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[Kim] Previously on
Keeping Up with the Kardashians...

[laughing]

I'm ready to do some bad things tonight.

-[Kim] Ow!
-Don't look [bleep].

Right now. Scott?

-[Rob] Get off me!
-Scott!

-[bleep]
-Scott.

Stop it. Scott!

-Back off.
-Don't you [bleep] talk to me like that.

You shut your [bleep].

I'm not gonna go tell him anything.

-I'm not talking to him.
-[Kris] Unless they arrest him.

Do you want them to arrest him?

[Kourtney] I need to do what's best
for me and my baby.

I'm done.

[phone ringing]

[knocking at door]

-[Kourtney] Yeah?
-[Scott, on phone] Can you just let me in?

No! I changed the locks
and you don't need to be here.

[knocking at door]

[Scott] Let me in the house!

[Kris] And tonight,
the time is here for Kourtney's baby.

[Kourtney] My water broke.

-[laughing]
-[Kylie] Ew!

The baby's coming. I'm so excited.

[Khlo�] His head is out.

-[mouthing]
-[Dr. Crane] You can do it.

Push it, push it, push it.
Yes, excellent!

-[Kourtney] That's not normal.
-[baby crying]

[knocking at door]

-[Scott] Hi.
-Hi.

Come on in.

[rasping] I wanted to talk to you
for a little if you're not busy.

I lost my voice.

I'm not surprised.

Scott called,
begging to talk to me.

I'm not excited, but I owe it
to my daughter and to my grandchild

to hear what Scott has to say.

I couldn't be...

any more sorry, and

I'll never excuse the way I acted
the other night in Vegas,

but, like, I don't know what I ever did
so bad to, like, deserve

you to, like, hate me so much.

I don't hate you.

And I can see how you would...

You treat Reggie and Lamar
completely different than me.

[Kris] If Scott thinks
that I treat him differently,

it's because I do.

I'll never be able to trust him
with my daughter and my grandchild.

I want the best for my daughter,

and one of the reasons I have...

had an issue with you is that...

[tearfully] You know, she's just
always felt like she has to babysit you.

Like, you know, you're gonna...

do something that she can't handle.

She's my whole life.

I want her to be happy.

I want her to be able to trust
the person she's with,

and have respect
for the person she's with,

and have somebody take care of her.

Not somebody
that she has to be ashamed of.

And for me to have to worry,

that's just not OK with me.

I don't know what he can ever say to me

to make me understand his behavior.

I'm not willing to let it go.

I just can't have you in my family.

It's too dangerous.

[Kris] Scott has really crossed the line.

There's just no place for Scott
in our family anymore.

[Scott] I gotta get
my [bleep] together, man.

I can't live like this.

My own girlfriend who is pregnant
with my child will not answer my calls.

You can't have a conversation
that starts off with, like, you admitting

that you kind of screwed up a bit?

I've tried!

I've left messages, text, e-mail,
you name it.

I really miss Kourtney. All I want to do
is just be able to speak to her.

[recorded voice] At the tone,
please record your message.

[beep]

Kourtney, it's Scott.

Please, just call me back.

[voicemail beeps]

I know you're going to the doctor,

and it would mean the world
to me to be there.

We need to speak.

[overlapping]
Hey, it's me for the 90th time.

I don't know what it's gonna take
for you to call me back.

-[messages overlapping]
-I'm gonna keep trying again.

Please, just call me.

I am worried that Kourtney
may never speak to me again.

I hope you're safe
and I hope the little one's OK in you.

Bye.

Don't you find it weird
that he took you out of Mom's vagina

and now he's looked at your vagina?

He's going, "Oh, this piece
looks just like your mother's."

-Like...
-What if it doesn't?

Well, she did have six kids.
I had none.

I would hope mine's tighter than hers.

[door creaking open]

-[Khlo�] Hi.
-Hello.

-[Kourtney] Hi. How are you?
-Hi, girls, how are you?

So, come on in.

-OK.
-Yay.

Now, that I'm in the last month
of my pregnancy,

I usually have Scott come with me
to all my appointments,

but since he's out of my life,

I'm having Khlo� come with me
to my doctor's appointment

and play the daddy.

So, your baby is a little on the big side.

-OK.
-[giggles]

Slightly. What we're gonna do...

Not so much today. We still got a ways.

We're gonna really...
Maybe when your husband's here.

Boyfriend, right?

[Kourtney] We're not really together
right now.

Whatever, it's fine.

Scott is officially out of my life

and it's really starting to sink in
that I'm gonna raise my baby alone.

It's just a really scary thought.

[Dr. Crane] So here's the head.

Here's the baby's spine.

[sad acoustic pop playing]

[Khlo�] Hey, Kourt.

[Kourtney] Hey.

Where are you? In here?

[Kourtney] In here.

Hola.

Hi, baby.

Oh, my God, guess what I heard today.

Um, Roya told me

that Danielle called her
from DASH Miami.

Mm-hmm.

Ugh! And Erica is moving to L.A.,

-so she's quitting.
-What?

You know, Carrie quit last week.

This is ridiculous.

And, you know,
Lenny quit a couple months ago.

So who's working at the store?

We only have two girls.

We need people that we can rely on.

Not girls that are just gonna ditch us.

[Khlo�] Guess who came by the store today.

-Who?
-Scott.

Why?

Apologizing and just wanting to talk.

I know that I'm gonna
eventually talk to him.

I'm not just gonna ignore him forever.

I mean, we are having a child together.

Ninety percent of the time,
he's this great guy, he started working,

but then, he'll go and do that,

and it brings it back
to how it was before where I'm like,

I don't even want to be with this guy.

This is how Scott always was.

It's not like Scott was, like,
always down this straight and narrow road.

He only became good
because you got pregnant.

Not because he was really, like,
this great, good guy.

-I just feel like...
-Just, what do you want?

Do you want to put up with that,
or are you over it

because you're having a baby?
Just make up your mind.

[Kourtney] Mom.

Hey, Kourt.

[Kourtney] What are you doing?

I can't untangle the chain.

-No, I thought... Oh, it is a purple stone.
-It's pretty.

What are you doing here, anyway?

We're going to dinner.

-With Khlo�.
-[gasps] I almost forgot.

-My house...
-[phone ringing and vibrating]

...is, like, empty.

Ugh, Scott is texting me again.

Have you even talked to Scott
since the whole Vegas thing?

He just texted me.
I haven't been responding.

Like, he'll... Definitely woke up today,

all these text messages I'm getting,

feeling embarrassed about

what he did.

You know, not everyone's perfect.

He deals with my moods.

He's... He's normally, like,
does everything for me.

I thought we were done with Scott,

but Kourtney's already started
to make excuses for him.

It sounds like she's considering
taking him back.

Him and Rob rile each other up
and J.J. when they all get together.

You know, they all...

But they're 22-year-old boys
straight out of college...

He's 26!

OK, but sooner or later,
he's got to grow up, Kourtney.

I told you this
a long time ago, Kourtney, that you can...

OK, well,
don't you just know everything.

-You should be...
-Oh.

...treated like a princess.

OK, but he does, 90% of the time!

-Hopefully, I won't...
-You're gonna spend the rest

-of your life making excuses for him.
-No! Hopefully, I won't.

-I'm not...
-I just want you to be the best you can be

-and have the best thing going for you.
-OK.

-I'm your mom.
-I will figure it out.

All right, I'm over this conversation.

-[Kourtney] Hey.
-Hi, doll.

I really don't want to shut Scott
out of my life completely

and this isn't just about me anymore.

We're having a baby

and I need to do what's best
for my baby as well.

I'm happy you finally let me come see you.

The way that you were acting was scary.

It was like a completely different
side of you that I've never seen.

You know, my mom's running up to me like,

"Tell him! Get him out of here!
Do this, do that!"

And I'm like,
I don't want to have to do that.

'Cause it's not my job.

I'm gonna...
I'm gonna be a mom now.

I don't need to be your mom.

There's no excuse
for my behavior in Vegas.

Will I let that happen again? No.

But you have to understand
sometimes it's not easy,

the situation I'm put in with your family.

I feel belittled, day after day,
and eventually,

it's likely that a person could break.

You just can't
blame all this on my mom.

Like, I've heard that so many times,

and this relationship is about you and I.

I completely understand
the point you're bringing up.

Things were going well.

I happen to have
fallen off the path I was on

and I lost my head there for a minute
and went back to my old ways.

But in the bigger picture,
there's nothing more I want to do

than be here for you and that baby.

I don't know.

You can be this great guy
that I see in you every day.

I mean, I obviously love you
and want to make this work.

Otherwise, I wouldn't be talking to you.

People act like Scott
is this awful, horrible person,

but he's actually really good to me

and I really do want to make this work,
and not just for our baby.

I really want to make it work for me

because I love him
and I want to help him help himself.

So, you know, my baby shower's tomorrow.

I was gonna say
that the guy usually stops by.

-I would love that.
-OK.

That means a lot to me.

-You want a piece of me?
-Mm-hmm.

You do?

Let's get this show on the road.

Let me just start by saying
that Kourtney's doctor

is the same doctor
that delivered Kourtney.

[tearfully] Is delivering
my first grandchild, which is...

One... This is, like, such a great day.

Thank you. Is this a diaper?

[crowd laughs]

I have been looking forward to giving
a baby shower for one of my children

for as long as I can remember.

And I just want Kourtney to know
that she's gonna have

the most amazing family

without Scott.

OK, I'm gonna try not to cry.

[crowd laughs]

Kourtney, I love you so much.

You're my firstborn.

Thank you for doing this for me.

-[crowd laughs]
-I'm just kidding.

I'm so excited about my baby shower.

My mom, Kim and Khlo�
did such an amazing job.

-Hi!
-Hi!

-So good to see you.
-How are you?

-Your hair's getting so long.
-Thanks!

[Kourtney] Seeing all my friends
who are young mothers

really enforces the fact
that I want to be a career mom.

Lots of young mothers work
and raise their children

and I'm confident that I can do both, too.

Even if that means working in Miami.

Oh, my God.

Two onesies.

This is exactly what Scott would like.

I know that I shouldn't feel like this,

but hearing Scott's name
actually makes me cringe.

[gasps] Oh!

Oh, my God.

Time for you to get married now.

I'm gonna get married
whenever the time is right.

Oh! I stepped on you.

-Are you OK?
-It's OK. Yeah.

What is he doing here?

How are ya?

I'm gonna get a water.

Seriously? What is Scott doing here?

[Scott] But I want to say hi
to my lovely pregnant woman first.

[Kourtney] I didn't tell my mom
that I'm back with Scott

and that I invited him
to the baby shower

because I really don't care
what my mom thinks.

This is my life and my choice.

[quietly] What is he doing here?

Mom, this is my baby shower.

He's the father of my baby.

You just keep taking him back
and taking him back.

OK, Mom, this is my baby shower
and he's the father of my baby,

-so let me deal with this.
-I understand that, but I want you

to have a little self-respect.

This is my life and this is what it is.

You should expect him
everywhere that I am.

-[Scott] How's the shower been?
-Good.

[woman 1] Amazing.

Oh, to put the, um...

-[woman 1] The birth certificate.
-Birth certificate.

-[Scott] Oh, that's great.
-[woman 2] That's so cute.

The holy grail.

[Kourtney] Oh, that's so cute.

Who's it from?

[Khlo�] Scott definitely screwed up
with all of us,

but Kourt wants what she wants.

What can I do?

[Scott] You want a water, doll?

Yeah, I'm so thirsty.

There's nothing I can do
about Scott right now.

It's Kourtney's decision
and I have to go along with it.

Even though I don't agree with her,
I'm gonna accept this situation.

For now.

[Kourtney] Oh, my God!

My water broke.

[Scott] This is kind of a big deal.

Whew! There's water on the bed.

[Scott] I think it's time
for you to get ready.

OK, I'm still leaking! You guys!

The baby's coming, and we're packing

and I'm so excited.

I'm about to be an aunt!

Kourtney's leaking
all over the place.

[Kourtney] I need a cup.

-[laughs]
-[Kylie] Ew!

Where's it going?

-[Kylie shrieks]
-[Kendall chuckling]

Is anything going in it?

[Kylie] I don't know!
I don't want to see!

[Kourtney] It's dripping down my legs.

Shouldn't we be, like, in the car,
like, on our way to the hospital?

[Scott] You're doing laundry?

I always thought when your water breaks,

it's gonna be
just like you see in the movies

where everyone gets so crazy,

racing around, rushing to the hospital,

and for some reason,
I don't feel like that at all.

I feel really good and calm and ready.

[Scott] You're gonna shower
before you go into labor?

[Kourtney] I need to shave.

[Scott] Who gets clean
before they go to the hospital?

Don't ask me.

Let's get clean so we can get blood
all over my vagina.

I don't want to be gross.

[Scott] You're putting make-up on
to deliver a baby?

Yes!

There's pictures involved.

Are you nervous?

Not as nervous as I thought I would be.

Really?

No, I mean,
I'm kind of just want him out already.

I'm excited to get him out too, but...

Me, too.

[Kourtney] Do we have everything?

[Kylie] Yeah.

Let's get this baby on the road!

It's almost twelve o'clock in the morning.

Almost the 14th.

[Scott] Are you excited to be an aunt?

I'm so excited!

And the baby's birthday
will probably be December 14th.

[Scott] It's all happening.

Very soon, I'm gonna be a father.

Hello.

How do you feel?

Fine. I, um, took a little nap.

Did you take a nap, Scott?

[Scott] I've been waiting for her.

What time is it?

3:01 a.m.

Haven't slept yet.

[Scott] OK, bugs?

It's Aunt Khlo�!

I do feel a pressure.

[Scott] Did you get your hair
and makeup done to come here?

No, I was in the middle of a shoot

and I left them
with my hair extensions hanging out.

I go, "I gotta go!"

The doctor won't allow
more than two people in the room,

so I'm hiding in the closet,
I'm peeking out.

I think Kourtney just ultimately wanted
Scott there, my mom, Khlo�, and I.

Grab your legs.

And try to push the baby down.

-And do one more.
-[Scott] What?

-This is happening this quick?
-Oh, I see his head.

Dad!

Grab another air,

and push again. That's it, that's it.

[Khlo� gasps] His head is out.

-[mouthing]
-[Dr. Crane] You can do it!

Push it, push it, push it.
Yes, excellent!

[Dr. Crane] Push. Come on, you can push.

[nurse] Three, four, five, six...

Very, very ready to have this little baby.

[Kourtney exhales]

[Dr. Crane] That's the baby's head
right there.

Khlo�, do you want to help with her foot?

I need somebody to hold her foot back
on that side.

[Khlo�] If you really need help.

[Scott] Do it, Khlo�.

-It's here.
-[Dr. Crane] All right. Deep breath.

And let that air out.

[Khlo�] We're so excited.

I'm actually holding Kourtney's leg
while she's giving birth.

It's just beautiful.

[Dr. Crane] He's got his eyes open.

Kourtney's acting like nothing is wrong.

She just is so calm.

She isn't even crying. I'm crying!

Oh, my gosh.

[Scott] I, I...

[Dr. Crane] Do you want to grab him?

[Scott] Oh, my God...

[Kourtney] Oh, my God.

Do I pull him out?

[Scott crying] That is so crazy.

Here he goes.

There.

And done. It's a boy!

-There he is.
-[Scott] Oh!

Oh, my gosh.

[Dr. Crane] Now, Scott, we have
to do the cord fairly promptly.

OK.

[baby cries]

[Khlo�] He sounds so cute!

[chuckling]

[Dr. Crane] Let go of that.

Congrats, you guys.

[Kris] He's so cute!

[Kendall] I've never seen Scott
react this way.

This is unreal!

And it's just amazing.

I'm just really excited for him
and happy for him.

[Dr. Crane] What did you name him?

Mason.

[Kourtney] My baby is Mason Dash Disick,

born December 14th.

He's the most amazing baby
I've ever laid my eyes on.

The experience was so indescribable
and life-changing,

and I can't believe he's all mine.

How crazy is this?

[Scott] Look at him looking at ya, bug!

This is a huge, huge moment.

When I see my little boy,
I'm overwhelmed with joy.

It's honestly like a little piece of me
was just reborn,

and I'm so happy I'm here with Kourtney

and I know
it's only gonna get better in time.

Kourtney, I am so proud of you,
and I can't wait to see you

become the mom
that you're just destined to be.

[Khlo�] How crazy
you pulled out your own baby.

Dr. Crane, he was like,

"Oh, your baby's halfway out!
Do you want to touch the baby?"

And Kourtney's like, "Sure!"

And she just reaches down
and pulls him out!

And she's like, "Oh, my child!"
And I'm like...

I think you ripped something!

Like, that's not normal!

[crying]

I had a baby.

Oh!

[Scott] That's Uncle Bob.

He's got nipples!

[Kim] He looks exactly like my dad.

He's so hairy and Armenian.

It really shows how strong
the Kardashian genes are.

[Kim, with British accent] Hello!

It's Joge. Oh, and her publicists
are coming with her!

-[in normal accent] My friends.
-[Kourtney] Isn't this a family meeting?

Don't be jealous
because you can't afford us.

-[laughing]
-[Kris] Hi, guys.

I am.

-[Simon] Hi.
-[Kris] How are you?

[Simon] It's such a family affair.

[Kourtney] Khlo� and I
decide to have a meeting

'cause we need to tell everyone
something very important.

[Kris] Why are we all here?

Khlo� and I are...
Don't cry, everyone.

...are going back to Miami.

What? You're going to take my grandson...

-[Kourtney] Yes.
-And go to Miami?

You don't rip a baby away
from its grandmother!

It's sick!

We're doing it for the store.

If we ever wanna open more DASH stores,
we need this one to be successful.

So what happened in Miami?
The whole store, like, fell apart?

[Kourtney] No, just all the girls quit.

Going to Miami seems to be
the right thing to do.

I mean, half of my friends are down there

and I want to open a club there,

so this works out perfect.

[Bruce] Don't you think it's time
you girls get real about this thing?

-[Kourtney and Khlo�] What?
-[Scott] Uh-oh.

What do you mean, what?

[Scott] The Bruce-inator.

[Bruce] You've been married to Lamar
a couple of months

and now you're gonna leave him?

I don't want to, at all.

-I would rather stay here.
-[Bruce] Are things going that bad?

-Excuse me?
-It's... There's just not...

[Bruce] That's what I'm saying!

[all shouting]

That is so rude, Bruce!

Nobody would leave their husband
after four months and go to Miami.

Then why are you leaving?

[Kourtney] DASH was my idea
and I do so much work for the store still,

and it's really important to me
that it succeeds for Mason as well.

I'm doing this for him and his future.

[Bruce]
I think you're both being irresponsible.

[Khlo�] Well, I don't wanna go,
so don't encourage me to stay here,

-'cause I want to stay here.
-Why?

I think your marriage
is a lot more important

-than a store in Miami.
-I agree! I think the same thing.

[Khlo�] I'm not really looking forward
to going back to Miami,

only because I just got married and Lamar
can't come with me 'cause he's in season.

This is our business with our name on it.

Like, we can't just let it
go to the ground.

I think that whole store is really
so much of you and I, so I'll go.

I'm not gonna stay the whole time,
but I'll definitely come back and forth,

-and...
-OK.

-You know, I'll be there to help.
-I would appreciate the help.

I'll be there the majority of the time,
I just... you know,

you gotta work with me, kid.

[clicks tongue]

-Holla at me.
-I'll work with ya.

Holla back.

[Kylie] Stop kissing the kid.

[Kim] You know what?

This is my nephew,
and I know what I'm doing,

and I kiss him every single day...

-You know what, you're my sister.
-So leave me alone.

Leave me alone.

Stop, Khlo�!

-Khlo�, I have Mason!
-[Kourtney] See, look at you!