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COME ON. 14 00:02:18,790 --> 00:02:21,967 -[OPENING THEME PLAYING] 15 00:02:26,755 --> 00:02:30,237 - SOME PEOPLE STAND IN THE DARKNESS 16 00:02:30,367 --> 00:02:34,154 AFRAID TO STEP INTO THE LIGHT 17 00:02:34,284 --> 00:02:38,201 SOME PEOPLE NEED TO HELP SOMEBODY 18 00:02:38,332 --> 00:02:41,900 WHEN THE EDGE OF SURRENDER'S IN SIGHT 19 00:02:42,031 --> 00:02:44,729 DON'T YOU WORRY 20 00:02:44,860 --> 00:02:47,689 IT'S GONNA BE ALL RIGHT 21 00:02:50,387 --> 00:02:51,867 'CAUSE I'M ALWAYS READY 22 00:02:51,997 --> 00:02:56,132 I WON'T LET YOU OUT OF MY SIGHT 23 00:02:59,135 --> 00:03:01,572 I'LL BE READY 24 00:03:01,703 --> 00:03:02,834 I'LL BE READY 25 00:03:02,965 --> 00:03:05,097 NEVER YOU FEAR 26 00:03:05,228 --> 00:03:07,056 OH, DON'T YOU FEAR 27 00:03:07,187 --> 00:03:10,059 I'LL BE READY 28 00:03:10,190 --> 00:03:13,062 FOREVER AND ALWAYS 29 00:03:13,193 --> 00:03:16,326 I'M ALWAYS HERE 30 00:03:26,641 --> 00:03:28,599 -J.D.: UGH, I JUST DON'T GET IT. 31 00:03:28,730 --> 00:03:29,861 SO HE'S ALREADY LAID OUT ON THE SAND 32 00:03:29,992 --> 00:03:31,515 WHEN YOU GOT THERE. 33 00:03:31,646 --> 00:03:32,168 -AND THERE WAS NO ONE ELSE AROUND? 34 00:03:32,299 --> 00:03:33,648 -NOBODY. 35 00:03:33,778 --> 00:03:35,302 -HE COULDN'T HAVE GOTTEN OUT OF THE WATER BY HIMSELF? 36 00:03:35,432 --> 00:03:36,868 -NO, HE WAS BARELY CONSCIOUS. 37 00:03:36,999 --> 00:03:38,043 HE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT HAPPENED. 38 00:03:38,174 --> 00:03:40,132 -IT WAS PROBABLY JUST ANOTHER SURFER. 39 00:03:40,263 --> 00:03:41,656 -YEAH, BUT WHY WOULD HE SPLIT? 40 00:03:41,786 --> 00:03:43,179 -WAVE RAGE. 41 00:03:43,310 --> 00:03:44,746 PROBABLY KNOCKED THE GUY OUT 42 00:03:44,876 --> 00:03:46,182 AND DIDN'T WANT TO BE AROUND WHEN HE WOKE UP. 43 00:03:46,313 --> 00:03:47,662 -MITCH: OKAY, ROLE CALL. LISTEN UP! 44 00:03:49,490 --> 00:03:51,056 EVERYBODY IN THE LOUNGE! BIG DAY AHEAD OF US! 45 00:03:51,187 --> 00:03:53,363 BIG SWELLS. EL NI?O IS AT IT AGAIN. 46 00:03:53,494 --> 00:03:54,625 -HEY, MITCH CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A SECOND? 47 00:03:54,756 --> 00:03:56,192 -YEAH, SURE. 48 00:03:56,323 --> 00:03:57,498 -LISTEN, I REALIZE THAT I WAS HIRED HERE 49 00:03:57,628 --> 00:03:59,021 AS AN ADMINISTRATIVE CONSULTANT, 50 00:03:59,151 --> 00:04:01,197 HOWEVER JUST SO YOU KNOW I DID NOT TAKE THIS JOB 51 00:04:01,328 --> 00:04:03,243 SO I COULD BE CHAINED TO A DESK ALL DAY. 52 00:04:03,373 --> 00:04:04,766 -AH, YOUR POINT BEING? 53 00:04:04,896 --> 00:04:07,247 -MY POINT BEING IS WHEN DO I GET A TOWER? 54 00:04:07,377 --> 00:04:09,161 -A TOWER? 55 00:04:09,292 --> 00:04:11,076 -YEAH, OR ANY OTHER MEANINGFUL ASSIGNMENT FOR THAT MATTER. 56 00:04:11,207 --> 00:04:13,470 I MEAN, FOR INSTANCE, I COULD RIDE IN THE CALL CAR WITH YOU. 57 00:04:13,601 --> 00:04:15,472 -AH, WELL BRIDGET IS A CERTIFIED PARAMEDIC. 58 00:04:15,603 --> 00:04:17,561 -YEAH, WELL SO AM I. 59 00:04:17,692 --> 00:04:19,259 -OH YEAH, RIGHT. I KNOW. 60 00:04:19,389 --> 00:04:21,261 -YOU KNOW WHAT, MITCH? YOU ARE NOT BEING FAIR. 61 00:04:21,391 --> 00:04:22,697 I MEAN, YOU WANT ME TO PROVE MYSELF, 62 00:04:22,827 --> 00:04:24,612 BUT YOU'RE NOT GIVING ME A CHANCE. 63 00:04:24,742 --> 00:04:27,005 -COFFEE? OKAY, LISTEN UP EVERYBODY! TOWER ASSIGNMENTS. 64 00:04:27,136 --> 00:04:29,269 J.D., TOWER 17, CODY YOU'RE AT ZUMA, INGRID YOU'RE-- 65 00:04:29,399 --> 00:04:30,270 -ALEX: HANG ON, HANG ON. 66 00:04:30,400 --> 00:04:32,010 BEFORE YOU GET INTO ALL THAT, 67 00:04:32,141 --> 00:04:33,838 I WANNA INTRODUCE YOU GUYS TO SOMEONE. 68 00:04:33,969 --> 00:04:36,014 NOW AS YOU KNOW, WHEN I CAME TO BAYWATCH, 69 00:04:36,145 --> 00:04:37,494 I TOLD YOU YOU COULD EXPECT SOME CHANGES 70 00:04:37,625 --> 00:04:39,409 AROUND HERE, RIGHT? 71 00:04:39,540 --> 00:04:41,150 NOW I KNOW THERE'S A FEW OF YOU WHO DERIVE GREAT PLEASURE 72 00:04:41,281 --> 00:04:43,587 FROM MOPPING THE FLOORS, CLEANING THE SHOWERS, 73 00:04:43,718 --> 00:04:45,067 AND WASHING YOUR TOWELS AND YOUR SWIM SUITS. 74 00:04:45,197 --> 00:04:46,590 -OH, YEAH. WE LOVE IT. 75 00:04:46,721 --> 00:04:49,724 -ANYWAY, I HAPPEN TO BELIEVE THAT A LIFEGUARD'S JOB 76 00:04:49,854 --> 00:04:51,987 IS HARD ENOUGH WITHOUT DOING ALL THE GRUNT WORK 77 00:04:52,117 --> 00:04:53,641 AROUND HEADQUARTERS. 78 00:04:53,771 --> 00:04:56,470 THAT IS WHY I HAVE HIRED A NEW MAINTENANCE MANAGER. 79 00:04:56,600 --> 00:04:58,689 EVERYBODY, I WANT YOU TO MEET JESSICA OWENS. 80 00:04:58,820 --> 00:05:00,038 -HEY, EVERYBODY. 81 00:05:00,169 --> 00:05:01,605 -[ALL ENTHUSIASTICALLY GREETING] 82 00:05:01,736 --> 00:05:03,259 -[LAUGHS] 83 00:05:04,042 --> 00:05:06,349 -SO IF YOU GUYS HAVE ANY OTHER IDEAS OR SUGGESTIONS 84 00:05:06,480 --> 00:05:07,916 YOU KNOW MY DOOR IS ALWAYS OPEN, OKAY? 85 00:05:08,046 --> 00:05:09,700 -ALWAYS OPEN! 86 00:05:09,831 --> 00:05:10,875 J.D., DO ME A FAVOR, HAND OUT THE TOWER ASSIGNMENTS. 87 00:05:11,006 --> 00:05:12,442 STEP INTO MY OFFICE, PLEASE. 88 00:05:12,573 --> 00:05:13,443 WHERE IN THE BUDGET DID YOU FIND THE MONEY 89 00:05:13,574 --> 00:05:14,792 FOR A MAINTENANCE MANAGER? 90 00:05:15,706 --> 00:05:18,230 -IT'S ONE OF THE MANY THINGS I AM QUALIFIED TO DO. 91 00:05:24,759 --> 00:05:27,718 -ED SYMES IS MY NAME, MEDICAL SUPPLIES IS MY GAME. 92 00:05:27,849 --> 00:05:30,373 I HAVE SOME COMPLIMENTARY THERMOMETERS FOR ALL OF YOU. 93 00:05:30,504 --> 00:05:33,594 AND YOU'LL NOTICE MY EMAIL ADDRESS IS RIGHT HERE ON THE BACK. 94 00:05:34,203 --> 00:05:35,987 I THOUGHT MAYBE YOU AND I COULD LOG ON TOGETHER 95 00:05:36,118 --> 00:05:37,511 SOME NIGHT, SWEETHEART. 96 00:05:37,641 --> 00:05:38,990 -HERE, YOU NEED THIS BECAUSE YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY 97 00:05:39,121 --> 00:05:40,818 OUT OF YOUR MIND WITH FEVER. 98 00:05:40,949 --> 00:05:42,777 -[LAUGHS] YEAH. 99 00:05:42,907 --> 00:05:45,127 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WHAT YOU SEE HERE IS THE FUTURE. 100 00:05:45,257 --> 00:05:47,738 ALL THESE MEDICAL SUPPLIES ARE STATE-OF-THE-ART. 101 00:05:47,869 --> 00:05:49,914 I'M GONNA DO A LITTLE DEMONSTRATION HERE. 102 00:05:50,045 --> 00:05:52,047 I NEED YOUR LEG, DOLL FACE, IF THAT'D BE OKAY. 103 00:05:53,309 --> 00:05:55,267 THIS LEG IS... 104 00:05:56,094 --> 00:05:57,052 [WHIMPERS] 105 00:05:57,705 --> 00:05:59,620 UH, GORGEOUS, BUT, UH, 106 00:05:59,750 --> 00:06:01,578 FOR THE PURPOSE OF THIS DEMONSTRATION IT'S BROKEN. 107 00:06:01,709 --> 00:06:03,363 YOU WITH ME? 108 00:06:03,493 --> 00:06:06,017 -YOUR HANDS. TAKE THEM OFF MY LEG OR THEY'RE BROKEN. 109 00:06:09,064 --> 00:06:10,282 -MITCH: ED? 110 00:06:11,196 --> 00:06:12,720 -HEY, MITCH! HOW GOES IT? 111 00:06:12,850 --> 00:06:14,765 -I THOUGHT I MADE IT PERFECTLY CLEAR I NEVER WANTED 112 00:06:14,896 --> 00:06:16,637 TO SEE YOUR FACE AROUND HERE AGAIN, EVER! 113 00:06:16,767 --> 00:06:18,290 -OH, COME ON MITCH. 114 00:06:18,421 --> 00:06:19,379 LET'S NOT LET A FEW LITTLE PERSONALITY DIFFERENCES 115 00:06:19,509 --> 00:06:21,206 COME BETWEEN US AND BUSINESS. 116 00:06:21,337 --> 00:06:23,165 I'M GONNA MAKE YOU THE BEST-EQUIPPED EMERGENCY MEDICAL UNIT 117 00:06:23,295 --> 00:06:24,819 ON THE BEACH. -WE ALREADY ARE. 118 00:06:24,949 --> 00:06:27,169 -OH NO, MAN, YOUR STUFF IS YESTERDAY'S NEWS. 119 00:06:27,299 --> 00:06:28,997 MY STUFF IS THE WAVE OF THE FUTURE 120 00:06:29,127 --> 00:06:30,128 AND IT CAN ALL BE YOURS. 121 00:06:30,259 --> 00:06:31,869 -YEAH, RIGHT. IN EXCHANGE FOR WHAT? 122 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:33,654 -WELL, I NEED TO FIELD TEST SOME OF MY EQUIPMENT 123 00:06:33,784 --> 00:06:34,872 ON, UH, THE CALL CAR. 124 00:06:35,003 --> 00:06:36,396 -[LAUGHS FALSELY] IN A WORD, NO. 125 00:06:36,526 --> 00:06:38,354 -OH, COME ON. NO STRINGS, NO OBLIGATION! 126 00:06:38,485 --> 00:06:39,616 -NO WAY. 127 00:06:40,704 --> 00:06:41,966 -HEY, MITCH! 128 00:06:43,098 --> 00:06:44,752 I NEED YOU TO SIGN SOME PAPERWORK 129 00:06:44,882 --> 00:06:46,101 BEFORE YOU TAKE OFF, ALL RIGHT? 130 00:06:46,231 --> 00:06:47,450 -HEY, WHO'S THE NEW BABE? 131 00:06:47,581 --> 00:06:48,799 -UH, YOU DON'T WANT TO MESS WITH... 132 00:06:50,018 --> 00:06:52,281 ON SECOND THOUGHT, THIS MIGHT PRESENT 133 00:06:52,412 --> 00:06:54,283 A VERY INTERESTING OPPORTUNITY. 134 00:06:57,765 --> 00:07:00,463 -SO NOW YOU WANT ME TO GO OUT ON THE CALL CAR? 135 00:07:00,594 --> 00:07:01,943 -YEP. 136 00:07:02,073 --> 00:07:03,553 -MAY I ASK WHY THE SUDDEN CHANGE OF HEART? 137 00:07:03,684 --> 00:07:05,729 -WELL, I REALIZED THAT KEEPING YOU COOPED UP 138 00:07:05,860 --> 00:07:08,993 AT HEADQUARTERS WAS A TREMENDOUS WASTE OF YOUR TALENTS. 139 00:07:09,124 --> 00:07:11,605 -WOW, WE FINALLY AGREE ON SOMETHING. THAT'S GREAT. 140 00:07:11,735 --> 00:07:12,693 -WE DO. 141 00:07:12,823 --> 00:07:15,913 ALEX RYKER, ED SYMES. 142 00:07:16,044 --> 00:07:17,741 -HEY SUGARPLUM, WHY DON'T YOU HOP ON IN 143 00:07:17,872 --> 00:07:19,569 AND TAKE A RIDE WITH DADDY HERE? 144 00:07:19,700 --> 00:07:21,702 I'LL LET YOU RIDE SHOTGUN [LAUGHS] 145 00:07:21,832 --> 00:07:23,399 -[LAUGHS TEASINGLY] 146 00:07:27,142 --> 00:07:28,883 -ED: NOW DON'T KEEP ME WAITING, CUPCAKE. 147 00:07:29,013 --> 00:07:31,146 I GOT A LONELY LAP HERE. 148 00:07:36,760 --> 00:07:38,153 -CODY: WE'VE GOT THE WHOLE WEEKEND, YOU KNOW? 149 00:07:38,762 --> 00:07:40,372 -J.D.: I DON'T KNOW, MAN, I HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT. 150 00:07:40,503 --> 00:07:41,548 -JESSIE: HEY, GUYS! -CODY: HEY. 151 00:07:41,678 --> 00:07:42,766 -J.D.: HEY, JESSICA. 152 00:07:42,897 --> 00:07:44,551 -OH, YOU CAN CALL ME JESSIE. 153 00:07:44,681 --> 00:07:46,335 -JESSIE OWENS? ANY RELATION TO THE ORIGINAL? 154 00:07:46,466 --> 00:07:48,772 -ACTUALLY, MY DAD WAS A TRACK AND FIELD NUT 155 00:07:48,903 --> 00:07:50,600 AND JESSIE OWENS WAS HIS HERO. 156 00:07:50,731 --> 00:07:52,254 -YEAH, MINE TOO. 157 00:07:52,384 --> 00:07:53,951 FOUR OLYMPIC GOLD MEDALS IS PRETTY HARD TO TOP. 158 00:07:54,082 --> 00:07:55,039 -TRUE. 159 00:07:55,170 --> 00:07:56,214 -NAME'S CODY. 160 00:07:56,345 --> 00:07:57,389 -HEY. 161 00:07:57,520 --> 00:07:59,130 -J.D. 162 00:07:59,261 --> 00:08:00,871 -IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU. -WELCOME TO BAYWATCH. 163 00:08:01,002 --> 00:08:02,307 -THANKS. 164 00:08:02,438 --> 00:08:04,788 -CODY: SO HOW DOES A GIRL LIKE YOU BECOME A, UH-- 165 00:08:04,919 --> 00:08:06,703 -JANITOR? [LAUGHS] 166 00:08:06,834 --> 00:08:08,488 ACTUALLY, I'M STARTING MY OWN BUSINESS. 167 00:08:08,618 --> 00:08:10,620 JUST IN CASE YOU GUYS EVER NEED ANYONE 168 00:08:10,751 --> 00:08:12,404 TO CLEAN YOUR APARTMENTS OR WHATEVER. 169 00:08:12,535 --> 00:08:14,450 I'M ALWAYS LOOKING FOR NEW CLIENTS. 170 00:08:15,190 --> 00:08:17,018 -CODY: WELL, YOU KNOW AS A MATTER OF--- J.D.: WELL, ACTUALLY-- 171 00:08:17,975 --> 00:08:18,759 -JESSIE, WAIT! 172 00:08:18,889 --> 00:08:20,369 -WHAT? 173 00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:23,285 -[SHRIEKING] 174 00:08:23,415 --> 00:08:24,373 -THERE MIGHT BE... 175 00:08:26,114 --> 00:08:27,202 -[GASPS] 176 00:08:27,332 --> 00:08:28,290 -SOMEONE DOWN THERE. 177 00:08:28,420 --> 00:08:31,206 -JESSIE: OH MY GOSH! I'M SO SORRY! 178 00:08:44,088 --> 00:08:44,915 -DO YOU MIND? 179 00:08:45,046 --> 00:08:47,614 -OH, NO. SORRY. [CHUCKLES] 180 00:08:48,876 --> 00:08:50,617 HEY, NO TAN LINE ON YOUR FINGER, HUH? 181 00:08:50,747 --> 00:08:51,531 -I BEG YOUR PARDON? 182 00:08:51,661 --> 00:08:52,706 -UH, NO WEDDING RING. 183 00:08:52,836 --> 00:08:54,316 GUESS YOU MUST BE FLYING SOLO, HUH? 184 00:08:54,446 --> 00:08:55,796 -UH, YEAH. YEAH. 185 00:08:55,926 --> 00:08:57,667 -WHAT A WASTE OF A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN. 186 00:08:57,798 --> 00:08:59,060 I'M SINGLE TOO YOU KNOW. 187 00:08:59,190 --> 00:09:00,061 HARD TO BELIEVE THOUGH, ISN'T IT? 188 00:09:00,714 --> 00:09:02,672 -WELL, NOT REALLY. 189 00:09:02,803 --> 00:09:06,154 UM, DO YOU THINK YOU COULD MOVE OVER THAT WAY A LITTLE? 190 00:09:06,284 --> 00:09:07,503 -OH, YEAH. A LITTLE. 191 00:09:07,634 --> 00:09:09,418 -YOU KNOW THIS COULD BE KISMET, 192 00:09:09,549 --> 00:09:10,811 THE TWO OF YOU MEETING LIKE THIS. 193 00:09:10,941 --> 00:09:11,986 -I DON'T THINK SO. 194 00:09:12,116 --> 00:09:13,640 -YOU KNOW THE BIG GUY COULD BE RIGHT. 195 00:09:13,770 --> 00:09:15,859 -YOU TWO HAVE A LOT IN COMMON. -REALLY? 196 00:09:15,990 --> 00:09:17,382 -YEAH. -LIKE WHAT? 197 00:09:17,513 --> 00:09:19,602 -ED: WELL, WE'RE BOTH ROMANTICALLY UNTANGLED. 198 00:09:19,733 --> 00:09:21,169 WE'RE BOTH HANDS-ON KIND OF PEOPLE. 199 00:09:21,299 --> 00:09:22,779 WE BOTH HAVE GUYS' NAMES. 200 00:09:22,910 --> 00:09:24,738 -MITCH: [CHORTLES] 201 00:09:24,868 --> 00:09:26,696 -YOU SET ME UP, DIDN'T YOU? -ME? SET YOU UP? NO. 202 00:09:26,827 --> 00:09:30,526 ALL I KNOW IS YOU'RE THE ONE WHO WANTED TO RIDE IN THE CAR. 203 00:09:33,355 --> 00:09:34,878 -HEADQUARTERS, WE'RE COMING IN. 204 00:09:35,009 --> 00:09:37,141 WE'RE LOW ON FUEL. WE HAVE A 201 COMING DOWN ON-- 205 00:09:37,272 --> 00:09:39,230 -ALEX: HEADQUARTERS, CANCEL THAT TRAFFIC. 206 00:09:39,361 --> 00:09:40,623 THIS GOES OUT TO EVERYBODY. 207 00:09:40,754 --> 00:09:41,581 -ED: I'M SORRY. 208 00:09:43,887 --> 00:09:45,933 HEY, WHAT ARE ALL THESE LITTLE SWITCHES OVER HERE? LIKE THIS ONE. 209 00:09:46,063 --> 00:09:46,977 -[SIREN WHOOPS] -ALEX: JUST-- 210 00:09:47,108 --> 00:09:48,762 -[SIREN WAILING] 211 00:09:48,892 --> 00:09:50,894 -KEEP YOUR HANDS IN YOUR POCKETS. 212 00:09:51,025 --> 00:09:52,417 -ALL RIGHT. 213 00:09:53,288 --> 00:09:54,811 -THOSE ARE MY POCKETS. 214 00:09:54,942 --> 00:09:56,117 -ALEX: LOOK, PUT YOUR HANDS RIGHT HERE -[CHUCKLING] 215 00:09:56,247 --> 00:09:57,031 AND DON'T MOVE. 216 00:09:57,161 --> 00:09:57,988 -I WILL. 217 00:09:58,119 --> 00:09:59,468 -ALEX: THANK YOU. 218 00:09:59,599 --> 00:10:04,734 -[DRAMATIC, SLOW ORCHESTRAL MUSIC] 219 00:10:09,391 --> 00:10:15,310 -[BREATHING HEAVILY] 220 00:10:32,501 --> 00:10:33,676 -CODY: DUDE, SO WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VEGAS 221 00:10:33,807 --> 00:10:34,982 THIS WEEKEND? 222 00:10:35,591 --> 00:10:36,984 -J.D.: SOUNDS GOOD. 223 00:10:37,114 --> 00:10:38,376 I'LL LET YOU KNOW AFTER I TALK TO MITCH. 224 00:10:38,507 --> 00:10:40,030 -CODY: SEE IF HE WANTS TO GO. 225 00:10:43,164 --> 00:10:44,513 WHOA, WHOA, STOP! 226 00:10:46,994 --> 00:10:50,650 J.D., I THINK WE GOT A JUMPER ON THE PIER! 227 00:10:52,913 --> 00:10:58,048 -[DRAMATIC MUSIC SWELLING] 228 00:11:00,224 --> 00:11:01,530 -J.D.: IT'S JESSIE! 229 00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:03,140 WHAT THE HELL IS SHE DOING UP THERE? 230 00:11:05,186 --> 00:11:07,797 -JESSIE! BACK AWAY FROM THE EDGE. 231 00:11:11,105 --> 00:11:13,020 JESSIE, LET'S TALK ABOUT IT! 232 00:11:13,150 --> 00:11:15,849 IT CAN'T BE THAT BAD. YOU DON'T WANT TO DO THIS! 233 00:11:23,552 --> 00:11:24,684 -J.D.: I THINK SHE'S GONNA DO IT. 234 00:11:25,293 --> 00:11:26,424 -LET'S GO! 235 00:11:35,869 --> 00:11:37,305 -J.D.: JESSIE, GET BACK! 236 00:11:37,435 --> 00:11:38,741 -CODY: DON'T JUMP! 237 00:11:38,872 --> 00:11:43,833 -[DRAMATIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC] 238 00:12:09,424 --> 00:12:10,512 -JESSIE: HOW'D THAT LOOK? 239 00:12:13,384 --> 00:12:14,864 GET IT? 240 00:12:14,995 --> 00:12:15,952 -GOT IT! 241 00:12:16,083 --> 00:12:18,999 -ALL RIGHT! THANKS! 242 00:12:29,574 --> 00:12:31,228 WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING OUT HERE? 243 00:12:31,359 --> 00:12:33,187 -WE WERE JUST ABOUT TO ASK YOU THE SAME QUESTION. 244 00:12:33,317 --> 00:12:35,232 -[LAUGHS] I'M PUTTING MY REEL TOGETHER. 245 00:12:35,363 --> 00:12:36,712 I'M TRAINING TO BE A STUNTWOMAN. 246 00:12:36,843 --> 00:12:38,627 -AH, THAT'S COOL. -YEAH! 247 00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:41,586 -YEAH, EXCEPT IT'S, UH, IT'S ILLEGAL TO JUMP OFF THE PIER. 248 00:12:41,717 --> 00:12:44,198 -YOU GUYS AREN'T GONNA TELL ON ME, ARE YOU? 249 00:12:48,637 --> 00:12:49,899 -WE'LL LET IT GO THIS TIME. 250 00:12:50,030 --> 00:12:51,335 -THANKS. 251 00:12:51,466 --> 00:12:52,859 LISTEN, I GOTTA GET BACK TO HEADQUARTERS, 252 00:12:52,989 --> 00:12:54,121 'CAUSE MY LUNCH BREAK'S ALMOST OVER. 253 00:12:54,251 --> 00:12:56,123 THANKS AGAIN, YOU GUYS! SEE YA! 254 00:12:59,866 --> 00:13:00,910 -[WHISTLES] 255 00:13:02,520 --> 00:13:06,916 -[SIREN WAILING] 256 00:13:15,838 --> 00:13:16,926 -BOY: [GROANING] 257 00:13:17,057 --> 00:13:18,232 -I THINK HIS ARM IS BROKEN. 258 00:13:18,362 --> 00:13:19,842 -OKAY, LET'S TAKE A LOOK HERE. 259 00:13:20,756 --> 00:13:21,975 -ED: EXCUSE ME. EXCUSE ME, PLEASE. 260 00:13:22,105 --> 00:13:22,932 -YEAH, WE GOTTA IMMOBILIZE THAT. 261 00:13:23,063 --> 00:13:24,716 -EXCUSE ME [GRUNTS] 262 00:13:24,847 --> 00:13:25,674 HI, SWEETCAKES. 263 00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:27,023 -WHAT'S HE DOING HERE? 264 00:13:27,154 --> 00:13:28,068 -DON'T ASK. 265 00:13:28,198 --> 00:13:29,591 -HEY, BIG GUY. 266 00:13:29,721 --> 00:13:30,940 YOU OUGHTA TRY MY NEW TRIANGLE BANDAGE. 267 00:13:31,071 --> 00:13:32,681 CUTTING EDGE TECHNOLOGY, MULTIPURPOSE. 268 00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:34,378 IT CURES SEPARATIONS, DISLOCATIONS. 269 00:13:34,509 --> 00:13:35,379 IT EVEN CURES HICCUPS. 270 00:13:35,510 --> 00:13:36,946 -WE'RE DOING FINE HERE. 271 00:13:37,077 --> 00:13:38,774 -YEAH, WELL YOU OUGHTA AT LEAST GIVE IT A LOOK. 272 00:13:38,905 --> 00:13:40,210 IT MAKES YOUR LITTLE SPLINT THERE LOOK LIKE A SWIZZLE STICK. 273 00:13:40,341 --> 00:13:42,169 YOU SAID WE COULD FIELD TEST MY INVENTORY. 274 00:13:42,299 --> 00:13:43,823 -FOR GOD SAKES, WILL YOU STOP WHINING? 275 00:13:43,953 --> 00:13:45,868 YOU WANNA TRY IT ON SOMEBODY, TRY IT ON ALEX. 276 00:13:46,608 --> 00:13:49,872 -EXCUSE ME? I HAVE NO DESIRE TO BE A GUINEA PIG. 277 00:13:50,003 --> 00:13:51,743 -WHY NOT? 278 00:13:51,874 --> 00:13:53,441 YOU SAID YOU WANTED TO BE PART OF THE TEAM, DIDN'T YOU? 279 00:13:54,007 --> 00:13:55,530 -[SCOFFS] 280 00:13:56,139 --> 00:13:57,662 -ED: THIS BABY IS DESIGNED TO HOLD THE ARM 281 00:13:57,793 --> 00:13:59,447 AGAINST THE BODY. 282 00:13:59,577 --> 00:14:01,362 -ACTUALLY, I THINK MY HAND IS SUPPOSED TO BE INSIDE. 283 00:14:01,492 --> 00:14:02,406 -ED: ALL RIGHT, WELL THAT, THAT'LL HELP. IT'S A LITTLE TRICKY. 284 00:14:02,537 --> 00:14:04,582 THIS IS A NEW TECHNOLOGY. 285 00:14:05,105 --> 00:14:06,541 I THINK YOU NEED ANOTHER ONE HERE 286 00:14:06,671 --> 00:14:08,195 FOR A LITTLE VERTICAL SUPPORT. 287 00:14:08,325 --> 00:14:10,458 BY THE WAY, THESE ARE ALL ANATOMICALLY CORRECT. 288 00:14:10,588 --> 00:14:11,633 THEY'VE ALL BEEN RUN THROUGH A COMPUTER 289 00:14:11,763 --> 00:14:13,243 AND THEY'RE GOOD TO 5,000 POUNDS. 290 00:14:13,374 --> 00:14:15,332 -IS THIS WHO YOU BUY YOUR MEDICAL SUPPLIES FROM? 291 00:14:15,463 --> 00:14:17,813 -THIS GOES RIGHT AROUND HERE LIKE THIS. 292 00:14:17,944 --> 00:14:19,119 -OKAY. 293 00:14:19,249 --> 00:14:20,120 -AND THEN JUST COME AROUND HERE... 294 00:14:21,077 --> 00:14:22,296 LIKE THIS. -ALEX: ALL RIGHT. THAT'S GOOD. 295 00:14:22,426 --> 00:14:24,646 THAT'S ENOUGH. THAT'S FINE. THAT'S GOOD. 296 00:14:24,776 --> 00:14:26,387 VERY GOOD. THANK YOU. 297 00:14:26,517 --> 00:14:29,346 -OKAY GUYS, GET HIM OVER TO SANTA MONICA GENERAL. 298 00:14:29,477 --> 00:14:31,783 GET HIM AN X-RAY. ALL RIGHT, GUYS. THANKS. 299 00:14:32,480 --> 00:14:33,873 GOOD JOB, ALL RIGHT? -YEP. 300 00:14:34,961 --> 00:14:38,007 -ED: THEN YOU JUST PUT SLOT A INTO SLOT B. 301 00:14:38,573 --> 00:14:40,096 -DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT YOU'RE DOING? 302 00:14:42,098 --> 00:14:43,621 -THERE. WHAT DO YOU THINK? 303 00:14:43,752 --> 00:14:45,493 -[CHUCKLES] 304 00:14:47,103 --> 00:14:49,584 -I THINK YOU'RE A COMPLETE MORON. 305 00:14:53,588 --> 00:14:54,458 UGH! 306 00:15:00,377 --> 00:15:01,335 -THAT WAS WAY-- 307 00:15:01,465 --> 00:15:03,032 -YEAH, I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN. 308 00:15:03,163 --> 00:15:04,425 -JESSIE: HEY! YOU GUYS HAVE A GOOD DAY OUT THERE? 309 00:15:04,555 --> 00:15:06,079 -EXHAUSTING MIGHT BE A BETTER WORD. 310 00:15:06,209 --> 00:15:08,168 -OH, WELL, UM, I RESTOCKED THE TOWELS 311 00:15:08,298 --> 00:15:09,691 AND PUT SOME NEW SOAP IN THE SHOWER. 312 00:15:09,821 --> 00:15:11,171 THE OLD ONES WERE KIND OF YUCKY. 313 00:15:11,301 --> 00:15:12,172 -THANKS. 314 00:15:14,348 --> 00:15:17,612 -Y'ALL AREN'T STILL MAD ABOUT THAT BUCKET THING ARE YOU? 315 00:15:17,742 --> 00:15:18,700 -COURSE NOT. 316 00:15:21,485 --> 00:15:22,573 -HEY, JESSIE. 317 00:15:22,704 --> 00:15:24,401 -HEY! WATCH OUT, IT'S WET! 318 00:15:24,532 --> 00:15:26,969 OH GOD! -[CODY GROANS] 319 00:15:27,100 --> 00:15:29,493 -OH, LET ME HELP. ARE YOU OKAY? 320 00:15:29,624 --> 00:15:31,060 -OH, YEAH. -I'M SO SORRY. 321 00:15:31,191 --> 00:15:32,148 -JESSIE, HAVE YOU SEEN OUR BLACK BATHING SUITS? 322 00:15:32,279 --> 00:15:33,758 -YEAH, I PUT THEM IN THE DRYER. 323 00:15:33,889 --> 00:15:35,673 THEY SHOULD BE DONE BY NOW. 324 00:15:35,804 --> 00:15:37,719 I AM SO SORRY. ARE YOU GONNA BE OKAY? 325 00:15:37,849 --> 00:15:38,763 -I'LL BE FINE. 326 00:15:38,894 --> 00:15:40,374 -ARE YOU SURE? -MM-HMM. 327 00:15:40,504 --> 00:15:42,071 -I GUESS I SHOULD HAVE PUT THAT THING UP. 328 00:15:43,072 --> 00:15:46,902 -THAT MIGHT BE A GOOD IDEA. [MOANS] 329 00:15:48,077 --> 00:15:49,165 -[SIGHS] 330 00:16:02,265 --> 00:16:04,789 -IF ED SYMES EVEN SHOWS HIS FACE AROUND HERE AGAIN, 331 00:16:04,920 --> 00:16:06,530 I'M GONNA GET A RESTRAINING ORDER. I MEAN IT. 332 00:16:06,661 --> 00:16:07,879 THAT GUYS A JERK! 333 00:16:08,010 --> 00:16:09,359 -I SAW SOME SPARKS BETWEEN YOU TWO. 334 00:16:09,490 --> 00:16:11,013 -OH, YOU KNOW WHAT? THAT IS NOT EVEN FUNNY. 335 00:16:11,144 --> 00:16:12,493 -YES IT WAS. IT WAS VERY FUNNY. -SHERYL: UM, GUYS? 336 00:16:12,623 --> 00:16:13,624 -BRIDGET: WE REALLY NEED TO TALK ABOUT 337 00:16:13,755 --> 00:16:14,669 OUR NEW MAINTENANCE MANAGER. 338 00:16:14,799 --> 00:16:16,018 -WHY? WHAT HAPPENED? 339 00:16:19,891 --> 00:16:20,805 -OH. 340 00:16:22,372 --> 00:16:23,417 -GREAT. 341 00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:29,510 -["GIRL ON FIRE" BY INXS] 342 00:16:40,825 --> 00:16:44,481 SHE'S LIGHTNING WITHOUT THE THUNDER 343 00:16:44,612 --> 00:16:48,224 BETTER WATCH OUT, SHE'LL TAKE YOU UNDER 344 00:16:48,355 --> 00:16:52,054 MAYDAY MAYDAY WHEN SHE'S COMING THROUGH 345 00:16:52,185 --> 00:16:55,666 MAYDAY MAYDAY NOTHIN' YOU CAN DO 346 00:16:55,797 --> 00:16:59,583 SHE'LL SHOW YOU WHA YOU'VE BEEN NEEDIN' 347 00:16:59,714 --> 00:17:03,718 BETTER WATCH OUT, SHE'LL LEAVE YOU BLEEDIN' 348 00:17:03,848 --> 00:17:06,938 MAYDAY MAYDAY WHEN SHE'S COMING THROUGH 349 00:17:07,069 --> 00:17:10,681 MAYDAY MAYDAY NOTHIN' YOU CAN DO 350 00:17:10,812 --> 00:17:14,163 SHE'S A DANGEROUS WOMAN 351 00:17:14,294 --> 00:17:17,862 SHE'S A DANGEROUS WOMAN 352 00:17:17,993 --> 00:17:21,736 SHE'S A DANGEROUS WOMAN 353 00:17:21,866 --> 00:17:26,306 KEEP YOU RUNNING FOR YOUR LIFE, LOOK OUT 354 00:17:26,436 --> 00:17:30,397 SHE'LL MAKE YOU LIGHT UP WITH WONDER 355 00:17:30,527 --> 00:17:33,922 JUST ONE GLANCE, YOU'RE GOING' UNDER 356 00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:37,447 MAYDAY MAYDAY WHEN SHE'S COMING THROUGH 357 00:17:37,578 --> 00:17:41,538 MAYDAY MAYDAY NOTHIN' YOU CAN DO 358 00:17:41,669 --> 00:17:45,368 SHE'LL SHOW YOU WHA YOU'VE BEEN NEEDIN' 359 00:17:45,499 --> 00:17:49,242 BETTER WATCH OUT, SHE'LL LEAVE YOU BLEEDIN' 360 00:17:49,372 --> 00:17:52,723 MAYDAY MAYDAY WHEN SHE'S COMING THROUGH 361 00:17:52,854 --> 00:17:56,031 MAYDAY MAYDAY NOTHIN' YOU CAN DO 362 00:17:56,162 --> 00:17:59,556 SHE'S A DANGEROUS WOMAN 363 00:17:59,687 --> 00:18:03,386 SHE'S A DANGEROUS WOMAN 364 00:18:03,517 --> 00:18:07,216 SHE'S A DANGEROUS WOMAN 365 00:18:07,347 --> 00:18:10,872 KEEP YOU RUNNING FOR YOUR LIFE 366 00:18:11,002 --> 00:18:14,702 SHE'S A DANGEROUS WOMAN 367 00:18:14,832 --> 00:18:18,923 SHE'S A DANGEROUS WOMAN 368 00:18:19,054 --> 00:18:22,492 SHE'S A DANGEROUS WOMAN 369 00:18:22,623 --> 00:18:27,497 KEEP YOU RUNNING FOR YOUR LIFE, LOOK OUT 370 00:18:33,851 --> 00:18:37,638 SHE'S A DANGEROUS WOMAN 371 00:18:37,768 --> 00:18:41,207 KEEP YOU RUNNING FOR YOUR LIFE 372 00:18:44,471 --> 00:18:46,255 -JASON! COME BACK HERE! 373 00:18:47,256 --> 00:18:48,475 NO RUNNING! 374 00:18:52,174 --> 00:18:54,263 BETH, DON'T GET TOO CLOSE THE EDGE. 375 00:18:54,872 --> 00:18:57,136 JASON, COME BACK HERE! 376 00:18:57,266 --> 00:18:58,702 COME ON OVER HERE! 377 00:19:00,704 --> 00:19:01,575 COME ON! 378 00:19:01,705 --> 00:19:03,794 -I THINK I CAUGHT SOMETHING! 379 00:19:04,360 --> 00:19:06,971 -JASON, GET BACK HERE. WE HAVE TO STAY TOGETHER. 380 00:19:07,102 --> 00:19:08,147 NO RUNNING! -[LAUGHS EXCITEDLY] 381 00:19:17,808 --> 00:19:20,855 MOMMY! HELP! HELP! 382 00:19:21,943 --> 00:19:24,989 -BETH! JASON, STAY HERE! 383 00:19:29,037 --> 00:19:34,999 -BETH: HELP! HELP! MOMMY! HELP! 384 00:19:36,436 --> 00:19:39,482 [BETH CRYING FOR HELP] 385 00:19:57,544 --> 00:20:00,590 -BETH! BETH! BETH, WHERE ARE YOU? 386 00:20:00,721 --> 00:20:02,984 BETH! BETH! 387 00:20:09,469 --> 00:20:13,864 -HELP! [CHOKING AND SPLUTTERING] 388 00:20:13,995 --> 00:20:15,475 [CRYING] MOMMY! 389 00:20:16,737 --> 00:20:21,263 -[INTENSE ORCHESTRAL MUSIC] 390 00:20:39,847 --> 00:20:41,109 -JESSIE: HOLD ON! 391 00:20:42,632 --> 00:20:44,417 DON'T WORRY, I GOT YOU. 392 00:20:46,767 --> 00:20:48,682 -[BETH GASPING] 393 00:20:56,080 --> 00:20:57,386 -[JESSIE GRUNTS] 394 00:21:09,833 --> 00:21:11,313 -MOMMY! 395 00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:15,491 -OH, LOOK AT YOU! OH, YOU'RE BLEEDING! 396 00:21:15,622 --> 00:21:16,536 HOW DID YOU GET HERE? 397 00:21:16,666 --> 00:21:18,668 -THE GIRL SAVED ME. 398 00:21:18,799 --> 00:21:20,235 -WHAT GIRL? 399 00:21:20,366 --> 00:21:21,541 -HER. 400 00:21:23,717 --> 00:21:26,415 WHERE DID SHE GO? [CRIES] 401 00:21:37,731 --> 00:21:38,645 -[ALEX YAWNS] 402 00:21:38,775 --> 00:21:40,473 -LATE NIGHT LAST NIGHT? 403 00:21:40,603 --> 00:21:43,040 -I WAS IN BED BY 10 BUT I JUST DIDN'T GET MUCH SLEEP. 404 00:21:43,171 --> 00:21:44,694 -REALLY? 405 00:21:44,825 --> 00:21:46,566 -YEAH, I KEPT HAVING NIGHTMARES ABOUT ED SYMES. 406 00:21:46,696 --> 00:21:48,524 THAT GUY IS SUCH A CREEP. 407 00:21:48,655 --> 00:21:51,527 I HAVE NEVER MET SUCH AN OBNOXIOUS, SLEAZY LECHER 408 00:21:51,658 --> 00:21:53,050 IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. 409 00:21:53,181 --> 00:21:54,617 THANK GOD I WILL NEVER HAVE TO SEE HIM-- 410 00:21:54,748 --> 00:21:56,097 -ED: HEY! -ALEX: AGAIN. 411 00:21:56,227 --> 00:21:58,186 -HI LAMB CHOP! READY TO ROCK AND ROLL? 412 00:21:58,317 --> 00:22:00,144 -OH, MAN. [SCOFFS] 413 00:22:00,275 --> 00:22:02,843 -MITCH: WELL, HE REALLY DIDN'T GET A CHANCE TO FIELD TEST 414 00:22:02,973 --> 00:22:04,279 ALL OF HIS PRODUCTS. 415 00:22:04,410 --> 00:22:07,195 -COME TO PAPA, SWEET CHEEKS. [LAUGHS] 416 00:22:07,848 --> 00:22:10,372 -[SIGHS] I'M DRIVING. 417 00:22:10,503 --> 00:22:13,027 -ED: I LOVE A WOMAN WHO TAKES CHARGE. 418 00:22:17,684 --> 00:22:19,773 -HELP! LIFEGUARD, STOP! 419 00:22:19,903 --> 00:22:20,904 -ALEX: HEY, LOOK. 420 00:22:25,866 --> 00:22:27,171 DON'T MOVE, ED. 421 00:22:29,435 --> 00:22:31,262 DON'T EVEN TWITCH. 422 00:22:31,393 --> 00:22:32,525 -WHAT HAPPENED? 423 00:22:32,655 --> 00:22:33,743 -MY DAUGHTER FELL OFF THE JETTY. 424 00:22:33,874 --> 00:22:35,136 WE WERE OUT FISHING AND MY SON 425 00:22:35,266 --> 00:22:36,006 WAS CHASING THE BIRDS AND-- 426 00:22:36,137 --> 00:22:37,356 -ALEX: YOU OKAY NOW? 427 00:22:37,486 --> 00:22:39,575 -YEAH, JUST COLD. 428 00:22:39,706 --> 00:22:41,534 -TAKE A LOOK AT THESE SCRATCHES ON HER ARM, MITCH. 429 00:22:41,664 --> 00:22:42,622 YOU MUST HAVE GOT 'EM ON THE ROCKS. 430 00:22:42,752 --> 00:22:44,232 -DID YOU SWIM IN ALL BY YOURSELF? 431 00:22:44,363 --> 00:22:45,538 -THAT'S WHAT'S WEIRD. 432 00:22:45,668 --> 00:22:47,278 BETH SAID SOME GIRL HELPED HER IN, 433 00:22:47,409 --> 00:22:49,019 BUT WHEN I LOOKED AROUND I DIDN'T SEE ANYONE. 434 00:22:50,499 --> 00:22:52,458 -MAYBE IT WAS A MERMAID. 435 00:22:52,588 --> 00:22:55,809 -YEAH, OR MAYBE IT WAS J.D.'S PHANTOM LIFEGUARD. 436 00:22:56,375 --> 00:22:57,419 LET'S GET YOU TO THE TRUCK. 437 00:22:57,550 --> 00:22:58,768 YOU GOT SOME NASTY SCRATCHES. 438 00:22:58,899 --> 00:22:59,987 -COME ON, BIG GUY. COME ON. 439 00:23:06,820 --> 00:23:09,692 -OH. UH. [LAUGHS NERVOUSLY] 440 00:23:12,129 --> 00:23:16,569 -[SLOW ROMANTIC MUSIC] 441 00:23:34,848 --> 00:23:35,718 -COME HERE. 442 00:23:38,504 --> 00:23:43,552 -[SLOW, ROMANTIC GUITAR MUSIC] 443 00:24:29,598 --> 00:24:32,471 JESSIE! JESSIE! 444 00:24:34,081 --> 00:24:36,387 JESSIE! -OH, UM. 445 00:24:36,518 --> 00:24:38,694 OH, I'M SORRY. I WAS. I MEAN. 446 00:24:38,825 --> 00:24:41,741 I DIDN'T KNOW THAT, THAT YOU WERE [LAUGHS NERVOUSLY] 447 00:24:41,871 --> 00:24:43,482 -IT'S OKAY. IT'S A COED SHOWER. 448 00:24:43,612 --> 00:24:47,050 -OH. OH, IT IS? OH. 449 00:24:47,181 --> 00:24:48,878 -WELL, OF COURSE YOU HAVE TO HAVE YOUR SUIT ON. 450 00:24:49,705 --> 00:24:51,446 OTHERWISE, NO ONE WOULD EVER GET TO THE BEACH. 451 00:24:52,491 --> 00:24:53,404 -I CAN SEE WHY. 452 00:24:54,101 --> 00:24:56,538 UH. UH. [LAUGHS NERVOUSLY] 453 00:24:56,669 --> 00:25:00,716 CAN I GET YOU SOME SOAP OR, NO, UH, SHAMPOO? 454 00:25:00,847 --> 00:25:01,674 OR A TOWEL, OR-- 455 00:25:01,804 --> 00:25:03,197 -NO, I'M FINE. THANKS. 456 00:25:08,376 --> 00:25:10,683 SO WHAT'S HAPPENING WITH YOUR STUNT REEL? 457 00:25:10,813 --> 00:25:12,641 OH! I JUST SENT IT IN TO BILLY NESS. 458 00:25:13,250 --> 00:25:14,774 -WHO'S BILLY NESS? 459 00:25:14,904 --> 00:25:17,124 -HE'S THE BIGGEST STUNT COORDINATOR IN HOLLYWOOD. 460 00:25:17,254 --> 00:25:20,344 I CAN'T WAIT. IF I GET IN WITH HIM, I'M SET. 461 00:25:20,475 --> 00:25:23,783 -[PEOPLE CHATTERING] 462 00:25:23,913 --> 00:25:26,046 -[SEAGULLS SQUAWKING] 463 00:25:45,021 --> 00:25:50,549 -[TENSE, SOFT INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC] 464 00:25:54,770 --> 00:25:56,555 -YOU KNOW, MITCH, I SAW A GUY ON THE BEACH ONCE, 465 00:25:56,685 --> 00:25:57,730 HE WAS ALL BLOWED UP. 466 00:25:57,860 --> 00:25:59,253 THEY THOUGHT IT WAS A BEE STING. 467 00:25:59,383 --> 00:26:00,559 TURNS OUT IT WAS JUST GAS. 468 00:26:00,689 --> 00:26:01,690 HE'D BEEN EATING SALAMI. 469 00:26:01,821 --> 00:26:02,691 -OH. 470 00:26:03,779 --> 00:26:05,607 -SHERYL: 205, THIS IS SHERYL. COME IN. 471 00:26:06,216 --> 00:26:08,305 -THIS IS 205, SHERYL. 472 00:26:08,436 --> 00:26:10,090 -A JOGGER JUST COLLAPSED ON THE SAND. 473 00:26:10,220 --> 00:26:11,308 HE'S HOLDING HIS LEFT ARM. 474 00:26:11,439 --> 00:26:12,962 I'M THINKING POSSIBLE HEART ATTACK. 475 00:26:13,093 --> 00:26:15,008 -10-4, RESPONDING CODE R. 476 00:26:15,138 --> 00:26:17,837 -[STRONG INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC] 477 00:26:17,967 --> 00:26:21,884 -[SIREN WAILING] 478 00:26:25,366 --> 00:26:26,497 -SOMEONE'S COMING. 479 00:26:33,417 --> 00:26:34,288 -IS HE OKAY? 480 00:26:34,941 --> 00:26:36,420 -YEAH, I'M ALL RIGHT. 481 00:26:36,551 --> 00:26:38,335 I WAS JUST TELLING THE YOUNG LADY HERE NOT TO WORRY. 482 00:26:38,466 --> 00:26:39,772 -SHERYL: HE SAYS IT'S JUST A CRAMP IN HIS ARM. NO HEART ATTACK. 483 00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:42,818 -MAN: I'M STRONG AS AN OX. 484 00:26:42,949 --> 00:26:44,254 I WORK OUT FIVE TIMES A WEEK. 485 00:26:44,385 --> 00:26:45,516 -[DEFIBRILLATOR BUZZES] 486 00:26:46,082 --> 00:26:46,909 -CLEAR! 487 00:26:47,040 --> 00:26:48,345 -NO, NO, NO, NO, NO! 488 00:26:48,476 --> 00:26:49,738 -[HIGH-PITCHED ELECTRIC BUZZING] 489 00:26:49,869 --> 00:26:52,175 -[GRUNTING] NO, NO, NO. 490 00:26:52,915 --> 00:26:54,177 -[GASPS] 491 00:26:56,745 --> 00:26:57,964 -ED! 492 00:26:58,878 --> 00:27:00,096 -DEFIBRILLATOR: CHECK PULSE. -UH OH. 493 00:27:00,227 --> 00:27:01,837 -DEFIBRILLATOR: IF NO PULSE, GIVE CPR. 494 00:27:04,753 --> 00:27:06,581 -SHERYL: OH, GREAT. 495 00:27:06,712 --> 00:27:08,714 -ED: OH MAN, OH MAN. -HE'S BREATHING. 496 00:27:08,844 --> 00:27:10,585 COME ON, MITCH. -MAN: WHY'D YOU DO THAT? 497 00:27:10,716 --> 00:27:12,152 -BECAUSE HE'S AN IDIOT. 498 00:27:12,282 --> 00:27:13,893 -I'LL JUST GIVE HIM ONE OF THESE. -COME ON, MITCH. 499 00:27:14,023 --> 00:27:15,546 WHAT ARE YOU DOING, ED? 500 00:27:15,677 --> 00:27:17,679 -THESE ARE SMELLING SALTS. -NO! GEEZ, ED! GOD. 501 00:27:17,810 --> 00:27:18,680 -WOO! 502 00:27:18,811 --> 00:27:20,029 COME ON, BUDDY. 503 00:27:20,160 --> 00:27:21,291 -GET OUT OF THERE, ED! 504 00:27:21,422 --> 00:27:22,945 -[MOANING] 505 00:27:23,076 --> 00:27:24,686 -COME ON, BUDDY. -YOU ALL RIGHT? 506 00:27:24,817 --> 00:27:25,774 -COME ON, BUDDY. 507 00:27:27,689 --> 00:27:30,997 -AM I... AM I DEAD? 508 00:27:31,127 --> 00:27:32,041 -NO, BIG GUY. 509 00:27:33,521 --> 00:27:35,610 -TOO BAD FOR YOU. I'M GONNA KILL HIM! 510 00:27:35,741 --> 00:27:36,698 -I'M GONNA KILL HIM! -STAY THERE. 511 00:27:36,829 --> 00:27:37,917 I'M GONNA KILL HIM! 512 00:27:38,047 --> 00:27:39,222 -STAY THERE. LET HIM GO. 513 00:27:39,353 --> 00:27:40,963 -MITCH: I DON'T LIKE HIM. - ALEX: COME ON. 514 00:27:41,094 --> 00:27:42,051 I REALLY DON'T LIKE THAT GUY. LAY BACK. RELAX. 515 00:27:42,182 --> 00:27:42,922 -MITCH: AM I SMOKING? 516 00:27:43,792 --> 00:27:46,099 -[DISPATCHER TALKING OVER RADIO] 517 00:27:49,929 --> 00:27:52,540 -HERE YOU GO. YOU'RE RATTLING. 518 00:27:52,671 --> 00:27:54,542 -YOU'D RATTLE TOO IF SOMEBODY SHOT YOU UP 519 00:27:54,673 --> 00:27:56,370 WITH 20,000 VOLTS. 520 00:27:57,588 --> 00:27:58,720 -YOU'RE STILL RATTLING. 521 00:28:03,203 --> 00:28:04,465 -CARE FOR A MINT? 522 00:28:05,118 --> 00:28:07,207 I DON'T HAVE ANY BREATH LEFT. 523 00:28:07,903 --> 00:28:09,949 -SO WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT YOUR FRIEND, ED, NOW? 524 00:28:10,079 --> 00:28:11,777 -OH, PLEASE. DON'T RUB IT IN, HUH? 525 00:28:11,907 --> 00:28:13,256 -WHAT DO YOU WANT TO ABOUT HIM? 526 00:28:14,127 --> 00:28:17,652 -[POWERFUL GUITAR RIFF] 527 00:28:19,262 --> 00:28:20,655 -[SIREN WHOOPING] 528 00:28:20,786 --> 00:28:22,004 -MITCH: ED, STOP! STOP! 529 00:28:22,135 --> 00:28:25,747 ED! STOP! STOP! IT'S OKAY, STOP! 530 00:28:27,314 --> 00:28:28,924 -ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, MAN. 531 00:28:29,055 --> 00:28:31,013 LOOK, DON'T DO ANYTHING YOU'RE GONNA REGRET, ALL RIGHT? 532 00:28:31,144 --> 00:28:32,536 I'LL DROP YOU LIKE A THREE-FOOT PUTT. 533 00:28:32,667 --> 00:28:34,364 DON'T YOU DO ANYTHING-- -NO, NO, NO, NO. 534 00:28:34,495 --> 00:28:35,409 IT'S ALL RIGHT, PAL. 535 00:28:35,539 --> 00:28:37,280 LISTEN, ACCIDENTS HAPPEN. 536 00:28:38,368 --> 00:28:39,935 -HEY, THAT'S MY MOTTO, TOO. 537 00:28:40,066 --> 00:28:41,676 ARE WE STILL FRIENDS? 538 00:28:43,722 --> 00:28:44,810 -FRIENDS. 539 00:28:44,940 --> 00:28:46,681 -ALL RIGHT. BOY, I'LL TELL YOU. 540 00:28:46,812 --> 00:28:48,509 YOU HAD ME WORRIED. [LAUGHS NERVOUSLY] 541 00:28:48,639 --> 00:28:50,076 WHEN THE BIG GUY WENT DOWN, MAN, I, [SIGHS WITH RELIEF] 542 00:28:50,206 --> 00:28:51,642 BOY, IT'S LUCKY I HAD THOSE SMELLING SALTS. 543 00:28:51,773 --> 00:28:53,122 I WISH THERE HAD BEEN SOMEONE AROUND 544 00:28:53,253 --> 00:28:54,689 TO GIVE ME SMELLING SALTS WHEN I WENT DOWN. 545 00:28:54,820 --> 00:28:55,690 -YOU SHOCKED YOURSELF? 546 00:28:55,821 --> 00:28:57,083 -WELL, YEAH, YEAH. 547 00:28:57,213 --> 00:28:58,693 A GOOD SALESMAN'S GOTTA KNOW HIS OWN PRODUCTS. 548 00:28:58,824 --> 00:29:00,390 -PRODUCTS. 549 00:29:00,521 --> 00:29:01,696 YOU KNOW, SPEAKING OF PRODUCTS, WE'D LIKE TO SEE 550 00:29:01,827 --> 00:29:03,393 SOME OF YOUR FANTASTIC PRODUCTS. 551 00:29:03,524 --> 00:29:04,351 -ED: YEAH? -COULD YOU SHOW US WHAT YOU GOT HERE, PAL? 552 00:29:04,917 --> 00:29:05,831 -LET'S SEE. 553 00:29:05,961 --> 00:29:07,354 UH, LOOK AT THIS. 554 00:29:07,484 --> 00:29:09,660 THIS IS A COMPLETELY NEW TYPE OF SUTURE. 555 00:29:09,791 --> 00:29:11,750 -YEAH? -NO STITCHING REQUIRED FOR THIS. 556 00:29:11,880 --> 00:29:13,360 IT'S A SPACE AGE GLUE. 557 00:29:13,490 --> 00:29:15,318 YOU JUST PUT IT ON THE CUT AND WHEN IT HEALS 558 00:29:15,449 --> 00:29:16,885 IT DISAPPEARS. -YOU KNOW WHAT-- 559 00:29:17,016 --> 00:29:19,192 -BUT DON'T EVER, EVER GET THIS NEAR YOUR MOUTH 560 00:29:19,322 --> 00:29:21,672 BECAUSE YOUR LIPS WILL BE SEALED FOR, LIKE, 24 HOURS. 561 00:29:21,803 --> 00:29:23,500 YOU CAN TRUST ME ON THAT. 562 00:29:23,631 --> 00:29:25,372 -ALEX: ACTUALLY, WE DON'T WANT TO SEE THE SMALL STUFF. 563 00:29:25,502 --> 00:29:26,634 WE WANT TO SEE THE TOP OF YOUR LINE MERCHANDISING, RIGHT? 564 00:29:26,765 --> 00:29:28,070 -MM-HMM. TOP OF THE LINE. 565 00:29:28,201 --> 00:29:29,811 -TOP OF THE LINE? -TOP OF THE LINE. 566 00:29:29,942 --> 00:29:32,031 WHAT HAVE YOU GOT? -WELL [SHORT LAUGH] ALL RIGHT, THEN. 567 00:29:33,119 --> 00:29:35,338 OKAY, YOU CAN TIGHTEN THAT LAST STRAP THERE. 568 00:29:35,469 --> 00:29:38,777 YEAH. SEE THIS IS OUR SPECIAL EVAC-U-SPLINT MATTRESS 569 00:29:38,907 --> 00:29:40,822 WITH SPECIAL SPIDER STRAP IMMOBILIZERS. 570 00:29:41,692 --> 00:29:43,825 I FEEL LIKE I GOT A SPIDER'S LEGS WRAPPED AROUND ME. 571 00:29:43,956 --> 00:29:46,219 [LAUGHS] I COULDN'T GET LOOSE IF I WANTED TO! 572 00:29:46,349 --> 00:29:47,133 -ALEX: [LAUGHS] 573 00:29:47,263 --> 00:29:48,699 -[LAUGHS] 574 00:29:48,830 --> 00:29:51,354 -WELL, GOOD! THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT WE WANTED. 575 00:29:51,485 --> 00:29:54,618 -AWESOME PIECE OF EQUIPMENT. [LAUGHS] -YEAH... 576 00:29:56,969 --> 00:30:00,189 HEY, WAIT A MINUTE. I'M TIED UP! 577 00:30:00,320 --> 00:30:02,757 OKAY, WAIT! YOU'RE NOT GONNA LEAVE ME HERE. 578 00:30:02,888 --> 00:30:05,020 WAIT A SEC. HEY! -MITCH: [LAUGHS DEVIOUSLY] 579 00:30:05,151 --> 00:30:06,717 SEE YA! -ED: COME ON BACK! 580 00:30:06,848 --> 00:30:07,893 -MITCH: BUY YOU A CUP OF COFFEE? 581 00:30:08,023 --> 00:30:09,068 -ALEX: SURE! 582 00:30:09,198 --> 00:30:11,113 -THE TIDE IS COMING IN! 583 00:30:14,290 --> 00:30:15,422 HEY! 584 00:30:26,172 --> 00:30:27,695 -HEY, JESSIE! 585 00:30:27,826 --> 00:30:30,480 HEY! J.D., OH MY GOSH, CAN YOU DO ME A HUGE FAVOR? 586 00:30:30,611 --> 00:30:32,047 BILLY NESS JUST CALLED ME AND, UM, 587 00:30:32,178 --> 00:30:33,570 HE SAW MY STUNT REEL. 588 00:30:33,701 --> 00:30:34,223 HE WANTS ME TO GO IN AND MEET HIM AT HIS OFFICE. 589 00:30:34,354 --> 00:30:35,746 -THAT'S GREAT! 590 00:30:35,877 --> 00:30:37,183 -YEAH, EXCEPT FOR I'M SUPPOSED TO BE THERE 591 00:30:37,313 --> 00:30:38,097 IN HALF AN HOUR. 592 00:30:38,227 --> 00:30:40,142 -YOU'D BETTER GET GOING. 593 00:30:40,273 --> 00:30:42,144 -I KNOW, BUT I PROMISED THAT I'D GET THESE TOWELS DONE BEFORE I LEFT. 594 00:30:42,275 --> 00:30:43,842 DO YOU THINK YOU CAN PUT THEM IN THE DRYER FOR ME? 595 00:30:43,972 --> 00:30:45,060 -YEAH, I THINK I CAN HANDLE THAT. 596 00:30:45,191 --> 00:30:46,932 -GREAT. OH! 597 00:30:49,195 --> 00:30:50,849 THEY'RE GONNA BE DONE IN LIKE HALF AN HOUR 598 00:30:50,979 --> 00:30:52,633 AND, UM, I'VE ALREADY SET THE DRYER 599 00:30:52,763 --> 00:30:54,548 SO YOU ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS JUST THROW IN THE TOWELS, 600 00:30:54,678 --> 00:30:56,376 HIT THE BUTTON, AND YOU'RE READY TO GO. 601 00:30:56,506 --> 00:30:58,073 THANK YOU SO MUCH. -NO PROBLEM. 602 00:31:08,518 --> 00:31:11,173 -[WASHER RATTLING] 603 00:31:23,316 --> 00:31:24,404 -REALLY? 604 00:31:24,534 --> 00:31:25,884 -LIKE 15 PEOPLE IN ONE OFFICE. 605 00:31:26,014 --> 00:31:27,973 -IN ONE OFFICE? -IT WAS HORRIBLE. 606 00:31:28,103 --> 00:31:29,278 -OH... 607 00:31:29,409 --> 00:31:31,890 -OH MY GOSH... 608 00:31:39,375 --> 00:31:42,509 -ALEX: [SIGHS WITH RELIEF] GOD, I LOVE GETTING EVEN 609 00:31:42,639 --> 00:31:43,814 WITH THAT LITTLE WEASEL. 610 00:31:44,728 --> 00:31:47,296 -HOW LONG DO YOU THINK WE SHOULD LEAVE HIM OUT THERE? 611 00:31:47,427 --> 00:31:48,819 -HMM, LET'S SEE. WHEN IS HIGH TIDE? 612 00:31:48,950 --> 00:31:51,344 -MIDNIGHT. -MIDNIGHT, REALLY? [CHUCKLES] 613 00:31:51,474 --> 00:31:53,912 -YOU GUYS ARE NOT GONNA BELIEVE THIS. 614 00:31:56,044 --> 00:31:57,698 WHAT? WHAT IS... 615 00:31:58,568 --> 00:32:00,919 THE BIG... DEAL. 616 00:32:01,049 --> 00:32:02,833 -[WASHING MACHINE THUMPING] 617 00:32:02,964 --> 00:32:04,139 -UGH! 618 00:32:05,662 --> 00:32:07,186 UGH! 619 00:32:09,797 --> 00:32:15,194 UH, WE HAVE GOTTA TALK ABOUT THIS GIRL VERY SOON. 620 00:32:15,324 --> 00:32:16,543 -YEAH. 621 00:32:18,632 --> 00:32:20,373 I'M SORRY, JESSIE. 622 00:32:20,503 --> 00:32:23,071 -ALEX, I SWEAR IT'LL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN. 623 00:32:23,202 --> 00:32:24,464 PLEASE DON'T FIRE ME. 624 00:32:24,594 --> 00:32:25,856 CAN I TALK TO MITCH OR SOMETHING? 625 00:32:25,987 --> 00:32:27,380 -IT'S NOTHING AGAINST YOU PERSONALLY, 626 00:32:27,510 --> 00:32:29,164 WE JUST DON'T FEEL LIKE YOU'RE CUT OUT 627 00:32:29,295 --> 00:32:30,122 FOR THIS LINE OF WORK. 628 00:32:32,646 --> 00:32:33,734 -[SOBS] 629 00:32:38,652 --> 00:32:41,524 THIS HAS BEEN THE WORST DAY IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. 630 00:32:41,655 --> 00:32:42,525 -[GROANS SYMPATHETICALLY] 631 00:32:43,744 --> 00:32:45,528 YOU'RE GONNA BE OKAY, JESSIE. 632 00:32:46,834 --> 00:32:49,054 I JUST WISH THERE WERE SOMETHING ELSE I COULD DO. 633 00:32:51,839 --> 00:32:54,102 -I'LL BE OKAY. I JUST NEED A SECOND. 634 00:32:54,233 --> 00:32:55,495 -OKAY. 635 00:32:55,625 --> 00:32:57,714 -[MOANS] 636 00:33:01,283 --> 00:33:02,589 SEE? ALL BETTER. 637 00:33:03,851 --> 00:33:06,201 -I'M REALLY SORRY IT DIDN'T WORK OUT. 638 00:33:06,332 --> 00:33:07,463 -ME TOO. 639 00:33:10,031 --> 00:33:11,293 HEY, THANKS FOR GIVING ME A SHOT. 640 00:33:11,424 --> 00:33:12,294 -YEAH. 641 00:33:13,426 --> 00:33:14,253 GOOD LUCK, OKAY? 642 00:33:14,383 --> 00:33:15,906 -THANKS. 643 00:33:19,519 --> 00:33:20,999 -HOW DID YOU DO THAT? 644 00:33:21,129 --> 00:33:22,652 -YOU KNOW ME, I'M ALWAYS GETTING SCRAPED UP 645 00:33:22,783 --> 00:33:24,132 AND STUFF, IT'S NO BIG DEAL. 646 00:33:24,263 --> 00:33:26,743 ANYWAY, I GOTTA RUN BUT I'M REALLY SORRY 647 00:33:26,874 --> 00:33:28,441 I LET YOU DOWN, ALEX. 648 00:33:29,311 --> 00:33:30,312 SEE YOU LATER. 649 00:33:32,532 --> 00:33:33,359 -J.D.: WELL, ONE THING'S FOR SURE. 650 00:33:33,489 --> 00:33:35,491 WHOEVER'S MAKING THESE RESCUES 651 00:33:35,622 --> 00:33:37,319 SURE KNOWS WHAT THEY'RE DOING. 652 00:33:37,450 --> 00:33:39,191 -MAYBE IT'S AN EX-LIFEGUARD, DOESN'T WANNA SHOW US UP. 653 00:33:39,321 --> 00:33:41,062 -YEAH, I DON'T KNOW TOO MANY LIFEGUARDS, 654 00:33:41,193 --> 00:33:43,456 PAST OR PRESENT, WHO WOULD AVOID TAKING CREDIT FOR A RESCUE. 655 00:33:43,586 --> 00:33:44,631 -WHAT ABOUT FUTURE? 656 00:33:44,761 --> 00:33:45,675 -FUTURE WHAT? 657 00:33:45,806 --> 00:33:47,068 -FUTURE LIFEGUARD. 658 00:33:47,199 --> 00:33:48,330 -WAIT, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 659 00:33:48,461 --> 00:33:50,289 -I'M TALKING ABOUT I THINK I FOUND OUT 660 00:33:50,419 --> 00:33:51,681 WHO THE PHANTOM LIFEGUARD IS. 661 00:33:51,812 --> 00:33:52,856 IT'S JESSIE. 662 00:33:52,987 --> 00:33:54,510 -JESSIE? 663 00:33:54,641 --> 00:33:56,034 -YEAH, SHE'S GOT THE SAME SCRATCHES ON HER ARMS 664 00:33:56,164 --> 00:33:57,731 AS THAT LITTLE GIRL THAT FELL OFF THE JETTY. 665 00:33:57,861 --> 00:33:59,385 -ALEX, SHE COULD HAVE GOTTEN THOSE CUTS ANYWHERE. 666 00:33:59,515 --> 00:34:01,039 -YEAH, BUT THINK ABOUT IT. 667 00:34:01,169 --> 00:34:03,215 WHEN DID THE FIRST ANONYMOUS RESCUE TAKE PLACE? 668 00:34:03,345 --> 00:34:05,260 -THE DAY JESSIE GOT HERE. -EXACTLY. 669 00:34:05,391 --> 00:34:07,610 EARLY IN THE MORNING, BEFORE SHE SHOWED UP TO WORK. 670 00:34:07,741 --> 00:34:09,525 I'M TELLING YOU, GUYS. IT'S HER. 671 00:34:09,656 --> 00:34:11,571 SHE MAY NOT BE MUCH WITH A MOP, 672 00:34:11,701 --> 00:34:13,616 BUT SHE IS THE BEST PROSPECT FOR A LIFEGUARD 673 00:34:13,747 --> 00:34:15,357 I'VE SEEN IN A LONG TIME. 674 00:34:18,665 --> 00:34:21,233 -[POP MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO] 675 00:34:25,541 --> 00:34:27,195 -YOU KNOW WHAT I'M WRITING ON YOUR FACE? 676 00:34:27,326 --> 00:34:28,979 -DELTA LAMBDA DELTA, SIR! -MM-HMM. AND WHAT IS THAT? 677 00:34:29,110 --> 00:34:30,807 -IT'S THE BEST FRATERNITY IN THE SCHOOL, SIR! 678 00:34:30,938 --> 00:34:32,809 -WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING ELSE IN THIS WORLD? 679 00:34:32,940 --> 00:34:34,855 -I WANNA BE ACCEPTED AS A BROTHER, SIR! 680 00:34:34,985 --> 00:34:37,031 -GOOD BOY. MORE BEER? 681 00:34:37,162 --> 00:34:39,425 -ABSOLUTELY. THANK YOU, SIR. MAY I HAVE ANOTHER? 682 00:34:39,555 --> 00:34:41,514 THANK YOU, SIR! THANK YOU-- -SHUT UP! 683 00:34:42,254 --> 00:34:43,646 -YES, SIR! 684 00:34:45,170 --> 00:34:47,085 -WELL, WE'RE GONNA GO CATCH SOME WAVES NOW. 685 00:34:48,347 --> 00:34:51,480 -UH, FELLAS, WHAT ABOUT THE TIDE COMING IN? 686 00:34:51,611 --> 00:34:54,788 -EH, IT SHOULDN'T BE HIGH TIDE FOR ANOTHER HALF AN HOUR. 687 00:34:54,918 --> 00:34:57,573 -WE SHOULD BE DONE BY THEN [LAUGHS] 688 00:34:57,704 --> 00:35:00,576 -SHOULD BE, BUT YOU NEVER KNOW. 689 00:35:02,448 --> 00:35:05,103 -UH, FELLAS? THINK I CAN... 690 00:35:12,110 --> 00:35:13,894 -[TALKING INDISTINCTLY] 691 00:35:14,024 --> 00:35:17,550 -[FOREBODING MUSIC] 692 00:35:18,986 --> 00:35:20,248 -FELLAS, I THINK I'M SINKING HERE. 693 00:35:20,379 --> 00:35:22,120 -SHUT UP. NO ONE'S TALKING TO YOU. 694 00:35:22,250 --> 00:35:24,513 -[MOCKINGLY] OH, YEAH, YEAH, I'M SINKING! [LAUGHS] 695 00:35:25,166 --> 00:35:27,255 -I'M NOT KIDDING. I'M SINKING! HELP! 696 00:35:27,386 --> 00:35:32,695 -[LOW, DRAMATIC MUSIC SWELLS] 697 00:35:32,826 --> 00:35:34,349 -WATCH IT! WATCH IT! STAY BACK. 698 00:35:34,480 --> 00:35:35,524 -FRAT GUY 1: OH MY GOD, WE'VE GOTTA DO SOMETHING! 699 00:35:35,655 --> 00:35:37,047 -FRAT GUY 2: DON'T GET TOO CLOSE. 700 00:35:37,657 --> 00:35:38,962 -FRAT GUY 1: JUST THROW IT IN! 701 00:35:42,052 --> 00:35:43,706 -WATCH IT. SEAN! 702 00:35:45,360 --> 00:35:46,883 -I CAN'T REACH IT MAN. THROW IT AGAIN! 703 00:35:47,014 --> 00:35:47,841 -FRAT GUY 1: DO IT AGAIN! DO IT AGAIN! 704 00:35:47,971 --> 00:35:48,929 -I'M GOING DOWN! 705 00:35:51,192 --> 00:35:52,672 I GOT IT. I GOT IT. COME ON, PULL. 706 00:35:52,802 --> 00:35:53,934 -PULL IT! 707 00:35:54,064 --> 00:35:55,196 -COME ON, PULL. 708 00:35:55,327 --> 00:35:57,677 -[FRATERNITY BOYS GRUNTING] 709 00:35:57,807 --> 00:35:59,244 -SOMEBODY HELP! 710 00:35:59,983 --> 00:36:01,289 -HURRY UP. THROW IT BACK. 711 00:36:01,420 --> 00:36:03,117 -FRAT GUY 1: HELP! 712 00:36:03,248 --> 00:36:04,379 COME ON, SEAN. PULL IT OUT. 713 00:36:04,510 --> 00:36:05,989 -COME ON FELLAS. I'M SINKING, MAN. 714 00:36:06,120 --> 00:36:07,252 PULL THIS THING OUT OF HERE. COME ON! 715 00:36:08,340 --> 00:36:09,819 -FRAT GUY 1: SEAN, PULL IT OUT! -FRAT GUY 2: COME ON, THAT'S IT! 716 00:36:09,950 --> 00:36:11,343 -FRAT GUY 1: SEAN, HOLD ON! 717 00:36:12,213 --> 00:36:14,737 -[FRATERNITY BOYS SHOUTING IN PANIC] 718 00:36:14,868 --> 00:36:17,087 -HEY! CAN YOU GET A LIFEGUARD OR CALL 911? 719 00:36:17,218 --> 00:36:18,480 PLEASE HURRY, IT'S AN EMERGENCY. -OKAY. 720 00:36:19,786 --> 00:36:22,180 -SEAN: I CAN'T REACH IT, MAN, THROW IT AGAIN! 721 00:36:22,310 --> 00:36:23,224 -FRAT GUY 2: YOU'VE GOTTA GRAB IT! 722 00:36:25,400 --> 00:36:26,793 -FRAT GUY 1: HELP! SOMEBODY HELP! 723 00:36:27,663 --> 00:36:29,187 -SEAN: HURRY UP! I'M GOING DOWN! 724 00:36:30,492 --> 00:36:31,667 -FRAT GUY 1: HELP! 725 00:36:31,798 --> 00:36:33,016 -FRAT GUY 2: COME ON, SEAN, YOU GOTTA GRAB IT! 726 00:36:33,147 --> 00:36:34,540 -FRAT GUY 1: ANOTHER INCH! 727 00:36:34,670 --> 00:36:35,628 -SEAN: I CAN'T REACH IT, MAN, THROW IT AGAIN! 728 00:36:35,758 --> 00:36:36,629 -FRAT GUY 1: HELP! 729 00:36:36,759 --> 00:36:37,586 -HURRY UP, I'M GOING DOWN! 730 00:36:37,717 --> 00:36:38,805 -SOMEBODY HELP! 731 00:36:38,935 --> 00:36:40,807 -OKAY, LISTEN UP! LET ME HELP! 732 00:36:40,937 --> 00:36:42,112 -FRAT GUY 1: COME ON, SEAN, PULL IT! 733 00:36:42,243 --> 00:36:43,462 -COME ON FELLAS, I'M SINKING, MAN. 734 00:36:43,592 --> 00:36:45,028 PULL THIS THING OUTTA HERE. 735 00:36:45,159 --> 00:36:46,291 -DUDE, THAT'S NOT GONNA WORK! 736 00:36:47,857 --> 00:36:48,858 -SEAN: I CAN'T REACH IT. 737 00:36:48,989 --> 00:36:50,817 -FRAT GUY 1: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 738 00:36:50,947 --> 00:36:52,688 -HERE, WATCH OUT! WATCH OUT! BACK OFF! 739 00:36:52,819 --> 00:36:53,646 -FRAT GUY 2: USE THE BOARD. 740 00:36:53,776 --> 00:36:54,734 -GRAB MY ANKLES! 741 00:36:55,343 --> 00:36:57,127 PUSH ME OUT THERE! COME ON! 742 00:36:58,955 --> 00:37:00,348 I GOT YOU, OKAY? 743 00:37:00,479 --> 00:37:01,610 -OKAY, DON'T LET GO. -I GOT HIS HAND! 744 00:37:01,741 --> 00:37:03,133 COME ON, PULL! 745 00:37:03,264 --> 00:37:05,005 [JESSIE GRUNTING] -COME ON, SEAN, HOLD ON! 746 00:37:05,135 --> 00:37:06,049 -JESSIE: PULL! 747 00:37:06,180 --> 00:37:07,573 COME ON! [GRUNTING] 748 00:37:07,703 --> 00:37:09,183 -SEAN, HOLD ON! -JESSIE: HOLD ON! 749 00:37:09,923 --> 00:37:12,055 IT'S NOT WORKING! HE'S TOO DEEP! 750 00:37:12,186 --> 00:37:13,056 OKAY, WAIT HERE. 751 00:37:13,187 --> 00:37:14,754 TAKE MY KEYS. 752 00:37:14,884 --> 00:37:16,059 GO GET MY BIKE LOCK. 753 00:37:16,190 --> 00:37:17,583 -WHAT FOR? 754 00:37:17,713 --> 00:37:18,932 -JESSIE: JUST DO IT! -DON'T LET GO! 755 00:37:19,062 --> 00:37:20,412 -JESSIE: COME ON! -I GOT IT. I GOT IT. 756 00:37:23,110 --> 00:37:25,025 -JESSIE: YOU'RE GONNA BE OKAY! 757 00:37:25,155 --> 00:37:29,856 -[FRENZIED ORCHESTRAL MUSIC] 758 00:37:33,251 --> 00:37:34,339 HOLD ON! 759 00:37:36,776 --> 00:37:38,038 HOLD ON! 760 00:37:38,168 --> 00:37:39,735 WHERE IS HE? 761 00:37:39,866 --> 00:37:41,433 -FRAT GUY 1: I GOT IT! WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO? 762 00:37:41,563 --> 00:37:43,478 -HURRY UP! -STRIP THAT TUBING OFF AND TOSS IT TO ME! 763 00:37:44,784 --> 00:37:45,741 -I'M GOING DOWN! 764 00:37:45,872 --> 00:37:46,742 -YOU'RE GONNA BE OKAY! 765 00:37:46,873 --> 00:37:49,179 DUDE, HOLD ME! I'M SLIPPING! 766 00:37:49,310 --> 00:37:50,616 IT'S OKAY, HOLD ON! -HANG IN THERE, SEAN 767 00:37:50,746 --> 00:37:51,921 -HERE, HERE, HERE! TAKE IT! 768 00:37:52,531 --> 00:37:54,228 -PUT THIS IN YOUR MOUTH SO YOU CAN BREATHE! 769 00:37:54,359 --> 00:37:55,577 -[DISTANT SIRENS WAILING] 770 00:37:55,708 --> 00:37:59,146 HOLD ME! OH MY GOD! DON'T LET GO! 771 00:37:59,277 --> 00:38:01,627 DON'T LET GO! HOLD! DON'T LET GO! 772 00:38:01,757 --> 00:38:03,411 DON'T! -HOLD IT! HOLD IT! 773 00:38:03,542 --> 00:38:05,065 -[SIRENS APPROACHING] 774 00:38:05,195 --> 00:38:07,023 -[GRUNTING] 775 00:38:07,154 --> 00:38:08,503 -FRAT GUY 2: HOW ARE WE GONNA GET HIM OUT? 776 00:38:09,417 --> 00:38:12,725 -DON'T MOVE! PULL! 777 00:38:18,513 --> 00:38:21,081 YOU'RE GONNA BE OKAY! WE'RE GONNA GET YOU! 778 00:38:22,691 --> 00:38:24,867 HEY, GUYS! HE'S BURIED IN THE SINKHOLE! 779 00:38:24,998 --> 00:38:26,608 -ALEX: IS HE STILL ALIVE? -JESSIE: YEAH, I'VE GOT HIS HAND! 780 00:38:26,739 --> 00:38:27,827 HE'S BREATHING THROUGH THIS TUBE. 781 00:38:27,957 --> 00:38:29,437 -ALL RIGHT, J.D., GET A PADDLEBOARD. 782 00:38:29,568 --> 00:38:31,134 CODY, HOOK UP THE WINCH. -YEP! 783 00:38:31,700 --> 00:38:33,528 -HURRY! -HANG ON! 784 00:38:33,659 --> 00:38:36,226 -HOLD ON, DUDE, THEY'RE HERE, OKAY? 785 00:38:38,098 --> 00:38:40,100 YOU'RE GONNA BE OKAY. 786 00:38:41,319 --> 00:38:42,189 -J.D.: YEAH, I GOT HIS FEET. 787 00:38:42,320 --> 00:38:43,799 -[GRUNTING] 788 00:38:45,845 --> 00:38:47,281 -MITCH: GIVE ME SOME SLACK! CUT ME SOME SLACK! 789 00:38:47,412 --> 00:38:50,066 -[JESSIE GRUNTING] 790 00:38:51,981 --> 00:38:53,548 -CODY: GO AHEAD, GRAB HIS LEGS. 791 00:38:53,679 --> 00:38:54,506 -MITCH! 792 00:38:54,636 --> 00:38:55,637 -HANG ON. HANG ON. 793 00:38:56,551 --> 00:38:57,987 -J.D.: GRAB HIS LEGS. 794 00:39:01,513 --> 00:39:04,124 -JESSIE: HERE IT COMES! [CRYING OUT] 795 00:39:06,735 --> 00:39:07,519 -MORE SLACK! 796 00:39:07,649 --> 00:39:08,737 -MORE SLACK. 797 00:39:09,956 --> 00:39:11,566 -MITCH: HANG ON. HANG ON. 798 00:39:11,697 --> 00:39:13,089 -JESSIE: COME ON! 799 00:39:14,352 --> 00:39:16,441 -[GRUNTING] 800 00:39:18,791 --> 00:39:19,879 -JESSIE: IT'S COMING, HOLD ON, MAN! 801 00:39:20,009 --> 00:39:21,881 -OKAY, HE'S ON! PULL ME UP! 802 00:39:22,011 --> 00:39:23,143 -CODY: YOU GOT HIM? -MITCH: YEAH. 803 00:39:25,232 --> 00:39:26,973 -JESSIE: DON'T LET GO OF IT. 804 00:39:27,103 --> 00:39:29,889 -CODY: ALL RIGHT, TAKE IT UP, ALEX! 805 00:39:30,629 --> 00:39:31,847 -[GRUNTING] HOLD ON! 806 00:39:34,284 --> 00:39:35,721 HERE HE COMES! 807 00:39:43,816 --> 00:39:44,730 PULL! 808 00:39:46,949 --> 00:39:48,386 YES! 809 00:39:53,216 --> 00:39:56,002 -SLOW BREATHS. SLOW BREATHS. OKAY. 810 00:39:56,132 --> 00:39:57,220 -YOU OKAY, MAN? 811 00:39:57,351 --> 00:39:58,613 -YEAH. I'M ALL RIGHT. 812 00:39:58,744 --> 00:40:00,223 -GET SOME WATER, HUH? -YEAH. YEAH. 813 00:40:01,355 --> 00:40:03,052 -JESSIE: DEEP BREATHS. 814 00:40:03,183 --> 00:40:04,619 -GOOD JOB. 815 00:40:04,750 --> 00:40:06,360 -SEAN: OH, THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH. 816 00:40:14,412 --> 00:40:15,848 -MITCH: I JUST HAVE ONE QUESTION. 817 00:40:15,978 --> 00:40:17,589 WHY DID YOU DISAPPEAR AFTER ALL THE RESCUES? 818 00:40:17,719 --> 00:40:19,286 -I DON'T KNOW, I GUESS I JUST DIDN'T WANT ANYBODY 819 00:40:19,417 --> 00:40:20,896 TO MAKE A BIG DEAL OUT OF IT. 820 00:40:21,027 --> 00:40:22,202 I DON'T REALLY LIKE A LOT OF ATTENTION. 821 00:40:22,332 --> 00:40:23,986 I'M MORE OF A BACKGROUND KIND OF GIRL. 822 00:40:24,117 --> 00:40:25,553 -WELL, THAT'S A GOOD QUALITY TO HAVE FOR A STUNTWOMAN. 823 00:40:25,684 --> 00:40:27,425 -EXACTLY. 824 00:40:27,555 --> 00:40:29,078 BUT EVEN THAT'S ON HOLD FOR A LITTLE WHILE, ANYWAY. 825 00:40:29,209 --> 00:40:31,298 THAT STUNT COORDINATOR I MET WITH, 826 00:40:31,429 --> 00:40:32,734 HE CAME ONTO ME. 827 00:40:33,648 --> 00:40:35,694 THAT'S NOT THE WAY I WANNA BREAK INTO THE BIZ. 828 00:40:35,824 --> 00:40:36,999 -UGH. 829 00:40:37,870 --> 00:40:40,786 -YOU KNOW, LIFEGUARD ROOKIE SCHOOL STARTS NEXT WEEK. 830 00:40:41,482 --> 00:40:42,657 YOU'D BE A TERRIFIC CANDIDATE. 831 00:40:43,658 --> 00:40:45,138 -YOU REALLY THINK I COULD BE A LIFEGUARD? 832 00:40:46,052 --> 00:40:47,619 -YOU'RE A NATURAL. 833 00:40:48,489 --> 00:40:50,535 -GREAT! I'LL GIVE IT A SHOT. 834 00:40:50,665 --> 00:40:54,452 -ED: HEY! HEY! I'M A DESPERATE MAN. 835 00:40:54,582 --> 00:40:57,367 -OH NO, IT CAN'T BE. -ED: I TRIED TO WALK INTO SANTA MONICA 836 00:40:57,498 --> 00:41:00,022 AND I FELL DOWN ABOUT 18 TIMES. 837 00:41:00,153 --> 00:41:01,589 SOME LITTLE KID TRIPPED ME. 838 00:41:02,198 --> 00:41:04,462 YOU KNOW, YOU CAN'T MAKE A PHONE CALL INSIDE 839 00:41:04,592 --> 00:41:05,375 ONE OF THESE THINGS. 840 00:41:05,506 --> 00:41:07,769 I COULDN'T GET NO CHANGE. 841 00:41:07,900 --> 00:41:09,989 THE GOOD NEWS IS, THESE THINGS FLOAT. 842 00:41:10,119 --> 00:41:13,253 BUT YOU KNOW THE TIDE COULD HAVE TAKEN ME TO JAPAN. 843 00:41:13,383 --> 00:41:15,081 I DON'T THINK THIS IS FUNNY AT ALL. 844 00:41:15,211 --> 00:41:16,909 THIS ISN'T MY IDEA OF A JOKE. 845 00:41:17,039 --> 00:41:18,388 -WOULD YOU LIKE A CUP OF COFFEE? 846 00:41:18,519 --> 00:41:20,826 -ACTUALLY I WOULD LIKE A FRAPPUCCINO. 847 00:41:20,956 --> 00:41:22,088 -FRAPPUCCINO? 848 00:41:22,218 --> 00:41:23,568 -FRAPPUCCINO. -FRAPPUCCINO! 849 00:41:23,698 --> 00:41:25,091 -ED: HEY, WAIT A MINUTE! DON'T LEAVE ME A-- 850 00:41:25,221 --> 00:41:26,571 DON'T! DON'T LEAVE ME AGAIN! 851 00:41:26,701 --> 00:41:28,529 HEY! DON'T! HEY! HEY! 852 00:41:28,660 --> 00:41:32,185 I WANT A FRAPPUCCINO TOO! DECAF! MOCHA! 853 00:41:32,315 --> 00:41:33,665 CAFFEINE DRIVES ME CRAZY. 854 00:41:33,795 --> 00:41:35,014 HEY! HEY! 855 00:41:44,327 --> 00:41:48,244 -[END THEME PLAYING] 856 00:41:48,294 --> 00:41:52,844 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 60444

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