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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,975 --> 00:00:12,178 Hey, I'm Kim, and I'm here with Rob, Kourtney, and Khlo�, 2 00:00:12,245 --> 00:00:13,880 and we're bringing you Junk in the Trunk. 3 00:00:13,947 --> 00:00:17,250 We have so many fun, outrageous clips that you've never seen before. 4 00:00:17,617 --> 00:00:20,920 [singing] Junk in the Trunk 'Cause Kim has junk in the trunk! 5 00:00:21,221 --> 00:00:22,889 -[gasping, laughing] Kourtney... -[Khlo�] Let me see... 6 00:00:22,956 --> 00:00:24,858 What... She can't even get... 7 00:00:25,258 --> 00:00:27,794 [Kris] Oh, my God, it's crack city. 8 00:00:29,062 --> 00:00:29,929 [Kim] No. 9 00:00:31,798 --> 00:00:33,700 Anyway, we have a ton of surprises, 10 00:00:33,767 --> 00:00:35,668 and we're gonna give you a sneak peek. 11 00:00:35,735 --> 00:00:36,770 [all cheering] 12 00:00:38,505 --> 00:00:41,307 Shut up right now and let me say my five minutes of [bleep]. 13 00:00:41,374 --> 00:00:42,876 Oh, my God! 14 00:00:42,942 --> 00:00:44,411 [shrieking] 15 00:00:45,211 --> 00:00:47,580 I wanna get just, like, a stripper or something funny. 16 00:00:47,647 --> 00:00:49,883 Oh, no, no, no! No! No! 17 00:00:50,116 --> 00:00:52,085 I am in need, obviously! 18 00:00:52,419 --> 00:00:53,453 Mwah! Mwah! 19 00:00:53,520 --> 00:00:55,588 -Who needs some help? -[both] Oh! 20 00:00:57,257 --> 00:00:58,525 Seriously, shut the [bleep] up. 21 00:00:58,591 --> 00:01:00,560 -[cutlery rattling] -I don't think so! 22 00:01:00,627 --> 00:01:04,597 Don't go anywhere. You don't wanna miss our junk in our trunk. 23 00:01:04,664 --> 00:01:05,765 -[Rob] Is that... -"In the trunk." 24 00:01:05,832 --> 00:01:06,699 [both] Junk in the trunk! 25 00:01:06,766 --> 00:01:08,201 [singing] Junk in the trunk! 26 00:01:12,939 --> 00:01:14,474 -Holla. -We're back. 27 00:01:14,841 --> 00:01:17,277 So, I'm sure you guys have picked up on how our family 28 00:01:17,343 --> 00:01:19,145 -kind of disagrees... -No. 29 00:01:19,446 --> 00:01:21,147 -We know how to fight. -[Kourtney squeals] 30 00:01:21,214 --> 00:01:22,282 [laughing] Oh, my God. 31 00:01:22,348 --> 00:01:23,616 Remember Puerto Vallarta, 32 00:01:23,683 --> 00:01:25,051 and Rob was throwing that bitch fit 33 00:01:25,118 --> 00:01:26,453 because he couldn't get a car at 16? 34 00:01:26,519 --> 00:01:27,987 Oh, you little bitch. 35 00:01:30,723 --> 00:01:31,624 -Mom. -[Khlo�] I hope so. 36 00:01:31,691 --> 00:01:32,559 What? 37 00:01:32,625 --> 00:01:35,095 [Rob] Like, I was thinking, I wanna get a Maybach. 38 00:01:35,161 --> 00:01:37,664 [Kourtney] No way. He just got his car. 39 00:01:37,730 --> 00:01:40,467 -[all talking indistinctly] -You said you wanted a navy Range Rover. 40 00:01:40,533 --> 00:01:43,103 -So we get you a navy Range Rover. -[Rob] You did. You did. 41 00:01:43,169 --> 00:01:46,606 Rob, you seem like the biggest idiot and the biggest brat ever. 42 00:01:46,673 --> 00:01:48,308 I'm not gonna listen to you guys yell at me... 43 00:01:48,374 --> 00:01:50,310 -[Khlo�] No, because you're an idiot. -And when you say I'm spoiled, 44 00:01:50,376 --> 00:01:52,112 -when you guys... -Stop. You are spoiled. 45 00:01:52,178 --> 00:01:53,413 [Kourtney] Spoiled! 46 00:01:53,480 --> 00:01:56,649 No. Shut up right now and let me say my five minutes of [bleep]. 47 00:01:56,716 --> 00:01:57,617 -[Khlo�] OK, five minutes. -[Kourtney] Five seconds. 48 00:01:57,684 --> 00:02:00,220 You got a car when you were 16, you got a car when you were 16, 49 00:02:00,286 --> 00:02:01,788 and you got a car when you were 16. 50 00:02:01,855 --> 00:02:04,824 -I didn't get any car until I was 20. -[Kris] Boo-hoo. 51 00:02:04,891 --> 00:02:06,493 And I was two years into college. 52 00:02:06,559 --> 00:02:08,361 I got into a really good school, 53 00:02:08,428 --> 00:02:11,464 I graduated from school with a really good GPA, 54 00:02:11,531 --> 00:02:13,399 you guys didn't do any of that [bleep], 55 00:02:13,466 --> 00:02:14,834 -and I did. -[girls] What? 56 00:02:14,901 --> 00:02:16,636 [Kim] You're saying because I worked in Dad's office 57 00:02:16,703 --> 00:02:18,104 -that Dad paid for my car? -Yes. 58 00:02:18,171 --> 00:02:19,572 [Kim] I worked. You don't even have a job. 59 00:02:19,639 --> 00:02:21,808 All you did was sit at a computer and go on Myspace. 60 00:02:21,875 --> 00:02:23,776 -Whatever. -Myspace wasn't even back then. 61 00:02:23,843 --> 00:02:25,578 -Rob, you are so... You, like... -[all shouting] 62 00:02:25,645 --> 00:02:27,714 [Kim] You're being such a brat. Just because I worked for Dad... 63 00:02:27,780 --> 00:02:29,983 -You don't give anyone credit. -I worked there for seven years, Rob. 64 00:02:30,049 --> 00:02:32,085 -I got up every day... -[Scott] Gonna need some drinks here. 65 00:02:32,152 --> 00:02:33,686 -[all shouting] -[Rob] And I would've done... 66 00:02:33,753 --> 00:02:35,688 And if I was you, I would've done the same exact thing. 67 00:02:35,755 --> 00:02:38,558 -[Kim] Where are you going? -[Kris] Oh, you're gonna walk away, Rob? 68 00:02:38,625 --> 00:02:40,260 -[Kourtney] Are you done with us? -[Khlo�] Let him walk away. 69 00:02:40,326 --> 00:02:42,662 Who the hell cares? Are you joking? 70 00:02:43,129 --> 00:02:44,764 -[Kourtney] OK. -[Khlo�] Yeah, Rob. 71 00:02:44,831 --> 00:02:46,466 Big winner in that fight. 72 00:02:46,533 --> 00:02:48,935 Rob! Remember when you slapped Adrienne in her face? 73 00:02:49,002 --> 00:02:50,670 How disrespectful was that one? 74 00:02:50,737 --> 00:02:51,804 Rob! 75 00:02:52,238 --> 00:02:53,106 Rob! 76 00:02:53,173 --> 00:02:56,409 Robert, that is disgusting that you would ever do that. 77 00:02:56,476 --> 00:02:58,011 We were just pranking Mom. 78 00:02:58,111 --> 00:02:59,012 I was in on it. 79 00:02:59,078 --> 00:03:00,046 Ugh. 80 00:03:00,313 --> 00:03:02,015 [speaking quietly] You have to slap me hard, Rob. 81 00:03:02,081 --> 00:03:04,017 I know you do not hit women, 82 00:03:04,083 --> 00:03:05,818 but just think about me like if I was... 83 00:03:05,885 --> 00:03:07,954 I'll say you called off the wedding. We were supposed to get married 84 00:03:08,021 --> 00:03:10,223 and then you call off the wedding, you stupid bitch? 85 00:03:10,290 --> 00:03:11,157 Bap! 86 00:03:11,858 --> 00:03:14,160 -[Rob] Mom. -Yo, I'm so... I'm like just gonna leave. 87 00:03:14,227 --> 00:03:15,295 I'm so sorry, Kris. 88 00:03:15,695 --> 00:03:16,796 -[Kris] What? -[Adrienne] I'm gonna 89 00:03:16,863 --> 00:03:18,231 -talk to you guys later. -What? 90 00:03:18,298 --> 00:03:20,333 -[Rob] No, come back here, Adrienne. -[Kris] Adrienne... 91 00:03:20,400 --> 00:03:22,969 You called off the [bleep] wedding in India? 92 00:03:23,036 --> 00:03:24,637 -It's not that serious. -No. 93 00:03:24,904 --> 00:03:26,973 -[Adrienne] Rob! Stop! -[Khlo�] Why are you grabbing her? 94 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:28,441 -[Rob] Cause she called off the wedding. -Don't grab her. 95 00:03:28,508 --> 00:03:29,409 Rob! 96 00:03:29,475 --> 00:03:30,343 [gasps] 97 00:03:30,410 --> 00:03:31,444 [Adrienne] Rob! 98 00:03:31,511 --> 00:03:32,579 -[Khlo�] Why are you doing this? -Robert! 99 00:03:32,645 --> 00:03:33,646 [Khlo�] You don't hit girls! 100 00:03:33,713 --> 00:03:34,914 [Rob] Mom, she called off the wedding. 101 00:03:34,981 --> 00:03:36,983 What is your [bleep]? What is wrong with you? 102 00:03:37,050 --> 00:03:38,785 -She called off the wedding. -[Khlo�] Mom, he just slapped her. 103 00:03:38,851 --> 00:03:41,754 Adrienne! Oh, my God, I can't believe he just did that! 104 00:03:41,821 --> 00:03:43,623 Just stay out there. 105 00:03:43,690 --> 00:03:46,993 Rob, why would you do that to her? Now she's hysterical. 106 00:03:47,060 --> 00:03:49,796 I can't even believe she's standing in front of you right now. 107 00:03:49,862 --> 00:03:50,897 -Adrienne... -[Khlo�] Where is she going? 108 00:03:50,964 --> 00:03:52,966 She doesn't have a license! She can't drive! 109 00:03:53,032 --> 00:03:54,334 I'll take her someplace. 110 00:03:54,400 --> 00:03:56,569 -We're just kidding, Mom. -No, you're not kidding! 111 00:03:56,636 --> 00:03:58,471 -We're just kidding. -[Khlo�] This is a joke. 112 00:03:58,538 --> 00:04:01,507 We were just trying to see how, if you really love her or not. 113 00:04:02,408 --> 00:04:05,378 I hate all of you! Oh, my God! 114 00:04:05,445 --> 00:04:07,814 -[Adrienne laughing] Sorry. -Oh, honey. 115 00:04:07,880 --> 00:04:10,783 -You know, Rob, I swear... -I'd never do that. 116 00:04:10,850 --> 00:04:12,819 -That was good. -[Kris] You're nuts. You're all nuts! 117 00:04:12,885 --> 00:04:14,320 Good job, guys. It's a wrap. 118 00:04:14,387 --> 00:04:16,589 [girls whooping] 119 00:04:16,990 --> 00:04:17,991 [laughing] 120 00:04:18,057 --> 00:04:19,659 That is traumatizing. 121 00:04:19,726 --> 00:04:20,860 Definitely wouldn't have gotten me, though. 122 00:04:20,927 --> 00:04:22,996 Nothing surprises me these days. 123 00:04:23,363 --> 00:04:26,032 -[Khlo�] Nothing surprises you? -Nothing. 124 00:04:26,099 --> 00:04:28,167 -Nothing surprises you? -Don't get that look on your face. 125 00:04:28,234 --> 00:04:30,703 -Nothing surprises you? -Khlo�! Khlo�! [shrieking] 126 00:04:30,770 --> 00:04:32,572 [laughing] I'm gonna rip your hair off! 127 00:04:33,172 --> 00:04:37,076 Khlo�... Just because you're 10 times my size... 128 00:04:37,810 --> 00:04:39,512 Don't take it out on me. 129 00:04:39,946 --> 00:04:41,981 [both giggling] 130 00:04:42,515 --> 00:04:43,383 Khlo�! 131 00:04:43,516 --> 00:04:45,184 -We're going out! -Wait, don't! Khlo�! 132 00:04:45,752 --> 00:04:47,020 -[grunts] -Don't start. 133 00:04:47,086 --> 00:04:48,454 [both grunting] 134 00:04:50,256 --> 00:04:52,425 [Bruce laughing] Wait a second. 135 00:04:52,492 --> 00:04:53,359 [laughing] 136 00:04:54,560 --> 00:04:55,962 [shrieking] 137 00:04:56,229 --> 00:04:57,597 -[screaming] -This is sexual. 138 00:04:57,664 --> 00:04:58,931 [Khlo�] Ha ha ha! 139 00:04:58,998 --> 00:05:01,267 [laughing] I'm getting a rug burn. 140 00:05:02,435 --> 00:05:03,503 Ow! 141 00:05:04,103 --> 00:05:05,505 [laughing] I can't breathe! 142 00:05:05,571 --> 00:05:06,839 Just tell me you love me. 143 00:05:07,173 --> 00:05:09,242 -[laughing] I'm gonna... -Tell me you love me. 144 00:05:09,309 --> 00:05:10,209 I'm gonna die. 145 00:05:12,712 --> 00:05:13,579 [Kourtney] Oh, my... 146 00:05:15,014 --> 00:05:17,150 -You guys, you're so annoying. -[Kourtney shrieking] 147 00:05:17,216 --> 00:05:18,184 -Can you stop? -[Kourtney] Oh, my God! 148 00:05:18,251 --> 00:05:19,886 -[Rob] Watch out, it's glass. -[Kim] Seriously, stop. 149 00:05:19,952 --> 00:05:21,387 At least we're not boring. 150 00:05:21,454 --> 00:05:23,823 -I'm not boring. -[both] OK. 151 00:05:24,157 --> 00:05:26,125 [gentle music playing] 152 00:05:28,561 --> 00:05:29,429 [yawning] 153 00:05:32,932 --> 00:05:34,267 [yawning] 154 00:05:36,035 --> 00:05:37,236 [yawning] 155 00:05:39,138 --> 00:05:40,840 [yawning] 156 00:05:42,308 --> 00:05:44,577 [yawning] 157 00:05:44,644 --> 00:05:45,645 [Kim grunting] 158 00:05:46,279 --> 00:05:47,413 [Khlo�] Come on. 159 00:05:48,548 --> 00:05:49,482 [sighs] 160 00:05:49,882 --> 00:05:51,784 That is so not how I am. 161 00:05:51,851 --> 00:05:54,420 OK, we all just saw the tape that proves it. 162 00:05:54,487 --> 00:05:56,356 Why aren't you acting like your normal self? 163 00:05:57,256 --> 00:05:59,759 You need to surgically remove that stick up your ass, buddy. 164 00:05:59,826 --> 00:06:01,561 [Kris] Hey, dolls. 165 00:06:01,961 --> 00:06:03,529 -What are you doing? -Speaking about 166 00:06:03,596 --> 00:06:05,765 -a stick up the ass... -[Bruce] Are you abusing your brother? 167 00:06:06,699 --> 00:06:08,801 Khlo�. That's so inappropriate. Khlo�. 168 00:06:08,868 --> 00:06:10,570 Khlo�'s always inappropriate, 169 00:06:10,636 --> 00:06:13,373 just like the anniversary gift she got you guys. 170 00:06:13,439 --> 00:06:15,141 -Always inappropriate. -[Bruce] Oh, that was totally... 171 00:06:15,208 --> 00:06:17,009 [Khlo�] That wasn't inappropriate at all. 172 00:06:17,076 --> 00:06:18,678 I was so humiliated. 173 00:06:19,479 --> 00:06:21,214 -[Khlo�] Kourt! -What's up? 174 00:06:21,481 --> 00:06:22,915 I'm getting... For Mom and Bruce, 175 00:06:22,982 --> 00:06:24,884 -but more for Mom, I would hope. -[Kourtney] Ooh! 176 00:06:25,351 --> 00:06:28,054 I wanna get... Just, like, a stripper or something funny. 177 00:06:28,121 --> 00:06:30,490 But I can't decide. I'm kind of looking at a couple. 178 00:06:30,556 --> 00:06:32,725 Wait, that's kind of like an Olympian pose. 179 00:06:32,792 --> 00:06:35,294 [Khlo�] I mean, he has a body like Bruce used to have. 180 00:06:35,361 --> 00:06:36,496 -[laughing] -[Kourtney] Nuh-uh. 181 00:06:36,662 --> 00:06:38,297 -It's a possibility. -Look at his cute eyes. 182 00:06:38,664 --> 00:06:40,299 [Khlo�] He does have cool eyes, really blue eyes, 183 00:06:40,366 --> 00:06:42,702 to match the blue hat covering his nuts. 184 00:06:42,769 --> 00:06:43,669 [Kourtney] He's the winner. 185 00:06:43,736 --> 00:06:45,405 Mr. Rock Hard Bod. 186 00:06:45,738 --> 00:06:46,839 You are our winner. 187 00:06:48,508 --> 00:06:49,409 -Thank you. -Thank you. 188 00:06:54,113 --> 00:06:55,047 Yay! 189 00:06:56,082 --> 00:06:56,949 [Kris] Thanks, guys. 190 00:06:57,850 --> 00:06:59,385 [Khlo�] Hello, my turn. 191 00:06:59,452 --> 00:07:01,521 I would just like to say, 192 00:07:01,587 --> 00:07:03,189 this is my present. 193 00:07:04,056 --> 00:07:05,291 To Mom and Bruce. 194 00:07:05,358 --> 00:07:06,459 -Hello. -Hello. 195 00:07:06,592 --> 00:07:08,561 [Khlo�] I wanna show you what he does for me 196 00:07:08,628 --> 00:07:10,430 on a nightly occurrence. 197 00:07:12,064 --> 00:07:14,033 -Oh, I... -[Khlo�] Yeah! 198 00:07:14,100 --> 00:07:15,101 [crowd cheering] 199 00:07:15,168 --> 00:07:16,536 Oh, honey! 200 00:07:18,137 --> 00:07:19,572 Wait a minute. [laughing] 201 00:07:20,506 --> 00:07:22,442 Oh, my God. Randy! 202 00:07:22,608 --> 00:07:24,911 -[Rob laughing] Oh, my God. -[laughing] Why do I... No! 203 00:07:25,144 --> 00:07:26,813 Ew! Ew. 204 00:07:26,879 --> 00:07:29,148 -[woman shrieking] -[Kris] Ew! No. 205 00:07:32,018 --> 00:07:33,085 Oh, my. 206 00:07:33,152 --> 00:07:35,555 -[Bruce] Come on, honey. -[Kris] No, no, no, no. 207 00:07:36,889 --> 00:07:38,424 [crowd shouting] 208 00:07:38,691 --> 00:07:40,860 No, no, no, no! No! No! 209 00:07:42,328 --> 00:07:44,030 [crowd whooping] 210 00:07:45,131 --> 00:07:47,633 No, no, no, no! 211 00:07:49,068 --> 00:07:50,903 Who was that stripper? Like, who was that? 212 00:07:51,003 --> 00:07:53,272 Well, it wasn't the picture I got. He looked different. 213 00:07:53,339 --> 00:07:54,807 That was insane. 214 00:07:54,874 --> 00:07:57,710 Like, is it like Myspace where you pretend you're someone else? 215 00:07:57,777 --> 00:08:00,046 There should be a stripper company. That's so embarrassing. 216 00:08:00,112 --> 00:08:01,948 -[Khlo�] I thought he was really cute. -[Robin] So where'd you find him? 217 00:08:02,148 --> 00:08:04,951 He's right there, just in case you wanna know. 218 00:08:05,017 --> 00:08:06,652 He's still here. He's trapped back there. 219 00:08:16,696 --> 00:08:17,730 -[record scratching] -[hip-hop music playing] 220 00:08:18,598 --> 00:08:19,465 [car horn honking] 221 00:08:19,532 --> 00:08:21,834 -Who's here? -[Khlo�] Oh, my God, there's five cars. 222 00:08:26,839 --> 00:08:28,474 -[Khlo�] Kim, who is that? -[Kris] Oh, Kim... 223 00:08:28,541 --> 00:08:30,843 -Who are these people? -[Khlo�] No idea. 224 00:08:30,910 --> 00:08:33,713 [Kris] They're all really nice cars. Are they Bentleys? 225 00:08:35,581 --> 00:08:37,850 Hey, how's it going? 226 00:08:38,017 --> 00:08:40,119 -[man] What's up, my name is Realist. -Hi, Realist. 227 00:08:40,353 --> 00:08:42,555 I stay up the street and I heard my homegirl Kim stays here 228 00:08:42,622 --> 00:08:43,956 and if it is, I'm just trying to come 229 00:08:44,290 --> 00:08:46,826 and kick it and let us know I'm her neighbor. 230 00:08:47,126 --> 00:08:49,395 Oh... Well, welcome to the hood. 231 00:08:49,462 --> 00:08:51,430 -[all chuckling] -[Kris] Come on in! 232 00:08:51,764 --> 00:08:53,399 I have some milk and cookies. 233 00:08:53,466 --> 00:08:55,701 -[man] Cookies! -[all talking indistinctly] 234 00:08:55,768 --> 00:08:57,870 [Bruce] Real cookies, they're not funny cookies. 235 00:08:57,937 --> 00:08:58,905 You boys like milk and cookies? 236 00:08:58,971 --> 00:08:59,839 Would you like some? 237 00:09:00,439 --> 00:09:01,774 Turnt! [bleep] 238 00:09:02,008 --> 00:09:04,710 Oh, my God, you guys, I've got new dishes. 239 00:09:04,777 --> 00:09:06,145 Aren't they cute? 240 00:09:06,212 --> 00:09:07,880 I have some potato chips and dip. 241 00:09:07,947 --> 00:09:09,382 [man] June Cleaver! 242 00:09:09,448 --> 00:09:11,350 [Kris] Grab that if you want and put it on the table. 243 00:09:11,417 --> 00:09:12,818 Thanks for the help, Khlo�! 244 00:09:12,919 --> 00:09:14,854 [man 2] What's up with the mean faces, lady? 245 00:09:14,921 --> 00:09:16,789 [Kris] I know. She's a little bit of a hater. 246 00:09:17,156 --> 00:09:19,692 So what is it that you guys exactly do? 247 00:09:19,959 --> 00:09:21,060 [man] Make music. 248 00:09:21,494 --> 00:09:22,728 -[Kris] What kind of music? -[man 3] Rap. 249 00:09:22,795 --> 00:09:23,829 Rap. Hip-hop. 250 00:09:23,896 --> 00:09:25,798 [Khlo�] Do you guys have any that we could put on in the house? 251 00:09:25,865 --> 00:09:27,533 -[Kris] Could I rap? -Yeah. 252 00:09:28,334 --> 00:09:29,435 [hip-hop music playing on stereo] 253 00:09:34,440 --> 00:09:36,509 -Oh! Oh! -[all cheering] 254 00:09:39,445 --> 00:09:41,213 Everybody got them thangs on. 255 00:09:41,981 --> 00:09:43,816 This ain't no Luther Vandross. 256 00:09:44,984 --> 00:09:47,353 -[Khlo�] Go, Mom! Go, Mom! -That wasn't embarrassing at all. 257 00:09:47,420 --> 00:09:48,588 [Bruce] My wife. DJ... 258 00:09:48,654 --> 00:09:49,655 Mom, you brought milk and cookies. 259 00:09:49,722 --> 00:09:51,791 "Embarrassing" is all I gotta say. 260 00:09:51,857 --> 00:09:53,326 Embarrassant�. 261 00:09:53,392 --> 00:09:56,495 [laughing] Up next is Kris's embarrassing moments. 262 00:09:56,963 --> 00:09:58,297 [laughing] 263 00:09:58,564 --> 00:10:00,499 [Khlo�] Yes, imitate Mom harder. 264 00:10:00,566 --> 00:10:03,202 You guys are picking on me all the time. 265 00:10:03,269 --> 00:10:04,136 It's wrong. 266 00:10:06,606 --> 00:10:09,475 The most annoying children I've ever met in... 267 00:10:09,542 --> 00:10:10,409 [rattling louder] 268 00:10:10,476 --> 00:10:12,278 [shouting] In my entire life! Cut it out! 269 00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:15,214 -[Kris] Did somebody take my underwear? -[Kourtney] I did. 270 00:10:15,481 --> 00:10:17,717 I put them on, cause mine, um... 271 00:10:17,783 --> 00:10:19,218 I peed on accident. 272 00:10:19,585 --> 00:10:20,786 I'm just feeling this. Like... 273 00:10:20,853 --> 00:10:22,755 [rapping] My back is aching My belt's too tight 274 00:10:22,822 --> 00:10:24,690 My hips are shaking From the left to the right 275 00:10:24,757 --> 00:10:25,691 -To the left... -[Khlo�] Mom. 276 00:10:25,758 --> 00:10:26,759 -To the right -Mom. 277 00:10:27,627 --> 00:10:29,228 [Kourtney] Oh, my God. Literally... 278 00:10:29,295 --> 00:10:31,564 -[Kim] I'm humiliated. -I need to run out. 279 00:10:31,631 --> 00:10:32,732 Like, I'm humiliated. 280 00:10:33,132 --> 00:10:36,569 You're basically a [bleep] psycho and you're full of mood swings. 281 00:10:36,636 --> 00:10:38,504 All right, we got the hormone patches over here. 282 00:10:38,571 --> 00:10:41,641 Don't touch it! Cause you have to put it on a fatty part of your body. 283 00:10:41,707 --> 00:10:42,575 Anywhere! 284 00:10:42,842 --> 00:10:43,709 Ow! 285 00:10:43,776 --> 00:10:45,344 These need to be right here. 286 00:10:46,078 --> 00:10:47,380 Thank you. Bye. 287 00:10:48,314 --> 00:10:49,448 [Khlo� mocking] Thank you. 288 00:10:52,051 --> 00:10:53,552 I don't do that right, either? 289 00:10:53,619 --> 00:10:55,287 You're shaking like a Chihuahua. 290 00:10:55,354 --> 00:10:57,023 -You're talking like this... -[Bruce] Like Dolce. 291 00:10:57,089 --> 00:10:58,190 -No. -Yeah. 292 00:10:58,257 --> 00:10:59,125 -No! -Yeah! 293 00:10:59,692 --> 00:11:01,160 Kylie! Join us! 294 00:11:01,594 --> 00:11:03,596 [singing high note] 295 00:11:05,464 --> 00:11:06,599 -No! -[Kylie and Khlo�] Yeah! 296 00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:07,600 -No! -[Kylie and Khlo�] Yeah! 297 00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:09,101 [high pitched singing continues] 298 00:11:10,936 --> 00:11:12,805 I don't think so! 299 00:11:12,872 --> 00:11:14,807 You know what, you guys? When you gang up on me like this, 300 00:11:15,007 --> 00:11:16,108 Khlo� is not your mother. 301 00:11:16,175 --> 00:11:17,109 Khlo� is my mother. 302 00:11:21,947 --> 00:11:24,817 Mom. What is all over your face? 303 00:11:24,884 --> 00:11:28,354 If you continue to beat somebody down all the time 304 00:11:28,421 --> 00:11:30,723 and tell them all the things that are wrong with them, 305 00:11:31,057 --> 00:11:32,591 they're never gonna feel good about themselves. 306 00:11:32,658 --> 00:11:34,460 Why do you think I drink? 307 00:11:34,560 --> 00:11:36,262 You're so right. 308 00:11:36,429 --> 00:11:39,632 Aww, you poor little thing. 309 00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:40,633 Thank you, honey. 310 00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:41,834 You girls are picking on her all the time. 311 00:11:41,934 --> 00:11:43,135 -[girls protesting] -It's not fair. 312 00:11:43,202 --> 00:11:44,070 Don't be mean. 313 00:11:44,136 --> 00:11:45,471 You really need to calm down and relax. 314 00:11:45,538 --> 00:11:47,473 Calm down? I'm not calm downing and relaxing. 315 00:11:47,540 --> 00:11:49,141 I'm the authority in this family. 316 00:11:49,408 --> 00:11:50,242 -[Kris] You are? -Yeah. 317 00:11:50,309 --> 00:11:51,277 OK, Bruce. 318 00:11:51,343 --> 00:11:52,311 -Shocking. -Shocking! 319 00:11:52,378 --> 00:11:53,546 -Isn't it shocking? -Shocking! 320 00:11:53,913 --> 00:11:55,915 -I'm gonna feed Bella. -[Bruce] Well, not right now. 321 00:11:55,981 --> 00:11:57,383 -I have to. -Not right now. No, Kendall. 322 00:11:57,516 --> 00:11:59,085 You sit down and eat. 323 00:11:59,652 --> 00:12:02,121 -[Kendall] I have to. -No. When you are done eating, 324 00:12:02,688 --> 00:12:03,856 then you can feed the dog. 325 00:12:03,923 --> 00:12:05,357 Kendall, don't open it up. I... 326 00:12:06,759 --> 00:12:08,327 -It's her dinner time. -[Bruce] Sit down. 327 00:12:09,428 --> 00:12:10,930 Kendall, I'm not fooling around. 328 00:12:11,063 --> 00:12:13,432 Don't you dare run away from me. So help me, I will give you a spanking. 329 00:12:13,566 --> 00:12:15,134 Sit down there. Kendall! 330 00:12:15,201 --> 00:12:16,335 -[Kendall] I need to... -Sit down! 331 00:12:16,402 --> 00:12:17,803 [Bruce] Khlo�, come on, we're working out. 332 00:12:17,870 --> 00:12:19,472 Just... Go. Go. 333 00:12:19,538 --> 00:12:21,240 Leave. 334 00:12:21,307 --> 00:12:23,175 Get the stick out of your ass, dude. 335 00:12:23,242 --> 00:12:25,644 You're her mother. Tell her no. 336 00:12:26,011 --> 00:12:28,881 [Kris] I just don't want him to get upset one more time. 337 00:12:28,948 --> 00:12:31,917 -Cranky old man. -How about a little control around here? 338 00:12:32,384 --> 00:12:33,519 Hey, Scrooge. 339 00:12:33,819 --> 00:12:34,954 [Bruce] Get off that car. 340 00:12:35,020 --> 00:12:36,255 -Get off that car. -[car engine starting] 341 00:12:36,322 --> 00:12:37,189 Get off that car. 342 00:12:37,256 --> 00:12:38,190 [Khlo�] Run! 343 00:12:39,792 --> 00:12:43,362 Those girls totally remind me of us when we were little. 344 00:12:43,429 --> 00:12:44,396 -They do. -[Bruce] Now wait a second. 345 00:12:44,463 --> 00:12:46,465 Those are two of the most well-behaved, 346 00:12:46,532 --> 00:12:48,634 -well-disciplined and well-parented... -[all] OK. 347 00:12:48,701 --> 00:12:50,402 [Bruce] ...kids I've ever seen in my life. 348 00:12:50,469 --> 00:12:51,904 Delusional. 349 00:12:51,971 --> 00:12:54,173 -They're gonna be perfect children. -You have no idea. 350 00:12:54,240 --> 00:12:56,175 Wanna see what happens when you're not there? 351 00:12:56,642 --> 00:12:58,043 [phone ringing] 352 00:12:59,979 --> 00:13:01,680 You know what, you're picking the wrong number, 353 00:13:01,747 --> 00:13:03,883 -so take a chill pill. -[giggling] 354 00:13:05,551 --> 00:13:06,418 Stop. 355 00:13:06,752 --> 00:13:07,620 [Khlo�] And relax... 356 00:13:08,254 --> 00:13:09,722 You guys, stop it. 357 00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:11,323 She hit me first! 358 00:13:11,390 --> 00:13:13,259 [inhales deeply] Mom! 359 00:13:13,559 --> 00:13:15,561 -[Brody] Oh! [groaning] -[giggling] 360 00:13:16,362 --> 00:13:17,296 [car engine starting] 361 00:13:17,663 --> 00:13:18,631 Woo! 362 00:13:18,697 --> 00:13:20,399 -I don't think that's a good... -[car horn honks] 363 00:13:20,466 --> 00:13:22,268 We're gonna have two cocktails on the rocks. 364 00:13:22,334 --> 00:13:23,836 Make 'em strong, Derek. 365 00:13:23,903 --> 00:13:24,770 [giggling] 366 00:13:24,837 --> 00:13:26,105 Two cocktails, coming up. 367 00:13:26,172 --> 00:13:28,340 Look at my little sisters. Look at them. 368 00:13:28,407 --> 00:13:29,875 [snorts] They're insane. 369 00:13:32,044 --> 00:13:33,279 Oh, God, Kendall! 370 00:13:33,345 --> 00:13:34,513 Stop! Ow! 371 00:13:34,780 --> 00:13:36,382 Ow! [laughing] 372 00:13:36,749 --> 00:13:37,850 Ow! 373 00:13:38,017 --> 00:13:39,418 -Yo! -Stop. 374 00:13:39,485 --> 00:13:40,886 Stop! Don't pee on me! 375 00:13:41,520 --> 00:13:42,388 Ow. 376 00:13:42,855 --> 00:13:43,722 Stop! 377 00:13:43,889 --> 00:13:45,024 -Pusher. -[groans] 378 00:13:45,257 --> 00:13:46,125 -You. -Stop! 379 00:13:46,559 --> 00:13:47,760 -Chill, OK? -Ow. 380 00:13:48,928 --> 00:13:49,795 That scares me. 381 00:13:49,862 --> 00:13:52,131 -[Kris] That freaked me out. -It should, bitch. 382 00:13:52,198 --> 00:13:53,432 You know, the one thing that bothers me the most 383 00:13:53,499 --> 00:13:54,800 is the language. 384 00:13:54,867 --> 00:13:55,734 -Oh, God. -OK? 385 00:13:55,801 --> 00:13:57,603 -[all talking] -It's so disappointing. Especially you. 386 00:13:57,670 --> 00:13:58,771 You! 387 00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:01,640 Oh, [bleep] you, you [bleep]. 388 00:14:01,707 --> 00:14:04,977 [bleep] you, [bleep] you and [bleep] you! 389 00:14:05,110 --> 00:14:05,978 [bleep] 390 00:14:06,045 --> 00:14:07,580 -[chuckling] -[Bruce] That was so bad. 391 00:14:07,646 --> 00:14:11,016 -You [bleep], I can't believe [bleep]... -[all chuckling] 392 00:14:11,083 --> 00:14:12,685 ...that came of your mouth. Did you hear me? 393 00:14:13,352 --> 00:14:15,621 -Yeah! -I got bleeped! Yay! 394 00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:17,690 [all cheering] 395 00:14:17,756 --> 00:14:19,225 [Bruce] I apologize to everybody. 396 00:14:19,291 --> 00:14:21,427 That's my mission, is to clean your mouth up. 397 00:14:21,493 --> 00:14:23,429 If you think that's disgusting, 398 00:14:23,495 --> 00:14:27,132 you have no idea what I had to experience with this girl. 399 00:14:27,199 --> 00:14:30,436 The disgusting scent coming out of her body. 400 00:14:30,502 --> 00:14:32,338 -You guys were there. -[all chuckling] 401 00:14:32,404 --> 00:14:33,806 -I gave birth to her. -[Bruce] Stop! 402 00:14:34,473 --> 00:14:35,474 Be respectful. 403 00:14:35,541 --> 00:14:37,776 [Khlo�] Oh, my God, does my hair really smell? 404 00:14:38,110 --> 00:14:40,779 -[sniffing] Oh, my God. -Does it smell bad? 405 00:14:41,113 --> 00:14:42,815 Oh, my God! 406 00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:45,517 Oh, my God, it smells like B.O. 407 00:14:45,684 --> 00:14:48,621 Khlo� tells me that she's been using this horse shampoo 408 00:14:48,687 --> 00:14:51,624 that she thinks will make her hair really thick and great, 409 00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:55,094 and I think it just makes it smell disgusting. 410 00:14:55,494 --> 00:14:58,097 You guys really need to wash my hair. I'm not joking. 411 00:14:58,163 --> 00:14:59,598 [Kourtney] No, I'm not washing your hair. 412 00:14:59,665 --> 00:15:02,635 -You just took a shower... -Please! I'm in need, obviously. 413 00:15:05,337 --> 00:15:07,640 -[grunting] -[all laughing] 414 00:15:11,410 --> 00:15:13,612 -[laughs] -Are you joking? 415 00:15:14,680 --> 00:15:15,681 Wait, that's good? 416 00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:17,650 [laughing] Hallelujah. 417 00:15:17,716 --> 00:15:19,718 You never know what to expect from Khlo�. 418 00:15:19,785 --> 00:15:22,254 She's definitely the free spirit of the family. 419 00:15:22,321 --> 00:15:24,089 [in high-pitched warble] You. 420 00:15:24,156 --> 00:15:26,959 -[Kourtney] You have the greatest voice. -[warbling] I heart you. 421 00:15:27,626 --> 00:15:29,862 OK, you... Khlo�... 422 00:15:30,062 --> 00:15:31,497 Maybe you shouldn't even come in the morning. 423 00:15:31,864 --> 00:15:32,731 Ooh! 424 00:15:33,098 --> 00:15:34,667 [Khlo� in grunting voice] I need a pap smear. 425 00:15:34,733 --> 00:15:37,670 Look, Kimmy. It's my vagina. 426 00:15:39,138 --> 00:15:41,507 Seriously, shut the [bleep] up and let me tell you my story. 427 00:15:41,573 --> 00:15:42,608 Don't be a [bleep]. 428 00:15:42,675 --> 00:15:44,209 [Khlo�] Oh, [bleep] a duck. 429 00:15:44,276 --> 00:15:47,513 I'm not OK. I need a [bleep] Xanax, I need something. 430 00:15:47,579 --> 00:15:48,881 This is [bleep]. 431 00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:50,749 You psychotic freak. 432 00:15:51,850 --> 00:15:52,718 Get the [bleep] out. 433 00:15:52,851 --> 00:15:54,486 -Let's go. -Hi! 434 00:15:54,553 --> 00:15:56,555 Oh, mwah, mwah! 435 00:15:56,689 --> 00:15:59,024 -Mwah! Mwah! -OK. Khlo�. 436 00:15:59,358 --> 00:16:01,226 -Khlo�, we gotta go. -[laughing] 437 00:16:06,565 --> 00:16:08,767 -Hi. -[man] Hello. How are you? 438 00:16:09,168 --> 00:16:10,502 -What's your name? -Shorty. 439 00:16:10,569 --> 00:16:11,870 Shorty, I'm Khlo�. 440 00:16:11,937 --> 00:16:13,639 [Khlo�] Shorty needs a shower, 441 00:16:13,706 --> 00:16:16,442 and my mom told me to do whatever I needed to to help him. 442 00:16:16,508 --> 00:16:17,643 So I'm gonna use her shower. 443 00:16:18,010 --> 00:16:19,211 I wonder how he's doing. 444 00:16:19,645 --> 00:16:21,380 -Oh, we know. -We know how Shorty's doing. 445 00:16:21,447 --> 00:16:23,749 -[Kris] Oh, how's Shorty? -That's our little surprise for you guys. 446 00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:25,551 You get to see how he's doing. 447 00:16:25,617 --> 00:16:26,585 -No way. -Wow. 448 00:16:26,652 --> 00:16:27,820 Oh, good. I hope he's doing well. 449 00:16:30,356 --> 00:16:32,491 Excuse me! Have you seen this man? 450 00:16:32,558 --> 00:16:34,727 [Khlo�] We heard Shorty lives around Hollywood and Highland. 451 00:16:34,793 --> 00:16:36,829 We don't know which way he is right now, though. 452 00:16:36,895 --> 00:16:38,330 Have you seen Shorty? 453 00:16:38,397 --> 00:16:39,398 -Shorty? -Shorty. 454 00:16:39,465 --> 00:16:41,600 -Shorty? -[gasps] Shorty! 455 00:16:42,167 --> 00:16:43,335 [Kourtney] Oh, my gosh! 456 00:16:43,769 --> 00:16:45,738 We've been looking for you everywhere. 457 00:16:45,804 --> 00:16:48,407 -Wait, you look like you've lost weight. -Hi, Shorty. 458 00:16:48,474 --> 00:16:50,309 I'm always a hard man to find. 459 00:16:50,376 --> 00:16:51,977 -Is that how you like it? -Look, Shorty, look! 460 00:16:52,044 --> 00:16:53,012 We've been looking for you. 461 00:16:53,078 --> 00:16:54,713 Are you gonna show us around? 462 00:16:55,280 --> 00:16:56,682 Look how cool that is in there. 463 00:16:57,316 --> 00:16:59,385 -[Shorty] This is the girls. -[girls] Hi. 464 00:16:59,451 --> 00:17:00,586 They're out there looking for me. 465 00:17:04,356 --> 00:17:05,591 [Khlo�] It's gonna be amazing. 466 00:17:05,758 --> 00:17:06,625 [camera shutter clicks] 467 00:17:08,727 --> 00:17:09,995 When does it go? 468 00:17:12,264 --> 00:17:13,932 [Kim] To Shorty. 469 00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:17,002 You better keep my picture. 470 00:17:17,469 --> 00:17:18,971 Bye, Shorty. 471 00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:21,173 -Hugs! -"Hug" ain't the word. 472 00:17:21,440 --> 00:17:23,409 But you know. You just gave in. 473 00:17:27,646 --> 00:17:29,314 [singing] Shorty is a 10... 474 00:17:29,381 --> 00:17:30,983 Shorty. I'm glad to see he's doing OK. 475 00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:33,852 Wait. What you guys couldn't see is the best part 476 00:17:33,919 --> 00:17:36,555 -of the entire Shorty excursion. [laughs] -What? 477 00:17:36,622 --> 00:17:39,992 Kourtney falling on Hollywood and Highland. 478 00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:41,827 -[Bruce] No way. -[Kim] So funny. 479 00:17:43,128 --> 00:17:44,129 -Who knows. -I feel like this is so... 480 00:17:44,196 --> 00:17:45,564 -[screams] -[Khlo�] Oh, my God! 481 00:17:45,964 --> 00:17:47,099 [Khlo� laughs] Are you OK? 482 00:17:47,533 --> 00:17:48,934 -[Kourtney laughing] -Are you OK? 483 00:17:49,134 --> 00:17:50,836 [Shorty] Now don't you hurt yourself. 484 00:17:51,136 --> 00:17:52,237 [tape rewinding] 485 00:17:52,304 --> 00:17:53,505 -I feel like this is so... -[screams] 486 00:17:56,308 --> 00:17:58,477 [slowed-down audio playing] 487 00:18:02,614 --> 00:18:04,083 [laughs] Way to go, Kourtney. 488 00:18:04,149 --> 00:18:06,485 Oh, thanks, I worked hard on that. 489 00:18:06,552 --> 00:18:08,253 Oh, it was very good. 490 00:18:08,320 --> 00:18:10,322 -Embarrassing. -And it was like, a year ago. 491 00:18:10,389 --> 00:18:12,558 You should not be talking. All you and Scott do 492 00:18:12,624 --> 00:18:14,026 is make out all day long. 493 00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:15,360 -Khlo�! -Jealous. 494 00:18:15,427 --> 00:18:18,430 -I'm jealous cause I'm not humping Scott? -Jealous. 495 00:18:18,697 --> 00:18:19,998 [romantic music playing] 496 00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:30,042 [Khlo�] Kourtney and Scott, stop making out! 497 00:18:30,442 --> 00:18:31,910 Come to me, my jungle friend. 498 00:18:32,177 --> 00:18:34,279 -Oh, my God. -[laughing] Oh, my God. 499 00:18:34,480 --> 00:18:35,881 I'm gonna barf. 500 00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:37,950 [Scott] We wanted to know if we had your blessing 501 00:18:38,317 --> 00:18:40,152 on waiting about the pre-marital sex. 502 00:18:40,219 --> 00:18:41,386 Not pregnant. 503 00:18:42,187 --> 00:18:44,389 Let's go home and keep practicing not getting pregnant. 504 00:18:44,456 --> 00:18:45,858 -You're not a slore. -Duh. 505 00:18:45,924 --> 00:18:47,526 [Scott] Let's go and pretend you are for a little bit, though. 506 00:18:47,593 --> 00:18:48,560 -[laughing] -Come on. 507 00:18:49,027 --> 00:18:50,462 Yeah. What happened to you last night? 508 00:18:50,529 --> 00:18:51,597 We had a little... 509 00:18:52,698 --> 00:18:54,766 night in the Jacuzzi. 510 00:18:54,833 --> 00:18:56,001 [Khlo�] Ew! 511 00:18:56,068 --> 00:18:59,404 Now none of us can go in that Jacuzzi for the rest of the trip. 512 00:18:59,471 --> 00:19:01,840 I'm happy making it and breaking it. Ya heard? 513 00:19:01,907 --> 00:19:02,808 Oh, my God. 514 00:19:02,875 --> 00:19:04,810 I love you so much. 515 00:19:05,477 --> 00:19:06,411 [chuckles] 516 00:19:06,478 --> 00:19:08,313 [in funny voice] Who the hell... Oh, you're touching me real nice. 517 00:19:08,680 --> 00:19:11,517 'Bout to take you away to the bedroom... Why am I talking like that? 518 00:19:11,583 --> 00:19:13,352 -Khlo, gotta run, love ya. -Oh, my God! 519 00:19:13,418 --> 00:19:14,686 [Scott] You're gonna get it now. 520 00:19:14,753 --> 00:19:17,356 I have no one to talk to anymore. 521 00:19:18,023 --> 00:19:19,925 -You guys need to get a room. -You do. 522 00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:21,426 -[Rob] Yeah. -OK, "get a room"? 523 00:19:21,493 --> 00:19:24,396 Let's talk about you getting costumed, shall we? 524 00:19:24,463 --> 00:19:25,464 Oh, you are the queen of dressing up. 525 00:19:25,531 --> 00:19:27,466 I love it! It's dress-up. 526 00:19:32,938 --> 00:19:35,107 [Kim] Oh, my gosh. It's like Halloween every day in here. 527 00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:37,209 -[clerk] It is. .-We're shopping for... 528 00:19:37,276 --> 00:19:40,612 Kim's boyfriend is injured, so she wants a nurse's outfit. 529 00:19:40,679 --> 00:19:42,080 -[laughing] -Oh, that will make him feel better. 530 00:19:42,614 --> 00:19:45,584 Khlo�, Reggie is gonna die. I'm gonna take such good care of him. 531 00:19:45,951 --> 00:19:47,953 Who needs some help? 532 00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:49,254 -[Khlo�] Reggie. -Doctor, doctor. 533 00:19:49,354 --> 00:19:52,457 [Khlo�] You need stripper shoes when you look like a stripper. 534 00:19:52,524 --> 00:19:53,926 -[Kim] Really? -[both] Yes! 535 00:19:54,226 --> 00:19:55,561 [Kourtney] You look so cute. 536 00:19:55,694 --> 00:19:56,562 Oh! [laughing] 537 00:19:56,628 --> 00:19:59,831 [laughing] I went to school with nuns. I'll whip you with this whip. 538 00:19:59,898 --> 00:20:01,800 I'm gonna be Major Trouble. 539 00:20:01,867 --> 00:20:04,036 -[Khlo�] That is amazing. -[laughing] 540 00:20:04,102 --> 00:20:05,070 [camera shutter clicking] 541 00:20:05,137 --> 00:20:06,438 That's really hot, Kim. 542 00:20:15,113 --> 00:20:17,716 So, did the Bush like the outfits? 543 00:20:17,783 --> 00:20:19,518 That's private between us. 544 00:20:19,585 --> 00:20:21,119 -Oh, shut up! -[all] Aww! 545 00:20:21,186 --> 00:20:22,654 [Kim] Khlo�, what do you think? 546 00:20:22,721 --> 00:20:24,389 -Sure. -Did the Bush like the tush or not? 547 00:20:24,456 --> 00:20:26,291 The Bush loves the tush. 548 00:20:26,358 --> 00:20:27,492 [all chuckle] 549 00:20:27,726 --> 00:20:28,927 -Khlo�. -What? 550 00:20:28,994 --> 00:20:31,563 -I have a big surprise for you. -What? 551 00:20:31,630 --> 00:20:34,233 -I've got it hidden away. -What is it? 552 00:20:34,299 --> 00:20:36,235 The guy that you made out with 553 00:20:36,301 --> 00:20:38,070 -in acting class... -Yeah? 554 00:20:38,437 --> 00:20:39,304 Action. 555 00:20:39,371 --> 00:20:41,340 Where were you? You were supposed to call. 556 00:20:41,406 --> 00:20:42,307 I waited. 557 00:20:42,374 --> 00:20:44,176 This is not a cop show. I don't need to answer this. 558 00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:46,845 [coach] Get in there. Come on, Khlo�, get in there! 559 00:20:47,446 --> 00:20:49,081 You never hugged me, babe. 560 00:20:51,383 --> 00:20:52,451 Oh, my God. 561 00:20:53,885 --> 00:20:54,853 [howling] 562 00:20:54,953 --> 00:20:56,355 [cheering and applause continues] 563 00:20:59,558 --> 00:21:01,260 So? That was just acting. 564 00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:04,529 He's a huge porn star. 565 00:21:05,063 --> 00:21:08,467 [Bruce] Oh! No way! 566 00:21:08,533 --> 00:21:09,434 [Kris and Rob laughing] 567 00:21:10,502 --> 00:21:13,605 -So, Khlo�, your little porn star friend... -[Khlo�] No, he's not. 568 00:21:13,672 --> 00:21:15,607 [Kourtney] Has been in over 180 movies... 569 00:21:15,674 --> 00:21:19,011 -[Khlo� scoffs] -And I took the pleasure of writing down 570 00:21:19,077 --> 00:21:21,113 -some of the titles. -I don't want to hear this. It's sick. 571 00:21:21,179 --> 00:21:23,148 -"Anal Intruder"... -Oh, my God. 572 00:21:23,215 --> 00:21:25,417 -"Taste Her Ass." -OK, bye. 573 00:21:25,484 --> 00:21:26,685 "Juicy G-Spots"... 574 00:21:26,752 --> 00:21:28,086 [Bruce] Yeah, we don't need to listen to this. Let's go. 575 00:21:28,153 --> 00:21:29,721 -"Chicks and Salsa." -[Khlo�] I'm outta here. 576 00:21:29,788 --> 00:21:30,656 Sorry, doll. 577 00:21:30,989 --> 00:21:31,990 [screams] 578 00:21:32,057 --> 00:21:33,292 [laughing] 579 00:21:37,829 --> 00:21:38,864 -[screams] -We love you! 580 00:21:39,564 --> 00:21:42,868 [Kim] Bye, everyone. Thanks for joining us on... 581 00:21:42,934 --> 00:21:43,902 [Khlo�] Junk in your trunk. 582 00:21:44,036 --> 00:21:45,037 [Khlo� whooping] 43122

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