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[Niles]
Previously on Doom Patrol...
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You told me
I could say goodbye!
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-[Jane] Chief!
-[Cliff yelling]
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What in the hell--
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Cliff's having
a psychotic break.
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[Cliff] I'm so angry!
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[Vic] Maybe Larry's not a hero.
But that thing inside him is.
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[man] Captain Trainor,
once a soldier,
always a soldier.
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[grunts]
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[Vic] What is this?
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[Jane] It's what Mr. Nobody
showed me in the donkey.
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-You made this up.
-Who are you?
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[Cliff] I'm the only one
here who can stand you.
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Jane, don't leave.
There's nowhere to go from here
but up.
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Jane, I'm sorry.
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[crow cawing]
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[Darren on radio] Agent Wilson,
the second we get your signal,
we're coming in hot.
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-[keyboard clacking]
-You got your ticket
to the freak show?
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Yeah.
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Good to go.
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[chuckles]
Don't catch anything.
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[all laughing]
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You got this, Morris.
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Let's tear it up.
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[upbeat music playing]
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[people chattering]
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He's new.
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Who's the new hottie?
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[Darren on radio]
How bad it is, Agent?
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Abnormal to a factor of what?
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Stand by.
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[billboard chiming]
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[Darren] Talk to me, Morris.
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-Agent Wilson,
what's your 20?
-[radio static scratching]
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[rumbling]
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Agent Wilson?
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Agent Wilson!
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Go, go, go!
Let's go!
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God damn it! Fuck!
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[drilling]
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[Cliff]
You ever get a rat stuck
in you before?
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-No.
-Do I smell?
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-I'm worried I smell,
and no one's telling me.
-You don't smell.
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[Cliff] 'Cause who the hell
knows what that frigging thing
was doing
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while it was inside me.
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I just rewired your circuits
and patched up your nutrient
tank. You're fine.
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Shouldn't we at least
just spray a little Lysol
in here,
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maybe, you know,
hang an air freshener.
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-Maybe you could
light a candle--
-Cliff!
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You think Jane's okay?
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She's Jane. She's fine.
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[Cliff]
I gotta make things right
with her.
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Okay, help me out here.
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What part of her telling you
to F off last night, didn't land?
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[Cliff] Hey, remember when you
thought not cursing would get
you into the Justice League?
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What's up your ass?
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Oh, is it 'cause of Jane's
psycho killer painting of you,
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where you killed us all?
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-Shut up, Cliff.
-Yeah, that sucked.
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If you're feeling any homicidal
urges, just gives us a little
heads up, all right?
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-[metal clanks]
-I said, shut up.
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[imitating music from Psycho]
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[Cliff] I'm gonna come for you.
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[breathing heavily]
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Sir, he's awake.
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What's going on?
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Where am I?
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[Forsythe] Welcome to your new
base of operations, Captain Trainor.
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I'm Agent Charles Forsythe,
DOD.
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DOD?
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Why are you--
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You and I are going to
accomplish great things
together, Captain.
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The radioactive energy
within you is formidable.
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We're gonna see if we can
find a way to harness it.
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What the hell
are you talking about?
I never agreed to any of this.
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[Forsythe] I'm afraid this
isn't negotiable, soldier.
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-Your service is compulsory.
-Compulsory?
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-[gasps]
-[gas hissing]
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[coughing]
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Hey! Hey!
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[continues coughing]
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[gasps]
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[panting]
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Jesus.
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[phone ringing]
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[Jane on recording] Hey,
The Chief's still missing.
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If you have any useful
information, leave it here.
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If you don't, why the fuck
are you wasting my time?
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-[machine beeps]
-[Jane] Hey, guys, it's me.
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Hope you're all doing okay.
Rita, if you get this,
I have cute little thing--
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[Cliff]
Jane, hey, I'm glad you called.
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Uh, I'm really sorry about
what I said last night.
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That wasn't me.
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I had a rat in my head.
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It's okay. I get it.
We all have rats in our heads
sometimes.
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-Yeah. so, are we good?
-Oh, my God, totally.
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It's cool beans.
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[sighs] Are you gonna
come home?
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Hmm, wait. I'm sorry.
Who is this?
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-Cliff.
-[Jane] Oh, right, right!
Hi, Cliff.
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Listen, I gotta jam, okay?
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Just let Rita know I'm having
a little thing tonight at Doug's place,
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and I hope she can make it.
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It'll be super chill.
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-Whose place?
-Thanks so much, Cliffie.
Heart you. [blows kisses]
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-Is she okay?
-I think.
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She said everything was...
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-"cool beans."
-"Cool beans"?
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-Oh, God.
-What?
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Whenever Jane is feeling
particularly low,
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this one persona manifests
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and runs off to some ridiculous
fantasy life she's created for herself.
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She's by far the worst
of the 64.
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[Cliff] Who?
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Karen.
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She's a love-struck psycho,
stunted by her obsession
with rom-coms from the '90s.
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If I had to guess,
I'd say she's on her way back
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to her leading man right now.
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Some milquetoast layabout
named Doug.
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Go get 'em, girl.
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[kisses]
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[exhales]
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[Rita] She's broken up
with him about 1,000 times.
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But somehow, she always manages
to win him back.
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[Karen] Stand under here
if you'd like.
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No. No, no, no.
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-Look, I'm not doing this again.
-Wait!
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Wait. I'm so sorry I left.
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I made a-- [grunts]
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-[Karen exclaims]
-Whoa, hey, hey.
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-[Karen whimpering]
-[clears throat]
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[Karen pants]
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I'm sorry.
I make a terrible umbrella.
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Doug, I know you have no reason
to take me back, and I can't guarantee
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that things won't end up
the same way they did last time,
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but the one thing I can guarantee
is that I'll love you forever.
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-[Karen chuckles]
-What am I going to do with you?
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[both laugh]
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[Larry] Don't let Mr. Nobody
get in your head, Vic.
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It's just a painting.
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-Niles would know
what to make of it.
-Yeah.
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[Larry] He would.
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-[doorbell rings]
-[door unlocks]
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[door shuts]
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[Larry] Danny Cakes.
178 Danny Street.
Springfield, Ohio.
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[machine chiming]
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There's no Danny Street
in Springfield.
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According to this, there is.
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And someone there
knows something about Niles.
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[Larry] Follow the cake, Vic.
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Always follow the cake.
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"Where's Niles?"
asked the cake shop.
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That's not weird at all.
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[creaking nearby]
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[whistling]
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[sputters lips]
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[dance music playing
on speakers]
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Right this way, gentlemen.
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Have a nice time.
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I'll be right with you, boys.
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[Vic] Could you tell us where--
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-[music stops]
-[scattered applause]
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[microphone feedback
resounding]
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Give it up for my Saucy
Songbirds, ladies and gentlemen.
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[whistling
and scattered applause]
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Yes! Boys,
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girls, and all those
in between.
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Welcome to Peeping Tom's
Perpetual Cabaret.
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I'm your host,
Maura Lee Karupt.
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How y'all feeling?
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-[ice clinking in glass]
-What, are they shooting
an Ambien commercial in here?
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Okay, well,
maybe this will cheer you up.
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It appears we have
two new guests with us.
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Oh, look at these two
serving us Terminator, King Tut
realness, honey. [chuckles]
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The word on the street is
that you're friends of Niles Caulder.
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Who told you that?
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-Danny did.
-Who's Danny?
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Oh, child,
is your battery slow?
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Danny is all around you.
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Danny the Street.
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Danny's on the street?
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I think she's saying
Danny is a street.
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The street's a "he"?
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Danny's gender queer,
and they use non-binary pronouns.
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Uh-huh. Okay.
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-[Vic sighs]
-[Maura Lee]
Oh, isn't that cute?
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Robo-boy doesn't understand
non-binary.
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Let me see if I can explain
it to you in a language
you can understand. Um...
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01-001-110.
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Make sense?
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Just give me one second.
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Trying to find
my middle finger emoji. It's...
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Oh, this sweet little snack's
a bit salty.
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I like it.
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If you ever want to leave
Westworld and come live
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with the Dannyzens,
you just let me know.
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-The who?
-Danny travels all over the world,
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picking up those of us
who have slipped through
society's cracks.
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We call ourselves
the Dannyzens.
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Oh.
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What?
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Maybe I should let them
explain for themselves.
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Go ahead.
Ask Danny a question.
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Um, Danny, do you know
Niles Caulder?
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So do we.
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Niles is missing.
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[doorbell ringing]
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[gasps] Oh, my God, yay!
Rita, you made it!
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-Karen.
-Hey, Karen!
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Cliffie, right?
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So great to finally meet you
in person.
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Jane's told me all about you.
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[Cliff] Like what?
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Oh, um...
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-[Cliff] Seriously?
-Okay, so here's the sitch.
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Doug's family just got in,
and, well, things are
a little tense. [chuckles]
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[Doug] Can you just cut her
a little slack?
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[Doug's Father] Jumping Christ
on a Pogo stick!
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[Doug] Listen, Karen and I
are in love.
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-[Geri groans]
-And we're getting back
together again.
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-And that's that.
-[Geri] Douglas, please.
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-Since you were born--
-Nine hours of labor,
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this woman screamed through
with you. Nine!
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I swaddled you. I fed you
with these breasts.
I loved you.
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And I tried to give you
everything, so you could have
the best life possible.
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We came from miners,
God damn it!
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Nothing to our name but coal!
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And now, now, you're willing
to throw it all away on that
trash witch whore.
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-Whoa, Mom. Whoa.
-[Michaela chuckles]
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-Harsh.
-Right?
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I need you to help me
lighten the mood.
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What? No.
Why would I do that?
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Duh, 'cause we're best friends.
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No, we're not.
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Oh, my God, Rita,
you're so weird. Come.
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Um...
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Oh. Sorry, Cliffie,
I would totally invite you in,
but I really need tonight
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-to go well.
-Oh.
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And you're sort of weird
and creepy, so... [chuckles]
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[Cliff] I just... I...
I just wanted to tell you,
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to tell all of you, I'm sorry.
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Uh-huh.
243
00:18:42,025 --> 00:18:43,795
The street talks.
244
00:18:43,826 --> 00:18:46,596
Of course the street talks.
Why wouldn't the street talk?
245
00:18:46,596 --> 00:18:52,700
Well, donkey dimension,
Decreator, group therapy.
Just ride the wave, Vic.
246
00:18:52,701 --> 00:18:56,373
Hey.
247
00:18:56,405 --> 00:18:58,039
We were hoping
that you could tell us.
248
00:18:58,075 --> 00:19:00,778
[Larry] That's
why we followed your cake.
249
00:19:00,810 --> 00:19:05,810
Can I ask you why your street
is so empty?
250
00:19:11,519 --> 00:19:12,519
Why?
251
00:19:29,137 --> 00:19:33,189
[Larry] Who's Darren Jones?
252
00:19:41,183 --> 00:19:42,683
[grunting]
253
00:20:06,608 --> 00:20:08,710
Extraordinary.
254
00:20:14,285 --> 00:20:16,220
Tell me about Ellsworth.
255
00:20:16,221 --> 00:20:17,685
[Larry] I'm not
telling you anything.
256
00:20:17,688 --> 00:20:20,923
How about Charleston
or Edwards?
257
00:20:20,959 --> 00:20:24,259
Quite a few transfers
in such a short period of time.
258
00:20:24,295 --> 00:20:25,828
It's not normal.
259
00:20:25,863 --> 00:20:29,499
It seems you've struggled
with normalcy your entire life.
260
00:20:29,530 --> 00:20:31,067
Fuck you.
261
00:20:31,102 --> 00:20:35,372
Now you're concerned about
collateral damage? In Havana?
262
00:20:35,404 --> 00:20:38,173
You wanted a contingency plan.
Here it is!
263
00:20:38,208 --> 00:20:40,606
[hangs up phone]
264
00:20:43,614 --> 00:20:46,214
Good news,
Captain Trainor.
265
00:20:46,250 --> 00:20:49,118
A new mission
has presented itself.
266
00:20:49,153 --> 00:20:53,891
The Red Menace is knocking
on our door, not 100 miles
from Miami.
267
00:20:53,923 --> 00:20:59,162
Thousands of American lives
in the balance.
268
00:20:59,163 --> 00:21:01,499
What the hell do you people
want from me?
269
00:21:01,530 --> 00:21:05,769
It's not about what we want.
It's about what we're offering.
270
00:21:05,803 --> 00:21:08,837
Your chance to serve
your country.
271
00:21:08,872 --> 00:21:10,574
To be a real man.
272
00:21:10,606 --> 00:21:15,606
Better than that,
your chance to be a hero.
273
00:21:18,248 --> 00:21:19,682
Go to hell.
274
00:21:19,717 --> 00:21:24,717
[Forsythe]
I'm going to need you to
go there for me, Captain.
275
00:21:26,355 --> 00:21:28,905
[buzzer sounding]
276
00:21:39,368 --> 00:21:42,220
[breathing heavily]
277
00:21:46,875 --> 00:21:47,942
[electric crackling]
278
00:21:47,978 --> 00:21:49,326
[yelling]
279
00:21:58,520 --> 00:22:03,520
[Vic] Yo, Danny,
what's the Bureau of Normalcy?
280
00:22:03,928 --> 00:22:08,566
[Larry] It's a top secret
government agency, run by
a bunch of demented zealots.
281
00:22:08,597 --> 00:22:12,102
They stomp out anything
they deem to be aberrations.
282
00:22:12,134 --> 00:22:13,769
And you know this how?
283
00:22:13,804 --> 00:22:18,804
[Larry] Why are they
after you, Danny?
284
00:22:19,977 --> 00:22:24,114
[Maura Lee] All right now,
no need to get cheeky, Danny.
285
00:22:24,145 --> 00:22:26,517
We can tell them
the whole story.
286
00:22:26,548 --> 00:22:27,983
Couple of years back,
287
00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:31,054
Darren Jones botched
a search-and-destroy mission
on Danny.
288
00:22:31,086 --> 00:22:33,589
Lost his partner
in the process.
289
00:22:33,624 --> 00:22:37,972
[Larry]
What happened to him?
290
00:22:43,567 --> 00:22:48,171
He became Maura Lee Karupt.
291
00:22:48,203 --> 00:22:49,740
Karen,
292
00:22:49,772 --> 00:22:54,772
are you sure getting back
into this relationship
is the best idea?
293
00:22:54,877 --> 00:22:58,647
Does Doug even know
about your situation?
294
00:22:58,682 --> 00:23:04,354
Okay, I know I can be
a lot sometimes.
295
00:23:04,355 --> 00:23:08,290
But Doug and I have a real
chance of actually being
happy together.
296
00:23:08,325 --> 00:23:09,826
Shouldn't we at least try?
297
00:23:09,858 --> 00:23:12,863
Even though you both make me
want to vomit into my purse,
298
00:23:12,895 --> 00:23:17,895
I can admit that you make
a cute-ish couple.
299
00:23:18,733 --> 00:23:20,135
Come here.
300
00:23:20,170 --> 00:23:24,307
-[both chuckle]
-Come here.
301
00:23:24,339 --> 00:23:26,978
-[giggles]
-Yeah.
302
00:23:27,009 --> 00:23:30,614
-God, you're such a fucking sap!
-Hammerhead.
303
00:23:30,646 --> 00:23:32,217
-What are you doing--
-Shut up!
304
00:23:32,250 --> 00:23:35,353
It wasn't easy yanking
that twat off the fucking
driver's seat,
305
00:23:35,385 --> 00:23:39,521
so I have to make this quick.
Get us the fuck out of here, now!
306
00:23:39,557 --> 00:23:41,357
Do it yourself!
Or make Jane do it.
307
00:23:41,393 --> 00:23:44,528
Jane's not around.
How do you think we got stuck
with Basic Bitch Barbie!
308
00:23:44,560 --> 00:23:47,412
Well, where is she?
309
00:23:53,671 --> 00:23:56,240
Don't worry about Jane, okay?
310
00:23:56,271 --> 00:23:58,442
Worry about Karen.
She's dangerous.
311
00:23:58,442 --> 00:24:02,211
And the more people
indulge this Nora Ephron
bullshit of hers,
312
00:24:02,246 --> 00:24:05,048
the harder it is
to make her let go.
313
00:24:05,082 --> 00:24:06,650
She's just wants to be happy.
314
00:24:06,682 --> 00:24:09,818
-Is that so wrong?
-Give me a fuckin' break, okay?
315
00:24:09,854 --> 00:24:13,057
She has that walking
half-chub Doug
316
00:24:13,089 --> 00:24:15,290
under her weird
little fucking love spell.
317
00:24:15,325 --> 00:24:16,992
Love spell?
318
00:24:17,028 --> 00:24:20,432
I swear to God, Rita,
if that dick gets anywhere near
my fucking bush,
319
00:24:20,463 --> 00:24:24,500
I'm gonna fucking kill you,
okay? And if I get fucked,
you get fucked. Hmm.
320
00:24:24,535 --> 00:24:28,373
Can we go back to the part
about Karen's love spell?
321
00:24:28,404 --> 00:24:33,404
Mmm, whatever you do,
don't fall for that fucking
bitch's--
322
00:24:36,246 --> 00:24:40,016
[sighs]
323
00:24:40,048 --> 00:24:41,585
Dougie?
324
00:24:41,617 --> 00:24:43,653
-[Doug] Yeah?
-You want another beer?
325
00:24:43,685 --> 00:24:44,988
[Doug] Thanks, hon.
326
00:24:45,019 --> 00:24:47,021
[squealing]
327
00:24:47,057 --> 00:24:48,826
-Karen.
-Hmm.
328
00:24:48,857 --> 00:24:52,630
I want nothing more
than for you to be happy.
329
00:24:52,663 --> 00:24:56,834
Really, I do,
but maybe just slow down.
330
00:24:56,865 --> 00:25:01,637
You're right.
I totally hear you.
331
00:25:01,672 --> 00:25:04,173
[Karen] Douglas Jay Calhoon.
332
00:25:04,207 --> 00:25:05,207
Yeah.
333
00:25:05,209 --> 00:25:10,209
I can't go another day
without being your wife.
334
00:25:11,248 --> 00:25:12,750
[Doug sobs]
335
00:25:12,781 --> 00:25:15,617
Would you do me the honor
of becoming my husband?
336
00:25:15,653 --> 00:25:18,453
-[gasps] Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
-[both laugh]
337
00:25:18,489 --> 00:25:19,890
That's it! That's it!
338
00:25:19,923 --> 00:25:21,826
No, I can't, I can't do this.
339
00:25:21,857 --> 00:25:24,662
Douglas, you cannot
marry this woman!
340
00:25:24,693 --> 00:25:27,198
-Mom.
-No, I have to say this.
341
00:25:27,230 --> 00:25:30,467
She just waltzes in your life.
She tears it to shreds.
342
00:25:30,500 --> 00:25:32,836
And then she breezes out
whenever it suits her.
343
00:25:32,868 --> 00:25:34,538
Dude, she's a ticking
time bomb.
344
00:25:34,569 --> 00:25:36,207
Stay out of this, Mick.
345
00:25:36,240 --> 00:25:38,607
The last time she left,
you wouldn't get out of bed
for six months!
346
00:25:38,642 --> 00:25:42,577
If you marry Karen,
then that's it. We're done.
347
00:25:42,613 --> 00:25:47,250
[Doug] Whoa.
348
00:25:47,284 --> 00:25:51,034
Do you all feel this way?
349
00:25:55,258 --> 00:25:57,594
-Dougie...
-Hmm?
350
00:25:57,626 --> 00:26:01,396
don't choose
between me and your family.
351
00:26:01,431 --> 00:26:06,304
Just choose love.
352
00:26:06,336 --> 00:26:08,404
-Yes. Yes! A thousand times yes.
-[Geri] Oh, my God.
353
00:26:08,439 --> 00:26:13,439
-[Karen] I love you so much.
-No, no, no! For fucking Christ's sake.
354
00:26:14,912 --> 00:26:16,944
-[Geri squealing]
-Congratulations!
355
00:26:16,980 --> 00:26:19,347
[laughing]
356
00:26:19,383 --> 00:26:21,616
[Michaela]
Guys! It's about time.
357
00:26:21,652 --> 00:26:24,086
Oh, yes! What?
358
00:26:24,118 --> 00:26:27,191
[Joe laughing]
A toast!
359
00:26:27,223 --> 00:26:30,794
Karen, the day you came
into our lives...
360
00:26:30,826 --> 00:26:32,828
You're everything
I hoped my son...
361
00:26:32,863 --> 00:26:36,598
-Oh! Don't you start now.
-I can't even...
362
00:26:36,634 --> 00:26:38,500
[Geri] All right,
let's have a drink, yeah?
363
00:26:38,535 --> 00:26:39,635
Okay.
364
00:26:39,670 --> 00:26:41,170
[laughing]
365
00:27:02,125 --> 00:27:04,075
[Cliff] Punk.
366
00:27:07,230 --> 00:27:11,934
[Larry] Do those people
out there have any idea
who you used to work for?
367
00:27:11,969 --> 00:27:14,971
I tired to tell them, but I...
368
00:27:15,005 --> 00:27:18,709
[sighs] I can't.
369
00:27:18,740 --> 00:27:20,644
I'm not a bad person.
370
00:27:20,678 --> 00:27:22,479
You work for the Bureau
of Normalcy.
371
00:27:22,511 --> 00:27:24,515
I know exactly what kind
of person you are.
372
00:27:24,548 --> 00:27:29,548
You don't know
a damn thing about me.
373
00:27:31,055 --> 00:27:34,423
For a long time,
neither did I.
374
00:27:34,458 --> 00:27:37,326
I was supposed to
hate this place.
375
00:27:37,362 --> 00:27:42,362
Working for the Bureau,
you're supposed to hate
anything that's abnormal.
376
00:27:43,834 --> 00:27:45,903
[Maura Lee] But I couldn't.
377
00:27:45,934 --> 00:27:49,506
Something about Danny
felt right.
378
00:27:49,538 --> 00:27:50,740
It felt like home.
379
00:27:50,772 --> 00:27:53,772
[indistinct chatter]
380
00:28:03,019 --> 00:28:08,019
A weight had been
lifted off me.
381
00:28:08,226 --> 00:28:09,625
[Darren on radio]
How bad it is, Agent?
382
00:28:09,625 --> 00:28:11,461
Abnormal to a factor of what?
383
00:28:11,493 --> 00:28:12,845
Stand by.
384
00:28:19,036 --> 00:28:23,986
[audience cheering
and whistling]
385
00:28:36,053 --> 00:28:38,288
[Maura Lee] I felt lighter.
386
00:28:38,320 --> 00:28:42,226
Like I was more of myself
than I had ever been.
387
00:28:42,259 --> 00:28:47,259
[Darren] Agent Wilson,
what do you see?
388
00:28:49,798 --> 00:28:53,769
Agent Wilson.
389
00:28:53,804 --> 00:28:56,641
Agent Wilson.
390
00:28:56,673 --> 00:29:00,711
[Maura Lee] And that's when
Maura Lee Karupt was born.
391
00:29:00,743 --> 00:29:05,743
My drag name was my own
personal "fuck you" to the Bureau.
392
00:29:06,451 --> 00:29:10,886
I knew then I couldn't let
any harm come to this place.
393
00:29:10,921 --> 00:29:14,057
So I tipped Danny off.
394
00:29:14,089 --> 00:29:17,259
And they were able to jump
before Darren could attack.
395
00:29:17,294 --> 00:29:18,942
[inaudible]
396
00:29:22,731 --> 00:29:25,669
Yes, Danny can jump.
397
00:29:25,701 --> 00:29:27,069
Anywhere around the world,
398
00:29:27,104 --> 00:29:31,575
which is a helpful thing,
because Darren's obsessed.
399
00:29:31,606 --> 00:29:34,678
[sighs] He's been
following us ever since.
400
00:29:34,711 --> 00:29:37,779
He just won't let it go.
401
00:29:37,815 --> 00:29:39,250
[Larry] The Bureau never does.
402
00:29:39,281 --> 00:29:42,884
Danny is supposed to be
a safe haven for people like us.
403
00:29:42,920 --> 00:29:45,489
But nobody feels safe
here anymore.
404
00:29:45,520 --> 00:29:47,191
It's not right.
405
00:29:47,222 --> 00:29:52,222
No one should ever have
to feel uncomfortable
in their own skin.
406
00:29:52,796 --> 00:29:56,932
I don't know how much longer
we can keep this up.
407
00:29:56,967 --> 00:29:59,103
They all seem
pretty happy to me.
408
00:29:59,134 --> 00:30:03,207
Trust me,
those people are scared.
409
00:30:03,240 --> 00:30:07,277
But, still, they show up
with a brave face
and come anyway.
410
00:30:07,308 --> 00:30:10,681
-Why?
-For Danny.
411
00:30:10,712 --> 00:30:13,951
It's a perpetual cabaret
for a reason.
412
00:30:13,982 --> 00:30:17,721
This street thrives
on the Dannyzens' happiness.
413
00:30:17,755 --> 00:30:21,557
We keep the party going,
we keep Danny going.
414
00:30:21,592 --> 00:30:23,326
But we're running on fumes.
415
00:30:23,358 --> 00:30:24,596
If the party stops...
416
00:30:24,627 --> 00:30:29,627
Then Danny's heart stops
right along with it.
And they win.
417
00:30:30,567 --> 00:30:33,871
The Bureau of Normalcy.
418
00:30:33,903 --> 00:30:37,473
[Maura Lee sighs]
419
00:30:37,508 --> 00:30:42,508
"Normal" ain't nothing
but a state of mind.
420
00:30:47,817 --> 00:30:49,019
[Vic] We need
to help these people.
421
00:30:49,019 --> 00:30:50,752
[Larry] We don't need
to do anything.
422
00:30:50,788 --> 00:30:52,756
Man, look at this place!
423
00:30:52,788 --> 00:30:56,294
And you seriously want
to run away, again?
424
00:30:56,326 --> 00:30:59,230
I don't need to
justify myself to you.
425
00:30:59,261 --> 00:31:02,633
If I have to bow out
of this one, then I'll bow out.
426
00:31:02,664 --> 00:31:04,166
I'm not going up
against the Bureau.
427
00:31:04,201 --> 00:31:07,604
What the hell's going on
with you, man?
428
00:31:07,636 --> 00:31:12,438
What did those people
do to you?
429
00:31:13,576 --> 00:31:15,747
Just forget it.
430
00:31:15,778 --> 00:31:19,317
Man, I thought you was done
with the whole Cowardly Lion
routine, huh?
431
00:31:19,348 --> 00:31:21,486
Aren't you sick
of being that guy?
432
00:31:21,519 --> 00:31:23,921
[Larry] And what kind
of guy are you, Vic?
433
00:31:23,952 --> 00:31:25,923
You're a hero, right?
434
00:31:25,954 --> 00:31:28,057
Maybe you could teach me
to be more like you.
435
00:31:28,092 --> 00:31:31,930
Or maybe, maybe, Mr. Nobody
was onto something.
436
00:31:31,961 --> 00:31:37,261
Should I buy my cape
before or after
I kill my family and friends?
437
00:31:37,901 --> 00:31:41,636
[scoffs]
438
00:31:41,672 --> 00:31:43,972
If you want to bail,
then bail.
439
00:31:44,008 --> 00:31:46,611
I'm done trying to
stiffen your spine.
440
00:31:46,644 --> 00:31:51,644
[Larry]
Good. 'Cause I'm done letting
other people tell me who I am.
441
00:31:54,785 --> 00:31:56,134
[panting]
442
00:32:01,589 --> 00:32:03,361
I underestimated you, Captain.
443
00:32:03,394 --> 00:32:08,199
I thought you were nothing
but a degenerate
radioactive flyboy.
444
00:32:08,230 --> 00:32:11,500
But it seems you are
so much more.
445
00:32:11,535 --> 00:32:14,806
What happened?
446
00:32:14,837 --> 00:32:19,837
-[Larry yelling on video]
-[electricity crackling on video]
447
00:32:23,547 --> 00:32:26,449
[breathing heavily]
448
00:32:26,481 --> 00:32:28,684
What the hell is that?
449
00:32:28,720 --> 00:32:33,720
That, Captain Trainor,
is what's really inside you.
450
00:32:34,156 --> 00:32:39,096
That is who you really are.
451
00:32:39,127 --> 00:32:42,731
[man screaming on video]
452
00:32:42,766 --> 00:32:47,201
[man yells]
453
00:32:47,237 --> 00:32:48,439
[gasps]
454
00:32:48,471 --> 00:32:53,471
I do. I do. I do.
I do. I do. I do.
455
00:32:54,845 --> 00:32:57,145
[chuckles] Hey, Ri-Ri.
456
00:32:57,181 --> 00:33:00,250
I understand
that you love Doug,
457
00:33:00,284 --> 00:33:02,785
but we all know you're just
going to end up leaving him again.
458
00:33:02,786 --> 00:33:04,819
What? No.
459
00:33:04,855 --> 00:33:06,624
Dougie and I are endgame.
[chuckles]
460
00:33:06,655 --> 00:33:11,493
I don't know what that means.
I just know that it's youthful
and irritating.
461
00:33:11,528 --> 00:33:17,467
It means me and Doug
are going to be
together forever.
462
00:33:17,468 --> 00:33:20,371
Oh, for Christ's sake, Karen,
cut the shit!
463
00:33:20,403 --> 00:33:23,640
That man and his family
don't have a say
in what's happening.
464
00:33:23,673 --> 00:33:25,776
What you're doing is wrong.
465
00:33:25,807 --> 00:33:26,875
What am I doing?
466
00:33:26,910 --> 00:33:29,113
Your little spell.
467
00:33:29,144 --> 00:33:30,279
Oh, whatever.
468
00:33:30,314 --> 00:33:31,913
Dough's love for you
isn't real.
469
00:33:31,949 --> 00:33:33,182
Yes, it is!
470
00:33:33,217 --> 00:33:35,986
Why are you being
so extra right now, ugh!
471
00:33:36,019 --> 00:33:37,386
Then prove it.
472
00:33:37,421 --> 00:33:42,192
If your love is real,
then break the spell.
473
00:33:42,226 --> 00:33:45,194
You know what, Rita?
474
00:33:45,229 --> 00:33:48,663
Why don't you
crawl out of my ass
and go fuck yourself?
475
00:33:48,699 --> 00:33:50,034
Excuse me.
476
00:33:50,067 --> 00:33:51,836
Don't put your shit on me
477
00:33:51,868 --> 00:33:56,073
just because your life is like
Grey Gardens level pathetic.
478
00:33:56,105 --> 00:33:58,643
If your goal is to be
a walking cautionary tale,
479
00:33:58,643 --> 00:34:01,278
well, congrats,
consider me cautioned.
480
00:34:01,313 --> 00:34:07,884
I will do everything in my
power to never end up like you,
a sad, tired old crone
481
00:34:07,884 --> 00:34:12,885
who is so ridiculously past
her prime, she doesn't even
know it.
482
00:34:15,791 --> 00:34:19,563
Believe me, I know it.
483
00:34:19,596 --> 00:34:21,097
Oh, my gosh.
484
00:34:21,130 --> 00:34:23,132
Oh, my God. I am so sorry.
485
00:34:23,166 --> 00:34:26,302
That is... That is totally
the stress talking.
486
00:34:26,335 --> 00:34:28,539
-Hmm.
-Honey, it's just that
487
00:34:28,572 --> 00:34:32,375
today is a special day,
and we really need
to get ready.
488
00:34:32,409 --> 00:34:33,744
Okay?
489
00:34:33,777 --> 00:34:36,679
-Ready?
-Mmm-hmm.
490
00:34:36,713 --> 00:34:38,063
For what?
491
00:34:55,331 --> 00:34:58,481
[dance music playing]
492
00:35:06,175 --> 00:35:09,746
[Cliff] Really, dude,
is that all you got?
493
00:35:09,780 --> 00:35:11,815
Think you can do better?
494
00:35:11,849 --> 00:35:16,619
[Cliff]
I've seen Flashdance 87 times.
What do you think?
495
00:35:16,652 --> 00:35:19,255
Okay, kittens.
496
00:35:19,289 --> 00:35:23,025
It's time for karaoke.
497
00:35:23,059 --> 00:35:25,463
Oh, hey, mommy dearest.
498
00:35:25,496 --> 00:35:27,965
All new comers are welcome.
499
00:35:27,998 --> 00:35:32,347
There's a price of admission.
500
00:35:36,239 --> 00:35:40,143
You gotta sing, baby.
501
00:35:40,177 --> 00:35:41,512
[Larry] I don't sing.
502
00:35:41,545 --> 00:35:46,545
[Asa] Well, we have to keep
this party popping, okay?
503
00:35:49,518 --> 00:35:52,922
Don't be scared.
504
00:35:52,956 --> 00:35:54,791
I'm not scared.
505
00:35:54,824 --> 00:35:57,661
[Asa chuckles]
506
00:35:57,693 --> 00:36:01,293
[Asa] Then get up there.
507
00:36:36,333 --> 00:36:40,137
[Larry] "We come into
this world unknown,
508
00:36:40,170 --> 00:36:44,108
but know
that we are not alone.
509
00:36:44,141 --> 00:36:47,110
They try to knock us down,
510
00:36:47,143 --> 00:36:48,677
but change is coming.
511
00:36:48,677 --> 00:36:49,679
It's our time now."
512
00:36:49,679 --> 00:36:55,771
♪ Hey, everybody loses it ♪
513
00:36:56,121 --> 00:37:03,121
♪ Everybody wants to throw it
All away sometimes ♪
514
00:37:04,693 --> 00:37:07,264
♪ And, hey ♪
515
00:37:07,297 --> 00:37:10,802
♪ Yeah, I know what
You're going through ♪
516
00:37:10,835 --> 00:37:13,704
♪ Don't let it get
The best of you ♪
517
00:37:13,737 --> 00:37:18,737
♪ You'll make it out alive ♪
518
00:37:18,775 --> 00:37:19,978
♪ Oh ♪
519
00:37:20,010 --> 00:37:23,380
[both] ♪ People like us
We gotta stick together ♪
520
00:37:23,414 --> 00:37:27,117
♪ Keep your head up
Nothing lasts forever ♪
521
00:37:27,152 --> 00:37:30,855
♪ Here's to the damned
To the lost and forgotten ♪
522
00:37:30,855 --> 00:37:34,659
♪ It's hard to get high when
You're living on the bottom ♪
523
00:37:34,692 --> 00:37:37,460
♪ Oh, whoa
Oh, whoa ♪
524
00:37:37,494 --> 00:37:42,231
♪ We are all misfits
Living in a world on fire ♪
525
00:37:42,266 --> 00:37:44,835
♪ Oh, whoa
Oh, whoa ♪
526
00:37:44,869 --> 00:37:47,605
♪ Sing it for
The people like us ♪
527
00:37:47,637 --> 00:37:49,606
♪ The people like us ♪
528
00:37:49,639 --> 00:37:51,239
[Maura Lee] ♪ Hey ♪
529
00:37:51,275 --> 00:37:52,543
[crowd cheering]
530
00:37:52,576 --> 00:37:55,579
♪ This is not a funeral ♪
531
00:37:55,612 --> 00:37:58,748
♪ It's a revolution after all ♪
532
00:37:58,782 --> 00:38:03,782
♪ Your tears have
Turned to rain ♪
533
00:38:04,487 --> 00:38:07,192
♪ Just wait ♪
534
00:38:07,224 --> 00:38:11,327
[Larry and Maura Lee]
♪ Everything will be okay ♪
535
00:38:11,362 --> 00:38:14,063
♪ Even when you feel alive ♪
536
00:38:14,097 --> 00:38:18,768
♪ You're going down in flames ♪
537
00:38:18,802 --> 00:38:19,902
♪ Oh-ho ♪
538
00:38:19,936 --> 00:38:23,407
♪ People like us
We gotta stick together ♪
539
00:38:23,440 --> 00:38:26,911
♪ Keep your head up
Nothing lasts forever ♪
540
00:38:26,943 --> 00:38:30,780
♪ Here's to the damned
To the lost and forgotten ♪
541
00:38:30,815 --> 00:38:34,617
♪ It's hard to get high when
You're living on the bottom ♪
542
00:38:34,652 --> 00:38:37,521
♪ Oh, whoa
Oh, whoa ♪
543
00:38:37,554 --> 00:38:42,358
♪ We are all misfits
Living in as world on fire ♪
544
00:38:42,393 --> 00:38:44,896
♪ Oh, whoa
Oh, whoa ♪
545
00:38:44,929 --> 00:38:47,530
♪ Sing it for
The people like us ♪
546
00:38:47,565 --> 00:38:49,733
♪ The people like us ♪
547
00:38:49,766 --> 00:38:53,704
♪ They can't do nothing to you
They can't do nothing to me
548
00:38:53,737 --> 00:38:55,539
♪ This is the life
That we choose ♪
549
00:38:55,572 --> 00:38:57,340
♪ This is the life
That we breathe ♪
550
00:38:57,373 --> 00:38:59,443
♪ So throw your fists
In the air ♪
551
00:38:59,476 --> 00:39:01,378
♪ Come on
Come out if you dare ♪
552
00:39:01,411 --> 00:39:06,411
♪ Tonight we're gonna
Change forever ♪
553
00:39:07,518 --> 00:39:11,054
♪ Everybody loses it ♪
554
00:39:11,088 --> 00:39:18,514
♪ Everybody wants to throw it
All away sometimes ♪
555
00:39:18,728 --> 00:39:23,534
♪ Oh, people like us
We gotta stick together ♪
556
00:39:23,567 --> 00:39:27,070
♪ Keep your head up
Nothing lasts forever ♪
557
00:39:27,105 --> 00:39:30,739
♪ Here's to the damned
To the lost and forgotten ♪
558
00:39:30,775 --> 00:39:34,677
♪ It's hard to get high when
You're living on the bottom ♪
559
00:39:34,710 --> 00:39:37,514
♪ Oh, whoa
Oh, whoa ♪
560
00:39:37,547 --> 00:39:42,418
♪ We are all misfits
Living in a world on fire ♪
561
00:39:42,452 --> 00:39:44,889
♪ Oh, whoa
Oh, whoa ♪
562
00:39:44,922 --> 00:39:46,791
♪ Sing it
For the people like-- ♪
563
00:39:46,824 --> 00:39:51,623
[microphone feedback
resounding]
564
00:39:53,797 --> 00:39:55,746
I don't sing.
565
00:40:01,338 --> 00:40:03,873
[door opens]
566
00:40:03,875 --> 00:40:04,876
[machine chiming]
567
00:40:04,876 --> 00:40:06,911
[Vic] Grid,
proceed on auto-search.
568
00:40:06,943 --> 00:40:10,246
Expand the radius
another two blocks.
569
00:40:10,280 --> 00:40:15,230
Let me know
if you find anything.
570
00:40:16,920 --> 00:40:19,456
[Vic] Thought you were
bowing out.
571
00:40:19,489 --> 00:40:20,858
[Larry] I don't know
what I'm doing.
572
00:40:20,858 --> 00:40:22,893
[Maura Lee]
Then you better hurry.
573
00:40:22,927 --> 00:40:27,264
'Cause nobody takes
their bow after me.
574
00:40:27,297 --> 00:40:30,735
-[Larry] What are you doing?
-Danny can't go on living like this.
575
00:40:30,768 --> 00:40:34,005
And I can't risk what
will happen if they do.
576
00:40:34,038 --> 00:40:37,172
It's time for me to go back
and fix the mess I've made.
577
00:40:37,206 --> 00:40:38,208
How?
578
00:40:38,242 --> 00:40:40,610
I'm going back to the Bureau.
579
00:40:40,643 --> 00:40:42,045
Back to my old life.
580
00:40:42,079 --> 00:40:45,349
[billboard chiming]
581
00:40:45,382 --> 00:40:46,983
It's the only way, Danny.
582
00:40:47,018 --> 00:40:50,353
If I go back, I can
throw 'em off your scent.
583
00:40:50,387 --> 00:40:53,757
I can say
I was deep undercover,
584
00:40:53,791 --> 00:40:58,027
tell them it took me a while,
but I finally rid the world
585
00:40:58,061 --> 00:41:02,632
of the abomination that is
Danny the Street.
586
00:41:02,666 --> 00:41:04,869
I promise I'll give a better
performance than this one.
587
00:41:04,902 --> 00:41:06,471
[Larry] You can't go back
to that place.
588
00:41:06,503 --> 00:41:09,405
If they get
so much as a whiff of
who you really are, they'll--
589
00:41:09,405 --> 00:41:10,507
I don't care.
590
00:41:10,507 --> 00:41:13,143
As long as
everyone here is safe,
591
00:41:13,175 --> 00:41:15,126
I'll be okay.
592
00:41:18,215 --> 00:41:21,284
Thanks for letting me stay
over the rainbow, Danny.
593
00:41:21,318 --> 00:41:23,717
[beeping nearby]
594
00:41:31,260 --> 00:41:34,597
It's the Bureau.
595
00:41:34,632 --> 00:41:38,302
They're here.
596
00:41:38,335 --> 00:41:40,402
Okay, Danny,
I'm gonna start walking.
597
00:41:40,436 --> 00:41:42,271
The second I step off
the end of the block,
598
00:41:42,306 --> 00:41:45,708
you jump.
I'll cover you, okay?
599
00:41:45,742 --> 00:41:46,742
What?
600
00:41:53,684 --> 00:41:57,554
I gotta say,
I'm with the street.
601
00:41:57,588 --> 00:42:00,289
So then what do we do?
602
00:42:00,324 --> 00:42:02,425
[chuckles]
603
00:42:02,458 --> 00:42:06,509
Let's turn the party, girl.
604
00:42:09,132 --> 00:42:11,467
You in?
605
00:42:11,501 --> 00:42:14,304
[Larry sighs]
606
00:42:14,338 --> 00:42:18,987
[Darren] Look alive, gentlemen.
607
00:42:34,958 --> 00:42:38,561
Jesus, look
at this human trash here.
608
00:42:38,594 --> 00:42:40,664
[all chuckling]
609
00:42:40,697 --> 00:42:42,733
You know, Darren,
610
00:42:42,766 --> 00:42:47,766
men as old as you
really shouldn't throw shade.
611
00:42:48,137 --> 00:42:50,940
You might hurt your back.
612
00:42:50,974 --> 00:42:52,842
Morris?
613
00:42:52,876 --> 00:42:54,210
My God!
614
00:42:54,244 --> 00:42:56,414
What the hell has
this abomination done to you?
615
00:42:56,447 --> 00:43:00,884
Danny didn't do anything,
except help me realize who I am.
616
00:43:00,916 --> 00:43:03,619
What? No.
617
00:43:03,652 --> 00:43:07,391
No, this is not who your are,
Morris. You're a man.
618
00:43:07,422 --> 00:43:10,594
-This place,
these people are--
-No.
619
00:43:10,628 --> 00:43:15,628
You don't get to tell me
or anyone else who they are
ever again.
620
00:43:16,500 --> 00:43:20,170
I am proud of the person
I see in the mirror.
621
00:43:20,204 --> 00:43:26,664
My face is beat. My look
is flawless, and I am dusted
from head to toe.
622
00:43:26,943 --> 00:43:31,943
The only thing I am not
is scared of you.
623
00:43:33,550 --> 00:43:38,255
Fan out, boys!
624
00:43:38,288 --> 00:43:39,487
I said--
625
00:43:44,728 --> 00:43:46,563
Thanks, Danny.
626
00:43:46,597 --> 00:43:49,699
[chimes]
627
00:43:49,733 --> 00:43:51,335
You fucking freak.
628
00:43:51,369 --> 00:43:55,539
Fabulosity incarnate
stands before you, Darren.
629
00:43:55,572 --> 00:43:58,809
Show some goddamn respect.
630
00:43:58,842 --> 00:44:00,643
Like hell I will. [grunts]
631
00:44:00,677 --> 00:44:02,411
Didn't your mama tell you?
632
00:44:02,445 --> 00:44:03,981
[both grunt]
633
00:44:04,014 --> 00:44:06,349
Never lay your hands
on a woman.
634
00:44:06,382 --> 00:44:07,882
[grunting]
635
00:44:28,338 --> 00:44:30,306
[groaning]
636
00:44:30,340 --> 00:44:31,641
Go home, Darren.
637
00:44:31,675 --> 00:44:33,577
And don't ever come back
here again.
638
00:44:33,610 --> 00:44:37,280
[Darren panting]
639
00:44:37,313 --> 00:44:38,416
[Darren yells]
640
00:44:38,449 --> 00:44:39,983
-[Darren groans]
-[Larry] You go back
to the Bureau,
641
00:44:40,016 --> 00:44:42,284
and you tell them Danny
the Street is off limits.
642
00:44:42,284 --> 00:44:43,219
[Darren groaning]
643
00:44:43,221 --> 00:44:45,521
Maybe I'll put you
on our list instead.
644
00:44:45,556 --> 00:44:46,889
[chuckles]
645
00:44:46,922 --> 00:44:49,192
[grunts]
646
00:44:49,226 --> 00:44:50,827
I'm already on it.
647
00:44:50,860 --> 00:44:55,166
-Tell them Captain Trainor
sends his best.
-[grunts]
648
00:44:55,199 --> 00:44:57,867
[Cliff] Every time,
the dream is the same.
649
00:44:57,902 --> 00:45:02,472
Somebody's welding me,
except when the mask come up,
650
00:45:02,505 --> 00:45:04,106
it's Jennifer Beals.
651
00:45:04,139 --> 00:45:06,108
Whoa.
652
00:45:06,141 --> 00:45:08,143
Who?
653
00:45:08,177 --> 00:45:10,847
[Cliff] Bro...
654
00:45:10,880 --> 00:45:13,918
What does it have to do
with the rat in your head?
655
00:45:13,951 --> 00:45:17,755
Cliff, thank heavens
you're still out here.
656
00:45:17,788 --> 00:45:20,724
Jane wants to see you
right away.
657
00:45:20,757 --> 00:45:24,657
[Cliff] Keep it real, kid.
658
00:45:26,329 --> 00:45:29,478
[dance music playing]
659
00:45:37,041 --> 00:45:39,275
[scoffs] No, it's no problem.
660
00:45:39,309 --> 00:45:42,009
I'm happy to help.
661
00:45:47,550 --> 00:45:49,052
Me, too.
662
00:45:49,085 --> 00:45:54,085
You never told us
how you know each other.
663
00:45:55,056 --> 00:45:58,661
Yeah.
664
00:45:58,695 --> 00:46:01,764
I'm fine.
665
00:46:01,797 --> 00:46:04,469
[sighs]
666
00:46:04,501 --> 00:46:09,501
It's just, I could really use
the Chief's help right now.
667
00:46:12,708 --> 00:46:15,559
[sighs] I'm scared.
668
00:46:19,583 --> 00:46:21,751
I'm scared we may
never get him back.
669
00:46:21,784 --> 00:46:23,954
And I'm scared
what might happen if we don't.
670
00:46:23,987 --> 00:46:26,824
This may be a long shot,
and I know Niles
has his secrets,
671
00:46:26,856 --> 00:46:28,760
but if you could
tell us anything
672
00:46:28,793 --> 00:46:33,793
that could possibly help us
figure out what Mr. Nobody's
done with the Chief, then--
673
00:46:35,733 --> 00:46:39,931
Yeah. That's who took Niles.
674
00:46:47,643 --> 00:46:50,646
Please, Danny.
675
00:46:50,681 --> 00:46:54,217
I'm begging you.
676
00:46:54,251 --> 00:46:55,818
We need him.
677
00:46:55,853 --> 00:47:00,155
[flickering]
678
00:47:00,190 --> 00:47:01,840
[whistling]
679
00:47:19,009 --> 00:47:21,708
[Larry vocalizing]
680
00:47:24,882 --> 00:47:27,117
[Larry] Was I that bad?
681
00:47:27,150 --> 00:47:30,420
Oh.
682
00:47:30,454 --> 00:47:35,224
All right, open them.
683
00:47:35,257 --> 00:47:36,559
[chuckles]
684
00:47:36,592 --> 00:47:38,963
What do you think, Cliffie?
685
00:47:38,996 --> 00:47:43,233
[Cliff]
Uh, what the ever living shit
is happening?
686
00:47:43,266 --> 00:47:45,402
Dougie and I
are getting married.
687
00:47:45,436 --> 00:47:50,436
[Rita and Karen
laughing excitedly]
688
00:47:51,273 --> 00:47:52,708
[Cliff] Now?
689
00:47:52,742 --> 00:47:54,677
When you know it's right,
why wait?
690
00:47:54,710 --> 00:47:58,882
Uh-huh, where's Jane?
691
00:47:58,916 --> 00:48:01,784
Jane means a lot to you,
doesn't she?
692
00:48:01,818 --> 00:48:03,719
I can tell by the way
she talks about you,
693
00:48:03,753 --> 00:48:05,655
that you mean
a lot to her, too.
694
00:48:05,688 --> 00:48:07,791
And I was thinking
695
00:48:07,824 --> 00:48:09,427
this wouldn't be
a real wedding
696
00:48:09,460 --> 00:48:12,362
without someone to
walk me down the aisle.
697
00:48:12,396 --> 00:48:16,934
And, well, I know I'm not
a cool, manic pixie dream girl
698
00:48:16,967 --> 00:48:21,672
like Jane is, but...
699
00:48:21,704 --> 00:48:23,639
Cliff,
700
00:48:23,672 --> 00:48:24,775
would you give me away?
701
00:48:24,806 --> 00:48:26,443
[Cliff] What, are you
fucking nuts?
702
00:48:26,476 --> 00:48:31,476
Come on, this is the most
important day of my life.
703
00:48:32,547 --> 00:48:34,518
What do you say?
704
00:48:34,552 --> 00:48:36,552
[Cliff] You have incredibly
psychotic eyes.
705
00:48:36,585 --> 00:48:37,722
Ugh, just forget it.
706
00:48:37,755 --> 00:48:40,556
[Cliff] This is crazy, Karen.
You can't marry this guy.
707
00:48:40,590 --> 00:48:41,757
"Crazy"? It's what I want.
708
00:48:41,791 --> 00:48:43,460
[Cliff] And what about
what Jane wants?
709
00:48:43,492 --> 00:48:45,262
Just back off, Cliff.
710
00:48:45,295 --> 00:48:48,431
-Babe, you okay?
-[Karen sighs in relief]
711
00:48:48,465 --> 00:48:50,833
Mmm-hmm.
712
00:48:50,867 --> 00:48:52,969
Holy shit! [gasps]
713
00:48:53,003 --> 00:48:56,273
A robot for our wedding!
[chuckles]
714
00:48:56,306 --> 00:48:59,543
-How cool.
-[Cliff] Back off,
Dermot Mulroney.
715
00:48:59,576 --> 00:49:02,945
Whoa, chillax, asshole.
716
00:49:02,980 --> 00:49:06,416
-Oh.
-[Cliff] I think
what you meant was...
717
00:49:06,449 --> 00:49:08,451
Doug, oh, my God!
718
00:49:08,485 --> 00:49:09,721
Just leave us alone.
719
00:49:09,753 --> 00:49:12,322
[Cliff] No.
I have no idea what
the hell's going on here,
720
00:49:12,356 --> 00:49:14,391
but I'm not letting you
go through with this.
721
00:49:14,425 --> 00:49:17,393
Not unless I know
that Jane's okay with it.
722
00:49:17,427 --> 00:49:20,130
-Okay, we're leaving.
-What are you doing?
723
00:49:20,164 --> 00:49:22,797
[yelling] Let me go!
You... Just let me go!
724
00:49:22,833 --> 00:49:26,135
You have no right to do this!
725
00:49:26,170 --> 00:49:29,619
Don't fucking touch me!
726
00:49:31,641 --> 00:49:34,177
[Jane exhales]
727
00:49:34,210 --> 00:49:39,210
I asked you people
to do one fucking thing!
728
00:49:43,487 --> 00:49:48,190
-[whimpers]
-Sorry, Dougie,
wedding's off.
729
00:49:48,224 --> 00:49:49,224
No!
730
00:49:49,226 --> 00:49:52,976
[Karen breathing heavily]
731
00:49:55,666 --> 00:49:57,300
Oh, Dougie, I'm so sorry.
732
00:49:57,335 --> 00:50:00,271
I'm so sorry, baby.
I'm so sorry.
I would never hurt you.
733
00:50:00,304 --> 00:50:05,304
[crying] Never hurt you.
I'm so sorry. I... I...
734
00:50:24,027 --> 00:50:26,728
[yelling] Help me!
735
00:50:35,239 --> 00:50:38,208
No! Dougie!
Dougie, it's okay.
736
00:50:38,242 --> 00:50:39,809
Hold on. It's okay.
737
00:50:39,842 --> 00:50:41,844
I'm still here.
I'm still here.
738
00:50:41,878 --> 00:50:44,481
[grunting]
739
00:50:44,514 --> 00:50:47,483
Let go of me,
you motherfuckers!
740
00:50:47,516 --> 00:50:49,987
[screaming]
741
00:50:50,018 --> 00:50:53,422
[Cliff] Jane?
Jane, are you in there?
742
00:50:53,456 --> 00:50:56,927
Jane? Hey, Jane?
743
00:50:56,960 --> 00:50:59,429
I'm sorry, Jane.
744
00:50:59,460 --> 00:51:01,731
Hey, it's me.
745
00:51:01,764 --> 00:51:05,501
Jane! Come on, Jane.
746
00:51:05,534 --> 00:51:06,969
Jane.
747
00:51:07,003 --> 00:51:08,237
Jane.
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