All language subtitles for 22.Kids.and.Counting.S05E01.1080p.HDTV.H264-DARKFLiX[EZTVx.to]_[English] (SUBRIP)

SALLY LINDSAY:
Meet Britain's biggest family.

Wow!
22 kids...

Aw, look.
..ten grandkids.

She's perfect.
..seven dogs.

Oh!
..all growing up fast.

Whoo!

GIGGLES

And the bigger the kids,
the bigger the problems.

It's horrible for me,
that situation.

I'm just not BLEEP happy.

From relationship crises...

She is a bit of a hothead,
and she stresses out quite a bit.

I'm facing life as a single mum.

The worst thing you could is cheat.

Who's that?
She's got trust issues.

...to runaway children.

Look at this headline.

Oh, my God. Is that her?

The family face pregnancy panics.

The baby's heart rate has shot up.

My God.
SUE GASPS

And fame brings
trespasser trouble...

When it's your house,
it's just not OK.

...leading to
life-changing decisions.

That is stunning!
Oh, we've bought a house.

THEY CHEER
But whatever life throws at them,

the Radfords are there
for family and friends...

What's happened?
Cancer's back.

We'd travel to the ends
of the Earth to save her.

...however big the problem.

This time...

Oh, my God, that is stunning.

The bigger the dream...

You know,
I can really see us living here.

...the bigger the drama,
as the Radfords' dream home...

Very nice.
..finally gets near.

Different way of living.
Fields around us.

Bit of our own garden.

H ello?

But will it go smoothly?

BLEEP sake.
Go on, Casper!

And dreams come true
as football-mad Casper...

Number seven, Ronaldo.

...lands a prestigious
Premier League trial.

There's some big clubs here.
It makes me feel really scared.

Can he make the grade...

Come on, Casper. Go on. Oh!

...or will it all come crashing down?

It's the hard thing
about parenting, isn't it?

Having to give your kid bad news.

With 22 kids of all ages...

...imagination and dreams
are never in short supply.

You want to encourage your kids
to dream.

SHE GASPS

It's just that not all
of their dreams are achievable.

GIRL GIGGLES

I think when I was younger, I always
wanted to be an air hostess.

You did, didn't you? That's right.

The thing I only ever wanted
growing up,

I had a picture of a red Porsche
on my bed.

Come on, all you really dreamed of
was having your big family.

We never actually wanted
a big family, did we?

No, we always wanted three.
Mm.

Well, you messed that one up.

But there's one dream that has
so far eluded Noel and Sue.

It'd be absolutely fantastic
if you could see one of your kids

turn out to be a top sports person.

That would be a dream come true,

not only for them,
but for us as well, I think.

In the past,
there were some near misses.

Ellie and Aimee did well
in the running.

And some not-so-near misses.

josh, the team he played for...
Yeah.

...a good result was coming home
only losing by eight. Yeah.

A lot of our children, you'll
get them all of the stuff for it,

and then they just lose interest

and don't want to do it
any more, do they? No.

Kids are like, "Mm, I don't wanna
do that football match" or whatever.

Don't wanna get up on a Sunday.

They've never really kept going.
And football.

Yeah. Ancl I do often think,
if we kept going at it,

you know, could we have progressed
and got somewhere in life with it?

But at last,
they have a new beacon of hope...

..11-year-old Casper.

I'm best at dribbling,

skills like roulette,
rainbow flick...

...and step-overs.

Lots of people in my school call me
the next Messi.

Casper, he is, out of all the kids,

so much more focused on it.

He's determined to get
where he wants to be. Yeah.

Casper would play football all day
every day, if he could, wouldn't he?

He loves it.
Yeah.

And he's already making big plans.

My dream is to become
a professional footballer

and play for Liverpool.

Back of the net!

To keep Casper motivated
and excited about football,

I've got a really, really
special treat for him in here.

just see his reaction,

cos I know he's gonna
be so happy about this.

Ah!
Casper? Come here a sec.

I've got a surprise. Right, Casper.

Tonight, as you are so interested
in football...

Special treat for you.
You open this and read it out loud.

"To Casper...

"..tonight, you are going to Anfield
to watch this team you love,

"Liverpool FC."

Wait, tonight?
Yeah.

SUE LAUGHS
That's great!

That'sj... I... Ah.

Best team ever, eh?
Thank you.

Is that cool?
Yeah.

Who we off to see?
Liverpool, but especially Mo Salah.

Anyway, here's your kit.
Thank you.

So, shall we get dressed and go?

His face lit up, didn't it?
Anfield. It did, didn't it? Yeah.

He was so excited.

His first football match
that he was going to.

I feel very excited.

I've never been
to a Liverpool game live.

It's like a dream come true.

Better get a move on, guys.

They kick off
in less than two hours.

I bet you weren't thinking,

"Oh, I'll be going to Anfield
tonight," were you? No.

I feel extremely lucky.

I was definitely
not expecting this at all.

What's your score prediction
gonna be? 2-0, at least.

I'm gonna scream,
loudest person in that stadium.

I was born a Liver pool fan.
Our whole family supports them.

'I love how they play.'

Right, Casper, we're here!
Yeah.

It's a rite of passage, isn't it?

For a clad to take their son
to their first ever football game.

Yeah,
neither of us will ever forget this.

I'm very nervous and excited.

What you nervous for?
In case we don't win?

He may be nervous,

but there's one thing
Casper is looking forward to

almost as much as the match.

You still haven't seen it yet,
have you, the stadium?

There, look.
Anfield.

Oh, yeah, I can see it!
Oh, that's massive!

Oh, my gosh. That's so big.

To go to Liverpool,
of all places, Anfield,

stand in the crowd,
cheer the club on.

Oh, it's absolutely fantastic.

"You'll never walk alone."

It's a dream come true.
It is, isn't it?

Liverpool have been
on a great run of form,

so they are the favourites
to beat Fulham.

That's the thing about dreams,
they require patience.

Oh, nightmare!

'I looked at Casper,
I saw his little face.'

He actually turned to me, he says,

"I don't think we're gonna
win this today, Dad.

"I don't think we're gonna win."

CHANTING

Liverpool. Liverpool.
Liverpool. Liverpool.

Ah!

I thought that was going in.
WHISTLE BLOWS

Half-time, and they're a goal down.

So Noel decides to check out
the other opposition.

I'm gonna have a pie.

FANS GROAN

The second half brings
plenty of action.

But with only 20 minutes left,
Liver pool just can't score.

Ah.

We're 1-0 down, so there's
plenty of time left yet, Casper.

Plenty of time. Don't give in.

CHEERING
Come on! What a goal!

Everyone stood up.

Casper's head's down here,
everyone else is up here.

Back in the game!

Well, at least
they're going to draw.

Yes. Yeah!

Or not!
Come on!

Oh, my God.
WHISTLE BLOWS

Time's up. Liver pool won, 2-1.

That was amazing.
I loved that very, very much.

His first ever Liverpool match.
Yeah. Yeah.

Ancl to come away with a win.
just the best ever. Yeah.

Casper's fulfilled one dream,
but now he's got another.

My mind is definitely made up.

I'm gonna play for Liverpool
when I'm older.

No pressure there, Noel.

Coming up, Casper gets
a dream football trial...

but the stakes are high.

So, for Casper, he's got 18 scouts
here today from your big clubs

from the Premier League.

And how will he do?

People around here
look very professional.

It makes me feel really scared.

And can Noel...
BLEEP sake.

...pick up the pieces
when another dream collapses?

Yeah. Well, no. Got some bad news.

SALLY LINDSAY: Three months ago,
Noel and Sue made a decision

that would change
all of their lives.

Here it is.
Oh, my God, that is stunning.

SHE GASPS
Even from being quite young,

I've always wanted to live
in the country.

You have, actually, yeah.

You've said that a lot of times,
haven't you?

Different way of living.
Fields around us.

Bit of our own garden
to be able to maybe even do

your own veggie patches
and stuff like that. Mm.

Their dreams came true

when they had an offer accepted
on a farm house.

Very nice.

A beautiful, old home
surrounded by fields,

promising the country life
for the whole family.

We've never really had
a big outdoor garden space.

I think it would just be amazing
for the kids

to be able to play out a lot.

just a different way of life.

Yeah. Growing their own plants,
getting in the greenhouse.

Yeah, I can really see us
living here.

It is everything that we want,
isn't it? We've been looking for.

Yeah, I really like it.

A dream home calls for...

Are we looking for a shower
or a bath? A bath.

...dream bathrooms...

That's quite nice,
but maybe not in the green.

See what else we can find.
..and dream bedrooms.

That's actually really comfy.

Do you want to have a go?
No.

I definitely don't need
much persuading

to go shopping for the new house.

I am well up for that.

Do you know what that reminds me of?
A baby bath.

Shopping, in fact.
Is my favourite thing ever.

Oh, that's nice.
Sue knows what she wants.

Something that's
in keeping with the house

cos, obviously,
the house is really old.

But is it what Noel wants?

I quite like that.
Oh, no, I don't like that.

I'm not so sure we have
the same vision for furnishing.

I don't like that.

Here's an example. The wallpaper
in our bedroom, it's hideous.

But you chose that.
No.

SUE CH UCKLES
Don't.

This could seriously take some time.

Right. Well, that's some food
for thought, isn't it?

The new house may be idyllic,
but perfect?

Well, no.

A lack of rooms for all
meant that the decision was made

for the five eldest -

jack, Daniel, Luke,
Katie andjames -

to stay behind and take over
the current Radford residence.

What is that?
The lime green.

We're testing Mum and Dad's room.

Cos if we don't like it,
we don't have to come in here again.

Imagine a whole wall in that.
Minging.

Summer sunset.
Oh, I do like that colour.

Questionable colour schemes aside,

they're making big plans
for how this famous five

can make the best
of the whooping 11 bedrooms.

I am taking a whole floor
for myself.

Ancl then I'll have my gaming room,
and then...

I don't really know what I'll do
with the other rooms,

but I've got them anyway, so...
spare change.

I want this bottom floor
cos the Wi-Fi is good down here.

King-size bed in the middle.

A massive, massive,
massive wardrobe.

I would like to have
my mum and dad's room

cos then it means I'd be in charge,
and everything will go my way.

I want everything black.
You know, like the black house?

'This whole floor is my floor.'

I do like the idea
of being the ruler of the house.

Steady on, Katie.
You're not in charge yet.

It's still these two.

But they're away with the fairies.
Oh.

So excited for the country life.

I've always lived in, like,
a cul-de-sac.

I just think it'll be so good
for the kids as well,

to just be able to just run free,

have a better,
kind of outdoorsy life.

Getting the kids involved
in the greenhouse. Yeah.

Growing our own veg.

I mean, this is the dream life
for us, I think.

I feel like a big kid.

just so excited
to get the new house.

Aw, not long now, guys.

Seven days ago, football-mad Casper
had one of the nights of his life

watching his first ever
big stadium match.

He was definitely beaming
from ear to ear.

'He talked about it non-stop
at school.'

He said that cos his teacher's
a big Liver pool fan as well,

so she wanted to hear all about it.
Yeah.

Ancl he just come home from school,
he was absolutely buzzing.

I could just see what was going
through his mind, you know.

One clay, be going
to where the players go,

not where all the fans go.

That's his...
Dream.

Yeah.

The biggest problem we have now
is keeping his feet on the ground.

Undeterred, Noel has been looking
into how he can help Casper.

I've spoken to a friend
whose son's on the Liverpool books,

and he said Casper needs
to get scouted.

So, hopefully, if he gets scouted
by one Premier club,

there might be other scouts
out there that might pick him up,

and just have to go from there.

As a clad, you just want to make
all your kids' dreams come true

as much as you possibly can.

But you need to balance it.

It won't be easy, and you could
come across bumps in the road.

PHONE RINGS

H ello?

Hi, yeah, it is.
And Noel has got things moving.

'Trial's on next week
in Manchester.'

He's got Casper
into some football trials.

'And there's going
to be scouts there.

'Do you think he'd be interested?'

Oh, 100%, he would, yeah.

Not just scouts,
but Premier League scouts.

'OK, I'll send you the details
and then see you there.'

Brilliant. Oh, fantastic.
'Bye, now.'

Thanks very much. Bye, now.

He is just gonna be over the moon.

Hopefully, Liverpool might be there,
his dream team.

That would make his clay.

With the trial only days away,
Noel wants Casper to be prepared.

But with the work commitments,
he's had to rope in some extra help.

You have big, beefy boy legs.

The Radfords'
very own performance coach,

15-year-old Max.

We've established a couple things.
One, you're very weak...

No.
..and two, you're very small.

So what we're gotta do is,
I'm gonna make you very strong,

and we've gotta make you very fast.

So, I want to teach Casper
to utilise his strengths

and eliminate his weaknesses,

so, just get faster.

I wanna make him a lean,
mean football machine.

Well, Professor Max,
as we call him. Yeah.

He's Casper's chief...
Training...

...technician.
Yeah.

Dietician, trainer. Everything.
SUE CH UCKLES

Ancl he'll bring in statistics
and... And more.

Ancl flow sheets or flow...
Whatever they're called.

Go.

You're gonna
shoulder-barge me now.

Your mission failed.
Casper, you can't do that.

You've gotta shoulder-barge him
off it.

Max is no fan of football,

but he cares about
his younger brother.

This means quite a bit to Casper...

...so I try to help him.

See, this is very important

because it trains all the muscles
that you need for football.

All for one and one for all.

Go on, Casper.

They train your muscles
in your arms.

You need to do 25.
I've clone 25.

No, you've not, keep going. 21.

With Max's help, Casper hopes
to be the one in a million

that makes it
as a professional footballer.

OK? Go.

Noel's confident
in Casper's ability...

Go. Well done.

...but he does have one concern.

Purely his height. He must be one of
the smallest 11-year-olds out there,

so that's something
he's really got going against him.

Don't worry, Casper, there's still
some time to grow before Thursday.

The dream move to a house
in the country

may still be weeks away,

but the process of de-cluttering
this humongous house

has already begun.

So, we've lived in this house
20 years.

We've got so much clutter and junk.

Cos we've lived here for so long,
so much junk.

Moving can be stressful
for a normal-size family...

...so imagine what it's like
for Britain's biggest.

I do remember
moving into this house,

like, 20 years ago, thinking
I would never, ever do that again.

Moving house is stressful, isn't it?

It's not just the picking
your belongings up

and moving it to the next house,
is it?

It's all the process of...

Yeah, and it is stressful.
..getting your finances in place.

it just takes so damn long.

There's a lot in the skip,

but nothing will be tipped
unnecessarily.

The company will recycle the waste,

and whatever can be sold
sent off to charity.

There we go.

Last bit of rubbish
before the skip man gets here.

Archie's not recyclable, Noel.
Can't throw you away, can we? Eh?

With less stuff to shift,

Noel's off to meet
the removal company.

I think when we moved to this house,

we had one big lorry
and a little lorry,

if I remember rightly.

Yeah, that's right.

So to move from this house
to that one would...

I would think three lorries and...
Yeah, a mini army, isn't it?

Noel's only halfway there...

PHONE RINGS
..when a call comes in.

H ello?

Hello.

Yeah, yeah, good.

BLEEP.

All right, yeah.

Bye.

It's the call that none of us
ever want to get.

BLEEP sake.

I'm really peed off.

We had our heart set
on that house.

You know, and the kids
have all seen it,

they're all excited about it.

Sue'll be absolutely gutted.

Coming up...

Casper's big day
has finally arrived.

First time we've ever come down
to a football trial.

But it's Noel
that's got the jitters.

Cos I'm sort of
a little bit nervous for Casper.

I know, at the end of the clay,
he'd love to get scouted.

And can Chloe help Sue get over
a lost country dream?

Do you know when you just have
your heart set on something,

and then it's just shattered,
isn't it?

Because it's all just gone,
isn't it?

SALLY LINDSAY: Noel's hopes
for a new life in the country

have just been dashed.

The first thing that ran through
my mind is, when...

You know, when we got the call
to say the house sale

had all fallen through is,
"How do I tell Sue?"

You know, she absolutely had
her heart set on that house.

It's just devastating to have to
tell her, "No, it's not happening."

The dream is over.

All right?
Yeah. Well, no. Got some bad news.

The estate agent just called.

'The last thing you want to do,
especially to somebody you love,

'is give them bad news
and just break their heart.'

But, you know, I just had to do it.

How are you feeling about
the collapse of the house move?

I'm just not feeling
like I wanna talk about it.

The way Sue's feeling at the moment,
not interested in looking around,

see what else there is.

'It's taken the wind
out of her sails,

'and she feels really down
and fed up,

'and we've just put
the whole thing on hold.'

But when you have kids to care for,
there isn't time to be down.

And luckily for Noel,
there's a big day ahead of him...

...Casper's football trial.

It's something else to focus on
rather than sort of thinking,

"Oh, well, the house,
the house, the house."

'Take my mind off it, I guess.'

I would absolutely love it
if Casper can fulfil his dream,

you know,
becoming a professional footballer.

'I'd just be so proud of him.'

In the 90 minutes it takes
to play a football match,

we're in Manchester.

That's a lot of people.

Is this the queue here?
This way. Casper.

I've come to do a football trial

to impress the coaches
and the spy...

and the spies.

I think they're scouts, not spies.
The scouts, yeah, scouts.

I want to get scouted
by an academy,

and hopefully
that academy is Liverpool.

Don't say that too loudly
in these parts.

It's the first time we've ever
come down to a football trial

for the Radford family.

None of the boys have clone anything
like this before,

so I'm sort of a little bit nervous
for Casper,

cos I know, at the end of the clay,
he'd love to get scouted.

Let's just see how it goes.

Ooh, nearly there.
Time to get your bib.

Getting all serious now.

Hiya, you OK?
Casper Radford.

I wonder which number he'll get.

There you go.

Oh, that's a good omen.
All right, calm down, Oscar.

I've got Ronaldo.

Let's go. Come on.
We'll be over here watching.

So, I am here to cheer him on

so he scores
the last-minute winner.

Time to get going.

COACH: Feel OK?
BOYS: Yeah.

All right, excited?
Yeah.

Anybody nervous?
No.

A bit? It's all right, it's good
to be nervous. Don't worry.

OK, we're out on a football field,
doing what you enjoy, yeah? OK?

So, for Casper,
he's got 18 scouts here today,

who'll come from big clubs
from the Premier League.

They'll be assessing him,

seeing his abilities,
and hopefully go out on trials

after the session today.

just give it everything
that you've got.

Be focused, work hard,
and you'll get rewards for it. OK?

APPLAUSE

'There's some big clubs here.

'People around here
look very professional.'

It makes me feel really scared.

Dad's a bit anxious, too.

A little bit worried for him

because there's some big guys
out here.

Every single one was
bigger than Casper,

and some of them were
towering over him.

'Well, they were as tall as me.'

That's not a bad thing, is it?

Sneak your way through the gaps
and get around everyone.

Yes, number seven. Can you show us
your little tricks and your skills?

Show time.
Time for some showboating.

He's pretty good.
OSCAR: Go on, Casper!

If he was nervous,
he seems to have got over it.

There must be 150 kids over there.

'He's got the confidence, ancl that's
what matters at this stage.'

just be yourself, don't try
and do something you're not.

The warm-up's gone well,
but now it's time for the match.

Number seven, OK.

Yeah, look, he's just been
called in, he's first going in.

But with the other players
bigger than him,

Casper can't get hold of the ball.

Go on, Casper.

Oh, oh, he's just been megged.
Oh, clear.

He sat back a bit, really.
He was quite quiet on the pitch.

He wasn't very vocal,
wasn't really getting involved.

Go on. Shoot, shoot.
Go on, go on.

He hasn't shot as much
as I would like him to.

He's gone from playing from kids
at school to somewhere like this,

where they're all good.

So it's definitely a bit
of an eye-opener to him.

But Casper isn't giving up
his dream without a fight.

Go on, Casper!

Ah, he lost it.

Casper!
Go on.

Goal!
Yes, Casper!

Went for the bottom corner,
wonderful finish.

And the scouts have noticed it, too.

He's doing amazing...
cos he's a Radford.

WHISTLE BLOWS
And that's it.

At the end,
Casper was on cloud nine.

He was buzzing. He'd scored a goal,
and he absolutely loved it.

So, how did they do?

Feedback's really positive
from a lot of the coaches

that we've been speaking to,

so hopefully there will be
some good news coming your way

in the next couple of weeks.

Give yourselves a round of applause.
APPLAUSE

'I think it went very nice.

'I've never played
with players that good before.'

I tried passing and shooting.
I scored two goals in the match.

I enjoyed it a lot.

'I'm feeling very confident.'

Let's hope Liverpool were watching.

Think he's clone really well,
really well.

So fingers crossed. You might
get the email you're wanting.

With Noel still away,
back home, everyone's a bit down.

DOGS WHINE

Sue has had to wake up to the fact

that her dream move
to the countryside is over.

'We were just really gutted.'

We're not gonna
get that country life.

It has been, yeah, quite difficult.

One advantage
of having so many kids...

Hiya.
Hiya, you all right?

...is there's always one daughter
on hand to be there for you.

What's up with you?
Oh, I'm just feeling really fed up.

I can't believe it's fallen through.

Yeah, it's a shame, innit?

Can go out for a bit, if you want.
Get a bit of fresh air?

Yeah.

Come on, then, get your coat on.
Right.

We'll go for a walk.

I just want my mum to be able
to share her problems with me

and talk them through, really,
and not just have it all bottled up.

I mean, there's that phrase,

"A problem shared
is a problem halved." So...

Oh, I just feel absolutely gutted.

Do you know when you just have
your heart set on something,

and you just... you know,
you've got all these plans,

hopes and dreams and stuff?
Yeah.

Ancl then it's just shattered,
isn't it?

Because it's all just gone,
isn't it?

Yeah.

So...
It's really upsetting, isn't it?

Because I know how much
you wanted that house.

I mean, I've seen her upset before,

but she was pretty devastated about
the house falling through, yeah.

We've not found anything
that's been anywhere near...

I know.
..that.

It was perfect.
It was.

'I think it is a bit
of a grieving process, isn't it?'

A bit like, you know,
waking up Christmas morning

and finding that all of
your Christmas presents have gone.

You know, it's...
Yeah, it's been a strange feeling.

You know, I can understand why
you're upset about it, but...

And that you had your heart
set on the kids having

this perfect childhood
in that house.

But, to be honest, I...
I had a perfect childhood here.

You know.
I had all my friends nearby.

Yeah.
I had the beach on the doorstep.

All... All these things, and...

So what you're wanting for the kids,
you know, they can have it here.

You should love what you have
already, Mum, cos...

it's amazing, isn't it?

It is, Chloe. it is.
Yeah.

Yeah. I mean, look at the view.

That is just such a beautiful view,
isn't it? Yeah.

Sue thought she'd lost her dream,

but she may have just realised
that she was already living it.

This morning,
I was absolutely gutted,

but, you know, Chloe saying

that her perfect childhood was...
was here...

...it definitely makes me
feel a lot better.

It would have been perfect,
it would have been lovely,

but we've got all that we need
right on our doorstep, haven't we?

Ancl the kids love the house
that we have already,

and it has so many lovely memories.

You can definitely love what
you've already got, can't you?

Oh, my God. I'm getting old.

As the young kids' bedtime
approaches,

Sue has dreams of a different kind
to contend with.

Phoebe's been having nightmares.
SCREAMS

Phoebe's been waking up
in the night,

every single night
for the past week,

and now she doesn't even
wanna go to bed.

Come on, what are you doing?
It's late.

I keep having nightmares.

Aw. Come on.

Come to Mummy.

The only other time
that we've ever had nightmares

in the house before
has been with Chloe.

When we first moved into this house,
she came running into our bedroom

saying that she'd been woken up
by a ghost,

and for ages,
she wouldn't sleep in that bedroom.

Sue is using
a few tricks she's learnt

to help Phoebe banish
the imaginary monsters.

Phoebe, there's nothing
to be scared of, look.

There's nothing in here...

apart from a messy wardrobe.

There's nothing under the bed
either, is there?

You've just got to try
and reassure them

that not all of their dreams
are gonna be nightmares,

they're gonna have dreams
that are going to be lovely dreams.

Dreams, though, Phoebe,
they can be good, can't they?

They can be dreams
about the tooth fairy, can't they?

That would be a good dream,
wouldn't it?

And...

You riding a unicorn.

Now, that would be a good dream,
wouldn't it?

Yeah. So you can have really nice,
good dreams, can't you?

Reading Phoebe's favourite story
should be a good way to reassure

and hopefully settle her.

"Warble was a walrus
who loved to warble.

"Warble's dream was
to warble all over the world."

They absolutely love
a good bedtime story.

Ancl I always think
that the night-time routine -

bath, bed, story - is a really
good way of getting them to sleep.

"All the walruses warbled
worse than Warble.

"No matter. Boom, boom, boom.

"All that did matter was
that they were..."

There'll be no nightmares
here tonight.

Bluebell.
NOEL WHISTLES

Good girl.
Afternoon. Lovely clay.

I think anybody's mood's affected
by the weather, isn't it?

You know, if it's nice and sunny...

Good girl.

'..you can get out there
and have a good time.'

Noel's picked himself up, and he's
ready to use his sunny disposition

to lift the rest of the family.

Hi.

If things get me down, I don't
let them keep me down for long.

It's... That's life, isn't it?

You've gotta move on
and get on with it.

'Not everything always goes the way
you planned or the way you'd hoped.'

Yeah, I guess I am
a cheerleader for optimism.

Nice and sunny. Isn't it, Bluebell?
PHONE ALERT

Oh, damn.

Noel's had some news.

The email was about Casper.

We've received an email
from the football trial people.

Ancl we were really,
really hoping for the best,

that he was gonna get picked
by a scout,

and he was gonna get, you know,
in a club and all the rest of it.

That was his dream and, you know,
sort of our dream as well for him.

But, unfortunately, he didn't.

He just... Yeah, he's just
not got through.

Looks like another dream
just came crashing down.

It's the hard thing
about parenting isn't it? Yeah.

Having to give your kid bad news.

But it's something that,
as a parent, you have to do.

'You just don't want
to ever see them upset.

It's gonna be upsetting, you know,

cos, you know,
he had his heart set on this.

But there's no sugar-coating it,
really, I've just got to tell him,

unfortunately,
this time, he didn't get through.

Noel's taking Casper away
from the madness of the home

so he can speak to him privately.

Maybe a treat might just
soften the blow?

Do you want an ice cream sundae?
Yes, please.

Yeah. We want one of them, please.

Sundae and your coffee.
Lovely.

That for you?
Lovely. Thanks very much.

Anyway, so, the reason
I've got you here, Casper,

is, remember we went for the...
the football trial,

and you were hoping to get picked
by a scout and what have you?

Yeah.
We got an email back from them.

Erm...

Unfortunately,
you didn't get scouted this time.

But they did say they were pleased
with your performance,

but just on that clay,

none of the scouts thought
you were just ready yet

for taking you that bit further,
for a club.

It's not... I know it's not
the news you wanted to hear.

You upset?

It's heartbreaking, you know,

cos just having to give
your little lad news like that,

you know, his little head went down.

He was really upset, wasn't he?
He was, bless him.

OK?
Yeah.

I'm a bit sad.

Aw.

It's always gonna be difficult.

You gonna get some more sundae
down you?

You had enough?
Mm, yeah.

OK.

'Ah, poor old Casper.
He's just got...'

You know, he's got his head down,
he's talking really quiet.

'I think he's had
to hold the tears back.'

You know, we'll have to try again.
Go down, have another trial.

Noel wants him to learn
an important life lesson.

I'm really keen
that Casper doesn't get down,

he doesn't, you know,
fall at the first hurdle as such.

You know, he's got to keep
his dream alive.

These are the things that you're
gonna come across in life. Mm.

I really hope he just keeps going.

That's his... It's Casper's dream.

He wants to play
professional football.

Ancl we'll just do our best
to help him get there, if he can.

One clay, you'll be at Anfield,
won't you, playing on the pitch?

Yeah?
Yeah.

That's the dream, isn't it, I think?

Good lad.

Come on.

He's not gonna give up.
Because he's a Radford, isn't he?

# You'll never walk

# Alone. #

Coming up...

Casper? Casper!

Casper's not playing ball...
literally.

I really don't want you to give up
on your dream of it, you know?

Noel takes a gamble,
but will it pay off?

He doesn't wanna go,
but I'm not taking no for an answer.

Get your fork in it like this, look.

And has Sue finally got
the country life she's dreamed of?

To be able to get them out,
get mucky

and just do a bit of gardening
would be really nice.

SALLY LINDSAY: Since Casper learnt

his dreams of being scouted
were over,

his love of football
just hasn't been the same.

He has been down.

It's been difficult
just to lift him up again.

I'm really keen that Casper doesn't
fall at the first hurdle as such.

You know, he's got to keep
his dream alive.

Ancl carry on, hasn't he? Yeah.
Yeah, and carry on. He's only young.

He's only 11. He can keep trying
till he gets where he wants to be.

CBS per?

Casper!

But Noel doesn't give up so easily.

'It's a bit like riding a bike,
isn't it?

'You fall off, you get back on.

'So, that's my attitude
with Casper today.

'Get him back into a football game

'and keep his heart in it,
and keep him interested.'

Been thinking. Your football,
I really don't want you to give up

on your dream of it, you know.

Why don't we have
a good kick around,

and then see how you feel
after that?

And, look,
I know you didn't get scouted,

but you've just got to realise

not everything's gonna be
simple in life

and get where you want to be
straightaway.

So, will you give it a go?

That's all Noel needed.
Good lad.

Right,
let's get some stuff together.

'He doesn't wanna go,
but I'm not taking no for an answer.

'I just want to hopefully
get his dream built up again.'

You go and get in the front.

It's a long way to go
for a kick about.

Seems Casper's in for
another Radford surprise.

Noel has got him a game
with a top local team.

Right, Casper. Not Liverpool,
but I've got you a kit.

If you quickly get that on.

The team play every week.

If he impresses today,
he could be asked to join.

All right? Well clone.

You like the kit? It's very nice,
I think. Lovely colour.

There's a travelling army
of supporters

because it takes teamwork...

to make the dream work.

Hiya. This is Casper.
Hiya, nice to meet you.

Hi, Casper, you all right?

Casper's gonna be playing with us,

so I want you all
to make him feel welcome.

I'm Ollie.
I'm Ben.

I'm Ahmed.
I'm Freddy.

This'll reignite
his love about football,

but it'll also teach him
it's a team sport, isn't it?

It's not just Casper,
it's all about playing in a team.

Obviously, a lot of the other lads

have all played together
a long time,

so if you're in space,
make sure you're screaming for it.

If you get a chance
to get a shot away, do that, yeah?

Hey, how do you feel?

WHISTLE BLOWS

SUE: Aw, bless him. Look at him.
He's in his element, isn't he?

He's fast, isn't he?

Keep going! Go on! Shoot!

Ah.

He's doing all right, yeah.
He's getting stuck in.

Go on, Casper.

Good. Well done, Ben.

Turn in goal, Casper.

Not being greedy on the ball.
He's passing it.

Yeah, he's passing it.
Come on, Casper.

Oh, what a goal.
APPLAUSE

Good, jack.

WHISTLE BLOWS

Really good first half,
some great football.

Let's just make sure
we keep on going this second half.

Good.
Go on, Casper.

Go on, Casper.

Go on, get stuck in.
Go on.

Casper, get down the middle.
Casper, get in the middle.

Go on, Casper!

Ooh! Yes. He's just scored.
Oh, yes!

APPLAUSE
Oh, nice one, Casper.

Whoo!
Nice finish, Casper.

Took the corner,
come straight to his foot

and just volleyed it in.
Yeah.

That'll cheer him up.
WHISTLE BLOWS

Well played, guys. Shake hands.
On you come, shake hands.

Really good performance and
really good goals. See you later.

High five, Casper. Well clone.
Well clone, Casper.

He's got his first trophy.

But has he made the grade?

Does he want to come
to train with us?

Yeah, I would think so.
Seems he has.

Well, yeah,
he's more than welcome to.

You gonna come back, then?
Keep playing?

Well clone.
Come on.

Casper's got himself a new team...

Still wanna play for Liverpool,
Casper?

...and a new dream.

Correct answer. Me and Mum will come
and watch you there, then.

SUE LAUGHS

Sue may have lost
her dream country life...

...but she's learnt to love
what she has.

Yet there's still one thing missing.

So, we couldn't get to the country,
so I thought,

"Right, we're gonna
bring the country to us."

We're gonna try and grow some veg
and get the kids involved.

An allotment like this,
it's really nice, isn't it?

Ancl I feel like this is gonna
be really good for us.

You know, it's my dream
to be able to grow enough veg

for our whole family
for a big Sunday dinner.

We'll have to plant a lot of things.

Sounds like you're going to need
a small army of gardeners.

And here they come.

What would you like to actually grow
in this bit?

Pumpkins? That's a good idea.

Yeah.

Is that where you're gonna
grow your pumpkin?

I'll show you.
Get your fork in it like this, look.

Shake all the mud off in the thing.
That's it.

That's a weed.
Yeah, dandelion, that's weeds, yeah.

That's it. Good job.

To be able to get them out,

get mucky and just do a bit
of gardening will be really nice.

Although we don't realise it
at the time,

dreams don't disappear,
they just get delayed.

Oh, look, you've got a worm.
Eurgh!

Ew, look at the wiggly worm.
Ah!

And a dream deferred...
is a lesson learned.

Next time,
Noel's gripped by a midlife crisis.

I think I'm just playing life
too safely.

It threatens his work, his home,
and even his family.

Is he unhappy with his life,
with his big family, me?

And tension at the bakery...

Right, Chloe,
I'm taking a quick break.

We don't have those here.
..pushes Luke to the brink.

Are you handing your notice in?
Yeah.

What?