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#2 New Life
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I'm Getting Married to a Girl
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I Hate in My Class
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#3 My Wife
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Listen...
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Don't even mention the word "marriage".
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It's bad news if someone hears it.
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I know.
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Morning, you two!
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What were you talking about with Saito?
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N-Nothing.
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Oh? Weren't you angry at him?
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I just told him to stop talking
to me so nonchalantly!
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It's you who came to me...
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Wh-What?
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Cousin, your shampoo smells different.
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Where did you stay last night?
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Dad just bought this weird shampoo, so...
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Not just the shampoo.
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You also reek of a girl.
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Ow!
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Don't bite me.
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You got married, didn't you?
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How did you...
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Our grandpa and his company
were acting strange, so I looked into it.
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I also know where your new house is.
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You are married to that Sakuramori...
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I am not obligated
to keep my mouth shut.
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You didn't tell me anything
before your marriage either.
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Well...
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I request a bribe for this.
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What?
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A bribe... A bribe...
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Bribe?
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Can't come up with anything?
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I'll eventually do.
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Your life is in the palm of my hand now.
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One sure gets drowsy after phys ed...
This is trouble.
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Cut the crap already!
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What?
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I'm talking about the phys ed equipment!
You just put them outside, didn't you!
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Put them inside the storehouse!
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Our neighbours are using them
for their next class.
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It'll help them
if I put the equipment there.
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How can you tell?!
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I already checked with the teacher!
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Oh, I see!
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Akane and I put them back inside,
but I guess that was uncalled for.
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What if a meteor struck
and they couldn't do phys ed?!
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I'd pin it on you if the people taking shelter
in the gymnasium tripped and fell!
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Now that's an extreme
what-if you're proposing!
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They're at it again.
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They never get bored, huh...
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They're just too close.
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Again? What do they mean?
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You don't know?
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You're always at each other's throats,
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so you're getting famous
among the students.
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They say you're like the Real Couple Ch.,
or the married comedy duo.
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We're not a married couple!
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But we are...
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What is this?!
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Hmm?
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What's up?
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It's all juice inside!
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I bought those cans of concentrated
vegetable juice.
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It's full of vitamins,
so I'll get healthy enough by drinking this!
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No, you won't!
That's not enough nutrition!
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In that case...
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Is it so good, you'd scream?
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You're right to do so!
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For cup noodles are the perfect food,
so cheap, so quick, and so good!
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Just out of curiosity,
but where do you get your proteins?
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Humanity has invented protein shakes!
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It is an ideal protein shake with
the perfect ratio of whey and casein!
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Add the vegetable juice...
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And it's done! Want some?
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No way!
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Are you planning to live only on cup noodles,
vegetable juice, and protein shakes?
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They're the easiest to cook, after all.
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They're not! You can't call that cooking!
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It's all just chemistry!
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But it's good for your body!
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Get that poison off me!
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How dare you make fun of my masterpiece!
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Your taste buds are just weird!
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How rude!
I I made an effort to make them numb!
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How long do you think it took me
to not perceive this thing as a putrid liquid?!
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He's more dangerous than I thought.
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If I leave him be, he'll die,
and when he dies, our marriage will...
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This is for my own good, not his.
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I'll show you what real cooking is.
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No, thanks.
I have my elixir here...
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Just sit tight and observe!
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He looks just like a hungry puppy.
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I bet he'll be super surprised
once he tastes this.
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He'll praise me for the food,
and thank me from the bottom of his heart.
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Then he'll realise that
I'm far more skilful than him!
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Girl, you're creeping me out
with that smirking.
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Hey, I'm making your dinner here!
Don't be so rude!
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Is she putting poison inside?
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Will this be my last supper...?
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Eat your fill now.
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I'll definitely bring you down today!
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Any nails or explosives...?
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None so far...
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Well, duh!
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Just get that to your mouth already!
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Well?
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Is it good?
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It's normal...
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Just a normal meal, gently cooked.
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But it means more than anything to me...
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Then don't eat it!
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Why?! We've come this far,
so no refunds, come on!
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If it doesn't taste good,
then don't eat it!
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I'll just give this to the dog outside!
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I didn't say it tasted bad!
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You also didn't say it tasted good!
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Give it back! This is a thief!
Dine and dash!
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Give it up!
You're out of luck for giving me food!
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You demon!
I'll resent you forever!
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Such a fulfilling dinner...
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...and eating my whole meal,
only to be resented afterwards...
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...is a first for me.
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Wake up. Come on!
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Shisei... We're still good...
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Should sleep for some more...
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Why, you...
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I'm telling you to get your ass up!
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Sorry. Didn't think you'd
come to wake me up.
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Nay! I came to scold you!
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Scold?
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Why did you leave the dishes like that?
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I made you dinner last night,
so you were supposed to do the dishes!
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Oh, just use the available utensils.
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I'll do the dishes once they stack up.
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Wash them now!
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You left the toilet paper refills scattered.
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And the soap bag in the bathroom
is also on the floor.
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Are you trying to turn
this house into a jungle?!
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Hey, you can clean up
the rubbish once a month, right?
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A-Are you for real?
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And you call yourself a human?
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I am trying to be one.
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Do not deny rubbish.
Live in harmony with rubbish.
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I don't want to live with rubbish!
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I want to live a clean,
proper and beautiful life!
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I'm not that much of a clean freak.
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To be honest, I'm also questioning
the significance of taking a bath.
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Why would you even question that?!
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I can't believe I'm living under
the same roof with someone like you...
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We're living together
for our own interests, right?
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Don't pry too much into my life.
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What the heck?
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We have the opposite values...
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Can we even make it?
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No better stress relievers
than video games!
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You're too noisy,
I can't focus here!
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Hey...
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Why are you playing a weird game?!
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It's not a weird game.
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It's a community-based
zombie hunting action game.
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I must defeat the zombies
emerging in the nation,
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- in each prefecture's landmarks...
- Who cares about the game?!
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It's disgusting, turn it off!
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But it's not.
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I've already reduced the amount
of gibs in the settings to 40%.
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That's not the issue here!
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I can't fathom anyone
who'd play violent video games!
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They're bound to commit crimes!
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That's a narrow point of view.
Don't you generalise someone's hobby.
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I'm telling you
to not play this in my house!
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This is half my house too!
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You're just a freeloader!
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But why?!
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Anyway, no video games in this house!
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Nooo!
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Who could it be?
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Don't just let go!
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It's more of your belongings.
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What's gotten into you?
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My belongings...
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It's all here now.
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Tomorrow shall await another fierce battle.
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In order for this warrior
to recover from his wounds,
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he must take a bath!
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Strange...
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It's just too unusual for her
to not notice me at all...
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Did she pass out?!
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Hey! Answer me if you're alive!
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Survive, will you?!
Don't give up!
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Hey!
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Oh, she's just asleep...
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Wait, people have drowned in the past
from sleeping in the bath.
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Wake up! Sun's up for you!
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So you finally admitted defeat...
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If you apologise on your knees,
I'll let you live in a dog house.
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Maybe I should let her be?
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Saito, you idiot...
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Are you trying to kill me?!
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Wha...
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What is this...
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Why am I naked with you...
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Is this sexual harassment?
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Sexual battery?
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Calm down, let me explain...
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I can't believe you, pervert!
Get out! Get out of this house!
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Leave this planet already!
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At least kick me out to the Earth!
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I haven't done anything wrong!
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Like there's nothing wrong with you
sneaking in on a girl bathing?!
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That's...
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It's hard to explain...
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You...
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You saw it all, right?
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My breasts... and what's below too?
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No...
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You're the worst! Begone!
Don't get in the bath again!
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A boy saw me naked...
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And he's my greatest nemesis of a classmate...
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But a lot has happened,
so I go tired...
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And I fell asleep back there...
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Maybe...
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He was trying to save me?
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U-Um...
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What?
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Well, about earlier...
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I'm going to bed.
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Oh, go on, then!
It's nothing important anyway!
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What's up, Akane?
Why the sadness today?
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Himari...
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Himari!
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Someone you're on bad terms with,
but want to befriend?
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Are we talking about Saito?
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No way!
Why would you even bring him up?!
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But you seem to be curious
about Saito since last year.
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I'm not! Anyone but him, like, at all!
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That so?
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Anyway, I've just had it with the guy!
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If I keep arguing with them,
I'll turn crazy from the stress!
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Let's see... For starters...
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I'll just hug the person!
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Huh? No way, I can't do that to them.
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Then, how about talking it over?
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Most people would understand
if you talk to them.
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Well...
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Isn't that because they talk with you?
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You're a master at communicating,
and no one hates you.
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That's not true.
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There are some people
I can't get along with.
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So, you'll be fine.
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What matters isn't that you
should make them respect you,
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but you respect them.
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Respect them?
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Cousin, are you not hungry?
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My house is a living hell.
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Whenever she has time,
she'd just bicker at me.
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Do you really think
I can eat with such a mood?
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What if you get a divorce?
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I can't do that.
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00:15:25,890 --> 00:15:30,380
If I run away now, I won't know
what I gave my life to Grandpa for.
263
00:15:30,900 --> 00:15:34,200
I need to obtain Hojo Group.
264
00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:37,390
I don't want you to suffer.
265
00:15:37,390 --> 00:15:41,170
If you can't get a divorce,
you have just to get along with Akane.
266
00:15:41,170 --> 00:15:45,210
That's not happening.
Our personalities don't match.
267
00:15:45,210 --> 00:15:49,340
You know we're no match
for each other mentally, right?
268
00:15:49,760 --> 00:15:51,650
Humans are animals,
269
00:15:51,650 --> 00:15:54,330
so I think there are some
types incompatible to them.
270
00:15:54,330 --> 00:15:56,750
But not you, Cousin.
271
00:15:56,750 --> 00:15:58,100
You're just being negligent.
272
00:15:58,420 --> 00:15:59,580
Negligent?
273
00:15:59,580 --> 00:16:03,650
People with different preferences, thoughts,
and concepts of common sense,
274
00:16:03,650 --> 00:16:06,700
are simply unable
to get along as they are.
275
00:16:06,700 --> 00:16:10,710
Have you ever tried to concede to Akane?
276
00:16:10,710 --> 00:16:12,000
Well...
277
00:16:12,490 --> 00:16:17,220
It's important to understand
how she feels, and control it.
278
00:16:17,220 --> 00:16:20,500
If you're going to be the CEO,
you must be able to do that.
279
00:16:20,970 --> 00:16:22,500
You're right...
280
00:16:22,500 --> 00:16:25,420
We have come to one conclusion now.
281
00:16:25,420 --> 00:16:28,760
You will have to carry me
in your arms.
282
00:16:28,760 --> 00:16:29,760
For what?!
283
00:16:30,210 --> 00:16:32,670
Most maidens will fall for this.
284
00:16:32,670 --> 00:16:33,470
Huh?!
285
00:16:36,670 --> 00:16:37,910
I'm back...
286
00:16:40,330 --> 00:16:43,020
I'll just... not do that today.
287
00:16:43,020 --> 00:16:44,020
I'm sorry!
288
00:16:44,020 --> 00:16:45,280
...Talk...
289
00:16:45,280 --> 00:16:46,280
Huh?
290
00:16:46,280 --> 00:16:49,190
I said, let's talk.
291
00:16:49,190 --> 00:16:50,560
About a divorce?
292
00:16:50,560 --> 00:16:55,900
Not that! I want to talk about
how we can maintain our m-marriage!
293
00:16:56,880 --> 00:16:59,660
I want to discuss
how we can get along well.
294
00:16:59,660 --> 00:17:04,170
Not that I want to,
but I can't just break up with you now.
295
00:17:04,650 --> 00:17:06,510
I can't have that too.
296
00:17:08,450 --> 00:17:09,930
I've been thinking.
297
00:17:10,320 --> 00:17:14,270
I hate you, but if I have to live with you,
298
00:17:14,270 --> 00:17:17,010
it's better to make this place
more comfortable.
299
00:17:17,010 --> 00:17:18,320
Agreed.
300
00:17:18,320 --> 00:17:19,940
I don't want to live in hell.
301
00:17:19,940 --> 00:17:21,560
Hell?! How rude!
302
00:17:21,560 --> 00:17:23,950
Let's see...
303
00:17:23,950 --> 00:17:28,070
How about setting some rules
so we don't get stressed out?
304
00:17:28,390 --> 00:17:29,380
Rules?
305
00:17:29,380 --> 00:17:32,590
If we set up some borders
that you and I are comfortable with,
306
00:17:32,590 --> 00:17:35,610
we won't have to argue so much, right?
307
00:17:35,610 --> 00:17:37,330
I see...
308
00:17:37,780 --> 00:17:40,010
Let's talk about housework, then.
309
00:17:40,010 --> 00:17:42,960
Ever since we got married,
I've been doing it all alone.
310
00:17:43,490 --> 00:17:47,450
I prefer washing my clothes and dishes
when they're piled up already.
311
00:17:47,450 --> 00:17:48,880
I'm all about efficiency.
312
00:17:48,880 --> 00:17:49,980
Bugs will come in!
313
00:17:49,980 --> 00:17:51,790
It's only a natural thing.
314
00:17:51,790 --> 00:17:53,620
Yeah, I don't want to be one with nature!
315
00:17:53,620 --> 00:17:55,660
Leave them be, and they'll be
full of germs, turning you sick!
316
00:17:55,660 --> 00:17:57,510
Do the laundry every day,
even if you hate it!
317
00:17:58,520 --> 00:18:00,210
All right.
318
00:18:00,210 --> 00:18:02,770
I'll do the laundry from time to time.
319
00:18:02,770 --> 00:18:05,870
Really? That'll be helpful.
320
00:18:05,870 --> 00:18:08,170
Don't you have a request?
321
00:18:08,170 --> 00:18:10,430
You're asking my opinion?
322
00:18:10,430 --> 00:18:13,280
I'd listen to any reasonable opinion.
323
00:18:13,280 --> 00:18:15,340
Well...
324
00:18:15,340 --> 00:18:19,040
I'd like you to bear with
my touching your body in the bed...
325
00:18:19,040 --> 00:18:21,040
So you want me
to allow sexual harassment?!
326
00:18:21,040 --> 00:18:22,030
You lecherous guy!
327
00:18:22,030 --> 00:18:25,920
No! I'm telling you to overlook my bumping
into you since our bed is cramped!
328
00:18:26,390 --> 00:18:31,540
O-Okay... You can touch my body.
329
00:18:31,540 --> 00:18:34,320
But just through my clothes, okay?
330
00:18:34,320 --> 00:18:37,930
I won't forgive you
if you touch inside my clothes.
331
00:18:37,930 --> 00:18:42,990
You should play horror games with headphones,
and don't play them when I'm around.
332
00:18:42,990 --> 00:18:44,620
Are you scared?
333
00:18:44,620 --> 00:18:48,150
No, it's just distracting!
334
00:18:49,280 --> 00:18:51,860
We've settled on the basic rules, then.
335
00:18:51,860 --> 00:18:53,150
Well, yeah...
336
00:18:53,460 --> 00:18:56,150
Also, I read this in a book,
337
00:18:56,150 --> 00:19:00,420
but if you say thank you out loud,
this will improve a relationship.
338
00:19:00,420 --> 00:19:02,630
So you want us to thank each other?
339
00:19:02,630 --> 00:19:04,160
Even for the smallest things.
340
00:19:05,840 --> 00:19:07,230
In that case...
341
00:19:07,230 --> 00:19:10,920
You should say my cooking tastes good.
342
00:19:10,920 --> 00:19:12,110
Even if it tastes normal?
343
00:19:12,110 --> 00:19:16,320
Even if it does!
Cooking for someone takes effort, mind you!
344
00:19:16,320 --> 00:19:19,930
If I hear you say, "It's normal,"
it'll just ruin my mood after all the effort!
345
00:19:20,270 --> 00:19:23,430
Saying "normal" is a praise for me, though.
346
00:19:23,430 --> 00:19:25,080
Huh? Why?
347
00:19:25,080 --> 00:19:28,300
It'll be too long to explain.
About a week.
348
00:19:28,300 --> 00:19:29,690
That's too long!
349
00:19:30,860 --> 00:19:33,610
I don't think we've got closer...
350
00:19:33,610 --> 00:19:35,310
No good, huh?
351
00:19:35,310 --> 00:19:37,460
But we could talk with each other.
352
00:19:37,460 --> 00:19:39,040
We talked for 5 hours.
353
00:19:39,040 --> 00:19:40,330
I'm so beat.
354
00:19:40,330 --> 00:19:41,690
Glad to hear that.
355
00:19:41,690 --> 00:19:43,100
You're one step forward now.
356
00:19:43,100 --> 00:19:45,900
Thanks.
It's all thanks to you, Himari.
357
00:19:45,900 --> 00:19:47,690
See you tomorrow.
358
00:19:52,220 --> 00:19:53,870
Here...
359
00:19:54,390 --> 00:19:57,590
You can... touch my body...
360
00:19:58,480 --> 00:20:00,600
I won't touch you on purpose!
361
00:20:03,230 --> 00:20:05,600
It's been a while
since we walked home together.
362
00:20:05,600 --> 00:20:07,010
I'm so happy.
363
00:20:07,010 --> 00:20:09,340
I've been so busy these days.
364
00:20:09,340 --> 00:20:11,730
Has your war with Akane ended?
365
00:20:11,730 --> 00:20:13,510
No, it hasn't...
366
00:20:13,510 --> 00:20:15,610
But I think I'm willing to reconcile.
367
00:20:15,860 --> 00:20:16,580
You mean this?
368
00:20:16,580 --> 00:20:17,840
Now that's raw.
369
00:20:17,840 --> 00:20:18,820
The beach ball?
370
00:20:18,820 --> 00:20:19,870
Stop confusing me!
371
00:20:21,410 --> 00:20:23,910
Anyway, tag along with me.
372
00:20:25,460 --> 00:20:26,530
What's this?
373
00:20:27,620 --> 00:20:31,190
I bought it.
Your favourite short cake.
374
00:20:31,190 --> 00:20:33,940
Huh? You're giving me this?
375
00:20:33,940 --> 00:20:34,750
Yeah.
376
00:20:35,170 --> 00:20:37,610
How do you know my favourite food?
377
00:20:37,610 --> 00:20:40,210
You wrote it in the anthology last year.
378
00:20:40,210 --> 00:20:42,390
You remember that...
379
00:20:42,390 --> 00:20:43,390
Wow, what a creep.
380
00:20:43,390 --> 00:20:44,140
Please don't.
381
00:20:44,140 --> 00:20:48,390
I mean, I just wrote it
on the corner of the anthology.
382
00:20:48,990 --> 00:20:51,400
I don't even remember I wrote it.
383
00:20:51,770 --> 00:20:55,530
Sorry for having strong memories, then.
384
00:20:57,810 --> 00:20:59,030
Thanks.
385
00:21:03,660 --> 00:21:05,910
You're going all-out with this one, huh?
386
00:21:05,910 --> 00:21:07,160
Have a bite.
387
00:21:11,420 --> 00:21:15,740
Well? Are you willing to
bow down to my cooking now?
388
00:21:15,740 --> 00:21:17,920
Is it good? It is, right?
389
00:21:18,340 --> 00:21:20,050
It's so good.
390
00:21:20,380 --> 00:21:21,360
That so?
391
00:21:21,980 --> 00:21:23,550
Glad to hear that.
392
00:21:26,640 --> 00:21:28,060
Strange...
393
00:21:28,060 --> 00:21:32,170
The Akane I know would say,
"I don't like the way you praise me!"
394
00:21:32,170 --> 00:21:34,210
and go berserk on me...
395
00:21:34,210 --> 00:21:35,840
What are you scheming?
396
00:21:35,840 --> 00:21:38,570
It's a lot of dishes,
so I thought you'd be overwhelmed...
397
00:21:38,570 --> 00:21:41,770
So you actually can care
about others now?
398
00:21:41,770 --> 00:21:44,380
That's very rude of you.
399
00:21:44,380 --> 00:21:46,580
I can just not help you
if you don't want me.
400
00:21:48,140 --> 00:21:50,500
That'll be lovely. Thanks.
401
00:21:52,710 --> 00:21:54,000
You're welcome.
402
00:21:54,560 --> 00:21:55,780
I see...
403
00:21:55,780 --> 00:21:59,010
I always see her mad,
so I never noticed...
404
00:21:59,930 --> 00:22:03,510
But she looks best when smiling...
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