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Reggie.
It feels really good to have you back.
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-Thank you.
-I love you very much.
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And I'm really happy you're here tonight.
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-Honest to God, I really am.
-Bush is back.
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[all cheering]
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[Kris chanting] Reggie's back!
Reggie's back!
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So after taking a few months apart,
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I think Reggie and I have realized
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that we really do need each other.
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And taking a second chance at it,
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it has made us really realize
how much we love each other
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and that we don't ever want
to be away from each other.
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[Scott] Hey, Reggie,
how are you feeling about everything?
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I'm so happy that Reggie and Kim
are back together.
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I love Reggie and I know Lamarwill get along great with him.
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He'll be a great addition to our family.
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[indistinct chatters]
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Hey.
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[Kourtney laughs] Oh.
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[Scott] Where are his pants?
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Our friend Liz brought her baby over.
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I think Lamar and I would be
such great parents.
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I love kids
and he loves kids too.
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That's a nice jacket.
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Nice shoes. Look at your sneakers.
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[tickles]
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Using your legs, like a little man.
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[blows raspberry]
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Where are Kim and Reggie?
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["You Drive Me Crazy" playing]
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* Baby, baby *
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* Pretty baby *
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* Looking for you *
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* It's driving me crazy *
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* Pretty baby *
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* My pretty baby *
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* Picking on you *
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* Is driving me crazy *
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[Bruce] Here we go again.
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[whistling theme music playing]
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Let's do it.
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-How's practice?
-Long.
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-Are you tired?
-Oh, yeah.
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Today, Lamar and I are going
on the Chelsea Lately show
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for our first on-camera interview
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as a married couple together.
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You know, she may do a ground,
she may close your ground with you.
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I think you're gonna become kind of like,
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an NBA, like, players wife.
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Totally.
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-All right, we're ready for you guys.
-Okay, coming.
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I'm here.
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[cheering, applauding]
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[Chelsea] Please welcome,
the happy newlyweds,
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Khlo� and Lamar Odom.
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[audience applauding, cheering]
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Welcome, welcome.
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-Hi.
-How you doing?
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-I'm good, how are you doing?
-You good?
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-You just came from practice, right?
-Yeah, I'm a little tired.
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Okay, well...
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-try and pep it up for five minutes.
-I will.
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[audience laughs]
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And you're not pregnant?
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-Um, I don't think so...
-Soon.
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-Soon? Really?
-Yeah, soon.
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Why don't you just steal Kourtney's baby
when she has that?
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-Well...
-[audience laughs]
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Lamar and I have been talking
about having babies
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pretty much since the day we got married,
and we know we want a baby together.
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And you guys are very affectionate.
It's very erotic watching you.
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-Yeah?
-Very erotic.
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Yeah, I'm going to go up to my office
and take a long nap.
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[audience laughs]
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Mario was telling me
in Albania or whatever...
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Is that a country?
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Albania, yeah, I think.
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When someone's pregnant
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once you have your leftover milk,
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the sisters used to suck the milk out.
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Oh, stop!
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Like, you do them a solid
and like, suck out the extra milk.
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-[Kim] That is disgusting.
-Just don't call me.
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[cell phone rings]
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-Shh, be quiet.
-Who is it?
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-[shushing] Rob. Rob. Rob.
-Rob, stop. Stop! Shh.
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[sleepy voice] Hello?
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I feel so sick, don't be mad at me.
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I don't know what happened,
I just like, ate something
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and I feel really sick.
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Kim, let's go shopping!
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I just hung up on her.
Why would you say that and call me out
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while I'm on the phone with her?
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[Kourtney] 'Cause why lie?
You're such a liar.
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The busier and busier Kim gets,
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the more she lies to get through the day.
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I think that she just...
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lies her way through life
to get what she wants.
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-Honesty...
-[Kim] No reason to call them out.
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-...is always the best policy.
-Great and well...
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I don't want to hurt their feelings!
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There's an old saying,
"One lie leads to next."
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[Kourtney] That's not even
a lie worth telling.
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I'm not even lying,
I'm, like, white lying.
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-I'm not lying about something serious.
-[Kourtney] What does that even mean?
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A lie is a lie, is a lie,
is a lie, is a lie.
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[Rob laughs] That's a lie.
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[Kim] Who cares?
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I think I'm, like, a little liar.
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Like, not on important things.
So I don't lie about serious things.
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I lie about, like, little things.
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It's not that big of a deal.
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-Hello?
-[Kris] Hey, Kim.
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Where are you?
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They're just checking my oil.
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Check your oil?
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So do you like my new dress?
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Yeah.
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She looks like Little Bo Peep.
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Monica, I thought I was wearing
that bikini?
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She told me that you said
she could wear it?
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Kim, you're such a pathological liar!
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Doesn't it look good on me?
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It's easier just to not really...
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all the way tell the truth.
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Then, I just think
it makes it easier on someone.
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All right, I'm hungry.
Do you want to go get something to eat?
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I thought you were so sick
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and you can't do anything?
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Go on! I'm sick of you yelling at me!
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We gotta get the liar out of the house.
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-See you, Bruiser.
-[Kourtney] Liar, liar, pants on fire!
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Bye, Bruce, love you!
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-I love it when you do that to me.
-[laughs]
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Do it again. Give me mouth to mouth.
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Do you know who I learned that from?
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-Who?
-Kylie used to do that to me.
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-Yeah?
-She used to go, "I gotta kiss you!"
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No, you gotta keep your lips like...
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[blows raspberry]
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[laughs]
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That's what they do in Armenia.
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-Really?
-Mm-hmm.
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What else do they do?
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-A lot of things.
-Yeah?
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I have always been
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the girl
that's wanted a ginormous family.
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I've always wanted a ton of kids.
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The idea of having babies with him,it just makes me so happy.
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-[Lamar] I love you.
-Hmm?
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-I love you.-I love you.
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Your boobs are the size of Alabama.
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I know, I can't help it.
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Why don't you give Kim a call
'cause we could wait here forever.
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She's just always late.
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Kim is always late
and she lies about where she is.
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When are you gonna be here?
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[Kim] I'm literally,like, ten minutes away.
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Like, you know whatever she says,
like, add ten extra minutes on to that.
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I hate waiting for people
when we're supposed to be eating.
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Especially when I'm pregnant
and starving.
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[Kourtney] Look who's showing up!
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Well, well, well.
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I've eaten half my food.
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Well...
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Thank you for ordering for me.
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Will you open this for me?
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[Kris] What's wrong?
Do you have wet nails?
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[Kim] No.
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You just got a manicure.
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Kim, you made us sit here
waiting for you...
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Polish change, honey. Polish change.
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-while you got a manicure?
-You know what?
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Leave me alone. I needed a polish change.
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I have a photo shoot, what can I do?
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[Kris] Such a liar. You really are.
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I'm not a liar.
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Yeah, well, you pretty much are.
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Stop!
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Not on my boobs.
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[stuffed toy plays
"Old MacDonald Had A Farm"]
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Okay.
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A baby is gonna be much worse.
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They're gonna be
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bothering you much more.
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So my doctor said that you...
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have to have sex all the time
when you're pregnant to be healthy.
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[laughs] Don't let anyone twist your arm.
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You're living in sin.
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I'm not.
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Since you have a piece of paper,
you're not living in sin?
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Honey, I've been living in sin
for a long time.
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Now, it's just unprotected,
so it's a different story.
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Wait, why?
Are you trying to get pregnant?
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That's what happens
when you have a husband.
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Okay, so you're trying to have a baby?
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I mean, I'm late on my period.
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What does that mean?
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I don't want to get too excitedbut my period's late.
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I could be pregnant.
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I just love children
and I want as many as I can take care of.
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I think you're just trying to get pregnant
so you can be on my level.
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So we could have kids at the same age.
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[door opens]
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[Khlo�] Scott.
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What? What are you guys talking about?
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I said, now that I'm married,
I don't use condoms.
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[Scott] I heard through the grapevine...
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L.O., says you are a hell...
of a girl in the sack.
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-Who did he say that to?
-It's around town.
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Oh, I can't.
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-You guys...
-Come on.
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No, I'm not. You guys, I can't.
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-[man] Take hairspray and wipe it down.
-[woman] Yeah?
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Yes, doll.
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[Kourtney] This morning,
I'm at a photo shoot
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with Kim, Kris and Khlo�,
for Famous Cupcakes.
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Khlo�, how are you?
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[Khlo�] I'm so nauseous.
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I am... I'm apologi... I don't know.
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[Kourtney] If you throw up on me though,
I'll throw up on you back.
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Bet that could be a fun game.
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When I woke up this morning
for the cupcake shoot,
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I was so nauseous.
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I don't even knowhow I'm gonna do this shoot.
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[man] Move this out and move this in.
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We'll put that tier thing in the middle.
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I have never had morning sickness
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in my life.
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The only time I've ever woken up
and started throwing up in the morning,
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was because I was drinking
the night before.
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And I was not drinking the night before.
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[man] You're fine.
You need to get closer to her, okay, babe?
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Don't throw up on her, Khlo�.
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[camera clicks]
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She can, I'll just throw up back.
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Beautiful.
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[Kourtney] Are you gonna throw up?
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[vomits]
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How obvious can you be, Khlo�?
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I mean, throwing up in the morning
at a photo shoot...
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It's definitely morning sickness.
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Okay, let's do it.
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Waiting for these results,
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it's only three minutes.
But the three minutes
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feel like three hours.
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[Kim] So?
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You know that little thing
that comes every month?
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Stop!
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00:11:05,598 --> 00:11:08,701
I just missed my period
and I just took a test
251
00:11:08,834 --> 00:11:10,369
and it came up positive.
252
00:11:10,436 --> 00:11:13,639
I am pregnant
and I... can't keep this in.
253
00:11:13,706 --> 00:11:14,807
Like, I have to tell someone.
254
00:11:14,874 --> 00:11:16,108
Are you excited?
255
00:11:16,175 --> 00:11:18,744
You wanted to start
a family from the start, so?
256
00:11:18,978 --> 00:11:20,746
When we were talking about it,
he was, like,
257
00:11:20,813 --> 00:11:22,882
"When do you want to get pregnant?"
I was like, "I don't know."
258
00:11:22,948 --> 00:11:24,617
He's like,
"Well, I want you to have babies."
259
00:11:24,684 --> 00:11:26,118
And I was like, "Well, obviously."
260
00:11:26,185 --> 00:11:28,187
I'm really excited that Khlo�'s pregnant.
261
00:11:28,254 --> 00:11:30,990
Her and Lamarare, you know, ready for kids
262
00:11:31,057 --> 00:11:32,324
and they're excited to have kids.
263
00:11:32,391 --> 00:11:34,593
-Just don't...
-I cannot believe that all my sisters
264
00:11:34,660 --> 00:11:37,430
-are gonna be pregnant, but me.
-No, Kourtney's gonna have the...
265
00:11:37,496 --> 00:11:38,864
And they're gonna have, like, kids!
266
00:11:39,131 --> 00:11:41,200
You cannot tell anyone.
267
00:11:41,267 --> 00:11:42,868
Not Reggie, not Mom.
268
00:11:42,935 --> 00:11:44,336
-No one.
-Okay, okay.
269
00:11:45,104 --> 00:11:47,139
Oh, my God, I cannot believe this.
270
00:11:54,580 --> 00:11:55,948
Have you talked to Khlo�?
271
00:11:56,849 --> 00:11:58,184
Yeah, like, a couple of hours ago.
272
00:11:58,517 --> 00:11:59,518
What's going on?
273
00:11:59,585 --> 00:12:00,920
Has she said anything to you?
274
00:12:01,320 --> 00:12:02,421
About what?
275
00:12:03,689 --> 00:12:04,924
Nothing, never mind.
276
00:12:06,225 --> 00:12:08,561
What's going on?
They're having problems already?
277
00:12:08,627 --> 00:12:11,130
No, they're not having problems, relax.
278
00:12:11,263 --> 00:12:12,765
Tell me what's wrong.
279
00:12:13,332 --> 00:12:15,601
Okay, do you promise
you won't say anything?
280
00:12:15,968 --> 00:12:17,336
-Yeah, I swear.
-You have to promise
281
00:12:17,403 --> 00:12:21,040
you will not tell Kendall, Kylie,
Kourtney, Rob, Bruce, anyone.
282
00:12:21,207 --> 00:12:23,042
I promise. Just tell me what's going on.
283
00:12:23,409 --> 00:12:24,744
'Cause you're freaking me out right now.
284
00:12:25,010 --> 00:12:26,245
Khlo�'s pregnant.
285
00:12:26,312 --> 00:12:27,546
No!
286
00:12:27,880 --> 00:12:29,115
-Yes.
-No!
287
00:12:29,181 --> 00:12:30,182
Yes.
288
00:12:30,249 --> 00:12:32,351
It's five minutes.
Is that why they got married?
289
00:12:32,418 --> 00:12:34,754
No. She doesn't want anyone
to, like, think that.
290
00:12:34,820 --> 00:12:36,055
She's pregnant?
291
00:12:36,122 --> 00:12:37,823
Well, she wants to wait.
She hasn't even told Lamar yet.
292
00:12:37,890 --> 00:12:39,792
-She just wants to wait...
-She hasn't told Lamar?
293
00:12:39,859 --> 00:12:41,560
[Kris] I can't think of anybody
294
00:12:41,627 --> 00:12:43,629
who would make a better mother than Khlo�.
295
00:12:43,696 --> 00:12:45,264
I mean, this is crazy!
296
00:12:45,331 --> 00:12:47,066
All right, Mom, if you say anything,
297
00:12:47,133 --> 00:12:48,300
she'll definitely know it's me.
298
00:12:48,367 --> 00:12:50,736
-I'm not gonna say a word.
-So do not say a word
299
00:12:50,803 --> 00:12:52,204
or I will kill you myself.
300
00:12:52,271 --> 00:12:53,506
Okay, I got it.
301
00:13:02,481 --> 00:13:03,849
Where is Kim? Should I call her?
302
00:13:03,916 --> 00:13:05,885
Yes. Yes, you should.
303
00:13:13,826 --> 00:13:15,828
-[Kim] Hello?
-Hey, Kim, it's Kylie and Kendall.
304
00:13:15,895 --> 00:13:17,229
[Kylie] We're waiting for you!
305
00:13:17,296 --> 00:13:18,631
We're ready to go to the beach.
306
00:13:18,697 --> 00:13:19,698
Let's go!
307
00:13:20,199 --> 00:13:21,200
Bye.
308
00:13:21,700 --> 00:13:22,835
This is so annoying.
309
00:13:22,902 --> 00:13:24,904
Kim promised us
she'd take us to the beach today.
310
00:13:24,970 --> 00:13:26,505
[phone ringing]
311
00:13:27,406 --> 00:13:28,507
Hello?
312
00:13:28,841 --> 00:13:30,843
[Kim] I promise you, I did not forget.
313
00:13:30,910 --> 00:13:32,978
I... I was just like, jogging,
314
00:13:33,078 --> 00:13:34,680
and the... and there was a dog that like,
315
00:13:34,780 --> 00:13:38,450
ran in front of me,and I totally sprained my ankle.
316
00:13:38,517 --> 00:13:39,552
Are you okay?
317
00:13:39,685 --> 00:13:41,320
Yeah, yeah, I'm totally fine.
318
00:13:41,387 --> 00:13:43,055
-Kim?
-Get ready.
319
00:13:43,122 --> 00:13:45,591
If it hurts that bad,
I don't want you to go.
320
00:13:46,892 --> 00:13:49,595
Thank you so muchfor being so understanding.
321
00:13:49,895 --> 00:13:51,297
-No problem.
-Love you.
322
00:13:52,164 --> 00:13:53,532
That kind of sucks!
323
00:13:54,366 --> 00:13:55,367
Yep.
324
00:14:02,341 --> 00:14:03,542
[Khlo�] Hello?
325
00:14:03,609 --> 00:14:05,411
[Kylie] Congratulations!
326
00:14:06,278 --> 00:14:07,279
On what?
327
00:14:07,346 --> 00:14:10,349
I'm gonna have anothernephew/niece.
328
00:14:10,583 --> 00:14:12,017
Who said that?
329
00:14:13,085 --> 00:14:15,621
Um, well, Kendall told me
330
00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:17,723
and Mom told Kendall.
331
00:14:17,790 --> 00:14:19,825
And who told Mom?
332
00:14:19,892 --> 00:14:21,026
I don't know.
333
00:14:21,093 --> 00:14:22,127
[Khlo�] Oh, my God.
334
00:14:22,194 --> 00:14:24,997
Now, my whole family knows,due to Kim's mouth.
335
00:14:25,097 --> 00:14:29,401
I'm so anxious for Lamar
to come home from his road trip
336
00:14:29,468 --> 00:14:32,304
because I want to tell him in person.So, I'm kind of...
337
00:14:32,738 --> 00:14:35,241
stalling, I guess
until he comes home.
338
00:14:35,307 --> 00:14:36,542
Love you, preggers!
339
00:14:36,609 --> 00:14:37,643
Oh, shut up. Bye.
340
00:14:45,184 --> 00:14:47,887
Whoa! What you are you guys doing?
I thought you were going to the beach?
341
00:14:48,020 --> 00:14:49,054
What up, dawg?
342
00:14:49,321 --> 00:14:50,656
Wasn't Kim supposed to take you?
343
00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:52,024
No, she hurt her foot.
344
00:14:52,091 --> 00:14:54,293
-Her ankle.
-She hurt her foot? Doing what?
345
00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:55,895
Running, I guess.
346
00:14:55,961 --> 00:14:58,564
-Kim running?
-[Kylie] She tripped over a dog.
347
00:14:58,998 --> 00:15:01,867
-She what? Tripped over a dog?
-A dog.
348
00:15:02,434 --> 00:15:05,104
I hope she's not lyingto these little girls.
349
00:15:05,170 --> 00:15:08,073
You know, I've seen her do this before
and it's just not right.
350
00:15:08,140 --> 00:15:10,876
These little girls look up to her so much.
351
00:15:11,277 --> 00:15:12,778
Well, why don't we do something?
352
00:15:14,480 --> 00:15:15,447
-Okay.
-Why not?
353
00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:18,651
Oh, you said that with such enthusiasm.
354
00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:20,586
Come on, let's have
a little more excitement!
355
00:15:20,653 --> 00:15:22,655
-Whoo!
-That's better!
356
00:15:22,721 --> 00:15:25,024
-Whoo!
-Yeah! Thought so, all right.
357
00:15:32,197 --> 00:15:34,733
It kind of sucks
that we didn't get to go to the beach.
358
00:15:34,867 --> 00:15:36,769
Well, uh, I agree.
359
00:15:36,835 --> 00:15:38,203
But if Kim, you, know...
360
00:15:38,637 --> 00:15:41,040
is not feeling good,
can't blame her for that.
361
00:15:42,641 --> 00:15:43,876
You got the flowers ready?
362
00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:45,377
-Yep.
-All right!
363
00:15:45,544 --> 00:15:48,247
My sweet little girls
got Kimberly flowers.
364
00:15:51,283 --> 00:15:52,551
Okay, let's go.
365
00:15:52,885 --> 00:15:54,119
You got the flowers?
366
00:15:56,722 --> 00:15:57,589
There's Kim.
367
00:15:58,457 --> 00:15:59,525
Kim?
368
00:15:59,591 --> 00:16:00,693
Kim.
369
00:16:01,894 --> 00:16:03,095
Hey, guys.
370
00:16:03,395 --> 00:16:04,630
What happened to your leg?
371
00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:12,304
I just really thought that you guys
would be more offended
372
00:16:12,404 --> 00:16:14,406
if I... said I forgot.
373
00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:17,042
Kim, you could have just
told us the truth.
374
00:16:17,476 --> 00:16:18,711
You know what, enjoy your flowers.
375
00:16:18,777 --> 00:16:20,012
[glass shatters]
376
00:16:21,547 --> 00:16:22,948
Girls?
377
00:16:23,015 --> 00:16:25,985
We're going to the car.
We don't want to stay here anymore.
378
00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:28,387
I mean, like, that's a little dramatic.
379
00:16:28,454 --> 00:16:29,989
You know, they came all the way down here
380
00:16:30,055 --> 00:16:32,191
'cause they wanted to bring you flowers
and do something nice.
381
00:16:32,257 --> 00:16:33,258
And they found out what?
382
00:16:33,325 --> 00:16:35,561
That you're lying about this stuff.
I mean, come on, Kim.
383
00:16:36,362 --> 00:16:37,596
I mean, it's just ridiculous.
384
00:16:51,243 --> 00:16:53,312
[Khlo�] You know,
the kind of phone call I got
385
00:16:53,379 --> 00:16:55,481
from a little 11-year-old
386
00:16:55,547 --> 00:16:56,815
named Kylie?
387
00:16:56,915 --> 00:16:58,317
No.
388
00:16:58,417 --> 00:16:59,418
Uh...
389
00:16:59,518 --> 00:17:02,788
I said it was a secret between you and I
on a private car ride,
390
00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:04,590
you decided to go
391
00:17:04,656 --> 00:17:05,691
and tell Mom?
392
00:17:07,226 --> 00:17:08,394
Why did you do that?
393
00:17:09,128 --> 00:17:11,030
I mean, I just... I don't know.
394
00:17:11,196 --> 00:17:12,531
[Kourtney] Kim's out of control.
395
00:17:12,598 --> 00:17:15,300
She also lied to Kendall and Kylie
396
00:17:15,367 --> 00:17:17,469
and said that her ankle was sprained
397
00:17:17,536 --> 00:17:20,205
and that's just a completely
new low for Kim.
398
00:17:20,272 --> 00:17:21,640
[Khlo�] You started a lot of [bleep].
399
00:17:21,707 --> 00:17:23,041
Okay, but I didn't mean to.
400
00:17:23,475 --> 00:17:25,844
My family has always known
that I exaggerate.
401
00:17:25,911 --> 00:17:27,713
I mean, what's the big deal?Chill out.
402
00:17:27,780 --> 00:17:29,348
You just need... I don't know.
403
00:17:29,415 --> 00:17:30,649
We need to sew your mouth shut
404
00:17:30,716 --> 00:17:31,950
for multiple reasons.
405
00:17:32,017 --> 00:17:33,018
Khlo�.
406
00:17:38,891 --> 00:17:40,125
[Kim] Hey, Bruce.
407
00:17:40,192 --> 00:17:41,693
-Are the girls here?
-Yeah.
408
00:17:41,760 --> 00:17:43,128
They're upstairs.
409
00:17:43,195 --> 00:17:44,463
Are you, uh...
410
00:17:45,197 --> 00:17:46,365
gonna talk to them?
411
00:17:46,432 --> 00:17:48,534
I'm going to apologize to them,
make it better.
412
00:17:48,867 --> 00:17:50,969
I think that would be very appropriate.
413
00:17:51,270 --> 00:17:52,337
Girls!
414
00:17:55,407 --> 00:17:56,442
Girls.
415
00:17:57,309 --> 00:17:58,377
Hey, guys.
416
00:18:01,547 --> 00:18:02,881
Um...
417
00:18:03,849 --> 00:18:05,084
Okay, guys.
418
00:18:05,150 --> 00:18:06,552
I just wanted to say
419
00:18:06,618 --> 00:18:09,288
that I'm really sorry
for lying to you guys.
420
00:18:10,556 --> 00:18:13,225
I thought I was doing the right thing
in trying to spare your feelings
421
00:18:13,292 --> 00:18:14,526
and not hurt them.
422
00:18:14,827 --> 00:18:18,063
When at the end of the day, I ended up
hurting your guys' feelings more.
423
00:18:18,263 --> 00:18:21,800
So you were trying to not
hurt our feelings by lying to us?
424
00:18:23,035 --> 00:18:26,505
But I wasn't even thinking.
Just by me lying, I just thought,
425
00:18:26,638 --> 00:18:28,006
I didn't want to hurt your feelings.
426
00:18:28,073 --> 00:18:30,075
I mean, it's not what I planned at all.
427
00:18:30,642 --> 00:18:31,977
And I just...
428
00:18:32,044 --> 00:18:34,246
It just has really seriously taught me,
429
00:18:34,313 --> 00:18:35,848
like, a sincere lesson.
430
00:18:36,081 --> 00:18:39,651
Look, I promise,
I will never ever, ever lie, ever again.
431
00:18:42,321 --> 00:18:43,922
Are you being serious or are you lying?
432
00:18:43,989 --> 00:18:44,990
Again?
433
00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:47,593
Kylie, give me a break, seriously.
434
00:18:47,659 --> 00:18:50,329
I'm here to, like,
really tell you how I feel.
435
00:18:50,395 --> 00:18:52,097
So will you please forgive me?
436
00:18:53,832 --> 00:18:56,668
Kendall and Kylie just think
I'm the biggest liar.
437
00:18:56,735 --> 00:18:58,337
They don't believe anything that I say.
438
00:18:58,403 --> 00:19:02,207
And... I feel like such a bad person.
439
00:19:02,274 --> 00:19:04,943
And I just hope, you know,one day in the future,
440
00:19:05,010 --> 00:19:06,345
they'll forgive me.
441
00:19:21,627 --> 00:19:23,362
[Kourtney] Khlo� and I
when we lived together,
442
00:19:23,428 --> 00:19:24,963
we used to cheer each other on.
443
00:19:25,030 --> 00:19:26,832
If she heard me having sex, she would,
444
00:19:26,899 --> 00:19:29,168
"Go, Scott, get it, get it going.
445
00:19:29,234 --> 00:19:30,469
Go, Scott."
446
00:19:30,536 --> 00:19:31,970
She would scream from the next room
447
00:19:32,037 --> 00:19:33,372
if she heard the bed shake.
448
00:19:33,438 --> 00:19:35,941
What kind of a pervert did I raise?
449
00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:37,009
Honestly.
450
00:19:37,109 --> 00:19:39,611
You guys are the biggest perverts
I've ever met in my life.
451
00:19:39,678 --> 00:19:41,780
You must not be very sexual.
452
00:19:42,281 --> 00:19:43,615
I am sexual.
453
00:19:43,682 --> 00:19:45,851
I've been pregnant many times.
454
00:19:46,051 --> 00:19:47,719
Makes sense.
I have to use the restroom.
455
00:19:47,786 --> 00:19:49,488
I've been through a lot
because the hormones,
456
00:19:49,555 --> 00:19:52,191
your body is getting used
to a whole different set of hormones,
457
00:19:52,257 --> 00:19:53,492
so you get nauseous.
458
00:19:56,562 --> 00:19:58,630
[Kourtney] If I have a, uh...
459
00:19:59,298 --> 00:20:01,333
massage, at the Four Seasons here,
460
00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:02,434
can I use it there?
461
00:20:03,502 --> 00:20:05,938
I think so, you should call and ask them.
462
00:20:12,678 --> 00:20:13,912
I need a quarter.
463
00:20:14,513 --> 00:20:15,514
[Kris] Why?
464
00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:18,684
I'm gonna buy a tampon.
465
00:20:20,485 --> 00:20:21,987
-Really?
-Yeah.
466
00:20:22,054 --> 00:20:23,288
I just started my period.
467
00:20:29,161 --> 00:20:31,029
I feel so bad.
468
00:20:31,697 --> 00:20:32,998
I feel really bad.
469
00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:35,534
When you think that you are
and you get really excited.
470
00:20:35,601 --> 00:20:37,603
I could tell
that she was getting really excited.
471
00:20:39,204 --> 00:20:40,906
[Kris] I just feel terrible for her.
472
00:20:41,006 --> 00:20:44,009
To be so excitedabout something so precious,
473
00:20:44,076 --> 00:20:47,179
and then, have it suddenly,
you know, ripped away from you,
474
00:20:47,379 --> 00:20:48,780
is devastating.
475
00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:51,583
-You know, it's gonna happen.
-[Kris] It's gonna happen for you.
476
00:20:51,650 --> 00:20:53,051
I feel like especially now,
477
00:20:53,118 --> 00:20:55,520
it makes me put things in perspective
of what you want
478
00:20:55,587 --> 00:20:58,724
-in your life and don't want.
-Yeah.
479
00:20:58,790 --> 00:21:02,227
Also, I think
you're still in your honeymoon stage.
480
00:21:02,427 --> 00:21:04,429
You know, you just got married
five minutes ago,
481
00:21:04,496 --> 00:21:06,198
and it's gonna happen for you.
482
00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:08,233
[Khlo�] I know everything happensfor a reason.
483
00:21:08,300 --> 00:21:10,369
And God has a plan for everyone.
484
00:21:10,435 --> 00:21:11,770
And when the time is right,
485
00:21:11,837 --> 00:21:13,839
Lamar and I will have
a beautiful baby together.
486
00:21:21,146 --> 00:21:23,148
[Khlo�] Next on
Keeping Up with the Kardashians...
487
00:21:23,415 --> 00:21:24,416
Where's my dress?
488
00:21:24,483 --> 00:21:27,219
Bitch, I want my damn ATM card!
489
00:21:27,619 --> 00:21:29,187
You are playing yourself right now.
490
00:21:29,254 --> 00:21:31,356
[Rob] If I have to go to New York,I'll go to New York!
491
00:21:31,423 --> 00:21:34,793
If I look like an idiot,
how much more stupid can I look?
492
00:21:35,327 --> 00:21:38,463
If you don't start helping me out,
this relationship is done.
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