:49:47,252 --> 00:49:49,987
(daunting music)
1031
00:49:56,894 --> 00:49:59,564
(screen buzzes)
1032
00:50:00,531 --> 00:50:02,300
- Greetings, sluts.
1033
00:50:02,300 --> 00:50:04,435
I have traveled the
reaches of time and space
1034
00:50:04,435 --> 00:50:06,604
to meet the call of battle.
1035
00:50:06,604 --> 00:50:07,505
- Oh my god.
1036
00:50:09,274 --> 00:50:11,842
- I don't even know
what the hell this is,
1037
00:50:11,842 --> 00:50:14,245
but let's watch and find out.
1038
00:50:14,245 --> 00:50:17,482
- You will answer that call,
or I will hang up on your ass.
1039
00:50:17,482 --> 00:50:19,450
- Who the hell are you?
1040
00:50:19,450 --> 00:50:22,820
- I am Spa-Zor, reigning
warrior champion
1041
00:50:22,820 --> 00:50:25,456
of Buxomus and beyond.
1042
00:50:25,456 --> 00:50:27,192
- Space Whore?
1043
00:50:27,192 --> 00:50:28,693
- Fool!
1044
00:50:28,693 --> 00:50:31,296
Another slip of the tongue and
you will be choked with it,
1045
00:50:31,296 --> 00:50:33,631
for I am Spa-Zor.
1046
00:50:33,631 --> 00:50:36,234
- That's what I
said, Space Whore.
1047
00:50:36,234 --> 00:50:37,535
- Spa-Zor!
1048
00:50:37,535 --> 00:50:40,971
- Yeah, Space Whore.
1049
00:50:40,971 --> 00:50:42,573
- Insolence.
1050
00:50:42,573 --> 00:50:45,776
- In a serious turn of
events, a space whore,
1051
00:50:45,776 --> 00:50:47,612
presumably a whore from space,
1052
00:50:47,612 --> 00:50:49,947
has challenged our
lone contestant.
1053
00:50:49,947 --> 00:50:52,083
This could be pretty cool.
1054
00:50:52,083 --> 00:50:54,685
- You will accept my
challenge, or you will die.
1055
00:50:54,685 --> 00:50:57,822
Well, accept or not,
and you will die.
1056
00:50:57,822 --> 00:51:00,925
The choice is not
yours. Get it? Tramp.
1057
00:51:00,925 --> 00:51:04,629
- Shut your space whore mouth,
and get your ass down here
1058
00:51:04,629 --> 00:51:07,031
and face me like a real woman.
1059
00:51:08,199 --> 00:51:10,000
- A real woman?
1060
00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:12,503
Nay, for I am not
passive aggressive.
1061
00:51:12,503 --> 00:51:14,071
I'm aggressive aggressive.
1062
00:51:14,071 --> 00:51:16,107
- Get your ass down here.
1063
00:51:16,107 --> 00:51:21,112
- You will soon feel my wrath,
earth insect, Beverly Wood.
1064
00:51:22,480 --> 00:51:25,450
- Beverly Wood? I'm not
Beverly Wood. I'm Anna Conda.
1065
00:51:25,450 --> 00:51:28,919
- Lies. For there's only
one giant amongst your kind,
1066
00:51:28,919 --> 00:51:31,088
and it is thy, Beverly Wood.
1067
00:51:31,088 --> 00:51:34,592
- You've got the
wrong bitch, bitch.
1068
00:51:34,592 --> 00:51:36,827
- You will do battle with me,
1069
00:51:36,827 --> 00:51:39,630
or all will suffer the
consequences of your cowardice.
1070
00:51:40,565 --> 00:51:42,066
And when I win,
1071
00:51:42,066 --> 00:51:44,935
I will bring your head to
my home planet as a trophy.
1072
00:51:44,935 --> 00:51:48,273
And all your wussy
race will be enslaved.
1073
00:51:48,273 --> 00:51:51,476
Earth will bite the
big one. (laughs)
1074
00:51:52,377 --> 00:51:53,911
- And if I win?
1075
00:51:53,911 --> 00:51:54,845
- You will not.
1076
00:51:59,484 --> 00:52:01,085
- It's up to you, baby.
1077
00:52:01,085 --> 00:52:02,820
- For every 13 Earth seconds
1078
00:52:02,820 --> 00:52:04,155
you make me wait for a decision,
1079
00:52:04,155 --> 00:52:07,592
I will destroy a beloved
monument of your people.
1080
00:52:07,592 --> 00:52:11,329
- Why 13 seconds?
That's so random.
1081
00:52:11,329 --> 00:52:12,863
- Deal with it!
1082
00:52:12,863 --> 00:52:15,300
Space to Earth time
conversion is a real bitch.
1083
00:52:16,467 --> 00:52:19,770
To prove the gravity of
the situation, behold.
1084
00:52:19,770 --> 00:52:22,207
(laser buzzes)
1085
00:52:22,207 --> 00:52:24,942
(stone explodes)
1086
00:52:24,942 --> 00:52:27,212
How do you like
those space apples?
1087
00:52:28,078 --> 00:52:29,780
- I kinda like it.
1088
00:52:29,780 --> 00:52:31,316
- Time is running out.
1089
00:52:31,316 --> 00:52:33,418
- You have to listen to me.
1090
00:52:33,418 --> 00:52:37,522
I am Anna Conda,
not Beverly Wood.
1091
00:52:37,522 --> 00:52:40,525
- Three, two, one. Time's up.
1092
00:52:40,525 --> 00:52:41,492
(laser buzzes)
1093
00:52:41,492 --> 00:52:43,728
(rock explodes)
1094
00:52:43,728 --> 00:52:45,896
- It's kind of a fetish, right?
1095
00:52:45,896 --> 00:52:48,599
- Do you heed the
warrior's call?
1096
00:52:48,599 --> 00:52:52,537
- I'm thinking. 'Cause I kinda
like how you're redecorating.
1097
00:52:52,537 --> 00:52:53,804
- Three, two, one. Gotcha!
1098
00:52:56,441 --> 00:52:59,109
(rock explodes)
1099
00:52:59,109 --> 00:53:00,378
- No!
1100
00:53:00,378 --> 00:53:01,812
- Had enough?
1101
00:53:01,812 --> 00:53:04,782
- I'm telling you, you've
got the wrong girl.
1102
00:53:04,782 --> 00:53:08,319
I am Anna Conda,
not Beverly Wood.
1103
00:53:09,487 --> 00:53:12,290
- I don't care if you're
Gertrude McGillicutty.
1104
00:53:12,290 --> 00:53:14,058
Fight me or perish.
1105
00:53:14,058 --> 00:53:16,894
- You kinda gotta do it,
right? No fight, no money.
1106
00:53:18,329 --> 00:53:22,233
- This isn't about the money.
This is about saving Earth.
1107
00:53:22,233 --> 00:53:23,901
- Whatever fills
your jugs, babe.
1108
00:53:25,202 --> 00:53:29,073
- Okay, space
snatch. Let's rumble.
1109
00:53:29,073 --> 00:53:31,141
- I thought you'd never ask.
1110
00:53:31,141 --> 00:53:33,678
Whoo! Yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah.
1111
00:53:33,678 --> 00:53:35,045
(spacecraft swooshing)
1112
00:53:35,045 --> 00:53:37,815
(electricity buzzing)
1113
00:53:37,815 --> 00:53:39,417
(hands clap)
1114
00:53:39,417 --> 00:53:40,251
Shall we?
1115
00:53:41,252 --> 00:53:42,787
- Hell yeah.
1116
00:53:42,787 --> 00:53:45,890
(bold adventurous music)
1117
00:53:45,890 --> 00:53:48,559
(Anna groaning)
1118
00:53:51,429 --> 00:53:52,430
- Oh, oh my god.
1119
00:53:52,430 --> 00:53:55,733
(bold adventurous music)
1120
00:53:55,733 --> 00:53:56,901
(Spa-Zor grunts)
1121
00:53:56,901 --> 00:54:00,271
(bold adventurous music)
1122
00:54:08,346 --> 00:54:09,847
- It's the battle of the planet.
1123
00:54:09,847 --> 00:54:12,417
The battle of the planet!
1124
00:54:12,417 --> 00:54:17,422
(women grunting and groaning)
(bold adventurous music)
1125
00:54:25,129 --> 00:54:27,332
(laser hisses)
1126
00:54:27,332 --> 00:54:29,700
That's an alien thing.
That's not fair.
1127
00:54:29,700 --> 00:54:32,202
(bold adventurous music)
1128
00:54:32,202 --> 00:54:37,207
(women grunting and groaning)
(bold adventurous music)
1129
00:54:56,260 --> 00:54:57,528
(Spa-Zor grunts)
1130
00:54:57,528 --> 00:54:58,363
- Give up yet?
1131
00:54:58,363 --> 00:54:59,597
- Never!
1132
00:54:59,597 --> 00:55:01,866
- I knew you were
a dumb-ass hoe.
1133
00:55:01,866 --> 00:55:05,069
Your head is gonna look
so good above my mantle!
1134
00:55:06,236 --> 00:55:07,071
- Hey.
1135
00:55:12,743 --> 00:55:14,512
- God, your timing sucks, Bev.
1136
00:55:14,512 --> 00:55:15,913
- Get off my planet, bitch.
1137
00:55:18,115 --> 00:55:19,784
- Who the fuck are you?
1138
00:55:19,784 --> 00:55:22,453
(intense music)
1139
00:55:29,794 --> 00:55:31,962
(oil explodes)
1140
00:55:31,962 --> 00:55:33,398
(steel clangs)
1141
00:55:33,398 --> 00:55:36,066
(intense music)
1142
00:55:37,435 --> 00:55:40,170
(women grunting)
1143
00:55:46,076 --> 00:55:49,146
- Bev, I love you, Beverly.
1144
00:55:49,146 --> 00:55:50,981
I believe in you!
1145
00:55:50,981 --> 00:55:53,918
(oil sploshing)
1146
00:55:53,918 --> 00:55:57,087
(bold daunting music)
1147
00:55:59,857 --> 00:56:02,560
(women grunting)
1148
00:56:10,234 --> 00:56:11,736
Yeah!
1149
00:56:11,736 --> 00:56:14,104
(Spa-Zor cries out)
1150
00:56:14,104 --> 00:56:15,305
(Anna grunts)
1151
00:56:15,305 --> 00:56:16,874
- Girl, you're done. Tits up.
1152
00:56:18,075 --> 00:56:21,078
- You must do what
needs to be done.
1153
00:56:21,078 --> 00:56:22,212
- I promised my boyfriend
1154
00:56:22,212 --> 00:56:23,981
I wouldn't get
stupid drunk anymore.
1155
00:56:23,981 --> 00:56:26,551
- Not that, the ultimate finish.
1156
00:56:26,551 --> 00:56:28,753
- Pee in the street,
then crawl home.
1157
00:56:28,753 --> 00:56:30,821
- You dumb-ass hoes.
1158
00:56:30,821 --> 00:56:31,889
- Then what?
1159
00:56:31,889 --> 00:56:33,991
- You must end me!
1160
00:56:33,991 --> 00:56:36,761
- Here? Everyone's watching.
1161
00:56:36,761 --> 00:56:41,432
- Kill me! You have to kill
me! For the love of Petunia.
1162
00:56:41,432 --> 00:56:43,000
- Ew.
1163
00:56:43,000 --> 00:56:45,870
- Not ew, it is
the warrior's way.
1164
00:56:45,870 --> 00:56:50,875
Do not shame me by killing me
like some totally lame loser.
1165
00:56:51,609 --> 00:56:52,610
- Hold that thought.
1166
00:56:54,211 --> 00:56:55,880
What are we gonna do with her?
1167
00:56:55,880 --> 00:56:57,381
- I say we oft the bitch.
1168
00:56:57,381 --> 00:56:58,282
- Ew, harsh.
1169
00:56:59,183 --> 00:57:01,385
- [Anna] That's what she wants.
1170
00:57:01,385 --> 00:57:03,888
- What Mike taught me about
being an actually good person
1171
00:57:03,888 --> 00:57:05,623
is you can't always
get what you want.
1172
00:57:05,623 --> 00:57:07,825
- Yeah, Bev. Whoo!
1173
00:57:07,825 --> 00:57:09,293
- Holy moley, folks.
1174
00:57:09,293 --> 00:57:11,896
This was the most amazing
thing I've ever seen.
1175
00:57:11,896 --> 00:57:14,932
I don't think I'm
gonna be forgetting
about it anytime soon.
1176
00:57:14,932 --> 00:57:17,034
Are you? Of course you won't.
1177
00:57:17,034 --> 00:57:20,304
This is Jack Jackson
closing out the show here
1178
00:57:20,304 --> 00:57:22,973
at Oil Beback Refinery.
1179
00:57:22,973 --> 00:57:26,511
- All she needs is a
really good spanking.
1180
00:57:26,511 --> 00:57:28,012
- I think you're right.
1181
00:57:28,012 --> 00:57:29,580
(hands slapping)
1182
00:57:29,580 --> 00:57:32,750
(spacecraft whirring)
1183
00:57:33,984 --> 00:57:35,219
Good riddance.
1184
00:57:36,086 --> 00:57:37,722
- Yay, Earth. (laughs)
1185
00:57:37,722 --> 00:57:39,023
(Dennis laughs)
1186
00:57:39,023 --> 00:57:39,857
Mm.
1187
00:57:39,857 --> 00:57:41,526
- Oh really now?
1188
00:57:41,526 --> 00:57:43,293
- That was one and done.
1189
00:57:43,293 --> 00:57:47,464
I'm just so happy to be
living another day. (laughs)
1190
00:57:47,464 --> 00:57:48,799
- I'll allow it.
1191
00:57:48,799 --> 00:57:51,702
- Congratulations! (laughs)
1192
00:57:51,702 --> 00:57:53,303
You know what just came to me?
1193
00:57:53,303 --> 00:57:57,141
I think I can get you two
double-booked in Vegas.
1194
00:57:58,342 --> 00:58:00,077
- That's what happens
when friends set aside
1195
00:58:00,077 --> 00:58:01,746
their differences, right?
1196
00:58:01,746 --> 00:58:03,147
- Are we friends now?
1197
00:58:03,147 --> 00:58:05,850
- Yes. Best of besties.
1198
00:58:05,850 --> 00:58:08,018
- Yay, I've never had one!
1199
00:58:10,555 --> 00:58:12,857
- Great job, ladies.
1200
00:58:12,857 --> 00:58:15,092
I am so proud of both of you.
1201
00:58:16,293 --> 00:58:19,964
Hey everyone, we're
all gonna get laid.
1202
00:58:19,964 --> 00:58:21,632
(oil wells explode)
1203
00:58:21,632 --> 00:58:24,969
(bold orchestral music)
1204
00:58:30,675 --> 00:58:34,979
* Beverly, Beverly
1205
00:58:34,979 --> 00:58:39,183
* Why can't you see
1206
00:58:39,183 --> 00:58:43,187
* Beverly, oh Beverly
1207
00:58:43,187 --> 00:58:47,792
* Play tricks on me
1208
00:58:47,792 --> 00:58:49,894
* How can I leave it
1209
00:58:49,894 --> 00:58:54,899
* Something's got a hold on me
1210
00:58:56,166 --> 00:58:58,368
* 'Cause I can
count your kisses *
1211
00:58:58,368 --> 00:59:03,307
* One, one, two, three
1212
00:59:05,409 --> 00:59:10,414
* Girlfriend, play
house with me *
1213
00:59:14,251 --> 00:59:19,256
* Girlfriend, doctor,
nurse we'll be *
1214
00:59:22,893 --> 00:59:27,898
* Girlfriend, stay with me
1215
00:59:30,534 --> 00:59:33,704
* Beverly, oh Beverly
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