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Doug, I'm back.
Sorry it took me so long.
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It's okay.
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Gotta level with you.
I didn't know you went anywhere.
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Hey, I dropped my dad off at Mickey's
and I brought the dog to the kennel.
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Sweetie, where are the bags?
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Deacon and Kelly are gonna be here
any minute to pick us up.
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It's all right. I'm coming down
right now and I got them.
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- Oh, God.
- What are you doing? Make two trips.
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No, because I got them, I got it.
Out of the way.
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There you go. Nice job, huh?
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Yeah, nice job.
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But that there, that's our hamper.
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Well, you put all the
luggage next to it.
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I just went in and
fork-lifted everything.
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Where are these guys, anyway?
I wanna get up there before dinner.
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You see, that's the beauty
of taking a trip by car.
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You can change your mind
at the last minute, go someplace else.
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Doug, don't start.
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Could you take one more look
at it, huh?
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Come on, deluxe room,
Trump Tower and Casino.
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I'm not looking.
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Thirty-nine dollars a night
and every room has its own love tub.
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Doug, do you really wanna spend
our anniversary at a craps table?
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There, and then the love tub.
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Honey, this place is supposed
to be really nice.
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They have apple orchards
and little brooks with waterfalls.
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Hey, I'll bet you 5 bucks
we see a bunny.
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I don't wanna see a bunny.
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I wanna see three bunnies followed
by the sound of change dropping.
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Annoying. Now, listen to me.
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I am going upstate
for a romantic weekend.
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You can come or not, but either way,
I'm getting some.
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Maybe I better be
there for that.
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That's my boy, okay.
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Sync by XhmikosR
www.addic7ed.com
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Look at this.
Apple soap, apple shampoo.
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These people took a theme
and really ran with it, huh?
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Oh, look, look, look.
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How do you like them apples?
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All right, that's my joke
for the weekend, so get used to it.
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Oh, no,
I think I packed too fast.
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What do you mean?
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I have seven T-shirts
and 12 pairs of socks.
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No pants and no underwear.
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Don't worry, honey,
I packed you some stuff.
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And look.
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What do you think of this?
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I'm gonna have to diet
like a madman.
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Okay, did we get the apple room
or is it the whole place?
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Oh, God.
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I know, apples everywhere.
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And yet, the computer
at the front desk, IBM. Go figure.
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Hey, man, I got us a 2:00 tee time.
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Cool.
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For a straight guy,
you pack a beautiful suitcase.
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Just like to keep things organized.
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See, I got my dress pants
and dress shirts here,
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my golf shirts there.
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My dress socks, golf socks,
sweaters, T-shirts, vitamins.
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I have nothing to cover
the lower half of my body.
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I'm sure we can get the other guests
to chip in and buy you something.
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Oh, look at this, brought a
little funk to upstate, huh?
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Oh, yeah.
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Track one is our special song,
if you know what I'm saying.
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Oh, yeah, music to shimmy by.
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That's what I'm talking about.
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Should we cancel the golf?
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No.
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Thanks again for dinner, you guys.
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It's your anniversary.
It's the least we could do.
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Well, that was very sweet.
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Now, listen, do not get us a gift,
and I mean it.
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We're not.
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Well, good.
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So you starting
to like this place, hon?
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Yeah, it's okay.
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A lot better than that resort we
stayed at in Florida last year.
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Oh, come on,
you can't compare the two.
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It's apples and oranges.
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What, nothing for that one either?
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There's no minibar key.
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- Oh, I have that.
- Oh, give it to me.
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No, you can't be trusted
with an open minibar.
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- Would you give me the key?
- No. Doug.
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Remember last year
at the Marriott?
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I left you alone for two minutes
and I found you passed out
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on a $12 Bit-O-Honey.
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Give me the key,
we can get on with our lives.
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No, not so fast, buddy, no.
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How about this?
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You do a little something
to my satisfaction,
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and maybe I will reward you
with a treat.
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- Just give me the key. Give me...
- No. Stop!
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What is it?
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That's their song.
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What?
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Deacon and Kelly, they play that music
when they get a little hello.
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Oh, yeah,
we have cleared the tower.
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Don't listen.
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Godspeed, Deacon Palmer.
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Doug, you really can't think
of anything better to do?
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- Oh, yeah, the minibar key.
- That's right.
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Now, why don't you come over here
and give me your minibar key?
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Sorry, I meant that cute,
but it came out hurtful.
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That's all right.
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- Shaking it off.
- Okay.
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That was really something, Dougie.
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Well, thank you. And you faked more
than usual tonight.
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Well, it is our anniversary.
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So how's your $7 bag of pretzels?
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Cheddar cheese and honey pretzels,
for your information.
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And not so good.
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Well, anyway, you earned them.
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Going for the repeat.
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Well, maybe they're just playing
the song again.
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Oh, gotta throw you a no
on that one.
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Stop. Stop listening.
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- Come on, we gotta get some sleep.
- Okay.
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- We got a big day tomorrow.
- Why? What are we doing?
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Well, after you play golf,
we're gonna go on a nature walk,
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canoeing, and we're gonna learn
how to make apple cider.
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Can't some things
just remain a mystery?
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Happy anniversary.
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- I love you.
- I love you too.
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Okay.
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- What? What is it?
- Nothing, nothing, go back to bed.
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- Big day tomorrow, cider.
- Yeah, big day, big day.
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You should probably start
getting dressed.
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I told Kelly we'd meet them
in the lobby at 9.
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Right, right.
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Listen, once again,
last night was very nice.
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And you were extra special sexy.
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Oh, yeah, well,
you were a real tiger.
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- No, you were.
- No, you were.
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All right, let's just agree,
we were both tigers.
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Okay.
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You can probably take your time
getting dressed.
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I hope they make it in time
for breakfast.
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Or at least in time for lunch.
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You two wanna be alone?
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No, no, no, just checking
to see what kind of apples they were.
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Just regular red ones.
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Sorry we're late.
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Oh, that's okay,
that's okay, no prob.
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It's hard to get
going in the morning.
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So wanna hit the buffet?
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- Yeah, I'm starving.
- Okay.
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Oh, an omelette bar.
You with me?
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Yeah, let's do it.
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Morning, my man.
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I'll have a three-egg omelette
with ham, tomato,
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green peppers and chives.
153
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Yeah, I'll have the same.
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Oh, and mushrooms too.
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Yeah, and mushrooms too.
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Sorry again about being so late.
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That's okay.
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So, what was the holdup?
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Lose a contact?
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Knot in a shoelace?
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No, actually, Deacon woke me up
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with a little somethin'-somethin'
on his mind.
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Oh, really?
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That's sweet.
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I guess being up here
away from the kids,
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you two finally have a chance
to go a little crazy, right?
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Not really. I mean, we manage
to do pretty well at home too.
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Where there's a will,
there's a way, am I right?
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Let's get it on
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Oh, baby
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Let's get it on
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Sugar...
Let's get it on...
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All right, knock it off.
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Why?
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- You're making me look bad.
- What are you talking about?
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Look, you and Kelly
three times last night.
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And what was this thing this morning?
What was that about?
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What, are you just trying
to zetz me?
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Come on,
there's gotta be something up here
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that's getting you going.
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What is it, the clean air, the water?
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Apples turn you on? What?
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No, what is going on with you?
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Nothing.
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No, seriously.
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Tell me. What's wrong?
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Well, I've always thought Doug
and I had a good sex life.
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And I mean, we do, but...
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I started thinking that maybe
I just don't turn Doug on anymore.
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I'm still really turned on
by her, Deac, I am.
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It's just that,
you know what it is? I'm...
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I'm just built to fire once.
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Like a musket.
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So, what do you want from me?
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I guess I would just feel better if
Doug and I were having more sex.
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I'd just feel better if you and Kelly
were having less sex.
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Okay, so we set aside
a little too much time
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to watch cider-making.
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Yeah, who would have thought?
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It's basically just squeezing
the crap out of an apple.
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So, what do you wanna do now?
You wanna go for a walk?
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I don't know, we were out all day.
I'm kind of beat.
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- Wanna just hang out here?
- Yeah, I'm a little tired too.
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Hey, you wanna watch a movie?
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Way ahead of you.
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How about Bloodsport?
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No, I read the book.
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Come on, honey,
pick a regular movie, will you?
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I'm gonna go wash up.
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You're killing me here.
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I thought you guys were out
watching them make cider.
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We got back early, all right?
It's a very simple process.
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Well, how was I supposed
to know you were back?
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Fine, I'll put a tie
on the door
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when Carrie and I are inside,
not having sex.
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Okay, why don't you just
take it easy, huh?
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Me? You know, I asked you
one thing, you know.
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Stay away from your wife.
Is that too much?
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For your information,
it's not totally up to me.
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I mean, Kelly has a bit
of say in this too.
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Hey, she can't make you, all right?
No means no.
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- What are those?
- My vitamins.
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Oh, no, no more supersonic sex pills
for you, my friend. Come on.
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Get off.
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All right, you know,
great, just great.
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Hey, you ever think
you can solve this
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by just having more sex
with your wife?
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- Don't try and make this about me.
- Because I'm telling you, man.
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You know, me and Kelly are going
on a moonlight boat ride tonight
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and having some brandies
by that fireplace downstairs,
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so when we get back up here...
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Hey, enough!
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So this is the way
it's gonna be, huh?
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You're just gonna continue on
with this sick behaviour?
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Yeah. Look, I love my wife.
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I wanna enjoy her
and make her happy.
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Okay, good, well, thanks for nothing.
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Hi.
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Mrs. Heffernan.
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I hope you and your husband
are enjoying your stay.
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Yes, we love your apples.
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Something I can do for you?
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Yes, actually, it's kind
of our anniversary weekend.
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- Oh, that's lovely.
- Thank you.
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I was wondering
if there was a place around here...
246
00:14:54,769 --> 00:15:01,401
You know, like a store that might sell
clothes, other items.
247
00:15:01,609 --> 00:15:06,906
Fun items that might enhance
248
00:15:07,073 --> 00:15:10,326
or spice up, if you will...
249
00:15:12,620 --> 00:15:15,540
a young couple's anniversary.
250
00:15:19,002 --> 00:15:22,046
There's a Sears down on Route 40.
251
00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:28,136
No.
252
00:15:29,846 --> 00:15:34,225
I meant more of a specialty store.
253
00:15:36,311 --> 00:15:38,354
L. L. Bean?
254
00:15:39,773 --> 00:15:41,065
I'll go there. Thank you.
255
00:16:18,770 --> 00:16:20,980
Oh, Mr. Heffernan,
if you're looking for your wife,
256
00:16:21,189 --> 00:16:23,066
she went up to your room
about ten minutes ago.
257
00:16:23,233 --> 00:16:24,400
Oh, thanks.
258
00:16:24,567 --> 00:16:27,153
And happy anniversary, by the way.
259
00:16:27,362 --> 00:16:29,405
- Thanks again.
- My wife and I,
260
00:16:29,572 --> 00:16:31,699
we're celebrating
our 42nd this month.
261
00:16:31,866 --> 00:16:35,120
Forty-two years.
Wow, congratulations.
262
00:16:35,328 --> 00:16:37,414
And I tell you,
I love her more every day.
263
00:16:37,622 --> 00:16:39,249
Really?
264
00:16:39,416 --> 00:16:41,501
You ever love her twice in one day?
265
00:16:43,169 --> 00:16:44,712
Sorry.
266
00:16:59,769 --> 00:17:01,020
Hi, Dougie.
267
00:17:02,647 --> 00:17:05,066
What are you wearing?
268
00:17:05,775 --> 00:17:06,860
Oh, this?
269
00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:11,698
Just a little Apple Princess outfit
I picked up in town.
270
00:17:12,198 --> 00:17:13,867
Why?
271
00:17:15,493 --> 00:17:16,953
To mix it up a little bit.
272
00:17:17,120 --> 00:17:21,207
I saw you eyeing that big cutout
in the lobby, so here you go.
273
00:17:21,374 --> 00:17:23,460
And hey, with me, no paper cuts.
274
00:17:24,878 --> 00:17:27,756
Doesn't Doug likey?
275
00:17:27,964 --> 00:17:29,340
Oh, yeah, yeah,
Dougie likey, yeah.
276
00:17:29,507 --> 00:17:31,342
Okay, so come on.
277
00:17:31,509 --> 00:17:34,179
Let's make some cider.
278
00:17:41,478 --> 00:17:42,520
What's the matter?
279
00:17:42,687 --> 00:17:46,149
Nothing. Just, for a second there,
you reminded me of my mother.
280
00:17:47,859 --> 00:17:49,652
Wait.
281
00:17:50,111 --> 00:17:53,198
- Your mother?
- You don't look like her.
282
00:17:53,364 --> 00:17:55,658
You look like the lady on the box
of cocoa
283
00:17:55,825 --> 00:17:57,911
my mother used to make for me.
284
00:17:58,119 --> 00:18:00,599
And that's what you were thinking
when I was kissing your neck?
285
00:18:00,624 --> 00:18:01,873
At first, yeah, then...
286
00:18:02,040 --> 00:18:06,753
Then I was thinking about how I used
to like two packets in one mug.
287
00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:08,518
Make it extra cocoa-y.
288
00:18:08,544 --> 00:18:10,740
I'm guessing the
outfit's not working.
289
00:18:10,882 --> 00:18:12,592
No, no, no, it's fine.
Come on, stay here.
290
00:18:12,759 --> 00:18:15,386
- You look hot, apple wench, let's go.
- Okay.
291
00:18:15,595 --> 00:18:16,888
Come on.
292
00:18:21,851 --> 00:18:24,521
- If you could just lose the braids.
- Forget it, this is stupid.
293
00:18:24,687 --> 00:18:26,272
I'm sorry. I'm trying.
294
00:18:26,439 --> 00:18:27,982
Should have just gone
to Atlantic City.
295
00:18:28,149 --> 00:18:30,944
Then this sex stuff
never would have even come up.
296
00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:42,872
Yeah, you're coming
on our next vacation! Right!
297
00:18:52,382 --> 00:18:53,716
Hey, what's the matter?
298
00:18:54,634 --> 00:18:55,969
Nothing.
299
00:18:56,136 --> 00:18:58,138
Look, I just thought, you know,
300
00:18:58,304 --> 00:19:01,433
why don't we go learn
how cider is made?
301
00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:04,102
You don't wanna fool around?
302
00:19:06,771 --> 00:19:08,022
Not right now.
303
00:19:08,189 --> 00:19:09,524
Why not?
304
00:19:09,691 --> 00:19:12,444
You getting tired of your baby?
305
00:19:14,154 --> 00:19:15,280
Yes?
306
00:19:17,323 --> 00:19:21,119
Yes, the couple next door, yeah.
They're in room 21, yeah.
307
00:19:21,286 --> 00:19:23,246
The music is just way too loud.
308
00:19:23,413 --> 00:19:26,374
Doug, stop it.
309
00:19:28,168 --> 00:19:29,878
It's not their fault.
310
00:19:30,086 --> 00:19:31,755
Oh, then I guess it must be
my fault, huh?
311
00:19:31,921 --> 00:19:33,465
- Captain Inadequate.
- What?
312
00:19:33,631 --> 00:19:36,092
Yeah, I see the look on your face
when that music comes on.
313
00:19:36,259 --> 00:19:40,430
The longing, the disappointment,
the "oh, what might have been."
314
00:19:40,638 --> 00:19:42,223
Doug, what are you talking about?
315
00:19:42,390 --> 00:19:44,934
- It's not you, it's me.
- What?
316
00:19:45,101 --> 00:19:48,980
Yeah, I mean, obviously
I don't turn you on anymore.
317
00:19:49,147 --> 00:19:50,190
You don't turn me on?
318
00:19:50,356 --> 00:19:53,109
Well, no, I mean,
not the way I used to.
319
00:19:53,276 --> 00:19:55,820
Have you ever seen the look
on my face when you get naked?
320
00:19:56,529 --> 00:19:59,324
It's like a kid looking
at Halloween candy.
321
00:19:59,491 --> 00:20:02,702
Or me looking at Halloween candy.
322
00:20:03,578 --> 00:20:04,829
- Really?
- Yeah.
323
00:20:05,038 --> 00:20:09,042
You're not the problem. The problem
is right here, the One Hit Wonder.
324
00:20:09,209 --> 00:20:11,169
Would you stop it? You're fine.
325
00:20:11,336 --> 00:20:13,671
I'm not fine, all right, I do it once
and then I pass out
326
00:20:13,838 --> 00:20:16,841
like a grizzly bear that got shot in
the ass with, like, a sedative dart.
327
00:20:17,008 --> 00:20:18,218
You know?
328
00:20:21,971 --> 00:20:23,932
And that is fine with me.
329
00:20:24,099 --> 00:20:26,434
Look, after we make love,
I wanna stop.
330
00:20:27,227 --> 00:20:30,772
Because I'm happy and I'm fulfilled.
331
00:20:30,939 --> 00:20:33,858
Plus, I like to watch you sleep.
332
00:20:34,025 --> 00:20:37,112
You drool a little. It's cute.
333
00:20:37,821 --> 00:20:43,451
If you're happy, and I'm happy,
then why are we getting so crazy?
334
00:20:44,536 --> 00:20:46,371
I don't know.
335
00:20:51,626 --> 00:20:52,794
Deacon, what is going on?
336
00:20:52,961 --> 00:20:55,130
- Nothing's going on.
- Oh, something's going on.
337
00:20:55,338 --> 00:20:59,217
I just don't wanna have sex with you.
Why can't you respect that?
338
00:21:00,677 --> 00:21:04,389
So you wanna open up some
of that apple wine in the minibar?
339
00:21:04,597 --> 00:21:07,934
Yeah, I'll get some ice.
It'll dull the taste.
340
00:21:08,143 --> 00:21:11,688
Okay, while you're doing that, I will
change out of this stupid thing.
341
00:21:11,855 --> 00:21:13,940
Now, you did say naked
works for you, right?
342
00:21:14,149 --> 00:21:15,900
- Yeah, naked is a crowd pleaser.
- Okay.
343
00:21:18,278 --> 00:21:22,449
Kelly, but come on.
Don't be like that, Kelly.
344
00:21:23,867 --> 00:21:25,952
Trouble in paradise?
345
00:21:30,650 --> 00:21:34,571
After harvesting, the apples
are sorted by size and color,
346
00:21:34,738 --> 00:21:37,025
then carefully packed
for their journey
347
00:21:37,051 --> 00:21:39,535
to dinner tables
across the country.
348
00:21:40,494 --> 00:21:43,663
These beauties
should keep the doctor away.
349
00:21:43,830 --> 00:21:45,540
What are you watching?
350
00:21:45,707 --> 00:21:48,043
It's a tape.
I bought it in the hotel gift shop.
351
00:21:48,919 --> 00:21:50,253
Why?
352
00:21:50,462 --> 00:21:51,838
It was on sale.
353
00:21:52,005 --> 00:21:54,925
Truly, nature's most versatile fruit.
354
00:21:55,092 --> 00:21:59,054
Well, Mr. and Mrs. America,
how do you like them apples?
355
00:21:59,262 --> 00:22:02,182
Hey, that's my bit.
356
00:22:02,207 --> 00:22:08,207
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