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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,966 --> 00:00:12,708 [OPENING THEME PLAYING] 2 00:00:12,838 --> 00:00:15,885 ♪ SOME PEOPLE STAND IN THE DARKNESS ♪ 3 00:00:17,017 --> 00:00:20,759 ♪ AFRAID TO STEP INTO THE LIGHT ♪ 4 00:00:20,890 --> 00:00:24,589 ♪ SOME PEOPLE NEED TO HELP SOMEBODY ♪ 5 00:00:24,720 --> 00:00:28,028 ♪ WHEN THE EDGE OF SURRENDER'S IN SIGHT ♪ 6 00:00:28,158 --> 00:00:30,769 ♪ DON'T YOU WORRY 7 00:00:30,900 --> 00:00:33,903 ♪ IT'S GONNA BE ALRIGHT 8 00:00:36,993 --> 00:00:38,864 ♪ 'CAUSE I'M ALWAYS READY 9 00:00:38,995 --> 00:00:42,346 ♪ I WON'T LET YOU OUT OF MY SIGHT ♪ 10 00:00:45,349 --> 00:00:49,397 ♪ I'LL BE READY [I'LL BE READY] ♪ 11 00:00:49,527 --> 00:00:53,444 ♪ NEVER YOU FEAR [NO, DON'T YOU FEAR] ♪ 12 00:00:53,575 --> 00:00:56,534 ♪ I'LL BE READY 13 00:00:56,665 --> 00:00:59,842 ♪ FOREVER AND ALWAYS 14 00:00:59,972 --> 00:01:02,540 ♪ I'M ALWAYS HERE 15 00:01:20,906 --> 00:01:22,604 ♪ BECAUSE I'M ALWAYS READY 16 00:01:22,734 --> 00:01:26,347 ♪ I WON'T LET YOU OUT OF MY SIGHT ♪ 17 00:01:29,741 --> 00:01:33,615 ♪ I'LL BE READY [I'LL BE READY] ♪ 18 00:01:33,745 --> 00:01:37,662 ♪ NEVER YOU FEAR [NO, DON'T YOU FEAR] ♪ 19 00:01:37,793 --> 00:01:40,448 ♪ I'LL BE READY 20 00:01:40,578 --> 00:01:43,799 ♪ FOREVER AND ALWAYS 21 00:01:43,929 --> 00:01:47,150 ♪ I'M ALWAYS HERE. 22 00:02:01,295 --> 00:02:04,036 [REGGAE MUSIC PLAYING] 23 00:02:09,129 --> 00:02:12,958 ♪ SAY HELLO TO THESE NEW VIBRATIONS 24 00:02:13,089 --> 00:02:16,788 ♪ MAKE YOU WANNA LISTEN TO MY STATION 25 00:02:16,919 --> 00:02:19,139 ♪ ALL ALONE AND I KNOW YOUR NEAR ME 26 00:02:19,269 --> 00:02:20,966 -GUESS WHO'S COMING TO OUR BEACH TODAY? 27 00:02:21,097 --> 00:02:22,446 -WELL, I WILL TELL YOU. 28 00:02:22,968 --> 00:02:24,753 FOR STARTERS, WE HAVE THREE MONSTER 29 00:02:24,883 --> 00:02:26,842 REGGAE STARS SHOOTING A VIDEO. 30 00:02:26,972 --> 00:02:28,844 -GUESS WHO ELSE IS COMING TO OUR BEACH TODAY? 31 00:02:28,974 --> 00:02:30,019 -ENLIGHTEN ME. 32 00:02:33,196 --> 00:02:35,851 -SPECIAL AGENT DUDLEY DAWSON, UNITED STATES SECRET SERVICE. 33 00:02:37,635 --> 00:02:39,376 -SPECIAL AGENT DAWSON, THIS IS... 34 00:02:39,507 --> 00:02:42,988 -MITCHELL BUCHANNON, 6'4", 193 POUNDS, DIVORCED, EX-WIFE 35 00:02:43,119 --> 00:02:47,558 GAIL, ONE CHILD, SON, HOBIE, RANK LIEUTENANT. AM I FACTUAL? 36 00:02:47,689 --> 00:02:49,169 -VERY. 37 00:02:49,299 --> 00:02:50,735 -WELL, LIFE OR DEATH, THAT'S MY BUSINESS. 38 00:02:50,866 --> 00:02:51,823 ONE SMALL SCREW UP CAN MEAN A HUGE ACCIDENT. 39 00:02:51,954 --> 00:02:53,347 THAT'S WHY I DO MY HOMEWORK. 40 00:02:53,477 --> 00:02:54,565 -WELL, I GUESS I HAVEN'T DONE MINE. 41 00:02:54,696 --> 00:02:56,219 WHY ARE YOU HERE? 42 00:02:56,350 --> 00:02:57,786 -WELL, I NEED YOUR HELP, OUR PRESIDENT IS GOING TO 43 00:02:57,916 --> 00:02:59,744 BE TAKING HIS DAILY JOG ON THIS BEACH TODAY. 44 00:03:00,702 --> 00:03:01,572 -OUR PRESIDENT? 45 00:03:01,703 --> 00:03:03,183 -YES, DOES THAT DISGRUNTLE YOU? 46 00:03:03,313 --> 00:03:05,707 -DISGRUNTLE ME? NO. SURPRISE ME? YES. 47 00:03:05,837 --> 00:03:07,622 -YOU ARE A LOYAL AMERICAN? 48 00:03:07,752 --> 00:03:09,450 -YES, I AM A VERY LOYAL AMERICAN, 49 00:03:09,580 --> 00:03:11,582 I JUST WANNA KNOW WHY OUR PRESIDENT CHOSE THIS BEACH. 50 00:03:11,713 --> 00:03:12,888 -BECAUSE HE CAN. 51 00:03:13,018 --> 00:03:14,281 HE'S OUR PRESIDENT. 52 00:03:14,411 --> 00:03:16,065 AND I AM HIS POINT MAN. 53 00:03:16,196 --> 00:03:17,980 IT IS MY JOB, SHOULD IT BECOME NECESSARY, 54 00:03:18,110 --> 00:03:19,329 TO USE MY BODY AS A SHIELD TO PROTECT 55 00:03:19,460 --> 00:03:21,549 OUR COMMANDER IN CHIEF, OH... 56 00:03:22,767 --> 00:03:27,076 TEN-FOUR, TIGER SHARK, WE WILL COMMENCE OPERATION RAZORBACK. 57 00:03:27,207 --> 00:03:28,512 ON MY MARK... 58 00:03:31,820 --> 00:03:34,562 ON THREE, TWO, ONE, MARK. 59 00:03:35,519 --> 00:03:38,305 I WILL BE USURPING MUCH OF YOUR AUTHORITY DURING THE DAY. 60 00:03:38,435 --> 00:03:39,610 I HOPE YOU WON'T BE SLIGHTED, 61 00:03:39,741 --> 00:03:41,090 IT'S A MATTER OF NATIONAL SECURITY. 62 00:03:41,221 --> 00:03:42,787 THANK YOU. 63 00:03:44,615 --> 00:03:47,357 -NOT EVEN 9:30, THIS COULD BE ONE MOTHER OF A DAY. 64 00:03:47,488 --> 00:03:49,620 -ROGER THAT, TURTLEDOVE. 65 00:03:58,890 --> 00:04:01,676 -OK, OUT OF THE WAY, PLEASE, IT'S MY TURN. 66 00:04:01,806 --> 00:04:04,374 HOPEFULLY MY MAKE-UP WILL SET BEFORE IT STARTS TO MELT AGAIN. 67 00:04:04,505 --> 00:04:06,507 -WHY CAN'T THE AIR CONDITIONING GO OUT IN THE WINTER TIME? 68 00:04:06,637 --> 00:04:07,899 -BECAUSE THAT'S WHEN THE HEATING'S GONNA GO OUT. 69 00:04:08,030 --> 00:04:08,987 -OH. 70 00:04:10,772 --> 00:04:12,687 -FUNNY, IT SEEMS TO ME... 71 00:04:12,817 --> 00:04:15,994 IS THERE ANYTHING SPECIAL ABOUT TODAY? 72 00:04:16,125 --> 00:04:18,475 -IF YOU CALL GETTING A ROOT CANAL ON YOUR ONLY DAY OFF 73 00:04:18,606 --> 00:04:20,956 IN TWO WEEKS SPECIAL, THEN TODAY'S PRETTY SPECIAL. 74 00:04:21,609 --> 00:04:23,698 AT LEAST THE DENTIST WILL HAVE AIR CONDITIONING. 75 00:04:23,828 --> 00:04:25,526 HAVE A NICE DAY. 76 00:04:26,396 --> 00:04:27,528 -YOU TOO. 77 00:04:35,797 --> 00:04:37,712 BIRTHDAY'S ARE FOR KIDS ANYWAY. 78 00:04:56,861 --> 00:04:58,167 HEY, WHAT'S UP? 79 00:04:58,298 --> 00:05:00,038 -GNARLY RIP CURRENT FOR STARTERS. 80 00:05:00,169 --> 00:05:01,518 -REALLY, HOW BAD? 81 00:05:01,649 --> 00:05:03,215 -ALMOST AS BAD AS A ZILLION JELLYFISH 82 00:05:03,346 --> 00:05:05,305 REPORTED ALL THE WAY FROM POINT DOOM TO VENICE. 83 00:05:05,435 --> 00:05:06,871 -GREAT. 84 00:05:07,002 --> 00:05:08,569 SO WHAT'S WITH ALL THE BIKERS, DO YOU KNOW? 85 00:05:08,699 --> 00:05:10,962 -OH, IT'S THEIR ANNUAL SUMMER BBQ AND BEACH BASH. 86 00:05:11,093 --> 00:05:13,443 BASH IN A FUN-LOVING SENSE, I HOPE. 87 00:05:14,749 --> 00:05:18,753 -SO, ANYTHING INTERESTING OR EXCITING GOING ON TONIGHT? 88 00:05:18,883 --> 00:05:21,843 -TONIGHT? I'M JUST TRYING TO GET PAST TODAY. 89 00:05:23,105 --> 00:05:26,674 IT'S VERY HOT, HOT, HOT, HOT, HOT. 90 00:05:27,588 --> 00:05:30,242 -MAN: HEY MAN, CHECK THIS GUY OUT! 91 00:05:30,373 --> 00:05:33,855 [SHOUTS OF CONSTERNATION] 92 00:05:33,985 --> 00:05:36,118 -WOMAN: YOU'RE GONNA KILL SOMEONE! 93 00:05:40,427 --> 00:05:43,168 -MAN: GET OUTTA HERE! YOU DON'T BELONG HERE! 94 00:05:59,707 --> 00:06:02,274 -OK, I'M LOOKING FOR A TEN-YEAR-OLD BOY NAMED MARCUS. 95 00:06:02,405 --> 00:06:05,887 I'M HOLDING A JENNY, FIVE YEARS OLD, BLONDE HAIR, 96 00:06:06,670 --> 00:06:08,455 AND A 7-YEAR-OLD BOY WHO INSISTS 97 00:06:08,585 --> 00:06:11,762 HIS NAME IS ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER, OVER. 98 00:06:12,328 --> 00:06:15,026 MAN, HOW COME I GET BABYSITTING DETAIL? 99 00:06:16,854 --> 00:06:22,860 [RADIOS CHATTERING AND PHONES RINGING] 100 00:06:32,479 --> 00:06:34,394 -WOULD YOU BE MR. MADISON? 101 00:06:35,090 --> 00:06:38,441 -AND WOULD YOU BE MR. PARNELL FROM THE IRS? 102 00:06:38,572 --> 00:06:40,443 -I WOULD, INDEED. 103 00:06:41,052 --> 00:06:43,490 -MR. MADISON, THE INTERNAL REVENUE SERVICE 104 00:06:43,620 --> 00:06:45,666 AGREED TO COME TO YOU FOR YOUR TAX AUDIT, 105 00:06:45,796 --> 00:06:49,757 OUT OF DEFERENCE TO YOUR JOB AS A PROTECTOR OF OUR CITIZENS, 106 00:06:50,758 --> 00:06:54,631 BUT OUR APPOINTMENT WAS SCHEDULED FOR 9:30. 107 00:06:54,762 --> 00:06:57,678 NOT 9:32. 108 00:06:58,374 --> 00:07:01,899 -I'M SORRY I'M LATE, BUT IT'S JUST TWO LITTLE MINUTES. 109 00:07:02,030 --> 00:07:03,161 I MEAN, NO BIGGIE, RIGHT? 110 00:07:04,119 --> 00:07:06,382 -REALLY? WE'LL SEE. 111 00:07:08,210 --> 00:07:11,256 MAY I EXAMINE YOUR TAX RECEIPTS FOR LAST YEAR? 112 00:07:26,097 --> 00:07:28,796 -BOY, HOW ABOUT THIS HEATWAVE? 113 00:07:28,926 --> 00:07:31,015 YEAH, I DON'T THINK IT COULD GET ANY HOTTER, DO YOU? 114 00:07:31,146 --> 00:07:34,018 -ON THE CONTRARY, I HAVE THE FEELING 115 00:07:34,149 --> 00:07:37,587 THE TEMPERATURE IS JUST STARTING TO CLIMB. 116 00:07:39,546 --> 00:07:42,026 -CODY, WE GOT A COUPLE OF KAMIKAZE JET-SKIERS 117 00:07:42,157 --> 00:07:43,332 STRAFING SOME SURFERS OFF TOWER 18. 118 00:07:43,463 --> 00:07:44,899 -LET'S GO! 119 00:07:45,029 --> 00:07:46,857 HEY, I'M SORRY, MR. PARNELL, BUT IT'S MY JOB. 120 00:07:46,988 --> 00:07:48,598 I'VE GOT CITIZENS TO PROTECT. 121 00:07:49,686 --> 00:07:51,645 BE BACK SOON AND WE'LL FINISH THIS UP. 122 00:07:54,604 --> 00:07:57,607 [INTENSE ROCK MUSIC] 123 00:08:04,396 --> 00:08:05,920 -GOT IT. 124 00:08:13,536 --> 00:08:14,711 -MALE JETSKIER: MAN, HERE COME THE LIFEGUARDS! 125 00:08:16,278 --> 00:08:18,106 -YEAH, LET'S GET OUT OF HERE! 126 00:08:23,372 --> 00:08:24,547 -MALE SURFER: YEAH! GO GET'EM! 127 00:08:28,464 --> 00:08:30,684 -MAKE THEM GO! 128 00:08:30,814 --> 00:08:33,861 [INTENSE ELECTRIC ROCK MUSIC] 129 00:08:50,486 --> 00:08:52,140 -JETSKIER: SPLIT UP! 130 00:08:52,270 --> 00:08:53,794 HIT THE MARINA! 131 00:09:45,715 --> 00:09:47,412 -CUT YOUR ENGINE! 132 00:09:49,240 --> 00:09:51,155 CUT IT NOW! 133 00:09:55,595 --> 00:09:57,771 GRAB ON, TAKE MY BOWLINE. 134 00:10:01,905 --> 00:10:03,385 -CUT YOUR MOTOR! 135 00:10:05,822 --> 00:10:07,519 I SAID, SHUT IT DOWN. 136 00:10:08,303 --> 00:10:09,957 YOU SHOULD LEARN HOW TO LISTEN. 137 00:10:19,357 --> 00:10:23,579 -YES! THAT'LL TEACH YOU! 138 00:10:24,972 --> 00:10:26,538 -HOLD STILL. 139 00:10:30,717 --> 00:10:32,632 HERE, GRAB ON. 140 00:10:35,243 --> 00:10:37,724 -YOU KEEP DRINKING A LOT OF WATER, ALRIGHT? 141 00:10:37,854 --> 00:10:39,203 WE'RE HAVING A HEATWAVE, 142 00:10:39,334 --> 00:10:41,075 I MEAN, IT'S A REAL SCORCHER OUT HERE. 143 00:10:41,205 --> 00:10:42,990 HEAT PROSTRATION CAN REALLY KNOCK YOU OUT! 144 00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:44,905 ALRIGHT. 145 00:10:48,038 --> 00:10:49,561 -YEAH, PRESIDENT'S REAGAN, BUSH, 146 00:10:49,692 --> 00:10:51,085 WHENEVER THEY WERE IN LOS ANGELES, 147 00:10:51,215 --> 00:10:52,826 I WAS ALWAYS ON THE JOB, SCANNING THE CROWD, 148 00:10:52,956 --> 00:10:54,741 RUNNING ALONGSIDE THE LIMOUSINE. 149 00:10:54,871 --> 00:10:56,177 ALWAYS ON GUARD, READY TO LAY DOWN MY LIFE, 150 00:10:56,307 --> 00:10:57,265 OR WHATEVER IT TOOK. 151 00:10:57,395 --> 00:10:59,093 -CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION? 152 00:10:59,223 --> 00:11:00,747 -AS LONG AS IT'S NOT CLASSIFIED INFORMATION. 153 00:11:00,877 --> 00:11:02,792 -AREN'T YOU HOT IN THAT SUIT? 154 00:11:02,923 --> 00:11:05,360 -SIR, I AM ON DUTY, I AM PATROLLING MY SECTOR, 155 00:11:05,490 --> 00:11:07,318 ON GUARD FOR ANY KIND OF SABOTAGE OR VILLAINY. 156 00:11:07,449 --> 00:11:10,408 -AGENT DAWSON, YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE ON THE BEACH 157 00:11:10,539 --> 00:11:13,411 WEARING A DARK SUIT AND DRESS SHOES FILLED WITH SAND. 158 00:11:13,542 --> 00:11:15,283 WE ARE HAVING A HEATWAVE. 159 00:11:15,413 --> 00:11:17,720 NOW, DON'T YOU THINK, IF THERE IS ANY SABOTEUR OR VILLAIN 160 00:11:17,851 --> 00:11:19,896 OUT THERE, THEY'RE GOING TO KNOW EXACTLY WHO YOU ARE? 161 00:11:35,303 --> 00:11:37,609 -MITCH, THE SWITCHBOARD AT HEADQUARTERS 162 00:11:37,740 --> 00:11:39,394 IS LIT UP LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE. 163 00:11:39,524 --> 00:11:41,483 FIRST OFF, A BUNCH OF GANG GUYS HASSLED A FISHERMAN, 164 00:11:41,613 --> 00:11:42,876 THEY MADE HIM JUMP OFF THE PIER. 165 00:11:43,006 --> 00:11:44,529 -WHO'S ON IT? 166 00:11:44,660 --> 00:11:45,269 -WELL, BARNET'S RESPONDED, HE MADE THE RESCUE. 167 00:11:45,400 --> 00:11:46,618 -YEAH, WERE THEY ARMED? 168 00:11:46,749 --> 00:11:47,750 -THE GANG GUYS, I DON'T KNOW. 169 00:11:47,881 --> 00:11:49,317 -WERE THERE ANY KIND OF ANTI-AMERICAN 170 00:11:49,447 --> 00:11:50,927 CHANTS, SIGNS, SLOGANS? 171 00:11:51,058 --> 00:11:52,059 -I DON'T KNOW THAT EITHER. 172 00:11:52,189 --> 00:11:53,843 -WHAT DID THEY SAY TO THE FISHERMAN? 173 00:11:53,974 --> 00:11:55,149 -JUMP, I GUESS. 174 00:11:55,279 --> 00:11:56,063 -WHERE'S NEWMIE? 175 00:11:56,193 --> 00:11:57,717 -HE'S ON A CALL WITH CODY. 176 00:11:57,847 --> 00:11:59,153 OH, AND THIS LADY CALLED IN FROM MALIBU. 177 00:11:59,283 --> 00:12:00,850 SHE SAID A KID CRASHED HIS HANG GLIDER 178 00:12:00,981 --> 00:12:02,417 INTO HER SWIMMING POOL. 179 00:12:02,547 --> 00:12:03,723 -SOUNDS LIKE A RECONNAISSANCE FLIGHT TO ME. 180 00:12:03,853 --> 00:12:05,812 -I'M SURE IT WAS, THE BOY WAS 17, 181 00:12:05,942 --> 00:12:07,204 AND THE LADY WAS SUNBATHING IN THE NUDE. 182 00:12:07,988 --> 00:12:10,164 IT'S CRAZY OUT THERE, MITCH, AND IT'S ONLY 10:30. 183 00:12:10,773 --> 00:12:12,470 -ALL RIGHT, CALL DISPATCH, GET THEM TO RUN 184 00:12:12,601 --> 00:12:14,603 THE LIST OF LIFEGUARDS, TELL'EM I WANT THEM ALL ON THE SAND. 185 00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:16,779 TELL'EM IT'S OKAY TO RUN OVERTIME SHIFTS. 186 00:12:21,697 --> 00:12:23,090 -I WANT CONTROL OF THE PERIMETER. 187 00:12:23,220 --> 00:12:24,961 I WANT YOU TO CLEAR THIS BEACH NOW. 188 00:12:26,571 --> 00:12:29,923 -YOU WANT ME TO TELL 200,000 PEOPLE TO GO HOME, 189 00:12:30,053 --> 00:12:31,663 THAT THE BEACH IS CLOSED? 190 00:12:31,794 --> 00:12:33,404 -LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, MY FRIEND, ANY ONE OF 191 00:12:33,535 --> 00:12:35,102 THESE 200,000 PEOPLE COULD BE A POTENTIAL TERRORIST. 192 00:12:35,232 --> 00:12:37,757 NEED I REMIND YOU, OUR PRESIDENT IS GOING TO BE JOGGING 193 00:12:37,887 --> 00:12:39,367 ON THIS BEACH AT 16:30 HOURS. 194 00:12:39,497 --> 00:12:41,761 -YOU WATCH A LOT OF TELEVISION, DON'T YOU? 195 00:12:50,900 --> 00:12:52,075 -CAN YOU FEEL THAT, C.J.? 196 00:12:52,815 --> 00:12:53,729 -UH-UH. 197 00:12:53,860 --> 00:12:55,470 -WELL, I CERTAINLY HOPE NOT. 198 00:12:55,600 --> 00:12:57,124 IT TOOK THREE SHOTS OF NOVOCAINE TO GET YOU NUMB. 199 00:12:57,951 --> 00:12:59,343 -I CAN'T FEEL A THING. 200 00:12:59,474 --> 00:13:00,780 -GOOD. 201 00:13:01,650 --> 00:13:03,695 [BEEPER RINGS] 202 00:13:05,741 --> 00:13:07,569 -UH-OH, I GOTTA GO. 203 00:13:07,699 --> 00:13:09,136 -WHAT? 204 00:13:09,266 --> 00:13:10,833 -BAYWATCH, CODE 3, HAFFA GO TO WORK. 205 00:13:10,964 --> 00:13:13,705 [METALLIC CLANGING] 206 00:13:21,975 --> 00:13:23,454 -MOM! 207 00:13:25,108 --> 00:13:26,283 DAD! 208 00:13:28,546 --> 00:13:29,809 MOM! 209 00:13:34,204 --> 00:13:35,858 [WHIMPERS] 210 00:14:02,102 --> 00:14:03,016 -[MUMBLES WITH FROZEN MOUTH] 211 00:14:03,146 --> 00:14:04,408 -WHAT? 212 00:14:05,061 --> 00:14:05,932 -[MUMBLES] 213 00:14:06,062 --> 00:14:08,064 -I CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOU, LADY. 214 00:14:08,935 --> 00:14:10,371 -YO MAMA, MAMA. 215 00:14:10,501 --> 00:14:11,763 -OH, MY MOM? 216 00:14:11,894 --> 00:14:13,069 I DON'T KNOW, SHE'S LOST. 217 00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:14,201 -[MUMBLES] 218 00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:15,593 -WHAT? 219 00:14:15,724 --> 00:14:16,768 -COME ON. 220 00:14:18,596 --> 00:14:20,816 [ELECTRIC ROCK BALLAD] 221 00:14:35,178 --> 00:14:38,225 [SNEAKY MUSIC] 222 00:14:57,853 --> 00:14:59,811 [KID WHINING] 223 00:14:59,942 --> 00:15:02,771 -DISPATCH, WE'VE GOT A PROCEDURE QUESTION. 224 00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:06,340 MR. SCHWARZENEGGER HERE SAYS HE NEEDS TO USE THE BATHROOM. 225 00:15:06,470 --> 00:15:08,951 BUT IF I GO WITH HIM, WHAT DO I DO WITH JENNY? 226 00:15:09,082 --> 00:15:10,474 OVER. 227 00:15:10,605 --> 00:15:12,215 -JORDAN: WE'RE ON OUR WAY OVER TO YOU, MANNY, 228 00:15:12,346 --> 00:15:13,695 JUST A LITTLE CROWDED. 229 00:15:13,825 --> 00:15:15,001 TAKE ARNOLD INTO THE OCEAN. 230 00:15:15,131 --> 00:15:16,567 JUST KIDDING! 231 00:15:16,698 --> 00:15:18,221 WE'RE ALMOST THERE. 232 00:15:18,352 --> 00:15:19,962 -THIRTY YARDS SOUTH OF THE ROCK JETTY? 233 00:15:20,615 --> 00:15:22,443 OKAY, HOW FAR APART ARE THE CONTRACTIONS? 234 00:15:22,573 --> 00:15:24,140 CONTRACTIONS? YOU GOT A BABY ON THE BEACH? 235 00:15:24,271 --> 00:15:25,837 I'LL SEND A CALL CAR TO NOTIFY ST. JOHN'S HOSPITAL. 236 00:15:25,968 --> 00:15:27,230 WANNA TOSS A COIN? -I'LL TAKE IT. 237 00:15:28,405 --> 00:15:30,059 -295, THIS IS SAMANTHA. 238 00:15:30,190 --> 00:15:32,627 [SIREN BLARING] 239 00:15:38,241 --> 00:15:41,462 [WOMAN SCREAMING] 240 00:15:42,767 --> 00:15:44,987 -OK, TAKE IT EASY, TAKE IT EASY. 241 00:15:45,118 --> 00:15:47,207 WHEN WAS THE LAST CONTRACTION? 242 00:15:47,337 --> 00:15:48,295 [WOMAN SCREAMS THROUGH HER TEETH] 243 00:15:48,425 --> 00:15:50,514 WHOA, THAT WOULD BE IT. 244 00:15:50,645 --> 00:15:52,038 [WOMAN SCREAMING] 245 00:15:52,777 --> 00:15:55,171 -CHRIS, JENNA, BRING THE OB KIT OUT HERE. 246 00:15:55,780 --> 00:15:57,782 -YOU NEED ANY HELP? I'M FIELD QUALIFIED FOR FIRST AID. 247 00:15:57,913 --> 00:16:00,133 -NO, DUDLEY, I THINK WE GOT IT COVERED. 248 00:16:00,785 --> 00:16:02,831 THE NEW LOOK IS MUCH BETTER. 249 00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:04,746 [WOMAN GASPING] 250 00:16:06,487 --> 00:16:07,879 WHAT'S YOUR NAME? 251 00:16:08,010 --> 00:16:09,664 -IT'S ANNE. -HI, ANNE, HOW ARE YA DOING? 252 00:16:09,794 --> 00:16:11,274 MY NAME IS MITCH, AND THIS IS JENNA, AND THIS IS CHRIS. 253 00:16:11,405 --> 00:16:12,754 -I'M GONNA HAVE A BABY! 254 00:16:12,884 --> 00:16:14,582 -NOW, DON'T WORRY, WE'VE DONE THIS BEFORE. 255 00:16:14,712 --> 00:16:16,497 NOW, WE'RE GOING TO CUT YOUR BATHING SUIT OFF. 256 00:16:16,627 --> 00:16:18,281 KEEP BREATHING, KEEP BREATHING. 257 00:16:18,412 --> 00:16:20,936 WHOA, IT'S ALREADY CROWNING, HUH? 258 00:16:21,893 --> 00:16:23,243 IT'S ANXIOUS TO GET A TAN! 259 00:16:23,373 --> 00:16:24,809 OK, ON THREE, I WANT YOU TO PUSH. 260 00:16:24,940 --> 00:16:26,724 ONE, TWO, THREE. PUSH! 261 00:16:26,855 --> 00:16:27,682 [WOMAN SCREAMS] 262 00:16:27,812 --> 00:16:28,726 OH, THERE'S THE HEAD! 263 00:16:28,857 --> 00:16:30,163 COME ON, KEEP PUSHING! 264 00:16:30,293 --> 00:16:31,947 ONE, TWO, THREE. PUSH! 265 00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:35,516 COME ON, ALMOST OUT! 266 00:16:36,299 --> 00:16:37,474 HE'S COMING! HE'S COMING! 267 00:16:37,605 --> 00:16:39,172 PUSH! PUSH! 268 00:16:39,302 --> 00:16:40,477 HE'S ALMOST HERE, I MEAN... 269 00:16:40,608 --> 00:16:42,088 SHE'S HERE! 270 00:16:42,218 --> 00:16:44,394 YOU GOT YOURSELF A LITTLE GIRL. 271 00:16:45,134 --> 00:16:46,614 -IT'S A GIRL. 272 00:16:46,744 --> 00:16:48,616 [BABY CRYING] 273 00:16:53,055 --> 00:16:57,016 -CHRIS, GET SOME SMELLING SALTS FOR SPECIAL AGENT DAWSON. 274 00:17:01,716 --> 00:17:04,762 -OK, YEAH, I THINK I GOT ALL OF THE STINGER OUT. 275 00:17:05,633 --> 00:17:07,591 NOW, YOU AREN'T ALLERGIC TO BEE STINGS OR ANYTHING, ARE YOU? 276 00:17:08,549 --> 00:17:11,247 GOOD, 'CAUSE THESE THINGS CAN GET REAL BIG, REAL FAST. 277 00:17:11,378 --> 00:17:13,554 THEN ANAPHYLACTIC SHOCK SETS IN AND... 278 00:17:14,163 --> 00:17:15,599 DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. YOU'RE GONNA BE FINE. 279 00:17:16,600 --> 00:17:18,080 -LADY, LADY, LIFEGUARD! 280 00:17:18,211 --> 00:17:20,300 THERE'S A MAN'S HEAD IN THE TRASH CAN! 281 00:17:20,430 --> 00:17:22,215 IT'S ALL GROSS, GET IT OUT, PLEASE! 282 00:17:22,345 --> 00:17:23,781 -IT'S JUST A HEAD, THERE'S NO BODY. 283 00:17:23,912 --> 00:17:25,131 SOMEONE MUST HAVE CUT UP THE PIECES 284 00:17:25,261 --> 00:17:27,785 LIKE WITH A KNIFE AND LIKE, I CAN'T STAND IT. 285 00:17:27,916 --> 00:17:30,049 OVER THERE! IT'S SO GROSS! 286 00:17:30,658 --> 00:17:31,702 IT'S OVER THERE. 287 00:17:31,833 --> 00:17:33,052 IT'S RIGHT IN THAT TRASH CAN. 288 00:17:33,182 --> 00:17:36,664 [SCARY MUSIC] 289 00:17:47,762 --> 00:17:49,720 [GROANS] 290 00:18:00,035 --> 00:18:01,080 -MORNING! 291 00:18:02,907 --> 00:18:04,387 -MORNING. 292 00:18:15,790 --> 00:18:17,618 -ARE YOU OK? 293 00:18:18,184 --> 00:18:19,881 THE RIP CURRENT IS VERY STRONG TODAY. 294 00:18:20,011 --> 00:18:22,492 YOU'VE GOT TO BE CAREFUL, OK? 295 00:18:28,019 --> 00:18:29,238 HELLO. 296 00:18:30,718 --> 00:18:31,762 HI. 297 00:18:31,893 --> 00:18:33,416 -HI! -WHAT'S YOUR NAME? 298 00:18:33,547 --> 00:18:35,026 -WILLA, WHAT'S YOURS? 299 00:18:35,157 --> 00:18:37,116 -JORDAN, IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG? 300 00:18:38,639 --> 00:18:39,683 -I'M LOST. 301 00:18:40,597 --> 00:18:42,033 -WELL, LET'S SEE IF I CAN HELP YOU. 302 00:18:45,428 --> 00:18:47,256 -FIRST AID IS RIGHT DOWN IN THERE. 303 00:18:47,387 --> 00:18:49,084 THEY'LL COOL OFF THAT SUNBURN FOR YOU TWO. 304 00:18:49,215 --> 00:18:50,651 -THANKS. 305 00:18:51,217 --> 00:18:52,783 -ENJOY YOUR HONEYMOON. 306 00:18:58,963 --> 00:18:59,964 I'M BACK. 307 00:19:01,052 --> 00:19:02,489 SO HOW'S IT GOING? 308 00:19:03,533 --> 00:19:05,666 -NOT WELL, MR. MADISON. 309 00:19:06,275 --> 00:19:08,582 -IS THERE A PROBLEM? -SEVERAL. 310 00:19:09,539 --> 00:19:11,411 LET'S START WITH A PROBLEM. 311 00:19:12,107 --> 00:19:14,718 GRANTED, YOUR VOCATION IS A PROFESSIONAL LIFEGUARD, 312 00:19:14,849 --> 00:19:16,546 HOWEVER LISTING SUNBLOCK 313 00:19:16,677 --> 00:19:19,201 AS A BUSINESS EXPENSE IS NOT GRANTED. 314 00:19:19,854 --> 00:19:21,203 -NO? -NO. 315 00:19:21,334 --> 00:19:22,683 -I THOUGHT YOU... -YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE. 316 00:19:22,813 --> 00:19:25,164 SHALL WE CONTINUE DOWN OUR LIST? 317 00:19:32,127 --> 00:19:34,738 -BOY: PUT YOUR CLOTHES BACK ON! 318 00:19:34,869 --> 00:19:36,566 -BOY, OH BOY, OH BOY. 319 00:19:39,482 --> 00:19:42,311 -ALRIGHT, EXCUSE ME, EXCUSE ME, PLEASE. 320 00:19:42,442 --> 00:19:43,617 LET ME THROUGH. 321 00:19:47,316 --> 00:19:48,187 HI! 322 00:19:48,317 --> 00:19:49,492 -HUH? OH, HI. 323 00:19:49,623 --> 00:19:50,841 -WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 324 00:19:51,929 --> 00:19:53,017 -SHOWERING. 325 00:19:54,845 --> 00:19:56,934 -COULD YOU JUST GRAB THIS PLEASE? 326 00:19:57,544 --> 00:19:59,067 -BUT I'M NOT DROWNING. 327 00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:01,243 -JUST DO IT QUICKLY, DISCRETELY, THANKS. 328 00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:04,681 OK, COME ON, SHOW'S OVER. 329 00:20:04,812 --> 00:20:06,944 THANKS, BYE. 330 00:20:10,339 --> 00:20:13,560 YOU'RE THE MAN FROM THE GARBAGE CAN, AREN'T YOU? 331 00:20:13,690 --> 00:20:15,431 -YEAH. 332 00:20:15,562 --> 00:20:18,478 I LIKE TO THINK OF IT AS A MOBILE HOME WITH AN OCEAN VIEW. 333 00:20:18,608 --> 00:20:22,003 -WELL, SIR, YOU CAN'T JUST DO THIS, YOU KNOW? 334 00:20:22,133 --> 00:20:23,265 -NO? -UH-UH. 335 00:20:24,962 --> 00:20:25,920 WHAT'S YOUR NAME? 336 00:20:26,834 --> 00:20:28,052 -FELLA. 337 00:20:28,705 --> 00:20:31,230 YOU KNOW, WHEN PEOPLE SAY, "GET OUTTA HERE, FELLA." 338 00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:33,797 AND "FELLA, WE DON'T LIKE YOU." 339 00:20:33,928 --> 00:20:36,017 THAT'S THE FELLA FELLA. 340 00:20:36,670 --> 00:20:38,715 IT SAVES INTRODUCTIONS. 341 00:20:39,325 --> 00:20:41,718 -RIGHT, FELLA, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO KEEP YOUR CLOTHES ON 342 00:20:41,849 --> 00:20:43,198 OR I'M GOING TO HAVE TO CALL THE COPS, ALRIGHT? 343 00:20:43,329 --> 00:20:44,330 -YEAH? 344 00:20:46,157 --> 00:20:47,333 -RIGHT. 345 00:20:48,334 --> 00:20:49,770 OH, PERFECT. 346 00:20:49,900 --> 00:20:51,902 UM, WE'LL JUST TRADE! 347 00:20:52,033 --> 00:20:54,122 NICE AND EASY, ON THE COUNT OF THREE, ALRIGHT? 348 00:20:57,299 --> 00:20:58,735 ONE. 349 00:20:58,866 --> 00:20:59,736 TWO. 350 00:20:59,867 --> 00:21:01,303 THREE. 351 00:21:03,218 --> 00:21:05,438 -GIRL: LIFEGUARD! LIFEGUARD! 352 00:21:05,568 --> 00:21:07,048 -UH, WHAT NEXT? 353 00:21:08,615 --> 00:21:10,051 -YOU SEE HER ANYWHERE? 354 00:21:10,181 --> 00:21:11,357 -NOPE. 355 00:21:11,487 --> 00:21:12,706 -MAN: HEY, LIFEGUARD! 356 00:21:12,836 --> 00:21:15,926 [HONKING HORN] 357 00:21:16,057 --> 00:21:19,278 -DRIVER: WHOO-HOO! 358 00:21:33,117 --> 00:21:34,423 GOD, I LOVE THE BEACH. 359 00:21:36,033 --> 00:21:37,644 HEY, GIRLS! 360 00:21:37,774 --> 00:21:39,298 I'M GOING TO CATALINA! 361 00:21:40,516 --> 00:21:42,301 WHOO-HOO, CATALINA GIRLS! 362 00:21:48,742 --> 00:21:50,918 [ENGINE STRUGGLING] -DID YOU SEE THAT GUY? 363 00:21:51,571 --> 00:21:53,137 -HE'S LOST, WATCH HIM. 364 00:21:53,268 --> 00:21:54,182 -WASH HIM? 365 00:21:54,313 --> 00:21:55,444 -I SAID, WATCH HIM. 366 00:21:55,575 --> 00:21:56,532 -WHAT? 367 00:21:56,663 --> 00:21:57,881 -WOMAN: LOSER! 368 00:22:01,711 --> 00:22:04,627 -DRIVER: WHOO-HOO! 369 00:22:04,758 --> 00:22:06,586 [LAUGHS] 370 00:22:06,716 --> 00:22:10,416 -OH, HI! WHAT? 371 00:22:10,546 --> 00:22:13,506 AH, COME ON, AH, COME ON NOW. 372 00:22:13,636 --> 00:22:14,768 WAIT, I'M GOING TO CATALINA! 373 00:22:14,898 --> 00:22:15,769 YOU WANNA GO? 374 00:22:15,899 --> 00:22:17,510 WE COULD RUN AW-- WHOA! 375 00:22:17,640 --> 00:22:20,513 WHAT, OH HEY, COME ON, WHAT? 376 00:22:20,643 --> 00:22:22,341 -GREAT, GOOD LUCK! 377 00:22:24,691 --> 00:22:26,083 -WHAT'S UP? 378 00:22:26,214 --> 00:22:27,781 -I'M STARVING, THIS DAY'S BEEN A NIGHTMARE! 379 00:22:27,911 --> 00:22:29,043 TOO BUSY TO EAT! 380 00:22:29,173 --> 00:22:30,653 WHO'S YOUR PAL? 381 00:22:30,784 --> 00:22:32,089 -HIS NAME'S MIKEY, HE CAN'T FIND HIS PARENTS, 382 00:22:32,220 --> 00:22:33,221 SO I'M GONNA GO HELP HIM. 383 00:22:33,352 --> 00:22:35,571 -I'LL HELP YOU IN JUST A MINUTE. 384 00:22:36,311 --> 00:22:38,357 COME TO ME, YOU GORGEOUS SANDWICH, YOU. 385 00:22:38,487 --> 00:22:41,011 -GIRLS: HEY, HEY! 386 00:22:42,230 --> 00:22:44,232 -UGH, THE NIGHTMARE CONTINUES. 387 00:22:46,016 --> 00:22:47,540 -THIS IS CAPSHAW, TOWER 12, 388 00:22:47,670 --> 00:22:49,455 REQUESTING BACKUP FOR PORTA-POTTY FIRE. 389 00:22:54,068 --> 00:22:55,112 -ALRIGHT, I'M GONNA GO HELP HER. 390 00:22:55,243 --> 00:22:56,418 STAY HERE, DON'T MOVE. 391 00:22:56,549 --> 00:22:58,986 [GIRLS SHOUTING FOR HELP] 392 00:23:20,703 --> 00:23:21,791 -OPEN THE DOOR, MIKEY. 393 00:23:22,488 --> 00:23:24,664 -COME ON, MAN, THAT'S NOT FUNNY, OPEN THE DOOR. 394 00:23:24,794 --> 00:23:27,971 -MY SANDWICH, DON'T YOU DARE, YOU LITTLE BRAT! 395 00:23:28,102 --> 00:23:29,059 OPEN UP! 396 00:23:29,190 --> 00:23:30,844 -COME ON, OPEN THE DOOR! 397 00:23:36,589 --> 00:23:37,590 [SCOFFS] 398 00:23:41,463 --> 00:23:44,684 [OMINOUS MUSIC] 399 00:24:01,483 --> 00:24:03,964 -HEY, YOU NEED A RIDE? 400 00:24:07,794 --> 00:24:10,013 YOU LOOK LIKE YOU WERE LOSING STEAM A LITTLE BIT, HUH? 401 00:24:12,799 --> 00:24:13,843 FELLA? 402 00:24:13,974 --> 00:24:15,410 -UH-HUH. 403 00:24:15,932 --> 00:24:18,892 -WELL, IT'S A GOOD THING THAT FISHING BOAT CALLED YOU IN. 404 00:24:20,067 --> 00:24:21,460 WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT HERE SO FAR? 405 00:24:21,590 --> 00:24:23,592 -SWIMMING FOR HEAVEN. 406 00:24:25,289 --> 00:24:26,813 -IT'S A PRETTY LONG SWIM. 407 00:24:26,943 --> 00:24:29,511 -NOT BAD ONE WAY. 408 00:24:31,295 --> 00:24:34,124 -YOU LIVE IN TRASH CANS, YOU TAKE SHOWERS ON THE BEACH, 409 00:24:34,255 --> 00:24:35,256 AND YOU KNOW WHAT? 410 00:24:35,386 --> 00:24:36,649 I FEEL SORRY FOR MYSELF BECAUSE 411 00:24:36,779 --> 00:24:38,128 I THINK EVERYONE FORGOT MY BIRTHDAY. 412 00:24:38,259 --> 00:24:39,782 YOU CAN'T GIVE UP, FELLA. 413 00:24:39,913 --> 00:24:42,176 YOU JUST CAN'T, YOU ALWAYS GOTTA HOLD ON TO SOME HOPE. 414 00:24:42,306 --> 00:24:44,352 -HOPE IS HIGHLY OVERRATED. 415 00:24:44,961 --> 00:24:46,833 -WELL, I'VE BEEN HOLDING ON TO IT ALL MY LIFE, 416 00:24:46,963 --> 00:24:48,443 I'M NOT ABOUT TO GIVE UP NOW. 417 00:24:49,052 --> 00:24:50,489 COME ON, WHY DO YOU THINK I'M TRYING 418 00:24:50,619 --> 00:24:51,794 TO HAUL YOUR BUTT OUT OF THIS WATER, HUH? 419 00:24:51,925 --> 00:24:52,795 I MEAN, I COULD JUST LET YOU DROWN. 420 00:24:53,404 --> 00:24:55,102 -WHY DIDN'T YOU? 421 00:24:55,232 --> 00:24:57,974 -BECAUSE I HAPPEN TO THINK THAT YOUR LIFE IS WORTH SAVING. 422 00:24:58,105 --> 00:24:59,933 SO, I'M NOT GOING TO LET YOU GIVE UP TODAY. 423 00:25:00,063 --> 00:25:02,326 UH-UH, NOT ON MY BIRTHDAY. 424 00:25:02,457 --> 00:25:03,806 ARE YOU READY? 425 00:25:03,937 --> 00:25:05,373 GRAB ON, I'M BRINGING YOU IN, OK? 426 00:25:05,504 --> 00:25:06,635 -OK. 427 00:25:13,947 --> 00:25:16,776 -THE MINISTER, THE GROOM, AND THE BLUSHING BRIDE. 428 00:25:16,906 --> 00:25:18,038 YOU KNOW, YOU SHOULD HAVE CLEARED 429 00:25:18,168 --> 00:25:19,648 YOUR LITTLE STUNT WITH BAYWATCH, 430 00:25:19,779 --> 00:25:21,868 BEFORE YOU DECIDED ON AN UNDERWATER WEDDING. 431 00:25:21,998 --> 00:25:24,871 AND YOU, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE ANYWAY, HUH? 432 00:25:25,001 --> 00:25:27,830 YOU CHARGED INTO A BAD SITUATION AND MADE IT EVEN WORSE. 433 00:25:27,961 --> 00:25:30,659 -THEY COULD HAVE BEEN TERRORISTS, AN UNDERWATER ATTACK. 434 00:25:30,790 --> 00:25:31,791 THE BEACH WAS COVERED, I WAS JUST OFFERING HELP. 435 00:25:31,921 --> 00:25:33,444 -DON'T. 436 00:25:33,575 --> 00:25:35,708 OPERATION RAZORBACK IS YOUR BUSINESS, 437 00:25:35,838 --> 00:25:37,579 AND I'LL HELP YOU BECAUSE HE IS MY PRESIDENT, 438 00:25:37,710 --> 00:25:39,581 AND THIS IS MY COUNTRY AND YOU ASKED ME TO, 439 00:25:39,712 --> 00:25:41,844 BUT FROM NOW ON OPERATION LIFEGUARD IS OVER, 440 00:25:41,975 --> 00:25:45,152 ON MY MARK, THREE-TWO-ONE, MARK! 441 00:25:48,416 --> 00:25:49,896 -HE'S PRETTY ANGRY, HUH? 442 00:25:50,026 --> 00:25:51,941 -RODGER, DODGER, KNUCKLEHEAD. 443 00:25:57,381 --> 00:26:01,516 [ELECTRONIC POWER BALLAD] 444 00:26:19,795 --> 00:26:24,147 ♪ COME TRY IF YOU WANT IT 445 00:26:24,887 --> 00:26:28,935 ♪ LIVE LIFE ALL YOUR OWN 446 00:26:29,588 --> 00:26:34,157 ♪ KNOW WHY YOU GOT IT ♪ 447 00:26:34,680 --> 00:26:38,945 ♪ SO HIGH IN THE ZONE ♪ 448 00:26:39,075 --> 00:26:41,643 ♪ EVERYONE HAS GOT THEIR REASONS 449 00:26:41,774 --> 00:26:45,081 ♪ BUT THEY'VE COME HERE TO WIN 450 00:26:45,734 --> 00:26:47,606 ♪ OHH 451 00:26:49,738 --> 00:26:53,176 ♪ LIVE FAST PLAY HARD 452 00:26:54,787 --> 00:26:58,181 ♪ ONE CHANCE WHEN IT'S ALL ABOUT THE GRIND ♪ 453 00:26:59,574 --> 00:27:03,926 ♪ THINK FAST BE STRONG 454 00:27:04,710 --> 00:27:08,452 ♪ OUTLAST CAUSE IT'S ALL ABOUT THE GRIND ♪ 455 00:27:19,376 --> 00:27:24,164 ♪ SOME LIE SOME TRUSTED 456 00:27:24,294 --> 00:27:28,864 ♪ ASK WHY YOU WILL SEE 457 00:27:29,560 --> 00:27:34,217 ♪ THIS TIME YOU'RE BUSTED ♪ 458 00:27:34,348 --> 00:27:38,178 ♪ THE CRIME A SPREE 459 00:27:38,308 --> 00:27:40,789 ♪ EVERYONE HAS GOT THEIR DEMONS 460 00:27:40,920 --> 00:27:44,532 ♪ THAT THEY FIGHT FROM WITHIN 461 00:27:45,272 --> 00:27:48,014 ♪ OHH 462 00:27:49,276 --> 00:27:54,107 ♪ LIVE FAST PLAY HARD 463 00:27:54,237 --> 00:27:57,719 ♪ ONE CHANCE WHEN IT'S ALL ABOUT THE GRIND ♪ 464 00:28:08,077 --> 00:28:09,862 -WHO YOU HOLDING NOW? 465 00:28:09,992 --> 00:28:12,255 -I'VE GOT A 9-YEAR-OLD AFRICAN AMERICAN GIRL HERE WITH ME. 466 00:28:12,386 --> 00:28:14,562 HER NAME IS WILLA, SHE SAYS SHE'S LOST, 467 00:28:14,693 --> 00:28:16,259 SHE'S WEARING A MULTI-COLORED SWIMSUIT. 468 00:28:16,390 --> 00:28:17,391 -GREAT. 469 00:28:18,566 --> 00:28:19,872 -FOUND JENNY'S MOM. 470 00:28:20,481 --> 00:28:22,613 STILL GOT CARROT TOP AND SCHWARZENEGGER. 471 00:28:42,416 --> 00:28:46,333 -ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX, SEVEN. 472 00:28:46,463 --> 00:28:48,335 -MOM: MAKE SURE YOU GET THEIR BACKS AND THEIR SHOULDERS. 473 00:28:49,640 --> 00:28:51,947 -EXCUSE ME, BUT, HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU HAVE HERE? 474 00:28:52,078 --> 00:28:53,035 -EIGHT. 475 00:28:53,166 --> 00:28:54,907 -WOW, THAT'S A HANDFUL. 476 00:28:55,037 --> 00:28:56,822 IT MUST BE HARD TO KEEP TRACK OF. 477 00:28:56,952 --> 00:28:59,215 -YEAH, SOMETIMES YOU TURN YOUR BACK ON THEM FOR A SECOND AND... 478 00:28:59,346 --> 00:29:00,216 -YEAH... 479 00:29:01,217 --> 00:29:03,916 AND YOU HAVE AN 8-YEAR-OLD SON NAMED MIKEY, RIGHT? 480 00:29:04,568 --> 00:29:05,787 -WELL, YES, HOW DID YOU KNOW? 481 00:29:07,093 --> 00:29:08,007 -LUCKY GUESS. 482 00:29:08,790 --> 00:29:10,052 -WELL, HE'S RIGHT OVER... 483 00:29:10,792 --> 00:29:11,837 MIKEY? 484 00:29:12,838 --> 00:29:14,361 WHERE'S MIKEY? 485 00:29:14,491 --> 00:29:17,190 -BAYWATCH HEADQUARTERS, THIS IS CAPSHAW SPEAKING. 486 00:29:17,320 --> 00:29:18,757 I FOUND MIKEY'S FAMILY. 487 00:29:18,887 --> 00:29:20,454 [SIRENS BLARE] 488 00:29:20,584 --> 00:29:21,890 [CHEERING] 489 00:29:31,639 --> 00:29:33,597 -AGENT 1: SECTOR 1, CLEAR. 490 00:29:35,774 --> 00:29:38,080 -AGENT 2: SECTOR 2, CLEAR, HEADING YOUR WAY. 491 00:29:39,081 --> 00:29:40,996 [TRIUMPHANT MUSIC] 492 00:29:45,609 --> 00:29:47,176 -PRESIDENT: YEAH, THANK YOU. 493 00:29:49,309 --> 00:29:50,571 -AGENT: THIS IS NEPTUNE, EVERYTHING 494 00:29:50,701 --> 00:29:52,268 IS CLEAR SAILING OUT HERE. 495 00:29:56,751 --> 00:29:59,580 -SO, YOU GOT BEACHES LIKE THIS UP IN WASHINGTON? 496 00:29:59,710 --> 00:30:02,365 -OH, NOTHING LIKE SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA. 497 00:30:11,810 --> 00:30:15,161 -HI, HELLO, HOW ARE YA? 498 00:30:15,291 --> 00:30:17,163 [GIRLS CHATTING] 499 00:30:17,293 --> 00:30:19,556 [INTERMITTENT BEEPING] 500 00:30:22,821 --> 00:30:25,171 [FASTER BEEPING] 501 00:30:39,794 --> 00:30:42,144 -HEY, HEY! OVER HERE! 502 00:30:42,275 --> 00:30:43,232 I THINK IT'S A BOMB. 503 00:30:45,669 --> 00:30:46,975 -THIS IS NEWMAN AT 14. 504 00:30:47,671 --> 00:30:48,847 I GOT THIS GUY WITH A METAL DETECTOR, 505 00:30:48,977 --> 00:30:50,718 HE'S ABOUT 20 YARDS FROM MY TOWER. 506 00:30:50,849 --> 00:30:52,676 HE'S FOUND SOMETHING BURIED IN THE SAND. 507 00:30:52,807 --> 00:30:53,939 HE THINKS IT'S A BOMB. 508 00:30:55,201 --> 00:30:56,376 -NEWMIE, KEEP EVERYONE AWAY, 509 00:30:56,506 --> 00:30:57,943 I'M GOING TO ALERT THE BOMB SQUAD. 510 00:30:58,073 --> 00:30:59,074 -NO, IT'S TOO LATE FOR THAT, TAKE ME THERE NOW. 511 00:30:59,205 --> 00:31:00,119 COME ON, LET'S GO, HURRY! GO! 512 00:31:01,033 --> 00:31:02,599 [SIRENS] 513 00:31:08,083 --> 00:31:09,345 -HURRY UP! 514 00:31:09,476 --> 00:31:10,912 DON'T TOUCH IT! 515 00:31:12,522 --> 00:31:14,524 IT'S A BOMB, MAN, COME ON! 516 00:31:15,917 --> 00:31:17,092 -GIVE HIM SOME ROOM. 517 00:31:17,832 --> 00:31:19,442 -MOVE BACK, MOVE BACK. 518 00:31:21,488 --> 00:31:22,881 ALRIGHT, I WANT YOU TO MOVE BACK. 519 00:31:24,970 --> 00:31:27,233 WAY BACK, MOVE WAY BACK. 520 00:31:27,363 --> 00:31:29,800 [SIREN BLARING] 521 00:31:31,454 --> 00:31:33,065 OK, HOLD IT, JUST STAY THERE. 522 00:31:40,072 --> 00:31:41,029 -HE'S ON HIS WAY. 523 00:31:44,467 --> 00:31:47,818 [HEAVY, AUDIBLE BREATHING] 524 00:31:56,479 --> 00:31:58,699 [CROWD CHEERING] 525 00:32:04,357 --> 00:32:06,141 [CRUNCH SOUND] 526 00:32:11,233 --> 00:32:12,756 -AGENT: GET THE TUNA BACK IN THE CAN. 527 00:32:12,887 --> 00:32:15,281 WE'VE GOT A BEACHED WHALE ON A LIVE TORPEDO. 528 00:32:15,411 --> 00:32:17,457 REPEAT, GET THE TUNA BACK IN THE CAN. 529 00:32:17,587 --> 00:32:20,155 -NEWMIE: OK, PLEASE DON'T COME ANY CLOSER, JUST STAY BACK. 530 00:32:20,286 --> 00:32:22,636 -HEY, HEY! STOP! 531 00:32:23,419 --> 00:32:24,507 -GET BACK! GET BACK! 532 00:32:24,638 --> 00:32:26,292 -IT'S NOT A BOMB! -WHAT? 533 00:32:26,422 --> 00:32:29,164 -IT'S MY INTERGALACTIC WARRIOR. -HUH? 534 00:32:34,474 --> 00:32:35,866 -I'D FORGOTTEN WHERE I'D BURIED HIM. 535 00:32:39,174 --> 00:32:41,046 YOU BROKE IT, YOU BIG JERK. 536 00:32:44,614 --> 00:32:46,921 [CROWD LAUGHING] 537 00:32:48,792 --> 00:32:52,057 -DUDLEY, THE PRESIDENT'S SAFE. 538 00:32:53,014 --> 00:32:55,190 -HE IS? -YEAH, LET'S GO. 539 00:32:55,321 --> 00:32:56,670 -OK. 540 00:32:58,193 --> 00:32:59,499 -JERK. 541 00:32:59,629 --> 00:33:01,980 [MELANCHOLY MUSIC] 542 00:33:04,634 --> 00:33:05,896 -WHAT A JERK. 543 00:33:06,027 --> 00:33:08,899 [SPACESHIP NOISES] 544 00:33:27,222 --> 00:33:28,267 -THANKS VERY MUCH, MR. PRESIDENT, 545 00:33:28,397 --> 00:33:30,138 I REALLY ENJOYED THE JOG. 546 00:33:30,269 --> 00:33:32,749 -SO DID I, MITCH, YOU RUN A REAL QUIET, RELAXING BEACH HERE. 547 00:33:32,880 --> 00:33:35,187 -WELL, SOME DAYS ARE A LOT BUSIER THAN OTHERS. 548 00:33:35,317 --> 00:33:36,927 -YEAH, SAME THING IN MY JOB. 549 00:33:37,058 --> 00:33:39,321 IF YOU EVER GET TO WASHINGTON, WE'LL RUN MY ROUTE. 550 00:33:39,452 --> 00:33:41,236 -LOOK FORWARD TO IT, SIR. THANKS AGAIN. 551 00:33:41,367 --> 00:33:42,237 -OK. 552 00:33:50,332 --> 00:33:51,812 [SIREN BLARES] 553 00:33:51,942 --> 00:33:54,249 [CROWD CHEERING] 554 00:34:20,884 --> 00:34:22,147 -YEAH, THANKS FOR THE LOAN. 555 00:34:22,277 --> 00:34:24,671 -HEY, NO PROBLEM. YOU KNOW WHAT? 556 00:34:24,801 --> 00:34:26,238 WHY DON'T YOU KEEP THESE AS A SOUVENIR? 557 00:34:26,760 --> 00:34:29,023 -NO, THIS IS A DAY I DON'T WANNA REMEMBER, ACTUALLY. 558 00:34:30,242 --> 00:34:32,070 MITCH, I GOT A LITTLE CONFESSION HERE, 559 00:34:32,200 --> 00:34:33,723 REMEMBER I TOLD YOU ABOUT PRESIDENTS BUSH 560 00:34:33,854 --> 00:34:35,160 AND REAGAN BEING IN LOS ANGELES, HOW I PROTECTED 'EM? 561 00:34:36,161 --> 00:34:37,684 I DIDN'T PROTECT 'EM, 562 00:34:37,814 --> 00:34:39,425 I KINDA JUST STOOD AROUND THEIR CARS, Y'KNOW? 563 00:34:39,555 --> 00:34:40,948 WHEN THEY WERE IN MEETINGS, WENT OFF TO THE AIRPORT, 564 00:34:41,079 --> 00:34:41,949 WATCHED AIR FORCE ONE. 565 00:34:42,906 --> 00:34:44,256 THIS WAS MY FIRST CHANCE TO DO 566 00:34:44,386 --> 00:34:45,605 SOMETHING REALLY BIG AND I SCREWED IT UP. 567 00:34:45,735 --> 00:34:47,650 -YOU DIDN'T SCREW IT UP. 568 00:34:48,260 --> 00:34:49,652 -THAT WASN'T EVEN A BOMB, MITCH, COME ON. 569 00:34:49,783 --> 00:34:51,132 IT WAS A TOY, IT WAS A STUPID TOY. 570 00:34:51,263 --> 00:34:52,960 -YEAH, BUT YOU DIDN'T KNOW THAT. 571 00:34:53,091 --> 00:34:55,354 WHEN YOU DOVE ON IT, COVERED IT WITH YOUR BODY 572 00:34:55,484 --> 00:34:58,618 TO PROTECT THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, YOU DID NOT KNOW THAT. 573 00:34:59,575 --> 00:35:01,316 -YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT. 574 00:35:01,447 --> 00:35:04,014 -THAT TOOK A LOT OF GUTS, MORE THAN MOST PEOPLE HAVE. 575 00:35:04,885 --> 00:35:06,582 -YOU THINK SO? -YEAH. 576 00:35:07,714 --> 00:35:09,585 -YOU REALLY MEAN THAT? -ABSOLUTELY. 577 00:35:11,021 --> 00:35:12,240 -HEY, YOU KNOW, I'VE GOT A NEPHEW, 578 00:35:12,371 --> 00:35:13,241 MAYBE I COULD USE THESE AFTER ALL. 579 00:35:13,763 --> 00:35:15,113 THANKS A LOT, MITCH, I'LL SEE YA. 580 00:35:15,243 --> 00:35:17,680 -OK. HEY, DUDLEY, TELL YOUR NEPHEW, 581 00:35:17,811 --> 00:35:21,989 WHEN HE WEARS THOSE, NOT TO WEAR BLACK SHOES AND SOCKS. 582 00:35:22,772 --> 00:35:24,600 -THAT'S A ROGER WILCO, PAL. 583 00:35:24,731 --> 00:35:25,645 -ROGER. 584 00:35:28,822 --> 00:35:30,084 PHEW. 585 00:35:33,870 --> 00:35:35,524 -OH, DON'T WORRY, WE'LL TAKE CARE OF EVERYTHING... 586 00:35:35,655 --> 00:35:37,265 -WILLA! 587 00:35:37,396 --> 00:35:38,788 I'VE BEEN LOOKING EVERYWHERE FOR YOU, SWEETHEART. 588 00:35:38,919 --> 00:35:40,225 THANK GOD, YOU'RE OK. 589 00:35:40,355 --> 00:35:41,182 IS THIS YOUR DAD? 590 00:35:41,313 --> 00:35:43,010 -YEAH. 591 00:35:43,141 --> 00:35:44,751 -THANK YOU FOR TAKING SUCH GOOD CARE OF MY LITTLE GIRL. 592 00:35:44,881 --> 00:35:46,187 -SURE, IT'S MY JOB. 593 00:35:52,019 --> 00:35:53,803 -WILLA TOLD ME SHE GOT LOST ON PURPOSE. 594 00:35:54,456 --> 00:35:55,283 -WHY? 595 00:35:56,023 --> 00:35:57,372 -SHE WANTED TO SPEND SOME TIME WITH YOU. 596 00:35:58,373 --> 00:36:00,158 YOU SEE, MY DAUGHTER DIDN'T REALIZE, 597 00:36:00,288 --> 00:36:01,855 THAT SHE COULD GROW UP AND BECOME A LIFEGUARD 598 00:36:01,985 --> 00:36:04,510 UNTIL TODAY, UNTIL SHE SAW YOU. 599 00:36:05,772 --> 00:36:06,947 SO THANK YOU. 600 00:36:07,861 --> 00:36:08,905 -THANK YOU. 601 00:36:09,036 --> 00:36:10,429 -FROM BOTH OF US. 602 00:36:37,282 --> 00:36:38,979 -HI! -HI. 603 00:36:44,506 --> 00:36:45,507 FELLA? 604 00:36:47,596 --> 00:36:48,380 IS THAT YOU? 605 00:36:48,510 --> 00:36:50,817 -I DIDN'T RECOGNIZE ME EITHER. 606 00:36:51,426 --> 00:36:53,820 IT'S ACTUALLY ARTHUR. 607 00:36:54,821 --> 00:36:57,345 LISTEN, I JUST WANTED TO STOP BY TO THANK YOU 608 00:36:57,476 --> 00:36:58,999 FOR SAVING MY LIFE THIS MORNING. 609 00:37:00,392 --> 00:37:02,785 AND ALSO TO THANK YOU FOR REMINDING ME 610 00:37:02,916 --> 00:37:05,397 OF WHAT HOPE IS REALLY ALL ABOUT. 611 00:37:06,659 --> 00:37:08,661 OH, I GOT YOU A LITTLE... 612 00:37:09,792 --> 00:37:12,055 HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CAROLINE! 613 00:37:14,275 --> 00:37:17,800 AND I HOPE YOU GET EVERYTHING YOU WISH FOR. 614 00:37:20,934 --> 00:37:22,152 BYE. 615 00:37:26,548 --> 00:37:30,030 -YOU HAVE TEN WORKING DAYS TO PAY THE PENALTY, MR. MADISON. 616 00:37:30,160 --> 00:37:32,685 MAKE THE CHECK OUT TO THE INTERNAL REVENUE SERVICE. 617 00:37:34,600 --> 00:37:36,341 IT'S BEEN A PLEASURE. 618 00:37:40,432 --> 00:37:43,043 -SO, YOU GONNA TAKE C.J. OUT TONIGHT? 619 00:37:43,173 --> 00:37:44,697 -OH, NO, NO, NO. 620 00:37:44,827 --> 00:37:47,613 I CAN'T AFFORD TO GO OUT FOR AT LEAST TEN YEARS. 621 00:37:47,743 --> 00:37:49,441 -SO, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? 622 00:37:49,571 --> 00:37:52,835 -GO HOME, LIE DOWN, MAYBE CRY. 623 00:37:52,966 --> 00:37:54,620 -OH, POOR BABY. 624 00:37:54,750 --> 00:37:56,404 WELL, AT LEAST TODAY'S FINALLY OVER, RIGHT? 625 00:37:57,536 --> 00:37:58,537 -YOU CAN SAY THAT AGAIN. 626 00:37:58,667 --> 00:38:00,190 [SIRENS BLARE] 627 00:38:02,149 --> 00:38:03,672 -WE GOT A BOAT FIRE! 628 00:38:03,803 --> 00:38:05,413 MULTIPLE VICTIMS, SIX OR SEVEN KIDS IN THE WATER. 629 00:38:05,979 --> 00:38:07,720 GET IN. -LET'S GO. 630 00:38:11,680 --> 00:38:12,768 LET'S GO, NEWMIE. 631 00:38:12,899 --> 00:38:14,204 [SIREN BLARES] 632 00:38:22,691 --> 00:38:23,605 -WHERE ARE THEY? 633 00:38:23,736 --> 00:38:26,782 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC] 634 00:38:32,135 --> 00:38:33,180 WHERE ARE THEY? 635 00:38:35,791 --> 00:38:37,706 [GIGGLING] 636 00:38:38,620 --> 00:38:40,318 -SURPRISE! 637 00:38:41,754 --> 00:38:44,104 [PARTY NOISE-MAKERS] 638 00:38:47,020 --> 00:38:49,501 -YEAH! -YES! 639 00:39:06,256 --> 00:39:07,345 -WE LOVE YOU, BABY! 640 00:39:09,564 --> 00:39:12,175 [CLOSING THEME PLAYING] 44450

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