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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:01:10,250 --> 00:01:11,250 Next. 4 00:01:13,083 --> 00:01:14,208 - Name? - Orth. 5 00:01:19,250 --> 00:01:21,333 - Report to the sentry. - Yes, sir! 6 00:01:21,375 --> 00:01:22,375 Next. 7 00:01:23,250 --> 00:01:24,958 - Name. - Strobl. 8 00:01:30,333 --> 00:01:31,667 Report to the sentry. 9 00:01:31,709 --> 00:01:33,375 - Next! - Name? 10 00:01:33,417 --> 00:01:34,874 - Derusio. - Name? 11 00:01:34,916 --> 00:01:36,166 - Derusio. - Speak up! 12 00:01:36,208 --> 00:01:37,375 Derusio. 13 00:01:37,417 --> 00:01:38,417 There you go. 14 00:01:39,667 --> 00:01:40,958 Next. 15 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:42,375 - Name? - Gruber. 16 00:01:45,125 --> 00:01:46,125 Left. Guards. 17 00:01:46,792 --> 00:01:47,792 Next. 18 00:01:48,250 --> 00:01:49,458 - Name? - Schuster. 19 00:01:57,500 --> 00:01:59,000 - Drug test? - Negative. 20 00:02:08,875 --> 00:02:11,417 Red eyes? Did you party too long last night? 21 00:02:11,458 --> 00:02:12,500 No, no. 22 00:02:14,959 --> 00:02:15,959 Next. 23 00:02:16,417 --> 00:02:17,959 - Name? - Nagl. 24 00:02:20,417 --> 00:02:21,875 Drug test? 25 00:02:21,917 --> 00:02:22,917 Positive. 26 00:02:23,291 --> 00:02:24,625 That's what I thought. 27 00:02:28,291 --> 00:02:29,209 Next. 28 00:02:29,251 --> 00:02:30,209 Name? 29 00:02:30,251 --> 00:02:31,251 Kren. 30 00:02:33,042 --> 00:02:34,084 Next. 31 00:02:34,126 --> 00:02:35,209 - Name? - Bauer. 32 00:02:37,042 --> 00:02:39,167 - Left, to the Guards. - Yes, sir. 33 00:02:39,209 --> 00:02:40,209 Next. 34 00:02:51,667 --> 00:02:52,917 Report to the sentry. 35 00:02:54,042 --> 00:02:56,292 - Next. - Mario Falak. 36 00:02:56,334 --> 00:02:57,792 Did I ask your name yet? 37 00:02:58,667 --> 00:03:00,459 - Name? - Mario Falak. 38 00:03:01,334 --> 00:03:04,167 Not the youngest anymore, eh? Where have you been hiding? 39 00:03:05,126 --> 00:03:06,543 My mommy wouldn't let me go. 40 00:03:06,584 --> 00:03:07,792 Very funny. 41 00:03:07,834 --> 00:03:09,834 Classic case for Eismayer, don't you think? 42 00:03:11,084 --> 00:03:12,167 Left, to the Guards. 43 00:03:12,709 --> 00:03:14,376 - Have fun. - Thank you. 44 00:03:14,418 --> 00:03:15,668 Next. 45 00:03:18,584 --> 00:03:21,209 Based on true events 46 00:03:22,334 --> 00:03:23,334 Bad breath? 47 00:03:23,917 --> 00:03:26,126 - What? - Do you have bad breath? 48 00:03:26,917 --> 00:03:29,167 Just trying to avoid drillmaster Eismayer. 49 00:03:29,209 --> 00:03:30,917 And why the toothpaste? 50 00:03:31,334 --> 00:03:32,875 - Didn't you go to school? - Sure. 51 00:03:32,917 --> 00:03:35,084 A toothpaste fever is your ticket to the sickbay. 52 00:03:35,126 --> 00:03:36,793 Why are you so scared of him? 53 00:03:37,126 --> 00:03:38,668 Yeah, fuck Eismayer. 54 00:03:38,710 --> 00:03:40,584 We'll see who's laughing tomorrow. 55 00:03:40,626 --> 00:03:42,751 You haven't heard the stories? 56 00:03:42,793 --> 00:03:44,959 Once during a drill the dude 57 00:03:45,001 --> 00:03:47,042 nuked a cow with a fucking bazooka. 58 00:03:47,084 --> 00:03:48,626 He's a total psychopath. 59 00:03:48,668 --> 00:03:51,209 He's a walking corpse. He's had a thousand cancers. 60 00:03:51,793 --> 00:03:53,334 Cancers? Moron. 61 00:03:53,710 --> 00:03:55,002 He won't even die. 62 00:03:55,043 --> 00:03:57,209 Once he even killed a recruit. 63 00:03:57,751 --> 00:03:59,584 Made him do push-ups in the shower. 64 00:03:59,626 --> 00:04:01,584 Cold, warm, cold, warm, 65 00:04:01,626 --> 00:04:03,002 cold, warm. 66 00:04:03,043 --> 00:04:04,710 Guy died of a heart attack. 67 00:04:05,127 --> 00:04:07,668 - Yeah, right. - He'll fuck you for breakfast. 68 00:04:07,710 --> 00:04:09,418 - Uh huh. - Yeah. 69 00:04:32,418 --> 00:04:33,668 What's going on here? 70 00:04:34,168 --> 00:04:36,252 Why are the lights still on? 71 00:04:36,293 --> 00:04:37,918 Line up in front of your bunks. 72 00:04:37,960 --> 00:04:39,960 - Let's go! - Get up. 73 00:04:40,002 --> 00:04:43,335 Everyone in the room, line up, move it! 74 00:04:44,710 --> 00:04:47,127 All men, on my command. 75 00:04:47,168 --> 00:04:48,960 Attention! 76 00:05:26,794 --> 00:05:28,918 Open lockers for inspection. 77 00:05:30,419 --> 00:05:33,085 You heard him. Inspection, open your lockers. 78 00:05:33,127 --> 00:05:35,335 - Move, hop to it! - Chop-chop! 79 00:05:40,836 --> 00:05:42,168 Not aligned. 80 00:05:42,210 --> 00:05:43,836 This is all sloppy. 81 00:05:48,085 --> 00:05:49,210 And your shirts, 82 00:05:50,127 --> 00:05:51,836 mommy folds them at home, right? 83 00:05:52,836 --> 00:05:54,836 - Yes. - Shoeshine shit! 84 00:06:09,877 --> 00:06:11,585 What was wrong with it? 85 00:06:11,627 --> 00:06:14,003 - Excuse me? - Is there a problem? 86 00:06:14,044 --> 00:06:16,377 - I was just asking what was wrong. - 20. 87 00:06:18,460 --> 00:06:19,669 - Why? - 40. 88 00:06:20,669 --> 00:06:21,711 - What was... - 60. 89 00:06:21,752 --> 00:06:24,502 Don't you get when to shut up? 90 00:06:32,044 --> 00:06:33,378 60 push-ups. 91 00:06:39,169 --> 00:06:42,378 Today in class you learned how to render courtesy. 92 00:06:42,420 --> 00:06:43,461 Didn't you? 93 00:06:44,961 --> 00:06:47,794 What did you do there? Jerk each other off? 94 00:06:47,836 --> 00:06:48,877 Are you funny? 95 00:06:52,378 --> 00:06:54,670 Maybe he didn't get it because he's a foreigner. 96 00:06:56,503 --> 00:06:57,628 Get up. 97 00:06:57,670 --> 00:06:58,836 I'm only at 24. 98 00:06:58,877 --> 00:07:00,961 I said get up! 99 00:07:07,003 --> 00:07:09,461 Are you a retard, Recruit Ali Baba? 100 00:07:10,753 --> 00:07:13,753 Sergeant Major, sir, Recruit Falak reports: my name is Falak. 101 00:07:13,795 --> 00:07:15,128 He's a fast learner. 102 00:07:16,169 --> 00:07:17,461 Eyes front. 103 00:07:22,086 --> 00:07:24,128 Are you an intelligent Ali Baba? 104 00:07:24,169 --> 00:07:25,837 Yes, Sergeant Major, sir. 105 00:07:31,837 --> 00:07:34,128 Organize lockers. Five minutes. 106 00:07:34,169 --> 00:07:35,503 Yes, Sergeant Major, sir. 107 00:07:35,545 --> 00:07:38,378 You heard him: organize your lockers. 108 00:07:38,420 --> 00:07:39,795 Five minutes. 109 00:07:55,045 --> 00:07:57,253 - Charlie. - Hey, you're still up? 110 00:07:58,878 --> 00:08:00,503 I'm watching a movie. 111 00:08:00,545 --> 00:08:02,129 What are you watching? 112 00:08:03,087 --> 00:08:04,087 Jungle Camp. 113 00:08:04,670 --> 00:08:06,129 Who's the champ at jungle camp? 114 00:08:06,170 --> 00:08:08,045 You're watching that crap? 115 00:08:09,170 --> 00:08:10,337 When are you coming? 116 00:08:11,212 --> 00:08:13,503 Something came up, I've gotta stay here. 117 00:08:14,461 --> 00:08:15,753 Did something happen? 118 00:08:15,795 --> 00:08:18,461 Nothing serious, but I gotta stay, like it or not. 119 00:08:20,837 --> 00:08:22,795 Well, see you tomorrow. 120 00:08:25,045 --> 00:08:26,837 - Kisses. - Bye. 121 00:08:42,837 --> 00:08:46,795 Alright, gentlemen, the next six months won't be fun. 122 00:08:48,004 --> 00:08:49,337 They'll be tough. 123 00:08:50,837 --> 00:08:53,504 But this is the cream of the crop. 124 00:08:54,337 --> 00:08:55,962 The Fourth Guards Company 125 00:08:58,129 --> 00:09:01,295 I don't give a shit if your daddy is a CEO 126 00:09:01,337 --> 00:09:02,337 or a Yugo. 127 00:09:02,920 --> 00:09:05,212 I care about performance. 128 00:09:06,087 --> 00:09:07,754 The choice is yours. 129 00:09:08,754 --> 00:09:09,754 You're a slacker? 130 00:09:10,629 --> 00:09:11,713 I will destroy you. 131 00:09:12,337 --> 00:09:14,962 I will crush you into tiny pieces. 132 00:09:15,337 --> 00:09:16,462 Or 133 00:09:16,504 --> 00:09:18,462 You perform. 134 00:09:18,504 --> 00:09:20,129 Then I'll wipe your asses. 135 00:09:21,170 --> 00:09:23,921 I'll fucking wipe your asses if you perform. 136 00:09:25,295 --> 00:09:27,254 What's wrong Schober? Need a shit? 137 00:09:27,963 --> 00:09:30,713 No, Staff Sergeant, I'm sick. 138 00:09:30,754 --> 00:09:32,212 Staff Sergeant. 139 00:09:32,754 --> 00:09:35,170 Recruit Buresch reports. I got it from him. 140 00:09:36,130 --> 00:09:39,337 Use a rubber when practicing comradely intercourse. 141 00:09:42,171 --> 00:09:44,796 Schober, breathe on me. 142 00:09:53,213 --> 00:09:55,879 You call that breathing on me, Schober, huh? 143 00:09:55,921 --> 00:09:58,255 I need you to breathe on me nice and hard. 144 00:09:58,296 --> 00:09:59,838 Let's go, breathe on me. 145 00:10:09,213 --> 00:10:10,213 Buresch, 146 00:10:10,879 --> 00:10:12,838 you too, breathe on me. Go on. 147 00:10:19,838 --> 00:10:21,796 I'm only going to say this once. 148 00:10:23,130 --> 00:10:25,921 If one of you assholes 149 00:10:25,963 --> 00:10:27,921 eats toothpaste 150 00:10:27,963 --> 00:10:31,838 or deliberately makes himself unfit for service in any other way, 151 00:10:31,879 --> 00:10:33,796 then, I swear, 152 00:10:33,838 --> 00:10:35,754 I'm gonna go postal! 153 00:10:42,005 --> 00:10:43,796 And now the good news. 154 00:10:45,255 --> 00:10:47,630 In the Guards Battalion nobody gets left behind. 155 00:10:48,171 --> 00:10:51,296 We are the Fourth Guards Company! 156 00:10:51,338 --> 00:10:54,505 We are the Fourth Guards Company! 157 00:10:54,547 --> 00:10:57,672 We represent our army! 158 00:10:57,714 --> 00:11:00,797 We represent our army! 159 00:11:00,839 --> 00:11:03,130 Heya-heya-heya-ho! 160 00:11:03,171 --> 00:11:06,255 - Put me down. I'll manage. - Dude! 161 00:11:06,296 --> 00:11:08,255 You're such assholes. 162 00:11:08,296 --> 00:11:10,588 - Stop! - You're gonna pay for this, I swear. 163 00:11:10,964 --> 00:11:12,839 Having a gout attack or what's wrong? 164 00:11:13,672 --> 00:11:16,088 Sergeant Major, sir, I have a stabbing pain... 165 00:11:16,130 --> 00:11:17,130 Dead. 166 00:11:20,088 --> 00:11:21,588 On the ground, dead man! 167 00:11:22,922 --> 00:11:24,880 On the ground, what's wrong? 168 00:11:26,422 --> 00:11:27,422 Completely dead. 169 00:11:29,006 --> 00:11:30,588 I said completely dead! 170 00:11:45,256 --> 00:11:48,297 Honor Guard! Order arms! 171 00:11:55,755 --> 00:11:58,714 Honor Guard! Right shoulder arms! 172 00:12:02,381 --> 00:12:03,381 Come in. 173 00:12:05,922 --> 00:12:08,714 Honor Guard. Order arms! 174 00:12:09,256 --> 00:12:10,256 What is it? 175 00:12:10,797 --> 00:12:13,922 - Sergeant Major. - No. Come in. 176 00:12:13,964 --> 00:12:15,089 Stand there. 177 00:12:15,506 --> 00:12:17,089 And now report correctly. 178 00:12:20,839 --> 00:12:22,214 Sir, Recruit Weber reports 179 00:12:22,256 --> 00:12:24,755 you are to report to Captain Karnaval immediately. 180 00:12:27,172 --> 00:12:29,047 Boy, say "immediately" to me again 181 00:12:29,089 --> 00:12:30,631 and I'll whack you. 182 00:12:32,172 --> 00:12:33,631 Yes sir, Sergeant Major! 183 00:12:43,506 --> 00:12:44,922 Sergeant Major. 184 00:12:45,423 --> 00:12:46,589 Captain. 185 00:12:51,631 --> 00:12:53,464 Alright, let's cut to the chase. 186 00:12:54,631 --> 00:12:57,423 Hard-asses like you are why 187 00:12:57,464 --> 00:12:59,506 no one wants to join the army. 188 00:12:59,548 --> 00:13:00,589 That's a problem. 189 00:13:01,131 --> 00:13:03,339 All they have to do is follow the rules. 190 00:13:03,965 --> 00:13:04,965 Your rules. 191 00:13:05,548 --> 00:13:07,423 This isn't the 80s or the 90s, 192 00:13:07,464 --> 00:13:09,256 and I won't tolerate it. 193 00:13:10,673 --> 00:13:12,798 It's time you accept that. 194 00:13:36,215 --> 00:13:37,257 Hey! 195 00:13:37,298 --> 00:13:38,298 - Hey! - Dad! 196 00:13:39,048 --> 00:13:40,923 Hey, big guy, what's up? 197 00:13:40,965 --> 00:13:41,965 Look. 198 00:13:45,673 --> 00:13:46,673 Wow. 199 00:13:49,923 --> 00:13:51,257 What's that? 200 00:13:51,298 --> 00:13:52,589 A family portrait. 201 00:13:53,132 --> 00:13:54,424 No. 202 00:13:54,465 --> 00:13:56,798 - They're monsters. - Great. 203 00:14:07,132 --> 00:14:09,173 Who's hungry for 204 00:14:09,215 --> 00:14:10,715 Schinkenfleckerl? 205 00:14:10,756 --> 00:14:12,715 Yay, Schinkenfleckerl! 206 00:14:14,881 --> 00:14:17,048 Look at this funny bird on here. 207 00:14:17,715 --> 00:14:19,798 Niki, go wash your hands please. 208 00:14:20,424 --> 00:14:21,424 I already did. 209 00:14:21,965 --> 00:14:23,048 No, you didn't. 210 00:14:23,090 --> 00:14:24,923 - Yes, I did. - You didn't. 211 00:14:24,965 --> 00:14:27,632 - I did. - Wash your hands. Chop-chop. 212 00:14:30,965 --> 00:14:33,799 After dinner I'll show you what I found, ok? 213 00:14:33,840 --> 00:14:36,841 We need to book fast, before the seats are gone. 214 00:14:37,674 --> 00:14:39,465 Do you know when your vacation is? 215 00:14:41,424 --> 00:14:42,799 Can we do it tomorrow? 216 00:14:42,841 --> 00:14:44,674 I have to go back to the barracks today. 217 00:14:48,257 --> 00:14:49,465 What am I supposed to do? 218 00:14:50,841 --> 00:14:52,716 Can you put some water on, please? 219 00:14:59,507 --> 00:15:00,966 You promised. 220 00:15:07,008 --> 00:15:08,465 We'll book tomorrow, okay? 221 00:15:10,298 --> 00:15:11,298 Okay? 222 00:15:44,924 --> 00:15:46,966 Does anyone know where we're going? 223 00:15:47,882 --> 00:15:49,466 We're going to war. 224 00:15:57,091 --> 00:15:58,091 Moron. 225 00:16:34,049 --> 00:16:35,049 Alright! 226 00:16:40,717 --> 00:16:43,049 Fourth Guards Company, dismount! 227 00:16:45,508 --> 00:16:48,675 Are you crazy? Who gave you permission to drive up here? 228 00:16:48,717 --> 00:16:51,258 Don't get worked up, it's bad for your blood pressure. 229 00:16:51,925 --> 00:16:53,009 Eismayer. 230 00:16:55,009 --> 00:16:57,092 I need you like a hole in the head. 231 00:16:57,967 --> 00:16:59,883 Marder, show them their quarters. 232 00:17:08,134 --> 00:17:10,425 Alright, gentlemen. Get going! 233 00:17:10,466 --> 00:17:12,758 Take your gear to the quarters, over there. 234 00:17:14,383 --> 00:17:16,009 What's with you, Dopey? 235 00:17:17,050 --> 00:17:18,134 March. 236 00:17:43,384 --> 00:17:44,384 Take cover! 237 00:17:47,384 --> 00:17:49,842 Second element, close ranks with the first! 238 00:17:58,467 --> 00:18:00,092 Prepare to leap. 239 00:18:01,050 --> 00:18:02,800 Leap! Charge! 240 00:18:03,342 --> 00:18:04,342 Take cover! 241 00:18:08,426 --> 00:18:11,050 Keep your heels glued to the ground. 242 00:18:12,050 --> 00:18:14,801 A sniper will blow them off from 300 meters away. 243 00:18:15,634 --> 00:18:17,134 Prepare to leap! 244 00:18:20,050 --> 00:18:21,592 Leap! Charge! 245 00:18:26,634 --> 00:18:27,634 Take cover! 246 00:18:31,968 --> 00:18:33,384 I'm not tired. 247 00:18:33,426 --> 00:18:36,050 Brush your teeth and then you can watch one episode. 248 00:18:36,092 --> 00:18:37,884 But only one. Okay? 249 00:18:38,342 --> 00:18:39,718 Really? 250 00:18:40,426 --> 00:18:44,592 Mom! Dad said I can watch another episode. 251 00:18:45,968 --> 00:18:47,384 - Bye! - Bye-bye! 252 00:18:47,426 --> 00:18:49,342 - Bye-bye! - Bye-bye! 253 00:18:49,384 --> 00:18:51,384 - Bye-bye! - Bye-bye! 254 00:18:54,342 --> 00:18:55,676 - Hello. - Hi. 255 00:18:55,718 --> 00:18:58,384 - How's it going? - Fine. Same as always. 256 00:19:00,467 --> 00:19:01,509 Hold on a sec. 257 00:19:03,218 --> 00:19:05,051 - Don't touch me, you faggot. - Oooh. 258 00:19:05,093 --> 00:19:06,176 Son of a bitch! 259 00:19:06,801 --> 00:19:09,884 [in Bosnian] Call my mother a bitch again and I'll kill you. 260 00:19:09,926 --> 00:19:11,010 Fucking faggot! 261 00:19:15,260 --> 00:19:16,343 Falak, enough! 262 00:19:17,718 --> 00:19:19,427 Marder, report. 263 00:19:19,467 --> 00:19:20,676 Sergeant Major, sir, 264 00:19:20,718 --> 00:19:22,884 I just told him not to use all the warm water. 265 00:19:22,926 --> 00:19:24,926 - And then he tells... - What?! 266 00:19:25,385 --> 00:19:27,343 To join him in the shower. 267 00:19:28,301 --> 00:19:30,176 - Is that true? - Yes, so what? 268 00:19:30,218 --> 00:19:31,843 He even had a boner. 269 00:19:35,176 --> 00:19:37,427 Outside in full combat gear in five minutes. 270 00:19:37,468 --> 00:19:39,968 You're running a lap of honor, Falak. 271 00:19:41,759 --> 00:19:42,759 Yes, sir. 272 00:19:43,218 --> 00:19:44,510 Lap of honor. 273 00:19:47,968 --> 00:19:50,635 We are the Fourth Guards Company! 274 00:19:52,010 --> 00:19:55,843 - We represent our army! - I said full combat gear! 275 00:19:55,884 --> 00:19:58,968 No matter how fast a tank runs, 276 00:19:59,010 --> 00:20:01,385 it always gets hit by our artillery guns! 277 00:20:01,427 --> 00:20:05,218 To your rooms! Dismantle arms and clean them until taps. 278 00:20:07,844 --> 00:20:11,051 If you freeze to death, I'll kill you, Falak! 279 00:20:11,093 --> 00:20:13,844 Fairies never freeze, Sergeant Major, sir. 280 00:20:13,885 --> 00:20:17,010 You pretentious asshole! 281 00:20:21,051 --> 00:20:22,719 Falak! 282 00:21:21,844 --> 00:21:24,136 I'd never have guessed he was a faggot. 283 00:21:28,261 --> 00:21:29,261 Falak! 284 00:21:31,844 --> 00:21:33,052 Hey, you jerk! 285 00:21:36,428 --> 00:21:38,302 But now that I know... 286 00:21:41,511 --> 00:21:43,261 The army's no place for fags. 287 00:21:43,302 --> 00:21:46,761 It's like putting a pedophile into a kindergarten. 288 00:22:22,136 --> 00:22:23,136 Let's go! 289 00:23:04,345 --> 00:23:06,053 Any of you sissys can't swim? 290 00:23:08,970 --> 00:23:09,970 Very good. 291 00:23:11,053 --> 00:23:12,387 Any chickenshits? 292 00:23:13,429 --> 00:23:16,761 - Anyone allergic to water? - [in Bosnian] What's wrong? 293 00:23:17,845 --> 00:23:18,761 Good. 294 00:23:18,803 --> 00:23:20,636 Put on your climbing harnesses. 295 00:23:21,512 --> 00:23:23,095 You heard him, boys. 296 00:23:23,137 --> 00:23:25,429 Backpacks off, harnesses on. 297 00:23:25,470 --> 00:23:26,720 Let's go, move it! 298 00:23:27,262 --> 00:23:28,720 And help each other. 299 00:23:32,761 --> 00:23:34,970 What do you think, how far down is it? 300 00:23:57,887 --> 00:23:59,721 Come on Falak, your turn. 301 00:24:05,137 --> 00:24:07,017 - Come on, Mario! - [in Bosnian] Come on, Falak! 302 00:24:09,303 --> 00:24:10,345 What's the problem? 303 00:24:10,387 --> 00:24:12,013 Sir, I'm not going. 304 00:24:12,054 --> 00:24:15,303 What do you mean? Are you fucking with me again? 305 00:24:19,013 --> 00:24:21,637 - You're crossing over now. - I can't do it. 306 00:24:24,345 --> 00:24:26,345 How's it going on the other side? 307 00:24:26,387 --> 00:24:28,637 Fuck off, Striegl! 308 00:24:33,887 --> 00:24:35,846 Come on Falak, don't shit your pants. 309 00:24:48,054 --> 00:24:50,263 Falak, if you don't cross over now, 310 00:24:50,304 --> 00:24:53,221 you'll always be the chickenshit faggot. 311 00:24:53,971 --> 00:24:55,346 You realize that, right? 312 00:24:55,804 --> 00:24:57,304 Falak, what's it gonna be? 313 00:24:58,263 --> 00:24:59,221 You want that? 314 00:24:59,263 --> 00:25:01,221 [in Bosnian] Come on, Falak, come! 315 00:25:12,762 --> 00:25:13,804 You can do it. 316 00:25:15,096 --> 00:25:16,929 Come on now. Falak. 317 00:25:19,638 --> 00:25:20,846 Come on, Mario! 318 00:25:26,179 --> 00:25:27,471 You can do it, Mario! 319 00:25:27,513 --> 00:25:28,680 You're doing great. 320 00:25:46,722 --> 00:25:48,888 Just don't look down, Falak. 321 00:25:49,680 --> 00:25:52,179 Just step onto the rope. 322 00:25:57,263 --> 00:25:59,054 Mario, do it! Come on! 323 00:25:59,513 --> 00:26:00,513 Go on! 324 00:26:02,888 --> 00:26:04,596 - Falak! - Fuck this. 325 00:26:04,638 --> 00:26:06,097 Are you crazy? Falak! 326 00:27:05,264 --> 00:27:06,847 You're a hero now. 327 00:27:29,264 --> 00:27:30,264 March! 328 00:27:33,972 --> 00:27:34,972 Halt! 329 00:27:47,764 --> 00:27:48,889 Come in. 330 00:27:56,015 --> 00:27:57,514 Recruit Weber reports that 331 00:27:57,556 --> 00:28:00,431 Captain Karnaval wants to see you in his office. 332 00:28:09,264 --> 00:28:10,931 Sergeant Major, please, take a seat. 333 00:28:18,764 --> 00:28:19,764 Hello Charles. 334 00:28:20,723 --> 00:28:21,723 Hello Kurt. 335 00:28:22,639 --> 00:28:23,931 Recuperated? 336 00:28:25,181 --> 00:28:26,806 - Thank you. - Very well. 337 00:28:26,848 --> 00:28:28,723 We'll take the minutes at this meeting. 338 00:28:28,764 --> 00:28:31,889 This is about the incident during field exercises 339 00:28:31,931 --> 00:28:34,098 at the Seethal Alps training area. 340 00:28:34,140 --> 00:28:37,514 Parties involved: Sergeant Major Charles Eismayer 341 00:28:37,556 --> 00:28:39,723 and Recruit Mario Falak. 342 00:28:40,514 --> 00:28:44,056 Please tell us what happened in your own words. 343 00:28:46,973 --> 00:28:49,681 We followed our route as scheduled, 344 00:28:50,223 --> 00:28:53,140 - but then... - No, I don't mean your stunt. 345 00:28:53,181 --> 00:28:55,557 I'm talking about the incident 346 00:28:55,598 --> 00:28:58,598 on December 17 347 00:28:58,640 --> 00:29:00,723 at 9:30 pm. 348 00:29:00,764 --> 00:29:03,348 Eyewitnesses say you pushed Recruit Falak 349 00:29:03,390 --> 00:29:05,598 brutally against the wall and then 350 00:29:05,640 --> 00:29:07,598 sent him naked into open terrain. 351 00:29:09,432 --> 00:29:10,682 Please describe 352 00:29:11,515 --> 00:29:13,807 the incident from your own perspective. 353 00:29:20,557 --> 00:29:22,640 Corporal Mader and Recruit Falak 354 00:29:22,682 --> 00:29:24,140 started to fight. 355 00:29:25,098 --> 00:29:28,140 The situation escalated, which is why I 356 00:29:28,181 --> 00:29:30,640 briefly pinned Recruit Falak against the wall. 357 00:29:34,098 --> 00:29:35,390 And what happened then? 358 00:29:36,765 --> 00:29:37,765 Nothing? 359 00:29:43,849 --> 00:29:47,016 Then Recruit Falak ran out naked. 360 00:29:47,057 --> 00:29:48,765 But against my orders. 361 00:29:50,557 --> 00:29:52,348 Sergeant Major, do you know 362 00:29:52,390 --> 00:29:54,099 what led to the fight? 363 00:29:56,057 --> 00:29:57,223 No. 364 00:29:57,265 --> 00:29:58,265 You don't know. 365 00:29:59,432 --> 00:30:01,807 Excuse me for being blunt, 366 00:30:02,473 --> 00:30:05,390 but have you got something against homosexuals? 367 00:30:06,724 --> 00:30:09,307 Excuse me for intervening. 368 00:30:09,348 --> 00:30:10,890 Scratch that question from the records. 369 00:30:10,932 --> 00:30:12,807 With all due respect, Colonel, but 370 00:30:12,849 --> 00:30:15,349 Recruit Falak outs himself and then 371 00:30:15,390 --> 00:30:17,807 - he is sent naked... - It was insubordination. 372 00:30:17,849 --> 00:30:20,182 And later it's the same recruit whose 373 00:30:20,224 --> 00:30:21,349 carabiner opens. 374 00:30:21,391 --> 00:30:22,974 What do you want from me? 375 00:30:23,640 --> 00:30:25,849 Gentlemen, let's all calm down again. 376 00:30:25,890 --> 00:30:28,849 After all, nothing happened, well, nothing serious. 377 00:30:29,640 --> 00:30:31,307 Everybody is fine. 378 00:30:32,057 --> 00:30:35,349 Our instructors are in the newspapers. 379 00:30:35,391 --> 00:30:36,682 "Heroic Rescue" 380 00:30:37,516 --> 00:30:40,141 And as far as I know, Falak did not 381 00:30:40,182 --> 00:30:42,640 - file a complaint, right? - No. 382 00:30:43,182 --> 00:30:44,307 Well then, 383 00:30:44,349 --> 00:30:45,849 it's all good. 384 00:30:45,890 --> 00:30:47,224 Case closed, 385 00:30:47,266 --> 00:30:49,391 let's have lunch. Bon appétit. 386 00:30:51,516 --> 00:30:53,224 You were brave, Charlie. 387 00:30:56,391 --> 00:30:57,599 Captain. 388 00:30:58,807 --> 00:31:00,057 Sergeant Major. 389 00:31:00,849 --> 00:31:02,766 You're walking in a minefield. 390 00:31:03,516 --> 00:31:04,974 One false step... 391 00:31:05,766 --> 00:31:06,766 And boom. 392 00:31:08,725 --> 00:31:10,599 Honor Guard, at my command! 393 00:31:11,099 --> 00:31:12,474 Attention! 394 00:31:13,516 --> 00:31:14,974 Shoulder one! 395 00:31:17,433 --> 00:31:18,433 Two! 396 00:31:20,141 --> 00:31:21,141 Tempo three! 397 00:31:21,974 --> 00:31:22,975 Arms! 398 00:31:25,307 --> 00:31:26,975 Tempo three! 399 00:31:27,933 --> 00:31:29,017 Arms! 400 00:31:31,349 --> 00:31:32,766 Tempo three! 401 00:31:34,307 --> 00:31:35,474 Arms! 402 00:31:36,850 --> 00:31:38,433 Tempo three! 403 00:31:39,266 --> 00:31:40,266 Stop! 404 00:31:50,142 --> 00:31:51,142 Out of my way! 405 00:31:53,391 --> 00:31:55,808 Listen up, you slackers. 406 00:31:56,808 --> 00:31:59,683 The object of this exercise is a simultaneous shouldering. 407 00:32:00,433 --> 00:32:02,599 The unisono, hard thud 408 00:32:02,641 --> 00:32:04,641 when positioning the rifle. 409 00:32:05,058 --> 00:32:06,850 This here sounds like whores 410 00:32:06,891 --> 00:32:09,267 playing with their beef curtains. 411 00:32:13,225 --> 00:32:15,725 I want to see one decent shouldering. 412 00:32:16,725 --> 00:32:18,891 Then you'll be dismissed for the weekend. 413 00:32:19,725 --> 00:32:21,891 Perfect unity, just once. 414 00:32:23,142 --> 00:32:24,933 Honor Guard, on my command! 415 00:32:26,017 --> 00:32:27,183 Arms! 416 00:32:29,725 --> 00:32:31,183 Tempo three! 417 00:32:36,142 --> 00:32:37,225 Arms! 418 00:32:39,100 --> 00:32:40,600 Tempo three! 419 00:32:42,225 --> 00:32:43,600 Arms! 420 00:32:44,766 --> 00:32:46,642 Tempo three! 421 00:32:47,267 --> 00:32:48,600 Too sluggish! 422 00:32:57,350 --> 00:32:58,684 Arms! 423 00:33:00,726 --> 00:33:01,975 Tempo three! 424 00:33:03,350 --> 00:33:04,350 Arms! 425 00:33:05,350 --> 00:33:06,517 Tempo three! 426 00:33:07,142 --> 00:33:08,142 Arms! 427 00:33:08,809 --> 00:33:10,267 Tempo three! 428 00:33:10,308 --> 00:33:11,809 Arms! 429 00:33:11,851 --> 00:33:12,851 Tempo three! 430 00:33:13,350 --> 00:33:14,350 Arms! 431 00:33:14,892 --> 00:33:15,892 Tempo three! 432 00:33:16,767 --> 00:33:18,767 Arms! Three! 433 00:33:18,809 --> 00:33:20,434 Arms! Three! 434 00:33:20,475 --> 00:33:22,018 Three! Three! 435 00:33:22,475 --> 00:33:23,600 Nagl, what's wrong? 436 00:33:24,642 --> 00:33:26,517 - Sir... - Are you in love with me? 437 00:33:26,559 --> 00:33:27,809 You want my picture? 438 00:33:27,851 --> 00:33:29,600 Eyes front! 439 00:33:31,434 --> 00:33:32,934 So, Nagl, what's wrong? 440 00:33:34,101 --> 00:33:35,934 I can't move my arm, sir. 441 00:33:35,976 --> 00:33:37,767 It's always something. 442 00:33:37,809 --> 00:33:39,267 This hurts, that's too tight. 443 00:33:39,308 --> 00:33:40,308 I can't do this, 444 00:33:40,350 --> 00:33:41,517 I don't like that. 445 00:33:41,559 --> 00:33:43,851 I just want one fucking 446 00:33:43,892 --> 00:33:45,475 simultaneous shouldering. 447 00:33:46,350 --> 00:33:48,517 Or is that asking too much? 448 00:33:54,684 --> 00:33:56,767 One more mistake and your parents 449 00:33:56,809 --> 00:33:59,684 get a letter saying: "He died for his fatherland." 450 00:34:00,434 --> 00:34:01,809 Arms! 451 00:34:09,143 --> 00:34:10,892 Tempo three! 452 00:36:38,977 --> 00:36:39,977 What's wrong? 453 00:36:43,477 --> 00:36:44,686 Where have you been? 454 00:36:46,602 --> 00:36:47,602 At the barracks. 455 00:36:58,102 --> 00:36:59,269 I called there. 456 00:36:59,310 --> 00:37:01,477 They said you had already left. 457 00:37:07,853 --> 00:37:09,020 Where were you? 458 00:37:19,269 --> 00:37:20,477 Charlie? 459 00:37:30,644 --> 00:37:31,936 I'm going to Maria's. 460 00:37:50,686 --> 00:37:53,311 I want Daddy to come, too. 461 00:38:49,437 --> 00:38:51,937 - What's the score? - 40 days more! 462 00:38:51,979 --> 00:38:52,979 Cheers! 463 00:38:57,437 --> 00:38:58,603 Dammit! 464 00:39:06,812 --> 00:39:08,228 What's he doing here? 465 00:39:19,146 --> 00:39:21,937 One of these days, I swear, 466 00:39:21,979 --> 00:39:25,271 I want to see him really get burned. 467 00:39:27,645 --> 00:39:28,812 You know what I heard? 468 00:39:29,478 --> 00:39:33,520 That the guy is, sorry, a fag. 469 00:39:33,562 --> 00:39:35,146 - Yeah sure. - Really? Yes. 470 00:39:35,187 --> 00:39:37,645 - The Eismayer? - There are some recruits 471 00:39:37,687 --> 00:39:39,687 who he has literally fucked. 472 00:39:45,937 --> 00:39:48,979 If you do things properly, he leaves you alone. 473 00:39:49,479 --> 00:39:51,271 I think he's tough but fair. 474 00:39:52,479 --> 00:39:55,229 A hundred euros if you go give him a kiss. 475 00:39:56,770 --> 00:39:57,812 I dare you. 476 00:39:58,895 --> 00:40:00,479 You are so stupid. 477 00:40:00,521 --> 00:40:02,021 If you do that... 478 00:40:02,062 --> 00:40:03,895 If you give Eismayer a kiss, 479 00:40:05,021 --> 00:40:07,146 fuck it, I'll give you my entire month's pay. 480 00:40:08,895 --> 00:40:10,021 Now that's an offer... 481 00:40:10,062 --> 00:40:11,312 Yeah, alright, me too! 482 00:40:12,895 --> 00:40:15,354 [in Bosnian] What about you, stingy? 483 00:40:18,771 --> 00:40:21,271 Oh man. Alright, I'm in, let's go. 484 00:40:33,855 --> 00:40:34,855 Is he crazy? 485 00:40:35,771 --> 00:40:37,104 Falak, don't be stupid. 486 00:40:39,855 --> 00:40:40,855 What is it, Falak? 487 00:40:43,022 --> 00:40:46,187 Recruit Falak reports he wants to give you a kiss. 488 00:40:48,354 --> 00:40:49,396 I beg your pardon? 489 00:40:51,563 --> 00:40:53,022 It's a bet. 490 00:40:53,063 --> 00:40:55,730 If I give you a kiss, I'll get five month's pay. 491 00:40:57,312 --> 00:40:58,938 We can split fifty-fifty. 492 00:41:08,354 --> 00:41:10,730 Whose terrific idea was this? 493 00:41:18,688 --> 00:41:19,730 Yeah, 494 00:41:20,646 --> 00:41:22,022 that's what I thought. 495 00:41:25,022 --> 00:41:28,063 Well, then I'm getting a kiss from each of you. 496 00:41:31,604 --> 00:41:32,896 Except you, Falak, 497 00:41:33,439 --> 00:41:35,313 I'm afraid you'll have to watch. 498 00:41:35,355 --> 00:41:36,355 Yes, sir. 499 00:41:39,938 --> 00:41:40,980 Right here. 500 00:41:41,355 --> 00:41:42,480 Ew! 501 00:41:43,272 --> 00:41:45,022 That guy's a psychopath, right? 502 00:41:45,063 --> 00:41:47,646 I hate to say it but that was pretty gay. 503 00:41:47,688 --> 00:41:48,980 Easy for you to say. 504 00:41:57,063 --> 00:41:58,063 Come in. 505 00:42:06,230 --> 00:42:09,063 Sergeant Major, sir, Recruit Falak reports as ordered. 506 00:42:12,814 --> 00:42:14,980 You want to enlist? 507 00:42:15,022 --> 00:42:16,355 Yes, Sergeant Major, sir. 508 00:42:16,397 --> 00:42:17,397 Why? 509 00:42:18,564 --> 00:42:19,814 What do you mean, why? 510 00:42:19,856 --> 00:42:22,147 I assume you know why you want to join the army. 511 00:42:22,939 --> 00:42:25,772 - Why do you ask... - Rest! Or I kill you. 512 00:42:25,814 --> 00:42:27,272 Eyes front. 513 00:42:29,522 --> 00:42:32,313 Do you ask because I'm a Yugo or because I'm gay? 514 00:42:36,647 --> 00:42:37,856 Different matter: 515 00:42:38,772 --> 00:42:41,147 I hear you're good with electronic stuff. 516 00:42:41,188 --> 00:42:42,856 - Is that right? - Yes, sir. 517 00:42:45,897 --> 00:42:48,605 I need someone to hook up my TV. 518 00:42:50,189 --> 00:42:52,772 My address. Tonight, when you get off duty. 519 00:42:56,772 --> 00:42:58,313 That's all. Bye. 520 00:43:00,564 --> 00:43:03,064 Sargent Major, sir, Recruit Falak signs off. 521 00:43:35,314 --> 00:43:36,481 Yes? 522 00:43:36,523 --> 00:43:37,856 Sergeant Major, sir. 523 00:43:37,897 --> 00:43:39,689 Second floor, the door's open. 524 00:44:08,565 --> 00:44:10,981 Shoes off, I just mopped the floor. 525 00:44:22,356 --> 00:44:23,356 Don't. 526 00:44:24,356 --> 00:44:25,356 Sit. 527 00:44:42,024 --> 00:44:43,273 You hungry? 528 00:44:46,398 --> 00:44:47,440 I made dinner. 529 00:44:48,149 --> 00:44:49,232 Meat loaf. 530 00:44:51,898 --> 00:44:53,690 I have beer, too, if you want. 531 00:44:54,481 --> 00:44:56,232 What about the TV? 532 00:44:56,274 --> 00:44:58,190 Eat first, work later. 533 00:44:58,690 --> 00:45:01,940 - I'm actually not really hungry. - Of course you're hungry. 534 00:45:03,773 --> 00:45:04,773 Beer? 535 00:45:07,481 --> 00:45:09,648 - Yes, Sergeant Major, sir. - Charles. 536 00:45:11,065 --> 00:45:12,982 In here you'll call me Charles. 537 00:45:13,024 --> 00:45:14,024 Charles? 538 00:45:15,149 --> 00:45:17,232 Dude, you want your ears boxed? 539 00:45:20,606 --> 00:45:21,606 Cheers. 540 00:45:22,232 --> 00:45:23,232 Cheers. 541 00:45:56,315 --> 00:45:59,274 You won't make it to the barracks tonight, you'll stay here. 542 00:46:00,649 --> 00:46:03,941 I'll write you a permit and deal with the duty officer. 543 00:46:03,982 --> 00:46:04,982 Okay? 544 00:46:10,816 --> 00:46:12,190 - Good night. - Night. 545 00:46:13,482 --> 00:46:15,274 Towel's in the bathroom. 546 00:50:06,901 --> 00:50:07,985 Where's my spring? 547 00:50:09,860 --> 00:50:11,651 Who the fuck has my spring? 548 00:50:11,693 --> 00:50:12,943 Falak, is there a problem? 549 00:50:13,443 --> 00:50:14,985 Someone stole my spring. 550 00:50:16,401 --> 00:50:19,359 Has anyone seen Mr. Falak's spring? 551 00:50:21,068 --> 00:50:21,776 No. 552 00:50:21,818 --> 00:50:23,235 [in Bosnian] Suck my dick! 553 00:50:24,651 --> 00:50:26,693 Falak, halt! 554 00:50:28,277 --> 00:50:29,277 What's wrong? 555 00:50:29,985 --> 00:50:31,277 Nothing. 556 00:50:31,318 --> 00:50:34,402 The guys just teased him a little bit. 557 00:50:34,443 --> 00:50:36,484 Then he flipped out because this time 558 00:50:36,526 --> 00:50:38,110 he wasn't the fastest. 559 00:50:38,152 --> 00:50:40,609 It's probably his time of the month. 560 00:50:42,693 --> 00:50:44,526 You have nothing under control! 561 00:51:00,027 --> 00:51:01,527 So, have you calmed down? 562 00:51:04,402 --> 00:51:08,402 - Why do they give me a hard time? - You give them a hard time. 563 00:51:09,318 --> 00:51:12,402 You're currently at the top of the asshole list. 564 00:51:14,360 --> 00:51:16,068 Mario, you can only be effective 565 00:51:16,110 --> 00:51:17,736 if you're in control of yourself. 566 00:51:17,777 --> 00:51:19,485 To be in control you need order 567 00:51:19,527 --> 00:51:21,360 in your locker, head and body. 568 00:51:21,402 --> 00:51:22,402 You understand? 569 00:51:23,485 --> 00:51:24,652 But I'm faster. 570 00:51:24,694 --> 00:51:27,027 - Mario! - I know I can be faster. 571 00:51:27,068 --> 00:51:28,402 Stop talking. 572 00:51:28,444 --> 00:51:29,527 Just do it! 573 00:53:15,902 --> 00:53:17,737 Mom, stop, stop, stop! 574 00:53:17,778 --> 00:53:19,236 - There's the swing. - Yes. 575 00:53:19,278 --> 00:53:20,737 - Come. - Come, let's go. 576 00:53:22,695 --> 00:53:23,695 Come! 577 00:53:26,778 --> 00:53:27,945 Are you coming? 578 00:53:32,236 --> 00:53:34,737 You go on ahead, we'll be right behind you. 579 00:54:16,987 --> 00:54:18,486 I bat for the other team. 580 00:54:20,362 --> 00:54:21,362 What? 581 00:54:27,154 --> 00:54:28,279 I'm gay. 582 00:54:32,987 --> 00:54:34,112 Always have been. 583 00:54:51,320 --> 00:54:53,446 You know what my mom said back then? 584 00:54:55,487 --> 00:54:57,820 Just don't talk about it. It will pass. 585 00:55:03,070 --> 00:55:05,362 Father never looked me in the eye again. 586 00:55:06,571 --> 00:55:07,821 'Til the day he died. 587 00:55:09,154 --> 00:55:10,904 They sent me to the military. 588 00:55:11,738 --> 00:55:13,029 To Hierzberger. 589 00:55:15,446 --> 00:55:17,112 "To make a man out of you, 590 00:55:17,779 --> 00:55:18,779 Charlie." 591 00:55:26,446 --> 00:55:28,320 When my brother set us up... 592 00:55:33,904 --> 00:55:35,487 I was so fascinated by you. 593 00:55:39,279 --> 00:55:41,030 That you took an interest in me. 594 00:55:45,487 --> 00:55:47,238 I really thought I was healed. 595 00:55:57,196 --> 00:55:59,404 Daddy, come on already! 596 00:56:24,863 --> 00:56:25,863 Come on! 597 00:57:35,031 --> 00:57:36,197 Guys. 598 00:57:36,239 --> 00:57:37,780 Guys! 599 00:57:37,822 --> 00:57:39,363 Since it's your last day, 600 00:57:39,405 --> 00:57:42,197 when you get off duty, you'll strip the beds 601 00:57:42,780 --> 00:57:44,197 and clear the lockers. 602 00:57:44,239 --> 00:57:48,405 Turn your weapon and your other gear in to the sarge. 603 00:57:48,447 --> 00:57:50,156 Your piss-soaked sheets, 604 00:57:50,197 --> 00:57:52,364 I'm not gonna name names, Polat, 605 00:57:54,114 --> 00:57:56,114 you take to the laundry. 606 00:57:58,364 --> 00:58:00,488 At 5 this afternoon down at the field 607 00:58:00,530 --> 00:58:03,655 we'll have a barbecue. Here's Colonel Hierzberger 608 00:58:03,697 --> 00:58:05,739 to tell you more. All rise! 609 00:58:06,947 --> 00:58:08,448 Attention! 610 00:58:08,489 --> 00:58:10,489 Thank you! No report necessary. 611 00:58:12,197 --> 00:58:13,489 Sit down, gentlemen. 612 00:58:16,281 --> 00:58:19,947 Sergeant Major Eismayer sends his apologies. 613 00:58:20,739 --> 00:58:22,072 He has cancer. 614 00:58:22,531 --> 00:58:25,281 But he wrote this letter, 615 00:58:25,322 --> 00:58:27,031 which I will read to you now. 616 00:58:28,072 --> 00:58:29,489 "To conscription squad 12: 617 00:58:30,239 --> 00:58:33,614 Don't think you were the last squad 618 00:58:34,114 --> 00:58:35,822 to survive Eismayer. 619 00:58:36,864 --> 00:58:38,197 I'll be back. 620 00:58:39,448 --> 00:58:41,823 Furthermore, let it be known that all in all 621 00:58:41,864 --> 00:58:43,864 you were pretty decent. 622 00:58:43,905 --> 00:58:45,865 Some of you even 623 00:58:45,905 --> 00:58:47,406 have promising futures. 624 00:58:49,072 --> 00:58:51,740 Having said that, have a helluva party!" 625 00:58:51,781 --> 00:58:53,114 Gentlemen, 626 00:58:53,156 --> 00:58:54,448 gentlemen, 627 00:58:54,489 --> 00:58:56,281 I wish you all the best! 628 00:59:24,281 --> 00:59:25,448 Hello! 629 00:59:25,906 --> 00:59:26,906 Hello. 630 00:59:29,157 --> 00:59:30,281 Hi. 631 00:59:31,198 --> 00:59:33,322 Wow, you look horrible. 632 00:59:35,656 --> 00:59:37,323 What are you doing here? 633 00:59:37,865 --> 00:59:39,406 What does it look like? 634 00:59:40,948 --> 00:59:41,990 How are you? 635 00:59:43,698 --> 00:59:44,906 I feel like shit. 636 00:59:48,157 --> 00:59:49,948 I signed the enlistment documents. 637 00:59:50,323 --> 00:59:52,531 It's official, I'll be a career soldier. 638 00:59:52,573 --> 00:59:55,614 Sergeant Berger said, if a Yugo like me enlists, 639 00:59:55,656 --> 00:59:57,115 he wants to get discharged. 640 01:00:09,490 --> 01:00:11,656 Uh oh, you're puking again? 641 01:00:14,574 --> 01:00:17,490 I have all the documents for the entrance exam, too. 642 01:00:17,532 --> 01:00:19,115 But I'm totally clueless. 643 01:00:19,407 --> 01:00:21,365 You think you can help me? 644 01:00:23,948 --> 01:00:25,073 Yes. 645 01:00:27,532 --> 01:00:28,948 Get lost. 646 01:00:30,865 --> 01:00:32,824 I'll throw this out. 647 01:00:36,323 --> 01:00:38,866 - Goodbye. - Goodbye. 648 01:00:40,574 --> 01:00:42,282 You've got a handsome boy. 649 01:01:19,365 --> 01:01:22,116 What's important now is that you work out. 650 01:01:22,158 --> 01:01:25,907 The better your circulation, the tougher it is for the cancer cells. 651 01:01:29,033 --> 01:01:30,033 Follow me. 652 01:01:34,991 --> 01:01:36,824 You'll work out every day. 653 01:01:37,532 --> 01:01:39,241 For at least an hour. 654 01:01:40,283 --> 01:01:41,866 Record your reps here. 655 01:01:42,741 --> 01:01:45,283 And no nagging, or no shagging. 656 01:02:23,033 --> 01:02:23,949 Hey. 657 01:02:23,991 --> 01:02:25,907 No elevator. Take the stairs. 658 01:02:25,949 --> 01:02:27,700 Mario, please. Give me a break. 659 01:02:27,742 --> 01:02:29,742 Come on, Charles, let's go. Chop-chop. 660 01:02:30,825 --> 01:02:32,742 I hate you. 661 01:02:53,950 --> 01:02:56,616 I just got the delivery confirmation. 662 01:02:56,658 --> 01:02:58,158 The bed is coming tomorrow. 663 01:02:58,199 --> 01:03:00,075 You'll be home in the morning, right? 664 01:03:01,950 --> 01:03:02,992 You okay? 665 01:03:07,450 --> 01:03:08,450 What's wrong? 666 01:03:11,200 --> 01:03:12,200 Nothing. 667 01:03:13,366 --> 01:03:14,366 Nothing. 668 01:03:17,491 --> 01:03:18,908 Are you giving up? 669 01:03:19,908 --> 01:03:20,908 Asshole. 670 01:03:22,450 --> 01:03:23,450 Charles. 671 01:03:29,242 --> 01:03:31,451 Quitting is for losers. 672 01:03:36,159 --> 01:03:37,367 Carry on! 673 01:03:42,200 --> 01:03:43,867 Yes, sir, keeping it up. 674 01:03:49,825 --> 01:03:53,409 6 months later 675 01:03:55,242 --> 01:03:57,325 Honor Guard, forward 676 01:03:57,367 --> 01:03:58,742 - march! - Step 677 01:04:00,492 --> 01:04:02,409 - two. - Left step! 678 01:04:02,451 --> 01:04:03,492 Left! 679 01:04:04,617 --> 01:04:05,617 Left. 680 01:04:06,659 --> 01:04:07,659 Two. 681 01:04:14,200 --> 01:04:15,908 Listen to her purr! 682 01:04:15,950 --> 01:04:16,950 Flawless! 683 01:04:18,117 --> 01:04:19,117 Engine stop! 684 01:04:20,992 --> 01:04:23,242 Well, what do you say, Sergeant Major? 685 01:04:23,284 --> 01:04:25,909 They're being decommissioned, so I reserved five. 686 01:04:25,951 --> 01:04:30,117 It's amazing, you can take them apart with a single wrench. 687 01:04:30,159 --> 01:04:31,784 If necessary, of course. 688 01:04:32,242 --> 01:04:35,993 You're back already? Shouldn't you be in rehab? 689 01:04:37,159 --> 01:04:39,284 I got released early for good conduct. 690 01:04:39,325 --> 01:04:40,325 I see. 691 01:04:41,284 --> 01:04:43,284 I read your medical certificate. 692 01:04:43,325 --> 01:04:44,701 It says 693 01:04:44,743 --> 01:04:47,451 I am no longer allowed to employ you as an instructor. 694 01:04:49,576 --> 01:04:50,909 So here's the plan: 695 01:04:51,492 --> 01:04:54,201 Our current sarge is retiring. 696 01:04:54,242 --> 01:04:57,242 I think this position is right up your alley. 697 01:04:59,076 --> 01:05:02,118 And your physical impairment will not interfere. 698 01:05:03,909 --> 01:05:05,285 Captain, sir, that's not possible. 699 01:05:07,118 --> 01:05:08,326 It is possible. 700 01:05:08,367 --> 01:05:09,951 Believe it or not, 701 01:05:09,993 --> 01:05:12,409 the world keeps turning even without Eismayer. 702 01:05:13,868 --> 01:05:14,868 Dismissed. 703 01:05:54,285 --> 01:05:55,285 Mario? 704 01:05:55,744 --> 01:05:57,702 Hajde, hajde, Sergeant Major, sir. 705 01:05:57,744 --> 01:05:58,909 Do come in. 706 01:06:01,326 --> 01:06:02,452 Nutcase. 707 01:06:05,368 --> 01:06:06,368 What is it? 708 01:06:06,951 --> 01:06:09,035 I got in. 709 01:06:10,493 --> 01:06:14,493 I'm going to be an officer! I'm going to the military academy! 710 01:06:17,118 --> 01:06:19,535 I can't believe it. I can't believe it. 711 01:06:19,577 --> 01:06:20,869 The military academy! 712 01:06:20,910 --> 01:06:22,285 - Congratulations. - I got in. 713 01:06:24,660 --> 01:06:26,827 The military academy! 714 01:06:30,869 --> 01:06:32,785 Based on the applicant's achievement 715 01:06:32,827 --> 01:06:35,201 he is hereby accepted to the academy. 716 01:06:38,702 --> 01:06:41,493 Charles Eismayer and Falak. 717 01:06:41,535 --> 01:06:43,577 We rule the army. 718 01:06:43,618 --> 01:06:45,285 He passed the exam 719 01:06:45,326 --> 01:06:47,285 and is going to the military academy. 720 01:06:47,326 --> 01:06:48,326 Dude. 721 01:06:52,119 --> 01:06:53,119 - Mario. - Yes. 722 01:06:54,286 --> 01:06:56,202 - What? - Don't shit your pants. 723 01:06:56,244 --> 01:06:57,952 What, "Don't shit my pants"? 724 01:07:00,869 --> 01:07:02,660 I'm gonna be an officer. 725 01:07:02,702 --> 01:07:04,410 Eismayer and Falak. 726 01:07:04,452 --> 01:07:06,161 The two faggots in the army. 727 01:07:51,244 --> 01:07:54,745 TODAY 8 PM FERRIS WHEEL! PS: WEAR SOMETHING NICE! 728 01:08:13,327 --> 01:08:14,327 Fuck... 729 01:08:17,661 --> 01:08:19,619 The Ferris Wheel? Seriously? 730 01:08:19,661 --> 01:08:21,078 Yes, seriously. 731 01:08:22,202 --> 01:08:23,078 You look good. 732 01:08:23,119 --> 01:08:24,661 - Thanks. - On the mark please. 733 01:08:25,161 --> 01:08:26,161 Come here. 734 01:08:29,745 --> 01:08:30,745 Smile. 735 01:08:32,494 --> 01:08:34,453 - I'll send the photo via e-mail. - Yes. 736 01:08:36,162 --> 01:08:38,078 If she puts that online, I kill her. 737 01:08:38,120 --> 01:08:39,619 Yes, relax. 738 01:08:40,245 --> 01:08:42,745 You know I don't drink sparkling wine. 739 01:08:42,786 --> 01:08:44,245 Grin and bear it. 740 01:09:01,703 --> 01:09:03,037 - To us. - No. 741 01:09:03,078 --> 01:09:04,078 To you! 742 01:09:04,953 --> 01:09:06,412 Again, congratulations! 743 01:09:37,370 --> 01:09:40,412 Remember when you came to our room that first night? 744 01:09:45,037 --> 01:09:47,995 I thought to myself: What a fucking dictator. 745 01:09:50,995 --> 01:09:53,495 You gonna push me out of the cable car now? 746 01:10:31,038 --> 01:10:34,829 They're cut from a 20 mm anti-aircraft cartridge. 747 01:10:39,246 --> 01:10:40,246 Try it on. 748 01:11:09,163 --> 01:11:11,704 Sometimes I really think you're retarded. 749 01:11:18,954 --> 01:11:20,954 How do you think this will play out? 750 01:11:22,954 --> 01:11:26,038 You become an officer, and we get married at the barracks? 751 01:11:27,204 --> 01:11:28,912 I apply for leave with Karnaval, 752 01:11:28,954 --> 01:11:31,079 and we spend our honeymoon in Dubai, 753 01:11:31,747 --> 01:11:33,079 stoning included? 754 01:11:37,038 --> 01:11:38,038 Mario. 755 01:11:38,496 --> 01:11:40,163 The world doesn't work 756 01:11:40,204 --> 01:11:42,246 - the way your gay brain imagines it. - I see. 757 01:11:43,496 --> 01:11:46,413 Do you refuse to understand or are you just too stupid? 758 01:11:46,455 --> 01:11:47,705 You know what I understand? 759 01:11:49,038 --> 01:11:51,830 That you're the chickenshit faggot, not me. 760 01:12:08,705 --> 01:12:10,830 Fourth Company, on my command. 761 01:12:11,913 --> 01:12:13,246 Attention! 762 01:12:14,955 --> 01:12:16,371 Right face! 763 01:12:17,747 --> 01:12:20,247 Double time to board, march! 764 01:12:20,788 --> 01:12:23,747 Presenting arms works mighty fine! 765 01:12:23,788 --> 01:12:26,621 Presenting arms works mighty fine! 766 01:12:26,663 --> 01:12:29,039 It gives us drive and a heart. 767 01:12:29,080 --> 01:12:31,747 It gives us drive and a heart. 768 01:12:31,788 --> 01:12:33,997 - Which company? - Fourth Company! 769 01:12:34,039 --> 01:12:36,330 - Which company? - Fourth Company! 770 01:12:36,372 --> 01:12:38,413 - Which company? - Fourth Company! 771 01:12:56,164 --> 01:12:59,330 Call the guard, don't let the convoy leave the barracks. 772 01:13:01,663 --> 01:13:03,581 Hey dipstick, are you sneaking off 773 01:13:03,622 --> 01:13:05,122 without saying goodbye? 774 01:13:05,164 --> 01:13:06,456 No, I didn't know... 775 01:13:06,497 --> 01:13:08,872 Just joking. Are they psyched? 776 01:13:08,913 --> 01:13:11,205 Totally. Raring to go. It's a great bunch. 777 01:13:11,247 --> 01:13:12,247 Great. 778 01:13:12,872 --> 01:13:15,205 - Is Falak with them? - Yes, second truck, why? 779 01:13:16,414 --> 01:13:17,955 - Give me a minute. - A minute. 780 01:13:22,330 --> 01:13:23,789 Corporal Falak. 781 01:13:23,830 --> 01:13:24,997 - Here! - Come here. 782 01:13:31,122 --> 01:13:33,955 Sergeant Major, sir, Corporal Falak reports as ordered. 783 01:13:43,998 --> 01:13:44,998 Good luck! 784 01:13:51,831 --> 01:13:52,831 Drive! 785 01:15:19,998 --> 01:15:21,457 - Hello. - Hello. 786 01:15:22,582 --> 01:15:24,623 Your son wants to see you. 787 01:15:38,415 --> 01:15:39,415 How's school? 788 01:15:40,165 --> 01:15:41,331 - You like it? - Yes. 789 01:15:48,290 --> 01:15:49,874 And the teacher, is she nice? 790 01:15:50,498 --> 01:15:51,498 Yes. 791 01:15:52,290 --> 01:15:53,290 Great. 792 01:15:57,166 --> 01:15:59,790 Why don't you like Mom anymore? 793 01:16:00,540 --> 01:16:02,082 What? Who said that? 794 01:16:02,832 --> 01:16:04,373 Of course I like Mom. 795 01:16:04,415 --> 01:16:07,207 Mom says, you like men more than women. 796 01:16:08,082 --> 01:16:11,291 She says, you probably already have a boyfriend. 797 01:16:14,832 --> 01:16:17,249 I like boys more than girls, too. 798 01:16:17,291 --> 01:16:20,166 The girls in my class are kind of stupid. 799 01:16:23,082 --> 01:16:26,915 My friends are Emir, Arthur, and Denial. 800 01:16:27,458 --> 01:16:29,582 But my very best friend is Louis, 801 01:16:29,623 --> 01:16:30,999 he's really cool. 802 01:16:35,291 --> 01:16:37,623 And what's your friend's name? 803 01:17:07,374 --> 01:17:09,999 - Are the keys inside? - Yes. 804 01:18:26,250 --> 01:18:28,666 And after some back and forth, 805 01:18:30,125 --> 01:18:33,333 everyone chipped in, and for 350 schillings 806 01:18:34,083 --> 01:18:36,625 she gave us all blow jobs at the same time. 807 01:18:36,666 --> 01:18:39,125 I hope your guys' dicks didn't touch, huh? 808 01:18:41,375 --> 01:18:43,625 If I were you, Falak, I'd shut the fuck up. 809 01:18:46,500 --> 01:18:49,875 - First Platoon, Fourth Company... - It's alright. Sit down. 810 01:18:50,751 --> 01:18:51,833 Sit down. 811 01:19:09,083 --> 01:19:11,375 Mario, it's just wonderful with you. 812 01:19:15,667 --> 01:19:17,959 And I'm not just talking about the sex. 813 01:19:19,333 --> 01:19:20,333 Everything. 814 01:19:23,125 --> 01:19:24,917 Mario, I want you. 815 01:19:26,584 --> 01:19:28,208 In my life. Everywhere. 816 01:19:28,250 --> 01:19:30,126 What's that supposed to mean? 817 01:19:32,667 --> 01:19:34,168 You wanna marry me? 818 01:19:40,959 --> 01:19:44,001 And we'll spend our honeymoon in Dubai? Stoning included. 819 01:19:53,459 --> 01:19:56,043 20 mm anti-aircraft cartridge. 820 01:21:04,835 --> 01:21:06,126 Carry on. 821 01:22:25,002 --> 01:22:28,711 On January 31, 2014, Charles Eismayer and Mario Falak officially entered 822 01:22:28,753 --> 01:22:31,669 a civil union at the Maria Theresien Barracks. 823 01:22:32,586 --> 01:22:36,294 Both were still in active duty at the time of filming. 50078

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