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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:39,791 --> 00:00:41,541 Time for work! 2 00:00:41,916 --> 00:00:43,416 Work! Come on! 3 00:00:44,166 --> 00:00:45,499 Good morning, Ivy! 4 00:00:46,624 --> 00:00:48,124 Trying to run away? Get out here! 5 00:00:48,749 --> 00:00:49,666 I need to milk you! 6 00:00:49,749 --> 00:00:51,623 We do it every day, come on. 7 00:00:52,332 --> 00:00:53,415 Get out here! 8 00:00:54,123 --> 00:00:56,582 You are so rich in milk! 9 00:00:56,665 --> 00:00:59,748 I'll never starve if I have a wife like you. 10 00:01:17,121 --> 00:01:19,663 Young master, fresh milk. 11 00:01:29,287 --> 00:01:30,495 Change the bed sheets! 12 00:01:30,704 --> 00:01:33,037 No, throw the bed away and buy a new one tomorrow. 13 00:01:57,118 --> 00:01:58,201 Who is washing my legs today? 14 00:02:03,326 --> 00:02:05,159 My legs only, nowhere else. 15 00:02:19,991 --> 00:02:21,407 Tell me, am I handsome? 16 00:02:21,490 --> 00:02:23,324 - You are so handsome! - You are so handsome! 17 00:02:24,115 --> 00:02:25,490 Young master! 18 00:02:25,699 --> 00:02:27,990 Old master called and said he would come to visit two days after. 19 00:02:28,074 --> 00:02:30,115 - Tell him to bring me a million dollars. - Is that enough? 20 00:02:30,407 --> 00:02:31,574 Tell him to bring more then. 21 00:02:32,031 --> 00:02:35,573 Daddy, I am doing good, I miss you. I'm heading to school now. 22 00:02:35,656 --> 00:02:37,239 Bring me two million dollars. 23 00:02:39,739 --> 00:02:40,656 Sorry! 24 00:02:40,739 --> 00:02:42,239 - Where's my ladder? - Right here! 25 00:04:12,315 --> 00:04:13,730 Have some ice cream. 26 00:04:13,814 --> 00:04:15,105 It matches your clothes. 27 00:04:15,189 --> 00:04:16,022 What is this? 28 00:04:16,105 --> 00:04:16,939 Chocolate. 29 00:04:17,272 --> 00:04:19,064 Green should match with yellow! 30 00:04:19,147 --> 00:04:20,939 - Why black? - Sorry. 31 00:05:11,642 --> 00:05:13,642 See, I told you the black girl wore a striped underwear! 32 00:05:13,725 --> 00:05:14,559 Right! 33 00:05:19,934 --> 00:05:20,934 Wong Siu Fu? 34 00:05:21,017 --> 00:05:22,641 Yes, I can tell from his ass. 35 00:05:24,641 --> 00:05:25,724 Stop him. 36 00:05:38,640 --> 00:05:39,973 Where are you going? 37 00:05:40,390 --> 00:05:42,265 Sing, I am waiting for you here. 38 00:05:42,348 --> 00:05:44,722 Sorry for burning all your hair last time, 39 00:05:44,806 --> 00:05:47,306 making you tattoo your eyebrow and making you wear wigs. I regretted it. 40 00:05:47,389 --> 00:05:49,306 Forget about it. My family works for your dad 41 00:05:49,389 --> 00:05:50,639 and I am looking good now. 42 00:05:51,889 --> 00:05:55,264 You really do look good! I really can't stand you! 43 00:05:55,638 --> 00:05:57,055 Come on, have some chocolate. 44 00:05:57,846 --> 00:05:59,638 Sing, I don't need it. 45 00:06:00,180 --> 00:06:01,888 Haven't I had enough cathartics? 46 00:06:01,971 --> 00:06:03,596 You are so smart now. 47 00:06:03,971 --> 00:06:05,221 That's all I had, let's go. 48 00:06:05,305 --> 00:06:06,929 Young master, you're letting him off the hook? 49 00:06:07,012 --> 00:06:09,387 There's nothing I can do. He's smart now. I can't fool him anymore. 50 00:06:16,095 --> 00:06:17,345 I lost two hundred dollars. 51 00:06:17,429 --> 00:06:18,553 Pickpocket? 52 00:06:18,761 --> 00:06:21,428 Do I need to call the police? I have the numbers here. 53 00:06:22,928 --> 00:06:23,886 Smarty-pants! 54 00:06:24,594 --> 00:06:25,844 Do the notes taste good? 55 00:06:26,678 --> 00:06:27,678 They're made of cathartics. 56 00:06:27,761 --> 00:06:29,885 Melt in your mouth and they will take effect in five seconds! 57 00:06:40,634 --> 00:06:41,467 You were tricked. 58 00:06:42,926 --> 00:06:44,134 Not until he is shitting. 59 00:06:45,759 --> 00:06:46,592 Blow it up! 60 00:06:46,676 --> 00:06:47,592 Go! 61 00:06:54,216 --> 00:06:55,050 Shoot him up! 62 00:06:55,133 --> 00:06:56,008 Shoot! 63 00:07:29,130 --> 00:07:31,005 Didn't you know it was dangerous to do? 64 00:07:32,172 --> 00:07:34,588 Who are you? Who is your boss? 65 00:07:34,672 --> 00:07:36,505 My uncle is Professor Chang Sze from this college. 66 00:07:36,588 --> 00:07:37,629 I am studying here. 67 00:07:37,962 --> 00:07:39,712 I told them not to let ugly women study here! 68 00:07:39,796 --> 00:07:42,212 That's right. We bribed them to enter this college. 69 00:07:42,296 --> 00:07:44,004 You are so ugly, even bribery won't help! Leave! 70 00:07:44,087 --> 00:07:45,171 - Just go! - Go! 71 00:07:45,254 --> 00:07:46,504 - Go! - Bastard! 72 00:07:46,587 --> 00:07:47,504 But I am handsome. 73 00:07:47,587 --> 00:07:48,878 You are not handsome at all. 74 00:07:49,086 --> 00:07:50,045 What? 75 00:07:50,211 --> 00:07:51,295 You are not handsome at all! 76 00:07:52,295 --> 00:07:54,295 What did you say? How can you tell such lies? 77 00:07:54,378 --> 00:07:55,878 - Do you even have a conscience? - Let it go. 78 00:07:55,961 --> 00:07:57,503 - How can you face your parents? - Stop it. 79 00:07:57,586 --> 00:07:58,753 How can you face your country? 80 00:07:58,836 --> 00:08:01,002 You better hold a press conference to apologize 81 00:08:01,085 --> 00:08:03,127 or I will kill you! 82 00:08:05,127 --> 00:08:07,460 Human bodies are the most fascinating things in the world. 83 00:08:08,085 --> 00:08:09,335 In my class, 84 00:08:09,585 --> 00:08:12,084 you'll be studying this subject in depth, 85 00:08:12,751 --> 00:08:15,501 like the ability of human bodies to imitate and adapt. 86 00:08:15,709 --> 00:08:17,043 Just like reptiles. 87 00:08:17,543 --> 00:08:22,376 A chameleon protects itself by imitating the color of its surroundings. 88 00:08:23,333 --> 00:08:25,667 Human bodies have the same ability. 89 00:08:25,750 --> 00:08:26,958 Young master, after you. 90 00:08:28,208 --> 00:08:29,792 What are you staring at? Go on. 91 00:08:40,207 --> 00:08:41,624 Let me give you an example. 92 00:08:41,874 --> 00:08:43,416 When a couple 93 00:08:43,999 --> 00:08:45,498 stays together for a long time, 94 00:08:45,873 --> 00:08:48,206 they will look alike over time. 95 00:08:48,873 --> 00:08:50,915 This is what they call "The Couple Look". 96 00:08:51,248 --> 00:08:54,623 In fact, this is the effect of human genes imitating each other. 97 00:08:57,289 --> 00:08:59,289 Any comments on this? 98 00:08:59,455 --> 00:09:01,955 I'm with women all the time. Why haven't I become one? 99 00:09:04,164 --> 00:09:06,997 Human bodies are fragile. 100 00:09:07,580 --> 00:09:08,829 I believe that one day, 101 00:09:09,496 --> 00:09:13,246 our organs will be replaced by artificial organs. 102 00:09:13,329 --> 00:09:15,704 What will be left are our brains. 103 00:09:16,246 --> 00:09:19,038 Our organs will be controlled by computers. 104 00:09:19,870 --> 00:09:21,495 We will have strong imitating power. 105 00:09:21,578 --> 00:09:22,953 We can turn into anyone 106 00:09:23,453 --> 00:09:24,870 or anything. 107 00:09:25,370 --> 00:09:26,662 Can we turn into a cigar? 108 00:09:26,745 --> 00:09:28,037 Theoretically, yes. 109 00:09:28,370 --> 00:09:31,286 You seem to be interested in this topic. 110 00:09:31,577 --> 00:09:32,911 To be honest, I am interested in you. 111 00:09:33,119 --> 00:09:35,411 An ugly girl told me that you're her uncle. 112 00:09:36,911 --> 00:09:38,827 So I came here to see how cocky you are! 113 00:09:39,369 --> 00:09:40,869 I'm going to start the dissection. 114 00:09:41,161 --> 00:09:43,326 If you can stare for more than three minutes, 115 00:09:43,743 --> 00:09:45,118 we'll discuss further. 116 00:09:49,285 --> 00:09:51,118 I am going to dissect the body now. 117 00:10:44,488 --> 00:10:45,988 You're brave! 118 00:10:47,780 --> 00:10:50,904 You are the only one who can tolerate my dissecting class. 119 00:10:51,779 --> 00:10:54,362 Damn it! I don't give a damn. 120 00:10:54,779 --> 00:10:58,945 If you can open your eyes and look, I would give you credit for being bold. 121 00:11:07,528 --> 00:11:09,653 It's a shame to be scared like this. 122 00:11:12,652 --> 00:11:14,027 I need to pee! May I be excused? 123 00:11:26,234 --> 00:11:27,484 Are you scared? 124 00:11:28,859 --> 00:11:31,151 If you have the guts, finish the food. 125 00:11:39,316 --> 00:11:40,691 My dad is the director of this college. 126 00:11:40,775 --> 00:11:43,525 I'll ask him to fire your uncle, kick you out and send you to a strip club. 127 00:11:44,650 --> 00:11:46,774 Then, I'll ask the club manager to fire you again. 128 00:11:46,857 --> 00:11:48,399 No one can fire me. 129 00:11:48,815 --> 00:11:51,732 I am a senior scientific consultant employed by the US Government. 130 00:11:52,107 --> 00:11:54,732 I am a guest professor here. 131 00:11:55,857 --> 00:11:58,481 Well, since I can't fire you, I will steam and fry you! 132 00:12:02,231 --> 00:12:06,606 So you're the rich guy in this college who is hated by everyone. 133 00:12:06,981 --> 00:12:08,897 I finally get to meet you. 134 00:12:09,272 --> 00:12:11,438 What did you say? My father is the director of this college. 135 00:12:11,772 --> 00:12:15,813 If your father wasn't the director, you would have been beaten to death. 136 00:12:18,772 --> 00:12:21,521 If you have guts, tell others that your father is not the director. 137 00:12:21,812 --> 00:12:23,271 Let's see what will happen. 138 00:12:23,479 --> 00:12:24,396 Let me tell you. 139 00:12:24,479 --> 00:12:25,937 My father is not the director! 140 00:12:26,104 --> 00:12:27,187 So what? 141 00:12:44,185 --> 00:12:46,060 That bastard! I got beaten up because of him! 142 00:12:46,144 --> 00:12:48,727 - I'll take revenge tonight. - Yes. 143 00:12:48,810 --> 00:12:49,894 - Left. - Right. 144 00:12:49,977 --> 00:12:50,935 No. 145 00:12:51,560 --> 00:12:52,602 Be careful. 146 00:12:52,685 --> 00:12:53,935 You hurt me! 147 00:12:54,019 --> 00:12:56,059 Sorry. Are you alright, young master? 148 00:12:56,143 --> 00:12:57,268 Should I give you a rub? 149 00:12:57,351 --> 00:12:58,268 Get lost! 150 00:12:59,101 --> 00:13:00,684 Go upstairs and have a look. 151 00:13:01,934 --> 00:13:03,768 Young master, the laboratory shouldn't be upstairs. 152 00:13:03,851 --> 00:13:05,517 It should be in the basement. 153 00:13:06,475 --> 00:13:08,100 Looks like it is here. 154 00:13:11,767 --> 00:13:13,100 It's really here. 155 00:13:13,725 --> 00:13:15,808 What a big basement! We'll have a lot of fun here. 156 00:13:18,349 --> 00:13:19,432 Place it there. 157 00:13:28,181 --> 00:13:31,265 If anyone steps on this animal trap, he would either die or become handicapped. 158 00:13:33,056 --> 00:13:34,348 Where are you going? 159 00:13:34,556 --> 00:13:37,848 In case he misses the trap, the banana skin here will help him. 160 00:13:38,015 --> 00:13:39,514 Wise guy! 161 00:13:39,930 --> 00:13:40,805 Thank you. 162 00:13:41,597 --> 00:13:42,597 Done! 163 00:13:46,555 --> 00:13:48,764 Remove these tubes and pee in them. 164 00:13:48,847 --> 00:13:49,805 Okay! 165 00:13:54,929 --> 00:13:57,596 Young master! I saw a hand passing by! 166 00:13:57,971 --> 00:13:58,929 Just pee! 167 00:13:59,179 --> 00:14:01,471 I swear on my son that I wasn't lying! 168 00:14:01,679 --> 00:14:04,720 You don't have a son. If you do, he must be a freak. 169 00:14:05,720 --> 00:14:06,720 That's not for sure. 170 00:14:24,635 --> 00:14:26,218 What are you staring at? 171 00:14:28,926 --> 00:14:30,176 Young master! 172 00:14:30,676 --> 00:14:32,468 I've just seen a pair of eyes. 173 00:14:32,551 --> 00:14:35,635 Just a pair of eyes staring at me. 174 00:14:35,967 --> 00:14:37,509 - Staring at you? - Yes. 175 00:14:37,925 --> 00:14:38,842 What do you want me to do? 176 00:14:39,009 --> 00:14:41,759 I just want to ask what to do in this situation. 177 00:14:43,092 --> 00:14:48,133 If I were you, I would stab it. Do you want me to show you how? 178 00:14:48,216 --> 00:14:49,424 No, thanks. 179 00:14:49,716 --> 00:14:50,633 Shit! 180 00:14:50,841 --> 00:14:51,799 What's that? 181 00:14:51,966 --> 00:14:52,924 What's up? 182 00:14:54,383 --> 00:14:56,633 What is it staring at? Is this what you've seen? 183 00:14:56,716 --> 00:14:58,757 - Yes, these are the eyes. - Stab it! 184 00:15:05,007 --> 00:15:05,965 How are you? 185 00:15:07,882 --> 00:15:08,840 What's wrong? 186 00:15:09,048 --> 00:15:10,714 I don't know! What's that? 187 00:15:11,547 --> 00:15:12,506 Let me handle it. 188 00:15:13,922 --> 00:15:16,047 It's not successful. Gently, please. 189 00:15:16,922 --> 00:15:18,006 Stop! 190 00:15:18,089 --> 00:15:19,506 Police, freeze! 191 00:15:26,088 --> 00:15:27,171 Get out there! 192 00:15:30,213 --> 00:15:31,296 Get out there! 193 00:15:32,171 --> 00:15:33,379 What are you doing here? 194 00:15:33,462 --> 00:15:34,712 Show me your ID! 195 00:15:35,504 --> 00:15:36,379 I don't have it. 196 00:15:47,169 --> 00:15:49,836 Help! 197 00:15:49,919 --> 00:15:51,086 Wait for me! 198 00:15:51,253 --> 00:15:54,628 Help! 199 00:16:23,250 --> 00:16:25,041 Mr. Lee, we looked for half an hour 200 00:16:25,291 --> 00:16:28,458 and we can't find the walking hand and the staring eyes. 201 00:16:28,541 --> 00:16:29,374 Nothing! 202 00:16:29,457 --> 00:16:30,415 It's impossible! 203 00:16:30,624 --> 00:16:32,915 My assistant's ass was almost stabbed by that hand. 204 00:16:33,790 --> 00:16:35,707 It did stab two inches deep into my ass! 205 00:16:35,790 --> 00:16:37,207 - Four inches! - Four inches all together. 206 00:16:37,290 --> 00:16:39,707 This student of mine has a great imagination. 207 00:16:40,706 --> 00:16:42,081 Just let him have some fun. 208 00:16:42,456 --> 00:16:45,248 Professor, I suspect that you are a crazy maniac. 209 00:16:45,623 --> 00:16:48,248 I believe that you've killed many innocent people 210 00:16:48,498 --> 00:16:50,373 and chopped off their limbs 211 00:16:50,456 --> 00:16:52,080 for a cruel scientific experiment. 212 00:16:55,080 --> 00:16:57,538 You are so sharp, 213 00:16:58,580 --> 00:17:00,163 but you can't prove anything. 214 00:17:01,330 --> 00:17:03,621 Unless you found the limbs. 215 00:17:13,287 --> 00:17:15,161 What are you doing with your hands there? 216 00:17:15,286 --> 00:17:17,328 That hand is a sex maniac, I think it must be a male. 217 00:17:17,411 --> 00:17:19,453 So I pretended to be a female hand to seduce it. 218 00:17:20,453 --> 00:17:23,161 Send two people to look over there. I'll join them to check it out. 219 00:17:23,245 --> 00:17:24,578 - Tat, get the fingerprints. - Yes, sir. 220 00:17:24,661 --> 00:17:26,285 I am the inspector, not you! 221 00:17:26,369 --> 00:17:27,410 Young master! 222 00:17:28,827 --> 00:17:29,827 My father is... 223 00:17:30,369 --> 00:17:31,494 Young master. 224 00:17:38,159 --> 00:17:40,243 If you are free, come to my class tomorrow. 225 00:18:13,448 --> 00:18:14,865 Young master, why did you hit me? 226 00:18:14,948 --> 00:18:17,948 - Did you forget the secret code? - There's no one outside. 227 00:18:18,031 --> 00:18:19,865 That professor is a crazy killer. 228 00:18:20,240 --> 00:18:22,780 I revealed his secret, he would want to kill me. 229 00:18:22,864 --> 00:18:25,280 Otherwise, why would I ask you to hire them to protect me? 230 00:18:26,072 --> 00:18:28,197 I asked you to hire bodyguards, 231 00:18:28,322 --> 00:18:29,489 - not models! - Yes. 232 00:18:29,572 --> 00:18:32,072 How are they going to protect me by posing like that? 233 00:18:32,197 --> 00:18:33,904 - That's all they know. - What? 234 00:18:34,446 --> 00:18:35,946 Time's up, you can leave now. 235 00:18:42,196 --> 00:18:43,863 - What are they? - They are blind. 236 00:18:43,988 --> 00:18:46,528 No one is willing to work for you in Hawaii, 237 00:18:46,612 --> 00:18:48,695 so I have to hire a few blind models as substitutes. 238 00:18:48,778 --> 00:18:51,237 When I count to three, I'll hit you if I still see you. 239 00:18:51,320 --> 00:18:52,153 Three! 240 00:18:53,528 --> 00:18:54,653 Why didn't you count from one? 241 00:18:54,737 --> 00:18:55,737 Master. 242 00:18:55,945 --> 00:18:57,902 I want to give him a big surprise. 243 00:19:02,944 --> 00:19:04,027 My son! 244 00:19:05,861 --> 00:19:06,736 Son! 245 00:19:08,693 --> 00:19:09,985 How are you? 246 00:19:10,110 --> 00:19:11,151 Are you all right? 247 00:19:11,235 --> 00:19:14,401 I am fine, a master taught me great kung fu. 248 00:19:14,485 --> 00:19:16,860 So when you hit me, the bat bent. But I am fine. 249 00:19:16,943 --> 00:19:18,817 I don't have a sore throat and I'm not vomiting blood. 250 00:19:18,900 --> 00:19:20,609 Everything is fine. It's just that I'm crazy now. 251 00:19:20,692 --> 00:19:22,359 - Really? - Yes! 252 00:19:22,442 --> 00:19:23,609 Should I show you? 253 00:19:23,817 --> 00:19:27,109 - See, I am crazy. - What's wrong with you? 254 00:19:27,192 --> 00:19:29,525 Don't touch me, Emperor Tsun is coming to attack us! 255 00:19:29,609 --> 00:19:31,524 Hold on, I want to save the others! 256 00:19:32,899 --> 00:19:33,899 Should we take a look? 257 00:19:34,608 --> 00:19:35,899 The enemies are here, be ready! 258 00:19:37,858 --> 00:19:39,608 I'll open the door and distract him. 259 00:19:39,691 --> 00:19:41,149 You go around his back and hit him. 260 00:19:56,397 --> 00:19:57,356 Watch out! 261 00:19:58,481 --> 00:19:59,481 Miss, are you alright? 262 00:19:59,564 --> 00:20:00,606 I am fine. 263 00:20:00,689 --> 00:20:01,564 Who is he? 264 00:20:01,647 --> 00:20:03,564 I don't know, maybe a thief. 265 00:20:03,772 --> 00:20:04,938 What do you want? 266 00:20:05,605 --> 00:20:08,355 My name is Bonnie. I live next door. 267 00:20:08,896 --> 00:20:10,271 Well, my shower is out of order. 268 00:20:10,355 --> 00:20:11,396 Really? 269 00:20:12,146 --> 00:20:14,188 May I use yours? 270 00:20:16,562 --> 00:20:17,562 I normally take a bath here. 271 00:20:17,812 --> 00:20:19,812 Shampoo, conditioner, anything you want. 272 00:20:20,062 --> 00:20:21,812 There is a cleaning brush under the water. 273 00:20:21,895 --> 00:20:22,770 Not bad. 274 00:20:23,562 --> 00:20:26,395 By the way, you change fast. 275 00:20:26,562 --> 00:20:28,478 I can take off yours even faster. 276 00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:29,811 I don't believe it. 277 00:20:29,894 --> 00:20:31,019 You call this diving? 278 00:20:31,103 --> 00:20:32,478 See this! 279 00:20:38,393 --> 00:20:39,477 Whose is this? 280 00:20:39,685 --> 00:20:40,935 That's mine. 281 00:20:41,102 --> 00:20:45,268 My god! People will tease you and the dogs will bark at you. 282 00:20:45,893 --> 00:20:48,977 Your dad fainted. 283 00:20:49,268 --> 00:20:51,101 He will wake up if you hit him again. 284 00:20:51,351 --> 00:20:52,601 Take a look at him, would you? 285 00:20:53,017 --> 00:20:54,976 Let me scrub your back. 286 00:20:55,309 --> 00:20:58,267 - It looks like a toilet scrub. - I am washing the toilet now. 287 00:20:58,434 --> 00:21:00,017 You are so bad. 288 00:21:00,226 --> 00:21:02,433 You are so heartless! 289 00:21:05,058 --> 00:21:06,266 I am. 290 00:21:06,350 --> 00:21:08,058 Madam, you look familiar, who are you? 291 00:21:08,516 --> 00:21:10,391 I would rather give birth to a bun instead of you. 292 00:21:10,933 --> 00:21:12,224 Having me was the result. 293 00:21:12,307 --> 00:21:14,182 You were enjoying the process of making me. 294 00:21:15,640 --> 00:21:16,765 You're right. 295 00:21:19,265 --> 00:21:20,474 You're done. 296 00:21:20,640 --> 00:21:22,057 Where should we go next? 297 00:21:22,307 --> 00:21:24,223 I have no idea. 298 00:21:24,639 --> 00:21:27,723 If someone helps me wash my toes, I might have some ideas. 299 00:21:37,513 --> 00:21:38,472 What's this? 300 00:21:41,472 --> 00:21:42,388 What's that? 301 00:21:42,722 --> 00:21:43,638 LSD! 302 00:21:47,012 --> 00:21:49,221 What are you doing? 303 00:21:49,554 --> 00:21:50,637 Trying to throw up? 304 00:21:50,721 --> 00:21:53,679 I want to see the brand so I can buy some for myself. 305 00:21:53,762 --> 00:21:55,096 No need, I have plenty. Come on! 306 00:22:08,053 --> 00:22:09,760 Tequila with Seven-Up. 307 00:22:12,344 --> 00:22:13,760 Seven glasses for each. 308 00:22:53,341 --> 00:22:54,756 Do you think I am stupid? 309 00:23:18,796 --> 00:23:20,338 Let's go dancing. 310 00:23:20,504 --> 00:23:22,171 I don't know how to dance. 311 00:23:23,296 --> 00:23:26,421 If you win, I will sleep with you tonight. 312 00:23:26,629 --> 00:23:27,837 Bonnie, you have mistaken me. 313 00:23:27,920 --> 00:23:29,545 I am not a wolf. 314 00:24:14,958 --> 00:24:16,083 Hug me. 315 00:24:17,166 --> 00:24:19,041 Calm down. 316 00:24:19,333 --> 00:24:20,583 My husband is here. 317 00:24:21,124 --> 00:24:22,124 Really? 318 00:24:22,458 --> 00:24:23,708 Turn around and have a look. 319 00:24:24,166 --> 00:24:25,707 He is walking towards the bar table. 320 00:24:26,915 --> 00:24:29,207 You have more than ten husbands? 321 00:24:29,290 --> 00:24:32,040 No, it's my husband and his bodyguards. 322 00:24:39,414 --> 00:24:41,247 Is your husband operating a security company? 323 00:24:42,497 --> 00:24:44,581 No, he is from an organization. 324 00:24:44,664 --> 00:24:45,497 Really? 325 00:24:45,581 --> 00:24:47,038 Which one? 326 00:24:47,621 --> 00:24:49,038 He is the boss of a Japanese triad gang. 327 00:25:18,411 --> 00:25:19,994 I've got the traitor. 328 00:25:29,618 --> 00:25:33,201 You've been bad! Why didn't you drive? 329 00:25:34,159 --> 00:25:35,326 Why aren't you talking? 330 00:25:35,701 --> 00:25:36,742 Are you sleeping? 331 00:25:37,284 --> 00:25:39,451 What's wrong with you? 332 00:25:40,451 --> 00:25:41,617 Are you okay? 333 00:25:41,951 --> 00:25:43,950 Hey! Don't faint! 334 00:25:46,783 --> 00:25:48,325 Hey, are you okay? 335 00:25:52,741 --> 00:25:53,700 No. 336 00:25:55,699 --> 00:25:56,907 Where is it? 337 00:26:06,864 --> 00:26:07,906 I don't care! 338 00:26:10,031 --> 00:26:12,031 Yes, he is having an overdose. 339 00:26:12,156 --> 00:26:13,823 I've got everything. Come here and save him. 340 00:26:13,906 --> 00:26:14,823 I beg you. 341 00:26:14,906 --> 00:26:16,573 He will be dead when I arrive. Deal with it. 342 00:26:16,656 --> 00:26:17,697 This is not your first time! 343 00:26:17,780 --> 00:26:20,363 I don't know how to do it. I don't have experience! 344 00:26:20,572 --> 00:26:21,488 You need to learn it now. 345 00:26:21,572 --> 00:26:23,322 If he dies at your place, you are ruined. 346 00:26:23,655 --> 00:26:25,155 Let me get the handbook and instruct you. 347 00:26:25,238 --> 00:26:26,238 Hold on. 348 00:26:32,862 --> 00:26:34,612 Have you marked him? 349 00:26:37,487 --> 00:26:38,946 Yes. 350 00:26:39,404 --> 00:26:41,820 He overdosed and his heart is shrinking. 351 00:26:41,986 --> 00:26:46,986 To prevent that, you have to inject the stimulant into his heart 352 00:26:47,070 --> 00:26:48,278 to save him. 353 00:26:49,070 --> 00:26:50,486 No... 354 00:26:50,736 --> 00:26:52,152 You have to do it. You have no choice! 355 00:26:52,235 --> 00:26:53,110 You got the needle? 356 00:26:53,194 --> 00:26:54,110 Yes. 357 00:26:54,194 --> 00:26:55,819 Just stab it in! 358 00:27:09,151 --> 00:27:11,234 Hello? 359 00:27:12,109 --> 00:27:13,026 Hello. 360 00:27:13,109 --> 00:27:14,026 You're awake? 361 00:27:14,108 --> 00:27:14,983 Yes, I'm awake. 362 00:27:15,067 --> 00:27:16,150 But the woman fainted. 363 00:27:16,733 --> 00:27:17,983 Where is the needle? 364 00:27:18,608 --> 00:27:20,567 It's stabbed into the left side below the belly. 365 00:27:20,650 --> 00:27:22,483 Nine out of ten men placed their dick on the left. 366 00:27:22,567 --> 00:27:23,483 What about you? 367 00:27:23,817 --> 00:27:25,317 I am lucky, I am the tenth. 368 00:27:25,399 --> 00:27:26,357 I placed it on the right. 369 00:27:26,441 --> 00:27:27,316 Congratulations. 370 00:27:27,399 --> 00:27:29,149 But my balls are on the left. 371 00:27:29,232 --> 00:27:30,274 Okay, bye. 372 00:27:31,732 --> 00:27:32,566 It's not me. Sorry! 373 00:27:41,731 --> 00:27:42,690 You bastard! 374 00:27:42,898 --> 00:27:44,148 I gave you so much money 375 00:27:44,648 --> 00:27:47,023 just to change something in the government's computer. 376 00:27:47,648 --> 00:27:48,814 And you betray me? 377 00:27:51,314 --> 00:27:53,564 Boss, your Cantonese is so fluent lately. 378 00:27:56,314 --> 00:27:58,189 I spoke a lot to my girl lately. 379 00:27:58,980 --> 00:28:00,604 That's why I'm so good at it. 380 00:28:02,604 --> 00:28:03,771 I'll handle you first. 381 00:28:07,354 --> 00:28:08,938 Should I listen to you? 382 00:28:09,479 --> 00:28:10,770 If I do, how can I be the boss? 383 00:28:11,437 --> 00:28:13,562 Give me one more chance! 384 00:28:14,562 --> 00:28:18,020 All right, I will give you another chance. 385 00:28:19,103 --> 00:28:20,812 So you can die with no regrets. 386 00:28:22,686 --> 00:28:24,394 When that bitch and the adulterer come home, 387 00:28:24,894 --> 00:28:27,144 throw them both into the sea. 388 00:28:32,186 --> 00:28:33,019 Yes. 389 00:28:47,059 --> 00:28:48,267 Damn it! 390 00:28:49,434 --> 00:28:50,684 What does that mean? 391 00:28:59,058 --> 00:28:59,891 What are you doing? 392 00:28:59,974 --> 00:29:02,099 You were saying Professor Chang had limbs that walk. 393 00:29:02,183 --> 00:29:03,933 Now, you are saying someone is going to kill you. 394 00:29:05,308 --> 00:29:06,224 Get out! 395 00:29:21,764 --> 00:29:23,806 Mom, I'm in big trouble! 396 00:29:24,764 --> 00:29:25,597 I'm in big trouble too! 397 00:29:25,681 --> 00:29:26,889 - Listen to me! - Listen to me! 398 00:29:26,972 --> 00:29:28,097 Someone wants to kill me! 399 00:29:28,181 --> 00:29:30,388 Yours isn't a big deal. I have something to tell you! 400 00:29:30,471 --> 00:29:32,596 I know! You want me to study hard. 401 00:29:32,680 --> 00:29:33,555 I always study hard. 402 00:29:33,638 --> 00:29:36,263 No, I have something new to tell you. 403 00:29:36,346 --> 00:29:39,388 Your dad, Lee Yat Fai is not your biological father. 404 00:29:40,346 --> 00:29:42,304 I know, Tat is my real dad. 405 00:29:43,012 --> 00:29:44,095 How did you know? 406 00:29:44,512 --> 00:29:46,637 I hit dad and he went crazy, but I didn't hit you! 407 00:29:46,804 --> 00:29:48,512 Why are you acting crazy? 408 00:29:48,595 --> 00:29:49,845 Crazy? 409 00:29:52,719 --> 00:29:55,094 Do you think I'm really crazy? 410 00:29:55,678 --> 00:29:58,344 You bitch! Revealing my secrets! 411 00:29:58,553 --> 00:29:59,844 That's how I know you're not my son. 412 00:30:03,386 --> 00:30:05,135 I've suspected that for ages. 413 00:30:05,802 --> 00:30:09,677 My nickname is "Handsome Valentino", 414 00:30:10,468 --> 00:30:13,635 but my son looks like shit! 415 00:30:14,468 --> 00:30:15,676 I know nothing! 416 00:30:15,759 --> 00:30:16,717 Anyway, I want two million. 417 00:30:16,801 --> 00:30:18,551 Anyone who gives me two million is my dad. 418 00:30:18,634 --> 00:30:19,592 I have two hundred dollars. 419 00:30:19,676 --> 00:30:20,884 Two million. 420 00:30:20,967 --> 00:30:23,301 Go back to washing the toilet. 421 00:30:24,426 --> 00:30:25,551 One night, about 25 years ago, 422 00:30:26,051 --> 00:30:27,966 I was reading sex novels in the storeroom. 423 00:30:28,675 --> 00:30:30,925 Your mom rushed in, wore nothing and turned off the lights. 424 00:30:31,008 --> 00:30:32,258 Mind your tongue. 425 00:30:32,550 --> 00:30:33,966 I wore socks that night. 426 00:30:34,383 --> 00:30:37,633 Sorry. You wore a pair of white socks. 427 00:30:39,007 --> 00:30:40,382 Old master was away that night. 428 00:30:41,174 --> 00:30:42,965 I couldn't control myself and we... 429 00:30:43,882 --> 00:30:46,049 I regretted it so much when I turned on the lights. 430 00:30:49,548 --> 00:30:51,548 Why did you read the sex novel in the first place? 431 00:30:51,673 --> 00:30:53,381 Shut up! Stop saying anything! 432 00:30:53,548 --> 00:30:54,839 Don't! 433 00:30:55,298 --> 00:30:57,048 God will punish those who hit their parents. 434 00:30:57,131 --> 00:30:58,964 Why should I believe he's my dad? 435 00:30:59,048 --> 00:31:00,089 Do you have any proof? 436 00:31:00,214 --> 00:31:01,672 It's shown in the movies 437 00:31:01,755 --> 00:31:04,005 that the son will faint if the dad kneels before him. 438 00:31:04,255 --> 00:31:06,547 Really? Kneel and find out. 439 00:31:09,005 --> 00:31:10,130 Kneel down! 440 00:31:19,337 --> 00:31:20,921 Feeling dizzy now? 441 00:31:23,128 --> 00:31:25,128 I am fine! 442 00:31:25,836 --> 00:31:26,670 Stop messing around. 443 00:31:26,753 --> 00:31:28,211 I have a bright future. 444 00:31:28,295 --> 00:31:29,128 Hey. 445 00:31:30,086 --> 00:31:31,503 Here's a check of two million dollars. 446 00:31:31,586 --> 00:31:32,586 If you take me as your dad, 447 00:31:32,670 --> 00:31:34,752 I'll forget about everything and you can have more. 448 00:31:34,919 --> 00:31:35,919 Otherwise... 449 00:31:36,294 --> 00:31:37,544 You know how it will turn out. 450 00:31:39,460 --> 00:31:40,335 No. 451 00:31:40,419 --> 00:31:41,335 Don't take it. 452 00:31:41,794 --> 00:31:42,835 Thank you, Dad. 453 00:31:45,419 --> 00:31:47,293 You are my good son. 454 00:31:48,668 --> 00:31:50,751 Wise people should know the right choice. 455 00:31:51,084 --> 00:31:52,709 This is not right! 456 00:31:52,793 --> 00:31:53,626 No! 457 00:31:55,709 --> 00:31:57,375 I don't mind you not accepting me as your dad. 458 00:31:57,458 --> 00:31:58,917 Get lost! 459 00:31:59,792 --> 00:32:02,125 I spoiled you and it's harming you. 460 00:32:02,208 --> 00:32:03,750 Mind your tongue or I will call the police. 461 00:32:03,833 --> 00:32:06,708 To be honest, you are a disgusting person. 462 00:32:06,792 --> 00:32:07,792 Stop! 463 00:32:08,083 --> 00:32:10,374 I hope you would respect others from now on, 464 00:32:10,457 --> 00:32:11,541 so others will respect you. 465 00:32:12,999 --> 00:32:14,166 Get lost, bastard! 466 00:32:14,249 --> 00:32:15,416 You are the bastard. 467 00:32:15,916 --> 00:32:17,707 I am your dad, so I can scold you. 468 00:32:17,916 --> 00:32:19,082 How dare you? 469 00:32:48,163 --> 00:32:49,079 Hello. 470 00:32:50,621 --> 00:32:51,621 Are you confessing? 471 00:32:56,578 --> 00:32:57,912 Aren't you scared of me? 472 00:32:58,245 --> 00:32:59,328 I don't give a damn. 473 00:32:59,412 --> 00:33:00,953 I bite too. 474 00:33:03,995 --> 00:33:05,161 Are you unhappy? 475 00:33:05,869 --> 00:33:07,411 How can I feel happy after seeing you? 476 00:33:07,494 --> 00:33:09,744 - I'll leave then. - Please, hurry up. 477 00:33:10,786 --> 00:33:11,744 Hey. 478 00:33:12,369 --> 00:33:13,286 Come over here. 479 00:33:18,993 --> 00:33:22,785 I have a friend who ignored his dad for money. 480 00:33:23,160 --> 00:33:24,118 And? 481 00:33:24,285 --> 00:33:25,326 That's it. 482 00:33:25,410 --> 00:33:26,410 - I am leaving. - Wait. 483 00:33:28,992 --> 00:33:33,034 He threw his dad out and kicked him hard. 484 00:33:33,242 --> 00:33:34,909 The rain was pouring then. 485 00:33:36,409 --> 00:33:37,659 How do you feel about this guy? 486 00:33:37,909 --> 00:33:39,366 He's worse than an animal. 487 00:33:39,449 --> 00:33:40,616 But he is really handsome. 488 00:33:40,699 --> 00:33:41,991 That's better. 489 00:33:42,366 --> 00:33:43,949 Otherwise, he should be shot to death. 490 00:33:44,324 --> 00:33:47,408 Do you think I am handsome? 491 00:33:49,783 --> 00:33:51,490 I, Chung Chung, swear 492 00:33:52,115 --> 00:33:53,782 that you are not handsome at all. 493 00:34:19,030 --> 00:34:20,613 He is alone tonight. 494 00:34:21,405 --> 00:34:22,446 Damn! 495 00:34:36,153 --> 00:34:37,569 Are you calling 911? 496 00:34:37,986 --> 00:34:39,111 May I? 497 00:34:39,653 --> 00:34:40,653 Up to you. 498 00:34:42,569 --> 00:34:43,944 What is the number? 499 00:35:19,941 --> 00:35:20,940 Who turned off the light? 500 00:35:23,440 --> 00:35:24,274 Don't go! 501 00:35:25,399 --> 00:35:26,440 Why are you standing here? 502 00:35:26,524 --> 00:35:28,024 I didn't know he would bump against me. 503 00:35:28,107 --> 00:35:29,024 Go after him. 504 00:35:30,107 --> 00:35:31,107 This house is too big. 505 00:35:31,357 --> 00:35:32,398 I think I'll blow it up. 506 00:35:37,064 --> 00:35:37,939 There! 507 00:35:39,523 --> 00:35:40,606 There you go! 508 00:35:44,397 --> 00:35:45,438 Why are you back? 509 00:35:45,522 --> 00:35:46,730 I never left. 510 00:36:16,978 --> 00:36:17,894 Don't move. 511 00:36:20,144 --> 00:36:21,310 Give me the gun. 512 00:36:23,769 --> 00:36:24,769 Don't do anything crazy. 513 00:36:25,019 --> 00:36:26,227 Give it to me slowly. 514 00:36:26,310 --> 00:36:27,227 Hurry up! 515 00:36:29,309 --> 00:36:30,268 Don't try anything. 516 00:36:30,351 --> 00:36:31,268 Don't think 517 00:36:31,351 --> 00:36:33,059 I can't see you behind those glasses? 518 00:36:33,184 --> 00:36:34,143 Don't do anything stupid. 519 00:36:35,684 --> 00:36:37,559 Give me your gun. 520 00:36:38,434 --> 00:36:39,476 You've got it. 521 00:36:44,142 --> 00:36:45,058 Don't move! 522 00:36:45,683 --> 00:36:47,308 Don't move, I've got your friend. 523 00:36:47,600 --> 00:36:48,767 I told you not to move! 524 00:36:48,850 --> 00:36:50,100 I've got your boss. 525 00:36:51,766 --> 00:36:53,474 Well, let's exchange hostages. 526 00:36:53,557 --> 00:36:54,391 Damn you! 527 00:36:54,474 --> 00:36:55,516 Let my friend go! 528 00:36:55,599 --> 00:36:58,099 Or I will shoot! 529 00:37:04,056 --> 00:37:05,848 Why did you kneel down? 530 00:37:09,723 --> 00:37:10,931 He is my son. He can't stand it! 531 00:37:11,015 --> 00:37:12,765 He faints whenever I kneel before him. 532 00:37:30,804 --> 00:37:33,554 That stupid guy used an explosive instead of his gun. 533 00:37:33,804 --> 00:37:35,388 He made a big mistake this time. 534 00:37:35,471 --> 00:37:36,553 Look! 535 00:37:37,678 --> 00:37:38,803 He left his sword. 536 00:37:38,887 --> 00:37:40,345 Do you remember the shooting toilet? 537 00:37:40,428 --> 00:37:41,928 The one we used to fool Wong Siu Fu? 538 00:37:42,012 --> 00:37:42,887 It's next to you. 539 00:37:42,970 --> 00:37:43,845 What? 540 00:37:50,677 --> 00:37:52,386 How many people can it serve at a time? 541 00:37:52,469 --> 00:37:53,302 One. 542 00:37:57,302 --> 00:38:00,093 Don't worry, we still have a couple of hours. 543 00:38:03,176 --> 00:38:04,343 Put on your glasses. 544 00:38:04,426 --> 00:38:05,426 We only have ten seconds. 545 00:38:06,301 --> 00:38:07,885 This sword doesn't cut through chains. 546 00:38:08,051 --> 00:38:09,676 Chop my hand off and leave! 547 00:38:09,760 --> 00:38:11,134 You don't have to teach me that. 548 00:38:18,134 --> 00:38:21,841 I never treated you well in my life. Let me make it up to you. 549 00:38:23,091 --> 00:38:24,258 Dad. 550 00:38:26,508 --> 00:38:27,383 My dear son. 551 00:38:27,508 --> 00:38:28,341 Sit down! 552 00:38:52,964 --> 00:38:54,589 Chung Chung, are you all right? 553 00:38:55,672 --> 00:38:56,671 I am fine. 554 00:39:05,963 --> 00:39:07,045 You had a nightmare? 555 00:39:07,295 --> 00:39:11,920 Yes, I saw Sing blown up to pieces in my dream. 556 00:39:12,545 --> 00:39:14,087 I'm so scared. 557 00:39:16,170 --> 00:39:17,879 Didn't you hate him? 558 00:39:18,461 --> 00:39:20,419 Why did you dream of him? 559 00:39:21,253 --> 00:39:22,753 I do hate him. 560 00:39:24,669 --> 00:39:27,753 I remember a psychiatrist once said, 561 00:39:27,961 --> 00:39:31,543 bad guys attract women. 562 00:39:33,918 --> 00:39:35,793 In fact, he isn't that bad. 563 00:39:36,377 --> 00:39:38,710 He went to the church for confession. 564 00:39:39,085 --> 00:39:41,876 He is just stubborn and he is afraid of me teasing him. 565 00:39:43,042 --> 00:39:46,042 He is so miserable for not having any friends. 566 00:39:47,126 --> 00:39:49,834 He is a smart guy. 567 00:39:50,084 --> 00:39:51,209 Otherwise, 568 00:39:51,292 --> 00:39:53,583 he can't think of so many tricks to fool others. 569 00:39:57,916 --> 00:39:58,750 Doctor Chang please. 570 00:39:59,958 --> 00:40:02,666 A patient named Lee Chak Sing has been blown up to pieces. 571 00:40:02,833 --> 00:40:03,833 Come to the hospital now. 572 00:40:03,916 --> 00:40:04,958 What's wrong? 573 00:40:07,750 --> 00:40:09,291 What you saw wasn't a dream. 574 00:40:09,666 --> 00:40:10,833 It's real. 575 00:40:33,834 --> 00:40:35,959 Professor, how is my son? 576 00:40:36,042 --> 00:40:37,084 Calm down. 577 00:40:37,667 --> 00:40:41,334 From the medical point of view, your son is dead. 578 00:40:41,501 --> 00:40:42,417 What? 579 00:40:43,542 --> 00:40:46,709 But to me, he is half dead. 580 00:40:47,042 --> 00:40:47,959 What do you mean? 581 00:40:52,668 --> 00:40:54,710 Dad, are you here? 582 00:40:56,377 --> 00:40:57,668 Only his lips are left? 583 00:40:57,752 --> 00:40:58,585 Right. 584 00:40:58,960 --> 00:41:00,127 Didn't the professor tell you? 585 00:41:01,127 --> 00:41:04,043 My body is gone. What's left are my brain and my lips. 586 00:41:04,668 --> 00:41:05,627 Rest for now. 587 00:41:06,752 --> 00:41:07,877 Don't talk so much. 588 00:41:08,168 --> 00:41:10,877 I have good news and bad news for you. 589 00:41:10,960 --> 00:41:11,793 What? 590 00:41:12,127 --> 00:41:15,210 The good news is, I've mentioned the artificial organs, right? 591 00:41:15,293 --> 00:41:17,377 They have been successfully invented by the US government. 592 00:41:17,585 --> 00:41:19,210 You may keep two original organs. 593 00:41:19,377 --> 00:41:21,793 You can replace the rest with artificial organs. 594 00:41:22,377 --> 00:41:24,502 So, we can rebuild your son's body. 595 00:41:24,585 --> 00:41:25,961 Do it now. 596 00:41:26,294 --> 00:41:28,919 This is Doctor Quency, Chief Doctor of this hospital. 597 00:41:29,378 --> 00:41:31,628 How are you? 598 00:41:31,878 --> 00:41:34,753 This is my son. Please save him. 599 00:41:34,836 --> 00:41:36,961 Listen to me, I have bad news too. 600 00:41:37,544 --> 00:41:40,628 He needs 60 million dollars for the operation. 601 00:41:41,336 --> 00:41:43,044 Sorry, I don't have that much money. 602 00:41:43,753 --> 00:41:45,128 How can you do the operation then? 603 00:41:46,419 --> 00:41:48,878 I will call his wealthy father. 604 00:41:50,919 --> 00:41:51,794 I understand. 605 00:41:53,128 --> 00:41:54,336 You better talk to him directly. 606 00:41:59,919 --> 00:42:02,670 Sing, I have a lot of money, but I don't want you to see Tat again. 607 00:42:02,754 --> 00:42:04,462 Otherwise, you are no longer my son! 608 00:42:04,545 --> 00:42:05,629 Let's stop all communication. 609 00:42:06,170 --> 00:42:08,212 In fact, I've made up my mind these few days, Mr. Lee. 610 00:42:08,379 --> 00:42:09,712 Let's forget each other from now on. 611 00:42:09,795 --> 00:42:12,545 All right, since you'll never change, go to hell! 612 00:42:17,087 --> 00:42:18,212 Why are you so stupid? 613 00:42:21,962 --> 00:42:24,962 He is so practical! He has no mercy at all. 614 00:42:26,879 --> 00:42:29,129 I can only afford 6,000 dollars. 615 00:42:30,337 --> 00:42:32,004 You have 6,000 dollars? 616 00:42:32,254 --> 00:42:33,837 Okay, I will do it for you. 617 00:42:34,129 --> 00:42:35,671 We can still make it at a cheaper price. 618 00:42:35,963 --> 00:42:37,296 Dare to try? 619 00:42:55,255 --> 00:42:56,380 Wipe my sweat! 620 00:43:08,505 --> 00:43:09,380 Done! 621 00:43:11,089 --> 00:43:12,089 Thank you. 622 00:43:13,339 --> 00:43:14,756 - Eat it while it's still hot. - Okay. 623 00:43:14,839 --> 00:43:18,089 I'm sure you'll like the beef noodles I made. 624 00:43:20,756 --> 00:43:22,797 He looks sad, let him eat first. 625 00:43:25,714 --> 00:43:28,339 My dear son, have some noodles first. 626 00:43:28,797 --> 00:43:29,714 I am not in the mood. 627 00:43:29,797 --> 00:43:31,631 The operation is a success. 628 00:43:32,381 --> 00:43:35,089 He is recovering. He looks almost the same as before. 629 00:43:35,214 --> 00:43:36,672 But not the face. 630 00:43:36,881 --> 00:43:38,422 You look good anyway. 631 00:43:39,464 --> 00:43:40,714 Am I too handsome then? 632 00:43:40,881 --> 00:43:41,964 It's okay. 633 00:43:42,089 --> 00:43:43,547 Let me take a look first. 634 00:43:43,756 --> 00:43:45,840 No need. You should have some noodles. 635 00:43:46,048 --> 00:43:47,965 Be frank. How is this okay? 636 00:43:48,048 --> 00:43:49,923 It's cheap. This is all we can afford. 637 00:43:50,048 --> 00:43:51,090 I'll kill myself then. 638 00:43:51,298 --> 00:43:52,965 Calm down! 639 00:43:53,215 --> 00:43:55,132 Professor, you should take this seriously. 640 00:43:55,215 --> 00:43:57,173 Help me fix him again. 641 00:43:58,965 --> 00:43:59,840 Okay. 642 00:44:03,382 --> 00:44:04,257 Look. 643 00:44:04,340 --> 00:44:05,173 You look handsome now. 644 00:44:05,257 --> 00:44:06,507 Just like before. 645 00:44:06,590 --> 00:44:07,465 Thank you, Professor. 646 00:44:07,548 --> 00:44:08,507 This is what I should do. 647 00:44:08,590 --> 00:44:10,215 But I think my arms are different in length. 648 00:44:10,298 --> 00:44:12,423 Everyone's arms are not of the same length. 649 00:44:12,507 --> 00:44:14,132 But the difference is too much! 650 00:44:14,923 --> 00:44:15,882 What now? 651 00:44:18,923 --> 00:44:21,424 It's cheap. This is all we can afford. 652 00:44:21,716 --> 00:44:22,924 I'll kill myself then. 653 00:44:23,966 --> 00:44:26,716 Professor, are you fooling us? 654 00:44:26,841 --> 00:44:28,383 How can you give him an arm like that? 655 00:44:28,466 --> 00:44:29,549 Do you think we are fools? 656 00:44:29,633 --> 00:44:30,591 Calm down. 657 00:44:30,674 --> 00:44:31,633 How can I calm down? 658 00:44:31,716 --> 00:44:33,549 - Trust me. - I'll trust you one last time. 659 00:44:35,049 --> 00:44:36,049 You are lucky. 660 00:44:36,299 --> 00:44:38,841 There are over 100 pairs of arms being dumped this month. 661 00:44:39,008 --> 00:44:40,924 I've tried my best to find you the perfect pair. 662 00:44:41,008 --> 00:44:42,008 Put in some strength. 663 00:44:42,091 --> 00:44:43,216 - It's okay. - Really? 664 00:44:43,299 --> 00:44:44,424 - Yes! - Yes! 665 00:44:53,299 --> 00:44:57,050 I am sorry. I only got arms this month. 666 00:44:59,800 --> 00:45:00,967 It's cheap. 667 00:45:01,634 --> 00:45:02,800 It's all we can afford. 668 00:45:13,759 --> 00:45:14,592 Left hand. 669 00:45:16,217 --> 00:45:17,342 Right leg. 670 00:45:19,925 --> 00:45:20,800 So great! 671 00:45:21,217 --> 00:45:22,300 Congratulations, Professor. 672 00:45:22,384 --> 00:45:23,217 It's really perfect. 673 00:45:24,842 --> 00:45:26,300 I said it would be okay, right? 674 00:45:27,884 --> 00:45:28,842 Congratulations! 675 00:45:30,760 --> 00:45:31,801 Stop. 676 00:45:32,051 --> 00:45:33,385 I can't stop! 677 00:45:33,635 --> 00:45:34,968 Damn you! 678 00:45:42,468 --> 00:45:44,218 When will he stop? 679 00:45:45,093 --> 00:45:46,051 I think... 680 00:45:46,385 --> 00:45:48,093 He will stop when the battery is used up. 681 00:45:50,010 --> 00:45:51,593 He stopped. 682 00:45:51,676 --> 00:45:52,718 He's out of battery. 683 00:45:55,885 --> 00:45:58,676 Electronic organs can be out of control before they adapt. 684 00:45:58,760 --> 00:45:59,760 He will be all right soon. 685 00:46:01,635 --> 00:46:04,593 He has to eat batteries daily and not get his body wet, 686 00:46:04,718 --> 00:46:06,969 or he will be paralyzed. 687 00:46:07,552 --> 00:46:08,511 I want to pee. 688 00:46:08,636 --> 00:46:09,511 Help yourself. 689 00:46:09,594 --> 00:46:10,511 He can only eat batteries. 690 00:46:13,427 --> 00:46:16,177 This is for urination. Turn it off after using. 691 00:46:18,344 --> 00:46:20,011 Please find a better-looking one! 692 00:46:20,177 --> 00:46:21,094 How about shitting? 693 00:46:21,177 --> 00:46:22,011 Use this too. 694 00:46:22,094 --> 00:46:23,011 You... 695 00:46:25,469 --> 00:46:26,802 Don't faint! 696 00:46:27,761 --> 00:46:30,261 I haven't planted the chip inside your brain. 697 00:46:30,427 --> 00:46:31,427 Once planted, 698 00:46:31,677 --> 00:46:34,136 the imitating function of your electronic organs will start. 699 00:46:34,469 --> 00:46:35,927 You can be ever-changing. 700 00:46:36,011 --> 00:46:38,636 According to the theory, you can turn into anything. 701 00:46:38,844 --> 00:46:40,427 I just want to be myself. 702 00:46:40,511 --> 00:46:41,387 Sure. 703 00:46:41,470 --> 00:46:42,595 So go ahead and plant it. 704 00:46:42,678 --> 00:46:43,970 I haven't invented that yet. 705 00:46:45,387 --> 00:46:46,220 Pee on him. 706 00:46:46,845 --> 00:46:48,637 No! 707 00:46:48,720 --> 00:46:49,595 Pee on him! 708 00:46:50,970 --> 00:46:52,762 No! 709 00:46:56,137 --> 00:46:58,762 Sing, the Japanese triad gang is very powerful here. 710 00:46:58,887 --> 00:47:00,053 And they are cruel. 711 00:47:00,262 --> 00:47:02,845 If they know you are not dead, they will come again. 712 00:47:03,053 --> 00:47:05,387 So I will arrange a fake funeral for you tomorrow. 713 00:47:05,637 --> 00:47:07,720 You have to leave for Hong Kong as soon as possible, 714 00:47:07,803 --> 00:47:09,178 and never come back again. 715 00:47:32,763 --> 00:47:35,138 I can't imagine that someone would cry for me. 716 00:47:38,388 --> 00:47:39,679 I will remember that. 717 00:47:52,389 --> 00:47:53,514 Hey, 718 00:47:53,597 --> 00:47:55,889 this building is going to be demolished, haven't you moved out? 719 00:47:56,597 --> 00:47:58,680 I'm packing and I will be leaving soon. 720 00:47:58,764 --> 00:47:59,930 Better leave as soon as possible. 721 00:48:07,764 --> 00:48:09,680 You got wet from the rain? 722 00:48:10,264 --> 00:48:13,305 I can't move whenever I get wet. 723 00:48:13,389 --> 00:48:14,555 I don't want to be alive anymore. 724 00:48:14,639 --> 00:48:16,930 Stop talking nonsense! Just add some oil and you'll be all right. 725 00:48:17,014 --> 00:48:18,055 What have you done to me? 726 00:48:18,139 --> 00:48:19,055 Show me your finger. 727 00:48:19,514 --> 00:48:20,430 Like this. 728 00:48:20,722 --> 00:48:21,972 Stop playing around. 729 00:48:22,680 --> 00:48:25,055 I want to pee. Please help me. 730 00:48:25,139 --> 00:48:26,056 Okay. 731 00:48:26,765 --> 00:48:29,473 I've taken it out and you're stepping on it. 732 00:48:30,015 --> 00:48:31,348 I am sorry. 733 00:48:33,973 --> 00:48:35,181 Why did you change it to a shower? 734 00:48:35,431 --> 00:48:39,015 The old one was stuck, so I had to change it to a new one. 735 00:48:42,098 --> 00:48:43,056 It doesn't work. 736 00:48:44,973 --> 00:48:47,348 It's stuck as well and it's dripping from your ears. 737 00:48:47,765 --> 00:48:49,348 Please blow it dry for me. 738 00:48:50,765 --> 00:48:52,056 Do it yourself later. 739 00:48:52,140 --> 00:48:52,973 Hold it. 740 00:48:55,973 --> 00:48:57,223 Go ahead. 741 00:48:59,556 --> 00:49:00,974 Let's eat. 742 00:49:04,141 --> 00:49:05,682 Your dad got fired today. 743 00:49:07,557 --> 00:49:09,474 This place will be demolished a few days later. 744 00:49:09,807 --> 00:49:11,807 We better find a shelter in the garden. 745 00:49:13,557 --> 00:49:15,641 Recently, a rapist kept showing up in the garden. 746 00:49:15,724 --> 00:49:18,224 He loves raping young men your age. 747 00:49:19,141 --> 00:49:20,391 Come on, have some of this. 748 00:49:22,682 --> 00:49:24,849 I want a change of appetite. 749 00:49:25,141 --> 00:49:27,182 All right, I will buy you new ones tomorrow. 750 00:49:27,599 --> 00:49:28,724 Why don't you get some drugs? 751 00:49:28,807 --> 00:49:31,557 Let's commit suicide together. 752 00:49:36,683 --> 00:49:38,225 Siu Fu! I am so glad to see you! 753 00:49:38,350 --> 00:49:39,767 Sing, I've found a new job for you. 754 00:49:39,850 --> 00:49:41,058 Really? 755 00:49:41,725 --> 00:49:42,767 A biology teacher. 756 00:49:43,100 --> 00:49:44,683 This is the address of the college. 757 00:49:44,808 --> 00:49:47,100 Eight in the morning, I've arranged everything for you. 758 00:49:47,767 --> 00:49:49,642 The salary is over ten thousand dollars. 759 00:49:49,767 --> 00:49:52,267 Siu Fu, I treated you badly yet you're so nice to me! 760 00:49:52,350 --> 00:49:53,392 I... 761 00:49:53,850 --> 00:49:56,433 Don't be silly. Let's forget about the past. 762 00:49:56,517 --> 00:49:57,558 We're grown-ups now. 763 00:49:57,725 --> 00:49:59,142 Siu Fu! 764 00:49:59,600 --> 00:50:00,808 Work hard. 765 00:50:14,434 --> 00:50:15,393 Your change. 766 00:50:18,726 --> 00:50:19,643 It's 50 cents. 767 00:50:19,726 --> 00:50:20,643 What? 768 00:50:20,809 --> 00:50:21,726 It's 50 cents more. 769 00:50:22,518 --> 00:50:23,434 Are you a teacher here? 770 00:50:23,518 --> 00:50:24,393 Yes. 771 00:50:25,018 --> 00:50:27,643 I'll give you a dollar, so you can call the police. 772 00:50:36,184 --> 00:50:38,309 Good morning, I am the new biology teacher. 773 00:50:39,101 --> 00:50:40,393 I don't feel good. 774 00:50:40,726 --> 00:50:42,101 It's too quiet. 775 00:50:42,434 --> 00:50:44,476 Yes, the environment is nice. 776 00:50:45,143 --> 00:50:46,435 You are too absent-minded. 777 00:50:47,102 --> 00:50:49,394 This is the grave of all teachers in Hong Kong. 778 00:50:49,685 --> 00:50:53,060 About 57 percent of the teachers here are either hurt or handicapped. 779 00:50:53,602 --> 00:50:55,685 You should pay full attention in class. 780 00:50:56,852 --> 00:50:58,810 I was a nasty student in school. 781 00:50:59,310 --> 00:51:00,560 My nickname is "Despicable Man". 782 00:51:00,685 --> 00:51:01,935 "Shameless Guy" is my real name. 783 00:51:02,019 --> 00:51:03,185 I have experienced everything! 784 00:51:03,269 --> 00:51:06,644 Stupid, my nickname was "Evil King from Hell". 785 00:51:07,060 --> 00:51:09,810 But now, I'm just miserable. 786 00:51:21,103 --> 00:51:22,395 Good morning, sir. 787 00:51:23,603 --> 00:51:24,561 Good morning. 788 00:51:25,228 --> 00:51:26,228 Good morning, sir. 789 00:51:26,311 --> 00:51:27,228 Good girl. 790 00:51:27,311 --> 00:51:28,270 - Are you a newcomer? - Yes. 791 00:51:28,395 --> 00:51:29,936 Let me show you to the administration office. 792 00:51:30,020 --> 00:51:31,270 Great. 793 00:51:31,770 --> 00:51:32,645 Here you are. 794 00:51:32,728 --> 00:51:33,561 Are you kidding? 795 00:51:33,645 --> 00:51:34,770 Bye. 796 00:51:34,853 --> 00:51:35,936 Be careful. 797 00:51:54,936 --> 00:51:55,896 You are really something. 798 00:51:56,021 --> 00:51:56,896 It's safer here. 799 00:51:56,979 --> 00:51:59,187 The most secure place is the most dangerous place. 800 00:52:09,979 --> 00:52:11,687 If 57 percent of the teachers are seriously hurt, 801 00:52:11,771 --> 00:52:13,146 what about the remaining 43 percent? 802 00:52:13,229 --> 00:52:14,646 The 23 percent are dead. 803 00:52:14,812 --> 00:52:16,271 The 11 percent went crazy. 804 00:52:16,646 --> 00:52:18,729 Only 9 percent can stand the great insult and pressure here. 805 00:52:18,979 --> 00:52:20,437 What's wrong with you? 806 00:52:20,937 --> 00:52:21,771 - Sir. - Don't panic. 807 00:52:21,854 --> 00:52:23,604 He is Long Hair, our informer. 808 00:52:23,687 --> 00:52:24,937 He came to pass some messages. 809 00:52:25,062 --> 00:52:26,604 Oh, an informer who doesn't wear pants. 810 00:52:26,687 --> 00:52:28,562 My identity is exposed, so they took off my pants. 811 00:52:28,646 --> 00:52:31,897 They said a new teacher was coming today and they want him dead. 812 00:52:32,313 --> 00:52:33,438 Aren't you the new teacher? 813 00:52:34,772 --> 00:52:36,105 I need to take a look then. 814 00:53:13,356 --> 00:53:14,189 Let me tell you, 815 00:53:15,023 --> 00:53:18,856 I was a heartless animal... 816 00:53:18,939 --> 00:53:19,814 Sir. 817 00:53:20,523 --> 00:53:21,481 What's the matter? 818 00:53:21,564 --> 00:53:23,106 What is your blood type? 819 00:53:42,440 --> 00:53:45,857 Mr. Tang, the net profit of our international school 820 00:53:45,982 --> 00:53:48,232 has doubled compared to last year. 821 00:53:48,399 --> 00:53:49,274 I'm so glad to present 822 00:53:49,357 --> 00:53:51,482 such a satisfactory figure to the board of directors. 823 00:53:51,565 --> 00:53:53,357 Add two more classes in each grade next semester. 824 00:53:53,565 --> 00:53:55,690 We'll increase the school fee by 50 percent too. 825 00:53:55,940 --> 00:53:57,857 We'll be charging 17,000 dollars per month. 826 00:53:57,940 --> 00:53:59,690 These students aren't here for studies anyway. 827 00:53:59,774 --> 00:54:01,774 Their fathers are rich. 828 00:54:01,940 --> 00:54:03,565 They will go to any school that accept them, 829 00:54:03,649 --> 00:54:05,107 so they can study abroad. 830 00:54:05,190 --> 00:54:06,940 - They are willing to pay. - That's right. 831 00:54:07,149 --> 00:54:10,774 If our revenue is higher next year, I'll consider allocating shares. 832 00:54:11,107 --> 00:54:12,857 It's a great idea. 833 00:54:14,315 --> 00:54:17,400 Dad, a teacher was beaten seriously by a student. 834 00:54:17,608 --> 00:54:18,566 Really? 835 00:54:18,816 --> 00:54:20,650 This is how university students are. 836 00:54:20,900 --> 00:54:23,525 Right, students are our clients. 837 00:54:23,608 --> 00:54:26,275 Even club girls have to face their clients every night. 838 00:54:26,566 --> 00:54:28,441 But they don't get beaten up. 839 00:54:28,608 --> 00:54:30,733 They are being screwed. It's the same thing. 840 00:54:31,025 --> 00:54:32,941 Well, just take yourself as a club girl. 841 00:54:33,191 --> 00:54:34,316 I don't want to. 842 00:54:34,983 --> 00:54:36,525 I am the pimp. 843 00:54:36,983 --> 00:54:39,358 Pimp! 844 00:54:50,859 --> 00:54:51,734 Can't you read? 845 00:54:51,817 --> 00:54:53,526 Dogs and teachers are not allowed! 846 00:54:53,651 --> 00:54:54,609 Beat him up! 847 00:54:56,984 --> 00:55:00,442 HANDSOME GUY IS NOT ALLOWED TO ENTER 848 00:55:04,317 --> 00:55:05,567 I can't enter? 849 00:55:35,693 --> 00:55:36,735 It's the principal. 850 00:55:39,152 --> 00:55:41,735 Principal, help me! 851 00:55:42,277 --> 00:55:44,527 Be patient, you will get used to it soon. 852 00:55:46,443 --> 00:55:47,443 Help! 853 00:56:21,986 --> 00:56:23,194 I am still alive. 854 00:56:24,278 --> 00:56:25,944 My uncle told me that. 855 00:56:28,069 --> 00:56:29,736 You are the new teacher? 856 00:56:30,111 --> 00:56:31,278 Yes. 857 00:56:32,444 --> 00:56:33,444 Do you need my help? 858 00:56:33,569 --> 00:56:35,779 No, I am fine. 859 00:56:35,987 --> 00:56:37,154 How did your teaching go? 860 00:56:41,695 --> 00:56:43,487 Are you teaching gardening? 861 00:56:43,862 --> 00:56:44,695 What? 862 00:56:46,112 --> 00:56:47,487 There's a shower... 863 00:56:47,570 --> 00:56:49,154 Don't touch, be careful. 864 00:56:49,362 --> 00:56:50,862 It's dirty. 865 00:56:56,695 --> 00:56:57,654 Chung Chung. 866 00:56:59,237 --> 00:57:00,904 My friend is here to pick me up. See you. 867 00:57:01,279 --> 00:57:02,279 Really? 868 00:57:21,321 --> 00:57:23,571 What's wrong with you? 869 00:57:24,988 --> 00:57:26,613 Not bad! Keep up. 870 00:57:26,780 --> 00:57:28,363 If I were you, I would have committed suicide. 871 00:57:29,280 --> 00:57:30,613 I'll do as per your suggestion. 872 00:57:43,488 --> 00:57:45,363 Are you kidding me? 873 00:58:01,572 --> 00:58:03,322 I am more awake instead. Shit! 874 00:58:08,614 --> 00:58:11,406 If you are so great, let me live after I jump. 875 00:58:42,948 --> 00:58:46,573 I made it. 876 00:58:58,324 --> 00:58:59,449 You know, 877 00:59:00,074 --> 00:59:04,241 I have successfully invented the super chip. 878 00:59:05,116 --> 00:59:08,324 After that critical moment, I've placed it in your mouth. 879 00:59:09,074 --> 00:59:12,199 You are now an ever-changing superman! 880 00:59:12,866 --> 00:59:14,699 You can save the world now. 881 00:59:15,324 --> 00:59:16,158 What did you say? 882 00:59:16,324 --> 00:59:17,783 You can restore world peace. 883 00:59:17,866 --> 00:59:18,866 What? 884 00:59:19,408 --> 00:59:20,991 You can restore world peace! 885 00:59:22,283 --> 00:59:23,283 Where are you going? 886 00:59:23,783 --> 00:59:27,491 To destroy the invaders of the five planets. 887 00:59:28,658 --> 00:59:30,116 Where are you going? 888 00:59:30,199 --> 00:59:32,159 I am not that great, I'll go back to committing suicide. 889 00:59:32,575 --> 00:59:34,075 Let me finish. 890 00:59:34,367 --> 00:59:36,284 Although you are made of cheap organs, 891 00:59:36,575 --> 00:59:38,284 with this chip, 892 00:59:38,575 --> 00:59:40,617 the imitating function will start automatically. 893 00:59:40,825 --> 00:59:42,909 Your power is unlimited. 894 00:59:42,992 --> 00:59:44,950 You can turn into anything. 895 00:59:45,367 --> 00:59:46,867 Can I turn into a cooking pot? 896 00:59:47,200 --> 00:59:49,325 Sure, as long as you want to. 897 00:59:49,867 --> 00:59:51,742 Stop fooling around, professor. You are not a kid. 898 00:59:55,617 --> 00:59:56,867 Look at the mirror. 899 00:59:58,034 --> 00:59:59,075 What is happening? 900 00:59:59,617 --> 01:00:00,742 Do you believe me now? 901 01:00:01,534 --> 01:00:03,284 Think about yourself if you want to become a human. 902 01:00:03,450 --> 01:00:05,075 Professor, isn't he my son? 903 01:00:05,325 --> 01:00:06,618 Change back to your original form. 904 01:00:17,618 --> 01:00:19,076 How is it possible? 905 01:00:19,410 --> 01:00:21,035 Don't waste it. 906 01:00:21,618 --> 01:00:25,118 Professor, it's only rice, can he turn into dishes? 907 01:00:26,451 --> 01:00:27,785 He is transforming. 908 01:00:30,618 --> 01:00:33,160 Bastard, do you want to scare me to death? 909 01:00:33,243 --> 01:00:35,243 I just wanted to brush my teeth, but I became this. 910 01:00:35,326 --> 01:00:37,035 Cut the crap. Turn into a piece of gold. 911 01:00:37,118 --> 01:00:40,368 Sorry, he can only turn into toothpaste for now. 912 01:00:44,786 --> 01:00:47,661 You are not used to it yet, so limited changes can be made. 913 01:00:47,994 --> 01:00:52,786 No worries. Rest and you can go back to your old self. 914 01:00:53,494 --> 01:00:55,036 I've used all my time 915 01:00:55,286 --> 01:00:59,452 to input Mrs. Wong's household goods encyclopedia into your computer. 916 01:01:00,911 --> 01:01:02,119 So, 917 01:01:02,619 --> 01:01:05,869 you may turn into many interesting things. 918 01:01:06,577 --> 01:01:09,119 What's interesting in Mrs. Wong's book? 919 01:01:09,202 --> 01:01:10,161 Anything interesting? 920 01:01:10,411 --> 01:01:13,244 So many wonderful inventions. 921 01:01:13,536 --> 01:01:15,870 There's a modern-looking toilet... 922 01:01:15,953 --> 01:01:17,453 Enough, you can stop there. 923 01:01:19,828 --> 01:01:21,078 This is a western brand. 924 01:01:21,203 --> 01:01:23,912 - You should use another brand. - I'm a Westerner. 925 01:01:24,120 --> 01:01:25,453 You are black. 926 01:01:25,620 --> 01:01:26,662 Sit down! 927 01:01:28,703 --> 01:01:32,120 This is Mr. Black Stone, an FBI agent from the US. 928 01:01:32,453 --> 01:01:35,037 He wants to fly you to the US 929 01:01:35,120 --> 01:01:37,578 as a witness against Fumito of the Japanese triad. 930 01:01:37,787 --> 01:01:41,787 I don't think so. It was bad last time. I would be dead if I offended him again. 931 01:01:41,953 --> 01:01:46,078 You are not a human being anymore. 932 01:01:46,370 --> 01:01:48,162 Why do you worry? 933 01:01:48,245 --> 01:01:50,078 This is your fault! You never give me an advantage. 934 01:01:50,162 --> 01:01:53,121 You input household goods and made me look like this. 935 01:01:53,204 --> 01:01:55,288 It's so embarrassing if Chung Chung sees me like this. 936 01:01:55,371 --> 01:01:56,746 Don't worry. 937 01:01:56,954 --> 01:02:00,871 The director's son is dating her. 938 01:02:00,996 --> 01:02:01,913 What? 939 01:02:02,246 --> 01:02:07,163 Dad, squeeze all the toothpaste out of me, so I can die. 940 01:02:07,246 --> 01:02:08,121 Die? 941 01:02:08,704 --> 01:02:09,996 Do you have my permission? 942 01:02:10,204 --> 01:02:11,663 Do you know how important you are now? 943 01:02:11,913 --> 01:02:14,913 Only you can turn into toothpaste in this world. 944 01:02:14,996 --> 01:02:16,038 If Chung Chung knew that, 945 01:02:16,121 --> 01:02:19,163 she would get free toothpaste for life, she would want you immediately. 946 01:02:19,329 --> 01:02:23,329 You have to restore world peace, but you want to die. 947 01:02:23,746 --> 01:02:25,079 What should I do now? 948 01:02:25,288 --> 01:02:26,747 What do you think? 949 01:02:30,164 --> 01:02:32,164 Where are you? I am waiting for you. 950 01:02:32,372 --> 01:02:35,122 - I am up in the hills, honey. - Why are you not back yet? 951 01:02:35,289 --> 01:02:36,455 I will be back soon. 952 01:02:39,497 --> 01:02:40,747 I saw a toothpaste! 953 01:02:40,955 --> 01:02:42,080 What? 954 01:02:42,330 --> 01:02:45,122 A big toothpaste! 955 01:02:47,330 --> 01:02:48,372 Hello? 956 01:02:56,914 --> 01:02:58,080 Cheers. 957 01:02:58,622 --> 01:03:03,081 John always said you were pretty and cultured. 958 01:03:03,790 --> 01:03:04,956 He is just teasing me. 959 01:03:05,206 --> 01:03:07,873 A few years ago, he used to tease me. 960 01:03:08,665 --> 01:03:10,331 You really changed a lot. 961 01:03:11,165 --> 01:03:13,915 When you get married, your clothing should be proper and decent. 962 01:03:14,206 --> 01:03:15,790 We have strict family rules. 963 01:03:16,665 --> 01:03:19,790 You are scaring her. 964 01:03:19,998 --> 01:03:21,331 I am sorry. 965 01:03:21,873 --> 01:03:23,373 May I be excused? 966 01:03:23,456 --> 01:03:24,373 Sure. 967 01:03:24,706 --> 01:03:25,623 Thank you. 968 01:03:27,831 --> 01:03:30,248 See, she is scared. 969 01:03:36,332 --> 01:03:37,624 Enter from the back. 970 01:03:38,207 --> 01:03:39,166 What? 971 01:03:39,249 --> 01:03:40,832 - Not here! Go through the backstage. - Why? 972 01:03:40,916 --> 01:03:41,791 Aren't you the magician? 973 01:03:41,874 --> 01:03:42,832 I am looking for someone. 974 01:03:42,916 --> 01:03:44,499 Sorry, please help yourself. 975 01:03:44,999 --> 01:03:45,957 Not here! 976 01:04:27,875 --> 01:04:29,125 Hey, look where you're going! 977 01:04:29,333 --> 01:04:30,750 Sorry. 978 01:04:32,208 --> 01:04:33,792 Are you trying to peep? Damn you, bastard! 979 01:04:42,958 --> 01:04:44,208 It's me. 980 01:04:44,375 --> 01:04:45,708 Why did you enter the ladies' room? 981 01:04:45,792 --> 01:04:47,668 I want to tell you something. 982 01:04:48,084 --> 01:04:49,293 Go ahead. 983 01:04:49,793 --> 01:04:51,168 I am different now. 984 01:04:52,001 --> 01:04:53,168 I noticed that. 985 01:04:53,251 --> 01:04:54,084 Zebra? 986 01:04:56,251 --> 01:04:59,626 In fact, from now on, I want to be a decent man. 987 01:04:59,751 --> 01:05:01,668 If so, you shouldn't be in the ladies' room. 988 01:05:01,959 --> 01:05:03,043 I don't have a seat. 989 01:05:03,709 --> 01:05:05,168 My friend is waiting for me. 990 01:05:06,126 --> 01:05:07,626 You are here on a date? 991 01:05:08,084 --> 01:05:09,584 It's none of your business. 992 01:05:09,751 --> 01:05:10,668 Not really. 993 01:05:11,209 --> 01:05:13,418 If you are a little fond of me. 994 01:05:13,751 --> 01:05:15,751 What made you say so? 995 01:05:15,918 --> 01:05:16,959 Two years ago, 996 01:05:17,043 --> 01:05:20,543 you shed a tear of love at my funeral. 997 01:05:23,085 --> 01:05:25,252 Sorry, I think you misunderstood. 998 01:05:25,710 --> 01:05:28,627 I will cry even if I stepped on a cockroach and killed it, okay? 999 01:05:29,044 --> 01:05:32,919 Chung Chung, I guarantee that I'm much better than a cockroach now. 1000 01:05:37,377 --> 01:05:40,127 - Go in. - I need to pee. Luckily it's not full. 1001 01:05:45,002 --> 01:05:46,710 See, I am really different. 1002 01:05:47,419 --> 01:05:49,919 Uncle's research in artificial organs is a success. 1003 01:05:51,294 --> 01:05:53,544 A real success! 1004 01:05:55,169 --> 01:05:59,170 Damn! It's full. 1005 01:05:59,711 --> 01:06:01,545 Auntie, are you all right? 1006 01:06:01,920 --> 01:06:05,628 I am on a diet, so I need to shit all the time. 1007 01:06:08,503 --> 01:06:10,961 What an interesting toilet. 1008 01:06:11,336 --> 01:06:12,253 Yes. 1009 01:06:12,628 --> 01:06:15,670 Leave me alone. It's going to stink. 1010 01:06:15,753 --> 01:06:18,045 Go out and talk to them. 1011 01:06:19,045 --> 01:06:20,086 Good girl. 1012 01:06:22,253 --> 01:06:23,795 Chung Chung, let's go for a dance. 1013 01:06:24,628 --> 01:06:25,878 Okay. 1014 01:06:33,546 --> 01:06:34,754 Oh, no. 1015 01:06:38,587 --> 01:06:40,212 Do you want to piss or shit? 1016 01:06:40,629 --> 01:06:41,796 Shit, of course. 1017 01:06:41,879 --> 01:06:43,337 Can you do it in the basin? 1018 01:06:51,337 --> 01:06:52,379 What's wrong? 1019 01:06:52,546 --> 01:06:53,462 Auntie. 1020 01:06:53,587 --> 01:06:55,879 I was kicked out by a toilet. 1021 01:06:56,629 --> 01:06:59,004 Are you crazy from playing too much mahjong? 1022 01:06:59,129 --> 01:07:00,004 It's true. 1023 01:07:00,087 --> 01:07:02,087 Go back to your seat first, go! 1024 01:07:03,087 --> 01:07:04,879 - What's the matter? - I left my underwear in there. 1025 01:07:04,962 --> 01:07:06,505 Let's go. No one will notice. 1026 01:07:06,588 --> 01:07:07,922 Yes, go back to your seat. 1027 01:07:09,130 --> 01:07:10,005 Ladies and gentlemen, 1028 01:07:10,088 --> 01:07:12,630 we would like to invite the famous Mr. R. Billion 1029 01:07:12,713 --> 01:07:14,713 to perform magic for us. 1030 01:07:16,255 --> 01:07:17,672 Let the show begin. 1031 01:07:26,213 --> 01:07:27,338 What magic do you know? 1032 01:07:27,422 --> 01:07:28,547 I know everything. 1033 01:07:28,630 --> 01:07:29,755 Can you make toothpaste? 1034 01:07:29,838 --> 01:07:30,713 Toothpaste? 1035 01:07:30,797 --> 01:07:33,713 What a fresh request! 1036 01:07:36,047 --> 01:07:38,005 Give one more for my son, come on. 1037 01:07:41,048 --> 01:07:42,964 Can you turn into a big toothpaste? 1038 01:07:46,048 --> 01:07:47,173 Well... 1039 01:07:47,506 --> 01:07:49,006 You can't, right? You are fired. 1040 01:07:56,839 --> 01:07:57,756 It's amazing. 1041 01:08:00,131 --> 01:08:01,506 Thank you. 1042 01:08:01,798 --> 01:08:03,631 This is not some supernatural power. 1043 01:08:03,714 --> 01:08:04,964 It's just magic. 1044 01:08:05,048 --> 01:08:06,798 I would like an assistant from the audience. 1045 01:08:06,881 --> 01:08:08,048 How about this lady? 1046 01:08:08,131 --> 01:08:09,006 No, thank you. 1047 01:08:09,089 --> 01:08:10,256 - How about this young man? - I... 1048 01:08:10,339 --> 01:08:11,173 Forget it, coward. 1049 01:08:12,214 --> 01:08:13,673 I'm not a coward. 1050 01:08:40,382 --> 01:08:42,215 Bravo! 1051 01:09:07,883 --> 01:09:10,800 You will be a superstar! 1052 01:09:20,341 --> 01:09:21,675 For real this time. 1053 01:09:22,758 --> 01:09:24,050 Damn you! 1054 01:09:40,717 --> 01:09:41,967 Bravo! 1055 01:09:59,759 --> 01:10:01,093 Honey! 1056 01:10:30,260 --> 01:10:33,552 Hold me tight if you're scared. Don't tell me you're scared. 1057 01:10:33,760 --> 01:10:34,968 It's really fun! 1058 01:10:35,343 --> 01:10:37,344 I wanted to go parachuting a long time ago! 1059 01:10:37,928 --> 01:10:39,636 I am so happy! 1060 01:10:39,844 --> 01:10:42,094 Chung Chung, please don't! I'm so scared. 1061 01:10:56,219 --> 01:10:58,011 You know, it's not good to fool others like that. 1062 01:10:58,844 --> 01:11:00,303 I did that for you. 1063 01:11:00,886 --> 01:11:02,428 I've decided to change my ways. 1064 01:11:02,553 --> 01:11:03,969 Accept me, Chung Chung. 1065 01:11:04,303 --> 01:11:05,553 How do you want me to accept you? 1066 01:11:06,428 --> 01:11:09,261 Go on dates, get married, have babies, 1067 01:11:09,428 --> 01:11:10,678 what do you want to do first? 1068 01:11:10,886 --> 01:11:12,095 Crazy! 1069 01:11:14,554 --> 01:11:16,512 I'll consider going on a date with you. 1070 01:11:33,554 --> 01:11:36,720 Starting today, no one can yell at me. 1071 01:11:36,929 --> 01:11:38,762 Damn you! You haven't paid! 1072 01:11:39,095 --> 01:11:41,720 Sorry, keep the change. 1073 01:11:43,845 --> 01:11:45,554 Hey! Let me down! 1074 01:11:45,720 --> 01:11:46,971 Run for your life! 1075 01:11:47,138 --> 01:11:48,680 Call the police! 1076 01:11:49,471 --> 01:11:51,930 Those students refuse to take an exam and started a riot. 1077 01:11:52,180 --> 01:11:53,721 Let me down! Hey! 1078 01:12:35,389 --> 01:12:36,556 Run for your life! 1079 01:12:38,722 --> 01:12:40,056 Stop playing with water! 1080 01:12:53,639 --> 01:12:54,722 He's coming! 1081 01:13:04,015 --> 01:13:05,265 Help! 1082 01:13:12,265 --> 01:13:14,473 Why don't you kids just study? Stop fooling around! 1083 01:13:21,557 --> 01:13:24,557 Go back and take your exams! 1084 01:13:26,348 --> 01:13:28,140 Close your eyes and turn back. 1085 01:13:29,765 --> 01:13:30,932 The examination will start now. 1086 01:13:34,016 --> 01:13:35,224 Bald guy, you first. 1087 01:13:35,558 --> 01:13:37,266 No! I don't want to! 1088 01:13:37,933 --> 01:13:39,766 No! 1089 01:13:44,766 --> 01:13:48,016 Chinese History, question number one. Who is the first emperor of Ming Dynasty? 1090 01:13:48,099 --> 01:13:49,474 A, Chun Yuen Chang. 1091 01:13:49,558 --> 01:13:50,766 B, Chu Yau Ko. 1092 01:13:50,849 --> 01:13:51,766 C, Chu Yan. 1093 01:13:54,391 --> 01:13:55,308 Chu Yan. 1094 01:13:56,308 --> 01:13:58,766 Wrong! The answer is Chun Yuen Chang. 1095 01:13:59,558 --> 01:14:01,724 Second question, who are the Five Barbarians? 1096 01:14:01,974 --> 01:14:04,599 Choose the wrong answer among the following. 1097 01:14:05,016 --> 01:14:06,392 Hun Sin Bei. 1098 01:14:06,475 --> 01:14:07,475 Chi Chiang. 1099 01:14:07,559 --> 01:14:08,934 Di and Hong Kong. 1100 01:14:10,142 --> 01:14:11,017 Chiang! 1101 01:14:11,100 --> 01:14:12,767 Wrong! Beat him up! 1102 01:14:17,392 --> 01:14:19,017 Next question, who is Chien Lung to Yung Chang? 1103 01:14:19,100 --> 01:14:20,100 A, father. 1104 01:14:20,184 --> 01:14:21,100 B, son. 1105 01:14:21,184 --> 01:14:22,392 C, aunt. 1106 01:14:22,892 --> 01:14:24,809 I do remember. Wait. 1107 01:14:25,184 --> 01:14:26,225 I attended that class. 1108 01:14:26,559 --> 01:14:28,559 Think it over carefully, and gain some pride for yourself. 1109 01:14:32,142 --> 01:14:34,309 B, Chien Lung is the son of Yung Chang. 1110 01:14:34,517 --> 01:14:35,725 Yes! 1111 01:14:39,975 --> 01:14:44,435 Bravo! Cheers! Bald guy, you are a nice boy. You are great. 1112 01:14:44,601 --> 01:14:45,851 Let uncle hug you! I love you. 1113 01:14:52,726 --> 01:14:54,018 I will study hard! 1114 01:14:54,101 --> 01:14:55,685 - Me too. - Me too. 1115 01:15:00,018 --> 01:15:01,143 This month, thank you 1116 01:15:01,393 --> 01:15:05,018 for turning the naughtiest students into good students. 1117 01:15:05,268 --> 01:15:07,893 They have incredible improvement! 1118 01:15:07,976 --> 01:15:09,643 It's all because of your great leadership. 1119 01:15:09,726 --> 01:15:13,726 Mr. Lee, you are the superstar of the education field. 1120 01:15:14,018 --> 01:15:15,893 Principal, you are great! 1121 01:15:16,561 --> 01:15:22,477 Because of this, we can't have you teach in our college anymore. 1122 01:15:24,186 --> 01:15:25,727 Please find another job. 1123 01:15:26,561 --> 01:15:28,769 You are so funny, Principal! 1124 01:15:28,852 --> 01:15:31,936 I am not kidding. You stole the girlfriend of the director's son. 1125 01:15:32,019 --> 01:15:33,352 I can't help you. 1126 01:15:33,436 --> 01:15:35,019 I see, it's piece of cake. 1127 01:15:35,227 --> 01:15:36,727 Let's talk. 1128 01:15:43,852 --> 01:15:44,852 Good morning. 1129 01:15:45,811 --> 01:15:49,436 Cut the crap. If you want this job, leave Chung Chung at once. 1130 01:15:49,519 --> 01:15:51,895 Wait, I have important news. 1131 01:15:52,312 --> 01:15:53,312 Go ahead. 1132 01:15:53,645 --> 01:15:55,353 In fact, I am... 1133 01:15:56,353 --> 01:15:58,645 Terminator III. 1134 01:15:58,728 --> 01:15:59,645 What? 1135 01:15:59,812 --> 01:16:01,478 That film hasn't been made yet. 1136 01:16:01,603 --> 01:16:02,728 It's filming now. 1137 01:16:25,687 --> 01:16:27,438 Terminator III. 1138 01:16:28,104 --> 01:16:29,729 Jurassic Park IV. 1139 01:16:30,271 --> 01:16:32,146 Jaws V. 1140 01:16:32,979 --> 01:16:34,688 I got bitten! 1141 01:16:35,521 --> 01:16:36,938 I love it. 1142 01:16:41,646 --> 01:16:42,479 Why did they go crazy? 1143 01:16:42,563 --> 01:16:44,104 They watched too many Western films. 1144 01:16:44,188 --> 01:16:46,021 We can't help it, Hong Kong films are too poor. 1145 01:16:46,104 --> 01:16:49,813 Before the principal went crazy, he told me to take over. 1146 01:16:49,896 --> 01:16:51,271 I hope you study hard. 1147 01:16:51,396 --> 01:16:52,563 Money is not important. 1148 01:16:52,646 --> 01:16:54,771 At least be a person respected by others. 1149 01:16:54,938 --> 01:16:56,438 - Yes. - Yes. 1150 01:16:58,521 --> 01:17:00,896 - Now, you are being respected. - I prefer being rich! 1151 01:17:13,939 --> 01:17:14,939 Good ball! 1152 01:17:15,314 --> 01:17:16,605 Give them a hard one! 1153 01:17:17,105 --> 01:17:17,939 Come on! 1154 01:17:18,314 --> 01:17:19,480 Be careful! 1155 01:17:43,898 --> 01:17:45,273 What are you looking at? 1156 01:17:45,773 --> 01:17:46,690 Watch out! 1157 01:17:50,481 --> 01:17:53,148 Oh, my heart! 1158 01:17:57,440 --> 01:17:58,815 You want to play games here? 1159 01:17:58,898 --> 01:18:01,440 This court is mine. Have you paid? 1160 01:18:07,440 --> 01:18:08,565 It's you! 1161 01:18:08,773 --> 01:18:10,565 My boss knew that you were still alive and he wanted 1162 01:18:10,648 --> 01:18:12,191 to fly you to the US to be the witness. 1163 01:18:12,274 --> 01:18:13,566 I was terribly scolded. 1164 01:18:13,649 --> 01:18:14,816 I have to kill you this time. 1165 01:18:37,357 --> 01:18:38,607 Don't kill me, Superman. 1166 01:18:40,024 --> 01:18:42,107 I became Superman because of you. 1167 01:18:42,899 --> 01:18:44,066 Thank you. 1168 01:18:44,149 --> 01:18:45,149 You're welcome. 1169 01:18:46,400 --> 01:18:47,317 What are you doing? 1170 01:18:47,608 --> 01:18:48,483 Playing basketball. 1171 01:18:49,233 --> 01:18:50,442 Playing... 1172 01:19:07,608 --> 01:19:08,650 Is he dead? 1173 01:19:08,733 --> 01:19:10,067 Almost dead! 1174 01:19:10,608 --> 01:19:12,275 What happened? I am scared. 1175 01:19:12,442 --> 01:19:14,150 Don't panic, I am here with you. 1176 01:19:14,525 --> 01:19:15,692 What if you are not around? 1177 01:19:15,817 --> 01:19:17,150 Let's stay together forever. 1178 01:19:17,233 --> 01:19:18,400 Great! 1179 01:19:18,483 --> 01:19:19,400 - Great! - Great! 1180 01:19:19,483 --> 01:19:20,650 No! 1181 01:19:20,733 --> 01:19:21,901 - No! - No! 1182 01:19:21,984 --> 01:19:23,526 Forget it, I don't mean it. 1183 01:19:23,609 --> 01:19:25,859 What did you say? You broke your promise. 1184 01:19:26,443 --> 01:19:27,318 Follow me! 1185 01:19:42,901 --> 01:19:44,109 It's you? 1186 01:19:45,068 --> 01:19:46,318 Did you pay the bail? 1187 01:19:46,609 --> 01:19:47,734 Can you imagine it? 1188 01:19:49,568 --> 01:19:51,568 Honey, thank God! 1189 01:19:52,818 --> 01:19:55,068 I heard that you sent Mark to Hong Kong. 1190 01:19:55,359 --> 01:19:56,944 - How is he doing? - He died. 1191 01:19:57,152 --> 01:19:58,069 What? 1192 01:19:58,152 --> 01:19:59,819 His backbones are broken into seven pieces. 1193 01:19:59,902 --> 01:20:00,944 He can't even move. 1194 01:20:01,027 --> 01:20:02,944 But I have 60 million dollars. 1195 01:20:03,194 --> 01:20:04,277 You have 60 million dollars? 1196 01:20:06,110 --> 01:20:09,194 I made Mark into the most powerful robot in the world. 1197 01:20:10,444 --> 01:20:15,735 And I input murder methods and war games into his brain. 1198 01:20:17,235 --> 01:20:18,860 I want the bastard dead! 1199 01:20:44,361 --> 01:20:45,361 Why are you crying? 1200 01:20:45,611 --> 01:20:47,945 My son is now yours, that's why I'm crying! 1201 01:20:48,153 --> 01:20:51,070 Except for his lips, everything else is from me. 1202 01:20:51,611 --> 01:20:54,903 But he courted your niece with his lips, so what? 1203 01:20:59,278 --> 01:21:00,111 Dad. 1204 01:21:00,195 --> 01:21:01,236 My son. 1205 01:21:01,611 --> 01:21:02,570 Professor. Thank you! 1206 01:21:02,653 --> 01:21:03,486 Congratulations! 1207 01:21:03,570 --> 01:21:04,528 Thank you. 1208 01:21:04,736 --> 01:21:06,821 By the way, does your shower work? 1209 01:21:07,279 --> 01:21:08,362 It's off. 1210 01:21:08,529 --> 01:21:11,154 I have an octopus down there. 1211 01:21:12,446 --> 01:21:13,446 Octopus? 1212 01:21:16,279 --> 01:21:17,196 Help yourself. 1213 01:21:17,279 --> 01:21:18,154 Sing. 1214 01:21:18,446 --> 01:21:19,487 Siu Fu? 1215 01:21:19,987 --> 01:21:21,654 Congratulations! 1216 01:21:21,946 --> 01:21:23,654 Today is Sing's big day, I am so happy. 1217 01:21:23,737 --> 01:21:25,612 I've fooled you for decades and you are still alive. 1218 01:21:25,696 --> 01:21:26,987 I am happier! 1219 01:21:27,071 --> 01:21:27,904 Thank you. 1220 01:21:27,987 --> 01:21:31,029 If not for you, I wouldn't be this good-looking. 1221 01:21:35,737 --> 01:21:37,279 All of you stay back. 1222 01:21:37,362 --> 01:21:38,446 Let's take a picture. 1223 01:21:40,737 --> 01:21:42,488 Siu Fu hasn't tattooed his eyebrows for ages. 1224 01:21:43,447 --> 01:21:44,488 - Really? - Yes. 1225 01:21:58,697 --> 01:21:59,613 Run! 1226 01:22:06,613 --> 01:22:08,197 I want everyone dead! 1227 01:22:23,781 --> 01:22:24,906 Chung Chung. 1228 01:22:25,073 --> 01:22:26,323 I'm scared. 1229 01:22:26,531 --> 01:22:28,823 Don't panic. Calm down. 1230 01:22:34,948 --> 01:22:35,781 Fire. 1231 01:22:41,489 --> 01:22:42,364 Great! 1232 01:22:42,448 --> 01:22:43,531 Don't come over! 1233 01:22:44,198 --> 01:22:45,239 You got shot? 1234 01:22:45,448 --> 01:22:47,948 Luckily, you're a robot! As long as your head is not shot, you are fine. 1235 01:22:48,323 --> 01:22:49,698 Stop pretending! 1236 01:22:50,239 --> 01:22:52,074 Don't you know me? 1237 01:22:52,157 --> 01:22:53,282 Answer my question. 1238 01:22:53,532 --> 01:22:55,074 When I took your class for the first time, 1239 01:22:55,157 --> 01:22:57,824 who was sitting at the eighth seat in the first row? 1240 01:22:59,699 --> 01:23:00,990 How can I remember that? 1241 01:23:01,074 --> 01:23:03,407 I'll kill you if you can't answer when I count to three. 1242 01:23:03,490 --> 01:23:04,615 One. 1243 01:23:04,699 --> 01:23:05,949 Two. 1244 01:23:06,240 --> 01:23:07,115 Three! 1245 01:23:07,199 --> 01:23:08,199 It's you! 1246 01:23:08,407 --> 01:23:09,324 Right! 1247 01:23:12,574 --> 01:23:13,574 Sing, are you alright? 1248 01:23:13,657 --> 01:23:14,657 Stop pretending! 1249 01:23:14,949 --> 01:23:16,032 Answer my question. 1250 01:23:16,115 --> 01:23:17,907 Who was sitting at the eighth seat in the first row? 1251 01:23:18,032 --> 01:23:18,990 That's you. 1252 01:23:19,074 --> 01:23:19,949 You heard my question. 1253 01:23:20,032 --> 01:23:21,074 No, I didn't! 1254 01:23:21,157 --> 01:23:22,282 I will kill you! 1255 01:23:26,616 --> 01:23:29,241 I am real. Go ahead and ask me. 1256 01:23:29,408 --> 01:23:30,366 Damn you! 1257 01:23:30,908 --> 01:23:31,825 Wait! 1258 01:23:31,908 --> 01:23:32,908 Let's make it clear. 1259 01:23:33,491 --> 01:23:35,158 Have you seen my wife? 1260 01:23:41,408 --> 01:23:44,116 You always bother me when I am having fun! 1261 01:23:45,116 --> 01:23:46,366 Go! Hurry up! 1262 01:23:46,575 --> 01:23:48,450 I'm warning you. I hate it when others disguise as me! 1263 01:24:02,367 --> 01:24:04,326 Sing! 1264 01:24:05,034 --> 01:24:05,909 Sing! 1265 01:24:06,201 --> 01:24:07,284 Sing! 1266 01:24:11,909 --> 01:24:13,159 - Don't go over there! - Sing! 1267 01:24:25,201 --> 01:24:26,784 You are just a cheap robot! 1268 01:24:26,867 --> 01:24:28,159 No match for me. 1269 01:24:37,993 --> 01:24:38,952 What's that? 1270 01:24:41,243 --> 01:24:42,327 What's that? 1271 01:24:42,410 --> 01:24:45,660 I knew it, he has become more powerful. 1272 01:24:46,327 --> 01:24:47,452 He is now 1273 01:24:47,660 --> 01:24:50,785 the deadliest weapon you can find in the supermarket. 1274 01:24:50,993 --> 01:24:52,618 A condom? 1275 01:24:53,077 --> 01:24:56,118 I'm not afraid even if he turns into a sanitary pad. 1276 01:25:05,035 --> 01:25:06,410 Are you kidding me? 1277 01:25:06,618 --> 01:25:08,452 - Mrs. Wong? - Mrs. Wong? 1278 01:25:14,578 --> 01:25:15,828 Beat him up. 1279 01:25:29,786 --> 01:25:31,661 Mrs. Wong's Invincible robe. 1280 01:25:42,494 --> 01:25:43,828 You failed! 1281 01:26:37,038 --> 01:26:37,871 I see nothing. 1282 01:26:37,955 --> 01:26:40,121 You are inside my stomach. You stupid fool! 1283 01:26:40,788 --> 01:26:42,413 You became a microwave oven? 1284 01:26:48,663 --> 01:26:51,496 Can't shoot? This microwave oven can melt diamonds. 1285 01:26:53,163 --> 01:26:55,330 Who said household appliances were useless? 1286 01:27:14,664 --> 01:27:15,581 It's all right. 1287 01:27:15,956 --> 01:27:19,747 He's not a steak but a robot. Roast him longer. 1288 01:27:29,247 --> 01:27:31,998 It's done! 1289 01:27:33,707 --> 01:27:34,957 Bravo! 1290 01:27:38,373 --> 01:27:39,957 Damn you! 1291 01:27:40,248 --> 01:27:41,165 Where is he? 1292 01:27:41,248 --> 01:27:42,165 Beat him up! 1293 01:27:42,248 --> 01:27:43,457 No! 1294 01:27:48,082 --> 01:27:49,790 How are you? Are you all right? 1295 01:27:50,165 --> 01:27:52,207 The robot melted in my stomach, I'm too full. 1296 01:27:53,832 --> 01:27:55,332 Are you a man or a woman? 1297 01:27:55,998 --> 01:27:56,998 Should I marry you? 1298 01:27:59,040 --> 01:28:00,915 Octopus! 1299 01:28:01,373 --> 01:28:02,540 It's still here. 1300 01:28:03,248 --> 01:28:05,665 I just need a haircut and we can get married. 1301 01:28:05,957 --> 01:28:06,874 Chung Chung. 1302 01:28:12,541 --> 01:28:14,583 Are you Mrs. Wong? 1303 01:28:14,791 --> 01:28:15,708 What's the matter? 1304 01:28:15,833 --> 01:28:19,916 I want to take you out for a movie, dinner, and a walk under the moonlight. 1305 01:28:19,999 --> 01:28:21,583 What do you think? 1306 01:28:21,666 --> 01:28:22,749 Are you crazy? 1307 01:28:23,708 --> 01:28:25,583 I'm considering having a date with you. 88676