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[music playing]
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[Kris] Khlo�, would you
help me do the dishes?
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Thanks.
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I'm the red-headed stepchild.
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"Khlo�, do this." "Khlo�, do that."
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-[in French accent] Robert!
-What?
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[Kourtney] Do you feel like
getting a CD out of my car?
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Ask Khlo�, she's the stepchild.
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This sucks.
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-Who washes plastic?
-[Kris] Who wants water?
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Kourtney, you want some water?
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Can I have it with some lemon, please?
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-[Rob] Who washes...
-[Kris] Lemon? Sure, sweety.
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Here. Can you just throw that away?
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Thanks.
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I... I'm thirsty too.
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-No ice?
-No ice?
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[Khlo�] Can I do anythingfor you, Kourt? Rub your back?
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Mom, what would you like?
A manicure, pedicure, bikini wax?
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There's just a few more plates here,
Khlo�, and then you'll be done.
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Well, I'll show you done, bitch.
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-[camera shutters]
-[Bruce] All right, we're ready.
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No, no, no, you're right here.
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The wind, you guys...
Is this necessary?
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Go change. Awful.
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No, that is not cute.
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[man] Yeah, yeah, yeah, go on.
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I'm gonna need
someone to make me laugh.
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Where's Kim?
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[Khlo�] Kim is always late.
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I am here.
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[Kourtney] Get out of our way!
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[Kim] Stop! Jealous?
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-[Bruce] Stop!
-[Kris] That's enough.
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Stop!
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[man 1] Great, guys.
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-[man 2] That's it. We're done.
-[man 3] Money.
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-[Rob] No...
-[Khlo�] Is this the Pimp 'n' Hoes party?
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Wait, where?
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-This. You guys all look like whores.
-Yeah.
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-[Rob] Wait a minute.
-It is.
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Look at Dad.
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I'm so not a part of this family.
Look how big my nose is.
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-Look at my shirt.
-[Kourtney] Ew! Look!
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[Khlo�] Like, your skin color,
your hair color, everyone...
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I do not look like you guys.
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-It's like not normal.
-Khlo�, yes you do.
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[Khlo�] No, I don't.
You and Kim look identical.
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I look like...
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I am adopted. I swear.
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You guys, just show me
the birth certificates and I'll be fine.
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-[Kris] You guys...
-I'm gonna go find my real birth parents.
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I think Khlo� is adopted.
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[Khlo�] Give me my...
I wanna see my birth certificate.
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Okay. She is not adopted.
She is just different in every way.
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You have a different color hair,
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different color eyes,
different color skin.
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Khlo� needs a DNA test.
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-Yes, let's go take a DNA test!
-[Kris] No.
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Let me take a piece of your hair.
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Oh, my God. You're gonna
have to get a piece of my hair.
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[Khlo�] Get Bruce's,
I swear, I'm probably his kid.
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-[Kris] I didn't even know Bruce then.
-[Khlo�] Ow!
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-We have specimen of Khlo�'s hair.
-[Khlo�] Kim, that really hurt.
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Khlo�, I'm going online...
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-[Khlo�] No, we need to get a DNA test.
-...to see where I can get...
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...a home DNA test.
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-[Khlo�] You guys think I'm joking.
-They don't have a home...
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This isn't an AIDS test.
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-You think they have a home AIDS tests...
-[Kris] They don't have a home...
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...but they don't have a home DNA test?
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-89 dollars.
-[Khlo�] I knew I was adopted.
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-I told you from day one.
-homedna.com.
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[Khlo�] Why would my godmother go,
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"When are you going to tell her
that she's adopted?"
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Why would someone say that
if I'm really not adopted?
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Are you mental? You really...
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You've been saying this
since you were five years old.
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I just can't believe
that I'm really like...
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legitimately a part of this family.
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I can't believe that I'm legitimately
a part of this family.
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[Kris] I would like
to make a toast to Rob.
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Daddy would be very proud of Rob,
and I'm proud too.
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-Aw, that means so much...
-[Kris] Happy Graduation!
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...when you're proud of me.
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Rob has just finished
the last of his finals,
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and our whole family
is getting together to celebrate.
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Maybe you can, ah, loan me
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that Bentley of yours
as a little gift, graduation gift.
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Not a chance.
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-[Khlo� cackles]
-[Kris] Do you have anything in mind
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that you would want to do
when you graduate?
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[Kim] If you want cars
like Bentleys, honey,
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you're gonna have
to get a job, pronto.
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If you're gonna run around
on your friends' private planes
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at their hotels in Vegas
and bla bla bla,
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then, you know,
start thinking along those lines.
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[Kourtney] Mom, that's nice
to do to your son
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and put that kind of pressure.
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[Rob] Growing up the way I did,
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and surrounded by, you know,
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my parents' friends
and my sisters' friends,
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everybody has a lot of money,
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so I just have the mindsetto make a lot of money
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and that's just what I have to do.
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If I set up an internship,
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like, if I can,
I'll ask some of my guy friends,
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do you think that's cool?
Do you want...
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-I would rather get a paid job.
-[Kourtney] What else do you think...
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I'll get you paid internship.
You're not gonna work for free,
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you went to college,
at USC, business school.
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-[Kris] A lot of people go to USC...
-That's a vehicle, Mustang.
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...because they have such a great,
you know, camaraderie.
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Of course she knows
a lot about USC,
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she boned half the football team
and the towel boys.
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-[Rob] Wonder...
-Okay, very funny.
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That's why I don't look like you people.
I look like Rob's science teacher.
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[Kourtney] Uh, hello.
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[laughter]
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-[Khlo�] What is this mattress for?
-[Kris] Move this...
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Somebody sent it to me, I think
we should just put on top my bed.
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Why don't you just lay it on the floor
and you sleep out here for a day?
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Why don't you kiss my ass?
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What do you want me to do with this?
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[Kris] I want you to drag it
in the house somehow.
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You think I'm like a camel,
I could just throw this
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on my back and it'll be fine?
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[Kris] There's a way...
Wait a minute.
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There's a way. Yeah.
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There's a way. Let's just...
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-...drag it.
-[Khlo�] Wait! Move!
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What? Khlo�!
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-Just...
-Mom, this can't fit through a door.
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My mom definitely relies on me
more than on Kourtney and Kim.
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Like, I'm always the go-to girland the fix-it girl.
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If you do not push I will kill you.
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-[Kris] I'm trying, Khlo�.
-Push!
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[Kris] Thank god for you.
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Yeah, that's why you adopted me.
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-Free slavery.
-[Kris] You're not adopted, Khlo�.
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[Khlo�] This is like the craziest thing.
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I should DNA test your ass.
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Khlo�, my pictures
are kind of falling down.
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Klo, have a little respect.
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[Khlo� grunts]
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[Kris] Khlo�, are you okay?
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[Khlo�] Mom, suck it!
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[Kim] So I just went
to XIV Karats with Mom
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and I totally found
my engagement ring.
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[Khlo�] So does
that mean you're engaged?
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[Kim] No, I'm just saying I found it.
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Oh, my God, are you joking?
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Oh, God, I have
to call this guy for Rob.
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[Khlo�] How much is this?
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It's like three hundred thousand.
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[Kourtney] Hey, how are you?
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I actually have a favor to ask you.
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My younger brother Rob,
I think you've met him before,
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he is about to graduate
from the USC Business School...
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I'm calling my college friend Ben
to set up an interview for Rob
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so he can see what it's like
to work in the real world.
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Okay, so this Wednesday?
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And then I'll call Rob right now.
He'll be so excited. Thank you!
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Buying paternity testing.
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What are you doing?
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I'm just looking
at all of these DNA testing.
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Khlo�, this isn't even funny.
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You've seen the stories,
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you've heard them
from your grandparents
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about the day
that you were born...
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-No, I haven't. No, I haven't.
-And how exciting and...
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Everybody thought you were
gonna be a boy, but it was a girl.
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And then everybody got over it
after 15 minutes.
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So you guys like
were disappointed when I was born?
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I was not...
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[Khlo�] Is that why you treat me
the way you guys treat me?
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How do I treat you?
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I just get treated differently
then how she treats Kourtney and Kim.
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When I was ten years old,I would make dinner,
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set the table,you could always count on me.
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When you're ten, that's not really
something you wanna be doing,
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and I was doing it
for years and years and years.
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You're so obsessed
with this whole thing
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that I think you're
gonna be disappointed
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-when you really find out. Go do it.
-[Khlo�] No, I...
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Go do it. Find out
that I'm your mom,
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and then what are you gonna do?
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It's not that big of a deal.
If you are, congratulations.
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You have an amazing child.
But if you're not...
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-Ta-ta.
-[Kris] I'm done.
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[Kim] Where the [bleep] is my car?
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-I'm sure it's at the shop...
-[Kim] No.
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...like it is every day.
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[Kim] No, it's not, I just drove it.
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Where is Reg?
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[Kim] He is out of town,
he wouldn't have my car.
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Oh, my God, my car is not here.
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Kim, I'm sure you left it
at someone's house.
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Kourtney, I have
two parking spaces
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-and I left my Bentley at someone's house?
-You left it at someone's house.
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Who's gonna take your car?
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It's a Bentley, who wouldn't take her car?
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Are you joking?
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Okay, so when did you notice
it was missing?
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Like 20 minutes ago.
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What kind of car was it?
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When I get home,
I see my Bentley is missing
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and immediately I call the police
to file a police report.
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[Kim] Oh...
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[police officer] Is that it?
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[Kim] That is my [bleep] little brother.
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What are you doing?
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-What is going on?
-[Kim] What are you doing?
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I called the police,
I thought my car was stolen.
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How did you even get my key?
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-I worked hard and I bought...
-[engine revving]
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Rob, get out of my car.
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I can't even believe
Rob stole my Bentley.
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Kourtney. Khlo�.
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-[Kourtney] What?
-Rob is out of control.
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He had my car this whole time.
He was out with my car.
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Rob!
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-What? What do you want?
-[Kourtney] I didn't even hear him...
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-...come in.
-[Kim] Sit down.
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[Rob sighs]
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Seriously, what is wrong with you?
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Nothing, I took your car
for a little joy ride.
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You don't think there's
anything wrong with that
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when I told you no,
you're not allowed to?
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Ah, I didn't think it was that serious.
I've taken Mom's car.
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I've taken...
I mean, I�ve taken all you guys...
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-It's not that big of deal.
-I told you, it's not even the car.
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-It's just... No.
-[Rob] You have all these things...
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I think Rob is definitely
going through a phase in his life.
235
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He's about to graduate college...
it's just a weird time in your life.
236
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-You sound like the biggest spoiled brat.
-[Rob] I took your car.
237
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-You're being selfish.
-It's not even that.
238
00:09:27,266 --> 00:09:29,402
No, it's not even that.
I called the police.
239
00:09:29,468 --> 00:09:31,270
I thought... I thought
my car was stolen.
240
00:09:31,337 --> 00:09:34,473
You're right. I need to go to rehab.
You guys are right.
241
00:09:36,842 --> 00:09:38,144
Even though Rob stole my car,
242
00:09:38,210 --> 00:09:41,847
he's still my baby brotherand I can never stay mad at him.
243
00:09:42,448 --> 00:09:44,550
[Kourtney] I'm a lot fatter
than Adrienne.
244
00:09:50,690 --> 00:09:52,325
-[Kourtney] Hey, Rob.
-Hey, what's up?
245
00:09:52,825 --> 00:09:55,461
I got your suits, your dry cleaning.
246
00:09:55,695 --> 00:09:56,562
Nice.
247
00:09:56,896 --> 00:09:59,265
I would wear this striped one.
248
00:09:59,332 --> 00:10:02,468
Today is the big day
when Rob goes in for his interview,
249
00:10:02,535 --> 00:10:04,804
and I'm just hoping
that he gets the internship.
250
00:10:04,870 --> 00:10:07,573
How much money do you think
I'll be getting at this job?
251
00:10:07,640 --> 00:10:11,744
It's like a paid internship, I'm sure
you'll get a bit more than minimum wage.
252
00:10:11,811 --> 00:10:14,080
-I had a minimum wage job in high school.
-[Kourtney] It's a starting job.
253
00:10:14,146 --> 00:10:15,948
-Robert, it's a starting job.
-I need to be getting a little more...
254
00:10:16,015 --> 00:10:19,352
You're going for the experience.
You can say you have other jobs.
255
00:10:19,418 --> 00:10:22,955
My dad always told me
time is money, so you know,
256
00:10:23,022 --> 00:10:25,257
I'm 21 years old.
I would love to, you know,
257
00:10:25,324 --> 00:10:27,627
have a couple million
dollars by 25.
258
00:10:27,693 --> 00:10:31,197
So I'm not gonna waste my timedoing some minimum wage job.
259
00:10:31,263 --> 00:10:32,498
[Kourtney] Okay, call me
right when you're done.
260
00:10:32,565 --> 00:10:33,466
[Rob] Alright.
261
00:10:39,505 --> 00:10:42,174
Oh, it's my paternity test.
262
00:10:42,508 --> 00:10:44,844
-What?
-No, not like to see if I'm pregnant.
263
00:10:44,910 --> 00:10:47,813
Like, to see if my parents
are my parents.
264
00:10:47,880 --> 00:10:51,117
-I don't think Kris Jenner is my mom.
-What is wrong with you?
265
00:10:51,217 --> 00:10:53,786
Someone that psychotic
cannot be blood related to me.
266
00:10:54,420 --> 00:10:59,025
How it works? Using the enclosed
cheek swabs, rub inside... the cheek.
267
00:10:59,091 --> 00:10:59,959
How are you gonna get that?
268
00:11:01,227 --> 00:11:04,463
How the hell am I gonna get
a cotton swab into my mom's mouth
269
00:11:04,530 --> 00:11:06,465
without her thinking anything weird?
270
00:11:06,532 --> 00:11:07,667
[Khlo�] What are you eating?
271
00:11:07,733 --> 00:11:10,670
-[girl laughs]
-I'm... testing.
272
00:11:13,372 --> 00:11:15,975
[Kris] I just saw
Nicollette Sheridan buying these.
273
00:11:16,042 --> 00:11:17,910
So I thought if she can eat 'em...
274
00:11:17,977 --> 00:11:20,146
-[girl laughs]
-...I can eat 'em.
275
00:11:21,380 --> 00:11:24,250
-Oh, this is just horrible.
-[girl] Spit.
276
00:11:24,316 --> 00:11:26,552
You just bought it 'cause
Nicollette Sheridan was eating it?
277
00:11:26,619 --> 00:11:29,455
That's really... celebrity influenced.
278
00:11:30,322 --> 00:11:31,157
Open your mouth.
279
00:11:31,223 --> 00:11:32,491
-[girl] It's that bad?
-Why?
280
00:11:32,558 --> 00:11:35,127
I wanna see your caps,
I just wanna see how they look like.
281
00:11:35,194 --> 00:11:36,095
Uh-uh. Like that.
282
00:11:38,931 --> 00:11:43,369
[coughs] Khlo�, what are you doing?
She is out of her mind.
283
00:11:44,336 --> 00:11:45,438
-[Khlo�] Functional.
-[Kris] What was that all about?
284
00:11:46,472 --> 00:11:49,208
-What?
-This is my mouth. My mouth.
285
00:11:49,275 --> 00:11:52,244
-Good.
-Like, I have boundaries. Warn me.
286
00:11:52,545 --> 00:11:53,746
-[Khlo�] Mom...
-Okay?
287
00:11:53,813 --> 00:11:55,614
...I'm busy getting
your drug test results,
288
00:11:55,681 --> 00:11:57,483
I really don't know
what you've been up to these days.
289
00:11:57,550 --> 00:11:59,218
-You have the chills?
-You've tested me to see
290
00:11:59,285 --> 00:12:00,586
if I'm your real mother.
291
00:12:00,653 --> 00:12:01,721
[Khlo�] How did you know?
Who told you?
292
00:12:01,787 --> 00:12:03,756
And if you don't think
that I'm your real mother,
293
00:12:03,823 --> 00:12:05,591
then there's something
wrong with you.
294
00:12:05,658 --> 00:12:07,693
There definitely
is something wrong with me.
295
00:12:07,760 --> 00:12:09,829
-That's already been discovered.
-[Kris] Okay, honey.
296
00:12:09,895 --> 00:12:13,566
Get your little test off in the mail,
and when you get your results back,
297
00:12:13,632 --> 00:12:15,634
we'll pop a bottle of champagne
and celebrate.
298
00:12:15,701 --> 00:12:16,936
-Okay? So get ready.
-[Khlo�] Tubular.
299
00:12:17,002 --> 00:12:20,439
It just depends how happy you're
gonna be that I'm your real mom.
300
00:12:31,617 --> 00:12:34,220
I'm not a stranger to tattoos,
301
00:12:34,286 --> 00:12:37,123
but I just... I've always been
wanting to get another one.
302
00:12:37,189 --> 00:12:38,824
[tattoo pen buzzing]
303
00:12:42,328 --> 00:12:44,363
So how did you settle on this one,
out of everything?
304
00:12:45,030 --> 00:12:46,132
[Rob] My dad.
305
00:12:46,899 --> 00:12:48,000
Love him.
306
00:12:48,067 --> 00:12:50,536
I think it's perfect just to do, uh...
307
00:12:50,603 --> 00:12:52,872
do his face right there
on my forearm.
308
00:12:53,572 --> 00:12:55,374
[cell phone ringing]
309
00:12:56,675 --> 00:12:57,877
Dude, Kourt's calling.
310
00:12:58,277 --> 00:12:59,111
[Rob] Just ignore her.
311
00:12:59,178 --> 00:13:00,279
-I don't wanna talk...
-Ignore her?
312
00:13:00,346 --> 00:13:01,347
Don't pick up.
313
00:13:09,588 --> 00:13:11,323
[Kris] You know, Khlo� came
into Smooch today.
314
00:13:11,390 --> 00:13:14,393
-[Bruce] Mm-hmm.
-She shoved a swab in my mouth.
315
00:13:14,460 --> 00:13:17,563
-A swab for what?
-To get a sample of my DNA.
316
00:13:18,330 --> 00:13:20,833
-[chuckles] My DNA.
-[Bruce] To get a s... For what?
317
00:13:20,900 --> 00:13:22,935
Because she wanted to see
if I was her real mom.
318
00:13:23,369 --> 00:13:25,671
Honey, Khlo� has a tendency...
319
00:13:25,738 --> 00:13:29,175
to be very dramatic, very over the top.
320
00:13:29,375 --> 00:13:31,911
-I honestly think it's kind of funny.
-It's not funny.
321
00:13:31,977 --> 00:13:35,948
It's... She's upset because I treat
Kourtney differently than I treat Kim,
322
00:13:36,015 --> 00:13:37,950
than I, you know, treat Khlo�,
323
00:13:38,017 --> 00:13:40,820
-but she's gotta stop the bitterness.
-Well, well, well...
324
00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:44,156
-How the hell are you people?
-[Bruce] Khlo�...
325
00:13:44,857 --> 00:13:46,492
-Remember the language in my house.
-[Khlo�] Okay, psycho.
326
00:13:46,559 --> 00:13:48,160
-I don't want... You know, you can...
-[Khlo�] Well, okay.
327
00:13:48,227 --> 00:13:49,495
-Khlo�, the language.
-You say it around the kids.
328
00:13:49,562 --> 00:13:51,497
No, I said on my property.
329
00:13:51,564 --> 00:13:53,799
You didn't actually go out
and have your DNA done
330
00:13:53,866 --> 00:13:55,201
or were you just kidding about that?
331
00:13:55,267 --> 00:13:56,769
-That's like the stupidest thing...
-[Kris] Her DNA?!
332
00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:58,504
-No, I took mom's.
-[Kris] She swabbed my mouth.
333
00:13:58,571 --> 00:14:00,573
Now, why are you being like this?
334
00:14:00,639 --> 00:14:02,741
I just wanted to, like,
335
00:14:02,808 --> 00:14:06,879
prove a point, 'cause Mom, like,
kisses Kim and Kourtney's ass,
336
00:14:06,946 --> 00:14:10,049
and she makes me, like,
always take care of Kendall and Kylie.
337
00:14:10,115 --> 00:14:12,718
"Make this", "Wash these dishes",
"Go get me this."
338
00:14:12,785 --> 00:14:14,753
[mockingly] "I need
to talk to you about Bruce.
339
00:14:14,820 --> 00:14:18,090
"I'm in need of... My husband and I...
I need you. I love him,
340
00:14:18,157 --> 00:14:20,426
-but he won't have sex or like..."
-Oh, please.
341
00:14:20,993 --> 00:14:24,930
I think Khlo�'s probably doing
this whole "I'm not your child thing",
342
00:14:24,997 --> 00:14:28,267
you know, the whole DNA thing,
really, to get Kris' attention.
343
00:14:28,334 --> 00:14:31,503
I don't want to be treated like
you guys bought me into this family,
344
00:14:31,570 --> 00:14:34,273
so now you guys could just treat me
like a red-headed stepchild.
345
00:14:34,340 --> 00:14:36,575
So you like me better than Mom?
346
00:14:36,642 --> 00:14:40,546
[Khlo�] I mean that's probably
not an appropriate question at the time,
347
00:14:40,613 --> 00:14:42,114
since Mom's about to cry.
348
00:14:51,624 --> 00:14:53,792
[Kourtney] Ugh, I am
so [bleep] pissed right now.
349
00:14:53,859 --> 00:14:54,927
Why?
350
00:14:54,994 --> 00:14:59,565
Because Rob totally flaked
on the internship that I set up for him.
351
00:14:59,632 --> 00:15:01,834
He got a tattoo today of...
352
00:15:02,001 --> 00:15:04,036
-...like this huge thing of Dad and...
-[Kourtney] What?
353
00:15:04,103 --> 00:15:05,938
Why would he get more tattoos?
354
00:15:06,005 --> 00:15:08,474
-He has huge tattoos now.
-[Khlo�] I have no idea. Call him.
355
00:15:08,540 --> 00:15:13,812
Rob is usually really responsible
and usually a really good boy.
356
00:15:13,879 --> 00:15:17,950
So I'm shocked that I hearthat he gets this huge tattoo.
357
00:15:18,017 --> 00:15:21,487
He's not answering my phone calls though,
but Adrienne and Kim both told me.
358
00:15:29,395 --> 00:15:32,531
Have you seen Rob's tattoos?
359
00:15:32,598 --> 00:15:34,166
He got them all over.
360
00:15:34,233 --> 00:15:35,067
All over.
361
00:15:35,134 --> 00:15:36,402
-What?
-[Khlo�] He added another one here.
362
00:15:36,468 --> 00:15:37,536
[Khlo�] This big.
363
00:15:37,603 --> 00:15:39,705
-Both of his arms are full like this.
-Now here and here.
364
00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:42,541
-Like he's a... Like he's a...
-City of angels?
365
00:15:42,608 --> 00:15:43,575
Wait a minute!
366
00:15:43,642 --> 00:15:44,910
Oh, my God, calm down.
367
00:15:44,977 --> 00:15:46,645
No, no. Calm down?
368
00:15:46,712 --> 00:15:48,948
-That's... Mom, now you're being dramatic.
-[Kris] Calm down?
369
00:15:49,014 --> 00:15:52,618
Shut up, Khlo�. You're... Well,
you have a son with a [bleep] tattoo
370
00:15:52,685 --> 00:15:54,954
of the size of Alabama
on his [bleep] chest,
371
00:15:55,020 --> 00:15:57,790
and then you tell me
to calm down? It's not okay!
372
00:15:57,856 --> 00:15:59,325
Okay, drama.
373
00:16:05,264 --> 00:16:08,233
-Am I the only one who hasn't seen it?
-No, we haven't seen it.
374
00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:10,402
You guys are going to die.
375
00:16:10,469 --> 00:16:11,904
Seriously?
376
00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:14,673
We need to hold him down
and laser that [bleep] of his body.
377
00:16:15,240 --> 00:16:16,308
He likes the portrait.
378
00:16:16,375 --> 00:16:19,611
Okay, but what...
Who came up with "city of angels"?
379
00:16:20,279 --> 00:16:21,814
-[Kris] What do you think?
-Certainly not me.
380
00:16:21,880 --> 00:16:24,016
-[Kourtney] Is that like a motto of his?
-I know nothing about the city of angels.
381
00:16:24,083 --> 00:16:25,451
-[Kourtney] Is that, like, his...
-No.
382
00:16:25,517 --> 00:16:27,252
You just don't think
of a random slogan...
383
00:16:27,319 --> 00:16:28,954
-...to put on.
-No. No, one of those thug guys...
384
00:16:29,021 --> 00:16:31,457
...in there that Rob wants
to be like said it was hot,
385
00:16:31,523 --> 00:16:34,226
-and then Rob... it became hot.
-[Khlo�] D-Mac has a tattoo that's like...
386
00:16:34,293 --> 00:16:35,828
And I'm a cornball 'cause
I'm just a Cheetah Girl.
387
00:16:35,894 --> 00:16:37,062
[door closes]
388
00:16:38,330 --> 00:16:39,565
-Hey!
-[Adrienne] Hey!
389
00:16:41,533 --> 00:16:43,869
Why are you guys
all looking at me like... Heh.
390
00:17:01,887 --> 00:17:04,223
[Rob] So why are you guys
all looking at me like... Heh.
391
00:17:05,190 --> 00:17:08,227
Well, I'm kind of annoyed
with you, personally,
392
00:17:08,293 --> 00:17:11,330
because you like completely just...
393
00:17:11,864 --> 00:17:13,198
-[Kourtney] Tell us.
-...ruined your body in my opinion.
394
00:17:13,265 --> 00:17:15,267
Just show us the tattoos.
395
00:17:17,136 --> 00:17:19,004
[Kourtney]
Is that coming out of clouds?
396
00:17:19,071 --> 00:17:20,706
[Rob] Yeah. Clouds.
397
00:17:20,773 --> 00:17:23,075
That looks exactly
like the picture in the hallway.
398
00:17:24,676 --> 00:17:26,378
[Kris] The hair looks
exactly the same.
399
00:17:26,445 --> 00:17:27,646
[making gunshot sound]
400
00:17:28,547 --> 00:17:29,915
[Kourtney] That's weird.
401
00:17:30,716 --> 00:17:33,519
-Wait, let me see the other one.
-This one I'm getting...
402
00:17:33,952 --> 00:17:35,320
[Khlo�] What are
you getting to it, Rob?
403
00:17:35,721 --> 00:17:36,822
Tell me, what are you doing?
404
00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:38,223
-[Kourtney] Let me just see it.
-You don't even know.
405
00:17:38,290 --> 00:17:40,426
-[Kourtney] Let me just see it.
-You are so [bleep] stupid.
406
00:17:40,492 --> 00:17:41,360
[Rob] Look at your lower back.
407
00:17:41,427 --> 00:17:44,396
-Rob, I have a cross with angel wings...
-Just calm down, Khlo�.
408
00:17:44,463 --> 00:17:45,697
-...and it's small.
-[Rob] And what was under it?
409
00:17:45,764 --> 00:17:48,834
-Look at you, "CA, City of Angels"?
-[Kourtney] Wait, it's not...
410
00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:52,237
[Kim] I definitely think that Robgetting a tattoo of my dad's face
411
00:17:52,304 --> 00:17:56,008
is definitely some kind of
yearning for my dad.
412
00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:59,912
And he's graduating from the school
that my dad graduated from.
413
00:17:59,978 --> 00:18:02,081
This is a very difficult time in his life
414
00:18:02,147 --> 00:18:04,650
and I think he really wishes
my dad was here for him.
415
00:18:04,716 --> 00:18:05,951
-[Kris] That is embarrassing.
-[Kourtney] You can figure out
416
00:18:06,018 --> 00:18:07,719
how to get a job on your own now.
417
00:18:07,786 --> 00:18:10,456
Because I made a phone call for you...
418
00:18:10,522 --> 00:18:11,857
[Khlo�] Rob, you're just [bleep] up.
419
00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:13,992
You're marking your body,
all these tattoos?
420
00:18:14,059 --> 00:18:15,060
You do not think it through.
421
00:18:15,127 --> 00:18:16,995
You listen to everybody else
cause you're a dumb [bleep].
422
00:18:17,062 --> 00:18:19,698
-So now you're gonna live with this.
-Don't call him a dumb [bleep].
423
00:18:19,765 --> 00:18:21,200
He has to know that he's a moron.
424
00:18:21,266 --> 00:18:22,267
Don't worry about it.
425
00:18:22,334 --> 00:18:25,070
When I make my first million,
you won't be saying [bleep] Khlo�.
426
00:18:25,137 --> 00:18:26,672
-Rob, this is getting out of control.
-[Rob] Seriously.
427
00:18:26,738 --> 00:18:27,940
-No, I don't wanna hear you guys...
-[Kourtney] Join me in the other room.
428
00:18:28,006 --> 00:18:29,875
-...just yell at me and always trying...
-Just come with me in the other room.
429
00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:31,276
-...to put me down.
-[Khlo�] You need it! Look at you!
430
00:18:31,343 --> 00:18:32,778
[Khlo�] You're [bleeping] up.
431
00:18:35,414 --> 00:18:37,783
You are totally going about this
the wrong way.
432
00:18:37,850 --> 00:18:40,319
You are not making any sense
of what you're saying.
433
00:18:40,385 --> 00:18:43,655
You don't earn respect by...
Having money is not respect.
434
00:18:43,722 --> 00:18:46,658
How many people do you know
that have tons of money
435
00:18:46,725 --> 00:18:48,660
and they're not respectable people?
436
00:18:48,727 --> 00:18:50,529
-[Rob] You guys all drive, like, nice...
-Money doesn't earn you respect.
437
00:18:50,596 --> 00:18:52,564
Okay, 'cause
we worked hard to do so.
438
00:18:52,631 --> 00:18:57,369
You guys are always out of town
and in hotels and all this stuff.
439
00:18:57,436 --> 00:19:00,105
I realize that, like,
you're trying to keep up with us,
440
00:19:00,172 --> 00:19:03,075
but you have put in your time too.
441
00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:06,245
You need to start from
the bottom just like we did.
442
00:19:08,213 --> 00:19:10,382
I just hope that
you remember, like, you know,
443
00:19:10,449 --> 00:19:11,984
where you came from and these...
444
00:19:12,050 --> 00:19:15,721
-I know.
-Keep the values that you were taught.
445
00:19:15,787 --> 00:19:18,457
Honestly, like, why did
you blow off that interview?
446
00:19:18,524 --> 00:19:22,327
I just didn't wanna go
to an interview for an internship.
447
00:19:22,394 --> 00:19:25,097
You should've talked to me about it
'cause that represents me.
448
00:19:27,332 --> 00:19:28,433
[Rob] You know, Kourtney is right.
449
00:19:28,734 --> 00:19:31,503
To succeed in life,
you gotta start at the bottom.
450
00:19:31,570 --> 00:19:34,106
You know, that's what she did,
that's what Kim did.
451
00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:36,642
And I'm sorry for,
you know, blowing it off,
452
00:19:36,708 --> 00:19:39,711
and I'll definitely
be willing to do it again.
453
00:19:39,778 --> 00:19:42,614
Maybe we can make up
some kind of excuse.
454
00:19:42,681 --> 00:19:45,884
I'm willing ton you know,
take that job and work my way up.
455
00:19:45,951 --> 00:19:47,853
Money will come in due time.
456
00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:50,589
-I'll take that internship...
-[Kourtney laughs] Okay.
457
00:19:50,656 --> 00:19:51,723
...if you set it up again.
458
00:20:02,601 --> 00:20:04,069
-Hey, Rob.
-Hey there.
459
00:20:04,236 --> 00:20:05,470
-How's it going?
-Good, how are you doing?
460
00:20:06,972 --> 00:20:08,774
I'm not gonna be some big shot,
461
00:20:08,840 --> 00:20:10,375
you know, right out of college.
462
00:20:10,442 --> 00:20:12,744
But... eventually.
463
00:20:19,651 --> 00:20:22,354
-[Khlo�] Hi!
-[Kris] Hey, Khlo�.
464
00:20:22,788 --> 00:20:26,225
-[chuckles] Guess what I got.
-What did you get, Khlo�?
465
00:20:27,125 --> 00:20:28,227
Tests.
466
00:20:28,293 --> 00:20:32,931
-[Kris] Surprise, surprise.
-You have no STDs, but you have a child.
467
00:20:33,332 --> 00:20:36,134
-Khlo�, I was there when you were born.
-[Khlo�] Stoked, you were?
468
00:20:36,201 --> 00:20:38,503
Yeah. A lot of pain that day.
469
00:20:38,570 --> 00:20:40,906
-[Khlo�] Ooh.
-And you're still getting on my nerves.
470
00:20:41,673 --> 00:20:43,342
I love you very much,
471
00:20:43,408 --> 00:20:45,210
and as you guys grow up,
472
00:20:45,277 --> 00:20:47,846
you're gonna end up... We're all
gonna have different relationships.
473
00:20:47,913 --> 00:20:50,515
But you've got to stop,
474
00:20:50,582 --> 00:20:52,251
"Khlo�, do the dishes,"
"Khlo�, watch the kids,"
475
00:20:52,317 --> 00:20:54,653
"Khlo�, braid their hair,"
"Khlo�, go get me ice-cream." "Khlo�..."
476
00:20:54,720 --> 00:20:56,722
Like... what?
477
00:20:57,656 --> 00:21:01,260
I have so much respect for Khlo�
and so much love for Khlo�,
478
00:21:01,326 --> 00:21:04,496
and I'm really gonna start
treating her a lot different.
479
00:21:04,663 --> 00:21:09,034
Khlo�, I know you're not Cinderella,
I never wanna make you feel like that,
480
00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:10,836
and you're the best, honey.
481
00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:15,207
I never like really doubted
482
00:21:15,274 --> 00:21:17,309
-that you were not my mom.
-[Kris] You're all happy now, aren't you?
483
00:21:17,376 --> 00:21:19,511
-No, just listen.
-[Kris] That little giggle.
484
00:21:19,578 --> 00:21:21,546
You finally feel like you belong,
485
00:21:21,613 --> 00:21:24,182
even tough you're 5'10"
and blonde and gorgeous.
486
00:21:24,249 --> 00:21:28,453
But I still love you just the same
'cause everybody knows I do.
487
00:21:28,520 --> 00:21:30,856
Oh, I hate when you get
this fake, you seem like
488
00:21:30,922 --> 00:21:32,557
-such a corny baloney.
-[Kris] I do.
489
00:21:32,624 --> 00:21:34,693
I do, you little cutie.
490
00:21:35,427 --> 00:21:36,995
Alright, Khlo�,
what do you want for dinner?
491
00:21:37,296 --> 00:21:38,830
A Jack and Coke.
492
00:21:41,767 --> 00:21:43,802
[Kris] Next on
Keeping Up With the Kardashians...
493
00:21:43,869 --> 00:21:46,171
You're trying to get shit
out of me, that's not cool.
494
00:21:46,238 --> 00:21:49,741
Khlo�'s having a really hard time
telling me what's wrong.
495
00:21:49,808 --> 00:21:50,709
[Kourtney] She didn't
come home last night.
496
00:21:50,776 --> 00:21:52,411
I'm really worried about Khlo�.
497
00:21:52,844 --> 00:21:53,845
Where you going?
498
00:21:53,912 --> 00:21:56,281
I'm gonna run a couple...
Just random things I gotta do.
499
00:21:56,348 --> 00:21:58,050
He is cheating on me.
500
00:21:58,116 --> 00:22:00,752
-[woman] What did the girl look like?
-[Kourtney] She looked like a nasty whore.
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