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Are you sure this is the road?
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Yes, I am sure.
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We got drunk together.
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You know how wine
loosens everybody's tongue.
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That's right.
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I talk a lot when I drink.
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Yeah, but all you ever
say is, "Who's buying?"
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Ho, ho.
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The whole thing is
too pat, like a B movie...
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Running into a Nazi
sergeant in a bar
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who gets loaded,
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starts spilling highly
secret information.
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I remember I saw
it in a picture once.
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Only once?
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You're lucky.
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It's all right; it's Bruenner.
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Bruenner, it's me, Albert.
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Albert, it has been a long time.
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I was talking about
you only today to Olga.
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Olga... how is she? Fine, fine.
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How is Anna? Oh,
couldn't be better.
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And the children are always
asking for their Uncle Albert.
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Ah, the children
must be big now, huh?
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Let me show you some pictures.
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I hate to break up this reunion.
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Colonel Hogan, what
are you doing here?
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I was just going to ask you.
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My men and I are
waiting for a Nazi truck.
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Carrying the
shipment of paintings
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Göring liberated
from the Louvre?
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Yes.
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But that's why we are here.
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How'd you find out about it?
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I met a sergeant in the Hofbrau.
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He got drunk and told me
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of the top-secret assignment.
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But I met that sergeant
at the Rathskeller.
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That's where he got drunk.
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Wait a minute.
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Hold it, hold it.
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Did he say they were
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transporting the
paintings by truck
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because the railroad's
been bombed out
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between here and Berlin?
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That's exactly what he said.
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Did he also say they
were using an ambulance
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in order not to
arouse suspicion?
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Yes, he said that, too.
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All right, the both of you,
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get your men, get out of here.
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But I... Don't waste
any time; get going.
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Hadn't we better be
getting out of here, too?
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Hold it.
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Stay around for some of the fun.
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Fun?
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A truck is coming.
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Just as I thought.
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Tallyho, men.
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Hogan, I was wondering if
you were aware of the fact
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that this is a prison camp.
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Well, if it isn't,
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you wasted a lot of guards
and barbed-wire fences.
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That's very amusing.
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Ha! Ha! Ha!
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Nothing like a good
laugh, is there, sir?
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Look, Hogan, I'm
going to get to the point.
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This is not a country club.
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You and your men are not
members; you're prisoners!
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You're leading up to something.
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I have been very unhappy
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with the way you and your
men have been falling out
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at roll call every morning...
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Always yawning, half asleep.
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I won't tolerate it.
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At a time like this,
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you're letting a little
trifle like that upset you?
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What do you mean,
"at a time like this"?
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Colonel, may I remind
you there's a war going on?
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Hogan...
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I mean, just look.
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More food rationing in Berlin,
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longer work week,
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conscription of more
labor volunteers,
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and you sit here and talk to me
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about a little thing
like a roll call?
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I'm sorry, Hogan.
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I didn't...
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Hogan, you're
doing it to me again.
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I warn you.
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All right.
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I'll give the fellas a pep talk
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about falling out
in the morning.
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Hey, I see you're
going to a party, sir.
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What?
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I'm going to a party?
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Right here.
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"Field Marshal von Leiter
is returning to the place
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where he was born"...
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That's our little
town right here...
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"to attend a giant
birthday celebration
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given in his honor."
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Guest list is over 600.
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Huh!
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Well, I guess
you'll be getting out
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the old dress uniform, huh, sir?
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Yes, I suppose I will.
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Hmm.
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Tomorrow evening, huh?
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Well, you know that
from the invitation.
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You're not invited.
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That's ridiculous.
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In a little town like this, how
can they invite 600 people
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and leave me out... the
commandant of the prison camp?
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But they did.
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You didn't get an invitation.
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I will be invited.
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Don't you worry.
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It must be in the morning mail.
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Mm-hmm.
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The invitations always arrive
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the same day the party's
announced... in the papers.
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It's standard... procedure.
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Maybe it'll be in
tomorrow's mail.
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You're just trying
to cheer me up.
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No, I mean it.
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You just wait and see.
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That could be it.
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That must be it.
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Yes, that is it.
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It will be in the morning mail.
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And you let me
worry for nothing.
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Sorry, sir.
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Come in, come in, come in.
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Yes, Schultz, what is it?
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Herr Kommandant,
Major Pruhst to see you.
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Major Pruhst?
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I never heard of
him. Send him in.
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Jawohl, Herr Kommandant.
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Major Pruhst.
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Major Pruhst, how
very nice to see you.
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How do you know
I'm Major Pruhst?
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I didn't know it.
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Schultz, didn't you say
this was Major Pruhst?
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That's what he told me.
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I could have told him anything.
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And the guard at the gate...
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He admitted me without
looking at my credentials.
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Your security here is
very slack, Colonel Klink.
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How do you know
he's Colonel Klink?
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That's right... you don't know.
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Don't worry, I know.
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You were born in Leipzig.
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Attended the Gymnasium there.
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Forty-third in your class.
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Worked in your father's
store till after your graduation.
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Received an appointment
to the military academy
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through your uncle, who
was the mayor's barber.
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Graduated 95th in your class.
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It was a large class.
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What is he doing here?
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Oh, this is Colonel
Hogan, senior POW officer.
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Hogan, dismissed.
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Schultz.
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So that is Colonel Hogan?
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You heard of him?
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Yes.
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I know all about him.
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Born in Ohio.
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Graduated from
the Aviation Cadets.
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Third in his class.
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Well, their standards
were much lower than ours.
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But why are you
so interested in him?
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The Gestapo is
interested in anyone
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who is a threat to the state.
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But that man is a prisoner.
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He's harmless.
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What I'm going to tell you
is not to leave this room.
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You can rely on my discretion.
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I don't want your discretion;
I want your silence.
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Shh. Not a word.
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I'm not a talker.
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Our records show
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that this area has
the highest rate
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of sabotage and
underground activity.
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Really? Our little area?
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Oh, that's awful.
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Our statistical department has
been working round the clock
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for the past five months
sifting information
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on every known
person in this area
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and relating them
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to the outrages which
have taken place here.
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Your people are
doing a wonderful job.
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We come to a conclusion
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which we find difficult
to believe or explain.
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Yes, yes, yes?
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The evidence all
points to one man...
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Your Colonel Hogan.
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That is impossible.
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He's a prisoner.
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But the evidence
is overwhelming.
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I planted a man here in town
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to set a trap, spread rumors,
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but the bird was too
smart to take the bait.
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With all due respect,
Major, I think that's ridiculous.
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Are you saying
that Colonel Hogan
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can walk in and out
of my prison camp
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without my knowing about it?
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I got in without your
knowing about it.
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Try getting out without
my knowing about it.
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Klink, when the
Mannheimer Bridge
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was blown up two months
ago, there was a witness.
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He saw the leader
in the moonlight.
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He saw him very plainly.
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His description of that
man fits Hogan exactly.
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But Hogan is an
ordinary-looking man.
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He looks like a lot of people.
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Why don't you bring the
witness here and identify him?
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I can't!
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When my superiors found out
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that my suspect
was a prisoner of war,
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they ordered me
to drop the case.
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Then what are you doing here?
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I don't give up!
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I need to send a
picture of Colonel Hogan
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to the witness in Berlin.
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And if he can make a
positive identification,
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they will have to listen to me!
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All right, we'll have
a picture taken.
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Schultz! No.
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If Hogan is the right man
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and he becomes suspicious,
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he will just disappear.
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I want to take a picture of him
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without his knowing it.
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How?
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Let me show you.
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So...
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this is how we do
it in the Gestapo.
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Colonel, we just
can't sit around
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and let that clown
take your picture.
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And show it to a witness
who can recognize you.
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Gee, you don't seem too worried.
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Would it help?
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No.
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What's the use of worrying?
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I'd say you're in a spot, sir.
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It's a spot I wouldn't
wish on a leopard.
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It's a joke, fellas.
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Here comes the Bobbsey Twins.
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Okay, standard deployment.
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Fellas, come here.
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Look, from now on, when
we fall out for roll call,
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I want everybody clean-shaven,
hair combed, nails tidy.
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Oh, I didn't know
we had company.
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Oh, that's all right, Hogan.
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I'm just showing
Major Pruhst around.
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You keep on doing
what you were doing.
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Doesn't sound like a spy to me.
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Okay, we're being
very well-treated here.
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I think it's an insult to
our host, Colonel Klink,
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if we don't, at all times, give a
neat and cheerful appearance.
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Now... any questions so far?
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LeBEAU: I like what you said
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about us being guests here.
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00:10:16,600 --> 00:10:18,299
But my mother always taught me
267
00:10:18,368 --> 00:10:21,335
that a considerate guest
never outstays his welcome.
268
00:10:21,421 --> 00:10:22,453
Don't worry.
269
00:10:22,522 --> 00:10:23,687
You're always welcome.
270
00:10:23,756 --> 00:10:24,956
Thank you.
271
00:10:25,025 --> 00:10:26,875
You're welcome.
272
00:10:26,943 --> 00:10:29,677
Now, remember the
principles I've outlined are
273
00:10:29,745 --> 00:10:32,080
promptness,
neatness, and above all,
274
00:10:32,148 --> 00:10:35,383
gratitude for all the
blessings bestowed upon us.
275
00:10:38,288 --> 00:10:40,488
Now, I want you guys
to get the buckets out
276
00:10:40,557 --> 00:10:42,691
and clean those
barracks till they shine.
277
00:10:42,759 --> 00:10:44,999
I want you to clean every
corner, window, ceiling,
278
00:10:45,078 --> 00:10:46,410
everything.
279
00:10:46,479 --> 00:10:48,913
All right, fellas, that's it.
280
00:10:48,982 --> 00:10:49,847
You're not really going
281
00:10:49,916 --> 00:10:51,260
to clean the place
up, are you, sir?
282
00:10:51,284 --> 00:10:52,562
Since when do the
guests clean up?
283
00:10:52,586 --> 00:10:53,696
We'll let our host do it.
284
00:10:53,720 --> 00:10:55,031
You know he got
your picture, sir.
285
00:10:55,055 --> 00:10:56,365
Mm-hmm. How?
286
00:10:56,389 --> 00:10:57,700
I didn't see a camera.
It was in his glove.
287
00:10:57,724 --> 00:10:59,035
Aren't you going to do anything?
288
00:10:59,059 --> 00:11:00,992
You just can't wait
for him to grab you.
289
00:11:01,061 --> 00:11:02,371
I'll think of something, I hope.
290
00:11:02,395 --> 00:11:03,828
Oh! I almost forgot.
291
00:11:03,897 --> 00:11:05,274
I delivered Klink's
mail this morning.
292
00:11:05,298 --> 00:11:06,298
This was in it.
293
00:11:06,365 --> 00:11:07,298
I took it out.
294
00:11:07,366 --> 00:11:08,510
It's from a field marshal.
295
00:11:08,534 --> 00:11:10,145
Field Marshal von Leiter, huh?
296
00:11:10,169 --> 00:11:11,681
Klink did get an invitation.
297
00:11:11,705 --> 00:11:13,649
All right, he's
been waiting for it.
298
00:11:13,673 --> 00:11:16,033
Put it in his mail
tomorrow morning.
299
00:11:19,879 --> 00:11:21,290
Why is everyone so sad?
300
00:11:21,314 --> 00:11:23,125
We've been in trouble before.
301
00:11:23,149 --> 00:11:24,782
Sure we have.
302
00:11:24,851 --> 00:11:27,085
Only it's worse
this time, isn't it?
303
00:11:27,153 --> 00:11:28,433
Why?
304
00:11:28,488 --> 00:11:31,789
Well, I mean, before,
we were all in it together.
305
00:11:31,858 --> 00:11:33,858
Now the colonel's in it alone.
306
00:11:41,400 --> 00:11:42,745
Okay, let me have
your attention, fellas.
307
00:11:42,769 --> 00:11:43,701
I got it.
308
00:11:43,770 --> 00:11:45,147
Yeah, where is it? Right here.
309
00:11:45,171 --> 00:11:46,816
You thought of something.
I knew you would.
310
00:11:46,840 --> 00:11:47,984
You had more
confidence than I did.
311
00:11:48,008 --> 00:11:49,352
Well, I'm glad that's settled.
312
00:11:49,376 --> 00:11:50,619
I'm going back to my dream.
313
00:11:50,643 --> 00:11:51,788
I hope she's still there.
314
00:11:51,812 --> 00:11:52,812
Come on!
315
00:11:52,846 --> 00:11:53,890
Nobody's going to sleep.
316
00:11:53,914 --> 00:11:55,057
We got a lot of work to do.
317
00:11:55,081 --> 00:11:56,201
Baker, go through our files.
318
00:11:56,249 --> 00:11:57,415
Get on the radio.
319
00:11:57,483 --> 00:11:59,617
Get me everything you can
on Field Marshal von Leiter.
320
00:11:59,686 --> 00:12:01,152
I don't care how
trivial; I want it.
321
00:12:01,221 --> 00:12:02,253
And use the code.
322
00:12:02,322 --> 00:12:03,432
Right, sir.
323
00:12:03,456 --> 00:12:05,134
LeBeau, I need a
German officer's uniform...
324
00:12:05,158 --> 00:12:06,324
Something fancy.
325
00:12:06,392 --> 00:12:07,325
Make me a captain, huh?
326
00:12:07,393 --> 00:12:08,259
Any special regiment?
327
00:12:08,328 --> 00:12:09,227
Yeah, make it one
328
00:12:09,296 --> 00:12:10,895
that's been to
the Eastern Front.
329
00:12:10,964 --> 00:12:12,875
And I won't be likely to run into
anyone from that outfit. Right.
330
00:12:12,899 --> 00:12:14,376
Carter, you still got
Klink's invitation?
331
00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:16,879
Yes, sir, I've got
it right here. Good.
332
00:12:16,903 --> 00:12:19,670
Readdress it to
Major Pruhst. Pruhst.
333
00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:23,241
He's the one guy we want
at the field marshal's party.
334
00:12:25,312 --> 00:12:27,123
Here's some more on
the field marshal, sir.
335
00:12:27,147 --> 00:12:28,213
Yeah, good.
336
00:12:28,281 --> 00:12:29,347
You know, this von Leiter,
337
00:12:29,415 --> 00:12:30,975
for a guy that's
been busy all his life,
338
00:12:31,017 --> 00:12:32,383
really hasn't done anything.
339
00:12:32,452 --> 00:12:34,213
Well, that's the field-marshal
business for you.
340
00:12:34,237 --> 00:12:37,739
Here's some recent
photos of his kids, sir.
341
00:12:37,807 --> 00:12:39,874
The boy's about my age;
girl a little younger, huh?
342
00:12:39,942 --> 00:12:41,420
Yeah, I put their
names on the back.
343
00:12:41,444 --> 00:12:42,788
I'll have more
information later.
344
00:12:42,812 --> 00:12:43,812
Good.
345
00:12:45,014 --> 00:12:46,459
Hey, Louis, that's
real sharp, man.
346
00:12:46,483 --> 00:12:47,415
Merci.
347
00:12:47,484 --> 00:12:48,416
Here you are, Colonel.
348
00:12:48,485 --> 00:12:49,695
You're a captain, 15th Corps
349
00:12:49,719 --> 00:12:50,796
assigned to headquarters.
350
00:12:50,820 --> 00:12:51,919
Fine.
351
00:12:51,988 --> 00:12:53,854
Is that the fanciest
uniform you could get?
352
00:12:53,923 --> 00:12:55,189
If it was any more fancy,
353
00:12:55,258 --> 00:12:57,378
you would be in
the ladies' auxiliary.
354
00:13:10,390 --> 00:13:11,767
Here's your mustache, sir.
355
00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:12,791
All right.
356
00:13:14,861 --> 00:13:15,793
Your glasses.
357
00:13:15,862 --> 00:13:16,862
Mm-hmm.
358
00:13:18,849 --> 00:13:21,382
What's going on
in Klink's office?
359
00:13:21,451 --> 00:13:22,684
Nothing.
360
00:13:22,752 --> 00:13:25,052
He and Pruhst are
still sitting and staring.
361
00:13:25,121 --> 00:13:27,161
They haven't said a
word for two hours.
362
00:13:27,190 --> 00:13:28,623
Maybe they're dead.
363
00:13:29,693 --> 00:13:30,925
Wait a minute.
364
00:13:30,994 --> 00:13:32,626
Klink is going to the phone.
365
00:13:32,696 --> 00:13:33,561
This may be it.
366
00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:35,045
He's giving the phone to Pruhst.
367
00:13:35,115 --> 00:13:36,447
This is it.
368
00:13:38,568 --> 00:13:40,245
PRUHST: You're sure?
369
00:13:40,269 --> 00:13:41,219
There's no mistake?
370
00:13:41,288 --> 00:13:42,320
Good!
371
00:13:42,389 --> 00:13:43,532
What did he say?
372
00:13:43,556 --> 00:13:45,723
The witness says
there's no doubt about it.
373
00:13:45,792 --> 00:13:48,237
The man in the picture is the
man who blew up the bridge.
374
00:13:48,261 --> 00:13:49,489
I can't understand it.
375
00:13:49,513 --> 00:13:51,290
I thought I knew Hogan so well.
376
00:13:51,314 --> 00:13:53,025
Why did he not confide in me?
377
00:13:53,049 --> 00:13:54,516
What am I saying?
378
00:13:54,584 --> 00:13:56,150
I knew it was him.
379
00:13:56,219 --> 00:13:57,886
I knew it was him all along.
380
00:13:57,954 --> 00:13:59,554
I knew it!
381
00:13:59,623 --> 00:14:02,724
I suppose that deep down
I really suspected him.
382
00:14:02,792 --> 00:14:04,904
There's something
shifty about him
383
00:14:04,928 --> 00:14:07,361
that has always rubbed
me the wrong way.
384
00:14:07,430 --> 00:14:09,263
Well, we got him.
385
00:14:09,332 --> 00:14:11,399
We...
386
00:14:11,467 --> 00:14:13,234
"We"?
387
00:14:13,302 --> 00:14:14,969
I got him.
388
00:14:15,038 --> 00:14:16,638
It was all me.
389
00:14:16,706 --> 00:14:18,472
Only me.
390
00:14:18,542 --> 00:14:21,609
Well, you got the
phone call in my office.
391
00:14:21,678 --> 00:14:23,878
I don't want to do
anything tonight
392
00:14:23,947 --> 00:14:25,413
to make him suspicious.
393
00:14:25,481 --> 00:14:27,415
In the morning, I'll arrest him
394
00:14:27,483 --> 00:14:29,750
and drag him back
to Berlin with me.
395
00:14:29,836 --> 00:14:32,648
I can assure you he will
be safe here until then.
396
00:14:32,672 --> 00:14:36,207
I want a man to keep an eye
on him every minute... every...
397
00:14:36,276 --> 00:14:37,436
Let's go.
398
00:14:38,428 --> 00:14:39,360
You hear?
399
00:14:39,429 --> 00:14:40,429
Ja, ja.
400
00:14:41,431 --> 00:14:42,431
Schultz!
401
00:14:45,101 --> 00:14:46,200
Herr Kommandant.
402
00:14:46,269 --> 00:14:47,389
Come here, Sergeant.
403
00:14:48,771 --> 00:14:50,071
Major.
404
00:14:50,140 --> 00:14:52,300
You see that man there?
405
00:14:55,662 --> 00:14:58,795
No, I only see Colonel Hogan.
406
00:14:58,865 --> 00:15:00,498
That's who I mean.
407
00:15:00,567 --> 00:15:02,700
Don't take your eyes off him.
408
00:15:02,769 --> 00:15:06,804
If Colonel Hogan is to leave
that room for any reason,
409
00:15:06,873 --> 00:15:09,051
get a detail and lock him up.
410
00:15:09,075 --> 00:15:11,576
You can depend on me, Major.
411
00:15:11,644 --> 00:15:14,178
No move will escape me.
412
00:15:14,247 --> 00:15:16,146
I will watch him every minute.
413
00:15:16,215 --> 00:15:17,982
Nothing will take me
414
00:15:18,050 --> 00:15:21,919
away from the assigned
post... until supper.
415
00:15:21,988 --> 00:15:25,757
You will stay here
until I dismiss you.
416
00:15:35,368 --> 00:15:37,679
He's still watching.
417
00:15:37,703 --> 00:15:39,737
Okay.
418
00:15:40,373 --> 00:15:41,572
Oh.
419
00:15:42,976 --> 00:15:44,808
Have a nice game.
420
00:15:51,501 --> 00:15:55,936
He's still playing
chess, but he's cheating.
421
00:15:56,006 --> 00:15:59,740
He dropped a rook, he bent down,
422
00:15:59,809 --> 00:16:00,908
he picked it up
423
00:16:00,977 --> 00:16:04,578
and he put it back
on another square.
424
00:16:04,647 --> 00:16:06,792
I don't care about the cheating.
425
00:16:06,816 --> 00:16:08,560
Just keep your eye on him.
426
00:16:08,584 --> 00:16:10,151
Jawohl, Major.
427
00:16:10,236 --> 00:16:13,070
Klink, do you know
what time it is?
428
00:16:13,139 --> 00:16:15,250
We're going to be late for
the field marshal's party.
429
00:16:15,274 --> 00:16:16,207
You were invited?
430
00:16:16,275 --> 00:16:17,307
Of course.
431
00:16:17,376 --> 00:16:18,542
Weren't you?
432
00:16:18,611 --> 00:16:19,688
Well, naturally I was,
433
00:16:19,712 --> 00:16:21,489
but I wasn't really
planning on going.
434
00:16:21,513 --> 00:16:22,679
Oh, come on.
435
00:16:22,749 --> 00:16:24,681
You don't want to
disappoint the field marshal.
436
00:16:24,751 --> 00:16:26,795
I don't even know what
I did with the invitation.
437
00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:27,952
You don't need one.
438
00:16:28,020 --> 00:16:29,820
You're with me.
439
00:16:29,889 --> 00:16:30,821
Well, if you insist,
440
00:16:30,890 --> 00:16:32,234
I'll be ready in 45 minutes.
441
00:16:32,258 --> 00:16:33,858
Why should it
take you that long?
442
00:16:34,861 --> 00:16:36,338
Well, you don't want me to go
443
00:16:36,362 --> 00:16:37,979
in these rags, do you?
444
00:16:38,048 --> 00:16:40,748
Okay, how do I look?
445
00:16:40,816 --> 00:16:44,052
Colonel, you look
like a million marks.
446
00:16:44,120 --> 00:16:45,564
I have the funniest feeling,
447
00:16:45,588 --> 00:16:47,099
like I'm sending my daughter
448
00:16:47,123 --> 00:16:48,363
to her first dance.
449
00:16:48,425 --> 00:16:50,236
Don't worry, Daddy,
I'll be home early,
450
00:16:50,260 --> 00:16:51,870
and if anybody
gets fresh with me,
451
00:16:51,894 --> 00:16:53,854
I'll remember what
you told me to do.
452
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:23,907
Oh, Field Marshal von
Leiter, happy birthday, sir!
453
00:17:23,977 --> 00:17:25,409
How nice to see you again.
454
00:17:25,478 --> 00:17:27,194
Yes, how do you do?
455
00:17:27,263 --> 00:17:28,528
It's been a long time.
456
00:17:28,597 --> 00:17:29,597
I think 15 years.
457
00:17:29,682 --> 00:17:31,281
That long?
458
00:17:31,351 --> 00:17:32,850
No, you're right as usual.
459
00:17:32,918 --> 00:17:34,117
It's 12 years.
460
00:17:34,186 --> 00:17:36,082
It was at your
daughter's 15th birthday.
461
00:17:36,106 --> 00:17:37,505
Tell me, how is Lisa?
462
00:17:37,574 --> 00:17:39,440
Oh, she's fine.
463
00:17:39,509 --> 00:17:42,142
She's married and
has three children.
464
00:17:42,211 --> 00:17:45,913
Oh, I can't believe it...
Little Lisa with three children.
465
00:17:45,999 --> 00:17:47,142
Not so little...
466
00:17:47,166 --> 00:17:48,643
Number four is on the way.
467
00:17:48,667 --> 00:17:50,767
Yes, I can't tell
you how many times
468
00:17:50,836 --> 00:17:53,048
I've thought of the
wonderful holidays
469
00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:55,717
I spent at your summer
place in Dintlager.
470
00:17:55,741 --> 00:17:58,675
Yes, I remember the
time you said to me,
471
00:17:58,744 --> 00:18:02,279
"Eric Shroffstein, the
army is the only career
472
00:18:02,348 --> 00:18:03,647
for a young man."
473
00:18:03,716 --> 00:18:05,232
I see you took my advice.
474
00:18:05,301 --> 00:18:06,444
Advice, sir?
475
00:18:06,468 --> 00:18:08,046
I thought it was an order.
476
00:18:08,070 --> 00:18:10,805
Yes, I'll never forget the
hiding you once gave me
477
00:18:10,873 --> 00:18:13,252
for riding your favorite
horse, Uncle Hans.
478
00:18:13,276 --> 00:18:15,353
What was her name, um... Poopsy?
479
00:18:15,377 --> 00:18:17,345
Poopsy, yes.
480
00:18:17,413 --> 00:18:20,181
Oh, you always were
a regular rascal, Eric.
481
00:18:20,266 --> 00:18:22,399
I had to ride standing
up for a week.
482
00:18:22,468 --> 00:18:24,901
Yes, and then you
told my father about it
483
00:18:24,970 --> 00:18:26,848
and he gave me
such a thrashing...
484
00:18:26,872 --> 00:18:29,050
Another week
standing in the saddle.
485
00:18:29,074 --> 00:18:31,074
Tell me, how is your father?
486
00:18:31,143 --> 00:18:33,744
Oh, I'm afraid he...
he isn't any better.
487
00:18:38,501 --> 00:18:40,079
I can't tell you how
touched he was
488
00:18:40,103 --> 00:18:41,813
when you visited
him in the hospital.
489
00:18:41,837 --> 00:18:44,839
Oh, it is the least I
could do for an old friend.
490
00:18:44,924 --> 00:18:46,424
Look over there.
491
00:18:46,492 --> 00:18:50,360
That's Hogan with a
mustache and glasses.
492
00:18:50,430 --> 00:18:53,263
That's hardly a disguise at all.
493
00:18:53,332 --> 00:18:55,633
I've got my man now.
494
00:18:55,701 --> 00:18:57,468
It's disgraceful.
495
00:18:57,537 --> 00:18:58,469
Hmm?
496
00:18:58,538 --> 00:19:00,778
He was invited, I wasn't.
497
00:19:03,242 --> 00:19:06,243
You must remember
this was my first safari.
498
00:19:06,312 --> 00:19:09,713
The only rhinoceros I'd ever
seen before was in the zoo.
499
00:19:09,782 --> 00:19:12,983
Well, he came charging at
me and I took careful aim,
500
00:19:13,052 --> 00:19:15,319
pulled the trigger,
and nothing happened.
501
00:19:15,371 --> 00:19:16,451
He was still charging.
502
00:19:16,505 --> 00:19:18,517
There was no time
to get out of the way,
503
00:19:18,541 --> 00:19:21,675
so I took out my saber, sliced
him right down the middle
504
00:19:21,744 --> 00:19:23,664
and let him pass
me on both sides.
505
00:19:26,432 --> 00:19:28,465
Happy birthday, Field Marshal.
506
00:19:28,534 --> 00:19:29,778
Oh, hello, Pruhst.
507
00:19:29,802 --> 00:19:31,282
Happy birthday, Field Marshal.
508
00:19:31,337 --> 00:19:32,998
Do you know Captain Shroffstein?
509
00:19:33,022 --> 00:19:35,105
I think I do.
510
00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:36,774
Really?
511
00:19:36,843 --> 00:19:38,476
I don't recall the meeting.
512
00:19:41,531 --> 00:19:45,566
Do you remember me,
Captain Shroffstein?
513
00:19:45,634 --> 00:19:47,401
I can't say that I do.
514
00:19:47,470 --> 00:19:51,238
And yours is a face
one doesn't easily forget.
515
00:19:51,307 --> 00:19:54,375
Hogan, you're in deep trouble.
516
00:19:54,444 --> 00:19:55,724
What did you call me?
517
00:19:55,795 --> 00:19:57,961
It wasn't Captain Shroffstein.
518
00:19:58,030 --> 00:19:59,207
What is going on here?
519
00:19:59,231 --> 00:20:00,631
Excuse me, sir,
520
00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:02,633
but how long have
you known this man?
521
00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:03,702
Eric?
522
00:20:03,736 --> 00:20:05,213
Why, I've known
him all his life.
523
00:20:05,237 --> 00:20:06,169
His father, too.
524
00:20:06,238 --> 00:20:07,950
Poor man is in the hospital.
525
00:20:07,974 --> 00:20:09,573
Are you sure, sir?
526
00:20:09,642 --> 00:20:10,685
Of course I'm sure.
527
00:20:10,709 --> 00:20:11,989
I visited him there.
528
00:20:12,044 --> 00:20:14,373
Eric grew up with my
children, Manfred and Lisa.
529
00:20:14,397 --> 00:20:16,830
When was the last time
you saw Captain Shroffstein?
530
00:20:16,900 --> 00:20:18,180
Some time ago.
531
00:20:18,234 --> 00:20:20,913
I think 12 years, is it not? Ja.
532
00:20:20,937 --> 00:20:23,938
12 years is a very long
time, Herr Field Marshal.
533
00:20:24,023 --> 00:20:26,957
Do you remember the time
Manfred and I got tattooed?
534
00:20:27,026 --> 00:20:28,058
You were so angry.
535
00:20:28,127 --> 00:20:29,337
I remember it well.
536
00:20:29,361 --> 00:20:31,306
It was a girl with not much on.
537
00:20:31,330 --> 00:20:33,559
Manfred still has his. He has?
538
00:20:33,583 --> 00:20:36,066
Do you still have yours,
Captain Shroffstein?
539
00:20:36,119 --> 00:20:41,489
Yes, tattoos are
not easy to get rid of.
540
00:20:44,794 --> 00:20:46,393
You should've seen the model.
541
00:20:53,619 --> 00:20:55,352
Do you know what
I'm thinking, Klink?
542
00:20:55,421 --> 00:20:58,588
Yes, a remarkable resemblance.
543
00:20:59,825 --> 00:21:02,126
Hogan can't be in two
places at the same time.
544
00:21:02,194 --> 00:21:03,994
We must get back
to camp right away.
545
00:21:06,065 --> 00:21:08,465
Uh, Field Marshal, I didn't
want to miss your birthday,
546
00:21:08,534 --> 00:21:09,800
but I do have a staff meeting.
547
00:21:09,869 --> 00:21:11,068
It's very late.
548
00:21:11,136 --> 00:21:12,313
Of course.
549
00:21:12,337 --> 00:21:14,215
I'll tell Manfred and
Lisa that I saw you.
550
00:21:14,239 --> 00:21:15,673
I wonder if I might
impose upon you
551
00:21:15,741 --> 00:21:17,041
to have your chauffeur drive me.
552
00:21:17,109 --> 00:21:18,475
I wouldn't ask,
but it's so late.
553
00:21:18,544 --> 00:21:19,588
Certainly, my boy.
554
00:21:19,612 --> 00:21:21,356
Tell the chauffeur
to use the siren.
555
00:21:21,380 --> 00:21:22,624
You'll get there faster.
556
00:21:22,648 --> 00:21:24,114
Danke, and a happy birthday.
557
00:21:24,183 --> 00:21:25,383
Thank you.
558
00:21:25,417 --> 00:21:28,185
Oh, such a nice boy, Eric.
559
00:21:28,253 --> 00:21:30,588
I've always liked him.
560
00:21:51,210 --> 00:21:53,443
Klink and Pruhst are on the way.
561
00:21:55,881 --> 00:21:57,247
Colonel.
562
00:21:59,652 --> 00:22:00,884
Newkirk.
563
00:22:17,336 --> 00:22:19,576
Hey, glad you dropped in.
564
00:22:19,955 --> 00:22:21,588
Say...
565
00:22:21,657 --> 00:22:24,758
would you sacrifice a
rook in this position?
566
00:22:24,827 --> 00:22:28,495
And where were you
tonight, Colonel Hogan?
567
00:22:28,564 --> 00:22:30,164
I don't know, where
was I supposed to be?
568
00:22:30,199 --> 00:22:31,426
Were you here all evening?
569
00:22:31,450 --> 00:22:34,885
No, I, uh, I was at
Baron von Richthofen's...
570
00:22:34,953 --> 00:22:37,621
One of those informal
evenings with World War I aces.
571
00:22:37,690 --> 00:22:39,823
The usual things...
Brandy and tall stories.
572
00:22:39,892 --> 00:22:41,720
Hey, the Wright
brothers were there.
573
00:22:41,744 --> 00:22:42,926
Roll up your sleeve.
574
00:22:42,995 --> 00:22:44,440
No!
575
00:22:44,464 --> 00:22:45,624
The other sleeve.
576
00:22:48,100 --> 00:22:51,768
No, uh... no rabbits
up my sleeve.
577
00:22:54,257 --> 00:22:56,817
Major Pruhst, may I
see you for a moment?
578
00:23:00,529 --> 00:23:02,307
If there's one thing I know,
579
00:23:02,331 --> 00:23:04,175
you cannot get rid of a tattoo
580
00:23:04,199 --> 00:23:05,377
in half an hour.
581
00:23:05,401 --> 00:23:08,034
That means there really
must be two of them.
582
00:23:08,103 --> 00:23:10,871
The one your witness
identified was not Hogan.
583
00:23:10,939 --> 00:23:13,707
But Eric Shroffstein.
584
00:23:13,776 --> 00:23:15,643
We must get back
to the party at once.
585
00:23:15,711 --> 00:23:16,991
Ja.
586
00:23:18,564 --> 00:23:20,013
I can't understand that.
587
00:23:20,083 --> 00:23:23,801
Some guys would rather go to a
party than watch a chess game.
588
00:23:30,859 --> 00:23:31,936
One more time, Carter!
589
00:23:31,960 --> 00:23:32,892
He can't hit!
590
00:23:32,961 --> 00:23:34,161
One more strike and he's out!
591
00:23:41,938 --> 00:23:44,371
Mind if I go outside the
fence and get the ball, sir?
592
00:23:44,440 --> 00:23:47,707
Hogan, I want to talk to you.
593
00:23:47,776 --> 00:23:50,144
Okay, that's the
old ball game, fellas.
594
00:23:52,614 --> 00:23:53,691
I suppose you're wondering
595
00:23:53,715 --> 00:23:55,027
what happened last night, huh?
596
00:23:55,051 --> 00:23:56,417
Matter of fact, I was.
597
00:23:56,485 --> 00:23:58,196
I think this will amuse you.
598
00:23:58,220 --> 00:24:00,740
Major Pruhst thought
that you were a spy
599
00:24:00,789 --> 00:24:02,634
and that you blew up
the Mannheimer Bridge.
600
00:24:02,658 --> 00:24:05,178
That's funny, isn't it?
601
00:24:05,227 --> 00:24:06,538
You don't think
that's funny, huh?
602
00:24:06,562 --> 00:24:07,861
No, I don't, sir.
603
00:24:07,930 --> 00:24:09,507
You're missing the
point, Hogan. You see...
604
00:24:09,531 --> 00:24:10,531
You know what I see?
605
00:24:10,566 --> 00:24:12,333
After all the time
you've known me,
606
00:24:12,401 --> 00:24:14,301
you actually thought
I was a saboteur,
607
00:24:14,370 --> 00:24:16,636
a man walking
around with dynamite?
608
00:24:16,705 --> 00:24:18,283
Well, you don't have
to put it that way.
609
00:24:18,307 --> 00:24:19,627
You have a very
low opinion of me.
610
00:24:19,675 --> 00:24:20,607
It wasn't that way at all.
611
00:24:20,676 --> 00:24:21,541
You know what I think?
612
00:24:21,610 --> 00:24:22,787
I think you owe me an apology.
613
00:24:22,811 --> 00:24:25,446
Hogan, I...
614
00:24:25,514 --> 00:24:26,858
All right, I'll apologize.
615
00:24:26,882 --> 00:24:27,814
I accept.
616
00:24:27,883 --> 00:24:29,283
See, no hard feelings.
617
00:24:31,153 --> 00:24:32,686
You know I like you,
618
00:24:32,754 --> 00:24:36,234
but I wish you had Captain
Shroffstein's sense of humor.
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