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AmericasCardroom.com brings poker back
Million Dollar Sunday Tournament every Sunday
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[SQUEAKING]
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[WOMAN MOANING]
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Woman: MY NECK.
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YEAH. UHH...
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TRIPS, COME ON.
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HUH?
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OH, GOD. I'M SORRY.
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I SLIPPED.
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GOD.
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DOWN, BOY.
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OHH.
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WHAT AM I
SUPPOSED TO THINK?
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HUH?
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IT'S OUR LAST NIGHT
TOGETHER
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BEFORE WE HEAD BACK
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TO OUR RESPECTIVE
COLLEGES--
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OUR RESPECTIVE COLLEGES,
I MIGHT ADD,
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THAT ARE
A THOUSAND MILES APART.
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WYATT TRIPS, WE DATE
ALL THROUGH HIGH SCHOOL
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WITHOUT HAVING SEX.
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WE SPEND OUR FIRST
SEMESTER OF COLLEGE
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AWAY FROM EACH OTHER--
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NO SEX.
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WE HAVE A GREAT
CHRISTMAS VACATION TOGETHER.
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SEXLESS.
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THAT WAS ALSO
SEXLESS.
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WHAT MADE YOU THINK I WAS
SUDDENLY GOING TO DECIDE
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TO CROSS THAT
HALLOWED THRESHOLD
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IN YOUR MOTHER'S CAR?
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I KNOW. I--AAH.
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SORRY.
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I FORGOT.
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AND WHEN WE DO
FINALLY HAVE SEX...
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OH.
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[CHUCKLES]
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IT'S NOT GOING
TO BE IN A VOLVO, OK?
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WHY NOT?
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IT'S A SAFE CAR.
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I BROUGHT YOU HERE
TO GIVE YOU SOMETHING.
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YOU DID?
OH, GOD.
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YOU'RE THE BEST.
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[UNZIPS PANTS]
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I LOVE YOU.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.
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HEY, PIG, PIG.
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REMEMBER I SAID I HAD ONE MORE
CHRISTMAS GIFT COMING?
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WELL...
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LOOK AT THAT.
HA HA!
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THAT'S GREAT.
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OPEN IT.
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THERE'S MORE?
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OH, THIS IS GREAT.
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IT GETS BETTER.
PUT IT ON.
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HERE.
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YOU'RE NUTS.
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IT'S MAGNETIC, SEE?
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YES, IT IS.
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I HAVE ONE, TOO.
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MINE'S MADE OUT OF STEEL.
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[SIGHS]
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SO?
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DO YOU GET THE SIGNIFICANCE?
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DO I?
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NO.
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* FOR YOU ARE
THE MAGNET *
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* AND I AM THE STEEL *
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OH.
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END OF
SOPHOMORE YEAR--
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SPRING DANCE
AT THE GYM.
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YOU KEPT DANCING
WITH BRY JOHNSON.
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UNTIL YOU CAME UP TO ME
AND SAID...
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"I'D BE REMISS IF
I DIDN'T AT LEAST TRY.
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"IF I COULD HAVE
ONE DANCE WITH YOU,
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MY LIFE
WOULD BE COMPLETE."
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OH, MY HEART STOPPED.
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WE DANCED TO THIS SONG,
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AND WHEN I WENT HOME,
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I LOOKED UP
THE WORD "REMISS."
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THAT'S WHEN I KNEW
I WAS IN LOVE.
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I LOVE YOU,
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KIMBERLY JASNEY.
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[SIGHS]
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YOU ARE MY LIFE,
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MY LOVE,
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MY WHOLE WORLD.
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COME HERE.
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* MY SECRETS
TO REVEAL *
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* FOR YOU ARE
THE MAGNET *
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TRIPS.
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
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OW! OW. OW.
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OOH. AH.
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HOLD ON.
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YOU'RE CHOKING ME.
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OH, MY GOSH.
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HELLO.
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TRIPS.
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[NEON SIGN BUZZES]
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[CAR HONKS HORN
AND SPEEDS OFF]
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[CAR CRASHES]
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Trips: DEAR KIMBERLY,
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TOMORROW MARKS MONTH 6 OF
OUR 4-YEAR SENTENCE APART,
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AND WHILE
IT'S ONLY COLLEGE,
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I DON'T SEE HOW PRISON
COULD BE MUCH WORSE.
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EXCEPT, OF COURSE, FOR
THE GANG RAPING AND WHATNOT.
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I HOPE YOUR PARENTS
HAVE GOTTEN OVER
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THE WHOLE PARKING LOT
ARREST THING AT CHRISTMAS.
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I'M SURE, IN TIME,
THEY'LL COME TO REALIZE
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THE OFFICER MIGHT HAVE BEEN
A BIT PRESUMPTUOUS
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IN INSISTING WE WERE
ENGAGED IN S AND M.
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SOME PEOPLE
CAN BE SO DAMN RUDE.
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I CAN'T TELL YOU
HOW MUCH I MISS YOU.
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SUFFICE IT TO SAY
I THINK ABOUT YOU
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AT LEAST
3 TIMES A DAY.
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AND WITH VALENTINE'S DAY
ONLY 2 DAYS AWAY,
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I'M SURE THAT WILL
ONLY INCREASE.
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NOTHING NEW
TO REPORT HERE.
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THE PURSUIT OF KNOWLEDGE
MOVES EVER FORWARD.
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Woman: AND FURTHERMORE,
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I CHARGE HERMAN MELVILLE
WITH PLAGIARISM,
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CITING HIS
QUOTE-UNQUOTE CLASSIC
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MOBY DICK
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AS NOTHING MORE
THAN A BLATANT RIPOFF
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OF STEVEN SPIELBERG'S
JAWS.
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THE END.
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[APPLAUSE]
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WHO HAS A COMMENT
ON TURRAN'S PAPER?
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WYATT?
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IT WAS FINE.
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I THINK IT WAS FINE--
SORT OF--
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ALTHOUGH IT LACKED
A CERTAIN TOUCH OF REALITY.
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[CHUCKLES]
I DIDN'T...
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YEAH.
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FOR ME. I...
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[MOANS]
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WHAT IS THAT, LIKE
THE THIRD GUY THIS WEEK?
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YEP. THAT'S JUST ABOUT
EVERY MAN ON CAMPUS
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THAT'S BEEN IN HER ROOM
WITH THE EXCEPTION OF US.
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RADITCH, HOW MANY TIMES
DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU?
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WHEN YOU LEAVE THE ROOM,
YOU TURN OFF THE TV.
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YO, LOOK.
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MORE KILLER BEEZ
PROGRAMMING, GUYS.
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...HAS ALL THE MARKINGS
OF A KILLER BEEZ ATTACK.
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MAN, THIS GUY'S ON
MORE THAN M.A.S.H.
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KAILIN DELANEY'S
MUTILATED CORPSE
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WAS FOUND OUTSIDE
HER PARENTS' HOME...
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THIS IS, LIKE,
THE NINTH TIME THIS WEEK.
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KAILIN WAS MURDERED
AS SHE RETURNED
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FROM A NIGHT CLASS
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AT TWIN CITIES
JUNIOR COLLEGE.
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HER WORRIED PARENTS
FOUND HER...
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WHAT ARE YOU
DOING?
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SHH! I'M LISTENING FOR
THE SOUNDS OF PHYSICAL LOVE.
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HEY.
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[WOMAN MOANING]
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MMM. SHE'S INTO IT.
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YOU KNOW, A GIRL
GOES AWAY TO SCHOOL,
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TRIPLES HER INTAKE
IN THE FIRST SEMESTER.
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EXCELLENT CHOICE
OF WORDS, MAN.
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KIM'S NOT LIKE THAT.
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SURE, SHE ISN'T.
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[LAUGHS]
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WHAT THE HELL
ARE YOU INSINUATING?
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FACE IT, MAN.
YOUR CHICK'S A WHORE.
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Raditch: WE'LL BE
AT THE PEELER BAR
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IF YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND.
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HEY, I'M GOING
TO KICK YOUR ASS
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IF YOU DON'T
TAKE THAT BACK.
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ALL RIGHT, WE WON'T BE
AT THE PEELER BAR.
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WHAT HE SAID.
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PEELER.
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Wheels: PEELER!
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[COUPLE MAKING LOVE]
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[TELEPHONE RINGING]
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Woman:
HAVE YOU EVER DONE IT?
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[RING]
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OHH!
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[TELEPHONE
RINGS]
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WHAT?
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[BED NEXT DOOR
CREAKING]
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HI, IS KIMBERLY
THERE?
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NO, I KICKED HER
AND THE RICKER OUT
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FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS.
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HER AND THE RICKER?
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YEAH. CAN YOU BLAME ME?
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HE MADE SO MUCH
FRIGGIN' NOISE LAST NIGHT--
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NO CONSIDERATION
FOR ME WHATSOEVER.
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I MEAN, I AM RIGHT THERE
IN THE ROOM WITH THEM.
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SHE DIDN'T HAVE THE DECENCY
TO QUIET HIM DOWN.
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PUT A SOCK IN THIS MOUTH
OR SOMETHING, YOU KNOW?
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WHAT THE HELL
ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
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THIS IS WYATT,
KIM'S BOYFRIEND.
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WHY THE HELL DIDN'T YOU
IDENTIFY YOURSELF?
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YOU NEVER GAVE ME
A CHANCE TO.
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YOU PICKED UP AND LAUNCHED
INTO A PHONE SEX SPIEL.
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WHO THE HELL
IS THE RICKER?
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I'LL--I'LL TELL KIM
YOU CALLED.
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[DIAL TONE]
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NO!
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[COUPLE MOANING]
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Man: YES! YES!
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Woman: OHH!
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OHH!
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ON MY BACK, RICKER.
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[ECHOES]
ON MY BACK, RICKER.
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ALL OVER MY BACK.
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NO!
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[ECHOES] NO! NO!
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SORRY.
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GUYS! GUYS!
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HEY, HEY, HEY!
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SHE'S CHEATING ON ME.
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SHE'S CHEATING ON ME
WITH THE RICKER!
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SHH! WILL YOU SHUT UP?
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YOU'RE GOING TO GET US
BOOTED OUT OF HERE.
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GROUND ZERO IS
HOT, HOT, HOT TO PRESENT
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THE POUTY PLEDGE
THAT MAKES THE DEAN MEAN
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AND THE SCHOOL DROOL--
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IVY VON TRAPP!
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* NOW I TOLD YOU *
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* SO YOU OUGHT TO KNOW *
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* OOH,
OOH, OOH, OOH *
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* IT TAKES SOME TIME *
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* FOR OUR FEELINGS
TO GROW *
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I HATE TO SAY THAT
I TOLD YOU SO, TRIPS,
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BUT I TOLD YOU SO.
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WE HAD OUR WHOLE LIVES
PLANNED OUT--
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2.4 KIDS,
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WHITE PICKET FENCE,
MAYBE EVEN A HOUSE.
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YOU KNOW, I JUST SAW HER
AT CHRISTMAS.
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OH, AWESOME. THEY'RE
PLAYING OUR SONG.
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TRIPS, MY FRIEND,
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THERE'S ONLY ONE REMEDY
FOR THE BROKEN HEART--
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THE DUNK AND QUAFF.
FIRST, YOU TAKE THE SHOT--
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THIS ONE BEING 120 PROOF
GRAIN ALCOHOL.
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YOU DUNK IT
IN YOUR BREW-HA-HA.
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ONCE THE DUNKING
TAKES PLACE,
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THE QUAFFING.
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HEY.
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UHH.
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UH...
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TAKE IT EASY.
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AHH.
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HEY, RADITCH,
RADITCH, RADITCH.
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00:10:00,801 --> 00:10:02,271
THAT CHICK RIGHT THERE,
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00:10:02,269 --> 00:10:04,039
SHE'S IN OUR GREAT
NORDIC MOVEMENT CLASS.
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NO.
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00:10:05,205 --> 00:10:07,265
* CAN'T BE WRONG *
249
00:10:08,375 --> 00:10:09,535
YES.
[APPLAUSE]
250
00:10:09,542 --> 00:10:10,682
YES, YES.
251
00:10:10,678 --> 00:10:13,678
SNAKE, SNAKE.
IT'S THE PROF BOFFER.
252
00:10:13,681 --> 00:10:14,881
Snake: MY GOD, IT IS.
253
00:10:14,882 --> 00:10:16,082
Wheels: WHEN DID SHE
START DANCING HERE?
254
00:10:16,083 --> 00:10:17,283
I GOT NO IDEA, BUT
I'M GOING TO FIND OUT.
255
00:10:17,284 --> 00:10:19,154
HEY, IVY!
256
00:10:19,152 --> 00:10:20,422
OVER HERE.
257
00:10:20,420 --> 00:10:22,360
Raditch:
HELLO, DOCTOR.
258
00:10:23,691 --> 00:10:26,031
Snake: TRIPS, IT'S THE CHICK
FROM PSYCH CLASS.
259
00:10:26,026 --> 00:10:27,626
Raditch: OH.
260
00:10:27,627 --> 00:10:28,757
HURT ME.
261
00:10:28,762 --> 00:10:30,132
I CAN'T BELIEVE
I WAS BOUNCED
262
00:10:30,130 --> 00:10:32,830
BY A GUY CALLED
THE RICKER.
263
00:10:32,833 --> 00:10:34,973
THE RICKER?
THE RICKER.
264
00:10:34,968 --> 00:10:38,438
AM I IN
SILVER SPOONS, OR...
265
00:10:38,438 --> 00:10:39,438
Raditch: OVER HERE.
266
00:10:39,439 --> 00:10:41,139
SHOW ME THAT STUDENT LOAN.
267
00:10:41,141 --> 00:10:42,311
COME ON.
268
00:10:42,309 --> 00:10:43,539
OHH...
269
00:10:43,543 --> 00:10:45,453
MAGNET AND STEEL...
270
00:10:45,445 --> 00:10:46,645
MY ASS.
271
00:10:47,715 --> 00:10:49,675
YOUR FRIEND
DOESN'T LOOK SO GOOD.
272
00:10:49,683 --> 00:10:50,983
Trips: NO?
273
00:10:50,984 --> 00:10:52,694
WELL, HOW THE HELL
AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK?
274
00:10:52,686 --> 00:10:53,986
MY GIRLFRIEND'S
CHEATING ON ME
275
00:10:53,987 --> 00:10:56,457
WITH A GUY CALLED
THE RICKER.
276
00:10:56,456 --> 00:10:59,326
Snake: HEY, HEY!
I GOT A BUCK.
277
00:10:59,326 --> 00:11:01,186
Raditch: OUCH.
278
00:11:02,329 --> 00:11:03,299
HEY, IVY!
279
00:11:03,296 --> 00:11:05,666
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
AFTER THE SHOW, HUH?
280
00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:07,695
STUDYING
FOR MY TRIG 2 TEST.
281
00:11:07,701 --> 00:11:09,271
YEAH? WHY DON'T YOU
STUDY ME INSTEAD?
282
00:11:09,269 --> 00:11:10,639
HEY!
283
00:11:10,637 --> 00:11:12,407
ALL RIGHT, LET GO.
THE FUN'S OVER.
284
00:11:12,405 --> 00:11:14,505
FEELS LIKE IT'S JUST
GETTING STARTED TO ME.
285
00:11:14,507 --> 00:11:16,377
GET YOUR HANDS OFF HER.
286
00:11:17,878 --> 00:11:20,108
OK? SHOW SOME RESPECT.
287
00:11:20,113 --> 00:11:21,923
SHE MIGHT BE
SOME GUY'S GIRLFRIEND.
288
00:11:21,915 --> 00:11:23,745
WELL, WELL, WELL, GENTS.
289
00:11:23,751 --> 00:11:25,591
LOOKS LIKE TRUE LOVE
IS BLOOMING
290
00:11:25,585 --> 00:11:26,685
BETWEEN TRIPS
AND THE STRIPPER.
291
00:11:26,686 --> 00:11:27,686
SHUT UP, SNAKE.
292
00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:29,157
STAY OUT OF THIS.
293
00:11:29,156 --> 00:11:30,756
WHAT DO YOU SAY, IVY?
SOME PLAY FOR 20 BUCKS?
294
00:11:30,758 --> 00:11:32,158
BUYS A LOT OF TEXTBOOKS.
295
00:11:32,159 --> 00:11:33,629
YOU DIRTBAG.
296
00:11:33,626 --> 00:11:34,956
IS THIS WHAT
YOU WANTED? HUH?
297
00:11:34,962 --> 00:11:38,072
DOES THAT FEEL GOOD?
HUH? LET GO!
298
00:11:38,065 --> 00:11:40,265
GET YOUR HANDS
OFF OF ME!
299
00:11:43,036 --> 00:11:44,836
OW!
300
00:11:44,838 --> 00:11:45,868
Raditch:
LET ME GO!
301
00:11:45,873 --> 00:11:47,613
Wheels: ALL RIGHT.
DAMN, DAMN.
302
00:11:47,607 --> 00:11:48,777
ALL RIGHT.
WE'RE LEAVING.
303
00:11:48,776 --> 00:11:50,376
Raditch: ARE YOU OK?
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
304
00:11:50,377 --> 00:11:51,507
Snake: OHH.
305
00:11:51,511 --> 00:11:55,151
OH, MY GOD. THERE ARE
CLAW MARKS ON HIS CROTCH.
306
00:11:55,148 --> 00:11:57,418
HEY! LET GO!
307
00:11:57,417 --> 00:11:58,487
AND STAY OUT!
308
00:11:58,485 --> 00:12:00,285
WE GOT A REPUTATION
TO PROTECT AROUND HERE.
309
00:12:00,287 --> 00:12:02,117
THIS IS A DIVE ANYWAY.
310
00:12:02,122 --> 00:12:04,222
Trips: KIM'S
A GREAT DIVER.
311
00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:05,894
SHE CAN DO
A DOUBLE BACKFLIP,
312
00:12:05,893 --> 00:12:09,063
AND SHE CAN SING, TOO.
313
00:12:09,963 --> 00:12:12,203
LIKE A BIRD,
SHE CAN SING.
314
00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:14,370
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
315
00:12:14,367 --> 00:12:16,697
OR ARE YOU GOING TO SIT
HERE AND CRY ALL NIGHT?
316
00:12:16,703 --> 00:12:18,143
NO, I'M NOT ALL RIGHT.
317
00:12:18,138 --> 00:12:22,078
SHE--WE WERE GOING
TO GET MARRIED.
318
00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:24,275
OH. OH.
319
00:12:24,277 --> 00:12:25,877
OH, MY HEAD.
320
00:12:26,780 --> 00:12:28,520
SORRY ABOUT SNAKE.
321
00:12:29,616 --> 00:12:30,776
HE'S SORT OF AN ASSHOLE.
322
00:12:30,784 --> 00:12:33,194
YEAH, WELL, NOW
HE'S SORT OF CRIPPLED.
323
00:12:35,622 --> 00:12:36,622
TRIPS.
324
00:12:36,623 --> 00:12:38,193
IVY MILLER.
325
00:12:39,059 --> 00:12:41,799
I THOUGHT THE DEEJAY SAID
IVY VON TRAPP.
326
00:12:41,795 --> 00:12:44,995
VON TRAPP
IS MY STAGE NAME.
327
00:12:44,998 --> 00:12:46,268
I THOUGHT
I'D GO FOR THAT...
328
00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:48,466
CATHOLIC SCHOOLGIRL
SLUT THING.
329
00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:53,374
WELL, I'M SORRY
I GOT YOU FIRED.
330
00:12:53,373 --> 00:12:55,983
IT'S OK. YOU STOOD UP
FOR ME IN THERE.
331
00:12:55,976 --> 00:12:57,176
THANKS ANYWAY, TRIPS.
332
00:12:58,645 --> 00:12:59,645
I GOT IT.
I GOT IT.
333
00:12:59,646 --> 00:13:02,246
ALL RIGHT,
YOU GOT IT.
334
00:13:03,884 --> 00:13:05,554
I'M KIND OF TOO WIRED
TO GO TO SLEEP.
335
00:13:05,552 --> 00:13:07,192
I WAS THINKING ABOUT
GETTING SOME FLAPJACKS.
336
00:13:07,187 --> 00:13:09,217
YOU WANT TO COME
WITH ME?
337
00:13:09,222 --> 00:13:10,362
WELL...
338
00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:13,231
I DON'T--NAH.
339
00:13:13,226 --> 00:13:14,656
YOU COULD SIT HERE
AND MOAN.
340
00:13:14,661 --> 00:13:16,131
THAT WOULD BE FUN.
341
00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:18,199
UH...
342
00:13:18,198 --> 00:13:19,668
OK.
343
00:13:19,666 --> 00:13:21,026
YEAH, SURE.
344
00:13:21,034 --> 00:13:23,204
ALL RIGHT.
ONE CONDITION--
345
00:13:23,203 --> 00:13:25,173
NOT A WORD ABOUT
THAT EX-GIRLFRIEND.
346
00:13:25,172 --> 00:13:28,342
NO CRYING
IN YOUR COCOA, OK?
347
00:13:28,341 --> 00:13:30,381
I PROMISE.
348
00:13:30,377 --> 00:13:31,377
I SWEAR.
349
00:13:31,378 --> 00:13:32,808
[CRYING]
350
00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:34,282
AND...
351
00:13:34,281 --> 00:13:37,081
SHE REALLY KNOWS
HOW TO DRESS.
352
00:13:37,084 --> 00:13:40,394
I MEAN, SHE IS PROBABLY
THE BEST DRESSED PERSON
353
00:13:40,387 --> 00:13:41,247
I'VE EVER MET.
354
00:13:41,254 --> 00:13:44,194
SHE HAS THE MOST
BEAUTIFUL EYES.
355
00:13:44,191 --> 00:13:45,291
[SIGHS]
356
00:13:45,292 --> 00:13:48,402
ALTHOUGH SOMEONE ELSE
IS GAZING INTO THEM NOW.
357
00:13:48,395 --> 00:13:50,325
IF THE SCENARIO IS HALF
AS BAD AS YOU PAINT IT,
358
00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:51,930
THE ONLY THING
HE'S GAZING INTO
359
00:13:51,932 --> 00:13:53,602
IS THE BACK OF HER HEAD.
360
00:13:54,935 --> 00:13:56,895
THANK YOU FOR THAT.
361
00:13:56,904 --> 00:13:59,414
YOU KNOW, BOYS LIKE YOU
MAKE ME SICK.
362
00:13:59,406 --> 00:14:00,536
YOU'RE PATHETIC.
363
00:14:00,540 --> 00:14:02,210
YOUR DARLING KIMBERLY
IS FOOLING AROUND
364
00:14:02,209 --> 00:14:03,809
WITH SOME JOCK
ON THE FLANNEL SHEETS
365
00:14:03,810 --> 00:14:05,180
THAT HER MOM BOUGHT HER
TO GO TO COLLEGE,
366
00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:08,048
AND ALL YOU CAN DO
IS SIT HERE AND WHIMPER.
367
00:14:08,048 --> 00:14:09,618
SHE BROKE MY HEART.
368
00:14:09,616 --> 00:14:11,376
SO BREAK HER EGO.
369
00:14:11,384 --> 00:14:12,394
CRUSH HER.
370
00:14:12,385 --> 00:14:14,645
HUH?
371
00:14:14,654 --> 00:14:15,724
BREAK UP WITH HER.
372
00:14:15,722 --> 00:14:18,032
CUT IT OFF
BEFORE SHE CAN.
373
00:14:18,025 --> 00:14:20,155
SEND HER A "DEAR
KIMBERLY" LETTER.
374
00:14:20,961 --> 00:14:22,831
BUT THEN WE'D BE
BROKEN UP.
375
00:14:22,829 --> 00:14:24,359
EARTH TO TRIPS.
376
00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:26,074
ARE YOU GOING OUT
WITH HER NOW?
377
00:14:26,066 --> 00:14:27,496
I THOUGHT SHE WAS
HUMPING THE DICKER.
378
00:14:28,969 --> 00:14:30,339
IT'S THE RICKER.
379
00:14:30,337 --> 00:14:31,907
FINE.
380
00:14:32,839 --> 00:14:33,939
THINK OF THE LETTER
381
00:14:33,941 --> 00:14:37,211
AS A FIRST STRIKE
NUCLEAR ATTACK.
382
00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:38,080
OK?
383
00:14:38,078 --> 00:14:39,078
AND YOU'RE GOING
TO FINISH IT
384
00:14:39,079 --> 00:14:40,309
BEFORE SHE DOES.
385
00:14:41,248 --> 00:14:43,278
WHAT--WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
SAVE FACE?
386
00:14:43,283 --> 00:14:44,483
YEAH. IF YOU DON'T
HAVE THE GIRL,
387
00:14:44,484 --> 00:14:46,254
THEN AT LEAST
YOU HAVE YOUR PRIDE.
388
00:14:48,455 --> 00:14:50,315
OH, MAN.
389
00:14:50,323 --> 00:14:51,523
THAT'S GREAT.
390
00:14:54,527 --> 00:14:55,797
TO THE COMPUTER CLUSTER.
391
00:14:55,795 --> 00:14:57,995
[TYPING]
392
00:14:57,998 --> 00:14:59,198
Man: IVY, YOU'RE GOING
TO OWE ME FOR THIS.
393
00:14:59,199 --> 00:15:00,529
I COULD GET
IN A LOT OF TROUBLE.
394
00:15:00,533 --> 00:15:01,533
Trips:
OK, HOW'S THIS?
395
00:15:01,534 --> 00:15:03,144
"DEAR KIM,
396
00:15:03,136 --> 00:15:04,436
"I'VE FALLEN FOR ANOTHER--
397
00:15:04,437 --> 00:15:07,367
"ONE WHO WARMS ME
WHEN ALL ELSE SEEMS COLD,
398
00:15:07,374 --> 00:15:09,284
"WHO TOUCHES ME
ON AN EMOTIONAL LEVEL
399
00:15:09,276 --> 00:15:11,336
I NEVER DREAMED
EXISTED." HUH?
400
00:15:11,344 --> 00:15:12,514
I'M SORRY.
401
00:15:12,512 --> 00:15:14,152
HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN
WORKING FOR HALLMARK?
402
00:15:14,147 --> 00:15:15,777
IF YOU'RE TRYING
TO PISS HER OFF,
403
00:15:15,782 --> 00:15:18,022
YOU'RE NOT TAPPING
THE RIGHT KEYS.
404
00:15:18,018 --> 00:15:22,118
WHAT IF I TOLD HER
SHE WASN'T VERY NURTURING?
405
00:15:23,690 --> 00:15:25,760
TRY THIS.
406
00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:28,428
KIM, YOU SNOTTY
LITTLE PIG.
407
00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:31,598
I WAS DELIGHTED TO LEARN
OF YOUR INFIDELITY.
408
00:15:31,598 --> 00:15:33,968
YOUR PURITANICAL
ATTITUDES TOWARDS SEX
409
00:15:33,967 --> 00:15:35,767
WERE JUST CHILDISH
AND INSECURE.
410
00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:37,898
OH, INSECURE. GIVE ME
SOMETHING ABOUT HER WEIGHT.
411
00:15:37,904 --> 00:15:39,944
SHE'S ONE OF THOSE
5'8", 100-POUND GIRLS
412
00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:41,309
THAT ALWAYS INSISTS
SHE'S FAT.
413
00:15:41,308 --> 00:15:42,508
[IMITATES]
"I'M FAT."
414
00:15:42,509 --> 00:15:43,809
OK.
415
00:15:43,810 --> 00:15:44,940
MY STOMACH TURNED
416
00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:46,014
THE LAST TIME
WE MADE OUT,
417
00:15:46,013 --> 00:15:48,223
AND YOUR GUT
FLAPPED AGAINST ME.
418
00:15:48,215 --> 00:15:51,145
THOSE CELLULITE-PACKED
CACTUSES YOU CALL THIGHS
419
00:15:51,151 --> 00:15:53,751
WITH THE RAZOR-SHARP
STUBBLE CALLED TO MIND
420
00:15:53,753 --> 00:15:55,523
A FIFTH-RATE
PORNO ACTRESS
421
00:15:55,522 --> 00:15:57,492
THAT I ONCE JERKED OFF
TO DURING THE TENURE
422
00:15:57,490 --> 00:16:00,160
OF OUR SORRY MARRIAGE
OF CONVENIENCE.
423
00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:05,003
NOW I CAN FINALLY
TELL ALL MY FRIENDS
424
00:16:04,998 --> 00:16:07,068
HOW NAUSEATING YOU ARE
TO MATE WITH.
425
00:16:07,067 --> 00:16:08,397
ROT IN HELL.
426
00:16:08,401 --> 00:16:09,641
TRIPS.
427
00:16:09,636 --> 00:16:10,996
THIS IS GREAT.
428
00:16:11,004 --> 00:16:12,714
GOD, I WOULD LOVE TO SEE
THE LOOK ON HER FACE
429
00:16:12,705 --> 00:16:14,465
WHEN SHE READS THIS BABY.
430
00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:16,714
OHH. WELL, I'LL PRINT IT UP.
LET'S FAX IT.
431
00:16:16,709 --> 00:16:18,979
NO FAX.
GIVE ME YOUR WALLET.
432
00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:20,178
YOU'RE GOING TO CHARGE ME
FOR THIS?
433
00:16:20,180 --> 00:16:21,480
JUST GIVE ME
YOUR WALLET.
434
00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:26,354
Man: HOW'D YOU KNOW
THAT WOULD BE THERE?
435
00:16:26,353 --> 00:16:27,293
OH, BAKER.
436
00:16:27,287 --> 00:16:29,987
MEN LIVE IN HOPE
AND DIE IN DESPAIR.
437
00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:30,989
YOU'RE A SMOKER,
AREN'T YOU?
438
00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:32,190
32 YEARS.
439
00:16:32,192 --> 00:16:33,592
ALL RIGHT, HOCK UP
SOMETHING REALLY NASTY
440
00:16:33,593 --> 00:16:35,203
AND DEPOSIT IT IN THERE.
441
00:16:35,195 --> 00:16:37,755
REMIND ME NEVER TO GET
ON YOUR BAD SIDE.
442
00:16:37,764 --> 00:16:38,934
THAT'S A LITTLE
TOO GROSS.
443
00:16:38,931 --> 00:16:41,471
VISUALS JUST
MAKE THE POINT STRONGER.
444
00:16:41,468 --> 00:16:42,398
SHOW AND TELL.
445
00:16:42,402 --> 00:16:43,872
THAT'S WHY WE'RE NOT
GOING TO FAX IT.
446
00:16:43,870 --> 00:16:45,410
ALL RIGHT. P.S.
447
00:16:45,405 --> 00:16:46,665
[BAKER
CLEARING THROAT]
448
00:16:46,673 --> 00:16:49,383
ENCLOSED IS A PICTURE
OF MY LATEST CONQUEST
449
00:16:49,376 --> 00:16:51,706
AND THE REMNANTS
OF OUR RECENT TRYST.
450
00:16:51,711 --> 00:16:52,711
CHOKE ON IT.
451
00:16:52,712 --> 00:16:54,012
PICTURE?
WHAT PICTURE?
452
00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:56,223
[BAKER SPITS]
453
00:17:02,289 --> 00:17:03,659
TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRT.
454
00:17:03,656 --> 00:17:04,786
DO I HAVE TO?
455
00:17:04,791 --> 00:17:07,291
IF YOU'RE GOING TO DO
THIS THING, DO IT RIGHT.
456
00:17:07,294 --> 00:17:09,034
KEEP ONE THING
STRAIGHT--
457
00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:10,428
THIS MEANS NOTHING.
458
00:17:10,430 --> 00:17:13,330
WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
459
00:17:13,333 --> 00:17:15,103
KEEP YOUR EYES ON MINE
460
00:17:15,102 --> 00:17:17,542
AND DO NOT--I MEAN,
DO NOT--LOOK DOWN.
461
00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:19,667
[CAMERA BEEPING]
462
00:17:19,672 --> 00:17:21,242
HELLO! HEY.
463
00:17:21,241 --> 00:17:23,381
EYES ON MINE,
OR I SCREAM RAPE.
464
00:17:26,079 --> 00:17:27,879
WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?
465
00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:29,280
BECAUSE I HATE GIRLS
LIKE KIM.
466
00:17:29,282 --> 00:17:31,482
THEY TAKE GUYS LIKE YOU,
RIP THEIR HEARTS OUT,
467
00:17:31,484 --> 00:17:34,094
AND GIRLS LIKE ME
END UP PAYING FOR IT.
468
00:17:34,087 --> 00:17:35,457
LET'S NOT
MAKE THIS PERSONAL.
469
00:17:35,455 --> 00:17:38,425
I'M NOT. JUST SHUT UP
AND SMILE.
470
00:17:42,795 --> 00:17:44,355
WHERE ARE WE GOING?
471
00:17:44,364 --> 00:17:45,974
THE POST OFFICE
IS BACK THAT WAY.
472
00:17:45,965 --> 00:17:48,235
I THINK IT'S SAFE TO SAY
THIS IS THE TYPE OF MESSAGE
473
00:17:48,235 --> 00:17:51,765
THAT SHOULD BE
DELIVERED A.S.A.P.
474
00:17:51,771 --> 00:17:52,771
VOILA.
475
00:17:55,175 --> 00:17:57,035
Trips: YOU'RE A GENIUS.
476
00:17:57,043 --> 00:17:58,483
AN OVERNIGHT
DELIVERY SERVICE--
477
00:17:58,478 --> 00:18:01,048
DELIVERY BY 10 A.M.
THE NEXT DAY.
478
00:18:01,047 --> 00:18:04,347
IS THIS A GREAT COUNTRY
OR WHAT?
479
00:18:04,351 --> 00:18:06,551
IT HAS ITS MOMENTS.
480
00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:11,922
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
481
00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:14,134
DIDN'T YOU LEARN
ANYTHING?
482
00:18:15,228 --> 00:18:17,828
Ivy: MAKE HER PAY FOR IT.
483
00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:35,723
[PEOPLE ON
ROLLER COASTER SCREAM]
484
00:18:35,715 --> 00:18:37,715
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
485
00:18:39,186 --> 00:18:41,646
[RING]
486
00:18:41,654 --> 00:18:44,124
Machine: HI, THIS IS
TRIPS AND RADITCH.
487
00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:45,463
LEAVE A MESSAGE.
488
00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:46,488
[BEEP]
489
00:18:46,493 --> 00:18:49,033
Kim: TRIPS, ARE YOU THERE?
IT'S KIM AGAIN.
490
00:18:49,028 --> 00:18:51,128
I GOT BACK 5 MINUTES
AFTER YOU CALLED.
491
00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:52,770
I WAS OUT
WALKING THE RICKER.
492
00:18:52,765 --> 00:18:54,365
IS THAT WHAT
THEY CALL IT THESE DAYS?
493
00:18:54,367 --> 00:18:55,867
CINDY WENT TO VISIT
HER BOYFRIEND
494
00:18:55,868 --> 00:18:57,168
FOR VALENTINE'S DAY,
495
00:18:57,170 --> 00:18:59,770
SO I GET STUCK DOG-SITTING
HER DUMB CHIHUAHUA.
496
00:18:59,772 --> 00:19:02,542
EVERYONE'S BEEN BITCHING
AT ME FOR THE PAST 2 NIGHTS.
497
00:19:02,542 --> 00:19:03,982
I CAN'T WAIT
UNTIL SHE GETS BACK.
498
00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:06,276
DOG-SITTING?
499
00:19:06,279 --> 00:19:07,609
RICK IS A DOG?
500
00:19:07,614 --> 00:19:09,784
WHEN YOU GET IN, WILL YOU
CALL ME BACK, PLEASE?
501
00:19:09,782 --> 00:19:11,322
I MISS YOU,
AND I'M STARTING TO WORRY.
502
00:19:11,318 --> 00:19:14,648
SWEET CHRIST,
WHAT HAVE I DONE?
503
00:19:16,889 --> 00:19:18,629
RICKER'S A DOG!
504
00:19:18,625 --> 00:19:19,985
HE'S A DOG!
505
00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:21,832
THE RICKER'S A DOG!
506
00:19:21,828 --> 00:19:24,158
THE RICKER'S A DOG!
507
00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:26,173
THE RICKER'S A DOG!
508
00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:27,765
AAH!
509
00:19:27,767 --> 00:19:28,967
THE RICKER IS A DOG!
510
00:19:28,968 --> 00:19:30,168
THE RICKER'S A DOG!
511
00:19:33,540 --> 00:19:35,110
IVY!
512
00:19:35,107 --> 00:19:36,707
I'M COMING.
513
00:19:38,077 --> 00:19:40,977
WHAT, WHAT, WHAT,
WHAT, WHAT, WHAT?
514
00:19:40,980 --> 00:19:43,580
THE RICKER'S A DOG.
515
00:19:43,583 --> 00:19:45,993
YOU'VE JUST NOW
FIGURED THIS OUT?
516
00:19:45,985 --> 00:19:47,145
NO!
517
00:19:47,153 --> 00:19:49,163
HE'S A DOG!
HE'S A REAL DOG!
518
00:19:49,155 --> 00:19:51,815
LASSIE, RIN TIN TIN,
C.H.O.M.P.S.
519
00:19:51,824 --> 00:19:54,094
[BARKS]
520
00:19:54,093 --> 00:19:57,733
THAT! THE WHOLE 9 YARDS.
HE'S A DOG.
521
00:19:58,765 --> 00:19:59,625
YIKES.
522
00:19:59,632 --> 00:20:02,132
I'VE JUST
BLOWN MY FUTURE,
523
00:20:02,134 --> 00:20:03,804
AND YOU OFFER ME "YIKES"?
524
00:20:03,803 --> 00:20:05,003
YOU'RE THE ONE
THAT WROTE THE LETTER
525
00:20:05,004 --> 00:20:06,174
TO MISS PERFECT.
526
00:20:06,172 --> 00:20:08,382
I WAS JUST THERE
FOR ENCOURAGEMENT.
527
00:20:08,375 --> 00:20:09,575
IT'S YOUR PROBLEM.
528
00:20:10,577 --> 00:20:11,577
NO.
529
00:20:12,479 --> 00:20:15,149
IT'S JUST YOUR PICTURE--
530
00:20:15,147 --> 00:20:17,017
NAKED--
531
00:20:17,016 --> 00:20:18,116
AND SHE'S JUST LEARNING
532
00:20:18,117 --> 00:20:20,347
HOW TO POST THINGS
ON THE INTERNET.
533
00:20:20,353 --> 00:20:22,223
GLOBAL EXPRESS.
534
00:20:24,324 --> 00:20:25,864
"FIRST PICKUP: 7:00."
535
00:20:25,858 --> 00:20:26,958
IT'S 5 AFTER.
536
00:20:26,959 --> 00:20:28,259
[HORN HONKS]
537
00:20:29,829 --> 00:20:32,529
STOP! STOP!
538
00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:37,170
STOP! STOP!
539
00:20:37,169 --> 00:20:38,769
STOP! STOP!
540
00:20:38,771 --> 00:20:41,841
WAIT! WAIT!
541
00:20:53,453 --> 00:20:55,793
YOU KNOW, AS BAD
AS ANY SITUATION GETS,
542
00:20:55,788 --> 00:20:57,418
THERE'S ALWAYS TIME
TO GET DRESSED.
543
00:20:57,424 --> 00:20:59,264
HMM. I'LL TRY
TO REMEMBER THAT.
544
00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:01,858
I'LL TAKE THE NEXT PERSON
IN LINE, PLEASE.
545
00:21:01,861 --> 00:21:04,201
I SENT A PACKAGE
OVERNIGHT TO MEMPHIS.
546
00:21:04,196 --> 00:21:06,366
THEN IT'LL BE THERE
AT 10 A.M. TOMORROW.
547
00:21:06,366 --> 00:21:07,726
I NEED TO STOP IT.
548
00:21:07,734 --> 00:21:09,374
ALL RIGHT, THEN
I JUST NEED TO SEE
549
00:21:09,369 --> 00:21:11,369
THE SHIPPING NUMBER
ON YOUR RECEIPT.
550
00:21:11,371 --> 00:21:14,111
WOW. IF IT ISN'T
SISKEL AND EBERT
551
00:21:14,106 --> 00:21:15,906
OF AMERICAN LIT 101.
552
00:21:15,908 --> 00:21:17,308
HEY, MAN.
553
00:21:17,310 --> 00:21:18,380
HEY.
554
00:21:18,378 --> 00:21:19,408
YOU WORK HERE.
555
00:21:19,412 --> 00:21:20,782
YEAH. PART-TIME.
556
00:21:20,780 --> 00:21:24,050
DO YOU HAVE A CRITICISM
FOR THAT, TOO?
557
00:21:25,051 --> 00:21:27,721
HA. NO.
558
00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:30,990
UM, BUT I DO WANT
TO STOP A PACKAGE.
559
00:21:30,990 --> 00:21:32,560
SHIPPING NUMBER?
560
00:21:33,493 --> 00:21:35,233
I DON'T HAVE MY RECEIPT.
561
00:21:35,227 --> 00:21:37,897
2 THUMBS DOWN.
REALLY UNORIGINAL.
562
00:21:37,897 --> 00:21:38,927
NEXT, PLEASE!
563
00:21:38,931 --> 00:21:41,101
LOOK, I'M SORRY ABOUT
WHAT I DID IN CLASS
564
00:21:41,100 --> 00:21:42,200
OR WHAT I SAID.
565
00:21:42,201 --> 00:21:43,801
I WAS JUST IN
A BAD MOOD THAT DAY.
566
00:21:43,803 --> 00:21:46,773
YEAH, WELL, I'VE BEEN
IN A BAD MOOD EVER SINCE.
567
00:21:46,773 --> 00:21:50,043
LOOK, JERKY, I BEAR SOME DEGREE
OF RESPONSIBILITY HERE.
568
00:21:50,042 --> 00:21:51,382
SOME DEGREE?
569
00:21:51,378 --> 00:21:53,278
AND THIS GUY ISN'T
GONNA LEAVE ME ALONE
570
00:21:53,279 --> 00:21:55,079
UNTIL THIS WHOLE THING
GETS RESOLVED.
571
00:21:55,081 --> 00:21:57,521
SO IF IT'S A MATTER OF MONEY,
I'M SURE MY FRIEND HERE
572
00:21:57,517 --> 00:22:00,717
WILL BE HAPPY TO MAKE IT
WORTH YOUR WHILE.
573
00:22:00,720 --> 00:22:02,390
HOW MUCH?
574
00:22:02,389 --> 00:22:04,289
20 BUCKS.
575
00:22:04,290 --> 00:22:06,130
NEXT IN LINE,
PLEASE.
576
00:22:06,125 --> 00:22:07,155
WAIT. 40.
577
00:22:07,159 --> 00:22:08,259
GIVE ME A BREAK.
578
00:22:08,260 --> 00:22:09,360
60.
579
00:22:09,362 --> 00:22:10,502
I'LL TAKE THE NEXT
PERSON, PLEASE.
580
00:22:10,497 --> 00:22:11,497
A HUNDRED BUCKS.
581
00:22:11,498 --> 00:22:13,498
DEAL.
NAME OF RECIPIENT?
582
00:22:13,500 --> 00:22:15,000
KIM JASNEY.
583
00:22:18,605 --> 00:22:20,705
TO MEMPHIS.
I'VE GOT IT RIGHT HERE.
584
00:22:20,707 --> 00:22:24,137
GREAT. CANCEL
THAT SUCKER.
585
00:22:24,143 --> 00:22:27,583
NOT SO FAST. WHAT ABOUT
THE MATTER OF MY $100?
586
00:22:27,580 --> 00:22:31,480
DON'T LOOK AT ME.
I PAID FOR THE CAB HERE.
587
00:22:32,519 --> 00:22:35,489
I DON'T HAVE IT
WITH ME,
588
00:22:35,488 --> 00:22:37,488
BUT I--I'LL BRING IT
TO CLASS TOMORROW.
589
00:22:37,490 --> 00:22:40,290
I--HAVE THAT
OUT TOMORROW...
590
00:22:40,292 --> 00:22:42,902
GIVEN THAT YOU DON'T
HAVE YOUR RECEIPT
591
00:22:42,895 --> 00:22:45,595
OR ANYTHING TO GREASE
THE WHEELS OF INDUSTRY,
592
00:22:45,598 --> 00:22:46,868
THE ONLY INFORMATION
593
00:22:46,866 --> 00:22:49,936
WITH WHICH TO CANCEL
YOUR PACKAGE SITS HERE,
594
00:22:49,936 --> 00:22:51,436
IN OUR COMPUTER.
595
00:22:51,438 --> 00:22:52,638
SEE THAT?
596
00:22:53,973 --> 00:22:55,073
[GASPS]
IT'S GONE.
597
00:22:55,074 --> 00:22:57,644
HOW'S THAT FOR A TOUCH
OF REALITY, BUDDY?
598
00:23:04,216 --> 00:23:05,616
NOW, YOU'RE ALL SET.
599
00:23:05,618 --> 00:23:09,088
FIRST STOP
IS THE AIRPORT.
600
00:23:09,088 --> 00:23:10,758
MY FIRST SOLO RUN.
601
00:23:10,757 --> 00:23:13,527
I'M GIRLISHLY FLUSHED
WITH EXCITEMENT.
602
00:23:15,227 --> 00:23:17,727
YES, WELL,
WE'VE ALL FELT THAT.
603
00:23:17,730 --> 00:23:19,800
Ivy: WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
604
00:23:19,799 --> 00:23:20,799
AROUND BACK.
605
00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:22,500
MAYBE ONE OF THE DRIVERS
CAN HELP ME OUT.
606
00:23:22,502 --> 00:23:23,872
YOU'RE NOT WEARING PANTS.
607
00:23:23,870 --> 00:23:25,970
WE'RE TALKING ABOUT GUYS
WHO MAKE 10 BUCKS AN HOUR.
608
00:23:25,972 --> 00:23:26,972
I SERIOUSLY DOUBT
609
00:23:26,973 --> 00:23:28,313
THEY'RE AS STRICT
AS THAT CHICK INSIDE.
610
00:23:28,307 --> 00:23:31,237
HAL, TAKE IT EASY.
IT'S A SIMPLE JOB.
611
00:23:31,243 --> 00:23:35,313
YOU PICK UP THE PACKAGES,
YOU DROP OFF THE PACKAGES.
612
00:23:35,314 --> 00:23:36,824
SOMETIMES THEY'RE HOME,
613
00:23:36,816 --> 00:23:38,216
SOMETIMES THEY'RE NOT.
614
00:23:38,217 --> 00:23:41,247
SOMETIMES IT RAINS.
615
00:23:41,253 --> 00:23:44,063
GODSPEED, CAPTAIN.
616
00:23:44,056 --> 00:23:45,586
THE AIRPORT AWAITS.
617
00:23:51,230 --> 00:23:54,270
EXCUSE ME, SIR. ARE THESE
PACKAGES BOUND FOR MEMPHIS?
618
00:23:54,266 --> 00:23:58,466
WELL, YEAH. WELL, THAT'S,
UH, PRIVILEGED INFORMATION.
619
00:23:58,471 --> 00:23:59,711
WE DON'T ALLOW CIVILIANS
BACK HERE.
620
00:23:59,706 --> 00:24:01,766
I WAS WONDERING IF I
COULD ASK YOU A FAVOR.
621
00:24:01,774 --> 00:24:03,914
I SENT A PACKAGE OVERNIGHT
TO MEMPHIS THIS MORNING--
622
00:24:03,910 --> 00:24:06,010
WELL, REST ASSURED, IT WILL
GET TO ITS DESTINATION.
623
00:24:06,012 --> 00:24:08,282
"ANYONE, ANYWHERE--
WITH TIME TO SPARE."
624
00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:10,250
WELL,
I'D LIKE IT NOT TO.
625
00:24:10,249 --> 00:24:11,619
IN FACT,
I WAS KIND OF HOPING
626
00:24:11,618 --> 00:24:13,288
YOU'D LET ME
HAVE IT BACK.
627
00:24:13,285 --> 00:24:16,785
OH, I GET IT.
THIS IS A TEST.
628
00:24:16,789 --> 00:24:19,029
YOU'RE A SPY FOR THE COMPANY.
QUALITY CONTROL.
629
00:24:19,025 --> 00:24:21,925
WELL, SIR, I'M SORRY.
I CAN'T GIVE YOU THAT PACKAGE.
630
00:24:21,928 --> 00:24:23,828
WE HAVE RULES,
AND I FOLLOW THEM.
631
00:24:23,830 --> 00:24:25,970
NO, LOOK, WAIT.
I'M NOT TESTING YOU.
632
00:24:25,965 --> 00:24:29,135
ALL RIGHT? I'M...
I'M BEGGING YOU.
633
00:24:29,135 --> 00:24:31,965
IF YOU WANT THAT PACKAGE...
634
00:24:33,305 --> 00:24:35,705
GO THROUGH
THE PROPER CHANNELS.
635
00:24:35,708 --> 00:24:37,578
SHORT OF THAT, WE HAVE
NOTHING TO DISCUSS.
636
00:24:37,577 --> 00:24:39,347
MOVING OUT.
637
00:24:39,345 --> 00:24:41,545
SIR! WAIT!
638
00:24:41,548 --> 00:24:43,378
SIR! PLEASE, SIR!
639
00:24:43,382 --> 00:24:44,722
PLEASE!
640
00:24:47,086 --> 00:24:49,086
GAH! OHH.
641
00:24:51,791 --> 00:24:52,931
Man on phone:
VERY SORRY.
642
00:24:52,925 --> 00:24:54,455
FIRST CLASS IS ALL
THAT IS AVAILABLE.
643
00:24:54,460 --> 00:24:56,230
WELL, IF FIRST CLASS
IS ALL YOU HAVE.
644
00:24:56,228 --> 00:24:58,398
THIS IS GREAT. YOU'RE
SAVING A MARRIAGE-TO-BE.
645
00:24:58,397 --> 00:25:00,197
I'M GONNA NAME
MY FIRSTBORN AFTER YOU.
646
00:25:00,199 --> 00:25:01,269
WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
647
00:25:01,267 --> 00:25:03,567
MY NAME IS JUGDISH, SIR.
648
00:25:03,570 --> 00:25:04,940
JUGDISH?
649
00:25:04,937 --> 00:25:05,907
YES.
650
00:25:05,905 --> 00:25:08,635
WELL, JUGDISH TRIPS
IT IS, THEN.
651
00:25:08,641 --> 00:25:10,111
OH, YOU MAKE ME
VERY HAPPY.
652
00:25:10,109 --> 00:25:12,809
A SPECIAL THING. YOU
MUST LOVE HER VERY MUCH.
653
00:25:12,812 --> 00:25:16,152
YEAH. NO, SHE REALLY
IS ONE SPECIAL GIRL.
654
00:25:16,148 --> 00:25:17,048
I SEE.
655
00:25:17,049 --> 00:25:20,549
MM-HMM. YEAH. OK.
ALL RIGHT. BYE.
656
00:25:21,387 --> 00:25:23,187
I'M ON THE 9:15 TO MEMPHIS.
657
00:25:23,189 --> 00:25:25,789
I HAVE 10 MINUTES TO CATCH
A CAB TO THE AIRPORT.
658
00:25:25,792 --> 00:25:27,032
YOU REALLY LOVE HER,
DON'T YOU?
659
00:25:27,026 --> 00:25:30,726
YOU'RE JUST BEGINNING
TO CATCH ON TO THAT?
660
00:25:34,567 --> 00:25:36,567
[LAUGHING]
WHAT ARE THESE?
661
00:25:36,569 --> 00:25:39,339
IT'S A LONG STORY.
LOOK, I--I GOTTA GO.
662
00:25:39,338 --> 00:25:40,438
I'LL DRIVE YOU.
663
00:25:40,439 --> 00:25:41,869
YOU WILL?
664
00:25:41,874 --> 00:25:45,144
YEAH. I DO HAVE
A HEART OCCASIONALLY.
665
00:25:45,144 --> 00:25:46,414
YOU HAVE A CAR?
666
00:25:46,412 --> 00:25:47,812
NO. I HAVE A RICKSHA.
667
00:25:47,814 --> 00:25:50,054
WELL, YEAH, OK,
YOU HAVE A CAR.
668
00:25:50,049 --> 00:25:51,079
UH...
669
00:25:53,252 --> 00:25:55,552
GO.
670
00:25:55,554 --> 00:25:57,924
[CAR STALLING]
671
00:25:57,924 --> 00:26:02,234
I'M SO GLAD
I DIDN'T TAKE A CAB.
672
00:26:02,228 --> 00:26:04,158
WATCH IT.
673
00:26:04,163 --> 00:26:06,573
[ENGINE STARTS]
674
00:26:06,565 --> 00:26:07,625
[BACKFIRE]
675
00:26:07,634 --> 00:26:09,504
WHOO.
676
00:26:09,501 --> 00:26:10,771
[BACKFIRE]
677
00:26:30,923 --> 00:26:32,963
Trips: OH, MAN, I DON'T KNOW
IF I'M GOING TO MAKE IT.
678
00:26:32,959 --> 00:26:34,589
Ivy: BETTER RUN FOR IT.
679
00:26:34,593 --> 00:26:37,633
I'LL LET YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED
AS SOON AS I GET BACK, OK?
680
00:26:37,630 --> 00:26:38,970
THAT'S OK.
JUST DON'T EXPECT ME
681
00:26:38,965 --> 00:26:40,895
TO COME TO THE WEDDING
AND CATCH THE BOUQUET.
682
00:26:40,900 --> 00:26:43,470
THANKS, IVY. YOU'RE OK.
683
00:26:43,469 --> 00:26:44,599
OK!
684
00:26:44,603 --> 00:26:46,113
OK.
685
00:26:51,210 --> 00:26:53,010
Woman on intercom:
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
686
00:26:53,012 --> 00:26:55,052
IN PREPARATION
FOR TAKEOFF,
687
00:26:55,047 --> 00:26:58,047
PLEASE MAKE SURE THAT ALL
SEAT BACKS AND TRAY TABLES
688
00:26:58,050 --> 00:27:00,690
ARE IN THEIR UPRIGHT
AND LOCKED POSITION.
689
00:27:00,687 --> 00:27:02,287
[BUSY SIGNAL]
690
00:27:02,288 --> 00:27:03,218
ALL CARRY-ON LUGGAGE
691
00:27:03,222 --> 00:27:05,732
SHOULD BE STORED
IN THE OVERHEAD BINS
692
00:27:05,725 --> 00:27:07,725
OR BENEATH THE SEAT
IN FRONT OF YOU.
693
00:27:07,727 --> 00:27:09,727
I THINK THOSE BUTTONS
WERE DESIGNED
694
00:27:09,729 --> 00:27:12,869
TO BE PRESSED
WITH YOUR FINGERTIPS.
695
00:27:12,865 --> 00:27:15,325
YEAH, I KNOW. UH...
696
00:27:15,334 --> 00:27:18,074
I'M JUST A LITTLE TENSE.
697
00:27:18,070 --> 00:27:21,240
WELL, I'M WILLING TO LISTEN
IF YOU'RE WILLING TO TELL.
698
00:27:21,240 --> 00:27:23,440
WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND?
699
00:27:23,442 --> 00:27:24,882
TRIPS. WYATT TRIPS.
700
00:27:24,877 --> 00:27:26,877
PLEASED TO MEET YOU,
WYATT TRIPS.
701
00:27:26,879 --> 00:27:29,649
I'M BEEZLY, J.D. BEEZLY.
702
00:27:29,648 --> 00:27:32,478
SO WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
703
00:27:32,484 --> 00:27:34,154
WELL, I...
704
00:27:34,153 --> 00:27:36,593
I WAS JUST GOING
TO VISIT MY GIRLFRIEND
705
00:27:36,588 --> 00:27:39,358
AT THE UNIVERSITY OF MEMPHIS,
SO I THOUGHT I'D GIVE HER A CALL
706
00:27:39,358 --> 00:27:41,888
AND SEE IF SHE'D PICK ME UP
AT THE AIRPORT.
707
00:27:41,894 --> 00:27:44,604
WHAT'S THE LITTLE
LADY'S NAME, SON?
708
00:27:44,596 --> 00:27:47,526
WHY HAVEN'T WE
STARTED TAXIING YET?
709
00:27:47,533 --> 00:27:48,773
AH, WOMEN.
710
00:27:48,768 --> 00:27:49,898
[SIRENS]
711
00:27:49,902 --> 00:27:51,772
SO DELICATE
TO THE TOUCH,
712
00:27:51,771 --> 00:27:53,611
YET SO TROUBLING
TO THE HEART.
713
00:27:53,605 --> 00:27:54,665
OH, I AGREE.
714
00:27:54,673 --> 00:27:57,143
NOW, ARLENE--
715
00:27:57,143 --> 00:27:59,183
THAT WAS MY LAST
GIRLFRIEND'S NAME.
716
00:27:59,178 --> 00:28:02,048
SHE COULD NEVER LET UP
ON THE MICROWAVE DOOR.
717
00:28:02,048 --> 00:28:04,748
HER BIG BEEF WAS THAT
I ALWAYS OPENED THE DOOR
718
00:28:04,751 --> 00:28:06,151
BEFORE THE BUZZER
WENT OFF.
719
00:28:06,152 --> 00:28:07,722
AND SHE USED TO TELL ME
THAT ONE DAY,
720
00:28:07,720 --> 00:28:09,490
I WAS GONNA GET HIT
RIGHT IN THE EYE
721
00:28:09,488 --> 00:28:10,688
WITH A STRAY MICROWAVE.
722
00:28:10,689 --> 00:28:13,459
SO ONE DAY,
I OPEN THE DOOR,
723
00:28:13,459 --> 00:28:14,959
EARLY,
LIKE I USUALLY DO.
724
00:28:14,961 --> 00:28:16,061
SHE REACHES OVER,
725
00:28:16,062 --> 00:28:18,362
AND SHE SLAMS
THE DOOR SHUT.
726
00:28:18,364 --> 00:28:19,974
JUST LIKE THAT.
727
00:28:19,966 --> 00:28:22,936
CAUGHT ME TOTALLY
BY SURPRISE.
728
00:28:22,935 --> 00:28:25,365
SO YOU KNOW WHAT I DID?
729
00:28:25,371 --> 00:28:26,711
WHAT?
730
00:28:30,042 --> 00:28:33,712
I CUT HER HEAD OFF,
AND I NUKED IT.
731
00:28:37,249 --> 00:28:38,279
EXCUSE ME?
732
00:28:38,284 --> 00:28:40,294
Policeman: BEEZLY,
WE KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE.
733
00:28:40,286 --> 00:28:41,886
WE'VE GOT THE PLANE
SURROUNDED.
734
00:28:41,888 --> 00:28:43,718
COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS
IN THE AIR.
735
00:28:43,722 --> 00:28:46,632
NOW, WHY CAN'T THEY USE
A MAN'S FIRST NAME,
736
00:28:46,625 --> 00:28:48,125
LIKE GENTLEMEN?
737
00:28:51,063 --> 00:28:54,903
I MEAN, IS IT SO HARD
TO SAY JOHN DWAYNE?
738
00:28:54,901 --> 00:28:58,201
JOHN DWAYNE BEEZLY?
KILLER BEEZ?!
739
00:28:58,204 --> 00:29:00,744
OH, NOW,
THAT I LIKE EVEN LESS.
740
00:29:01,808 --> 00:29:04,108
LET'S YOU AND ME TAKE
A LITTLE TRIP, TRIPS.
741
00:29:04,110 --> 00:29:06,950
UH, YOU'RE TAKING ME HOSTAGE?
I HAVE TO SEE MY--
742
00:29:06,946 --> 00:29:08,816
NOW, COME ON.
743
00:29:12,084 --> 00:29:14,354
MOVE! MOVE! MOVE! MOVE!
MOVE! MOVE!
744
00:29:16,355 --> 00:29:18,615
Policeman: HOLD YOUR COVER!
HOLD YOUR COVER!
745
00:29:18,624 --> 00:29:22,234
Beezly: ANYONE MAKES A MOVE,
I SLICE HIM EAR TO EAR!
746
00:29:22,228 --> 00:29:23,428
I HAVE A BEAD
ON HIM, SIR.
747
00:29:23,429 --> 00:29:25,599
DO NOT FIRE UNTIL
THE HOSTAGE IS CLEAR.
748
00:29:25,597 --> 00:29:26,967
IT'S ONLY AN UNDERGRAD,
SIR.
749
00:29:26,966 --> 00:29:28,226
NEVERTHELESS.
750
00:29:28,234 --> 00:29:30,974
Beezly: TRUTH IS,
I'M GONNA CUT YOU ANYWAY.
751
00:29:30,970 --> 00:29:32,770
BETWEEN YOU AND ME,
I DON'T LIKE YOU VERY MUCH.
752
00:29:32,771 --> 00:29:33,841
WHY?
753
00:29:33,840 --> 00:29:35,070
YOU WERE A LITTLE
CONDESCENDING
754
00:29:35,074 --> 00:29:36,444
ON THE PLANE BACK THERE.
755
00:29:36,442 --> 00:29:37,842
WOULD AN APOLOGY COVER IT?
756
00:29:37,844 --> 00:29:40,054
NOPE. IT'D GO A LONG WAY
757
00:29:40,046 --> 00:29:43,076
TOWARD WINNING BACK
MY FRIENDSHIP, THOUGH.
758
00:29:43,082 --> 00:29:45,382
BINGO. COME ON, WYATT.
I'M OUT OF HERE.
759
00:29:45,384 --> 00:29:47,124
GLAD WE COULD HAVE
THIS TIME TOGETHER.
760
00:29:47,119 --> 00:29:48,789
IT'S TOO BAD
I HAVE TO KILL YOU.
761
00:29:48,787 --> 00:29:50,017
NO!
762
00:29:52,358 --> 00:29:53,758
[TIRES SCREECHING]
763
00:29:53,759 --> 00:29:57,059
AAH! AAH!
764
00:30:00,132 --> 00:30:02,302
AAH!
765
00:30:13,645 --> 00:30:15,075
AAH!
766
00:30:15,081 --> 00:30:17,951
AAH!
767
00:30:17,950 --> 00:30:20,190
[HORNS HONKING]
768
00:30:23,655 --> 00:30:25,185
SHIT!
769
00:30:25,191 --> 00:30:26,561
TRIPS?
770
00:30:27,693 --> 00:30:29,003
UHH!
771
00:30:30,196 --> 00:30:31,596
IVY!
772
00:30:31,597 --> 00:30:34,097
Man: LEARN TO DRIVE,
IDIOT!
773
00:30:34,100 --> 00:30:36,900
LAY WHEELS. I'M BEING
CHASED BY KILLER BEEZ!
774
00:30:36,903 --> 00:30:38,703
TRIPS, IT'S WAY TOO COLD
FOR KILLER BEES.
775
00:30:38,704 --> 00:30:40,574
THEY NEED WARM
CLIMATES TO SURVIVE.
776
00:30:40,572 --> 00:30:42,812
MOVE!
777
00:30:42,808 --> 00:30:46,148
[HORN HONKING]
778
00:30:53,785 --> 00:30:55,245
DON'T EVEN.
779
00:30:55,254 --> 00:30:56,364
PLEASE?
780
00:30:56,355 --> 00:30:58,785
YOU KNOW, WHY DON'T YOU
JUST GO TO THE AIRPORT
781
00:30:58,790 --> 00:31:00,330
AND EXPLAIN TO THEM
WHAT HAPPENED?
782
00:31:00,326 --> 00:31:01,586
I'M SURE THEY'D
RATHER GIVE YOU
783
00:31:01,593 --> 00:31:03,603
SOME FIRST-CLASS TICKETS
JUST TO APOLOGIZE.
784
00:31:03,595 --> 00:31:06,065
YEAH, AFTER THE FBI
QUESTIONS ME FOR 9 HOURS
785
00:31:06,065 --> 00:31:07,395
AND KIMBERLY
GETS THE LETTER.
786
00:31:07,399 --> 00:31:09,539
I SYMPATHIZE WITH YOU,
TRIPS. I DO.
787
00:31:09,535 --> 00:31:11,895
DO YOU HAVE ANY OF
THOSE SNOW PUFF THINGS?
788
00:31:11,904 --> 00:31:13,074
THE PINK ONES?
789
00:31:13,072 --> 00:31:14,472
BUT I GOT TO GO BACK
TO SCHOOL.
790
00:31:14,473 --> 00:31:16,713
I'VE GOT A PAPER DUE IN
MY CIVIL RUDENESS CLASS.
791
00:31:16,708 --> 00:31:19,008
I ALSO HAVE THAT SMALL MATTER
OF A JOB TO ATTEND TO,
792
00:31:19,011 --> 00:31:20,281
NO THANKS TO YOU.
793
00:31:20,279 --> 00:31:22,549
WHAT DIFFERENCE IS
ONE DAY GONNA MAKE?
794
00:31:22,548 --> 00:31:25,318
EXACTLY. SO WHY DON'T YOU JUST
GET TO MEMPHIS ONE DAY LATE?
795
00:31:26,953 --> 00:31:29,093
WAIT. LOOK.
796
00:31:29,088 --> 00:31:32,018
I'M ON MY HANDS
AND KNEES BEGGING.
797
00:31:32,024 --> 00:31:33,534
HELP ME, PLEASE.
798
00:31:33,525 --> 00:31:37,125
TRIPS, NOT IF THERE WAS A SIGN
FROM GOD HIMSELF--
799
00:31:37,129 --> 00:31:40,599
A BURNING BUSH OR FROGS
RAINING FROM THE SKY
800
00:31:40,599 --> 00:31:42,469
OR LOCUSTS DESCENDING
ON US RIGHT NOW--
801
00:31:42,468 --> 00:31:44,538
WOULD I CHAUFFEUR YOU
TO DES MOINES, IOWA.
802
00:31:46,105 --> 00:31:47,865
HOW'S THAT FOR A SIGN?
803
00:31:47,873 --> 00:31:49,843
IT'S NOT EXACTLY JESUS
WALKING ON WATER.
804
00:31:49,841 --> 00:31:51,011
I GIVE IT A 6.
805
00:31:51,010 --> 00:31:52,310
THAT'S A 9.
806
00:31:54,680 --> 00:31:56,680
Trips:
OH, MY GOD, IT'S HIM.
807
00:31:56,682 --> 00:31:57,682
NUT!
808
00:31:57,683 --> 00:32:00,193
OK, 8.5.
809
00:32:00,186 --> 00:32:04,956
OH, YOU PEA-BRAINED,
PECKERWOOD ROAD HOG!
810
00:32:04,957 --> 00:32:06,887
I'M GONNA TALK TO HIM.
811
00:32:06,892 --> 00:32:08,392
NO, NO, NO, NO.
812
00:32:08,394 --> 00:32:09,364
I GOT A PLAN.
813
00:32:09,361 --> 00:32:11,431
I HOPE IT'S BETTER
THAN YOUR LAST ONE.
814
00:32:11,430 --> 00:32:14,300
HAVE A SNOW PUFF,
SMART GUY.
815
00:32:16,202 --> 00:32:20,512
HUBERT H. HUMPHREY!
THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE!
816
00:32:20,506 --> 00:32:23,506
CAN YOU BELIEVE
THE DAMAGE HERE? OHH.
817
00:32:23,509 --> 00:32:26,209
IT LOOKS LIKE JUST
A LITTLE SCRATCH TO ME.
818
00:32:26,212 --> 00:32:27,982
OH, WELL, MAYBE TO YOU,
819
00:32:27,980 --> 00:32:29,720
BUT YOU'RE NOT
ON THE FRONT LINES
820
00:32:29,715 --> 00:32:30,915
OF GLOBAL EXPRESS.
821
00:32:30,916 --> 00:32:32,216
IF IT WAS UP TO ME,
822
00:32:32,218 --> 00:32:34,248
I'D TAKE THIS BABY IN
RIGHT NOW FOR A REPAINT.
823
00:32:34,253 --> 00:32:35,853
THANKS TO THAT LUNATIC
BEEZLY,
824
00:32:35,854 --> 00:32:37,024
THE AIRPORT'S CLOSED,
825
00:32:37,023 --> 00:32:38,863
AND WE GOT TO MOVE
EVERYTHING BY LAND.
826
00:32:38,857 --> 00:32:41,527
CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS?
827
00:32:41,527 --> 00:32:43,497
ACTUALLY,
NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT...
828
00:32:47,033 --> 00:32:48,403
THIS IS A CATASTROPHE.
829
00:32:48,400 --> 00:32:52,700
OH, JEEZ!
WHAT AM I GONNA DO?
830
00:32:52,704 --> 00:32:53,814
OH!
831
00:32:53,805 --> 00:32:55,465
NAIL POLISH.
832
00:32:55,474 --> 00:32:56,884
NAIL POLISH. WHAT?
833
00:32:56,875 --> 00:32:59,075
YEAH.
THEY SELL IT INSIDE.
834
00:32:59,078 --> 00:33:03,148
LOOKS LIKE, UM,
MIDNIGHT RENDEZVOUS.
835
00:33:04,216 --> 00:33:08,516
OH! GREAT IDEA! YEAH!
836
00:33:08,520 --> 00:33:09,620
YEAH! THANK YOU!
837
00:33:09,621 --> 00:33:11,821
ALL RIGHT, REMEMBER,
GLOSSY, NOT MATTE.
838
00:33:11,823 --> 00:33:14,293
OK. HA HA. OK.
839
00:33:17,529 --> 00:33:19,169
PSST! COME ON!
840
00:33:20,932 --> 00:33:23,042
Trips: WHAT THE HELL
WAS THAT ALL ABOUT?
841
00:33:23,035 --> 00:33:25,835
SHH! CAN'T YOU SEE
I'M TRYING TO WORK HERE?
842
00:33:25,837 --> 00:33:27,137
OH, MY GOD,
WHAT ARE YOU--
843
00:33:27,139 --> 00:33:29,039
BREAKING IN
WITH A BOBBY PIN?
844
00:33:29,041 --> 00:33:30,781
WAY TO GO.
845
00:33:30,776 --> 00:33:32,936
GET THE LOVE LETTER,
ROMEO.
846
00:33:32,944 --> 00:33:34,684
YOU'RE A MENACE
TO SOCIETY.
847
00:33:34,680 --> 00:33:36,450
I'LL KEEP A LOOKOUT.
848
00:33:42,954 --> 00:33:44,924
HEY, MISS,
LET'S MOVE IT.
849
00:33:44,923 --> 00:33:47,663
WE'VE GOT CARS
ON THE LAUNCH PAD HERE!
850
00:33:49,195 --> 00:33:52,225
OK, ALL RIGHT.
851
00:33:54,900 --> 00:33:56,670
THAT'LL BE 9.25.
852
00:33:59,438 --> 00:34:00,738
THANKS.
853
00:34:03,675 --> 00:34:06,475
OH, MY GOD, OH, MY GOD.
854
00:34:06,478 --> 00:34:07,948
WHY DO I ALWAYS
GET THE FUZZY END
855
00:34:07,946 --> 00:34:09,176
OF THE LOLLIPOP STICK?
856
00:34:09,181 --> 00:34:10,381
Ivy: OH, NO.
857
00:34:12,318 --> 00:34:14,118
[DOOR SLIDES OPEN]
858
00:34:15,754 --> 00:34:18,294
[GROANS]
859
00:34:20,292 --> 00:34:24,832
THEY HAVE EVERY DARN COLOR
EXCEPT MIDNIGHT RENDEZVOUS.
860
00:34:24,830 --> 00:34:26,500
WHAT'S THE WORLD COMING TO?
861
00:34:26,498 --> 00:34:29,798
A MAN CAN'T EVEN FIND
A SIMPLE SHADE OF NAIL POLISH.
862
00:34:29,801 --> 00:34:31,841
OOH! OOH OOH!
863
00:34:31,837 --> 00:34:34,367
DANG IT! OOH OOH!
864
00:34:34,373 --> 00:34:35,713
OOH!
865
00:34:35,707 --> 00:34:38,107
OHH!
866
00:34:38,110 --> 00:34:39,710
EEE!
867
00:34:50,522 --> 00:34:53,532
[SINGING
AN ITALIAN OPERA]
868
00:34:53,525 --> 00:34:55,525
* HAVE YOU HAD
YOURS TODAY? *
869
00:34:55,527 --> 00:34:57,997
* I HAD MINE YESTERDAY *
870
00:34:57,996 --> 00:35:00,226
Ivy: WHAT DO I DO?
WHAT DO I DO?
871
00:35:00,232 --> 00:35:02,132
THINK, IVY, THINK.
872
00:35:02,134 --> 00:35:04,004
* HAVE YOU HAD
YOURS TODAY? *
873
00:35:04,002 --> 00:35:06,312
* I HAD MINE YESTERDAY *
874
00:35:06,305 --> 00:35:09,105
[SINGING
AN ITALIAN OPERA]
875
00:35:14,480 --> 00:35:16,080
OK.
876
00:35:16,081 --> 00:35:17,421
HEY!
[HONKS HORN]
877
00:35:17,416 --> 00:35:18,876
STOP!
878
00:35:18,884 --> 00:35:21,454
[SINGING]
879
00:35:23,021 --> 00:35:25,521
TRIPS, YOU BETTER
APPRECIATE THIS.
880
00:35:27,559 --> 00:35:30,229
[SINGING]
881
00:35:30,229 --> 00:35:32,899
[SINGING HIGH NOTE]
882
00:35:32,898 --> 00:35:34,668
HA HA HA HA!
883
00:35:35,834 --> 00:35:37,174
HEY!
884
00:35:37,169 --> 00:35:39,039
HI, CUTIE. I'M BACK.
885
00:35:39,037 --> 00:35:41,507
HEY, YOU! PULL OVER!
886
00:35:41,507 --> 00:35:43,707
I LOVE A MAN IN UNIFORM.
887
00:35:43,709 --> 00:35:46,079
ALL YOURS!
888
00:35:46,077 --> 00:35:49,777
NO, THANKS.
I--I GOT TO DRIVE.
889
00:35:51,116 --> 00:35:52,916
HOLY JEEZ!
890
00:35:52,918 --> 00:35:54,088
OH.
891
00:35:54,085 --> 00:35:55,645
WHOO!
892
00:35:55,654 --> 00:35:58,394
WHOO!
893
00:36:05,631 --> 00:36:07,531
WHOO!
894
00:36:07,533 --> 00:36:09,073
WHOA! UHH!
895
00:36:09,067 --> 00:36:10,837
WHAT THE--
896
00:36:10,836 --> 00:36:12,566
YOU! WH--
897
00:36:12,571 --> 00:36:14,011
WHOA!
898
00:36:14,005 --> 00:36:15,335
WAIT, NO!
899
00:36:15,341 --> 00:36:17,211
[ONE WAY OR ANOTHER
BY BLONDIE PLAYING]
900
00:36:17,209 --> 00:36:20,249
AAH! AAH!
901
00:36:20,246 --> 00:36:22,146
UHH! UHH UHH!
902
00:36:22,147 --> 00:36:24,277
WHOA!
903
00:36:25,251 --> 00:36:26,691
Trips: NO, STOP!
904
00:36:26,685 --> 00:36:27,685
[HORN HONKS]
905
00:36:27,686 --> 00:36:28,686
AAH!
906
00:36:28,687 --> 00:36:29,917
IVY, HELP!
907
00:36:29,921 --> 00:36:31,421
OUT OF MY WAY!
908
00:36:31,423 --> 00:36:34,133
Trips:
EXCUSE ME, SIR.
909
00:36:34,125 --> 00:36:35,585
Blondie:
* I'M GONNA FIND YA *
910
00:36:35,594 --> 00:36:37,634
* I'M GONNA GET YA, GET YA,
GET YA, GET YA *
911
00:36:37,629 --> 00:36:39,629
* ONE WAY OR ANOTHER *
912
00:36:39,631 --> 00:36:41,871
STOP! PLEASE!
913
00:36:41,867 --> 00:36:44,137
* I'M GONNA GET YA, GET YA,
GET YA, GET YA *
914
00:36:44,135 --> 00:36:46,135
* ONE DAY,
MAYBE NEXT WEEK *
915
00:36:46,137 --> 00:36:47,867
* I'M GONNA MEET YA *
916
00:36:47,873 --> 00:36:50,113
OK, OK.
917
00:36:50,108 --> 00:36:53,138
* I WILL *
918
00:36:53,144 --> 00:36:55,254
TRIPS, JUMP!
919
00:36:55,247 --> 00:36:57,217
ARE YOU CRAZY?!
NO WAY!
920
00:36:57,215 --> 00:36:58,775
TRUST ME! OK?
921
00:36:58,784 --> 00:36:59,954
DON'T YOU DARE!
922
00:36:59,951 --> 00:37:01,721
NO!
923
00:37:01,720 --> 00:37:02,950
DON'T BE A WUSS!
924
00:37:02,954 --> 00:37:04,764
ALL RIGHT!
925
00:37:07,993 --> 00:37:10,203
* ONE WAY OR ANOTHER *
926
00:37:10,195 --> 00:37:11,555
* I'M GONNA FIND YA *
927
00:37:11,563 --> 00:37:14,303
* I'M GONNA GET YA, GET YA,
GET YA, GET YA *
928
00:37:14,300 --> 00:37:17,140
I GOT IT!
IVY, I GOT IT!
929
00:37:17,135 --> 00:37:18,895
YOU WHAT?!
930
00:37:18,904 --> 00:37:20,244
I GOT IT!
931
00:37:20,238 --> 00:37:23,378
OH, NO, YOU DON'T!
HA HA HA!
932
00:37:23,375 --> 00:37:25,275
[TIRES SCREECHING]
933
00:37:25,277 --> 00:37:29,577
AAH!
934
00:37:29,581 --> 00:37:31,851
OW!
935
00:37:38,089 --> 00:37:40,429
STOP! OH!
OH, NO!
936
00:37:40,426 --> 00:37:42,356
NOT ON MY WATCH!
937
00:37:43,895 --> 00:37:46,665
OHH!
938
00:37:48,266 --> 00:37:50,366
WHOA!
939
00:37:50,369 --> 00:37:51,899
Ivy: TRIPS!
940
00:37:51,903 --> 00:37:52,903
OW!
941
00:37:52,904 --> 00:37:54,674
COME ON!
942
00:37:54,673 --> 00:37:56,613
AAH!
943
00:37:56,608 --> 00:37:59,038
* ONE WAY OR ANOTHER *
944
00:37:59,044 --> 00:38:00,584
* I'M GONNA LOSE YA *
945
00:38:00,579 --> 00:38:02,579
* I'M GONNA GIVE YOU
THE SLIP *
946
00:38:02,581 --> 00:38:04,281
* A SLIP OF THE LIP--
OR ANOTHER *
947
00:38:04,282 --> 00:38:05,352
OH, GOD!
948
00:38:05,351 --> 00:38:06,721
* I'M GONNA LOSE YA *
949
00:38:06,718 --> 00:38:08,688
* I'M GONNA TRICK YA,
I'LL TRICK YA *
950
00:38:08,687 --> 00:38:11,187
* ONE WAY OR ANOTHER *
951
00:38:11,189 --> 00:38:12,689
* I'M GONNA LOSE YA *
952
00:38:12,691 --> 00:38:14,931
* I'M GONNA TRICK YA, TRICK YA,
TRICK YA, TRICK YA *
953
00:38:14,926 --> 00:38:15,926
* ONE WAY *
954
00:38:15,927 --> 00:38:17,197
Trips: STOP!
955
00:38:17,195 --> 00:38:20,495
* I'M GONNA LOSE YA,
I'M GONNA GIVE YOU THE SLIP *
956
00:38:24,770 --> 00:38:26,300
NO WAY!
957
00:38:31,443 --> 00:38:35,083
YES! YES!
958
00:38:35,080 --> 00:38:36,680
WHOO!
959
00:38:38,817 --> 00:38:40,347
AHH.
960
00:38:44,322 --> 00:38:45,762
AAH.
961
00:38:53,098 --> 00:38:54,368
TRIPS!
962
00:38:55,233 --> 00:38:56,973
TRIPS, ARE YOU OK?
963
00:38:56,968 --> 00:38:59,068
ARE YOU OK?
964
00:38:59,070 --> 00:39:01,910
IS...
965
00:39:01,907 --> 00:39:03,837
IS THIS HEAVEN?
966
00:39:10,649 --> 00:39:11,649
YOU!
967
00:39:13,318 --> 00:39:15,918
YOU. YOU!
968
00:39:15,921 --> 00:39:17,761
YOU DID THIS TO ME!
969
00:39:17,756 --> 00:39:20,486
[SCOFFS] I WAS
HELPING YOU OUT.
970
00:39:20,492 --> 00:39:22,032
HELPING ME OUT?
LOOK, LADY,
971
00:39:22,027 --> 00:39:24,797
IF MY WHEELCHAIR WAS
GETTING KICKED OFF THE SIDE
972
00:39:24,796 --> 00:39:26,296
OF THE ACHILLE LAURO,
973
00:39:26,297 --> 00:39:28,567
AND YOU WERE MY ONLY
CHANCE AT RESCUE,
974
00:39:28,567 --> 00:39:30,937
I'D--IT'D--
GET SEA FOAM!
975
00:39:30,936 --> 00:39:33,136
I'D OPT FOR SEA FOAM!
976
00:39:33,138 --> 00:39:35,608
IN MY LUNGS!
977
00:39:35,607 --> 00:39:38,237
I CAN DO THIS ON MY OWN!
978
00:39:38,243 --> 00:39:40,653
BECAUSE I'M A MAN,
FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!
979
00:39:40,646 --> 00:39:42,806
NOT A BARE-ASSED BABY.
980
00:40:01,299 --> 00:40:02,629
TRIPS!
981
00:40:04,770 --> 00:40:05,900
TRIPS!
982
00:40:05,904 --> 00:40:07,114
GET LOST!
983
00:40:08,406 --> 00:40:09,406
TRIPS!
984
00:40:09,407 --> 00:40:10,477
BEAT IT!
985
00:40:10,476 --> 00:40:12,006
TRIPS, GET IN THE CAR.
986
00:40:12,010 --> 00:40:14,410
BUT IF I'M GOING TO
CHAUFFEUR YOUR COOKIES
987
00:40:14,412 --> 00:40:16,682
TO DES MOINES SO WE
CAN CATCH THAT PLANE,
988
00:40:16,682 --> 00:40:19,052
WE HAVE TO LEAVE NOW,
ALL RIGHT?
989
00:40:19,050 --> 00:40:21,750
BESIDES, THE WHOLE IDEA
IS TO KEEP YOUR PANTS ON
990
00:40:21,753 --> 00:40:23,223
UNTIL YOU SEE KIMBERLY.
991
00:40:23,221 --> 00:40:24,791
THEN YOU CAN
TAKE THEM OFF.
992
00:40:30,061 --> 00:40:32,531
COME ON, HOP IN THE CAR.
993
00:40:32,531 --> 00:40:35,731
BACKSEAT MAKES A HELL
OF A CHANGING ROOM.
994
00:40:37,469 --> 00:40:40,339
Sleeper: * JUSTIN, YOU *
995
00:40:40,338 --> 00:40:44,008
* SPARKLE LIKE A JEWEL *
996
00:40:44,009 --> 00:40:47,909
* TURN YOUR FACE
TO ANOTHER FACE *
997
00:40:47,913 --> 00:40:52,483
* YOU STARTED OUT WITH ME
AT SCHOOL *
998
00:40:52,484 --> 00:40:55,894
* WE MOVE AWAY *
999
00:40:55,887 --> 00:40:59,487
* 'CAUSE YOU'RE
COMING THROUGH *
1000
00:40:59,491 --> 00:41:03,361
* IS YOUR SKIN LIKE
SOME OTHER SKIN? *
1001
00:41:03,361 --> 00:41:07,631
* OR IS IT THIN
AND NAVY BLUE? *
1002
00:41:07,633 --> 00:41:09,603
* OH, PAINT ME *
1003
00:41:09,601 --> 00:41:12,371
* LIKE SOMEBODY
PAINTED YOU *
1004
00:41:12,370 --> 00:41:14,940
DON'T--DON'T SAY A WORD.
1005
00:41:17,375 --> 00:41:20,375
OK, ACCORDING TO THE MAP,
WE JUST STAY ON 35 SOUTH.
1006
00:41:20,378 --> 00:41:22,978
IT'LL TAKE US STRAIGHT
INTO IOWA.
1007
00:41:22,981 --> 00:41:25,721
Ivy: YOU'RE KIDDING?
WHAT HAPPENED?
1008
00:41:25,717 --> 00:41:27,847
Trips: WE DECIDED TO WAIT
UNTIL WE GOT MARRIED.
1009
00:41:27,853 --> 00:41:30,663
OH, WE DECIDED,
OR SHE DECIDED?
1010
00:41:32,758 --> 00:41:37,658
SHE DECIDED, BUT, YOU KNOW,
I SUPPORTED THE DECISION.
1011
00:41:37,663 --> 00:41:39,933
I BELIEVE IN A DEGREE
OF CELIBACY.
1012
00:41:39,931 --> 00:41:43,301
A DEGREE? LET ME
GET THIS STRAIGHT.
1013
00:41:43,301 --> 00:41:45,901
I AM DRIVING YOU 250 MILES
1014
00:41:45,904 --> 00:41:48,774
TO STOP A LETTER TO A GIRL
WHO YOU INTEND TO MARRY,
1015
00:41:48,774 --> 00:41:50,344
BUT WHO YOU'VE
NEVER SLEPT WITH?
1016
00:41:50,341 --> 00:41:51,611
SEX ISN'T EVERYTHING.
1017
00:41:51,610 --> 00:41:53,710
OK, BUT EVERYTHING
ELSE ASIDE--
1018
00:41:53,712 --> 00:41:56,212
THE MAGNET, THE LOVE LETTER,
AND THE FLOWERS...
1019
00:41:56,214 --> 00:41:59,524
ROSES. A DOZEN RED ROSES.
1020
00:41:59,517 --> 00:42:01,947
WITH BABY'S-BREATH?
1021
00:42:01,953 --> 00:42:03,693
OH,
THAT'S NOT PREDICTABLE.
1022
00:42:04,656 --> 00:42:06,756
WHEN ARE MEN
GONNA UNDERSTAND
1023
00:42:06,758 --> 00:42:08,688
THAT A WOMAN WOULD
MUCH RATHER HAVE
1024
00:42:08,694 --> 00:42:11,434
A BUNCH OF
HANDPICKED DAISIES
1025
00:42:11,429 --> 00:42:12,959
WRAPPED IN A NAPKIN,
1026
00:42:12,964 --> 00:42:15,134
RATHER THAN A DOZEN
COMMERCIAL, GENERIC ROSES
1027
00:42:15,133 --> 00:42:17,843
THAT THEY RECEIVE
ON EVERY HOLIDAY?
1028
00:42:17,836 --> 00:42:20,236
MOTHER'S DAY--ROSES.
1029
00:42:20,238 --> 00:42:22,368
IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY--
ROSES.
1030
00:42:22,373 --> 00:42:24,713
VALENTINE'S DAY--HMM...
1031
00:42:25,877 --> 00:42:27,507
ROSES.
1032
00:42:27,512 --> 00:42:29,552
TRIPS, REALITY CHECK.
1033
00:42:29,547 --> 00:42:31,547
YOU'RE NEVER GONNA
HAVE SEX WITH THIS GIRL.
1034
00:42:31,549 --> 00:42:34,289
YOU DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
1035
00:42:34,285 --> 00:42:36,345
YEAH, I THINK I DO.
LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING.
1036
00:42:36,354 --> 00:42:38,964
A WOMAN KNOWS WITHIN THE FIRST
5 MINUTES OF KNOWING A GUY
1037
00:42:38,957 --> 00:42:40,987
WHETHER OR NOT SHE WANTS
TO SLEEP WITH HIM OR NOT.
1038
00:42:40,992 --> 00:42:43,832
OH, AND I SUPPOSE THIS COMES
FROM YOUR VAST EXPERIENCE
1039
00:42:43,829 --> 00:42:46,629
WITH, UH,
MATURE RELATIONSHIPS.
1040
00:42:46,632 --> 00:42:48,132
WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED
TO MEAN?
1041
00:42:48,133 --> 00:42:51,073
NOTHING. LET IT SLIDE.
1042
00:42:51,069 --> 00:42:54,669
NO. ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
MY PROFESSOR HARLAN?
1043
00:42:54,673 --> 00:42:56,443
YOUR SEX LIFE IS NONE
OF MY BUSINESS.
1044
00:42:56,441 --> 00:42:57,781
EXACTLY.
1045
00:42:57,776 --> 00:43:01,276
EVEN IF I DO THINK
YOU'RE MAKING A HUGE MISTAKE.
1046
00:43:01,279 --> 00:43:02,579
OH, REALLY?
1047
00:43:02,580 --> 00:43:04,420
HOW, IN YOUR
WHIPPED ESTIMATION,
1048
00:43:04,415 --> 00:43:06,215
AM I MAKING
A HUGE MISTAKE?
1049
00:43:06,217 --> 00:43:09,717
THESE TEACHER-STUDENT AFFAIRS
ALWAYS END IN DISASTER.
1050
00:43:09,721 --> 00:43:12,561
BUT IF YOU FEEL THE NEED
TO SLUT AROUND--
1051
00:43:12,557 --> 00:43:15,287
SLUT AROUND?
1052
00:43:15,293 --> 00:43:16,733
OH, OH.
1053
00:43:16,728 --> 00:43:17,928
[TIRES SCREECH]
1054
00:43:17,929 --> 00:43:19,999
LISTEN HERE, IF I WANT
TO BAG A PROFESSOR
1055
00:43:19,998 --> 00:43:21,868
FROM ONE OF MY CLASSES,
I WILL,
1056
00:43:21,867 --> 00:43:23,837
BUT NOBODY--
AND I DO MEAN NOBODY--
1057
00:43:23,835 --> 00:43:25,295
CALLS ME A SLUT.
1058
00:43:25,303 --> 00:43:26,473
SO THE NEXT TIME
1059
00:43:26,471 --> 00:43:29,011
YOU FEEL LIKE CASTING
ASPERSIONS ON MY CHARACTER,
1060
00:43:29,007 --> 00:43:31,477
TRY REMEMBERING THAT
THIS QUOTE-UNQUOTE SLUT
1061
00:43:31,476 --> 00:43:32,936
IS DRIVING
YOUR JUDGMENTAL ASS
1062
00:43:32,944 --> 00:43:34,584
ALL THE WAY
TO DES MOINES,
1063
00:43:34,579 --> 00:43:37,149
SO A LITTLE DECENCY
WOULD BE IN ORDER.
1064
00:43:37,148 --> 00:43:38,218
GOT IT?
1065
00:43:39,584 --> 00:43:41,254
GOOD.
1066
00:43:53,464 --> 00:43:55,074
LOOK, I'M, UH...
1067
00:43:55,066 --> 00:43:57,796
I'M NOT EVEN THREATENING
YOUR AIRLINE WITH A LAWSUIT.
1068
00:43:57,803 --> 00:43:59,103
I'M NOT EVEN ASKING
FOR REIMBURSEMENT.
1069
00:43:59,104 --> 00:44:02,174
I JUST WANT TO GET ON
THAT FLIGHT TO MEMPHIS.
1070
00:44:02,173 --> 00:44:04,543
I KNOW, BECAUSE
YOU'RE WYATT TRIPS,
1071
00:44:04,542 --> 00:44:07,882
THE YOUNG MAN THAT KILLER BEEZ
TOOK HOSTAGE THIS MORNING.
1072
00:44:07,879 --> 00:44:09,209
WELL, IF YOU KNOW THAT,
1073
00:44:09,214 --> 00:44:12,124
WHY ARE YOU GIVING ME
SUCH A HARD TIME?
1074
00:44:12,117 --> 00:44:15,217
[WHISTLES]
1075
00:44:15,220 --> 00:44:18,220
COME ON, THE FLIGHT
LEAVES IN 5 MINUTES.
1076
00:44:18,223 --> 00:44:21,663
YOU ARE THE 26th COLLEGE KID
I'VE HAD IN HERE TODAY
1077
00:44:21,659 --> 00:44:23,459
MAKING THAT SAME
CLAIM TO FAME.
1078
00:44:23,461 --> 00:44:26,431
I'VE BEEN DEALING WITH NOTHING
BUT UNDERGRADS ALL MORNING,
1079
00:44:26,431 --> 00:44:29,571
EVER SINCE THE AIRLINE OFFERED
A FREE ROUND-TRIP TICKET
1080
00:44:29,567 --> 00:44:32,137
TO WYATT TRIPS AS A REWARD.
1081
00:44:32,137 --> 00:44:35,707
NOW, UNLESS YOU HAVE
SOME POSITIVE I.D...
1082
00:44:35,707 --> 00:44:36,977
MADONNA...
1083
00:44:36,975 --> 00:44:39,945
I'VE GOT PAYING CUSTOMERS
TO TAKE CARE OF.
1084
00:44:39,945 --> 00:44:43,075
BUT I AM WYATT TRIPS!
1085
00:44:43,081 --> 00:44:44,881
AND...
1086
00:44:44,883 --> 00:44:47,853
YOUR FLIGHT JUST LEFT.
1087
00:44:52,323 --> 00:44:54,033
NEXT.
1088
00:44:54,025 --> 00:44:55,285
[TYPING]
1089
00:44:58,730 --> 00:45:01,000
[SLAMMING KEYS]
1090
00:45:02,233 --> 00:45:05,173
Man: HI.
MY NAME IS WYATT TRIPS.
1091
00:45:05,170 --> 00:45:06,640
[CHUCKLES]
1092
00:45:06,637 --> 00:45:08,607
OH, ISN'T THAT
JUST GREAT?
1093
00:45:08,606 --> 00:45:10,036
THAT'S AWESOME! OH, GOD!
1094
00:45:10,041 --> 00:45:12,081
WELL, THAT WAS IT.
THE LAST STRAW.
1095
00:45:12,077 --> 00:45:14,047
I DON'T KNOW IF YOU
SAW IT OVER THERE,
1096
00:45:14,045 --> 00:45:17,145
BUT, HEY, CHECK IT OUT--BANG!
THERE GOES MY RELATIONSHIP.
1097
00:45:17,148 --> 00:45:18,118
GONE! SEE YA!
1098
00:45:18,116 --> 00:45:20,086
IT'S OVER!
MY RELATIONSHIP IS OVER!
1099
00:45:20,085 --> 00:45:22,515
LOOK AT ME.
I'M DRESSED LIKE A GIRL.
1100
00:45:22,520 --> 00:45:24,060
WHAT THE HELL
WAS THAT FOR?
1101
00:45:24,055 --> 00:45:26,255
THERE'S ANOTHER FLIGHT
TO MEMPHIS OUT OF ST. LOUIS
1102
00:45:26,257 --> 00:45:27,457
AT MIDNIGHT.
1103
00:45:27,458 --> 00:45:30,158
OH. AWESOME. ST. LOUIS--
ONLY 400 MILES AWAY. GREAT!
1104
00:45:30,161 --> 00:45:32,431
HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED
TO GET TO ST. LOUIS?
1105
00:45:32,430 --> 00:45:33,630
RENT A CAR?
1106
00:45:33,631 --> 00:45:36,131
WITH WHAT,
SHELLS AND BEADS?
1107
00:45:37,168 --> 00:45:38,738
ARE YOU ENJOYING
YOURSELF?
1108
00:45:38,736 --> 00:45:40,436
MAYBE I SHOULD
TRY IT AGAIN.
1109
00:45:40,438 --> 00:45:42,008
LOOK,
I'LL GIVE YOU $200
1110
00:45:42,007 --> 00:45:43,637
IF YOU DRIVE ME
TO ST. LOUIS.
1111
00:45:43,641 --> 00:45:44,781
NO.
1112
00:45:44,776 --> 00:45:45,836
300.
NO!
1113
00:45:45,844 --> 00:45:47,484
I'LL LET YOU
HIT ME AGAIN.
1114
00:45:47,478 --> 00:45:50,618
MMM...NO.
1115
00:45:50,615 --> 00:45:52,615
MAKE IT $400
FOR MENTAL ANGUISH,
1116
00:45:52,617 --> 00:45:53,747
AND THEN MAYBE I'LL DO IT.
1117
00:45:53,751 --> 00:45:56,321
ALL RIGHT. JESUS! OK.
1118
00:45:56,321 --> 00:45:57,261
IT'S A DEAL, DONE.
1119
00:45:57,255 --> 00:45:59,015
BUT LET'S GET 3 THINGS
STRAIGHT.
1120
00:45:59,024 --> 00:46:00,934
ONE--I AM NOT WHIPPED.
1121
00:46:00,926 --> 00:46:03,726
2--YOU'RE NOT A SLUT.
1122
00:46:03,728 --> 00:46:06,758
3--YOU MAY BE CUTE
WHEN YOU'RE ANGRY,
1123
00:46:06,764 --> 00:46:09,434
BUT YOU STILL HIT
LIKE A 9-YEAR-OLD,
1124
00:46:09,434 --> 00:46:11,174
SO GIVE ME THE KEYS.
1125
00:46:11,169 --> 00:46:12,399
I'M DRIVING.
1126
00:46:24,883 --> 00:46:26,153
I WAS WONDERING
1127
00:46:26,151 --> 00:46:28,091
WHEN YOU WERE GOING
TO COME TO YOUR SENSES.
1128
00:46:28,086 --> 00:46:31,286
I JUST DIDN'T REALIZE
WHAT I HAD NEXT TO ME.
1129
00:46:31,289 --> 00:46:32,289
RIGHT IN THE CAR.
1130
00:46:34,659 --> 00:46:36,899
GIMME A "T"!
GIMME AN "R"!
1131
00:46:36,895 --> 00:46:38,655
GIMME AN I-P-S!
1132
00:46:38,663 --> 00:46:40,273
WHAT'S IT SPELL? TRIPS!
1133
00:46:40,265 --> 00:46:41,465
LOUDER! TRIPS!
1134
00:46:41,466 --> 00:46:44,296
IVY, IF YOU TOUCH HIM,
I WILL TEAR YOU TO BITS.
1135
00:46:45,871 --> 00:46:47,871
AAH!
AAH!
1136
00:46:51,709 --> 00:46:52,909
HEY.
1137
00:46:56,547 --> 00:46:58,277
A BAD DREAM?
1138
00:46:58,283 --> 00:47:01,853
MMM, JUST ONE OF
YOUR REGULAR NIGHTMARES.
1139
00:47:01,853 --> 00:47:04,023
YOU'RE STRESSING.
COME ON.
1140
00:47:04,022 --> 00:47:06,192
I'M GONNA MAKE
A PHONE CALL.
1141
00:47:08,159 --> 00:47:09,899
WHO ARE YOU
CALLING?
1142
00:47:14,432 --> 00:47:17,102
TRIPS, WHICH ONE
OF THESE IS YOURS?
1143
00:47:17,102 --> 00:47:19,942
THE ONE WITH THE PIG.
1144
00:47:19,938 --> 00:47:22,038
[SNORTING]
1145
00:47:22,040 --> 00:47:23,340
Operator:
CAN I HELP YOU?
1146
00:47:23,341 --> 00:47:25,441
I'D LIKE TO MAKE
A CREDIT CARD CALL.
1147
00:47:25,443 --> 00:47:26,583
NO, A COLLECT CALL.
1148
00:47:28,846 --> 00:47:31,716
TO THE UNIVERSITY
OF MEMPHIS.
1149
00:47:31,716 --> 00:47:33,616
KIMBERLY JASNEY.
1150
00:47:33,618 --> 00:47:35,318
Operator: JASMINE?
1151
00:47:35,320 --> 00:47:37,620
READY? OK!
1152
00:47:37,622 --> 00:47:39,692
J-A-S-N-E-Y.
1153
00:47:39,690 --> 00:47:40,860
RIGHT.
1154
00:47:40,858 --> 00:47:43,058
GIMME A "K"!
1155
00:47:43,061 --> 00:47:45,901
K! WE GOT YOUR "K"!
WE GOT YOUR "K"!
1156
00:47:45,897 --> 00:47:48,027
GIMME AN "I"!
I!
1157
00:47:48,033 --> 00:47:50,943
RIGHT. WOULD YOU
PLEASE--I'M ON--
1158
00:47:50,936 --> 00:47:52,166
I'M WYATT TRIPS.
1159
00:47:52,170 --> 00:47:55,610
M! WE GOT YOUR "M"!
WE GOT YOUR "M"!
1160
00:47:55,606 --> 00:47:58,206
WHAT DOES THAT SPELL?
1161
00:47:58,209 --> 00:47:59,139
KIM!
1162
00:47:59,144 --> 00:48:01,914
SHUT UP!
WYATT TRIPS.
1163
00:48:01,913 --> 00:48:03,883
COME ON, TRIPS, WHERE'S
YOUR SCHOOL SPIRIT?
1164
00:48:03,881 --> 00:48:05,621
SHUT UP! YEAH.
1165
00:48:07,585 --> 00:48:08,685
EXTRA! EXTRA!
1166
00:48:08,686 --> 00:48:10,986
SHH!
READ ALL ABOUT IT!
1167
00:48:10,989 --> 00:48:15,089
KIM CAN SHAKE HER POMPOMS,
BUT SHE WON'T GO AT IT!
1168
00:48:15,093 --> 00:48:16,693
IVY, SHUT UP!
1169
00:48:16,694 --> 00:48:17,934
EXTRA!
1170
00:48:17,929 --> 00:48:21,329
OH, GOD, NO!
GOD, NO! GOD!
1171
00:48:21,332 --> 00:48:22,972
EXTRA!
1172
00:48:30,675 --> 00:48:33,075
LOOK AT IT THIS WAY.
I JUST SAVED YOUR ASS AGAIN.
1173
00:48:33,078 --> 00:48:34,908
I MEAN, WHAT WERE
YOU GOING TO SAY TO HER?
1174
00:48:34,912 --> 00:48:36,382
"HON, THERE'S A PACKAGE
COMING FROM ME,
1175
00:48:36,381 --> 00:48:38,381
"AND IT'S GOT
A USED CONDOM IN IT
1176
00:48:38,383 --> 00:48:41,553
AND A PICTURE
OF A NAKED GIRL?"
1177
00:48:41,552 --> 00:48:44,922
BESIDES, WE GOT TO GET YOU TO
ST. LOUIS TO CATCH THAT PLANE.
1178
00:48:48,793 --> 00:48:50,233
I DON'T...
1179
00:48:50,228 --> 00:48:53,258
COME ON. LET'S
NOT DILLY-DALLY.
1180
00:48:57,435 --> 00:48:59,335
Ivy: I'LL DRIVE.
1181
00:49:02,640 --> 00:49:05,540
* HEY *
1182
00:49:05,543 --> 00:49:07,683
* OH, YEAH, BABY *
1183
00:49:08,746 --> 00:49:13,476
* LIKE A FOOL, I WENT
AND STAYED TOO LONG *
1184
00:49:13,484 --> 00:49:16,554
* NOW I'M WONDERING IF
YOUR LOVE'S STILL STRONG *
1185
00:49:16,554 --> 00:49:18,694
* OOH, BABY *
1186
00:49:18,689 --> 00:49:20,089
* HERE I AM *
1187
00:49:20,091 --> 00:49:23,831
* SIGNED, SEALED, DELIVERED,
I'M YOURS *
1188
00:49:23,828 --> 00:49:25,258
* MMM *
1189
00:49:26,431 --> 00:49:31,241
* THEN THAT TIME
I WENT AND SAID GOOD-BYE *
1190
00:49:31,236 --> 00:49:34,236
* NOW I'M BACK
AND NOT ASHAMED TO CRY *
1191
00:49:34,239 --> 00:49:36,139
* OOH, BABY *
1192
00:49:36,141 --> 00:49:37,441
* HERE I AM *
1193
00:49:37,442 --> 00:49:40,982
* SIGNED, SEALED, DELIVERED,
I'M YOURS *
1194
00:49:40,978 --> 00:49:42,948
* YEAH *
1195
00:49:42,947 --> 00:49:45,077
* HERE I AM, BABY *
1196
00:49:45,083 --> 00:49:46,383
* WHOA *
1197
00:49:46,384 --> 00:49:49,124
* SIGNED, SEALED,
DELIVERED, I'M YOURS *
1198
00:49:49,120 --> 00:49:51,720
* YEAH *
1199
00:49:51,722 --> 00:49:54,562
* HERE I AM, BABY *
1200
00:49:54,559 --> 00:49:58,499
* SIGNED, SEALED,
DELIVERED, I'M YOURS *
1201
00:49:58,496 --> 00:49:59,656
* HEY *
1202
00:49:59,664 --> 00:50:02,104
* I'VE DONE A LOT
OF FOOLISH THINGS *
1203
00:50:02,100 --> 00:50:04,640
* THAT
I REALLY DIDN'T MEAN *
1204
00:50:04,635 --> 00:50:06,135
* HEY *
1205
00:50:06,137 --> 00:50:08,237
* YEAH, YEAH, DIDN'T I? *
1206
00:50:08,239 --> 00:50:10,379
* OH, BABY *
1207
00:50:10,375 --> 00:50:14,545
* SEEN A LOT OF THINGS
IN THIS OLD WORLD *
1208
00:50:14,545 --> 00:50:18,645
* WHEN I TOUCHED THEM,
THEY DID NOTHING, GIRL *
1209
00:50:18,649 --> 00:50:20,019
* OOH, BABY *
1210
00:50:20,017 --> 00:50:21,317
* HERE I AM *
1211
00:50:21,319 --> 00:50:24,819
* SIGNED, SEALED, DELIVERED,
I'M YOURS *
1212
00:50:24,822 --> 00:50:28,092
* OH, I'M YOURS *
1213
00:50:28,093 --> 00:50:31,833
* OOH, BABE,
YOU SET MY SOUL ON FIRE *
1214
00:50:31,829 --> 00:50:35,869
* THAT'S WHY I KNOW
YOU'RE MY ONLY DESIRE *
1215
00:50:35,866 --> 00:50:37,696
* OOH, BABY *
1216
00:50:37,702 --> 00:50:38,802
* HERE I AM *
1217
00:50:38,803 --> 00:50:42,513
* SIGNED, SEALED, DELIVERED,
I'M YOURS *
1218
00:50:42,507 --> 00:50:44,037
* HEY *
1219
00:50:44,041 --> 00:50:46,911
* HERE I AM, BABY *
1220
00:50:46,911 --> 00:50:48,311
* WHOA *
1221
00:50:48,313 --> 00:50:51,623
* YOU'VE GOT THE FUTURE
IN YOUR HAND, BABY *
1222
00:50:51,616 --> 00:50:52,416
* YEAH *
1223
00:50:52,417 --> 00:50:55,417
* HERE I AM, BABY *
1224
00:50:55,420 --> 00:50:57,420
* SIGNED, SEALED,
DELIVERED, I'M YOURS *
1225
00:50:57,422 --> 00:50:59,862
* YOU GOT THE FUTURE
IN YOUR HAND, BABY *
1226
00:50:59,857 --> 00:51:01,557
* YEAH *
1227
00:51:01,559 --> 00:51:03,529
* I'VE DONE A LOT
OF FOOLISH THINGS *
1228
00:51:03,528 --> 00:51:06,328
* THAT I REALLY
DIDN'T MEAN... *
1229
00:51:06,331 --> 00:51:08,701
Ivy: * AND THE PEOPLE
ALWAYS SHOUT *
1230
00:51:08,699 --> 00:51:11,299
* THERE GOES JOHN JACOB
JINGLEHEIMER SCHMIDT *
1231
00:51:11,302 --> 00:51:13,072
* TRA LA LA LA... *
1232
00:51:20,511 --> 00:51:23,051
NO...
1233
00:51:23,047 --> 00:51:24,047
IT'S OK.
1234
00:51:24,048 --> 00:51:25,048
OHH...
1235
00:51:25,049 --> 00:51:27,189
ARE YOU OK?
1236
00:51:27,185 --> 00:51:30,455
I LOVE YOU, KIM.
1237
00:51:30,455 --> 00:51:31,955
[CLUNK]
1238
00:51:31,956 --> 00:51:34,226
HEY, WHAT THE SHIT?
1239
00:51:34,225 --> 00:51:35,655
I'M SORRY.
WERE YOU SLEEPING?
1240
00:51:35,660 --> 00:51:39,660
DID THE CLOSED EYES AND
PEACEFUL DEMEANOR TIP YOU OFF?
1241
00:51:39,664 --> 00:51:43,404
HUH. WHERE ARE WE?
1242
00:51:43,401 --> 00:51:46,901
YOU'RE ALLOWED ONE
COMMENT. MAKE IT COUNT.
1243
00:51:46,904 --> 00:51:48,314
YOU GOT OFF
THE MAIN ROAD.
1244
00:51:48,306 --> 00:51:49,466
THIS LOOKED
LIKE A SHORTCUT.
1245
00:51:49,474 --> 00:51:51,714
JESUS, IVY!
WHAT DID I TELL YOU?
1246
00:51:51,709 --> 00:51:53,909
STAY ON 70! IT'LL TAKE US
RIGHT INTO ST. LOUIS!
1247
00:51:53,911 --> 00:51:54,981
DID I SAY THAT?
1248
00:51:54,979 --> 00:51:56,479
DID I FORGET
TO WRITE THAT DOWN?
1249
00:51:56,481 --> 00:51:58,281
GIVE ME THE MAP.
I'LL GET US BACK ON TRACK.
1250
00:51:58,283 --> 00:52:00,923
FINE. YOU FIGURE
IT OUT, GENIUS.
1251
00:52:00,918 --> 00:52:04,218
WHY ARE PEOPLE ALWAYS
GETTING OFF THE MAIN ROAD?
1252
00:52:04,222 --> 00:52:06,622
THERE'S NOTHING WRONG
WITH A LITTLE EXPLORATION.
1253
00:52:06,624 --> 00:52:09,694
MAYBE YOU OUGHT
TO TRY IT SOMETIME.
1254
00:52:14,332 --> 00:52:16,572
OH, NOW I GET IT.
1255
00:52:16,567 --> 00:52:18,297
GET WHAT?
1256
00:52:18,303 --> 00:52:21,973
TAKING THIS SCENIC TOUR,
"TRY A LITTLE EXPLORATION."
1257
00:52:21,972 --> 00:52:23,442
WHAT ARE YOU
GOING ON ABOUT NOW?
1258
00:52:23,441 --> 00:52:25,281
YOU WANT ME TO MISS
THAT PACKAGE.
1259
00:52:25,276 --> 00:52:26,836
EXCUSE ME?
1260
00:52:26,844 --> 00:52:30,254
I'M FLATTERED, IVY.
REALLY. I REALLY AM.
1261
00:52:30,248 --> 00:52:32,878
ARE YOU KIDDING?
1262
00:52:32,883 --> 00:52:36,023
TELL ME YOU WOULDN'T LIKE
TO SEE ME AND KIM BREAK UP.
1263
00:52:36,020 --> 00:52:38,420
WYATT TRIPS,
YOU ARE SO DELUDED
1264
00:52:38,423 --> 00:52:40,263
IT'S NOT
EVEN FEASIBLE.
1265
00:52:40,258 --> 00:52:43,558
OH HO, I DON'T THINK SO.
1266
00:52:43,561 --> 00:52:46,801
WELL, I KNOW SO, AND YOU
BETTER SAY YOU'RE WRONG
1267
00:52:46,797 --> 00:52:48,467
BEFORE I HAVE TO THROW
YOU OUT OF THE CAR.
1268
00:52:48,466 --> 00:52:51,196
OH, SEE, I DON'T
THINK YOU WILL.
1269
00:52:51,202 --> 00:52:52,772
OH, YEAH? WHY NOT?
1270
00:52:52,770 --> 00:52:54,910
BECAUSE YOU'RE SECRETLY
IN LOVE WITH ME.
1271
00:52:54,905 --> 00:52:58,005
YOU'RE SO USED TO GETTING
SCREWED BY GUYS YOUR OWN AGE
1272
00:52:58,008 --> 00:53:01,708
THAT YOU FEEL THE NEED TO HIDE
BEHIND SOME OLD MAN PROFESSOR.
1273
00:53:01,712 --> 00:53:06,722
THEN I COME ALONG, AND YOU
DEVELOP THIS MAJOR CRUSH.
1274
00:53:06,717 --> 00:53:10,317
IT'S OK, IVY. I'M JUST
SAYING IT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN.
1275
00:53:10,321 --> 00:53:13,491
I LOVE KIM AND...
1276
00:53:13,491 --> 00:53:14,931
OH!
1277
00:53:14,925 --> 00:53:15,925
SHIT!
1278
00:53:15,926 --> 00:53:17,496
[TIRES SQUEALING]
1279
00:53:17,495 --> 00:53:18,325
AAH!
1280
00:53:18,329 --> 00:53:20,299
AAH!
AAH!
1281
00:53:27,037 --> 00:53:29,567
AAH...
1282
00:53:29,574 --> 00:53:31,684
[COUGHING]
1283
00:53:34,245 --> 00:53:38,575
OH, YOU--YOU'RE CRAZY!
1284
00:53:41,586 --> 00:53:42,616
WHOA!
1285
00:53:42,620 --> 00:53:44,220
TRIPS!
1286
00:53:47,758 --> 00:53:50,628
OH, MY GOD.
1287
00:53:52,229 --> 00:53:54,199
PULL ME IN!
PULL ME IN!
1288
00:53:54,198 --> 00:53:55,198
DON'T LOOK DOWN.
1289
00:53:55,199 --> 00:53:58,339
I WON'T! PULL ME IN!
1290
00:53:59,970 --> 00:54:02,840
OH, IVY!
1291
00:54:02,840 --> 00:54:04,910
PULL ME IN! PULL ME IN!
1292
00:54:04,909 --> 00:54:07,449
NOT SO FAST. WHAT ABOUT
THIS CRUSH THEORY OF YOURS?
1293
00:54:07,445 --> 00:54:08,505
WHAT ABOUT IT?
1294
00:54:08,513 --> 00:54:10,113
WHAT?
IT'S BULLSHIT.
1295
00:54:10,114 --> 00:54:12,124
IT'S MALARKEY,
YOUR CRUSH THEORY.
1296
00:54:12,116 --> 00:54:13,316
YOU GOT IT BACKWARDS, RIGHT?
1297
00:54:13,318 --> 00:54:16,088
OF COURSE IT'S MALARKEY.
PULL ME IN.
1298
00:54:16,086 --> 00:54:17,986
SAY IT.
1299
00:54:17,988 --> 00:54:19,188
IVY!
1300
00:54:19,189 --> 00:54:21,389
SAY IT. "IT'S NOT YOU
THAT LOVES ME,
1301
00:54:21,392 --> 00:54:22,832
IT'S I THAT LOVES YOU,
IVY MILLER."
1302
00:54:22,827 --> 00:54:24,697
I'M SLIPPING.
1303
00:54:26,431 --> 00:54:27,571
I'M SLIPPING!
1304
00:54:27,565 --> 00:54:29,465
ALL THE MORE REASON
TO SAY IT FAST.
1305
00:54:29,467 --> 00:54:31,367
IT'S NOT YOU
THAT LOVES ME,
1306
00:54:31,369 --> 00:54:32,769
IT'S I THAT LOVES YOU,
IVY MILLER.
1307
00:54:32,770 --> 00:54:35,170
MMM, A LITTLE BIT SLOWER,
PLEASE.
1308
00:54:35,172 --> 00:54:37,712
UNH! I LOVE YOU--
1309
00:54:37,708 --> 00:54:39,208
AAH!
1310
00:54:39,209 --> 00:54:41,609
[THUD]
1311
00:54:41,612 --> 00:54:43,852
WHY, TRIPS,
I HAD NO IDEA.
1312
00:54:46,317 --> 00:54:47,517
OW!
1313
00:55:01,632 --> 00:55:03,732
THERE'S NOTHING LIKE
A BRUSH WITH DEATH
1314
00:55:03,734 --> 00:55:06,374
TO BRING OUT A LITTLE
HONESTY IN A MAN.
1315
00:55:08,773 --> 00:55:12,383
HONEY, ARE YOU
COMING TO BED NOW?
1316
00:55:13,778 --> 00:55:15,748
UNH!
1317
00:55:19,484 --> 00:55:22,354
YOU'RE--YOU'RE--
1318
00:55:22,353 --> 00:55:23,723
ADORABLE?
1319
00:55:23,721 --> 00:55:24,561
AN ASSHOLE.
1320
00:55:24,555 --> 00:55:27,455
AN ADORABLE ASSHOLE?
1321
00:55:27,458 --> 00:55:31,158
A STUPID LITTLE
GOOD-FOR-NOTHING STRIPPER.
1322
00:55:31,161 --> 00:55:33,301
SCREW YOU!
1323
00:55:33,297 --> 00:55:35,567
SCREW YOU!
1324
00:55:40,137 --> 00:55:41,507
AAH!
1325
00:55:41,506 --> 00:55:44,006
WYATT, HERE!
1326
00:56:23,514 --> 00:56:26,724
[WAILING]
1327
00:56:32,757 --> 00:56:37,797
* BAD VIBES, EVERYBODY *
1328
00:56:38,929 --> 00:56:44,169
* YEAH, BAD VIBES,
EVERYONE *
1329
00:56:46,103 --> 00:56:51,483
* BAD VIBES,
MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS *
1330
00:56:52,477 --> 00:56:57,577
* YEAH,
BAD VIBES, EVERYONE *
1331
00:57:00,451 --> 00:57:02,291
* I KNOW IT'S WRONG TO... *
1332
00:57:02,286 --> 00:57:03,846
Trips: I'LL HAVE, UH...
1333
00:57:08,726 --> 00:57:10,656
YOU KNOW, I'LL, UH...
1334
00:57:12,563 --> 00:57:14,573
I'LL HAVE...
1335
00:57:14,565 --> 00:57:18,065
I'LL HAVE SOME CELERY...
1336
00:57:18,068 --> 00:57:23,008
AND, UH, SOME TOAST.
1337
00:57:23,007 --> 00:57:24,937
AND SOME WATER.
JUST SOME WATER.
1338
00:57:26,611 --> 00:57:32,651
* BAD VIBES, EVERYBODY *
1339
00:57:32,650 --> 00:57:38,520
* YEAH,
BAD VIBES, EVERYONE *
1340
00:57:40,024 --> 00:57:46,464
* BAD VIBES,
MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS *
1341
00:57:46,463 --> 00:57:51,673
* YEAH, BAD VIBES,
EVERYONE *
1342
00:57:51,669 --> 00:57:54,269
THE LADY AT THAT TABLE
IS WONDERING
1343
00:57:54,271 --> 00:57:56,511
IF YOU'D CARE
TO JOIN HER.
1344
00:57:56,507 --> 00:58:00,007
I CAN HAVE YOUR "MEAL"
DELIVERED THERE.
1345
00:58:23,433 --> 00:58:27,273
I'M SORRY ABOUT WHAT
I SAID BACK THERE.
1346
00:58:27,271 --> 00:58:28,271
AND YOUR CAR.
1347
00:58:31,308 --> 00:58:33,508
IT'S IN THE PAST.
1348
00:58:33,510 --> 00:58:35,210
LET'S JUST LEAVE IT THERE.
1349
00:58:38,082 --> 00:58:40,282
SO, YOU WANT
TO HEAR MY NEW PLAN?
1350
00:58:40,284 --> 00:58:41,324
FOR WHAT?
1351
00:58:41,318 --> 00:58:43,348
FOR GETTING US
TO THE AIRPORT.
1352
00:58:43,353 --> 00:58:45,563
WE STILL HAVE
ABOUT 3 1/2 HOURS
1353
00:58:45,556 --> 00:58:47,216
TILL OUR FLIGHTS.
1354
00:58:47,224 --> 00:58:50,094
OUR FLIGHTS? HOW?
1355
00:58:50,094 --> 00:58:51,304
WHAT ABOUT MONEY?
1356
00:58:51,295 --> 00:58:53,095
I'M GOING TO CALL HARLAN
1357
00:58:53,097 --> 00:58:55,097
AND HAVE HIM PUT 2 TICKETS
ON HIS CREDIT CARD.
1358
00:58:55,099 --> 00:58:57,499
ONE FOR YOU TO MEMPHIS AND
ONE FOR ME BACK TO SCHOOL.
1359
00:58:57,501 --> 00:58:59,841
IS HE GOING
TO BE PISSED?
1360
00:58:59,837 --> 00:59:02,137
US TRAIPSING ALL OVER
THE WORLD LIKE THIS?
1361
00:59:02,139 --> 00:59:04,579
IT'S NOT THAT KIND
OF RELATIONSHIP.
1362
00:59:04,575 --> 00:59:07,875
YEAH, HE'S
PROBABLY MATURE.
1363
00:59:07,878 --> 00:59:10,108
READS BOOKS AND SEES
FOREIGN FILMS.
1364
00:59:10,114 --> 00:59:13,584
STUFF US UNDERGRADS
HAVE ZERO INTEREST IN.
1365
00:59:13,584 --> 00:59:16,654
I KNOW, TRIPS.
YOU'RE THE EXCEPTION.
1366
00:59:18,889 --> 00:59:20,629
NO, REALLY,
YOU'RE A GOOD GUY.
1367
00:59:20,625 --> 00:59:23,125
COMPLETELY FAITHFUL.
1368
00:59:23,127 --> 00:59:25,797
NOT SOME MAD
LITTLE DOG IN HEAT.
1369
00:59:25,796 --> 00:59:30,226
I CAN'T FIGURE THIS OUT.
WHY ARE YOU HELPING ME
1370
00:59:30,234 --> 00:59:32,844
DRIVE HALFWAY ACROSS
THE COUNTRY TO SEE SOME GIRL
1371
00:59:32,837 --> 00:59:34,807
WHO REPRESENTS
EVERYTHING YOU HATE?
1372
00:59:38,208 --> 00:59:41,278
WELL...
1373
00:59:41,278 --> 00:59:43,308
I GUESS...
1374
00:59:43,313 --> 00:59:46,083
YOU KNOW, I REALLY HAVEN'T
KNOWN YOU THAT LONG,
1375
00:59:46,083 --> 00:59:48,623
BUT I'M STARTING
TO FEEL LIKE--
1376
00:59:48,619 --> 00:59:53,219
I MEAN, YOU KNOW, YOU'RE
SAVING MY MARRIAGE.
1377
00:59:58,595 --> 01:00:02,765
YEAH, I, UM...
1378
01:00:02,767 --> 01:00:06,737
WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY WAS...
1379
01:00:06,737 --> 01:00:08,467
MAYBE BACK THERE IN THE CAR
YOU WERE RIGHT.
1380
01:00:08,472 --> 01:00:14,712
MAYBE I DO HIDE BEHIND HARLAN
BECAUSE IT'S SAFE...
1381
01:00:14,712 --> 01:00:16,082
AND I'M AFRAID.
1382
01:00:17,882 --> 01:00:20,752
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
1383
01:00:20,751 --> 01:00:22,851
YOU'RE DOING
THE EXACT SAME THING.
1384
01:00:29,794 --> 01:00:31,864
JUST GONNA GO
TO THE BATHROOM.
1385
01:00:37,668 --> 01:00:39,398
NICE.
1386
01:00:46,911 --> 01:00:48,281
SO, HAVE YOU
EATEN YOUR FILL?
1387
01:00:48,278 --> 01:00:51,418
YEAH, I'VE HAD PLENTY.
THANKS FOR SPRINGING FOR IT.
1388
01:00:51,415 --> 01:00:53,145
WAITER!
1389
01:00:53,150 --> 01:00:54,120
MA'AM?
1390
01:00:54,118 --> 01:00:58,418
HI. SEE THAT MAN THERE
IN THE BLUE HAT?
1391
01:00:58,422 --> 01:01:00,292
[SOUTHERN ACCENT] HE USED
TO BE OUR TRIG TEACHER,
1392
01:01:00,290 --> 01:01:02,890
AND IT'S HIS BIRTHDAY, AND
WE WANTED TO SURPRISE HIM,
1393
01:01:02,893 --> 01:01:07,163
SO IF YOU COULD BRING HIM
A LITTLE CAKE WITH A CANDLE
1394
01:01:07,164 --> 01:01:08,634
SO WE COULD SING HIM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY?
1395
01:01:08,632 --> 01:01:10,132
WE'D REALLY APPRECIATE IT.
1396
01:01:10,134 --> 01:01:12,804
WHAT IF I ROUND UP THE STAFF,
AND WE HELP YOU SING?
1397
01:01:12,803 --> 01:01:15,113
THAT'S A GREAT IDEA.
1398
01:01:15,105 --> 01:01:16,265
WHY DIDN'T I
THINK OF THAT, HON?
1399
01:01:16,273 --> 01:01:19,383
THAT'S A GREAT IDEA.
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
1400
01:01:19,376 --> 01:01:20,906
I'M ON IT.
1401
01:01:23,047 --> 01:01:26,047
ALL RIGHT. I'M GOING
TO THE LADIES' ROOM.
1402
01:01:26,050 --> 01:01:27,790
WHEN THEY START SINGING,
YOU GET UP AND DO THE SAME.
1403
01:01:27,785 --> 01:01:30,215
CLIMB OUT THE WINDOW, AND
I'LL BE WAITING FOR YOU.
1404
01:01:30,220 --> 01:01:31,820
GET READY TO RUN.
1405
01:01:34,892 --> 01:01:36,332
[FIDDLE PLAYS]
1406
01:01:36,326 --> 01:01:39,556
Staff:
* ON TONIGHT OF ALL NIGHTS *
1407
01:01:39,563 --> 01:01:43,173
* THERE'S
A SPECIAL MAN HERE *
1408
01:01:43,167 --> 01:01:50,637
* AND WE'D ALL LIKE
TO SING HIM A SONG *
1409
01:01:50,640 --> 01:01:52,380
* HAPPY BIRTHDAY,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY *
1410
01:01:52,376 --> 01:01:54,336
* HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU,
FRIEND *
1411
01:01:54,344 --> 01:01:57,014
[FAINT SINGING]
1412
01:02:00,184 --> 01:02:02,924
DINING AND DITCHING?
THAT'S YOUR GREAT PLAN?
1413
01:02:02,920 --> 01:02:05,760
OH, CALM DOWN.
WE GOT TO EAT, DIDN'T WE?
1414
01:02:05,756 --> 01:02:07,616
AND WE'RE GETTING AWAY
SCOT-FREE.
1415
01:02:07,624 --> 01:02:08,634
[SIREN]
1416
01:02:08,625 --> 01:02:11,925
YOU ARE UNDER ARREST.
1417
01:02:11,929 --> 01:02:14,729
PUT YOUR HANDS UP
WHERE I CAN SEE 'EM.
1418
01:02:20,537 --> 01:02:22,437
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE?
1419
01:02:22,439 --> 01:02:24,009
AN INCUBUS.
1420
01:02:24,008 --> 01:02:25,838
A HELL-SPAWNED INCUBUS.
1421
01:02:25,843 --> 01:02:27,853
ONLY A MAN
CAN BE AN INCUBUS.
1422
01:02:27,845 --> 01:02:29,745
IF I'M ANYTHING,
I'M A SUCCUBUS.
1423
01:02:29,746 --> 01:02:32,316
YEAH, YOU GOT
THE "SUCK" PART RIGHT.
1424
01:02:32,316 --> 01:02:34,116
[SNIFFS]
1425
01:02:34,118 --> 01:02:38,558
I PROMISE YOU,
THIS INK'LL COME RIGHT OFF.
1426
01:02:38,555 --> 01:02:39,955
IT'S NOT THAT.
1427
01:02:39,957 --> 01:02:42,557
I JUST KIND OF FEEL
LIKE AN ASSHOLE.
1428
01:02:42,559 --> 01:02:44,589
AH.
1429
01:02:44,594 --> 01:02:46,834
HAVE YOU TOLD HIM?
1430
01:02:46,831 --> 01:02:48,971
HE'S CONVINCED
I'M AN ASSHOLE.
1431
01:02:48,966 --> 01:02:51,836
[CHUCKLES]
NOT THAT.
1432
01:02:51,836 --> 01:02:54,966
HAVE YOU TOLD HIM
THAT YOU LOVE HIM?
1433
01:02:54,972 --> 01:02:56,072
ME LOVE THAT GUY?
1434
01:02:56,073 --> 01:02:58,683
I'M JUST DRIVING HIM
TO MEMPHIS
1435
01:02:58,675 --> 01:03:00,435
SO HE CAN SEE
HIS DUMB GIRLFRIEND.
1436
01:03:00,444 --> 01:03:01,554
AH.
1437
01:03:01,545 --> 01:03:04,775
SO...YOU HAVEN'T TOLD HIM.
1438
01:03:04,781 --> 01:03:06,351
[IVY SNIFFS]
1439
01:03:07,651 --> 01:03:08,991
HE'S IN LOVE
WITH SOMEBODY ELSE.
1440
01:03:08,986 --> 01:03:10,856
I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT.
1441
01:03:10,855 --> 01:03:13,055
YOU SEE WHEN
HE LOOKS AT YOU?
1442
01:03:13,057 --> 01:03:15,387
HIS LIP, IT QUIVERS.
1443
01:03:16,593 --> 01:03:17,593
IT DOES NOT.
1444
01:03:17,594 --> 01:03:18,664
IT DOES, TOO.
1445
01:03:18,662 --> 01:03:21,302
I SAW IT.
1446
01:03:22,833 --> 01:03:24,873
JUST LIKE THAT.
QUIVERING LIP.
1447
01:03:27,204 --> 01:03:28,014
SO WHAT?
1448
01:03:28,005 --> 01:03:30,065
SO WHAT?
BEHAVIORAL PATTERNS.
1449
01:03:30,074 --> 01:03:31,814
TRUST ME. I KNOW.
1450
01:03:31,808 --> 01:03:34,208
I AM A PROFESSIONAL.
1451
01:03:57,734 --> 01:04:01,874
TRIPS, MILLER...
1452
01:04:01,872 --> 01:04:03,342
YOU JUST MADE BAIL.
1453
01:04:12,983 --> 01:04:15,193
SO I GUESS THAT GIRL
MUST LOVE YOU A LOT
1454
01:04:15,185 --> 01:04:17,615
TO BAIL YOU AND ANOTHER
WOMAN OUT OF JAIL.
1455
01:04:17,621 --> 01:04:18,721
HOW'D YOU
EXPLAIN IT TO HER?
1456
01:04:18,722 --> 01:04:21,162
I DIDN'T CALL KIMBERLY.
1457
01:04:21,158 --> 01:04:24,128
THEN WHO BAILED US OUT?
1458
01:04:24,128 --> 01:04:26,498
MY ROOMMATE RADITCH
SAYS HI.
1459
01:04:29,967 --> 01:04:32,967
HE HAD SOME ROOM
LEFT ON HIS CREDIT CARD.
1460
01:04:41,045 --> 01:04:44,775
YOU KNOW, FOR THE FIRST TIME
IN 24 HOURS, IT'S QUIET?
1461
01:04:44,781 --> 01:04:46,381
NO HANGING OFF
OF MOVING TRUCKS,
1462
01:04:46,383 --> 01:04:50,353
NO BICKERING,
NO HOSTAGE SITUATIONS.
1463
01:04:50,354 --> 01:04:53,394
I MUST SAY, I'M GLAD
WE GOT ARRESTED.
1464
01:04:53,390 --> 01:04:55,390
THE IDEA THAT WE COULD HAVE
STOPPED THAT PACKAGE
1465
01:04:55,392 --> 01:04:57,162
BEFORE IT REACHED
ITS DESTINATION WAS JUST--
1466
01:04:57,161 --> 01:04:58,761
WITHIN OUR GRASP.
1467
01:04:58,762 --> 01:05:01,132
NOT REALLY.
EXCEPT THAT ONE TIME.
1468
01:05:03,600 --> 01:05:04,970
OH, MY GOD.
1469
01:05:07,737 --> 01:05:09,207
YOU EVER HAVE
ONE OF THOSE DAYS?
1470
01:05:09,206 --> 01:05:11,406
WELL, I'M HAVING
ONE OF THOSE DAYS.
1471
01:05:11,408 --> 01:05:15,008
I THINK THE WORLD DOESN'T KNOW
JELL-O FROM JOHNNY CAKES.
1472
01:05:15,012 --> 01:05:18,252
YOU KNOW, SHERMAN--
WILLIAM TECUMSEH SHERMAN--
1473
01:05:18,248 --> 01:05:21,588
HE SAID, "WAR IS HELL."
1474
01:05:21,585 --> 01:05:23,145
I DON'T BELIEVE IT.
1475
01:05:23,153 --> 01:05:24,493
HE IS ONE DEDICATED
PROFESSIONAL.
1476
01:05:24,488 --> 01:05:26,988
IT STARTED OUT FINE.
IT STARTED OUT GOOD.
1477
01:05:26,991 --> 01:05:28,831
SUNNY, READY TO GO, SMILING,
FIRST DAY.
1478
01:05:28,825 --> 01:05:33,055
NOW I FEEL LIKE I'VE BEEN
PULLED THROUGH A KNOTHOLE.
1479
01:05:37,001 --> 01:05:39,401
WE NEED TO FIGURE OUT
SOME KIND OF DISTRACTION.
1480
01:05:39,403 --> 01:05:41,043
LIKE WHAT?
1481
01:05:46,276 --> 01:05:50,106
WELL...OH, THANK YOU.
1482
01:05:51,615 --> 01:05:52,845
MISS?
1483
01:05:52,849 --> 01:05:55,219
THIS IS COLD.
1484
01:05:55,219 --> 01:05:58,019
THERE'S STEAM RISING
OFF THE PLATE.
1485
01:05:58,022 --> 01:06:01,632
IT'S COLD STEAM.
1486
01:06:12,102 --> 01:06:14,372
[SUCKING NOISES]
1487
01:06:16,873 --> 01:06:18,313
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU.
1488
01:06:18,308 --> 01:06:21,548
IF HE CAN'T DRIVE THE VAN,
PACKAGES DON'T GO ANYWHERE.
1489
01:06:21,545 --> 01:06:23,445
ALL HE HAS TO DO
IS RADIO TO ANOTHER VAN
1490
01:06:23,447 --> 01:06:26,877
TO PICK UP HIS STUFF,
OR SIMPLER, GET MORE GAS.
1491
01:06:26,883 --> 01:06:28,523
BUT THAT'LL
BUY US TIME.
1492
01:06:28,518 --> 01:06:30,848
HURRY UP.
1493
01:06:30,854 --> 01:06:32,524
[BUBBLING]
1494
01:06:32,522 --> 01:06:33,662
[COUGHING]
1495
01:06:33,657 --> 01:06:35,687
EWW.
1496
01:06:38,528 --> 01:06:40,628
UGH!
1497
01:06:40,630 --> 01:06:42,670
[GAGGING AND COUGHING]
1498
01:06:46,436 --> 01:06:48,066
KNOCK KNOCK!
1499
01:06:48,072 --> 01:06:52,282
EXCUSE ME, IF YOU THINK
I AM EATING COLD EGGS,
1500
01:06:52,276 --> 01:06:54,306
YOU ARE SADLY MISTAKEN.
1501
01:06:55,845 --> 01:06:57,305
YO NO COMPRENDO.
1502
01:06:57,314 --> 01:07:00,184
OH, YO NO COMPRENDO.
1503
01:07:00,184 --> 01:07:02,854
WELL, COMPRENDO THIS.
1504
01:07:02,852 --> 01:07:04,452
HOT EGGS!
1505
01:07:05,889 --> 01:07:08,129
GET IN THERE
AND TRY AGAIN!
1506
01:07:08,125 --> 01:07:09,525
AND ONE MORE THING--
1507
01:07:09,526 --> 01:07:11,626
THIS MAY BE YOUR PERSONAL
MEANS OF SELF-DESTRUCTION,
1508
01:07:11,628 --> 01:07:13,698
BUT IT WON'T BE MINE.
1509
01:07:15,799 --> 01:07:16,999
CABRóN.
1510
01:07:17,000 --> 01:07:18,640
WHAT DID YOU SAY
ABOUT MY MOTHER?
1511
01:07:22,339 --> 01:07:24,109
THIS IS GONNA
TAKE ALL DAY.
1512
01:07:24,108 --> 01:07:25,538
OH...
1513
01:07:25,542 --> 01:07:28,512
I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE WAS SAYING,
BUT I DIDN'T LIKE IT.
1514
01:07:28,512 --> 01:07:30,182
OH, JEEZ.
1515
01:07:32,516 --> 01:07:33,546
UH, TRIPS?
1516
01:07:33,550 --> 01:07:34,920
WHAT? HE'S COMING?
1517
01:07:34,918 --> 01:07:36,388
SOMETHING'S COMING.
A COP?
1518
01:07:36,386 --> 01:07:38,456
YOU COULD SAY
THE HEAT, YEAH.
1519
01:07:39,789 --> 01:07:40,819
OH, GOD!
1520
01:07:40,824 --> 01:07:42,534
OH!
1521
01:07:42,526 --> 01:07:44,626
OH!
UNH!
1522
01:07:53,470 --> 01:07:56,870
OH, HUBERT H. HUMPHREY!
OH!
1523
01:07:56,873 --> 01:07:59,083
[COUGHING]
1524
01:08:01,811 --> 01:08:03,381
ARE YOU OK?
1525
01:08:05,615 --> 01:08:07,715
AT LEAST HE CAN'T
DELIVER YOUR PACKAGE.
1526
01:08:07,717 --> 01:08:11,817
THEY'RE NOT GETTING
AWAY WITH THIS. NOPE.
1527
01:08:18,695 --> 01:08:23,695
AS GOD IS MY WITNESS,
YOU WILL NOT STOP THIS PACKAGE!
1528
01:08:26,069 --> 01:08:28,939
NOT ON MY WATCH!
1529
01:08:28,938 --> 01:08:30,368
NO!
1530
01:08:33,543 --> 01:08:34,843
NO! NO!
1531
01:08:34,844 --> 01:08:38,184
NO! NO! NO!
1532
01:08:43,653 --> 01:08:45,663
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
1533
01:08:52,562 --> 01:08:54,932
DA--DA--DANG!
1534
01:08:54,931 --> 01:08:56,131
WE TRIED, OK?
1535
01:08:56,132 --> 01:08:57,532
I'M GONNA GET
THAT SON OF A BITCH
1536
01:08:57,534 --> 01:08:59,404
IF IT'S
THE LAST THING I DO!
1537
01:08:59,403 --> 01:09:02,313
OH, GOD! LOOK AT HIM!
1538
01:09:04,741 --> 01:09:05,811
[BURPS]
1539
01:09:05,809 --> 01:09:09,649
LOOKIT, HE'S DRUNK.
YEAH, YOU LITTLE DRUNKO.
1540
01:09:11,648 --> 01:09:13,048
NO!
COME ON!
1541
01:09:13,049 --> 01:09:14,049
WHAT?
NO!
1542
01:09:14,050 --> 01:09:15,050
COME ON!
1543
01:09:15,051 --> 01:09:16,391
I'M NOT STEALING
A CAR.
1544
01:09:16,386 --> 01:09:18,816
WE'RE DOING THE GUY A FAVOR.
LOOK AT IT THIS WAY.
1545
01:09:18,822 --> 01:09:22,032
WE'RE CIVIC HEROES. KEEPING
A DRUNK OFF THE STREETS.
1546
01:09:22,025 --> 01:09:23,555
GET IN THE DAMN TRUCK.
1547
01:09:36,440 --> 01:09:39,040
HEY!
HEY, THAT'S MY TRUCK!
1548
01:09:39,042 --> 01:09:41,382
HEY, YOU DIRTY SON OF A...
1549
01:09:42,712 --> 01:09:44,452
Trips:
IT'S GONNA TAKE A FEW HOURS
1550
01:09:44,448 --> 01:09:46,648
BEFORE THEY FIGURE OUT
WHAT HAPPENED BACK THERE.
1551
01:09:46,650 --> 01:09:48,690
AND EVEN IF THEY MOVE
THE PACKAGE TO ANOTHER TRUCK,
1552
01:09:48,685 --> 01:09:51,355
WE STILL GOT A FEW HOURS
JUMP ON THEM,
1553
01:09:51,355 --> 01:09:53,415
AND I CAN BE WAITING AT
THE DOOR WHEN THEY SHOW UP.
1554
01:09:53,423 --> 01:09:57,193
YOU KNOW, WOMEN GO CRAZY FOR
THAT KIND OF OBSESSIVE RAGE.
1555
01:09:57,193 --> 01:10:00,463
YOU SHOW UP AT KIMBERLY'S DOOR
SEETHING LIKE THAT...
1556
01:10:00,464 --> 01:10:03,634
WITH YOUR JAMES DEAN
SEXUAL HEAT...
1557
01:10:03,633 --> 01:10:07,643
I GUARANTEE SHE'LL GIVE IT UP
TO YOU RIGHT THERE
1558
01:10:07,637 --> 01:10:09,407
ON THE SPOT.
1559
01:10:09,406 --> 01:10:12,506
I'M HAVING A HARD TIME STAYING
ON MY SIDE OF THE TRUCK.
1560
01:10:18,515 --> 01:10:21,915
YEAH, I THOUGHT
THAT WOULD MAKE YOU LAUGH.
1561
01:10:21,918 --> 01:10:26,488
CAN YOU DO ME A FAVOR AND
STOP UP AHEAD AND DROP ME OFF?
1562
01:10:26,490 --> 01:10:28,390
I'M GONNA CATCH A RIDE
BACK TO MINNESOTA.
1563
01:10:28,392 --> 01:10:31,662
COME ON. WOULDN'T YOU
LIKE TO SEE MEMPHIS?
1564
01:10:31,661 --> 01:10:32,461
NOT WITH YOU.
1565
01:10:32,462 --> 01:10:33,962
WHY NOT WITH ME?
1566
01:10:35,532 --> 01:10:38,842
YOU JUST DON'T
GET IT, TRIPS.
1567
01:10:38,835 --> 01:10:40,865
YOU JUST
DON'T GET IT AT ALL.
1568
01:11:02,258 --> 01:11:03,458
SO WE MADE IT.
1569
01:11:03,460 --> 01:11:05,930
YEAH, WE MADE IT.
1570
01:11:10,867 --> 01:11:14,797
SOMEHOW I IMAGINED IT TO BE
A LITTLE MORE DRAMATIC.
1571
01:11:21,645 --> 01:11:22,905
HA HA!
1572
01:11:26,383 --> 01:11:27,753
WE WON!
1573
01:11:30,887 --> 01:11:32,857
WE WON!
1574
01:11:32,856 --> 01:11:33,886
WE BEAT IT!
1575
01:11:33,890 --> 01:11:36,360
WE BEAT THE ODDS, BABY!
1576
01:11:36,360 --> 01:11:37,630
HA HA HA!
1577
01:11:37,627 --> 01:11:42,327
WE BEAT THE PACKAGE!
WE BEAT THAT PSYCHOTIC!
1578
01:11:42,332 --> 01:11:44,102
THANK YOU, SIR!
1579
01:11:44,100 --> 01:11:45,300
YO!
1580
01:11:46,703 --> 01:11:48,473
Ivy: THAT'S GREAT.
THAT'S GREAT.
1581
01:11:48,472 --> 01:11:51,042
THAT'S REALLY GREAT,
TRIPS, BUT I GOTTA GO.
1582
01:11:51,040 --> 01:11:52,410
OK?
1583
01:11:52,409 --> 01:11:56,509
NO! YOU GOTTA COME UP AND
JOIN ME IN THE TRIUMPH!
1584
01:11:58,582 --> 01:12:00,322
WHY DON'T YOU CALL
A LITTLE MORE ATTENTION
1585
01:12:00,316 --> 01:12:02,886
TO THE STOLEN VEHICLE
BY DANCING ON IT?
1586
01:12:03,987 --> 01:12:06,517
I KNOW. I'M BEING STUPID,
1587
01:12:06,523 --> 01:12:10,633
BUT, OH, WE HAVE BEEN
THROUGH SCRAPE AFTER SCRAPE,
1588
01:12:10,627 --> 01:12:12,957
AND YOU'VE BEEN
WITH ME THE WHOLE TIME.
1589
01:12:12,962 --> 01:12:15,302
THANK YOU.
1590
01:12:15,298 --> 01:12:16,898
SOME OF THEM
HAVE BEEN HUMILIATING,
1591
01:12:16,900 --> 01:12:19,470
SOME HAVE BEEN
LIFE-ENDANGERING,
1592
01:12:19,469 --> 01:12:22,209
AND I HAD
AN AMAZING TIME.
1593
01:12:22,205 --> 01:12:25,205
GOOD.
1594
01:12:25,208 --> 01:12:28,608
I'M REALLY HAPPY
FOR YOU, TRIPS,
1595
01:12:28,612 --> 01:12:30,212
BUT I'M GONNA GO NOW, OK?
1596
01:12:30,213 --> 01:12:32,953
WAIT, IVY,
DON'T BE LIKE THAT.
1597
01:12:32,949 --> 01:12:34,949
LIKE WHAT?
1598
01:12:34,951 --> 01:12:36,991
LIKE THAT.
1599
01:12:37,921 --> 01:12:41,631
LOOK, I'M SORRY IT HAS
TO END LIKE THIS.
1600
01:12:41,625 --> 01:12:46,725
I AM. I MEAN,
THIS THING WE...
1601
01:12:46,730 --> 01:12:51,030
WE'RE HERE.
WE'VE ACHIEVED--
1602
01:12:51,034 --> 01:12:54,104
I MADE KIM A PROMISE, AND
I HAVE TO STAND BY THAT.
1603
01:12:54,103 --> 01:12:57,613
I GAVE HER MY WORD,
AND YOU SAID YOURSELF
1604
01:12:57,607 --> 01:12:58,707
I'M A GOOD GUY.
1605
01:12:58,708 --> 01:13:00,308
I'D DO ALMOST ANYTHING
1606
01:13:00,309 --> 01:13:03,149
TO STOP SOMEBODY
FROM BEING HURT...
1607
01:13:03,146 --> 01:13:05,006
I KNOW, TRIPS.
1608
01:13:12,255 --> 01:13:13,485
TRIPS, LOOK.
1609
01:13:25,902 --> 01:13:27,172
UH...
1610
01:13:28,772 --> 01:13:29,772
GO.
1611
01:13:34,377 --> 01:13:35,607
OH, NO!
1612
01:13:36,412 --> 01:13:38,012
OH, GOD!
1613
01:13:38,014 --> 01:13:39,384
UH...
1614
01:13:39,382 --> 01:13:40,922
GO.
1615
01:14:00,904 --> 01:14:02,814
[GIGGLES]
1616
01:14:02,806 --> 01:14:04,036
OH!
1617
01:14:11,347 --> 01:14:12,947
THANKS.
1618
01:14:16,953 --> 01:14:17,753
HEY...
1619
01:14:17,754 --> 01:14:19,964
NOTHING FOR YOU YET?
1620
01:14:19,956 --> 01:14:23,156
NO, AND IF HE
DOESN'T COME THROUGH,
1621
01:14:23,159 --> 01:14:25,429
HE'S CUT OFF FOR LIFE.
1622
01:14:25,428 --> 01:14:26,428
GOOD LUCK.
1623
01:14:26,429 --> 01:14:27,659
THANKS.
1624
01:14:29,365 --> 01:14:30,825
HI.
1625
01:14:32,468 --> 01:14:35,538
[SIGHS]
1626
01:14:45,348 --> 01:14:46,948
COME ON! COME ON!
1627
01:14:46,950 --> 01:14:47,950
[DING]
1628
01:15:51,881 --> 01:15:53,221
NO!
1629
01:15:55,518 --> 01:15:57,948
NO! YOU'RE
NOT GOING ANYWHERE!
1630
01:15:57,954 --> 01:15:59,564
NO! NO!
1631
01:15:59,555 --> 01:16:01,355
NO! NO! NO!
1632
01:16:01,357 --> 01:16:03,087
YOU'RE NOT HIM.
1633
01:16:08,665 --> 01:16:10,465
[WHIMPERS]
1634
01:16:10,466 --> 01:16:12,696
OH, GOD, I'M SORRY.
1635
01:16:12,702 --> 01:16:15,042
UH--UH--HERE.
1636
01:16:15,038 --> 01:16:17,508
I'M SORRY.
THESE--ARE MINE!
1637
01:16:17,506 --> 01:16:19,276
"YOURS ETERNALLY, WYATT."
1638
01:16:19,275 --> 01:16:21,135
I SENT THESE!
1639
01:16:21,144 --> 01:16:23,184
OH, GOD, YOU'VE GOT
TO DELIVER THEM! GET UP!
1640
01:16:23,179 --> 01:16:27,319
HERE! GO, MAN, GO!
RUN LIKE THE WIND!
1641
01:16:27,316 --> 01:16:29,546
WAIT! WAIT A MINUTE!
1642
01:16:29,552 --> 01:16:31,892
DELIVER MY ROSES!
1643
01:16:36,492 --> 01:16:38,162
AAH!
1644
01:16:46,169 --> 01:16:47,199
NO!
1645
01:16:48,972 --> 01:16:51,112
YOU AGAIN!
1646
01:16:52,208 --> 01:16:54,078
AH...
1647
01:16:54,077 --> 01:16:57,277
HA HA HA HA!
1648
01:16:57,280 --> 01:17:01,150
OH, HI. PACKAGE FOR
MISS KIMBERLY JASNEY.
1649
01:17:01,150 --> 01:17:02,920
THAT'S ME.
1650
01:17:08,624 --> 01:17:10,194
AHH...
1651
01:17:21,637 --> 01:17:23,467
Girl: DO IT!
1652
01:17:23,472 --> 01:17:25,372
Boy: SWING OVER!
1653
01:17:25,374 --> 01:17:27,384
[BEEPING]
1654
01:17:31,815 --> 01:17:33,815
PLEASE, GOD, I SWEAR
I'LL NEVER SEND ANYTHING
1655
01:17:33,817 --> 01:17:36,187
OVERNIGHT DELIVERY AGAIN.
1656
01:17:39,322 --> 01:17:40,922
[SCREAMING]
1657
01:18:10,720 --> 01:18:13,020
THAT'LL BE 26.75.
1658
01:18:15,324 --> 01:18:16,734
AAH!
1659
01:18:16,726 --> 01:18:18,326
UNH!
OH!
1660
01:18:18,327 --> 01:18:19,327
TRIPS?!
1661
01:18:19,328 --> 01:18:21,698
[GROANING]
1662
01:18:25,634 --> 01:18:26,844
HEY, BABE.
1663
01:18:31,540 --> 01:18:32,910
Kim: NO!
1664
01:18:46,355 --> 01:18:48,925
I WAS JUST DOING MY JOB.
1665
01:18:53,262 --> 01:18:54,662
WHO WAS THAT?
1666
01:18:54,663 --> 01:18:56,303
AND WHY DID HE TRY
TO STRANGLE YOU
1667
01:18:56,299 --> 01:18:58,329
AFTER YOU CAME CRASHING
THROUGH MY WINDOW?
1668
01:18:58,334 --> 01:19:01,844
WAIT. WHY DID YOU COME
CRASHING THROUGH MY--
1669
01:19:10,379 --> 01:19:13,349
OH, MY GOD, TRIPS.
1670
01:19:13,349 --> 01:19:15,319
YOU NEVER KISSED ME
LIKE THAT BEFORE.
1671
01:19:15,318 --> 01:19:17,388
YOU STOLE MY BREATH.
1672
01:19:17,386 --> 01:19:18,386
IT'S AMAZING.
1673
01:19:18,387 --> 01:19:19,787
IT'S AROUSING.
1674
01:19:19,789 --> 01:19:22,259
OVER.
IT'S--
1675
01:19:22,258 --> 01:19:24,888
I BEG YOUR PARDON?
1676
01:19:24,894 --> 01:19:27,404
KIM, I LOVE YOU.
1677
01:19:27,396 --> 01:19:29,196
I ALWAYS HAVE.
1678
01:19:29,198 --> 01:19:33,038
I ALWAYS WILL
ON SOME LEVEL, BUT...
1679
01:19:33,036 --> 01:19:35,806
I DON'T WANT TO GO OUT
WITH YOU ANYMORE.
1680
01:19:35,805 --> 01:19:38,035
[LAUGHS]
1681
01:19:38,041 --> 01:19:39,981
YOU'RE BREAKING UP
WITH ME?
1682
01:19:39,976 --> 01:19:41,376
I DIDN'T MEAN THIS.
1683
01:19:41,377 --> 01:19:43,807
THIS IS A SPUR
OF THE MOMENT THING.
1684
01:19:43,813 --> 01:19:46,183
WHAT THE HELL ARE
YOU TALKING ABOUT?
1685
01:19:48,384 --> 01:19:50,354
I THINK I FELL IN LOVE
WITH SOMEBODY ELSE.
1686
01:19:50,353 --> 01:19:55,093
YOU...YOU ARE
AN INSANE ASSHOLE.
1687
01:19:55,091 --> 01:19:57,791
OK, YOU COME
ALL THE WAY DOWN HERE,
1688
01:19:57,793 --> 01:19:59,363
YOU CRASH THROUGH
MY WINDOW,
1689
01:19:59,362 --> 01:20:02,602
AND YOU PICK A FIGHT
WITH SOME POOR DELIVERY MAN
1690
01:20:02,598 --> 01:20:04,928
JUST TO BREAK UP WITH ME?
1691
01:20:04,934 --> 01:20:06,344
HOW DARE YOU!
1692
01:20:06,335 --> 01:20:07,795
I'M SORRY.
1693
01:20:14,410 --> 01:20:15,410
UNH!
1694
01:20:17,446 --> 01:20:20,316
HEY, WATCH WHERE
YOU'RE GOING NEXT TIME.
1695
01:20:20,316 --> 01:20:23,416
LET ME GUESS...
THE RICKER.
1696
01:20:23,419 --> 01:20:25,749
YEAH? SO?
1697
01:20:25,754 --> 01:20:26,864
THANK YOU.
1698
01:20:26,856 --> 01:20:29,186
YOU CHANGED MY LIFE.
1699
01:20:33,296 --> 01:20:35,156
WHAT?!
KIM?
1700
01:20:44,107 --> 01:20:46,107
YOU KNOW, MAYBE
I WAS WRONG TO INTERFERE
1701
01:20:46,109 --> 01:20:48,979
WITH THE DUTIES OF
A GLOBAL EXPRESS OFFICER.
1702
01:21:02,791 --> 01:21:05,261
WITH TIME TO SPARE!
1703
01:21:05,261 --> 01:21:07,631
OH HO HO HO!
1704
01:21:07,630 --> 01:21:11,170
OH, LIFE IS GOOD!
HA!
1705
01:21:36,792 --> 01:21:38,432
EXCUSE ME?
1706
01:21:40,629 --> 01:21:42,899
UM...
1707
01:21:42,898 --> 01:21:45,368
I'M TAKING
THIS LITTLE TRIP,
1708
01:21:45,368 --> 01:21:48,868
AND I WAS WONDERING MAYBE
YOU WANTED TO GO WITH ME.
1709
01:21:48,871 --> 01:21:51,911
I'M GOING TO MINNESOTA.
1710
01:21:51,907 --> 01:21:54,077
SEE...
1711
01:21:54,077 --> 01:21:58,007
THERE'S THIS GIRL THERE
AND, UH...
1712
01:21:58,014 --> 01:22:01,484
I REALLY...
1713
01:22:01,484 --> 01:22:02,594
REALLY LIKE HER.
1714
01:22:04,720 --> 01:22:06,320
OH...
1715
01:22:08,791 --> 01:22:11,391
IVY MILLER, WILL YOU
BE MY VALENTINE?
1716
01:22:40,023 --> 01:22:41,893
YOU KNOW, IT'S FUNNY--
1717
01:22:41,890 --> 01:22:43,730
I THOUGHT
YOU HAD A GIRLFRIEND.
1718
01:22:43,726 --> 01:22:45,626
WHAT?
1719
01:22:45,628 --> 01:22:46,628
NO.
1720
01:22:46,629 --> 01:22:47,629
NO?
1721
01:22:47,630 --> 01:22:48,830
NO. UH-UH.
1722
01:22:48,831 --> 01:22:51,031
OH, NO....
1723
01:22:51,034 --> 01:22:55,174
I WAS ACTUALLY
KILLING TIME.
1724
01:22:55,171 --> 01:22:56,811
KILLING TIME?
1725
01:22:56,805 --> 01:22:59,135
I WAS KILLING TIME
TILL I MET YOU.
1726
01:23:01,577 --> 01:23:04,677
WOW, I NEVER THOUGHT I'D
FALL FOR A LINE LIKE THAT.
1727
01:23:04,680 --> 01:23:06,720
I KNOW.
FORGIVE ME.
1728
01:23:06,715 --> 01:23:08,245
SO HOW DO WE
GET BACK?
1729
01:23:08,251 --> 01:23:10,551
WHAT DO YOU MEAN GET BACK?
WE'RE NOT GETTING BACK.
1730
01:23:10,553 --> 01:23:11,423
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
1731
01:23:11,420 --> 01:23:13,020
WE'RE GONNA GO
TO NEW ORLEANS.
1732
01:23:13,022 --> 01:23:14,262
NEW ORLEANS?
1733
01:23:14,257 --> 01:23:16,427
YEAH. I WAS THINKING
ACTUALLY EUROPE NEXT.
1734
01:23:16,425 --> 01:23:17,425
EUROPE?
1735
01:23:21,597 --> 01:23:25,897
Kim: CELLULITE-PACKED
CACTUSES I CALL THIGHS?!
1736
01:23:25,901 --> 01:23:28,571
I AM NOT FAT!
1737
01:23:28,571 --> 01:23:30,611
WYATT!
1738
01:23:30,606 --> 01:23:33,676
* OOH *
1739
01:23:33,676 --> 01:23:37,176
* OOH, AH *
1740
01:23:37,180 --> 01:23:42,590
* NOW I TOLD YOU,
SO YOU OUGHT TO KNOW *
1741
01:23:42,585 --> 01:23:46,215
* OOH *
1742
01:23:46,222 --> 01:23:51,892
* TAKES SOME TIME
FOR OUR FEELINGS TO GROW *
1743
01:23:51,894 --> 01:23:55,264
* OOH *
1744
01:23:55,264 --> 01:24:00,844
* BUT YOU'RE SO CLOSE NOW,
I CAN'T LET YOU GO *
1745
01:24:00,836 --> 01:24:03,306
* OOH *
1746
01:24:03,306 --> 01:24:06,576
* AND I CAN'T LET GO *
1747
01:24:07,510 --> 01:24:11,180
* WITH YOU,
I'M NOT SHY *
1748
01:24:11,180 --> 01:24:13,920
* TO SHOW THE WAY
I FEEL *
1749
01:24:13,916 --> 01:24:17,416
* WITH YOU,
I MIGHT TRY *
1750
01:24:17,420 --> 01:24:20,860
* MY SECRETS TO REVEAL *
1751
01:24:20,856 --> 01:24:23,756
* FOR YOU ARE A MAGNET *
1752
01:24:23,759 --> 01:24:28,629
* AND I AM STEEL *
1753
01:24:32,301 --> 01:24:37,841
* I CAN'T HOPE THAT
I'LL HOLD YOU FOR LONG *
1754
01:24:37,840 --> 01:24:41,440
* OOH *
1755
01:24:41,444 --> 01:24:47,024
* YOU'RE A WOMAN
WHO'S LOST IN HER SONG *
1756
01:24:47,015 --> 01:24:50,345
* OOH *
1757
01:24:50,353 --> 01:24:56,093
* BUT THE LOVE
THAT I FEEL IS SO STRONG *
1758
01:24:56,091 --> 01:24:58,931
* OOH *
1759
01:24:58,927 --> 01:25:02,597
* IT CAN'T BE WRONG *
1760
01:25:02,598 --> 01:25:06,398
* WITH YOU,
I'M NOT SHY *
1761
01:25:06,402 --> 01:25:09,102
* TO SHOW THE WAY
I FEEL *
1762
01:25:09,104 --> 01:25:12,814
* WITH YOU,
I MIGHT TRY *
1763
01:25:12,808 --> 01:25:15,908
* MY SECRETS TO REVEAL *
1764
01:25:15,911 --> 01:25:19,221
* FOR YOU ARE A MAGNET *
1765
01:25:19,215 --> 01:25:23,845
* AND I AM STEEL *
1766
01:25:33,229 --> 01:25:36,469
* OOH *
1767
01:25:42,205 --> 01:25:45,505
* OOH *
1768
01:25:51,780 --> 01:25:54,820
* OOH *
1769
01:25:58,387 --> 01:26:01,957
* WITH YOU,
I'M NOT SHY *
1770
01:26:01,957 --> 01:26:04,987
* TO SHOW THE WAY
I FEEL *
1771
01:26:04,993 --> 01:26:08,403
* WITH YOU,
I MIGHT TRY *
1772
01:26:08,397 --> 01:26:11,597
* SECRETS TO REVEAL *
1773
01:26:11,600 --> 01:26:15,000
* FOR YOU ARE A MAGNET *
1774
01:26:15,003 --> 01:26:19,483
* AND I AM STEEL *
1775
01:26:29,017 --> 01:26:32,187
* OOH *
1776
01:26:38,126 --> 01:26:41,256
* OOH *
1777
01:26:47,736 --> 01:26:50,566
* OOH *
1778
01:26:54,310 --> 01:26:57,780
* WITH YOU,
I'M NOT SHY *
1779
01:26:57,780 --> 01:27:00,620
* TO SHOW THE WAY
I FEEL *
1780
01:27:00,616 --> 01:27:04,186
* WITH YOU,
I MIGHT TRY *
1781
01:27:04,186 --> 01:27:07,186
* SECRETS TO REVEAL *
1782
01:27:07,189 --> 01:27:10,589
* FOR YOU ARE A MAGNET *
1783
01:27:10,593 --> 01:27:13,563
* AND I AM STEEL *
1784
01:27:13,562 --> 01:27:16,602
* YOU ARE A MAGNET *
1785
01:27:16,599 --> 01:27:19,999
* AND I AM STEEL *
1786
01:27:20,002 --> 01:27:23,042
* YOU ARE A MAGNET *
1787
01:27:23,038 --> 01:27:26,238
* AND I AM STEEL *
1788
01:27:26,241 --> 01:27:29,311
* YOU ARE A MAGNET *
1789
01:27:29,312 --> 01:27:32,352
* AND I AM STEEL *
1790
01:27:32,348 --> 01:27:35,148
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1791
01:27:35,150 --> 01:27:38,150
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1792
01:27:38,153 --> 01:27:41,623
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1793
01:27:42,305 --> 01:27:48,769
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