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(OPENING THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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- (CAT SNARLING)
- (DOGS BARKING)
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(SINGING) Hey!
Another day in my old hood
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Summer's starting
and it's gonna be so good
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Hey, oh, hey!
I was gonna be so cool
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Then you all moved in
and got me looking like a fool, again
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CHORUS: Oye, Primos
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Why you all up in my face
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CHORUS: Oye, Primos
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Get up out my space
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CHORUS: Oye, Primos
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You're wearing out my brain
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You're driving me insane
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Not the roll call again
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Cousin Bud, Nacho and Lita
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Tere, Tabi and Tonita
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Scooter, Lotlot and Gordita
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Nachito, ChaCha and Cookita
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CHORUS: Yay
TATER: No, come on
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CHORUS: Oye, Primos
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(GRUNTS IN FRUSTRATION)
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NARRATOR: Summer of El Patin.
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Hmm. Bill. Bill. Bill.
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(GASPS) Yes!
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My Romancimorphs' Fan Magazine
is finally here.
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(WIND GUSTING)
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(GASPS) Ooh!
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What's this?
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Romancimorphs on ice?
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{\an8}My favorite YA romance
fantasy characters are coming to life?
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{\an8}On ice!
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Who cares?
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I do!
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Holding worldwide auditions
for a skate on role in the show!
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They are coming here
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to the new Hacienda Hills
skating rink!
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Wait, didn't that place
used to be a mattress factory?
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And a Halloween store before that?
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Yeah, and now it's the site
of my newest dream!
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I'm going to be an Ice-Tater!
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(SCOFFS) Ice-Tater? For real?
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Don't you want to be a Rollerblader?
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You are paying attention!
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And yes!
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I've got a new dream!
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Even the costumes are better!
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Capybara!
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No one has ice skills like you, Tater.
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No one.
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(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
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AUDIENCE: (CHANTING)
Ice-Tater! Ice-Tater!
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Ice-Tater! Ice-Tater!
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Ice-Tater! Ice-Tater!
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You poor, delusional person.
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You just wait.
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I'm gonna nab that skate on roll,
for sure.
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I can't wait to hit the ice!
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This was easier in my head.
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(EXCLAIMING)
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Cuidado, Tater.
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Hey, I'm skating here!
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(ANNOUNCER SPEAKING IN SPANISH)
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...a mystery on ice,
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El Patin!
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(GUITAR MUSIC PLAYING)
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(SINGING) La Mascara is all I need
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It gives me grace
It gives me power
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It gives me all this speed
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La Mascara is in control
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It lets me spin, it lets me fly
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It makes me go, go, go
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I am the star you've never seen
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(VOCALIZING)
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Don't ever look behind the screen
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El Patin
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El Patin
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I'm not shy or reserved
I'm a spotlight seeking fiend
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El Patin
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El Patin
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When I step on the ice
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All the fans can't help
but scream for me
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El Patin
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Hmm, if that Patin guy
gave me a few lessons,
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the Romancimorphs on Ice role
is as good as mine!
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Boo-yah... Ahhh!
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Hey, who's that protein guy?
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El Patin is amazing!
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Pero, too bad. No one knows who he is.
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No one's been able
to track El Patin down
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- because he just...
- Disappears!
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(SPEAKING IN SPANISH)
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No one's been able
to track down El Patin, eh?
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Challenge accepted.
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Whoa!
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(GIGGLES)
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Here comes Tater...
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Good thing I came prepared.
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(SCREAMING)
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I got you now!
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Doh! He was too fast!
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Or was he?
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(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
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(SCREAMING)
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It's his flesh!
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Oh, it's fake.
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El Patin skates with fake muscles?
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(SNIFFS) Fake muscles that smell like
Buela's fabric softener?
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(GASPS)
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El Patin is Buela!
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(WHISTLING)
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Lo siento, Buela, no outside food.
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This food was made inside.
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(GROANS)
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This calls for
a professional bloodhound.
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(SNIFFING AND PANTING)
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Go get 'em, girl!
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(SNIFFING)
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Nice job, Cha-dog.
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Here, girl! Here's a cookie.
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Hmm.
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(GASPS)
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(GASPS)
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Scooter!
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You're El Patin!
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(WHIMPERS)
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Um...
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I can still see you.
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Which is weird because I feel like
I've barely seen you this summer.
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Have you been avoiding me?
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No, Tater, I've just been
coming here a lot and I...
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Didn't want anyone to know.
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Why? You're such a good skater.
Don't you want to show off?
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- I would.
- It's hard to explain.
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I do want to skate for an audience,
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but I'm scared to have
all those eyes judging me.
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But when I put on the mask,
I'm not Scooter anymore.
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I'm El Patin.
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He's fearless and skates
the way I never could.
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You won't tell our primos, right?
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No one else can find out. Nunca.
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Your secret's safe with me.
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Thanks, Tater.
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I wish there was something
I could do for you.
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Well, I do really need
some skating lessons.
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And an audition partner
for Romancimorphs on ice.
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Will you please help me?
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How about El Patin? Is he available?
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Okay, okay.
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If I keep my mask on
and you keep my secret,
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I'll help you with your audition.
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- (SPEAKING SPANISH)
- Deal! I mean, trato!
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First, let's work on your entrance.
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Just remember, trust the ice.
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Trust me.
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I know how to make an entrance.
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(GROANS IN PAIN)
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Uh, watch the toe pick.
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Let's try my favorite move.
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The Tornado Twizzle.
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(SPEAKING SPANISH)
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That looks easy enough.
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- (SCREAMING)
- (THUDS)
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Okay. Your job here is to stay in form
and not move.
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That I can do.
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Maybe I'm not cut out for this.
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You'll get there, Tater.
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You just gotta keep at it
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- and trust the ice.
- Trust the ice.
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(CHUCKLES)
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Oh, your hankie
even matches your costume.
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I used the same material for it.
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Wait. You make your own costumes?
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They look so professional.
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Scooter, how come I didn't know
you were so talented?
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I keep my talents to myself.
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You should share your talents
with everyone.
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Maybe I could start by making
a costume for you, too?
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Would you really?
It would give me that extra edge.
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On ice!
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Behold my glorious mask!
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Um, why don't I finish it for you?
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(SPEAKING IN SPANISH)
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ANNOUNCER: And now for our main event,
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(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
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Introducing...
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(SNARLS)
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ANNOUNCER: Night Fang Martinez!
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Now, that's an entrance!
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SCOOTER: Yeah.
Now let's work on your entrance.
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Make way for the Ice Tater!
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Ice Tater! Ice Tater!
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- Trust...
- The ice.
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I'm skating!
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You're ready, Ice Tater.
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That's me!
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I'm actually doing all the moves!
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SCOOTER: Go, Tater, go!
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(BOTH LAUGHING)
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I'm good!
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(EXCLAIMS)
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Two of my favorite Romancimorphs
are the judges!
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ANNOUNCER: And next up, Ice Tater
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and her partner, El Patin!
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You ready?
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Let's bring the pain!
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(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
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Romancimorphs, here I come!
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Huh? (EXCLAIMS)
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Huh? (GASPS)
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Scooter's El Patin!
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(ALL EXCLAIMING)
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(WHIMPERING)
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Scooter, we have to keep going.
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I can't.
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Come on.
We've got to help our primito!
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ALL: (CHANTING) Scooter!
Scooter! Scooter! Scooter!
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You don't need El Patin to do this.
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You're spectacular,
with or without your mask.
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Just trust the ice.
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Let's finish this.
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Ow!
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(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
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(ALL CHEERING)
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We did it!
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Yes!
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ANNOUNCER: Increíble!
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But the judges urge the Ice Tater
to read the fine print on the flyer!
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What?
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{\an8}The role is for kids 16 and up?
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That means I can totally get the role
when I'm 16.
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Wow, little bro, you were sick.
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Ah, you too, Small Fry.
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Can we come skate with you,
too, hermano?
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Tater!
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I may have taught you
how to master the ice,
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but you helped me master my fear.
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I can't believe I skated like that.
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Me, not El Patin.
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Well, he's great and all
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but to be honest,
I'd rather hang out with you.
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Race you to the snack stand.
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That is, if you can keep up!
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You're on!
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(GRUNTING) Come on!
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Buela?
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My Scooter gets the best moves from me!
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(LAUGHING)
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NARRATOR: Summer of Chisme.
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(SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
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What are the T-Sisters gossiping about?
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Ugh, curse my inability to read lips!
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{\an8}- Tater!
- (EXCLAIMS)
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{\an8}What new final form
are we trying out today?
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You wanna be a cowboy? A diver?
An intergalactic space explorer?
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With a laser arm!
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Not now, Vision Tiger.
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I need to get in on this
hot tea being spilled.
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(T-SISTERS LAUGHING)
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Hot tea!
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Hmm, looks like ice tea to me.
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No! I mean hot, juicy gossip.
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I hate not knowing what it is.
263
00:11:58,008 --> 00:11:59,802
It makes me all itchy.
264
00:12:00,344 --> 00:12:03,973
Is gossip really more important
than figuring out your final form?
265
00:12:04,306 --> 00:12:08,226
(GASPS) Maybe it's part
of my final form.
266
00:12:08,310 --> 00:12:10,145
Vision Tiger, you're a genius!
267
00:12:10,229 --> 00:12:11,229
Am I?
268
00:12:11,313 --> 00:12:14,316
Maybe my destiny is to become
a hard hitting journalist.
269
00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:16,569
Like the ones on Buela's favorite show!
270
00:12:16,986 --> 00:12:19,112
Welcome to Primer Tater!
271
00:12:19,196 --> 00:12:21,782
{\an8}Tater reporting live in
the eye of Hurricane Nellie.
272
00:12:21,991 --> 00:12:23,950
{\an8}Per usual, she is raining
on everyone's parade.
273
00:12:24,034 --> 00:12:25,035
{\an8}(BLOWS RASPBERRY)
274
00:12:25,119 --> 00:12:26,287
{\an8}(THUNDER CLAPS)
275
00:12:26,537 --> 00:12:28,872
{\an8}Back to you in the studio. Whoa!
276
00:12:28,956 --> 00:12:31,166
- Thank you, Tater.
- Thank you, Tater.
277
00:12:31,250 --> 00:12:32,585
No, thank you, Tater.
278
00:12:32,710 --> 00:12:34,044
Next up, Tater Tattle.
279
00:12:34,128 --> 00:12:37,214
Cousin Bud, spotted using
a plastic bag at the store.
280
00:12:37,339 --> 00:12:40,593
Environmentalist or environmental miss?
281
00:12:41,218 --> 00:12:42,470
He's busted.
282
00:12:42,928 --> 00:12:44,263
(CHUCKLES)
283
00:12:44,638 --> 00:12:46,974
I just need practice gathering intel.
284
00:12:48,267 --> 00:12:49,267
Ta-da!
285
00:12:49,351 --> 00:12:51,311
Does this say,
hard-hitting journalist to you?
286
00:12:51,395 --> 00:12:52,688
I know what it doesn't say.
287
00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:55,190
It doesn't say girl working
hard on her final form...
288
00:12:55,274 --> 00:12:56,483
(GRUNTING)
289
00:12:56,567 --> 00:12:58,944
(MURMURING INDISTINCTLY)
290
00:12:59,570 --> 00:13:00,571
Ouch!
291
00:13:01,238 --> 00:13:03,407
Rose bush...
292
00:13:03,908 --> 00:13:05,743
(GIGGLING)
293
00:13:07,244 --> 00:13:09,622
Curse my big but ineffective ears!
294
00:13:11,332 --> 00:13:12,708
They're speaking in code.
295
00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:14,334
Oh, wait, no, it's...
296
00:13:14,418 --> 00:13:16,170
Spanish, Spanish, Spanish.
297
00:13:16,587 --> 00:13:18,046
Spanish, Spanish, Spanish.
298
00:13:18,130 --> 00:13:19,757
Spanish, Spanish, Spanish.
299
00:13:20,090 --> 00:13:21,842
Ugh, I need a dictionary.
300
00:13:21,926 --> 00:13:23,761
Or a translator!
301
00:13:25,262 --> 00:13:27,556
Ooh, this is a big one, Tater.
302
00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:29,933
- Big, big?
- Tear the family apart big.
303
00:13:30,017 --> 00:13:31,101
You can tell me, Nachito.
304
00:13:31,227 --> 00:13:34,396
As a future journalist,
I will be 100 percent unbiased.
305
00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:36,857
Tonita said she woke up early
at Buela's house,
306
00:13:36,941 --> 00:13:39,901
and saw her sneaking in
store bought tortillas!
307
00:13:39,985 --> 00:13:41,487
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
308
00:13:42,571 --> 00:13:45,491
No!
309
00:13:46,116 --> 00:13:47,618
What was that?
310
00:13:48,869 --> 00:13:50,079
What's going on here?
311
00:13:51,038 --> 00:13:53,457
We're spying
on your tea party, and I'm translating.
312
00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:55,125
Tater promised me cookies.
313
00:13:55,376 --> 00:13:57,043
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
314
00:13:57,127 --> 00:13:59,129
Well, actually, I was just practicing
315
00:13:59,213 --> 00:14:01,256
for my future
as a hard hitting journalist.
316
00:14:01,340 --> 00:14:03,884
- Oh, that explains the outfit.
- Does it?
317
00:14:03,968 --> 00:14:06,344
Sorry, Tater, but our
tea parties are private.
318
00:14:06,428 --> 00:14:07,929
We have sources to protect.
319
00:14:08,013 --> 00:14:11,224
Of course. So do journalists,
I hear.
320
00:14:11,308 --> 00:14:15,479
It's just you always have the juiciest
intel way before anyone else.
321
00:14:15,813 --> 00:14:16,981
I don't know how you do it.
322
00:14:17,231 --> 00:14:18,356
Aw, thanks, Tater.
323
00:14:18,440 --> 00:14:21,401
It's practically a full time job
on top of our cheer schedule.
324
00:14:21,485 --> 00:14:24,154
Well, I'm not doing
anything important right now.
325
00:14:24,738 --> 00:14:25,990
(GROANING)
326
00:14:26,448 --> 00:14:28,700
Why don't I help you
with the goss gathering?
327
00:14:28,784 --> 00:14:30,285
If I can join
your tea parties,
328
00:14:30,369 --> 00:14:32,078
I promise I'll never show up
empty handed.
329
00:14:32,162 --> 00:14:33,747
You mean quid pro quo?
330
00:14:33,831 --> 00:14:36,416
Uh, si. My Spanish is rusty.
331
00:14:36,500 --> 00:14:37,751
T-SISTERS: Mmm, mmm, mmm.
332
00:14:37,835 --> 00:14:41,379
Deal. All you have to do
is bring us a fresh piece of chisme
333
00:14:41,463 --> 00:14:42,798
that we don't already know.
334
00:14:43,048 --> 00:14:45,259
Wait, cheese or gossip?
335
00:14:45,593 --> 00:14:47,094
Chisme means gossip.
336
00:14:47,344 --> 00:14:49,096
Cookie, please.
337
00:14:50,014 --> 00:14:51,390
Yum, yum, yum.
338
00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:52,933
Hello, diary,
339
00:14:53,017 --> 00:14:56,353
I am so glad I didn't listen
to holographic Vision Tiger.
340
00:14:56,437 --> 00:14:57,646
Hey!
341
00:14:57,730 --> 00:14:59,732
Because my future
has never been clearer.
342
00:14:59,857 --> 00:15:02,818
All I need to get started
is a fresh morsel of gossip.
343
00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:05,529
And look at all those morsels.
344
00:15:07,239 --> 00:15:10,158
Welcome back
to the T-Primas' Tattle Time.
345
00:15:10,242 --> 00:15:12,118
Hot takes, even hotter tea.
346
00:15:12,202 --> 00:15:14,329
Don't burn your tongue.
347
00:15:14,413 --> 00:15:15,581
(SLURPING)
348
00:15:16,707 --> 00:15:17,833
Ah!
349
00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:20,002
Not on the blazer!
(GROANING)
350
00:15:21,962 --> 00:15:25,131
Ah, the true mark
of journalistic integrity.
351
00:15:25,215 --> 00:15:26,216
Sneaking.
352
00:15:26,342 --> 00:15:27,343
I know, right?
353
00:15:28,218 --> 00:15:30,512
(GRUNTING)
354
00:15:30,596 --> 00:15:32,264
(HUMMING)
355
00:15:34,808 --> 00:15:37,728
Four o'clock.
Suspicious Big Nacho activity.
356
00:15:38,020 --> 00:15:40,647
But what rhymes with shiny hair?
357
00:15:40,731 --> 00:15:43,609
Bear? Scare? Underwear?
358
00:15:45,819 --> 00:15:48,154
- Always care. Perfect.
- (GASPS)
359
00:15:48,238 --> 00:15:49,322
Sincerely...
360
00:15:49,406 --> 00:15:50,782
Uh, no, wait.
361
00:15:50,866 --> 00:15:53,077
It's time for besitos, Ignacio.
362
00:15:56,622 --> 00:15:58,332
(GASPS) Evidence!
363
00:16:02,127 --> 00:16:03,420
I always wanted to do this.
364
00:16:03,504 --> 00:16:05,839
Querida...
365
00:16:05,923 --> 00:16:07,048
Carmela.
366
00:16:07,132 --> 00:16:08,133
(GASPS)
367
00:16:08,217 --> 00:16:11,428
Is this a love letter?
368
00:16:11,512 --> 00:16:12,512
Boom!
369
00:16:12,596 --> 00:16:15,056
Get ready to spit out your tea, ladies,
370
00:16:15,140 --> 00:16:17,434
'cause this goss is hot!
371
00:16:17,518 --> 00:16:18,936
(T-SISTERS EXCLAIMING)
372
00:16:19,770 --> 00:16:21,062
(MOUTHFUL) We're ready.
373
00:16:21,146 --> 00:16:23,982
Our big tough, Big Nacho has a...
374
00:16:24,066 --> 00:16:25,942
Wait for it...
375
00:16:26,026 --> 00:16:29,029
Romantic pen pal!
376
00:16:29,863 --> 00:16:30,864
Hmm?
377
00:16:30,948 --> 00:16:32,699
I get it. You're all in shock.
378
00:16:32,783 --> 00:16:34,076
I'll give you a sec.
379
00:16:34,284 --> 00:16:37,621
Sorry, Tater, but Big Nacho's
long distance romance is old news.
380
00:16:37,705 --> 00:16:40,373
We know Carmela
better than Big Nacho does.
381
00:16:40,457 --> 00:16:41,583
What? How?
382
00:16:41,667 --> 00:16:42,751
We have our ways.
383
00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:43,919
Try again, Tater.
384
00:16:44,086 --> 00:16:45,087
(TATER WHIMPERS)
385
00:16:45,963 --> 00:16:48,173
(HUMMING)
386
00:16:48,882 --> 00:16:51,676
Four-thirty.
Suspicious Lotlot activity.
387
00:16:51,760 --> 00:16:52,886
She's cooking...
388
00:16:52,970 --> 00:16:54,638
A human head?
389
00:16:54,722 --> 00:16:55,806
No, wait.
390
00:16:55,973 --> 00:16:57,223
That's a cake.
391
00:16:57,307 --> 00:16:58,475
In the shape of a human?
392
00:17:00,227 --> 00:17:01,895
What's that, Frankie?
393
00:17:02,187 --> 00:17:04,856
You want my name piped
across your broad chest
394
00:17:04,940 --> 00:17:07,317
in butter cream
or Swiss meringue?
395
00:17:10,237 --> 00:17:11,237
(PANTING)
396
00:17:11,321 --> 00:17:14,658
Lotlot. Baking.
Cake boyfriend.
397
00:17:14,992 --> 00:17:16,201
Buttercream.
398
00:17:16,994 --> 00:17:19,371
Oh, yeah. Lotlot lot has
a whole bakery of boyfriends.
399
00:17:19,455 --> 00:17:21,623
- It's her hobby.
- She's really good at it, too.
400
00:17:21,707 --> 00:17:24,084
- Edgar was delicious.
- Mmm-hmm.
401
00:17:24,168 --> 00:17:25,335
(GROANS IN FRUSTRATION)
402
00:17:25,753 --> 00:17:27,880
There you go. Yes, yes!
403
00:17:30,340 --> 00:17:33,009
Yeah, see? Then you just wait
for the candy to spill out.
404
00:17:33,093 --> 00:17:34,928
Oh!
405
00:17:39,975 --> 00:17:41,643
(SCREAMS)
406
00:17:42,686 --> 00:17:43,770
I got my chisme!
407
00:17:43,854 --> 00:17:46,023
You know how Nachito loves pinatas?
408
00:17:46,273 --> 00:17:49,275
Guess what? He's never
actually broken one open!
409
00:17:49,359 --> 00:17:50,986
Even with the...
410
00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:53,530
(YAWNS) Yeah,
we knew that already.
411
00:17:53,697 --> 00:17:55,407
{\an8}No worries. I have a backup.
412
00:17:55,491 --> 00:18:00,620
{\an8}(CLEARS THROAT) Lita has
the garage possum tattooed on her back!
413
00:18:00,704 --> 00:18:02,748
Tattooed!
414
00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:04,958
- (BLOWS RASPBERRY) It's just temporary.
- Heh?
415
00:18:05,042 --> 00:18:08,128
All the Primos got it
from the street carnival last week.
416
00:18:09,755 --> 00:18:12,466
{\an8}You did that without me?
417
00:18:12,716 --> 00:18:14,510
{\an8}Do I miss out on everything?
418
00:18:15,552 --> 00:18:17,387
(PANTING)
419
00:18:17,971 --> 00:18:19,556
I'm parched.
420
00:18:20,015 --> 00:18:22,434
Need some sweet...
421
00:18:22,518 --> 00:18:23,810
Refreshing...
422
00:18:23,894 --> 00:18:25,145
Tea...
423
00:18:27,356 --> 00:18:28,774
(SLURPING)
424
00:18:29,066 --> 00:18:30,526
(GULPING)
425
00:18:33,028 --> 00:18:35,906
Don't you think you're being
just a tad extra?
426
00:18:36,073 --> 00:18:37,824
Oh, I'll show you extra.
427
00:18:37,908 --> 00:18:39,659
Extra! Extra!
428
00:18:39,743 --> 00:18:41,203
Read all about it!
429
00:18:41,662 --> 00:18:43,997
If I can't find gossip,
430
00:18:44,081 --> 00:18:47,208
I'll just make up my own.
431
00:18:47,292 --> 00:18:48,794
So, you're going to lie?
432
00:18:48,919 --> 00:18:50,211
It's for the greater good.
433
00:18:50,295 --> 00:18:52,172
Sounds more like the Tater-good.
434
00:18:52,256 --> 00:18:53,590
Ooh, nice one.
435
00:18:53,674 --> 00:18:54,883
I'm gonna write that down.
436
00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:56,551
(SNORING)
437
00:18:56,635 --> 00:18:59,263
(SPEAKING IN SPANISH)
438
00:19:00,264 --> 00:19:01,931
TATER: Ooh, he's talking in code.
439
00:19:02,015 --> 00:19:03,892
(CONTINUES SPEAKING
IN SPANISH)
440
00:19:04,351 --> 00:19:06,394
No, just Spanish again.
441
00:19:06,478 --> 00:19:08,772
But that gives me an idea.
442
00:19:14,528 --> 00:19:17,239
Agent Guapo.
443
00:19:17,698 --> 00:19:19,699
Oh, yeah, that's good.
444
00:19:19,783 --> 00:19:21,785
Journalistic integrity, hmm?
445
00:19:21,869 --> 00:19:23,036
Not now, Vision Tiger.
446
00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:25,371
You can't shut out
your conscience, Tater.
447
00:19:25,455 --> 00:19:26,456
Watch me.
448
00:19:26,915 --> 00:19:28,583
VISION TIGER: (MUFFLED)
Oh, that smarts!
449
00:19:28,667 --> 00:19:30,627
As you can see,
all evidence points to Pop
450
00:19:30,752 --> 00:19:32,295
being not just our grandpa,
451
00:19:32,379 --> 00:19:35,924
but also
a former secret agent.
452
00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:37,509
By the code name El Guapo,
453
00:19:37,593 --> 00:19:39,677
which as you and I know
454
00:19:39,761 --> 00:19:43,515
means El Handsome.
455
00:19:44,641 --> 00:19:45,725
(T-SISTERS EXCLAIMING)
456
00:19:45,809 --> 00:19:47,436
Impressive, right?
457
00:19:47,728 --> 00:19:50,147
Well, these visual aids are nice.
458
00:19:50,439 --> 00:19:52,565
Yeah, you went all in on this.
459
00:19:52,649 --> 00:19:54,276
Ugh! (SPITS)
460
00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:57,112
But we know fake gold
when we see it.
461
00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:58,530
A for effort.
462
00:19:58,655 --> 00:19:59,656
(GROANS)
463
00:20:00,365 --> 00:20:01,491
Got anything else?
464
00:20:01,617 --> 00:20:04,870
There isn't anything else
or anyone else to spy on.
465
00:20:06,079 --> 00:20:07,580
Except, I guess...
466
00:20:07,664 --> 00:20:08,665
Me?
467
00:20:08,749 --> 00:20:10,292
- (T-SISTERS GASPING)
- Yes, yes, yes!
468
00:20:10,459 --> 00:20:14,504
Oh, yeah. You got a whole
diary full of chisme!
469
00:20:14,588 --> 00:20:16,422
- Um...
- You're gonna let us read it?
470
00:20:16,506 --> 00:20:18,967
You can totally come
to our parties then, Tater.
471
00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:22,595
T-SISTERS:
Chisme! Chisme! Chisme!
472
00:20:22,679 --> 00:20:24,430
Chisme! Chisme!
473
00:20:24,514 --> 00:20:26,099
Chisme!
474
00:20:26,183 --> 00:20:27,184
(WHIMPERS)
475
00:20:28,393 --> 00:20:30,979
Tater, no.
Don't sell us out like this.
476
00:20:31,355 --> 00:20:33,356
Um, could I have a second?
477
00:20:33,440 --> 00:20:34,524
T-SISTERS: Yeah. Sure.
478
00:20:36,026 --> 00:20:38,278
Vision Tiger, I have to do this
479
00:20:38,362 --> 00:20:40,780
or I'll never get invited
to those tea parties.
480
00:20:40,864 --> 00:20:43,700
Oh, so that's what this is really about.
481
00:20:43,909 --> 00:20:44,951
FOMO.
482
00:20:45,035 --> 00:20:46,744
You know, I don't know Spanish!
483
00:20:46,828 --> 00:20:48,205
Oh, silly Tater,
484
00:20:48,664 --> 00:20:51,166
FOMO means Fear Of Missing Out.
485
00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:53,626
But is it the gossip
you're afraid of missing out on
486
00:20:53,710 --> 00:20:55,044
or just your cousins?
487
00:20:55,128 --> 00:20:58,340
I think it's the second one.
488
00:20:58,632 --> 00:21:01,385
Which is weird. I'm always trying
to get away from my cousins.
489
00:21:02,761 --> 00:21:04,387
I also don't want to be left out.
490
00:21:04,471 --> 00:21:07,182
And we have a breakthrough.
491
00:21:08,016 --> 00:21:09,518
Thanks, Vision Tiger.
492
00:21:09,643 --> 00:21:11,477
And don't worry,
I won't sell us out.
493
00:21:11,561 --> 00:21:13,438
Our secrets are safe with me.
494
00:21:13,981 --> 00:21:14,981
(PURRING)
495
00:21:15,065 --> 00:21:16,233
T-SISTERS: Aw!
496
00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:18,026
That was so sweet!
497
00:21:18,110 --> 00:21:20,070
You guys heard all that?
498
00:21:20,737 --> 00:21:23,907
Well, yeah. You were just standing there
talking to your diary.
499
00:21:25,242 --> 00:21:27,994
Oh, we've seen you do
way weirder stuff.
500
00:21:28,078 --> 00:21:30,246
Uh, uh... Cool.
501
00:21:30,330 --> 00:21:32,081
You know, Tater,
you should've just told us
502
00:21:32,165 --> 00:21:34,000
from the start
that you wanted to hang out.
503
00:21:34,084 --> 00:21:36,837
But what about squid pro?
I mean, quo, quo, quo?
504
00:21:37,087 --> 00:21:39,422
I mean, I don't have
anything to trade.
505
00:21:39,506 --> 00:21:42,426
I don't know. Your photo
editing skills are pretty impressive.
506
00:21:42,676 --> 00:21:44,677
Think you could take a look
at our headshots
507
00:21:44,761 --> 00:21:46,013
over tea?
508
00:21:48,974 --> 00:21:51,101
(T-SISTERS CHUCKLING)
509
00:21:52,936 --> 00:21:54,354
(SNORING)
510
00:22:00,277 --> 00:22:02,571
AUTOMATED VOICE:
Welcome home, Agent Guapo.
511
00:22:03,780 --> 00:22:06,033
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