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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
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-♪ SOME PEOPLE STAND
IN THE DARKNESS ♪
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♪ AFRAID TO STEP
INTO THE LIGHT ♪
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♪ SOME PEOPLE NEED
TO HELP SOMEBODY ♪
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♪ WHEN THE EDGE OF
SURRENDER'S IN SIGHT ♪
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♪ DON'T YOU WORRY
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♪ IT'S GONNA BE ALL RIGHT ♪
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♪ 'CAUSE I'M ALWAYS READY
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♪ I WON'T LET YOU
OUT OF MY SIGHT ♪
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-♪ I'LL BE READY
-♪ I'LL BE READY
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♪ WHENEVER YOU FEAR
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♪ OH, DON'T YOU FEAR
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♪ I'LL BE READY
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♪ FOREVER AND ALWAYS
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♪ I'M ALWAYS HERE
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♪ 'CAUSE I'M ALWAYS READY
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♪ I WON'T LET YOU
OUT OF MY SIGHT ♪
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♪ OH
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♪ I'LL BE READY
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♪ I'LL BE READY
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♪ WHENEVER YOU FEAR
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♪ OH, DON'T YOU FEAR
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♪ I'LL BE READY
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♪ FOREVER AND ALWAYS
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♪ I'M ALWAYS HERE
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[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
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-HI.
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[CHEERING]
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♪ IT AIN'T EASY BEIN RIGHT
♪ IT AIN'T EASY WORKIN OVERTIME
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♪ WELL I SAY YOU'RE FUNKY
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♪ AND I KNOW YOU THINK I'M FINE
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♪ JUST GIMME SOMETHING
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♪ AW GIMME SOMETHING SWEET
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♪ I NEED A LITTLE ACTION
♪ I NEED TO WET MY FEET
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♪ THERE'S NO NEED TO
PUT UP A FIGHT ♪
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♪ IT CAN'T BE WRONG IF
IT FEELS SO RIGHT ♪
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♪ LET'S PARTY ON THE WEEKEND
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♪ OOO LET'S GIVE EM SOME ACTION
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♪ LET'S PARTY ON THE WEEKEND TIME
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♪ LET'S GET A LITTLE CRAZY
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♪ LET'S PARTY ON THE WEEKEND
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♪ OOO I KNOW YOU NEED JUST
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-♪ A LITTLE BIT OF ACTION
-♪ LET'S PARTY ON THE WEEKEND TIME
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♪ NOTHING WRONG WITH HAVING
♪ A HEALTHY APPETITE
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♪ NOTHING WRONG WITH GETTING
♪ WHAT YOU WANT
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♪ AFTER MIDNIGHT
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♪ LET'S PARTY ON THE WEEKEND TIME
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♪ LET'S PARTY ON THE WEEKEND
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♪ LET'S PARTY ON THE WEEKEND
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♪ LET'S PARTY ON THE WEEKEND
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-STEPHANIE: OKAY, GUYS,
WHERE DO YOU WANNA EAT TONIGHT?
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-PIERRO'S.
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-OH, NO, WE HAD
ITALIAN LAST NIGHT.
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-I LIKE TO EAT AT
PIERRO'S EVERY NIGHT.
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-NO, I'M KIND OF IN THE
MOOD FOR BURGERS AND FRIES.
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IT'S BEEN THAT KIND OF A DAY.
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-[SCOFFS] I KNOW.
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CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?
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WE'RE GETTING RUN RAGGED
AND MITCH IS BASKING
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ON SOME BEACH IN THE BAHAMAS.
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-HE'S NOT BASKING,
HE'S ON A CASE.
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-YEAH, FOLLOWING AN HEIRESS.
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IF SHE'S BASKING, HE'S BASKING.
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-YOU KNOW, I TOLD MITCH AND
GARNER THEY SHOULD'VE HIRED US.
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I MEAN, YOU KNOW
WE'D MAKE GREAT PIS.
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WE'RE INTELLIGENT, WE'RE
ATHLETIC, WE'RE SEDUCTIVE.
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-CAROLINE'S FAVORITE
SHOW IS "CHARLIE'S ANGELS."
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-OH, YES, YES, I
ALWAYS PICTURED MYSELF
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AS KELLY, THE BEAUTIFUL,
SOPHISTICATED ONE.
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-CJ: I ALWAYS
PRETENDED I WAS FARRAH
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AND MAKE MY HAIR
REALLY BIG AND I'D JUMP
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OUT AT MY BROTHER AND I'D
GO, HOLD IT, LOWLIFE, FREEZE.
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-FREEZE.
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-OH, BOY.
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-OKAY, STEPH, YOU CAN PLAY,
TOO, YOU CAN BE SABRINA,
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SHE'S THE SMART ONE.
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-WHY DO I ALWAYS HAVE
TO BE THE SMART ONE?
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-OH, LOGAN, COME HERE,
COME ON, WHO ARE WE?
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-I'VE NO IDEA.
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-COME ON.
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[STEPHANIE LAUGHING]
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NO, COME ON, STEPHANIE,
DO IT, DO IT.
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-NO.
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-KEEP DOING IT, PLEASE.
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-SHE'S THE SMART ONE.
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-THE THREE STOOGES.
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-NO.
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-WITCHES OF EASTWICK?
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-NO!
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-FORGET THIS, YOU
GUYS, LOOK, I'M STARVED.
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LET'S GO GET DRESSED.
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-WE'RE CHARLIE'S ANGELS, DUMMY.
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-WHO?
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-"CHARLIE'S ANGELS" WAS
CLASSIC TELEVISION.
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-YES, ABOUT THREE
BEAUTIFUL PRIVATE EYES
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WHO WORKED FOR SOME
GUY NAMED CHARLIE
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WHO THEY NEVER SAW.
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-HE'S ALWAYS ON THE PHONE.
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-BUT YOU KNEW IT
WAS JOHN FORSYTHE,
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SO YOU PICTURED HIM
IN YOUR MIND ANY WAY.
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-DON'T KNOW, I DIDN'T SEE
IT IN TASMANIA. SEE YA.
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-WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
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-MEETING SOMEONE IN MY TOWER.
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-[LAUGHS] EXCUSE ME, SOMEONE?
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-NO, IT'S A GUY THAT I
KNOW, WE GOT MUTUAL FRIENDS.
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HE CALLED ME AND
ASKED ME TO MEET HIM.
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-UH-HUH, HAVE FUN.
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-BYE.
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-WHAT WAS YOUR
FAVORITE EPISODE?
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-WHEN THEY WERE IN THE CIRCUS.
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-OH, I LOVED THAT ONE!
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-I KNOW AND
THERE'S THE TRAPEZE.
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-I LIKED THE ONE WHERE
THEY WERE STRIPPERS.
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-IT'S PAYBACK TIME, LOGAN.
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I'VE BEEN WAITING
A LONG TIME FOR THIS.
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FIRST, I'M GONNA GET YOU,
AND THEN THAT STEPHANIE.
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WHAT DO YOU THINK, CLINT?
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HE'S GOTTA ASK
HIMSELF ONE QUESTION.
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DOES HE FEEL LUCKY?
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WELL, DO YOU, PUNK?
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GO AHEAD, MAKE MY DAY.
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[PHONE RINGING]
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-TOWER 16.
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-TOWER 16? TOWER 16?
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IS THAT HOW WE'RE GOING
TO PLAY THIS, LOGAN?
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BY THE NUMBERS, HUH? [LAUGHS]
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-WHO IS THIS?
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-I GOT NO RESPECT, NO
RESPECT FROM ANYBODY.
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-WHAT IS THIS?
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
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-VENGEANCE.
-LOGAN: WHAT?
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HOW'D YOU GET THROUGH
ON THIS PHONE?
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-I USED TO BE AN
ELECTRONICS PROFESSOR
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UNTIL AN UNFORTUNATE
EXPERIMENT WITH A LIFEGUARD
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CATAPULTED ME INTO FUTURE SHOCK.
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NOW IT'S TIME TO RETURN
THE FAVOR, LOGAN.
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[PHONE ZAPPING]
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-WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?
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-I'M YOUR WORST
NIGHTMARE, ABSOLUTELY.
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[EVIL LAUGHING]
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[EXPLOSION FIRING]
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I'LL BE BACK, LOGAN.
YOU CAN COUNT ON IT.
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[BOAT ENGINE ROARING]
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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
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-STEPHANIE: I'LL GET IT.
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SO, WHO'S WINNING?
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-WHO DO YOU THINK? MISS
GAMBLERS ANONYMOUS OVER HERE.
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-GIN!
-CAROLINE: WHAT?
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WAIT, CAN I JUST SEE
THIS FOR A SECOND.
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-LOGAN, WHAT HAPPENED?
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-THE ARSON SQUAD
JUST LEFT THE BEACH.
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MY TOWER WAS RIGGED TO
INCINERATE WITH ME INSIDE IT.
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DID YOU TELL THEM ABOUT
THAT CRAZY PHONE CALL?
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-YEAH, THEY FOUND OUT
WHERE HE PATCHED IN.
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THEY SAID WHOEVER DID IT
WAS AN ELECTRONICS EXPERT.
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-WELL, THAT'S WHAT
HE SAID HE WAS, RIGHT?
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-RIGHT, BEFORE
LIFEGUARDS CATAPULTED
HIM INTO FUTURE SHOCK.
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WHATEVER THAT MEANS.
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THE QUESTION IS, WAS HE
AFTER LOGAN IN PARTICULAR
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OR LIFEGUARDS IN GENERAL?
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-I'M SURE HE'S AFTER
LOGAN SPECIFICALLY.
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-LOGAN, IS THERE ANYONE YOU
KNOW THAT MIGHT HAVE REASON
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TO, YOU KNOW, GET BACK AT YOU?
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-THE SHORT LIST, HON.
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--YOU DO HAVE A TENDENCY
TO MAKE ENEMIES.
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-YEAH, BUT NONE THAT WOULD
WANT TO ROAST ME ALIVE.
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-OBVIOUSLY THAT'S NOT TRUE.
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I MEAN, FROM THE SOUNDS OF
THINGS, ALL THOSE VOICES,
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MAYBE THERE'S A WHOLE
GROUP THAT'S AFTER YOU.
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-I THINK YOU SHOULD WORK
THE SWITCHBOARD TOMORROW.
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AT LEAST UNTIL
THE ARSON SQUAD AND THE POLICE
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COME UP WITH SOMETHING.
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-WISH MITCH WAS IN TOWN.
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I'D HIRE HIS AGENCY
AS BODYGUARDS.
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-WAIT A SECOND, HIRE US.
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COME ON, GUYS, WE'RE
CHARLIE'S ANGELS.
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-FREEZE, MISTER.
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-COVER HIM, JILL.
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-SPREAD 'EM!
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-IGNORE THEM, THAT'S WHAT I DO.
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-I'LL CALL YOU LATER.
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-I'M SURE THE POLICE WILL
FIND THE MANIAC WHO DID THIS.
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-I HOPE SO.
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-TAKE CARE.
-LOGAN: SEE YA.
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-YOU KNOW, I HEAR THEY'RE
MAKING A MOVIE VERSION
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OF "CHARLIE'S ANGELS."
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-OH, REALLY?
WHO'S GONNA PLAY THEM?
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-I DON'T KNOW,
BUT WE'D BE PERFECT.
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-BOTH: FREEZE!
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-COME ON, YOU GUYS, CUT IT OUT.
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-RELAX, SABRINA.
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[CAROLINE LAUGHING]
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[BUZZING]
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-BAYWATCH?
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-I'M GONNA MAKE
YOU AN OFFER YOU CAN'T REFUSE.
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-WHAT?
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-HEY,
ROCKY, HOW DO YOU MAKE
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A LIFEGUARD DISAPPEAR?
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-LOOK, I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU
ARE OR WHAT YOU'RE DOING,
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BUT YOU'RE INTERFERING
WITH LIFEGUARD OPERATIONS.
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[BUZZING]
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-MAYDAY, MAYDAY!
WE'RE SINKING, HELP!
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-YEAH, WHERE? IN YOUR BATHTUB?
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-THE
BOAT CAPSIZED. TWO!
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TWO IN THE WATER.
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CAN'T HOLD ON, HELP! PLEASE!
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-WHAT IS THE
LOCATION OF YOUR BOAT?
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CAN YOU GIVE ME A LANDMARK?
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-OUTSIDE
MARINA CHANNEL.
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TWO, THREE MILES, PLEASE HURRY!
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-LOGAN: SCARAB RESCUE ONE
FROM CANINE 295, COME IN.
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-295, THIS IS SCARAB ONE.
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-RECEIVED A MAYDAY FROM
A CAPSIZED BOAT TWO TO THREE
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MILES OUTSIDE OF THE MARINA.
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TWO VICTIMS POSSIBLY
IN THE WATER.
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-STEPHANIE: WE'RE ON OUR WAY.
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-HEY, JUST BE ADVISED,
THIS COULD BE A CRANK CALL,
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I'VE BEEN GETTING THEM ALL DAY.
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-ROGER, THANKS FOR
THE ALERT. LET'S GO!
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-ALL RIGHT, IT'S THE REAL DEAL.
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YEAH, THERE'S TWO IN THE
WATER AND NEITHER IS MOVING.
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-OKAY.
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YOU GET THE ONE ON THE LEFT.
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OKAY, GO!
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-WHAT THE? IT'S A DUMMY!
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-CAROLINE! LET IT GO!
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[COUGHING]
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CAROLINE!
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COME ON, LET'S GET
YOU TO THE BOAT.
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-WHAT HAPPENED?
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-LOOKS LIKE WE WERE
TARGETS, TOO, LIKE LOGAN.
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-AH, JEEZ, MISS PIGGY, IT
LOOKS LIKE THEY ARE BREATHING
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00:14:02,885 --> 00:14:04,191
A WELCOME SIGH OF RELIEF.
233
00:14:04,321 --> 00:14:05,627
-HOLD THIS.
234
00:14:08,543 --> 00:14:10,806
-THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE AN
UNQUALIFIED, INCOMPETENT,
235
00:14:10,937 --> 00:14:13,417
AMATEUR BUNGLAR, FROG.
236
00:14:13,548 --> 00:14:17,160
AH, CAN IT THERE, PIG, OR
YOU'LL END UP LIKE CRISPY BACON
237
00:14:17,291 --> 00:14:18,901
WITH THE OTHER LIFEGUARDS.
238
00:14:22,209 --> 00:14:23,732
-CAROLINE: WHO IS HE?
239
00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:24,907
-STEPHANIE: I DON'T KNOW,
BUT WE BETTER FIND OUT.
240
00:14:36,266 --> 00:14:37,180
-CAROLINE: HE WAS
WATCHING US LIKE
241
00:14:37,311 --> 00:14:38,355
WE WERE HIS ENTERTAINMENT.
242
00:14:41,968 --> 00:14:43,970
-WELL, NOW, WE KNOW
HE'S NOT JUST AFTER ME.
243
00:14:45,275 --> 00:14:47,843
-WHY WOULD SOME MAD
MAN BE AFTER LIFEGUARDS?
244
00:14:47,974 --> 00:14:49,932
-BECAUSE HE BLAMES
US FOR BEING LOCKED UP
245
00:14:50,063 --> 00:14:51,978
IN A STATE MENTAL INSTITUTION.
246
00:14:52,108 --> 00:14:53,849
-WHAT, YOU FOUND OUT WHO IT IS?
247
00:14:54,458 --> 00:14:55,633
-JACK RIPLEY.
248
00:14:56,156 --> 00:14:57,418
-THAT NUT WHO HELD
YOU AND ME HOSTAGE
249
00:14:57,548 --> 00:14:59,115
IN MY TOWER LAST YEAR?
250
00:14:59,246 --> 00:15:01,683
-YES. HE ESCAPED FROM
CAMARILLO THREE WEEKS AGO.
251
00:15:02,423 --> 00:15:03,772
APPARENTLY, HE'S BEEN
VOWING TO GET EVEN
252
00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:05,165
WITH THE LIFEGUARDS
WHO PUT HIM THERE.
253
00:15:05,295 --> 00:15:06,644
-YEAH, BUT WE
DIDN'T PUT HIM THERE.
254
00:15:06,775 --> 00:15:07,907
THE COURT FOUND HIM
CRIMINALLY INSANE.
255
00:15:08,777 --> 00:15:09,691
-HE BLAMES US.
256
00:15:10,822 --> 00:15:12,346
THE POLICE WANT US
TO STAY OFF THE BEACH
257
00:15:12,476 --> 00:15:13,651
FOR A LITTLE AWHILE, AT
LEAST UNTIL HE GETS CAUGHT.
258
00:15:14,174 --> 00:15:15,566
-WHOA, YOU'RE GONNA
LET SOME NUT CASE KEEP
259
00:15:15,697 --> 00:15:17,220
YOU GUYS OFF THE BEACH?
260
00:15:17,351 --> 00:15:18,569
-WELL, IF WE'RE ON THE BEACH,
261
00:15:18,700 --> 00:15:20,136
THE PUBLIC COULD BE IN DANGER.
262
00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:22,486
I THINK IT'S A GOOD IDEA,
WE SHOULD PROBABLY STAY AWAY
263
00:15:22,617 --> 00:15:23,487
JUST FOR A BIT.
264
00:15:25,881 --> 00:15:27,056
[LOGAN SIGHING]
265
00:15:44,291 --> 00:15:45,901
-ARE YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT
ONE OF US TO STAY WITH YOU?
266
00:15:46,423 --> 00:15:47,947
-OH, YOU GUYS,
DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME.
267
00:15:48,077 --> 00:15:49,949
I GOTTA CATCH UP ON THESE
REPORTS. GO TO WORK.
268
00:15:50,993 --> 00:15:53,082
-I HATE BEING SO
DOCILE ABOUT THIS.
269
00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:55,737
I MEAN, WE KNOW WHAT
CHARLIE'S ANGELS WOULD DO.
270
00:15:56,607 --> 00:15:58,131
-THAT'S RIGHT, THEY
WOULD TRACK DOWN CLUES,
271
00:15:59,001 --> 00:16:01,221
FIND JACK RIPLEY'S
LAIR AND THEN NAIL HIM.
272
00:16:01,351 --> 00:16:03,875
-RIGHT AND NEARLY
GET THEMSELVES KILLED
IN THE PROCESS.
273
00:16:04,572 --> 00:16:06,487
-WRONG, THEY WOULD USE
THEIR WITS AND THEIR SKILLS
274
00:16:06,617 --> 00:16:08,924
TO ESCAPE DANGER,
APPREHEND THE CRIMINAL
275
00:16:09,055 --> 00:16:10,926
AND SAVE THE PERSON IN JEOPARDY.
276
00:16:12,884 --> 00:16:13,929
-WHERE'S LOGAN?
277
00:16:15,104 --> 00:16:17,150
-HE'S STAYING ON MATT'S BOAT,
HE THINKS IT'S SAFER THERE.
278
00:16:19,282 --> 00:16:21,981
-LOOK, YOU GUYS GET TO
WORK, OKAY? BUT BE CAREFUL.
279
00:16:22,503 --> 00:16:24,679
REMEMBER, WE'RE NOT
CHARLIE'S ANGELS.
280
00:16:24,809 --> 00:16:29,336
-[SIGHS] I KNOW,
BUT WHAT IF WE WERE?
281
00:16:55,231 --> 00:16:56,319
ARE YOU LOGAN FOWLER?
282
00:16:56,450 --> 00:16:57,929
-YEAH, I'M LOGAN FOWLER, WHY?
283
00:16:59,366 --> 00:17:01,237
-HI, I'M KELLY GARRETT.
284
00:17:03,544 --> 00:17:05,024
-OH, HI, I'M JILL MUNROE.
285
00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:10,072
-I'M SABRINA DUNCAN.
TOWNSEND DETECTIVE AGENCY.
286
00:17:10,203 --> 00:17:11,595
--CHARLIE SENT US TO HELP YOU.
287
00:17:14,685 --> 00:17:15,599
-COME ABOARD.
288
00:17:16,644 --> 00:17:18,776
-CHARLIE: HELLO, ANGELS, I
TRUST YOU'RE FILLING LOGAN IN
289
00:17:18,907 --> 00:17:20,169
ON THIS SITUATION.
290
00:17:20,300 --> 00:17:21,779
-OF COURSE, CHARLIE.
291
00:17:21,910 --> 00:17:23,651
-YOU TOLD US LOGAN WAS
AN OLD FRIEND OF YOURS,
292
00:17:23,781 --> 00:17:25,870
SO WE'RE HERE TO HELP
HIM ANY WAY WE CAN.
293
00:17:26,001 --> 00:17:27,394
-CHARLIE: I
APPRECIATE IT, ANGELS.
294
00:17:27,916 --> 00:17:29,265
I WISH THIS REUNION
WERE TAKING PLACE
295
00:17:29,396 --> 00:17:31,093
UNDER HAPPIER
CIRCUMSTANCES, LOGAN.
296
00:17:31,224 --> 00:17:32,616
-ME, TOO, CHARLIE.
297
00:17:32,747 --> 00:17:33,878
-CHARLIE: ARE YOU STILL
WEARING THAT LUCKY RING
298
00:17:34,009 --> 00:17:34,966
AROUND YOUR NECK?
299
00:17:35,097 --> 00:17:36,838
-WOULDN'T BE CAUGHT WITHOUT IT.
300
00:17:36,968 --> 00:17:39,145
-GOOD, THE
ANGELS WILL WATCH OVER YOU
301
00:17:39,275 --> 00:17:41,451
UNTIL WE CAN PUT JACK RIPLEY
BACK WHERE HE BELONGS.
302
00:17:41,582 --> 00:17:42,626
-THANKS, CHARLIE.
303
00:17:43,410 --> 00:17:45,673
-KEEP IN MIND,
ANGELS, THAT JACK RIPLEY
304
00:17:45,803 --> 00:17:47,936
IS UNPREDICTABLE
AND EXTREMELY DANGEROUS.
305
00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:49,807
-OH, WE KNOW, CHARLIE.
306
00:17:49,938 --> 00:17:51,592
HE'S A MECHANICAL WIZARD
WITH A SECTION EIGHT
307
00:17:51,722 --> 00:17:52,897
IN THE MILITARY.
308
00:17:53,028 --> 00:17:53,985
-THAT'S RIGHT, HE BOOBY TRAPPED
309
00:17:54,116 --> 00:17:55,857
HIS OWN UNIT'S HEADQUARTERS.
310
00:17:55,987 --> 00:17:58,338
-A DELUSIONAL SCHIZOPHRENIC
WITH MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES.
311
00:17:58,860 --> 00:18:00,296
-CHARLIE: I'M SURE
YOU'LL CHARM ALL OF THEM
312
00:18:00,427 --> 00:18:02,168
INTO SUBMISSION, SABRINA.
313
00:18:02,298 --> 00:18:04,387
YOU'RE IN CAPABLE HANDS, LOGAN.
314
00:18:04,518 --> 00:18:06,215
-WHAT ABOUT YOU, CHARLIE?
315
00:18:06,346 --> 00:18:08,391
-DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME, ANGELS,
316
00:18:09,044 --> 00:18:10,872
I'M IN CAPABLE HANDS TOO.
317
00:18:11,438 --> 00:18:13,483
[LAUGHING]
318
00:18:16,443 --> 00:18:18,184
[BOAT HORN BLOWING]
319
00:18:18,314 --> 00:18:20,751
-AHOY! I'M AFRAID
YOU'RE IN MY SLIP.
320
00:18:22,275 --> 00:18:23,624
WOULD YOU MIND MOVING YOUR BOAT
321
00:18:23,754 --> 00:18:25,582
SO I COULD PUT MINE
WHERE IT BELONGS?
322
00:18:25,713 --> 00:18:26,801
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
323
00:18:30,239 --> 00:18:31,806
-IT'S HIM!
324
00:18:31,936 --> 00:18:33,503
-FREEZE!
325
00:18:33,634 --> 00:18:36,332
-NOW IS THAT ANY WAY
TO GREET AN OLD CHUM?
326
00:18:36,463 --> 00:18:39,814
-CUT YOUR ENGINES AND PUT
YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR, MISTER.
327
00:18:39,944 --> 00:18:41,511
-DO WHAT SHE SAYS.
328
00:18:43,470 --> 00:18:46,037
-BOTH HANDS OR JUST THIS ONE?
329
00:18:46,168 --> 00:18:48,475
LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING,
DARLINGS, YOU KNOW,
330
00:18:48,605 --> 00:18:52,653
YOU THREE LOOK MARVELOUS,
ABSOLUTELY MARVELOUS.
331
00:18:52,783 --> 00:18:54,176
-DROP IT, RIPLEY!
332
00:18:54,959 --> 00:18:58,659
-YOU TALKIN' TO ME?
YOU TALKIN' TO ME?
333
00:19:02,619 --> 00:19:05,883
THERE'S NOBODY ELSE AROUND
HERE, WHO YOU TALKIN' TO?
334
00:19:06,014 --> 00:19:07,450
-I'LL COUNT TO THREE!
335
00:19:07,581 --> 00:19:10,149
-OH, ARCHIE,
336
00:19:10,279 --> 00:19:12,890
THEY GOT GUNS!
337
00:19:13,021 --> 00:19:14,588
-ONE.
338
00:19:14,718 --> 00:19:16,851
-OH, JEEZ, THERE LADY,
WOULD YOU TELL THEM TO PUT
339
00:19:16,981 --> 00:19:18,418
A SOCK IN IT OVER THERE?
340
00:19:20,202 --> 00:19:22,900
LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING,
DARLINGS, FORGET ABOUT HIM.
341
00:19:23,031 --> 00:19:26,513
I AM THE ONE WHO HAS REALLY
LOST HIS HEAD OVER HERE.
342
00:19:32,214 --> 00:19:33,215
-KELLY: WHAT IS IT?
343
00:19:33,346 --> 00:19:34,260
-JILL: LOOK OUT, IT'S A BOMB.
344
00:19:35,478 --> 00:19:36,958
-SMOKIN'.
345
00:19:39,352 --> 00:19:41,005
-HIT THE WATER, GANG!
346
00:19:49,797 --> 00:19:52,365
-WHAT CAN I SAY?
SOME LIKE IT HOT.
347
00:20:46,506 --> 00:20:49,335
I FEEL THE FORCES WITH ME, LUKE.
348
00:20:50,336 --> 00:20:51,859
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
349
00:20:56,037 --> 00:20:59,083
CATO, CATO,
THIS IS INSPECTOR CLOUSSEAU.
350
00:20:59,214 --> 00:21:00,737
WHERE ARE YOU, CATO?
351
00:21:00,868 --> 00:21:02,478
[SCREECHING]
352
00:21:05,394 --> 00:21:08,267
MY NAME IS BOND, JAMES BOND.
353
00:21:08,397 --> 00:21:10,660
007, LICENSE TO KILL.
354
00:21:16,797 --> 00:21:19,452
THEY SAY THE SAFEST PLACE
IS BETWEEN A DOOR JAM.
355
00:21:19,582 --> 00:21:23,151
WELCOME TO CALIFORNIA.
[CHUCKLES] JUST KIDDING.
356
00:21:23,717 --> 00:21:25,588
AH, A TREADMILL, PERFECT.
357
00:21:31,942 --> 00:21:33,857
-SO, YOU'RE SAYING LOGAN
HIRED PRIVATE DETECTIVES?
358
00:21:33,988 --> 00:21:35,729
-OH, NO, NOT EXACTLY.
359
00:21:35,859 --> 00:21:37,861
-ACTUALLY A FRIEND OF HIS SENT
THEM OVER TO PROTECT HIM.
360
00:21:37,992 --> 00:21:40,168
-WELL, GOOD, I HOPE THEY
CAN CATCH THAT MANIAC.
361
00:21:51,614 --> 00:21:53,486
-GIRLS, I'D LIKE YOU
TO MEET THE ANGELS.
362
00:21:54,225 --> 00:21:55,749
THIS IS STEPHANIE,
CJ, CAROLINE
363
00:21:55,879 --> 00:21:58,186
MEET SABRINA, JILL AND KELLY.
364
00:21:58,317 --> 00:21:59,796
-IT'S A PLEASURE TO MEET YOU.
365
00:21:59,927 --> 00:22:01,450
-NICE TO MEET YOU.
366
00:22:01,581 --> 00:22:03,974
-SO, WHAT'S YOUR PLAN
FOR CATCHING RIPLEY?
367
00:22:04,105 --> 00:22:06,847
-OH, WE'RE GOING
UNDERCOVER AS LIFEGUARDS.
368
00:22:07,761 --> 00:22:09,066
-ANY WAY WE CAN HELP?
369
00:22:09,197 --> 00:22:12,026
-OH, YES, HOW DO
YOU WEAR YOUR HAIR?
370
00:22:14,811 --> 00:22:16,335
UP OR DOWN FOR RESCUES?
371
00:22:17,901 --> 00:22:19,294
-UP IF WE HAVE TIME.
372
00:22:20,034 --> 00:22:21,949
-ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE
QUALIFIED TO BE LIFEGUARDS?
373
00:22:22,079 --> 00:22:24,734
-COLLEGE SWIM
TEAM, CPR TRAINING.
374
00:22:24,865 --> 00:22:27,563
-ADVANCED FIRST-AID AND
PARAMEDICS EXPERTISE.
375
00:22:27,694 --> 00:22:29,826
-LICENSED TO PERFORM
OPEN HEART SURGERY.
376
00:22:30,914 --> 00:22:33,569
[LAUGHS] JUST KIDDING.
377
00:22:35,136 --> 00:22:36,529
ACTUALLY, I GREW UP ON THE BEACH
378
00:22:36,659 --> 00:22:37,878
AND I ALWAYS FANTASIZED
ABOUT BEING A LIFEGUARD.
379
00:22:38,661 --> 00:22:40,402
-OH, REALLY?
380
00:22:40,533 --> 00:22:42,099
I ALWAYS FANTASIZED ABOUT
BEING A PRIVATE EYE LIKE YOU.
381
00:22:42,230 --> 00:22:44,145
-IT'S A VERY
REWARDING PROFESSION.
382
00:22:44,275 --> 00:22:46,887
-ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU
PUT CRIMINALS AWAY
WHERE THEY BELONG.
383
00:22:49,019 --> 00:22:50,760
WELL, WE BETTER GET TO WORK.
384
00:22:51,587 --> 00:22:53,067
-I GUESS WE'LL SEE
YOU ON THE BEACH.
385
00:22:53,197 --> 00:22:54,198
-THANKS FOR THE TIP.
386
00:22:54,329 --> 00:22:55,286
-BYE.
387
00:22:55,417 --> 00:22:56,331
-FOLLOW ME, LADIES.
388
00:23:07,864 --> 00:23:09,823
-WHAT IS WITH THOSE HAIRSTYLES?
389
00:23:09,953 --> 00:23:11,085
-I THINK THEY'RE SEXY.
390
00:23:11,215 --> 00:23:13,304
-I THINK KELLY'S STUNNING.
391
00:23:13,435 --> 00:23:16,046
YOU KNOW, SHE'S BEAUTIFUL
YET SOPHISTICATED.
392
00:23:16,177 --> 00:23:18,222
-WELL, I GUESS SHE'S OKAY,
393
00:23:18,353 --> 00:23:19,876
BUT SABRINA'S OBVIOUSLY
THE SMART ONE.
394
00:23:20,007 --> 00:23:22,662
ANYWAY, WE BETTER
GET BACK TO WORK.
395
00:23:24,490 --> 00:23:26,666
-CAROLINE: SMART, SINCE WHEN
DID BRAINS GET YOU ANYWHERE?
396
00:23:27,623 --> 00:23:29,277
-YOU'LL FIND EVERYTHING
YOU NEED IN HERE.
397
00:23:29,408 --> 00:23:30,452
-THANK YOU.
398
00:23:31,497 --> 00:23:32,411
-THANK YOU.
399
00:23:32,541 --> 00:23:34,761
-OH, THIS MUST BE FOR US.
400
00:23:36,850 --> 00:23:38,939
-POOR CJ, SO SAD.
401
00:23:39,069 --> 00:23:40,288
-WHAT'S SAD, JILL?
402
00:23:41,071 --> 00:23:42,246
-WELL, SHE'D BE
SUCH A PRETTY GIRL
403
00:23:42,377 --> 00:23:43,944
IF SHE KNEW HOW
TO STYLE HER HAIR.
404
00:23:44,074 --> 00:23:46,642
-I THINK CAROLINE
IS JUST ADORABLE.
405
00:23:47,164 --> 00:23:49,776
-YEAH, SHE'S NICE,
BUT I THINK STEPHANIE'S
406
00:23:49,906 --> 00:23:52,082
OBVIOUSLY THE SMART ONE.
407
00:23:54,998 --> 00:23:56,173
THIS MUST BE CJ'S.
408
00:23:56,304 --> 00:23:57,784
-OH, THIS MUST BE STEPHANIE'S.
409
00:23:57,914 --> 00:23:58,785
-THANK YOU.
410
00:23:58,915 --> 00:24:00,917
-WELL, I HOPE IT FITS.
411
00:24:01,048 --> 00:24:02,571
OH, I'M SO EXCITED WE
GET TO BE LIFEGUARDS.
412
00:24:02,702 --> 00:24:04,443
-EVERYTHING EXCITES YOU.
413
00:24:04,573 --> 00:24:07,097
-I KNOW, I CAN'T HELP IT,
I JUST LOVE ADRENALINE.
414
00:24:07,881 --> 00:24:09,665
-YOU LOVE EVERYTHING, JILL.
415
00:24:09,796 --> 00:24:11,188
-I KNOW, I CAN'T HELP IT.
416
00:24:11,319 --> 00:24:13,669
-WELL, I THINK WE
SHOULD SPLIT UP.
417
00:24:14,583 --> 00:24:17,020
JILL, YOU TAKE THE TRUCK
AND PATROL THE BEACH.
418
00:24:17,151 --> 00:24:19,153
KELLY AND I WILL KEEP AN
EYE ON STEPHANIE AND LOGAN.
419
00:24:20,371 --> 00:24:22,373
-I WILL KEEP AN EYE ON LOGAN.
420
00:24:26,247 --> 00:24:30,120
-REMEMBER, WE'RE NOT HERE TO
MIX BUSINESS WITH PLEASURE.
421
00:24:30,251 --> 00:24:32,079
-WHEN HAVE I EVER DONE THAT?
422
00:24:32,209 --> 00:24:33,733
-HOW ABOUT EVERY CASE?
423
00:24:33,863 --> 00:24:36,083
-EXCUSE ME, JILL, YOU'RE
THE ONE WHO USES HER LOOKS
424
00:24:36,213 --> 00:24:37,563
TO CATCH A MAN.
425
00:24:37,693 --> 00:24:39,390
-AND YOU DON'T?
426
00:24:39,521 --> 00:24:41,871
-OF COURSE, I DO, I'M JUST
A LOT LESS OBVIOUS THAN YOU.
427
00:24:43,438 --> 00:24:44,787
-IT'S GONNA TAKE
MORE THAN OUR LOOKS
428
00:24:44,918 --> 00:24:46,485
TO CATCH A JACK RIPLEY.
429
00:24:46,615 --> 00:24:49,270
HE IS CUNNING, CLEVER
AND WORST OF ALL, VIOLENT.
430
00:24:49,400 --> 00:24:52,360
-NO, NO, NO, NO.
HE IS CLEVER, CRUEL,
431
00:24:52,491 --> 00:24:54,188
AND WORST OF ALL, DEADLY.
432
00:24:54,318 --> 00:24:56,016
-OH, NO, NO, NO.
433
00:24:56,146 --> 00:24:59,498
HE'S MANIACAL, IRRATIONAL,
AND WORST OF ALL, HANDSOME.
434
00:24:59,628 --> 00:25:03,110
-JILL, I SAY WORST OF
ALL VIOLENT AND KELLY
435
00:25:03,240 --> 00:25:06,200
SAYS WORST OF ALL DEADLY AND
YOU SAY WORST OF ALL HANDSOME?
436
00:25:06,330 --> 00:25:08,202
-I KNOW MY WEAKNESS.
437
00:25:09,159 --> 00:25:10,509
-WELL, CONTROL YOURSELF.
438
00:25:11,901 --> 00:25:14,600
-WHAT DO WE KNOW
ABOUT THIS JACK RIPLEY?
439
00:25:15,426 --> 00:25:18,081
-WELL, WE KNOW
THAT WHEN HE WAS 9,
440
00:25:18,212 --> 00:25:20,214
HE WAS BIT BY A RABID DOG.
441
00:25:20,344 --> 00:25:23,086
BEFORE HE WAS CURED, HE
BECAME DEMENTED AND DERANGED.
442
00:25:23,217 --> 00:25:26,786
THEN, SOMETHING HE
SAW SPLIT HIS EGO
443
00:25:26,916 --> 00:25:28,439
INTO A HUNDRED PERSONALITIES.
444
00:25:28,570 --> 00:25:29,440
-WHAT?
445
00:25:30,964 --> 00:25:32,443
-A PERFORMANCE BY RICH LITTLE.
446
00:25:32,574 --> 00:25:34,358
-[GASPING]
-YES,
447
00:25:35,142 --> 00:25:36,926
HIS DERANGED MIND
JUST COULDN'T HANDLE
448
00:25:37,057 --> 00:25:38,580
ALL THOSE CELEBRITY
IMPERSONATIONS.
449
00:25:39,363 --> 00:25:41,191
-WHAT A HORRIBLE WAY
TO BE DRIVEN INSANE.
450
00:25:42,149 --> 00:25:43,977
-HOW DO YOU THINK WE
SHOULD HANDLE HIM, GIRLS?
451
00:25:44,586 --> 00:25:45,674
-CAUTIOUSLY.
452
00:25:46,675 --> 00:25:49,678
-I KNOW, WHAT IF I WAIT
UNTIL HE IMITATES TOM CRUISE
453
00:25:50,331 --> 00:25:51,854
AND I PRETEND I'M NICOLE KIDMAN?
454
00:25:55,031 --> 00:25:56,598
-I DON'T THINK THAT'S
GOING TO STOP HIM, JILL.
455
00:25:56,729 --> 00:25:58,382
-I COULD SMILE.
456
00:25:58,513 --> 00:26:01,298
-AS CAPTIVATING
AT THAT MAY BE, JILL.
457
00:26:01,429 --> 00:26:04,258
I THINK THIS WILL PROVE
TO BE A LOT MORE EFFECTIVE.
458
00:26:04,388 --> 00:26:05,955
FREEZE, MISTER!
459
00:26:06,086 --> 00:26:08,349
-JACK RIPLEY IS NOT GOING
TO BE EASY TO CAPTURE
460
00:26:08,479 --> 00:26:10,612
EVEN WITH OUR GUNS
AND OUR SMILES.
461
00:26:10,743 --> 00:26:12,658
ASIDE FROM HIS ABILITY
TO DISGUISE HIMSELF,
462
00:26:12,788 --> 00:26:15,225
HE'S ALSO AN ELECTRONICS EXPERT.
463
00:26:15,356 --> 00:26:17,706
SO, JILL, SO YOU BETTER
CHECK OUT THAT TRUCK
464
00:26:17,837 --> 00:26:19,578
BEFORE YOU TAKE
IT OUT ON PATROL.
465
00:26:19,708 --> 00:26:22,798
-DON'T WORRY, I'LL GO THROUGH
IT WITH A FINE TOOTH COMB.
466
00:26:22,929 --> 00:26:24,844
-WHAT DO YOU THINK? SHOULD
WE CARRY OUR OWN PURSES?
467
00:26:24,974 --> 00:26:28,282
-THESE LIFEGUARD BAGS
ARE A BIT CUMBERSOME.
468
00:26:29,675 --> 00:26:31,024
-I THINK OUR
PURSES WILL BE FINE.
469
00:26:32,068 --> 00:26:33,026
-DO YOU THINK
WE'LL STILL BE ABLE
470
00:26:33,156 --> 00:26:34,680
TO PASS AS REAL LIFEGUARDS?
471
00:26:34,810 --> 00:26:37,073
-OF COURSE, NO ONE IS EVEN
GOING TO BE ABLE TO TELL
472
00:26:37,204 --> 00:26:40,424
THAT WE ARE UNDERCOVER ANGELS.
473
00:26:40,555 --> 00:26:44,515
-WELL, I GUESS
WE SHOULD GET CHANGED.
474
00:26:44,646 --> 00:26:46,126
-GOOD THINKING, KELLY.
475
00:26:47,344 --> 00:26:48,998
-I LOVE THIS JOB.
476
00:26:53,916 --> 00:26:55,526
-WHILE JILL'S
PATROLLING THE BEACH,
477
00:26:55,657 --> 00:26:57,137
I'LL KEEP AN EYE
ON HEADQUARTERS.
478
00:26:57,267 --> 00:26:58,878
-GOOD THINKING,
I'LL STAY WITH LOGAN
479
00:26:59,008 --> 00:27:00,270
AND MAKE SURE HE'S OKAY.
480
00:27:00,401 --> 00:27:01,489
-LET'S GO.
481
00:27:37,046 --> 00:27:38,091
-SO WHAT DO YOU THINK?
482
00:27:40,528 --> 00:27:42,269
DO WE LOOK LIKE REAL LIFEGUARDS?
483
00:27:42,399 --> 00:27:43,836
-YOU BOTH LOOK GREAT.
484
00:27:43,966 --> 00:27:46,534
-WAIT, DON'T TOUCH THOSE
CONTROLS, KEEP RUNNING.
485
00:27:46,665 --> 00:27:47,491
-WHY?
486
00:27:47,622 --> 00:27:49,015
-JUST KEEP RUNNING.
487
00:27:49,145 --> 00:27:50,407
KELLY, I NEED
A FLASHLIGHT AND A MIRROR.
488
00:27:50,538 --> 00:27:51,713
-WHAT'S GOING ON?
489
00:27:51,844 --> 00:27:53,584
-SABRINA: IT'S
BEEN TAMPERED WITH.
490
00:27:54,890 --> 00:27:56,457
-TAMPERED? WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
491
00:27:56,587 --> 00:27:59,460
-JUST KEEP RUNNING, WHATEVER
YOU DO, DON'T SLOW DOWN.
492
00:28:05,553 --> 00:28:07,207
THAT'S A PRESSURE
SENSITIVE SWITCH.
493
00:28:08,599 --> 00:28:09,992
-AND A MOTION FLY WING.
494
00:28:10,689 --> 00:28:12,038
-AN ACCELERATOR MECHANISM.
495
00:28:12,168 --> 00:28:13,474
IF YOU SLOW DOWN
OR TRY TO GET OFF,
496
00:28:13,604 --> 00:28:14,823
THE MECHANISM WILL BE TRIGGERED.
497
00:28:14,954 --> 00:28:15,955
-TRIGGERED TO DO WHAT?
498
00:28:16,085 --> 00:28:18,000
-YOU'D RATHER NOT KNOW.
499
00:28:19,349 --> 00:28:20,873
[BEEPING]
500
00:28:21,003 --> 00:28:21,917
-WHAT WAS THAT?
501
00:28:22,048 --> 00:28:23,397
-IT'S SPEEDING UP.
502
00:28:23,527 --> 00:28:25,791
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
503
00:28:25,921 --> 00:28:28,054
-KEEP RUNNING.
504
00:28:28,184 --> 00:28:30,883
WE GOTTA FIGURE
THIS OUT AND FAST.
505
00:28:31,013 --> 00:28:33,624
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
506
00:28:34,451 --> 00:28:36,149
-IT'S SPEEDING UP AGAIN.
507
00:28:36,845 --> 00:28:39,152
-KELLY: HANG IN THERE,
LOGAN. KEEP RUNNING.
508
00:28:42,459 --> 00:28:44,026
-IT MUST BE
ONE OF THESE TWO WIRES.
509
00:28:44,157 --> 00:28:46,246
-WHICHEVER ONE YOU
THINK YOU SHOULD CUT,
510
00:28:46,376 --> 00:28:47,551
CUT THE OTHER ONE.
511
00:28:47,682 --> 00:28:48,944
-THAT'S WHAT HE
EXPECTS US TO DO.
512
00:28:51,512 --> 00:28:54,210
-NO, NOT IF HE EXPECTS
THAT'S WHAT YOU'D EXPECT,
513
00:28:54,341 --> 00:28:55,995
HE'D EXPECT.
514
00:28:56,125 --> 00:28:57,474
YOU GOTTA CUT THE ONE HE
DOESN'T EXPECT THAT YOU'D CUT.
515
00:28:57,605 --> 00:28:59,607
-UNLESS HE EXPECTS
US WHAT WE'D EXPECT
516
00:28:59,738 --> 00:29:00,739
AND HE DID THE OPPOSITE.
517
00:29:04,090 --> 00:29:07,484
-CAN'T LOOK BACK,
WHICH WIRE TO CHOOSE?
518
00:29:07,615 --> 00:29:10,400
DEAD WHILE YOU WIN,
ALIVE WHILE YOU LOSE.
519
00:29:13,969 --> 00:29:16,755
-NOT IF HE'D EXPECT WHAT
YOU'D EXPECT HE'D EXPECT.
520
00:29:16,885 --> 00:29:19,627
YOU HAVE TO DO THE OPPOSITE
OF WHAT HE'D EXPECTED
521
00:29:19,758 --> 00:29:21,455
YOU'D SUSPECT HE'D DO.
522
00:29:21,585 --> 00:29:23,631
-DO SOMETHING AND HURRY.
523
00:29:25,807 --> 00:29:27,113
-MAYBE I SHOULD
JUST CUT BOTH WIRES.
524
00:29:27,722 --> 00:29:28,854
-HE'D NEVER EXPECT THAT.
525
00:29:36,078 --> 00:29:37,166
-WHAT IF HE DID?
526
00:29:41,083 --> 00:29:43,259
-WHOA!
527
00:29:47,263 --> 00:29:48,699
-ARE YOU OKAY?
528
00:29:48,830 --> 00:29:50,353
-I'M FINE.
-SABRINA: GOOD.
529
00:29:50,963 --> 00:29:52,573
OKAY, LOGAN, YOU
STAY HERE, OKAY?
530
00:29:53,095 --> 00:29:54,357
WE'D BETTER MAKE A QUICK CHANGE.
531
00:29:54,488 --> 00:29:55,794
-GOOD THINKING.
-WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
532
00:29:55,924 --> 00:29:57,230
-WELL, HE MUST BE
SOMEWHERE NEARBY.
533
00:29:57,360 --> 00:29:58,666
JACK RIPLEY NEVER PUTS ON A SHOW
534
00:29:58,797 --> 00:29:59,798
WITHOUT BEING SOMEWHERE
IN THE AUDIENCE.
535
00:29:59,928 --> 00:30:01,147
KELLY, LET'S GO.
536
00:30:03,453 --> 00:30:05,281
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
537
00:30:05,412 --> 00:30:07,631
-THANK YOU VERY MUCH, I'M
HERE ALL WEEK. TRY THE VEAL.
538
00:30:07,762 --> 00:30:09,155
THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
539
00:30:28,696 --> 00:30:30,176
-THERE HE IS!
540
00:30:32,178 --> 00:30:33,744
WE'LL NEVER CATCH HIM ON FOOT.
541
00:30:33,875 --> 00:30:35,616
-NO, BUT WE CAN
CATCH HIM ON THAT.
542
00:30:35,746 --> 00:30:36,573
COME ON, SABRINA.
543
00:30:36,704 --> 00:30:38,053
-GOOD THINKING, KELLY.
544
00:30:54,330 --> 00:30:55,810
-WHAT'S HAPPENING, BABY?
545
00:30:55,941 --> 00:30:56,942
YOU WOULDN'T HAPPEN TO BE GOING
546
00:30:57,072 --> 00:30:58,378
TO HEARTBREAK HOTEL, WOULD YA?
547
00:30:59,292 --> 00:31:01,076
-NO, BUT I'D BE HAPPY TO
DRIVE YOU BACK TO THE HOSPITAL
548
00:31:01,207 --> 00:31:02,121
WHERE YOU CAN GET HELP.
549
00:31:02,251 --> 00:31:03,949
-NO, THANK YOU, VERY MUCH.
550
00:31:04,079 --> 00:31:06,386
I'M AFRAID "JAILHOUSE ROCK" WAS
NEVER ONE OF MY FAVORITES.
551
00:31:06,952 --> 00:31:09,693
YOU HAPPEN TO SEE
"VIVA LAS VEGAS," BABY?
552
00:31:10,433 --> 00:31:11,782
-YEAH.
553
00:31:11,913 --> 00:31:12,827
-THEN, YOU KNOW I
CAN HANDLE MYSELF
554
00:31:12,958 --> 00:31:14,568
BEHIND THE WHEEL, DON'T YA?
555
00:31:15,264 --> 00:31:16,831
[JILL SCREAMING]
556
00:31:24,447 --> 00:31:27,450
-EXCUSE ME, SIR,
WE NEED TO BORROW THAT.
557
00:31:27,581 --> 00:31:29,975
IT'S AN EMERGENCY.
IT'S A MATTER OF LIFE AND DEATH.
558
00:31:32,891 --> 00:31:34,153
-HEY, THAT'S NOT MINE.
559
00:32:00,309 --> 00:32:01,397
-THERE.
560
00:32:06,620 --> 00:32:07,926
-WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
561
00:32:09,014 --> 00:32:10,189
-NOW IF I WERE
TO TELL YOU THAT,
562
00:32:10,319 --> 00:32:11,538
IT WOULDN'T BE
A SECRET, WOULD IT?
563
00:32:15,194 --> 00:32:16,456
-SABRINA: BRING ME CLOSER.
564
00:32:32,863 --> 00:32:34,561
-THE PROMISE OF
TWO LITTLE PEOPLE GOING AFTER
565
00:32:34,691 --> 00:32:36,824
A HILL OF BEANS IN THIS
CRAZY MIXED UP WORLD.
566
00:32:36,955 --> 00:32:39,653
HERE'S LOOKING AT YOU,
SWEETHEART. [LAUGHS]
567
00:32:45,833 --> 00:32:47,443
-ARE YOU CRAZY?
568
00:32:47,574 --> 00:32:51,317
-CRAZY, CRAZY? YOU
WANT TO SEE CRAZY?
569
00:32:51,447 --> 00:32:54,885
I'LL SHOW YOU CRAZY! [LAUGHS]
570
00:32:59,673 --> 00:33:01,022
-FREEZE, MISTER!
571
00:33:01,153 --> 00:33:02,806
-WHAT ARE YOU? GOOFY?
572
00:33:02,937 --> 00:33:06,114
KILL US ALL! WE'RE GONNA CRASH!
573
00:33:16,951 --> 00:33:18,083
[SIGHING]
574
00:33:21,390 --> 00:33:23,131
-END OF THE LINE, JACK.
575
00:33:23,262 --> 00:33:24,480
-IT'S OVER.
576
00:33:25,307 --> 00:33:28,528
-WELL, NANCY TOLD ME
THERE'D BE DAYS LIKE THIS.
577
00:33:31,487 --> 00:33:35,056
AND THAT'S THE WAY IT IS.
I'M GOING BACK TO CAMARILLO.
578
00:33:37,754 --> 00:33:40,844
-YOU REALLY ARE ANGELS.
YOU SAVED US.
579
00:33:41,410 --> 00:33:42,716
-IT'S ALL IN A DAY'S WORK.
580
00:33:43,456 --> 00:33:45,458
-WE'RE JUST DOING OUR JOBS.
581
00:33:45,588 --> 00:33:48,113
AFTER ALL,
WE'RE CHARLIE'S ANGELS.
582
00:33:54,989 --> 00:33:58,297
[PHONE RINGING]
583
00:33:58,427 --> 00:33:59,385
-CAROLINE.
584
00:34:00,299 --> 00:34:02,562
CAROLINE? HEY, GET THE PHONE.
585
00:34:03,389 --> 00:34:04,520
-OH, YEAH, OF COURSE.
586
00:34:04,651 --> 00:34:05,565
-THANKS.
587
00:34:07,828 --> 00:34:11,484
-HELLO? YEAH.
588
00:34:14,182 --> 00:34:15,879
WOW, ARE YOU POSITIVE?
589
00:34:18,708 --> 00:34:20,841
WELL, THANK YOU, THANK
YOU VERY MUCH FOR CALLING.
590
00:34:22,495 --> 00:34:23,626
-STEPHANIE: WHAT
WAS THAT ABOUT?
591
00:34:24,192 --> 00:34:25,150
-LOOKS LIKE WE
DON'T HAVE TO WORRY
592
00:34:25,280 --> 00:34:26,977
ABOUT JACK RIPLEY ANY MORE.
593
00:34:27,108 --> 00:34:29,284
THREE EYEWITNESSES SAW HIM
BOARDING A PLANE TO BRAZIL.
594
00:34:31,156 --> 00:34:33,462
-WELL, AT LEAST THEY'LL
BE OUT OF OUR HAIR.
595
00:34:34,507 --> 00:34:37,292
-HEY, CAN YOU IMAGINE US WITH
HAIR LIKE CHARLIE'S ANGELS?
596
00:34:38,250 --> 00:34:39,207
-NO.
597
00:34:40,208 --> 00:34:41,470
-WELL, I CAN.
598
00:34:43,037 --> 00:34:44,908
-WELL, AT LEAST WE CAN
GO TO THE PARTY AFTER WORK
599
00:34:45,039 --> 00:34:46,649
AND NOT WORRY ABOUT ANYTHING.
600
00:34:48,695 --> 00:34:50,218
-BYE.
-BYE.
601
00:34:52,829 --> 00:34:55,136
CHARLIE'S ANGELS. [LAUGHS]
602
00:35:10,543 --> 00:35:12,284
-HEY, ANY OF YOU
GUYS SEEN LOGAN?
603
00:35:13,763 --> 00:35:15,200
-WELL, I SAW HIM
WHEN WE FIRST GOT HERE
604
00:35:15,330 --> 00:35:16,462
BUT I HAVEN'T SEEN HIM LATELY.
605
00:35:17,506 --> 00:35:19,900
-LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
PLEASE FOCUS
606
00:35:20,030 --> 00:35:21,336
YOUR ATTENTION ON THE CURTAIN.
607
00:35:21,467 --> 00:35:23,860
THE MAGIC SHOW IS
ABOUT TO BEGIN.
608
00:35:23,991 --> 00:35:25,862
-I DIDN'T KNOW THERE WAS
GONNA BE A MAGIC SHOW.
609
00:35:25,993 --> 00:35:27,429
-I LOVE MAGIC.
610
00:35:28,474 --> 00:35:30,171
-SO DOES LOGAN,
I WISH HE WAS HERE.
611
00:35:30,954 --> 00:35:33,174
-LET'S GO OVER
THERE. THANK YOU.
612
00:35:33,305 --> 00:35:34,784
-THANKS.
613
00:35:39,354 --> 00:35:41,139
-LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
PLEASE WELCOME
614
00:35:41,269 --> 00:35:45,143
THE MASTER OF ESCAPE
AND ILLUSION, RAJA WANSEY.
615
00:35:45,273 --> 00:35:48,450
[APPLAUSE]
616
00:35:48,581 --> 00:35:50,757
-THANK YOU, THANK
YOU VERY MUCH.
617
00:35:50,887 --> 00:35:53,934
I HOLD IN MY HAND AN
AUTHENTIC STRAIGHT JACKET
618
00:35:54,064 --> 00:35:56,676
FROM THE STATE MENTAL HOSPITAL.
619
00:35:56,806 --> 00:36:00,070
IN A MOMENT, YOU WILL WITNESS
AN EFFORT TO CHEAT DEATH.
620
00:36:00,201 --> 00:36:03,291
AN IMPOSSIBLE ESCAPE
FROM A WATERY GRAVE.
621
00:36:03,422 --> 00:36:05,946
SHOULD THE ESCAPE
PROVE UN-DOABLE,
622
00:36:06,076 --> 00:36:10,168
I INSIST THAT NO ONE
MAKE A RESCUE ATTEMPT.
623
00:36:11,604 --> 00:36:12,474
THANK YOU.
624
00:36:18,001 --> 00:36:19,307
-DON'T YOU THINK
THAT'S STRANGE?
625
00:36:19,438 --> 00:36:20,700
-WHAT?
626
00:36:21,962 --> 00:36:23,790
-THAT HE ACTUALLY MENTIONED
THAT THE STRAIGHT JACKET
627
00:36:23,920 --> 00:36:25,183
WAS FROM A STATE
MENTAL HOSPITAL.
628
00:36:25,313 --> 00:36:27,185
-OH, STEPHANIE,
WHAT ARE YOU GETTING AT?
629
00:36:28,447 --> 00:36:30,188
-WELL, RIPLEY ESCAPED FROM ONE.
630
00:36:30,318 --> 00:36:33,234
-COME ON, THREE PEOPLE SAW
RIPLEY BOARD A PLANE TO BRAZIL.
631
00:36:33,365 --> 00:36:37,369
-I KNOW, I KNOW, I
KNOW, BUT AN ILLUSIONIST
632
00:36:37,499 --> 00:36:39,588
CAN MAKE PEOPLE SEE THINGS
THAT DON'T REALLY HAPPEN.
633
00:36:42,156 --> 00:36:44,332
-AND
NOW THE TENT DROP.
634
00:37:15,015 --> 00:37:16,973
-SOMETHING IS WRONG HERE.
635
00:37:24,546 --> 00:37:26,069
LOGAN.
636
00:37:34,339 --> 00:37:37,603
CJ, CAROLINE, THAT'S LOGAN DOWN
THERE IN THE STRAIGHT JACKET!
637
00:38:29,219 --> 00:38:30,569
-ARE YOU OKAY?
638
00:38:31,744 --> 00:38:33,136
-HE'S OKAY, LET'S GO.
639
00:38:43,103 --> 00:38:46,062
-YOU HAVE LEARNED
WELL, GRASSHOPPER.
640
00:38:52,286 --> 00:38:54,506
YOU KNOW, PEG,
YOU FIGHT LIKE A GIRL.
641
00:39:08,737 --> 00:39:10,783
YOU WOULDN'T HIT A MAN
WITH GLASSES, WOULD YOU, LADY?
642
00:39:11,610 --> 00:39:13,002
LADY, NO!
643
00:39:23,273 --> 00:39:25,363
-HASTA LA VISTA, BABY.
644
00:39:25,493 --> 00:39:28,278
-JACK: I TELL YA, I GET
NO RESPECT FROM ANYBODY.
645
00:39:44,251 --> 00:39:45,644
-SO, WHERE ARE WE GONNA EAT?
646
00:39:46,166 --> 00:39:47,472
-OH, I CAN'T GO
TO DINNER TONIGHT.
647
00:39:47,602 --> 00:39:49,996
-NEITHER CAN I.
-WHY? WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
648
00:39:50,126 --> 00:39:52,172
-THEY'RE HOLDING OPEN AUDITIONS
FOR THE "CHARLIE'S ANGELS"
MOVIE.
649
00:39:52,302 --> 00:39:54,522
-WE'RE GONNA SHOW THEM THAT
WE'RE THE REAL THING.
650
00:39:55,131 --> 00:39:56,263
-WELL, WHAT ABOUT ME?
651
00:39:56,916 --> 00:39:58,526
-WELL, WHAT ABOUT YOU?
652
00:39:58,657 --> 00:40:00,310
I THOUGHT YOU WEREN'T
INTO THE "CHARLIE'S ANGELS."
653
00:40:00,441 --> 00:40:02,661
-WELL, I'M NOT,
I MEAN, I WASN'T.
654
00:40:03,357 --> 00:40:06,969
I DON'T KNOW, I GUESS, I THINK
I'D MAKE A PRETTY GOOD ANGEL.
655
00:40:07,100 --> 00:40:08,797
-YOU THINK SO, HUH?
656
00:40:08,928 --> 00:40:12,061
-YEAH, JUST ASK JACK RIPLEY.
657
00:40:12,192 --> 00:40:13,498
-CAROLINE: OH, REALLY?
658
00:40:13,628 --> 00:40:14,716
-REALLY.
659
00:40:14,847 --> 00:40:16,805
FREEZE, MISTER!
660
00:40:16,936 --> 00:40:18,894
[LAUGHING]
661
00:40:20,896 --> 00:40:22,420
-LADIES,
THERE'S A PHONE CALL FOR YA.
662
00:40:22,550 --> 00:40:24,204
-WHO IS IT?
663
00:40:24,334 --> 00:40:25,945
-I DON'T KNOW, SOME
GUY NAMED CHARLIE.
664
00:40:32,255 --> 00:40:33,082
-STEPHANIE: EXCUSE ME!
665
00:40:33,213 --> 00:40:34,519
-CAROLINE: SORRY!
666
00:40:36,434 --> 00:40:38,653
-CHARLIE? IS THAT YOU?
667
00:40:39,872 --> 00:40:41,743
-CHARLIE:
YES, ANGELS, IT'S ME.
668
00:40:42,701 --> 00:40:44,877
I THINK I MAY HAVE
ANOTHER CASE FOR YOU.
669
00:40:50,491 --> 00:40:54,452
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