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(THEME SONG PLAYING)
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♪ Muppet Babies ♪
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♪ They make their dreams come true ♪
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♪ Muppet Babies ♪
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♪ They'll do the same for you ♪
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♪ When your world lookskinda weird ♪
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♪ And you wish you weren't there ♪
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♪ Close your eyesand make believe ♪
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♪ That you can be anywhere ♪
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♪ Kermit loves adventureMiss Piggy is a star ♪
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♪ Summer loves to paintAnd Fozzie's jokes are... ♪
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Wocka wocka!
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Hey, that doesn't even rhyme.
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♪ Animal's on drumsGonzo's off in a flash ♪
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♪ Everybody duck'cause I think he's gonna... ♪
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MISS NANNY:
Is everything all right out here?
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MUPPET BABIES: Yes, Miss Nanny!
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♪ Muppet Babies ♪
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♪ They make their dreams come true ♪
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♪ Muppet Babies ♪
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♪ They'll do the same for you ♪
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KERMIT: The Froginizer.
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(ALL GIGGLING)
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-I love my cape.
-Tan-ta-da-tan!
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To the rescue. Whee!
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Heya, Fozzie.
Wanna play superheroes with us?
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Sure, Kermit.
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I just have to make sure
Animal doesn't see my lunch box.
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Um, why?
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Because Animal always
eats all my snacks
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and I get real hungry at noon
when the clock goes "Da-ding!"
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Whoosh!
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Greetings, Fozzie.
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Oh, I'm not Fozzie.
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I'm the noodliest super bad guy
in Muppetopolis.
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The Noodler!
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Back off, bad guy.
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You're no match for Super Fabulous!
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Captain Icecube!
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And The Froginizer!
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Now stand back, Noodler!
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Or I'll freeze you
with my frosty freezo water balloons!
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Oopsie.
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Ooh!
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Careful, Captain Icecube.
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If my bow gets wet,
it'll overload.
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And even I can't handle
that much Super Fabulousness.
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(MANIACAL LAUGHTER)
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So, Captain Icecube
and Super Fabulous
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have teamed up with...
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Wait, who are you?
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The Froginizer!
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Huh, and, uh,
what's your superpower?
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It's...
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Aw...
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I just realized I'm not sure
what my superpower is.
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That's okay.
I'm sure you'll think of something.
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Well, regardless,
you're no match for me.
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Dr. Meanzo
and my evil sidekick, Meanimal.
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Mean, mean, mean, mean,
mean, mean, mean, mean!
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(MANIACAL LAUGHTER)
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And together with The Noodler...
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(LAUGHS) That's me.
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...we're building
a super evil mustache ray
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to give everyone in Muppetopolis
big, beautiful bad guy mustaches.
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Including you.
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(ALL GASP)
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(SCREAMS)
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Oh, I'd look terrible
with a mustache.
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(WHIMPERS)
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Terribly awesome!
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And there's nothing
you can do to stop me!
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Yeah!
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Because they'll never find us
in your supercool hideout, right?
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Right.
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Oh! I bet it looks like
a giant chicken, right?
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Wrong. Too obvious.
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Uh, pickle?
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A hideout shaped like a pickle? No!
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Everyone would suspect that.
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My hideout is shaped like...
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My head!
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(LAUGHS MANIACALLY)
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And now off to
our secret hideout.
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Pasta la vista, superheroes!
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Macaroni smoke screen!
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-(MANIACAL LAUGHTER)
-(ALL COUGHING)
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(GRUNTS)
He got macaroni in my power bow.
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Don't worry, Super Fabulous.
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We'll catch those bad guys
and stop their evil mustache plan.
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Let's go!
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(PANTS) But we
gotta find their hideout first,
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and I don't see it anywhere.
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You don't, but maybe
The Froginizer can.
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Especially if
his superpower is super vision!
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Yeah! With super vision,
you can see things we can't.
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Okay, I'll try it.
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Super vision go!
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(IMITATES RADAR BEEPING)
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I see, I see...
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BOTH: Yes?
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THE FROGINIZER: Aw!
All I see is my hands.
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BOTH: Oh!
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I guess super vision
isn't my superpower.
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That's okay.
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So, where could
the bad guys' hideout be?
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(GASPS) I'll bet
they're in that big, giant
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chicken-shaped building.
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Or maybe it's that
big, giant pickle-shaped building.
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ALL: Hmm.
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Wait, earlier when
I was listening to Dr. Meanzo,
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he said his hideout
was shaped like his head.
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Superheroes, onward and away!
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You were right.
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This is Dr. Meanzo's hideout.
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But look! Dr. Meanzo
has almost completed his mustache ray.
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Hup, hup, hup, hup.
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(LAUGHS MANIACALLY)
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We've got to get inside
and stop him!
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Right! We'll use our superpowers
to get past the guards.
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Aw! But I still don't know
what my superpower is.
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Don't worry.
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We'll figure it out
in time to defeat Dr. Meanzo.
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Time! That's it!
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It is?
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Yeah! Earlier when I was
listening to Fozzie...
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I mean, The Noodler,
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he said that he always gets
hungry for a snack at noon
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when the clock goes "Da-ding!"
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And he said Meanimal
always tries to eat his snacks.
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Good listening, Froginizer!
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Now all I gotta do
is make that clock go...
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ALL: Da-ding!
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Whoa! (GASPS)
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Whoa!
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(CLOCK DINGS)
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Oh! That "Da-ding!"
makes me feel like a snack.
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And now you're supposed to say,
"That's funny, Noodler.
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"You don't look like a snack."
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(THE FROGINIZER SCREAMS)
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Get it? Wocka wocka.
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Meanimal no get it.
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SUPER FABULOUS:
Yoo-hoo! Bad guys!
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Snack time!
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My lunch box!
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Snacks! Snacks, snacks, snacks!
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Hey! Those are my snacks.
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Meanimal's snacks.
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Noodler's.
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Super Fabulous power bow, go!
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(GRUNTS)
Freeze, bad guys!
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THE NOODLER: Hey!
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MEANIMAL: Cold.
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ALL: Yay!
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Your idea worked perfectly, Froginizer.
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Yeah. But now, I'm all out
of frosty freezo water balloons.
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It's okay. I've still
got my Super Fabulous power bow.
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And The Froginizer has his,
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um, super green powers. Maybe?
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Aw!
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Don't worry, Kermit.
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We'll figure out your power
real soon. Promise.
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In the meantime,
let's roll before that ice melts.
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Freezing my snacks wasn't very ice.
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Wocka wocka.
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Don't move, Dr. Meanzo!
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ALL: Huh?
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There's no one here.
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Where do you think
Dr. Meanzo went?
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Right here.
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-(SUPER FABULOUS GASPS)
-(LAUGHS EVILLY)
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Now I, Dr. Meanzo,
have your power bow.
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No!
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Without my power bow,
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I lose all my fabulousness.
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(CRYING)
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(LAUGHS MANIACALLY)
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Now I can complete
my mustache ray.
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Because with Piggy's
power bow, I am...
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Not so fast, Dr. Meanzo.
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One more move, and I'll freeze you
with my frosty freezo water balloons.
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Don't worry, Dr. Meanzo.
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She's out of freezie balloons.
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Oopsie, forgot.
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They tried to
trap us in a block of ice,
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but it melted.
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And now all of
my snacks are soggy.
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(CHOMPING NOISILY)
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Ha!
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-Want some?
-Uh, no thank you.
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Now where was I?
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You were in the middle of your...
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(IMITATES MANIACAL LAUGHTER)
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Oh, right.
Thanks for listening.
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(LAUGHS MANIACALLY)
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Now that I have
Piggy's power bow, I am...
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Whoo!
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(SINGING)
♪ Meanzo Fabulous ♪
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♪ Who's fabulous-est villainin the land? ♪
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♪ Dr. Meanzo, Dr. Meanzo ♪
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♪ That's me ♪
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♪ And, hey, guess what? ♪
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TOGETHER: Huh?
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♪ About to launchmy fabulously evil plan ♪
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♪ Dr. Meanzo, Dr. Meanzo ♪
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♪ I'll use my Meanzo magic mustache ray ♪
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♪ To put a mustache on everybody ♪
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♪ Now that I've gotsuper fabulous power ♪
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♪ No one can stop me now ♪
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♪ Dr. Meanzo, Dr. Meanzo ♪
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♪ Yeah, no one can stop me now ♪
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♪ He's Dr. Meanzo, Dr. Meanzo ♪
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♪ Yeah, that's my nameDon't wear it out ♪
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♪ No one can stop me ♪
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♪ NowDr. Meanzo ♪
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Now, with all this fabulosity,
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I can power up my mustache ray
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and try it out on you.
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(GASPING)
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(SCREAMING)
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(LAUGHS MANIACALLY)
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Soon the entire world
will have mustaches.
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But first let's keep you
superheroes out of trouble.
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(SNAPS FINGERS)
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Aw! We're trapped in a noodle cage.
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Cool, right?
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Snack?
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No, thanks, Meanimal.
They're kinda wet.
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Okay.
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Wet. That's it!
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If we get the power bow wet,
it'll overload.
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How do you know that?
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Didn't Super Fabulous
say not to get her power bow wet?
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Or it will overload.
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Kermit, maybe you do
have a superpower.
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You have super listening.
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I do?
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Yeah, because you listened to Gonzo,
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you knew his hideout
would be shaped like his head.
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And when Fozzie likes
to have his snack.
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"Da-ding!" (GRUNTS)
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You're right!
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My superpower must be listening.
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But how do we get
that power bow back?
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What'd you say
about the power bow?
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Oh, uh, we were just saying
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that we sure hope Meanzo doesn't get
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the Super Fabulous power bow wet.
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What? Why?
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Well, because then it would...
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Become even more super powerful.
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And give everyone
even longer and eviller mustaches.
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"Longer," "eviller mustaches" you say?
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Thanks for the tip, superheroes.
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Meanimal,
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soak the bow!
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Okay.
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(LAUGHS MANIACALLY)
259
00:11:00,494 --> 00:11:03,038
Oh, did we say more powerful?
260
00:11:03,121 --> 00:11:04,540
We meant to say...
261
00:11:04,623 --> 00:11:06,708
It overloads.
262
00:11:06,792 --> 00:11:07,835
Oh!
263
00:11:07,918 --> 00:11:09,837
What? Uh-oh.
264
00:11:15,467 --> 00:11:17,970
(GASPS)
My mustache! It's gone!
265
00:11:18,053 --> 00:11:20,597
Don't look at me.
I'm hideous!
266
00:11:20,681 --> 00:11:22,724
(CRYING)
267
00:11:22,808 --> 00:11:25,310
Hey, our mustaches are gone too.
268
00:11:25,394 --> 00:11:27,980
And here's your power bow back,
Super Fabulous.
269
00:11:28,063 --> 00:11:32,109
Oh! Finally.
I am super fabulous again!
270
00:11:32,192 --> 00:11:35,028
You may have foiled
my evil plan this time,
271
00:11:35,112 --> 00:11:36,113
super good guys.
272
00:11:36,196 --> 00:11:37,698
But we'll be back.
273
00:11:37,781 --> 00:11:39,950
(MANIACAL LAUGHTER)
274
00:11:40,033 --> 00:11:43,036
You know, Kermie,
I like that you always listen.
275
00:11:43,120 --> 00:11:47,374
It's what makes you a superhero
and a super good friend.
276
00:11:47,457 --> 00:11:48,792
ALL: Aw!
277
00:11:48,876 --> 00:11:50,961
Thanks, you two.
(GASPS) Wait.
278
00:11:51,044 --> 00:11:52,045
Do you hear that?
279
00:11:52,129 --> 00:11:53,630
(IMITATES RADAR BEEPING)
280
00:11:53,714 --> 00:11:54,715
ALL: What?
281
00:11:54,798 --> 00:11:56,675
Nanny said it's snack time.
282
00:11:56,758 --> 00:11:59,219
Super Muppet Babies away!
283
00:12:02,848 --> 00:12:05,100
MISS PIGGY:
My Fair Animal.
284
00:12:05,184 --> 00:12:08,353
(DRUM BEATS)
285
00:12:09,938 --> 00:12:11,315
(SCATTING)
286
00:12:14,818 --> 00:12:17,988
(SCATTING)
287
00:12:18,530 --> 00:12:20,365
Do the chicken cha-cha!
288
00:12:20,449 --> 00:12:22,618
(CLUCKING MUSICALLY)
289
00:12:25,370 --> 00:12:27,206
Leapfrog dance!
290
00:12:27,581 --> 00:12:30,209
Yippie! Ha-ha!
Whoo-hoo!
291
00:12:30,292 --> 00:12:32,503
Do the Summer shuffle!
292
00:12:32,586 --> 00:12:35,797
(SCATTING)
293
00:12:35,881 --> 00:12:38,091
Drum solo!
294
00:12:38,175 --> 00:12:40,427
(OFF-KEY TRUMPET MUSIC)
295
00:12:40,511 --> 00:12:41,929
Drums broken?
296
00:12:42,387 --> 00:12:45,891
No, I'm just not very good
at playing trumpet.
297
00:12:45,974 --> 00:12:49,186
(PLAYING OFF-KEY)
298
00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:51,104
Hear ye, hear ye!
299
00:12:51,188 --> 00:12:53,065
I have an announcement.
300
00:12:53,148 --> 00:12:55,067
-Oh, I wonder what it is.
-Can't wait to hear.
301
00:12:55,150 --> 00:12:56,360
I hereby announce
302
00:12:56,443 --> 00:12:59,029
that Piggy has an announcement.
303
00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:01,406
Thank you, thank you.
304
00:13:01,490 --> 00:13:03,408
I would like to announce...
305
00:13:04,409 --> 00:13:05,452
(GRUNTS)
306
00:13:05,536 --> 00:13:06,537
Fozzie!
307
00:13:06,620 --> 00:13:07,746
Uh, sorry, Piggy.
308
00:13:07,829 --> 00:13:10,040
I think the batteries
on my flashlight are low.
309
00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:11,875
(FRUSTRATED GRUNTS)
310
00:13:11,959 --> 00:13:14,211
What I was trying to announce,
311
00:13:14,294 --> 00:13:17,548
was that I am having
a super fancy tea party
312
00:13:17,631 --> 00:13:19,466
and you are all invited.
313
00:13:19,550 --> 00:13:21,134
-ALL: Ah!
-Oh, cool. That'll be fun.
314
00:13:21,218 --> 00:13:23,011
Sounds like fun, Piggy.
315
00:13:23,095 --> 00:13:24,638
Uh, quick question.
316
00:13:24,721 --> 00:13:26,473
What's a super fancy tea party?
317
00:13:26,557 --> 00:13:29,351
Well, a super fancy tea party
318
00:13:29,434 --> 00:13:32,771
is where you sip tea
holding a teacup properly
319
00:13:32,855 --> 00:13:34,064
like this.
320
00:13:34,690 --> 00:13:35,858
(SLURPS)
321
00:13:35,941 --> 00:13:37,860
ALL: Ooh, that's fancy!
322
00:13:37,943 --> 00:13:39,236
Wow.
323
00:13:39,319 --> 00:13:41,446
It's the most fun you'll ever have.
324
00:13:41,530 --> 00:13:45,450
Everything at a super fancy tea party
is fancy and proper.
325
00:13:45,534 --> 00:13:46,577
"Proper"?
326
00:13:46,660 --> 00:13:47,995
Oh, yes, Animal.
327
00:13:48,078 --> 00:13:51,957
Proper ladies and gentlemen
are polite and well-behaved.
328
00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:53,917
So, whoever wants to
come to my party
329
00:13:54,001 --> 00:13:56,420
must act proper like "moi."
330
00:13:56,503 --> 00:13:58,046
Dress like "moi."
331
00:13:58,130 --> 00:14:00,090
And most importantly,
332
00:14:00,174 --> 00:14:02,176
dance like moi.
333
00:14:02,259 --> 00:14:04,720
One, two, three.
One, two, three.
334
00:14:04,803 --> 00:14:06,096
Animal dance too.
335
00:14:06,180 --> 00:14:07,181
(CHUCKLES)
336
00:14:09,266 --> 00:14:12,686
One, two, five,
eight, four, six, seven.
337
00:14:12,769 --> 00:14:16,190
Whoa! Whoa!
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
338
00:14:17,399 --> 00:14:18,567
(SIGHS)
339
00:14:18,650 --> 00:14:19,651
(SLURPS)
340
00:14:19,735 --> 00:14:20,777
(GROANS)
341
00:14:20,861 --> 00:14:22,946
(ALL LAUGHING)
342
00:14:23,030 --> 00:14:27,242
Oh, Animal!
Your dancing is très hilarious.
343
00:14:27,326 --> 00:14:30,329
Dance, dance, dance, dance! Ha-ha!
344
00:14:30,412 --> 00:14:31,955
But that is not how
I would dance at a super fancy tea party.
345
00:14:34,124 --> 00:14:35,334
Animal hat.
346
00:14:35,417 --> 00:14:37,252
Or how I would dress.
347
00:14:37,336 --> 00:14:38,337
(ANIMAL LAUGHS)
348
00:14:38,420 --> 00:14:41,048
Animal is just not proper.
349
00:14:41,131 --> 00:14:43,675
Animal drum at tea party.
350
00:14:43,759 --> 00:14:45,344
(LAUGHING)
351
00:14:46,136 --> 00:14:47,429
Oh, no, no, Animal.
352
00:14:47,513 --> 00:14:49,806
Playing drums would
ruin my tea party.
353
00:14:49,890 --> 00:14:52,893
(GASPS) Animal ruin Piggy party?
354
00:14:52,976 --> 00:14:54,561
Do not worry, Animal.
355
00:14:54,645 --> 00:14:56,688
I can teach you
how to act like moi
356
00:14:56,772 --> 00:14:58,899
so you won't ruin anything.
357
00:14:58,982 --> 00:15:01,985
Then Animal learn to be like Piggy!
358
00:15:02,069 --> 00:15:03,487
Wonderful!
359
00:15:03,570 --> 00:15:06,573
But, Piggy,
we like Animal the way he is.
360
00:15:06,657 --> 00:15:08,534
He laughs at all my jokes.
361
00:15:08,617 --> 00:15:10,786
(LAUGHING)
362
00:15:10,869 --> 00:15:13,205
See? That wasn't even a joke.
363
00:15:13,288 --> 00:15:15,249
Well, if you like him now,
364
00:15:15,332 --> 00:15:18,126
you'll like him even better
when I'm done with him.
365
00:15:18,210 --> 00:15:20,504
But it's going to take a lot of work.
366
00:15:20,587 --> 00:15:24,299
So, Kermie, I'm putting you
in charge of setting up the tea party.
367
00:15:24,383 --> 00:15:25,425
Okay, Piggy.
368
00:15:25,509 --> 00:15:26,510
-Great!
-Whoa!
369
00:15:26,635 --> 00:15:28,262
Now come along, Animal,
370
00:15:28,345 --> 00:15:31,682
so I can turn you
into a perfect gentle-Animal.
371
00:15:31,765 --> 00:15:33,308
-Toodles!
-Toodles!
372
00:15:33,725 --> 00:15:34,977
(ANIMAL LAUGHING)
373
00:15:35,060 --> 00:15:38,105
Do you really think
Piggy can turn Animal into a gentleman?
374
00:15:38,188 --> 00:15:40,566
(SCOFFS) Does pizza grow on trees?
375
00:15:40,649 --> 00:15:42,401
ALL: No.
376
00:15:42,484 --> 00:15:45,112
But wouldn't it be awesome if it did?
377
00:15:45,195 --> 00:15:46,280
Oh!
378
00:15:46,363 --> 00:15:47,447
(IMITATING MUNCHING)
379
00:15:47,531 --> 00:15:50,492
Also Piggy will never turn
Animal into a gentleman.
380
00:15:50,576 --> 00:15:52,494
All right, Animal.
To be proper,
381
00:15:52,578 --> 00:15:57,499
you need to act less
like Animal and more like...
382
00:15:57,583 --> 00:15:59,877
Mmm... Banana?
383
00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:01,795
No, Piggy. I mean me.
384
00:16:01,879 --> 00:16:03,839
I mean moi. Here.
385
00:16:03,922 --> 00:16:05,507
Let me show you.
386
00:16:09,595 --> 00:16:12,181
(SINGING)
♪ Walk like I do ♪
387
00:16:12,723 --> 00:16:15,559
♪ Sip your tea like I do ♪
388
00:16:15,642 --> 00:16:18,520
-♪ Try to speak like I do ♪
-(BURPS)
389
00:16:18,604 --> 00:16:20,856
♪ There's a gentle-Animalinside of you ♪
390
00:16:20,939 --> 00:16:24,443
♪ And all you have to dois pay attention ♪
391
00:16:24,526 --> 00:16:27,279
♪ Listen to all my instructions ♪
392
00:16:27,362 --> 00:16:30,741
♪ Pretty soonyou'll feel it happening ♪
393
00:16:30,824 --> 00:16:34,119
♪ The gentle-Animalinside of you emerging ♪
394
00:16:34,203 --> 00:16:38,290
♪ You can be a portraitof elegance and grace ♪
395
00:16:38,373 --> 00:16:39,666
♪ Like moi ♪
396
00:16:39,750 --> 00:16:42,836
♪ High society is waiting for you ♪
397
00:16:42,920 --> 00:16:45,297
♪ All you have to do is weara suit and shine your shoes ♪
398
00:16:45,380 --> 00:16:47,049
♪ Replace that shirtwith something new ♪
399
00:16:47,132 --> 00:16:48,509
♪ Put on a tie or maybe two ♪
400
00:16:48,592 --> 00:16:49,968
♪ A cummerbund around your waist ♪
401
00:16:50,052 --> 00:16:51,470
♪ And, Animalfor goodness' sake ♪
402
00:16:51,553 --> 00:16:53,222
♪ Let's not forget to comb your face ♪
403
00:16:53,305 --> 00:16:55,432
♪ Because it's very hairy ♪
404
00:16:55,516 --> 00:16:56,517
Eesh!
405
00:16:56,600 --> 00:16:57,976
♪ Walk like Piggy ♪
406
00:16:58,060 --> 00:16:59,061
♪ Magnifique! ♪
407
00:16:59,144 --> 00:17:00,145
♪ Sip my tea ♪
408
00:17:00,229 --> 00:17:01,480
-Mmm.
-Very good!
409
00:17:01,939 --> 00:17:04,858
♪ Waltz with mearound a ballroom ♪
410
00:17:04,942 --> 00:17:06,902
♪ You're a gentle-Animal now ♪
411
00:17:06,985 --> 00:17:13,408
♪ And you're ready for your big debut! ♪
412
00:17:13,492 --> 00:17:14,868
Let's go!
413
00:17:15,619 --> 00:17:18,205
Hurry! Hurry, everyone,
Piggy will be here soon!
414
00:17:18,288 --> 00:17:19,957
Everything has to be perfect.
415
00:17:21,291 --> 00:17:22,835
Are the tea cups ready, Summer?
416
00:17:23,210 --> 00:17:24,837
Almost ready, Kermit.
417
00:17:24,920 --> 00:17:26,046
(SUMMER GRUNTS)
418
00:17:26,129 --> 00:17:28,465
Great! Roll out the pink carpet.
419
00:17:29,383 --> 00:17:31,051
Carpet unrolled!
420
00:17:31,134 --> 00:17:32,761
All right, we're all ready.
421
00:17:32,845 --> 00:17:33,887
Hit it, Fozzie!
422
00:17:33,971 --> 00:17:37,057
(PLAYING OFF-KEY)
423
00:17:37,140 --> 00:17:38,934
Ladies and gentlemen,
424
00:17:39,017 --> 00:17:42,521
allow me to introduce
the princess of proper.
425
00:17:42,604 --> 00:17:45,315
The fancy and fabulous.
The hostess with the...
426
00:17:45,399 --> 00:17:47,234
Get on with it already!
427
00:17:47,359 --> 00:17:49,820
Uh, Piggy's here.
428
00:17:49,903 --> 00:17:52,823
Hello! Hello, everyone.
429
00:17:52,906 --> 00:17:55,784
So nice to see you
at my perfectly proper,
430
00:17:55,868 --> 00:17:58,078
super fabulous tea party.
431
00:17:58,161 --> 00:18:00,247
I love how you're
all dressed in pink,
432
00:18:00,330 --> 00:18:01,790
like moi.
433
00:18:01,874 --> 00:18:02,875
Where's Animal?
434
00:18:02,958 --> 00:18:04,835
Wasn't he coming to
the tea party with you?
435
00:18:04,918 --> 00:18:05,961
But, of course!
436
00:18:06,044 --> 00:18:07,171
Everyone.
(CLEARS THROAT)
437
00:18:07,254 --> 00:18:10,632
May I introduce
the all new and improved,
438
00:18:10,716 --> 00:18:12,843
because he's just like moi,
439
00:18:12,926 --> 00:18:14,845
gentle-Animal!
440
00:18:17,264 --> 00:18:18,974
(IN BRITISH ACCENT)
Hello, everyone.
441
00:18:19,057 --> 00:18:20,726
So very nice to see you.
442
00:18:20,809 --> 00:18:23,228
You all look so very dashing.
443
00:18:25,814 --> 00:18:27,983
So, uh, when's
Animal gonna get here?
444
00:18:28,108 --> 00:18:29,943
Gonzo, that is Animal.
445
00:18:33,614 --> 00:18:38,118
Wait. Like Animal who goes,
"Whoo-hoo! Drums, drums, drums."
446
00:18:38,202 --> 00:18:39,411
(IN NORMAL VOICE) Drums!
447
00:18:39,828 --> 00:18:41,205
Uh-uh-uh!
448
00:18:41,288 --> 00:18:42,331
(CLEARS THROAT)
449
00:18:42,915 --> 00:18:44,499
(IN BRITISH ACCENT)
No, I'm afraid
450
00:18:44,583 --> 00:18:47,085
drums would ruin the party,
my good man.
451
00:18:47,169 --> 00:18:50,047
It's just not proper to do such a thing.
452
00:18:50,130 --> 00:18:51,340
(CHUCKLES)
453
00:18:51,423 --> 00:18:54,510
My thoughts exactly, Animal.
454
00:18:54,593 --> 00:18:56,595
Now that we're all here,
455
00:18:56,678 --> 00:18:59,097
let the tea party commence!
456
00:18:59,181 --> 00:19:00,766
ALL: Uh...
457
00:19:00,849 --> 00:19:02,684
Hmm, that means, start!
458
00:19:02,768 --> 00:19:04,436
-ALL: Oh.
-Oh, okay.
459
00:19:23,747 --> 00:19:25,999
Wow, he really is like Piggy.
460
00:19:26,083 --> 00:19:28,544
Hey, Animal, here's a joke for you.
461
00:19:28,627 --> 00:19:31,129
What kind of dinosaur drinks tea?
462
00:19:31,213 --> 00:19:32,798
(IN NORMAL VOICE)
I don't know, what?
463
00:19:33,173 --> 00:19:34,550
Uh-uh-uh!
464
00:19:35,509 --> 00:19:36,802
(CLEARS THROAT)
465
00:19:36,885 --> 00:19:39,096
(IN BRITISH ACCENT)
Oh, dear, no, my good man.
466
00:19:39,179 --> 00:19:42,516
Tea time is not
the time for jolly jesting.
467
00:19:42,599 --> 00:19:44,685
You don't wanna hear my joke?
468
00:19:44,768 --> 00:19:46,520
You always laugh at them.
469
00:19:46,603 --> 00:19:48,105
Afraid not, old boy.
470
00:19:48,188 --> 00:19:52,234
Acting silly like that
might ruin this proper party.
471
00:19:52,317 --> 00:19:55,195
Oh, you are so right, Animal.
472
00:19:55,279 --> 00:19:57,614
Now, let us sip our tea.
473
00:19:58,198 --> 00:19:59,199
(IN NORMAL VOICE)
Aah...
474
00:19:59,283 --> 00:20:00,742
Uh-uh-uh!
475
00:20:01,827 --> 00:20:04,454
(IN BRITISH ACCENT)
Oh, dear, what was I thinking?
476
00:20:09,084 --> 00:20:10,419
-ALL: Mmm.
-Minty.
477
00:20:11,336 --> 00:20:13,755
And now that we've
all had our tea,
478
00:20:13,839 --> 00:20:16,091
it's time to dance!
479
00:20:17,342 --> 00:20:19,845
(IN NORMAL VOICE)
Dance, dance!
480
00:20:19,928 --> 00:20:22,097
(LAUGHING)
481
00:20:22,181 --> 00:20:23,891
Do the Summer shuffle!
482
00:20:23,974 --> 00:20:25,851
(SCATTING)
483
00:20:25,934 --> 00:20:27,561
Chicken cha-cha!
484
00:20:27,644 --> 00:20:29,354
(CLUCKING)
485
00:20:29,438 --> 00:20:30,772
No, no, no!
486
00:20:30,856 --> 00:20:34,109
That is not how you dance
at a super fancy tea party!
487
00:20:34,193 --> 00:20:35,652
(ALL GROANING)
488
00:20:35,736 --> 00:20:40,449
At a super fancy tea party,
we dance the waltz.
489
00:20:40,532 --> 00:20:43,660
Uh, my mom says
I'm allergic to walnuts.
490
00:20:43,785 --> 00:20:44,786
Not walnuts!
491
00:20:44,870 --> 00:20:46,788
(CLEARS THROAT)
The waltz.
492
00:20:46,872 --> 00:20:51,335
The official dance of
all proper parties around the world.
493
00:20:51,418 --> 00:20:54,046
Allow gentle-Animal
and I to show you.
494
00:20:54,129 --> 00:20:55,297
(SIGHS)
495
00:20:55,380 --> 00:20:56,924
(IN BRITISH ACCENT)
All right, Piggy.
496
00:20:57,341 --> 00:21:01,803
One, two, three.
One, two, three. One, two, three.
497
00:21:01,887 --> 00:21:05,015
ALL: One, two, three.
One, two, three. One, two, three.
498
00:21:05,098 --> 00:21:06,892
I did it, Animal.
(CHUCKLES)
499
00:21:06,975 --> 00:21:09,061
I made you fancy and proper.
500
00:21:09,144 --> 00:21:11,813
Just like you! Whoa!
501
00:21:19,613 --> 00:21:20,614
Ow!
502
00:21:23,033 --> 00:21:24,451
(ALL LAUGHING)
503
00:21:24,535 --> 00:21:25,911
(MISS PIGGY CRYING)
504
00:21:26,495 --> 00:21:29,164
Piggy, Oh, Piggy, I'm so sorry.
505
00:21:29,248 --> 00:21:32,292
I've ruined your super-fancy tea party.
506
00:21:34,837 --> 00:21:39,299
I guess... I guess
I just can't be fancy and proper like you.
507
00:21:39,383 --> 00:21:41,552
I'm sorry
I made you cry, Piggy.
508
00:21:41,635 --> 00:21:44,847
I suppose
I shall take my leave now.
509
00:21:44,930 --> 00:21:46,223
(MISS PIGGY LAUGHS)
510
00:21:46,306 --> 00:21:48,851
Oh, I'm not crying, Animal.
511
00:21:50,060 --> 00:21:51,854
I'm laughing!
512
00:21:51,937 --> 00:21:53,063
Come again?
513
00:21:53,146 --> 00:21:55,357
Because your dancing...
514
00:21:55,440 --> 00:21:59,361
No, because
you are très hilarious, Animal.
515
00:22:00,737 --> 00:22:03,282
I never should have
tried to make you like me.
516
00:22:03,365 --> 00:22:06,493
I like you because you're you.
517
00:22:06,577 --> 00:22:07,786
You do?
518
00:22:07,870 --> 00:22:09,580
Of course I do.
519
00:22:09,663 --> 00:22:11,540
And I think you could
make this party
520
00:22:11,623 --> 00:22:14,918
even better by doing
what you do best.
521
00:22:15,002 --> 00:22:16,920
Wear a bucket on my head?
522
00:22:17,004 --> 00:22:20,591
I was thinking
of something more like this!
523
00:22:27,556 --> 00:22:28,974
Ah!
524
00:22:33,353 --> 00:22:35,439
(IN NORMAL VOICE)
Drums!
525
00:22:35,522 --> 00:22:36,940
(ANIMAL LAUGHS)
526
00:22:37,024 --> 00:22:38,108
Drums, drums!
527
00:22:39,359 --> 00:22:40,777
ALL: Yay!
528
00:22:40,861 --> 00:22:42,237
Two, three, four!
529
00:22:42,321 --> 00:22:43,697
Uh-uh-uh!
530
00:22:44,573 --> 00:22:45,824
Oopsie.
531
00:22:46,325 --> 00:22:48,702
Perfect! Now, hit it, Animal!
532
00:22:53,332 --> 00:22:55,459
Do the proper Piggy!
533
00:22:55,542 --> 00:22:58,504
A one, two, three.
One, two, three. One two...
534
00:22:58,587 --> 00:23:01,840
(ALL CHEERING)
535
00:23:02,841 --> 00:23:04,051
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
536
00:23:05,052 --> 00:23:06,053
(CHUCKLES)
537
00:23:07,262 --> 00:23:08,263
Wocka wocka!
538
00:23:09,264 --> 00:23:10,516
-(CLUCKS)
-(CHIRPS)
539
00:23:10,599 --> 00:23:11,642
(HONKS)
540
00:23:13,352 --> 00:23:14,978
Yay!
541
00:23:20,108 --> 00:23:21,818
(LAUGHS)
542
00:23:22,277 --> 00:23:23,445
(GROWLS)
543
00:23:25,113 --> 00:23:26,114
Ooh!
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