All language subtitles for Below Deck Sailing Yacht - 04x02 - Worst Vacation Ever

- Ah, I'’m caught!
- You okay?

Yeah, I'’m all right.

- Mads, Lucy.
- Nice to meet you, Alex.

Gary, he has tested
positive for COVID.

You could step into
the chief officer'’s role.

I'’ll do whatever it takes.

Son of a bitch.

Okay.

We'’re not going off
the dock tomorrow.

It'’s kind of a
blessing in disguise.

All the deck team has
to do on this charter

is keep the boat clean
and distract the guests

with a little bit
of a good time.

We have eight
for the first charter.

On day two, the guests
want to hang out at the beach.

We have had a little
problem with our main engine.

I don'’t think we're going to be
able to get off the dock today.

Glenn, you'’re
breaking our heart.

The current plan is to keep
their glasses topped up.

- We need to fill up.
- Would you like a top up?

Their stomachs full.

These are mac and
cheese truffle arancini balls.

And their memory short.

Hey, don'’t hit the other boat.

Is there water in
there right now?

Yeah.

How long would it take
them to fix this problem?

Just to take it apart
and put it back together?

15 days. Our season is finito.

Okay, I have six guests up.

- Okay, fruit platter.
- Go for it.

We need to rebuild the engine.

The key to solving
this is to get parts here

as quickly as possible.

He'’s not available
to do this work.

15 days.

I'’ll get on to that.

It needs to be fixed. We
need to get on to it fast.

The problem is we
don'’t have the rebuild kit.

And it might take us two
or three days just to find it.

On top of that, we
have guests on board

who do not get
their sailing holiday.

Sucks to be me right
now. I'’m not happy.

So we need a full
rebuild kit for a C30.

Yeah.

Mini spinach eggs benedict.

- Can I get another...
- Yes, absolutely.

Madison, you can stay up
here and you can go down

and start with the cabins.

Two cabins are free.

We will not make them
do espresso martinis again.

There has to be a limit.

Why would you say
there should be a limit?

I love you guys.

Did you still want
to do the beach?

Oh, Daisy was, we
were talking about all of it.

I think Glenn is going
to come and talk to you

with some choices for today.

- Thank you very much.
- There you go.

All right, thank you, man.

- Yeah, you'’re welcome.
- See you later.

Ciao.

Gonna get all these
pumps in one place.

Glenn, can you talk to the
guests about the plan for today?

- Yeah.
- And options. Thank you.

Hello. We need a engine.

Can you bring one?

Yes.

Parsifal Three.
Thank you so much.

Okay, they'’ll be right over.

Good morning, sir.

How are you guys doing?

We'’re having a decent time.

- Cool.
- The sun'’s coming out.

It looks like we'’re
not leaving the dock.

Apologize for that.

I'’m really, really sorry.
I'’m so embarrassed.

Yeah, with the boat.

But that doesn'’t
mean that you guys

can'’t go somewhere
and have fun.

We'’re not leaving the dock.

We'’ve got to try to
come up with ways

to keep these guys entertained.

So stress is like 110%.

There'’s a beach a
couple miles up this way.

It'’s really nice.

- Yeah, I agree.
- Okay, bon appetit.

- Thank you.
- Thank you, Glenn.

Right now, it looks
like they like the idea

of going to the beach.

Take the tender and the vans.

Did you get your toilet paper?

We need some, too, for our room.

Can we get some toilet
paper for the room?

Lucy'’s down there,
so she'’s replacing

- the toilet paper for you.
- Thank you.

That already looks a lot better.

Yeah.

Let me just grab my cane.

Oh, thank you.

Hey, so there'’s a beach set up.

I prefer to send the two boys...

Chase is going to go in the van,

and then Alex will
do the tender run.

So if you could spare
a girl for the van.

Yeah.

We'’re already so behind.

We have dirty dishes,
stained laundry.

Cabins that need
to be turned over.

So me sending a girl
to open up beer bottles

would not be a good move.

Gary, do you really need a stew?

Basically, they'’re
going to be... ing around,

hanging out in the boat.

I just think it'’s
more professional.

Okay, then I'’ll send someone.

Fortunately, Gary'’s not
here to argue with me.

I'’m going to get
drinks on my end,

and you two boys
are going to stay there

and do the drinks and stuff.

Hummus, veggie
sticks, guac, and chips.

- Yeah, perfect.
- Easy. It'’s not a meal.

It'’s not a full set up.

Do you want to go to the
beach, or do you want...

I don'’t mind.

Okay, you go to the beach.

So if you'’ve got
everything ready

on the laz, why don'’t
you start bringing it up?

On the dock, ready
to go into the van.

Set your chairs up. You
can set some umbrellas up.

- Cool?
- We can do it.

- Thank you, sir.
- Cool. Excellent, man.

Alex, we are doing beach set up.

You'’re going to bring
the guests in the tender,

and then it'’ll
just be you and I.

This is Glenn from the
yacht, Parsifal Three.

We know we need, like,
either a partial or full rebuild kit.

Nothing.

Okay, thanks.

Well, if you can check
if there'’s an intercooler

or even a used one anywhere,
that would be fantastic.

We need to find the
parts and get them here.

Any information you can
send me, that'’d be great.

Right. We don'’t
have all the rebuild kit.

I can'’t find one, even if I
had all the money in the world.

There'’s none available.

On top of that,
Gary'’s got COVID.

These guests are disappointed,
so we could be... ed.

What'’s the game plan?

I can'’t find the parts.

We'’re going to be
sat here for a while.

I have to try and
think of something.

Those bathrooms are disgusting.

They'’re all super messy, man.

me. This all needs to
be treated and soaked.

I just don'’t even think
that'’s going to be salvaged.

We'’ve got extra towels.
We should be good.

Oh, did you? I was just
going to grab them. Nice.

How are you guys doing
with getting the van ready?

We got the dock
pretty much loaded up.

Excellent.

Hopefully it'’s not
going to go brown

if I pour lemon juice on top.

Okay, so the beach,
these are all ready to go.

If they ask for a drink,
it'’s all really basic stuff.

Cool.

Is Alex coming?

He'’s going to bring
the tender later.

Let'’s go knock it out.

Gary.

How are you getting
on with Mads?

There'’s no power struggle.

- No.
- You guys are just cool.

Yeah, that'’s the same
way Alex and I have been.

I was a bit worried
because when I met him,

he kind of has this hippie vibe.

And I was like, oh God,
this guy'’s going to be lazy.

This is not the best
knot for tying up a tender

because it'’s bound up.

Do you see the video
of the after cooler?

Yeah.

Do you see an
issue with starting it

with the after cooler on
but the raw water bypassed?

Yeah.

I happen to have
experience salvaging engines.

In 2018, I bought a
hurricane damaged boat.

It sank on one side and one
of the engines was underwater.

We tried to salvage that engine
and it ended up blowing up.

So I know how bad it is
to get salt water inside.

But there has to
be a quicker solution

apart from rebuilding this
engine from the block up.

Thanks, mate.

- Of course.
- Good people.

Oh, here we go. Looking fresh.

- Glenn.
- What'’s happening?

They requested you
to join them for dinner.

Sure, I would be honored.

- Are you ladies ready to go?
- Absolutely. Absolutely.

We are? Let'’s do it.

Hey.

See if you can
make one real quick.

There'’s coffee there.

Well, you guys might as well
get in the tender while you wait.

- It'’s like herding cats, right?
- Yep.

They'’re just getting
into the tender now.

Yeah, someone'’s making
you one. Thank you.

So I think we have
three or four of these.

I spoke to them at
nine o'’clock dinner.

- Yeah.
- They want Glenn to join.

- Have your espresso martini.
- Oh, thank you.

I got a seat right for you.

There'’s no ice in a bag there?

Daisy, Daisy, Daisy Glenn.

Go ahead.

Do you know, if ice went
to the beach with the van?

Ice is in the tender.

You should have
some in the tender.

Do you look in the
back of the seat there?

I'’m just, like, running around.

I'’m not seeing any of it.

Daisy, can you fill a
couple bags with ice?

Please bring it out
to the dock now.

Jesus... ing Christ.

Interior. Interior.

Did you guys copy? We
don'’t have any ice in the tender.

Please bring more ice
to the dock right now.

These guests are having less

than the best
experience possible.

There'’s ice in the ice bucket.

I don'’t know where it
is, but I don'’t have ice.

Let'’s... ing bring
ice up here right now.

- Get some... ing ice.
- There'’s ice in the tender.

We can'’t... ing find it.

We bring more,
we'’ve got... ing ice.

I'’d rather have two than
none. Let'’s get the guests going.

I am... ing done.

me.

Interior, interior.
You guys copy?

Please bring more ice right now.

- There'’s ice in the ice bucket.
- I don'’t know where it is.

We bring more,
we'’ve got... ing ice.

Daisy'’s gonna lose her mind.

I am... ing done.

There'’s ice in that...
It'’s on the boat.

- We'’ll find it.
- In the bucket.

We got it. Go ahead, drive.

Bye, guys. Have fun.

Yes.

Can I get a cocktail?

- Did you guys find the ice?
- Yes.

- Where was it?
- In the ice bucket.

It'’s okay. They
have it. It'’s okay.

All right.

I'’m so... ing over this.

Don'’t worry about
any of the water sports.

Maybe just chairs,
tables, umbrellas.

And I'’ll get the rest of
all this sh... over here.

You are a machine.
I am a machine.

Damn, you'’re quick, girl.

With this, you don'’t put
the detergent here... exactly.

You just keep on setting up.

I think you'’re
doing a great job.

Chase is not annoying.

We'’re just so opposite.

Moaning gets me through life.

It'’s my way.

We can just put the
loungers on the outside.

It might look better.
Like, alternate them.

Yeah, it looks better like that.

I don'’t need a boss to tell
me this beach is looking sexy.

Oh, looks cool.

Yeah, we did good.

- Good job.
- Good job.

Thanks for being a killer.

The goal is to get
this thing running

- for the next couple of months.
- Yes.

What I can do is I can
pull the injectors out.

Okay.

And see which
cylinders were wet.

Right.

And just start cleaning
the sh... out of the engine.

Flush out that sump.

And then run it without
the aftercooler on it.

If you don'’t have the cool
down, you can'’t rev it as high?

Yeah, it'’ll be less efficient

with maybe four,
five knots or whatever.

That'’s like, five knots
faster than we'’re doing now.

What I'’m about to do is
completely unorthodox.

But if we don'’t try, then
we'’ve got no charter season.

It'’s as simple as that.

So this afternoon, I hope to
have the engine running dodgily.

- That'’ll be a big plus, huh?
- Yeah.

Ready for a little beach party?

- Come on out.
- This is so cute.

- Ready?
- Beautiful. Nice!

They'’re going
to bring our bags.

- And they don'’t want us...
- Ashley'’s down.

- Breakin'’ a hip.
- You okay, Miss?

What a mess.

First course, you can do a
mousse en bouche or a canapé.

- Yeah.
- You'’ve got the surf and turf.

I'’m just going to
set up some snacks.

We hangry. We hangry.

That looks amazing.

Miss, would you like
a lime in your corona?

Yeah.

I feel like you'’re
working really hard.

Of course.

I want you guys to
have a good time.

It'’s that Southern Charm.

Hey, Daisy, I'’ve
just arrived back.

You can go down and help

Madison really crush the cabins.

Jesus.

Let'’s do it.

Salt water is extremely
bad in an engine.

It starts to corrode it.

And if things corrode,
they become weak.

If things are weak, they break.

, man.

One of these two
had water in them.

We'’ve just got
to clean them off.

You'’ve got to pull
the injectors out,

and then we start
sucking the salt water out.

And then we fill it with diesel,

and then we suck the diesel out

so that it has a chance
of spinning again.

That could be water.

It'’s a tedious task.

Honestly, this is
pushing me to my limits.

Okay, let'’s pull
another injector out.

What? I literally did that
- ing toilet this morning.

Dude, they'’re a mess.

I wouldn'’t be
surprised if they were,

like, vomiting last night.

Here.

Oh, my... ing God.

I couldn'’t live like this.

- Open your mouth.
- Don'’t be boring.

Don'’t be boring.

Did you clean the
drain in the master?

- No. Yes. Did you want me to?
- Can you do that now?

Open your mouth
like a red solo cup.

That'’s rude.

I did the mirrors. I did
that shower. I did wood.

These two beds.

Can I try one?

Oh!

Oh my God.

Ah!

, that scared me.

Look at me.

It'’s dinner time.

There is so much
pressure on this dinner.

I'’m stressing that
Glenn'’s going to be there.

And I'’m looking
at the time going,

every minute is
another minute gone.

I'’ve got to blend
the rest of it still.

Help!

It'’s all over.

Everywhere.

We'’ll get the sand out of here.
So there'’s no sandy cheeks.

Ah!

What?

Seabob. I'’ll take it.

- Hey, Lucy.
- Oh, my God.

There you go.

Pull back on it and you'’ll
stay on the top of the water.

Rude.

- Are you finished the cabins?
- Yes.

Okay. Great.

They'’re on their way back.

Oh, I'’ll just change
the bin and I'’ll be out.

Okay. Thanks.

- Look at her go.
- No, Ashley.

Woo-hoo.

Why'’s she got her
face in the water?

I say we go back in the boat.

Let'’s go to the
tender. We'’ll send you.

Because I think
they'’re getting stirry.

Ah!

Can I move in with...

- You okay?
- Ready?

It'’s taking me
forever, all this.

I am so impressed.

Every dish that
I'’ve pulled out today

has either been dirty or wet.

The dishwasher is
like a no-go because

a lot of them are
dirty and stuff.

Right, right. Definitely.

I think it'’s because you
guys are stacking them.

I'’m definitely trying to
be on Daisy'’s good side.

I want to be her. You
know what I mean?

- Just turn them around.
- Dry them.

I know there'’s
not a lot of space.

So even if you don'’t
know what you'’re doing,

you just smile and wave
and fake it until you make it.

- Thank you.
- Uh-huh.

Espresso martinis!

That'’s exactly what I want.

All crew, all crew, guests
are coming back now.

Copy.

Oh, my God.

'’s sake.

I'’m going to cry.

Don'’t stress. Lucy, don'’t cry.

me.

Coming up...

All right.
- ing intake'’s clean.

We'’ve got as much of the
water out as we possibly can.

The next step is
to start the engine.

Come on. Come on.

Oh, my God.

I'’m going to cry.

It'’s just broken glass.

I know I said do things quickly,

but if you need to take
that extra few minutes.

I feel like a child.

I feel like this
boat is ruining me.

It'’s okay.

Oh, bless you.

No, you'’re going
to have a good day.

Ew. Band-aids..

- How was it?
- It was fun.

- Was it okay?
- It was fun.

That looks pretty good there.

Okay. I know it.

Oh... ing hell.

They ended up
mostly drinking again.

Seabob'’s back in
the van or something?

Yeah.

When he gets here,
rinse everything.

- Cool.
- Put it away.

So far, so good.
We'’re getting there.

If you have espresso
martinis, you come on in.

I'’m coming.

Yeah.

Oh, God... ing...

Stop being tall, bro.

Oh, my Lord.

It'’s good?

Oh, thank you. Thank you.

You are, like, so
cute and sweet.

You guys are very, very
sweet. I'’m being so serious.

It'’s one thing to not be
able to sail that'’s wind,

but you don'’t check your engines
before somebody comes on?

That'’s on you.

I can do this in Florida.
I can go to the beach.

I'’m disappointed.

All right. Intakes
clean, mother... ers.

We'’ve got as much
of the water out

as we possibly
can at this point.

The next step is to
actually start the engine

and just shoot out anything
remaining in the cylinders.

I don'’t know many engineers
that would take this on,

but it kind of
excites me in a way.

Okay. I'’m gonna start putting
fuel down these cylinders.

No, I don'’t really focus
too much on ladies yet.

Historically, my dating profile

would be brunettes
with nice teeth.

It'’s a pretty big one for me.

Just me and Captain Glenn.

Snoozing.

But Daisy'’s lovely.

Mads is lovely. Lucy is lovely.

It'’s a long time on a boat.
Whatever happens happens.

We'’ll see.

Okay, that'’s it.
Ready to pump out?

That one was bad.

Dinner, okay.

It'’s black and gold themes.

Exactly.

Oh!

I need to taste the cucumber.

And then I need
to peel the prawns.

I think my
perfectionism definitely

comes from working in
the fine dining restaurants.

Imagine that you spend all day
making these beautiful dishes,

and if they'’re not perfect,
you have to throw them out

and start all over again.

Cute little prawns.

Doing that day after
day, year after year,

like it becomes your nature
to like want it to be perfect.

And so I think I'’m
just hard on myself.

I need to make it perfect.

I'’ve got the
parmesan, the tuna.

I think I'’m getting there.

Daisy, take a look
at some of these.

Okay, come over here.

Can you see this?

Nope.

You'’re such a... ing liar.

I mean, Alex, is
really good looking,

but I don'’t want to be hooking
up with any junior deck hands.

Can you not see,
like, all of this?

No, I can'’t se.

Oh, the little fuzzes.

- Like, and the...
- Like this here?

Yeah, like...

Okay, okay, Mom.

I mean, it'’s good.
It'’s a good attempt.

I do really enjoy
looking at him.

- I would put them on the table.
- Nice.

- That'’s a good one.
- Big leagues.

I don'’t think we
have any towels.

Hey, Daisy. Do you have
towels for our main room?

Oh, yeah, of course.
Here, let me get you some.

- At least four.
- Oh.

I'’m so confused right now.

I love everybody.

I just love beautiful
people that are sweet.

And people that bring me towels.

Okay, it'’s going
to start this time.

Come on.

Come on!

yes!

, I knew we could do it.

Dude, is that the
main engine running?

Yeah!

yeah, baby!

- Woo!
- Oh, my God.

That'’s amazing.

I'’m so... ing stoked right now.

It'’s running. It'’s running.

The engine'’s running.

No way!

I'’m so stoked.

Yeah, that is so cool.

Everyone get Colin
a pat on the back.

Yeah.

Incredible. Incredible.

Colin'’s always been a legend,

but he'’s just gone up like
three notches in my eyes.

The first time we go
out, we'’ll just go real slow

and just take it step by step.

Until we get her out to
sea and test her under load,

I don'’t want to
get too excited,

but I'’m feeling good.

Amazing, dude.

I'’m so... ing happy.

- Amazing. Amazing.
- Oh my God.

Wow. Incredible.

Okay, you can do
dinner service with me,

and then you can
crack on with cabins.

Yeah, I do like this
color. You'’re right.

I know you would.

All right, we'’re upstairs.

It looks so pretty up here.

Oh, you look lovely.

Let me go and let the chef
know that it'’s starting to happen.

I did, too.

We'’ve got four guests up.

Copy.

I'’m just going to plate the
gazpacho because it is cold.

Oh, here she comes. Kare-Bear.

But it'’s pretty
much like juice.

- Am I sitting here?
- Yes.

Make sure there'’s towels,

water, blinds,
just double check.

- Okay.
- Cool.

Okay, we'’re ready to go.

Madison, you go first.

Cheers.

Thank you for
having dinner with us.

Thank you for inviting me.

This looks so cool.

You'’re multitasking today.

The first course is a
cucumber gazpacho

with olive oil pearls

and fresh radish.

Enjoy.

Look at the little pearls.

I love this. This
fancy stuff, I love it.

I can taste the
pepper, which is cool.

I like that.

Um...

All right, let'’s do this.

I am disgusted.

There is blood on a carpet.

Clothes everywhere.

It stank of fish.

I'’m not you're... ing...

...maid. Well, I am.

Oh, my God.

Yeah.

I like the name Karen.

I think it'’s a lovely name.

Yes, I will marry you.

- Done.
- Thank you.

I'’ll marry you.

Oh, you'’re not even that funny.

Like, relax.

He'’s pretty funny.

Personality is a big one for me.

Alex seems a little
more mischievous

and Chase more
Southern gentlemen.

Nailed it.

I wouldn'’t be opposed
to screwing the crew

provided they know how to screw.

Am I going crazy

or are these slowly
changing colors?

They are, it'’s
like a mood ring.

Mood boobs?

It'’s a moob.

Got it?

Oh, gosh.

Just walk nice and
slow. There'’s no rush.

Wow.

This is a tuna taco
with a parmesan crust.

It'’s got a honey mustard sauce.

Beautiful.

That'’s nice.

The bed is covered in blood.

Oh my God.

Okay, that'’s fine.

This is really good,
but I'’m really hungry.

I hope we'’re having
another main course.

So, how do I want this?

I think, like,

if I go, like, one...

Yeah, if I can get
eight pieces out of that,

then I can get... That
would be enough.

And they'’ll be, like, a
bit thick with the prawn.

- I'’m tired.
- I'’m exhausted.

Oh, my God.

Oh, no!

I'’ve missed one.

I don'’t know. I can'’t do it.

I never used to have anxiety.

This is, like, a
new thing for me.

The pressure and overthinking.

That'’s when, like,
self-doubt kind of comes in.

That'’s when you make mistakes.

Where is it going
to go is the question.

There'’s no space.

Is food coming?

But it doesn'’t look good.

They wanted Michelin star.

One time, I threw meat
on the pan the wrong way,

and, like, the oil just, like...

It was like straight
over my face.

I had like blisters
under my eyes.

I just need to focus,

and dinner is
going to go perfect.

me.

Thank you.

This course is surf and turf,

rib eye, grilled prawns,

and a truffle butter.

- Wow.
- We love truffle.

- How'’d you know?
- Thank you.

Oh, my gosh. That is so good.

Melt in your mouth.

Wow. So good.

I think it'’s great.

This is fantastic.

She'’s great.

Almost done. Just
changing the towels out now.

Let me see this real quick.

Oh, God.

Well, there'’s not much
we can do at the moment.

We can wash this tomorrow.

So I'’ll just put it on.

Just re-do it quick. I think
they'’re coming to bed.

What'’s this toilet
roll doing here?

Do you just put it there?

The beds look good.

I'’m tired, I want,
like, a massive nap.

Madison, you can go
to bed. Good job today.

Okay.

- I'’m going to bed.
- Take this.

Oh, shoot.

Good night, Daisy. Thank you.

Thank you, ladies.

Sleep well, see
you in the morning.

Sleep well, thank you.

It'’s good, man.
Keeping things shiny.

Was it?

- Good night, ladies.
- I love you.

- Good night, baby.
- Sleep well.

All the guests have gone to bed.

Thanks for all your help.

It'’s a good one. The
boat is really nice.

I don'’t know anyone, though.

You'’ve been stuck
in the engine room.

I don'’t know anyone.

I'’ll be really happy when
we get a first mate, you know?

Hey, I'’m the first mate.

It'’s raining.

It'’s not raining.

- Morning, Cheffy.
- Good morning.

Probably worth taking a shamois
and give that a little polish.

But you guys, you'’re
doing a good job.

Thank you, sir.

Now, we'’re taking the boat out?

No, we won'’t try to go before.

These guys have to
leave right about twelve.

It'’s too much.

We might delay
it until tomorrow.

There'’s no wind. There'’s rain.

- Morning.
- I know. We'’re so late.

- I had all these plans.
- That'’s okay.

- Coffee, please.
- Yeah, sure.

Girls, can you start
bringing up the food?

Cheer up, pillow.

- I was relentless.
- Good morning.

It'’s antipasti.

And then it'’s a mix.

Ham and Gruyere crepes.

Thank you so much.

Here we have some bacon,
egg, feta and vegetable muffins.

Oh, my goodness.
They'’re so cute.

Oh.

We'’re sitting on
the dock in the bay.

No, we just didn'’t get...

The five-star experience

you thought you
were going to get.

Oh. No.

I need a drink.

I have to go finish packing.

I'’m sorry.

Deck, deck, deck, Glenn.

The van for the luggage is here.

Oh, thank you.

This was so incredible.

I'’m so sorry
about the kind of...

...logistics. Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Like, I love everybody.

Just, you know,
not the best trip.

I think it should come from you

because you'’re the most
outspoken of all of us.

We'’ll be right back.

Making it all fit.

Hi. What'’s going on?

Um...

We had no toilet paper,

no towels, no bath mats.

Honestly, aside from
being with, you know,

my best friend
and the company...

What the is going on?

You know, to not even
be able to leave the dock.

Yeah.

And even, like,
for me, like, just,

we had no toilet
paper, no towels.

Really? We take pride
in making sure you guys

have everything at all times.

Um, I feel just, but,
overall, just communicate.

I'’m gonna have... Daisy,
can you come in for a second?

You'’re absolutely lovely.

Um, they were just saying
there were a few things

where we dropped
the ball at some points.

There were no toilet paper.

Nobody took out the trash.
There was no toilet paper.

We had no towels.

It was just kind
of, like, hot mess.

Okay, I'’ll speak to
the girls about that.

I'’m sorry about that.

- Thank you.
- No, you'’re very, very welcome.

We need to look at all those
things that you mentioned

and all of those things
will be addressed.

Just warn you that they'’re
complaining about us...

Well, complaining about me.

It'’s fine, but
just so you know.

Thank you very much.

You'’re doing four.

I can'’t remember
how much did I put?

She'’s doing four.

All crew, all crew.

The guests are
getting ready to depart.

Can we get all the
crew on the dock now?

Well, we have some...

Here they come.

- Thank you so much.
- Thank you.

- Bye.
- Bye.

Thank you!

- Thank you, Captain.
- Thank you.

Enjoy the rest of
your time in Italy.

- Thank you.
- Thank you.

Bye.

Good, good, good.

I would say, like, things
could have been better,

but overall, you guys
were, like, fantastic.

So, girls'’ trip of a lifetime.

- Thank you.
- Oh, thank you very much.

- Bye.
- Bye.

- Bye.
- Thank you.

Bye, thank you!

- Great job, everyone.
- Yeah.

Everyone, first charter.

So, strip all the beds,
and then do the carpets.

Oh, got it.

I'’m so intrigued to hear this.

So, she said, no
towels, no toilet paper.

They took it pretty seriously.
They were quite upset.

They asked me once for towels,
and I gave them straight away.

They never said that they were
low on toilet paper, not once.

But that'’s something that
they should never have to say.

We should be
checking it regularly.

Every time they went to the
cabin, they had toilet paper.

You think they
just made that up?

To be honest, I think there
was a lot of alcohol consumed.

They'’re on a bit
of a come down.

- But let'’s not be defensive.
- I'’m not being defensive.

- I'’m taking it on.
- Let'’s take it on.

We don'’t want them to
be upset when they leave,

whether it'’s their
fault or our fault.

I think the fact that the
boat couldn'’t leave the dock,

that'’s already a massive black
cloud over the whole charter.

What I want is every
time they go in there,

to turn down, make sure
it'’s a full roll of toilet paper.

Currently, I'’m feeling a
mixture of embarrassed, upset,

and I'’m pretty shocked.

I will take it on, and
this is going to happen.

We'’re going to be
slow at the beginning,

and by the end, we'’re
going to be an amazing team.

Honestly, I'’m a bit confused

if our service
really was that bad.

- Cool. Thank you.
- You'’re welcome.

So I got some instructions.

Put covers on, tidy up the teak,

and call it a day.

Obviously, going forward,
the aim is to improve.

Right.

Completely stock up the
cupboards with toilet paper,

so as to avoid that.

Do you feel like as a
team, we did all we could...

- Yeah.
- ...to deliver?

ing hell yeah.

I don'’t feel like giving up

when I hear
complaints like this,

but it does just, like,
dampen your day.

Like, I'’m working
as hard as I can here.

From what I can see, I
think you two did great.

Let'’s just take the
feedback on board.

I'’m telling you, that
was a hard charter.

That is supposed to
be down on the side,

- But I can take it apart.
- Yeah.

Let'’s just make sure we do
that before next charter, right?

Crazy first charter.

I think you nailed it.

- I don'’t know.
- Think you can do better?

Definitely.

All crew, all crew, can I
get everybody together

in the saloon for a tip meeting?

That was the mother of
all intense first charters.

Missing first mate, no engine.

Just that we
survived that charter

is pretty amazing.

Colin, well done.

I would say it'’s the most
challenging engineering

problem I'’ve ever come
across in my career.

That'’s never happened.

Kudos. I can'’t
thank you enough.

Cheers.

Daisy, not being
able to leave the dock

put an extra strain on
especially you guys,

so thank you all
for your efforts.

Ileisha, the guests seem
quite pleased with the food.

Personally, I agree with
that because it was delicious.

Chase and Alex,

thanks for taking
the initiative on deck.

As far as the status
of our first mate,

of course, I will pass on
as soon as I have the news.

The bit that you'’ve
all been waiting for,

the tip.

It'’s $19,100 U.S. dollars.

And it comes out
to 2,105 euros each.

Oh, that'’s awesome.

yeah!

I'’m very shocked by that.

I am kind of shocked.

I mean, I guess the
majority of the guests

were very happy with
the service they received.

Thank.

I'’ve organized a little
dinner for you guys

and some drinks.

- Thank you.
- Have fun. All right?

Thank you. Cheers.

- Cheers!
- Good job, everybody.

Good first charter.

Who do you think is the
best looking girl on board?

I think you'’re the best
looking girl on the boat.

You got nice hair, man.

You look lovely.

Thank you.

You look beautiful. Hair, lush,

as Lucy would say.

Let'’s make a move. Vamanos.

I really need to
get off the boat.

I am mad at the boat.

Me and the boat
aren'’t friends right now.

You can share mine.

I quickly remembered
why I drink so much.

Cheers, bro. Good charter.

This is super pretty.

Yeah, this is so cute.

So cute.

Hello, guys. How are you?

What do you like for drinks?

- Beer.
- Two of those, please.

I'’ll have a margarita
with ice, please.

- Margarita.
- No salt.

Sh... .

Do you have mojito, please?

- Yes, we do.
- Yeah, okay. Thank you.

I feel ecstatic. I'’m so
ready to ask for a drink.

It'’s the only way you
can - ing release yourself

after that... ing sh... show.

What do you like for dinner?

I'’m definitely going to
get the Caprese salad.

Me too.

One drink, one water.
One drink, one water.

Cheers.

I think we did exceptionally
well for the conditions

that we were dealt.

Agreed, agreed.

Such an amazing crew.

We'’re missing someone.

I'’m cool if Gary doesn't come
back, because the tips are fat.

- Where are you from in Ireland?
- Dublin.

I did a four-day
road trip of all Ireland.

And I slept in my
car and just went...

- You just go on your own?
- Yeah.

- That'’s super cool.
- It was so good.

Guys, everyone, I
graduate on the 18th of July.

We'’re having a party.

I was hungover.

Shot of tequila.

This is in honor of Colin.

Thank you very much
for working so hard.

Because our season
was this close.

And we'’re about to make
a lot of money this season.

So cheers to you.

Thank you, guys.

One, two, three.

Ah!

Watch out, she'’s gonna blow!

She'’s gonna blow!

No, I'’m okay.

It'’s just a bit of spit.

Well, welcome to my life.

Coming up...

If this is night one,

I don'’t know how the rest
of the season'’s going to go.

Yeah!

Oh!

Woo!

Oh, my God!

I am literally a drama queen.

Me three.

Holy sh... , we'’re
getting - ed up, man.

You guys want to chug?

- Are you good at sculling?
- I'’m game.

Let me participate.

You'’re racing
him. I'’ll judge it.

No, you'’re in this,
you... ing old man.

Don'’t be a dick.

- Yes!
- Ready?

One, two, three, go.

- Suck it!
- You'’re so old.

I'’m gonna throw up!

- You boys are fast!
- Good effort.

Guys, I think we need
to head back to the boat.

Vamonos chicas!

Now the party
starts. Let'’s go back.

Let'’s see how
hot this hot tub is.

We got to... ing sea
trial tomorrow, bro.

Ooh, a shopping cart.

Oh, sh...! Get in it!

Get in it, I got it.

Yeah!

Oh, my God.

Daisy, when she'’s been
drinking, is like my spirit animal.

Wait, Daisy, look at me!

I thought she was
all prim and proper.

No, she'’s actually a good time.

me.

You want a piggyback?

I'’ll give it to you.

- Okay.
- Thank God for the normal one.

- You'’re not... ing normal.
- She'’s not normal.

You'’re not normal.

Jesus.

Hold on.

Oh, my God, no!

Drink, drink, drink, drink.

Ai-yi-yi.

Daisy, you'’re my great scammy.

Should we go and get in...

Swim suits, yes.

Girl power.

Long slacks.

Woo!

- Colin!
- Jesus Christ!

I feel very, very drunk.

Is it just me?

- We'’re all drunk.
- Okay.

I was actually
going to go to bed.

No way, dude.

You'’ll regret it
if you go to bed.

Honestly, I'’m still feeling
very anxious right now.

I would love to get sh...
faced with my crew tonight,

but it'’s not
actually over for me,

because tomorrow'’s
sea trial day,

I have to be mature
about this one.

You'’re very responsible, Colin.

Hey, I'’m... I'm...

I'’ve been known
to be irresponsible.

- I mean, you go first.
- No, you go first.

I can'’t.

No, I need to know
what you think first.

I could go either way.

I was just pleasuring
myself on the jets.

- Oh, normal.
- Don'’t worry about it.

Hey, let'’s go.
I'’m like, stunning.

Where is everyone?

Shots, shots, shots, shots.

I like this.

- Ready?
- Woo!

Stop!

Woo!

Mwah!

All right, whoever
gets there first.

Daisy!

Help!

Holy sh... , what the?

Oh my God, Luce...

Dare.

- Yeah!
- Go, Dais.

Oh!

- Oi!
- Awesome!

I dare Chase to kiss Madison.

- Nice.
- Oh, Lord.

What is happening?

Yes, yes, yes. Yes, yes, yes.

All right.

Everybody.

Oh, sh...!

Those are good kisses.

If this is night one,

I don'’t know how the rest
of the season is going to go.

Again, again.

Go on Dais, Go on Dais!

Yes!

Woo!

Oh, my God.

Next on "Below
Deck Sailing Yacht..."

Dude, what'’s going
on? Why is this here?

What the is going on?

That'’s it. Yeah, baby.

Hey, Cap.

I can'’t tell you how
happy I am he'’s here.

Hey!

Cheers, everybody.

They'’ve just asked if all the
crew can have dinner with them.

So I don'’t want
to turn them down.

I'’m thinking, oh, my
God, can I do this?

Can'’t say no. But,
like, it'’s insane.

Oh, my God, I'’ve literally
got an hour until service.

When do you want
to go for the sea trial?

I'’m game whenever you are.

Glenn, Glenn, Colin.
Just stay at idle.

Staying at idle,
staying at idle.

Jesus Christ.

Come on!