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Hello?
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Oh.
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Good morning, Mrs. Stephens.
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Oh, no, no.
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I'm not busy. Just relaxing.
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Uh, well, uh, c-couldn't
you come over a little later?
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You see, I have
to go out, and...
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You're in the neighborhood?
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At the corner drugstore?
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Oh, no! No. You know
you're always welcome.
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Yes. Bye-bye.
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Oh!
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No. No, I'll do it myself.
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- There! That's better.
- Better than what?
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- Good morning, sweetheart.
- I'll be the judge of that.
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- What does that mean?
- It means if anything goes
around here,
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why don't you redecorate
the room as an encore?
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Sweetheart, that was me running
around, putting everything away, and...
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Ooh, boy, am I pooped!
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You should be. It was
like watching a silent movie.
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It was just a little
speed-up spell.
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And I wouldn't have done that if
I hadn't been pushed to the wall.
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Oh!
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Who pushed you to
the wall? Your mother.
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What has my mother got to do
with your, uh, ring-a-ding-ding?
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Well, uh, sweetheart, I-I
had the living room all torn up.
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I was cleaning. She called
and said she was coming over.
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So? Well, I didn't want her to
see the house looking a mess.
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You know, with your mother,
it's not a visit, it's an inspection.
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That's not true.
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If you want, I can,
uh, put the mess back.
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No, no! No. I, uh... I guess
you had good intentions.
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It's just that witchcraft doesn't
set too well on an empty stomach.
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How about some
waffles and strawberries?
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Great. Good. I'll fix
one for your mother too.
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Uh, shouldn't you
wait till she gets here?
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She'll be here any minute. She
was calling from the corner drugstore.
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Holy cow! I didn't know it
was this late. I gotta run.
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But... I'll grab a cup of coffee
and a doughnut at the office.
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Darrin, don't you want to
say hello to your mother?
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Not when I need a
shine on my shoes, and
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it's been two weeks
since I've had a haircut.
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Hello, Mrs. Stephens. Samantha.
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It's, uh, so nice to see you.
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Thank you, dear. And here's
a little doll for that little doll.
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Oh, thank you. I'm
sure she'll love it.
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Uh, Tabitha's out back playing.
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Um, would you
like a cup of coffee?
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Well, I've only got a minute,
but I might have a cup of tea.
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We've certainly been having
a lot of dust lately, haven't we?
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It must be all those soft
landings on the moon.
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My, Samantha, this
kitchen is immaculate.
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Looks like you've really
been busy with your broom.
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You might say that.
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Oh, uh, would you like
a cookie or something?
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No, no, thank you, dear.
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Actually, I'm on my way to a bon
voyage luncheon for Miriam Rogers.
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She's, um, leaving for Paris.
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- How exciting.
- I should say.
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- She won the trip in a contest.
- Really?
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If Miriam Rogers can think
of a slogan, you certainly can.
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Mrs. Stephens, are you
trying to tell me something?
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Why, Samantha, all
I'm trying to tell you...
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is that you and Darrin
should get out of the house.
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- You never go anywhere.
- We don't want to go anywhere.
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How about a two-week
all-expense-paid trip to Tahiti?
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Tahiti? Here's an entry blank.
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All you have to do is
come up with a slogan...
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for Tinker Bell
Disposable Diapers.
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Uh...
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Mrs. Stephens, I'm not
very much on slogans.
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Give it a try. Think, dear.
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Oh, well, okay. Uh...
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What do you say about diapers,
except that you keep changing them?
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Well, how does this sound?
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"Switch to Tinker Bell
Diapers. It's time for a change."
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"Switch to Tinker Bell Diapers.
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It's time for a change." Oh,
Samantha, that's absolutely divine!
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You'll adore Tahiti.
Start packing.
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Do you really think they'll...
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And be sure and take plenty
of suntan lotion for Darrin.
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Like all geniuses,
he has tender skin.
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Poor baby.
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Oh, my goodness!
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Oh, my goodness!
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Sam, do you remember
where I put that portfolio...
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with the layouts for
Barton Industries?
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Uh, yes, I think they're
down here in the hall closet.
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Thanks, honey. Uh, Darrin...
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Darrin, you wanna
hear something exciting?
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Sure, honey. Oh, uh...
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You know, about a month ago,
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your mother, uh,
mentioned a slogan contest.
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It's not here. Oh.
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Well, anyway, I just kind of...
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I kind of just wrote this slogan,
you know, as kind of a laugh.
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Where could it be? Huh?
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Ah!
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As I was saying... Honey, I told
you, never straighten my desk.
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At least when it's messy, I
know where everything is.
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Uh...
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Honey, your mother
sent in my slogan,
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and you'll never
believe what happened.
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I, uh... I won us
a trip to Tahiti.
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Great! Really? I
didn't think you'd be...
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This'll give us another crack at
the Barton Industries account.
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Darrin, did you hear what
I just said? Sure. Swell.
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I'll see you later.
I gotta go, honey.
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Hmph. Pack your
own suntan lotion.
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Hi, Larry.
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I found the layout I drew
up for Barton Industries.
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It's better than I thought
it was. Oh, really?
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And of all the products, I think the
most inventive ad campaign that I have...
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is for Tinker Bell
Disposable Diapers.
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- Very clever, Darrin.
- Thanks, Larry.
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I wouldn't be a bit
surprised if we got all of
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Barton's accounts
just on the basis of this.
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That may be a little difficult.
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They ran a contest and, uh,
came up with a rather catchy slogan.
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Well, I hardly think that an amateur
can compete with this material.
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Well, Barton seems to like it.
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Some little
housewife sent it in.
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- That's crazy.
- Yes.
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And what's even
crazier is her name...
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Samantha Stephens.
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Huh?
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- Sound familiar?
- It must be a coincidence.
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There's an even
bigger coincidence.
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We checked, and she
lives at your address.
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I can't believe that. Sam
wouldn't enter a contest.
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She wouldn't, but she did.
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The prize is two
round-trip tickets to Tahiti.
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And if I were you, Darrin, I
would cash in the return half...
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and invest in
beachfront property.
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Hi, sweetheart.
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What are you doing
home so early?
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Larry thought I could
use some time off.
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Oh, well, that's a coincidence,
because I have some news...
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Not just the day. It's
kind of permanent.
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You mean you're fired? Right.
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But why?
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We seem to be having a little problem
with the Barton Industries account.
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That's no reason.
It is when my wife...
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writes the winning slogan
for one of their products.
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What do Tinker Bell Diapers
have to do with Barton Industries?
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- Plenty!
- Well, sweetheart,
how was I supposed to know...
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that a company that makes
computers and rockets...
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and supersonic jets
would make diapers?
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Haven't you ever
heard of diversification?
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Yeah, but that's dumb.
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Sam, if you wanted a trip to
Tahiti, why didn't you say so?
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Well... If we wanna go to
Tahiti, we can pay our own way!
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Who wants to go
to Tahiti anyhow!
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That's exactly what
I told your mother.
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What's my mother
got to do with this?
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She's the one that told me about
the contest and insisted that I enter.
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And you twitched your nose
and came up with a slogan?
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- No.
- No?
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No!
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And out of the
thousands of entries,
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you just happened to come
up with the winning slogan.
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If that isn't witchcraft,
what do you call it?
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I'd call it imagination.
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I do have some, you know.
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You really expect me
to believe that, don't you?
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Are you calling me
a liar? If the shoe fits.
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Samantha, I demand
that you open this door.
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Big deal!
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Hello, Darrin. Come to
give me my severance pay?
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No.
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I came to apologize.
May I come in?
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Why, sure, Larry. Mmm.
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Now, look, Darrin, you
should know by now...
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that I say a lot of
things I don't mean.
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Really, Larry? Of course.
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Everybody knows
that I'm a... a volatile,
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excitable, impetuous,
rash, impulsive...
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Blowhard? That wasn't exactly
the word I was looking for.
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How about "hysterical
nut"? I'll stick with "blowhard."
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You said you wanted
to apologize. Yes.
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I'm sorry for the way I behaved,
and your job is waiting for you.
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Larry, why the sudden switch?
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What do you mean,
"Why the sudden switch?"
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It takes a big man to
know when he's wrong,
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and it just so
happens I'm a big man.
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Well, uh... Darrin,
please don't make me beg.
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It's taken a lot out of
me just to apologize.
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All right, Larry. I
accept your apology.
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Glad to have you back,
Darrin. Thanks, Larry.
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Where's Sam? Hmm? Oh, Sam.
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She's upstairs. Why?
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Well, I just heard,
through my underground,
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that Barton Industries is coming
out with a new paint product.
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Don't you see, Darrin?
They'll need a new slogan for it,
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and we'll be in on
the ground floor.
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We can deliver the winner of
the Tinker Bell Diaper contest.
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Larry, I ought to bust
you in your bazoo.
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Now, Darrin... Hi,
Larry. Oh, hi, Sam.
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I just dropped by to welcome
Darrin back into the firm...
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and offer you a job.
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Me? Right. To head up
our slogan department.
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Oh.
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Well, I... I'm flattered that you have
so much confidence in me, Larry.
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What's good enough for Tinker Bell
Disposable Diapers is good enough for me.
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Well, it's a very flattering
offer, but I'm not interested.
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Don't worry about me, Sam. You
can whip up all the slogans you want.
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I am no longer with
the organization.
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You're not? That's right, Larry.
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One Stephens is
enough for any company.
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You can consider
this my resignation.
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Well, Darrin? Well, what?
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If you're no longer with the
company, would you mind leaving?
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This is a closed meeting.
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Oh... That tears it.
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Sweetheart, Larry
was just kidding.
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No, no, no. I wouldn't
want to be in the way...
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when you two are
talking business.
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Oh, Darrin...
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Ooh. Don't give
it a thought, Sam.
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He'll cool off. Well,
he seems pretty upset.
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Larry, if this is your
idea of some kind of joke,
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I think it's very unkind.
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Unkind? How can
you say I'm unkind?
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I not only came to tell
Darrin I was taking him back,
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I even offered his wife a job.
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Oh, good grief.
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♪♪
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You don't come in
here very often, do you?
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Only when I've had
a fight with my wife.
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It's the same with me, and I
haven't missed a night in 11 years.
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And that goes for birthdays,
anniversaries, Christmas,
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New Year, Armist-istace Day,
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Labor Day and Groundhog Day.
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Groundhog Day?
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I said, "If he sees his
shadow, it'll be a late spring."
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And she says, "If he sees his
shadow, it'll be an early spring."
237
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Do I have to tell ya?
238
00:17:14,601 --> 00:17:16,735
Charlie, another double here.
239
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When you're married to a witch,
life is a little more complicated.
240
00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:24,443
If you think you're
married to a witch,
241
00:17:24,511 --> 00:17:26,444
you should see my wife.
242
00:17:27,681 --> 00:17:30,121
She's got a mother
that's a witch too.
243
00:17:31,085 --> 00:17:37,021
When my mother-in-law comes,
I put a pumpkin in the window.
244
00:17:42,496 --> 00:17:44,996
Hello, Darrin?
245
00:17:45,065 --> 00:17:48,533
Oh. Hi, Larry. No.
246
00:17:48,602 --> 00:17:52,870
No, he's not home yet,
and I'm beginning to worry.
247
00:17:52,939 --> 00:17:56,074
Larry, I don't think that sitting
around thinking up slogans...
248
00:17:56,143 --> 00:17:59,144
is going to take my
mind off my troubles.
249
00:18:00,147 --> 00:18:02,380
Well, I just don't know.
250
00:18:02,449 --> 00:18:06,284
The last time we had an argument,
he went to this little bar, and I...
251
00:18:06,353 --> 00:18:09,988
Oh, wait a minute. That's it!
252
00:18:10,056 --> 00:18:13,091
I'll talk to you later,
Larry. Bye-bye.
253
00:18:18,799 --> 00:18:20,732
Hi, Clarissa!
254
00:18:20,801 --> 00:18:24,369
You be a good girl
and sit with Tabitha.
255
00:18:24,438 --> 00:18:26,738
I'll be back in a few minutes.
256
00:18:34,481 --> 00:18:37,482
♪♪
257
00:18:51,965 --> 00:18:53,925
Aren't you gonna offer
me a drink, Darrin?
258
00:18:57,905 --> 00:19:00,238
A zombie for the lady, please.
259
00:19:00,307 --> 00:19:04,309
Don't tell me that's your
wife? That's her, all right.
260
00:19:04,378 --> 00:19:07,279
Well, she doesn't
look like a witch.
261
00:19:07,347 --> 00:19:09,581
She is, all right.
262
00:19:09,650 --> 00:19:14,920
Darrin, now you know I wouldn't
have accepted that job from Larry.
263
00:19:14,989 --> 00:19:18,823
Why not? That's the way for
him to get the Barton account.
264
00:19:18,892 --> 00:19:23,295
The best way to get the Barton
account is to show him your layouts.
265
00:19:24,665 --> 00:19:27,932
They're not interested
in my layouts.
266
00:19:28,001 --> 00:19:31,669
They're waiting for another
one of your brilliant slogans.
267
00:19:31,738 --> 00:19:34,872
Darrin, why don't we go
home and talk this over?
268
00:19:34,941 --> 00:19:39,844
Oh, no. I'm staying
here with my friend.
269
00:19:39,913 --> 00:19:41,913
Oh, really?
270
00:19:47,821 --> 00:19:52,023
That's how you solve all
your problems... by witchcraft.
271
00:19:52,091 --> 00:19:54,959
I didn't even pay the
check. You can do that later.
272
00:19:55,028 --> 00:19:56,961
Now you can listen.
273
00:19:57,030 --> 00:19:59,464
If you didn't want your zombie,
you should have said so.
274
00:19:59,533 --> 00:20:02,800
- I wanted it.
- Okay.
275
00:20:05,138 --> 00:20:07,205
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
276
00:20:28,395 --> 00:20:30,495
That's just what I needed...
277
00:20:30,563 --> 00:20:33,097
to see things in
their true perspective.
278
00:20:34,501 --> 00:20:36,435
Uh...
279
00:20:46,447 --> 00:20:48,646
There you go, sweetheart.
280
00:20:48,715 --> 00:20:51,583
There. You have a
good night's sleep,
281
00:20:51,651 --> 00:20:54,386
and tomorrow you'll
feel much better.
282
00:20:55,655 --> 00:20:57,655
I hope.
283
00:21:57,751 --> 00:21:59,751
Hello?
284
00:22:01,855 --> 00:22:03,855
Oh, Larry.
285
00:22:05,826 --> 00:22:08,593
Did you have to ring
the phone so loud?
286
00:22:11,865 --> 00:22:13,865
Did what?
287
00:22:15,803 --> 00:22:17,803
I am?
288
00:22:19,606 --> 00:22:22,407
I did?
289
00:22:22,476 --> 00:22:24,609
Did what?
290
00:22:24,678 --> 00:22:26,611
But, Larry...
291
00:22:29,315 --> 00:22:31,549
Oh, uh, that's good news, Larry.
292
00:22:31,618 --> 00:22:33,151
Uh...
293
00:22:34,220 --> 00:22:36,220
I'll see ya later.
294
00:22:40,360 --> 00:22:43,494
That was Larry.
295
00:22:43,563 --> 00:22:46,931
He said, uh, Barton found my
layouts on his desk this morning.
296
00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:49,100
Uh, now, Darrin...
297
00:22:49,169 --> 00:22:52,737
- You put 'em there, right?
- Yes.
298
00:22:52,806 --> 00:22:55,351
- Did he like them?
- What do you mean,
"Did he like them?"
299
00:22:55,375 --> 00:22:57,642
Didn't you rig the
computer analyzer?
300
00:22:57,711 --> 00:22:59,744
What analyzer?
301
00:23:01,849 --> 00:23:04,949
- Then you didn't know.
- Know what?
302
00:23:05,018 --> 00:23:07,685
About the consumer analyzer.
303
00:23:07,754 --> 00:23:12,323
They tested your slogan on it,
and it was a complete washout.
304
00:23:12,392 --> 00:23:14,993
Well, why did they run it
through an electronic machine?
305
00:23:15,061 --> 00:23:17,361
Didn't they have any
faith in their own judgment?
306
00:23:17,430 --> 00:23:21,566
Who cares? The point is,
your slogan was rejected.
307
00:23:21,635 --> 00:23:26,404
It was lousy, which proves
it was your imagination.
308
00:23:26,472 --> 00:23:30,008
Well, I don't think
that's very nice.
309
00:23:30,076 --> 00:23:33,477
Honey, you know what I mean.
310
00:23:33,547 --> 00:23:39,283
Yes, I know, and I don't care.
311
00:23:41,255 --> 00:23:44,067
I'm sorry, honey. I should have
known you'd never lie to me.
312
00:23:44,091 --> 00:23:46,958
It's time you learned
about witches.
313
00:23:49,162 --> 00:23:51,963
If I didn't have to go to
work, I'd love to stay home...
314
00:23:52,032 --> 00:23:54,732
and take a couple of lessons.
315
00:24:05,612 --> 00:24:09,347
Hello. Oh, hi, Larry. Uh...
316
00:24:11,017 --> 00:24:14,252
What? Well, that's great.
317
00:24:14,321 --> 00:24:17,522
Thanks, Larry. Yeah, okay. Bye.
318
00:24:19,326 --> 00:24:21,259
How do you like that? Huh?
319
00:24:21,328 --> 00:24:23,261
Larry gave me the day off.
320
00:24:23,329 --> 00:24:25,764
Oh, well!
321
00:24:25,832 --> 00:24:27,766
I wonder what came over him.
322
00:24:27,834 --> 00:24:30,268
Yeah, so do I. Sam!
323
00:24:30,336 --> 00:24:36,241
Well, I had one
free twitch coming.
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