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[***]

Why are you getting this?
You don't need lipo.

You're... You have not
a dot of cellulite on you.

[Khlo�] It doesn't matter
if I have cellulite.

-I am larger than large.
-[Kourtney] Aren't you getting this?

-You're delusional.
-You're delusional. I hate you.

[Kourtney] Wait, is this the thing
Kim got? VelaShape your body?

[Khlo�] Well, I might wanna get this.

-Hi!
-[Khlo�] Hi!

I'm Dr. Shalini, how are you?

For as far back as I can remember,
Khlo�'s always had body issues,

and I'm always having to remind her
how beautiful she is.

Like, when I wave,
nothing should wave back at you.

I was just looking at your lipolysis,

but Kourtney won't let me do it.

[Shalini] Well, if you don't want
anything invasive,

the VelaShape procedure
is a great route to go.

You can actually target
those areas that are bothering you.

So almost like you're a sculptor

and you're whittling away
or you're contouring away.

This is just an obese,
fat cow that's stuck here.

People compare her
all the time to Kim and I,

and when she's standing next to us,
she is 5'9" and I'm 5 feet tall.

So I'm actually really short and small.

[Khlo�] Bellybuttons, I have a fear...

If you touch them, like...
[laughter] they're gonna unravel.

[Shalini] Do you mind if I go over
your bellybutton with it?

[Khlo�] It's OK.
I can't stop laughing.

[Kourtney] Oh, my God,
it's totally unraveling.

[Khlo� laughing]

-[Kourtney] That is pretty weird.
-Like, when you're born...

[laughing] that's where
your food goes.

Like, that's not weird?

-[camera shutters]
-[Bruce] All right, we're ready.

No, no, no, you're right here.

The wind, you guys...
Is this necessary?

Go change. Awful.

No, that is not cute.

[man] Yeah, yeah, yeah, go on.

I'm gonna need someone
to make me laugh.

Where's Kim?

[Khlo�] Kim is always late. Duh!

I am here.

[Kourtney] Get out of our way!

[Kim] Stop! Jealous?

-[Kris] That's enough.
-[Bruce] Stop!

-[Kris] That's enough.
-[Kim] Stop!

[man 1] Thanks, guys.

-[man 2] That's it. We're done.
-[man 3] Money.

[***]

[Kim] Oh, my gosh, I love these.

I love this. I'm really into belts.

-Do you like that with the circle or not?
-[Kourtney] Yeah.

I love this. I have to get this.

That, I love.

-She really knows how to shop, huh?
-I know.

Whenever I shop with Kim
I always get super nervous

cause she buys, like,
everything in sight.

Your total is 19,723.
That's after your discount.

-Nineteen thousand?
-[clerk] Mm-hmm.

Kim's always had
a shopping problem,

it's just escalated
as she's made more money.

Wait, how dope is it?

Is it not the sickest thing
you've ever seen in your life?

That's 12 boxes here for you.

-[Kim] Okay.
-Twelve boxes?

What the hell do you have?

Kim has that, that, that, that and that.
No one has to shop this much.

Oh, I love this.

The title of this blog
is "Tranny Ferosh."

-Sexy. I'm thrilled.
-[Kourtney] Don't read it.

It says, "Every time I visit this site
I have to close my eyes

when a picture
of this beast is posted,

-and I keep scrolling."
-Kim, tell her to stop reading this.

"I'm not usually the one to say this,
but she's one ugly [bleep]."

-[Kim] Khlo�, why would you even...
-[Kourtney] Khlo�, you're not ugly.

[Kourtney] I think that it definitely
breaks down Khlo�'s self-confidence

when she constantly is hearing
that she is an Amazon creature.

She does get insecure about her body
when she hears what people say.

After reading this [bleep]
I wanna kill myself.

They'd probably be like,
look at that... gorilla.

That person's either anorexic
or a thousand pounds.

-[phone rings]
-Hello?

Yeah, who's this?

You know, I actually, like...

I know about...

the organization.
I don't know a lot about it.

I'm not really like a vegan, I don't know
if there was a misunderstanding.

Yeah, that's great,
I would love to set up a meeting.

Um, I like to do mornings,
if that's possible?

Thank you and I will
talk to you later, Michelle.

I don't know if that
was like a joke, or what,

but the people from
PETA just called me.

[Kourtney] Pita Kitchen?

No, PETA, like
the animal organization place.

PETA is interested in having me
come down to their offices.

I'm actually very skeptical.

I don't know if they want to talk to me
about wearing leather or fur.

-What do they want you to do?
-[Khlo�] I have no idea.

[Khlo�] Maybe they want
to hold me hostage

until Kim gives up
her chinchilla coats.

-[Kris] Hey, guys.
-[Kourtney and Khlo�] Hey, Mom.

What's going on?

Kourtney and I were just at Kim's house
and that bitch has a problem.

And maybe she gets it from you.

[Kourtney] She does, who else
do you think she gets it from?

Yeah, that's not normal.

She shops a lot.

[Kris] Okay, she's got a problem.

She's spending too much money.

-The first step...
-Is accepting that you have a problem.

Yeah, you have to admit
that you have a problem.

-She spent 20 grand at a store.
-[Khlo�] 20!

-[Kourtney] In one store.
-20 thousand dollars?

This isn't, like, a joke.

Who do you go for a shopping addiction?
I mean, you don't go to AA.

Kim definitely has a shopping problem,

and I think we all need
to try and fix it immediately.

I'm not sure if there's such a thing
as shopping addiction specialist

but I'm gonna try and find out.

[man] Weintraub and Smith.

[Kourtney] Hi, do you guys
have an interventionists

for people with shopping problems?

[man] We mainly deal
with alcohol and drug abuse,

but, uh, yeah, we have a couple
shopping addiction specialists.

[Kourtney] I would like to set
something up with you if possible.

[man] Alright, great.
And, uh, your last name?

[Kourtney] Kardashian.

[man] Okay. And are you the one
with a shopping addiction?

No, it's actually my sister.

[Khlo�] PETA is having me
come down to their offices.

When I think about PETA,
I think of extremists,

and people throwing red paint
all over people's coats,

and vandalizing property.

So I'm kind of nervous.

-[Khlo�] Hi, is Michelle here?
-Hi, Khlo�.

-I'm Michelle, very nice to meet you.
-Oh, hi! Nice to meet you.

-Welcome to the...
-[Khlo�] Thank you for having me.

Absolutely, thank you for being here.
Well, yeah, come on in.

-[dog whines]
-[Michelle] Well, so we're huge fans...

-Thank you.
-...of yours, in particular.

Um, so we're stoked that you're here.

I read somewhere

that you wanted to be a veterinarian
when you were younger.

-I did.
-I thought, "This girl

must, like, be really compassionate."

Oh, I used to wanna,
like, buy an RV...

-[Michelle laughs]
-...and go around the streets

-and, like, pick up lost animals.
-[Michelle] Oh, that's sweet.

I wanna ask you a question.

We have a campaign called
the "I'd Rather Go Naked

-Than Wear Fur" campaign.
-[Khlo�] Right.

Might you consider starring

in one of these "I'd Rather
Go Naked Than Wear Fur"?

"I'd Rather Go Naked
Than Wear Fur" campaign

is this huge PETA campaign

that so many amazing
celebrities have done.

Christy Turlington,

Eva Mendes,

Pam Anderson.

I really don't know
if have the right look for this.

I'm just not that supermodel type of girl,
I don't have that skinny body.

I just think I wanna think about it,
like for the night.

Well, if you don't mind,
while I have you here...

-[Khlo�] Mm-hmm.
-...which is great, um,

I was hoping to sit down with you
and show you a couple of videos about...

-Sure.
-...animals and their experience.

And I have to warn you that some
of the footage is a bit graphic but, um...

-It's okay.
-If you're sympathetic to animals...

-I am.
-[Michelle] And you seem interested.

Michelle is showing me the fur video

and it is so sick, so violent, so vulgar.

They just don't even give a [bleep],

and they beat them and skin them
and fry them and burn them.

[indistinct chatter on video]

Oh, my God, I get it, okay.

[Michelle] Do you want me to stop?

[Khlo�] I get it. I'll like
throw away all my fur.

Is that what they do to bunnies, too?

They do that as well,
but they also break their necks first.

Um...

-That's disgusting.
-Another common practice is

anal and genital electrocution.

Whoa!

After seeing these videos,
I don't ever wanna wear fur again.

I just don't think it's right.

Certain things hit certain people,

and this one really
struck hard with me.

Your influence alone
will save countless animals.

[Khlo�] I'd be stupid to not do it so...

-I... I'm gonna do it.
-[Michelle] Really?

-[Khlo�] Yes!
-We would be honored.

I've always kind of chosen to not go...

the nude route, but this is so classic
and for such a good cause.

Anything for a good cause
that I believe in, I will do.

[Kourtney] I mean, sure Kim will be
pissed and feel like attacked, but sorry,

we've already tried to talk to her
on our own and you obviously don't listen.

I mean, those... Did you see
the amounts of boxes she had?

-That's just not a normal scenario.
-[doorbell rings]

-[Kourtney] Is that the guy?
-Someone's at the door.

-[Kourtney] Hello. How are you?
-Hi, I'm Evan.

-Kourtney.
-Hey, Kourtney. Nice to meet you.

-Nice to meet... Thanks for coming.
-Absolutely.

-Kris.
-[Evan] Hey, Kris, I'm Evan Jarschauer.

-Hi, I'm Bruce.
-[Evan] Hey, I'm Evan.

If we were really
to put this together and then

actually confront Kim,

but in a very loving,
compassionate and truthful way,

we would be able to then
share with her our concerns...

-[Kourtney] Yeah.
-And if she's having a hard time...

Look, the last thing that
this family wants to see

is, at the end of the day,
this person, who you all love,

-sitting there with nothing. That would...
-[Kris] Exactly.

-That would drive you bananas.
-[Kris] Yeah.

I think this intervention tonight
is so necessary.

Kim just needs an awakening.

She needs somebody else
that's an outsider

to tell her, "Honey, you've got
to put down the credit card."

[Khlo�] Hi, Kimmy!

[Kim] Hey, guys.

-I love you.
-Hey, Klo.

-I love you very much.
-What's wrong with you?

This is my friend Evan.

-Hey, how you're doing? Nice to meet you.
-Hi! How are you?

-Good, good.
-Go sit, grab something to eat.

I go to my mom's house
and I walk inside and...

they're having a little
family meeting with some guy.

So my name's Evan.

I'm a psychotherapist actually,
an interventionist.

Your family brought me here
because they love you very much

and they're concerned and they want
to share a few thoughts with you.

And if it's okay with you,
can they do that?

-Mm-hmm.
-[Evan] Okay.

Why don't you tell Kim what makes her
such a special person to you?

What's some of the things
you admire about her?

I love your kindness,
you're sweet and a cute girl.

However, you tend
to overspend your money.

You have a shopping problem.

This guy is here

to give me an intervention on shopping.

[Evan] Good. Excellent.

I'm so proud of you
and you work so hard and good for you.

You spent a hell of a lot of money
on a Bentley, you spent more money...

It's like it's gonna last forever.
It doesn't last forever.

You guys are acting
like I'm going broke.

Mwah!

The idea that I need professional help
for a shopping addiction

is so ridiculous, I cannot even...

Where would they
even find someone like this?

Okay, so... So great.

It's wonderful you've agreed
to accept the help and that's exciting.

And you've also agreed that
you would trust Kourtney to go ahead

and have your credit cards
to make sure

everything's working
and everything's cool.

And once again, your family
is doing this because they love you

and they just wanna see
the best for you, and that's all.

This was the biggest waste of time.

Not only for me,
but everyone that put this together.

My mom, Khlo�, Kourtney,
everyone wasting their time

to talk to me about
this "addiction" that I have.

We could've spent
the afternoon shopping.

Seriously, that was really funny,
but give me back my credit cards.

-No! Kim!
-I don't have a problem.

[Khlo� speaks foreign language]

-[Khlo�] Now! Sit!
-[Kim] Like, that was amusing.

[Kourtney yells]

What, you gave her back
her credit cards?

-[Kourtney] No, I didn't.
-What a freak.

That was amusing.

-If you really don't have a problem...
-I do not have a problem.

...then let's go to a sale
and see how long it takes

before you start buying up
the whole shop.

I dare us to all go there
and watch Kim not spend a dime.

We want her to see what she's doing
and what she's doing to herself,

even when she's not conscious of it.

So what better way to prove that point

than to take her to the department store
where it's irresistible.

-I'll be there.
-[Kris] I'll drive.

-I'll be there.
-[Kris] Good.

[***]

Ladies...

A day of torture.

My mom and I have challenged Kim
to come with us and watch us shop,

and she's not allowed to buy one thing.

These are really cute.

So sorry.

Do you like this?

Do you like this?

Do you like this?

Maybe I'll get this.

[Kim] I think that they're just being
really insensitive at this point.

They're kind of taunting me,
showing me

all these things that they're getting
and I'm just plain bored.

The challenge is complete,
I haven't shopped.

You guys are shopping, that's fine,
but I've been here for a few hours now

with you shopping, I've had enough.
I'm gonna go. Bye, guys.

[Kourtney] Bye, drama!

Kim is definitely an addict.

I mean, you're getting mad
and defensive at us over shopping?

[Kris] We gotta keep an eye on her.

[Kourtney] Mom,
we are not keeping an eye on her.

-[Kris] You know what she does do, right?
-[Kourtney] No, she's definitely...

She totally put stuff
in the dressing room in her size.

[Kris] Okay, Kim can't get
out of the store fast enough.

There's a chance that
Kim's back at the store shopping

and my gut says
we should go check on her.

There's like a chance
that she's there.

So cool of them.

[Kourtney] Ooh, busted. Busted.

I am an adult. I can do whatever I want.

-That's what an alcoholic would say.
-[Kourtney] Yeah.

-When they're confronted with a problem.
-[Kourtney] Shopping addict.

She's got to know that she has a problem.

I mean, there's no way she can't know.

She has to sneak back in
and buy something?

You guys are crazy. Crazy.

-We're crazy?
-[Kim scoffs]

[***]

[Malika] You should not be stressed.

Like, I don't know if, like,
people wanna see me, like, naked,

on like a billboard. Like...

-I'm known as like...
-I love seeing you naked all the time.

What are you talking about?
If I love it, someone else will.

But apparently everyone in the world
thinks that I'm like a transvestite

and a [bleep] large
and in charge woman.

I really don't want to do a nude shoot.

But I know how important
the PETA cause is.

It's so much more important
than my personal insecurities.

Only your family has
a dog named Gabbana.

-[Khlo�] Come on. Ooh, it's muddy.
-[Malika] Come on, Gabbana!

[Malika screams]

The bitch almost took my fingers off.

[Kim] You know,
I've really been thinking about it.

I feel really guilty for,
for going back and shopping

when I promised my family I wouldn't.

This was my one challenge
and I should've stuck with it.

I'm almost 30 years old,

and I shouldn't have blown up
on my family like that.

I shouldn't have gone
behind their back.

[***]

-[Khlo�] So, Bruce...
-[Bruce] You're doing this PETA thing?

I saw like how they make the fur coats,

so I really don't wanna
wear furs anymore.

That's why I wanna do the campaign,

Go nak... "I'd Rather
Go Naked Than Wear Fur."

Another nude shot. Yeah, yeah,
I'm really excited about this one.

I've seen some of the other ads
that PETA has done.

You know, this I'd Rather Go Nude
Than Wear Fur, or whatever it is,

and they were about as tastefully done
as you could possibly do a nude shot.

I'll get shot for bringing this up,

but don't you think you'd lose...
lose a few pounds?

What?

Don't you think
you should lose a few pounds?

I don't think she should lose anything,
she's perfect the way she is.

No, I'm just saying.
Do you think so?

I have a rock hard body,
I'm just a bigger individual.

No, you are bigger individual,
but you could...

-[Khlo�] But... It's...
-...lose a few pounds.

I mean, it's not major.

Khlo�, don't walk away. That's wh...

-I'm done.
-[Bruce] You're avoiding it.

That's why you're
running around wearing black.

[Khlo�] I was wearing black
because I was depressed!

[door slams]

Somebody needs to buy me
a new label maker.

You have one, it's right there.

Okay, well I need a back up.

This isn't mother-daughter
bonding mood.

-[Kris] You're really cranky today.
-[Kourtney] No, I'm not.

-Oh, look what the wind blew in.
-[Kourtney] Oh!

I just wanted to say I...
I feel really bad for walking out.

What?

But I think you guys are taking it
a little bit too far.

I'm not an addict. I definitely have
a compulsive shopping problem, but...

That's all, we're trying to help you
save for a rainy day

and learn how to invest some money

in something other than
the color of the blouse.

I didn't wanna have to sneak
behind anyone's back to do anything

or feel guilty,
and I was feeling

like I was doing something
that I shouldn't have been doing.

Like, I was... I was feeling guilty.

I... I think that this time,
I just wanna promise myself

that I'm not gonna go crazy in a store.

Every store I go into,
I don't have to buy everything so...

[Kim] I've had time to reflect on
what my family is trying to say to me

and it probably wouldn't be such
a bad idea if I put myself on a budget.

I just don't like lying to you guys
and I'm really sorry.

I felt really bad and I love you guys.

-[Kourtney] Aw!
-[Kris] We love you too, Kimmy.

[Kourtney] Bobbsey twin, biatch!

[Kris] We love you.

[Kim] Anyone wanna go shopping?

[***]

Today is the day of my PETA shoot.

This is my best friend Malika.
This is Michelle.

-Hi, her friend Malika.
-Hi, Michelle.

[Khlo�] The look of my shoot
is kind of like cave womanish.

I'm a little nervous, I wish my body
was like in a little better shape.

It's awkward, I'm posing in front of,
like, millions of people naked.

Hi, Klo.

You look skinny Minnie
with your little booty.

-[Khlo�] Stop it.
-[Kim] No.

-[Kim] Stop what?
-[Khlo�] Those faces you're making.

I'm just looking.
I'm not doing anything.

[Kim] Look at that flat tummy.

Kim, stop being like this.
You're not being serious.

-I know when you're serious.
-Yes, I am. Bible.

It is. How come
I can say it, but she can't?

'Cause how she says it.

-I know how she means it.
-I go, "Look at that flat tummy."

-What do you mean? Like...
-"Look at the little booty."

Like, you're...

[Kim] No, I'm saying you've...
you've, like, lost some weight

and you look great.

Khlo� is so nervous for this shoot.

Khlo� has to not be
so insecure with me.

And I'm just there to support her.

[Troy] Khlo�, you're gonna
stand right here.

-[Khlo�] Okay.
-And that's your beauty light.

And you can just, like, be like...

Okay?

[Troy] You all set?

-[Kim] Yes.
-[Troy] Okay, come on.

-[Kim] Look sexy.
-[Troy] Drop the robe.

I don't think I want to do it anymore.

Very funny. Drop the robe.

-No, I really don't think I'm comfortable.
-[Troy] Come on, Khlo�. Come on.

-[Khlo�] No, now that I'm here...
-Here you go. Everyone's here.

You're ready,
you look gorgeous, you're beautiful.

[Kim] You chose Troy,
who you're really comfortable with.

No, I'm like a fat [bleep].
I don't want to be like nude on camera

and, like, everyone be like,

"Ha-ha, Kim's Kardashian's
fat funny sister." No.

No. I don't feel
comfortable doing this.

-Khlo�.
-[Troy] Khlo�!

[***]

Klo, what's wrong?

No, I'm just... It's like
a lot of pressure, it's a lot right now.

[Kim] Yeah, but you've thought
about this for like weeks.

I knew this day was coming.
Like, yesterday we spoke about it.

Like everyone said,
"Are you nervous?"

It's like, "Wait!"

-Stop! Like, it's real.
-[Kim] Yeah, it's like, "Drop the robe."

I know how nerve wracking it is.

Trust me, I did
the same thing in Playboy.

Taking off your clothes
in front of dozens of people...

-That's why I'm so grateful you're here.
-...judging you and staring...

You just have to like
take a deep breath...

-[Khlo�] Whoosah!
-...and just like...

Inside be like...

[exhales sharply]

-[Kim] Calling the inner you.
-[Malika] Yes, Kim.

I've been through this, I did Playboy.

I know exactly how it's like having
to pose in front of all these people,

and you're naked. So, I totally get it
and I'm just there to support her.

You are representing the animals.

Just think you... Like, imagine
that you just got skinned

and all your clothes was your fur
and your skin and they skinned you alive.

Like, that's what happens to them.

-Kim...
-Take that robe off and go out there.

-Just show them...
-That's the weirdest thing I ever heard.

Thanks for that pep talk.

-[Troy] How do you feel?
-Fine.

Take it off?

Take it off!

[Kim] [sing-song] Let's take it off!

-[Kim whoops]
-[Troy] Gorgeous.

Just go...

Push out like...

Oh, my God. Khlo� looks amazing.

-[woman] Perfection. It's heaven.
-[Malika] Your body is banging, baby.

[Troy] Actually, yeah. Right there.

Beautiful.

Get that confidence.

There. Look right in my lens.

* It's more than a wish *

[Troy] Really connect with the lens.

* So blow me a kiss *

* And send me out the door *

[Khlo�] I'm really, really happy
that I decided to do this campaign,

even though my body's
not like Eva Mendes'

or this other beautiful people.

I have to be comfortable in my own skin,
I cannot always want something else.

It's just... I'm never gonna have it.

I need to learn to love myself

and I feel like through
this shoot I really did.

And I do think I'm beautiful anyway.

[Troy] I want to see a touch of
the breast underneath the arm.

* A girl who has tried *

[Troy] You okay? Eyes on me.

[Troy] Don't lose
that energy in the face.

So thank you guys all
for being here today.

I'm Michelle from PETA,
we're so excited to be here

with the support like Kardashian family

to release our latest I'd Rather
Go Naked Than Wear Fur campaign

with Khlo� Kardashian.

* Sometimes I bend *

[whooping]

Oh, my God!

-It's amazing.
-It's so... Khlo�, you look beautiful.

* Watch me fly *

[Khlo�] By doing the shoot,
it definitely made me just feel beautiful.

And I'm gonna have these shots forever.

And it really helped me
be comfortable in my own skin.

And in turn, I really hope
this helps animals keep their skin.

It took a lot for me to do the ad.

I'm not a typical stick skinny girl.

As you can see,
I got a booty, I got boobies, I got...

You know, I have it.

So people need to know

that you have to embrace
your curves and embrace everything

and love who you are,
and that's what this is about.

I'd rather go naked in any way
that I am than wear fur.

* Watch me fly *

[Khlo�] Next on
Keeping Up With the Kardashians...

Seems like you haven't had
a colonoscopy yet.

I've been avoiding it.

[Kim] I'm really excited to start
rehearsing for the Pussycat Dolls.

[woman] Why are you squinting?

[Kim] I need eye surgery.

-[woman] Give it up for Kim Kardashian!
-[cheering]

If I fall, it is gonna be humiliating.