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Hi.
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Mike, hi.
Can I ask you a question?
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Sure.
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What do you think about a girl
asking a guy out on a date?
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Mary, we males
can be extremely complicated concerning dating rites.
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Tell me something
I don't know.
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For instance,
it's okay to say, "You wanna hook up some time?"
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Because then
the guy knows he's... Going to get laid.
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Yeah. Well, there's that,
which is great. Right.
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But I was thinking
it's more informal.
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The word "date"
implies certain connotations which tend to have...
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ill effects
on the male species. When a lady asks a guy out...
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you know
she's thinking quiet dinner, slow dancing...
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holding hands
in the moonlight, maybe...
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catch a sunrise.
All that romantic stuff. But...
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when a guy asks a lady out,
he's thinkin'...
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Am I going to get laid?
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Yeah, pretty much.
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Too many whales,
not enough ocean. Excuse me.
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Snoop, you okay?
You need anything? Good.
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Sam.
Jillian!
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Is our suite ready?
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Your suite...
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Ed didn't tell you, did he?
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Of course he told me.
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It must have slipped my mind.
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Have you met Snoop Dogg?
Snoop, this is Jillian, Ed Deline's wife.
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How nice to meet you,
Mr. Dogg.
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Mrs. Deline,
you are quite fine.
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Thank you.
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Ed, we have a problem.
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What brings you
to the Montecito?
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I'm scouting locations
for my video. And you?
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Having our floors refinished.
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Might I suggest
a walnut finish?
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It's real classic looking.
You know, old-world twist on it, but...
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it's strong enough
for you and your posse.
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Thank you.
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Hi, honey...
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Hey, run away from home?
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Have you met Mr. Dogg?
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Hey.
Big Ed.
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How you doin', baby?
How you doin'?
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I'm all right.
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Well, I'll catch you later,
D-O-Double-Gizzle.
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You forgot that we were having
the floors finished.
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No, I didn't, actually.
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We've had a reservation
for six months.
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A reservation?
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Honey, this guy is an artist.
He's very hard to get.
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I mean, he doesn't do
just anybody's floors. He chose us!
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He chose us?
Yes.
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Sam, we're going to check in
for two weeks.
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Two weeks.
Two weeks?
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And since
you're the president,
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we should have
the presidential suite.
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Yes, of course.
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Ed.
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Did you invite
the whole neighborhood?
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Can you speak to me
now for a second. I'm sorry.
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We have a problem.
We're completely overbooked.
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Then your boy Danny just
gave away our last two suites to the relatively hot cop...
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and the bitchy mortician
from Boston.
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Play nice, Sam, nice.
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Of course.
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She's in my town now.
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Put down your gun,
I mean it.
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Woody...
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Now!
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Madeline, stay calm.
We don't want to hurt you, all right?
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Okay.
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Nobody's going to do anything.
Just put the gun down.
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Back away!
I don't want to hear you talk.
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Put down the gun.
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I said, put the gun down!
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How many?
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Two, no one!
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You okay?
Yeah.
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You okay?
Yes!
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I'll cover you.
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Go! Go!
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So, how do you like Vegas
so far?
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Kind of reminds me of home.
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Besides being
out of your jurisdiction...
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and illegally
discharging weapons...
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you're interfering
with my case.
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First, my gun is registered.
Second, your case?
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My case. In case
you haven't noticed...
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you're in Vegas, not Boston.
Det. Perez, we're just trying...
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to preserve
the chain of evidence in a murder investigation.
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A murder
that took place in Vegas makes it my jurisdiction.
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He died in Boston. He's ours.
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We've been followin'
Tommy O'Brien for weeks.
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I remember that little story.
You never explained why.
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Because of his propensity
to take his winnings in cash.
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That's why we marked it.
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Excuse my ignorance
about all things Vegas, but is cash no longer...
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considered a legitimate form
of currency here?
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In casinos,
they don't like to pay out more than $10,000 in cash.
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It's a paperwork
and IRS thing.
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I'm putting out an APB
on Madeline Pillsbury.
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Your suspect's
no longer just a suspect, she's a target.
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Is it always this hot here?
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Did I have to do
some whale herdin' and fancy footwork to get you...
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this presidential suite, sir.
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Well, thank you.
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You know, honey,
we never go on vacation.
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I think I'm going to make this
a mini-vacation.
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I agree.
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I'm going to slip into
something more comfortable.
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See you.
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Sam, hold it. Don't go.
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I need you to stay
to keep Jillian company.
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Oh, I'm sorry, big guy...
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but I think your wife
has something else in mind.
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Listen, you don't understand.
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It's two weeks,
it's my wife...
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I've got a stockholders'
report due. Please.
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Bye-bye.
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Hey, sweetie, listen.
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I got to run downstairs
to the office.
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I got a lot of work to do.
I'll check you later, okay?
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It's time to christen
the presidential bed...
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Mr. President.
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Wow, that's nice.
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Honey, it's just
the middle of the afternoon. I got a lot of work to do.
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Okay.
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Honey,
people could see us.
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You have cameras in the room?
I don't think so. You don't, do you?
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No. There are no cameras
in the room.
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Then lighten up, lover.
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Oh, well.
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Oh, well.
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Oh, God.
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No they...
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Yo! Mr. D!
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Why are you and Mrs. D.
Doing the big nasty in my suite?
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But why would she steal
her own money?
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As Tommy's wife,
she's entitled to it anyway.
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Unless she knew sooner
or later we'd figure out she killed him.
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Maybe the money
belongs to somebody else.
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Tommy could've been gambling
on someone else's dime and got greedy.
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Which'd explain why she's here
in Vegas, to pay them off.
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If she's bringing
the money back to pay somebody off...
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why was he shootin' at her?
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She wanted to get rid
of the only witness...
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maybe keep the money herself,
I don't know.
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Maybe he wasn't
shooting at her.
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Maybe he was shooting
at one of us.
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You guys haven't been in Vegas
long enough to piss anybody off.
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Maybe it was Col. Mustard
with the candlestick in the kitchen.
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I mean, come on, guys,
this is pretty ridiculous...
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even by Vegas standards.
A whale Sam poached from Caesars' dies...
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on a Montecito jet
in Boston...
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with $3 million
handcuffed to his wrist.
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Danny and Sam
are accused of murder.
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Obviously, they didn't do it.
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It turns out
to be the dead guy's wife...
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who poisoned him
with laced cocaine.
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She goes to Boston...
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steals the $3 million,
which legally belongs to her.
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She comes back to Vegas
with poisoned cookies?
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Chocolate chip.
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Poisoned
chocolate-chip cookies, the $3 million...
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and a loaded gun,
which she doesn't use...
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because
someone is shooting at her, or you two, or Danny.
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Hey, boys. Send out
that Madeline's picture.
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I want to get some of the guys
out there to circulate it by hand, will you?
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So you know...
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this town has more cameras
per capita than anywhere else in the world.
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Please.
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Someone's always watchin'.
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I'll make sure
not to scratch myself or pick my nose.
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Yes, good luck.
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If this Madeline
shows up anywhere...
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shopping center, casino,
anywhere, we'll be the first to know.
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Great. Thanks.
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All right, well,
I think being shot at allows us a break.
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I'm gonna go try my luck
in the casino. How about it, Jordan?
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No thanks, actually,
I think I'm going to check out the pool. I hear it's topless.
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Whatever turns you on.
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Oh, God. I'm sorry.
Don't scream, it's just me.
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Yeah.
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It's my wife...
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you just got to hide me
one second.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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This place is just weird.
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Have you seen Ed?
We have big room problems.
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He's in Bella Sera.
It's good to see you, Mrs...
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Danny, got a sec?
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Sure. What's up?
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Since we are technically,
kind of engaged...
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sort of,
and we've never actually been out on a date...
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and you obviously
can't take a hint...
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I would like to ask you out...
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on a date.
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Technically,
we have been on a date. No.
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Seventh grade,
we went for ice cream.
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You took
the entire seventh-grade class out for ice cream.
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Yeah.
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Remember?
You stole all that money from my father, and you...
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had to hide the evidence,
so you bought ice cream for everybody.
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Let's go on a date.
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Friday night?
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Okay.
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Friday.
Okay.
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Okay.
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You're not going to
keep wearing that, are you?
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What's wrong with it?
It's all I've got.
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I'm sure it's very nice
in Boston, but it just doesn't work in Vegas.
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It's either this or go naked.
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Naked works in Vegas.
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Mikey?
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Mary just asked me
out on a date.
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Yeah.
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I kind of saw that one coming.
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You okay?
Yeah.
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You sure?
Yeah.
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Because it looks like
you're hyperventilating.
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I'm not hyperventilating.
You want to sit down?
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Yeah, maybe I should.
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Yeah, maybe
you should sit down.
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How are you going to
marry the girl, if you can't go out on a date?
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I don't know.
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I do know
that I love her. I do.
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Because when I was there,
and the bullets were flying,
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all I could think about
was her.
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Now that I'm back,
it's like just everything is...
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You thought you'd get married,
move into the house with a white-picket fence...
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and everything would be fine?
Yeah.
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Doesn't work that way,
my friend.
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I don't profess
to be a psychologist...
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but I do know a thing or two
about psychology.
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Of course you do.
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What you're experiencing
is a little panic.
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In this case, brought on
by what we in the business like to call "cold feet."
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Cold feet?
That's what you think this is?
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Either that,
or you're messed up beyond my help. Now...
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I'm putting Tommy O'Brien's
last 48 hours onscreen.
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Are you okay with that?
Yes.
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You can handle that.
Let's do it.
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All right.
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My father will never allow you
to shoot your video in the surveillance room.
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But it's my new single.
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I'll have naked ladies
on every monitor up in here.
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Yeah.
It's not going to happen.
248
00:12:15,180 --> 00:12:16,841
What about the sports book?
249
00:12:16,915 --> 00:12:19,408
And two naked ladies
on every screen?
250
00:12:19,486 --> 00:12:22,285
Bust. Bust. Bust. No! No.
251
00:12:22,357 --> 00:12:25,419
How do you do it?
Twenty-one every time. Come on.
252
00:12:25,495 --> 00:12:27,088
I'm broke. I'm tapped.
253
00:12:27,165 --> 00:12:28,690
Hey, Sam.
Hey.
254
00:12:28,767 --> 00:12:30,564
Do you think I could get
a line of credit?
255
00:12:30,637 --> 00:12:31,661
Absolutely.
256
00:12:31,738 --> 00:12:34,766
Great,
because I am one hand away from my Vegas lucky streak.
257
00:12:34,843 --> 00:12:37,312
No! I've never seen anyone
lose so fast.
258
00:12:37,380 --> 00:12:39,315
He's lost every hand
he's played.
259
00:12:39,383 --> 00:12:41,181
Don't be so negative.
Just means I'm due.
260
00:12:41,252 --> 00:12:43,221
I think the man knows
what he's talking about.
261
00:12:43,289 --> 00:12:44,655
Please give him
his line of credit.
262
00:12:44,724 --> 00:12:47,250
I think the man's gone
a little Vegas crazy, but don't mind me.
263
00:12:47,328 --> 00:12:48,921
Did you just ask
for a line of credit?
264
00:12:48,997 --> 00:12:50,431
Jordan, go away.
265
00:12:50,500 --> 00:12:52,128
I can hold
some of these for you.
266
00:12:52,203 --> 00:12:54,069
Jordan, stop. Go away, okay?
267
00:12:54,139 --> 00:12:56,040
You heard him.
Go away, Jordan.
268
00:12:56,108 --> 00:12:57,701
Let it ride.
Yes.
269
00:12:57,811 --> 00:13:00,440
Here we go. Okay, 10,
nice high card.
270
00:13:00,515 --> 00:13:03,384
That's a good start.
Here we go, high card, come on.
271
00:13:03,453 --> 00:13:04,920
Twenty. Stay.
272
00:13:05,490 --> 00:13:08,016
Luck be a lady.
Here we go. Okay, bust.
273
00:13:08,093 --> 00:13:09,959
Get out of here. Bust.
274
00:13:10,063 --> 00:13:11,531
No.
Twenty-one.
275
00:13:11,599 --> 00:13:13,932
No. No. No. No. No.
No, no, no.
276
00:13:14,002 --> 00:13:15,732
Easy come, easy go.
277
00:13:15,872 --> 00:13:18,637
You actually enjoy
taking people's money, don't you?
278
00:13:18,709 --> 00:13:20,371
I'd really enjoy
taking your money.
279
00:13:20,445 --> 00:13:22,414
Maybe you should try
a different game.
280
00:13:22,481 --> 00:13:24,644
Yes. That is a great idea.
That is a terrific idea.
281
00:13:24,719 --> 00:13:26,745
Why don't we check out
the pool? It's topless.
282
00:13:26,822 --> 00:13:29,417
Stop touching me, okay?
I'm beginning to think you're bad luck.
283
00:13:29,492 --> 00:13:31,427
I'm going to have to
agree with him, Jordan.
284
00:13:31,495 --> 00:13:34,226
How much money
do you have left, sweetie?
285
00:13:34,300 --> 00:13:35,460
I have $5.
286
00:13:35,535 --> 00:13:36,764
Perfect.
287
00:13:37,004 --> 00:13:39,200
This is exactly
what they want you to do, Woody.
288
00:13:39,274 --> 00:13:40,469
Jordan, stop, okay?
289
00:13:40,543 --> 00:13:42,671
I'm gonna win. I have to.
290
00:13:51,458 --> 00:13:53,450
I just won.
What did I just win?
291
00:13:53,528 --> 00:13:55,326
You just won a Viper.
I won this car?
292
00:13:55,398 --> 00:13:57,425
This one.
I won this Viper?
293
00:13:57,635 --> 00:13:58,727
Yeah!
294
00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:07,077
I just won this car!
I just won this car! Who's your daddy?
295
00:14:07,150 --> 00:14:09,984
You arranged
for that to happen, didn't you?
296
00:14:10,421 --> 00:14:12,652
That would be against the law.
297
00:14:12,757 --> 00:14:16,195
I love Vegas!
What other games can we play?
298
00:14:16,496 --> 00:14:18,556
Well, with this car
as collateral...
299
00:14:18,633 --> 00:14:20,261
I can give you up to
$100,000 credit...
300
00:14:20,336 --> 00:14:22,305
and then we can play
whatever game you'd like.
301
00:14:22,372 --> 00:14:24,934
Woody, for the love of God,
quit while you're ahead.
302
00:14:25,010 --> 00:14:27,445
Don't listen to her.
She's bad luck, remember?
303
00:14:27,513 --> 00:14:28,708
We have to close.
304
00:14:28,782 --> 00:14:29,806
Good, take her away.
305
00:14:29,883 --> 00:14:32,786
You know what, Jordan?
I think my Vegas lucky streak has just begun.
306
00:14:32,855 --> 00:14:34,049
I'm going to take that credit.
307
00:14:34,124 --> 00:14:35,182
That's my boy!
308
00:14:35,258 --> 00:14:36,419
Woody.
309
00:14:36,561 --> 00:14:38,325
Please don't call me
Woody anymore.
310
00:14:38,397 --> 00:14:40,798
Please refer to me
as The Woodman.
311
00:14:43,772 --> 00:14:45,501
Tommy O'Brien.
312
00:14:45,708 --> 00:14:46,970
The dead guy from Boston.
313
00:14:47,043 --> 00:14:49,912
The man sure is going into
and out of a lot of suites.
314
00:14:49,981 --> 00:14:52,610
That blond he's with
is definitely not his wife.
315
00:14:52,685 --> 00:14:55,280
Know what they say,
what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.
316
00:14:55,356 --> 00:14:58,724
And apparently dies in Boston.
Any of them his suite?
317
00:15:00,463 --> 00:15:01,590
Nope.
318
00:15:02,099 --> 00:15:04,568
Pull up the names
of the guests registered in the suites...
319
00:15:04,636 --> 00:15:07,266
that Tommy and this blond girl
visited.
320
00:15:09,277 --> 00:15:12,008
They're all registered
to a Ronnie Sugar.
321
00:15:12,983 --> 00:15:15,817
Anyone else entering
or exiting the suites?
322
00:15:16,320 --> 00:15:18,984
Three other couples,
all whales and their wives...
323
00:15:19,059 --> 00:15:21,051
except for this old dude.
324
00:15:21,328 --> 00:15:23,524
I'll run a facial on him now.
325
00:15:23,632 --> 00:15:25,760
The old dude's Ronnie Sugar.
326
00:15:26,203 --> 00:15:27,670
You know him?
327
00:15:28,105 --> 00:15:30,132
He's a Vegas mob holdover.
328
00:15:30,743 --> 00:15:32,939
Ronnie's booked
another suite for tonight.
329
00:15:33,013 --> 00:15:34,743
Well, we better find out
what's going on.
330
00:15:34,816 --> 00:15:38,185
This guy's the kind of guy
that don't give up anything unless he has to.
331
00:15:38,254 --> 00:15:40,052
Well, then maybe
you should talk to him...
332
00:15:40,124 --> 00:15:42,059
in your uniquely charming way.
333
00:15:43,596 --> 00:15:45,997
I don't think we're ready
for that just yet, but...
334
00:15:46,066 --> 00:15:47,591
we got to find out
what's going on.
335
00:15:47,669 --> 00:15:49,433
Then one of us
has to get into that room.
336
00:15:49,505 --> 00:15:51,166
How're we going to do that?
337
00:15:51,240 --> 00:15:52,640
Hey, guys.
What have we got?
338
00:15:52,709 --> 00:15:54,405
Well, here's an idea.
339
00:15:55,079 --> 00:15:56,445
Ms. Jordan.
340
00:15:57,083 --> 00:15:58,175
What?
341
00:16:07,832 --> 00:16:08,822
Be cool.
342
00:16:08,901 --> 00:16:10,733
I don't have to do
anything twisted, do I?
343
00:16:10,804 --> 00:16:12,773
Just do what I tell you.
344
00:16:19,984 --> 00:16:21,077
What can I do for you?
345
00:16:21,153 --> 00:16:22,416
Steve Krandel. This is...
346
00:16:22,488 --> 00:16:24,012
Your wife, yeah.
Cheri.
347
00:16:24,091 --> 00:16:25,319
Krandel.
348
00:16:25,859 --> 00:16:27,828
Very nice. Who sent you?
349
00:16:28,130 --> 00:16:29,461
Tommy O'Brien.
350
00:16:29,532 --> 00:16:31,194
$5,000 in advance.
351
00:16:36,342 --> 00:16:38,106
Okay, good. Come in.
352
00:16:38,512 --> 00:16:40,708
How are you? Good luck to you.
353
00:16:47,827 --> 00:16:49,295
Steve, Cheri.
354
00:16:49,563 --> 00:16:50,552
How are you?
355
00:16:50,630 --> 00:16:52,462
Five-card draw. Nothin' wild.
356
00:16:52,533 --> 00:16:54,263
Who's putting up the pot?
357
00:16:54,336 --> 00:16:55,634
The new guy will.
358
00:16:55,705 --> 00:16:56,900
Is that okay with you?
359
00:16:56,974 --> 00:16:58,339
Absolutely.
360
00:16:59,077 --> 00:17:01,376
All right. Let's play.
Ante up.
361
00:17:05,520 --> 00:17:08,149
You got to take off
your blouse, honey.
362
00:17:11,229 --> 00:17:13,027
Come on. Take it off.
363
00:17:13,498 --> 00:17:15,626
Show us your pair of queens.
364
00:17:21,711 --> 00:17:22,804
Whew.
365
00:17:23,146 --> 00:17:26,675
All right. Five-card draw,
nothing wild except you guys.
366
00:17:27,553 --> 00:17:29,887
Give me three of those
nice ones.
367
00:17:30,625 --> 00:17:33,755
If you lose this hand,
I swear...
368
00:17:34,497 --> 00:17:36,398
I will kill you slowly.
369
00:17:39,037 --> 00:17:40,403
I need one.
370
00:17:41,875 --> 00:17:43,343
That's yours.
371
00:17:45,648 --> 00:17:46,706
Two.
372
00:17:47,784 --> 00:17:49,776
All right, let's see 'em.
373
00:17:51,290 --> 00:17:52,918
Three of a kind.
374
00:17:52,992 --> 00:17:54,084
Wow.
375
00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:56,391
That's a hell of a hand. Yeah.
376
00:17:57,832 --> 00:17:59,095
Straight.
377
00:17:59,702 --> 00:18:02,001
Queen high.
Read them and weep.
378
00:18:03,608 --> 00:18:06,134
You know, it's not good form
to take what you brought in.
379
00:18:06,211 --> 00:18:08,704
Hey, what can I say?
I hate to lose.
380
00:18:09,183 --> 00:18:12,450
Besides,
the old ball and chain's still smokin' hot.
381
00:18:13,022 --> 00:18:14,684
Nasty in the sack.
382
00:18:14,858 --> 00:18:15,847
Nasty.
383
00:18:15,926 --> 00:18:17,519
Ride 'em cowboy.
384
00:18:19,765 --> 00:18:20,892
You got 30 minutes.
385
00:18:20,968 --> 00:18:22,300
All right.
386
00:18:29,514 --> 00:18:30,503
What?
387
00:18:30,582 --> 00:18:31,607
Old ball and chain?
388
00:18:31,684 --> 00:18:33,083
I had to make it look real.
389
00:18:33,152 --> 00:18:34,814
What the hell happened
in there?
390
00:18:34,888 --> 00:18:38,519
I won you. Now you're mine
to do with as I please for the next half-hour.
391
00:18:38,594 --> 00:18:42,123
Very funny. What kind of wife
in her right mind, would let her husband bet her?
392
00:18:42,200 --> 00:18:44,795
A bored one.
People like that live for the action.
393
00:18:44,870 --> 00:18:47,807
Yeah, or the evidence.
394
00:18:49,444 --> 00:18:52,039
Where the hell
did you pull that from?
395
00:18:52,315 --> 00:18:53,305
What is it?
396
00:18:53,384 --> 00:18:54,647
UV light.
397
00:19:06,169 --> 00:19:07,797
Baby.
Excuse me?
398
00:19:08,005 --> 00:19:09,769
We're being watched.
399
00:19:10,443 --> 00:19:12,002
What do you suggest?
400
00:19:12,079 --> 00:19:15,072
I suggest that we make this
look very good. Get up. Get up.
401
00:19:15,150 --> 00:19:16,243
Okay.
402
00:19:19,857 --> 00:19:21,324
That's good.
403
00:19:21,392 --> 00:19:24,830
Yeah, just for the record,
though, we're pretending...
404
00:19:24,898 --> 00:19:26,196
and nothing's
going to happen.
405
00:19:26,267 --> 00:19:27,667
Of course we're pretending.
406
00:19:27,736 --> 00:19:29,135
Okay, so...
407
00:19:29,605 --> 00:19:30,731
This shirt cost me $65.
408
00:19:30,807 --> 00:19:31,832
Sorry.
409
00:19:31,909 --> 00:19:34,037
What about that girl
with the impressive cleavage?
410
00:19:34,112 --> 00:19:36,274
Isn't she going to be jealous?
411
00:19:36,348 --> 00:19:39,786
This is Vegas.
You have to be more specific where cleavage is concerned.
412
00:19:39,854 --> 00:19:41,379
Yeah. The one
who asked you out.
413
00:19:41,457 --> 00:19:44,895
Mary. We're engaged.
Kind of engaged.
414
00:19:46,063 --> 00:19:48,157
Kind of engaged?
What is that, a Vegas thing?
415
00:19:48,233 --> 00:19:50,293
No, it's more like
a you and Woody thing.
416
00:19:50,369 --> 00:19:51,735
We're just friends.
417
00:19:51,805 --> 00:19:54,138
Yeah, right,
you're just friends.
418
00:19:58,516 --> 00:20:01,008
I thought The Room
was just a rumor.
419
00:20:01,286 --> 00:20:02,777
Look, honey...
420
00:20:04,225 --> 00:20:06,786
I'm sorry. I mean,
we're completely booked, sold out.
421
00:20:06,862 --> 00:20:09,024
This is worse
than that motel room we stayed in...
422
00:20:09,098 --> 00:20:10,726
when you were
on your fake vacation.
423
00:20:10,801 --> 00:20:13,396
And that one cost you
a trip to Italy.
424
00:20:14,807 --> 00:20:16,469
It's going to be okay.
425
00:20:16,543 --> 00:20:19,012
I mean, we've been
in a little worse.
426
00:20:19,080 --> 00:20:21,345
Okay. Wait. I get it.
427
00:20:21,416 --> 00:20:22,509
What?
428
00:20:22,585 --> 00:20:24,713
You want me to check in
to another hotel.
429
00:20:24,788 --> 00:20:27,987
No, that's not close
to being true. That's absurd.
430
00:20:28,094 --> 00:20:30,120
Why would a spy be sneaky?
431
00:20:30,297 --> 00:20:31,788
That's ex-spy.
432
00:20:34,103 --> 00:20:36,538
You know what?
You're 100% correct.
433
00:20:37,642 --> 00:20:41,205
I'm sorry. I think
you'd be much more comfortable at another hotel.
434
00:20:41,281 --> 00:20:42,543
That's okay.
435
00:20:42,615 --> 00:20:44,710
No. We'll stay in The Room.
436
00:20:44,953 --> 00:20:46,751
You want to? We will.
437
00:20:46,889 --> 00:20:48,619
And you can unpack.
438
00:20:49,493 --> 00:20:51,359
You are so in trouble.
439
00:20:55,335 --> 00:20:56,564
Hit me. Come on.
440
00:20:56,637 --> 00:20:59,436
I said small card.
What is it with this guy?
441
00:20:59,508 --> 00:21:00,771
How's it goin'
over here?
442
00:21:00,843 --> 00:21:02,505
If I was playing 22,
I'd own this town.
443
00:21:02,580 --> 00:21:06,177
Told him not to hit on 12
with a 3 showin', but he ain't listenin' to me though.
444
00:21:06,252 --> 00:21:07,344
I was feeling lucky.
445
00:21:07,420 --> 00:21:08,683
As opposed to feeling stupid?
446
00:21:08,755 --> 00:21:09,916
Watch it, Snoop. I'm a cop.
447
00:21:09,991 --> 00:21:11,015
Good.
448
00:21:11,092 --> 00:21:14,621
Now you can arrest yourself
for some dumb-ass card playin'.
449
00:21:14,698 --> 00:21:16,667
Snoop, will you excuse us
for just a second?
450
00:21:16,734 --> 00:21:19,135
Excuse us. I'm gonna go talk
to my casino host, Samantha.
451
00:21:19,204 --> 00:21:20,968
Snoop, save my seat.
452
00:21:21,909 --> 00:21:23,502
You need to stop.
Why?
453
00:21:23,578 --> 00:21:24,840
Because your luck has run out.
454
00:21:24,913 --> 00:21:27,645
You're secretly
in love with me. Admit it.
455
00:21:27,718 --> 00:21:29,880
Don't you have
a murder mystery to solve...
456
00:21:29,954 --> 00:21:32,651
Danny and Jordan
are undercover, Ed's got somebody watching...
457
00:21:32,725 --> 00:21:35,195
in every corner of this city,
and I'm supervising.
458
00:21:35,263 --> 00:21:37,596
I'm just a little cold
right now.
459
00:21:39,936 --> 00:21:41,495
Welcome to the North Pole.
460
00:21:41,572 --> 00:21:42,972
So, that's
right about the time...
461
00:21:43,041 --> 00:21:45,840
I saw that little,
mini fiber-optic camera.
462
00:21:45,911 --> 00:21:48,404
Then Ronnie runs the games...
463
00:21:48,483 --> 00:21:51,681
and he tapes the winners,
and sells the tapes as porn.
464
00:21:51,754 --> 00:21:52,779
Yeah.
465
00:21:52,856 --> 00:21:55,189
He's double dippin',
so to speak.
466
00:21:55,426 --> 00:21:57,258
I think it's time
to charm him. Yes.
467
00:21:59,900 --> 00:22:02,096
I forgot
how charmin' you were.
468
00:22:02,170 --> 00:22:04,196
Look, Ed.
Tommy's a good client of mine.
469
00:22:04,273 --> 00:22:06,037
He loves poker,
and he loves sex...
470
00:22:06,109 --> 00:22:08,135
and he's addicted to both.
471
00:22:08,212 --> 00:22:10,238
Well, not anymore, he's not.
472
00:22:10,316 --> 00:22:12,615
Someone poisoned him.
He's dead.
473
00:22:14,588 --> 00:22:17,217
I need a drink.
Do you want to join me?
474
00:22:17,627 --> 00:22:18,958
Yes, sure.
475
00:22:24,136 --> 00:22:27,437
Look, I'm going to need
everything you got on Tommy.
476
00:22:28,877 --> 00:22:30,778
All I got is his cell number.
477
00:22:30,847 --> 00:22:35,013
I would call him
whenever I found a couple that were willin' to play.
478
00:22:35,721 --> 00:22:37,952
What, so his wife played, too?
479
00:22:38,057 --> 00:22:39,252
I didn't know he was married.
480
00:22:39,326 --> 00:22:40,954
He'd always bring
a different hooker...
481
00:22:41,029 --> 00:22:44,090
and she would make like
she was his wife. Here.
482
00:22:44,501 --> 00:22:45,968
Local number.
483
00:22:50,477 --> 00:22:52,378
Danny. Danny.
Hey, Ed.
484
00:22:52,446 --> 00:22:56,612
Yeah, look.
I need you to check this number. 555-0154.
485
00:22:56,986 --> 00:22:58,784
Get back to me
with the billing address...
486
00:22:58,856 --> 00:23:00,586
and then I'll meet you there,
all right?
487
00:23:00,658 --> 00:23:02,058
Got it.
Good.
488
00:23:04,531 --> 00:23:08,401
Now, I'm going to need
a videotape from last night.
489
00:23:08,570 --> 00:23:10,596
Videotape? What videotape?
490
00:23:11,742 --> 00:23:13,870
Do not screw with me, Ronnie.
491
00:23:13,945 --> 00:23:14,969
Okay.
492
00:23:15,046 --> 00:23:17,482
Technically,
it's a DVD, all right?
493
00:23:18,752 --> 00:23:21,621
DVD. I'll get it for you.
Relax.
494
00:23:25,630 --> 00:23:26,688
Hey.
495
00:23:29,536 --> 00:23:31,129
Tell me why a guy
from Boston...
496
00:23:31,205 --> 00:23:34,141
has his phone bill
sent to a place in Henderson?
497
00:23:34,242 --> 00:23:35,471
No idea.
498
00:23:37,147 --> 00:23:38,205
Yeah?
499
00:23:38,283 --> 00:23:40,445
Eddie,
we have a major problem.
500
00:23:40,519 --> 00:23:42,317
Jillian, I'm busy right now,
okay?
501
00:23:42,389 --> 00:23:44,415
Eddie, don't hang up on me.
502
00:23:44,492 --> 00:23:46,154
You guys okay?
Yes.
503
00:23:46,228 --> 00:23:49,221
I just like to separate
home from business, you know.
504
00:23:49,299 --> 00:23:52,168
I mean, don't get me wrong.
I love Jillian...
505
00:23:52,237 --> 00:23:55,071
but 24-7 with anyone.
I mean, I don't know.
506
00:24:02,252 --> 00:24:05,655
Hi. Is this
Tommy O'Brien's residence?
507
00:24:06,191 --> 00:24:07,215
No.
508
00:24:08,194 --> 00:24:10,095
You recognize this guy?
509
00:24:10,331 --> 00:24:12,892
Yeah, that's Kevin.
He's away on business.
510
00:24:12,968 --> 00:24:14,129
Kevin?
511
00:24:14,203 --> 00:24:16,172
Kevin Wylie, my husband.
512
00:24:21,047 --> 00:24:25,679
So, the reason
he was going to Boston all the time on business...
513
00:24:26,288 --> 00:24:28,622
Was because he had
a second wife.
514
00:24:28,759 --> 00:24:30,751
And when he was in town he...
515
00:24:30,829 --> 00:24:32,593
Slept with
multiple sex partners...
516
00:24:32,665 --> 00:24:34,634
that he won
in swinger's poker games.
517
00:24:34,701 --> 00:24:38,400
He also brought a hooker
who posed as his wife to the games.
518
00:24:39,008 --> 00:24:41,204
And he was rich?
519
00:24:41,511 --> 00:24:43,139
$3 million worth.
520
00:24:47,053 --> 00:24:48,385
Excuse me.
521
00:24:49,123 --> 00:24:50,421
What are you doing?
522
00:24:50,492 --> 00:24:51,892
I'm paying our bills.
523
00:24:51,961 --> 00:24:55,193
There's no phone in our room.
My cellphone doesn't work in our room.
524
00:24:55,265 --> 00:24:57,257
There's actually no room
in our room.
525
00:24:57,335 --> 00:25:01,034
So, I'm using your office.
I'm dealing with the floor guy...
526
00:25:01,107 --> 00:25:02,370
who needs a couple more weeks.
527
00:25:02,443 --> 00:25:03,775
What did you say?
528
00:25:03,845 --> 00:25:05,507
He's going to need
a couple more weeks.
529
00:25:05,582 --> 00:25:07,744
Get that creep on the phone.
I wanna talk to this guy.
530
00:25:07,818 --> 00:25:08,807
Honey, I'm busy.
531
00:25:08,886 --> 00:25:11,448
Look, if you want to work,
why don't you go to the couch?
532
00:25:11,524 --> 00:25:14,517
Because I rest on the couch.
I work at my desk. This is my office.
533
00:25:14,595 --> 00:25:16,120
Ed.
What?
534
00:25:18,033 --> 00:25:19,831
Ann's in the conference room.
535
00:25:19,903 --> 00:25:21,997
Good. Jillian's at my desk.
536
00:25:23,008 --> 00:25:24,236
How's Mary?
537
00:25:24,309 --> 00:25:25,402
Good.
538
00:25:25,945 --> 00:25:29,075
We're going on our first date,
believe it or not.
539
00:25:29,150 --> 00:25:30,618
You guys have never
been on a date?
540
00:25:30,686 --> 00:25:34,020
Not really. I mean,
we've been out with friends a million times...
541
00:25:34,092 --> 00:25:35,616
but this is
a little different.
542
00:25:35,693 --> 00:25:37,093
Yeah, it is.
543
00:25:38,465 --> 00:25:40,457
Let me ask you somethin'.
544
00:25:43,505 --> 00:25:46,101
What was your first date like
with Ed?
545
00:25:46,176 --> 00:25:49,807
I was in Europe, touring,
and he was there on assignment...
546
00:25:49,982 --> 00:25:51,415
and he asked me out.
547
00:25:51,485 --> 00:25:53,316
And he was so nervous.
548
00:25:53,388 --> 00:25:54,412
Ed was nervous?
549
00:25:54,489 --> 00:25:57,892
He dropped a whole glass
of red wine all down the front of these white pants.
550
00:25:57,961 --> 00:25:59,862
What, Ed Deline
in white pants?
551
00:26:01,065 --> 00:26:04,594
It was just horrible.
I couldn't wait for this date to be over.
552
00:26:04,671 --> 00:26:07,198
I couldn't wait
to get away from him.
553
00:26:07,308 --> 00:26:11,747
Ed, being the gentleman
that he always is, he insisted that he walk me home. So...
554
00:26:11,815 --> 00:26:13,647
I made this deal with him...
555
00:26:13,718 --> 00:26:18,488
that I'd let him walk me
back to the hotel, if I never had to see him again.
556
00:26:19,226 --> 00:26:20,956
Well, how did you guys
end up married?
557
00:26:21,029 --> 00:26:23,260
On the way back,
he saw this gondola...
558
00:26:23,332 --> 00:26:26,667
and he grabbed my hand
and took me on a gondola ride.
559
00:26:26,738 --> 00:26:29,230
It was
a spur-of-the-moment thing...
560
00:26:29,742 --> 00:26:31,870
and I fell in love with him.
561
00:26:32,714 --> 00:26:35,616
I would like for you
to take that woman shopping.
562
00:26:35,684 --> 00:26:37,312
I don't think
she wants to go shopping.
563
00:26:37,387 --> 00:26:38,412
Yes, she does.
564
00:26:38,489 --> 00:26:40,151
I think she looks happy
in your office.
565
00:26:40,225 --> 00:26:41,249
No, she's not.
566
00:26:41,326 --> 00:26:42,919
Looks like
she's made herself at home.
567
00:26:42,995 --> 00:26:44,293
No, she'd rather
go shopping.
568
00:26:44,364 --> 00:26:46,094
Dad, I need to talk to you
about Snoop.
569
00:26:46,167 --> 00:26:48,159
He wants to shoot his video
in the Montecito.
570
00:26:48,237 --> 00:26:50,832
Okay. Listen.
I'll take care of Snoop.
571
00:26:50,974 --> 00:26:52,738
You take care of her.
572
00:26:52,810 --> 00:26:54,073
Right on.
573
00:26:54,847 --> 00:26:56,713
Well, thanks, big guy.
574
00:26:56,783 --> 00:26:58,149
Come on, Mom,
let's go shopping.
575
00:26:58,219 --> 00:26:59,278
Okay.
576
00:26:59,354 --> 00:27:00,844
Thanks, Daddy.
577
00:27:01,557 --> 00:27:02,855
You have fun, honey.
578
00:27:02,926 --> 00:27:04,086
I will.
579
00:27:04,161 --> 00:27:05,720
You took my wallet
like a piranha.
580
00:27:05,797 --> 00:27:06,890
Hey, there.
581
00:27:06,966 --> 00:27:08,764
Luis just gave us
the ballistics report...
582
00:27:08,835 --> 00:27:10,861
on the bullets
fired at the junkyard.
583
00:27:10,938 --> 00:27:14,033
.380 caliber,
fired from a vintage weapon.
584
00:27:18,817 --> 00:27:20,217
It's an HK4.
585
00:27:23,857 --> 00:27:25,189
How did you know that?
586
00:27:25,260 --> 00:27:26,922
The markings
left by the extractor.
587
00:27:26,996 --> 00:27:29,056
What, you didn't know that?
588
00:27:29,132 --> 00:27:31,101
I was responsible
for movin' a shipment...
589
00:27:31,169 --> 00:27:33,969
when the money was coming
through Vegas...
590
00:27:35,642 --> 00:27:38,374
and Ronnie Sugar
helped me with the deal.
591
00:27:42,419 --> 00:27:44,183
Ronnie Sugar!
592
00:27:47,327 --> 00:27:48,988
Check it upstairs.
593
00:27:52,901 --> 00:27:53,994
Good.
594
00:27:56,942 --> 00:27:58,705
Talk about
livin' in the past.
595
00:27:58,777 --> 00:28:02,306
Yeah. That's what happens
when the present leaves you behind.
596
00:28:02,382 --> 00:28:04,010
This guy's
got photos of himself...
597
00:28:04,085 --> 00:28:06,077
with half the population
of Sing Sing.
598
00:28:06,155 --> 00:28:08,181
Still think he's innocent?
599
00:28:08,391 --> 00:28:10,384
Well, I'll tell you what.
600
00:28:10,529 --> 00:28:13,090
He was half of a wise guy
on a good day.
601
00:28:13,166 --> 00:28:14,862
He made a career out of...
Ed!
602
00:28:14,935 --> 00:28:17,871
...showing up
after the last bullet was fired.
603
00:28:23,248 --> 00:28:26,242
Well, looks like
he showed up early this time.
604
00:28:42,610 --> 00:28:43,737
He didn't drown?
605
00:28:43,812 --> 00:28:45,212
No fluid in his lungs.
606
00:28:45,282 --> 00:28:47,911
This guy was dead
before he belly-flopped into the pool.
607
00:28:47,985 --> 00:28:49,749
Let me guess.
Poisoned cookies in his stomach?
608
00:28:49,821 --> 00:28:51,756
Enough sodium fluoroacetate
in his system...
609
00:28:51,824 --> 00:28:54,089
to kill every retired mobster
in Clark County.
610
00:28:54,161 --> 00:28:56,528
My mom always said
you shouldn't swim after you eat.
611
00:28:56,598 --> 00:28:58,761
Bruises on his mandible
and mastoid, too.
612
00:28:58,835 --> 00:29:01,031
Which means
someone force-fed him the cookies.
613
00:29:01,105 --> 00:29:03,700
Not bad. Death by cookie.
It's a new one, even for me.
614
00:29:03,776 --> 00:29:05,506
That's Vegas, doll.
615
00:29:06,747 --> 00:29:09,546
Woody,
if you don't stop gambling, I'm going to break your legs.
616
00:29:09,618 --> 00:29:10,950
You people
still do that here?
617
00:29:11,020 --> 00:29:13,216
The casino doesn't,
but I still enjoy it. Listen, I...
618
00:29:13,290 --> 00:29:16,022
You just want to get me alone,
don't you?
619
00:29:16,395 --> 00:29:17,885
Be a good cop.
620
00:29:18,198 --> 00:29:19,928
Go upstairs, solve a murder...
621
00:29:20,001 --> 00:29:22,630
come back down.
Okay, here's the trick.
622
00:29:22,771 --> 00:29:24,967
Don't gamble
when you're feeling lucky.
623
00:29:25,041 --> 00:29:27,739
Gamble when
you're feeling really lucky.
624
00:29:28,146 --> 00:29:29,614
Really lucky.
625
00:29:37,327 --> 00:29:38,419
Are you feeling okay?
626
00:29:38,495 --> 00:29:39,588
I'm fine. Why?
627
00:29:39,664 --> 00:29:41,496
You just told a client
to stop gambling.
628
00:29:41,567 --> 00:29:42,591
No, I didn't.
629
00:29:42,668 --> 00:29:44,102
You did. I saw it
with my own eyes.
630
00:29:44,170 --> 00:29:45,832
Would you like
to keep it on DL, please?
631
00:29:45,906 --> 00:29:47,738
I feel sorry for him.
He's a civil servant.
632
00:29:47,809 --> 00:29:49,072
Yes, he's also cute and funny.
633
00:29:49,145 --> 00:29:52,513
I think there's a soft spot
to Samantha Jane Marquez's heart after all.
634
00:29:52,583 --> 00:29:53,983
Impossible.
Why's that?
635
00:29:54,052 --> 00:29:55,645
I have no heart.
636
00:29:56,690 --> 00:29:58,659
When my wife hired you...
637
00:29:58,726 --> 00:30:00,216
to do our floors...
638
00:30:00,294 --> 00:30:03,629
you were supposed to do it
in a timely manner.
639
00:30:04,268 --> 00:30:07,295
Now, as I understand it,
you're going to need a month.
640
00:30:07,372 --> 00:30:09,136
Maybe two.
Two.
641
00:30:09,208 --> 00:30:10,699
I'm an artist.
642
00:30:10,811 --> 00:30:14,112
I don't just do floors.
I touch them.
643
00:30:14,183 --> 00:30:15,673
I caress them.
644
00:30:15,986 --> 00:30:18,547
I let them speak to me.
645
00:30:19,157 --> 00:30:21,592
I really don't want you
to date my floors.
646
00:30:21,661 --> 00:30:24,256
I'd like you to sand 'em
and get the hell out of my house.
647
00:30:24,331 --> 00:30:25,993
It's not just the sanding.
648
00:30:26,068 --> 00:30:28,697
Your floors are going to need
at least nine coats of stain.
649
00:30:28,771 --> 00:30:29,761
Nine?
650
00:30:29,840 --> 00:30:31,365
They have suffered
years of neglect.
651
00:30:31,443 --> 00:30:33,878
And now it's up to me
to save them.
652
00:30:34,513 --> 00:30:36,243
Honestly,
I would rather die...
653
00:30:36,316 --> 00:30:39,412
than see your floors
go through that kind of abuse again.
654
00:30:39,488 --> 00:30:41,457
Well, death can be arranged.
655
00:30:41,524 --> 00:30:43,425
Are you threatening me?
656
00:30:46,398 --> 00:30:47,661
Gee. Gee.
657
00:30:50,037 --> 00:30:51,505
I don't know.
658
00:30:51,706 --> 00:30:54,198
I just don't know.
I mean, am I?
659
00:30:54,276 --> 00:30:56,040
Danny Greenspun,
Green Valley Ranch...
660
00:30:56,113 --> 00:30:58,640
he's been living in his casino
for two months...
661
00:30:58,717 --> 00:31:01,482
waiting for me
to finish his Brazilian teak.
662
00:31:01,554 --> 00:31:03,955
George Maloof
has been camping out at the Palms...
663
00:31:04,024 --> 00:31:06,460
while I buff out
his ivory maple...
664
00:31:06,929 --> 00:31:09,831
and Glenn Schaeffer's
stayin' at The Hotel at Mandalay...
665
00:31:09,901 --> 00:31:12,336
until I'm done
with his Amazon oak.
666
00:31:14,975 --> 00:31:16,307
So, Ed...
667
00:31:18,180 --> 00:31:19,648
Eddie Baby...
668
00:31:20,116 --> 00:31:21,378
Edster...
669
00:31:22,520 --> 00:31:26,014
you're going to wait your turn
just like everybody else.
670
00:31:37,109 --> 00:31:38,770
Come with me.
671
00:31:40,748 --> 00:31:42,238
Hi, honey.
What were you doin'?
672
00:31:42,316 --> 00:31:43,443
Me? Nothin'.
673
00:31:43,518 --> 00:31:46,580
So let me get this straight,
you want to shoot your video here...
674
00:31:46,657 --> 00:31:48,386
in the main casino?
It'll be perfect.
675
00:31:48,459 --> 00:31:50,256
Ladies dancin'
on top of the tables,
676
00:31:50,328 --> 00:31:52,821
my homies shooting dice
between their legs.
677
00:31:52,899 --> 00:31:56,632
Yeah, my father will never
shut down the casino floor. Not for anyone.
678
00:31:56,705 --> 00:31:59,106
But, look.
I'll supply the ladies.
679
00:32:00,277 --> 00:32:01,369
Can I have a sip of that?
680
00:32:01,445 --> 00:32:02,970
For sure, baby.
681
00:32:08,223 --> 00:32:09,714
So, you've figured
everything out?
682
00:32:09,792 --> 00:32:10,816
Yep.
683
00:32:10,893 --> 00:32:12,657
It actually wasn't that hard.
684
00:32:12,729 --> 00:32:15,529
Man, you are starting
to get on my nerves.
685
00:32:15,601 --> 00:32:18,537
So, Ronnie runs
a swinger's poker game...
686
00:32:18,605 --> 00:32:21,200
of which he takes
20% commission off the top.
687
00:32:21,276 --> 00:32:25,043
He also videotapes the winners
so he can dabble in mail-order porn...
688
00:32:25,114 --> 00:32:28,574
and blackmail,
which is what he does to Tommy O'Brien...
689
00:32:28,988 --> 00:32:31,355
who carries multiple IDs
and a ton of cash,
690
00:32:31,424 --> 00:32:33,416
because he's married
to multiple women.
691
00:32:33,494 --> 00:32:36,362
One of whom
is Madeline Pillsbury...
692
00:32:36,431 --> 00:32:38,628
our girl,
who also has multiple IDs...
693
00:32:38,702 --> 00:32:42,366
because she's a con artist,
a thief, and worried she stands to lose millions...
694
00:32:42,440 --> 00:32:45,070
if Tommy dies,
and her marriage is ruled illegal...
695
00:32:45,145 --> 00:32:48,047
because Tommy's
already married to Ann Wylie.
696
00:32:48,116 --> 00:32:50,348
So Madeline flies to Vegas...
697
00:32:50,420 --> 00:32:52,889
poisons her husband,
steals his money back in Boston...
698
00:32:52,957 --> 00:32:54,892
promptly returns to Vegas
to lure...
699
00:32:54,960 --> 00:32:56,986
Ronnie into a junkyard
in order to finish him...
700
00:32:57,063 --> 00:32:58,793
because Ronnie knows
about both wives.
701
00:32:58,866 --> 00:33:01,165
But you all showed up.
And Ronnie...
702
00:33:01,236 --> 00:33:06,199
armed with a gun, opens fire,
hoping to kill Madeline, who escapes in the melee...
703
00:33:06,311 --> 00:33:08,439
only to return
to Ronnie's house...
704
00:33:08,514 --> 00:33:10,073
and force-feed him
those dreaded...
705
00:33:10,150 --> 00:33:13,143
poisonous
chocolate-chip cookies until he dies.
706
00:33:15,892 --> 00:33:18,691
Looks like an Etch-a-Sketch
on acid to me.
707
00:33:18,829 --> 00:33:21,698
It still doesn't explain
why Madeline would bake poisoned cookies...
708
00:33:21,767 --> 00:33:23,326
if she intended
on shooting Ronnie.
709
00:33:23,403 --> 00:33:26,066
And how would Madeline know
that Ronnie had guns in his house?
710
00:33:26,140 --> 00:33:28,541
Why would Ronnie think
of taking a gun to the junkyard...
711
00:33:28,610 --> 00:33:30,842
if he's never used one before?
712
00:33:35,321 --> 00:33:39,089
Okay, maybe it was
Prof. Plum with the wrench in the billiard room.
713
00:33:39,160 --> 00:33:40,788
Security
from the Fashion Center...
714
00:33:40,863 --> 00:33:43,458
just sent over photos
of your suspect.
715
00:33:45,636 --> 00:33:48,937
The Fashion Center
recorded Madeline on six different cameras.
716
00:33:49,008 --> 00:33:51,102
It was too dark to identify
the second person.
717
00:33:51,178 --> 00:33:52,908
So we used
a facial recognition program...
718
00:33:52,981 --> 00:33:54,609
to extrapolate
any relevant shadows.
719
00:33:54,684 --> 00:33:56,516
Hey, Mitch.
When were these taken?
720
00:33:56,587 --> 00:33:57,576
Three days ago.
721
00:33:57,654 --> 00:33:59,681
The computers
plot out the dimensions...
722
00:33:59,759 --> 00:34:02,957
colors, and textures
of each photo and then stitch together the images...
723
00:34:03,029 --> 00:34:04,292
into a three-dimensional
quilt.
724
00:34:04,365 --> 00:34:06,357
Now we know what to get Nigel
for Christmas.
725
00:34:06,435 --> 00:34:08,097
Entering into 3-D.
726
00:34:13,212 --> 00:34:14,907
So Madeline stole the weapon.
727
00:34:14,981 --> 00:34:17,110
Now, who did she hand it to?
728
00:34:18,653 --> 00:34:20,622
That's Ann Wylie.
She lied to us.
729
00:34:20,689 --> 00:34:21,782
She knew about Madeline.
730
00:34:21,858 --> 00:34:24,760
Which would make her
the person shooting at us at the junkyard.
731
00:34:24,830 --> 00:34:26,856
She and Madeline
must've planned the whole thing.
732
00:34:26,933 --> 00:34:28,993
I'll bet neither one of them
was his first wife.
733
00:34:29,069 --> 00:34:31,061
Which means neither
was entitled to his money.
734
00:34:31,139 --> 00:34:33,233
I think
we just solved the case.
735
00:34:33,309 --> 00:34:35,437
Was it as good for you
as it was for me?
736
00:34:35,512 --> 00:34:36,980
Maybe better.
737
00:34:39,585 --> 00:34:40,712
You're flirting.
738
00:34:40,787 --> 00:34:41,845
Moi?
739
00:34:56,911 --> 00:34:58,937
Over there. Upstairs.
740
00:34:59,014 --> 00:35:00,039
Nice kick.
741
00:35:00,116 --> 00:35:01,607
You've got
five minutes, guys.
742
00:35:01,686 --> 00:35:03,017
Thank you.
743
00:35:04,857 --> 00:35:07,350
Looks like somebody
left in a hurry.
744
00:35:07,461 --> 00:35:11,092
And I'm guessing they took
the $3 million with them as well.
745
00:35:17,543 --> 00:35:18,943
What the...
746
00:35:21,382 --> 00:35:23,214
"VGT CYB."
747
00:35:23,485 --> 00:35:25,010
VGT is the airport code for...
748
00:35:25,088 --> 00:35:26,954
North Las Vegas
International Airport.
749
00:35:27,024 --> 00:35:29,823
Just thought
you might have thought it was a password or somethin'.
750
00:35:29,895 --> 00:35:30,920
No.
751
00:35:31,130 --> 00:35:33,656
Hey, Ed. It's Danny.
Listen, I need a flight itinerary...
752
00:35:33,734 --> 00:35:36,432
for all private jets
headed out of the North Las Vegas Airport...
753
00:35:36,505 --> 00:35:37,733
to Gerard-Smith International.
754
00:35:37,806 --> 00:35:39,536
You knew that, too?
755
00:35:39,676 --> 00:35:41,304
That's good.
Okay.
756
00:35:41,379 --> 00:35:44,817
You know, Mike, you're
not the only one who knows the CYB is the Grand Cayman.
757
00:35:44,884 --> 00:35:47,285
Did you also know
it was a popular destination for whales?
758
00:35:47,354 --> 00:35:49,916
For whales who had
a big weekend at the tables. Yes, I know.
759
00:35:49,992 --> 00:35:52,826
Our two suspects
are probably headed there now to make a deposit.
760
00:35:52,896 --> 00:35:54,455
You're a lot smarter
than you look.
761
00:35:54,666 --> 00:35:56,794
I'm smart like a fox.
762
00:36:10,456 --> 00:36:11,947
So where are we goin'?
763
00:36:12,025 --> 00:36:13,789
Hold it right there.
764
00:36:14,863 --> 00:36:16,889
We'll pass on the cookies.
765
00:36:22,040 --> 00:36:23,975
I was going to the spa.
Nope.
766
00:36:24,043 --> 00:36:25,909
Floors are done,
time to go home, honey.
767
00:36:25,980 --> 00:36:27,073
You're kidding.
768
00:36:27,148 --> 00:36:31,814
No. Nine coats, all finished.
Fix up the house. I'll see you tonight.
769
00:36:32,055 --> 00:36:34,753
You didn't have to
kill anybody, did you?
770
00:36:34,827 --> 00:36:35,953
Fortunately not.
771
00:36:36,029 --> 00:36:37,496
Didn't break any limbs?
772
00:36:37,564 --> 00:36:38,930
Not this time.
773
00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:41,401
How'd you get the floor guy
to finish so quickly?
774
00:36:41,470 --> 00:36:43,439
I made him a great deal.
775
00:37:10,380 --> 00:37:12,076
I know, it's amazing.
776
00:37:12,150 --> 00:37:14,848
Man, look. I want to thank you
for all your help.
777
00:37:14,921 --> 00:37:16,947
Well, I want to thank you.
778
00:37:17,458 --> 00:37:20,257
You know,
you're not such a bad guy for a murder suspect.
779
00:37:20,328 --> 00:37:22,730
Well, you're not so bad
for a mortician.
780
00:37:22,800 --> 00:37:23,960
I try.
781
00:37:24,302 --> 00:37:25,826
All right. Travel safe.
782
00:37:25,904 --> 00:37:27,099
I will.
783
00:37:32,247 --> 00:37:35,581
Samantha! Samantha!
So what's the damage?
784
00:37:35,652 --> 00:37:37,348
How much do I finally owe?
785
00:37:37,421 --> 00:37:40,153
You signed markers
for $93,000.
786
00:37:40,226 --> 00:37:41,318
$93,000?
787
00:37:41,394 --> 00:37:42,419
$93,000.
788
00:37:42,496 --> 00:37:43,987
Really?
Really.
789
00:37:45,568 --> 00:37:47,935
Well, sadly,
I think I'm short, like...
790
00:37:48,004 --> 00:37:50,166
$73,000.
791
00:37:52,044 --> 00:37:53,979
What? No.
792
00:37:54,047 --> 00:37:55,140
Woody. Woody.
793
00:37:55,216 --> 00:37:56,581
No. Sam, please. No.
794
00:37:56,650 --> 00:37:57,675
It'll cover it.
795
00:37:57,753 --> 00:37:59,949
Please, let me
keep the Viper.
796
00:38:03,495 --> 00:38:05,293
That's fine, just...
797
00:38:08,836 --> 00:38:11,897
You do realize that the IRS
is going to want taxes on the car.
798
00:38:11,974 --> 00:38:14,239
Great. I'm gonna have to work
two months of overtime...
799
00:38:14,310 --> 00:38:16,712
to pay for
a car I'll never drive.
800
00:38:17,816 --> 00:38:19,546
I'll see you later.
801
00:38:20,119 --> 00:38:22,555
I'm not leaving Vegas
empty-handed.
802
00:38:38,815 --> 00:38:41,877
So, I guess
I'll be seeing you.
803
00:38:41,953 --> 00:38:43,215
Whatever.
804
00:39:10,396 --> 00:39:12,023
Jordan, let's go.
805
00:39:29,792 --> 00:39:30,816
Hi.
806
00:39:32,396 --> 00:39:34,228
The floors are perfect.
807
00:39:34,299 --> 00:39:35,494
Really?
808
00:39:35,801 --> 00:39:37,997
It's amazing. How about that?
809
00:39:38,872 --> 00:39:41,274
I see you've taken over
your desk.
810
00:39:41,343 --> 00:39:45,179
Well, I'm sorry, honey.
I just assumed you were through with it, aren't you?
811
00:39:45,249 --> 00:39:46,580
Not quite.
812
00:39:49,656 --> 00:39:51,124
Look, Jill...
813
00:39:52,293 --> 00:39:54,455
I got a lot of work to do.
I really do.
814
00:39:54,529 --> 00:39:58,160
All work and no play
makes the President a very dull boy.
815
00:39:58,302 --> 00:39:59,702
Oh, man.
816
00:40:22,539 --> 00:40:24,770
You're not going to believe
what I had to do.
817
00:40:24,842 --> 00:40:29,076
I had to kind of go undercover
with that Jordan Cavanaugh from Boston.
818
00:40:29,282 --> 00:40:30,511
I heard.
819
00:40:31,218 --> 00:40:32,846
Nothin' happened.
820
00:40:33,622 --> 00:40:34,816
I know.
821
00:40:38,463 --> 00:40:40,364
You know what flavor...
822
00:40:40,766 --> 00:40:44,499
I never understood
was bubble-gum ice cream.
823
00:40:45,207 --> 00:40:47,039
You know, it just seems
so wrong to me.
824
00:40:47,110 --> 00:40:48,270
Bubble-gum ice cream?
825
00:40:48,344 --> 00:40:50,575
Yeah, sure.
Every once in a while you run into...
826
00:40:50,647 --> 00:40:53,049
a chunk of it
in the ice cream. And you can't chew it...
827
00:40:53,119 --> 00:40:55,315
because if you do,
you can't swallow the ice cream...
828
00:40:55,389 --> 00:40:58,883
because
if you swallow the ice cream, you could choke to death.
829
00:40:58,961 --> 00:41:01,055
You can always spit it out.
830
00:41:01,398 --> 00:41:04,061
Then why put it
in the ice cream in the first place?
831
00:41:04,135 --> 00:41:05,626
Good question.
832
00:41:07,507 --> 00:41:10,205
So, what're your thoughts
on rocky road?
833
00:41:10,879 --> 00:41:12,575
I'm hip with chocolate
and marshmallows.
834
00:41:12,648 --> 00:41:13,740
Yeah?
835
00:41:17,255 --> 00:41:19,349
Oops.
Sorry about that.
836
00:41:19,425 --> 00:41:20,757
Thank you.
837
00:41:26,702 --> 00:41:28,830
I don't know why,
but I love the strip.
838
00:41:28,906 --> 00:41:30,397
Yeah. Me, too.
839
00:41:30,942 --> 00:41:32,205
And ice cream.
840
00:41:32,278 --> 00:41:33,871
Yeah.
841
00:41:34,681 --> 00:41:36,309
You know, Mary...
842
00:41:36,384 --> 00:41:39,685
when we all went for ice cream
back in the seventh grade...
843
00:41:39,756 --> 00:41:42,351
the whole class
might've been there...
844
00:41:42,660 --> 00:41:45,290
but the only person that I saw
was you.
845
00:41:47,701 --> 00:41:49,329
So is this a date?
846
00:41:50,305 --> 00:41:51,933
Yeah, I think so.
847
00:41:52,976 --> 00:41:55,002
Not a very expensive date.
848
00:41:55,052 --> 00:41:59,602
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