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(OPENING THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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- (CAT SNARLING)
- (DOGS BARKING)
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(SINGING) Hey! Another day
in my old hood
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Summer's starting
and it's gonna be so good
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Hey, oh, hey!
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I was gonna be so cool
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Then you all moved in
And got me looking like a fool, again
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CHORUS: Oye, Primos
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Why you all up in my face?
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CHORUS: Oye, Primos
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Get up out my space
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CHORUS: Oye, Primos
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You're wearing out my brain
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You're driving me insane
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Not the roll call again
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Cousin Bud, Nacho and Lita
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Tere, Tabi and Toñita
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Scooter, Lotlot and Gordita
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Nachito, ChaCha and Lucita
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- ALL: Yay
- TATER: No, come on
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CHORUS: Oye, Primos
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(GRUNTS IN FRUSTRATION)
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TATER: "Summer of" I can't say that.
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BUELA: Psst. "Quehaceres," sweetie.
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{\an8}TATER: Through the years,
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{\an8}women have carved
their names in history,
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{\an8}one legend at a time.
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Each woman had a vision,
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and to plan her vision,
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each woman had a vision board,
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{\an8}Probably. You know,
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{\an8}a sweet collage of inspiration
to fuel their goals and dreams!
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And, diary, I have
so many dreams for the Summer of Tater.
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My vision board is going to be...
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(READING)
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(STOMACH GROWLS)
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Yup, a vision board.
Right after breakfast!
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(ALL CHOMPING)
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Tia Bibi spins the huevos rancheros.
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She eyes Lita's plato.
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She shoots and...
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Goal!
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(ALL CHEERING)
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(CHEERING CONTINUES)
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Dang! Mom looks happy
this morning.
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(GASPS)
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Fancy cereal!
We never get this!
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(SIGHS) Ah, fancy cereal
for the guests.
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Yep, plenty of gruel, though.
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(GROANS)
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- LUCITA: Thanks, Tia!
- NACHITO: What're we doin' today?
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Welp, I'm off to visionize! See ya.
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Huddle up, Team Humphrey!
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With the primos here,
we all have to step up to be good hosts.
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Good hosts?
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Yes, sweetie!
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Clean up after our guests,
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keep them entertained,
and make sure they're comfy!
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- (YELPS)
- Too bad you didn't visionize this.
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But we didn't invite them over!
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Yo se, hija.
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I invited them! And that's why
we're going to split the duties.
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I'll handle all the entertainment,
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and you girls can start
by washing the dishes.
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Helpful Humphreys
keep guests clean and comfy!
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Are we married to that motto?
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Why can't we do the entertainment?
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Because I already
have it planned, hijitas!
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There's gonna be all sorts of fun stuff!
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Now who's on dish duty?
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I volunteer to fold socks!
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Here. Good teams need
good communication.
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I guess this is kinda fun.
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Helpful Humphreys
keep guests clean and comfy!
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If you're lookin' for comfy
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Look no further than Humphrey!
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- (BABBLES)
- What's that, Baby Bud?
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You wanna help your big sis?
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(BABY BUD GURGLING)
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(CHUCKLES)
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(GIGGLES)
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Huh. These name-brand boxes
are so sturdy.
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You'll make a great base
for my vision board!
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Off to my lair!
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Whoa!
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(YELPS)
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Done already? Great.
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I need you to pick up
the mess in the hallway.
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I'd ask Nellie to do it,
pero la pobre,
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she's swamped with laundry duty!
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Yeah, I'm sure she is.
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I'm so proud of both of my girls
for being such Helpful Humphreys!
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I'm off to arts and crafts!
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Happy little trees!
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- Oh, Nellie...
- (GIGGLING)
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(SHRIEKS)
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(NELLIE SLURPING)
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Does this look like navy
or deep cerulean?
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- (DOOR OPENS)
- I knew it!
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You're fake working!
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Me? I'm just doing my duty.
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And kinda getting into it!
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Looks like you have to enjoy
those chores all by yourself.
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Well, "socks" to be you!
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(BLOWS RASPBERRY)
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BIBI: Hay que limpiar
Hay que limpiar Clean it all up
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Mom!
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TATER: Here's a song for you
if you hate to do chores
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Everybody knows they're a bore
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But the primos stay
messin' up the hallway
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Then Mama comes
asking for favores like...
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Hay que limpiar, Hay que limpiar
Clean it all up
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Ugh! Mom!
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Don't you know
I've got a life to live?
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And don't you know
I've given all I got to give and
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Mom, please you're killing me
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Sing along if you agree
chores stink
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CHORUS: Hay que limpiar, hay que limpiar
Clean it all up!
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{\an8}All I got to say is
(BLOWS RASPBERRY)
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CHORUS: Hay que limpiar, hay que limpiar
Clean it all up!
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Every single day like
(BLOWS RASPBERRY)
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CHORUS: Hay que limpiar, hay que limpiar
Clean it all up!
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Everybody in the place make
sounds with your mouth
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If you hate cleaning house
but your mom insists you must
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CHORUS: Clean it all up!
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(BLOWS RASPBERRY)
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Okay. (SIGHS) Finally done.
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Now I can get
back to my vision board.
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- BIBI: Double, double toil and trouble!
- Huh?
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Fire burn and cauldron bubble!
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Out, you darn spot.
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And that concludes Act five!
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(ALL CHEERING)
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- That was fanatic.
- I did not see that coming.
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Oh, Tater, ay ¡que bueno!
I have a big favor to ask.
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(GRUNTS) Yes?
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Well, since you've been
so helpful I think... (STAMMERS)
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(IMITATING LADY SOCK-BETH)
I mean, Lady Sock thinks that
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you can handle
the toughest chore yet, ¡el bano!
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The closet?
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No, hija,
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(DISTORTED) the bathroom!
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(YELLS) The bathroom?
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Mom, I've been
looking everywhere for that sock!
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(WHIMPERING)
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Tater, porfis.
You see how swamped Nellie is.
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Can I count on you
to be a Helpful Humphrey?
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Aw, I need a new Lady Sock-Beth.
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(IN PIRATE VOICE)
Fishing for pairs, Fishing for pairs.
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(GROANS)
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Nellie, we need to talk!
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Shh! You'll spook the pairs!
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Uh... You okay?
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Listen, I'm looking
for a great white crew sock.
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Like this one?
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No, that's a gold toe! (GROANS)
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I was just trying to get out of work.
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But now,
I just want to seek the white
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in the sea of blue.
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Gentlemen, it's been an honor.
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Guess the bathroom's all on me.
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- TABI: Bath bomb! (GIGGLES)
- Toñita: Hi, Tater!
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(GASPS)
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The T-Sisters and their spa days!
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(ALL LAUGHING)
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Hahaha! You can't hide!
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Wow! I'm glad the primos
get fun Bibi!
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Mom wants a Helpful Humphrey.
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I'll show her
a Helpful Humphrey!
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I'm going to help this Humphrey!
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I'll just pretend to work.
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That's genius, Tater!
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Thanks, Holographic Vision Tiger!
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There, nearly done! Pretty, huh?
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Why, it's just as pretty
as a picture, Tater!
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But it sure is empty.
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Well, by the end of
the Summer of Tater,
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{\an8}I will be new
and improved and, um, improved, and...
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Hmm. Sounds like your vision board
doesn't have much of a vision.
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Objection!
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TATER: Ugh, a mop?
Save that for Bibi!
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I bet filling mom's
vision board would be so easy.
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It would be all about cleaning
and being a good host!
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BIBI: Hey, being a good host
is important!
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I'm cleaning, I'm cleaning!
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BIBI: I mean I love hosting,
but, oh, Bud,
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I'm not sure I can keep going!
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No, no, no, no, guerito,
I'm just so exhausted.
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I already went through
all my ideas for entertainment!
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Si, even Lady Sock-Beth!
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- (THUDS)
- (BIBI SOBS)
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But she had
the longest list ever! Didn't she?
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I was so excited to have
all of the primos here for the summer,
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but it's a lot of work
para una persona.
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If it wasn't for Tater's help,
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I don't know what I'd do.
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I guess Mom does need my help.
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I could try to clean up a little...
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- (BANGING ON DOOR)
- BIG NACHO: Open up, it's an emergency!
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Uh, hang on!
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BIG NACHO: Por fa! I gotta go!
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{\an8}But I'm cleaning!
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I'll help clean later!
But you gotta let me in now,
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or there will be an even
bigger mess to clean!
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Ugh, TMI. Fine, come in.
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(DOOR SLAMS)
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(RUMBLING)
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Phew!
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Oh, no, no, no!
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(BELLS CHIMING)
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Wait. You actually cleaned?
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Sure, it's no big for Big Nacho!
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These corner spots could
probably use some of my famous musculo.
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Hey, I wanna clean tambien!
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Aw, you're such a copycat, hermanito.
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But hop on!
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So, you don't mind cleaning?
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Hey! We were raised right!
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¡Claro! We're good guests!
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Good guests, huh?
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It's time for everyone to be
a Helpful Humphrey.
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{\an8}So what I'm asking is, uh,
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how good of a guest can you be?
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Oh, we always get a five-star
guest rating everywhere we go!
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Well, then, you can get
a five-star guest rating
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at Casa Humphrey, too.
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ALL: Ooh!
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COUSIN BUD: I made
this cleaner myself.
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It's all natural.
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Thanks, Cousin Bud.
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That's a spooky
good job. (CHUCKLES)
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(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
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Perfect form!
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Cleared for takeoff.
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(BANGS)
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Nice!
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Stick around! (GRUNTS)
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BOTH: Yay! (GIGGLING)
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(CHUCKLING)
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Hija, is the blindfold
really necessary?
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No, it isn't.
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(CLEARS THROAT)
And now, I present to you...
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(GASPS)
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...the Helpful Humphreys
Chore Chart...
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Now with 100% more primos!
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(CRYING)
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Not the reaction I was expecting.
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No, no, no, no, this is great, Tater.
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(CRYING LOUDER)
I am just so happy!
250
00:10:14,030 --> 00:10:15,781
This is such a clever idea.
251
00:10:16,073 --> 00:10:17,783
You really stepped up
for me today!
252
00:10:17,950 --> 00:10:19,660
Well, honestly, I just wanted
253
00:10:19,744 --> 00:10:21,662
more time to focus
on my vision board.
254
00:10:21,996 --> 00:10:24,496
Wait, you were trying to make
a vision board today?
255
00:10:24,540 --> 00:10:26,083
Yup. Speaking of which,
256
00:10:26,167 --> 00:10:28,252
do we have any more
old cereal boxes?
257
00:10:28,461 --> 00:10:29,462
No, Tater.
258
00:10:29,712 --> 00:10:31,129
Your vision board deserves supplies
259
00:10:31,213 --> 00:10:32,563
that are as special as you!
260
00:10:32,923 --> 00:10:35,593
In fact, I've been
saving something for you.
261
00:10:37,887 --> 00:10:41,682
Wow, Ma, you're giving me
your fancy art box?
262
00:10:41,974 --> 00:10:44,602
It's your fancy art box now, Tater.
263
00:10:44,935 --> 00:10:48,356
And maybe this board's big enough
for all your hopes and dreams!
264
00:10:48,731 --> 00:10:50,066
Bravissima!
265
00:10:50,232 --> 00:10:51,275
Thanks, Mom!
266
00:10:51,442 --> 00:10:53,319
But, you know, it wasn't all me.
267
00:10:53,486 --> 00:10:54,528
Everyone's helping now!
268
00:10:54,612 --> 00:10:56,989
(SCREAMS) Hey, primos!
New chores are up!
269
00:10:57,156 --> 00:10:58,490
- ALL: Whoo! Yeah!
- BIG NACHO: Musculo time!
270
00:10:58,574 --> 00:11:00,033
{\an8}Hey, where's Nellie's name?
271
00:11:00,117 --> 00:11:02,078
{\an8}Actually, where's Nellie?
272
00:11:04,080 --> 00:11:05,665
Phew. What a day!
273
00:11:05,915 --> 00:11:09,335
Glad to be home for some
peace, quiet, and sanity.
274
00:11:09,585 --> 00:11:12,254
- (DOOR RUMBLES)
- Avast, ye landlubber!
275
00:11:14,840 --> 00:11:16,842
(TRUCK STARTING)
276
00:11:17,301 --> 00:11:22,264
Whoo-hoo-hoo! Arr! I've gotcha!
277
00:11:24,016 --> 00:11:25,935
(TATER READING)
278
00:11:27,353 --> 00:11:28,896
TATER: Tater log. Day five.
279
00:11:29,313 --> 00:11:33,025
{\an8}Another endless barrage of noise,
smells, toenail clippings and...
280
00:11:33,109 --> 00:11:34,276
(FART RESONATES)
281
00:11:34,402 --> 00:11:35,653
Ugh. Bodily functions.
282
00:11:35,903 --> 00:11:37,321
Diary, my beloved,
283
00:11:37,405 --> 00:11:39,489
I fear I won't last much
longer in the midst of this
284
00:11:39,573 --> 00:11:41,951
Primo pandemonium!
285
00:11:42,159 --> 00:11:43,160
(COUSINS LAUGHING)
286
00:11:44,995 --> 00:11:47,123
COUSIN BUD:
Little plant babies.
287
00:11:47,873 --> 00:11:48,874
(COUSINS LAUGHING)
288
00:11:49,208 --> 00:11:50,209
(CRASHING)
289
00:11:50,793 --> 00:11:52,002
(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)
290
00:11:52,545 --> 00:11:53,546
(YELLS)
291
00:11:53,963 --> 00:11:55,547
TABI: Hey! Who moved my conditioner?
292
00:11:55,631 --> 00:11:57,031
BIG NACHO: Come on. Totally.
293
00:11:57,967 --> 00:11:58,968
Nowhere is safe.
294
00:11:59,218 --> 00:12:03,118
How is a cute little dreamer gonna dream
when she can't catch a gosh darn wink?
295
00:12:03,973 --> 00:12:06,058
(SCREAMING) It says "Do not Disturb"!
296
00:12:06,142 --> 00:12:07,142
Ooh.
297
00:12:07,226 --> 00:12:08,310
Hi, Buela.
298
00:12:08,394 --> 00:12:10,604
Hi. (SPEAKING SPANISH)
299
00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:12,940
Like you got the mal de ojo on you.
300
00:12:13,107 --> 00:12:14,107
Mal de whatso?
301
00:12:14,191 --> 00:12:16,485
The evil eye. A curse.
302
00:12:18,487 --> 00:12:20,487
Buela, I don't believe
in curses anymore.
303
00:12:20,531 --> 00:12:22,992
I'm on the path to my final form.
304
00:12:23,451 --> 00:12:25,619
Childhood superstitions
are not becoming
305
00:12:25,703 --> 00:12:28,205
of a wise logical woman
of advanced years.
306
00:12:28,289 --> 00:12:29,873
(LAUGHS) Aren't you nine?
307
00:12:29,957 --> 00:12:31,333
Exagerada.
308
00:12:31,459 --> 00:12:33,627
That's basically a decade.
309
00:12:33,711 --> 00:12:35,629
(SPEAKING SPANISH)
310
00:12:35,713 --> 00:12:36,922
Grey hairs.
311
00:12:37,006 --> 00:12:39,425
Ow! Knock it off.
(GROANS)
312
00:12:39,633 --> 00:12:41,551
I just need some peace and quiet.
313
00:12:41,635 --> 00:12:42,636
(THUDDING)
314
00:12:42,720 --> 00:12:44,054
(COUSINS SCREAMING)
315
00:12:44,138 --> 00:12:46,598
(GRUNTS) Tengo dolor de cabeza
with all this racket.
316
00:12:46,682 --> 00:12:50,853
(SPEAKING SPANISH)
317
00:12:51,353 --> 00:12:52,771
- (CRASHING)
- (COUSINS SCREAMING)
318
00:12:52,855 --> 00:12:53,905
GORDITA: Unfortunate.
319
00:12:54,398 --> 00:12:55,399
Hiss!
320
00:12:55,483 --> 00:12:56,484
(COUSINS SCREAMING)
321
00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:58,235
(WHIMPERS) It's over.
322
00:12:58,569 --> 00:12:59,820
So quiet.
323
00:13:01,155 --> 00:13:02,755
- Are these things on?
- (CLINKING)
324
00:13:04,366 --> 00:13:06,744
Hey, Lotlot,
where'd everyone go?
325
00:13:07,077 --> 00:13:09,288
No one wanted to join my tea party.
326
00:13:09,455 --> 00:13:11,581
Guess it'll just be me and Dolly.
327
00:13:11,665 --> 00:13:12,666
Dolly?
328
00:13:13,083 --> 00:13:14,334
(CHITTERS)
329
00:13:14,418 --> 00:13:15,544
(SCREAMS)
330
00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:17,546
I mean, uh, what's her name?
331
00:13:17,755 --> 00:13:19,005
I just told you. It's Dolly.
332
00:13:19,089 --> 00:13:20,789
It's right there on her tombstone.
333
00:13:21,008 --> 00:13:22,384
EERIE VOICE: Dolly!
334
00:13:22,927 --> 00:13:25,596
Everyone leaves me alone
when I bring her out to play.
335
00:13:25,888 --> 00:13:27,640
Is that so?
336
00:13:29,058 --> 00:13:31,227
ALL: Tater, play with us.
337
00:13:32,228 --> 00:13:33,729
Back, primos!
338
00:13:33,938 --> 00:13:34,939
(SCREAMING)
339
00:13:36,982 --> 00:13:40,736
Me and Dolly, I guess
we're kind of a lot-lot. (CHUCKLES)
340
00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:42,112
I wanna play with Dolly!
341
00:13:42,363 --> 00:13:44,740
But me and Dolly
were having quality time.
342
00:13:44,865 --> 00:13:48,118
Quality time.
343
00:13:48,244 --> 00:13:50,746
You know, my mom told me
that this summer is all about
344
00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:53,374
getting quality time with the primos.
345
00:13:53,541 --> 00:13:55,083
And it's true for you too, Lotlot.
346
00:13:55,167 --> 00:13:58,838
Why don't you
spend some "QT" with those cuties?
347
00:13:59,129 --> 00:14:02,007
You never know what you'll learn
about yourself, or something like that.
348
00:14:02,091 --> 00:14:04,844
And I can watch Dolly for you.
349
00:14:09,348 --> 00:14:10,390
Eh? Nyeh?
350
00:14:10,474 --> 00:14:12,309
Okay. You can watch Dolly.
351
00:14:12,393 --> 00:14:14,937
- Yes!
- But there are rules.
352
00:14:15,104 --> 00:14:19,316
Dolly hates being alone, so you have to
keep her near you at all times.
353
00:14:19,483 --> 00:14:22,278
Easy, we'll be (CHUCKLING)
so inseparable.
354
00:14:22,403 --> 00:14:25,948
You also have to
brush her hair exactly 100 times a night
355
00:14:26,073 --> 00:14:27,523
or the spiders will come out.
356
00:14:28,450 --> 00:14:33,246
Lastly, never, ever
let Dolly lay down on her side.
357
00:14:33,330 --> 00:14:34,331
Why?
358
00:14:34,415 --> 00:14:37,215
It reminds her of the time
she was buried alive. (ECHOES)
359
00:14:37,501 --> 00:14:38,919
(GASPS)
360
00:14:39,253 --> 00:14:41,213
Do you understand the rules?
361
00:14:41,922 --> 00:14:43,298
Y-y-yes, totally.
362
00:14:43,382 --> 00:14:45,091
Now, go be the social butterfly
363
00:14:45,175 --> 00:14:47,177
I see under that crusty chrysalis.
364
00:14:47,261 --> 00:14:49,388
Go fly, Lotlot, fly!
365
00:14:49,638 --> 00:14:52,308
We're gonna do great things
together, Dolly-o.
366
00:14:53,809 --> 00:14:55,728
(TATER READING)
367
00:14:56,770 --> 00:14:58,522
(BLOWS RASPBERRY AND CHUCKLES)
368
00:14:58,647 --> 00:15:02,818
Oh, Dolly, you jokesie little,
uh, jokester.
369
00:15:04,445 --> 00:15:06,697
(GRUNTING) Aqui estas.
370
00:15:06,947 --> 00:15:09,992
We got some new hairdos
to try on you, Tateroo.
371
00:15:10,200 --> 00:15:11,650
Can you do one
for Dolly, too?
372
00:15:11,785 --> 00:15:13,329
(ALL GASPING)
373
00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:15,414
(CHUCKLES) Up top.
374
00:15:16,957 --> 00:15:21,045
(GAGS) Why? (GROANS)
375
00:15:21,170 --> 00:15:23,631
Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go.
376
00:15:24,548 --> 00:15:26,175
DOLLY: Occupied.
377
00:15:26,300 --> 00:15:27,759
(YELPS) Never mind, man.
378
00:15:27,843 --> 00:15:30,429
The backyard is
nature's toilet. (GROANS)
379
00:15:31,263 --> 00:15:34,183
Tater time, and it feels so good!
380
00:15:37,353 --> 00:15:39,772
(GASPS) Refreshed, unburdened.
381
00:15:40,564 --> 00:15:41,982
You've earned it, my friend.
382
00:15:43,525 --> 00:15:44,735
(GROANS)
383
00:15:45,277 --> 00:15:47,029
(ALL LAUGHING)
384
00:15:48,113 --> 00:15:49,740
(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)
385
00:15:50,032 --> 00:15:52,284
TATER: Here's Dolly!
386
00:15:52,868 --> 00:15:54,370
(ALL SCREAMING)
387
00:15:56,413 --> 00:15:59,708
(SIGHS) The sweet sound
of silence and solitude,
388
00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:01,334
all thanks to you.
389
00:16:01,418 --> 00:16:04,546
(CHUCKLES) You're a total doll.
390
00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:08,717
Now, stand guard while
I sketch up some fan art of future me.
391
00:16:11,637 --> 00:16:12,846
Oh, that's good.
392
00:16:13,097 --> 00:16:15,797
But it needs some more glitter
on the robot arm though.
393
00:16:16,392 --> 00:16:17,893
Oh, my apologies, Dolly!
394
00:16:18,060 --> 00:16:21,814
Wait, weren't you
over there? How'd you...
395
00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:28,487
Tater, you've got the
mal de ojo on you.
396
00:16:28,654 --> 00:16:33,742
Ojo, ojo, ojo.
397
00:16:34,493 --> 00:16:36,578
¡Tonta! Ojo means eye.
398
00:16:36,912 --> 00:16:38,580
Eye? (GASPS)
399
00:16:40,290 --> 00:16:41,834
DOLLY: (WHISPERING) I see you.
400
00:16:42,042 --> 00:16:45,921
(SCREAMS) I mean, uh,
maybe I'm too old for dolls.
401
00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:48,757
You know, as a wise logical
woman of advanced years.
402
00:16:50,384 --> 00:16:52,177
Now, back to the robot arm.
403
00:16:52,511 --> 00:16:54,388
DOLLY: Let me out.
404
00:16:55,264 --> 00:16:57,891
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
Just the wind.
405
00:16:58,267 --> 00:17:00,352
DOLLY: Let me out!
406
00:17:01,603 --> 00:17:05,023
Oh, gosh, it's real drafty in here.
407
00:17:05,107 --> 00:17:07,693
I don't wanna get sick. So, bye, Dolly!
408
00:17:07,985 --> 00:17:08,985
Hello, family.
409
00:17:09,069 --> 00:17:11,989
(CHUCKLING) What fine cinema
are we enjoying tonight?
410
00:17:13,782 --> 00:17:15,200
Gordita broke the TV again.
411
00:17:15,576 --> 00:17:17,911
I merely borrowed
some wires it didn't need.
412
00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:19,288
Come on!
413
00:17:20,122 --> 00:17:21,999
(ALL GROANING)
414
00:17:23,083 --> 00:17:24,084
(DOLLY LAUGHS)
415
00:17:25,919 --> 00:17:26,962
(SCREAMING)
416
00:17:27,921 --> 00:17:29,882
Did you see Dolly?
She was there.
417
00:17:31,133 --> 00:17:33,176
If this is a prank, it isn't funny.
418
00:17:33,260 --> 00:17:34,886
You know I love me a good prank,
419
00:17:34,970 --> 00:17:37,973
but I ain't going
near that doll. No offense.
420
00:17:38,223 --> 00:17:42,352
I'm flattered. Tater, if you're scared,
I could take her back
421
00:17:42,770 --> 00:17:45,105
I'm not scared of her.
Or her ojo curses.
422
00:17:45,314 --> 00:17:47,274
Just remember to brush her hair,
423
00:17:47,483 --> 00:17:49,734
keep her upright
and in your sight,
424
00:17:49,818 --> 00:17:50,986
and you'll be fine.
425
00:17:51,195 --> 00:17:52,362
Uh, in my sight?
426
00:17:52,821 --> 00:17:54,406
(SHUDDERING) I, uh, forgot something.
427
00:17:54,490 --> 00:17:55,907
If that doll's stayin' up
in your room,
428
00:17:55,991 --> 00:17:57,841
then we're all gonna
sleep downstairs!
429
00:18:03,040 --> 00:18:05,542
Not scary at all!
430
00:18:05,626 --> 00:18:06,919
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
431
00:18:07,878 --> 00:18:08,879
(GROANS)
432
00:18:09,713 --> 00:18:11,173
(SCREAMS)
433
00:18:11,673 --> 00:18:14,301
...58, 59, 60.
434
00:18:15,469 --> 00:18:16,845
(ALL SNORING)
435
00:18:19,598 --> 00:18:20,808
(GASPS AND GROANS)
436
00:18:20,974 --> 00:18:24,812
(DOLLY LAUGHING)
437
00:18:25,521 --> 00:18:26,772
How do I stop it?
438
00:18:26,980 --> 00:18:28,524
(SHUDDERING)
439
00:18:30,609 --> 00:18:32,610
Buela! You were right,
440
00:18:32,694 --> 00:18:34,363
it's the ojo thing.
441
00:18:34,488 --> 00:18:35,864
Help me!
442
00:18:35,989 --> 00:18:39,701
I've been preparing
for this moment toda mi vida. Esperate.
443
00:18:40,744 --> 00:18:41,745
(CLUCKS)
444
00:18:42,162 --> 00:18:44,873
(SPEAKING SPANISH)
445
00:18:45,624 --> 00:18:48,043
I have no idea
what you're saying, but I like it.
446
00:18:48,919 --> 00:18:49,920
(SNORES)
447
00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:58,011
Ugh. Bapu rub? Really?
448
00:18:58,262 --> 00:18:59,971
(SPEAKING SPANISH)
449
00:19:00,055 --> 00:19:01,473
It works for everything.
450
00:19:01,557 --> 00:19:02,558
(CHICKEN CLUCKS)
451
00:19:03,308 --> 00:19:04,934
Is this really going to save me?
452
00:19:05,018 --> 00:19:07,187
Shh-shh. Trust me.
(SPEAKING SPANISH)
453
00:19:07,271 --> 00:19:08,897
It's part of the process.
454
00:19:11,900 --> 00:19:12,942
BOTH: Run!
455
00:19:13,026 --> 00:19:14,876
Well, that's not part of the process.
456
00:19:15,070 --> 00:19:16,446
(BOTH SCREAMING)
457
00:19:17,656 --> 00:19:19,366
(DOLLY LAUGHING)
458
00:19:20,200 --> 00:19:22,244
That muneca is ruining my limpia.
459
00:19:22,578 --> 00:19:25,455
Time to bring out the big guns!
460
00:19:25,747 --> 00:19:27,249
(SCREAMING)
461
00:19:27,541 --> 00:19:30,127
Sage, the biggest gun of them all!
462
00:19:30,377 --> 00:19:34,214
Mal de ojo, turn away
from my granddaughter!
463
00:19:35,632 --> 00:19:39,261
- Hmm?
- (LOTLOT COUGHS)
464
00:19:39,428 --> 00:19:40,428
TATER: Lotlot?
465
00:19:40,512 --> 00:19:43,390
(COUGHS) Dang, Buela,
you're a boss.
466
00:19:43,599 --> 00:19:44,600
Dang right.
467
00:19:44,725 --> 00:19:46,226
Lotlot, I thought
you were asleep.
468
00:19:46,310 --> 00:19:48,019
Wait a second.
469
00:19:48,103 --> 00:19:50,203
Have you been behind
all this spooky stuff?
470
00:19:50,230 --> 00:19:51,980
Don't lie,
I can read body language.
471
00:19:52,232 --> 00:19:53,942
No, yeah, it was totally me.
472
00:19:54,610 --> 00:19:56,560
Well, what about
Dolly's awful laughter?
473
00:19:56,904 --> 00:19:58,113
(DOLLY LAUGHS)
474
00:19:58,280 --> 00:20:02,492
Told you to never tilt her.
Her voice box is kinda wonky.
475
00:20:03,118 --> 00:20:05,912
So, she's not haunted?
476
00:20:05,996 --> 00:20:08,707
I wish, but no. She had help.
477
00:20:13,754 --> 00:20:15,881
Let me out!
478
00:20:17,382 --> 00:20:19,593
You're earning your flies tonight, boys.
479
00:20:19,968 --> 00:20:21,678
(BOTH SCREAMING)
480
00:20:21,970 --> 00:20:24,348
(LAUGHING)
481
00:20:24,806 --> 00:20:26,641
You put a hole in my table?
482
00:20:26,725 --> 00:20:27,976
(SPEAKING SPANISH)
483
00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:29,311
Giving me a heart attack!
484
00:20:29,603 --> 00:20:32,147
(SPEAKING SPANISH)
485
00:20:32,814 --> 00:20:34,608
(GROANS) I need some ice cream.
486
00:20:34,900 --> 00:20:36,151
Yeah, what she said!
487
00:20:36,318 --> 00:20:38,403
Lotlot, why did you do all that?
488
00:20:38,570 --> 00:20:40,905
I was just doing what you suggested.
489
00:20:40,989 --> 00:20:43,700
Getting to know
my primos through some quality time.
490
00:20:43,825 --> 00:20:45,475
And I thought I'd start with you.
491
00:20:45,661 --> 00:20:49,206
There are a million
better ways to get to know someone!
492
00:20:49,623 --> 00:20:51,457
Scaring is my love language.
493
00:20:51,541 --> 00:20:54,544
Oh, what about giving gifts?
Words of affirmation?
494
00:20:54,753 --> 00:20:56,004
Not really my style.
495
00:20:56,171 --> 00:20:59,007
- (SIGHS)
- But I think you are.
496
00:20:59,925 --> 00:21:01,218
My style, I mean.
497
00:21:01,468 --> 00:21:04,221
Mmm. Because I'm so easy to scare?
498
00:21:04,346 --> 00:21:06,473
No. I mean, yeah.
499
00:21:06,723 --> 00:21:08,433
But it's more like,
you understand
500
00:21:08,517 --> 00:21:11,228
how nice it is to be
quiet and alone sometimes.
501
00:21:11,853 --> 00:21:14,314
Maybe we could be alone together?
502
00:21:14,481 --> 00:21:16,400
Alone together.
503
00:21:17,025 --> 00:21:18,944
Do you wanna have that tea party?
504
00:21:19,236 --> 00:21:20,404
I'm kind of hungry.
505
00:21:20,612 --> 00:21:22,113
I'll get the gore-d'oeuvres.
506
00:21:22,197 --> 00:21:23,198
(CHUCKLES)
507
00:21:23,365 --> 00:21:24,366
The what now?
508
00:21:25,867 --> 00:21:27,817
TATER: (SIGHS) Eh,
I wasn't that scared.
509
00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:31,581
But the one thing that really
spooked me was the TV stunt.
510
00:21:31,665 --> 00:21:33,083
(CHEWING) How'd you do that?
511
00:21:33,375 --> 00:21:35,210
I didn't do anything with the TV.
512
00:21:35,669 --> 00:21:39,047
(SWALLOWS) Some things in life
I'm never gonna understand, am I?
513
00:21:39,381 --> 00:21:40,549
It's more fun that way.
514
00:21:40,882 --> 00:21:41,883
Tea?
515
00:21:42,551 --> 00:21:44,344
Oh, good, this looks normal.
516
00:21:44,428 --> 00:21:46,888
Blood orange. Extra blood.
517
00:21:47,889 --> 00:21:49,308
(SIPS AND SMACKS LIPS)
518
00:21:49,725 --> 00:21:51,977
Huh, not bad. (SIPS)
519
00:21:52,227 --> 00:21:54,980
Ah. (SPEAKING SPANISH)
520
00:21:55,355 --> 00:21:59,109
Maybe you're more of a blessing
than a curse after all, muneca.
521
00:21:59,985 --> 00:22:01,820
(DOLLY SPEAKING SPANISH)
522
00:22:03,905 --> 00:22:05,907
(CLOSING THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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