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CHRIS:
In all the years of school,
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there was nothing I loved
better than summer vacation,
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and the next best thing
was spring break.
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Free at last!
Free at last!
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Thank God Almighty,
we're free at last!
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Greg?
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It's spring break,
not the end of racism.
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Well, I'm celebrating now,
'cause once I get up
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to Lake Winnipesaukee
with my mom and dad,
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it's not going to be good.
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I thought your
parents split up.
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They did, but neither one
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will give up the time share,
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so I taking the bus
to meet them
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for a weekend of fishing
and drinking and fighting.
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Don't forget crying.
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See you next week.
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* Free falling
Now I'm free falling *
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Hey, want to grab a bite?
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Nah, I got to get home.
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We're headed out
to Amityville Beach.
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My dad wants
to be on the road by 4:00.
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Well, that sounds nice.
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Hey, you're that black kid.
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Hey, you're that white janitor.
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Except for the fact
that I hate the beach.
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Last time I was there,
I got sun rash.
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( man singing in Italian
on car stereo )
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Man, cool ride.
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Thanks.
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It's my cousin's.
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350 cubic inch engine,
240 horsepower, huh?
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What I have to do
to get a car like this?
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Steal it.
Want to take it for a spin?
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You serious?
Sure.
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Five bucks.
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He was like the Don "Magic"
Juan of Camaros.
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Now, it's a stick shift.
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Make sure you keep
the clutch in.
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Right? Nice, huh?
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( engine revving )
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( tires squealing )
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( Greg grunts, thudding )
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( grunting )
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White man down!
White man down!
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Oh, man.
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Greg, you okay?
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Who taught you
how to drive?
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Halle Berry.
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( panting )
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Okay, let's get him
in the trunk.
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What?!
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Look, I got a rap sheet
as long as your arm.
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My PO thinks
that I hit this kid,
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I'm going back to jail
for another 20 years.
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( groaning )
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I'll take care of it.
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You mean, take care, take care?
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No! I'll-- I'll...
I'll take him to the hospital,
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and they'll take care of him.
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All right, I'm counting on you.
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As long as nobody talks,
we won't have any problems.
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He should be
a marriage counselor.
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Greg?
Oh.
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( engine revving )
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Greg? Wake up.
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( tires squealing )
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Look, Greg, wake up.
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( groans )
Wake up, Greg!
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Aw!
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Dude, you hit me with a car.
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Sounds like the title
of an Ashton Kutcher movie.
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( groaning )
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* Oh, make it funky now *
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CHRIS:
After running Greg down,
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my biggest concern
was getting him to shut up.
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This is just great.
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Just because I didn't want
to spend the week arguing
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didn't mean I wanted
to get hit by a car.
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That'll teach you
to be more specific.
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Be quiet! I did not hit you.
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Uh, yeah, you did.
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Shh!
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Gregory?
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I spoke with the doctor, and
he says you can't be released
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unless you have an
adult to take you home.
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Well, are my parents coming
to get me?
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Well... no.
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The hospital
can keep you
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for up to four days,
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and your parents'
vacation is for five.
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They think you're
in good hands here,
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and so they'll pick
you up on Friday.
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* Hold me now *
Great.
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Ms. Morello, can I talk to you
for a minute?
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* Oh, oh, hold my heart *
I'll be right back.
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So, where were we?
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Oh, that's right.
You were trying to explain
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how you didn't run me over.
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No, I didn't.
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So that wasn't you
behind the steering wheel
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when my face smashed up
against the windshield?
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No, because if I had hit you,
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that meant
I was driving someone's car.
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And that someone would go
to jail
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for a really, really,
really long time if we snitched.
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So not only would
you be hurt,
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but he would
be hurt, also,
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and don't you think enough
people have been hurt already?
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Okay, I get it.
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You didn't hit me.
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Spoken just like Tina Turner.
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Thank you.
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You're welcome.
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But, uh, just between
you and me...
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I know it was you, Chris.
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I know it was you.
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( indistinct voice
over intercom )
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( sucking air through teeth )
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While I was making it clear
that I didn't hit Greg,
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my family was getting ready
to hit the road.
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When are we leaving?
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We'll head for the beach
as soon as Chris gets home.
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Can't we just leave him?
No.
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Can you just leave me?
I hate the sand.
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I don't know where
it comes from,
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and it gets into places
you can't get it out of.
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Like broke cousins.
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What? When?
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I'm going to bury you
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in the sand at low tide
if you don't shut up.
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Nobody wants to go on this
stupid trip besides you.
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That's enough, you two.
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(sighs)
Oh!
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Is everything okay?
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No. Chris is at the hospital.
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What?!
He's fine.
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Greg was involved in a
hit-and-run accident.
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Oh, that's good.
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His leg is broken.
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I'm gonna have to
go pick them up.
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All right. Kids, take this
and all your stuff to the car.
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( sighs )
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We were supposed to be leaving
for Amityville.
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She doesn't want
to go to Amityville.
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I know, baby,
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but maybe you guys should
go ahead without us.
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Told you.
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What? We've been saving up
for this trip for weeks.
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I know, baby,
but you know what?
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Greg's parents
are out of town,
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and he'll have to stay
in the hospital
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a whole week if
I don't get him.
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I'm disappointed,
Chris is disappointed.
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It's horrible.
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In other words,
she doesn't want to go.
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Are you sure?
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Yes, I'm sure.
Go ahead.
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You guys enjoy yourself
at the beach.
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Love you. Bye.
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( overlapping shouting )
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I'm gonna
miss you.
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No, she won't.
Bye.
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TONYA:
Ma, tell him, Black
people go to the beach.
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DREW:
Ma, they don't. Can I just
stay with you? I can't...
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Call Dr. Graham,
get ER One prepped.
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Ah, my toe!
Ah, my foot!
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Okay, move it, people.
D-fib standing by.
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I need 10cc's of...
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Stat! Let's move it!
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Mm.
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What's going on?
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The Uncle of Sam
got somebody else.
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You mean the Son of Sam?
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Nah, they got him.
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This is the Uncle of Sam.
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He doesn't kill people--
he chokes them.
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GREG:
He chokes people?
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Unconscious.
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Over seven people so far.
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Yup, that mole still lives.
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All right, baby, now,
that's gonna itch,
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but you'll get
used to it.
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Unlike that mole.
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What?
Nothing.
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That mole is so big,
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SAG made us give it
a screen credit.
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So it's cool.
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My mom said you
can stay with us.
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Well, what about your vacation?
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Nobody wanted to go on
that stupid trip but Tonya.
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Drew doesn't like the
sand, I get sun rash,
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and ever since my mom saw Jaws
and The Amityville Horror,
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she won't step
foot on Long Island.
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Later, I found out
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that just because
Greg and I weren't talking
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didn't mean nobody was asking.
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Gregory,
this officer needs
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to ask you a
few questions.
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Son, do you know
who hit you?
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Uh...
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Was it a Black guy?
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Um, Greg's pretty tired.
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I think maybe
we should do this later.
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I know you're probably
still in shock,
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but I'd like you to take
a look at a few guys,
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see if you recognize
anybody.
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Oh, my.
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I don't think
it was any of these guys.
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What about this one?
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Looks pretty mean.
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Hey, man, I work here.
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Hey, sweetie,
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you need something?
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Yeah, Greg's gonna need
a bedpan.
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Oh, okay.
I'm gonna need everybody
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to step out a minute, please.
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Now, let's go, boys.
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Don't worry, kid.
We'll catch this guy.
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You have my word.
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And I'll be
right back, okay?
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So, try and hold it,
'cause I need my gloves.
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( sighs )
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Man, this is messed up.
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That's okay.
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We've survived worse things.
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Remember that time we survived
those Cuban drug runners?
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Where's the drugs?!
(loud buzzing)
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We don't have any Coke,
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but there's a Pepsi machine
downstairs.
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( man shouting in Spanish )
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( chain saw buzzing,
indistinct shouting )
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Yeah, and remember that time
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we got captured by
those Vietnamese guys?
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( helicopter blades whirring )
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( laughter )
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Mow!
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( grunts )
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Mow! Mow!
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Come on!
Go ahead, Greg. Go ahead.
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Mow.
( grunts )
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( man laughs )
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It's gonna be okay.
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It's gonna be all right.
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Mow!
( laughter )
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Go ahead.
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( laughter )
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Go fish.
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Mow!
Mow!
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( grunts )
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Remember that time
we took out that mobster?
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Leave the gun.
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Take the Pop Tarts.
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Yeah, we've had
some pretty crazy times.
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Yeah. We have.
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Hey.
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So, you ready?
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Are you ever ready for that?
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Even though Greg's condition
was better,
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our situation seemed
like it kept getting worse.
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All I'm saying
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is the police better
find him before I do.
263
00:09:26,067 --> 00:09:28,000
My poor son got
one little friend,
264
00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:30,067
and somebody got the
nerve to try to kill him?
265
00:09:30,067 --> 00:09:31,267
Oh, no.
266
00:09:31,267 --> 00:09:32,868
Maybe the driver
didn't see him.
267
00:09:32,868 --> 00:09:34,367
Maybe he shouldn't
have been driving.
268
00:09:34,367 --> 00:09:35,367
That's right.
269
00:09:35,367 --> 00:09:36,968
No excuses.
270
00:09:36,968 --> 00:09:38,200
They better
not find him,
271
00:09:38,200 --> 00:09:39,701
'cause if they do,
I'm going to jail.
272
00:09:39,701 --> 00:09:41,968
She didn't get that upset
when I got shot.
273
00:09:41,968 --> 00:09:43,033
( thunder crashing )
274
00:09:43,033 --> 00:09:44,634
Ooh, we better get
inside, you guys.
275
00:09:44,634 --> 00:09:46,534
It sounds
like rain.
276
00:09:46,534 --> 00:09:49,133
( rain falling )
277
00:09:49,133 --> 00:09:52,467
Wow, there was no rain
in the forecast.
278
00:09:52,467 --> 00:09:53,734
( thunder crashing )
279
00:09:53,734 --> 00:09:55,901
Great, can we go home now?
280
00:09:55,901 --> 00:09:57,434
No, we're not
going anywhere.
281
00:09:57,434 --> 00:09:58,801
I paid for the motel.
282
00:09:58,801 --> 00:10:00,100
We're gonna stay
in the motel.
283
00:10:00,100 --> 00:10:01,234
Besides,
284
00:10:01,234 --> 00:10:02,701
it's probably
just a passing cloud.
285
00:10:02,701 --> 00:10:04,567
That's what they said
about Katrina.
286
00:10:04,567 --> 00:10:06,667
It better be.
287
00:10:06,667 --> 00:10:09,667
( thunder crashing )
288
00:10:10,767 --> 00:10:12,701
( thunder crashing loudly )
289
00:10:13,934 --> 00:10:15,734
Not only was it raining
at the beach,
290
00:10:15,734 --> 00:10:18,434
back at home,
it was raining on my parade.
291
00:10:18,434 --> 00:10:20,167
Chris.
292
00:10:20,167 --> 00:10:22,033
You guys need to
eat so we can go.
293
00:10:22,033 --> 00:10:23,033
Go where?
294
00:10:23,033 --> 00:10:24,334
To the police station.
295
00:10:24,334 --> 00:10:25,400
They called
and said they
296
00:10:25,400 --> 00:10:26,667
have a suspect
in custody.
297
00:10:26,667 --> 00:10:28,701
A witness gave
a pretty good description.
298
00:10:31,300 --> 00:10:32,667
A witness?
A witness?
299
00:10:32,667 --> 00:10:34,868
The bad part
about committing a crime
300
00:10:34,868 --> 00:10:37,067
is that you're paying attention
to the crime.
301
00:10:37,067 --> 00:10:38,300
Give me your money.
302
00:10:38,300 --> 00:10:41,000
And not to who
is watching you do it.
303
00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:42,133
( gun cocking )
304
00:10:42,133 --> 00:10:44,567
You hear something?
305
00:10:44,567 --> 00:10:47,701
Down at the precinct, somebody
was about to get fingered,
306
00:10:47,701 --> 00:10:50,100
and I was praying it
wasn't going to be me.
307
00:10:50,100 --> 00:10:51,834
Okay, you guys sit
down right here.
308
00:10:51,834 --> 00:10:53,267
I'll be right back.
309
00:10:56,701 --> 00:10:58,968
Dude, that's
the janitor.
310
00:10:58,968 --> 00:11:01,133
Where?
There.
311
00:11:01,133 --> 00:11:02,501
Oh, my God.
312
00:11:02,501 --> 00:11:04,167
Oh, my God,
oh, my God, oh, no.
313
00:11:04,167 --> 00:11:05,400
What's wrong?
314
00:11:05,400 --> 00:11:07,067
Remember when I said
if we talked
315
00:11:07,067 --> 00:11:08,167
someone would go to jail?
316
00:11:08,167 --> 00:11:09,567
He's that someone.
317
00:11:09,567 --> 00:11:11,200
It was his car.
318
00:11:13,968 --> 00:11:15,701
GREG:
Wait, dude,
I don't get this.
319
00:11:15,701 --> 00:11:17,334
Your mom said they
had someone in custody.
320
00:11:17,334 --> 00:11:19,567
He's in disguise,
but he's not in custody.
321
00:11:19,567 --> 00:11:21,167
Wait,
322
00:11:21,167 --> 00:11:22,901
so if they didn't
arrest me
323
00:11:22,901 --> 00:11:24,467
and they didn't
arrest him,
324
00:11:24,467 --> 00:11:26,534
who did they arrest?
325
00:11:26,534 --> 00:11:28,501
Number three,
step forward.
326
00:11:32,167 --> 00:11:34,267
Chris, isn't that
your wrestling coach?
327
00:11:34,267 --> 00:11:37,000
I guess that answers
who they arrested.
328
00:11:42,434 --> 00:11:44,067
CHRIS:
An important lesson to learn:
329
00:11:44,067 --> 00:11:46,400
if you don't want
to be accused of a crime,
330
00:11:46,400 --> 00:11:48,234
don't have a twin
who's a criminal.
331
00:11:48,234 --> 00:11:49,567
Why'd you arrest
our coach?
332
00:11:49,567 --> 00:11:50,868
The witness
described the car
333
00:11:50,868 --> 00:11:52,100
she saw leaving
the scene.
334
00:11:52,100 --> 00:11:53,434
He's the owner
of the car
335
00:11:53,434 --> 00:11:55,434
that matched
that description.
336
00:11:55,434 --> 00:11:57,067
Well, that's not
the guy who hit me.
337
00:11:57,067 --> 00:11:58,300
Well, maybe he is.
338
00:11:58,300 --> 00:12:00,033
Does this jog your
memory, Greg?
339
00:12:02,133 --> 00:12:03,634
No.
340
00:12:03,634 --> 00:12:05,133
How about now?
341
00:12:09,434 --> 00:12:12,100
No, it's not
Coach Brantley.
342
00:12:12,100 --> 00:12:13,934
It's not any of those guys.
343
00:12:13,934 --> 00:12:15,767
I told you I didn't know.
344
00:12:15,767 --> 00:12:18,767
So, you saw him,
but just didn't know him?
345
00:12:18,767 --> 00:12:20,000
This is good.
346
00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:21,234
You're starting
to remember.
347
00:12:21,234 --> 00:12:22,734
Let's get you with
our sketch artist,
348
00:12:22,734 --> 00:12:25,968
and you can describe what
the driver looks like.
349
00:12:29,734 --> 00:12:30,767
DETECTIVE:
Let's go.
350
00:12:32,100 --> 00:12:34,267
I was afraid the police
had broke Greg
351
00:12:34,267 --> 00:12:36,767
and he described
his hit and run driver: me.
352
00:12:36,767 --> 00:12:39,167
Uh, I need to go
to the bathroom.
353
00:12:39,167 --> 00:12:41,767
This was back in the '80s
when going to the bathroom
354
00:12:41,767 --> 00:12:44,033
in police stations
was still safe.
355
00:12:45,767 --> 00:12:47,334
Come on, we
need to talk.
356
00:12:47,334 --> 00:12:48,868
What happened?
357
00:12:48,868 --> 00:12:50,901
Look, there's nothing
to worry about.
358
00:12:50,901 --> 00:12:52,267
You sure about that?
359
00:12:52,267 --> 00:12:54,234
Yeah.
360
00:12:54,234 --> 00:12:55,901
I mean, I know
that there are people
361
00:12:55,901 --> 00:12:58,133
that would be very upset
if they were ever implicated
362
00:12:58,133 --> 00:13:00,901
in any way in my accidental
car accident.
363
00:13:00,901 --> 00:13:01,968
CHRIS:
Yeah, and if we
364
00:13:01,968 --> 00:13:03,934
knew anything, which we don't,
365
00:13:03,934 --> 00:13:05,734
we wouldn't talk,
which we haven't.
366
00:13:08,200 --> 00:13:09,634
There you are.
367
00:13:09,634 --> 00:13:10,801
Can you believe this?
368
00:13:10,801 --> 00:13:12,968
Yeah... uh, no, no.
369
00:13:12,968 --> 00:13:14,100
What happened
in there?
370
00:13:14,100 --> 00:13:15,367
It's crazy.
371
00:13:15,367 --> 00:13:17,801
These cops, they drag me
down here, talking about
372
00:13:17,801 --> 00:13:19,467
I ran some kid over
outside the school.
373
00:13:19,467 --> 00:13:20,467
That's nuts.
374
00:13:20,467 --> 00:13:21,501
I got a nice ride.
375
00:13:21,501 --> 00:13:23,200
I want to hit a kid,
I'll punch him
376
00:13:23,200 --> 00:13:25,133
in the face, I'm not
gonna dent my car.
377
00:13:25,133 --> 00:13:27,667
You know, those cops
are crazy, cuz.
378
00:13:27,667 --> 00:13:29,901
They bring you down here
for nothing.
379
00:13:29,901 --> 00:13:32,400
Twenty-nine times
I get arrested.
380
00:13:32,400 --> 00:13:33,601
For nothing.
381
00:13:33,601 --> 00:13:35,300
You and DMX.
382
00:13:35,300 --> 00:13:36,968
Yeah, it's crazy.
383
00:13:36,968 --> 00:13:39,000
What are you guys
doing here?
384
00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:40,167
I don't know.
385
00:13:40,167 --> 00:13:41,801
We're here with my mom.
386
00:13:41,801 --> 00:13:44,000
She's thinking
about applying for a job
387
00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:46,033
as a crossing guard.
Yeah.
388
00:13:46,033 --> 00:13:47,801
Well, if kids are
getting run over
389
00:13:47,801 --> 00:13:50,200
outside the school,
they need one.
390
00:13:50,200 --> 00:13:51,200
We got to go.
391
00:13:51,200 --> 00:13:52,968
So, what did you
tell the cops?
392
00:13:52,968 --> 00:13:54,133
Don't worry.
393
00:13:54,133 --> 00:13:55,834
I described a guy
they'll never find.
394
00:13:55,834 --> 00:13:59,133
Man, I didn't hit a kid
with a car.
395
00:13:59,133 --> 00:14:00,534
This is New York City.
396
00:14:00,534 --> 00:14:02,367
I take the subway everywhere
or I walk.
397
00:14:02,367 --> 00:14:04,000
I don't even drive.
398
00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:05,901
Isn't that
Kristoff St. John?
399
00:14:05,901 --> 00:14:07,634
Yep.
That's not him.
400
00:14:07,634 --> 00:14:09,167
That guy...
401
00:14:09,167 --> 00:14:11,534
is this guy.
402
00:14:11,534 --> 00:14:13,167
I'm telling you,
it's not him.
403
00:14:13,167 --> 00:14:14,234
I must have
been nervous.
404
00:14:14,234 --> 00:14:15,434
Take another look.
405
00:14:17,767 --> 00:14:19,734
Kristoff St. John
didn't hit me.
406
00:14:19,734 --> 00:14:21,334
Yeah, he's right,
that's not him.
407
00:14:21,334 --> 00:14:23,868
Boy, I thought you said
you didn't see anything.
408
00:14:23,868 --> 00:14:25,133
Yeah, dummy.
409
00:14:25,133 --> 00:14:28,200
Oh, now that I think about it,
it's kind of
410
00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:29,767
all coming back.
411
00:14:29,767 --> 00:14:32,734
As I came around the corner,
I think I might
412
00:14:32,734 --> 00:14:34,167
have caught a glimpse
of the driver.
413
00:14:34,167 --> 00:14:37,000
Well, let's get you
with the sketch artist.
414
00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:39,067
Jesse from All My Children,
you're next.
415
00:14:40,367 --> 00:14:42,200
So, what, uh,
does this mean
416
00:14:42,200 --> 00:14:44,334
that Kristoff St. John
is innocent?
417
00:14:44,334 --> 00:14:45,634
I'm afraid so.
418
00:14:48,501 --> 00:14:50,167
Hold on a moment, Greg.
419
00:14:50,167 --> 00:14:52,634
( groaning )
420
00:14:53,367 --> 00:14:54,634
Kristoff!
421
00:14:56,300 --> 00:14:57,934
Can I get your autograph?!
422
00:14:57,934 --> 00:14:59,767
I am your biggest fan!
423
00:14:59,767 --> 00:15:01,567
While I was dodging
another bullet,
424
00:15:01,567 --> 00:15:04,100
raindrops kept falling
on my father's head.
425
00:15:04,100 --> 00:15:05,434
This place
is amazing.
426
00:15:05,434 --> 00:15:07,234
They got free shampoo,
conditioner and soap.
427
00:15:07,234 --> 00:15:08,267
It was kind
of hard
428
00:15:08,267 --> 00:15:09,367
to go to the bathroom
429
00:15:09,367 --> 00:15:11,100
with that strip of paper
across the seat.
430
00:15:11,100 --> 00:15:13,601
I did it, though.
431
00:15:13,601 --> 00:15:15,200
( whirring, creaking )
432
00:15:15,200 --> 00:15:16,968
This is great.
433
00:15:16,968 --> 00:15:19,634
Dad, we got to get one of these.
434
00:15:19,634 --> 00:15:21,834
This is the worst vacation ever.
435
00:15:21,834 --> 00:15:23,534
We haven't even seen the beach.
436
00:15:23,534 --> 00:15:24,734
I'm sorry, baby.
437
00:15:24,734 --> 00:15:26,801
If I could, I would bring
the beach inside.
438
00:15:31,367 --> 00:15:34,267
My father's spring break
had gotten rained out,
439
00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:37,300
and my mother was enjoying
being stretched out.
440
00:15:37,300 --> 00:15:39,234
( phone rings )
441
00:15:42,067 --> 00:15:43,300
Hello?
442
00:15:43,300 --> 00:15:44,434
Rochelle, it's me.
443
00:15:44,434 --> 00:15:46,901
Hey, baby.
444
00:15:49,267 --> 00:15:50,934
What's wrong?
445
00:15:50,934 --> 00:15:53,367
It's been raining ever since we
got here, that's what's wrong.
446
00:15:53,367 --> 00:15:55,267
This is the worst vacation ever.
447
00:15:55,267 --> 00:15:57,767
Oh, baby, that's too bad.
448
00:15:57,767 --> 00:15:59,868
I feel like packing up
and coming home tonight.
449
00:15:59,868 --> 00:16:01,100
( grunting )
450
00:16:01,100 --> 00:16:02,200
No, no, no, no.
451
00:16:02,200 --> 00:16:03,767
No, no, don't do that.
452
00:16:03,767 --> 00:16:06,033
Why not?
Because she's on vacation
from you.
453
00:16:06,033 --> 00:16:09,968
Well, maybe you should travel
during the day when it clears.
454
00:16:09,968 --> 00:16:13,334
And I-I'm sure the kids
are having a great time.
455
00:16:13,334 --> 00:16:15,133
She's on vacation
from them, too.
456
00:16:15,133 --> 00:16:16,567
Dad, there's
something wrong
457
00:16:16,567 --> 00:16:18,167
with the sea turtle
you got me.
458
00:16:18,167 --> 00:16:20,234
It's not a sea turtle;
it's a tortoise.
459
00:16:20,234 --> 00:16:21,834
Turtle, tortoise...
you know how hard
460
00:16:21,834 --> 00:16:23,467
it was for me to
catch that thing?
461
00:16:23,467 --> 00:16:26,734
Well, it couldn't have
been moving that fast.
462
00:16:26,734 --> 00:16:27,801
That's it.
463
00:16:27,801 --> 00:16:29,067
I'll see you in the morning.
464
00:16:29,067 --> 00:16:31,033
No, no, wait, wait,
baby, baby...
465
00:16:31,033 --> 00:16:33,534
( dial tone droning )
466
00:16:33,534 --> 00:16:36,334
After I talked to the cops,
I was hoping they
467
00:16:36,334 --> 00:16:38,167
were drawing
a whole new conclusion.
468
00:16:38,167 --> 00:16:41,133
Man, I hope this is over.
Trust me.
469
00:16:41,133 --> 00:16:44,434
Unlike you, I described a guy
they'll never be able to find.
470
00:16:44,434 --> 00:16:46,400
Kristoff St. John.
471
00:16:48,834 --> 00:16:50,367
Thanks for making me
breakfast, Chris,
472
00:16:50,367 --> 00:16:53,200
but can you go down to Doc's
and get some orange juice?
473
00:16:53,200 --> 00:16:55,367
I hate to ask, but, you know,
474
00:16:55,367 --> 00:16:57,634
I can't walk.
And you won't be able to eat
475
00:16:57,634 --> 00:17:00,000
when I hit you upside the head
with the frying pan.
476
00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:01,100
It's raining.
477
00:17:01,100 --> 00:17:02,501
Dude,
you hit me
478
00:17:02,501 --> 00:17:04,200
with a car, broke my leg,
479
00:17:04,200 --> 00:17:05,868
and then made me lie
to the cops.
480
00:17:05,868 --> 00:17:09,968
I think the least you can do
is get me some OJ.
481
00:17:09,968 --> 00:17:11,334
Fine.
482
00:17:11,334 --> 00:17:13,334
( knocking on door )
483
00:17:14,667 --> 00:17:16,601
DETECTIVE:
Ah, good.
484
00:17:16,601 --> 00:17:18,501
We found that guy you described.
485
00:17:18,501 --> 00:17:20,868
Oh, no, the cops got Jesse!
486
00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:28,400
I did what I could so nobody
got taken down,
487
00:17:28,400 --> 00:17:30,400
and in the end,
I got caught up.
488
00:17:30,400 --> 00:17:31,601
This is bad.
489
00:17:31,601 --> 00:17:34,100
I can't let some guy go
to jail for what I did.
490
00:17:34,100 --> 00:17:36,200
I got to turn myself in.
Hang on, Chris.
491
00:17:36,200 --> 00:17:37,367
Let's think about this.
492
00:17:37,367 --> 00:17:39,167
If you turn yourself in,
you'll go to jail
493
00:17:39,167 --> 00:17:40,801
for hitting me,
the janitor will go back
494
00:17:40,801 --> 00:17:42,667
to prison for leaving
the scene of a crime,
495
00:17:42,667 --> 00:17:44,701
and I'll go to jail
for lying to the police.
496
00:17:44,701 --> 00:17:46,200
What about the guy
they arrested, huh?
497
00:17:46,200 --> 00:17:47,868
Do we just let his
life get ruined
498
00:17:47,868 --> 00:17:49,534
and we go about
with our happy lives?
499
00:17:49,534 --> 00:17:52,167
I wouldn't call it happy,
but I know what you mean.
500
00:17:52,167 --> 00:17:53,200
Yes.
501
00:17:53,200 --> 00:17:55,400
No, I can't do this.
502
00:17:55,400 --> 00:17:57,300
Excuse me, Officer,
I got something I need
503
00:17:57,300 --> 00:17:58,534
to tell you.
Just a second.
504
00:17:58,534 --> 00:17:59,801
They're bringing
the guy in now.
505
00:17:59,801 --> 00:18:01,868
There he is.
506
00:18:01,868 --> 00:18:04,100
( man screaming )
507
00:18:04,100 --> 00:18:05,834
You'll never take me alive!
508
00:18:07,634 --> 00:18:10,167
( gun firing )
509
00:18:12,434 --> 00:18:14,701
I thought the truth
would set me free,
510
00:18:14,701 --> 00:18:17,434
but instead,
it darn near got me killed.
511
00:18:19,701 --> 00:18:21,667
Chris, the city
of New York
512
00:18:21,667 --> 00:18:23,067
owes you a debt
of gratitude.
513
00:18:23,067 --> 00:18:25,167
Your description of Greg's
hit and run assailant
514
00:18:25,167 --> 00:18:27,167
led us to the Uncle of Sam.
515
00:18:27,167 --> 00:18:28,634
The serial choker?
516
00:18:28,634 --> 00:18:30,534
Yes, ma'am,
but he was escalating.
517
00:18:30,534 --> 00:18:32,901
He went from choking
to plowing down.
518
00:18:32,901 --> 00:18:34,267
Who knows what
was next?
519
00:18:34,267 --> 00:18:35,868
You're a brave
kid, Chris.
520
00:18:35,868 --> 00:18:37,133
No, I'm not.
521
00:18:37,133 --> 00:18:40,067
While the Uncle of Sam
got sent up the river,
522
00:18:40,067 --> 00:18:42,434
my father drove home
in the rain.
523
00:18:51,701 --> 00:18:53,634
( birds twittering )
524
00:18:58,300 --> 00:19:01,167
Ain't this about a...
525
00:19:01,167 --> 00:19:03,100
After all was said and done,
526
00:19:03,100 --> 00:19:05,601
Greg had something
to say about what we did.
527
00:19:05,601 --> 00:19:07,200
Hey, man, what's
the matter?
528
00:19:07,200 --> 00:19:08,834
We put the wrong man
in jail.
529
00:19:08,834 --> 00:19:09,968
Wrong man?
530
00:19:09,968 --> 00:19:11,367
He was a serial choker.
531
00:19:11,367 --> 00:19:12,634
Yeah, but he
didn't hit me
532
00:19:12,634 --> 00:19:14,000
with the car;
you did.
533
00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:16,467
Okay, so I hit you with
the car, but if I hadn't,
534
00:19:16,467 --> 00:19:18,334
they would have never
caught the Uncle of Sam,
535
00:19:18,334 --> 00:19:19,567
so we did a good thing.
536
00:19:19,567 --> 00:19:20,767
Yeah, I guess.
537
00:19:20,767 --> 00:19:22,167
The more important
thing is
538
00:19:22,167 --> 00:19:23,167
we got away with it.
539
00:19:23,167 --> 00:19:24,534
No, we didn't.
Yeah, we did.
540
00:19:24,534 --> 00:19:26,667
Nobody knows but me and you.
And your mother.
541
00:19:26,667 --> 00:19:28,400
She doesn't know anything.
Yeah, she does.
542
00:19:28,400 --> 00:19:30,167
She's standing behind
me, isn't she?
543
00:19:30,167 --> 00:19:31,567
Yep.
544
00:19:34,033 --> 00:19:37,033
( Greg speaks quietly )
545
00:19:37,033 --> 00:19:38,367
( crashing, Greg groaning )
546
00:19:38,367 --> 00:19:40,701
GREG:
Oh, God. I'm okay.
547
00:19:40,701 --> 00:19:42,300
You're the one who hit Greg?
548
00:19:42,300 --> 00:19:43,634
It was an accident.
549
00:19:43,634 --> 00:19:45,734
Why didn't you
just tell the truth?
550
00:19:45,734 --> 00:19:47,133
'Cause it
was someone else's car.
551
00:19:47,133 --> 00:19:48,367
I thought they'd go to jail.
552
00:19:48,367 --> 00:19:50,934
Hitting someone with a car
is not illegal.
553
00:19:50,934 --> 00:19:53,167
Lying to the police is.
554
00:19:53,167 --> 00:19:55,834
Ma, I know you're mad,
555
00:19:55,834 --> 00:19:57,300
but it's over.
556
00:19:57,300 --> 00:19:58,334
It all worked out.
557
00:19:58,334 --> 00:19:59,434
It's not a big deal.
558
00:20:00,968 --> 00:20:04,000
You broke your friend's leg,
you both lied to the police,
559
00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:06,267
we were in the middle
of a police shootout
560
00:20:06,267 --> 00:20:08,067
with a serial choker,
561
00:20:08,067 --> 00:20:09,767
and you don't think
it's a big deal?
562
00:20:09,767 --> 00:20:11,901
Not in Bed-Stuy.
563
00:20:11,901 --> 00:20:13,734
Is it a big deal now?
564
00:20:17,133 --> 00:20:20,334
So, what did they
get you for?
565
00:20:20,334 --> 00:20:40,434
* Everybody hates Chris *
566
00:20:40,434 --> 00:20:42,834
* Ah, make it funky now *
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