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Wow, you got a whole world
going on in there, huh?
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Your nightstand.
What else you got in there?
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I don't know, flashlight, ear plugs,
deck of cards,
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nose spray, magnifying glass...
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Certs, Velamints
and a Swiss army knife.
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I got some loose change
and a roll of caps.
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So give me some of your stuff.
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No. Get your own stuff.
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Come on, Carrie. I need
something big to start my drawer.
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What's that book?
Tuesdays With Morrie, give me that.
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No, I am reading that.
Now get back to your own side.
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Fine.
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You know what?
I don't need you or your drawer.
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Oh, look what rolled down...
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Cherry ChapStick, huh?
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Oh, yeah. Oh, bring it.
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Bring it. Bring it.
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It's soothing.
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Yeah, doesn't feel so good
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when it's turned around
on you now, does it?
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Son of a bitch.
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Sync by XhmikosR
www.addic7ed.com
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And we are back...
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New York, down two.
Fourteen seconds to go.
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Jones inbounds. Not...
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- Come on.
- Put it up, will you?
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No, no, plenty of time.
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Plenty of time,
you gotta work the clock.
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Just wait... Wait for your shot.
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...immediately.
Good pressure defence.
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All right, that's enough waiting.
You might want to shoot it now.
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- Shoot it.
- ...to the top of the key.
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- Yes.
- All right.
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- Yes.
- That's what I'm talking about.
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All right, boys, settle in
we're looking at some sweet overtime.
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Doug.
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Not now, not now...
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What's going on?
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She wants me to pick up medicine
for Arthur at the drugstore.
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But it's overtime.
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Doug.
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It's all right.
I got this under control.
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Doug. Answer me.
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What, honey? I can't hear you,
I'm working on the car.
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I can see your legs.
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Yeah, I just finished.
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By the way,
keep your eye on the caminator hump.
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Did you get my dad's eardrops yet?
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I'm gonna go right after the game.
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You have to go now.
The drugstore closes in 15 minutes.
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- Carrie, but it's overtime.
- Fine, watch your stupid game.
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Putz.
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Look, Dad, Doug's busy right now
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and I've got all this work
that I've got to get done tonight,
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you think your swimmer's ear thing
will be okay until tomorrow?
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Because I can pick up the drops first
thing tomorrow morning, okay?
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You realise
I can't hear a word you're saying?
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I'll go get the drops.
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- Come again?
- I'll go get the drops!
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Foul. Come on, give a foul.
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Your leg is touching me again.
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I'll be back in a little while.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa,
where you going?
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Where do you think I'm going?
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Carrie, I said I'd get the eardrops.
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I need some cushioned insoles,
anyway.
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Believe me, I wanna go.
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Well, that's touching,
but Walgreens closes at 10.
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So I'll go to a different place.
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Walgreens
has his prescription on file.
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All right, you know,
I'll do it, I'll go...
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Yeah. All right.
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- What happened?
- Goodbye.
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Wait a second, Car...
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I'll go...
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I'm back,
and I got your stupid insoles.
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They're foam.
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Where you been for so long?
It's almost 11.
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Well, I was lucky enough
to arrive at the pharmacy
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just as their computers went down.
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So they sent me
to another drugstore
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where the computers were up,
but no drops.
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So my father still can't hear,
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and I'm gonna be up
way past midnight working.
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Thank you so much for your help.
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Look at this,
I'm folding laundry, huh?
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You know what?
These don't fit me so well anymore.
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You're a funny guy.
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Carrie, come on.
Look, I'm sorry, okay?
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I should have went
to the drugstore for you.
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Hey, the Knicks lost, by the way,
if it makes you feel any better.
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Yeah, I'm dancing.
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I swear to God, Doug, it's like, when
you're in front of that stupid TV,
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nothing else exists.
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All right, I'll tell
you, how about this?
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Tomorrow, I'll go pick up
your father's eardrops,
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and any time
after this he needs eardrops,
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or nose drops, or drops
for any orifice above the waist,
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I'm your guy.
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Hey, speaking of which,
you wanna mess around?
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Okay, first of all, that was
the worst segue I've ever heard.
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And second of all, no.
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I've got at least
two more hours of work to do.
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Come on.
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I'll do that thing
that really gets you going.
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You know, the thing.
Want me to do the thing?
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You want me to do the thing.
I'll do it.
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I'll do it. I'll do the thing.
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Okay, I have no idea
what you're talking about.
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Cereal... I had you last night too.
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Carrie!
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- Did you call me?
- Yeah.
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- Can I see you in the garage, please?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah...
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- Where's your TV?
- I'm thinking it was stolen.
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Oh, my God. Well, how do you?
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- Do you think somebody broke in?
- You know what, that's one theory.
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Here's another, they came in through
the garage door that you left open.
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What? No. No, I did not.
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Did, Carrie. Did. Okay?
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You were the last one to use it.
It's open.
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That means, try and stay
with me here, that you left it open.
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Doug, would you stop
yelling at me, okay,
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because I know I closed it.
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I remember distinctly.
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I drove into the garage,
got out of the car,
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walked to the door, and...
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Innocent people
don't say, "Oh", Carrie.
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Well, my cell phone rang.
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It was my boss, yelling at me about
the stuff I hadn't faxed to him yet.
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I had the cell phone in one hand,
your insoles in the other,
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and I guess
I forgot to hit the button.
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Oh, come on.
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Well, the button's too small,
and it's not lit up or anything.
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Don't you dare blame that button.
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That button's been nothing
but good to us.
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Well... Well, you know what?
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If you would have picked up
the eardrops like you said you would,
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this never would've happened.
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No, that is not, I'll tell why.
Because you wanted it to happen.
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- What?
- You heard me.
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It all makes sense now.
You know, you hated my TV.
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So, now you wished it
into the cornfield and it's gone.
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- The cornfield?
- Yeah, hi, classic Twilight Zone.
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SciFi Channel. Ever hear of it?
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No? Hey, let me show you.
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Oh, I can't.
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Would you stop getting so upset?
Well, just call the insurance guy.
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Insurance. Oh, yeah.
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Yeah, we paid exactly $2688 for it.
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Oh, I love insurance.
It's a great invention.
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Electronics-Depot, that's right.
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Hey, the prices
of big screens has really come down.
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I should take the extra money,
get a Discman, you know?
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Start power walking. Tone my abs.
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It's gonna be a whole new me.
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What?
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Okay. Well, just send us the cheque.
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Send the cheque. Send the cheque.
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Yeah.
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Awesome, man. Look it,
you screw up, I get a brand-new TV.
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I love you, you dizzy little dingbat.
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- Doug?
- Yeah?
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They're only giving us $188.
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- But that's not enough.
- I know.
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When I took out the policy,
I asked for the highest deductible.
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Twenty-five hundred.
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- Why'd you do that for?
- To get the lowest premium.
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I didn't think
we were ever gonna get robbed.
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Then why did we even
get insurance in the first place?
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Because the commercial
made me cry.
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And I guess
that is what you're supposed to do.
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Yeah, I see, you know
what you're supposed to do?
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You're supposed to press little
buttons that close giant doors.
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Look, Doug, I made a mistake
and I am very, very sorry.
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But there's nothing
that we can do about it now,
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so you just have to let it go.
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Let it go? Let it?
Car, that TV was important to me.
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If it was important to you,
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I don't think it'd be so
easy for you to let it go.
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You know, there are other
things to do in life
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other than sitting on your ass
and watching TV.
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Oh, yeah. Like what?
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I don't know. How about
I buy you that Discman, huh?
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Work on your abs
like you said you would.
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Oh, get real. That was never
gonna happen and you know it.
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I can't believe it.
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Just last night,
we were sitting here, watching,
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not a care in the world.
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And now it's gone.
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You never think
it'll happen to you, huh?
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Those bastards.
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- How you doing, man?
- Look at this.
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My TV had picture-in-picture
freeze frame.
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That's deep.
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And channel lock, and
a whole bunch of other great features.
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I never bothered
to read the manual.
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I'd always thought there'd be time.
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Five o'clock.
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Right about now, we'd be watching
the college football post-game show.
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No, we would've flipped over
to catch the end of golf.
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Golf blows.
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We'd be watching the post-game
show, or maybe NASCAR.
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No, come on.
Wouldn't we want a change of pace?
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- Like a double dose of Rhoda?
- No, man. That's old.
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- I ain't watching Rhoda.
- I'm not watching NASCAR.
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Would you guys stop it, all right?
Look, it's gone, okay?
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There's no sports, there's no Rhoda.
There's a wall, all right?
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We can watch the rake, or the air
filter. The choice is yours.
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- So where'd you get this?
- New place.
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I like the soup.
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Actually, it's bisque.
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What's the difference?
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I don't know.
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Actually, I think bisque is thicker.
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- Yeah. Yeah.
- Yeah. Yeah.
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So how was your day?
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It was good. Lots of packages.
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Yours?
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Fine. Fine.
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Actually, they finally gave me
a new computer.
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A really nice one too.
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Fast modem, big screen...
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Sorry.
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Okay, Dad, if you don't sit still
I'm gonna be cutting more than hair.
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Not too much off the top.
I want that Robert Preston look.
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Okay, even if I knew
who that was, I couldn't pull it off.
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Just do your best,
and lose the attitude.
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I'm sorry, Dad. It's just...
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I don't know. Things are still weird
between Doug and me.
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It's this whole TV thing.
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I wish I could get him
to just let this thing go.
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Ah, the potent cocktail
of human emotion.
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Hey, Dad,
remember when I was, like, 16,
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and we had that really big fight
over some college guy I was dating?
235
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Oh, yes.
Russell from SUNY Binghamton.
236
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Anyway, remember during the fight,
I threw my shoe at the bookcase,
237
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and it broke your favourite Herb
Alpert and the Tijuana Brass album?
238
00:14:02,203 --> 00:14:03,788
Herb Alpert? No, no.
239
00:14:03,955 --> 00:14:05,998
It was my Allan Sherman record.
240
00:14:06,207 --> 00:14:09,794
No, it was the Herb Alpert record,
but anyway, that's not the point.
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You were so mad at me
for breaking that record.
242
00:14:14,131 --> 00:14:18,177
What? What was it
that made you finally forgive me?
243
00:14:19,011 --> 00:14:21,222
You wanna know
why I forgave you?
244
00:14:21,430 --> 00:14:25,268
Because you're my daughter
and I love you.
245
00:14:27,270 --> 00:14:30,690
My God, your head is tiny.
246
00:14:32,149 --> 00:14:35,653
Anyway, so, that was it?
You forgave me because you love me?
247
00:14:35,903 --> 00:14:37,238
Well, also, because you went out
248
00:14:37,405 --> 00:14:39,866
and spent your hard-earned money
to replace my record.
249
00:14:40,116 --> 00:14:41,492
I never replaced it.
250
00:14:41,701 --> 00:14:44,871
Of course, you did.
It's right on my shelf.
251
00:14:45,037 --> 00:14:49,667
I exercised this morning
to "Hello, Muddah, Hello, Faddah."
252
00:14:49,876 --> 00:14:51,752
Yes, that's because
I never broke that record.
253
00:14:51,961 --> 00:14:54,172
I broke your Herb Alpert record.
254
00:14:54,422 --> 00:14:56,299
- Did you?
- Yes.
255
00:14:56,465 --> 00:14:58,593
South of the Border.
I smashed it to bits.
256
00:14:58,801 --> 00:15:01,721
Oh, so that's why
I haven't heard it in 15 years.
257
00:15:01,888 --> 00:15:06,184
Carrie Spooner,
I'm very disappointed with you.
258
00:15:06,392 --> 00:15:08,019
Leave the room.
259
00:15:09,812 --> 00:15:11,189
Thanks for the talk, Dad.
260
00:15:11,355 --> 00:15:14,275
Sorry, pussycat.
A kiss won't save you this time.
261
00:15:20,948 --> 00:15:22,658
So she was just screaming at me,
262
00:15:22,825 --> 00:15:27,288
so, finally I just said,
"Lady, two words, FedEx."
263
00:15:27,455 --> 00:15:30,124
You're lucky. I had to deliver
to the guy wearing the towel again.
264
00:15:30,708 --> 00:15:33,628
Yeah, it's brutal, you know?
He's moving, he's signing.
265
00:15:33,794 --> 00:15:36,714
I just don't have faith in that tuck.
266
00:15:36,964 --> 00:15:38,674
Hey, wanna get your ass
kicked in foosball?
267
00:15:38,925 --> 00:15:40,468
Yeah, let's do it. Come on.
268
00:15:40,676 --> 00:15:43,054
I'll tell you, at this point,
I just want the towel to fall,
269
00:15:43,262 --> 00:15:44,514
you know, get it over with.
270
00:15:44,722 --> 00:15:47,642
I'm just getting tired
of living in fear.
271
00:15:51,521 --> 00:15:52,897
What the?
272
00:15:56,734 --> 00:15:59,904
"Doug, I love you, and I really don't
want to spend the rest of my life
273
00:16:00,071 --> 00:16:02,907
being the person
who left the garage door open.
274
00:16:03,074 --> 00:16:06,327
So I got you this used
but still very large TV.
275
00:16:06,494 --> 00:16:07,828
And don't say we can't afford it,
276
00:16:07,995 --> 00:16:10,915
because I'm gonna work overtime
to pay it off.
277
00:16:11,082 --> 00:16:12,083
Carrie.
278
00:16:12,291 --> 00:16:15,086
And don't worry, I'm not hooking."
279
00:16:21,509 --> 00:16:23,219
Look, Deac, man,
she bought me a TV.
280
00:16:23,427 --> 00:16:27,098
I know, you read the note out loud.
281
00:16:27,890 --> 00:16:29,767
What an unbelievable woman
I married.
282
00:16:29,934 --> 00:16:33,354
I mean, I've been acting
like such a baby about this.
283
00:16:34,230 --> 00:16:35,565
Oh, man...
284
00:16:35,773 --> 00:16:40,069
I hate my ugly suck face.
285
00:16:43,281 --> 00:16:46,701
Carrie? Honey?
286
00:16:58,129 --> 00:17:00,590
Dear, Carrie.
287
00:17:00,756 --> 00:17:07,180
You are the best wife ever.
288
00:17:07,388 --> 00:17:12,685
As long as they don't steal you,
I have everything I need.
289
00:17:12,852 --> 00:17:15,479
I love you.
290
00:17:15,646 --> 00:17:19,483
Okay, spell check, spell check.
291
00:17:20,318 --> 00:17:22,445
There we go.
292
00:17:22,653 --> 00:17:25,281
Nine errors, wow.
293
00:17:39,045 --> 00:17:40,421
I broke her computer?
294
00:17:40,671 --> 00:17:41,923
No, I did.
295
00:17:42,131 --> 00:17:45,218
- I just need you to say that you did.
- Why would I say that?
296
00:17:45,426 --> 00:17:47,053
Because I've given her
all kinds of crap
297
00:17:47,261 --> 00:17:49,931
about getting my TV stolen.
She'll think I did this out of spite.
298
00:17:50,097 --> 00:17:51,807
- I just couldn't handle it.
- That's true.
299
00:17:52,016 --> 00:17:54,060
You're decent, but weak.
300
00:17:54,310 --> 00:17:56,437
Look, and if you tell her
that you did it by accident,
301
00:17:56,646 --> 00:17:58,606
she's not gonna get mad at you,
you're her father.
302
00:17:58,814 --> 00:18:01,192
You know, plus,
you break things all the time,
303
00:18:01,400 --> 00:18:04,195
so she's used to that.
304
00:18:04,362 --> 00:18:07,281
Come on, what do you say?
305
00:18:07,490 --> 00:18:09,951
All right,
I'll take the bullet for you, Douglas.
306
00:18:10,159 --> 00:18:11,410
Thank you. There you go.
307
00:18:11,577 --> 00:18:14,121
Okay, now you say you were up there,
you were borrowing a pen,
308
00:18:14,330 --> 00:18:16,791
and you turned to walk away,
and your foot caught on the cord,
309
00:18:16,999 --> 00:18:19,043
and bam,
the computer fell on the floor, okay?
310
00:18:19,252 --> 00:18:21,963
- No.
- Why not?
311
00:18:22,171 --> 00:18:24,048
It's ludicrous.
She wouldn't believe it.
312
00:18:24,298 --> 00:18:26,509
Arthur, that's how I broke it.
I tripped on the cord.
313
00:18:26,717 --> 00:18:29,887
Yes, but I'm nimble.
I move like a dancer.
314
00:18:31,097 --> 00:18:32,723
Fine. What do you wanna say then?
315
00:18:32,932 --> 00:18:34,100
Let's see...
316
00:18:34,308 --> 00:18:36,018
Okay, got it.
317
00:18:36,185 --> 00:18:38,938
Early this morning, I received
a telegram from the War Department...
318
00:18:39,105 --> 00:18:40,982
Oh, God.
319
00:18:41,607 --> 00:18:43,901
So it was only after
I yanked the computer off the desk
320
00:18:44,068 --> 00:18:48,614
that I realised the smoke was
actually just steam from my coffee.
321
00:18:53,369 --> 00:18:55,496
What were you even doing
in my office?
322
00:18:58,040 --> 00:19:00,084
I have no further comment.
323
00:19:03,129 --> 00:19:05,423
Look, the important thing is,
everyone's okay.
324
00:19:05,673 --> 00:19:08,509
Wait a minute,
325
00:19:08,718 --> 00:19:13,598
did you do this to get back at me for
breaking your Tijuana Brass record?
326
00:19:13,848 --> 00:19:17,435
Hey, if I had,
I'd be fully within my rights.
327
00:19:17,685 --> 00:19:20,855
I cannot believe you.
I had all my files in that computer.
328
00:19:21,063 --> 00:19:23,524
I broke that stupid record
15 years ago.
329
00:19:23,733 --> 00:19:25,443
Yes, but it stings
like it was yesterday.
330
00:19:25,610 --> 00:19:28,696
Well, you know what, this sounds
like a private father-daughter thing.
331
00:19:28,863 --> 00:19:31,490
Honey, I'll be out there
watching my new TV.
332
00:19:31,657 --> 00:19:33,117
Thanks again. I love you.
333
00:19:33,326 --> 00:19:36,329
And, for what it is worth, Arthur,
I think you were a little out of line.
334
00:19:36,495 --> 00:19:41,042
- He did it.
- Oh, please.
335
00:19:43,167 --> 00:19:49,167
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