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I am so excited about
your date with the teacher!
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- That is one great head of hair.
- Well, okay, yes, it is a great
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head of hair,
but it is not a date.
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It is a do-over
between two people
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who got sick on one another.
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Let's take
the romance out of it.
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I think you just did.
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- I should've gotten the baguette thing.
- I should've ordered the soup.
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So... I have a favor to ask,
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and it involves manual labor,
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and you two coming to Brooklyn.
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Well... how can we say no?
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- Oh!
- Oh, no, no. I'm asking.
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- How can we say no?
- You can't.
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We need a huge
turnout on Saturday
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to finish painting
the women's shelter
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I've been working on with Nya,
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and it would be so great
if you guys would come help.
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I'm there.
And I'll bring the kids.
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I'm a really good painter.
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- Carrie?
- Oh, well...
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when I was on stage crew
in high school,
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they asked me,
"Please stop painting,"
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so I will happily write a check.
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You can't be the white lady
who just writes a check.
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If I can paint, you can paint.
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- You gotta change it up.
- Speaking of change...
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- Gotcha.
- remember how I was still getting my period
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very regularly for years after you
guys had stopped getting yours?
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It has been so long since we'd
heard from smug Charlotte.
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I was afraid she'd retired.
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- Well... I think I'm done.
- Mentioning it?
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No, done done.
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I haven't gotten
my period in four months,
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so I think
I'm finally in menopause.
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Welcome to the club.
Prepare to be sweaty.
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Actually, it's funny.
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I haven't gotten
any hot flashes,
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or breast tenderness,
or brain fog,
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or any of those awful
symptoms you guys had.
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I'm not being smug.
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- Hello?
- It's Lisette, your downstairs neighbor.
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Oh.
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What, like there's
a Lisette from upstairs?
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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I'm sorry for the home invasion,
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but just real quick,
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um, I'm a jewelry designer,
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and I wanted to give you this.
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I love a home invasion
with what I'm assuming
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- is free jewelry.
- Yes.
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Oh, it's pretty.
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I would be so stoked
if you wore this out,
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or, maybe, put it on your Insta?
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When Scarlett Johansson
wore me, sales spiked, so.
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God, I just made
myself sick saying that.
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I'm sorry. It's what I have to
do, or it's back to modeling, so.
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Please lower your expectations
on those sales spikes.
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- You know, I'm just a lowly writer.
- No, hardly.
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I'm obsessed with your podcast.
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- Oh, thank you.
- Yeah.
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- I guessed a size five.
- If you say so.
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Oh, that's pretty. What is that?
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Oh... this is my wedding ring.
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Oh, I didn't know
you were married.
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I mean, I've never seen him.
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Is it, like, long-distance
or something?
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Well, yes, very.
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I dated a guy in Santa Fe once,
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and we could not
make it work at all.
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Well, is that it's, it's
not long-distance. He died.
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I just... haven't
taken it off yet.
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Oh... I'm...
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Again. Practice your
Torah portion again.
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- It's only two weeks away.
- But I don't wanna have a Bat Mitzvah.
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That's why you're
having a "They Mitzvah."
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So, come on, again.
From the top.
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Saved by the bell.
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Hey, Anthony,
I only have a minute.
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I only
have a minute, too.
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Someone called in sick,
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so I'm the hot fella today,
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and if anyone has
a problem with it,
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I'll see them in court.
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I'm not done with you!
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Is it okay if I bring
someone I just started seeing
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- to dinner Friday?
- Of course.
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Is he...
appropriate for children?
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I think so. I can't find
his dick anywhere online.
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- Okay.
- Relax.
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He's sexy, smart,
always reading.
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I think he's read everything
that's ever been published.
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- No!
- What the hell?
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I have no idea.
I, I, I gotta go.
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Go... That bread
is friggin' heavy.
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I'm not paying
these guys enough.
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- Oh no, no way, no!
- Okay, bye.
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- Lily, what on earth?!
- No, no, no!
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I just got my period,
and my tracking app
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says that I'm gonna
get it again on the 21st.
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Lindsay's pool party
in the Hamptons!
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- Okay.
- Shit!
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Okay, let's just calm down.
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Stop cursing.
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I know you said you'd rather
die than use a tampon.
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Yes, I would rather
die than use a tampon.
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Well, these are your choices.
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You could either...
learn to use a tampon,
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which I'm happy to help you do,
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- or skip the pool party.
- No!
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Gah! Shit! Shit, shit, shit.
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- Rock, get back in here!
- Dammit!
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Oy.
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- You look especially pretty tonight.
- Oh, thank you.
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And you look especially
whatever acceptable,
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non-polarizing
gender-positive compliment
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you feel comfortable with.
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You are a lot of fun...
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- even with your
clothes on. Wild.
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- Sorry to interrupt.
- She's makin' me do this. I'm so embarrassed.
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Okay, we're, like,
your biggest fans,
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and we know you're
eating right now,
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but... but could we get
a quick selfie with you?
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- Aw.
- Yeah? Sure. Sure. No problem.
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- I can take it if you want.
- Wait, are you famous, too?
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Oh, no, no, no, no.
I'm just... the girlfriend.
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- Thanks.
- Thank you.
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- Oh, okay.
- Here we go!
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Cute.
Okay, here we go.
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Nice.
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- Again?
- O-Okay.
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You really helped me
through some dark times.
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- Ah, there you go.
- Perfect.
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Oh, and you hooked up with
a friend of ours, Melvin.
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- Melvin DeGayo? In Buffalo.
- Mmm.
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And you slept with
another friend of ours, Aubrey,
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-in the Twin Cities. She's Australian.
- Mm-hm, mm-hm.
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Okay, well, thank you.
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- Thank you. Have a good night.
- Thank you!
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- Thank you so much.
- Yeah.
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- Bye.
- Take care. Oh, careful.
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So, where were we?
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- We were having fun.
- Ah, yes... that.
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Yay, us.
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I can't remember the last
time I waited in line. You?
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- To get my vaccine.
- Oh, honey, I wish you knew me then.
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I got mine before the President.
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Well, listen,
while we're waiting,
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can you take a picture
of the ring my neighbor
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designed for me
to post on Instagram?
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Sure, then you can take a
picture of me waiting in line.
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We'll send it to Ripley's
Believe It or Not!
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I'm just doing this to save her from
a life of high-fashion modeling.
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Should I not be wearing
my wedding ring anymore?
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I really have no idea.
See? No priors.
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You know, technically...
I am no longer married,
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and I am going on that
non-date tomorrow.
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You know, is it a...
Is it appropriate?
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I guess what's appropriate
is however you feel about it.
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I have never had to bribe a
doorman to get into a hot club...
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until tonight.
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Why are we putting
ourselves through this?
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Let's just, let's just leave.
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No, I really want
to go dancing tonight.
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- It's my birthday.
- What?!
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- Why didn't you tell me?
- I'm not a birthday person.
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I don't want all the fuss.
I just wanna go dancing tonight.
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You are not bribing a
doorman on your birthday.
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Let me handle this.
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Excuse me. Pardon me. Excuse me.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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We've all seen that
scene in a movie
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where someone tries to talk
their way into the cool club.
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I've seen it, you've seen it.
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We don't need to do that scene.
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We're both grown-ups,
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but it's my friend's birthday,
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and all she wants
is to go dancing,
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so could you please
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just let us in for
a little while to dance?
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We won't stay long.
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We're at capacity.
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So, I guess we're
doin' that scene.
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That's really offensive.
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Let's go.
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- Was I just canceled by a doorman?
- Mm-hm.
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- Did you make a wish?
- Yes.
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It had to do with the doorman
and erectile dysfunction.
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Fifty-four.
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I really thought 53 would
be the year I meet my guy.
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I told myself, "I'm 53. That's
not 54, which is so close to 55."
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- Careful.
- But...
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I guess, instead of meeting
my guy this last year...
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I met an amazing new friend.
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So... here's to 53.
Best year ever.
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To 54... and your new guy.
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I'll take that.
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Mm...
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but whatever happens,
I think I'm good.
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If I were to look at my life
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like it were an apartment
I were trying to sell,
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it'd be pretty damn lux.
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Okay, yes. I don't have
everything on the wish list.
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No wood-burning fireplace
in the bedroom,
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but I have a killer floor plan,
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lots of closet space...
and a breathtaking view.
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Your fireplace is out there.
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I just know it.
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That's your birthday gift to me.
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Hey, are you doing
anything on Saturday?
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A client offered me tickets
to a matinee in the Public.
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I can't. I'm painting a house
in Greenpoint for charity,
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and it's an all-day affair
'cause it's so far,
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the subway has to go through
three time zones to get there.
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I will drive you. We're too
young for matinees anyway.
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Why would you ever do that?
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Because if you get
lost on the subway,
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who else will I not get
into hot clubs with?
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Kids! Uncle Anthony will be here
any minute with his new guy!
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Ah! Honey, you scared me.
What's up?
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- Mom.
- Uh-huh?
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- I'm ready.
- For dinner? Great!
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- Go ahead. Pour the water.
- No, I mean...
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I'm ready to learn how
to put in a tampon.
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- Really? Now?
- Yes, now.
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Let's do it
before I change my mind.
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Okay, yes, yes. Let's do this.
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Oh my god, they're here.
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Okay, uh, give me one second,
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and I will meet you
in the bathroom.
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We're coming!
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Welcome, welcome!
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- It's so nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you, too.
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Justin, this is Charlotte.
Charlotte, Justin.
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Yes, come in, come in.
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I just have to run, and take
care of one thing really quickly.
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Honey, could you please make
these gentlemen some drinks?
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I just have to deal
with something.
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Oh, oh, and
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take the challah out of the
oven, please, in 10 minutes.
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- Listen for the timer.
- You got it.
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00:10:41,265 --> 00:10:45,019
- Oh, is this a Jewish dinner?
- Mm-hm.
243
00:10:45,102 --> 00:10:46,854
You know, the Holocaust
is a hoax, right?
244
00:10:46,937 --> 00:10:48,439
Get out!
245
00:11:20,763 --> 00:11:23,224
Okay, it's really very simple.
246
00:11:23,307 --> 00:11:25,935
If you can feel it at all,
it's in wrong.
247
00:11:26,018 --> 00:11:28,396
And the trick
is getting the right angle.
248
00:11:28,479 --> 00:11:31,899
You want it to go
to the back, like this,
249
00:11:31,982 --> 00:11:34,235
not straight up, like this.
250
00:11:34,318 --> 00:11:35,653
What?!
251
00:11:43,035 --> 00:11:44,120
No fair.
252
00:11:44,203 --> 00:11:47,415
I was gonna be the one to get
here embarrassingly early.
253
00:11:49,500 --> 00:11:51,252
You know, one of my
superpowers as a teacher
254
00:11:51,335 --> 00:11:53,838
is this uncanny ability
to read facial cues.
255
00:11:53,921 --> 00:11:57,091
Are you about to tell me
your dog ate your homework?
256
00:11:57,174 --> 00:11:59,427
Do kids still do
homework on paper?
257
00:12:00,636 --> 00:12:03,431
No... No, they do not.
258
00:12:05,057 --> 00:12:06,976
We're not gonna have
dinner tonight, are we?
259
00:12:10,020 --> 00:12:12,731
But I came here because
I didn't want to text you.
260
00:12:12,815 --> 00:12:14,358
I feel so bad.
261
00:12:14,442 --> 00:12:16,902
I appreciate that.
262
00:12:16,986 --> 00:12:19,655
See, I went to take off my
wedding ring before I came here,
263
00:12:19,738 --> 00:12:22,450
and I'm sorry
for the rushed intimacy,
264
00:12:22,533 --> 00:12:25,953
but it's the only way to let you
know that this is not about you.
265
00:12:26,036 --> 00:12:26,704
That's very kind.
266
00:12:26,787 --> 00:12:29,123
Instead of putting mine away...
267
00:12:30,040 --> 00:12:31,917
I put John's on.
268
00:12:32,001 --> 00:12:34,837
That's my husband's name, John.
269
00:12:34,920 --> 00:12:37,423
And this is his wedding ring.
270
00:12:39,300 --> 00:12:42,011
- I remarried myself with a Band-Aid.
- I see.
271
00:12:42,094 --> 00:12:45,848
Hey, you know, maybe this dating
thing with us is a Band-Aid, too.
272
00:12:45,931 --> 00:12:46,974
You know, for both of us.
273
00:12:47,057 --> 00:12:50,144
We're tryin' to cover up
somethin' that still hurts.
274
00:12:52,897 --> 00:12:54,648
I still have Anne's
last voicemail on here.
275
00:12:56,692 --> 00:12:57,485
I play it all the time.
276
00:12:57,568 --> 00:13:00,863
- Oh...
- No, it's okay.
277
00:13:04,158 --> 00:13:06,327
Well, Carrie, that's strike two.
278
00:13:06,410 --> 00:13:07,912
One more and we're out.
279
00:13:21,383 --> 00:13:25,179
Hey... The best rejection ever.
280
00:13:32,770 --> 00:13:35,689
You can do this, Lily.
You're almost there,
281
00:13:35,773 --> 00:13:40,027
and you are gonna feel
so good once it's done!
282
00:13:40,110 --> 00:13:41,862
Some people like to put it in
283
00:13:41,946 --> 00:13:44,573
with one leg up on
the toilet, like this.
284
00:13:46,325 --> 00:13:50,120
Remember, there's really only
one hole that it can go into.
285
00:13:50,204 --> 00:13:52,081
Do you want me to just...
show you on me?
286
00:13:52,164 --> 00:13:53,582
Ew, gross, no.
287
00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:56,252
Do not let a tampon scare you.
288
00:13:56,335 --> 00:13:58,495
You scare the tampon. So that
being said, I'm gonna give
289
00:13:58,546 --> 00:14:01,173
a little bit of a rundown on
tampons, basically how-to...
290
00:14:01,257 --> 00:14:05,302
Just relax
all your muscles.
291
00:14:05,386 --> 00:14:08,639
Picture butter melting...
292
00:14:08,722 --> 00:14:10,391
and breathe.
293
00:14:10,474 --> 00:14:14,478
You can do this... or not.
294
00:14:14,562 --> 00:14:16,188
The choice is yours.
295
00:14:16,272 --> 00:14:17,731
Just stick it in!
296
00:14:17,815 --> 00:14:19,042
Jam it up there, Lily!
Just do it!
297
00:14:19,066 --> 00:14:22,069
- Rock: Guys,
what's taking so long?
298
00:14:22,152 --> 00:14:25,531
- Everybody's hungry.
- Honey, we have to take a break.
299
00:14:25,614 --> 00:14:28,367
- It's just too rude for our guests.
- It's in!
300
00:14:29,368 --> 00:14:30,368
It is?!
301
00:14:35,749 --> 00:14:39,253
I'm sorry I forgot
to check the challah.
302
00:14:39,336 --> 00:14:41,380
I'm sorry that took so long.
303
00:14:42,172 --> 00:14:44,258
I'm sorry I brought Justin.
304
00:14:51,348 --> 00:14:53,017
Surprise.
305
00:14:53,100 --> 00:14:56,604
It's your new favorite person
with your favorite cookies.
306
00:14:56,687 --> 00:14:58,606
Oh my god. Did we have a plan?
307
00:14:58,689 --> 00:15:03,193
- Did-did I space?
- No! No, no, no.
308
00:15:03,277 --> 00:15:06,280
I was studying at the library,
and was cravin' me some Che,
309
00:15:06,363 --> 00:15:08,574
so I hopped on the train, and...
310
00:15:09,783 --> 00:15:10,117
Hello, you.
311
00:15:10,200 --> 00:15:12,411
Mmm...
312
00:15:12,494 --> 00:15:13,579
Mwah.
313
00:15:13,662 --> 00:15:17,458
Hm, hi... Okay.
314
00:15:17,541 --> 00:15:20,210
This is awkward.
315
00:15:20,294 --> 00:15:22,880
- Um...
- Oh my god. Someone's here. You're not alone.
316
00:15:22,963 --> 00:15:26,175
Of course, you're not alone.
Is someone here?
317
00:15:26,258 --> 00:15:27,259
Yes, someone's here.
318
00:15:27,343 --> 00:15:29,803
Me... Yeah, I'm here.
319
00:15:29,887 --> 00:15:32,848
I'm in the middle of writing
and I kind of wish
320
00:15:32,931 --> 00:15:34,868
- you would've texted or called.
- It's not a problem.
321
00:15:34,892 --> 00:15:36,352
- I'm gonna go.
- W-Wait, Miranda.
322
00:15:36,435 --> 00:15:40,147
No, no, no. It-it's fine.
I-I'm gone.
323
00:15:40,230 --> 00:15:42,733
- And this never happened!
- What the fuck?
324
00:15:44,568 --> 00:15:46,320
Miranda, stop!
325
00:15:46,403 --> 00:15:47,988
Sorry, sorry. Have your night.
326
00:15:48,072 --> 00:15:51,158
I, I, I shouldn't have come.
So fucking stupid.
327
00:15:51,241 --> 00:15:54,244
Who am I? Meg Ryan! Fuck!
328
00:15:55,746 --> 00:15:57,539
Can you please stop?
329
00:15:57,623 --> 00:16:00,084
- Why are you running away from me?
- Why do you think?
330
00:16:00,167 --> 00:16:02,378
Because I saw myself
and heard myself,
331
00:16:02,461 --> 00:16:05,214
and now, I wanna get as far
away from here as possible.
332
00:16:05,297 --> 00:16:07,800
W-What is happening right now?
333
00:16:07,883 --> 00:16:09,843
I have no idea.
I really don't.
334
00:16:09,927 --> 00:16:11,470
I mean, I don't know
why I did this.
335
00:16:11,553 --> 00:16:14,431
If-if you were a guy that
I had just started seeing,
336
00:16:14,515 --> 00:16:16,058
I would never show up
at your doorstep
337
00:16:16,141 --> 00:16:19,186
- with cookies unannounced.
- Okay, this isn't going to work.
338
00:16:19,269 --> 00:16:21,522
What do you, what do mean
this isn't gonna work?!
339
00:16:21,605 --> 00:16:22,481
No, no, no, no!
This has to work...
340
00:16:22,564 --> 00:16:25,609
Please, please, just let me
finish my thought.
341
00:16:25,693 --> 00:16:29,029
This isn't gonna work...
if you lock us into those
342
00:16:29,113 --> 00:16:31,031
fucking limiting
relationship tropes.
343
00:16:31,115 --> 00:16:33,701
You know, guys do this,
and, and girlfriends do that.
344
00:16:33,784 --> 00:16:37,454
Th-This isn't cosplay.
I'm not a guy.
345
00:16:37,538 --> 00:16:40,207
You're not my girlfriend,
and we're not dating.
346
00:16:40,290 --> 00:16:42,668
We're not? What are we doing?!
347
00:16:42,751 --> 00:16:47,673
Okay, we are getting
to know each other.
348
00:16:48,799 --> 00:16:50,926
- You and me.
- In my defense,
349
00:16:51,009 --> 00:16:51,885
you keep saying I should
throw out the script,
350
00:16:51,969 --> 00:16:54,388
and that's what
I thought I was doing.
351
00:16:54,471 --> 00:16:55,889
I was tryin' to be spontaneous,
352
00:16:55,973 --> 00:16:57,933
-and, you know, ditch the script...
- Oh.
353
00:16:58,016 --> 00:16:59,852
- And do improv instead.
- Oh god,
354
00:16:59,935 --> 00:17:02,813
please do not call
our relationship improv.
355
00:17:02,896 --> 00:17:05,566
I suck at improv.
356
00:17:05,649 --> 00:17:08,902
I'm just kidding.
This is me and you.
357
00:17:08,986 --> 00:17:12,281
Or you and me
if you want top billing.
358
00:17:12,364 --> 00:17:15,367
Well, for this drama on the
stairs, I think I deserve it.
359
00:17:15,451 --> 00:17:17,536
- Hm.
- Okay.
360
00:17:17,619 --> 00:17:20,748
Hey, to answer
your indirect question.
361
00:17:20,831 --> 00:17:23,625
You are the only person
I'm sleeping with right now.
362
00:17:23,709 --> 00:17:25,335
- Oh.
- Mm-hm.
363
00:17:27,004 --> 00:17:28,004
Come here.
364
00:17:33,594 --> 00:17:35,971
- Please come upstairs.
- No, I'm gonna go...
365
00:17:36,054 --> 00:17:38,849
because that is not
what Meg Ryan would do.
366
00:17:39,850 --> 00:17:41,226
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
367
00:17:42,686 --> 00:17:44,563
What about my cookies?
368
00:17:44,646 --> 00:17:47,024
I am going to eat them
on the ride home.
369
00:17:54,198 --> 00:17:55,824
Okay, what's
happened to my life?
370
00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:58,202
Now I'm waiting
in a line to paint.
371
00:17:58,285 --> 00:17:59,345
Go. Go, go, go.
You don't have to stay.
372
00:17:59,369 --> 00:18:01,955
No, it's for a good cause,
and I heard about this
373
00:18:02,039 --> 00:18:03,999
Lebanese restaurant
in the area for lunch.
374
00:18:04,082 --> 00:18:05,000
So how long do we have
to pretend to paint?
375
00:18:05,083 --> 00:18:08,128
Seema, I am not
pretending to paint.
376
00:18:08,212 --> 00:18:10,964
I am here to wor... Look at me.
I'm wearin' overalls.
377
00:18:11,048 --> 00:18:14,009
I see that. You can
just write a check.
378
00:18:14,092 --> 00:18:17,179
Oh, I, I am, but I was told in
no uncertain terms by Miranda
379
00:18:17,262 --> 00:18:19,640
I cannot be that white woman
that just writes a check.
380
00:18:19,723 --> 00:18:22,643
It is so hard to be white now.
381
00:18:22,726 --> 00:18:24,812
Hey, Luisa. Carrie
Bradshaw, plus one.
382
00:18:24,895 --> 00:18:25,979
Hi, Carrie. Here you are.
383
00:18:26,063 --> 00:18:27,189
Great. This list, we're on.
384
00:18:27,272 --> 00:18:31,819
Hey, you made it! And you
brought Seema! Awesome!
385
00:18:31,902 --> 00:18:34,613
Seema, I'll get you one of
the T-shirts to paint in.
386
00:18:34,696 --> 00:18:36,007
Luisa: Okay, everyone's
working in pairs,
387
00:18:36,031 --> 00:18:38,325
so you guys can start
in the bathrooms.
388
00:18:38,408 --> 00:18:40,327
- Thank you.
- Okay, I'm gonna be over there.
389
00:18:40,410 --> 00:18:42,055
Brown lady smoking
writing a big, fat check.
390
00:18:42,079 --> 00:18:45,999
- Thank you!
- My god, Steve came.
391
00:18:46,083 --> 00:18:49,002
We were gonna do this
as a family event,
392
00:18:49,086 --> 00:18:52,506
- and we're still a family, so.
- Well, that's very impressive.
393
00:18:52,589 --> 00:18:54,174
Well, yeah, so is Steve.
394
00:18:54,258 --> 00:18:56,552
Hey, hey, Carrie!
395
00:18:56,635 --> 00:18:58,762
- You're wearin' overalls.
- Yeah, you betcha.
396
00:18:58,846 --> 00:19:03,517
I'm here to paint until someone
says to me, "Please, stop."
397
00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:06,854
- What's up, Farmer Joe?
- Ahh, come here, you big lug.
398
00:19:06,937 --> 00:19:08,689
Okay.
399
00:19:08,772 --> 00:19:10,440
So, um, everybody's
workin' in pairs.
400
00:19:10,524 --> 00:19:14,194
I call Carrie. I mean, look at her.
She means business.
401
00:19:14,278 --> 00:19:17,197
Okay, so it's me and you, Brady.
402
00:19:17,281 --> 00:19:20,868
- No, I'm workin' with Luisa.
- Oh, naturally.
403
00:19:20,951 --> 00:19:22,286
All right, I'll find a partner.
404
00:19:22,369 --> 00:19:25,205
Oh, hi. Hi, everyone.
Oh, thank you for coming.
405
00:19:25,289 --> 00:19:28,041
- Nya, this is Carrie.
- Oh, Carrie, hi.
406
00:19:28,125 --> 00:19:29,602
Oh, I wish you were
meeting me on a day
407
00:19:29,626 --> 00:19:30,377
where my head wasn't exploding.
408
00:19:30,460 --> 00:19:32,379
I just found out
the venue that was
409
00:19:32,462 --> 00:19:35,340
donating lunch for everyone
thought it was next week.
410
00:19:35,424 --> 00:19:37,342
- Oh... sorry.
- Ooh, that's bad.
411
00:19:37,426 --> 00:19:38,862
- Well, we can... Whoa.
- Nya: What the fuck is that?
412
00:19:38,886 --> 00:19:42,472
Oh, wow. Is it prom night?
413
00:19:42,556 --> 00:19:44,433
Hi, hi, hi! We made it!
414
00:19:44,516 --> 00:19:47,060
- Aw, yep, there's
our prom queen.
415
00:19:47,144 --> 00:19:51,064
- Oh my gosh. Is this Nya?!
- Uh, this is Nya.
416
00:19:51,148 --> 00:19:53,066
- Hi, I'm Charlotte.
- Hi, Charlotte.
417
00:19:53,150 --> 00:19:55,485
- So nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.
418
00:19:55,569 --> 00:19:57,571
These are my kids,
Rock and Lily.
419
00:19:57,654 --> 00:20:01,742
And that is my friend, Lisa
Todd Wexley, and her children.
420
00:20:01,825 --> 00:20:03,535
Nya: Oh, you're cute. Hi!
421
00:20:03,619 --> 00:20:05,120
- What's with the camera?
- Huh?
422
00:20:05,203 --> 00:20:06,306
This is not an
Instagram opportunity.
423
00:20:06,330 --> 00:20:09,917
Full disclosure, I ordered
a 10-passenger van,
424
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:11,585
- and this is what showed up.
- Oh.
425
00:20:11,668 --> 00:20:13,086
Talk about tone deaf.
426
00:20:13,170 --> 00:20:15,088
- But, Professor Wallace...
- Oh.
427
00:20:15,172 --> 00:20:16,774
I am so moved by everything
that you're doing,
428
00:20:16,798 --> 00:20:17,966
and if you would permit me,
429
00:20:18,050 --> 00:20:20,093
I thought I'd take some photos.
430
00:20:20,177 --> 00:20:22,387
They're great for
fundraising, and your website.
431
00:20:22,471 --> 00:20:22,888
- That would be so helpful.
- Okay.
432
00:20:22,971 --> 00:20:25,182
How bad do you feel?
433
00:20:25,265 --> 00:20:26,892
- So bad.
- Mm-hm.
434
00:20:26,975 --> 00:20:29,203
Oh, and my husband, Herbert, is
in there finishing up a call,
435
00:20:29,227 --> 00:20:30,646
but he does the heavy lifting,
436
00:20:30,729 --> 00:20:32,564
so if you need anything...
437
00:20:32,648 --> 00:20:34,566
- let me know.
- Well, if you could figure out
438
00:20:34,650 --> 00:20:35,970
how to get me
lunch for a hundred.
439
00:20:36,026 --> 00:20:37,402
My caterer's a no-show.
440
00:20:37,486 --> 00:20:40,322
Uh, yeah, let, let me
see what I can do.
441
00:20:40,864 --> 00:20:42,741
- Really?
- Yeah.
442
00:20:43,367 --> 00:20:45,786
- Okay.
- Hi, Tony?
443
00:20:45,869 --> 00:20:47,579
Gabby, can you go
a little faster?
444
00:20:47,663 --> 00:20:49,456
We're only here
for a day, sweetheart.
445
00:20:49,539 --> 00:20:52,000
Yeah, there you go. Good job.
446
00:20:52,084 --> 00:20:56,338
Good job. That's nice.
That's nice.
447
00:20:57,965 --> 00:20:59,805
Damn, that's some Grade A
fatherin' over there.
448
00:21:01,259 --> 00:21:02,528
- This is so satisfying.
- I know, right?
449
00:21:02,552 --> 00:21:05,555
Oh, yeah.
450
00:21:05,639 --> 00:21:06,974
It's the stuff of life,
isn't it?
451
00:21:07,057 --> 00:21:09,977
The stuff of their life.
Give you that.
452
00:21:10,060 --> 00:21:13,021
Seriously, no pangs when you
see somethin' like that?
453
00:21:14,856 --> 00:21:19,403
- That could be us.
- Andre... they came in a limo.
454
00:21:19,486 --> 00:21:21,780
They probably have,
like, three nannies.
455
00:21:21,863 --> 00:21:24,282
I'm guessing they're
not still renting.
456
00:21:24,366 --> 00:21:26,827
Way to bring down a vibe, Ny.
457
00:21:34,710 --> 00:21:35,544
Until three years ago,
458
00:21:35,627 --> 00:21:37,838
that man wouldn't
notice if someone left
459
00:21:37,921 --> 00:21:40,549
a crying baby
in his guitar case.
460
00:21:40,632 --> 00:21:42,092
I guess that...
461
00:21:42,175 --> 00:21:44,428
switch was just flicked
by the Norman Rockwell
462
00:21:44,511 --> 00:21:46,013
painting scene over there.
463
00:21:46,096 --> 00:21:47,115
Nya: I think it's more
like he's programmed.
464
00:21:47,139 --> 00:21:49,057
I mean, we keep having
these great conversations
465
00:21:49,141 --> 00:21:50,851
where he accepts our life,
466
00:21:50,934 --> 00:21:52,519
and then, he sees
a minivan commercial,
467
00:21:52,602 --> 00:21:54,855
and he, he falls back into
what he's supposed to want.
468
00:21:54,938 --> 00:21:56,189
Yeah, we're all programmed.
469
00:21:56,273 --> 00:21:58,233
I'm a grown woman,
and I'm still programmed
470
00:21:58,317 --> 00:21:59,917
to be a girlfriend.
I can't stop checking
471
00:21:59,985 --> 00:22:02,225
my phone every five minutes
to see if they still like me.
472
00:22:02,279 --> 00:22:05,032
Yeah, well, then I guess
I'm programmed to say,
473
00:22:05,115 --> 00:22:08,118
"Don't worry 'cause I'm sure
they're gonna text you."
474
00:22:19,504 --> 00:22:22,049
Excuse me.
475
00:22:22,132 --> 00:22:24,332
What is all this tables, and
trucks, and crap everywhere?
476
00:22:26,011 --> 00:22:28,513
And why are you asking me?
477
00:22:28,597 --> 00:22:31,933
You are sitting here smoking
a cigarette doing nothing.
478
00:22:33,769 --> 00:22:37,272
- You look like a boss.
- Well, you got that right.
479
00:22:38,607 --> 00:22:40,901
So, boss...
480
00:22:40,984 --> 00:22:42,903
what is all this mess
doing on my street?
481
00:22:42,986 --> 00:22:45,947
Are you Mr. Bay Shore Drive?
482
00:22:46,031 --> 00:22:46,865
You're funny.
483
00:22:46,948 --> 00:22:49,618
You know what isn't funny...
484
00:22:49,701 --> 00:22:51,912
is all of these things
in the way of my club.
485
00:22:51,995 --> 00:22:55,207
I noticed that. Is it any good?
486
00:22:55,290 --> 00:22:57,834
It's the hottest club
in Brooklyn.
487
00:22:57,918 --> 00:22:59,586
Says you.
488
00:23:06,218 --> 00:23:08,261
How long did you know about it?
489
00:23:08,345 --> 00:23:11,264
I think she asked me
to help last week.
490
00:23:11,348 --> 00:23:14,351
No, I mean, you... about,
you know, her and...
491
00:23:16,436 --> 00:23:18,438
this... Che.
492
00:23:18,522 --> 00:23:22,234
You know, she, uh,
I guess, is they...
493
00:23:22,317 --> 00:23:25,278
work at your podcast, right?
So...
494
00:23:27,739 --> 00:23:28,739
did you introduce them?
495
00:23:31,118 --> 00:23:32,661
Shit.
496
00:23:32,744 --> 00:23:36,039
- Steve, this is just... so.
- Steve: Uh, no, no. I...
497
00:23:36,123 --> 00:23:39,459
I'm, I'm sorry. I... No
need to get uncomfortable.
498
00:23:39,543 --> 00:23:42,838
I'm just trying to get
some information here.
499
00:23:42,921 --> 00:23:46,800
You know, this... whole
thing all came up on me
500
00:23:46,883 --> 00:23:47,883
pretty damn fast, and...
501
00:23:50,720 --> 00:23:51,720
can you help me out here?
502
00:23:53,557 --> 00:23:58,812
- I really had absolutely nothing to do with it.
- Okay...
503
00:23:58,895 --> 00:24:00,021
but...
504
00:24:01,773 --> 00:24:03,251
did you know that Miranda
wanted to be with women?
505
00:24:03,275 --> 00:24:06,945
Is, is there somethin'
she ever said to you?
506
00:24:07,028 --> 00:24:10,574
No... no.
She, she never said that.
507
00:24:12,742 --> 00:24:17,330
And really... all I know
is what she said to me.
508
00:24:18,748 --> 00:24:19,958
And what's that?
509
00:24:21,418 --> 00:24:24,379
That it's not about being with women.
It's...
510
00:24:25,255 --> 00:24:28,592
It's about being with Che.
511
00:24:30,302 --> 00:24:34,472
- So... that's all I can say.
- Okay.
512
00:24:37,893 --> 00:24:41,021
But, how long ago
did this thing start?
513
00:24:41,104 --> 00:24:43,899
I mean, you gotta know.
514
00:24:43,982 --> 00:24:45,692
- Ahh... Shit!
- Ooh, shit!
515
00:24:45,775 --> 00:24:47,861
I'm sorry. That's on me. I...
516
00:24:47,944 --> 00:24:50,322
- Fuck.
- No, no, no, no. It's not your fault.
517
00:24:50,405 --> 00:24:51,198
It's not. It's...
I just... You know what?
518
00:24:51,281 --> 00:24:54,618
I should probably wash it off.
519
00:24:54,701 --> 00:24:55,701
I'll be super fast.
520
00:24:56,453 --> 00:24:58,455
Oh, so sorry. Be right back.
521
00:25:03,460 --> 00:25:04,460
Yikes.
522
00:25:07,464 --> 00:25:10,133
No! Shit.
523
00:25:10,217 --> 00:25:13,929
No... no! God! Steve!
524
00:25:14,012 --> 00:25:16,139
- Hey, what's the matter?
- Big's wedding ring!
525
00:25:16,223 --> 00:25:18,058
His wedding ring just
went down the drain.
526
00:25:18,141 --> 00:25:20,101
Oh my god, can you help me?!
527
00:25:20,185 --> 00:25:23,063
My god. The... My... I had a Band-Aid
on it, and it, it slipped off.
528
00:25:23,146 --> 00:25:26,233
Oh my god, is it gone?
Is his ring gone?!
529
00:25:26,316 --> 00:25:29,194
- Nah, it's, probably, in the P-Trap.
- So, it's not gone?
530
00:25:29,277 --> 00:25:30,111
I, I, I don't know
how plumbing works.
531
00:25:30,195 --> 00:25:31,404
It's most likely in the trap.
532
00:25:31,488 --> 00:25:35,533
I'll go find somethin',
open it up and see.
533
00:25:35,617 --> 00:25:36,743
Okay, can you hurry?
534
00:25:36,826 --> 00:25:39,120
Oh shit!
535
00:25:43,541 --> 00:25:46,378
Mom, you're being too
careful and OCD about it.
536
00:25:46,461 --> 00:25:48,463
- Just paint.
- Mom, help. I'm freaking out.
537
00:25:50,507 --> 00:25:53,093
My tampon string? It's gone.
538
00:25:53,176 --> 00:25:54,928
Oh, I'm sure it's not gone.
539
00:25:55,011 --> 00:25:57,430
You're just having
some trouble finding it.
540
00:25:59,182 --> 00:26:01,309
It's... gone.
541
00:26:01,393 --> 00:26:03,895
Let's go. Let's go!
542
00:26:03,979 --> 00:26:05,689
The porta-potties
are right over here.
543
00:26:05,772 --> 00:26:07,274
Porta-potties? Gross!
544
00:26:07,357 --> 00:26:09,543
Well, I'm sorry. All the real
bathrooms are being painted.
545
00:26:09,567 --> 00:26:10,944
Hey, Charlotte...
Lunch is ready.
546
00:26:11,027 --> 00:26:13,613
Amazing!
547
00:26:13,697 --> 00:26:15,907
- Great work!
- Mom, it is an emergency!
548
00:26:15,991 --> 00:26:19,119
Ugh, well,
I can't be rude, Lily.
549
00:26:24,374 --> 00:26:26,710
Oh, please, please, please.
550
00:26:38,013 --> 00:26:41,308
- Oh my god! Thank you.
- Sure.
551
00:26:41,391 --> 00:26:43,810
Ah... thank you.
552
00:26:43,893 --> 00:26:46,062
Thank you, thank you.
553
00:26:46,146 --> 00:26:47,498
Charlotte:
Any luck with the string?
554
00:26:47,522 --> 00:26:49,274
No, it's gone!
I'm not kidding!
555
00:26:49,357 --> 00:26:52,986
It's not gone.
It-it's just hiding.
556
00:26:53,069 --> 00:26:54,612
Usually, it's
in your tushy crack.
557
00:26:54,696 --> 00:26:58,491
- Did you look there?
- Oh my god! Gross! No!
558
00:26:58,575 --> 00:27:00,243
There's no air in here, Mom.
559
00:27:00,327 --> 00:27:03,580
Mom?! Mom, I can't breathe!
560
00:27:03,663 --> 00:27:05,999
Honey, just calm down.
561
00:27:06,082 --> 00:27:08,793
I-I'm gonna go get
you some water, okay?
562
00:27:08,877 --> 00:27:11,338
Okay, go! Hurry, Mom!
563
00:27:11,421 --> 00:27:13,965
Oh, and not cold! Room temp!
564
00:27:14,049 --> 00:27:15,889
- Thank you.
- Thanks so much.
565
00:27:15,925 --> 00:27:17,510
Mm. Mm, mm, mm.
566
00:27:17,594 --> 00:27:19,637
Yummy!
567
00:27:19,721 --> 00:27:21,598
Hey! What's happening with you?
568
00:27:21,681 --> 00:27:22,849
I saw you running in and out
569
00:27:22,932 --> 00:27:24,100
of the bathrooms all wired.
570
00:27:24,184 --> 00:27:25,018
Do you have a coke problem now?
571
00:27:25,101 --> 00:27:26,853
No, I am in hell.
572
00:27:26,936 --> 00:27:28,772
I have to help Lily
with her tampon.
573
00:27:28,855 --> 00:27:31,191
She just started wearing them,
and it's a nightmare.
574
00:27:31,274 --> 00:27:34,152
- Now, she wants water.
- Man, you're a good mother.
575
00:27:34,235 --> 00:27:35,070
My mom never helped me
with all that stuff.
576
00:27:35,153 --> 00:27:37,197
My sister taught me.
577
00:27:37,280 --> 00:27:38,907
My friend Mindy
showed me at summer camp.
578
00:27:38,990 --> 00:27:41,034
- No one in my house used tampons.
- Really?
579
00:27:41,117 --> 00:27:44,954
Oh my god. It's her.
580
00:27:45,038 --> 00:27:46,331
It's like having
a newborn again,
581
00:27:46,414 --> 00:27:49,793
but with a cell phone
and her period.
582
00:27:49,876 --> 00:27:51,544
- Bye.
- Bye.
583
00:27:51,628 --> 00:27:53,254
See, I couldn't handle that.
584
00:27:53,338 --> 00:27:54,381
There's no way.
585
00:27:54,464 --> 00:27:56,424
Oh...
586
00:27:57,425 --> 00:27:58,425
Oh, it's Che!
587
00:28:00,762 --> 00:28:02,013
Are you gonna answer it?
588
00:28:02,097 --> 00:28:05,058
No... I mean,
I want to, but I'm not.
589
00:28:05,141 --> 00:28:06,976
I've been too available lately.
590
00:28:07,060 --> 00:28:08,770
Oh, so you're doin'
The Rules now?
591
00:28:08,853 --> 00:28:09,872
You're gonna tell them you
can't go out tomorrow night
592
00:28:09,896 --> 00:28:13,316
-'cause you're washing your hair.
- Stop it.
593
00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:15,443
- I'm just pulling back a little.
- Mm-hm, mm-hm.
594
00:28:15,527 --> 00:28:17,654
Why didn't they
leave a voicemail?
595
00:28:17,737 --> 00:28:21,449
- I know, I have a problem.
- Paint on your face.
596
00:28:24,661 --> 00:28:25,661
Hey.
597
00:28:25,954 --> 00:28:27,831
Hey.
598
00:28:29,207 --> 00:28:30,417
What was all that before?
599
00:28:34,754 --> 00:28:38,591
Are we 100% sure we
don't wanna try again?
600
00:28:38,675 --> 00:28:41,845
Oh my god, Andre.
Have you met us?
601
00:28:41,928 --> 00:28:43,513
Our entire 15-year relationship
602
00:28:43,596 --> 00:28:45,765
has been about me and you...
603
00:28:45,849 --> 00:28:49,686
my work, your music.
That was our total focus.
604
00:28:49,769 --> 00:28:53,606
I... Well...
am I not allowed to pivot?
605
00:28:55,775 --> 00:28:57,318
A child is not a pivot.
606
00:28:57,402 --> 00:28:59,988
That's not fair to me.
607
00:29:00,071 --> 00:29:00,613
Okay, well, this
isn't fair to me.
608
00:29:00,697 --> 00:29:03,199
You keep opening this up.
609
00:29:05,034 --> 00:29:06,494
I'm not 100%.
610
00:29:09,873 --> 00:29:13,209
Andre, don't make this miracle of
us finding each other not enough.
611
00:29:18,047 --> 00:29:19,299
What?
612
00:29:21,885 --> 00:29:22,885
Just say it.
613
00:29:29,184 --> 00:29:32,854
I just feel... that I want one.
614
00:29:36,566 --> 00:29:38,366
And I don't know if I
should be workin' so hard
615
00:29:38,401 --> 00:29:40,445
to talk myself out of that.
616
00:29:48,870 --> 00:29:51,247
I can't find it!
617
00:29:51,331 --> 00:29:53,416
- Oh, I got it! I found it!
- Great.
618
00:29:53,500 --> 00:29:58,087
- I'll see you back inside.
- No, don't go! I need help pulling it out.
619
00:29:58,171 --> 00:30:01,216
It always feels like I'm
pulling out all of my insides!
620
00:30:01,299 --> 00:30:04,302
Lily... I love you madly,
621
00:30:04,385 --> 00:30:07,180
but I draw the line at pulling
out your tampon string.
622
00:30:07,263 --> 00:30:10,391
Pull your own string!
623
00:30:12,769 --> 00:30:14,771
- Wait, Mom!
- Enough is enough!
624
00:30:14,854 --> 00:30:16,397
No, really, Mom!
Stop! Come back!
625
00:30:16,481 --> 00:30:17,315
- I have to tell you something!
- Everyone has their limit,
626
00:30:17,398 --> 00:30:19,901
- and this is mine!
- Mom!
627
00:30:21,903 --> 00:30:25,031
Oh dear. Oh dear. Charlotte!
628
00:30:25,114 --> 00:30:27,534
- Oh, Charlotte! Come here super quick.
- Hey.
629
00:30:27,617 --> 00:30:28,701
I am ready to throttle her.
630
00:30:28,785 --> 00:30:31,037
Just when I am finally
done with my periods,
631
00:30:31,120 --> 00:30:32,765
I thought I would not have to
deal with this shit anymore.
632
00:30:32,789 --> 00:30:35,458
Well, you may not be
as done as you think.
633
00:30:35,542 --> 00:30:38,437
- What, what are you doing?
- I'm just gonna... wrap this around your waist.
634
00:30:38,461 --> 00:30:39,712
I think you got a flash period.
635
00:30:39,796 --> 00:30:42,173
I did?!
Wh-What the hell is that?
636
00:30:42,257 --> 00:30:43,550
It, it, it happened to me once
637
00:30:43,633 --> 00:30:44,953
months after
I thought I was done.
638
00:30:45,009 --> 00:30:46,386
I was arguing a case in court,
639
00:30:46,469 --> 00:30:47,220
and the opposing counsel
640
00:30:47,303 --> 00:30:49,889
literally signaled me
to look at my ass.
641
00:30:49,973 --> 00:30:52,392
How have you never
mentioned this?
642
00:30:52,475 --> 00:30:53,875
Repressed it
as soon as it happened.
643
00:30:55,728 --> 00:30:56,728
Steve: Hey.
644
00:30:57,897 --> 00:31:00,400
- Got you some lemonade.
- Oh.
645
00:31:01,234 --> 00:31:02,986
Thank you.
646
00:31:05,655 --> 00:31:07,490
How's that heart rate?
647
00:31:07,574 --> 00:31:10,034
It's better, thank you.
648
00:31:11,202 --> 00:31:12,202
Sorry, I just...
649
00:31:13,496 --> 00:31:16,583
Oh... I panicked.
650
00:31:18,418 --> 00:31:19,418
I get it.
651
00:31:22,964 --> 00:31:24,841
This ain't never comin' off.
652
00:31:26,217 --> 00:31:29,387
I don't care what Miranda does,
or with who.
653
00:31:30,430 --> 00:31:33,266
'Til death do us part.
654
00:31:33,349 --> 00:31:34,684
Steve.
655
00:31:36,936 --> 00:31:39,022
What about you?
656
00:31:39,105 --> 00:31:43,401
You are such a wonderful,
wonderful person.
657
00:31:44,819 --> 00:31:48,448
Don't you maybe
want to find someone?
658
00:31:49,824 --> 00:31:51,075
At some point.
659
00:31:55,330 --> 00:31:57,790
Never comin' off.
660
00:33:12,323 --> 00:33:15,535
Welcome, boss.
661
00:33:15,618 --> 00:33:17,704
- And just like that...
- Have fun.
662
00:33:17,787 --> 00:33:18,871
I was up for a dance.
663
00:33:24,085 --> 00:33:25,962
♪ Oh, oh, leave the light on ♪
664
00:33:28,756 --> 00:33:30,591
♪ Oh, leave the light on ♪
665
00:33:32,802 --> 00:33:34,887
♪ Oh, oh, leave the light on ♪
666
00:33:36,347 --> 00:33:38,224
Whoo!
667
00:33:55,199 --> 00:33:56,909
♪ Oh, leave the light on ♪
668
00:33:59,287 --> 00:34:01,080
♪ Oh, oh, leave the light on ♪
669
00:34:03,916 --> 00:34:05,543
♪ Oh, leave the light on ♪
670
00:34:08,045 --> 00:34:09,245
♪ Oh, oh, leave the light on ♪
671
00:34:11,424 --> 00:34:13,634
Whoo!
672
00:34:21,017 --> 00:34:22,226
Oh!
673
00:34:30,359 --> 00:34:32,361
♪ Oh, leave the light on ♪
674
00:34:34,572 --> 00:34:36,866
♪ Oh, leave the light on ♪
675
00:34:39,160 --> 00:34:41,120
♪ Oh, leave the light on ♪
676
00:34:43,080 --> 00:34:44,120
♪ Oh, leave the light on ♪
677
00:34:47,835 --> 00:34:49,045
♪ Oh, leave the light on ♪
678
00:34:52,048 --> 00:34:54,133
♪ Oh, leave the light on ♪
679
00:34:55,885 --> 00:34:58,012
♪ Oh, leave the light on ♪
680
00:35:00,848 --> 00:35:02,475
♪ Oh, leave the light on ♪
681
00:35:13,736 --> 00:35:14,821
Whoo!
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