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-[Khlo� giggling]
-[Lamar] You don't wanna play?
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[Khlo�] No.
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Okay, hold on.
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We can play, um...
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I've got something to show you.
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-[laughing]
-[Lamar laughs]
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But this could be, like,
if you don't do good in school,
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you get, like, a little spanking.
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-[chuckling]
-[Lamar] So if you don't do your reports,
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if you don't get the answers right...
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I'm scared to use it.
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That's not how... You're scared?
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-Oh, yeah.
-Don't be a little bitch.
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Tonight's the night
of Lamar's first game...
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[in high-pitched voice] Ow!
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-[Lamar] Hurts a little bit?
-No. [laughs]
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-[Lamar] You liked it?
-Man up!
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[Lamar chuckling]
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But at least we have a few hours
to cuddle before his game tonight.
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-Ow!
-[Lamar] Yeah.
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-[laughing] That one stings.
-Yeah.
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-[whip cracks]
-[Lamar chuckles]
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Tonight, Lamar is gonna receive
his championship ring,
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and I'm so excited that my entire familygets to see him receive it.
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-[buzzer sounding]
-[crowd cheering]
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[both whooping]
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[Khlo� whooping loudly]
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[Kim] Go, Lamar! Whoo!
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[whoops] Lamar!
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Tonight is a home game,
so I get to go to this game,
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but unfortunately, not all of them
are going to be home games.
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He has 82 games a year.
41 here, 41 away.
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[crowd clapping]
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Khlo� and Lamar are gonna start
spending a lot of time apart.
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His schedule's gonna get a little crazy
and he's gonna be on the road more
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and this is gonna be the first timethat they've really been apart.
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It's gonna be so weird.
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Since the day we met,
we've literally been inseparable,
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and now, I'm gonna have to go without him
for, like, weeks on end sometimes.
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[Khlo�] That's my man, bitch. Whoo-hoo!
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[laughing]
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-I'm just playing with you.
-Please, let go.
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[laughing] Please, stop.
You're hurting me.
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[Kim] So, like, how do you feel that...
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Like, Lamar, you're gonna be
on the road working?
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[Lamar] I don't know.
I mean, it has to happen. It's work.
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[Kim] Yeah, work is work.
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Right?
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[Khlo�] You're not gonna miss me so much?
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I am,
but I'm used to being on the road.
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You gotta get used to it, I guess.
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[Kim] I know what she feels.
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This is the life that I've lived
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being in a relationship with Reggie
for so many years.
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You have to do whatever it takes
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to keep the spice,
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and to just make sure that you guys spend
as much time together as possible.
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[Lamar] Hey, you know, I'm a beau.
They call me a beau.
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-A beau?
-[Lamar] In these magazines, yeah.
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Are you Khlo�'s beau?
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B-E-A-U?
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He said he's never been called
a "beau" before
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and he loves the word "beau."
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I'm gonna start to wear bow ties
all the time.
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I'm a sex symbol now.
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[Khlo� and Lamar laugh]
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-[Scott] Heya, bug.
-[Kourtney] Hey, doll.
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[Scott] I had a long day.
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-You did?
-But I am ready for you tonight.
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You know that?
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Ah.
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Scott!
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-[Scott] What do you mean?
-I'm so tired.
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I feel really bad.
I've been denying Scott sex lately.
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-That was the only kind of kiss I get?
-Yes.
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-Leave me alone.
-I love you.
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No. Leave.
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-You have an attitude.
-No. Go out.
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Wait, don't! Don't! Stop!
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-I'm just not in the mood. I feel like...
-[Scott] Well, get in the mood.
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There's no more room
to fit anything else in there.
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I'm not asking
to park a dump truck in there.
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I'm just asking to let me get in there.
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At least I'm being honest with you
and telling you, it's not you.
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It's not, like, I'm not attracted to you
or don't want to have sex with you.
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It's just that I'm scared...
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[Scott] Well, you know
what you have to do.
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You said you're attracted to me.
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That just put me in a clear line
for a [bleep].
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-Why don't you...
-Why don't I what?
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Stay on your side of the bed.
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The truth is, I'm just scared that the sex
is gonna hurt the baby.
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I hate not being able to touch you.
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-I love you.
-I didn't say don't touch me.
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You just said
to stay on my side of the bed.
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[Kourtney] If you keep talking like that,
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you're gonna have to sleep on the couch.
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If you keep acting like this,
I'm gonna want to.
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-[Khlo�] It's such a gloomy day.
-[Malika] It is.
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Summer's over.
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Wait, do you really know
that Lamar's longest road trip is 16 days?
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You just still have to find
a way to, like,
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still nurture your relationship
at the same time.
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So when you're away from each other,
you can still feel like you're connected.
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We could do, like, a scrapbook
of, like, favorite memories.
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But what man is gonna
carry around a scrapbook?
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[Malika] Yeah, I don't know.
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[Khlo�] Well, what else can we do?
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Maybe like, um... a video.
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Like a solo sex tape?
Like, masturbation?
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[Malika laughs]
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I am not going to videotape
you masturbating.
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-You would be like this.
-[Malika laughs]
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You know, I kind of like the idea
of a sexy little video.
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I could be naughty.
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Oh, my God.
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I should, 'cause he's obsessed with candy,
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bags and bags and bags of Skittles
and put them in a bathtub,
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and be, like, sitting in it with a tiara.
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[Malika] That would be cute.
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You're gonna have Skittles
in places you never had 'em before.
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[Khlo�] I mean, honey.
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[laughing]
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What about this schoolgirl outfit?
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Please be the plastic nurse.
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This is a sexy little video.
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So the first step
is finding the perfect wardrobe.
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Can we go to a fire station
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-and get the big, baggy thing?
-[Malika] Like, their coat?
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Can I ask someone?
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You might as well go all-out, right?
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[Khlo�] With all this stuff,I can't go wrong.
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I'm gonna have Lamar drooling
after he sees this.
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The collar's attached to nipple clamps.
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Oh, no.
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Hey, don't knock it till you try it.
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Total comes to $586.15.
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[Malika] That's not bad at all, Khlo�.
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[Khlo�] "Not that bad"? Are you crazy?
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[Scott] Hey, bugs.
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-[Kourtney] Hey.
-[Scott] What are you up to?
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Packing my, um, hospital bag.
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I had to buy ugly nursing bras,
then I was like...
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-And you're wearing sexy ones now?
-[Kourtney] Yeah.
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-Yeah?
-Yeah.
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You don't even want to get naked
in front of me anymore.
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-Yes, I do. I always run around...
-No less have sex ever.
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Well, I don't want to have sex
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when I'm thinking about nipple cream
that I had to buy today.
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Okay, I don't wanna think
about nipple cream for pregnancy.
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Well, does this make you feel sexy,
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when I have to buy full-butt underwear
that you have to wear?
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[Scott] Put a nursing bra on,
some boy panties and some nipple cream,
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and that's my fantasy of you pregnant.
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I just think you're being annoying, and...
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[Scott] How am I being annoying
when I'm trying
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to make love to you
throughout your pregnancy?
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It helps the baby come quicker.
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So are we gonna do it or what?
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[Kourtney] Scott is being
super annoying right now,
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and he's not taking my feelings
into account.
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You're just being really selfish
and insensitive
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and, like, don't make fun of me over it.
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-I'm not making fun of you.
-Yeah, you are!
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You're [bleep] making fun of me over it.
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-[Scott] Put your nipple cream on.
-You're such a douche!
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-[knock at door]
-[Kourtney] Yeah?
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[Scott] You mind if I come in?
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Hi.
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I'm sorry.
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Keep going.
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I didn't mean to be rude to you,
I was only kidding.
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I feel like this should be
the time that we're the closest,
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and I feel like I'm the farthest.
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It's not just about sex.
It's just about the fact...
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Having sex with you sometimes
makes me feel closer to you.
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I don't what else to do anymore. I just...
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I miss a lot of things.
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[Kourtney] Scott has a point,
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and I miss us being intimate too.
Like, we need to figure this out.
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Okay. Well, I miss you too,
and you're right.
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All right. I love you, little one.
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And I love you, little, little one.
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[Khlo�] Wait, so, Kourt,
what are you so afraid of?
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Like, I don't understand
why you won't just bone him.
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[Kourtney] I'm not afraid.
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The baby's getting big and I'm small,
so I was like,
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"How can I fit another thing
inside of me?"
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I know that Kourtney's afraid
to have sex while she's pregnant,
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but she needs to know that in all honesty,
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there's nothing that will hurt that baby.
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[Kris] I've had six kids,
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and I was very sexually active
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-with all six kids.
-[Khlo� groaning]
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I have never wanted sex more
than when I was pregnant.
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-Ew, Mom.
-[Khlo�] Ew!
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-Mom!
-We just don't want to hear that.
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But you're also bigger than me.
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Okay, so maybe you should go
to, like, a class
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-where they teach you.
-[Khlo�] Wait, Mom?
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You can look online and find a class
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where they'll teach you,
like, different...
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[Khlo�] Wait, what, you want her
to go to a sex class
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while she's pregnant? That's sick.
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Maybe she needs to go to a sex class.
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Is it for pregnant people? Or it's...
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[Kris] Yeah! It's for pregnant people.
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If you want me to explain to you,
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like, sexually, what I was going through...
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-No, I would rather hear from a stranger.
-[Khlo�] Okay. No, thanks.
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I was actually hornier after the baby...
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-[Khlo�] Mom, shut up!
-[Kim] Okay.
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[Kourtney] I don't want you ever
to say the word "horny."
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[Kris] I was horny!
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-[Officer] Hello.
-[Malika] Hi.
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What can I help you with?
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[Khlo�] Today's the day I'm making
my little love tape,
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and I'm trying
a bunch of different locations.
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[man] Okay, now wrap
your other leg around.
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-There you go.
-[Khlo� shrieks]
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[laughing] That was so much scarier
than I thought.
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-[man] Good job.
-I have to do it again.
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Whoo!
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Hi. [laughs]
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I never thought I was gonna be
self-conscious in front of a camera.
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You ready?
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Baby, you gotta come home
and put this fire out.
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Every time I try to be sexy,
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I just, like, make a joke
'cause I think I'm so stupid.
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You gotta come home, baby,
so I can put your fire out.
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[laughing]
I can't be sexy on demand.
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I'm, like, just so embarrassed.
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[sirens blaring]
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Yes!
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-Wait, there's more... Ow.
-[Malika] Sorry.
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[giggling]
237
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[Khlo�] It's okay, little baby.
238
00:09:47,653 --> 00:09:48,654
Ow!
239
00:09:48,721 --> 00:09:50,323
That hurts my boobs!
240
00:09:50,389 --> 00:09:51,824
Oh, come on.
241
00:09:52,191 --> 00:09:54,060
Come on... See how hard that sounds?
242
00:09:54,226 --> 00:09:56,395
-[Malika] Well, watch your toes.
-Ow!
243
00:09:56,462 --> 00:09:57,763
[Malika] Khlo�, stop being a baby!
244
00:09:58,965 --> 00:10:00,032
[shrieking]
245
00:10:00,967 --> 00:10:03,369
[Malika] Get ready
to make a sweet message.
246
00:10:03,436 --> 00:10:04,370
[Khlo�] Okay, what exactly am I saying?
247
00:10:04,604 --> 00:10:05,805
[Malika] Just say anything.
248
00:10:09,609 --> 00:10:11,410
[giggles] I don't know what to say.
249
00:10:11,477 --> 00:10:13,913
I'm totally comfortable being sexy
in front of Lamar,
250
00:10:13,980 --> 00:10:15,247
but not in front of Malika.
251
00:10:15,314 --> 00:10:16,649
This is so unnatural.
252
00:10:16,716 --> 00:10:19,118
You had such a good game tonight.
253
00:10:19,185 --> 00:10:22,388
Yeah. I want you to come home with me
and take a bath.
254
00:10:22,455 --> 00:10:23,322
[snorts]
255
00:10:23,389 --> 00:10:24,790
I feel so lame.
256
00:10:25,157 --> 00:10:26,392
Mmm.
257
00:10:28,694 --> 00:10:29,562
Yum.
258
00:10:29,829 --> 00:10:32,431
[laughing] So cute! So cute!
259
00:10:32,865 --> 00:10:35,167
Oh, I feel like this would be...
260
00:10:35,234 --> 00:10:36,769
[Malika] It's adorable.
261
00:10:43,275 --> 00:10:45,211
So, um, what did Cici say?
262
00:10:45,277 --> 00:10:46,579
She said we can go to dinner
tomorrow night
263
00:10:46,646 --> 00:10:47,913
anywhere from, like, 8:00 to 8:30.
264
00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:49,515
Okay.
265
00:10:49,915 --> 00:10:51,350
[grunting]
266
00:10:51,817 --> 00:10:54,387
I'm looking up these pregnancy sex classes
267
00:10:54,487 --> 00:10:55,921
that my mom told me about.
268
00:10:55,988 --> 00:10:57,923
'Cause she told me...
269
00:10:58,057 --> 00:10:59,258
Oh, you spoke to her finally?
270
00:10:59,325 --> 00:11:00,960
-Yes.
-Aw, thanks, bug.
271
00:11:01,027 --> 00:11:02,528
It was traumatizing.
272
00:11:02,595 --> 00:11:05,197
She said, so you can have sex
when you're pregnant.
273
00:11:05,264 --> 00:11:06,132
So we're good to go.
274
00:11:06,198 --> 00:11:07,833
She said these classes, like,
275
00:11:07,900 --> 00:11:10,603
just tell you everything,
what you can and can't do.
276
00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:12,738
Pregnancy sex class
277
00:11:12,805 --> 00:11:14,106
might be kind of fun,
278
00:11:14,240 --> 00:11:16,409
and maybe it'll teach mea couple things
279
00:11:16,475 --> 00:11:19,078
to make me not as anxious
280
00:11:19,145 --> 00:11:20,780
about having sex while pregnant.
281
00:11:20,846 --> 00:11:22,848
I'm happy that you finally
went out of your way.
282
00:11:23,249 --> 00:11:25,151
I know it must've been weird
talking to your mom, but...
283
00:11:26,118 --> 00:11:28,054
I just want it to be back to normal.
284
00:11:28,487 --> 00:11:30,589
And if it means
going to some weird sex class,
285
00:11:31,223 --> 00:11:33,926
I'll do it. I love you,
and I just want to be close again to you.
286
00:11:34,427 --> 00:11:36,328
-All right. Well, I'm excited. Let's go.
-So you'll go to the class?
287
00:11:36,729 --> 00:11:38,831
[scoffs] If it means I get
to get in your panties again, yeah.
288
00:11:38,898 --> 00:11:39,765
It does.
289
00:11:45,171 --> 00:11:47,073
What happens when your water breaks?
You just pee on yourself?
290
00:11:47,773 --> 00:11:50,009
It's like an explosion in your pantyhose.
291
00:11:50,076 --> 00:11:51,010
[laughing]
292
00:11:51,410 --> 00:11:54,480
So, Malika and I came up with this idea
for Lamar to, um,
293
00:11:54,547 --> 00:11:58,150
like, take our flip camera and just do,
like, a video montage-y thing.
294
00:11:58,217 --> 00:11:59,785
-Just, like, fun, and...
-What?
295
00:11:59,852 --> 00:12:01,654
I have costumes that I haven't done yet.
296
00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:03,122
A nurse's outfit, a schoolgirl outfit,
297
00:12:03,189 --> 00:12:04,790
-just, like, random stuff.
-[Kourtney] No way.
298
00:12:04,857 --> 00:12:05,891
Go get them.
299
00:12:05,958 --> 00:12:08,728
[Khlo�] I can't be any less sexythan I was with Malika,
300
00:12:08,794 --> 00:12:10,396
so I'll give it a shot.
I'll put on an outfit
301
00:12:10,463 --> 00:12:13,065
and I'll try to doanother little skit for Kourt.
302
00:12:13,132 --> 00:12:14,033
[Kourtney] Yee-haw.
303
00:12:14,600 --> 00:12:17,403
Okay. Let me get into position.
304
00:12:19,071 --> 00:12:19,939
Whoo.
305
00:12:20,973 --> 00:12:24,043
[Kourtney] Smack your ass.
Turn around. Give it a little spank.
306
00:12:25,544 --> 00:12:27,513
-Okay. Was that good?
-[Kourtney] No.
307
00:12:27,713 --> 00:12:29,148
Let's do round two.
308
00:12:29,215 --> 00:12:32,685
Poor Khlo�. She is so not sexy right now.
309
00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:33,919
[Kourtney] Oh, come on.
310
00:12:34,987 --> 00:12:36,255
Don't you have a bra?
311
00:12:36,422 --> 00:12:38,791
And you have a crotchless bodysuit on?
312
00:12:38,858 --> 00:12:41,093
Now do you feel super comfortable?
313
00:12:41,160 --> 00:12:43,929
I think the only way
to save Khlo� in this video
314
00:12:43,996 --> 00:12:47,933
is to make it not sexy
and to just make it cute and funny.
315
00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:50,002
I just need...
316
00:12:50,603 --> 00:12:51,604
a simple...
317
00:12:54,974 --> 00:12:57,243
And then at the end, turn around...
318
00:12:57,843 --> 00:12:59,145
shake your bunny tail...
319
00:12:59,411 --> 00:13:00,279
and that's it.
320
00:13:03,582 --> 00:13:04,617
[Kourtney] Turn around.
321
00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:06,685
[Kourtney laughs]
322
00:13:07,686 --> 00:13:08,587
Good girl.
323
00:13:09,155 --> 00:13:10,489
I taught you well.
324
00:13:17,563 --> 00:13:19,999
-[Kourtney] Hi.
-[Helena] Welcome, welcome, welcome.
325
00:13:20,065 --> 00:13:24,136
This is "Survival Skills
for Sex During Pregnancy."
326
00:13:24,203 --> 00:13:27,273
So, let's talk about whether sex is safe.
327
00:13:27,740 --> 00:13:30,342
It is safe.
The main and the most important thing
328
00:13:30,409 --> 00:13:32,011
is that you be comfortable.
329
00:13:32,244 --> 00:13:34,446
How many of you are into rabbit sex?
[huffing]
330
00:13:34,780 --> 00:13:37,116
That really hard, fast, pounding...
331
00:13:37,183 --> 00:13:38,484
-kind of sex.
-[all chuckling]
332
00:13:38,551 --> 00:13:40,686
It's time to slow down and feel a bit.
333
00:13:40,953 --> 00:13:43,189
Okay, you've all been using
these blocks, right?
334
00:13:43,355 --> 00:13:44,223
They're kind of nice.
335
00:13:44,290 --> 00:13:46,091
This can be your best friend.
336
00:13:46,158 --> 00:13:48,360
So now, we're gonna actually
get into position.
337
00:13:48,427 --> 00:13:51,797
[Kourtney] This pregnancy sex class
is very interesting.
338
00:13:51,864 --> 00:13:54,500
-[Helena] Ahh.
-[all exhaling]
339
00:13:54,567 --> 00:13:57,069
-[Helena] Very good. Very good.
-Oh, yeah.
340
00:13:57,136 --> 00:13:58,571
The leg has to be under the waist.
341
00:13:58,637 --> 00:14:00,105
So your leg...
342
00:14:00,539 --> 00:14:01,674
will go right...
343
00:14:01,740 --> 00:14:03,008
-Under there.
-Right there.
344
00:14:03,142 --> 00:14:04,376
-Okay.
-Okay?
345
00:14:04,443 --> 00:14:05,444
See what these guys are doing?
346
00:14:05,511 --> 00:14:06,378
Is this just a cuddle?
347
00:14:06,445 --> 00:14:09,081
Wait, does the penis get used
in this exercise?
348
00:14:09,148 --> 00:14:10,749
[Helena] And this is really good
for your legs.
349
00:14:10,816 --> 00:14:11,684
[Kourtney] How uncomfortable.
350
00:14:11,750 --> 00:14:13,219
How are you gonna reach this thing?
351
00:14:13,285 --> 00:14:14,854
[Kourtney] No, it's just... For you.
352
00:14:15,187 --> 00:14:16,555
[Scott] This is what I wanted
the other night?
353
00:14:16,622 --> 00:14:17,723
Come squat on my face?
354
00:14:17,790 --> 00:14:19,725
This is a sick, deluded world
we're living in.
355
00:14:19,792 --> 00:14:22,161
[Helena] You can use your fantastic legs.
356
00:14:22,728 --> 00:14:23,796
Hello, fella.
357
00:14:24,063 --> 00:14:27,166
Sex is that space where you go
358
00:14:27,233 --> 00:14:29,735
to be intimate, to be warm, to be loving.
359
00:14:29,802 --> 00:14:32,404
Connecting in many, many
different kinds of ways.
360
00:14:32,771 --> 00:14:34,607
You've got the ability to connect,
361
00:14:34,907 --> 00:14:35,941
and touch, and look.
362
00:14:36,008 --> 00:14:37,776
That's my very favorite,
even to this day.
363
00:14:37,843 --> 00:14:39,311
I'm so relieved to hear
364
00:14:39,378 --> 00:14:42,414
that sex during pregnancy
is completely safe
365
00:14:42,481 --> 00:14:45,017
as long as you go
a little more slow and gentle.
366
00:14:45,084 --> 00:14:47,453
All right, let's all go home
and [bleep] these pregnant girls.
367
00:14:47,519 --> 00:14:48,387
-[laughing]
-Let's go!
368
00:14:52,391 --> 00:14:55,094
I need help
picking some more songs for this.
369
00:14:55,160 --> 00:14:57,096
-Mm-hmm.
-Because I seriously...
370
00:14:57,296 --> 00:14:58,697
I've just been having second thoughts.
371
00:14:58,764 --> 00:15:00,633
I cannot get it together.
372
00:15:01,300 --> 00:15:03,202
[soft rock guitar music playing]
373
00:15:03,269 --> 00:15:04,236
[music stops]
374
00:15:04,303 --> 00:15:05,871
-That is so not a sexy song.
-Wait, keep it!
375
00:15:05,938 --> 00:15:07,840
-[Khlo�] No!
-How am I gonna tell in one second?
376
00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:08,774
[Khlo�] This is so awful.
377
00:15:09,875 --> 00:15:12,011
I'm editing this love tape for Lamar,
378
00:15:12,077 --> 00:15:14,813
and, oh, my God, is this awful.
379
00:15:14,880 --> 00:15:17,316
Like, I cannot edit it enough
to make it look sexy.
380
00:15:17,383 --> 00:15:19,018
[slow funk guitar music playing]
381
00:15:19,084 --> 00:15:19,952
[inaudible]
382
00:15:22,788 --> 00:15:25,157
[laughing]
383
00:15:25,224 --> 00:15:26,425
[laughing]
384
00:15:26,492 --> 00:15:28,594
What are you guys doing?
What can't I see?
385
00:15:28,661 --> 00:15:31,864
-Khlo� has a video that...
-[laughing] No, please! Please!
386
00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:34,133
-...we've been working on for Lamar.
-What, what are you doing?
387
00:15:35,267 --> 00:15:36,302
-Wait, you gotta press play.
-Whoa!
388
00:15:36,368 --> 00:15:37,670
[Khlo� laughing]
389
00:15:38,871 --> 00:15:40,873
[gasping]
390
00:15:41,240 --> 00:15:43,842
[Kim] Khlo�, how did you film this?
391
00:15:44,276 --> 00:15:46,612
We could maybe play with this a little.
392
00:15:46,979 --> 00:15:49,615
-We need to just do it, like...
-[sighs]
393
00:15:50,249 --> 00:15:51,116
What?
394
00:15:51,183 --> 00:15:55,054
This was a roadie trip present...
395
00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:56,622
Like, when he's on the road.
396
00:15:56,689 --> 00:15:58,357
-Just, like, to be cute.
-Aw, that's so cute.
397
00:15:58,424 --> 00:16:00,459
He's never gonna come home
if he sees this.
398
00:16:00,526 --> 00:16:01,593
I can't give this to him.
399
00:16:01,660 --> 00:16:02,761
-Why?
-I changed my mind.
400
00:16:02,828 --> 00:16:04,630
-You have to.
-Khlo�, it's made.
401
00:16:04,697 --> 00:16:06,098
-[Khlo�] This is so embarrassing.
-[Kim] You went through all this.
402
00:16:06,165 --> 00:16:08,801
How many guys would love their wife
403
00:16:08,867 --> 00:16:10,436
to just give them something?
404
00:16:10,502 --> 00:16:12,938
I think Khlo�'s being
a little hard on herself.
405
00:16:13,005 --> 00:16:15,607
I mean, come on.She's not a professional porn star,
406
00:16:15,674 --> 00:16:17,676
which is not even
what Lamar wants her to be.
407
00:16:17,743 --> 00:16:19,011
You could slip it in his bag.
408
00:16:19,078 --> 00:16:21,513
-He goes out of town tonight, right?
-[Khlo�] Yeah.
409
00:16:21,580 --> 00:16:23,182
Either you're slipping it in his bag
or we are.
410
00:16:23,248 --> 00:16:25,517
[Kourtney] Tonight is the magic night.
411
00:16:25,584 --> 00:16:27,453
[Khlo�] You guys are such evil [bleep].
412
00:16:31,724 --> 00:16:32,658
[Rob] You want to play Madden?
413
00:16:32,725 --> 00:16:34,493
I'm not really...
I'm not really that good.
414
00:16:34,560 --> 00:16:35,494
Oh, my gosh.
415
00:16:35,561 --> 00:16:37,930
Tonight is the night
before Lamar's first road trip
416
00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:39,231
and I'm really sad about it,
417
00:16:39,298 --> 00:16:41,066
so we're gonna hang out a littlebefore he leaves.
418
00:16:41,133 --> 00:16:42,267
[doorbell rings]
419
00:16:42,334 --> 00:16:43,736
-[Rob] What's going on?
-[man] You guys ordered pizza?
420
00:16:43,802 --> 00:16:46,405
-Yeah.
-All right. Uh... $17.22.
421
00:16:47,406 --> 00:16:49,241
-I don't have cash.
-I only have hundreds.
422
00:16:50,075 --> 00:16:51,543
Let me get some from Khlo.
423
00:16:51,910 --> 00:16:52,778
Khlo�!
424
00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:53,879
[Khlo�] Yeah!
425
00:16:53,946 --> 00:16:55,581
I need some money for the food.
426
00:16:55,914 --> 00:16:58,984
[Khlo�] My purse is right by the door.
Just get it out of my wallet.
427
00:16:59,051 --> 00:17:00,185
Come on.
428
00:17:04,823 --> 00:17:06,558
-[Rob laughs] That's a porno.
-Here you go.
429
00:17:06,625 --> 00:17:07,793
[Rob] Scott lifts a DVD
430
00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:09,728
with "XXX" on one side,
431
00:17:09,795 --> 00:17:12,698
and on the other side,a picture of my sister Khlo�,
432
00:17:12,765 --> 00:17:13,966
half-nude.
433
00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:14,900
Weird.
434
00:17:15,401 --> 00:17:17,169
[Scott] Rob, put on some video games
or something.
435
00:17:21,807 --> 00:17:25,978
For the record, it is not my idea
to play this DVD, at all.
436
00:17:27,346 --> 00:17:29,181
Mmm.
437
00:17:29,248 --> 00:17:30,949
The [bleep] is this?
438
00:17:31,016 --> 00:17:33,185
-Scott, what the [bleep] did you put on?
-[Lamar] Yo.
439
00:17:33,252 --> 00:17:37,956
[laughing]
440
00:17:38,023 --> 00:17:39,758
[Scott] This is what you guys do
with each other?
441
00:17:39,825 --> 00:17:41,927
-Ew!
-[Lamar laughing]
442
00:17:41,994 --> 00:17:43,629
I cannot look at this!
443
00:17:43,929 --> 00:17:46,065
[Khlo�] What the [bleep]
are you guys watching?
444
00:17:46,131 --> 00:17:48,300
-No.
-Turn this off! Turn it off!
445
00:17:48,600 --> 00:17:49,635
How do you work this?
446
00:17:49,701 --> 00:17:51,570
This is so embarrassing.
447
00:17:51,637 --> 00:17:54,173
-Ew! What the [bleep]?
-[Lamar laughing]
448
00:17:54,640 --> 00:17:55,607
My eyes!
449
00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:57,209
[screaming]
450
00:17:57,276 --> 00:17:59,478
Why the hell are Rob and Scott
watching this tape?
451
00:17:59,545 --> 00:18:00,546
It's just sick.
452
00:18:00,612 --> 00:18:03,048
-I don't know how to work this!
-[Lamar] Yo.
453
00:18:03,115 --> 00:18:04,783
She's not the sister I thought she was.
454
00:18:04,850 --> 00:18:07,719
[laughing]
455
00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:11,623
Oh, that was funny.
It was a joke, right?
456
00:18:11,690 --> 00:18:12,558
[clears throat]
457
00:18:12,624 --> 00:18:14,426
[Khlo�] I know I shouldn't be this upset,
458
00:18:14,493 --> 00:18:16,061
but I am a little sad.
459
00:18:16,128 --> 00:18:18,664
You got a real freak in the sheets
over there.
460
00:18:18,730 --> 00:18:19,898
[Rob] Khlo�, come here.
461
00:18:19,965 --> 00:18:21,433
-Khlo�.
-[Lamar] Oh, that was too much.
462
00:18:34,546 --> 00:18:38,517
-I mean, that was classic material.
-That's special.
463
00:18:38,584 --> 00:18:40,853
I think Khlo�'s, like,
more embarrassed that we...
464
00:18:40,919 --> 00:18:43,288
What do you mean, bro? She's mortified.
465
00:18:43,355 --> 00:18:44,523
I'm saying she's upset.
466
00:18:44,756 --> 00:18:45,624
[Scott, sarcastically] Oh, really?
467
00:18:45,691 --> 00:18:47,226
You should probably find your wife
468
00:18:47,292 --> 00:18:49,394
and tell her, "I still love you,
I think you're sexy as hell."
469
00:18:49,461 --> 00:18:50,329
[Rob] That's hard for her to do.
470
00:18:50,395 --> 00:18:52,865
-[grunting]
-You better get in there, L.O.
471
00:18:52,931 --> 00:18:54,266
[Lamar] Oh, boy.
472
00:18:54,333 --> 00:18:56,268
[sing-song] Khlo�.
473
00:18:58,103 --> 00:18:59,805
Oh, boy.
474
00:18:59,872 --> 00:19:01,907
-[Khlo�] What?
-Uh-huh.
475
00:19:02,007 --> 00:19:02,941
[Khlo�] Hmm?
476
00:19:03,041 --> 00:19:04,409
[sighing]
477
00:19:06,678 --> 00:19:07,546
[sighs]
478
00:19:10,482 --> 00:19:14,019
[laughing]
479
00:19:14,820 --> 00:19:16,855
No one else was supposed to see that.
480
00:19:16,922 --> 00:19:18,390
-Can I keep it, though?
-No.
481
00:19:18,457 --> 00:19:21,026
Those long road trips, I'm gonna need it.
482
00:19:21,093 --> 00:19:22,161
What, so you could show everyone
and laugh?
483
00:19:22,227 --> 00:19:24,630
No. Why would I show everyone that?
484
00:19:24,696 --> 00:19:26,765
You're the sexiest person
in the world to me.
485
00:19:27,900 --> 00:19:28,767
Dead serious.
486
00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:30,536
[laughing] Even with that?
487
00:19:30,636 --> 00:19:33,372
Even with... I mean, even...
That's a little different.
488
00:19:33,605 --> 00:19:34,540
[laughing]
489
00:19:34,606 --> 00:19:38,343
All a girl wants is for a man
to make her feel beautiful and stunning.
490
00:19:38,410 --> 00:19:40,145
And I mean, he makes me feel that way.
491
00:19:40,212 --> 00:19:42,247
And he tells me every single day.
492
00:19:42,314 --> 00:19:43,749
And that's all I ever wanted to hear.
493
00:19:43,815 --> 00:19:46,919
-Glad you liked it.
-No, I didn't like it. I loved it.
494
00:19:47,352 --> 00:19:48,220
I loved it.
495
00:19:48,453 --> 00:19:49,321
[Khlo�] Well, I tried.
496
00:19:49,388 --> 00:19:51,423
[Lamar] No, you didn't try.
You succeeded.
497
00:19:59,031 --> 00:20:00,299
What is all this?
498
00:20:00,365 --> 00:20:01,567
[Scott] Surprise.
499
00:20:02,167 --> 00:20:03,902
This is nice.
500
00:20:04,002 --> 00:20:05,637
-Who would have thought?
-I got our new little friend,
501
00:20:05,704 --> 00:20:07,706
-if you know what I mean.
-Oh, no way. You got it?
502
00:20:07,773 --> 00:20:09,675
I'm so glad
things are back to normal.
503
00:20:09,741 --> 00:20:12,244
I mean, it's not just the sex
that I missed,
504
00:20:12,311 --> 00:20:13,845
it's the intimacy,
505
00:20:13,912 --> 00:20:16,715
and Scott and I have always been
super affectionate
506
00:20:16,782 --> 00:20:19,251
and I'm glad that thingsare back that way.
507
00:20:21,353 --> 00:20:22,921
[Kourtney] Oh, yeah.
508
00:20:26,992 --> 00:20:27,993
[Kourtney] Hey, guys.
509
00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:29,261
-Hey.
-[Khlo�, with accent] Hi, Kourtney.
510
00:20:29,328 --> 00:20:31,230
-Hiya, Scott.
-How are you guys?
511
00:20:31,296 --> 00:20:33,899
-[Scott] Hey.
-[Kourtney] What's been going on?
512
00:20:33,966 --> 00:20:35,000
[Khlo�] Don't strangle her.
513
00:20:35,067 --> 00:20:37,202
-Get your hand off her boob!
-[Scott] Who did that?
514
00:20:37,269 --> 00:20:39,738
Scott, be a little more respectful
around my mother.
515
00:20:39,805 --> 00:20:40,839
-[Scott] You're right.
-[Kourtney] Come here.
516
00:20:40,906 --> 00:20:42,507
[Khlo�] Oh, my God.
517
00:20:42,574 --> 00:20:44,676
Ew!
518
00:20:44,743 --> 00:20:46,645
-Do you mind?
-Oh, vomit.
519
00:20:47,579 --> 00:20:50,882
Ew! Scott! She's little!
520
00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:52,784
-Get a room!
-Two can play this game.
521
00:20:52,851 --> 00:20:54,820
[Khlo�] Ew, Bruce! Ew! [bleep]
522
00:20:55,887 --> 00:20:58,090
[all shouting]
523
00:20:58,156 --> 00:20:59,558
[Khlo� screaming]
524
00:20:59,625 --> 00:21:02,194
[Kris] I am not in the mood!
525
00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:04,162
I am not in the mood!
526
00:21:04,529 --> 00:21:05,864
And you made me spill stuff!
527
00:21:05,931 --> 00:21:06,965
[indistinct conversation]
528
00:21:07,065 --> 00:21:09,034
[man] Honey, that's your ejaculate.
529
00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:10,302
[all screaming]
530
00:21:11,370 --> 00:21:13,272
[Bruce] That's the most I've gotten
in a long time.
531
00:21:14,873 --> 00:21:16,775
[Kim] Next on
Keeping Up with the Kardashians...
532
00:21:16,842 --> 00:21:17,709
Vegas, baby.
533
00:21:19,478 --> 00:21:21,413
[Rob] Kim's hosting her big birthday bash.
534
00:21:21,480 --> 00:21:23,215
We're here to get drunk,
have a good time.
535
00:21:25,550 --> 00:21:26,652
No, no!
536
00:21:26,718 --> 00:21:27,586
No!
537
00:21:27,653 --> 00:21:28,854
-[Kris] Scott! Stop it!
-No!
538
00:21:28,920 --> 00:21:29,855
Scott!
539
00:21:29,921 --> 00:21:31,256
You shut your [bleep].
540
00:21:31,323 --> 00:21:33,058
-[Kourtney] Scott!
-[bleep]
541
00:21:33,125 --> 00:21:34,593
[bleep]
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