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From out of the pages of DC Comics comes
the world's newest and greatest superhero,
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Plastic Man!
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He can spring!
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He can stretch!
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He can fly!
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He can bounce!
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He can change his shape!
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And he can even dance!
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Each week Plastic Man will face the
world's greatest collection of villains!
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There's action!
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There's comedy!
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There's danger!
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There's many!
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There's bad luck Hula !
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There's plenty for everybody on the
Plastic Man Comedy Adventure Show!
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Eat your heart out, ape man!
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EPISODE 5
THE HORRIBLE HALF-APE
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So, mark this date well, gentlemen.
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You are present for the first
demonstration of my invention.
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Can we get on with
this, Professor Darwin?
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We all have our own research to tend to.
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Very well, very well.
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Now you are all familiar
with my theories.
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I shall act as subject for the process
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in which anthropoidal
power shall be vested in me.
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What's he talking about?
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That thing's going to give
him the strength of an ape?
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The machine is fully charged.
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This is the moment.
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Five,
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four,
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three,
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two,
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one.
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Cut the power to the floor.
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Darwin, are you all right?
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I'm fine, fine.
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Just a minor miscalculation, that's all.
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Why are you looking at me like that?
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What's wrong?
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Oh, oh, no.
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There must be a cure, Darwin.
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We'll put all our researchers to work.
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Keep your pity.
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My genius shall find the cure,
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and then you shall all pay for
failing to recognize my brilliance.
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Well, Plas, you did it again.
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You defeated the menace
of the 50-foot tuna fish.
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True.
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Now I've got to figure out
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what to do with those 90 gallons of
mayonnaise I scared him away with.
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Penny, what's wrong?
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The radar says something's
on a collision course with us.
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Collision course?
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Suffering surfboards.
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Do something.
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Here it comes.
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Full power dive, quick.
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Roger.
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Keep your fingers crossed.
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Penny, get the stabilizer.
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Mother of Molochite, help, Plas !
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Thanks, Plas.
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I've got the jet under control, Plas,
and the Chief's calling.
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Chief, you won't believe it.
A flying saucer just went by, and I...
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I know, Plastic Man.
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We've been tracking it, and it
seems to be heading for Africa.
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And you want your best
agent to investigate, right?
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Yes, but since you're the
only one in the neighborhood...
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She's just crazy about me.
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I've honed in on the flying saucer.
It'll be landing in Africa any minute.
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Will you be quiet?
I'm sick of listening to you.
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I know you're half of me,
and don't think it doesn't disgust me.
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The scientific community
never recognized my genius.
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I must find a way to make them pay.
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What? You see something?
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A flying saucer?
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Did you see that levitation ray?
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The power to move mountains.
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Summon your ape friends.
I will need help.
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The power of the saucer must be mine.
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Shh!
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Spaceman, I welcome you to Earth.
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What brings you here?
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We come in peace, Earth-one.
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We are of the fourth
space quadrant, Beta Blue.
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We found our craft to be
without power, so we landed here.
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Our apologies for moving your
mountain, but it was in the way.
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Your ship must be filled
with many powerful devices.
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Yes, but we are out
of our power crystals,
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the common substances you
Earth people call diamonds.
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If you could help us obtain some,
we could go home.
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I'm afraid your return home shall
have to be postponed indefinitely.
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With the power of their ship,
the world shall regret having laughed at me.
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No sign of the saucer yet.
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Wait! There it is, down there!
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That's it, all right.
Take her down, Penny.
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Roger, Plas.
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That's quite a saucer.
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I can hardly wait to see
the whole set of dishes.
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There doesn't seem to be anyone here.
I'm going to have a look around.
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I don't like the looks
of things, Hula-Hula.
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My intuition tells me
something's awfully wrong.
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Intuition? Schmintuition?
What could be wrong?
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This could be wrong.
Plas, help!
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Uh-oh, monkey business.
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The trouble with you guys is you're
always getting wrapped up in your work.
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Now that that's over with...
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Plas, look out!
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Behind you!
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Oh, so you want to play, do you?
Watch this.
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Well, I guess I made
baboons out of them.
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Don't be too certain, Plastic Man.
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This alien freeze ray will hold you.
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My loverboy has become
a human snow cone.
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- Hey !
- Hey !
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It's too bad that you dropped in on me.
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Now you're all prisoners of Half-Ape.
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He speaks always of revenge on your
people for having to flee to Africa,
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and he will use our
spacecraft to get his revenge.
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So that's Half-Ape's evil scheme.
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If only Plas was able to help us.
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It's no use. I can't thaw him out.
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He's like a TV dinner.
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Now, listen carefully.
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Send your apes downriver to
the diamond mine in the morning.
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Don't raise your voice to me.
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And in the morning, we shall tend to
that meddling superhero and his friends.
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You are tied, so you cannot escape.
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I would advise you not to look down.
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It's a drop of more than 1,000 feet.
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And as the river below is
heated by a volcanic source,
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it is boiling hot.
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You can't leave us here, Half-Ape.
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Why, I wouldn't dream
of leaving you there.
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That is what this candle is for.
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To burn through the rope.
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And cause the three of you
to plunge to the river below.
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We've got to get out of here,
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or we're all going to
wind up hard-boiled.
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That rope's burning through.
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We've got to hurry.
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Hula-Hula, the steam from that
river is thawing Plas out.
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I just hope it hurries.
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Why am I so cold?
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Plas !
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Oh, dear, sweet defrosted Plas !
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Get us out of this quick.
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Too late.
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I got the rope off.
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Plas, do something.
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The river below is boiling.
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I think I'll go fly a kite.
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Plas, you did it again.
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What did you find out while
I was in the deep freeze?
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Half-Ape is sending a bunch of apes
to raid the diamond mine downstream.
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That's silly. Apes don't wear jewelry.
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An occasional necktie, maybe, but...
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Diamonds power the spacemen's devices.
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Half-Ape is gonna use
them for revenge on Earth.
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Revenge on Earth?
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We've got to stop them. Come on.
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That's the diamond mine.
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And there are the apes.
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Well, doing your Christmas
shoplifting a bit early, aren't you?
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You apes came to this mine for
diamonds, and I aim to stop you.
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Plas is outnumbered. Three to one.
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I'd better go give him a hand.
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Hula-Hula! Wait!
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Remember your bad luck!
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You're liable to run into
a panther or something.
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Jumping papayas.
Nobody's luck is that bad.
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Except mine.
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Hey, you guys play too rough for me.
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I've just about reached my limit.
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Plas, help!
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Uh-oh. Looks like that oversized
pussycat is about to grab a snack.
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Sorry to be a party pooper,
boys, but duty calls.
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Help!
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Nice kitty.
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Down, kitty!
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Help!
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Time to put the cat out.
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Plas, the apes got
away with the diamonds.
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Cheer up, Penny.
Things can't get worse.
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It's the Chief calling.
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Well, what do you know?
Things just got worse.
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Come in, Chief.
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We have a code one
emergency, Plastic Man.
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Three minutes ago, every TV station
in the world received this message.
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People of Earth, this is Cygnus,
leader of the planet Beta Blue.
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Two of our spacemen have
been captured in your world.
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We must demand that they're released immediately !
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If they are not released within 10 hours,
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I shall give a command to destroy your planet.
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Get us back to Half-Ape's camp fast.
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We've got to release
those aliens he captured.
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Or it's bye-bye Earth.
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Too late.
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They're all gone.
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Half-Ape and his gorilla goons.
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The cell where the aliens were is empty.
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The apes must have gotten back here
with the diamonds to power the saucer.
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And Half-Ape took them all
away in the saucer with him.
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Come on, we've got to catch them.
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Get out of here !
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Get out or I'll call the police !
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The whole door, right off the wall !
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Yes, you're right.
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They should be through
getting the diamonds by now.
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You can't detain us.
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Return to us our spacecraft.
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We were to report in
many time cycles ago.
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Our whole planet shall be missing us.
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Oh, they already miss you.
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I heard on the radio, if I do not let
you free soon, they shall attack Earth.
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You would allow that?
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I would prefer it.
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This world shall pay for
what it has done to Half-Ape.
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See, even he likes it.
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Ah, they return with many
diamonds to power this ship.
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The more diamonds I have,
the greater my power.
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Enough even to escape Earth
before its destruction.
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Now to test the disintegration ray.
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Excellent.
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It is almost at full strength.
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I know time is running out, Chief.
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We didn't stop at
this hotel to goof off.
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We stopped here so Hula-Hula
could check with his contacts
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and find out where
Half-Ape may strike next.
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Well, get on it, Plastic Man.
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Time is running out for the Earth.
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I called all my friends
in the diamond biz.
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They'll be calling me back any minute.
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Paging Mr. William Munger.
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William Munger?
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That's me.
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It's a code name.
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This will be Minnesota
Mel calling me back.
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Aloha, Mel.
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What's up?
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Paging Mr. Tex Festermarker.
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Tex Festermarker?
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That's me.
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I thought your name was William Munger.
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It is, but all my friends
call me Tex Festermarker.
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Howdy there, Slim.
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What's up?
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Uh-huh.
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Slim says Half-Ape certain
to steal the Klopman diamond.
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Paging Mr. Hula-Hula.
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I didn't give anyone that name.
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The Klopman diamond is
the largest in the world.
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It's now on display at
the San Francisco Museum.
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What do we do, Plas?
256
00:15:06,210 --> 00:15:07,722
Head for San Francisco.
257
00:15:07,986 --> 00:15:10,333
We're gonna be there
when Half-Ape strikes.
258
00:15:21,120 --> 00:15:22,493
Shhh.
259
00:15:30,075 --> 00:15:32,046
My friend sure called this one right.
260
00:15:32,266 --> 00:15:34,054
Quiet! I hear him coming!
261
00:15:38,896 --> 00:15:40,271
Well, he got the chest.
262
00:15:40,771 --> 00:15:43,295
I just hope poor precious
Plas knows what he's doing.
263
00:15:48,586 --> 00:15:51,646
Now I have enough diamonds and
enough power to show the world.
264
00:15:51,946 --> 00:15:53,696
Have one of your apes open the chest.
265
00:15:57,103 --> 00:15:59,297
Just call me Plas in the box.
266
00:15:59,546 --> 00:16:01,158
Plastic Man, get him.
267
00:16:01,226 --> 00:16:04,346
This is what's known as
springing into action.
268
00:16:06,426 --> 00:16:08,666
Uh-oh, they're ganging up on me.
269
00:16:13,477 --> 00:16:14,260
You heard him.
270
00:16:14,260 --> 00:16:15,665
Capture Plastic Man.
271
00:16:15,946 --> 00:16:17,082
I hope this works.
272
00:16:17,226 --> 00:16:18,532
I don't have a lot of time.
273
00:16:20,266 --> 00:16:22,591
Boy, they play naughty around here.
274
00:16:22,826 --> 00:16:23,578
Good work.
275
00:16:23,786 --> 00:16:26,328
Now put that meddler
into the ejector launch.
276
00:16:26,506 --> 00:16:29,374
I'll rid myself of Plastic Man
now and forever.
277
00:16:30,106 --> 00:16:31,546
Farewell, Plastic Man.
278
00:16:31,626 --> 00:16:33,758
You'll drift through space forever.
279
00:16:36,186 --> 00:16:37,787
Something's wrong, Hula-Hula.
280
00:16:38,186 --> 00:16:39,065
Very wrong.
281
00:16:39,226 --> 00:16:40,880
Plas, can you hear me?
282
00:16:40,986 --> 00:16:42,044
What is your position?
283
00:16:42,186 --> 00:16:44,307
Kind of all scrunched up.
284
00:16:44,346 --> 00:16:47,466
Half-Ape cast me adrift
out here in outer space.
285
00:16:47,466 --> 00:16:48,663
Well, don't worry.
286
00:16:48,986 --> 00:16:50,672
I have an idea how to save you.
287
00:16:50,826 --> 00:16:51,926
Where are we going?
288
00:16:52,106 --> 00:16:52,862
You'll see.
289
00:16:55,066 --> 00:16:55,578
Ten,
290
00:16:55,704 --> 00:16:56,340
nine,
291
00:16:56,522 --> 00:16:56,935
eight,
292
00:16:57,382 --> 00:16:57,792
seven,
293
00:16:58,218 --> 00:16:58,632
six,
294
00:16:59,087 --> 00:16:59,517
five,
295
00:16:59,651 --> 00:17:00,284
four,
296
00:17:00,658 --> 00:17:01,306
three.
297
00:17:01,413 --> 00:17:03,145
I just hope we're in time, General.
298
00:17:03,306 --> 00:17:04,116
Don't worry.
299
00:17:04,116 --> 00:17:07,363
That rocket will reach orbit
with your friend in 20 minutes.
300
00:17:07,363 --> 00:17:08,313
Two,
301
00:17:08,702 --> 00:17:09,128
one.
302
00:17:09,306 --> 00:17:10,346
We have ignition.
303
00:17:13,226 --> 00:17:16,493
This is gonna be a long 20 minutes.
304
00:17:18,666 --> 00:17:20,222
Plas, can you hear me?
305
00:17:20,605 --> 00:17:21,684
I hear you, Penny.
306
00:17:21,684 --> 00:17:23,323
I don't see the rocket anywhere.
307
00:17:23,720 --> 00:17:24,814
Wait, there it is.
308
00:17:24,978 --> 00:17:25,684
I see it.
309
00:17:26,018 --> 00:17:27,388
Grab onto it, Plas.
310
00:17:27,538 --> 00:17:29,276
You only get one chance.
311
00:17:29,458 --> 00:17:31,796
I'm trying, but it's too far.
312
00:17:31,831 --> 00:17:34,021
Stretch farther, Plas.
313
00:17:34,098 --> 00:17:35,344
You've got to do it.
314
00:17:35,840 --> 00:17:38,455
I'm stretching.
315
00:17:38,498 --> 00:17:41,138
Oh, is this arm gonna be sore tomorrow?
316
00:17:42,258 --> 00:17:42,995
Got it.
317
00:17:43,058 --> 00:17:44,703
Oh, hooray, he did it.
318
00:17:44,738 --> 00:17:45,852
Oh, I'm so glad.
319
00:17:46,578 --> 00:17:47,818
And just in time.
320
00:17:48,098 --> 00:17:49,835
That rocket's heading back to Earth.
321
00:17:51,538 --> 00:17:53,089
Yahoo!
322
00:17:53,298 --> 00:17:54,658
Hi-yo, Mercury.
323
00:17:55,298 --> 00:17:58,418
Let's go pick him up when he
splashes down in the ocean.
324
00:17:58,738 --> 00:18:00,503
Then we'll take care of Half-Ape.
325
00:18:09,690 --> 00:18:12,929
This dam shall be a symbol of my power!
326
00:18:15,690 --> 00:18:19,490
There! My face has been
immortalized in stone!
327
00:18:21,530 --> 00:18:23,843
What do you mean I showed your bad side?
328
00:18:23,890 --> 00:18:25,876
The emergency alarm! We've lost power!
329
00:18:26,290 --> 00:18:28,247
But that's impossible!
We'll have to land!
330
00:18:33,898 --> 00:18:37,390
The alien starfleet is nearing Earth!
We've got to catch Half-Ape !
331
00:18:37,458 --> 00:18:42,052
According to the radar scope,
Half-Ape has landed in the Mojave Desert.
332
00:18:42,258 --> 00:18:43,486
I wonder why?
333
00:18:43,658 --> 00:18:45,896
Well, it might have
something to do with the fact
334
00:18:45,896 --> 00:18:49,284
that I ripped out his fuel
lines while I was in the saucer.
335
00:18:49,458 --> 00:18:51,354
Plas, your perfect!
336
00:18:54,658 --> 00:18:56,302
That infernal Plastic Man!
337
00:18:56,302 --> 00:18:59,138
He sabotaged the saucer!
Show me how to repair it!
338
00:18:59,258 --> 00:19:01,803
We refuse, enemy of your people!
339
00:19:03,658 --> 00:19:05,234
Plastic Man, here ?
340
00:19:07,858 --> 00:19:09,302
Let us come with you, Plas.
341
00:19:09,458 --> 00:19:12,192
No! This is between Half-Ape and me!
342
00:19:12,258 --> 00:19:14,176
He's so brave!
343
00:19:14,458 --> 00:19:15,810
The bravest!
344
00:19:16,058 --> 00:19:19,746
He's coming, but the disintegration
ray will stop him once and for all!
345
00:19:20,658 --> 00:19:22,860
Uh-oh! Bad place to be!
346
00:19:32,218 --> 00:19:34,386
You can't avoid me for long, rubberhead.
347
00:19:34,418 --> 00:19:36,925
I'll never make it
across the desert to him.
348
00:19:37,818 --> 00:19:40,096
So let's see where
this gopher hole goes.
349
00:19:42,118 --> 00:19:43,912
I can't see where Plas went.
350
00:19:44,018 --> 00:19:45,972
How much longer have we got, Chief?
351
00:19:46,018 --> 00:19:48,918
The invasion force from that
planet is heading this way.
352
00:19:48,918 --> 00:19:52,118
We have five minutes before
interplanetary war begins.
353
00:19:52,118 --> 00:19:54,711
Come on, Plas. You can do it.
354
00:19:54,818 --> 00:19:56,573
Where is he? Where did he go?
355
00:19:58,418 --> 00:20:01,382
You can't escape me, Plastic Man.
Not a chance.
356
00:20:01,818 --> 00:20:03,908
The world will pay for mocking me.
357
00:20:04,218 --> 00:20:04,848
I shall...
358
00:20:06,918 --> 00:20:10,625
Mustn't play with the nasty machine.
Naughty, naughty.
359
00:20:10,625 --> 00:20:12,760
You won't stop me, Plastic Man.
360
00:20:14,218 --> 00:20:17,830
Say hello to the long
arms of the law, Half-Ape.
361
00:20:26,239 --> 00:20:30,063
Now I'm gonna stow you someplace
while I stop a space war.
362
00:20:33,518 --> 00:20:34,896
Radio your home planet.
363
00:20:34,896 --> 00:20:35,789
Tell them you're okay.
364
00:20:37,417 --> 00:20:39,093
Task force to Beta Blue.
365
00:20:39,207 --> 00:20:40,378
We are released.
366
00:20:40,784 --> 00:20:43,850
Repeat, we are released.
367
00:20:43,933 --> 00:20:44,992
We read you.
368
00:20:44,992 --> 00:20:47,208
All forces reverse course.
369
00:20:47,239 --> 00:20:48,985
Return to home base.
370
00:20:48,985 --> 00:20:50,986
Invision of Earth cancelled.
371
00:20:50,986 --> 00:20:52,614
All units acknowledge.
372
00:20:53,538 --> 00:20:54,976
We thank you for the rescue.
373
00:20:55,102 --> 00:20:59,108
Indeed, what will become
of the semi-antropoid ?
374
00:20:59,162 --> 00:21:00,565
Oh, Half-Ape ?
375
00:21:00,565 --> 00:21:03,732
Well, we put him in our jet and
we're taking him to the authorities.
376
00:21:03,732 --> 00:21:05,144
They'll take care of him.
377
00:21:05,144 --> 00:21:09,228
We shall undo the damage he did
and replace all of the diamonds,
378
00:21:09,228 --> 00:21:13,145
including the ones we must
borrow for fuel to return home.
379
00:21:13,145 --> 00:21:15,409
Gee, that'll be expensive.
380
00:21:15,409 --> 00:21:17,254
Those things don't grow on trees.
381
00:21:17,292 --> 00:21:19,039
On our planet, they do.
382
00:21:19,545 --> 00:21:20,373
Farewell.
383
00:21:20,454 --> 00:21:21,817
You have done much.
384
00:21:22,198 --> 00:21:23,016
Thank you.
385
00:21:25,059 --> 00:21:27,215
Plas, you did it again.
386
00:21:27,215 --> 00:21:28,507
All in a day's work.
387
00:21:28,548 --> 00:21:29,817
You know what I regret?
388
00:21:30,052 --> 00:21:34,348
I never got a chance to get my
hands on one of those big, dumb apes.
389
00:21:35,100 --> 00:21:36,579
I could have used a workout.
390
00:21:36,579 --> 00:21:37,743
Workout?
391
00:21:38,167 --> 00:21:40,997
Sure, I'm not afraid
of a couple of monkeys.
392
00:21:41,365 --> 00:21:42,832
Why, I'd... I'd...
393
00:21:43,142 --> 00:21:46,453
I'd... I'd... Leap and lava.
394
00:21:46,886 --> 00:21:47,489
Help!
395
00:21:47,737 --> 00:21:48,450
Help!
396
00:21:48,751 --> 00:21:49,742
Hula-Hula !
397
00:21:49,678 --> 00:21:52,414
They're harmless without
Half-Ape controlling them.
398
00:21:52,576 --> 00:21:54,433
We're taking them to a zoo.
399
00:21:54,495 --> 00:21:56,935
I don't care if you're
taking them to a movie.
400
00:21:57,034 --> 00:21:58,387
I'm not riding with them.
401
00:21:59,612 --> 00:22:04,829
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