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Previously on Desperate Housewives.
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- May I sit?
- Not just yet. What is it you want?
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I want to learn your business
from the ground up.
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And then I want to help you expand it.
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- Bree...
- Mr. Allen...
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...hired a new employee.
- Now you can sit.
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You should be saying,
"Great, Ana, go for it."
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Gabby thought
she had ended a romance.
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- Where's Danny?
- New York. Danny went to find Ana.
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- You have to leave.
- Robin was asked to go,
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but Katherine had a change of heart.
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Preston Scavo was finally
coming home from Europe,
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and his family was wondering
what kind of souvenirs
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he'd be bringing them.
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His brother wanted an army knife
from Switzerland.
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His sister wanted some wooden shoes
from Holland.
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His father wanted some cheese
from Bavaria.
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And his mother, well, all she wanted
was to hold her little boy in her arms.
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Guess who's back!
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But she'd soon discover,
her little boy wasn't so little anymore.
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- Hey!
- Hey! Let me at him! I get the first hug!
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- Mom, you're huge!
- I know! Well, look at you!
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Porter, now you don't have
to grow a mustache
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to see how bad it would look.
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- What'd you bring me?
- Penny, he just walked in.
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Give him a chance to unpack
and give me my cheese.
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- Actually, I do have a little surprise.
- There's plenty of time for that.
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You've been traveling all day.
You probably want to take a shower
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- or a nap...
- No, I kind of need to do this now.
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Yeah, Mom. You are really gonna want
to see this surprise.
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Okay, I'm a little nervous.
Maybe I should explain.
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No, you don't need to explain.
I'm sure we're gonna love it.
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Everyone, I'd like you to meet Irina.
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Hello! I am finally to meet
the lovely Preston family.
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Nice to meet you, Irina. Um...
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Preston didn't say
he was bringing a friend.
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She's more than a friend, Mom.
We're in love.
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Yes. Preston Scavo had
returned from his trip
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with a beautiful souvenir,
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and his mother would soon wish
he hadn't.
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Sometimes you must
wash away the mud
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to reveal
that sparkling yellow underneath.
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Sometimes you must carry the flower
into the sunlight
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to appreciate the redness of the rose.
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Sometimes you have to take off
the wrapping to understand
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just how green a bike can be.
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And if you want to see
a woman's true colors,
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just make her feel unnecessary.
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- Ana, you're doing it again!
- But you can't see my face!
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This is a tool calendar.
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It's gonna be hanging
in some fat mechanic's basement,
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and he won't be looking at your face.
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I came to New York
to be a fashion model!
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I came to make art films.
Isn't life funny? I'm getting a donut.
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You have two minutes
for an attitude adjustment.
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- Hey, Ana.
- What are you doing here?
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- I've been looking everywhere for you.
- You wasted your time. We broke up.
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We were broken up by your aunt.
She doesn't care about your career.
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All she's ever cared about
is keeping us apart.
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- That's why she sent you here.
- Oh, my God!
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That's why the agency's only been
sending me out on these crappy jobs.
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It all makes sense now.
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We've got a lot of catching up to do.
Can we go somewhere and talk?
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Come on, January! Time is money.
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I quit.
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- Gabby You in here?
- Yeah.
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I need Ana's address in New York.
I'm on my way to the airport.
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- Why would you need that?
- Because Danny ran off to find her.
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Well, I will save you the trip,
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'cause if Danny finds Ana,
she'll send him packing.
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She wants nothing to do with your son.
She'll tell you herself.
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Hey, this is Ana, leave a message.
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And if you're my Aunt Gabby,
I know what you did. Drop dead.
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Hold that cab. I'm coming with you.
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Hey.
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Wow, aren't you a little overdressed
for bacon and eggs?
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And buttered toast.
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Buttered toast! Well, if I'd known that,
I would have worn my formal boxers.
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So, do you like it?
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I got the check from the sale
of the strip club
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and I decided to treat myself.
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Plus, I figured I needed something
to wear when we go to Chez Naomi.
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Chez Naomi? Why don't we just
stay home and eat money?
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Because you promised to take me there
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to celebrate paying
your business loan off.
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I'm sorry, but that loan is years away
from being paid off.
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Not anymore. I took care of it.
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- You did what?
- With the check I got.
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What the hell did you do that for?
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Okay, what I think
you meant to say was,
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"Thanks, Susan.
You're the best wife ever."
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That loan was my responsibility.
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You were paying 9% interest.
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You were never
gonna pay that loan off.
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Look, I appreciate it, but in the future,
just check with me first, okay?
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Okay. I'm gonna take out the trash.
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- Now?
- Lee's getting his mail.
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He can't see my new dress in here.
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Think about it.
You already specialize in comfort food.
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Marry that with a Creole or Cajun twist.
It's a no-brainer.
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- It's brilliant. I love it.
- You love what?
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Sam just came up with the idea
for my next cookbook,
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"Down Home Cooking
with Mrs. Van De Kamp."
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Thank you, Sam.
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"My darling Sam, I couldn't make it
through the day without you."
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What was that?
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It's the dedication page
to your new cookbook, I'm guessing.
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Oh, and I have your first recipe.
Apple Brown-Nose Betty.
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That's Sam's specialty.
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Since when is hard work
brown-nosing?
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That young man is the first one here
every morning
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and the last one to leave at night.
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Yeah, well, it takes a lot of time
to turn all that water into wine.
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Well, I am sorry
you don't appreciate him.
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I think he's tremendous.
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In fact, I have decided
to give him a promotion.
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A promotion to what?
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Vice president.
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Hey! Check my stationery!
I'm vice president.
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Well, a company can have
more than one.
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There's plenty of work to go around.
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I don't believe this.
You barely know the guy.
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- I'm your son.
- I know you don't understand this now,
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but I am doing what I think is best
for both of us.
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Remember that sentence.
You'll be hearing it the day
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I put you in a nursing home.
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Oh! Did I wake you?
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Uh... No. I just didn't get much sleep
last night. What's going on?
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Well, I was just on my way
to buy some overpriced shoes
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to go with my overpriced dress.
You want to come?
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Thanks, but it's not a good time.
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- Is everything okay?
- Yeah, fine. Gotta go.
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Please don't
shut me out, Katherine.
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Now that you're home from the hospital,
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I want us to go back
to the way we used to be.
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There was a time you and I
could tell each other anything.
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Hey, Susan. Morning, hon.
I'll go make the coffee.
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So, anything you want to tell me?
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Yeah?
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- Are you Rose DeLuca?
- Why?
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I think you're my grandma.
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Tyler?
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So, after we get to Manhattan,
what's our plan?
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We go to Ana's modeling agency.
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I know that world.
It's all interconnected.
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Someone will know someone
who knows where they are.
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How do you know that world?
Were you a model?
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Yeah. You didn't know? Big time.
I was even on the cover of Vogue.
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- Really? What happened?
- Mmm-hmm.
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I decided I wanted a different
kind of life and married Carlos.
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Wow. Good for you.
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So?
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- What?
- It's just,
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I shared something about my past,
and I know nothing about yours,
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like where you grew up, or where
you lived before moving to Fairview.
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- My past isn't that interesting.
- Come on. I shared stuff about me.
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Telling me you were a supermodel
is not sharing, it's bragging.
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It's not bragging when it's the truth.
And the fact is, I was very successful.
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Well, if you were so successful,
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how come I've never heard
of you before?
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Because you had to be looking
in a fashion magazine,
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and I doubt you were ever doing that.
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- Are we done sharing?
- Oh, yeah.
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Wow. So, Paris, Prague, Madrid.
It sounds like you guys saw everything.
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But you still haven't told us
how you two met.
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Well, the first time I saw Irina
was on the beach in Nice.
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It was...
How you say in English? The...
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- Topless?
- Yes.
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Wow. You really did see everything.
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I was so embarrassed
to show my breasts in public.
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- Well, clearly you've gotten over that.
- Sweetie, would you give me a hand?
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- Oh, sure. Are you finished?
- Thanks, Mom.
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Uh-huh.
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Why are you being so rude?
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Because I love that boy
more than anything in the world,
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and there is no way in hell
he could get a woman that hot.
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So, what does she want?
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Fine. He's dating out of his league.
Remind me to high-five him later.
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Now, get back over there and be nice.
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- Here you go.
- Thank you.
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You have given me
so much beautiful food.
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You're welcome.
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And you have beautiful boots.
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Preston buy these for me in Paris.
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300 euros. Almost 400 American, yes?
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Huh. I remember sending you money
in Paris for an "emergency."
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I didn't realize it involved footwear.
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Fine. I'll pay you back
out of my college fund.
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Your son is so generous.
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You know, he promise to take me
to the shopping spree
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in real American mall.
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I hear people pay $80 for t-shirt.
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Well, here in America, people are
willing to pay a lot for beautiful things.
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I'm sorry, the water was running.
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Did you just say
Katherine is a leprechaun?
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Lesbian. Katherine is a lesbian.
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Okay, the first one made more sense.
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Apparently, the other night,
Katherine and Robin got a little drunk.
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Hold it. Robin?
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Yeah. She's a leprechaun, too.
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Wow, Katherine and Robin...
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Okay, okay, you can just get the image
out of your head,
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- or I'm not gonna tell you anything else.
- This is too weird.
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Well, a lot of people discover
they're gay later in life.
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No. I mean, how could she go
from being with me
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to being with women?
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Mike, she was probably
leaning that way already.
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She was lucky to have you.
You were a nice transition.
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- What?
- Well, you know. I mean...
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When you make love, you're so gentle,
and you like to cuddle...
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So, what are you saying,
that I make love like a woman?
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No, no. I'm saying...
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That you are a well-balanced man
who's in touch with his feminine side.
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I don't even have a feminine side.
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Mike, come on, I...
It's what I love about you.
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- You cry at movies.
- Movie! One movie! Brian's Song.
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And The Notebook.
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- Tears of boredom.
- Mike.
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I don't want to talk about this anymore.
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Why is Daddy yelling?
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He may have turned a woman
into a leprechaun.
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Look, you can complain about Irina
all you like. I think she's nice.
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Please. Your opinion of her was set
once you heard the word "topless."
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That reminds me. Did Preston
take any pictures on this trip?
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Tom, I was there
when she unpacked her suitcase.
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"Preston buy me this.
Preston buy me that."
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I am telling you, that woman is,
how do you say, a gold digger.
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You know, if you're right,
she'll move on soon enough.
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Yeah.
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Yeah?
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I need to talk to you guys.
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I know that look.
He's come to his senses.
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I proposed to Irina, and she said yes.
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00:14:48,654 --> 00:14:50,451
Okay, I don't know that look at all.
235
00:14:50,489 --> 00:14:55,051
You proposed? But you've only known
each other for a few months.
236
00:14:55,194 --> 00:14:58,027
Yeah, but she's the one. I know it.
237
00:14:58,230 --> 00:15:03,099
Oh, honey. Wake up!
238
00:15:04,003 --> 00:15:07,268
- What's that mean?
- Your mother's just concerned
239
00:15:07,306 --> 00:15:10,673
that Irina might be with you
for the wrong reasons.
240
00:15:10,709 --> 00:15:13,974
Like your college fund.
Why'd you tell her about that?
241
00:15:14,013 --> 00:15:17,813
Wow. You must really think I'm an idiot.
242
00:15:17,850 --> 00:15:22,844
I think you're young, and I'm sorry,
sometimes young is idiot-adjacent.
243
00:15:25,291 --> 00:15:29,955
You don't approve? Fine.
I can live with that.
244
00:15:31,497 --> 00:15:33,658
- But I want Nana's ring.
- No!
245
00:15:34,333 --> 00:15:36,631
You want to buy that woman boots,
I can't stop you,
246
00:15:36,669 --> 00:15:39,035
but she is not getting
my grandmother's ring.
247
00:15:39,071 --> 00:15:41,505
Nana promised I could have that ring
when I got married.
248
00:15:41,540 --> 00:15:43,337
- You don't get a say.
- Oh.
249
00:15:45,744 --> 00:15:48,770
Hey, you're making a mistake.
250
00:15:48,814 --> 00:15:52,215
Yeah, well, maybe the mistake I made
was coming home.
251
00:15:59,558 --> 00:16:03,016
God, your friend owns this place?
It's pretty swank.
252
00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:06,697
Yeah, we used to call it
"the house that bulimia built."
253
00:16:06,732 --> 00:16:10,759
I could have never been
a model. I like food too much.
254
00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:12,464
Yeah. That's why.
255
00:16:17,443 --> 00:16:21,641
- Can somebody get me a coffee later?
- Holy crap! Is that Heidi Klum?
256
00:16:22,648 --> 00:16:24,912
- Hey.
- Yeah.
257
00:16:26,752 --> 00:16:28,947
- Do you want to meet her?
- Get out!
258
00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:33,118
Sure. She's an old friend.
Come on. Heidi!
259
00:16:34,660 --> 00:16:38,061
Hey! Heidi. Hi! It's me, Gabby.
260
00:16:40,466 --> 00:16:43,196
- Gabrielle Marquez.
- I remember you.
261
00:16:43,535 --> 00:16:46,231
It's hard to forget someone
who taped toilet paper to the bottom
262
00:16:46,271 --> 00:16:50,207
of my Manolo Blahniks, and laughed
when I walked down the runway.
263
00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:54,677
I was quite the practical joker
back then.
264
00:16:56,048 --> 00:16:59,381
Anyway, this is my friend Angie Bolen
from Fairview.
265
00:16:59,918 --> 00:17:01,351
Practical joke, my ass.
266
00:17:01,387 --> 00:17:04,049
Because of you, I didn't get to be
on the cover of Sports Illustrated.
267
00:17:04,089 --> 00:17:07,422
So screw you, screw your friend,
and screw Fairview.
268
00:17:11,764 --> 00:17:13,322
She seems nice.
269
00:17:15,768 --> 00:17:18,760
- Gabrielle!
- Luke!
270
00:17:20,239 --> 00:17:24,539
- Hello, gorgeous.
- Hi! This is my neighbor, Angie.
271
00:17:24,643 --> 00:17:27,043
Oh! Nice cheek bones.
272
00:17:28,380 --> 00:17:31,213
Now, what the hell is up
with that snotty niece of yours?
273
00:17:31,250 --> 00:17:33,878
I mean, don't get me wrong.
She's gifted and she's got the look,
274
00:17:33,919 --> 00:17:36,547
- but that attitude!
- Tell me about it.
275
00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:39,149
Do you have any idea where she is?
She's not in her apartment.
276
00:17:39,191 --> 00:17:44,288
Your niece walked off a shoot.
Her boyfriend, Broody McFine-Ass,
277
00:17:44,329 --> 00:17:47,765
showed up, told her that he had
relatives in town they could stay with.
278
00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:51,827
Short story shorter, I don't know
where she went, and don't care.
279
00:17:53,705 --> 00:17:57,402
- You have relatives in New York?
- Only one.
280
00:18:02,681 --> 00:18:04,808
- Who's there?
- It's me, Ma.
281
00:18:31,210 --> 00:18:35,613
What? I finally get to meet
my grandson for the first time,
282
00:18:36,148 --> 00:18:38,480
and now you're telling me
that he has to go?
283
00:18:38,517 --> 00:18:41,384
- You know it is not safe here, Ma.
- Here's what I know.
284
00:18:41,420 --> 00:18:46,517
Every night for the past 18 years,
I was the only one at this table.
285
00:18:47,259 --> 00:18:51,286
Yeah. One plate, one cup, one chair.
286
00:18:51,763 --> 00:18:54,323
And then, someone knocks on my door,
287
00:18:54,600 --> 00:18:58,366
and they sit right there,
and he calls me Grandma.
288
00:18:59,938 --> 00:19:02,304
I could have looked at him
till my eyes dried up.
289
00:19:02,341 --> 00:19:05,242
And now you show up
and you tell me it's not safe!
290
00:19:05,277 --> 00:19:09,805
- Why? The Feds don't care about him!
- It's not the Feds I'm worried about.
291
00:19:09,948 --> 00:19:10,972
Oh.
292
00:19:12,050 --> 00:19:15,542
So that's why you want
to take him away. Patrick Logan?
293
00:19:15,721 --> 00:19:18,087
If my kid shows up,
he's a direct link to me.
294
00:19:18,123 --> 00:19:21,354
- That's how he'll find me.
- That was 18 years ago.
295
00:19:21,727 --> 00:19:24,127
Patrick Logan does not care about you,
296
00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:27,496
and he sure as hell does not care
about my grandson!
297
00:19:28,367 --> 00:19:29,766
Ma, please.
298
00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:35,371
I'll tell "Danny" you were here.
299
00:19:46,652 --> 00:19:51,282
Robin the stripper?
You had sex with Robin the stripper?
300
00:19:51,356 --> 00:19:52,914
Holy Chaz Bono.
301
00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:55,858
- Was that the first time you ever...
- Yes.
302
00:19:56,161 --> 00:19:58,026
And Robin's at her cousin's wedding,
303
00:19:58,063 --> 00:20:02,261
so I only have a couple of days
to figure this out. Am I gay now?
304
00:20:04,736 --> 00:20:08,331
- Well, did you enjoy it?
- I don't know. It was different.
305
00:20:09,107 --> 00:20:11,701
I mean, we started kissing
and then we...
306
00:20:11,743 --> 00:20:14,041
No details necessary.
307
00:20:16,081 --> 00:20:17,981
Katherine, you're not gay.
308
00:20:18,016 --> 00:20:22,112
As much as you think you can switch
your entree from meat to fish,
309
00:20:22,287 --> 00:20:24,881
it doesn't work that way.
This is not a choice.
310
00:20:24,923 --> 00:20:28,051
But how could this have happened
if I'm not gay?
311
00:20:28,126 --> 00:20:31,789
Look, I was with women
all through my twenties...
312
00:20:31,830 --> 00:20:33,991
Any excuse to drag that out!
313
00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:38,670
But it always felt weird.
Then when I slept with a man,
314
00:20:38,704 --> 00:20:41,434
- I knew that was it.
- Then, 1,000 men later, he found me.
315
00:20:41,506 --> 00:20:45,442
My point is,
if it didn't feel quite right to you,
316
00:20:45,477 --> 00:20:48,139
chances are it was just
a one-time thing.
317
00:20:48,180 --> 00:20:51,206
Maybe you're right.
We were both pretty drunk.
318
00:20:52,417 --> 00:20:56,012
If you're not sure, take sex out of it.
Get to know Robin.
319
00:20:56,054 --> 00:20:59,888
It's a little late to start dating.
We already live together.
320
00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:02,989
That is fast. Maybe you are a lesbian.
321
00:21:07,032 --> 00:21:10,661
And in the short time he's been here,
Sam has proved himself invaluable,
322
00:21:10,702 --> 00:21:15,071
so I would like you all to give
your support to our new vice president.
323
00:21:16,241 --> 00:21:20,837
Thank you. This is a great company,
but I think we can make it even better.
324
00:21:20,879 --> 00:21:23,211
Now, I've got a lot of great...
325
00:21:26,151 --> 00:21:29,882
I'm sorry. I was just
showing my support. Carry on!
326
00:21:30,622 --> 00:21:32,522
Andrew! Is that a beer?
327
00:21:32,557 --> 00:21:34,525
Hey, just 'cause you can't have
a liquid lunch,
328
00:21:34,559 --> 00:21:36,390
doesn't mean the rest of us
have to suffer.
329
00:21:36,428 --> 00:21:39,556
- Andrew!
- It's okay. It's okay. I've got this.
330
00:21:43,035 --> 00:21:44,730
Okay, buddy,
why don't we get you some coffee?
331
00:21:44,770 --> 00:21:46,203
Why don't we not?
332
00:21:46,238 --> 00:21:50,140
Besides, I believe everybody
is waiting to hear
333
00:21:50,342 --> 00:21:52,936
how you're gonna sprinkle
your magic fairy dust
334
00:21:52,978 --> 00:21:54,878
and whip this company into shape.
Am I right?
335
00:21:54,913 --> 00:21:57,848
- You need to go now.
- Get your hands off me!
336
00:21:59,718 --> 00:22:00,946
Andrew!
337
00:22:03,822 --> 00:22:05,517
Sam, are you okay?
338
00:22:07,893 --> 00:22:09,190
I'm fine.
339
00:22:09,628 --> 00:22:13,655
But if you don't mind,
I think I'll take the rest of the day off.
340
00:22:19,705 --> 00:22:22,037
See? Told you he was a slacker.
341
00:22:27,012 --> 00:22:29,981
- Lynette, what can I do for you?
- Hey, Jimmy.
342
00:22:30,048 --> 00:22:31,640
My son came home from Europe
343
00:22:31,683 --> 00:22:33,878
and is engaged
to a beautiful Russian girl.
344
00:22:33,919 --> 00:22:36,149
- Congratulations.
- I hate her.
345
00:22:36,488 --> 00:22:38,012
- Okay.
- Anyway,
346
00:22:38,290 --> 00:22:42,886
this is my grandmother's ring,
and Preston wants to give it to her.
347
00:22:43,095 --> 00:22:44,756
She's very lucky.
348
00:22:44,963 --> 00:22:47,488
- She's not getting this.
- Okay.
349
00:22:47,899 --> 00:22:49,992
Because you are going to find me
a cheap copy.
350
00:22:50,035 --> 00:22:53,334
I can try, but she's probably
gonna know the difference.
351
00:22:53,372 --> 00:22:57,775
Oh, I'm counting on it.
Irina is quite the opportunist.
352
00:22:57,809 --> 00:23:01,074
Five seconds after she gets it, she'll
have that piece of glass appraised,
353
00:23:01,113 --> 00:23:04,742
and when she finds out
my son has given her a fake,
354
00:23:05,016 --> 00:23:09,043
I'm betting that little Russian parasite
will be looking for a new host body.
355
00:23:09,087 --> 00:23:12,523
But when your son finds out,
isn't he going to be mad?
356
00:23:12,557 --> 00:23:16,857
That's why I keep having kids, Jimmy.
To replace the ones who hate me.
357
00:23:18,830 --> 00:23:22,266
MJ's asleep. Are you coming to bed?
358
00:23:25,504 --> 00:23:26,903
I miss you.
359
00:23:27,739 --> 00:23:30,435
What, you need somebody
to do your hair?
360
00:23:30,475 --> 00:23:33,342
You know us sensitive men
are good at that.
361
00:23:34,546 --> 00:23:38,505
Please don't pout. You are all man.
362
00:23:38,784 --> 00:23:42,083
You're one of the strongest,
most macho men I know.
363
00:23:42,854 --> 00:23:44,617
Now, come upstairs.
364
00:23:47,692 --> 00:23:50,525
I don't have to come upstairs
to show you that.
365
00:23:50,562 --> 00:23:52,223
What are you doing?
366
00:23:52,264 --> 00:23:55,028
I can show you how macho I am
right here.
367
00:23:55,367 --> 00:23:57,858
Don't you think our bed
is a bit more comfortable?
368
00:23:57,903 --> 00:24:01,498
- Beds are for wimps.
- Okay, that was MJ's lunch.
369
00:24:01,740 --> 00:24:04,504
And now I'm getting rid of this T-shirt.
370
00:24:07,579 --> 00:24:09,570
- God, what is this made of?
- Here, let me take it off.
371
00:24:09,614 --> 00:24:11,377
- No! I'm ripping it.
- Oh!
372
00:24:11,650 --> 00:24:14,210
Mike, you don't have anything
to prove here.
373
00:24:14,252 --> 00:24:16,812
Where are the scissors? I just want to
make a little starter cut.
374
00:24:16,855 --> 00:24:20,313
- Are you okay?
- Yeah, yeah. I'm fine. I like it rough.
375
00:24:21,693 --> 00:24:24,856
I'm glad that you're having fun,
but my back is hurting,
376
00:24:24,896 --> 00:24:27,626
- so let me get on top.
- No! No! I'm on top.
377
00:24:27,666 --> 00:24:30,328
Seriously, Mike, I'm on a salt shaker.
378
00:24:32,370 --> 00:24:34,270
Sweetie? Are you okay?
379
00:24:35,540 --> 00:24:37,474
No, not really.
380
00:24:38,176 --> 00:24:42,078
Honestly, if I had known
that you were going to get this upset
381
00:24:42,113 --> 00:24:43,171
about Katherine...
382
00:24:43,215 --> 00:24:47,652
It's not about Katherine. It's you.
And it's not even really about you.
383
00:24:47,686 --> 00:24:48,948
It's me.
384
00:24:49,454 --> 00:24:51,854
Okay, just how hard
did you hit your head?
385
00:24:51,890 --> 00:24:55,849
The loan, Susan. You paid off my loan.
386
00:24:58,263 --> 00:25:02,927
Well, isn't that a little 1956 of you?
387
00:25:04,870 --> 00:25:09,398
I grew up watching a man
who didn't provide for his family,
388
00:25:11,209 --> 00:25:14,610
and I always swore that was one thing
I was gonna do.
389
00:25:15,614 --> 00:25:18,549
I'll never be rich, I'll never be famous,
390
00:25:19,584 --> 00:25:23,611
but I can be a guy
who takes care of his family.
391
00:25:26,958 --> 00:25:32,123
In that case,
I will cancel the check tomorrow,
392
00:25:32,631 --> 00:25:36,067
and you can pay the loan off
by yourself.
393
00:25:37,068 --> 00:25:38,433
Thank you.
394
00:25:40,305 --> 00:25:43,103
Hey, you know that 1956 thing?
395
00:25:43,308 --> 00:25:44,332
Hmm?
396
00:25:45,443 --> 00:25:48,003
- It's kind of sexy.
- Really?
397
00:25:48,046 --> 00:25:49,308
- Mmm-hmm.
- Mmm.
398
00:25:55,120 --> 00:25:58,180
Ana, this is my 17th message.
You might as well pick up the phone,
399
00:25:58,223 --> 00:26:01,488
because I am not leaving New York
until I see you.
400
00:26:02,093 --> 00:26:04,789
Tell me,
what exactly are you planning to do?
401
00:26:04,829 --> 00:26:07,559
Find Ana, cut the purse strings,
destroy her hopes and dreams,
402
00:26:07,599 --> 00:26:09,726
then catch a Broadway show.
403
00:26:11,536 --> 00:26:16,405
Oh, my gosh! Hi, guys! Hi!
404
00:26:17,509 --> 00:26:18,840
Angie, you met Luke,
405
00:26:18,877 --> 00:26:22,472
and of course you recognize
the beautiful Paulina Porizkova.
406
00:26:22,514 --> 00:26:26,075
She and I go way back.
How have you been? Give me a hug!
407
00:26:26,918 --> 00:26:28,010
Why?
408
00:26:29,387 --> 00:26:30,479
What's wrong?
409
00:26:30,522 --> 00:26:33,719
You treated me like dirt,
and now you want a hug?
410
00:26:33,825 --> 00:26:36,851
What are you talking about?
You remember all the fun we had
411
00:26:36,895 --> 00:26:39,295
doing that photo shoot
on the beach in Brazil?
412
00:26:39,331 --> 00:26:42,459
What I remember is getting you that job
when you were just starting out,
413
00:26:42,500 --> 00:26:44,365
and then freezing on the sand
for three hours
414
00:26:44,402 --> 00:26:46,131
while you bitched
because they couldn't find
415
00:26:46,171 --> 00:26:50,301
the exact right shade of lipstick
that would make you look pretty.
416
00:26:51,610 --> 00:26:54,044
I see you still haven't found it.
417
00:26:57,549 --> 00:27:01,212
You know, I really don't think I need
to meet any more of your friends.
418
00:27:01,252 --> 00:27:03,186
I'm gonna go call Nick.
419
00:27:04,489 --> 00:27:07,458
Can you believe Paulina?
What was that about?
420
00:27:08,159 --> 00:27:10,059
You're kidding, right?
421
00:27:10,528 --> 00:27:13,986
Okay, maybe I threw
a little attitude once in a while.
422
00:27:14,032 --> 00:27:16,091
You didn't throw it, honey.
You heaved it.
423
00:27:16,134 --> 00:27:19,763
Oh, come on.
I was no worse than a lot of other girls.
424
00:27:20,138 --> 00:27:23,630
No, sweetie.
You were the queen bitch diva.
425
00:27:23,675 --> 00:27:26,303
Insulting photographers,
upsetting booking agents.
426
00:27:26,344 --> 00:27:28,369
That's why your career
went down in flames.
427
00:27:28,413 --> 00:27:32,008
No, my career ended
because I decided to marry Carlos.
428
00:27:32,117 --> 00:27:34,051
You remember.
I called you the night he proposed.
429
00:27:34,085 --> 00:27:37,111
Yeah, and I told you to grab
that brass ring,
430
00:27:38,556 --> 00:27:42,720
because I knew it was over for you.
And you did, too.
431
00:27:44,129 --> 00:27:46,597
Or else you never would have left.
432
00:28:00,712 --> 00:28:03,374
Excuse me.
I think I'm in the wrong place.
433
00:28:03,415 --> 00:28:07,408
- Does Sam Allen live here?
- That one. But he's not here.
434
00:28:07,852 --> 00:28:11,083
Oh. Well, I guess I'll just leave these
on his porch.
435
00:28:11,122 --> 00:28:14,956
If you want the dogs to eat it.
Put it inside. It's unlocked.
436
00:28:56,801 --> 00:28:58,200
Mrs. Hodge?
437
00:29:01,139 --> 00:29:03,903
What are you doing
with a picture of Rex?
438
00:29:06,578 --> 00:29:08,011
I'm waiting.
439
00:29:09,080 --> 00:29:10,741
He was my father.
440
00:29:11,850 --> 00:29:12,976
What?
441
00:29:13,651 --> 00:29:17,212
This is not how I wanted you to find out.
I am so sorry.
442
00:29:23,828 --> 00:29:25,659
Bree! Let me explain!
443
00:29:33,004 --> 00:29:34,471
Irina really loved the ring, Mom.
444
00:29:34,506 --> 00:29:36,974
That's why she wanted to go right
to a jeweler to get it sized.
445
00:29:37,008 --> 00:29:39,670
- Good.
- Listen, I know I sprang this on you,
446
00:29:39,711 --> 00:29:43,147
but once you get to know her,
you'll see what I see in her.
447
00:29:43,181 --> 00:29:46,742
I am looking forward
to when we both see the same thing.
448
00:29:49,053 --> 00:29:50,281
Hello, everyone.
449
00:29:50,321 --> 00:29:51,982
- Hey, Irina!
- Hey!
450
00:29:54,793 --> 00:29:57,887
You hungry? Mom made lentil soup.
I told her it was your favorite.
451
00:29:57,929 --> 00:30:02,025
- Your mother is full of thoughts.
- In English we say "thoughtful."
452
00:30:02,167 --> 00:30:04,795
- Yes.
- Hey, you're not wearing your ring.
453
00:30:04,836 --> 00:30:08,135
Gee, I hope there's not a problem.
454
00:30:09,340 --> 00:30:12,002
I am all day thinking about this ring.
455
00:30:13,278 --> 00:30:14,939
I do not want it.
456
00:30:16,714 --> 00:30:19,239
But Preston said you loved it.
457
00:30:19,784 --> 00:30:23,584
I do, but it is too precious.
458
00:30:23,788 --> 00:30:26,416
This ring has been in your family
for generations,
459
00:30:26,457 --> 00:30:30,393
and for you to give it to woman
you don't know, it feels wrong.
460
00:30:32,897 --> 00:30:34,592
Save it for Penny.
461
00:30:34,732 --> 00:30:38,793
Wow. What a classy thing to do.
Thank you, Irina.
462
00:30:39,771 --> 00:30:41,671
You can buy me another ring.
463
00:30:41,706 --> 00:30:45,699
You sure? Nana's ring is worth
a lot more than anything I can afford.
464
00:30:45,743 --> 00:30:50,146
Yes, Preston.
I know exactly how much it is worth,
465
00:30:50,782 --> 00:30:55,583
but I want your mother to know
I am full of thoughts, too.
466
00:30:59,123 --> 00:31:03,457
So, let's eat!
Come on, Preston, get her a chair.
467
00:31:03,494 --> 00:31:04,688
Yeah, yeah,
you don't have to tell me.
468
00:31:04,729 --> 00:31:06,287
Here you go, honey.
469
00:31:06,331 --> 00:31:07,559
Now, we're having a little salad...
470
00:31:18,509 --> 00:31:21,910
Wow. Two visits in 18 years.
It's getting monotonous.
471
00:31:24,148 --> 00:31:26,378
I need to tell you something.
472
00:31:28,853 --> 00:31:30,377
About Patrick.
473
00:31:32,857 --> 00:31:34,256
This again?
474
00:31:35,627 --> 00:31:36,753
Fine.
475
00:31:38,196 --> 00:31:41,324
What about the great
and powerful Patrick Logan?
476
00:31:41,633 --> 00:31:44,966
First you have to promise
you won't ever tell Danny.
477
00:31:46,905 --> 00:31:49,806
Ana! There you are.
478
00:31:49,908 --> 00:31:52,308
- I have nothing to say to you.
- Wait, wait, wait!
479
00:31:52,343 --> 00:31:54,436
Just give me five minutes.
If you don't like what I have to say,
480
00:31:54,479 --> 00:31:57,710
- then you can tell me to go to hell.
- Two minutes.
481
00:31:58,149 --> 00:31:59,980
I'll meet you inside.
482
00:32:02,654 --> 00:32:04,918
Before you start,
I know you sent me to New York
483
00:32:04,956 --> 00:32:06,389
just to get me away from Danny.
484
00:32:06,424 --> 00:32:09,257
True. I begged Luke to take you,
and he did me a favor.
485
00:32:09,294 --> 00:32:10,784
- I knew it!
- But it turns out
486
00:32:10,828 --> 00:32:12,659
I was doing him a favor, too,
487
00:32:12,697 --> 00:32:15,131
because he thinks
you're really talented.
488
00:32:15,166 --> 00:32:16,997
- He said that?
- He also thinks
489
00:32:17,035 --> 00:32:20,562
you're a petulant, whiny, spoiled brat,
just like I was,
490
00:32:20,605 --> 00:32:23,972
and that's gonna kill your career,
just like it killed mine.
491
00:32:24,008 --> 00:32:26,670
- I thought you were successful.
- I was.
492
00:32:27,312 --> 00:32:30,213
Until everyone was tired
of putting up with my crap.
493
00:32:30,248 --> 00:32:32,512
So I want you
to go back to Luke, apologize,
494
00:32:32,550 --> 00:32:36,714
and start acting like a professional.
Modeling can be a great ride.
495
00:32:37,588 --> 00:32:40,887
I don't want you to be kicked off
before it's over.
496
00:32:41,259 --> 00:32:42,658
Like I was.
497
00:32:49,600 --> 00:32:52,535
Mom, I know you're here for me,
but I'm not going.
498
00:32:52,570 --> 00:32:55,130
All right, Grandma wants me to stay.
499
00:32:57,675 --> 00:33:00,075
No. I don't.
500
00:33:03,982 --> 00:33:07,509
- What did you say to her?
- She didn't have to say anything.
501
00:33:07,552 --> 00:33:09,816
Your mother knows what's best.
502
00:33:15,827 --> 00:33:18,990
But we have a relationship now, hmm?
503
00:33:20,498 --> 00:33:23,433
We're gonna talk to each other
all the time.
504
00:33:24,635 --> 00:33:26,762
- Really?
- I promise.
505
00:33:28,906 --> 00:33:32,364
But as long as you're here,
neither one of us is safe.
506
00:33:35,446 --> 00:33:37,437
Now, go pack your stuff.
507
00:33:55,967 --> 00:34:00,267
Hi. Do you by any chance know
who that woman is talking to Rose?
508
00:34:00,905 --> 00:34:02,770
Yeah, that's her daughter, Angie.
509
00:34:02,807 --> 00:34:06,971
Really? I haven't seen her around here.
Where's she visiting from?
510
00:34:07,578 --> 00:34:08,875
Fairview.
511
00:34:12,450 --> 00:34:15,749
Still out there.
You really should talk to him.
512
00:34:16,854 --> 00:34:20,984
- I have nothing to say.
- Bree, he's 26.
513
00:34:21,325 --> 00:34:23,953
He was born
before you and Rex were married.
514
00:34:23,995 --> 00:34:27,590
Fidelity is not the issue.
Rex had a secret life.
515
00:34:27,999 --> 00:34:31,526
Fine. Be mad at Rex,
not at that young man. He's innocent.
516
00:34:31,569 --> 00:34:32,797
He showed up to work for me
517
00:34:32,837 --> 00:34:36,238
and didn't tell me that he was
my dead husband's son.
518
00:34:37,008 --> 00:34:41,035
- What does he want?
- There's only one way to find out.
519
00:34:48,019 --> 00:34:51,580
You told me you wanted to explain.
You have two minutes.
520
00:34:53,624 --> 00:34:56,092
My mother and father met at a bar.
521
00:34:56,994 --> 00:34:59,053
He was single. So was she.
522
00:34:59,764 --> 00:35:02,699
They had one night together,
and then he went away.
523
00:35:02,733 --> 00:35:06,066
When she found out she was pregnant,
she called him.
524
00:35:06,471 --> 00:35:09,440
He had just met you,
and said he was in love.
525
00:35:10,208 --> 00:35:14,941
He offered to support her financially,
but my mom, who was very proud,
526
00:35:15,847 --> 00:35:17,474
turned him down.
527
00:35:19,851 --> 00:35:22,945
- But he did visit you.
- A few times.
528
00:35:23,855 --> 00:35:27,586
But my mom asked him to stop
because it was too hard on me.
529
00:35:28,392 --> 00:35:31,156
- And did you ever see him again?
- Yes.
530
00:35:33,164 --> 00:35:34,791
From right here.
531
00:35:36,067 --> 00:35:38,228
I used to ride my bike over.
532
00:35:41,539 --> 00:35:44,337
I'd watch you and Andrew and Danielle.
533
00:35:47,612 --> 00:35:51,878
I wanted to understand why my father
would choose all of you over me.
534
00:35:54,719 --> 00:35:56,084
And I did.
535
00:35:58,656 --> 00:36:00,647
You were all so perfect.
536
00:36:08,266 --> 00:36:10,393
My mom died six months ago.
537
00:36:11,602 --> 00:36:14,469
That's when I decided
I needed to meet you.
538
00:36:15,773 --> 00:36:20,142
- Why didn't you tell me who you were?
- Because I wanted you to like me.
539
00:36:23,748 --> 00:36:25,909
And I wasn't sure you would.
540
00:36:29,987 --> 00:36:31,511
You look cold.
541
00:36:33,090 --> 00:36:36,287
Why don't you come into the house,
and I'll make you some hot chocolate
542
00:36:36,327 --> 00:36:37,954
and we can talk.
543
00:36:51,776 --> 00:36:55,177
Oh! Hey!
544
00:36:56,113 --> 00:37:00,277
Yeah, not to put any pressure on you,
but I caught the bouquet.
545
00:37:02,420 --> 00:37:03,682
Oh.
546
00:37:07,258 --> 00:37:09,021
Do we need to talk?
547
00:37:10,294 --> 00:37:12,819
We haven't since it happened.
548
00:37:14,632 --> 00:37:18,329
First of all,
you are a wonderful, beautiful person.
549
00:37:19,971 --> 00:37:22,906
Oh. Yowza.
550
00:37:23,207 --> 00:37:24,674
I was drunk.
551
00:37:25,743 --> 00:37:30,339
I didn't even know what I was doing
until I was doing it, and then, well...
552
00:37:31,682 --> 00:37:36,779
The other night was a mistake.
And I'm so sorry.
553
00:37:43,060 --> 00:37:46,086
That is complete crap.
554
00:37:47,632 --> 00:37:48,758
What?
555
00:37:50,134 --> 00:37:53,729
I'm not gonna let you blame
what happened on being drunk.
556
00:37:53,938 --> 00:37:55,337
Okay, then.
557
00:37:56,941 --> 00:37:59,705
You know
what I've been through recently,
558
00:38:00,278 --> 00:38:04,715
and maybe I was trying
to forget that with you,
559
00:38:05,116 --> 00:38:10,281
but I am not attracted to women,
so, no matter what it was,
560
00:38:11,922 --> 00:38:13,583
it doesn't count.
561
00:38:19,630 --> 00:38:22,360
I know how you touched me,
562
00:38:22,700 --> 00:38:26,693
and I... I saw the look in your eyes
when I touched you.
563
00:38:29,040 --> 00:38:31,804
You may deny it now,
but we connected.
564
00:38:33,544 --> 00:38:35,102
And it counted.
565
00:38:49,393 --> 00:38:50,519
Okay.
566
00:38:53,431 --> 00:38:54,830
It counted.
567
00:38:56,901 --> 00:38:58,266
Thank you.
568
00:39:08,012 --> 00:39:10,480
Hey. You want an extra pillow?
569
00:39:12,817 --> 00:39:17,049
There's empty seats in the back.
I'm just gonna go sleep there.
570
00:39:22,827 --> 00:39:27,287
- You okay?
- Yeah. I'm just tired.
571
00:39:30,935 --> 00:39:33,665
Well, you may have picked up
on this trip
572
00:39:33,704 --> 00:39:36,502
that I haven't always been
a good person.
573
00:39:36,674 --> 00:39:39,802
I'm gonna work on that,
starting with you.
574
00:39:41,612 --> 00:39:42,943
Did Danny say
there were seats in the back?
575
00:39:42,980 --> 00:39:46,814
No, no, no. Come on, come on.
I'm serious. I'm serious. Look.
576
00:39:47,284 --> 00:39:49,309
I know you have a secret.
577
00:39:51,355 --> 00:39:54,188
Carlos and I overheard
you and Nick fighting.
578
00:39:54,225 --> 00:39:56,853
Something about "blowing your cover"?
579
00:39:56,961 --> 00:39:59,930
Don't worry, I didn't tell anybody.
I just...
580
00:40:00,297 --> 00:40:02,231
I just want you to know
581
00:40:03,934 --> 00:40:09,065
that I've carried around a lot of secrets,
and I know how lonely it can feel.
582
00:40:12,209 --> 00:40:14,575
So, if you ever need a friend...
583
00:40:25,656 --> 00:40:26,816
Okay.
584
00:40:30,094 --> 00:40:33,086
When I was 18,
I wanted to save the planet.
585
00:40:33,898 --> 00:40:39,131
I organized protests against logging
companies, big oil, auto plants...
586
00:40:40,571 --> 00:40:45,167
But then I got involved with a bad guy.
A really bad guy.
587
00:40:46,043 --> 00:40:49,342
He convinced me
that we had to get more aggressive.
588
00:40:52,016 --> 00:40:53,677
Long story short,
589
00:40:56,454 --> 00:40:58,217
someone got killed.
590
00:41:02,793 --> 00:41:04,988
So, this bad guy...
591
00:41:05,896 --> 00:41:07,796
You're not talking about Nick, are you?
592
00:41:07,832 --> 00:41:11,632
No, he's the one who helped me
run away from the psycho.
593
00:41:15,372 --> 00:41:17,203
So, who's the psycho?
594
00:41:19,977 --> 00:41:21,535
Danny's father.
595
00:41:26,183 --> 00:41:30,347
It's not always easy
to see someone's true colors.
596
00:41:32,056 --> 00:41:36,425
Sometimes, you must look
beneath the masculine veneer
597
00:41:36,627 --> 00:41:39,118
to find that fragile ego.
598
00:41:41,165 --> 00:41:43,895
You must ignore
the sparkle of the jewel
599
00:41:45,436 --> 00:41:47,904
to know you're looking at a fake.
600
00:41:50,374 --> 00:41:53,241
You must bring the truth
out of the shadows
601
00:41:54,979 --> 00:41:57,447
to see the beauty of its smile.
602
00:41:59,183 --> 00:42:03,711
Yes, people hide their true nature
from us every day,
603
00:42:04,221 --> 00:42:09,352
and sadly, we only find out
when it's too late.
604
00:42:09,693 --> 00:42:15,563
Mr. Logan? It's Iris Beckley.
I live next to Rose DeLuca.
605
00:42:16,834 --> 00:42:20,668
You told me to give you a ring
if I ever saw Rose's daughter.
606
00:42:21,438 --> 00:42:26,375
No. No, no, no. I'll tell you
where she lives when I get my $ 1,000.50298
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