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[Khlo�] Previously on
Keeping Up with the Kardashians...
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Hey, babe.
About to pick up my Bentley.
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[Khlo� mimicking] Bentley.
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How much longer though?
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-'Cause we have to be at...
-[Scott] Fifteen minutes?
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-Ten minutes?
-Ten more minutes.
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It taken forever to get my car.
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[Khlo�] He agreed to do something,
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so he shouldn't be throwing it
in your face.
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If you say you're going to do something,
then do it!
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The guy yells at Khlo�,
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and Kim doesn't defend her.
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Stop and go get in the car,
and stop being rude and a brat.
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It's not funny.
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I will never look at you the same.
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You're trying to ruin my moment for me!
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-People control her.
-She doesn't defend us...
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Don't be [bleep] rude!
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I'll hurt you.
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-Don't do that.
-[Kourtney] Stop!
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On, my God!
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It's bad enough that
the girls are fighting.
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But now I think Bruceis going through a mid-life crisis.
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A family vacation may be just the ticket.
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[Bruce] Let's go to Breckenridge.
I love it.
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I don't feel like being with them.
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I don't feel like laughing,skiing and snowboarding with them.
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I think we need time apart.
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Rock on!
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[Khlo�] Why did you get a Hummer?
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A Hummer?
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-The kids go in the other car.
-Its embarrassing!
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Why did you get a Hummer?
That's like, so strange.
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Kimmy, you go with them, honey.
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I want you to go make up
with your sisters in the car.
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-I don't want to go.
-You have two hours,
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-OK?
-Two hours, exactly.
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-Come on, let's go.
-I don't want to go.
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Kim and I just have
a lot of tension between us.
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None of us have ever really apologized
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for the whole Bentley situation,
us fighting and arguing.
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This is for the cool people.
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So, I'm pushing her buttons.
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People that can't afford Bentleys
ride this car.
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Guys, I can't take this, let's go.
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My parents make us all ride together,
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'cause they think we're gonna make up.
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But, we're not going to.
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She's going to go in this car,
and you're gonna get along.
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So get in the car!
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[Kris] These girls really needto change their attitudes,
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because this vacation is not starting out
the way that I had imagined.
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[Bruce] All right, I love this car!
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[Kris] Why?
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Don't you think it looks good?
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-I think it looks great!
-Yeah, honey,
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it's just not very you.
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Mr. Conservative, I drive a black truck.
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Driving up to skiing.
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in our Hummer.
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* I got the Hummer blues *
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-[snaps fingers]
-Honey, don't sing like that.
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I can not believe Bruce wanted
to get a Hummer.
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He's definitely...
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[Scott] Who doesn't want a Hummer?
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Uh, what do you mean?
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Like a road Hummer?
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-[Rob] Like a Hub job.
-You're talking about the car?
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[Khlo�] Yeah,
I'm talking about the car, Hummer.
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Oh, I thought you meant,
"A good old hum-dinger."
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[Bruce] All right, we're ready.
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No, no, no, you're right here.
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The wind, you guys... is this necessary?
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Go change. Awful.
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No, that is not cute.
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[man] Yeah, yeah, go on!
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Yeah, I need someone to make me laugh.
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Where's Kim?
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[Khlo�] Kim is always late.
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I'm here.
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[Kourtney] Get out of our way!
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[Kim] Stop! Jealous?
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-[Bruce] Stop!
-[Kris] That's enough.
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[man 1] All right, you guys.
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-[man 2] That's it! We're done.
-[man 3] Money.
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Oh!
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The cabin is amazing.
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I love it!
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It is right out of a picture book.
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Bunk beds, oh, my God.
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Kim can sleep in here, the worst room.
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Kim, your bunk bed is downstairs.
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Where am I sleeping?
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Mom, I don't know what to do
because there's only one queen bed.
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But I'm not sleeping with Kim!
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This might be difficult for
you guys, but...
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you guys work it out.
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Everyone is just giving me
the cold shoulder.
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I want to talk to someonewho wants to talk to me.
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Kimberly, what's on line
that you have to really get on line?
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iChat.
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iChat?
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-Who are you gonna...
-[Bruce] Who do you need to iChat with?
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Yeah.
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My boyfriend.
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Jesus.
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Kimberly is driving me nuts!
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She's physically here,
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but mentally she's computerized
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and she's going here...
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It's like she's not even here with us.
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-So we can bond?
-We're here.
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[Kris] So if I go upstairs in my room
and get on my computer,
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will you iChat with me?
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No texting, no nothing.
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No computers.
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Let's just ski and have a good time.
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Kim's kind of hiding in her iChatting.
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So, I'm frustrated!
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Look at the cabin I'm in.
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You know what?
I don't even think we need to ski.
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We could just do it online.
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Just ski online.
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-What?
-Bruce is mad at me. That I...
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The first thing I do
is I come in and I'm iChatting.
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The one thing that makes me happy
is talking to my boyfriend.
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Do you see that I have a new effect?
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Yeah.
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Trying to escape the factthat they're all so mean to me.
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it seems like nobody wants me to be happy.
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Everyone [bleep] have fun!
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Yeah, those fit perfect.
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When you're going snowboarding,
you gotta have the whole
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outfit.
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You gotta get into the snowboard culture.
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[Rob] You could easily be
a snowboard instructor.
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-Honey. Honey.
-[Kris] Yeah?
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Honey.
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Oh, wow, that's crazy.
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His outfit is...
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probably appropriate for a 20-year-old.
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But I feel bad
because he's trying so hard
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to look cool.
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-Is it hot?
-[Rob] You look good.
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-Thank you.
-[Kris] It's a little crazy.
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Snowboarding in heaven, lets go.
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Kris likes me young and hip.
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I think she likes the snowboard outfit.
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[Rob] Does he look like,
a snowboard instructor?
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No.
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[whispers] He's crazy.
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[Kris] Hey, honey!
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Don't break anything!
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Uh-oh.
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Just get on the...
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I can't bend me knee.
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Whoa!
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Whoo!
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[Kim] Even through we're here ona family vacation again
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snowboarding is no different.
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I'm all by myself and my sisters are
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off snowboarding together.
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[both laugh]
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[screams]
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[laughing]
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Fun times. [grunts]
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[Kris] The one thing about Bruce is that
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he's an incredible athlete.
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That no matter what he tries
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He picks up instantly.
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Bruce and the instructors
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fall in love with each other.
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They hit it off.They're going on ski lifts together.
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They're hanging out.
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We're going back to the house.
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Do you want to take a couple of your guys?
Come on back and have a beer?
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I thought, "Why not?
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Invite all the guys over to the house
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have a little pizza, little beer.
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Sounds like a good guy night.
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Hey, honey, what are you doing?
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I'm just putting a little ice on my knee.
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What happened?
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Well, nothing major.
My knee actually is doing pretty good.
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[Kris] You got to take it easy.
You can't be acting like that.
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-Like a kid out on the slopes...
-Honey, my knee is fine.
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This is just preventative stuff, you know?
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What did do to your uh... hair?
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Do you like it slicked back
like this, honey?
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Actually...
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What you think? It's a good look?
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I think you lost your marbles.
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Bruce really seems to be like, on
a different planet for the last few days.
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I don't know what's going on.
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Uh, I invited over some guys
I met on the slops.
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You invited them over here?
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Yeah, for pizza, beer.
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Who are you?
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OK, honey,
we'll get you some pizza and some beer.
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-Hm-hm.
-You know,
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and maybe a little more gel for your hair?
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I appreciate that.
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Love you. You're the best.
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Rock-n-roll, baby!
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[Khlo�] That's a big ass deer.
Is that real?
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[Bruce] It's an Elk.
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[Kris] Do you know what I want to do?
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I want to have a vacation like
we used to have.
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No do-das.
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[Bruce] Look at that, she's reading it.
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-No, your, your...
-[Bruce] She's reading...
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Doing your side kicks and your emails.
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[Kim] I'm allowed
to communicate with people!
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[Bruce] Can't you just go in
the other room and communicate?
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Don't be in here!
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I'm getting really tired of every body.
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all day long,
sitting there going like this
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and nobody talking.
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It's ridiculous!
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I wouldn't talk if I had this or not!
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She walks in the house,
she immediately goes to her computer.
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You don't think that's weird
that she doesn't like enjoy this with us?
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-[Kim] Checking my emails...
-It's a vacation!
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I didn't plan this vacation!
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I would rather not be here, I'm sick.
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-I don't want to be in the cold.
-Then go!
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-I wouldn't have come!
-Then go!
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If it was my option... I'm already here!
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[Kris] It's a little late now, honey.
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So I wouldn't have come.
I didn't want to come with a cold!
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This is ridiculous.
This is going to drive me crazy.
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-I'm exhausted.
-I would really like to have
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this wonderful family vacay.
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-Yeah, OK.
-That I planned.
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[Khlo�] Whoo!
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[Kris] I want Kim present, in the moment,with the family.
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Stop the texting!
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I don't know, I was thinking
maybe you would have like,
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kind of a good time.
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-No, I love it here.
-And take ourselves
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back to back in the day.
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Or we could just take these little things
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and maybe throw them away.
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-Don't do that, Mom!
-[Bruce] Hey!
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Don't do that!
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If you broke it you're getting ... Mom!
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-Oh, I broke it!
-Oh!
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You're... You're so rude!
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I'm furious.
I mean, I literally want to kill her.
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[Kris] Kim, come here, doll, let me see
it. I swear I didn't mean to break it.
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No. Where's your purse?
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You're going to see your
phone go in the toilet.
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[all] Oh!
254
00:09:10,082 --> 00:09:12,485
Do onto others as you would
have others do onto to you.
255
00:09:12,552 --> 00:09:13,819
[Khlo�] Kim's mature!
256
00:09:13,886 --> 00:09:15,555
[all chanting] Kim's mature!
257
00:09:15,621 --> 00:09:17,223
Kim's mature!
258
00:09:19,859 --> 00:09:21,594
All right, let's see if yours works.
259
00:09:23,629 --> 00:09:25,164
It's what she deserves.
260
00:09:25,932 --> 00:09:27,166
[Kris] Oh, my God!
261
00:09:27,633 --> 00:09:29,902
If you don't want it done to yours,
don't do it to mine.
262
00:09:29,969 --> 00:09:31,203
[Bruce] Why don't you just go home?
263
00:09:31,270 --> 00:09:33,472
[Kim] Perfect, I'd love too!
264
00:09:44,951 --> 00:09:46,819
[Kris] Rob, go get your sister, right now.
265
00:09:46,886 --> 00:09:49,455
Bring her down here and tell her
we need to have a little chatty-chat.
266
00:09:49,522 --> 00:09:51,757
The whole family
is definitely bashing on Kim.
267
00:09:51,824 --> 00:09:53,793
And so like, I go in
there and I talk to her.
268
00:09:54,527 --> 00:09:55,394
[Rob] Hey.
269
00:09:55,895 --> 00:09:58,397
They're just all rude. Everyone's rude.
270
00:09:58,531 --> 00:10:00,566
I'm an adult, I can do whatever I want.
271
00:10:00,633 --> 00:10:02,602
It's not like we're kids.
272
00:10:02,668 --> 00:10:04,003
I'm 27 years old.
273
00:10:04,503 --> 00:10:07,106
Kylie, can you please go into Kimmy's room
274
00:10:07,173 --> 00:10:08,474
and tell her how much we love her?
275
00:10:08,674 --> 00:10:10,009
[Khlo�] Just tell her to come here.
276
00:10:10,076 --> 00:10:11,477
Tell her I have a Cartier watch for her.
277
00:10:11,544 --> 00:10:13,212
[Kris] And tell her...
Take her this and say,
278
00:10:13,279 --> 00:10:15,548
"Kimmy I think you might of broken this."
279
00:10:16,449 --> 00:10:18,884
-Did she, did she break it?
-Kinda.
280
00:10:19,318 --> 00:10:20,252
Yeah.
281
00:10:20,353 --> 00:10:21,387
Thanks, Rob.
282
00:10:21,454 --> 00:10:24,256
Oh, no, no, not that one.
It's the long rectangular...
283
00:10:24,323 --> 00:10:25,658
It's the only rectangular one.
284
00:10:25,725 --> 00:10:26,859
This has your name on it.
285
00:10:26,926 --> 00:10:29,862
Khlo� has a Carda...
Cartier watch for you.
286
00:10:30,129 --> 00:10:32,031
So she wants you to come in there.
287
00:10:32,598 --> 00:10:34,600
Kylie, that's not funny.
288
00:10:35,267 --> 00:10:36,435
This is not me.
289
00:10:36,502 --> 00:10:38,070
This is what Khlo� and...
290
00:10:38,337 --> 00:10:40,339
I don't even know what "Cartier" means.
291
00:10:41,440 --> 00:10:42,375
[Kris] What's going on?
292
00:10:42,441 --> 00:10:44,410
Kim feels like everybody
is ganging up on her.
293
00:10:44,477 --> 00:10:45,711
And to be honest
294
00:10:45,778 --> 00:10:47,546
there's so many family members
295
00:10:47,613 --> 00:10:49,315
that you can feel that way really easily.
296
00:10:49,382 --> 00:10:50,616
[Kim] Everyone is just rude!
297
00:10:50,683 --> 00:10:51,684
You're rude!
298
00:10:52,051 --> 00:10:53,052
Everyone's rude.
299
00:10:53,119 --> 00:10:55,121
Everyone just needs to leave me alone.
300
00:10:55,187 --> 00:10:56,522
[Kourtney] For what?
301
00:10:56,589 --> 00:10:58,591
Because the way you all treat me!
It's rude!
302
00:10:58,658 --> 00:11:00,593
I do nothing but nice things for everyone
303
00:11:00,660 --> 00:11:02,428
and if I want to be left alone,
If I want to...
304
00:11:02,495 --> 00:11:03,896
It's not funny! Get out if you're
305
00:11:03,963 --> 00:11:05,865
gonna continue
to laugh and make fun of me!
306
00:11:05,931 --> 00:11:07,266
-I'm tired of it!
-[laughs] We're not.
307
00:11:07,333 --> 00:11:10,736
I start laughing at Kim when she's crying
because I just can't help it.
308
00:11:10,803 --> 00:11:13,639
She has this ugly crying face
that she makes.
309
00:11:13,706 --> 00:11:15,775
You're sitting there laughing!
It's not funny!
310
00:11:15,841 --> 00:11:17,610
-I'm not laughing.
-[Rob] Get... And let us talk.
311
00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:19,645
[Khlo�] Her feelings are hurtand she's upset.
312
00:11:19,712 --> 00:11:21,213
She's really crying.
313
00:11:21,280 --> 00:11:22,181
I feel bad.
314
00:11:29,455 --> 00:11:30,723
[knock on door]
315
00:11:33,993 --> 00:11:35,728
Hey! How are you?
316
00:11:36,395 --> 00:11:37,463
What's going on?
317
00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:38,531
Hey!
318
00:11:38,597 --> 00:11:40,132
-What's up, man?
-Hey!
319
00:11:40,199 --> 00:11:41,267
Come on in, guys.
320
00:11:41,333 --> 00:11:42,535
Thanks, man, this is Lenny.
321
00:11:42,601 --> 00:11:44,003
All this tension in the air.
322
00:11:44,070 --> 00:11:45,304
Estrogen in the air.
323
00:11:45,371 --> 00:11:46,639
Cell phones flying.
324
00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:48,474
It's going to be greatto have the guys come over
325
00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:49,642
and just have a good time.
326
00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:51,711
-All right, well, let's get some pizza.
-Let's do it, Bruce.
327
00:11:51,777 --> 00:11:53,913
We're going to kinda make ourselves
at home if that's all right?
328
00:11:53,979 --> 00:11:55,981
Yeah, my casa is su casa
or something like that.
329
00:11:56,048 --> 00:11:57,483
Mom!
330
00:11:57,550 --> 00:11:59,652
-Come here for a second.
-Yes.
331
00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:01,954
-Hi, honey. What's up?
-Hi.
332
00:12:02,021 --> 00:12:03,355
Uh, who are all of these guys?
333
00:12:03,422 --> 00:12:04,657
I have no idea.
334
00:12:04,824 --> 00:12:07,126
Like that's so not like Bruce to
just invite all these randoms?
335
00:12:07,193 --> 00:12:10,329
Invites randoms over to the house
for beer and pizza. Like, hi!
336
00:12:10,463 --> 00:12:13,466
Bruce is definitely
going through menopause
337
00:12:13,532 --> 00:12:15,301
and it's at the same time
338
00:12:15,367 --> 00:12:16,936
that my mom's going through menopause.
339
00:12:17,002 --> 00:12:18,370
So it's fabulous.
340
00:12:18,437 --> 00:12:21,540
You got, basically, three running events
plus the hurdles.
341
00:12:21,707 --> 00:12:23,776
It takes Bruce a long time
to warm up to somebody.
342
00:12:23,843 --> 00:12:27,313
So when he starts bonding withthe 20-year-old ski instructors,
343
00:12:27,379 --> 00:12:29,148
I'm like, "What's up with you, dude?"
344
00:12:29,215 --> 00:12:30,850
I'm till in the business, guys!
345
00:12:30,916 --> 00:12:32,084
-[all laugh]
-[man] It's perfect!
346
00:12:32,151 --> 00:12:35,287
Mom, if Bruce is having a mid-life crisis,
you need to go help him.
347
00:12:35,354 --> 00:12:36,388
Help him!
348
00:12:36,455 --> 00:12:37,923
-What am I supposed to do?
-This needs to stop.
349
00:12:37,990 --> 00:12:38,958
[Kourtney] Where's Kim?
350
00:12:39,024 --> 00:12:40,092
Not sure.
351
00:12:40,159 --> 00:12:41,694
Kim's being sensitive right now
352
00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:44,396
because there's so many of us
and she's alone.
353
00:12:46,699 --> 00:12:48,300
We just had a huge fight
354
00:12:48,367 --> 00:12:52,138
and the last thing I want to do is
hang out with Bruce and his lame friends.
355
00:12:52,204 --> 00:12:56,909
My whole family seems more interested in
hanging out with them than with me.
356
00:13:02,148 --> 00:13:03,382
I need some space.
357
00:13:13,526 --> 00:13:15,161
[Khlo�] Can we talk?
358
00:13:15,227 --> 00:13:17,329
Don't you think it's so weird
that Kim started crying?
359
00:13:17,663 --> 00:13:20,466
No. She cries a lot.
360
00:13:20,933 --> 00:13:22,701
True. She is very emotional.
361
00:13:22,868 --> 00:13:25,271
I mean, I feel bad.
I don't want her to feel that way.
362
00:13:25,337 --> 00:13:28,641
I feel really bad but whatever,
we won't do that anymore.
363
00:13:28,707 --> 00:13:30,943
Kourtney and I have agreed
364
00:13:31,010 --> 00:13:33,012
that we should just be nice to Kim.
We feel bad.
365
00:13:33,078 --> 00:13:37,016
It has to be a lot for all of us
to be ganging up on her.
366
00:13:37,116 --> 00:13:39,118
And we'll just call it a wash.
Who cares?
367
00:13:43,222 --> 00:13:48,294
Are you guys excited to go dog sledding?
My mom tells us that she booked us
368
00:13:48,360 --> 00:13:49,895
to all go dog sledding.
369
00:13:49,962 --> 00:13:51,363
It's going to be so much fun
370
00:13:51,430 --> 00:13:52,998
and we get to go see the baby dogs too.
371
00:13:53,065 --> 00:13:55,334
Even though dog sledding sounds amazing
372
00:13:55,401 --> 00:13:58,304
I really just can't stand to be aroundmy family right now.
373
00:13:58,470 --> 00:14:01,807
I just feel like I'm not feel good
and I shouldn't risk getting any sicker.
374
00:14:01,874 --> 00:14:04,243
I guess she's just upset still.
375
00:14:04,310 --> 00:14:06,645
It just sucks 'cause she's goingto miss out on this.
376
00:14:06,712 --> 00:14:08,280
-[Kris] We'll miss you.
-[Khlo�] Smell ya later!
377
00:14:08,347 --> 00:14:09,682
Smell ya!
378
00:14:10,082 --> 00:14:11,317
[barks]
379
00:14:19,658 --> 00:14:20,759
[barking]
380
00:14:21,393 --> 00:14:22,394
Whoa!
381
00:14:22,461 --> 00:14:23,896
-[growls]
-[screams]
382
00:14:25,264 --> 00:14:26,899
Kendall, none of them are going
home with us.
383
00:14:30,803 --> 00:14:32,238
[phone rings]
384
00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:33,906
[Kim] Hey.
385
00:14:33,973 --> 00:14:36,775
-What up?
-Everyone's dog sledding right now.
386
00:14:36,842 --> 00:14:38,077
Why didn't you go with them?
387
00:14:38,143 --> 00:14:40,546
I'm just like miserable.
Like lunch was miserable.
388
00:14:40,613 --> 00:14:42,181
Everything is just like not fun.
389
00:14:42,615 --> 00:14:44,383
-Yay!
-[laughs]
390
00:14:45,951 --> 00:14:47,086
[screams]
391
00:14:54,026 --> 00:14:56,195
If I'm going to be miserable here,
I might was well be home
392
00:14:56,262 --> 00:14:57,897
and like be happy and having fun.
393
00:14:57,963 --> 00:14:59,732
[Reggie] Why don't you come home then?
394
00:15:00,799 --> 00:15:02,735
Here we go! Around the corner...
395
00:15:02,801 --> 00:15:04,003
[grunts]
396
00:15:06,639 --> 00:15:08,040
[screams]
397
00:15:08,374 --> 00:15:10,376
Hit the brakes! Hit the brakes!
398
00:15:11,510 --> 00:15:13,545
-[screams]
-[laughs]
399
00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:17,349
[Khlo�] I think Kimis missing out on like,
400
00:15:17,416 --> 00:15:19,752
this great family experience.
401
00:15:20,486 --> 00:15:22,388
[Kris] So much fun, so beautiful,
402
00:15:22,454 --> 00:15:24,256
but the one thing missing is Kim.
403
00:15:24,323 --> 00:15:26,392
[Khlo�] I just know I am goingto remember this forever
404
00:15:26,458 --> 00:15:30,195
and it sucks that Kim
can't share in these memories with us.
405
00:15:30,496 --> 00:15:31,964
[barking]
406
00:15:44,677 --> 00:15:46,445
[Kris] Hey, Mr. GQ.
407
00:15:46,679 --> 00:15:48,547
What made you want to do that
to your hair?
408
00:15:48,614 --> 00:15:49,682
[Bruce] I don't know.
409
00:15:49,815 --> 00:15:51,150
It does make you look younger.
410
00:15:51,216 --> 00:15:52,885
[Kourtney] He kind of looks like Scott.
411
00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:54,286
[Bruce] Do I need to look younger?
412
00:15:54,353 --> 00:15:55,454
Wait, you guys, where's Kim?
413
00:15:56,655 --> 00:15:58,924
Has anyone seen Kim
in the last couple of hours?
414
00:15:58,991 --> 00:16:00,192
[Rob] No, I haven't seen her.
415
00:16:00,259 --> 00:16:02,995
After dog sledding you know,
I mean, I haven't seen her.
416
00:16:03,062 --> 00:16:05,097
-[Bruce] Wow.
-[Kris] Has somebody checked her room?
417
00:16:05,164 --> 00:16:06,732
Khlo�, go check her room
and see if she is in there.
418
00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:08,701
I was there earlier and her door was shut.
419
00:16:09,001 --> 00:16:10,336
I'm looking for Kim,
420
00:16:10,636 --> 00:16:13,439
I noticed her door is shut,
I'm assuming she is taking a nap.
421
00:16:13,539 --> 00:16:14,673
Kim?
422
00:16:16,442 --> 00:16:17,776
Kimmy?
423
00:16:18,644 --> 00:16:19,845
Kim?
424
00:16:20,879 --> 00:16:22,114
Kim?
425
00:16:23,449 --> 00:16:25,384
Where the hell is she?
426
00:16:25,451 --> 00:16:27,653
I'm looking around, her bags are gone
427
00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:28,954
and there's a note on the bed.
428
00:16:29,655 --> 00:16:30,823
Mom!
429
00:16:31,256 --> 00:16:33,258
Oh, my God, Kim wrote a note
and said that she left.
430
00:16:33,325 --> 00:16:34,326
She left?
431
00:16:35,060 --> 00:16:36,395
What do you mean she left?
432
00:16:49,508 --> 00:16:50,909
What do you mean she left?
433
00:16:50,976 --> 00:16:53,312
She said "I am extremely tired
of everyone ganging up on me
434
00:16:53,379 --> 00:16:56,915
and treating me with such disrespect.
I've made the decision to go home.
435
00:16:56,982 --> 00:16:58,550
Thanks for the wonderful family vacay."
436
00:16:58,717 --> 00:17:00,986
I'm really worried, I'm really scared too.
437
00:17:01,220 --> 00:17:02,554
Did I make her leave?
438
00:17:02,621 --> 00:17:05,190
-Call her cell phone right now.
-That's so unsafe,
439
00:17:05,257 --> 00:17:07,593
we've never been here before
to Breckenridge,
440
00:17:07,659 --> 00:17:08,994
how does she know where to go?
441
00:17:09,061 --> 00:17:11,563
I feel really bad that
she would feel this way.
442
00:17:11,630 --> 00:17:13,132
[Rob] You guys should feel bad.
443
00:17:13,198 --> 00:17:14,533
I'm really upset
444
00:17:14,900 --> 00:17:17,202
and I think Kourtney and Khlo�
445
00:17:17,336 --> 00:17:19,938
really realized that this time
they've gone too far.
446
00:17:20,005 --> 00:17:23,242
It been the Bentley argument,
it was here Kourtney and I just...
447
00:17:23,308 --> 00:17:25,778
You know, it was a lot
to feel attacked by two people.
448
00:17:25,844 --> 00:17:27,046
I get it.
449
00:17:27,112 --> 00:17:29,081
-[Rob] It was four people.
-And then it was my Mom and Bruce
450
00:17:29,148 --> 00:17:30,249
yelling at her yesterday.
451
00:17:30,315 --> 00:17:32,618
It really makes us sad and realize that
452
00:17:32,684 --> 00:17:34,553
it's not right what we're doing
453
00:17:34,620 --> 00:17:36,622
and we shouldn't all gang up on Kim
454
00:17:36,688 --> 00:17:38,490
and we're just worried about her
455
00:17:38,557 --> 00:17:39,858
that she is OK.
456
00:17:40,759 --> 00:17:42,528
Hey, Kimmy, it's Khlo�, um,
457
00:17:42,594 --> 00:17:44,296
I just went into your room
and I got your note.
458
00:17:44,363 --> 00:17:45,864
I'm really sorry if like,
459
00:17:45,931 --> 00:17:48,934
Kourtney and I are really feeling bad
about anything we did.
460
00:17:49,001 --> 00:17:51,003
-[Rob] And Mom and Bruce.
-I'll apologize.
461
00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:52,905
Please call me back because
we're really worried,
462
00:17:52,971 --> 00:17:53,939
I just need to make sure you're OK.
463
00:17:54,006 --> 00:17:55,541
She left us?
464
00:18:04,416 --> 00:18:07,886
[Kim] So getting home isn't exactlyas easy as I thought it would be.
465
00:18:08,287 --> 00:18:10,956
I need to go to the bus stationand then wait there.
466
00:18:15,594 --> 00:18:18,397
[voicemail] It's Khlo�, um, I just wentinto your room and I got your note.
467
00:18:18,897 --> 00:18:20,632
And I'm really worried about you,
468
00:18:20,699 --> 00:18:23,635
I'm really sorry if like,Kourtney and I and we're really worried
469
00:18:23,702 --> 00:18:24,870
I just need to make sure you're OK.
470
00:18:24,937 --> 00:18:26,505
We love you.
471
00:18:35,380 --> 00:18:36,715
[line ringing]
472
00:18:40,152 --> 00:18:41,386
Hey, babe,
473
00:18:41,787 --> 00:18:43,455
so I think I'm gonna stay.
474
00:18:43,522 --> 00:18:46,024
As much drama is going on,
475
00:18:46,091 --> 00:18:48,093
it's not going to get any better
if I leave.
476
00:18:48,160 --> 00:18:49,828
It's only going to get worse.
477
00:18:49,895 --> 00:18:52,965
It's like a family ski trip,
and then I am leaving, you know?
478
00:18:53,398 --> 00:18:54,633
It's not cool.
479
00:19:03,809 --> 00:19:05,711
[Kris] Do you guys
want anything else to eat?
480
00:19:06,478 --> 00:19:07,880
Kim!
481
00:19:08,247 --> 00:19:09,648
-Oh, my God!
-Oh, my God!
482
00:19:09,715 --> 00:19:11,283
[Khlo�] Kim, where have you been?
483
00:19:11,350 --> 00:19:12,584
Kimmy!
484
00:19:12,651 --> 00:19:15,087
I felt so bad, I'm so sorry.
485
00:19:15,220 --> 00:19:17,856
I'm so excited to see Kim
when she walks through the door,
486
00:19:17,923 --> 00:19:18,824
what a relief.
487
00:19:18,891 --> 00:19:19,892
I'm glad you're back.
488
00:19:20,526 --> 00:19:23,362
I walked through the door
and I definitely feel the love.
489
00:19:23,428 --> 00:19:25,130
Everyone is so excited to see me.
490
00:19:25,464 --> 00:19:27,199
I think by her leaving
491
00:19:27,266 --> 00:19:28,934
it really made me realize
492
00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:31,236
we should not just pick on each other
for the dumbest things.
493
00:19:31,737 --> 00:19:33,338
I feel really bad,
494
00:19:33,405 --> 00:19:35,307
but I also think it was a really good
learning experience for me.
495
00:19:35,374 --> 00:19:36,675
I don't want to fight with you guys.
496
00:19:36,742 --> 00:19:38,443
We're gonna stop,
Kourtney and I had a talk.
497
00:19:38,510 --> 00:19:40,546
-[Kris] We're glad you're home Kimmy.
-Glad I'm home too.
498
00:19:40,612 --> 00:19:42,014
'Cause it was freezing out there.
499
00:19:49,388 --> 00:19:51,490
[Khlo�] If you don't know how
to give someone the code,
500
00:19:51,557 --> 00:19:52,691
you just hit next.
501
00:19:52,758 --> 00:19:54,993
This fight is finally over,
thank goodness.
502
00:19:55,360 --> 00:19:58,163
Now we can have a great family vacation
503
00:19:58,330 --> 00:19:59,731
just like my mom planned.
504
00:19:59,865 --> 00:20:02,768
She won all these Grammys with this song,
don't know why.
505
00:20:03,735 --> 00:20:06,071
Rhymes with hor-a-mones.
506
00:20:06,138 --> 00:20:07,873
-[Rob] Nora Jones, I knew this one.
-[Khlo� laughs]
507
00:20:07,940 --> 00:20:11,076
Kim and I, we love each other.
We're gonna have our ups and downs.
508
00:20:11,143 --> 00:20:13,679
We're sisters,
we're around each other way too much.
509
00:20:13,745 --> 00:20:15,414
You're gonna get under somebody's skin.
510
00:20:15,514 --> 00:20:17,950
I'll do food, Kim you'll
probably get these all right.
511
00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:19,851
Kim, what do you always make for boys?
512
00:20:19,918 --> 00:20:21,286
-Cupcakes
-Yes.
513
00:20:21,520 --> 00:20:24,056
-What did you used to love?
-Smores. Chocolate.
514
00:20:24,122 --> 00:20:25,490
-Pop Tarts
-Yes!
515
00:20:25,557 --> 00:20:27,125
[Kourtney] All right, guys,
I am going to bed.
516
00:20:27,192 --> 00:20:28,527
Me too, that was fun.
517
00:20:28,594 --> 00:20:30,329
-That was really fun.
-That was so much fun.
518
00:20:31,663 --> 00:20:33,198
-Love you.
-I love you.
519
00:20:33,799 --> 00:20:35,400
-[all] Love you.
-Good night.
520
00:20:39,438 --> 00:20:41,940
Honey, I gotta set this thing, 6:30.
521
00:20:42,207 --> 00:20:43,342
At 6:30?
522
00:20:43,408 --> 00:20:44,910
Yeah, I'm going skiing with the guys.
523
00:20:44,977 --> 00:20:46,945
Honey, you gotta really slow down.
524
00:20:47,012 --> 00:20:47,946
Slow down?
525
00:20:48,013 --> 00:20:50,415
-Yeah.
-Honey, you don't want me to slow down.
526
00:20:50,482 --> 00:20:51,950
You don't want your husband to be slow.
527
00:20:52,017 --> 00:20:55,220
Oh, I got to get up. Oh, man,
that was lazy climbing over.
528
00:20:55,287 --> 00:20:57,856
[groans]
I'm staying young and hip for you, baby.
529
00:20:57,923 --> 00:20:59,925
Bruce has been trying so hard
530
00:20:59,992 --> 00:21:02,894
to make himself feel
and look like he is 20 years younger.
531
00:21:02,961 --> 00:21:04,196
But you know what?
532
00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:05,831
I love Bruce just the way he is.
533
00:21:06,198 --> 00:21:08,200
Baby, I love you
no matter how old you get.
534
00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:10,202
Mm, thank you. I knew you would.
535
00:21:10,469 --> 00:21:12,204
I am getting a little older.
But you know what?
536
00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:13,338
Even at my age,
537
00:21:13,405 --> 00:21:14,773
I got the hot wife, I got a great family.
538
00:21:14,840 --> 00:21:16,842
-No alarms.
-No alarm.
539
00:21:16,975 --> 00:21:18,410
Life is great.
540
00:21:18,477 --> 00:21:19,645
Let me get the light.
541
00:21:19,711 --> 00:21:21,546
[strains] Ready, I'll get it!
542
00:21:21,613 --> 00:21:23,282
-[grunts]
-[Kris laughs]
543
00:21:23,348 --> 00:21:24,683
[Bruce] Nighty-night.
544
00:21:24,750 --> 00:21:26,051
[Kris] Good night, Grandpa.
545
00:21:26,685 --> 00:21:29,021
[Kourtney] Next time on
Keeping Up with the Kardashians...
546
00:21:29,087 --> 00:21:31,089
Kourtney and I are going
to listen to Bruce speak.
547
00:21:31,156 --> 00:21:32,991
Girls, be on your best behavior.
548
00:21:33,058 --> 00:21:34,259
I need a drink.
549
00:21:34,459 --> 00:21:35,994
[Khlo�] We gotta go home...
550
00:21:36,061 --> 00:21:38,063
-to our hotel room.
-Girls, that's not funny.
551
00:21:38,130 --> 00:21:40,265
[photographer] Look at me, right there,
put your leg back up.
552
00:21:40,332 --> 00:21:41,700
[Kim] Reggie's uncomfortable
553
00:21:41,767 --> 00:21:43,402
with the sexiness of the shoot
554
00:21:43,468 --> 00:21:45,103
Are you upset about the photo shoot?
555
00:21:45,170 --> 00:21:46,171
Yeah.
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