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♪ SOME PEOPLE STAND
IN THE DARKNESS ♪
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♪ AFRAID TO STEP
INTO THE LIGHT ♪
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♪ SOME PEOPLE NEED
TO HELP SOMEBODY ♪
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♪ WHEN THE EDGE OF
SURRENDERS IN SIGHT ♪
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♪ DON'T YOU WORRY
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♪ IT'S GONNA BE ALL RIGHT
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♪ 'CAUSE I'M ALWAYS READY
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♪ I WON'T LET YOU
OUT OF MY SIGHT ♪
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♪ I'LL BE READY,
I'LL BE READY ♪
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♪ NEVER YOU FEAR,
NO, DON'T YOU FEAR ♪
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♪ I'LL BE READY
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♪ FOREVER AND ALWAYS,
I'M ALWAYS HERE ♪
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♪ 'CAUSE I'M ALWAYS READY
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♪ I WON'T LET YOU
OUT OF MY SIGHT ♪
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♪ I'LL BE READY,
I'LL BE READY ♪
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♪ NEVER YOU FEAR,
NO, DON'T YOU FEAR ♪
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♪ I'LL BE READY
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♪ FOREVER AND ALWAYS,
I'M ALWAYS HERE ♪
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[DOG BARKS]
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[DOG BARKS]
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-CAROLINE: HEY,
LITTLE DOG, YOU OKAY?
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HEY, WHAT ARE YOU
DOING OUT HERE, HUH?
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[DOG BARKS]
-HEY.
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-NEWMIE: CHECK THIS OUT.
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-NEWMIE: WHAT IS
THIS, A DOG RESCUE?
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-OH, OH, I GET IT,
YOU WANNA RACE, HUH?
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-NEWMIE: AND THEY'RE OFF.
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COME ON, CAROLINE,
STRETCH IT OUT!
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YOU CAN HANG
WITH THAT DOG!
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COME ON! I THINK
THE DOG'S GOT HER.
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COME ON!
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-NEWMIE: COME ON, POOCH!
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COME ON, POOCH!
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YOU GOT HER, HANG IN THERE!
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-NEWMIE: THE DOG'S GOT HER.
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-COME ON, LOOKING GOOD!
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INCREDIBLE DOG PADDLE.
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INCREDIBLE DOG PADDLE.
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WOW!
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HEY, COME ON!
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-NEWMIE: WHAT'S
UP WITH THIS, CAROLINE?
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DID YOU STOP WORKING
OUT COMPLETELY?
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YOU GOT HER!
HANG IN THERE!
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THERE'S A SORE WINNER.
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-IT'S ALL RIGHT.
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SO ITS DOGGY PADDLE BEAT
MY FREESTYLE, BIG DEAL.
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-WOMAN: HELP!
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SOMEBODY HELP!
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[HORN HONKS]
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-HEY, LADY IN TROUBLE!
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-WOMAN: HELP!
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-SOMEBODY, PLEASE!
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-WOMAN: YEAH,
SEE THE LIFEGUARD.
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-MITCH: I GOT YOU,
IT'S OKAY, COME ON.
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EASY, RELAX.
HERE, GRAB A CAN.
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GO ON, THERE YOU GO.
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ALL RIGHT, EASY,
I'LL TAKE YOU IN.
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YOU OKAY?
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-YEAH, I THINK SO.
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NOW I KNOW WHY BILL AND HILLARY
ARE SO AFRAID OF WHITEWATER.
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-YOU'RE-- AREN'T
YOU--CASSIE COLE,
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CASSIE COLE,
THE TALK-SHOW LADY!
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-YEP, STILL AM,
THANKS TO YOU.
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WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
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-BUCHANNON, MITCH BUCHANNON.
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-WOMAN: IT'S SO EXCITING!
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-I WAS A GONER!
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I THINK I HAD AN
OUT-OF-BODY EXPERIENCE.
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THERE WAS THIS
LONG DARK TUNNEL.
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I COULD SEE DOWN IT,
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AND AT THE FAR END,
IT WAS STRANGE.
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I COULD SEE --
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-A BRIGHT LIGHT?
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-NO! RICKI LAKE! [LAUGHTER]
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YOU SAVED MY LIFE, MITCH.
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YOU'RE MY HERO.
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NO KIDDING,
I OWE YOU BIG TIME.
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-JUST DOING MY JOB.
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-I WANT YOU TO BE MY GUEST.
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COME ON MY SHOW AND TELL
THE WHOLE TELEVISION WORLD
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THE STORY OF MITCH
BUCHANNON, THE CASSIE SAVER.
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-THE "CASSIE COLE SHOW"?
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-I'LL SET IT UP.
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THANKS, THANKS AGAIN.
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I'LL HAVE MY PEOPLE GET
IN TOUCH WITH YOUR PEOPLE.
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-I DON'T HAVE ANY PEOPLE.
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-WELL, I'LL HAVE MY PEOPLE
GET YOU SOME PEOPLE!
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-HOW ABOUT THAT, HUH, ME BEING
ON THE "CASSIE COLE SHOW."
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-IT'S INCREDIBLE, MITCH,
BUT JUST ONE THING.
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BE CAREFUL OF FLOP SWEATS.
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-FLOP SWEATS.
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-IT HAPPENED TO CRONIN, MY
BEST FRIEND IN HIGH SCHOOL.
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HE GOT ON THIS TV SHOW
ABOUT MOVIE TRIVIA.
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HE KNEW IT ALL
UNTIL THE RED LIGHT.
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-WHAT'S THE RED LIGHT?
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-ON TOP OF THE TV CAMERA.
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IT LIGHTS UP WHEN
YOU'RE ON THE SCREEN.
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CRONIN LOOKED AT
IT, FLOP SWEATS.
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HIS FIRST QUESTION, WHO
PLAYED THE TERMINATOR?
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EASY, RIGHT?
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YOU KNOW WHAT CRONIN SAID?
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FELIK RAMAKAN.
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-[LAUGHS] WHAT?
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-CODY: THAT'S
WHAT EVERYBODY SAID!
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FLOP SWEATS, HE
FORGOT HOW TO TALK.
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HIS EYES WENT BLANK, HIS
MOUTH GOT ALL COTTONY.
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ALL HE COULD DO WAS SWEAT A
BIG OLD PUDDLE ON THE FLOOR.
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-BUDDY, I'M A FORMER NAVY SEAL.
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I'M A PROFESSIONAL LIFEGUARD.
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I DON'T CHOKE.
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-AH, YOU'RE PROBABLY RIGHT.
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HOW MANY PEOPLE WATCH
THE "CASSIE COLE SHOW,"
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A COUPLE HUNDRED MILLION?
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-A COUPLE HUNDRED MILLION.
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[DOG BARKS]
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-SHE WAS DOING THE
SAME THING THIS MORNING,
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IN THE EXACT SAME SPOT.
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-MAYBE SHE'S TRYING
TO TELL US SOMETHING.
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-YEAH, LIKE WHAT?
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-I DON'T KNOW,
LET'S GO SEE.
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[DOG WHINES]
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-WELL, ANY HELP YOU COULD
GIVE ME WOULD BE APPRECIATED.
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POSITIVE ID, YEAH.
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WILL YOU STOP LICKING ME?
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-NO, NO, NOT YOU, I'M
TALKING TO A-- NEVER MIND.
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WHAT TIME DID HE DIE?
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THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
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MEDICAL EXAMINER
IDENTIFIED THE GUY.
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HE WAS A LONER, NO
TRACE OF FAMILY.
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-MITCH, I SWEAR I DIDN'T SEE
ANYBODY THERE THE ENTIRE TIME.
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I MEAN, IF I MISSED HIM --
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-NO, YOU DIDN'T MISS HIM.
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SOME LOCAL FISHERMAN
KNEW THE GUY,
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SAID HE LIKED TO TAKE
LONG SWIMS AT NIGHT.
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THE ESTIMATED TIME OF
DEATH WAS BEFORE MIDNIGHT,
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A HEART ATTACK, NO
ON-DUTY DROWNING.
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-WHAT ABOUT HER? SHE
HAS NO COLLAR, NO TAGS.
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-SHE WAS SEEN WITH HIM
EVERY NIGHT HE WENT SWIMMING.
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HE WAS PROBABLY HER OWNER.
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-C.J.: I BET SHE
WANTED US TO SAVE HIM.
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SHE SURE SEEMS TO
LIKE YOU A LOT.
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SHE'S ALL ALONE NOW,
MAYBE YOU COULD --
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-[LAUGHS] SIT! STAY!
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I'M NOT ADOPTING THIS DOG.
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[DOG BARKS]
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-C.J.: WE WILL.
-CAROLINE: WE WILL.
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-WHAT ARE WE GONNA CALL HER?
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-WELL, SHE'S A LITTLE ORPHAN.
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-C.J.: ANNIE!
-CAROLINE: ANNIE!
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-COME ON, GIRL. [ANNIE BARKS]
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-LET'S GO, ANNIE!
[ANNIE BARKS].
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-ANNIE.
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-SO I GUESS WE'LL JUST SET
UP A LITTLE TEMPORARY BED
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FOR HER RIGHT HERE
ON THE FLOOR, HUH?
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OKAY, I'LL GET AN OLD BLANKET.
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OH.
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-ARE YOU OKAY?
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-I-- I GUESS I JUST FORGOT
THAT STEPHANIE'S CLOTHES --
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-IF YOU'D LIKE, I
COULD, I COULD --
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-NO, IT'S OKAY. I
MEAN, I'LL DO IT,
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JUST, NOT JUST YET.
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I GUESS I WANT TO KEEP
A PIECE OF HER AROUND
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A LITTLE WHILE LONGER.
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[ANNIE WHINES]
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I JUST REALLY MISS HER.
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-I DO, TOO.
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-I GUESS I'M GONNA HAVE
TO START TO DEAL, RIGHT?
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I'M GONNA HAVE TO
ACCEPT THE FACT
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THAT STEPHANIE'S
NOT HERE ANYMORE.
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-YEAH, WELL, NOT ALL AT ONCE,
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NOT ALL TONIGHT.
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-OKAY, SO, WHERE SHOULD LITTLE
ORPHAN ANNIE SLEEP TONIGHT?
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-RIGHT HERE.
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-COME ON, ANNIE, COME ON!
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COME ON.
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-NO, THAT'S STEPHANIE'S
BED, COME ON. [DOG BARKS]
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-[LAUGHS] ANNIE, COME ON!
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COME ON, COME DOWN HERE.
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-COME ON, ANNIE, ANNIE.
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-LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MY
NEXT GUEST TONIGHT IS MY HERO.
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I AM HERE TONIGHT LITERALLY
ONLY BECAUSE OF HIM,
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AND I BELIEVE THAT IF
SOMEBODY SAVES YOUR LIFE,
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YOU SHOULD PAY
HOMAGE TO THEM.
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SOME PEOPLE PAY MONEY.
I PAY HOMAGE. [LAUGHTER]
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IS HOMAGE A
WRITE-OFF? [LAUGHTER]
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HERE HE IS, MY HERO,
MY PERSONAL LIFESAVER,
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LIEUTENANT MITCH
BUCHANNON, OCEAN LIFEGUARD.
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-OKAY, JUST SIT
RIGHT DOWN. [LAUGHS]
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MITCH IS A LIFEGUARD
FOR BAYWATCH,
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AND IF HE HADN'T BEEN
ON CASSIE WATCH --
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-CASSIE WATCH. [LAUGHS]
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-OKAY, MITCH, YOU GO ON
AND TELL THEM THE STORY.
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-NOW?
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OKAY.
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[LAUGHTER]
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-WHEN I, [LAUGHTER]
WHEN I WAS, UH --
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-CASSIE: MITCH, YOU OKAY?
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-I WAS-- IT'S AWFULLY
HOT IN HERE-- I WAS--
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I-- I UH, WELL, UH --
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-I GET IT, A LIFEGUARD.
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THAT EXPLAINS THE
WET SUIT. [LAUGHTER]
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-I, UH, I, AND --
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-BECKY, CAN WE GIVE MITCH A
DRY SHIRT OUT HERE, PLEASE?
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-NO, UH, I --
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-MITCH, TALK TO ME!
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-I, I, OH, NO,
OH, NO, OH, NO, UM,
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UM, I WAS IN THE WATER,
AND THE WAVES CAME,
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[SPEAKS GIBBERISH] [LAUGHTER]
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FELIK RAMAKAN, FELIK RAMAKAN,
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FELIK RAMAKAN, FELIK
RAMAKAN, FELIK RAMAKAN --
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-OH!
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I CAN'T GO ON THAT SHOW.
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[ANNIE BARKS]
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-IT'S LIKE SHE'S
IN TRAINING, C.J.
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I MEAN, LOOK AT HER.
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SHE'S LIKE DOING WIND
SPRINTS TO KEEP IN SHAPE.
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-MAYBE SHE'S TRYING
TO LOSE WEIGHT.
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-CAROLINE: I'VE SEEN DOGS
WHO LIKED TO SWIM IN THE OCEAN,
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BUT I HAVE NEVER SEEN A
DOG THAT LIKED TO DIVE
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UNDER WATER LIKE
SHE DOES, HAVE YOU?
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YOU KNOW, DOGS AREN'T
EVEN ALLOWED ON THE BEACH.
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-WELL, DON'T THINK
OF HER AS A DOG.
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THINK OF HER AS AN EMPLOYEE.
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DO YOU THINK ANNIE
COULD MAKE THE URU?
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-THE UNDERWATER RECOVERY UNIT?
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-YEAH, WE COULD TRAIN HER.
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SHE HELPED US FIND
HER OWNER'S BODY.
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00:16:46,831 --> 00:16:48,181
MAYBE SHE COULD HELP
US FIND OTHER VICTIMS.
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-UH HUH, AND WHO IS
GONNA RUN THIS BY MITCH?
230
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-WELL, HE WON'T
LISTEN TO ME, SO--
231
00:16:55,579 --> 00:16:57,451
-NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO WAY.
232
00:16:57,581 --> 00:16:59,366
-ALL RIGHT. [LAUGHS]
233
00:17:16,861 --> 00:17:17,993
-WHO YOU HITTING SO HARD?
234
00:17:18,863 --> 00:17:19,734
-WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
235
00:17:20,604 --> 00:17:23,477
-THE BAG, IS THERE AN
INVISIBLE FACE ON IT?
236
00:17:23,607 --> 00:17:25,827
SOMEBODY OR SOMETHING
YOU DON'T LIKE?
237
00:17:25,957 --> 00:17:28,047
-NO, I'M JUST WORKING OFF
SOME EXTRA TENSION, THAT'S ALL.
238
00:17:28,786 --> 00:17:29,831
-TENSION ABOUT WHAT?
239
00:17:30,353 --> 00:17:31,702
-THAT'S PERSONAL.
240
00:17:31,833 --> 00:17:32,877
-I BET I KNOW.
241
00:17:33,008 --> 00:17:34,531
-I BET YOU DON'T.
242
00:17:35,924 --> 00:17:36,925
-CASSIE COLE, RIGHT?
243
00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:38,100
-OH!
244
00:17:40,494 --> 00:17:42,191
-SEE, I KNEW IT.
245
00:17:42,322 --> 00:17:43,497
YOU ARE NERVOUS ABOUT BEING
ON THE "CASSIE COLE SHOW."
246
00:17:43,627 --> 00:17:45,238
THAT'S IT, ISN'T IT?
247
00:17:45,368 --> 00:17:46,717
-IT MUST BE HARD FOR YOU,
HUH, ALWAYS BEING RIGHT?
248
00:17:46,848 --> 00:17:49,111
-YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES
IT REALLY IS.
249
00:17:49,242 --> 00:17:50,417
DID SHE SAY WHEN
YOU'RE GONNA BE ON?
250
00:17:50,547 --> 00:17:51,505
-THURSDAY NIGHT.
251
00:17:51,635 --> 00:17:52,375
-WHO'S GONNA BE ON WITH YOU?
252
00:17:52,506 --> 00:17:53,289
-JAY LENO.
253
00:17:53,420 --> 00:17:54,421
-JAY LENO!
254
00:17:54,551 --> 00:17:55,378
-AW!
255
00:17:55,509 --> 00:17:57,206
WOW, I DON'T BLAME YOU!
256
00:17:57,337 --> 00:17:59,078
I MEAN THE WHOLE WORLD
LOOKING AT YOU--
257
00:17:59,208 --> 00:18:01,036
ONE LITTLE MISTAKE AND
EVERYBODY'S LAUGHING AT YOU
258
00:18:01,167 --> 00:18:02,864
OVER COFFEE THE NEXT MORNING!
259
00:18:02,994 --> 00:18:03,647
-THAT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN 'CAUSE
I'M NOT GOING ON THE SHOW.
260
00:18:03,778 --> 00:18:04,866
-YOU'VE GOT TO!
261
00:18:04,996 --> 00:18:06,172
-YOU'RE WRONG. I DON'T.
262
00:18:06,781 --> 00:18:08,609
-IT'S THE CHANCE
OF A LIFETIME. I MEAN,
263
00:18:08,739 --> 00:18:11,046
EVERYBODY WANTS TO BE ON
THE "CASSIE COLE SHOW."
264
00:18:11,177 --> 00:18:12,961
-WRONG SECOND TIME. I DON'T.
265
00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:16,095
-MITCH, IT'S PERFECTLY
NORMAL TO BE NERVOUS,
266
00:18:16,617 --> 00:18:18,662
BUT THERE ARE SOME THINGS
YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT.
267
00:18:19,533 --> 00:18:22,013
DO YOU WANT TO STAY
CALM, STAY RELAXED,
268
00:18:22,144 --> 00:18:23,537
STAY IN CONTROL?
269
00:18:23,667 --> 00:18:25,539
-YES, THAT'S WHY I'M
GOING TO STAY HOME.
270
00:18:25,669 --> 00:18:26,931
-I NEVER THOUGHT
I'D SEE THE DAY
271
00:18:27,062 --> 00:18:28,803
THAT YOU'D QUIT
WITHOUT A FIGHT.
272
00:18:28,933 --> 00:18:29,891
-ALL RIGHT, LOOK, I DON'T
KNOW WHY I'M TELLING YOU THIS,
273
00:18:30,021 --> 00:18:32,676
BUT IT'S FLOP SWEATS.
274
00:18:32,807 --> 00:18:35,636
THEY'RE INSIDE MY HEAD.
275
00:18:36,245 --> 00:18:37,551
-THEN THAT'S WHERE
YOU GO TO FIGHT 'EM.
276
00:18:38,987 --> 00:18:41,468
MY FRIEND, HE'S STUDYING
TO BE A HYPNOTIST.
277
00:18:41,598 --> 00:18:43,209
HE CAN HYPNOTIZE YOU,
278
00:18:43,339 --> 00:18:46,125
PLACE A POST-HYPNOTIC
SUGGESTION IN YOUR SUBCONSCIOUS,
279
00:18:46,255 --> 00:18:48,692
A FLOP SWEAT KNOCKOUT PUNCH.
280
00:18:50,041 --> 00:18:51,565
THINK ABOUT WHAT
YOU'RE GONNA MISS,
281
00:18:52,609 --> 00:18:57,048
CASSIE, AND MONOLOGUE, JAY LENO.
282
00:19:02,706 --> 00:19:03,881
-JAY LENO.
283
00:19:07,363 --> 00:19:09,148
♪ BOW WOW WOW
284
00:19:15,023 --> 00:19:16,981
♪ BOW WOW WOW
285
00:19:29,864 --> 00:19:31,692
♪ BOW WOW WOW
286
00:19:33,911 --> 00:19:37,219
♪ NOW EVERYDAY I'M PLAYIN
♪ THE WAY I SHOULD
287
00:19:37,828 --> 00:19:41,223
♪ IT'S LIKE I KNOW I'VE GOT TO BE ♪
♪ THIS GOOD
288
00:19:41,354 --> 00:19:44,095
♪ I'M GONNA BE YOUR BEST FRIEND
289
00:19:44,226 --> 00:19:47,403
♪ YOU KNOW THIS DOG IS HERE TO STAY
290
00:19:48,839 --> 00:19:52,452
♪ I'M BREAKIN ALL THE RULES
♪ OF MY OWN GAME
291
00:19:52,582 --> 00:19:56,195
♪ I KNOW THAT I WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
292
00:19:56,325 --> 00:19:58,458
♪ YOU GOT ME SITTIN PRETTY
293
00:20:00,024 --> 00:20:02,070
♪ THIS DOG IS GONNA HAVE HIS DAY
294
00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:03,637
♪ BOW WOW WOW
295
00:20:03,767 --> 00:20:07,641
♪ IT'S LIKE YOU GOT ME CHASIN MY TAIL
296
00:20:07,771 --> 00:20:11,079
♪ WHILE I'M STAYIN INSIDE THE RAILS
297
00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:15,083
♪ THAT'S WHY I'M ALWAYS RUNNIN AROUND
298
00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:18,826
♪ THIS DOG IS GONNA MARK HIS GROUND
299
00:20:19,653 --> 00:20:22,003
♪ GOT DOLLARS ON MY COLLAR
300
00:20:22,133 --> 00:20:24,658
♪ I AIN'T NO ALLEY BRAWLER
301
00:20:24,788 --> 00:20:27,051
♪ BOW WOW
302
00:20:27,182 --> 00:20:29,489
♪ I'M HUNGRY AND I'M EATIN
303
00:20:29,619 --> 00:20:32,666
♪ AIN'T DOING NO MORE BEGGIN
304
00:20:32,796 --> 00:20:34,842
♪ BOW WOW
305
00:20:39,412 --> 00:20:42,110
♪ THIS DOG IS GONNA HAVE HIS DAY
306
00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:44,591
♪ BOW WOW WOW
307
00:20:53,904 --> 00:20:55,210
♪ BOW WOW WOW
308
00:20:56,298 --> 00:20:58,605
-OKAY, NOW, MITCH, I WANT
YOU TO LISTEN VERY CLOSELY
309
00:20:58,735 --> 00:20:59,954
TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY.
310
00:21:01,434 --> 00:21:05,568
I WANT YOU TO JUST CLOSE
YOUR EYES AND RELAX.
311
00:21:05,699 --> 00:21:07,048
JUST LET YOURSELF GO.
312
00:21:08,179 --> 00:21:11,008
JUST RELEASE THE
TENSION OF THE DAY.
313
00:21:11,661 --> 00:21:15,622
GOOD, GOOD, JUST
RELAX AND RELEASE.
314
00:21:15,752 --> 00:21:18,625
RELAX AND RELEASE.
315
00:21:19,539 --> 00:21:24,848
GOOD, NOW, YOU'RE BECOMING
REALLY, REALLY SLEEPY,
316
00:21:25,719 --> 00:21:27,068
REALLY SLEEPY.
317
00:21:27,198 --> 00:21:30,201
YOU CAN BARELY KEEP
YOUR EYELIDS OPEN,
318
00:21:30,332 --> 00:21:32,334
REALLY SLEEPY.
319
00:21:32,856 --> 00:21:33,857
CONCENTRATE!
320
00:21:33,988 --> 00:21:36,512
NOW, WHEN I COUNT TO THREE,
321
00:21:37,296 --> 00:21:41,300
YOU'LL BE COMPLETELY
AND UTTERLY RELAXED.
322
00:21:42,431 --> 00:21:46,305
ONE, TWO, THREE!
323
00:21:47,958 --> 00:21:48,785
-THREE?
324
00:21:48,916 --> 00:21:50,439
-MITCH!
325
00:21:50,570 --> 00:21:52,528
-I TRIED, I TRIED. I'M
SORRY. I REALLY AM SORRY.
326
00:21:54,225 --> 00:21:55,575
WHAT DID YOU SAY
YOUR NAME WAS AGAIN?
327
00:21:55,705 --> 00:21:57,141
-ROGER.
328
00:21:58,752 --> 00:21:59,579
-ROGER?
329
00:21:59,709 --> 00:22:00,797
-ROGER.
330
00:22:04,453 --> 00:22:05,411
WHAT WAS THE PROBLEM?
331
00:22:05,541 --> 00:22:06,803
[NEELY SIGHS]
332
00:22:10,677 --> 00:22:11,547
-WOW.
333
00:22:13,506 --> 00:22:15,159
-SURE LOOKS A LOT
BIGGER ON TV, HUH?
334
00:22:16,857 --> 00:22:18,511
-HEY, MITCH, THANKS FOR
BRINGING ME ALONG, MAN.
335
00:22:19,294 --> 00:22:21,078
I LOVE THE
"CASSIE COLE SHOW."
336
00:22:22,123 --> 00:22:23,211
I LOVE JAY LENO.
337
00:22:24,299 --> 00:22:25,431
I LOVE THE "TONIGHT SHOW."
338
00:22:26,736 --> 00:22:28,085
I LOVE SHOW BUSINESS.
339
00:22:28,999 --> 00:22:31,741
-THIS SHOW WOULD BE DIFFERENT
BECAUSE THE CAR TALKS.
340
00:22:31,872 --> 00:22:34,135
SEE, THE GUY GETS IN THE CAR
AND THE CAR ACTUALLY TALKS.
341
00:22:34,265 --> 00:22:35,397
I THINK IT'S A GREAT
IDEA FOR A SHOW.
342
00:22:35,528 --> 00:22:36,485
OH, HI, I'M JAY.
343
00:22:36,616 --> 00:22:38,052
-HEY, JAY, MITCH BUCHANNON.
344
00:22:38,182 --> 00:22:39,488
-MITCH, IT'S NICE TO SEE
YOU, AND YOU'RE, UH --
345
00:22:40,881 --> 00:22:44,450
-NAMESH CACODY.
346
00:22:44,580 --> 00:22:47,975
-NAMESH CACODY,
AH, NICE TO SEE YOU.
347
00:22:49,411 --> 00:22:51,152
YOU GUYS WANT A COOKIE?
348
00:22:51,282 --> 00:22:52,675
THEY'RE FOR CASSIE, BUT I MEAN,
SHE'S NOT GONNA EAT 'EM ALL.
349
00:22:52,806 --> 00:22:54,111
-I'D LIKE ONE, THANK YOU.
350
00:22:55,156 --> 00:22:56,331
-JAY: NAMESH, GO AHEAD.
351
00:23:01,510 --> 00:23:03,077
WELL, GREAT TALKING TO YOU GUYS.
352
00:23:03,207 --> 00:23:04,905
LISTEN, I'M ON FIRST.
353
00:23:05,035 --> 00:23:06,733
LET ME GO TO MAKE-UP
AND TAKE CARE OF THAT.
354
00:23:07,516 --> 00:23:09,039
SEE YOU GUYS A LITTLE
BIT LATER, HUH?
355
00:23:09,170 --> 00:23:11,259
-NAMESH, THAT'S
SCOTTISH, ISN'T IT?
356
00:23:12,303 --> 00:23:13,566
YEAH, GREAT.
357
00:23:14,741 --> 00:23:16,569
SEE YOU LATER, BYE BYE.
358
00:23:20,486 --> 00:23:22,183
-NAMESH CACODY?
359
00:23:27,449 --> 00:23:29,146
-THEN MY MOM SAID,
"NO, BUT I THINK
360
00:23:29,277 --> 00:23:30,887
I COULD DO IT
THURSDAY." [LAUGHTER]
361
00:23:32,062 --> 00:23:33,586
-THANKS SO MUCH FOR
STOPPING BY, JAY.
362
00:23:33,716 --> 00:23:35,457
COME BACK ANYTIME,
363
00:23:35,588 --> 00:23:37,372
AND THANKS AGAIN FOR THOSE
GREAT "TONIGHT SHOW" COOKIES.
364
00:23:37,503 --> 00:23:38,939
-THANK YOU.
365
00:23:39,069 --> 00:23:42,159
-NOW, MY NEXT GUEST
IS VERY SPECIAL TO ME.
366
00:23:42,290 --> 00:23:43,857
I WANT YOU FOLKS
TO GIVE A BIG HAND
367
00:23:43,987 --> 00:23:47,513
TO LIEUTENANT MITCH
BUCHANNON, OCEAN LIFEGUARD.
368
00:23:47,643 --> 00:23:49,950
[APPLAUSE]
369
00:23:54,563 --> 00:23:55,999
-HELLO, MITCH.
-HI.
370
00:23:56,130 --> 00:23:57,131
-HI, MITCH, HOW YOU DOING?
371
00:23:57,261 --> 00:23:58,132
-JAY.
372
00:23:59,481 --> 00:24:01,744
-NOW, LET ME SET THE
STAGE FOR HOW MITCH AND I
373
00:24:01,875 --> 00:24:04,617
GOT HOOKED UP, AND THEN
I'LL LET HIM TELL THE STORY.
374
00:24:05,313 --> 00:24:07,837
SEE, I'M AN EXTREME JOCK.
375
00:24:07,968 --> 00:24:10,274
WHEN I WAS A LITTLE GIRL,
I USED TO TAKE ON ANY DARE,
376
00:24:10,405 --> 00:24:12,102
EVEN A DOUBLE-DOG DARE.
377
00:24:12,233 --> 00:24:13,800
WELL, SAME GOES TODAY.
378
00:24:13,930 --> 00:24:16,977
I MEAN, I PUSH THE ENVELOPE,
LIVE ON THE EXTREME.
379
00:24:17,673 --> 00:24:20,023
ANYWAY, I WAS OUT
SURFING, RIGHT?
380
00:24:20,937 --> 00:24:21,851
-NOT EXACTLY.
381
00:24:22,417 --> 00:24:24,158
-CASSIE: I WAS OUT DROWNING.
382
00:24:24,288 --> 00:24:27,770
-MITCH: EXACTLY, BUT SHE
WAS DOING A GOOD JOB AT IT.
383
00:24:27,901 --> 00:24:30,556
-THANK YOU. I THOUGHT
SO, TOO. [LAUGHTER]
384
00:24:30,686 --> 00:24:32,340
-[COUGHS] COOKIE.
385
00:24:32,471 --> 00:24:33,428
-WHAT?
386
00:24:33,559 --> 00:24:34,734
-COOKIE.
387
00:24:34,864 --> 00:24:36,300
-COOKIE?
388
00:24:36,431 --> 00:24:37,650
[JAY CHOKES]
389
00:24:37,780 --> 00:24:39,565
-COME HERE, ON THREE.
390
00:24:39,695 --> 00:24:42,219
ONE, TWO, THREE!
391
00:24:42,785 --> 00:24:44,918
[APPLAUSE] [CHEERS]
392
00:24:46,006 --> 00:24:47,355
-YOU OKAY?
-THANKS.
393
00:24:47,486 --> 00:24:50,358
OH, MAN, THOSE ARE
REALLY GOOD COOKIES.
394
00:24:51,490 --> 00:24:53,883
-HOW ABOUT THAT, FOLKS.
HE'S DONE IT AGAIN.
395
00:24:54,014 --> 00:24:55,406
HE JUST SAVED JAY'S LIFE.
396
00:24:55,537 --> 00:24:59,541
MITCH, YOU'RE OUR HERO.
[APPLAUSE] [CHEERS]
397
00:25:00,586 --> 00:25:01,456
-SO GOOD.
398
00:25:02,370 --> 00:25:04,415
[APPLAUSE]
399
00:25:17,646 --> 00:25:19,953
-MAN: LOOK,
LOOK, THERE HE IS!
400
00:26:06,695 --> 00:26:08,958
-MITCH: I'M A LIFEGUARD.
I'M NOT A CELEBRITY.
401
00:26:16,749 --> 00:26:19,273
-NEELY: WHAT'S GOING
ON? WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE?
402
00:26:22,319 --> 00:26:24,104
-AN ACCIDENT? A BOAT DOWN?
403
00:26:24,234 --> 00:26:25,018
-WHAT?
404
00:26:25,148 --> 00:26:26,323
-HOW MANY?
405
00:26:26,454 --> 00:26:27,542
-HOW MANY PEOPLE DOWN?
406
00:26:27,673 --> 00:26:28,456
-A PLANE!
407
00:26:28,587 --> 00:26:29,370
-WHERE?
408
00:26:29,500 --> 00:26:30,719
-OFF THE COAST! COME ON!
409
00:26:30,850 --> 00:26:32,503
-I GOTTA GO! I
GOTTA RESCUE! RESCUE!
410
00:26:32,634 --> 00:26:33,592
GOTTA GO! GOTTA GO!
411
00:26:40,120 --> 00:26:41,382
-WHAT'S ALL THIS ABOUT?
412
00:26:41,512 --> 00:26:43,166
-THEY LIKE ME.
THEY REALLY LIKE ME.
413
00:26:49,129 --> 00:26:51,174
-LES, EMMETT.
-HEY, MITCH.
414
00:26:51,305 --> 00:26:52,872
-MITCH, TAKE A LOOK AT THIS!
415
00:26:53,002 --> 00:26:55,396
AGENTS, MANAGERS, PROMOTERS,
ALL WANT TO SIGN YOU UP.
416
00:26:55,526 --> 00:26:57,616
-FINALLY, I HAVE
PEOPLE TO GET IN TOUCH
417
00:26:57,746 --> 00:26:58,791
WITH OTHER PEOPLE'S PEOPLE.
418
00:26:59,487 --> 00:27:01,620
-MITCH! FOR YOU.
419
00:27:03,012 --> 00:27:06,233
-BUCHANNON. OH, HI, MISS COLE.
420
00:27:07,147 --> 00:27:10,933
CASSIE, THAT'S VERY NICE.
421
00:27:12,543 --> 00:27:14,502
THAT'S ALSO VERY NICE
BUT LOOK, I'M GONNA HAVE
422
00:27:14,633 --> 00:27:16,373
TO CHECK MY SCHEDULE
AND GET BACK TO YOU.
423
00:27:17,244 --> 00:27:18,114
GOOD BYE.
424
00:27:18,898 --> 00:27:21,944
-I CANNOT BELIEVE CASSIE
COLE JUST CALLED YOU UP!
425
00:27:22,075 --> 00:27:23,337
WHAT DID SHE WANT?
426
00:27:23,467 --> 00:27:24,991
-SHE WANTS ME TO
COME BACK ON HER SHOW.
427
00:27:25,731 --> 00:27:27,689
AND SHE ALSO SAID
THAT JAY LENO CALLED,
428
00:27:27,820 --> 00:27:29,299
AND HE WANTS ME TO DO
THE "TONIGHT SHOW."
429
00:27:29,430 --> 00:27:32,215
-YOU ARE SO LUCKY, MITCH!
430
00:27:32,346 --> 00:27:33,652
-NO, I'M NOT LUCKY!
431
00:27:33,782 --> 00:27:35,566
I'M A LIFEGUARD,
NOT A TV CELEBRITY.
432
00:27:35,697 --> 00:27:37,394
-WHAT YOU ARE IS AN
OVERNIGHT SENSATION.
433
00:27:37,525 --> 00:27:39,222
-DEFINITELY.
434
00:27:39,353 --> 00:27:41,007
-ANYBODY PROPERLY TRAINED
COULD HAVE DONE WHAT I DID.
435
00:27:41,137 --> 00:27:42,573
-YEAH, BUT YOU DID IT,
436
00:27:42,704 --> 00:27:44,488
AND MILLIONS OF PEOPLE
SAW YOU DO IT ON TV.
437
00:27:44,619 --> 00:27:46,360
-I KNOW, AND NOW I CAN'T
EVEN GO TO THE BEACH
438
00:27:46,490 --> 00:27:47,883
AND MAKE A RESCUE
WITHOUT GETTING MOBBED!
439
00:27:48,014 --> 00:27:49,537
I MEAN, MY GOD, NEELY
HAD TO RESCUE ME.
440
00:27:49,668 --> 00:27:50,930
-I DID. I HAD TO RESCUE HIM.
441
00:27:51,060 --> 00:27:52,453
-MITCH: MY TV DAYS ARE OVER.
442
00:27:53,062 --> 00:27:53,889
-NOT REALLY.
443
00:27:55,238 --> 00:27:56,587
-WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
444
00:27:56,718 --> 00:27:58,372
-WELL, I HEARD THE
COUNTY REALLY LIKES
445
00:27:58,502 --> 00:28:00,287
THE POSITIVE PUBLICITY
THAT BAYWATCH IS GETTING,
446
00:28:01,027 --> 00:28:02,158
AND IT'S ONLY
NATURAL FOR PEOPLE
447
00:28:02,289 --> 00:28:03,290
TO WANT A REAL
LIFE HERO, MITCH.
448
00:28:03,943 --> 00:28:05,640
-SORRY, WRONG GUY.
449
00:28:06,467 --> 00:28:07,990
-OH, AND I HEARD
"PEOPLE" MAGAZINE
450
00:28:08,121 --> 00:28:09,644
WANTS TO DO A
STORY ABOUT YOU.
451
00:28:09,775 --> 00:28:10,819
-MY HERO.
452
00:28:23,876 --> 00:28:26,139
♪ WOO YEAH!
453
00:28:28,445 --> 00:28:33,624
♪ MAYBE YOU, YOU'LL NEVER KNOW
♪ HOW I FEEL TODAY
454
00:28:34,495 --> 00:28:37,890
♪ MAN I'M ONLY TRYING TO MAKE MY WAY ♪
455
00:28:39,152 --> 00:28:42,459
♪ I'VE BEEN THROWN IN THE GAME -
456
00:28:42,590 --> 00:28:44,026
♪ YEAH
457
00:28:45,462 --> 00:28:49,379
♪ NOW EVERY EYE'S ONE ME
458
00:28:50,163 --> 00:28:53,514
♪ ARE YOU GONNA LIKE WHAT YOU YA SEE? ♪
459
00:28:54,167 --> 00:28:58,301
♪ 'CAUSE THIS IS MY 15 MINUTES OF FAME ♪
460
00:29:02,741 --> 00:29:06,527
♪ UNDER THE SPOTLIGHT MICROSCOPE
461
00:29:06,657 --> 00:29:09,008
♪ I LIKE IT BETTER
462
00:29:09,138 --> 00:29:10,879
♪ IF THEY'D LEAVE ME ALONE
463
00:29:11,662 --> 00:29:13,969
♪ I KNOW WE ALL
464
00:29:14,100 --> 00:29:18,104
♪ TRY TO REACH FOR A STAR
465
00:29:19,845 --> 00:29:22,369
♪ STILL I'M OK
466
00:29:22,499 --> 00:29:26,373
♪ JUST WHERE WE REALLY ARE
467
00:29:26,503 --> 00:29:30,856
♪ UNDER THE SPOTLIGHT MICROSCOPE
468
00:29:30,986 --> 00:29:32,988
♪ I LIKE IT BETTER
469
00:29:33,119 --> 00:29:35,686
♪ IF THEY'D LEAVE ME ALONE
470
00:29:35,817 --> 00:29:40,213
♪ YOU, YOU MAY NEVER KNOW
♪ HOW I FEEL TODAY
471
00:29:40,953 --> 00:29:44,826
♪ MAN I'M ONLY TRYING TO MAKE MY WAY ♪
472
00:29:44,957 --> 00:29:48,482
♪ BUT I'VE BEEN THROWN IN THE GAME -
473
00:29:49,352 --> 00:29:50,484
♪ YEAH
474
00:29:51,137 --> 00:29:55,271
♪ UNDER THE SPOTLIGHT MICROSCOPE ♪
475
00:29:55,402 --> 00:29:59,101
♪ UNDER THE SPOTLIGHT MICROSCOPE
476
00:29:59,232 --> 00:30:02,452
♪ FOR MY 15 MINUTES OF FAME
477
00:30:28,174 --> 00:30:29,218
-YES!
478
00:30:36,051 --> 00:30:38,706
[ANNIE GROWLS AND BARKS]
479
00:30:38,837 --> 00:30:41,622
-IT'S ICE CREAM, IT'S
STRAWBERRY, AND IT'S MINE.
480
00:30:44,364 --> 00:30:45,887
[ANNIE GROWLS AND BARKS]
481
00:30:47,236 --> 00:30:48,629
-WHO DO YOU THINK
YOU ARE, STEPHANIE?
482
00:30:49,499 --> 00:30:50,849
[ANNIE WHINES]
483
00:30:57,812 --> 00:30:58,769
-YOU WANT SOME?
484
00:30:59,553 --> 00:31:01,860
DOUBLE BERRY
STRAWBERRY, EXTRA GOOEY.
485
00:31:05,559 --> 00:31:07,343
[ANNIE GROWLS]
486
00:31:08,867 --> 00:31:10,607
-OH, NO SWEET TOOTH, HUH?
487
00:31:11,826 --> 00:31:12,783
[ANNIE BARKS]
488
00:31:16,918 --> 00:31:20,313
-HOW ABOUT A 100%
FAT-FREE RICE CAKE?
489
00:31:21,705 --> 00:31:24,839
CARDBOARD FLAVOR, YUMMY, YUMMY.
490
00:31:39,071 --> 00:31:40,507
[ANNIE BARKS]
491
00:31:43,031 --> 00:31:44,598
-OH, MY GOD, YOU RECYCLE.
492
00:31:46,034 --> 00:31:48,689
[ANNIE BARKS]
493
00:31:50,734 --> 00:31:53,433
-STEPH, ARE YOU IN THERE?
494
00:31:57,785 --> 00:32:00,440
CAROLINE! CAROLINE, WAKE UP!
495
00:32:03,834 --> 00:32:05,097
-SO, LET ME GET
THIS STRAIGHT.
496
00:32:06,098 --> 00:32:08,491
SHE'S GONNA CALL
ME FROM THE STUDIO,
497
00:32:08,622 --> 00:32:10,276
AND YOU'RE GONNA
HAVE A CAMERA ON ME,
498
00:32:10,406 --> 00:32:14,541
AND I TALK TO THE
CAMERA, OR DO I TALK --
499
00:32:14,671 --> 00:32:16,021
-YEAH, RIGHT.
500
00:32:16,151 --> 00:32:17,326
-WHAT?
501
00:32:17,457 --> 00:32:18,675
-THAT'S A VERY
NICE COLOR FOR YOU.
502
00:32:18,806 --> 00:32:20,373
-REALLY? THANK YOU.
503
00:32:20,503 --> 00:32:22,462
YOU DON'T THINK IT OVERWHELMS
MY EYE SHADOW, DO YOU?
504
00:32:22,592 --> 00:32:23,767
-COME ON, MITCH. GO WITH IT.
505
00:32:23,898 --> 00:32:25,117
IT'S GOOD PUBLIC RELATIONS.
506
00:32:25,856 --> 00:32:27,554
-MITCH, TERRIFIC NEWS.
507
00:32:27,684 --> 00:32:29,817
YOUR POSTER, IT'S A BULLET,
THE HOTTEST ON THE MARKET!
508
00:32:30,600 --> 00:32:32,863
-TERRIFIC, BEEFCAKE IS MY LIFE.
509
00:32:32,994 --> 00:32:34,039
-COME ON, NEELY,
LET'S GET TO WORK.
510
00:32:34,169 --> 00:32:35,301
-ALL RIGHT. GOOD LUCK, MITCH.
511
00:32:37,129 --> 00:32:39,566
-[SIGHS] WHAT?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
512
00:32:39,696 --> 00:32:40,480
-YOUR CHEST.
513
00:32:40,610 --> 00:32:41,655
-MY CHEST.
514
00:32:41,785 --> 00:32:43,700
-YOU KNOW, IT'S PRETTY HAIRY.
515
00:32:43,831 --> 00:32:46,703
I WAS KINDA THINKING
THAT PROBABLY WE
SHOULD JUST SHAVE IT.
516
00:32:46,834 --> 00:32:49,184
-I'M KINDA THINKING
PROBABLY WE WON'T.
517
00:32:50,925 --> 00:32:53,058
NO, NOW STOP. I'M DONE.
518
00:32:53,188 --> 00:32:54,189
I'M TAN. I'M DONE.
519
00:32:56,496 --> 00:32:57,714
-IT'S POSSIBLE.
520
00:32:57,845 --> 00:32:59,064
-CAROLINE: THAT
ANNIE IS STEPHANIE?
521
00:32:59,194 --> 00:33:00,282
-NO, THAT THE
SPIRIT OF STEPHANIE
522
00:33:00,413 --> 00:33:02,023
LIVES INSIDE THE
BODY OF ANNIE.
523
00:33:04,460 --> 00:33:06,288
-ARE YOU TALKING
ABOUT REINCARNATION?
524
00:33:07,028 --> 00:33:09,030
-YEAH, THE SPIRIT
LIVES ETERNALLY,
525
00:33:09,161 --> 00:33:10,901
AND IT JUST JUMPS AROUND
AND BORROWS OTHER BODIES.
526
00:33:11,772 --> 00:33:13,426
YOU COULD HAVE BEEN A
BILLY GOAT IN ANOTHER LIFE.
527
00:33:13,556 --> 00:33:16,168
-NO, NO, NO, I
DEFINITELY THINK NOT.
528
00:33:16,298 --> 00:33:17,430
-HOW DO YOU KNOW?
529
00:33:17,560 --> 00:33:19,910
-BECAUSE I AM ALLERGIC TO WOOL.
530
00:33:20,563 --> 00:33:21,825
-MAYBE YOU WERE
A BAD BILLY GOAT,
531
00:33:21,956 --> 00:33:22,913
AND NOW IS YOUR PUNISHMENT.
532
00:33:23,044 --> 00:33:24,959
I BELIEVE IN REINCARNATION.
533
00:33:25,090 --> 00:33:28,571
-FINE, YOU BELIEVE
IN REINCARNATION,
BUT WHY? WHY ANNIE?
534
00:33:28,702 --> 00:33:30,051
-WELL, THINK ABOUT IT.
535
00:33:30,182 --> 00:33:31,096
SHE LOVES MITCH MORE
THAN ANYBODY ELSE,
536
00:33:31,226 --> 00:33:32,445
AND STEPHANIE AND MITCH HAD
537
00:33:32,575 --> 00:33:33,576
A CLOSE RELATIONSHIP
FOR A WHILE.
538
00:33:34,273 --> 00:33:35,926
-WAIT A SECOND, SOME
PEOPLE ARE JUST DOG PEOPLE.
539
00:33:36,057 --> 00:33:37,841
ANNIE PROBABLY
SENSES THAT, OKAY?
540
00:33:37,972 --> 00:33:39,800
MITCH LIKES ANNIE. THAT'S
ALL THERE IS TO IT.
541
00:33:40,496 --> 00:33:42,411
-SHE JUMPED INTO STEPHANIE'S
BED JUST LIKE IT WAS HER OWN.
542
00:33:42,542 --> 00:33:44,283
-THAT'S BECAUSE
NOBODY ELSE WAS IN IT.
543
00:33:44,413 --> 00:33:46,328
IT WAS MUCH MORE COMFORTABLE
THAN A BLANKET ON THE FLOOR.
544
00:33:47,460 --> 00:33:49,375
-SHE WORKS OUT ALL THE
TIME, ALWAYS RUNNING,
545
00:33:49,505 --> 00:33:50,289
JUST LIKE STEPHANIE.
546
00:33:50,419 --> 00:33:51,594
-JUST LIKE A DOG.
547
00:33:51,725 --> 00:33:53,857
-OKAY, SHE WON'T EAT JUNK FOOD.
548
00:33:53,988 --> 00:33:55,511
SHE ONLY EATS HEALTHY STUFF.
549
00:33:56,208 --> 00:33:58,123
SHE KEEPS HER BEDROOM
CLEANER THAN WE DO.
550
00:33:59,080 --> 00:34:00,255
SHE RECYCLES.
551
00:34:01,604 --> 00:34:03,302
FOR GOD'S SAKES,
CAROLINE, LOOK AT HER.
552
00:34:06,566 --> 00:34:08,176
SHE'S EVEN A LIFEGUARD.
553
00:34:15,270 --> 00:34:17,577
-NO. NO! I JUST,
I DON'T BUY IT.
554
00:34:18,491 --> 00:34:19,970
-OKAY, IF IT'S NOT STEPHANIE,
555
00:34:20,101 --> 00:34:22,060
THEN MAYBE IT'S A SIGN OF HER.
556
00:34:22,190 --> 00:34:24,018
-A SIGN?
557
00:34:24,149 --> 00:34:25,280
-YEAH, MAYBE SHE ARRANGED FOR
ANNIE TO COME INTO OUR LIVES,
558
00:34:25,411 --> 00:34:26,499
TO FIND US.
559
00:34:26,629 --> 00:34:27,674
-CAROLINE: WHY?
560
00:34:27,804 --> 00:34:29,980
-I DON'T KNOW, A
MESSAGE, A GIFT.
561
00:34:30,851 --> 00:34:31,895
[ANNIE BARKS]
562
00:34:33,767 --> 00:34:35,464
-WHAT IS WRONG WITH HER?
563
00:34:35,595 --> 00:34:37,118
-WE'RE ON DUTY IN TWO MINUTES.
564
00:34:37,945 --> 00:34:38,902
SHE KNEW.
565
00:34:45,692 --> 00:34:47,476
-HEY, KIDS, THERE'S A
PRETTY BIG RIP OUT THERE.
566
00:34:47,607 --> 00:34:49,435
STAY OUT OF THE WATER
'TIL IT MELLOWS OUT, HUH?
567
00:34:49,565 --> 00:34:50,436
-KIDS: OKAY.
568
00:34:51,828 --> 00:34:52,916
-CASSIE: MITCH, YOU THERE?
569
00:34:54,614 --> 00:34:56,268
-UH, YEAH, CASSIE.
570
00:34:57,878 --> 00:34:58,748
WHERE ARE YOU?
571
00:34:58,879 --> 00:35:00,010
-CASSIE: ON MY SET.
572
00:35:00,141 --> 00:35:00,968
WE'RE ABOUT READY TO GO HERE.
573
00:35:01,099 --> 00:35:02,361
-[LAUGHS]
574
00:35:02,491 --> 00:35:04,189
-WE'RE GONNA
PRE-TAPE THIS BIT NOW,
575
00:35:04,319 --> 00:35:05,103
AND THEN WE'RE GONNA PLAY
IT BACK ON THE SHOW TONIGHT.
576
00:35:05,233 --> 00:35:06,321
ANY PROBLEMS OUT THERE?
577
00:35:07,235 --> 00:35:08,671
-I DIDN'T SHAVE MY CHEST.
578
00:35:08,802 --> 00:35:10,195
-WELL, I DIDN'T
SHAVE MINE EITHER,
579
00:35:10,325 --> 00:35:11,848
BUT WHAT THE HECK,
IT'S THE '90S, RIGHT?
580
00:35:11,979 --> 00:35:14,024
-CASSIE: OKAY, LET'S GO.
581
00:35:14,155 --> 00:35:15,939
FOLKS, YOU ALL REMEMBER MY HERO,
582
00:35:16,070 --> 00:35:17,811
LIEUTENANT MITCH
BUCHANNON FROM BAYWATCH.
583
00:35:18,594 --> 00:35:20,988
WELL, I'M THINKING
ABOUT SURFING AGAIN,
584
00:35:21,119 --> 00:35:23,730
AND I REALLY THINK THAT
IT'S A VERY GOOD IDEA
585
00:35:23,860 --> 00:35:27,516
TO CHECK ON THE WAVES OUT THERE
FIRST, SO I'D LIKE TO KNOW.
586
00:35:27,647 --> 00:35:28,691
MITCH, WHAT'S IT LIKE OUT THERE?
587
00:35:29,692 --> 00:35:31,738
-WELL, CASSIE, LET'S
TAKE A LOOK AND SEE.
588
00:35:37,178 --> 00:35:38,788
IT'S PRETTY ROUGH OUT THERE.
589
00:35:39,702 --> 00:35:41,487
-CASSIE: [LAUGHS] I THINK
I'LL WAIT A WHILE, THEN.
590
00:35:42,270 --> 00:35:44,316
BY THE WAY, JAY LENO WANTS
YOU TO GIVE HIM A CALL,
591
00:35:44,446 --> 00:35:46,883
BECAUSE HE BOUGHT SOME
MORE GIRL SCOUT COOKIES.
592
00:35:55,849 --> 00:35:56,937
-CASSIE: SO,
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
593
00:35:57,067 --> 00:35:58,243
SHOULD I WAIT
FOR ANOTHER DAY?
594
00:36:01,246 --> 00:36:02,769
-GIRL: HELP!
595
00:36:02,899 --> 00:36:04,249
-I THOUGHT I TOLD THOSE KIDS!
596
00:36:05,163 --> 00:36:07,165
-CASSIE: MITCH, WHAT'S UP?
597
00:36:08,514 --> 00:36:10,603
REMEMBER, YOU GUYS,
WE'RE DOING A SHOW HERE.
598
00:36:10,733 --> 00:36:12,909
MITCH, WHOA, WHAT'S
GOING ON OUT THERE?
599
00:36:13,040 --> 00:36:14,607
WHAT IS IT, AN EARTHQUAKE?
600
00:36:18,567 --> 00:36:20,569
GO WITH HIM, GUYS
KEEP ROLLING TAPE.
601
00:36:24,660 --> 00:36:25,835
[ANNIE BARKS]
602
00:36:25,966 --> 00:36:26,967
-ANNIE!
603
00:36:28,011 --> 00:36:29,622
-GET IN THERE, GUYS, GET IN.
604
00:36:29,752 --> 00:36:30,840
-CASSIE: IS
SOMEBODY IN TROUBLE?
605
00:36:33,321 --> 00:36:35,193
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
THIS ISN'T REHEARSED.
606
00:36:35,323 --> 00:36:36,716
I THINK THIS IS
THE REAL THING.
607
00:36:38,935 --> 00:36:40,372
-GIRL: HELP!
608
00:36:54,777 --> 00:36:56,344
[ANNIE BARKS]
609
00:37:06,572 --> 00:37:08,269
-GIRL: HELP!
610
00:37:11,229 --> 00:37:13,448
-CASSIE: THERE'S ANOTHER
LIFEGUARD GOING TO HELP MITCH.
611
00:37:13,579 --> 00:37:14,754
SHE'S IN THE WATER NOW.
612
00:37:20,194 --> 00:37:22,588
THERE'S A SWIMMER IN TROUBLE,
A YOUNG GIRL, I THINK.
613
00:37:23,328 --> 00:37:24,807
THE LIFEGUARDS ARE
GETTING CLOSER TO HER.
614
00:37:27,680 --> 00:37:29,377
-CASSIE: GOOD JOB, GUYS,
YOU'RE GETTING IT ALL.
615
00:37:38,038 --> 00:37:39,387
-GIRL: HELP!
616
00:37:42,564 --> 00:37:44,000
-RIGHT THERE!
617
00:37:44,131 --> 00:37:45,437
-CASSIE: WAIT A SECOND.
618
00:37:45,567 --> 00:37:47,700
THERE'S A DOG SWIMMING
TO THE RESCUE.
619
00:37:50,006 --> 00:37:52,966
IT IS A DOG, SWIMMING
STRAIGHT TO THE LITTLE GIRL.
620
00:38:00,408 --> 00:38:03,585
SHE GOT THERE FIRST.
THIS IS TRULY AMAZING.
621
00:38:04,107 --> 00:38:05,587
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
622
00:38:05,718 --> 00:38:07,110
I HAVE NEVER SEEN
ANYTHING LIKE THAT BEFORE.
623
00:38:13,508 --> 00:38:14,727
-STAY WITH THE DOG.
624
00:38:18,731 --> 00:38:20,385
-CASSIE: MITCH IS THERE NOW,
625
00:38:20,515 --> 00:38:21,864
AND SO IS THE OTHER LIFEGUARD.
626
00:38:21,995 --> 00:38:23,257
-MITCH: ALL
RIGHT, HERE YOU GO.
627
00:38:23,388 --> 00:38:24,302
HERE YOU GO,
SWEETHEART, I GOT YOU.
628
00:38:24,432 --> 00:38:25,825
-SHES OKAY. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
629
00:38:25,955 --> 00:38:27,130
THE DOG SAVED HER.
630
00:38:31,874 --> 00:38:34,007
-MITCH: HERE YOU GO,
GRAB THE CAN, SWEETHEART.
631
00:38:34,137 --> 00:38:35,878
ALL RIGHT, OKAY.
632
00:38:36,009 --> 00:38:37,184
THERE YOU GO, I GOT YOU.
633
00:38:40,230 --> 00:38:41,449
-CASSIE: EVERYBODY'S OKAY.
634
00:38:42,145 --> 00:38:43,886
MAN'S BEST FRIEND
JUST PROVED WHY.
635
00:38:44,017 --> 00:38:45,323
-MITCH: OKAY, COME ON.
636
00:38:54,375 --> 00:38:56,464
-THERE'S THE DOG!
THE DOG SAVED ME!
637
00:39:01,382 --> 00:39:02,905
-LET'S SEE THE DOG.
638
00:39:03,036 --> 00:39:04,298
-CAMERAMAN: ALL RIGHT,
HURRY, GET IN CLOSE ON THE DOG.
639
00:39:11,784 --> 00:39:14,308
-CASSIE: I THINK THIS
IS ONE LUCKY LITTLE GIRL.
640
00:39:15,744 --> 00:39:17,746
A LIFEGUARD DOG SAVED
THAT LITTLE GIRL.
641
00:39:17,877 --> 00:39:19,792
IT'S A MIRACLE.
IT'S A REAL MIRACLE.
642
00:39:19,922 --> 00:39:21,359
NOW, THERE'S A HERO.
643
00:39:32,239 --> 00:39:34,154
I WANT THAT DOG ON THE SHOW.
644
00:39:34,894 --> 00:39:36,504
DOES ANYBODY KNOW IF
THAT DOG HAS AN AGENT?
645
00:39:43,250 --> 00:39:44,730
[APPLAUSE]
646
00:39:46,471 --> 00:39:47,472
-WE'RE BACK,
647
00:39:48,690 --> 00:39:52,738
AND ANNIE HERE RECEIVED A
SPECIAL PLAQUE FROM THE MAYOR,
648
00:39:52,868 --> 00:39:54,479
AND I UNDERSTAND THAT
THEY'RE WRITING A PART
649
00:39:54,609 --> 00:39:56,785
ESPECIALLY FOR HER
ON "MELROSE PLACE."
650
00:39:57,438 --> 00:39:59,571
[APPLAUSE]
651
00:40:08,362 --> 00:40:10,146
-THAT'S IT. ANYBODY
WANNA SEE IT AGAIN?
652
00:40:10,930 --> 00:40:12,584
-NO, I'VE PLAYED
IT A HUNDRED TIMES
653
00:40:12,714 --> 00:40:14,063
AND I STILL DON'T GET IT.
654
00:40:14,194 --> 00:40:15,587
-I GUESS IT'S TRUE
WHAT THEY SAY, HUH?
655
00:40:15,717 --> 00:40:17,719
EVERYBODY GETS THEIR
15 MINUTES OF FAME.
656
00:40:17,850 --> 00:40:19,155
-YOU KNOW, I WAS THINKING.
657
00:40:19,286 --> 00:40:21,723
IF ONE DOG YEAR IS
SEVEN HUMAN YEARS,
658
00:40:21,854 --> 00:40:23,682
HOW MANY MINUTES OF
FAME DOES A DOG GET?
659
00:40:28,904 --> 00:40:30,645
[ANNIE WHINES]
660
00:40:32,473 --> 00:40:33,953
-OH!
661
00:40:34,083 --> 00:40:35,476
-IS THAT--
662
00:40:36,129 --> 00:40:36,956
-YEAH, IT IS.
663
00:40:37,522 --> 00:40:38,305
[ANNIE BARKS]
664
00:40:38,436 --> 00:40:40,002
-OH.
665
00:40:40,133 --> 00:40:41,177
-MITCH: WHAT IS IT?
666
00:40:41,308 --> 00:40:42,788
-IT'S MY LOCKET.
667
00:40:42,918 --> 00:40:43,919
-SO?
668
00:40:44,877 --> 00:40:46,400
-SO, I LENT IT TO
STEPHANIE LAST YEAR,
669
00:40:46,531 --> 00:40:48,054
AND SHE'S THE ONLY ONE WHO
WOULD KNOW WHERE IT IS.
670
00:40:48,184 --> 00:40:49,447
[ANNIE WHINES]
671
00:40:55,322 --> 00:40:57,106
[ANNIE BARKS]
672
00:41:06,986 --> 00:41:07,900
-STEPHANIE?
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