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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:28,000 --> 00:00:30,240 Oh, wow! 2 00:00:30,400 --> 00:00:31,760 Look at him, skating. 3 00:00:32,960 --> 00:00:34,040 He's going fast. 4 00:00:34,160 --> 00:00:40,840 Yes, he's going very, very fast. Wheee! He's running, isn't he? 5 00:00:40,960 --> 00:00:43,760 Are you sure you don't mind having her today? 6 00:00:43,880 --> 00:00:44,800 No, course. 7 00:00:44,920 --> 00:00:46,720 I don't want you to feel I'm dumping it on you. 8 00:00:46,840 --> 00:00:47,760 No, it's fine. 9 00:00:47,880 --> 00:00:50,360 It's an appointment that I'd forgotten about and... 10 00:00:50,480 --> 00:00:53,480 It's all right. We're going to the park, aren't we? Go on the swings... 11 00:00:53,600 --> 00:00:54,880 When you have had enough with her, just drop her at my mum's. 12 00:00:55,000 --> 00:00:58,200 I've told her she's coming, and she knows you're dropping her. 13 00:00:58,320 --> 00:00:59,760 See you in a bit, Lise. 14 00:00:59,880 --> 00:01:01,720 - Say, "Bye, Mum." - I'll see you later at the play. 15 00:01:01,840 --> 00:01:04,840 - Yeah. See you later. - Bye. 16 00:01:46,480 --> 00:01:50,520 Shaun, what are you doing? Are you wanking? 17 00:01:50,640 --> 00:01:51,840 You're sweating. 18 00:01:53,280 --> 00:01:55,600 Oh, that is gross! 19 00:01:57,040 --> 00:01:58,440 What? 20 00:01:58,560 --> 00:02:00,400 Have you just come in the loo? 21 00:02:00,520 --> 00:02:02,040 No. 22 00:02:02,160 --> 00:02:03,720 Are you sure? 23 00:02:03,840 --> 00:02:05,920 Yes. No, I didn't. 24 00:02:06,040 --> 00:02:08,400 You have, haven't you? 25 00:02:08,520 --> 00:02:09,840 No. 26 00:02:09,960 --> 00:02:12,160 You are really mean. Why are you doing that? 27 00:02:13,720 --> 00:02:17,440 I... I dunno. 28 00:02:17,560 --> 00:02:20,400 I'm just under pressure with the play and stuff. 29 00:02:20,520 --> 00:02:22,320 You know, with all that... 30 00:02:22,440 --> 00:02:25,080 Are you wanking over someone in the play? 31 00:02:25,200 --> 00:02:27,360 No, of course not. It was just... I don't know. 32 00:02:27,480 --> 00:02:32,560 It was just over the magazines that the lads have got at college. 33 00:02:32,680 --> 00:02:33,960 And, you know... 34 00:02:35,160 --> 00:02:37,680 And the woman off Countdown. 35 00:02:37,800 --> 00:02:41,200 Oh, right, OK, the woman off Countdown - great! 36 00:02:41,320 --> 00:02:44,280 I asked you yesterday, Shaun, to have sex. 37 00:02:44,400 --> 00:02:47,760 I don't... I'm just... I don't know, 38 00:02:47,880 --> 00:02:52,160 I'm just under stress, and just wanted a bit of time on my own. 39 00:02:52,280 --> 00:02:54,280 You know, to think about stuff. 40 00:02:55,840 --> 00:02:58,080 All right, then. 41 00:02:59,720 --> 00:03:02,120 Well, I'll see you at the play later, yeah? 42 00:03:04,080 --> 00:03:05,280 Right. See you later. 43 00:03:05,400 --> 00:03:08,400 I'll be in to get changed, by the way. 44 00:03:22,240 --> 00:03:23,680 Act natural. 45 00:03:27,080 --> 00:03:28,080 Morning. 46 00:03:28,200 --> 00:03:30,000 Morning. 47 00:03:31,280 --> 00:03:32,400 All right, son? 48 00:03:32,520 --> 00:03:34,200 Yeah, I'm all right. 49 00:03:35,360 --> 00:03:37,040 It's a bit intense, isn't it? 50 00:03:37,160 --> 00:03:39,400 Does it not feel unnatural to be sat like that? 51 00:03:39,520 --> 00:03:41,760 We always sit like this, don't we? 52 00:03:41,880 --> 00:03:43,520 Where did you get to last night? 53 00:03:43,640 --> 00:03:49,280 Sending a fax. Why? I told you I was sending a fax. 54 00:03:49,400 --> 00:03:52,560 But I forgot to say... It was the machines buggering me about. 55 00:03:52,680 --> 00:03:53,640 A long time, son. 56 00:03:53,760 --> 00:03:55,800 Well, it takes a bit of doing, doesn't it? 57 00:03:55,920 --> 00:03:58,080 They muck you about. You know what they're like, these machines. 58 00:03:58,200 --> 00:03:59,480 What time did you get in? 59 00:03:59,600 --> 00:04:01,040 Nine, ten. 60 00:04:01,160 --> 00:04:05,240 Must have been after 12, I was still up at 12, so... 61 00:04:05,360 --> 00:04:07,960 Well, it was 12, then. I'm nearly 25! 62 00:04:08,080 --> 00:04:09,600 Do you think I'm cheating on you? Cos I have no mates. 63 00:04:09,720 --> 00:04:11,040 Why did you say that? 64 00:04:11,160 --> 00:04:12,680 I'm not cheating on you. 65 00:04:12,800 --> 00:04:16,840 I didn't say that. We've not said anything about that. 66 00:04:16,960 --> 00:04:18,880 All right, well, look, 67 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:22,000 I can only go as fast as the fax machine will allow me to go. 68 00:04:22,120 --> 00:04:24,840 It was after 20 past 12 when you came in that door. 69 00:04:24,960 --> 00:04:29,600 Well, bloody hell! Come on, I'm 25, let's not... Don't worry. 70 00:04:29,720 --> 00:04:31,440 You could have told us. 71 00:04:31,560 --> 00:04:32,520 - I will tell you. - Let us know. 72 00:04:32,640 --> 00:04:33,560 I should have let you know. 73 00:04:33,680 --> 00:04:36,120 - And now you've been worrying. - Yeah. 74 00:04:36,240 --> 00:04:40,280 And here's me wondering why. You're right, that was thoughtless. 75 00:04:40,400 --> 00:04:43,440 I am thoughtless and that's why I've no mates. 76 00:04:43,560 --> 00:04:45,560 It's common consideration, son, it's just... 77 00:04:45,680 --> 00:04:46,800 All right. 78 00:04:46,920 --> 00:04:49,760 Listen, I'm going to have to go, cos I am going to be late. 79 00:04:49,880 --> 00:04:52,160 So can I have a kiss and a smile, please, from everyone 80 00:04:52,280 --> 00:04:55,520 because it's really sad. Come on. Yeah? 81 00:04:55,640 --> 00:04:58,280 If I can bloody smile. Come on, Dad. 82 00:04:58,400 --> 00:05:01,160 See you later. I'm absolutely fine. I'm fine, Dad. 83 00:05:01,280 --> 00:05:03,320 Tell Mr Squires to get that fixed, then. 84 00:05:03,440 --> 00:05:06,480 I will. I'll get on it now. He'll love that. Can't wait to tell him that. 85 00:05:06,600 --> 00:05:08,560 Eight o'clock in the morning, Spanish Inquisition. 86 00:05:08,680 --> 00:05:12,440 See you in a bit. Love yas. Stop worrying. 87 00:05:32,840 --> 00:05:33,800 Lorraine, hi. 88 00:05:33,920 --> 00:05:34,920 Hi. 89 00:05:35,040 --> 00:05:36,960 How are you? 90 00:05:38,600 --> 00:05:40,320 I'm sorry to just turn up like this. 91 00:05:40,440 --> 00:05:42,440 It's OK. 92 00:05:42,560 --> 00:05:45,440 It's just... yesterday, you said... if I needed... 93 00:05:45,560 --> 00:05:47,080 Of course. 94 00:05:47,200 --> 00:05:51,200 I've got loads of time before I have to see the next patient, so... 95 00:05:51,320 --> 00:05:54,480 We can talk out here or we can go into the office or... 96 00:05:54,600 --> 00:05:55,760 Here's fine. 97 00:05:55,880 --> 00:05:57,800 OK. Have a seat. 98 00:06:03,960 --> 00:06:05,640 How have you been? Have you slept? 99 00:06:08,040 --> 00:06:10,400 I want to apologise about yesterday. 100 00:06:10,520 --> 00:06:12,560 Don't worry. I'm glad you've come in. 101 00:06:12,680 --> 00:06:16,840 No, it was... it was awful... the way I spoke to you. 102 00:06:16,960 --> 00:06:20,080 It's understandable, you're under a lot of pressure. 103 00:06:20,200 --> 00:06:24,240 No. I need you to know that I'm really sorry about that 104 00:06:24,360 --> 00:06:27,720 because I didn't... I didn't mean to attack you. 105 00:06:27,840 --> 00:06:30,840 It's OK. It's OK. 106 00:06:30,960 --> 00:06:33,000 I've been thinking about you since yesterday. 107 00:06:33,120 --> 00:06:34,920 I'm glad you've come back. 108 00:06:35,040 --> 00:06:36,360 Likewise. 109 00:06:40,320 --> 00:06:41,560 Lisa slept. 110 00:06:41,680 --> 00:06:42,760 Good. 111 00:06:42,880 --> 00:06:44,240 So, the Calpol... 112 00:06:44,360 --> 00:06:46,560 It worked. For now. 113 00:06:48,120 --> 00:06:49,640 Thank you for that. 114 00:06:52,400 --> 00:06:53,680 And did you? 115 00:06:56,600 --> 00:06:57,880 I got... 116 00:06:59,040 --> 00:07:01,480 ... about an hour, I think. 117 00:07:05,640 --> 00:07:06,800 Um... 118 00:07:09,040 --> 00:07:12,880 Just some of the things you said to me yesterday... 119 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:17,360 I don't want you to feel like I was trying to analyse your life, 120 00:07:17,480 --> 00:07:21,920 but I'm not doing my job if I don't look out for you as well as her, 121 00:07:22,040 --> 00:07:24,800 and that's all I was trying to convey, and... 122 00:07:24,920 --> 00:07:28,040 this is a place you can come and talk. 123 00:07:28,160 --> 00:07:29,520 Yeah. 124 00:07:30,600 --> 00:07:33,880 I could just tell you kind of care and... 125 00:07:35,040 --> 00:07:36,240 I do. 126 00:07:42,200 --> 00:07:43,480 I just... 127 00:07:47,200 --> 00:07:48,240 I don't... 128 00:07:51,160 --> 00:07:52,520 I can tell I'm not well. 129 00:07:52,640 --> 00:07:54,040 OK. 130 00:07:55,640 --> 00:07:57,200 I don't feel... 131 00:08:01,600 --> 00:08:03,080 I don't feel like myself. 132 00:08:03,200 --> 00:08:04,240 OK. 133 00:08:04,360 --> 00:08:05,680 And, um... 134 00:08:09,600 --> 00:08:11,440 ... I think I'm a little poorly. 135 00:08:11,560 --> 00:08:13,200 OK. 136 00:08:15,680 --> 00:08:18,120 It may or may not be postnatal depression. 137 00:08:18,240 --> 00:08:20,360 It might run a bit deeper than that. 138 00:08:21,680 --> 00:08:24,120 Because you'd expect that you'd have come from that by now, 139 00:08:24,240 --> 00:08:27,440 but there's more going on with you 140 00:08:27,560 --> 00:08:30,240 and I know that you've had a bereavement in your family... 141 00:08:30,360 --> 00:08:36,080 And, on top of everything else, it just makes everything so much worse. 142 00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:42,800 I'm... I'm glad he's dead. 143 00:08:46,320 --> 00:08:48,800 He was an... an evil man. 144 00:08:49,840 --> 00:08:53,360 - And, um... - You didn't have a good relationship? 145 00:08:53,480 --> 00:08:54,480 No. 146 00:09:01,320 --> 00:09:03,560 He used to abuse me when I was a kid. 147 00:09:05,840 --> 00:09:07,000 For... 148 00:09:08,680 --> 00:09:10,000 For a long time. 149 00:09:16,960 --> 00:09:18,840 Oh, my God. 150 00:09:27,080 --> 00:09:29,720 Have you ever spoken to anyone about it? 151 00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:35,920 Yeah. 152 00:09:37,680 --> 00:09:42,280 I've got a friend, and he's not around at the minute, but... 153 00:09:45,600 --> 00:09:47,800 ... he has always been there for me. And... 154 00:09:50,160 --> 00:09:51,840 ... he knows. 155 00:09:54,560 --> 00:09:57,960 That's absolutely not something you should carry around. 156 00:09:59,840 --> 00:10:01,880 It can destroy a person. 157 00:10:09,960 --> 00:10:12,720 Things are happening that... 158 00:10:17,440 --> 00:10:19,160 ... aren't normal. 159 00:10:22,160 --> 00:10:23,160 Like what? 160 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:38,160 I can see him. 161 00:10:42,760 --> 00:10:44,360 I can see my dad. 162 00:10:49,600 --> 00:10:51,760 And I'm not talking in my dreams. 163 00:10:53,800 --> 00:10:56,600 It's not even like he's a blurry vision. 164 00:11:01,040 --> 00:11:02,840 He was in my bathroom yesterday. 165 00:11:05,800 --> 00:11:07,360 So I spoke to him... 166 00:11:10,840 --> 00:11:12,200 ... and he replied. 167 00:11:18,280 --> 00:11:19,760 I know he's there. 168 00:11:21,080 --> 00:11:22,160 He's not there. 169 00:11:22,280 --> 00:11:23,720 I know I'm not going insane. 170 00:11:23,840 --> 00:11:24,920 You're not. 171 00:11:26,360 --> 00:11:27,720 Because he's there. 172 00:11:29,840 --> 00:11:32,280 You've been so traumatised 173 00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:35,200 and you haven't had a chance to deal with it properly. 174 00:11:37,320 --> 00:11:38,960 And because you're not at peace. 175 00:11:41,160 --> 00:11:43,360 I'll never be at peace, I can never be at peace. 176 00:11:43,480 --> 00:11:45,840 - You can. - I can't. 177 00:11:49,240 --> 00:11:52,440 I have so many secrets buried in me that I just... 178 00:11:54,960 --> 00:11:57,160 Do you realise that none of this is your fault? 179 00:11:57,280 --> 00:12:00,160 You know that. None of this is your fault. 180 00:12:00,280 --> 00:12:03,760 And when you believe that, you will start to get better. 181 00:12:03,880 --> 00:12:06,320 You will start to feel better. 182 00:12:06,440 --> 00:12:10,440 You need help and I want to help you. 183 00:12:10,560 --> 00:12:14,200 - Will you? - I'm going to help you. I'm here. 184 00:12:15,760 --> 00:12:18,760 You can come in here any time and talk. We can talk. 185 00:12:20,040 --> 00:12:22,880 - Please help me. - You're not alone, you know that. 186 00:12:32,160 --> 00:12:36,360 I will help you and you will find peace. 187 00:12:37,640 --> 00:12:39,200 This, too, shall pass. 188 00:15:04,640 --> 00:15:06,160 OK, love, you've got 15 minutes. 189 00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:07,480 OK. 190 00:15:14,800 --> 00:15:16,560 You all right? 191 00:15:19,080 --> 00:15:20,680 This is a nice surprise. 192 00:15:23,720 --> 00:15:25,920 How are you doing? 193 00:15:26,040 --> 00:15:27,360 OK. 194 00:15:27,480 --> 00:15:30,480 Yeah. Yeah, good. 195 00:15:30,600 --> 00:15:32,720 You look well. 196 00:15:32,840 --> 00:15:34,160 Yeah, I'm doing all right. 197 00:15:35,400 --> 00:15:37,480 I'm doing me, er... 198 00:15:37,600 --> 00:15:40,080 O levels - no, GCSEs. 199 00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:42,800 - Are you? - Yeah. 200 00:15:42,920 --> 00:15:43,960 What are you doing? 201 00:15:44,080 --> 00:15:48,960 English, maths and... sociology. 202 00:15:49,080 --> 00:15:50,400 Oh, my God. 203 00:15:52,200 --> 00:15:54,200 - Is it going all right? - Yeah. 204 00:15:54,320 --> 00:15:56,960 Yeah. Yeah, it's not too bad this time. 205 00:15:57,080 --> 00:15:58,760 Good. 206 00:15:58,880 --> 00:16:00,520 Yeah. 207 00:16:00,640 --> 00:16:02,320 Good on you. 208 00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:08,360 How's the baby? 209 00:16:08,480 --> 00:16:10,000 Yeah, she's great. 210 00:16:11,040 --> 00:16:13,440 She's a handful. 211 00:16:13,560 --> 00:16:16,640 But, no, she's... she's beautiful. 212 00:16:16,760 --> 00:16:18,680 Got any pictures? 213 00:16:18,800 --> 00:16:22,640 Urn... yeah, I think I've got one in my wallet. 214 00:16:34,040 --> 00:16:35,720 She's gorgeous. 215 00:16:35,840 --> 00:16:37,240 Yeah. 216 00:16:37,360 --> 00:16:39,520 She looks like you. 217 00:16:39,640 --> 00:16:41,040 She looks like Milky. 218 00:16:45,440 --> 00:16:46,640 No, she's great. 219 00:16:48,320 --> 00:16:49,800 How is Milky? 220 00:16:49,920 --> 00:16:52,760 Yeah, he's good. He's... He's not around a lot, 221 00:16:52,880 --> 00:16:57,160 but it's what we agreed and it's... working for us, so... 222 00:16:57,280 --> 00:17:01,080 But he loves her, and he's... he's a good dad. 223 00:17:01,200 --> 00:17:03,080 - He's good? - Yeah. 224 00:17:03,200 --> 00:17:05,000 How's Woody? 225 00:17:06,440 --> 00:17:11,280 Urn... he's fine. He's got a new girlfriend. 226 00:17:14,680 --> 00:17:16,160 Making a fresh start. 227 00:17:18,440 --> 00:17:19,880 He deserves it. 228 00:17:22,040 --> 00:17:24,000 I don't really see him, so... 229 00:17:24,120 --> 00:17:25,560 No. 230 00:17:28,640 --> 00:17:29,640 Dunno... 231 00:17:33,520 --> 00:17:34,720 How are you? 232 00:17:36,200 --> 00:17:38,000 Um... 233 00:17:39,840 --> 00:17:41,920 ... things are hard... 234 00:17:43,360 --> 00:17:45,520 ... but I'm getting there. 235 00:17:49,200 --> 00:17:53,440 I'm sorry I've not been to see you... 236 00:17:53,560 --> 00:17:55,840 I understand. 237 00:17:58,240 --> 00:17:59,240 But, um... 238 00:18:01,040 --> 00:18:04,240 I just really wanted to come and say thank you, face to face. 239 00:18:05,840 --> 00:18:08,760 What for? You don't have to thank me. 240 00:18:08,880 --> 00:18:11,480 I'd do the same thing again tomorrow. 241 00:18:11,600 --> 00:18:13,080 Yeah, I know you would. 242 00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:16,440 It's not just... 243 00:18:17,560 --> 00:18:19,000 It's not just that. 244 00:18:22,600 --> 00:18:26,080 Just thinking back to when we were younger and... 245 00:18:27,840 --> 00:18:29,200 ... you know, me and you. 246 00:18:31,480 --> 00:18:34,680 I remember when you came and saw me at the factory. 247 00:18:36,800 --> 00:18:38,560 And we had that chat in the car. 248 00:18:39,600 --> 00:18:40,720 And I said... 249 00:18:40,840 --> 00:18:42,880 said some things that I really regret. 250 00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:43,960 I don't remember. 251 00:18:44,080 --> 00:18:45,800 Yeah, you do. 252 00:18:48,880 --> 00:18:51,720 We talked about that night that we had together. 253 00:18:55,600 --> 00:18:57,520 You were saying 254 00:18:57,640 --> 00:18:59,880 it was the best night of your life. 255 00:19:01,680 --> 00:19:04,440 And I said it was the worst night of my life. 256 00:19:07,560 --> 00:19:09,320 But it wasn't. 257 00:19:12,840 --> 00:19:16,360 No-one's ever been that gentle with me. 258 00:19:20,040 --> 00:19:21,640 So I'm sorry I said that. 259 00:19:25,680 --> 00:19:27,800 It was just at the time... 260 00:19:32,640 --> 00:19:34,600 Thinking back... 261 00:19:39,200 --> 00:19:41,360 ... you've always been there for me. 262 00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:45,720 You know a lot about me, 263 00:19:45,840 --> 00:19:47,440 about my past. 264 00:19:50,720 --> 00:19:53,320 And you're sat there and I'm sat here. 265 00:19:53,440 --> 00:19:54,600 I chose it. 266 00:19:54,720 --> 00:19:56,800 Doesn't matter. 267 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:01,640 I just wanted to say thank you. 268 00:20:04,720 --> 00:20:06,120 And I love you. 269 00:20:26,160 --> 00:20:28,920 I'm going to have to go. I've got to go and get Lisa. 270 00:20:29,040 --> 00:20:32,760 She's at my mum's, I said Milk could see her today, so... 271 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:37,080 ... I'd better not be late. 272 00:20:37,200 --> 00:20:38,400 You going to be all right? 273 00:20:38,520 --> 00:20:39,520 Yeah. 274 00:20:43,560 --> 00:20:45,080 I'll be fine. 275 00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:46,240 You sure? 276 00:20:47,840 --> 00:20:48,840 Yeah. 277 00:20:50,880 --> 00:20:53,480 I'll come and see you again. 278 00:20:53,600 --> 00:20:54,840 Yeah, please. 279 00:20:58,560 --> 00:21:00,320 Have a good Christmas. 280 00:21:01,440 --> 00:21:03,400 Happy Christmas. 281 00:21:03,520 --> 00:21:04,720 Happy Christmas. 282 00:21:20,040 --> 00:21:21,920 You take care. 283 00:21:22,040 --> 00:21:23,720 Same to you. 284 00:21:25,720 --> 00:21:27,960 Love you. 285 00:21:29,280 --> 00:21:30,920 I love you. 286 00:21:35,080 --> 00:21:37,360 OK, I'm going to have to go. 287 00:21:39,760 --> 00:21:41,320 See you in a bit. 288 00:21:53,160 --> 00:21:57,000 Scrunch and release. 289 00:21:57,120 --> 00:21:59,680 Scrunch and release and throw that ball up in the air. 290 00:21:59,800 --> 00:22:04,200 Wooh ahhh. Wooh ahhh. 291 00:22:04,320 --> 00:22:05,760 Wooh ahhh. 292 00:22:05,880 --> 00:22:07,760 Very good. Shake out. Shake out. 293 00:22:31,760 --> 00:22:33,160 So, final dress rehearsal, aye? 294 00:22:33,280 --> 00:22:35,680 Yeah, last chance to get it right. 295 00:22:36,720 --> 00:22:39,040 Or in my case, it's last chance to get it wrong. 296 00:22:42,240 --> 00:22:43,320 Listen, last night, Shaun, I... 297 00:22:44,680 --> 00:22:46,720 You don't have to explain. 298 00:22:46,840 --> 00:22:49,800 You know, I'm not fucking stupid - you're way out of my league. 299 00:22:49,920 --> 00:22:52,840 I'm not out of your league. 300 00:22:54,120 --> 00:22:55,080 I just don't want... 301 00:22:55,200 --> 00:22:58,040 I don't want things to be different between us, you know, as mates. 302 00:23:01,160 --> 00:23:02,280 I do. 303 00:23:03,560 --> 00:23:05,480 What, different for good or different for bad? 304 00:23:05,600 --> 00:23:07,880 Different for good, you idiot. 305 00:23:09,840 --> 00:23:12,240 Look, Shaun, I'm not like this. 306 00:23:12,360 --> 00:23:16,720 You've got a girlfriend, I can't go messing about behind people's backs. 307 00:23:18,720 --> 00:23:20,680 We can't do anything till after the show. 308 00:23:23,480 --> 00:23:25,360 I know what you mean. Of course. 309 00:23:27,760 --> 00:23:30,080 Let's just... Let's just focus on this for now 310 00:23:30,200 --> 00:23:32,760 and I'll speak to you at the party. 311 00:23:32,880 --> 00:23:33,920 Yeah. 312 00:23:35,040 --> 00:23:38,360 I'd best go get my beard on. 313 00:23:38,480 --> 00:23:41,880 I'll, er... I'll see you later. 314 00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:43,760 Bye, Shauny. 315 00:23:43,880 --> 00:23:46,920 Ah! Ooh! Ah! Ooh! Ha! 316 00:23:47,040 --> 00:23:50,600 - Ooh! Ha! Ooh! - Higher! 317 00:23:50,720 --> 00:23:52,200 Field, where are you going? 318 00:23:52,320 --> 00:23:56,120 Come here, boy. Quickly in here, warm-up time. OK. 319 00:23:56,240 --> 00:23:59,640 La-la la-la-la-la la-la la la-la-la la-la la-la-la la 320 00:23:59,760 --> 00:24:02,160 la-la la-la-la la la-la la-la-la la la la-la-la-la 321 00:24:02,280 --> 00:24:06,720 la-la la-la-la-la. Huh! Hu-hu-hu-huh! Hu-hu-hu-hu-hu-hu-hah! 322 00:24:17,040 --> 00:24:17,960 Ritch! 323 00:24:19,560 --> 00:24:20,920 Ritchey! 324 00:24:21,040 --> 00:24:24,240 Jen, I'm in t'bath. Go downstairs if you want a poo. 325 00:24:24,360 --> 00:24:25,280 Fuck. 326 00:24:25,400 --> 00:24:27,880 You dad is in the downstairs loo. Can I just come in? 327 00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:30,240 I'd rather you didn't, can you not hang on? 328 00:24:30,360 --> 00:24:33,760 - Fuck. - Sorry, I'm absolutely desperate. 329 00:24:33,880 --> 00:24:34,800 Fuck's sake. 330 00:24:34,920 --> 00:24:37,600 Fucking hit that stage in the relationship. 331 00:24:37,720 --> 00:24:39,720 Fucking wee buddies already. 332 00:24:39,840 --> 00:24:41,000 Fuck. 333 00:24:41,120 --> 00:24:43,080 I'm sorry. 334 00:24:44,360 --> 00:24:47,280 I'm sorry, Jen. I'm being a twat with you there. 335 00:24:47,400 --> 00:24:48,440 No, you're not. 336 00:24:48,560 --> 00:24:50,320 Yeah, I am, Jen. I'm being a dick. 337 00:24:50,440 --> 00:24:51,600 I shouldn't have bust in. 338 00:24:51,720 --> 00:24:53,760 You don't deserve it, sweetheart. 339 00:24:53,880 --> 00:24:55,600 I'm just fucking... 340 00:24:55,720 --> 00:24:58,720 Fuck. I'm sorry I've got a fucking lot on at work. And... 341 00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:04,400 - Just got a lot on. - Do you want to talk about it? 342 00:25:04,520 --> 00:25:07,320 All right, no. I'm all right. 343 00:25:07,440 --> 00:25:10,640 I'm sorry, love. I'm just... Fucking... This meal as well an' everything. 344 00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:13,360 It's just fucking... 345 00:25:13,480 --> 00:25:16,520 Every day I spend with him, he pisses me off. 346 00:25:16,640 --> 00:25:18,040 He's a fucking mard arse 347 00:25:18,160 --> 00:25:20,880 and now I've got to spend my time off wi' him, as well. 348 00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:22,720 Fuck. 349 00:25:22,840 --> 00:25:24,600 At least he's paying for it. 350 00:25:24,720 --> 00:25:27,240 Yeah. I'm being a mard arse. 351 00:25:27,360 --> 00:25:28,640 Give me a low five! 352 00:25:28,760 --> 00:25:31,680 All right. You've sorted me out there, thank you. 353 00:25:31,800 --> 00:25:33,160 - OK. - Thanks, Jen. 354 00:25:33,280 --> 00:25:34,480 Right. I'll go and get ready. 355 00:25:34,600 --> 00:25:35,800 All right. You pooed there! 356 00:25:35,920 --> 00:25:38,680 - I have not! - You told me it was a wee. It was a... 357 00:25:38,800 --> 00:25:41,280 - I trusted you! - Hurry up! 358 00:25:54,760 --> 00:25:55,760 Fuck. 359 00:25:58,640 --> 00:26:03,920 There's the donkey and here's the little sheep. Where's baby Jesus? 360 00:26:04,040 --> 00:26:08,120 Point to baby Jesus. Yey, well done! 361 00:26:08,240 --> 00:26:09,520 She's clever, isn't she? 362 00:26:09,640 --> 00:26:11,400 - Hello. - Hello. 363 00:26:11,520 --> 00:26:13,720 - Is that Mummy? - That's Mummy. 364 00:26:13,840 --> 00:26:14,800 Yes, steady. 365 00:26:14,920 --> 00:26:18,480 Come here, then. Give us cuddle, cos Mummy's going out now. 366 00:26:18,600 --> 00:26:20,480 Are you all right? 367 00:26:20,600 --> 00:26:22,160 She's had a busy day. 368 00:26:22,280 --> 00:26:24,160 Going to give Daddy a kiss cos it's bedtime, isn't it? 369 00:26:24,280 --> 00:26:26,320 - I'll take her up, love. - Thanks, Mum. 370 00:26:26,440 --> 00:26:27,800 - Christmas. - Give Daddy a kiss. 371 00:26:27,920 --> 00:26:30,040 Mwah! 372 00:26:30,160 --> 00:26:32,640 All right. Come on, let's go and see what we can find 373 00:26:32,760 --> 00:26:35,480 upstairs, shall we? All right, nighty-night. 374 00:26:35,600 --> 00:26:37,440 Nighty-night. 375 00:26:37,560 --> 00:26:39,000 Bye. 376 00:26:39,120 --> 00:26:42,040 Night. 377 00:26:42,160 --> 00:26:43,800 Bless her. 378 00:26:43,920 --> 00:26:46,360 Breaks my heart. 379 00:26:46,480 --> 00:26:47,880 Yeah. 380 00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:51,040 Honest to God, you've done such a good job with her. 381 00:26:51,160 --> 00:26:53,800 - You think? - You really have, though. 382 00:26:53,920 --> 00:26:58,640 She's amazing. And what the fuck?! What has happened with your mum?! 383 00:26:58,760 --> 00:27:00,880 I dunno. She's turned a corner, that's for sure. 384 00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:04,080 Well, that is not the Chrissie I know. Definitely. 385 00:27:07,520 --> 00:27:08,960 Yeah, she's changed. 386 00:27:10,560 --> 00:27:11,680 You look well. 387 00:27:14,400 --> 00:27:15,640 Really? 388 00:27:15,760 --> 00:27:16,840 Yeah. 389 00:27:18,600 --> 00:27:20,400 I mean, you didn't the other day. 390 00:27:20,520 --> 00:27:23,240 What was all that about? 391 00:27:23,360 --> 00:27:25,120 You just came round at the wrong time. 392 00:27:25,240 --> 00:27:26,760 I was trying to put Lisa to sleep. 393 00:27:26,880 --> 00:27:30,240 She doesn't sleep throughout the night and I'm struggling with her, so... 394 00:27:31,800 --> 00:27:35,400 You just fucking turned up out of nowhere. You've been away for God knows how long. 395 00:27:35,520 --> 00:27:37,840 I thought it would have been a nice surprise. 396 00:27:37,960 --> 00:27:42,040 Yeah, well, surprises don't always go down the way you want them to. 397 00:27:43,920 --> 00:27:45,320 No, not really. 398 00:27:46,920 --> 00:27:48,800 So how long are you back for this time? 399 00:27:51,400 --> 00:27:53,840 You tell me. How long do you want me back for? 400 00:27:53,960 --> 00:27:56,200 I could do with you back for a bit now. 401 00:27:58,480 --> 00:28:03,600 That's... That's a breath of fresh air, if I was honest. 402 00:28:03,720 --> 00:28:06,080 That's what I've been hoping you'd say. 403 00:28:07,160 --> 00:28:09,560 Yeah, I could do with a bit of help, she's hard work. 404 00:28:09,680 --> 00:28:11,560 She's up all night. 405 00:28:37,400 --> 00:28:38,520 Shall we get off? 406 00:28:52,080 --> 00:28:54,560 - Are you excited? - I'm very excited, aren't you? 407 00:28:54,680 --> 00:28:58,000 No, I can't be arsed! He's fucking intense. 408 00:28:58,120 --> 00:28:59,240 It'll be nice. 409 00:28:59,360 --> 00:29:01,040 Have you ever met his wife? 410 00:29:01,160 --> 00:29:02,080 No, have you? 411 00:29:02,200 --> 00:29:04,120 She's like fucking Satan. Ay-up, Merry Chrimbo! 412 00:29:05,280 --> 00:29:06,760 Now, Jen, let me be chivalrous. 413 00:29:06,880 --> 00:29:08,440 Eh? 414 00:29:08,560 --> 00:29:09,800 Good evening, madam, sir. 415 00:29:09,920 --> 00:29:10,840 - Hiya. - All right? 416 00:29:10,960 --> 00:29:13,480 It's a table under... Sorry. Under the name Squires. 417 00:29:13,600 --> 00:29:14,880 Ah, you must be Richard? 418 00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:16,520 - Yeah. - We've been expecting you. 419 00:29:16,640 --> 00:29:17,760 Any friend of Ken Squires 420 00:29:17,880 --> 00:29:19,840 - is a friend of this establishment. - Right. 421 00:29:19,960 --> 00:29:21,400 Would you like to come through? 422 00:29:21,520 --> 00:29:23,400 We've prepared your table especially. 423 00:29:23,520 --> 00:29:25,680 All right, nice one. 424 00:29:25,800 --> 00:29:27,840 - There you go. - Cheers. 425 00:29:27,960 --> 00:29:29,120 Enjoy your evening. 426 00:29:29,240 --> 00:29:30,880 Here he is! How you doin'?! 427 00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:32,360 Ho-ho! 428 00:29:32,480 --> 00:29:34,360 How's that arm? Is it all right? 429 00:29:34,480 --> 00:29:35,680 It's all right, yeah. 430 00:29:35,800 --> 00:29:38,840 Where's my lovely Angela... Who the fuck...? Who's that fucker? 431 00:29:40,320 --> 00:29:41,360 Who are you? 432 00:29:42,640 --> 00:29:43,640 Not Angela! 433 00:29:43,760 --> 00:29:44,760 No, she's not! 434 00:29:44,880 --> 00:29:46,600 Janice - Richard, Richard -ย” Janice. 435 00:29:46,720 --> 00:29:47,720 This is irritating. 436 00:29:47,840 --> 00:29:51,640 Hiya, love, come here, love, let's have a... Come here! Shit! 437 00:29:51,760 --> 00:29:54,280 - Ooh, eh? And you must be Jennifer! - Yeah! 438 00:29:54,400 --> 00:29:56,320 Twice as lovely as he said you were, eh? 439 00:29:56,440 --> 00:29:57,920 If such a thing were possible. 440 00:29:58,040 --> 00:29:59,040 Aw! 441 00:29:59,160 --> 00:30:00,400 Enchante! 442 00:30:00,520 --> 00:30:01,560 Ooh, bonjour! 443 00:30:01,680 --> 00:30:03,640 Oh! Eh? 444 00:30:03,760 --> 00:30:04,680 Very cultured! 445 00:30:04,800 --> 00:30:06,440 Nice to meet you. My name's Janice. 446 00:30:06,560 --> 00:30:07,760 Hello, I'm Jennifer. 447 00:30:07,880 --> 00:30:09,560 Hello, nice to meet you. 448 00:30:09,680 --> 00:30:12,000 Who's this lovely lady? What's this all about? 449 00:30:12,120 --> 00:30:15,280 Er... Angela and I are... 450 00:30:16,400 --> 00:30:19,240 We've, um... You know, it's a bit of a rocky road. 451 00:30:19,360 --> 00:30:21,160 Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. 452 00:30:21,280 --> 00:30:22,400 - Yeah. - I'm sorry. 453 00:30:22,520 --> 00:30:24,880 - It's been a bit hard, ain't it, Ken? - Downward spiral. 454 00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:27,160 I can see that. Right. 455 00:30:27,280 --> 00:30:29,200 I won't have a bad word said about Angela. 456 00:30:29,320 --> 00:30:31,600 - D'you know Angela? - I've cut her hair for about six years. 457 00:30:31,720 --> 00:30:33,360 You've cut her piggin' hair as well?! 458 00:30:33,480 --> 00:30:35,000 Yeah, I'm a mobile hairdresser. 459 00:30:35,120 --> 00:30:37,040 In her home, with trust. Ain't that amazing? 460 00:30:37,160 --> 00:30:39,040 Really, really understanding. 461 00:30:39,160 --> 00:30:41,480 - You all right? - Anyway, anyway, he's all right, eh? 462 00:30:41,600 --> 00:30:44,640 - Good lad. - What about you two? 463 00:30:44,760 --> 00:30:46,600 What are we like? What are we like?! 464 00:30:46,720 --> 00:30:48,800 You two, getting your promotion! 465 00:30:48,920 --> 00:30:50,160 - Oh! - Ooh! 466 00:30:50,280 --> 00:30:52,720 Eh? You didn't tell me about that. 467 00:30:52,840 --> 00:30:55,280 No, because it's just... I've not told anyone about it. 468 00:30:55,400 --> 00:30:57,440 It's just a big thing, a big deal. I don't want to... 469 00:30:57,560 --> 00:30:59,720 It's been in me head, I'm thinking about it in here. 470 00:30:59,840 --> 00:31:02,160 You see, the thing is, Janice, Richard's not put pen to paper yet, 471 00:31:02,280 --> 00:31:03,920 we don't want to frighten him off. 472 00:31:04,040 --> 00:31:06,520 I haven't signed it yet, you stupid cunt, have I?! 473 00:31:09,040 --> 00:31:12,360 Working fucking bant... I'm doing working banter with you. 474 00:31:12,480 --> 00:31:13,680 Like in the... 475 00:31:13,800 --> 00:31:16,880 - Just... too far... - With the lasses, I know. 476 00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:18,200 Just... awkward. 477 00:31:18,320 --> 00:31:20,040 Hi, lovely. 478 00:31:20,160 --> 00:31:22,760 - Thank you very much, cheers. - Thank you. 479 00:31:25,040 --> 00:31:26,880 I really don't know what's on these tickets, to be honest. 480 00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:28,920 - Oh, thanks. - Hiya, love, you all right? 481 00:31:29,040 --> 00:31:30,560 Yeah, good thanks, love. 482 00:31:30,680 --> 00:31:32,760 Where's my seat, Cynth? 483 00:31:33,840 --> 00:31:36,160 Shall we sit at the front? 484 00:31:36,280 --> 00:31:37,560 Well, I should imagine. 485 00:31:38,720 --> 00:31:42,040 Oh, I'm all excited! It looks great, doesn't it, in here? 486 00:31:43,480 --> 00:31:44,640 Ooh, I am excited! 487 00:31:45,960 --> 00:31:47,560 Are you nervous? 488 00:31:50,200 --> 00:31:52,200 I've been on pins all day. 489 00:31:52,320 --> 00:31:54,320 I'm just going to go and wish him good luck. 490 00:31:54,440 --> 00:31:55,840 - All right, love. - All right? 491 00:31:55,960 --> 00:31:59,080 Yeah, tell him we're here. Tell him we're rooting for him! 492 00:32:02,600 --> 00:32:03,720 You keep 'em, eh? 493 00:32:04,760 --> 00:32:06,880 You keep 'em to buy yourself a wedding gown. 494 00:32:07,920 --> 00:32:09,200 Wedding gown? 495 00:32:09,320 --> 00:32:11,360 That's, of course, if you'll have me? 496 00:32:28,120 --> 00:32:29,240 Why are you kissing? 497 00:32:33,560 --> 00:32:34,920 We're just doing the play. 498 00:32:38,960 --> 00:32:40,600 Well, it looked really real. 499 00:32:41,840 --> 00:32:43,800 Smell, why are you here? 500 00:32:46,360 --> 00:32:49,440 I just came to wish you good luck, Shaun. 501 00:32:51,760 --> 00:32:54,320 Well, you wished me good luck this morning. 502 00:32:55,440 --> 00:32:56,480 How did you get in here? 503 00:32:56,600 --> 00:32:59,080 Did you just walk over the stage in front of everybody? 504 00:33:01,400 --> 00:33:04,400 I just came round the back to see if you were all right. 505 00:33:05,880 --> 00:33:08,040 Why? Of course I'm all right. 506 00:33:08,160 --> 00:33:10,680 We just need to get on with our rehearsal. So will you go, please? 507 00:33:10,800 --> 00:33:12,480 I don't really want to go. 508 00:33:13,920 --> 00:33:16,520 - I want to stay here. - Well, I don't really want you here. 509 00:33:16,640 --> 00:33:19,000 I don't mean it in a nasty way, I mean it as in... 510 00:33:19,120 --> 00:33:20,880 we need to get on with our rehearsals, Smell, 511 00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:24,160 - and you being here's not helping at all. - OK. 512 00:33:26,800 --> 00:33:30,320 You do know that I've been with Shaun for two-and-a-half years, don't you? 513 00:33:30,440 --> 00:33:31,520 Yeah. 514 00:33:32,680 --> 00:33:36,000 She knows we've been together, Smell, I've told her so many times. 515 00:33:37,040 --> 00:33:38,800 Do you want me to give you a bit of time? 516 00:33:38,920 --> 00:33:40,680 It's fine, we need to get on with our rehearsal. 517 00:33:40,800 --> 00:33:43,640 Smell, will you go back out there, please, and I'll come and see you after? 518 00:33:43,760 --> 00:33:44,760 All right, then. 519 00:33:47,480 --> 00:33:50,120 Right. Bye, then. 520 00:33:50,240 --> 00:33:51,360 Good luck. 521 00:33:54,760 --> 00:33:56,120 Have a good play, won't you? 522 00:33:57,160 --> 00:33:58,160 Yeah. 523 00:34:15,800 --> 00:34:16,920 How is he, darling? 524 00:34:17,040 --> 00:34:18,240 Fucking horrible! 525 00:34:18,360 --> 00:34:19,480 Michelle! 526 00:34:20,760 --> 00:34:22,880 He's probably just nervous, love. 527 00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:24,800 Maybe just a singsong, later. 528 00:34:24,920 --> 00:34:26,440 Eh, you, ya bugger! 529 00:34:26,560 --> 00:34:27,680 I'm telling you, babes. 530 00:34:27,800 --> 00:34:28,800 He told me! 531 00:34:28,920 --> 00:34:31,600 Bugger. I told you, didn't I? Quick-witted, very fast. 532 00:34:31,720 --> 00:34:33,720 - He told me! - He's very fast. 533 00:34:33,840 --> 00:34:36,760 I want you ordering whatever you want off here, troops, all right? 534 00:34:36,880 --> 00:34:39,080 Cos tonight, what's mine is yours, 535 00:34:39,200 --> 00:34:41,640 you're in my place of worship tonight, all right? 536 00:34:41,760 --> 00:34:44,320 What a gent! Ooh, I'm going straight for the steak. 537 00:34:44,440 --> 00:34:47,640 Besides, I think we'll find out that every second meal is free... 538 00:34:47,760 --> 00:34:52,120 - with these babies. - Oh, my God! That is clever. 539 00:34:52,240 --> 00:34:54,640 - Two-for-one vouchers. - Fantastic deal, yeah! 540 00:34:54,760 --> 00:34:56,560 Not just a pretty face, me, you know! 541 00:34:56,680 --> 00:34:58,120 You're a lot more! 542 00:34:58,240 --> 00:35:01,680 - Ooh, sexy talk! - Especially in the back of that Scorpio! 543 00:35:01,800 --> 00:35:04,480 Oh, very... sexual, innit, that? 544 00:35:04,600 --> 00:35:07,640 I tell you what, when you take over from... 545 00:35:07,760 --> 00:35:09,960 - if you take over from me... - If, ya bugger! 546 00:35:10,080 --> 00:35:12,560 If you take over from me. 547 00:35:12,680 --> 00:35:13,640 You'd be daft not to. 548 00:35:13,760 --> 00:35:16,880 You'll find out that my unlimited supply of two-for-one vouchers 549 00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:19,000 is just the tip of the iceberg. 550 00:35:19,120 --> 00:35:21,000 Ooh! It feels a great move now with them. 551 00:35:21,120 --> 00:35:23,560 Unbelievable. There's a few there an' all, ain't there? 552 00:35:23,680 --> 00:35:24,600 Hang on, Ritch. 553 00:35:24,720 --> 00:35:27,320 Tell them how many you've got in your cupboard at work. 554 00:35:27,440 --> 00:35:29,120 I've got 246 of those in my desk. 555 00:35:29,240 --> 00:35:32,840 That's very precise. Have you counted all them? 556 00:35:32,960 --> 00:35:34,320 I thought you were working. 557 00:35:36,080 --> 00:35:39,200 I'm making bloody brews, welding like a bugger. 558 00:35:39,320 --> 00:35:41,160 He's counting his vouchers, ain't he? 559 00:35:41,280 --> 00:35:43,080 One for each bloody wife of the week! 560 00:35:43,200 --> 00:35:45,080 What am I like? I'm having a laugh. 561 00:35:45,200 --> 00:35:47,080 I've got to check my empire, you know? 562 00:35:47,200 --> 00:35:49,360 That's fantastic, that. 563 00:35:49,480 --> 00:35:50,600 Ooh, it's hot, innit? 564 00:35:50,720 --> 00:35:53,360 I'll give you them back, they're not mine yet. 565 00:35:53,480 --> 00:35:55,240 No, no, they will be though, they will be. 566 00:35:55,360 --> 00:35:57,960 They'll all be yours. What are we going for here, then? 567 00:35:58,080 --> 00:35:59,240 Have a look, here. 568 00:36:02,360 --> 00:36:04,120 How long is this? 569 00:36:04,240 --> 00:36:07,000 Well, I've seen a play before and it was three hours. 570 00:36:07,120 --> 00:36:08,440 Three fucking hours? 571 00:36:08,560 --> 00:36:11,120 - Three hours. - We've got to stand up for three hours? 572 00:36:11,240 --> 00:36:12,320 I tell you, I don't want to stand in these shoes... 573 00:36:12,440 --> 00:36:14,120 It'll fly by, people. It'll fly by. 574 00:36:14,240 --> 00:36:17,600 Yeah, for you! 575 00:36:21,720 --> 00:36:22,680 Here you are. 576 00:36:22,800 --> 00:36:25,160 Are you passing it down here? 577 00:36:29,640 --> 00:36:33,800 - How do you feel now? - I feel fine. This is going to be great. 578 00:36:35,280 --> 00:36:36,280 You've got a bit more. 579 00:36:36,400 --> 00:36:37,520 Can we keep it up here? 580 00:36:37,640 --> 00:36:40,080 No, you can't. You can give me it back now. 581 00:36:42,360 --> 00:36:45,280 Right, troops, settle down, this is going to be fucking wank! 582 00:37:00,280 --> 00:37:02,640 Come, you'll allow me a pound? 583 00:37:02,760 --> 00:37:03,880 Bid me down again... 584 00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:07,280 ... and I stand on ten shillings. 585 00:37:07,400 --> 00:37:10,960 Now you'll know. You either like it or lump it. 586 00:37:13,160 --> 00:37:16,120 A bottle of champagne, lad, and half a dozen Cabanas - 587 00:37:16,240 --> 00:37:18,480 - and look sharp! - Here's my pigeon! 588 00:37:25,920 --> 00:37:26,920 Fuckin' hell! 589 00:37:27,040 --> 00:37:31,000 Aye! No-one should say Bob Brierly's craned when he could've kept going. 590 00:37:33,080 --> 00:37:36,080 I'm down in London Town just to find a woman 591 00:37:36,200 --> 00:37:37,800 who can help me on my business trip. 592 00:37:37,920 --> 00:37:40,280 I wonder if there's any women in here, 593 00:37:40,400 --> 00:37:43,360 cos I've come down with a lot of money. 594 00:37:43,480 --> 00:37:45,160 - And I just need a bit of help. - Be quiet! 595 00:37:45,280 --> 00:37:46,600 - Oh, sit! - Please. 596 00:37:46,720 --> 00:37:49,240 I'm sorry, Cynth. 597 00:37:55,760 --> 00:37:57,240 Mind if I sit down here, love? 598 00:37:57,360 --> 00:37:58,880 No, no, of course, sir. 599 00:38:00,200 --> 00:38:02,680 How long have you been living down in London Town? 600 00:38:02,800 --> 00:38:05,520 I have always lived here. How long have you been here for? 601 00:38:05,640 --> 00:38:08,560 Not long, me, love. I've just come down with a bit of money. 602 00:39:41,560 --> 00:39:46,080 # Jingle bells Jingle bells, jingle all the way 603 00:39:46,200 --> 00:39:48,040 # Oh, what fun it is to ride 604 00:39:48,160 --> 00:39:49,440 # On a one-horse open sleigh 605 00:39:49,560 --> 00:39:50,640 # Hey! Jingle bells... # 606 00:39:50,760 --> 00:39:52,160 - You seen Fay? - What? 607 00:39:52,280 --> 00:39:54,440 - Have you seen Fay anywhere? - She's in there, ain't she? 608 00:39:54,560 --> 00:39:56,800 All right, I'll have a look. Cheers, mate. 609 00:39:56,920 --> 00:39:58,280 #... On a one-horse open sleigh. # 610 00:39:58,400 --> 00:39:59,520 And again! 611 00:39:59,640 --> 00:40:04,560 #... Jingle bells, jingle bells Jingle all the way... # 612 00:40:04,680 --> 00:40:06,280 You seen Fay anywhere? 613 00:40:07,480 --> 00:40:08,920 Have you seen Fay anywhere? 614 00:40:09,040 --> 00:40:10,640 No, mate, haven't seen her at all. 615 00:40:10,760 --> 00:40:11,680 Cheers. 616 00:40:11,800 --> 00:40:13,040 #... Jingle all the way 617 00:40:13,160 --> 00:40:15,040 # Oh, what fun it is to ride 618 00:40:15,160 --> 00:40:18,960 # On a one-horse open sleigh. # 619 00:40:19,080 --> 00:40:20,360 Have you seen Fay anywhere? 620 00:40:20,480 --> 00:40:21,640 I think she's upstairs. 621 00:40:21,760 --> 00:40:22,880 All right, cheers. 622 00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:24,440 Excuse me. 623 00:40:25,720 --> 00:40:26,720 Excuse me! 624 00:40:27,760 --> 00:40:29,280 Get out the fucking way! 625 00:40:37,720 --> 00:40:38,960 Hello. 626 00:40:46,040 --> 00:40:48,520 What you doing up here on your own, cuddling a teddy? 627 00:40:48,640 --> 00:40:49,880 Dunno. 628 00:40:54,360 --> 00:40:55,600 What's the matter? 629 00:40:55,720 --> 00:40:58,640 I just don't want to go back downstairs. 630 00:40:58,760 --> 00:41:00,280 Don't really feel like partying. 631 00:41:01,960 --> 00:41:02,960 Fay, what's wrong? 632 00:41:03,080 --> 00:41:04,640 You know what's wrong. 633 00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:08,560 Michelle obviously knows. 634 00:41:08,680 --> 00:41:11,000 Why else would she not come to the party? 635 00:41:17,840 --> 00:41:20,520 Yeah, well... so what if she knows? 636 00:41:20,640 --> 00:41:24,040 I was going to tell her anyway, wasn't I? 637 00:41:24,160 --> 00:41:25,440 Not like that. 638 00:41:26,960 --> 00:41:28,640 I just feel dead tight. 639 00:41:34,040 --> 00:41:37,640 Fay, I'm... really, really sorry. I didn't mean to ruin your night. 640 00:41:43,760 --> 00:41:45,800 Earlier on, in the play, you was amazing. 641 00:41:46,920 --> 00:41:50,280 You know, you deserve to have a good night and maybe me being here is... 642 00:41:50,400 --> 00:41:51,920 stopping you from having a good time. 643 00:41:52,040 --> 00:41:53,280 So... 644 00:41:53,400 --> 00:41:55,320 maybe it's just best if I go. 645 00:41:58,280 --> 00:41:59,320 OK. 646 00:42:05,760 --> 00:42:06,840 Just... 647 00:42:08,280 --> 00:42:11,760 ... if you feel like, you know, you want to talk to me or whatever, 648 00:42:11,880 --> 00:42:13,480 even if it's on Christmas Day... 649 00:42:14,640 --> 00:42:15,800 ... just give me a ring. 650 00:42:15,920 --> 00:42:17,480 Thanks. 651 00:42:19,880 --> 00:42:22,160 Right, well, I'll see you later. 652 00:42:27,560 --> 00:42:28,560 Shaun. 653 00:42:33,320 --> 00:42:34,440 Don't go. 654 00:42:34,560 --> 00:42:36,160 Really? 655 00:42:55,280 --> 00:42:59,040 # Sleigh bells ring Are you listening? # 656 00:42:59,160 --> 00:43:02,680 Ohh, I tell you what, this is Christmas, eh? 657 00:43:02,800 --> 00:43:04,320 It is bloody Christmas. 658 00:43:04,440 --> 00:43:10,320 Women, cigars, brandy and more Pomagne than you can throw a stick at. 659 00:43:10,440 --> 00:43:13,960 Do you know, I'd love to spend every Christmas Eve like this, I would. 660 00:43:14,080 --> 00:43:15,480 - Wouldn't it be lovely? - Wouldn't it? 661 00:43:15,600 --> 00:43:17,280 It'd be really nice, yeah. 662 00:43:18,400 --> 00:43:22,120 That's a bloody grand idea. I tell you what, why don't we? 663 00:43:22,240 --> 00:43:27,920 We could make a date every Christmas Eve... you, me, her, her. 664 00:43:28,040 --> 00:43:29,800 - Eh? Eh? Every year! - Brilliant. 665 00:43:29,920 --> 00:43:31,520 - Fantastic that. - What would that be like? 666 00:43:31,640 --> 00:43:33,440 I have had such a good night, man. 667 00:43:33,560 --> 00:43:35,600 I really mean it, I really mean it. It's been fantastic. 668 00:43:35,720 --> 00:43:36,640 Full as a bugger, really I am. 669 00:43:36,760 --> 00:43:38,440 - Cracking. - Fantastic. 670 00:43:38,560 --> 00:43:42,320 I tell you what, it'll give me t'chance to see me car every year, my baby. 671 00:43:42,440 --> 00:43:44,080 What do you mean? 672 00:43:44,200 --> 00:43:46,680 You get that, you know, when you take over. 673 00:43:46,800 --> 00:43:47,920 - I get the Scorpio? - You get the Scorpio 674 00:43:48,040 --> 00:43:50,680 - Bloody hell, I did not know that... - You get a car with the job, do you? 675 00:43:50,800 --> 00:43:52,720 - Oh, aye! - Fucking Scorpio and everything. 676 00:43:52,840 --> 00:43:54,160 That'd be brilliant, that. 677 00:43:54,280 --> 00:43:56,200 It's got five gears, that Scorpio. 678 00:43:56,320 --> 00:43:57,720 - Has it? - Five. 679 00:43:57,840 --> 00:43:59,560 Oh, aye. Alloy trims. 680 00:43:59,680 --> 00:44:02,240 I didn't know about that. No, that's incredible. Really? You'll miss that. 681 00:44:02,360 --> 00:44:07,200 1,933 cubic centimetres of raw power engine, that baby's got. 682 00:44:07,320 --> 00:44:08,440 That's gotta be bigger than the Metro, ain't it? 683 00:44:08,560 --> 00:44:10,600 - It's a lot better than a Mini Metro. - I know. 684 00:44:10,720 --> 00:44:11,760 It's a Scorpio. 685 00:44:11,880 --> 00:44:15,200 Imagine yourself driving that, top speed 119 miles per hour. 686 00:44:15,320 --> 00:44:17,240 - Scorpio! - Eh? 687 00:44:17,360 --> 00:44:19,280 Brilliant. Scorpio! 688 00:44:19,400 --> 00:44:20,560 Scorpio! 689 00:44:20,680 --> 00:44:21,640 Scorpio! 690 00:44:21,760 --> 00:44:23,360 I'm... I'm doing it again. 691 00:44:23,480 --> 00:44:25,240 No, you're all right. 692 00:44:25,360 --> 00:44:28,000 Right, right, this is me last word on it now, right? 693 00:44:28,120 --> 00:44:29,800 I don't want to talk about it again. 694 00:44:29,920 --> 00:44:32,440 I know I've put a lot of pressure on you, I know I've been doing the hard sell 695 00:44:32,560 --> 00:44:36,240 and, you know, making you take this job, but... 696 00:44:36,360 --> 00:44:37,680 me last word is this - 697 00:44:37,800 --> 00:44:44,280 I would be absolutely gutted if you... you didn't take that job, 698 00:44:44,400 --> 00:44:47,320 but... that said... 699 00:44:47,440 --> 00:44:49,080 no more pressure. 700 00:44:49,200 --> 00:44:50,960 You know? You take as long as you want! 701 00:44:51,080 --> 00:44:54,920 I know. Listen... Hang on, right. What's the frigging matter? 702 00:44:55,040 --> 00:44:58,280 I don't need any more time. You haven't put me under any pressure. 703 00:44:58,400 --> 00:45:01,520 D'you know what? You're a bloody wonderful bloke with me, you are, 704 00:45:01,640 --> 00:45:03,040 and I really fucking mean that, 705 00:45:03,160 --> 00:45:06,080 you are. You've been nowt but a good man to me and I'd love to do your job. 706 00:45:06,200 --> 00:45:08,480 I'd love to do this promotion shit. 707 00:45:08,600 --> 00:45:10,240 You know, I wanna do it and I wanna do it well. 708 00:45:10,360 --> 00:45:11,840 I'll take... I'll do it. I'll do the job... 709 00:45:11,960 --> 00:45:15,200 Of course I'll take the frigging job... What's the matter with me? 710 00:45:15,320 --> 00:45:17,520 - Of course I'll take the bloody job! - You're taking it? You're taking it? 711 00:45:17,640 --> 00:45:18,600 Whoa! 712 00:45:18,720 --> 00:45:20,960 Whoa-ho-ho! 713 00:45:22,320 --> 00:45:24,040 You bloody big lump. Bless you. 714 00:45:24,160 --> 00:45:25,840 I'm glad you're happy. 715 00:45:25,960 --> 00:45:29,000 Come here, that's great. 716 00:45:29,120 --> 00:45:30,880 - Hey, come here. - Lovely. 717 00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:34,400 What are you doing here? Get off my wife! 718 00:45:34,520 --> 00:45:35,960 What about a group hug? 719 00:45:36,080 --> 00:45:37,760 Oh, a group hug... How lovely. 720 00:45:37,880 --> 00:45:39,760 Aw... 721 00:45:39,880 --> 00:45:40,800 Hey... Merry Christmas! 722 00:45:40,920 --> 00:45:44,360 - Merry Christmas, eh? - Merry Christmas. 723 00:45:44,480 --> 00:45:45,600 Oh, a new car! 724 00:45:47,240 --> 00:45:48,240 That was a piss-poor performance. 725 00:45:48,360 --> 00:45:49,480 Seriously moody. 726 00:45:49,600 --> 00:45:51,120 - It must've been a comedy? - That's a stupid question. 727 00:45:51,240 --> 00:45:54,000 So you are saying it was comedy? Please say it was comedy. 728 00:45:54,120 --> 00:45:56,440 - It wasn't serious! - It was meant to be serious. 729 00:45:56,560 --> 00:45:57,640 Banj, you took the piss. 730 00:45:57,760 --> 00:45:59,480 - I didn't take the piss. - Yeah, you did, Banj. 731 00:45:59,600 --> 00:46:00,680 I did not take the piss. 732 00:46:00,800 --> 00:46:03,080 Seriously, Banj, I've actually never heard you laugh. 733 00:46:03,200 --> 00:46:05,560 You know what I'm pissed off with? That he didn't bring us to his party. 734 00:46:05,680 --> 00:46:07,640 I think we're not posh enough for Shauny. 735 00:46:07,760 --> 00:46:09,400 That's why we haven't been invited to the party. 736 00:46:09,520 --> 00:46:10,840 He's the posh boy. 737 00:46:10,960 --> 00:46:12,400 - He's changed. - He has changed. 738 00:46:12,520 --> 00:46:15,800 - What are we doing tonight? - Foz's. 739 00:46:15,920 --> 00:46:17,520 Oh...! 740 00:46:17,640 --> 00:46:20,600 I have not been there in years! 741 00:46:20,720 --> 00:46:23,480 It's full of granny fucking fanny, man. It's gonna be riddled. 742 00:46:23,600 --> 00:46:24,520 Right. 743 00:46:24,640 --> 00:46:26,760 - Lol, where are you going? - I'm gonna get off. Have a good night. 744 00:46:26,880 --> 00:46:29,160 Come on, Lol, Foz's! 745 00:46:29,280 --> 00:46:30,920 Grab a grandad! Grab a grandad! 746 00:46:31,040 --> 00:46:32,560 Have a good night. See you later. 747 00:46:32,680 --> 00:46:34,240 See you later. 748 00:46:34,360 --> 00:46:37,040 - Merry Christmas, Lol! - Are we going to Foz's? 749 00:46:37,160 --> 00:46:38,240 Yeah! 750 00:46:38,360 --> 00:46:41,200 Fucking knew you would. 751 00:46:41,320 --> 00:46:43,320 Lois... 752 00:46:45,120 --> 00:46:46,320 ... what's up? 753 00:46:46,440 --> 00:46:48,680 Nowt, just wanna get back for Lisa. That's all. 754 00:46:48,800 --> 00:46:49,720 Your mum'll take care of her. It'll be fine. 755 00:46:49,840 --> 00:46:53,720 I don't want Mum to take care of her. I want to take care of her, I'm her mum. 756 00:46:53,840 --> 00:46:56,000 Lol, you're a great mum. 757 00:46:57,480 --> 00:46:59,120 Go and have a good night, Kelly. It's Christmas Eve. 758 00:46:59,240 --> 00:47:01,760 Exactly. It's Christmas Eve. Come out. The fellas really want you to. 759 00:47:01,880 --> 00:47:04,280 I want to be there when she wakes up. I want to... 760 00:47:04,400 --> 00:47:06,960 I'm a mum. I can't be doing Foz's. 761 00:47:07,080 --> 00:47:09,560 It doesn't matter. We don't even have to be with them idiots, 762 00:47:09,680 --> 00:47:11,960 we'll sit in a corner, and get some eggnog... 763 00:47:12,080 --> 00:47:14,080 What? You'd sit in a corner with me all night? 764 00:47:14,200 --> 00:47:15,400 Yeah. Course I would. 765 00:47:17,760 --> 00:47:19,680 I fucking love you, you know? 766 00:47:34,600 --> 00:47:35,720 You all right, yeah? 767 00:47:36,960 --> 00:47:38,960 Kell, I'm absolutely fine. 768 00:47:39,080 --> 00:47:41,760 You just don't seem that happy, that's all. 769 00:47:41,880 --> 00:47:43,920 Well, I am. 770 00:47:44,040 --> 00:47:45,360 - Yeah? - Yeah. 771 00:47:47,680 --> 00:47:50,560 - Are you all right? - Yeah, I'm all right. 772 00:47:50,680 --> 00:47:51,960 Then we're good. 773 00:47:52,080 --> 00:47:53,560 Mm. 774 00:48:00,360 --> 00:48:02,360 Excuse me. Is this Fay's house? 775 00:48:02,480 --> 00:48:03,640 - Yeah. - That's right. 776 00:48:08,160 --> 00:48:13,240 # Don we now our gay apparel Fa la la, la la la, la la la 777 00:48:13,360 --> 00:48:17,280 # Troll the ancient Yuletide carol Fa la la la la, la la la la 778 00:48:17,400 --> 00:48:23,640 # See the blazing Yule before us Fa la la la la, la la la la 779 00:48:23,760 --> 00:48:26,120 # Strike the harp and join the chorus 780 00:48:26,240 --> 00:48:27,840 # Fa la la la la, la la la la... # 781 00:48:45,160 --> 00:48:46,720 Excuse me! 782 00:48:46,840 --> 00:48:49,720 What the fuck are you doing? 783 00:48:49,840 --> 00:48:52,680 What are you fucking doing? 784 00:48:52,800 --> 00:48:54,640 What the fuck are you doing? 785 00:48:54,760 --> 00:48:58,720 I thought I was going to be the bigger fucking person and come and apologise. 786 00:48:58,840 --> 00:49:01,040 You've fucking betrayed me now. 787 00:49:01,160 --> 00:49:03,200 I'm sorry. 788 00:49:04,800 --> 00:49:08,000 Don't come near me. I'm fed up of all of you. 789 00:49:08,120 --> 00:49:11,760 I'm fed up of all of you, all of you fuckers! 790 00:49:11,880 --> 00:49:14,000 I'm really sorry. 791 00:49:14,120 --> 00:49:17,840 I'll leave you with your fucking jam tart over there! 792 00:49:17,960 --> 00:49:19,280 Open your legs for him. 793 00:49:19,400 --> 00:49:21,680 He's my boyfriend, he's not your boyfriend. 794 00:49:21,800 --> 00:49:22,880 I couldn't help it. 795 00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:26,360 You couldn't help it! Really?! 796 00:49:26,480 --> 00:49:28,280 Smell, I love you so much. 797 00:49:28,400 --> 00:49:30,520 You can have your tart. That's it. 798 00:49:30,640 --> 00:49:31,560 I don't want her. 799 00:49:31,680 --> 00:49:35,720 Have your fucking jam tart and eat it, because I don't want you any more. 800 00:49:35,840 --> 00:49:37,560 Smell, I love you, I'm sorry. 801 00:49:37,680 --> 00:49:39,640 - Fuck off! - Smell! 802 00:49:41,360 --> 00:49:43,280 What the hell?! 803 00:49:46,160 --> 00:49:48,160 Shaun! 804 00:49:50,760 --> 00:49:52,600 Do you not even care? 805 00:50:04,880 --> 00:50:07,600 # Sing me to sleep 806 00:50:07,720 --> 00:50:10,320 # Sing me to sleep 807 00:50:10,440 --> 00:50:13,640 # I'm tired and dying 808 00:50:13,760 --> 00:50:16,080 # I want to go to bed 809 00:50:17,360 --> 00:50:19,720 # Sing me to sleep 810 00:50:19,840 --> 00:50:22,120 # Sing me to sleep... # 55217

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