All language subtitles for You.Lucky.Dog.1998.WEB-DL.DSNP

[ Male Singer ]
♪ Togetherness ♪

♪ The two of us together
It’s the only place to be ♪

♪ Togetherness ♪

♪ No matter what the weather
you can always count on me ♪

♪ But me and you
are stuck like glue ♪

♪ We’ll never come apart ♪

♪ You and me
couldn’t hurt a flea ♪

♪ We’re the same
right down to the heart ♪

♪ Togetherness ♪

♪ It’s like nothing
and it’s something
that’s hard to find ♪

♪ The two of us
are so similar ♪

♪ You know that
I can read your mind ♪

♪ When the rain
comes falling down ♪

♪ The sun will come
right back around ♪

♪ ’Cause we got the best
Nothing less ♪

♪ Togetherness ♪♪

"Dog Psychic
Stuns Experts."

Don’t you worry, boy.
Everything’s gonna be all right.

Looks like he’s
the real thing, boy.

Mr. Morgan
is a dog therapist.

He’s been gifted with
a psychic connection to canines.

So he can actually
read their thoughts
and communicate with them.

He’ll sit your dog down
for a consultation...

and see if he can’t
get to the heart of
what’s really bothering him.

- Is this for real or what ?
- Oh, yes !

Mr. Morgan’s been doing this
for years. He’s a very talented
and sensitive therapist.

[ Snoring ]

[ Whines, Sniffs ]

[ Phone Ringing ]

Jack Morgan, dog therapist.
This is Bernice.

A dog therapist !
For crying out loud,
why do I listen to you ?

[ Bernice ]
Really ? I put that check
in the mail last week.

Nothing in the envelope ?
The check must’ve fallen out.

There’s nothin’ goin’ on
in there.
Fifty bucks down the drain.

Maybe he communicates
with his clients
on a higher level.

- That does it.
I’m goin’ in there.
- You can’t go in there !

[ Woman ]
Honey, no.

What did I tell you ?
He’s nothing but a big phony !

Uh... well, we were making
some real progress.

Progress !
You were sleeping !

Well, that’s how
it may appear
to the untrained eye--

Let’s see what it looks like
with a black eye.

I’m sensing a lot
of hostility here.

That could cause some serious
psychological damage to Bosco
from which he may never recover.

- And you’re gonna have
to live with that.
- Fine. Live with this.

I happen to be
a personal friend of the mayor.

And I’m gonna have this place
closed down quicker than
you can say "cease and desist."

Get the dog, Emily.

Come on, Bosco.
Come on.

Oh, sure !
Like he really knows
the mayor.

This is it !
I’ve just had it, Jack.
It’s too stressful.

Besides, I’ve already got
a line on a job
with more career potential.

- What kind of job ?
- Drive-in hostess
at the Chicken Barn.

You sure I can’t
talk you out of leaving ?

- Positive.
- What if I give you a raise ?

I’d settle for what
you already owe me, Jack.

I’m sure gonna miss you,
Bernice.

[ Knocking At Door ]

A customer ! Stop packing !
Put it away !

- Jack Morgan ?
- At your service.

I’m Clive Windsor.
This is Calvin.

- Hello.
- Mmm.

And this unhappy fellow
is Lucky.

He’s been so upset
and agitated lately.
I’m very concerned.

Yes, yes, I can see.
He needs
immediate attention.

Hmm. Could be
a chewing disorder...

or tail anxiety.

Or both.

Bernice, when is
my next open appointment ?

- You’re clear
till next Thanksgiving.
- Shh, shh.

Well, looks like
we have a cancellation.

We can get started
right away.

Please, make yourselves
comfortable. Bernice,
the gentlemen might like coffee.

So would I.
It’s across the street
at the diner.

[ Chuckles ]
She’s great.

Okay. Well,
come on, Lucky.

- This won’t take long.
This won’t hurt a bit.
- That’s it, boy, go ahead.

Here we go.
Have a seat.

[ Clears Throat ]

[ Lucky Groans ]

Who am I kidding ?
Your head’s as empty
as a clear sky, isn’t it ?

Even if I could read
your mind,

all you’d be thinking about
is chasing squirrels
and drinking out of a toilet.

[ Sighs ]
Believe it or not,

there was a time
when I could actually do this...

for real !

I was just a kid.
Maybe it was some kind
of genetic thing.

Well, whatever it was,
it just faded away.

[ Sniffs ]

[ Whooshing Sound ]

Man, what was that ?

I gotta get out
of this office more often.

I’ve gotta get
some fresh air.

[ Whooshing Sound ]

What the heck
is goin’ on ?

Wait a second.
What are you lookin’ at ?

What are you up to ?

All right. All right,
that’s it. This session
is officially over.

- Oh, done already ?
- Yes.

I’m having trouble
getting through to him.
It’s just not gonna work out.

- A-Are you sure ?
- I’m positive.

Maybe you should see
another dog therapist
or a veterinarian.

- Anybody but me.
- Is Lucky all right ?

- I don’t know.
- Is he sick ?

I don’t--

- He’s worried about you.
- Me ?

He’s sensing some hostility
from two--

no, three people,
in your own home.

How did you know
about that ?

Uh--

T-To be honest with you,
I have no idea.

Um, you know, it was probably
just a lucky guess.

Listen, y-you better leave.

Well, at least
let me pay you
for your information.

Oh, no, no. No, no, no.
I cut the session short. I’m
not gonna charge you a thing.

No, no.
I insist.

Now I understand
what’s been bothering Lucky.

I-I’m glad I could help.

You have a remarkable gift,
young man.

Come on.

A gift ?
It’s more like a curse.

- What happened in there ?
- It’s the dog.

- What, Windsor’s ?
- Yeah. Yeah, I just--

I got a really weird vibe
off him.

- It kind of spooked me.
- What are you talking about ?

After all these years,
he’s the only one
that I almost--

- He just rattled me.
- Jack, if you’re talking
about...

you know what,
you haven’t had that
since you were 14.

[ Phone Ringing ]

- Yeah ?
- [ Woman Indistinct ]

Uh-huh.
Oh, I see.

Jack, it’s the mayor’s office.

[ Men Chattering ]

Oh, so it’s Mr. Mooney’s word
against mine. Is that it ?

Well, I happen to be
a respected canine therapist.

Why are you laughing ?

Listen, I provide
a valuable service
to the community.

Hello ?

Well, fine !
Pick my bones while I’m down,
you vultures !

I can’t believe this.
This is totally unfair.

Uh, Mr. Morgan ?

Remember me ?
Calvin Bridges.

Yes, yes, yes.
You work for, um--

- Mr. Windsor.
- Right.

I’m sorry.
Did I come at a bad time ?

- Oh, no. No, no, no.
I’m just, uh, remodeling.
- Uh-huh.

- What brings you here,
Mr. Bridges ?
- Oh.

Bad news, I’m afraid.
Mr. Windsor passed away
last week.

Oh, I’m very sorry.
He was such a nice old guy.

Yes, he was.
Now you’re needed
at the estate.

- Why ?
- Something to do
with Lucky.

- No, thanks.
- I really think
you should reconsider.

Uh-uh. I told you,
I want nothing to do
with that dog.

This could be very much
worth your while.
Let me drive you over.

- No.
- Why ? You got
something better to do ?

Well, I--

[ Woman ]
I think we’re ready
to begin the proceedings.

First, let me express
my condolences on the death
of your Uncle Clive Windsor.

Thank you, my dear.
It has indeed been
very devastating.

It’s been so difficult.

- [ Woman ] Please proceed.
- Fine.

"I, Clive Windsor,
being of sound mind and body,

- [ Scoffs ] Right !
- "do hereby bequeath
my worldly possessions...

- "to my only living heirs
as follows:
- Yes !

"To my nephew Reuben, who never
showed an interest in anything
other than his own comfort,

- I leave
my favorite easy chair."
- I always liked that chair.

You moron !
He’s cut you out of his will.

- Who’s next ?
- "To my niece Margaret,
whose greed...

is rivaled only
by her vanity, I leave
one full-length mirror."

- And ?
- I’m afraid that’s it.

[ Gasps ]
It’s mine !
It’s mine !

- What ?
- Thank you, Uncle.
Thank you.

How dare he !

"And to my sniveling nephew
Lyle,

"who has always been
a big numbskull,

I leave... nothing."

- What ?
- "That’s right, Lyle.

Absolutely nothing."
Oh, that’s what it says.

- That just about covers it.
- Wait a minute.
Who gets the money ?

- The $64 million ?
- The $64 million has been
placed in a trust fund.

But who gets the money ?

[ Jack ]
Mr. Bridges ?
Mr. Bridges !

If it’s not a house call,
why are we going
to the Windsor estate ?

I told you, I’m a busy man.
I’m practically a doctor.

- You’re meeting with
Mr. Windsor’s attorney.
- His attorney ?

Here we are.

Wow ! This is the place ?
I’ve seen smaller museums.

[ Arguing ]

- [ Shouting ]
- [ Car Horn Honking ]

Is that him ?

[ Snarls ]

Hi.

I’m Jack Morgan,
the dog therapist.

I’ll kill you !

[ Shouting,
Lucky Barking ]

Stop it !
You’ll kill him.

- Let me kill him !
- [ Shouting Continues ]

Get off me !

Hey, my foot !

[ Margaret ]
I’ll be back !

- Are you okay ?
- Yeah. Yeah, I’m fine.

I’m Jack Morgan.

- I’m here to see
Mr. Windsor’s attorney.
- That’s me, Alison Kent.

- You’re the attorney ?
- Yes. You seem surprised.

Uh, well, I am.

I, I mean, I was--
Well--

Are you okay ?

Yeah.
Yeah, great.

Good. We have
some business to discuss.

We do ?

Nice place.

- Perhaps you’d like
to take a look around.
- Yeah, sure.

I think I should tell you
to prepare yourself.

The situation
that we’re in here
is a bit unusual.

In fact, I think
it’s safe to say it’s...
the first of its kind.

When you met Mr. Windsor,
I’m sure you noticed...

he was a very
unique individual.

During his lifetime
he amassed a fortune
of $64 million.

Well, that definitely qualifies
as "amassing."

You just met
his only living heirs,
who could best be described as--

Pond scum ?

Let’s just say
Mr. Windsor thought
they were undeserving.

So, that’s why Mr. Windsor
decided to leave
his entire estate...

to the only one he knew
possessed enough heart
and spirit...

to enjoy the money
properly.

His dog... Lucky.

- You’re joking, right ?
- No, I’m not.

- How does a dog inherit money ?
- Well,

the entire $64 million
has been placed in a trust,

and you have been named
trustee.

Lucky’s
permanent translator,

his legal voice in all matters
regarding his whims and wishes
for spending the fortune.

The dog will be in control
of the assets, and you
will be working for him.

Me ?

Apparently Mr. Windsor
was very impressed with you.

Really ?

Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.

Let’s get this straight.
The dog...

and I have control
of all the money ?

That’s right.

And all the property,
including this mansion...

if you choose
to become trustee.

Of course,
I does require some duties
on your part.

Oh. Duties ?

- You’d have to live here.
- Oh, gee.

And you’ll have
a full-time staff.

A staff ?
I like the sound of that.

- Are you sure
this whole thing is legal ?
- Ironclad.

Unless, of course,
the heirs can prove that
you’re mentally incompetent.

Aw, well, no problem there.
I mean, I am sharp as a tack.

- Mr. Morgan ?
- Hmm ?

So, is there
anything else ?

Well, there is
the matter of money.

Here’s some credit cards
and cash to tide you over...

- until we set up
your bank accounts.
- Oh, excellent.

It’s been very...
interesting.

I think that takes care
of things for now.

Yeah. Well,
drop by anytime.

- I’ll see you later.
- I’ll talk to you tomorrow.

It’s all mine.
[ Laughs ]

This whole castle
is mine !

I am master of the manor.

I’m lord of the castle.

I’m Lord of the Flies.

Lord of the Dance !

I’m rich ! I’m rich !
I’m really, really rich !

I’m rich !
I’m rich !

I’m really rich !
I’m rich ! I’m rich !
I’m really, really rich !

Top o’ the world, Ma !

Ah, what can I say ?
I’ve never been rich before.

- And it looks like
I’m your new driver.
- Great !

I live upstairs on
the west wing. I’ll be happy
to help you find your bedroom.

Sure. Wow.
I’ve never lived in a place
that needed a tour guide before.

Oh, man, have I got
a weird taste in my mouth.

- You got a mint ?
- No.

Yeah, it tastes like--
It tastes like... shoe leather.

Are you all right,
chief ?

- Yeah. Yeah, I’m fine.
- Okay.

- Follow me.
- Okay.

The old man knew
exactly what he was doing.

He was trying to teach us
some stupid lesson about
the real world or something.

- All I want to know is,
how do we get our money back ?
- According to the will,

the only way to dissolve
the trust is to prove
that the trustee,

Mr. Jack Morgan,
is mentally incompetent.

- He claims to be a dog psychic.
What more proof do you need ?
- Can you do it ?

[ Scoffs ]
Of course. Relax.

If it takes me
more than a week,
I’ll retire.

But it’s going
to cost you.

- How much ?
- Thirty percent.

- [ Together ] What ?
- I think he said
thirty percent.

That’s thirty percent
of our money.

Your money
currently belongs to a dog.

[ Sighs ]

Thirty percent of squat
is still squat.

Do you want your house back
or not ? I cost because
I’m the best in the business.

I can have you
back in your mansion,
on your patio with that dog...

on a barbecue spit
in a couple of weeks, but
30 percent is what it’ll cost.

[ Yawns ]
Take it or leave it.

Well, uh--
What do we do for money
in the meantime ?

You could always
take a job.

[ Gasps ]

All right.
Cut back on your spending.

Cut back ?

How am I supposed to live ?
I use an imported shampoo.

Well, you could wear
that hat for a week.

No, no, no, no.
We need a court order...

to be able to get back
into the house, to be able
to get our cars, belongings--

Negative ! I don’t
want you going back there
until after the trial.

We’re going for a motion.

I want to be able to tell the
jury you were too traumatized
to go back. Don’t worry.

You’ll be back in your rooms
in no time.

[ Margaret ]
This is an outrage.

We have no credit cards,
no cars.

I can’t even imagine what kind
of room we could rent for the
amount of cash we have on us.

- What are we gonna do ?
- Shh, shh, shh.

We’ll consider the offer,
Mr. Pfister.

Thank you.
Come on, let’s go.

I can’t stand the thought
of that little creep in my home.

Heaven only knows
what he’s doing
at this very moment.

- ♪♪ [ Rock ]
- [ Jack Shouting ]

Whoo ! Whoo-whoo !

It’s five seconds on the clock,
and it’s up to Jack Morgan.

He fakes,
he looks for--

It’s good !
Jack Morgan wins it again !

What an athlete.
What a man.

Oh, no.
Where’s the ball ?

Where’s the ball ?

I’m goin’ in.

- [ Knocking ]
- Mr. Morgan ?

It’s the housekeepers, sir.
Would you like some dinner ?

♪♪ [ Rock Music Continues ]

♪♪

Oh ! Oh.

Wait. Don’t be afraid.
I live here.

Miss ?

Hello ?

[ Margaret ]
Look at these sheets !

- [ Reuben ]
At least they’re clean.
- But they’re cotton !

This skin has never slept
on anything less
than 100% silk.

And I’m certainly not
about to start rubbing elbows
with mattress buttons now.

Ahh !
This is unbearable.

This is completely
unacceptable !

How much longer
can we be expected
to endure this ?

I suggest we take matters
into our own hands.

[ Margaret ]
Tell me.

What do you have
in mind ?

Why pay that greedy attorney
millions of dollars...

- when we can handle
the problem ourselves ?
- Yes ? Yes ?

If Lucky becomes unlucky,
the money reverts to us.

All we have to do
is change the dog’s name ?

No !

If Lucky has an accident...
[ Makes Cutting Sound ]

we get all of it back.

Ooh.

It’s too risky.

Before we go that far,
let’s get the goods
on that phony mutt lover.

Let’s not forget we’re down
to our last quarter.

Can I use it
for the vibrating bed ?

Please ?

I know it’s strange,
but Mr. Windsor was convinced...

I’d know exactly
how Lucky wants
the money spent.

I’m neat and I’m tidy.

I eat the normal stuff
at the normal times.

There’s nothing fancy about me.
I think you’ll find
I am just a normal--

[ Whooshing Sound ]

- What ?
- What ?

- What did you say ?
- I beg your pardon ?

You said something
about going outside.

Outside ? No.

- You.
- No.

Oh.
What was I saying ?

- You said you were normal and--
- Normal.

That’s right.
I am perfectly normal and--

- If you gotta go, you gotta go.
Don’t let me stop you.
- What ?

- You just said--
- I didn’t say anything.

- Are you sure ?
- I think I’d know.

- Then you ?
- Nothing !

- [ Barks ]
- Oh, no !

Wh-What is it ?

He just--

I just--
Aah !

- Do you know what this means ?
- Yes.

- The dog wants to go outside.
- How did you know that ?

Because dogs always make
those whining noises
when they want to go out.

Oh... right.
[ Chuckles ]

I’m a dog therapist.
I know that.

Uh, will you excuse us
for just a minute ?

Can I talk to you ?

I’m hearing you
inside my head.

- And you can understand me,
too, can’t you ?
- [ Barks ]

Why didn’t you tell me
when we first met
at the office ?

- [ Barks ]
- Maybe I wasn’t listening,
but I had a lot on my mind.

- He’s talking to the dog.
- It’s very strange.

You don’t understand.
After all these years,
it’s come back. Why now ?

I knew this setup
was too good to be true.

- [ Barks ]
- I know you need to go out.
Just hold it, will ya ?

Listen, I have been
through this before,
and it’s no fun for me.

[ Barking ]

All right, slow down, will ya ?
I haven’t done this
since I was a kid.

- [ Whining ]
- Wait a minute.

This could be worse
than I thought.

All right, listen.
I’ve got to ask you something.

This is very important,
so think it through
carefully.

What’s your personality like ?
Do you get overexcited easily ?

All right. You don’t strike me
as the type that gets too hyper,
and that’s good...

because it’s very important
to stay calm.

Whatever you do,
you don’t want to get
too emotional.

Now, tail-wagging
is acceptable in moderation.

An occasional outbreak
of barking or a token growl
is fine too.

You just don’t want
to get too excited
because it’s bad.

It’s real bad.

Why is it bad ?
You don’t wanna know.

People might think
I’m nuts.

- He’s definitely nuts.
- [ Barking ]

All right already.
I heard you
the first two times.

You wanna go out,
we’ll go out.

Come on.

And don’t think you’re
gonna be barking out orders
at me, either.

That’s not how
it’s gonna work around here.
Are you listening to me ?

Come on ! It’s the same spot
you circled three times now !

Don’t you recognize it yet ?

Sorry. I didn’t mean
to throw off your concentration.

Oh, that’s the spot, huh ?
Great !

I think you made
a fine choice.

What ?

For crying out loud,
I’m not watching !
I’m waiting.

[ Growls ]

All right, no problem.

I guess I wouldn’t
want to be watched, either.

[ Barking ]

Are you finished ?
Hello ?

[ Barking ]

What ?

A bone ?

All right, calm down.
It’s just a bone.
Stay calm.

Lucky, just relax,
will ya ?

Hey, come on.
I thought you said you didn’t
get excited that easily.

Oh ! Oh, no !

No ! No ! No !

[ Lucky Barking ]

Oh. What in the world ?

Excuse me.

Excuse me !

Are you sure
you’re all right ?

- Fine, fine.
Just lookin’ for a bone.
- [ Stammering ]

- What ?
- A bone, a bone.

I need to find a bone.
I buried a big, juicy bone here
a few nights ago.

I can’t remember where it is.
It’s driving me crazy.

I can smell it.

I know it’s in here.
I can taste it too.

- [ Barks ]
- Hold the phone.
This could be gravy.

Hallelujah !
It’s still got some meat on it !

You need help.

- Oh, baby, I could chew
on you all night.
- How dare you !

Oh, come here,
you tasty morsel.

[ Screaming ]

- [ Lucky Barking ]
- [ Maid Screaming ]

- [ Barking Continues ]
- [ Sighs ]

[ Barking Continues ]

[ Growling ]

I think he’s dangerous.

I knew it.
The guy’s a fruitcake.

[ Barking Continues ]

[ Glass Shattering,
Growling ]

[ Growling Continues ]

He is one sick puppy.

Excuse me.

I just wanted to let you know
that we’re leaving now.

It’s nothing personal,
but I think you might be
possessed by the devil...

or something,
so we’re just going
to go now.

[ Barking ]

[ Excited Chattering ]

- [ Howling ]
- [ Barking ]

[ Fly Buzzing ]

[ Buzzing Continues ]

[ Groans ]

Oh, my head.

Yech !

Shoe.
No wonder.

Lucky, wake up.
We gotta talk.

Hey, look at this place.

Look at you.
Look at me !

[ Sighs ]
What did we do last night,
raid the city dump ?

Don’t even answer that.
What did I get myself into ?

All right, listen.
This is not gonna go on
like this.

You understand ? You have got
to concentrate on not getting
excited, and behaving yourself.

- You got it ?
- [ Growls ]

All right, then.

Sixty-four million dollars.

- Just keep reminding yourself
of that.
- [ Calvin Clears Throat ]

- I hate to interrupt.
- Uh, good morning.

’Morning.

So, you, uh,
talk to the dog, huh ?

Yes, I do.

And he understands you.

I’m afraid so.

- And you understand him.
- That’s right.

Okay. I see.

I’ve known old Lucky here
for a few years.

Why don’t you ask him why he
chewed up my brand-new Italian
leather gloves last week ?

I’d really like
to know that.

[ Jack ]
Well ?

He says he couldn’t resist.
He loves Italian food.

Is that so ?

Well, I guess they would be
pretty tasty at that.

Why don’t you
clean yourself up ?
I’ll make us a pot of coffee.

- Thanks.
- Mm-hmm.

[ Sighs ]
Look at this stuff.

Man. What are you,
a walking garbage can ? Huh ?

So, uh, how weird
did things get last night ?

Let’s just say,
for the first time in my life
I locked by bedroom door...

and slept
with my light on.

- That bad, huh ?
- You wanna tell me...

- what’s goin’ on here, chief ?
- Not really.

Okay. Okay, listen.

When Lucky gets excited,

when he gets
really, really excited,

[ Whining ]

his personality
kind of jumps into me.

- And then I kind of become him.
- [ Barks ]

What ?

You know,
it’s kind of like, like...

channeling.

You become a dog ?

Cold nose, car chasing,
the works.

[ Chuckling ]
He expects me
to believe this.

What, you think
I’m making this up ?

Hey, listen, Calvin,
I wouldn’t blame you
if you left.

[ Sighs ]
I’ve been here 15 years.

I got a good thing
goin’ here. It’s home.
I want it to stay that way.

But if you keep on pretending
to be Lassie,

they’re gonna run us out of here
quicker than you can say,
"Timmy fell down the well."

[ Sighs ]

Can I fix you
some breakfast, huh ?

Bacon, eggs ?
Kibble ?

No, thanks.
I had too much garbage
last night.

How ’bout you, fella ?
You hungry ?

No. He hasn’t had
much of an appetite since
the night the old man died.

Here you go, Lucky.
Breakfast fit for a king.

You’ve gotta eat,
Lucky.

What’s bothering you,
pal ?

[ Footsteps ]

Ah, not tonight, Lucky.

It’s the coldest night
of the year.

[ Chuckles ]
You know just how to get to me,
don’t you, boy ?

All right, all right.
Come on, come on.

- [ Barking ]
- All right, let’s go.

- [ Thunderclaps ]
- No, boy, not too fast.

You’re going too fast
for me, Lucky.

Wait a minute.
You’ll be okay on your own.

Yeah. Okay, boy.
Go ahead.

Have fun.

- [ Thunderclaps ]
- [ Groaning ]

[ Barking ]

Lucky, it wasn’t your fault.
He was an old man !

I know you miss him,
but sooner or later
you’ve gotta let him go.

Look, just try to remember
the good times
you had together.

Like going for walks
and riding in the car.

Those are the things
he left behind for you.

That’s what you have
to hold on to.

In the meantime,
you’ve gotta eat.

I know.
You need a change of scenery.

What do you say
we go someplace ?

- [ Barks ]
- You like that idea, huh ?
Where do you want to go ?

What ?
You wanna go where ?

Oh, no, not the mall.

- [ Barking ]
- Okay. All right, all right.

Ahem.

- We’ve decided
to go to the mall.
- The mall ?

Okay. Well...
I’ll bring the car around.

[ Barking ]

All right.
Just don’t get yourself
all worked up.

We’re going to the mall.
Just stay calm.

Calm. Calm.

Oh, boy ! Oh, boy !
Oh, boy ! Oh, boy!
We’re goin’ for a ride !

I love to ride
in the car.

Come on, Lucky.

I apologize
if you’re not,

but are you, by any chance,
the dog right now ?

I’m covered in fur, aren’t I ?
Who else would I be ?
Come on, let’s roll !

Oh, hold it ! Hold it !
Serious itch comin’ on.

Ooh, baby !

Oh, baby !

Oh, Suzanna !
Oh, honey, come on.
Bring it on home.

[ Sighs ]
That’s better.

Ever get one
right behind the ear ?

That can
drive you crazy.

Hey, what are we
waitin’ for ?

Let’s get this bucket
on the road !

I’m gonna need
a lot more money for this gig.
I can see that right now.

[ Jack Barking ]

[ Barking Continues ]

[ Wicked Laugh ]
Oh, look at him ! He’s better
than we could hope for.

[ Both Barking ]

- He’s a total maniac !
- Yeah !

Get close to the limousine
so we can get him on tape.

- Hurry up !
- Stop it !
I know what I’m doing.

- Are you getting this on video ?
- Every bark of it.

Oh, my own man,
my own ship !

Hurry up, stupid.
He’s getting away.

Will you stop telling me
how to drive ?
You don’t even have a license.

And don’t call me stupid.
You keep that up,
I’m gonna scream !

Look out !

- [ Margaret ]
Now you’ve done it, Lyle.
- Well, it was your fault !

At least we have
that raving idiot
on videotape.

Oh, no.
I forgot to put
a videotape in this thing.

[ Margaret ]
You what ? He’s coming.
Go, go, go !

Go, go, go, go !

[ Man ]
Come back here !
Hey !

- [ Horn Honking ]
- Come on !

[ Margaret ]
Well, we’ve lost them.

It’s time to stop
pussyfooting around.

Don’t you think it’ll look
a tad suspicious if something
happens to the dog so soon ?

I pulled it off
the first time, didn’t I ?

We’ll break into the house
and get the mutt tonight.

This time next week,
we’ll be sleeping
in our own beds.

Everybody in sync ?

Maybe I could make a deal
with him.

The dog ?

No !
Our Mr. Morgan.

Oh.

I’ll use
my irresistible charm.

Right.

Stop that.
Stop that !

- Gotta chew. Gotta chew. Ooh.
- Hmm ?

There’s Happy Pups
in the glove compartment.
Ooh ! Happy Pups.

- All right, all right.
All right ! All right already.
- Happy Pups.

Here, here.

[ Groaning ]

[ Groaning ]
Wow. What just happened ?

You took another little trip
to the rubber kennel.

Man, we gotta figure out a way
to keep Lucky
from getting so excited.

Hmph.
Whatever you say, boss.

[ Car Phone Ringing ]

Hello. Yes, he is.
Yes, he is, Miss Kent.
Just a minute.

- Remember, you be careful
or you’re gonna blow it
for both of us.
- Yeah.

Hello, Alison.
Hi. How are ya ?

Sure, I’d love to sign
some more papers, but now
we’re on our way to the mall.

Why don’t you
just meet us there ?

Your daughter ?
I didn’t know you had--

Bring her along.
Yeah.

Well, we’re going
to the pet store.
Where else is a dog gonna shop ?

I hate to break it
to you, Lucky,

but dogs
just don’t buy furniture.

I mean, a new dish maybe,
or a studded collar.

- [ Barks ]
- It does look comfortable, but--

I don’t need to try it.

It’s your money.
If you really like it,
go ahead and buy it.

- [ Barking ]
- All right, all right.
I’ll try it.

Relax. Remember,
you’ve got to stay cool.

[ Sighs ]
Ooh, you’re right.
This is nice.

And the leather
doesn’t rub your fur
the wrong way.

Get the dog
off the sofa, please.

Oh, sorry. But he insists
on checking it out
before we buy it.

It happens to be
our finest model.
$5,000.

What ?
Five grand for a sofa ?

- [ Barking ]
- Are you sure ?

[ Barking ]

[ Jack ]
Whatever you say.

- We’ll take it.
- [ Barks ]

And that one.

- And that one.
- [ Barking ]

And the two red ones
over by the door.

Oh. Very well.
We can make delivery
next week.

No, I’m sorry.

He wants them tomorrow
or the deal’s off.

[ Sighs ]
Would a 10:00 delivery
be satisfactory ?

Come on,
make up your mind, Lucky.

Great !
We’ll take a pair
of these too.

[ Mouthing Words ]
Enough.
That’s plenty.

Hey, here’s a nice one.
Soft, squeaky.

Why don’t you give it
a test chew,
see what you think ?

Too squeaky ?
Fine.

Ooh, here’s something
no home should be without.
A green lamb chop.

What do you think ?

Nah.
I didn’t like it, either.

Ooh, look at this !
Cheese-filled, smoky-flavored.

- Ooh ! How ’bout one of these ?
- [ Barking ]

- Two of ’em ? Okay.
- [ Barking ]

All of ’em ? All right.

I should taste-test this stuff
myself because I’ll probably
end up chewing on most of it.

Now what ?

Okay, this shopping spree
is officially over.

Come on.

[ Barks ]

May I have him, Mom ?
I’ll take care of him.
I promise.

It’s not that easy, honey.
An apartment’s no place
for a puppy.

He needs a yard
to play in.

So let’s move back
to the house with Dad.
He has a yard and everything.

Nicole, you know
we can’t do that.

Hi !
Oh, what a cute puppy !

Did I say the wrong thing ?

We don’t have room
for a puppy ’cause my dad
got the house.

Nicole !

Not married.

- He likes me. What’s his name ?
- Lucky.

And I’m Jack. You know,
I bet Lucky would love it
if you came over to play.

- Really ? Can I, Mom ?
- We’ll see, honey.

You hear that, Lucky ?
We’re gonna be friends.

- There you go. You got him ?
- [ Barking ]

- Thanks. That was really sweet.
- Oh, sure !

Any friend of Lucky’s
is a friend of mine.

- I have some documents
I need you to sign.
- Oh, no "problemo."

- All right. Okay.
- Right here.

[ Jack ]
All righty.
Right here on the dotted line ?

- [ Alison ] Yep, right there.
Great.
- [ Barks ]

[ Barking ]

[ Growling ]

- You don’t like cats ?
- Huh ?

- Mom, Lucky wants to leave !
- Have time for a little walk ?

Sure. Hold on, Nick.
We’re coming.

The last time I spent
an afternoon just
hanging out at the mall...

I was still living
in Nebraska.

Nebraska ? What was your
other entertainment option ?

Tipping over
the neighbor’s cow ?

- For your information,
there’s a lot of fun things
to do in the Midwest.
- Yeah ?

My sisters, my cousins,
we’d all hang out.

My mom used to call us
the seven musketeers.

Wow, there’s seven of you ?
It must seem real quiet
with just you and Nicole.

Quiet’s okay.
But I think she’s missing out
on something really special.

Being from a big family,
there’s just always someone
there for you. Always.

- Thanks for the ride, Jack.
- You’re welcome ! I love trains.

[ Jack ]
When I was little, I always
wanted to be an engineer.

[ Alison ]
You know, for a bachelor,
you’re pretty good with kids.

Oh ! Well, thanks.
I guess I do have
a sensitive side.

I mean, I’m not one
of those guys that cries
at the drop of a hat.

But I do like kids...
and girls too !

In fact, listen, Alison,
would you ever consider--
[ Sniffing ]

- [ Sniffing ]
- [ Sniffing ]

- Won ton chicken !
- Excuse me ?

- Pork !
- [ Sniffing ]

- Sweet and sour pork !
- What ?

I can smell it.
I can smell it.
It’s near, it’s near !

Yeah, it’s probably
over at Won Ton Tommy’s.

Yee-haw !

They must be pretty hungry.

I, I guess so, honey.

Come on, let’s go.

[ Both Barking ]

Gotta have more. More !

Table scraps ! Table scraps.
I love it, I love it.

[ Excited Chattering ]

What is all this ?
Are they remodeling the place ?

It looks like he bought
the whole stupid town.

[ Reuben ]
He’s having steaks delivered.
Tons of them !

What ?
Give me those.

[ Margaret ]
Hundreds of chew toys.
I don’t believe this.

Now is the time
to make my move.

- How many dogs
you got here anyway ?
- Just one.

But he and the dog have
a very... special relationship.

Just go pile this up
with the rest of the stuff.

Admit it. You overdid it.
Now, where are we supposed
to put all this stuff ?

Lucky, come on, come on.
Can’t you wait till dinnertime ?

Yoo-hoo ! Hello there.

My dear boy,

please allow me
to apologize for my
behavior the other day.

- Say you forgive me.
- Okay, yeah, sure.

You can’t imagine
how distraught I was...

over the sudden passing
of my beloved uncle.

[ Sighs ]

- But you seem
like a reasonable young man.
- Uh-huh.

Good ! Then we can
discuss business.

[ Jackhammer Hammering ]

What on earth are
you doing to this house ?

We’re tearing out
the marble floors.

- You’re what ?
- It was Lucky’s idea, not mine.

That is carerra marble
imported from Naples,
hand-carved and polished !

Yeah, but you should try
running on it.

Your paws slip all over
the place, especially if you’re
taking a really sharp turn.

I see.

Ah, do you mind
if I ask what you intend
to replace it with ?

Watch it, lady.

AstroTurf.

[ Screams, Laughs ]

But of course !

Where were we ?

Oh, yes, business.

I was thinking,
perhaps there’s a way
we could both profit.

- Would you look at that ?
- What ?

Bones !

Beef-basted, meaty,
mammoth, crunchy, munchy,
grade-A certified bones !

My goodness.
Get ahold of yourself.

You know what I’m gonna do
with those bones, don’t you ?

- Bury ’em !
- But why ?

Duh !
So I can dig ’em up again.

That seems rather silly,
doesn’t it ?

You don’t understand, do you ?
You never did.

You gotta dig ’em up !
Think about it.

It’s 2:00 in the morning,
and you’ve got nothing to do.

All of a sudden, you remember...
there’s a bone
buried in the yard.

I can dig it up
and chew it to pieces.
[ Whimpering ]

You’re nothing
but a dirty, filthy,

- disgusting young man.
- [ Barking ]

- What did you say ?
- Stay away from me.

- There’s something
I’ve always wanted to do.
- [ Barking ]

- I’m warning you.
- [ Snarling ]

[ Screaming ]

[ Ripping Sound ]

Well ?

- Did you make a deal with him ?
- Not exactly.

- What happened ?
- Let’s just say he is
a very disturbed young man.

All right then,
we’re gonna do it my way.

And I’m gonna really enjoy
planning this one.
Let’s go.

[ Door Closes ]

I’ll see
if everything’s ready.

Okay, just wait here
a minute, all right ?

- Calvin, you ready ?
- Oh, yes, it’s all done.

- Shh !
- I hope he likes it.

I gotta tell you.
I’m having a ball watching him
throw Windsor’s money around.

That’s the way a dog is
when he’s free to do whatever
he wants. Reckless abandon.

Hey, Calvin, listen.

I really appreciate
you keeping all my little...
freak-outs a secret.

I just don’t want anyone
to know about this,

especially not
Mr. Windsor’s attorney,
Miss Kent, all right ?

- No problem.
- Thanks.

All right, Lucky, come on.
Time to play.

- Come on in.
- Come on.

It’s all yours !

Look what we set up for you.
Your very own sidewalk cafe.

With today’s special,
leg of moose.

[ Calvin ]
You’ve made your mark, Lucky.

[ Calvin ]
Cold cuts, hot dogs,
lamb chops, pork chops,

roast beef and burgers.

Kibble by the carload !

[ Jack ]
Lip-smackin’,
liver-flavored candy.

Gum balls that make
their own gravy.

How ’bout a couple barrels
full of low-cal chew toys ?

- Well, what do you think ?
- Wait’ll you see
the rest of the stuff.

Wow ! Look at this !
Look at this !

- Wait till you see this.
- Ohh, wow !

Hey, Lucky,
look at this.

[ Laughing ]

Lucky, looks like
you hit the jackpot !

Come on, Lucky,
get him, get him.
[ Meowing ]

You still miss Mr. Windsor,
don’t ya ?

It’ll be all right, fella.

We’ll get through this
together, all right ?

It’s just gonna take
some time.

Right now I am pooped.
I am going to bed.

I had no idea
taking care of a pile of money
could be so exhausting.

Whoa !

[ Sighs ]
Hey ! Whatcha doin’, Lucky ?

Oh...
looks like he wants to play.

That just figures.
We’ve got thousands of dollars
worth of toys in here,

and he wants to play
with a sock.

All right.

All right, come on, come on.
I’m gonna get it !
I’m gonna get it !

All right, Lucky,
we’ll play again tomorrow,
okay ?

- I’m beat. I’ll catch you
in the morning, Calvin.
- Okay. Good night, Jack.

- [ Jack ] All right.
Good night, Lucky.
- [ Barking ]

What ?

[ Barking ]

No, no, no, no.
We are not starting that.

[ Barking ]

No means "no."

Oh, all right.
But only for tonight.

[ Panting ]

[ Margaret ]
This is the last time I send you
to buy disguises !

You have no sense
of taste or style.

- It’s all that we could afford.
- Would you just shut up
and get out of the car ?

Go !
Out of the way.

Move !

[ Lyle ]
Psst. Psst !

"We don’t need a ladder,
Margaret. It’ll be easy
to climb the fence."

- Shh ! They’re gonna hear us.
- Remind me to kill you
when I get down from here.

It’s diet time for you,
Margaret.

[ Grunts, Groans ]

Ow !
Ohhh !

[ Whispering ]

Hey, what about me ?

Open that.

He’s gonna cut
the alarm and the phones.

Hurry.

All right.
Now this is gonna take
all the lights out.

Shh ! You will wake up
the entire neighborhood !

Will you get that light
outta my face ?

Follow me.

[ Margaret Whispering ]
Oh, it’s hideous.

- It’s one big canine nightmare.
- I actually kind of like
the carpet.

Shh ! Attention !

All right,
check your weapons.

Remember, this dart has got
enough sedative in it
to knock this mutt out cold.

We’re gonna shoot him
and then we’re gonna drag him
out of here. All right ?

She has no camouflage on.

You have--
Oh !

- Here.
- Do I have to ?

[ Toy Squeaks ]

I’m sorry.

Get with the program.

- [ Shoots Dart ]
- [ Air Whistling ]

Oh, I thought I got him.

[ Squeaking Sound ]

Ow ! Ow, ow.

Ow !

- Lyle, what are you doing
under there ?
- I was hiding !

[ Chattering ]

Get up, get up !
We have work to do.

Fine. I’ll be--
Ooh !

Fine.

If this is his idea
of decorating, we ought
to put a dart in him.

[ Indistinct Sound ]

Oooh ! Oh, oh.
Oh. Oh, oh !

Whoa ! Oh ! Oh !

Wake up, wake up, Lucky.
Did you hear that ?

- [ Yelling ]
- Let’s go check it out.

You have to watch
where you aim that thing.

Oh, let’s just
get out of here.

[ Whispering ]
There’s someone in the house.

- Push the emergency button
on the alarm system.
- I tried. It’s dead.

- 9-1-1 ?
- The phones are out too.

Come on, you go downstairs.
Lucky and I will cover
the upstairs.

All right ?
Here, you’re gonna need
something to protect yourself.

- What am I supposed to do
with this thing ?
- Hit ’em with the dry end.

Let’s go.

[ Gasps ]

- [ Gasps ]
- [ Gasps ]

Will you stop
sneaking up on people ?

I was here first.

Follow me.

- [ Shoots Dart ]
- [ Margaret Screams ]

- You cretins !
- Margaret, I thought
you were the dog.

[ Growling, Barking ]

- That’s him !
Shoot him ! Shoot him !
- Get him, get him.

- I need a dart.
- [ Gun Clicks ]
I’ve got to reload.

As usual, I’m the only one here
man enough to do the job.

All right, everybody,
freeze !

- I missed.
- [ Barking ]

[ Growling ]

[ Both Barking ]

[ Screaming ]

- [ Lucky Barking ]
- [ Screaming ]

[ Barking ]

[ Both Barking ]

[ Screams ]

[ Both Barking ]

Hey, Jack ! Off.
Snap out of it.

Come on !
Jack, come on !

I’m gonna go next door
and call the cops.

I know who it was.
Windsor’s creepy relatives.

- Did you see them ?
- No, it was too dark.

Then how’d you know
it was them ?

[ Detective ]
You smelled them ?

- [ Jack ] That’s right.
- Excuse me ?

Detective, you’re just gonna
have to take my word for it.
I know their scent.

What ? Cologne ?
A cigar ?
What exactly did you smell ?

Never mind.
You’ll never believe me.

Send them in.

Well, we’ve thought
about your proposal and...

we’re willing
to take you up on it.

Well ! The case is more
complicated than I thought.

So my price is going up.
It’s now 50 percent.

- Fifty percent ?
- That’s almost half.

You’re a low-life opportunist.

Yes !

And I have a law degree
to prove it.

[ Jack ]
Set ! Hike !

Go long, go long !

Touchdown !
Whoo !
Nice catch !

[ Doorbell Rings ]

- Hi !
- Hi.

- You remodeled.
- Yeah, yeah. We really love
how it turned out too.

You do ?

- Jack, we have a problem.
Where’s the TV ?
- Ah, it’s right in here.

- What’s up ?
- The local news.
And you’re not gonna like it.

[ TV Reporter ] Windsor’s heirs
claim their uncle
was mentally unstable...

at the time he wrote his will,
which made Lucky
the richest dog in the world.

Not only did he leave the dog
millions of dollars,

but he appointed
a dog psychic as trustee.

In our suit against the estate,
we allege that the dog psychic,
Jack Morgan,

is himself mentally incompetent
and may have taken advantage
of the elderly Mr. Windsor.

Keep in mind
that this young man...

- That’s not true !
- not only represents himself
as a dog therapist,

but also claims
he can read dogs’ minds.

That’s right.
He’s either a con man
or a lunatic.

- Hardly the type of individual
responsible to serve as trustee.
- Oh, boy.

Yeah.
And... what he said.

There you have it.
One of the strangest cases
we’ve seen in a long time.

A bitter battle
that can best be described
as dog-eat-dog.

- Reporting live--
- I did not take advantage
of Mr. Windsor.

Relax. Okay ?
I saw this coming.

Whenever there’s
this much money involved,
there’s always a dispute.

- What are we supposed to do ?
- We go to court.

They say you’re nuts,
we say prove it.

- Well, can they ?
- Of course not.

Not unless there’s something
you’re not telling me.
is there ?

- No.
- Are you sure ?

Because I’ll fight for you,
Jack.

But you’ve gotta
tell me everything
before we get to court.

You know what I know.

Okay.
Bring ’em on.

[ Mooney ]
So I walked into his office,
and there he is... asleep.

And where was your dog ?

Up on the desk
eating a sandwich.

Mr. Mooney, why did you
and your wife bring your dog
to Mr. Morgan ?

Because he was eating
too much.

[ Gallery Laughing ]

He and the dog were digging
in the dirt
looking for bones,

barking and howling,
with him talking to the dog
like he understood every word.

Then what happened ?

You mean, after he made
improper advances toward me ?

- Yes.
- [ Woman ]
He chewed up the furniture.

Tore apart the cushions,
the pillows.

- Everything !
- The dog did that ?

Both of them did that.

When I got there,
he was headfirst in the
garbage can. The dog too.

Mmmmm !

And what was Mr. Morgan
doing in the garbage can ?

I don’t know.
But when I pulled him out,
he had a hot dog in his mouth.

[ Gallery Laughing ]

[ Gavel Banging ]

It’s a simple question,
Mr. Bridges.

You live at the mansion.

- Surely you’ve observed
Mr. Morgan’s conduct.
- I like to keep to myself.

Are you saying that you’ve
never seen Jack Morgan
exhibit unusual behavior ?

- Depends on what you mean
by unusual.
- Very well.

Would you describe
Mr. Morgan as normal ?

There’s all kinds of normal.

Mr. Bridges !

Have you seen Jack Morgan
act like a dog ?

I’m afraid you’ll have
to answer the question.

Okay. Yes.

- On occasion.
- [ Pfister ]
Now we’re getting somewhere !

Details, Mr. Bridges.

- Details.
- This could take some time.

As a practicing dog therapist,

you claimed you could actually
read dogs’ minds,
isn’t that correct ?

- Yes.
- And when you made
that claim to your clients,
was it the truth ?

No.

But when I was younger,
I actually could read
my dog’s mind.

And for some reason,
I can read Lucky’s mind.

Of course you can !

With millions of dollars in your
control, suddenly the old power
comes back. What a coincidence.

- Objection.
- Overruled.
But move it along, Counselor.

Let’s get this straight.

You were lying before,
but now you’re telling
the truth, right ?

That’s right.
I’m through lying.

Let’s be clear about this.
You claim you can read
Lucky’s thoughts.

Isn’t that correct ?

That’s right.

Well, that’s very interesting.

What’s on his mind now ?

Your shoes.

- [ Gallery Laughing ]
- My shoes ?

Oh, yeah, he loves to chew
on leather.
It’s his favorite.

Yes, very clever.
Very clever, indeed.

I’m sure you had lots
of clever answers
for the elderly Mr. Windsor...

when he came to you in earnest,
believing you
could actually help him.

- Objection.
- Sustained.

No more questions.

You may step down, Mr. Morgan.

[ Margaret ]
It was a harmless visit.

I simply intended to reminisce,
to have one last look,

to feel the presence
of my dear, departed uncle.

And then, then...

that monster...

- turned violent and cruel.
- [ Whispering ]

I can’t go on.

I know this is difficult.

What did he do ?

He chased me off the property,

the home I once cherished.

Galloping on all fours,
howling like a beast.

[ Pfister ]
Then what ?

Then... he attacked me.

He attacked you ?

- Mm-hmm.
- With his fists ?

No.

How then ?

With his teeth !

[ Pfister ]
Ladies and gentlemen,

I offer this torn
and tattered skirt to the court,

plain and simple evidence...

of the true
mental depravity...

of Mr. Jack Morgan.

[ Barks ]

[ Barks ]

- When did you plan on telling me
about your mental condition ?
- It’s not a mental condition.

I’m your attorney, Jack.
You’re supposed
to tell me everything.

I didn’t want you to think
I was crazy.

Now I know you’re crazy.

- So, what do we do ?
- We go back in that courtroom
and take our licks.

You lose it all, and I move
to a city where they’ve never
heard about this case.

- Wait a minute.
You’re giving up ?
- It’s over, Jack.

The relatives get everything,
including Lucky.

What ?
No.

No way.
They can have the money,
but they can’t have Lucky.

It doesn’t work that way,
Jack.

Alison, I can’t leave Lucky
with those vultures.

He won’t last a week.

- Put me on the stand.
I can prove I’m not crazy.
- How ?

There’s something else
I haven’t told you about yet.

I can sort of channel Lucky.
I know it’s weird,
but it’s true.

What are you talking about ?

Alison, the dog’s voice
will come out of my mouth.

- You’re kidding.
- I wish I was.
Alison, you’ve gotta believe me.

What will he say ?

I don’t have
the slightest clue.

[ Judge ]
Ms. Kent, will you call
your next witness ?

Your Honor, with the court’s
permission, we are prepared
to demonstrate conclusively...

that Jack Morgan can,
in fact,
read Lucky’s mind.

- This oughta be interesting.
- This is a waste
of the court’s time.

- Afraid of the truth,
Mr. Pfister ?
- [ Pfister Laughs ]

No. But you have failed
to produce one witness
to support his claims.

If you can bring one person
into this courtroom...

who believes Jack Morgan
can read this dog’s mind,

I’ll agree to a demonstration.

I believe him, Your Honor.
Do your stuff, pal.

Jack, will you and Lucky
please take the stand ?

All right, Mr. Morgan,

please tell the court what
Lucky is thinking right now.

I-I’m not sure.

- Your Honor.
- [ Jack ]
Wait, wait, wait, wait.

Hey, come on, boy !
What’s the problem ?
I’m trying to save our tails !

I know I told you not
to get over-excited.

But now’s your chance
to really let loose.
Lucky, pay attention.

I’m sorry, Your Honor.

I need just another minute.
He needs to get worked up
and emotional.

I think we’ve seen enough,
Your Honor.

This demonstration proves
just one thing.

That Jack Morgan will do
anything to get his hands
on the inheritance.

The Windsor estate
rightfully belongs...

to his blood relations,
not this ignorant dog.

- [ Growling ]
- Jack Morgan...

- is a phony and a fraud.
- [ Growling ]

No better than
the mindless beasts he claims
to communicate with.

[ Barking ]

- [ Growling ]
- [ Lucky Barking ]

- [ Growls ]
- [ Both Barking ]

Calm down, calm down.
It’s okay, Lucky. Relax.

Calm down, calm down, boy.
Good boy.

Good boy. Calm down.
Calm down.

[ Alison ]
There you go.

- It’s all right, Lucky.
Good boy.
- That’s the spot.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Whoa, Nellie.
That’s the spot.

[ Alison ]
Okay, sit up now.

Come on, sit up.

Am I speaking to Lucky now ?

In the fur.
What’s up ?

This is just an act.

We’ll just see.

Please, face the jury.

Choose an object,
Mr. Pfister.
Show it to Lucky.

But do not let
Mr. Morgan see it.

Hmm.

- What’s this, Lucky ?
- [ Sniffing ]

Looks like a stolen
hotel pen.

Did you take
the towels too ?

[ Laughing ]

- Nothing but a good guess.
- Try something else.

- Your Honor--
- Do it.

[ Sniffing ]

Ooh, chocolate caramel
nougat with roasted peanuts.
My favorite.

I’m drooling.
When’s lunch anyway ?

[ Laughing ]

Extraordinary.

- This is outrageous !
- What else can you tell us,
fella ?

I say we cut
to the chase here, Judge.

There’s a very good reason
why my master, Mr. Windsor,
cut those three out of his will.

They’re pinheads.

Oh, sure, they act like
they’re purebreds,
but the truth is...

they’re the runts
of the litter.

Mr. Windsor knew that Jack
had something extra
going for him,

and with my help,
he’s starting to learn
how to get the best out of life.

Jack’s not crazy.

A little boring maybe,
but most two-leggers are.

I don’t know. Maybe
you’ve gotta have a life span
as short as mine to get this,

but you’ve got to enjoy
every minute of your life.

It’s the simple things
that matter.

The sweet song
of a can opener,

those precious moments
when you catch
your own tail.

Enjoy ’em while you can,
because you could run out
in the street,

get hit by a bus
at any minute...

- [ Barking ]
- and boom, lights out.

[ Alison ]
Lucky ?

Are you okay ?

[ Thunderclaps ]

Not tonight, Lucky.
It’s the coldest night
of the year.

Ahh, you know just how
to get to me, don’t you, boy ?

[ Barks ]

All right, all right.
come on. come on.

You’ll be okay on your own.
Yeah.

Go ahead, have fun.

[ Groaning ]

[ Alison ]
Jack ? Jack. Jack !

Jack !

What did you do
with the cup, Lyle ? Huh ?

Lucky doesn’t know
what you put in that cup,
but I do.

You poisoned the old man,
didn’t you ?
It was murder.

- You killed your uncle !
- [ Barks ]

Put the gun down. Put it down.
Everybody freeze.

Put the gun down !
Put it down !

Come on, let’s go.

[ Growling ]

[ Gunshot ]

Lucky !

Watch the suit !

What on earth
were you thinking of ?

Well, if it had worked,
you wouldn’t be complaining.

Come on, Lucky.
Hey, buddy, come on.

Hang in there.
I need you as much
as you need me.

Lucky !

Look, he’s fine !
The bullet just grazed
his ear.

Ow !

[ Everyone Laughing ]

Okay, so what’s
the big surprise ?

Be patient, be patient.

Mommy, look !
Jack bought me the puppy
I wanted.

We’re gonna keep him here
at Lucky’s house.

How cute !
It really wasn’t necessary.

I know, but like you said,
you want Nicole to feel like
she’s part of a big family.

Well, I was hopin’ that...
maybe you do too.

We’re here for you,
Alison.

All of us.

Lucky finally realized
all the dogs at the pet shop
were for sale.

Just what we need,
more dogs !

Well, pal, you got everything
you ever wanted.

Guess the old man knew
what he was doing
when he named you Lucky.

[ Lucky Barking ]

Yeah, I guess I’m lucky too.

[ Male Singer ]
♪ Togetherness
I know it sounds funny ♪

♪ But we’re lucky
as lucky can be ♪

♪ Togetherness
You’re always on the money ♪

♪ ’Cause you know you got
a buddy in me ♪

♪ No matter what
they do or say ♪

♪ You’ll never be alone ♪

♪ ’Cause what we got
is here to stay ♪

♪ And we’re lucky
right down to the bone ♪

♪ Togetherness ♪

♪ The two of us forever
we’re together
right till the end ♪

♪ The very best ♪

♪ There’s nothing better
than to know
you’ve found a friend ♪

♪ ’Cause I’ve got you
and you’ve got me ♪

♪ There’s no better place
to be ♪

♪ We’ll always have the best ♪

♪ Nothing less ♪

♪ Oh, yes ♪

♪ Have we got the best
We’ve got togetherness ♪♪