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♪ We're all going on
a summer holiday ♪
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♪ No more working
for a week or two ♪
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♪ Fun and laughter
on a summer holiday ♪
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♪ No more worries
for me and you ♪
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♪ For a week or two ♪
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Sorry, sorry, darling.
Go on, carry on.
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So in 1824,
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the whole island
quarantined itself in fear
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of a deadly flu pandemic.
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Does it say how long
the quarantine lasted?
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Yeah. What began
as three months
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eventually lasted almost
two and a half years!
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Wow. What suffering. Amazing.
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Totally amazing.
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Long after the mainland
had ended the quarantine,
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it remained in
place on the island
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until most people
had either died
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or had turned to cannibalism
to feed themselves
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and their children.
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- How many people died?
- Oh, it doesn't actually say.
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- Bullshit! I need a death toll.
- Hey, language.
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Why does it matter
how many people died?
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Actually, I agree
with Sam on this.
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It just, it would be nice
to have an exact figure.
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Yeah, I think I'd
give more of a shit
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if it was 200 people
rather than, say...
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- Four?
- Yeah, four.
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- Yeah.
- Four people.
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Okay, well, I heard
it was hundreds.
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- Are you happy?
- Very, thank you.
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Every 10 years, the islanders
celebrate the festival of...
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- Karantan!
- Karantan!
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Or quarantine, a gory,
eight-hour play...
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- Eight fucking hours!
- Hey, hey!
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Sorry, Dad.
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I fucking hate the theater.
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Mummy, thank you for the info.
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- You're welcome, Daddy.
- Gross.
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I would never eat a person.
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- Why not?
- I'm a vegetarian.
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- Oh, here we go. That's right.
- Don't belittle my beliefs.
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Beliefs! Ho-ho-ho! I'm
sorry, but believe me,
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if you were hungry
enough, you'd eat a man.
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- Or a woman.
- Yeah.
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- Don't forget about us!
- Sorry.
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Sorry, hello.
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Sorry to interrupt.
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Could we order
some food, please?
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Could I have two
hamburgares, please.
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And then two pomme frites,
chips, fries, chips.
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And then two very
large beers, please.
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And, um, kids, what do you want?
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Yeah, hi.
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Sorry, do you have
a veggie burger?
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- Oh, God.
- A bun with no beef?
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Yeah.
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We have burgers made from
land meat or sea meat.
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Perfect, what's the sea meat?
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Fermented mackerel anus.
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What... um?
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Just chips, thanks.
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- Chips.
- Yes, thank you.
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And, Jessie, what are
you having, honey?
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Nothing. I'm not hungry.
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Oh, my God, you have
to eat something.
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I'll eat later.
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Well, do you promise
me you'll eat later?
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- No.
- Jessie, where are you...
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, sorry, could I also...
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could I get some cheese
on my burger, please?
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- Nej.
- No, okay. Why not?
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Where are you going?
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To find Jessie.
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Geez! Sorry. And
sorry about my kids.
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They're an absolute
nightmare today.
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I think they're bored.
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Do you have children yourself?
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Nej. It died.
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Well, of course it did.
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- Ooh!
- Hiya!
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- Hello, darling.
- Here you go.
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- Oh, thank you.
- Does that taste like fish?
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Oh! Sorry.
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Thank God we have
the table number
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so we don't get confused
with anyone else.
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Funny.
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Will you go and
shout for the kids?
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Where are they?
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Oh, my God, Richard,
I don't know.
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Use your brain.
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- Alright, sorry.
- Where are they?
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Do I look like a psychic?
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What do you think happened?
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Don't know.
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- Kids, food!
- We should go.
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I'm starving.
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- Ugh! Gross.
- Yeah, eww.
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- That was pretty good.
- I don't know.
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- To me it's like fish. Hello.
- Through?
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Yes, thank you.
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It was lovely,
thank you very much.
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Let me ask, can we buy
tickets here for the ferry?
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Do I look like the ferry?
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- No.
- No, I just thought I'd ask.
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- Where are you going?
- Oh, we're going to Svalta.
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You cannot go there. It is
forbujdet during Karantan.
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I don't think it is, is it?
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This is Europe, yeah?
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There are no hotels
on the island.
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This is the last ferry.
You'll be stranded.
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No, we won't be stranded
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because we're staying
on the island.
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- We've actually booked a B&B.
- Look, hang on.
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- Here. Have a look.
- Richard.
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Shush.
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That's the house
of Matts Larsson.
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Yes, it is.
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It doesn't get more
Swedish than that, does it?
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Yes, it does.
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Why did you show him the app?
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- He seemed nice.
- He's not the B&B police.
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- I know he isn't. Sorry.
- You don't always have to...
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You don't have to
apologize for everything.
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- Maybe, but...
- Yeah, but it makes me
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the bad one.
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I promise you, you will not
be welcome on the island.
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They don't like visitors
at the best of times.
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Oh. Why?
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Foreigners on the island
during Karantan play?
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It is like serving pork
chops at a bar mitzvah.
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- Would anyone do that?
- Yeah.
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- Delicious.
- What's his problem?
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Maybe he doesn't
like vegetarians.
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I'm sure there are
vegetarians in Sweden.
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- Ah.
- Stockholm, yeah, sure.
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Malmo, Gothenburg, at a push.
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I think it's awful
that anyone would hold
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onto a grudge for 200 years.
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Says the Irish lady.
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The ferry!
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- Oh, good. The ferry.
- Yes! Come on!
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Hey! I'm sorry
to interrupt you.
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- What?
- Can I pay?
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I don't know. Can you?
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Come on, I'm in a bit of a rush.
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Please, I'm going
to miss the ferry.
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- Perhaps that's for the best.
- What do I owe you?
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Hmm...
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300 krona.
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Right, um...
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I can't...
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My hands are so sweaty.
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Right, yes.
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Cash only.
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Okay, uh...
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One...
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Is that one? Yes. Two.
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What are you doing?
You're hurting me.
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If you know what's best for
you, don't get on that ferry.
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Take your nice family
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and get back into your
hired car and fuck off.
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I said you're hurting me!
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I have to leave.
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Don't say I didn't warn you.
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What's wrong? Richard?
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I know that look.
What's wrong?
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- I'm fine.
- Richard!
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Yes?
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Oh, hello.
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Could we order four
tickets, please?
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- Four tickets?
- Mm-hmm.
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To where?
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Well, we're going where
you're going, silly.
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- We're... Svalta.
- Let's go!
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Well, this is most unusual.
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Come on, Dad.
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- Sorry.
- What's wrong?
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- Oh!
- I think I've left
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- my blooming wallet inside.
- D'oh!
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- Shut up, Sam.
- Sam, just...
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Well, then, you numpty,
just go run, run, run,
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- quick, quick, quick, quick.
- Yes.
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- Go, go!
- Yes, yes.
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- Go, Richard! Run.
- I'm going.
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We must leave now.
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To be late is forbjudet.
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After this boat, no more.
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Oh, when's the next ferry?
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In three days, after
Karantan is over.
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So yeah, four return
tickets, please.
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I take your names, please?
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Why do you need our names?
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For our passenger manifest.
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In case we sink and
everyone drowns.
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Oh, lovely, of course.
Well, we're the Smiths.
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- I'm Susan, and this is Sam.
- Just Sam.
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And then this is Jessie.
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And then my husband
is... Come on, Daddy!
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Hey!
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And this is Richard, my husband.
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Daddy, come on, the tide.
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All okay?
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- Yeah, fine.
- Yeah?
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- Yes.
- Yes.
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Oh, you got some ketchup
on your top, silly.
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Oh, yes. Here we
are. Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Right, let's go!
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Come on.
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- All aboard the Skylark!
- He is so embarrassing.
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- We're adopted, right?
- You fucking are!
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What's happening?
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I don't know,
Richard, I don't know.
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Fuck off!
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Fuck. It's Johan, the Dane.
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You want to make drink with me?
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- Uh...
- That's a nice offer.
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We're actually not
big drinkers, are we?
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- No.
- I wasn't talking to you,
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you fucking four-eyed pussy man.
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- Um...
- Shall we? Yes.
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I think we could have
a look around the boat.
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Oh, let's.
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♪ Sommar, sommar, sommar ♪
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♪ Det a r dans i Folkets Park ♪
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♪ Sommar, sommar, sommar ♪
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♪ Hja rtan ska rs
I tra dens bark ♪
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♪ Jag vill viska i ditt ora ♪
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Well, well, well.
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Thank you. You honor us!
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No, Richard, don't.
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What?
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Who are you?
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Why have you come here today?
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Why are you here?
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It's our holiday.
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Holidagen?
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Yes, but not just a holidagen.
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We're also here to see
your wonderful play.
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Play?!
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How dare you?
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"Billy Elliot" is a play.
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"Grease," the
musical, is a play.
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This is Karantan.
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This is our life.
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No play.
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Sorry, I think we've got
off on the wrong foot.
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The kommune has made a judgment.
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You must get back on the ferry
and return to the mainland.
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- You are not welcome here.
- Right, but...
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Yeah. Sorry for the push back,
we didn't think this was...
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It's not a private
island, is it?
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Look, all we want to do is
just see your thing, the show,
255
00:14:33,079 --> 00:14:35,598
and just pay our
respects to the dead.
256
00:14:35,702 --> 00:14:37,083
The dead?
257
00:14:37,186 --> 00:14:39,154
What do you know of the dead?
258
00:14:39,257 --> 00:14:40,603
Oh, well, quite a lot actually.
259
00:14:40,707 --> 00:14:42,064
- Mum, just don't.
- No, no, no, no.
260
00:14:42,088 --> 00:14:43,237
Honestly, they'll
find it interesting.
261
00:14:43,261 --> 00:14:44,573
They will find it interesting.
262
00:14:44,676 --> 00:14:47,265
My great, great, great,
great, great grandfather
263
00:14:47,369 --> 00:14:50,924
actually died here
on this island,
264
00:14:51,028 --> 00:14:53,582
on Svalta.
265
00:14:53,685 --> 00:14:56,136
Who was your ancestor?
266
00:14:56,240 --> 00:15:02,240
He was the... well, one
of the brave officers
267
00:15:02,694 --> 00:15:05,525
who your ancestors murdered.
268
00:15:09,253 --> 00:15:14,603
You will leave this
place one way or another.
269
00:15:14,706 --> 00:15:16,467
Oh! Ugh!
270
00:15:16,570 --> 00:15:18,158
Sue, Mummy, are you...
271
00:15:18,262 --> 00:15:21,403
She licked my face,
she licked my face!
272
00:15:21,506 --> 00:15:24,406
Oh, hey! Hey, hey, hey!
273
00:15:24,509 --> 00:15:27,719
I see you have already
met our friendly kommune.
274
00:15:27,823 --> 00:15:29,445
Welcome to Svalta.
275
00:15:29,549 --> 00:15:34,968
- Thank you.
- I'm... I'm... I'm Matts.
276
00:15:35,072 --> 00:15:37,074
They are mostly harmless.
277
00:15:37,177 --> 00:15:39,800
Mostly.
278
00:15:39,904 --> 00:15:42,596
- Well, they don't seem harmless.
- Yeah.
279
00:15:42,700 --> 00:15:46,393
Matts Larsson! You
know these outsiders?
280
00:15:46,497 --> 00:15:49,051
Huh. Yes.
281
00:15:49,155 --> 00:15:51,364
I have rented them
my mother's house.
282
00:15:51,467 --> 00:15:54,470
You did not seek agreement
from the kommune.
283
00:15:54,574 --> 00:15:56,162
This is not your island.
284
00:15:56,265 --> 00:15:57,749
It is not any of your business
285
00:15:57,853 --> 00:16:00,200
who I rent my mother's house to.
286
00:16:00,304 --> 00:16:02,823
This is Sweden, 2024.
287
00:16:05,378 --> 00:16:08,105
The rules of our society
on this matter are clear.
288
00:16:08,208 --> 00:16:09,934
The rules remain in place
289
00:16:10,038 --> 00:16:12,109
to protect us from
people like this.
290
00:16:12,212 --> 00:16:13,973
200 years ago.
291
00:16:14,076 --> 00:16:16,423
Your poor mother would
turn in her grave
292
00:16:16,527 --> 00:16:19,875
if she could see what kind
of a man you have become.
293
00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:23,879
I hope you'll be able
to tell her about it
294
00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:26,226
in person one day soon.
295
00:16:28,918 --> 00:16:32,163
Do enjoy your time on Svalta.
296
00:16:32,267 --> 00:16:33,820
It will be short.
297
00:16:40,068 --> 00:16:43,554
- Thank you.
- "Thank you."
298
00:16:43,657 --> 00:16:46,108
God, honestly, I
give up, I give up.
299
00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:52,459
Okay, come on. Put
your bags on the cart.
300
00:16:52,563 --> 00:16:55,738
- We will go now to your house.
- It's fine.
301
00:16:55,842 --> 00:16:58,189
We'll... We'll push it
ourselves, thank you.
302
00:16:58,293 --> 00:17:02,504
- That's your decision.
- Kids, wait a second.
303
00:17:02,607 --> 00:17:06,128
Hey. You okay?
304
00:17:06,232 --> 00:17:07,716
If you're having
second thoughts,
305
00:17:07,819 --> 00:17:09,752
you should probably say
something right now.
306
00:17:09,856 --> 00:17:12,652
No, I need this
holiday, Richard.
307
00:17:12,755 --> 00:17:15,862
I need it.
308
00:17:15,965 --> 00:17:17,760
- It'll be good. We'll be fine.
- Okay.
309
00:17:17,864 --> 00:17:19,452
- Yeah.
- Good.
310
00:17:19,555 --> 00:17:23,007
Yeah.
311
00:17:23,111 --> 00:17:26,045
Oh. Shoes off, please.
312
00:17:26,148 --> 00:17:27,805
Oh, of course.
313
00:17:27,908 --> 00:17:30,325
You'll find a pair of
slippers here for each of you.
314
00:17:30,428 --> 00:17:33,535
Do I have to? I'd rather
keep my trainers on.
315
00:17:33,638 --> 00:17:37,987
It is the tradition in
Sweden, so if you can.
316
00:17:38,091 --> 00:17:39,610
Well, it's our tradition...
317
00:17:39,713 --> 00:17:41,819
Feels comfy womfy? No?
318
00:17:41,922 --> 00:17:42,958
- Yeah.
- Alright.
319
00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:44,925
Comfy womfy.
320
00:17:45,029 --> 00:17:47,076
I don't understand why I
have to take my trainers off.
321
00:17:47,100 --> 00:17:50,517
It's our tradition
here in Skane.
322
00:17:50,621 --> 00:17:53,348
- Feels comfy too?
- Stop saying that.
323
00:17:53,451 --> 00:17:55,764
- My trainers are comfy.
- Just... Just put them on.
324
00:17:55,867 --> 00:17:57,283
- Fuck!
- Shh, shh, shh.
325
00:17:57,386 --> 00:18:00,769
Well, well, well.
This is lovely.
326
00:18:00,872 --> 00:18:02,874
It's very Swedish.
327
00:18:02,978 --> 00:18:05,498
That's because we are in Sweden.
328
00:18:05,601 --> 00:18:06,878
- Yeah.
- He's got you there.
329
00:18:06,982 --> 00:18:08,190
'Cause we are.
330
00:18:08,294 --> 00:18:11,400
And you were saying this...
331
00:18:11,504 --> 00:18:13,402
this was your
mother's house, Matts?
332
00:18:13,506 --> 00:18:19,270
Yeah, she was born here, and
in 1974 she married my father,
333
00:18:19,374 --> 00:18:20,858
right here, on the island.
334
00:18:20,961 --> 00:18:23,757
God, that is so sweet.
335
00:18:23,861 --> 00:18:27,244
Yeah, no, no, no, it
was February, minus-25.
336
00:18:27,347 --> 00:18:29,453
Very bad snow.
337
00:18:29,556 --> 00:18:31,903
My mother and her sisters
arrived at the ferry
338
00:18:32,007 --> 00:18:35,666
only to find the sea outside the
harbor wall had frozen solid.
339
00:18:35,769 --> 00:18:39,842
- Oh, what happened?
- Well, in their high heels
340
00:18:39,946 --> 00:18:42,535
and...
341
00:18:42,638 --> 00:18:45,193
big coats, they
walked across the ice.
342
00:18:45,296 --> 00:18:46,677
My father and...
343
00:18:50,094 --> 00:18:52,752
his brothers met
them in the harbor,
344
00:18:52,855 --> 00:18:56,997
and the wedding went ahead.
345
00:18:57,101 --> 00:18:58,861
- Hmm.
- That is so romantic.
346
00:18:58,965 --> 00:19:01,209
Yeah.
347
00:19:01,312 --> 00:19:03,797
And is she still with us, Matts?
348
00:19:03,901 --> 00:19:07,767
Sadly, no. She died
10 years ago, aged 91.
349
00:19:07,870 --> 00:19:09,251
- Wow.
- God.
350
00:19:09,355 --> 00:19:12,116
I'm sorry. But she had
a lovely, long life.
351
00:19:12,220 --> 00:19:15,430
Yes, and then she was
murdered, beheaded,
352
00:19:15,533 --> 00:19:17,949
right there in her
favorite chair.
353
00:19:18,053 --> 00:19:19,917
- Oh.
- Jesus.
354
00:19:20,020 --> 00:19:22,575
- Um...
- Sorry.
355
00:19:22,678 --> 00:19:25,164
Um, Richard, get up
out of the chair.
356
00:19:25,267 --> 00:19:28,753
Can we go up stairs and
check out our rooms?
357
00:19:28,857 --> 00:19:30,410
Yeah, of course, of course.
358
00:19:30,514 --> 00:19:32,240
- This is your house now.
- Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
359
00:19:32,343 --> 00:19:34,345
- Oh, thank you.
- Just... good.
360
00:19:34,449 --> 00:19:36,382
Get the fuck up out
of the chair, Richard.
361
00:19:36,485 --> 00:19:38,211
Let me take you. There we go.
362
00:19:38,315 --> 00:19:39,523
It's about time you got up.
363
00:19:44,666 --> 00:19:47,082
- I want this one.
- Fucking hell, Sam!
364
00:19:48,911 --> 00:19:50,844
Jesus!
365
00:19:50,948 --> 00:19:53,364
Dickhead.
366
00:19:58,335 --> 00:19:59,991
Oh, fuck sake!
367
00:20:00,095 --> 00:20:02,131
My phone's got no signal, Sam.
368
00:20:02,235 --> 00:20:03,823
Of course it hasn't!
369
00:20:03,926 --> 00:20:05,766
We've come on holiday to
a Swedish horror film.
370
00:20:14,005 --> 00:20:16,215
Hej.
371
00:20:16,318 --> 00:20:18,596
Don't be scared.
372
00:20:18,700 --> 00:20:20,011
It's only Matts.
373
00:20:20,115 --> 00:20:21,599
I'm not scared.
374
00:20:21,703 --> 00:20:24,326
I just didn't hear you come up.
375
00:20:24,430 --> 00:20:29,366
Oh, I'm almost silent
in my slippers.
376
00:20:29,469 --> 00:20:31,644
Maybe you should wear a
little bell round your neck.
377
00:20:31,747 --> 00:20:36,407
- Oh, like a young cat.
- Yeah.
378
00:20:36,511 --> 00:20:40,894
That way you can let the little
birds know you're coming.
379
00:20:40,998 --> 00:20:43,483
Now why would I want to do that?
380
00:20:48,177 --> 00:20:50,249
Meow!
381
00:20:54,977 --> 00:20:59,982
Meow!
382
00:21:00,086 --> 00:21:05,643
Meow!
383
00:21:05,747 --> 00:21:07,024
Fuck off.
384
00:21:07,127 --> 00:21:08,957
Dickhead!
385
00:21:09,060 --> 00:21:11,615
I must go and leave you
to begin your vacation.
386
00:21:11,718 --> 00:21:13,375
Oh, Matts, before you go,
387
00:21:13,479 --> 00:21:15,146
did you manage to get those
bits of shopping I asked for?
388
00:21:15,170 --> 00:21:17,034
Oh, yeah, I did.
389
00:21:17,137 --> 00:21:20,348
I put it all away into the
cupboards and... and the fridge.
390
00:21:28,356 --> 00:21:30,323
Well, we better get on.
391
00:21:30,427 --> 00:21:32,532
This chicken paprika isn't
going to make itself.
392
00:21:32,636 --> 00:21:34,948
Yeah. Oh, I couldn't
get paprika.
393
00:21:35,052 --> 00:21:36,329
Oh, not to worry.
394
00:21:38,711 --> 00:21:39,781
Or chicken.
395
00:21:45,234 --> 00:21:46,926
Well, toasties it
is then, Daddy.
396
00:21:47,029 --> 00:21:48,029
- Delicious.
- Mm-hmm.
397
00:22:04,633 --> 00:22:06,152
Oh!
398
00:22:06,255 --> 00:22:09,155
Wow! These are razor sharp.
399
00:22:09,258 --> 00:22:11,330
Be careful, Daddy.
400
00:22:11,433 --> 00:22:14,747
Life must've been so
shit before phones.
401
00:22:14,850 --> 00:22:17,681
No wonder they had massive
fucking wars, right?
402
00:22:17,784 --> 00:22:22,271
So bored all the time.
Nothing better to do.
403
00:22:22,375 --> 00:22:24,032
Have I got time for a bath?
404
00:22:24,135 --> 00:22:28,795
'Course you do, darling!
You're on your holibobs!
405
00:22:28,899 --> 00:22:32,627
Go have a nice soak and
forget about your phone.
406
00:22:32,730 --> 00:22:35,112
Ow! Don't touch me.
Don't fucking touch me!
407
00:22:35,215 --> 00:22:37,455
- Mum, can you tell her?
- Yeah, don't fucking touch him.
408
00:22:37,528 --> 00:22:41,808
Not... Jessie, don't...
409
00:25:08,748 --> 00:25:10,336
What's going on?
410
00:25:10,439 --> 00:25:13,373
Well, I don't know, do I?
How am I supposed to know?
411
00:25:13,477 --> 00:25:14,927
I don't understand.
What do we do?
412
00:25:15,030 --> 00:25:17,205
- I'm going down there.
- Don't be stupid.
413
00:25:17,308 --> 00:25:18,793
I am, I'm going down there.
414
00:25:18,896 --> 00:25:22,106
Anyway, I'm not going to be
scared away by these people.
415
00:25:22,210 --> 00:25:23,522
Whatever they are.
416
00:25:23,625 --> 00:25:25,120
We have every right
to be here, Richard.
417
00:25:25,144 --> 00:25:27,146
We do, but Brexit!
418
00:25:27,249 --> 00:25:28,250
Sus.
419
00:25:45,578 --> 00:25:46,752
Leave us alone!
420
00:25:51,895 --> 00:25:54,242
There are children
inside sleeping.
421
00:25:54,345 --> 00:25:55,692
And you're frightening us.
422
00:25:55,795 --> 00:25:58,211
So please, just...
423
00:25:58,315 --> 00:25:59,350
Go away!
424
00:26:14,124 --> 00:26:15,608
Richard, look.
425
00:26:15,712 --> 00:26:17,817
What are you doing?
426
00:26:17,921 --> 00:26:19,198
You can't leave that here!
427
00:26:28,138 --> 00:26:29,967
Well, thanks for
your help, Richard.
428
00:26:30,071 --> 00:26:31,693
I thought I'd let
you helm this one.
429
00:26:31,797 --> 00:26:34,144
- Oh, cheers.
- Are you cross?
430
00:26:34,247 --> 00:26:35,984
Hey, we talked about this
in couple's counseling.
431
00:26:36,008 --> 00:26:38,389
It's really important,
you know, as a man,
432
00:26:38,493 --> 00:26:43,671
that sometimes I sit back and
empower you, and you did great.
433
00:26:43,774 --> 00:26:45,949
Shut the fuck up, Richard.
434
00:26:46,052 --> 00:26:47,675
Sorry.
435
00:26:47,778 --> 00:26:49,815
I'm going back to bed.
You can deal with this.
436
00:26:49,918 --> 00:26:51,748
What do you want
me to do with it?
437
00:26:51,851 --> 00:26:53,853
Work it out!
438
00:26:53,957 --> 00:26:56,407
D... Do we have bin bags?
439
00:27:18,464 --> 00:27:20,397
Hey, morning! You alright?
440
00:27:20,500 --> 00:27:23,055
No, not really.
441
00:27:23,158 --> 00:27:27,093
Okay. Um... Something
I can help with?
442
00:27:27,197 --> 00:27:30,856
- Probably not.
- Is this about last night?
443
00:27:30,959 --> 00:27:32,892
No, what happened last night?
444
00:27:32,996 --> 00:27:36,275
Forget it. What's
on your mind?
445
00:27:36,378 --> 00:27:39,002
'Cause you know, you can
talk to me about anything.
446
00:27:39,105 --> 00:27:40,659
I won't be shocked, I promise.
447
00:27:40,762 --> 00:27:43,040
Between us, when I
was a younger man,
448
00:27:43,144 --> 00:27:46,872
I used to live in
Vienna, and, uh...
449
00:27:48,494 --> 00:27:52,015
Between us, I used to do
a bit of the old cannabis.
450
00:27:57,399 --> 00:28:00,713
Ah.
451
00:28:00,817 --> 00:28:05,649
I feel like we
are being watched.
452
00:28:05,753 --> 00:28:07,099
What makes you say that?
453
00:28:07,202 --> 00:28:10,481
So last night I
was taking a soak,
454
00:28:10,585 --> 00:28:15,072
and I could hear noises coming
from behind that big mirror.
455
00:28:15,176 --> 00:28:17,799
Right. What kind of noises?
456
00:28:17,903 --> 00:28:19,698
I don't know, like a shuffling,
457
00:28:19,801 --> 00:28:22,079
- a loud crack.
- Alright, well, look, I mean,
458
00:28:22,183 --> 00:28:23,702
it could have been
us moving around.
459
00:28:23,805 --> 00:28:27,084
- It's a very old house.
- No. It wasn't that.
460
00:28:27,188 --> 00:28:29,259
'Cause it was actually
quite creepy, and...
461
00:28:29,362 --> 00:28:32,469
- Shh, come here.
- I'm sorry, I just, um...
462
00:28:32,572 --> 00:28:34,713
It's alright. It's okay.
463
00:28:34,816 --> 00:28:36,404
If you ever hear
anything else again,
464
00:28:36,507 --> 00:28:38,061
just come and wake
me up, alright?
465
00:28:38,164 --> 00:28:39,890
- Yeah, okay.
- You promise?
466
00:28:39,994 --> 00:28:44,136
Sorry, oh, God. I'm just being,
like, silly, I feel like.
467
00:28:44,239 --> 00:28:47,691
Joking aside, what I said
before about cannabis...
468
00:28:47,795 --> 00:28:49,866
Right.
469
00:28:49,969 --> 00:28:53,110
Don't do it because
in... in the end, for me,
470
00:28:53,214 --> 00:28:55,941
I went a bit mad.
471
00:28:56,044 --> 00:28:57,977
And it wasn't nice.
472
00:28:58,081 --> 00:29:01,809
Well, no, I-I tried cannabis
once, and, um, not my thing,
473
00:29:01,912 --> 00:29:03,027
it wasn't for me. I hated it.
474
00:29:03,051 --> 00:29:05,813
- Good.
- So yeah. Cool?
475
00:29:05,916 --> 00:29:07,538
- Cool.
- Cool.
476
00:29:10,334 --> 00:29:11,991
What is your thing?
477
00:29:12,095 --> 00:29:13,372
Cocaine and fat dicks.
478
00:29:40,088 --> 00:29:41,676
- Hey!
- Oh, hey.
479
00:29:41,780 --> 00:29:43,540
Can... Can I come in?
480
00:29:49,580 --> 00:29:52,066
This is a bit awkward. Um...
481
00:29:52,169 --> 00:29:54,665
You didn't happen to see all the
people outside here last night,
482
00:29:54,689 --> 00:29:56,622
did you?
483
00:29:56,725 --> 00:29:58,900
No. What were they doing?
484
00:29:59,004 --> 00:30:00,695
Um... It's hard to say.
485
00:30:00,799 --> 00:30:04,285
They were... humming.
486
00:30:04,388 --> 00:30:06,666
It was just really... really
threatening, you know?
487
00:30:06,770 --> 00:30:08,634
- Hmm.
- Look.
488
00:30:08,737 --> 00:30:10,291
They threw this at us.
489
00:30:13,742 --> 00:30:16,573
- Oh.
- Do you know what it is?
490
00:30:16,676 --> 00:30:19,818
It's dead.
491
00:30:19,921 --> 00:30:22,751
Yeah, I know it's...
it's dead, but...
492
00:30:22,855 --> 00:30:24,857
It also feels a bit like
a warning, you know?
493
00:30:24,961 --> 00:30:27,756
Yeah, maybe, maybe not.
494
00:30:27,860 --> 00:30:29,862
It could also be this kind of
495
00:30:29,966 --> 00:30:33,348
a traditional welcome
here in Skane.
496
00:30:33,452 --> 00:30:34,452
Ah, right.
497
00:30:38,388 --> 00:30:40,908
Is it a traditional
welcome here in Skane?
498
00:30:41,011 --> 00:30:44,704
No. It is a warning.
499
00:30:44,808 --> 00:30:46,223
Ever since we came to Svalta,
500
00:30:46,327 --> 00:30:49,157
we have felt nothing
but unwelcome,
501
00:30:49,261 --> 00:30:52,402
and... and it's...
it's a shame, you know,
502
00:30:52,505 --> 00:30:56,061
because the app, it
promised so much more.
503
00:30:56,164 --> 00:30:59,512
And j... Between us, I'm not...
504
00:30:59,616 --> 00:31:03,413
I'm not a confrontational
person at all, but...
505
00:31:03,516 --> 00:31:06,243
our review is going to
be less than favorable.
506
00:31:11,283 --> 00:31:14,355
I will take this to the kommune.
507
00:31:14,458 --> 00:31:17,254
Thank you. I-I appreciate
that. It's, uh...
508
00:31:18,911 --> 00:31:20,430
It's been a hell of a year.
509
00:31:20,533 --> 00:31:24,399
We need this, you know?
510
00:31:24,503 --> 00:31:26,332
Okay. Thank you.
511
00:31:26,436 --> 00:31:29,508
- Yeah.
- Bye-bye.
512
00:31:34,237 --> 00:31:37,792
Oh, God, I needed this.
513
00:31:37,896 --> 00:31:40,277
Hang on.
514
00:31:40,381 --> 00:31:41,796
Here we go, hang on. No...
515
00:31:41,900 --> 00:31:44,868
That's video. Portrait.
516
00:31:44,972 --> 00:31:46,042
What are you doing?
517
00:31:46,145 --> 00:31:48,113
Hang on, let me do it that way.
518
00:31:48,216 --> 00:31:49,528
Oh, give it to me.
519
00:31:51,910 --> 00:31:53,463
I love you, Mummy.
520
00:31:53,566 --> 00:31:56,293
Oh, love you, Daddy. Can't
wait till the big day.
521
00:31:59,710 --> 00:32:03,473
Ha! Beautiful!
522
00:32:14,691 --> 00:32:16,520
Okay.
523
00:32:16,624 --> 00:32:18,384
Nice.
524
00:32:18,488 --> 00:32:19,730
Tak.
525
00:32:37,127 --> 00:32:39,681
Duck, Richard!
526
00:32:39,785 --> 00:32:41,442
- Ah!
- Or stay still, actually.
527
00:32:41,545 --> 00:32:43,754
Susan! What do I do?
528
00:32:43,858 --> 00:32:45,032
Just... Oh!
529
00:32:45,135 --> 00:32:46,723
You've got to stay
still, Richard!
530
00:32:46,826 --> 00:32:47,966
Stop laughing! Stop it!
531
00:32:48,069 --> 00:32:49,484
He thinks you're
one of his eggs!
532
00:32:49,588 --> 00:32:51,428
- What does it want?
- He thinks you're an egg!
533
00:32:51,452 --> 00:32:53,454
- I'm not an egg! Stop it!
- You are!
534
00:32:58,114 --> 00:33:00,047
Look, there's a boat.
535
00:33:02,290 --> 00:33:06,363
Oh. Looks so small.
536
00:33:06,467 --> 00:33:08,987
That's because it's
quite far away.
537
00:33:09,090 --> 00:33:12,749
Gimme that.
538
00:33:12,852 --> 00:33:16,201
Oh, look at that.
539
00:33:16,304 --> 00:33:19,963
Do you think that's because
four people have died?
540
00:33:20,067 --> 00:33:21,585
Not yet.
541
00:33:21,689 --> 00:33:24,347
Oi! Jessie and me are
going to go for a swim.
542
00:33:24,450 --> 00:33:26,487
- Oh, will you be careful though?
- No.
543
00:33:26,590 --> 00:33:27,971
Will you be alright on your own?
544
00:33:28,075 --> 00:33:29,697
No.
545
00:33:31,664 --> 00:33:33,977
Pair of idiots.
546
00:33:34,081 --> 00:33:37,463
Do you think they're happy?
547
00:33:37,567 --> 00:33:41,709
Honestly, right now, I
couldn't give a shit.
548
00:33:41,812 --> 00:33:43,124
Do you want a blow job?
549
00:33:43,228 --> 00:33:45,816
What?
550
00:33:45,920 --> 00:33:47,887
Do you want a blow job?
551
00:34:00,107 --> 00:34:01,660
Hej, Detective.
552
00:34:04,904 --> 00:34:06,389
How is Yanet?
553
00:34:06,492 --> 00:34:08,701
Yanet died.
554
00:34:08,805 --> 00:34:11,463
This is the way of life.
555
00:34:11,566 --> 00:34:13,189
It ends.
556
00:34:13,292 --> 00:34:16,192
It does end.
557
00:34:16,295 --> 00:34:19,712
Have you seen Johan today?
558
00:34:19,816 --> 00:34:22,543
I saw him getting off
the ferry yesterday.
559
00:34:22,646 --> 00:34:24,131
Very drunk.
560
00:34:24,234 --> 00:34:27,927
Oh, my, this is serious.
561
00:34:28,031 --> 00:34:31,138
He's only just been released.
562
00:34:31,241 --> 00:34:33,485
Have you alerted the kommunity?
563
00:34:33,588 --> 00:34:35,142
Not yet.
564
00:34:35,245 --> 00:34:36,902
Klara will want to know.
565
00:34:43,150 --> 00:34:44,599
Oh!
566
00:34:44,703 --> 00:34:47,119
Come on! Oh! Oh!
567
00:34:47,223 --> 00:34:48,569
Oh, Mama.
568
00:34:48,672 --> 00:34:49,984
- Dada.
- Mama.
569
00:35:05,137 --> 00:35:07,795
- I'm sorry to...
- Stop!
570
00:35:10,729 --> 00:35:14,733
How dare you interrupt
my rehearsal?
571
00:35:14,836 --> 00:35:18,254
Murder. That's why.
572
00:35:18,357 --> 00:35:22,154
I'm sure you'll understand
death comes before art.
573
00:35:28,747 --> 00:35:31,198
Do you know Johan?
574
00:35:31,301 --> 00:35:34,442
- The Dane?
- Have you seen him today?
575
00:35:34,546 --> 00:35:35,650
Nej.
576
00:35:38,481 --> 00:35:42,209
Did any of you see him?
577
00:35:42,312 --> 00:35:45,212
He left the island.
578
00:35:45,315 --> 00:35:46,730
Are you sure?
579
00:35:46,834 --> 00:35:49,457
Do you know where he went?
580
00:35:49,561 --> 00:35:52,391
Probably to the Systembolaget
to get more vodka.
581
00:35:57,327 --> 00:35:59,916
- Thank you for your time.
- Good.
582
00:36:00,019 --> 00:36:02,367
Leave this place
and don't come back.
583
00:36:02,470 --> 00:36:07,165
You have no jurisdiction
here, Detective Forsberg.
584
00:36:07,268 --> 00:36:11,307
In here, the Karantan is judge.
585
00:36:11,410 --> 00:36:13,240
It is our way.
586
00:36:13,343 --> 00:36:18,693
It has always been our way.
587
00:36:18,797 --> 00:36:20,971
Be careful.
588
00:36:21,075 --> 00:36:24,423
I'd hate for you to do something
rash and lose your head.
589
00:36:38,782 --> 00:36:40,508
Fuck you!
590
00:36:50,104 --> 00:36:52,796
Hej! Hej! We're closing soon,
591
00:36:52,900 --> 00:36:56,317
but would you like to
taste my crispy waffle?
592
00:36:56,421 --> 00:36:59,320
Waffle? Yes, please!
593
00:37:05,188 --> 00:37:07,949
Coming here was a
big mistake for you.
594
00:37:08,053 --> 00:37:09,365
Why?
595
00:37:09,468 --> 00:37:11,815
- Are your waffles shit?
- How dare you!
596
00:37:18,857 --> 00:37:22,170
It's fine, we'll leave.
597
00:37:22,274 --> 00:37:24,449
Yes, you will.
598
00:37:24,552 --> 00:37:26,347
Okay, you know what?
599
00:37:26,451 --> 00:37:27,935
We don't want to be
here, mate, okay?
600
00:37:28,038 --> 00:37:29,257
We're only here because
our parents want to see
601
00:37:29,281 --> 00:37:31,145
a stupid fucking play.
602
00:37:31,249 --> 00:37:34,079
- Not a play!
- Okay, and you know what?
603
00:37:34,182 --> 00:37:36,323
Your waffles look
dry as fuck anyway.
604
00:37:36,426 --> 00:37:39,567
My waffles... are moist!
605
00:37:39,671 --> 00:37:41,224
They don't look it, so...
606
00:37:41,328 --> 00:37:44,434
Don't fucking touch me.
607
00:37:44,538 --> 00:37:47,195
Ah! Ah! Ah! My eyes!
608
00:37:47,299 --> 00:37:48,714
Okay, let's fucking go.
609
00:38:30,756 --> 00:38:31,756
Oh!
610
00:38:31,792 --> 00:38:33,034
Oh.
611
00:38:33,138 --> 00:38:34,967
Dickhead.
612
00:38:35,071 --> 00:38:37,418
I mean, the name plate
said, "English Liars"!
613
00:38:37,522 --> 00:38:39,178
This shit is so weird.
614
00:38:39,282 --> 00:38:42,112
What is happening,
for fucks sakes!
615
00:38:42,216 --> 00:38:43,459
We should tell the others.
616
00:38:43,562 --> 00:38:46,047
No, no, don't.
617
00:38:46,151 --> 00:38:47,818
You know, I don't want
Mum to miss the play.
618
00:38:47,842 --> 00:38:49,706
You know, she's
been trying so hard.
619
00:38:49,810 --> 00:38:51,984
Sam, will you put
the kettle... on?
620
00:39:04,445 --> 00:39:07,621
Sam, have you... have
you been in here?
621
00:39:07,724 --> 00:39:10,175
No, why?
622
00:39:10,278 --> 00:39:12,350
Um, be honest.
623
00:39:12,453 --> 00:39:15,732
Did you, um... Did
you move my underwear?
624
00:39:17,769 --> 00:39:20,461
You're being shifty as
fuck right now, Sam.
625
00:39:20,565 --> 00:39:23,119
I'm not! Sorry! I'm nervous.
626
00:39:23,222 --> 00:39:27,365
Okay, look, if you took
them to seagull off into,
627
00:39:27,468 --> 00:39:29,953
or have a sniff, whatever,
okay, I don't care.
628
00:39:30,057 --> 00:39:33,612
I just want them
back. They were £22.
629
00:39:33,716 --> 00:39:37,823
Ugh! Seagull! Don't be weird.
630
00:39:37,927 --> 00:39:39,480
I'm gay.
631
00:39:39,584 --> 00:39:43,691
Oh. Okay, whoa. Didn't
know that about you.
632
00:39:43,795 --> 00:39:45,348
There's lots you
don't know about me.
633
00:39:45,452 --> 00:39:47,626
- I'm sure there is.
- There are.
634
00:40:44,856 --> 00:40:50,856
You have all worked very
hard the last 10 months.
635
00:40:51,414 --> 00:40:53,520
Well done.
636
00:40:53,623 --> 00:40:57,213
I have worked hard all my life.
637
00:40:57,316 --> 00:41:01,044
It's what I do.
638
00:41:01,148 --> 00:41:04,979
I have been doing this
successfully for many years now,
639
00:41:05,083 --> 00:41:08,051
many Karantans.
640
00:41:11,261 --> 00:41:15,887
But soon my time will end,
641
00:41:15,990 --> 00:41:18,924
and it will be
time for one of you
642
00:41:19,028 --> 00:41:23,411
to become the custodian
of our traditions.
643
00:41:28,486 --> 00:41:34,486
I am proud and honored to say
that I have been shown a way,
644
00:41:36,424 --> 00:41:41,395
and have been given the
opportunity very recently
645
00:41:41,499 --> 00:41:43,949
to close the circle.
646
00:41:44,053 --> 00:41:50,053
It would be great to have some
clarity about what you mean
647
00:41:50,611 --> 00:41:52,510
when you say "close the circle."
648
00:41:52,613 --> 00:41:55,858
In years gone by,
649
00:41:55,961 --> 00:42:00,034
we honored the traditions
by sacrificing tributes.
650
00:42:03,382 --> 00:42:08,698
I guess as much as we want to
honor the dead of the Karantan,
651
00:42:08,802 --> 00:42:13,289
the thought that you
would want us to...
652
00:42:13,392 --> 00:42:16,050
I think what Marten
is trying to say
653
00:42:16,154 --> 00:42:19,226
is that the thought
of having to...
654
00:42:19,329 --> 00:42:22,160
Speak your mind, Ingemar.
655
00:42:22,263 --> 00:42:24,403
Kill again.
656
00:42:24,507 --> 00:42:27,579
It seems very old-fashioned.
657
00:42:27,683 --> 00:42:31,410
I know it was our way
in the past, but now...
658
00:42:31,514 --> 00:42:37,514
The English arriving here
has solidified my resolve.
659
00:42:37,658 --> 00:42:42,283
It offered me an
unsurpassed clarity.
660
00:42:45,079 --> 00:42:49,118
The English must be offered up.
661
00:42:49,221 --> 00:42:54,744
It will be the greatest
modern Karantan ever.
662
00:42:54,848 --> 00:42:57,782
I thought we were just
going to scare them off!
663
00:42:57,885 --> 00:43:00,681
The last time we honored
the Karantan in this way,
664
00:43:00,785 --> 00:43:02,476
we were all much younger.
665
00:43:02,580 --> 00:43:04,512
I wasn't even born yet!
666
00:43:04,616 --> 00:43:06,514
The world was different then.
667
00:43:06,618 --> 00:43:08,171
Was it?
668
00:43:08,275 --> 00:43:12,590
I don't think it
was that different.
669
00:43:12,693 --> 00:43:17,146
I remember you that
summer, Sven Svensson.
670
00:43:17,249 --> 00:43:20,563
You couldn't wait to
kill those poor people.
671
00:43:20,667 --> 00:43:24,878
We won't kill and eat people.
672
00:43:24,981 --> 00:43:28,606
We love the Karantan, and our
culture and traditions but...
673
00:43:28,709 --> 00:43:31,988
You will do what I
fucking tell you to do!
674
00:43:32,092 --> 00:43:35,578
You will not fuck this
opportunity up for me.
675
00:43:58,463 --> 00:44:02,329
Jesus.
676
00:44:02,432 --> 00:44:04,607
These potatoes are shit.
677
00:44:04,711 --> 00:44:06,954
Jens, do you hear?
678
00:44:10,406 --> 00:44:13,340
Matts Larsson, how are you?
679
00:44:16,101 --> 00:44:21,555
I assume you received a visit
from Detective Forsberg.
680
00:44:21,659 --> 00:44:26,560
A policeman on the island at
the time of Karantan is bad.
681
00:44:26,664 --> 00:44:28,458
As you know,
682
00:44:28,562 --> 00:44:31,565
a lot of work has gone into
this year's production.
683
00:44:31,669 --> 00:44:33,429
As always.
684
00:44:33,532 --> 00:44:37,744
And the Karantan will go
ahead as it always has.
685
00:44:37,847 --> 00:44:42,714
Our debt must be paid.
686
00:44:42,818 --> 00:44:45,268
- You know this.
- Yes.
687
00:44:45,372 --> 00:44:49,825
Bringing those people
here was wrong, Matts.
688
00:44:49,928 --> 00:44:53,760
The kommune did not
approve such a request,
689
00:44:53,863 --> 00:44:56,314
and look what has happened.
690
00:44:56,417 --> 00:44:59,593
Why should I have to get
the approval of a kommune
691
00:44:59,697 --> 00:45:02,803
that barely recognizes
my existence?
692
00:45:02,907 --> 00:45:05,910
Because it is our way.
693
00:45:06,013 --> 00:45:08,706
It is the way of Svalta,
694
00:45:08,809 --> 00:45:12,330
ever since the first
Karantan, Matts Larsson.
695
00:45:12,433 --> 00:45:14,677
You do what you want.
696
00:45:14,781 --> 00:45:19,578
You come and go, drunk
pretty girls, pretty boys.
697
00:45:19,682 --> 00:45:23,375
They arrive laughing.
They leave crying.
698
00:45:23,479 --> 00:45:27,138
We see this.
699
00:45:27,241 --> 00:45:31,936
You pray on weakness, beauty,
700
00:45:32,039 --> 00:45:34,801
you are a pervert, an alcoholic,
701
00:45:34,904 --> 00:45:38,287
a drug-taking pig.
702
00:45:38,390 --> 00:45:42,981
I make sure that
we turn a blind eye
703
00:45:43,085 --> 00:45:46,674
to these indiscretions.
704
00:45:46,778 --> 00:45:51,093
Do you know why I do this?
705
00:45:51,196 --> 00:45:53,889
Hmm?
706
00:45:53,992 --> 00:45:59,992
Because you are one of us.
707
00:46:00,688 --> 00:46:05,245
That could very easily change.
708
00:46:05,348 --> 00:46:06,591
Do you understand?
709
00:46:06,694 --> 00:46:08,731
What do you want?
710
00:46:08,835 --> 00:46:13,356
It's 200 years since
the Karantan began.
711
00:46:13,460 --> 00:46:16,152
This is a big deal I think.
712
00:46:16,256 --> 00:46:20,916
I feel this anniversary be
celebrated in the old style.
713
00:46:21,019 --> 00:46:23,401
There are some who think that...
714
00:46:23,504 --> 00:46:25,334
About what went before.
715
00:46:25,437 --> 00:46:28,958
They no longer have the
stomach for the old ways.
716
00:46:29,062 --> 00:46:33,066
I think you might. Hmm?
717
00:46:33,169 --> 00:46:37,933
We haven't done
that for 30 years.
718
00:46:38,036 --> 00:46:41,557
When the Karantan is
complete tomorrow,
719
00:46:41,660 --> 00:46:43,352
I will come to your home,
720
00:46:43,455 --> 00:46:47,701
and we will put
things right together.
721
00:46:47,805 --> 00:46:50,842
We shall eat roast beef.
722
00:46:50,946 --> 00:46:53,224
The old way.
723
00:47:14,279 --> 00:47:17,835
Perhaps our friends would
like some nice cookies.
724
00:47:17,938 --> 00:47:20,147
Do you have everything
you need for this recipe?
725
00:47:22,115 --> 00:47:23,426
Hm.
726
00:48:13,373 --> 00:48:14,650
Mmm.
727
00:48:14,753 --> 00:48:16,790
You know, you moan about
my little plastic bags
728
00:48:16,894 --> 00:48:18,354
of bits and bobs,
but I bet you're glad
729
00:48:18,378 --> 00:48:20,069
I brought my own
teabags from home now.
730
00:48:20,173 --> 00:48:22,347
- Yeah. Absolutely delicious.
- Mm.
731
00:48:22,451 --> 00:48:24,280
I will never doubt
you again, Mummy!
732
00:48:24,384 --> 00:48:27,283
Oh! Can I have that
in writing, Daddy?
733
00:48:32,530 --> 00:48:34,566
- Did you sleep okay?
- Yeah, I did.
734
00:48:34,670 --> 00:48:36,120
Yeah? It was deep, and...
735
00:48:36,223 --> 00:48:37,259
Mm-hmm.
736
00:48:37,362 --> 00:48:40,020
I just feel really
refreshed here.
737
00:48:40,124 --> 00:48:43,299
- You?
- Same. Just relaxed.
738
00:48:43,403 --> 00:48:46,061
I finished what I was saying.
739
00:48:46,164 --> 00:48:47,545
Ah! Hello, gang!
740
00:48:47,648 --> 00:48:48,787
- Morning.
- Morning.
741
00:48:48,891 --> 00:48:50,410
Everything alright last night?
742
00:48:50,513 --> 00:48:51,894
- Yeah, it was fine.
- Let's eat!
743
00:48:51,998 --> 00:48:54,069
- Whoo!
- Daddy!
744
00:48:56,174 --> 00:48:58,083
Right, I don't want to have
to keep virtue signaling,
745
00:48:58,107 --> 00:48:59,798
but I'm not going to eat this.
746
00:48:59,902 --> 00:49:01,662
Well, then just
eat the egg, Sam.
747
00:49:01,766 --> 00:49:04,182
I'm not going to eat an
undeveloped hen fetus.
748
00:49:04,286 --> 00:49:07,565
- Hen fetus? It's a bloody egg.
- You're a bloody egg.
749
00:49:09,463 --> 00:49:10,775
- Don't call me that.
- Sam.
750
00:49:10,878 --> 00:49:12,328
Don't call me that.
751
00:49:12,432 --> 00:49:15,573
- Egg. Why would he say egg?
- Richard, please.
752
00:49:15,676 --> 00:49:17,782
Don't call Daddy an egg.
753
00:49:17,885 --> 00:49:19,197
Okay?
754
00:49:19,301 --> 00:49:21,648
Now, why don't we
finish up breakfast,
755
00:49:21,751 --> 00:49:24,513
and go and get dressed
because today is the big day.
756
00:49:24,616 --> 00:49:25,755
- Yeah.
- Yes.
757
00:49:25,859 --> 00:49:27,965
- Today is the big day!
- Whoo!
758
00:49:47,467 --> 00:49:49,020
Good news.
759
00:49:49,124 --> 00:49:50,918
I had a little chat
with the kommune,
760
00:49:51,022 --> 00:49:54,474
and they decided that
you guys are more than
761
00:49:54,577 --> 00:49:57,097
welcome to see the play.
762
00:49:57,201 --> 00:50:00,135
They even reserved
seats for you.
763
00:50:00,238 --> 00:50:03,414
Great, thank you.
764
00:50:03,517 --> 00:50:06,969
Are you not heading out
to see the Karantan?
765
00:50:07,073 --> 00:50:08,246
Nope.
766
00:50:08,350 --> 00:50:10,145
Going for a swim in the harbor.
767
00:50:10,248 --> 00:50:13,631
I thought you came here
specifically to see the play.
768
00:50:13,734 --> 00:50:16,427
- Not all of it, mate.
- It's eight hours long, babe!
769
00:50:16,530 --> 00:50:19,119
I guarantee you though,
we shan't miss the climax.
770
00:50:19,223 --> 00:50:22,812
- Are you back for lunch?
- Oh, absolutely.
771
00:50:22,916 --> 00:50:25,677
Great! I have a
surprise for you.
772
00:51:12,034 --> 00:51:13,553
Nej!
773
00:51:13,656 --> 00:51:17,074
I don't want to
gobble your kaga.
774
00:51:17,177 --> 00:51:23,010
Not while the rest of
the kommune struggles so.
775
00:51:23,114 --> 00:51:24,702
As you wish.
776
00:51:24,805 --> 00:51:28,188
But know the mainland is
still rife with disease.
777
00:51:28,292 --> 00:51:30,984
Many thousands dead.
Many more dying.
778
00:51:31,088 --> 00:51:32,986
Oh!
779
00:51:33,090 --> 00:51:34,515
It will be months before
you get the chance
780
00:51:34,539 --> 00:51:35,747
to eat a moist kargan again.
781
00:51:43,997 --> 00:51:47,932
Why won't you open the harbor?
782
00:51:48,035 --> 00:51:49,830
As the leader of this kommunity,
783
00:51:49,934 --> 00:51:52,178
I have decided to keep
the harbor closed for now.
784
00:51:52,281 --> 00:51:53,593
It is for the best.
785
00:51:59,806 --> 00:52:02,464
But for how long?
786
00:52:02,567 --> 00:52:05,708
We can't take this much more.
787
00:52:05,812 --> 00:52:07,572
Our English friends
shall let us know
788
00:52:07,676 --> 00:52:09,954
when it is safe to
lift the Karantan.
789
00:52:18,307 --> 00:52:19,826
That was sweet!
790
00:52:19,929 --> 00:52:22,898
Now perhaps I will feast
upon your sweet Kaga.
791
00:52:23,001 --> 00:52:24,796
Nej!
792
00:52:28,869 --> 00:52:31,148
Splash, Daddy!
793
00:52:31,251 --> 00:52:35,152
- That's enough.
- Sam! Sam, come on!
794
00:52:35,255 --> 00:52:37,844
You get one! And you, and you!
795
00:52:37,947 --> 00:52:40,467
- Stop!
- Oh, grow up.
796
00:52:40,571 --> 00:52:42,607
I...
797
00:52:42,711 --> 00:52:45,162
have received word from
our English friends.
798
00:52:49,166 --> 00:52:51,133
I'm afraid the
Karantan must endure.
799
00:52:51,237 --> 00:52:53,342
Nej!
800
00:52:53,446 --> 00:52:57,346
Our children and
families are dead.
801
00:52:57,450 --> 00:53:01,488
We are weak and many
are close to the end.
802
00:53:06,217 --> 00:53:08,840
People have started
to eat the dead.
803
00:53:08,944 --> 00:53:10,670
I didn't know they were dead!
804
00:53:34,418 --> 00:53:38,629
Oh! Oh, that's nice.
805
00:53:38,732 --> 00:53:40,872
Looks like it's time
for a cup of tea and...
806
00:53:40,976 --> 00:53:43,012
- Biccies!
- Yay.
807
00:53:45,567 --> 00:53:48,052
- Traitor!
- Turncoat!
808
00:53:48,155 --> 00:53:50,054
Traitor!
809
00:53:50,157 --> 00:53:53,195
Soon the whole
island will be dead.
810
00:53:53,299 --> 00:53:56,233
And who will profit then?
811
00:53:56,336 --> 00:54:00,513
What's wrong, Mr. Larsson?
812
00:54:00,616 --> 00:54:04,171
Are you losing the
stomach for it?
813
00:54:04,275 --> 00:54:05,863
I think not.
814
00:54:09,970 --> 00:54:12,490
I have let friends die.
815
00:54:12,594 --> 00:54:15,459
Wives have lost husbands.
816
00:54:15,562 --> 00:54:18,600
Fathers have buried children.
817
00:54:18,703 --> 00:54:20,049
Why?
818
00:54:20,153 --> 00:54:21,775
There is no disease!
819
00:54:21,879 --> 00:54:23,121
Nej!
820
00:54:26,780 --> 00:54:30,405
I never imagined the horror
our deal would bring.
821
00:54:30,508 --> 00:54:35,720
What did you think
would happen, old thing?
822
00:54:35,824 --> 00:54:39,862
They grow thin and weak
while you grow fat and rich.
823
00:54:47,111 --> 00:54:49,838
Nej! Nej!
824
00:54:49,941 --> 00:54:50,941
Nej!
825
00:54:50,977 --> 00:54:52,599
Rotten turncoat!
826
00:54:52,703 --> 00:54:55,084
Ohh!
827
00:55:03,403 --> 00:55:05,785
Hmm.
828
00:55:05,888 --> 00:55:07,925
Hmm, these are unusual.
829
00:55:08,028 --> 00:55:09,996
- Hmm.
- Gross.
830
00:55:10,099 --> 00:55:12,032
- Oh.
- They're really dry.
831
00:55:12,136 --> 00:55:13,355
- I think that's...
- You could...
832
00:55:13,379 --> 00:55:18,384
What? Dry! Fuck you.
833
00:55:18,487 --> 00:55:22,560
Yeah, dig in. Enjoy.
834
00:55:26,253 --> 00:55:30,499
Your lies will
weaken us no more.
835
00:55:30,603 --> 00:55:36,471
You will suffer as
we have suffered.
836
00:55:36,574 --> 00:55:42,574
Might I beg your pardon
for one last wish
837
00:55:42,994 --> 00:55:47,205
before you pass
your final judgment?
838
00:55:47,309 --> 00:55:48,309
Yor!
839
00:55:51,658 --> 00:55:57,215
♪ God save our gracious King
840
00:55:57,319 --> 00:56:02,566
♪ Long live our noble King
841
00:56:02,669 --> 00:56:08,669
♪ God save the King
842
00:56:09,642 --> 00:56:15,642
♪ Send him victorious
843
00:56:16,131 --> 00:56:22,131
♪ Happy and glorious
844
00:56:22,517 --> 00:56:28,350
♪ Long to reign over us
845
00:56:28,454 --> 00:56:34,252
♪ God save the King
846
00:56:34,356 --> 00:56:40,051
♪ Thy choicest gifts in store
847
00:56:40,155 --> 00:56:45,471
♪ On him be pleased to pour
848
00:56:45,574 --> 00:56:50,441
♪ Long may he reign
849
00:56:50,545 --> 00:56:56,545
♪ May he defend our laws
850
00:56:56,758 --> 00:57:02,522
♪ And ever give us cause
851
00:57:02,626 --> 00:57:08,626
♪ To sing with heart and voice
852
00:57:10,081 --> 00:57:16,081
♪ God save the King
853
00:57:19,159 --> 00:57:21,334
Please, no!
854
00:57:21,438 --> 00:57:23,509
Please!
855
00:57:23,612 --> 00:57:26,339
Oops.
856
00:57:26,443 --> 00:57:27,996
Rest assured, Matts,
857
00:57:28,099 --> 00:57:30,412
you'll be getting a big
thumbs up from us on the app.
858
00:57:30,516 --> 00:57:32,379
- No, no, no, no.
- Goodbye, Matts.
859
00:57:32,483 --> 00:57:34,968
Mama! Mama!
860
00:58:40,137 --> 00:58:41,552
Help!
861
00:58:52,425 --> 00:58:54,565
♪ White man came
862
00:58:54,669 --> 00:58:56,498
♪ Across the sea
863
00:58:56,602 --> 00:58:58,465
♪ He brought us pain
864
00:58:58,569 --> 00:59:00,571
♪ And misery
865
00:59:00,675 --> 00:59:02,573
♪ He killed our tribes
866
00:59:02,677 --> 00:59:04,506
♪ He killed our creed
867
00:59:04,610 --> 00:59:06,439
♪ He took our game
868
00:59:06,543 --> 00:59:08,579
♪ For his own need
869
00:59:08,683 --> 00:59:10,512
♪ We fought him hard
870
00:59:10,616 --> 00:59:12,652
♪ We fought him well
871
00:59:12,756 --> 00:59:14,620
♪ Out on the plains
872
00:59:14,723 --> 00:59:16,760
♪ We gave him hell
873
00:59:16,863 --> 00:59:18,589
♪ But many came
874
00:59:18,693 --> 00:59:20,557
♪ Too much for Cree
875
00:59:20,660 --> 00:59:25,527
♪ Oh, will we ever
be set free? ♪
876
00:59:25,631 --> 00:59:27,184
What is happening?
877
00:59:27,287 --> 00:59:31,982
- People are being killed!
- Who would attack us here?
878
00:59:32,085 --> 00:59:34,674
We should leave, find shelter.
879
00:59:34,778 --> 00:59:37,504
There must be a boat in
the harbor we can use.
880
00:59:37,608 --> 00:59:39,645
I am not running away.
881
00:59:39,748 --> 00:59:41,819
This is a moment to cherish.
882
00:59:41,923 --> 00:59:46,272
My last Karantan,
my best Karantan.
883
00:59:46,375 --> 00:59:47,756
I deserve all the...
884
00:59:47,860 --> 00:59:49,285
I am going to try
and call the Polargen
885
00:59:49,309 --> 00:59:50,759
from the harbor office.
886
00:59:50,863 --> 00:59:52,692
Fuck the Polargen!
887
00:59:52,796 --> 00:59:54,314
It's Johan the Dane!
888
00:59:54,418 --> 00:59:57,145
He's going to
kill us all! Run!
889
00:59:57,248 --> 00:59:59,285
I can't stay here.
Come with me.
890
00:59:59,388 --> 01:00:03,669
I can't.
891
01:00:03,772 --> 01:00:05,429
Then good luck.
892
01:00:05,532 --> 01:00:08,225
- ♪ Run to the hills - Ah!
893
01:00:08,328 --> 01:00:10,917
Hello.
894
01:00:11,021 --> 01:00:16,302
♪ Run for your life
895
01:00:16,405 --> 01:00:19,374
♪ Run to the hills
896
01:00:21,134 --> 01:00:24,517
- You okay?
- I am so unfit.
897
01:00:24,621 --> 01:00:26,001
I'm bloody Kate bushed.
898
01:00:26,105 --> 01:00:27,625
I really wish you'd
kept up street jazz
899
01:00:27,727 --> 01:00:29,384
with me and Mandy, you know.
900
01:00:29,487 --> 01:00:32,180
- I fucking hate street jazz!
- ♪ Run for your life
901
01:00:32,283 --> 01:00:34,043
Yeah, but you were
getting really good at it.
902
01:00:34,113 --> 01:00:36,115
- Alright, maybe.
- What shall we do now?
903
01:00:36,218 --> 01:00:38,876
Oh, God! This is
your slaycation.
904
01:00:38,980 --> 01:00:40,913
What do you want to do?
905
01:00:41,016 --> 01:00:43,432
- Clyde River Paradigm!
- Yeah!
906
01:00:43,536 --> 01:00:46,090
- Come on!
- Whoo!
907
01:00:46,194 --> 01:00:48,472
Sorry, Daddy. Look, I'm
not trying to stress you,
908
01:00:48,575 --> 01:00:49,991
I just worry about
your shoulder.
909
01:00:50,094 --> 01:00:51,900
- Oh, I'm alright.
- I hate feeling like a nag.
910
01:00:51,924 --> 01:00:53,132
- Hoo.
- You know?
911
01:00:53,235 --> 01:00:54,789
- Yeah.
- And if you strengthen up
912
01:00:54,892 --> 01:00:57,067
that back, then everything
else becomes easy.
913
01:00:57,170 --> 01:01:00,070
Welcome to the harbor
office communication center.
914
01:01:01,450 --> 01:01:03,038
Do you want to cry
this time or shall I?
915
01:01:03,142 --> 01:01:04,799
I thought you couldn't
cry on your meds.
916
01:01:04,902 --> 01:01:06,382
Obviously actual
tears can't come out,
917
01:01:06,421 --> 01:01:07,640
but it'll look like I'm crying.
918
01:01:07,664 --> 01:01:09,217
Shall I, like, pretend
to comfort you?
919
01:01:09,320 --> 01:01:11,633
- Fuck no. Don't touch me.
- Okay, fucking sorry.
920
01:01:11,737 --> 01:01:16,189
It's okay, I... I
appreciate you asking.
921
01:01:16,293 --> 01:01:17,950
- Cool, bro.
- Yeah.
922
01:01:18,053 --> 01:01:19,053
Yeah.
923
01:01:21,401 --> 01:01:23,680
- Ready?
- Yeah.
924
01:01:25,578 --> 01:01:27,407
What?
925
01:01:27,511 --> 01:01:30,963
Let's do Mumma, Mumma.
Let's do Mumma, Mumma.
926
01:01:31,066 --> 01:01:32,758
Yeah, yeah, okay, okay, okay.
927
01:01:32,861 --> 01:01:35,864
Mumma! Mumma!
928
01:01:35,968 --> 01:01:39,454
Mumma, Mumma, Mumma!
929
01:01:39,557 --> 01:01:41,111
- Mumma!
- Please help us!
930
01:01:41,214 --> 01:01:42,560
My poor children!
931
01:01:42,664 --> 01:01:44,631
- Come in!
- There was a strange man!
932
01:01:44,735 --> 01:01:46,461
Hide from the monsters.
933
01:01:49,567 --> 01:01:55,228
♪ Run to the hills
934
01:01:55,332 --> 01:02:01,332
♪ Run for your life
935
01:02:01,545 --> 01:02:04,099
We are the monsters, babes.
936
01:02:17,837 --> 01:02:19,390
Yeah, hmm.
937
01:02:19,494 --> 01:02:23,878
I'm bored.
938
01:02:23,981 --> 01:02:25,672
Alright, let's
fuck this place up.
939
01:02:25,776 --> 01:02:27,260
Fuck yeah.
940
01:02:29,953 --> 01:02:32,265
Please, Klara, come with me.
941
01:02:32,369 --> 01:02:33,784
We have to hide.
942
01:02:33,888 --> 01:02:36,856
I don't have to do
anything, Sven Svensson.
943
01:02:36,960 --> 01:02:39,272
This is my island,
944
01:02:39,376 --> 01:02:43,104
and I assure you
everything is fine.
945
01:02:47,591 --> 01:02:52,630
I am going to pay a visit
to my friend Matts Larsson.
946
01:02:59,016 --> 01:03:00,466
Jesus Christ.
947
01:03:22,384 --> 01:03:24,662
So pretty.
948
01:03:24,766 --> 01:03:28,011
It's not pretty, it's bad news.
949
01:03:28,114 --> 01:03:30,220
I wasn't talking
about the flare.
950
01:03:37,848 --> 01:03:41,990
You're a cheese ball.
951
01:03:42,094 --> 01:03:44,475
♪ Killing
952
01:03:44,579 --> 01:03:47,168
♪ Killing
953
01:03:47,271 --> 01:03:51,206
♪ Mama loves a-killing
954
01:03:51,310 --> 01:03:57,310
♪ Mama loves
a-killing with you ♪
955
01:04:05,980 --> 01:04:09,086
This is Kristianstad
Harbor Control.
956
01:04:09,190 --> 01:04:10,916
Please, one at... One at a time!
957
01:04:11,019 --> 01:04:13,056
We are at siege, please!
958
01:04:13,159 --> 01:04:16,991
- Go, go! Hide, quick!
- Go, go, go, go, go!
959
01:04:17,094 --> 01:04:20,511
Hey. What do you want to do?
960
01:04:20,615 --> 01:04:25,654
Hmm, I think we should
see how many we trap,
961
01:04:25,758 --> 01:04:28,243
- and then we pounce.
- Yeah.
962
01:04:28,347 --> 01:04:31,005
And then we can set
this shit on fire, baby!
963
01:04:31,108 --> 01:04:34,974
- Hey, kids. You having fun?
- Yeah, having a ball!
964
01:04:35,078 --> 01:04:37,056
Ugh! My photos won't upload
to the Slay-cation App.
965
01:04:37,080 --> 01:04:38,875
Hmm. It's like
someone's smashed up
966
01:04:38,978 --> 01:04:41,153
all the comms
equipment, isn't it?
967
01:04:41,256 --> 01:04:42,913
Fuck.
968
01:04:43,017 --> 01:04:46,054
That flare was
pretty, wasn't it?
969
01:04:46,158 --> 01:04:48,781
Yeah, yeah, it was.
970
01:04:48,885 --> 01:04:51,611
- Love you.
- Put your dick away, Dad.
971
01:04:53,890 --> 01:04:56,030
My... my dick?
972
01:04:56,133 --> 01:04:58,549
Yes, your willy, hanging
between your legs.
973
01:05:02,484 --> 01:05:03,796
- Oh!
- Ooh!
974
01:05:03,900 --> 01:05:06,903
Right, let's go grab
ourselves a Swede.
975
01:05:07,006 --> 01:05:09,802
Fucking veggies.
976
01:05:13,081 --> 01:05:15,014
Open this door at once.
977
01:05:15,118 --> 01:05:17,706
You know how I get
when I'm hungry.
978
01:05:17,810 --> 01:05:19,294
It's for your own good, Klara.
979
01:05:23,540 --> 01:05:24,955
Has anyone seen Ingemar?
980
01:05:25,059 --> 01:05:30,271
I saw him heading down towards
the Vandrarhem some minutes ago.
981
01:05:30,374 --> 01:05:32,135
Fucking coward.
982
01:05:32,238 --> 01:05:34,447
Just like his fat mother.
983
01:05:34,551 --> 01:05:36,829
We have seen a lot of
death and suffering.
984
01:05:36,933 --> 01:05:40,833
We must leave here,
find a boat, and go.
985
01:05:40,937 --> 01:05:43,594
I am not leaving my island!
986
01:05:49,324 --> 01:05:50,739
Get back!
987
01:05:50,843 --> 01:05:51,878
It is Johan the Dane!
988
01:05:58,333 --> 01:06:00,508
I need to whizz so badly!
989
01:06:00,611 --> 01:06:04,374
What?! Richard, you're
a homicidal maniac.
990
01:06:04,477 --> 01:06:07,032
Just piss yourself.
Be a man about it.
991
01:06:07,135 --> 01:06:10,069
- No, it's weird. It's weird.
- What?! Just...
992
01:06:10,173 --> 01:06:14,108
Who gives a shit?
993
01:06:14,211 --> 01:06:17,076
Stop it! No, I'm not a lunatic.
994
01:06:17,180 --> 01:06:18,767
- I'll be all wet then.
- No, stop it!
995
01:06:18,871 --> 01:06:20,942
Daddy doesn't want
to wet himself.
996
01:06:21,046 --> 01:06:23,980
I'm going to cry!
997
01:06:24,083 --> 01:06:26,120
Who's there?
998
01:06:26,223 --> 01:06:27,845
Johan is going to kill us!
999
01:06:50,144 --> 01:06:51,662
Fucking Danes.
1000
01:06:51,766 --> 01:06:54,389
- Hey, got one!
- Ta-ta!
1001
01:06:54,493 --> 01:06:56,253
- Yeah!
- Yeah! Come on, Daddy.
1002
01:06:56,357 --> 01:06:57,944
Klara.
1003
01:06:58,048 --> 01:06:59,049
Fucking Danes.
1004
01:07:02,466 --> 01:07:05,193
- Oh! Oh!
- Oh, that is deep!
1005
01:07:05,297 --> 01:07:07,368
Oh, my, he's knocked
one of my crowns out.
1006
01:07:07,471 --> 01:07:09,577
Oh!
1007
01:07:27,526 --> 01:07:29,493
No, no!
1008
01:07:29,597 --> 01:07:30,839
No! No!
1009
01:07:39,434 --> 01:07:41,264
Uh-oh!
1010
01:07:44,784 --> 01:07:46,407
Hee-hee-hee-heehee!
1011
01:07:46,510 --> 01:07:47,511
Ah!
1012
01:07:49,720 --> 01:07:51,860
Silly goose!
1013
01:07:51,964 --> 01:07:53,793
Mummy?
1014
01:07:55,726 --> 01:07:56,934
Marten.
1015
01:07:57,038 --> 01:07:59,558
Oh, thank Grud. When
I saw the flares...
1016
01:08:02,181 --> 01:08:04,770
Your waffles look dry as fuck.
1017
01:08:11,052 --> 01:08:13,054
Fuck it.
1018
01:08:17,472 --> 01:08:21,131
Oh, oh.
1019
01:08:21,235 --> 01:08:23,375
Please. Please, no.
1020
01:08:24,859 --> 01:08:26,136
Please don't!
1021
01:08:35,180 --> 01:08:39,115
- Hmm. That was good, wasn't it?
- Yeah.
1022
01:08:39,218 --> 01:08:44,361
Okay, come on. Let's
get back to it, yeah?
1023
01:08:44,465 --> 01:08:46,674
- And you.
- Are you alright?
1024
01:08:46,777 --> 01:08:48,331
I need to do a...
1025
01:08:48,434 --> 01:08:49,746
I need to do a toilet.
1026
01:08:49,849 --> 01:08:52,024
Oh! Okay, got it, got it.
1027
01:08:52,128 --> 01:08:53,508
Out of here.
1028
01:09:11,733 --> 01:09:13,114
This better be good.
1029
01:09:13,218 --> 01:09:15,392
Forsberg, hello?
Forsberg, are you there?
1030
01:09:15,496 --> 01:09:17,394
- Hello, Forsberg!
- Hello?
1031
01:09:17,498 --> 01:09:18,878
This is Agnes at Harbor Control.
1032
01:09:18,982 --> 01:09:20,466
- You need to listen up!
- Yeah.
1033
01:09:20,570 --> 01:09:21,985
Really good. Svalta
is under siege!
1034
01:09:22,088 --> 01:09:23,469
- Many people are dead.
- Yeah?
1035
01:09:23,573 --> 01:09:26,231
The town is burning!
It's a massacre!
1036
01:09:26,334 --> 01:09:28,716
- Is this a fucking joke?
- A real fucking massacre!
1037
01:09:28,819 --> 01:09:31,477
- A massacre in Svalta?
- Yes, you're correct!
1038
01:09:31,581 --> 01:09:33,721
Have you been smoking
meth again, Agnes?
1039
01:09:33,824 --> 01:09:36,137
Johan the Dane has been
spotted on the island.
1040
01:09:36,241 --> 01:09:38,139
- I am serious.
- Wake Peter.
1041
01:09:38,243 --> 01:09:41,556
- Why?
- Tell him I need Lucky Linda.
1042
01:09:41,660 --> 01:09:43,075
What does Peter
have to do with...
1043
01:09:43,179 --> 01:09:44,904
Tell Peter I need
Lucky Linda. Do it!
1044
01:09:45,008 --> 01:09:46,492
Johan just went fucking berserk!
1045
01:09:46,596 --> 01:09:47,976
Everything is on fire!
1046
01:09:52,705 --> 01:09:54,155
Hmm.
1047
01:09:54,259 --> 01:09:55,846
The smell reminds
me of our honeymoon.
1048
01:09:55,950 --> 01:09:58,746
Mm. Kasiruta.
1049
01:09:58,849 --> 01:10:00,299
- Kasiruta.
- Mm-hmm.
1050
01:10:00,403 --> 01:10:03,958
- God, it was so romantic.
- Mm.
1051
01:10:04,061 --> 01:10:06,221
Hey, do you remember when
you pegged me with that guy's
1052
01:10:06,271 --> 01:10:08,825
fat dismembered willy?
1053
01:10:08,928 --> 01:10:10,309
Yeah, I do.
1054
01:10:10,413 --> 01:10:16,281
Disgusting. Give
it a break, Jesus.
1055
01:10:16,384 --> 01:10:19,594
You eff off, Sam. It was
nice before you arrived.
1056
01:10:19,698 --> 01:10:22,528
Why don't you fuck off, Dad?
1057
01:10:22,632 --> 01:10:24,634
You should checkity
check yourself, boy.
1058
01:10:24,737 --> 01:10:27,740
- Should I?
- Yeah, you should.
1059
01:10:27,844 --> 01:10:30,571
You got on my fucking
tits this trip.
1060
01:10:30,674 --> 01:10:33,815
Have I?
1061
01:10:33,919 --> 01:10:38,441
Yeah, you have.
1062
01:10:38,544 --> 01:10:44,067
Fuck you, Richard.
1063
01:10:44,170 --> 01:10:47,795
Yeah, fuck you too, Sam.
1064
01:10:47,898 --> 01:10:49,693
Or should I say Ian.
1065
01:10:51,488 --> 01:10:55,009
I'm fucking sorry we invited
you back after last time.
1066
01:10:55,112 --> 01:10:56,700
- Why did you do that?
- Oh, my God!
1067
01:10:56,804 --> 01:11:00,359
- That is so naughty.
- Why? Okay, why.
1068
01:11:00,463 --> 01:11:03,535
His attitude generally is shit,
1069
01:11:03,638 --> 01:11:07,746
his characterization is
2-D and cliche at best,
1070
01:11:07,849 --> 01:11:11,543
and his personal hygiene is
absolutely fucking disgusting.
1071
01:11:13,027 --> 01:11:19,027
It's because I have AD... HD.
1072
01:11:19,309 --> 01:11:20,621
Yeah.
1073
01:11:20,724 --> 01:11:22,623
Well, now you got D-E-A-D.
1074
01:11:22,726 --> 01:11:25,108
- Well done.
- Brilliant, Richard, brilliant.
1075
01:11:25,211 --> 01:11:28,076
And who is going to have
to sort all of this out?
1076
01:11:28,180 --> 01:11:30,009
Muggins over here. Muggins.
1077
01:11:30,113 --> 01:11:32,426
You know, I just wish that
we could talk about things
1078
01:11:32,529 --> 01:11:33,886
- before it gets to this point.
- Exactly.
1079
01:11:33,910 --> 01:11:35,291
You know what I
mean? Just before.
1080
01:11:35,394 --> 01:11:36,706
Yes, yes, yes
because I'm the one
1081
01:11:36,809 --> 01:11:38,294
who's going to have
to spend two hours
1082
01:11:38,397 --> 01:11:39,788
on the phone to
international clean up,
1083
01:11:39,812 --> 01:11:41,504
whereas what I really
want to be doing
1084
01:11:41,607 --> 01:11:43,309
is very simply going around,
killing a few people,
1085
01:11:43,333 --> 01:11:45,104
and then sitting down and having
a nice, cold glass of rosé.
1086
01:11:45,128 --> 01:11:46,450
You can you understand
that, can't you, Richard?
1087
01:11:46,474 --> 01:11:47,993
Yes, yes.
1088
01:11:48,096 --> 01:11:50,029
You know what the worst
thing about all this is,
1089
01:11:50,133 --> 01:11:51,352
is now we have to go out and
source an entire new brother,
1090
01:11:51,376 --> 01:11:52,825
and that's a task.
1091
01:11:52,929 --> 01:11:54,320
Alright, I get...
I'm sorry, alright?
1092
01:11:54,344 --> 01:11:57,140
But just hear me out, alright?
1093
01:11:57,243 --> 01:11:59,694
- Do we forgive him?
- Um...
1094
01:12:01,247 --> 01:12:03,526
Okay, stop teasing me!
1095
01:12:03,629 --> 01:12:07,495
You're not really whispering.
1096
01:12:07,599 --> 01:12:09,394
Okay, let's go back to the house
1097
01:12:09,497 --> 01:12:10,981
and have a nice cup
of tea. Come on.
1098
01:12:11,085 --> 01:12:12,293
- Oh, yeah!
- Ah.
1099
01:12:12,397 --> 01:12:14,468
Come on, Daddy, come on.
1100
01:12:19,507 --> 01:12:21,785
Now who's a fucking egg?
1101
01:12:31,001 --> 01:12:34,798
Klara, Klara, wait.
1102
01:12:34,902 --> 01:12:36,524
You're still determined
to pay tribute?
1103
01:12:36,628 --> 01:12:39,493
Perhaps that it is the
want of the Karantan.
1104
01:12:39,596 --> 01:12:43,289
Enough! There is little
room for these old ways.
1105
01:12:44,808 --> 01:12:48,018
Sven Svensson, I love you.
1106
01:12:48,122 --> 01:12:52,057
I could not have wished
for a better son.
1107
01:12:52,160 --> 01:12:56,648
When you are in charge,
1108
01:12:56,751 --> 01:13:00,548
you can do whatever you want.
1109
01:13:00,652 --> 01:13:04,794
But tonight, this is for me.
1110
01:13:04,897 --> 01:13:08,694
Help me complete the Karantan.
1111
01:13:10,903 --> 01:13:13,596
I will make a tribute
with you one last time.
1112
01:13:20,775 --> 01:13:23,295
Just let me go to my
home and get my shotgun.
1113
01:13:23,399 --> 01:13:25,711
I know.
1114
01:13:25,815 --> 01:13:28,196
Ah, God.
1115
01:13:28,300 --> 01:13:30,336
Go, go, go, to Matts' house.
1116
01:13:30,440 --> 01:13:31,890
Quick, Daddy.
1117
01:13:39,725 --> 01:13:42,072
I fucking told you!
1118
01:13:42,176 --> 01:13:44,247
Yeah. Yeah, you did.
1119
01:13:44,350 --> 01:13:46,594
Disgusting, that pervert.
1120
01:13:46,698 --> 01:13:49,528
I'm bloody glad we
brutally murdered him now.
1121
01:13:49,632 --> 01:13:51,703
- Oh, yeah.
- Me too.
1122
01:13:51,806 --> 01:13:53,567
Where do you think this leads?
1123
01:13:53,670 --> 01:13:55,234
Obviously it leads back
to the house, Richard.
1124
01:13:55,258 --> 01:13:56,397
Yeah, no, I know.
1125
01:13:56,501 --> 01:13:57,950
I'm just trying
to be rhetorical.
1126
01:13:58,054 --> 01:13:59,987
Oh, sorry, sorry. I
didn't get that, sorry.
1127
01:14:00,090 --> 01:14:02,645
- How do you want to do this?
- Well, Daddy...
1128
01:14:02,748 --> 01:14:03,991
You know there's someone
1129
01:14:04,094 --> 01:14:05,278
I've been very impressed
with this week.
1130
01:14:05,302 --> 01:14:06,959
Who's that, Mummy?
1131
01:14:07,063 --> 01:14:11,895
It is someone who is a
very good girl indeed.
1132
01:14:11,999 --> 01:14:13,794
Oh.
1133
01:14:13,897 --> 01:14:16,590
And who is blooming into quite
the lovely young lunatic.
1134
01:14:16,693 --> 01:14:19,351
Stop it!
1135
01:14:19,455 --> 01:14:21,284
I wonder where she
gets that from?
1136
01:14:21,387 --> 01:14:23,804
I think that, um...
1137
01:14:23,907 --> 01:14:27,842
I think that Jessie is ready
to lead her first Trojan Horse.
1138
01:14:27,946 --> 01:14:31,777
- Yes! Yes!
- Well deserved. Well done.
1139
01:14:31,881 --> 01:14:34,435
- Well done, you.
- Do you really want to do that?
1140
01:14:34,539 --> 01:14:36,437
Go on, I'll meet
you round there.
1141
01:14:36,541 --> 01:14:40,234
Fucking love you guys! Whoo!
1142
01:14:40,337 --> 01:14:41,373
You coming?
1143
01:14:41,477 --> 01:14:43,789
No, I'm going to...
1144
01:14:43,893 --> 01:14:45,940
I'm just going to put my feet
up and watch it on the telly.
1145
01:14:45,964 --> 01:14:47,897
Alright, I'll see you there.
1146
01:15:27,315 --> 01:15:29,283
Help me.
1147
01:15:38,948 --> 01:15:41,778
Fuck! Wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait!
1148
01:15:41,882 --> 01:15:43,746
- He killed them!
- Bullshit!
1149
01:15:43,849 --> 01:15:46,334
No, no, no, no, no, he killed
my dad, he killed my brother.
1150
01:15:46,438 --> 01:15:48,060
Okay, okay.
1151
01:15:48,164 --> 01:15:50,338
Who? Who did?
1152
01:15:50,442 --> 01:15:53,307
Matts Larsson.
1153
01:15:53,410 --> 01:15:55,481
Matts Larsson?
1154
01:15:55,585 --> 01:15:59,589
How? When did he do this? Why?
1155
01:15:59,693 --> 01:16:01,039
I don't know, I don't know.
1156
01:16:01,142 --> 01:16:02,212
He just went berserk.
1157
01:16:02,316 --> 01:16:04,629
I've lost... I've lost everyone.
1158
01:16:04,732 --> 01:16:07,045
What do you know about loss?
1159
01:16:07,148 --> 01:16:08,736
Ha! You will know.
1160
01:16:08,840 --> 01:16:10,876
What did you say?
1161
01:16:11,912 --> 01:16:14,880
Okay, come, come, come here.
1162
01:16:14,984 --> 01:16:17,987
What is it?
1163
01:16:18,090 --> 01:16:19,195
He's still here.
1164
01:16:22,716 --> 01:16:24,372
I must check the
rest of the house.
1165
01:16:24,476 --> 01:16:26,167
No, no, no, no,
just please don't!
1166
01:16:26,271 --> 01:16:28,791
Please don't leave me on my
own! I'm... I'm so scared!
1167
01:16:28,894 --> 01:16:31,069
I'm so scared! Please don't!
1168
01:16:33,796 --> 01:16:36,695
Tell me, girl.
1169
01:16:36,799 --> 01:16:39,905
Where are your family now?
1170
01:16:40,009 --> 01:16:43,046
Where are their bodies?
1171
01:16:43,150 --> 01:16:45,255
He ate them.
1172
01:16:47,188 --> 01:16:49,466
He better not have!
1173
01:16:51,158 --> 01:16:53,125
No, no, no, no, don't!
Don't, don't open it!
1174
01:16:53,229 --> 01:16:54,817
Don't open it. It
might be a psychopath.
1175
01:16:57,958 --> 01:17:02,134
You let me in! You
witch, you let me in!
1176
01:17:02,238 --> 01:17:04,067
Get away from my baby!
1177
01:17:04,171 --> 01:17:06,242
Baby? Baby!
1178
01:17:06,345 --> 01:17:08,451
- Mummy!
- Baby!
1179
01:17:08,554 --> 01:17:10,108
It is a psychopath.
1180
01:17:10,211 --> 01:17:11,488
Oh, no!
1181
01:17:47,283 --> 01:17:49,147
Hara gud.
1182
01:17:56,741 --> 01:17:58,190
Hej?
1183
01:17:59,675 --> 01:18:01,677
Hello?
1184
01:18:06,405 --> 01:18:08,338
Please help me.
1185
01:18:19,591 --> 01:18:21,317
Sucka!
1186
01:18:31,672 --> 01:18:32,880
Mummy!
1187
01:18:32,984 --> 01:18:37,367
Sven Svensson! Come
down this moment.
1188
01:18:39,749 --> 01:18:41,302
Sven Svensson!
1189
01:18:41,406 --> 01:18:43,408
Ah.
1190
01:18:48,896 --> 01:18:50,656
They blew my fucking hand off.
1191
01:18:50,760 --> 01:18:52,831
Oh, Daddy!
1192
01:18:52,935 --> 01:18:54,626
You're going to have
to wank southpaw now.
1193
01:18:54,730 --> 01:18:56,386
No, no, no, it's too
soon, it's too soon.
1194
01:18:56,490 --> 01:18:57,490
Sorry.
1195
01:18:57,525 --> 01:19:00,356
Hello.
1196
01:19:00,459 --> 01:19:02,392
Ah?
1197
01:19:02,496 --> 01:19:06,189
It was you! The English.
1198
01:19:06,293 --> 01:19:07,708
Of course.
1199
01:19:07,812 --> 01:19:11,022
History repeats
itself once again.
1200
01:19:11,125 --> 01:19:14,853
The English lied to our Larsson.
1201
01:19:14,957 --> 01:19:18,650
I now realize that the
Karantan itself was
1202
01:19:18,754 --> 01:19:21,549
but a dress rehearsal.
1203
01:19:21,653 --> 01:19:25,519
This is the real performance.
1204
01:19:41,190 --> 01:19:44,227
- They killed my boy!
- Mama! Mama!
1205
01:19:44,331 --> 01:19:46,851
They took the hand I write with.
1206
01:19:46,954 --> 01:19:48,714
We need to leave.
1207
01:19:48,818 --> 01:19:50,647
Right now. Go!
1208
01:19:50,751 --> 01:19:51,787
- Yes.
- Yes.
1209
01:19:51,890 --> 01:19:52,930
- Oh, come on, Daddy.
- Go!
1210
01:19:52,995 --> 01:19:55,066
- Yeah.
- Oh, baby girl.
1211
01:19:55,169 --> 01:19:58,552
Excuse me. Come on, baby.
1212
01:19:58,655 --> 01:20:01,348
Oh, oh.
1213
01:20:16,121 --> 01:20:18,641
- That's Johan the Dane!
- He's getting away!
1214
01:20:18,744 --> 01:20:21,195
- ♪ I eat cannibals - Freeze!
1215
01:20:21,299 --> 01:20:23,197
♪ Feed on animals
1216
01:20:23,301 --> 01:20:26,787
♪ Your love is so edible to me
1217
01:20:26,891 --> 01:20:28,616
♪ I eat cannibals
1218
01:20:28,720 --> 01:20:31,102
That was the best holiday ever.
1219
01:20:31,205 --> 01:20:33,829
Well, you know what
they say, gang.
1220
01:20:33,932 --> 01:20:36,003
The family that slay together...
1221
01:20:36,107 --> 01:20:38,730
Stay together!
1222
01:20:38,834 --> 01:20:41,422
Daddy.
1223
01:20:41,526 --> 01:20:46,634
You're a cheese
ball, but I love you.
1224
01:20:46,738 --> 01:20:47,843
♪ I'm never gonna stop
1225
01:20:47,946 --> 01:20:49,465
♪ Fancy a bite
1226
01:20:49,568 --> 01:20:50,915
♪ My appetite
1227
01:20:51,018 --> 01:20:52,226
♪ Yum, yum, gee, it's fun
1228
01:20:52,330 --> 01:20:53,710
♪ Banging on a different drum
1229
01:20:53,814 --> 01:20:56,403
♪ And I eat cannibals
1230
01:20:56,506 --> 01:20:58,715
♪ Feed on animal
1231
01:20:58,819 --> 01:21:01,787
♪ Your love is so edible to me
1232
01:21:01,891 --> 01:21:04,894
♪ I eat cannibals
1233
01:21:04,998 --> 01:21:08,518
♪ I eat cannibals
1234
01:21:08,622 --> 01:21:10,313
♪ It's incredible
1235
01:21:10,417 --> 01:21:13,661
♪ You bring out
the animal in me ♪
1236
01:21:13,765 --> 01:21:16,768
♪ I eat cannibals
1237
01:21:16,872 --> 01:21:18,666
♪ You got the spice
1238
01:21:18,770 --> 01:21:20,047
♪ Tasty and nice
1239
01:21:20,151 --> 01:21:21,566
♪ Roastin' vitamin
1240
01:21:21,669 --> 01:21:22,947
♪ Forget the dietin'
1241
01:21:23,050 --> 01:21:24,362
♪ Ooh, such a dish
1242
01:21:24,465 --> 01:21:25,915
♪ I can't resist
1243
01:21:26,019 --> 01:21:27,296
♪ Healthy recipe
1244
01:21:27,399 --> 01:21:29,677
♪ What you got is good for me
1245
01:21:51,182 --> 01:21:54,012
♪ All I wanna do
1246
01:21:54,116 --> 01:21:57,222
♪ Is make a meal of you
1247
01:21:57,326 --> 01:21:59,845
♪ We are what we eat
1248
01:21:59,949 --> 01:22:02,745
♪ You're my kind of meat
1249
01:22:02,848 --> 01:22:05,886
♪ I got a hunger for your love
1250
01:22:05,990 --> 01:22:08,647
♪ You're all I'm thinkin' of
1251
01:22:08,751 --> 01:22:11,616
♪ So give the world a bone
1252
01:22:11,719 --> 01:22:15,137
♪ 'Cause I got steak at home
1253
01:22:15,240 --> 01:22:17,760
♪ I got steak at home
1254
01:22:17,863 --> 01:22:21,557
♪ 'Cause I eat cannibals
1255
01:22:21,660 --> 01:22:23,731
♪ Feed on animals
1256
01:22:23,835 --> 01:22:26,907
♪ Your love is so edible to me
1257
01:22:27,011 --> 01:22:30,462
♪ I eat cannibals
1258
01:22:30,566 --> 01:22:33,017
♪ I eat cannibals
1259
01:22:33,120 --> 01:22:35,916
♪ It's incredible
1260
01:22:36,020 --> 01:22:38,815
♪ You bring out
the animal in me ♪
1261
01:22:38,919 --> 01:22:41,163
♪ Cannibals
1262
01:22:47,307 --> 01:22:50,448
♪ I eat cannibals
1263
01:22:50,551 --> 01:22:53,382
♪ It's incredible
1264
01:23:29,487 --> 01:23:31,627
♪ Killing
1265
01:23:31,730 --> 01:23:33,836
♪ Killing
1266
01:23:33,939 --> 01:23:37,288
♪ Mama loves a-killing
1267
01:23:37,391 --> 01:23:43,391
♪ Mama loves
a-killing with you ♪
1268
01:23:46,055 --> 01:23:48,368
♪ Killing
1269
01:23:48,471 --> 01:23:50,094
♪ Killing
1270
01:23:50,197 --> 01:23:53,994
♪ Daddy loves a-killing
1271
01:23:54,098 --> 01:24:00,035
♪ Daddy loves
a-killing with you ♪
1272
01:24:00,138 --> 01:24:01,691
I love you.
1273
01:24:01,795 --> 01:24:03,383
Je t'aime.
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