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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:07,758 --> 00:00:09,758 [glass shattering] 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 4 00:00:25,482 --> 00:00:28,586 [reel spinning] 5 00:00:28,620 --> 00:00:31,620 [serene instrumental music] 6 00:02:02,241 --> 00:02:04,241 - Thanks so much, Dad. - Yeah thanks, Dad. 7 00:02:04,275 --> 00:02:06,482 That was awesome, totally awesome. 8 00:02:06,517 --> 00:02:09,448 - Come on, Justin. - Yeah I'm coming, I'm coming. 9 00:02:09,482 --> 00:02:11,172 [door shutting] 10 00:02:11,206 --> 00:02:14,551 - Hey, hey, come here. 11 00:02:14,586 --> 00:02:17,172 Hey didn't you guys have a good time, right? 12 00:02:17,206 --> 00:02:19,586 - We always have a good time, Dad. 13 00:02:19,620 --> 00:02:21,724 - I wish we could have it with mom too. 14 00:02:21,758 --> 00:02:24,275 - Look you know your mom and I are going through 15 00:02:24,310 --> 00:02:26,551 a little bit of a rough patch right now. 16 00:02:26,586 --> 00:02:29,448 - You're divorced, that's more than a rough patch. 17 00:02:29,482 --> 00:02:32,586 - That's true, but we still talk, and talking is much 18 00:02:32,620 --> 00:02:35,620 better than yelling, which we used to do all the time. 19 00:02:35,655 --> 00:02:38,344 - But, Dad, why can't you get back together? 20 00:02:38,379 --> 00:02:42,034 - Hey, guys, come on let's go inside. 21 00:02:42,067 --> 00:02:46,310 - Come here. Bye, sweetie. 22 00:02:46,344 --> 00:02:50,034 - Bye, Dad. 23 00:02:50,067 --> 00:02:52,862 - Bye, Dad. - Bye, Son. 24 00:02:52,896 --> 00:02:55,034 Hey. - How are ya? 25 00:02:55,067 --> 00:02:58,413 - I'm good. I've been apartment hunting. 26 00:02:58,448 --> 00:03:03,551 - Oh nice, how's that going? - Okay. 27 00:03:03,586 --> 00:03:07,896 So do you suppose that we can get together for dinner? 28 00:03:07,931 --> 00:03:11,758 - I don't know. - Saturday, maybe? 29 00:03:11,793 --> 00:03:13,344 - No. 30 00:03:13,379 --> 00:03:14,034 - Look I think there's some stuff we need to talk about. 31 00:03:14,068 --> 00:03:15,206 - Nate-- 32 00:03:15,241 --> 00:03:16,034 - Look I've been doing some soul searching-- 33 00:03:16,068 --> 00:03:16,931 - Nate. 34 00:03:16,965 --> 00:03:17,827 - I even read a self-help book. 35 00:03:17,862 --> 00:03:19,103 - Nate, I'm dating. 36 00:03:19,137 --> 00:03:22,793 Look it's been six months, it's time 37 00:03:22,827 --> 00:03:25,206 and I wanted to let you know. 38 00:03:25,241 --> 00:03:27,482 - Oh. 39 00:03:27,517 --> 00:03:29,758 Okay, I understand. 40 00:03:29,793 --> 00:03:31,758 - I'm sorry. 41 00:03:31,793 --> 00:03:35,482 - Well good luck with that. 42 00:03:35,517 --> 00:03:38,034 - Thank you. 43 00:03:38,067 --> 00:03:41,344 I'll see ya next week. 44 00:03:41,379 --> 00:03:44,344 - Right. 45 00:03:44,379 --> 00:03:45,172 Right. 46 00:03:45,206 --> 00:03:48,344 [serene instrumental music] 47 00:03:56,413 --> 00:04:01,172 - All right, dinner is served. Let's eat. 48 00:04:01,206 --> 00:04:05,344 - Why can't Irving sit with us? 49 00:04:05,379 --> 00:04:07,586 - Justin, honey, Irving's a dog, he's our pet, 50 00:04:07,620 --> 00:04:08,965 he doesn't sit at the table. 51 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:11,310 - I wish I was a dog, he has a better deal. 52 00:04:11,344 --> 00:04:12,586 - [Wendy] How's that? 53 00:04:12,620 --> 00:04:14,965 - He has no homework, he can sleep all day, 54 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:16,827 and he can pee in the backyard. 55 00:04:16,862 --> 00:04:19,964 - Hey you don't do your homework, you sleep all day, 56 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:21,724 and I've seen you marking your territory. 57 00:04:21,757 --> 00:04:22,827 - Hey. 58 00:04:22,862 --> 00:04:23,793 - [Wendy] Justin you better not be going 59 00:04:23,827 --> 00:04:24,965 to the bathroom outside. 60 00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:26,965 - I'm sorry but when I gotta go, I gotta go. 61 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:30,551 The divorce is affecting me. 62 00:04:30,586 --> 00:04:34,827 - Okay, guys, look. 63 00:04:34,862 --> 00:04:39,000 I am so sorry at the way that things have worked out, okay? 64 00:04:39,034 --> 00:04:41,689 But your father and I, we had problems. 65 00:04:41,724 --> 00:04:45,379 - Well why didn't you try to work them out? 66 00:04:45,413 --> 00:04:49,103 - Because it wasn't gonna work out, all right? 67 00:04:49,137 --> 00:04:52,965 Now with that said, before we start, I would like 68 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:55,448 to share something with you. 69 00:04:55,482 --> 00:04:58,689 You know Dom, the manager at the grocery store? 70 00:04:58,724 --> 00:05:02,586 - Dom, the guy with the weird mustache? [laughing] 71 00:05:02,620 --> 00:05:07,172 - Yes, the guy with the, well him and I have been 72 00:05:07,206 --> 00:05:11,206 getting along really well lately and we have decided 73 00:05:11,241 --> 00:05:14,172 to start dating. [barking] 74 00:05:14,206 --> 00:05:18,931 - Dating? Aren't you too old to be dating? 75 00:05:18,965 --> 00:05:21,862 - I am not a milk carton, I don't have an expiration date. 76 00:05:21,896 --> 00:05:26,310 Besides I think it's time that he meets the two of you. 77 00:05:26,344 --> 00:05:29,724 So he's gonna be here on Friday. 78 00:05:29,758 --> 00:05:32,517 - Wait Dom, are you doing this to get free streaks? 79 00:05:32,551 --> 00:05:35,862 - No, I would never date a man to get free steaks. 80 00:05:35,896 --> 00:05:37,034 - Lobster? - No. 81 00:05:37,068 --> 00:05:38,482 - Discount on the wine section? 82 00:05:38,517 --> 00:05:41,655 - Amanda, cut that out. - Free cake? 83 00:05:41,689 --> 00:05:45,344 - I do like cake. [growling] 84 00:05:45,379 --> 00:05:48,793 No, he's a nice man, and he likes me, and I like him, 85 00:05:48,827 --> 00:05:51,793 and that's what adults do when they like each other. 86 00:05:51,827 --> 00:05:56,620 They date. - Great. 87 00:05:56,655 --> 00:06:02,448 - Now let's eat. - I lost my appetite. 88 00:06:02,482 --> 00:06:05,000 [whining] 89 00:06:05,034 --> 00:06:07,068 [doorbell rings] 90 00:06:07,103 --> 00:06:10,655 [upbeat instrumental music] 91 00:06:10,689 --> 00:06:12,103 [door opening] 92 00:06:12,137 --> 00:06:13,689 - Hi there. - Hi. 93 00:06:13,724 --> 00:06:15,068 Kids, this is Dom. 94 00:06:15,103 --> 00:06:16,517 [door closing] 95 00:06:16,551 --> 00:06:20,103 - Hi, I'm here for all your organic produce needs. 96 00:06:20,137 --> 00:06:22,655 We deliver too. 97 00:06:22,689 --> 00:06:27,000 - Dom Massey. Your name is ? 98 00:06:27,034 --> 00:06:29,793 - That's me, I'm an original [laughing] 99 00:06:29,827 --> 00:06:31,206 - How long have you been a 100 00:06:31,241 --> 00:06:32,931 - Ever since my dad named me. 101 00:06:32,965 --> 00:06:35,931 Actually I'm a little my father, 102 00:06:35,965 --> 00:06:38,793 he was a big Dom Massey. [laughing] 103 00:06:38,827 --> 00:06:41,137 - Okay, great, let's eat. - Yeah. 104 00:06:41,172 --> 00:06:45,655 [serene instrumental music] 105 00:06:45,689 --> 00:06:47,241 [growling] 106 00:06:47,275 --> 00:06:49,379 [serene instrumental music] 107 00:06:49,413 --> 00:06:51,655 - All righty, who's hungry? 108 00:06:51,689 --> 00:06:53,965 - Me. [laughing] - Great. 109 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:55,413 Sorry, I forgot the meatballs. 110 00:06:55,448 --> 00:06:58,344 [serene instrumental music] 111 00:06:58,379 --> 00:06:59,793 - Wow. - All right, guys. 112 00:06:59,827 --> 00:07:01,655 - Really nice spread. - Thank you. 113 00:07:01,689 --> 00:07:03,517 [serene instrumental music] 114 00:07:03,551 --> 00:07:04,931 [coughing] 115 00:07:04,965 --> 00:07:08,137 - [Wendy] Dig in, guys. [coughing] 116 00:07:08,172 --> 00:07:11,000 [serene instrumental music] 117 00:07:11,034 --> 00:07:12,448 [coughing] 118 00:07:12,482 --> 00:07:14,000 - Do you want a glass of water? 119 00:07:14,034 --> 00:07:16,275 - Please, thank you. - Thank you, Justin. 120 00:07:16,310 --> 00:07:18,793 [serene instrumental music] 121 00:07:18,827 --> 00:07:20,137 Are you okay? 122 00:07:20,172 --> 00:07:22,413 - Yeah, I just have this really terrible allergy to dogs, 123 00:07:22,448 --> 00:07:26,000 cats, birds, you name it. [laughing] 124 00:07:26,034 --> 00:07:30,413 Thank you. [coughing] 125 00:07:30,448 --> 00:07:32,000 - [Wendy] Would you like some meatballs? 126 00:07:32,034 --> 00:07:36,827 - Please, yeah. - Okay. [sneezing] 127 00:07:36,862 --> 00:07:40,034 [serene instrumental music] 128 00:07:40,068 --> 00:07:43,586 [sneezing] 129 00:07:43,620 --> 00:07:48,275 [coughing] 130 00:07:48,310 --> 00:07:53,034 - Sorry. Do you-- [sneezing] 131 00:07:53,068 --> 00:07:56,827 I'm sorry. [sneezing] 132 00:07:56,862 --> 00:08:00,172 Do you have a dog? [sneezing] 133 00:08:00,206 --> 00:08:03,896 [serene instrumental music] 134 00:08:03,931 --> 00:08:07,137 [gasping] 135 00:08:12,827 --> 00:08:16,517 - What? [siren sounds] 136 00:08:16,551 --> 00:08:19,896 - Well, sir, it looks like you're gonna live. 137 00:08:19,931 --> 00:08:22,896 - Oh good. You know what's really weird? 138 00:08:22,931 --> 00:08:25,172 I think I speak Japanese now. 139 00:08:25,206 --> 00:08:28,344 [Japanese spoken] 140 00:08:35,688 --> 00:08:39,620 - Bye, Dom. [door closing] 141 00:08:39,655 --> 00:08:41,172 - [Justin] Do you think we'll see him again? 142 00:08:41,206 --> 00:08:42,620 - Don't get smart with me. 143 00:08:42,655 --> 00:08:44,931 - But I am smart. - You tell him he's smart. 144 00:08:44,965 --> 00:08:46,172 - Did I ask you? 145 00:08:46,206 --> 00:08:47,689 - Mom, I don't know about Dom. 146 00:08:47,724 --> 00:08:51,034 I mean why would someone have a fake mustache? 147 00:08:51,068 --> 00:08:54,517 I mean fake hair, sure, but a fake mustache? 148 00:08:54,551 --> 00:08:57,172 - His mustache scares me, like clown scares me. 149 00:08:57,206 --> 00:08:58,620 - Okay, I know, all right? 150 00:08:58,655 --> 00:09:00,827 He wasn't the best choice, I got it. 151 00:09:00,862 --> 00:09:02,827 - And now he probably has brain damage. 152 00:09:02,862 --> 00:09:08,827 - Will you leave it alone, please? 153 00:09:08,862 --> 00:09:09,827 - [Man] This way! 154 00:09:09,862 --> 00:09:11,862 [dramatic instrumental music] 155 00:09:11,896 --> 00:09:13,103 Come on, come on. 156 00:09:13,137 --> 00:09:17,000 [dramatic instrumental music] 157 00:09:17,034 --> 00:09:18,379 Come on! 158 00:09:18,413 --> 00:09:20,000 - Please, what about Lita? 159 00:09:20,034 --> 00:09:21,172 - [Man] Come on! 160 00:09:21,206 --> 00:09:22,310 - Where are we going? - To the roof! 161 00:09:22,344 --> 00:09:25,103 - What are you doing? - Saving your soul. 162 00:09:25,137 --> 00:09:28,241 [dramatic instrumental music] 163 00:09:28,275 --> 00:09:30,275 - Good job, Irving. 164 00:09:30,310 --> 00:09:32,586 - Yeah, what a loser. 165 00:09:32,620 --> 00:09:35,310 Here's my card for all your produce needs. 166 00:09:35,344 --> 00:09:37,655 I'm 14, I don't need produce. 167 00:09:37,689 --> 00:09:39,103 - This is crazy. 168 00:09:39,137 --> 00:09:41,586 Can you believe mom was actually considering that doofus? 169 00:09:41,620 --> 00:09:45,000 - I know she doesn't want to be alone, but jeez. 170 00:09:45,034 --> 00:09:46,827 - And how 'bout that thing on his lip? 171 00:09:46,862 --> 00:09:48,137 It looks like a hamster. 172 00:09:48,172 --> 00:09:49,862 - Do you realize mom was actually considering 173 00:09:49,896 --> 00:09:52,310 having that guy live with us eventually? 174 00:09:52,344 --> 00:09:54,379 - Huh? - Don't you get it? 175 00:09:54,413 --> 00:09:56,275 She's trying to find a new dad for us. 176 00:09:56,310 --> 00:09:57,827 - We already have one. 177 00:09:57,862 --> 00:10:00,103 - I'm just saying that if she dates successfully, 178 00:10:00,137 --> 00:10:02,965 we're gonna have another Dom living here with us. 179 00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:05,965 - Forget that. We live here too. 180 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:07,965 - Yeah but what if she meets some guy 181 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:10,827 and gets all gaga over him? - Can't happen. 182 00:10:10,862 --> 00:10:12,413 - What? - Can't happen. 183 00:10:12,448 --> 00:10:15,103 She's 35 years old, all that love stuff is dried up 184 00:10:15,137 --> 00:10:17,655 by that time, scientific fact. 185 00:10:17,689 --> 00:10:19,172 - Really? 186 00:10:19,206 --> 00:10:20,586 - All she can do now is drive me to soccer games, 187 00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:23,379 get groceries, and yell at me. [sighing] 188 00:10:23,413 --> 00:10:25,379 - Justin, you're an idiot. 189 00:10:25,413 --> 00:10:30,172 The lovey-dovey stuff doesn't go away ever. 190 00:10:30,206 --> 00:10:36,000 - What are we doing up here? [screaming] 191 00:10:36,034 --> 00:10:38,172 - Get back. 192 00:10:38,206 --> 00:10:40,655 - We have to keep her from finding Mr. Right. 193 00:10:40,689 --> 00:10:42,103 - How do we do that? 194 00:10:42,137 --> 00:10:44,103 - You know what to do, don't you, Irving? 195 00:10:44,137 --> 00:10:46,241 - He's gonna eat them? - No. 196 00:10:46,275 --> 00:10:48,241 We're gonna stick together and run them off. 197 00:10:48,275 --> 00:10:49,689 - How do we do that? 198 00:10:49,724 --> 00:10:51,827 - [Amanda] We'll just be our obnoxious selves. 199 00:10:51,862 --> 00:10:53,241 - I can do that. 200 00:10:53,275 --> 00:10:55,379 - We're gonna make sure no one ever gets a second date. 201 00:10:55,413 --> 00:10:57,275 - Yeah! 202 00:10:57,310 --> 00:11:00,275 [growling] 203 00:11:00,310 --> 00:11:07,172 [serene instrumental music] 204 00:11:07,206 --> 00:11:10,448 - You said it was Dom Massey, like-- 205 00:11:10,482 --> 00:11:11,344 - Stop it. 206 00:11:11,379 --> 00:11:14,310 - Like Dom Mas-sey? - Charlene, stop. 207 00:11:14,344 --> 00:11:16,344 - I'm just saying, the first thing when you're 208 00:11:16,379 --> 00:11:19,896 looking for a man, he's gotta have a good solid name. 209 00:11:19,931 --> 00:11:21,344 - Anyways, you know what I need? 210 00:11:21,379 --> 00:11:25,172 I need a man like my old boyfriend Dave Sparks. 211 00:11:25,206 --> 00:11:27,344 - Dave Sparks, oh that's a good name. 212 00:11:27,379 --> 00:11:29,172 Was he your high school sweetheart? [laughing] 213 00:11:29,206 --> 00:11:31,448 - Oh yeah. God he was amazing. 214 00:11:31,482 --> 00:11:35,206 He was charming, and funny, and he was going places. 215 00:11:35,241 --> 00:11:38,310 - Wait, wait, wait, so why haven't you looked him up yet? 216 00:11:38,344 --> 00:11:40,724 - Because he's across the country, and he's probably 217 00:11:40,758 --> 00:11:45,068 some big C.E.O. of some big ol' company by now. 218 00:11:45,103 --> 00:11:46,724 [barking] 219 00:11:46,758 --> 00:11:49,758 [upbeat instrumental music] 220 00:12:21,413 --> 00:12:25,206 - David Sparks, it's past noon and you haven't 221 00:12:25,241 --> 00:12:28,379 got dressed yet? You are a loser. 222 00:12:28,413 --> 00:12:31,793 You look like you're going to a loser convention. 223 00:12:31,827 --> 00:12:33,344 - I'm not a loser. 224 00:12:33,379 --> 00:12:36,344 - David, darling, you are a loser. 225 00:12:36,379 --> 00:12:37,862 - Don't you think maybe you calling me a loser 226 00:12:37,896 --> 00:12:40,413 all these years had an effect on the way I turned out? 227 00:12:40,448 --> 00:12:43,068 - No, I told your sister she was stupid, 228 00:12:43,103 --> 00:12:44,793 she turned out okay. 229 00:12:44,827 --> 00:12:48,206 - She moved out at the age of 17 and changed her last name. 230 00:12:48,241 --> 00:12:50,413 - Well I can tell you that she's not having 231 00:12:50,448 --> 00:12:52,379 whipped cream for breakfast and wearing 232 00:12:52,413 --> 00:12:55,068 a bath robe at 2:00 in the afternoon. 233 00:12:55,103 --> 00:12:56,344 - Can we drop this, okay? 234 00:12:56,379 --> 00:12:59,482 - No, not until you do something with your life. 235 00:12:59,517 --> 00:13:01,275 Don't you have plans? 236 00:13:01,310 --> 00:13:03,827 - I have plans, I'm just in between ideas. 237 00:13:03,862 --> 00:13:08,000 - Ideas, oh I love your ideas. 238 00:13:08,034 --> 00:13:10,275 Kosher pork, that was a great one. 239 00:13:10,310 --> 00:13:15,000 Oh and singing waffles. - Oh that was great. 240 00:13:15,034 --> 00:13:17,275 Had the little microchip in it. 241 00:13:17,310 --> 00:13:21,000 - Your poor grandmother, she cut into a waffle 242 00:13:21,034 --> 00:13:23,344 and got electrocuted. [shocking] 243 00:13:23,379 --> 00:13:27,724 She still has the permanent surprised look on her face. 244 00:13:27,758 --> 00:13:30,137 - No, no, no, that was because of the bad face lift. 245 00:13:30,172 --> 00:13:31,862 - No, that was the waffle. 246 00:13:31,896 --> 00:13:33,551 - It was the face lift. - Waffle! 247 00:13:33,586 --> 00:13:34,724 - It was the face lift. 248 00:13:34,758 --> 00:13:38,137 - Oh, and let us not forget your brilliant invention, 249 00:13:38,172 --> 00:13:41,275 the mouthwash that brushes your teeth. 250 00:13:41,310 --> 00:13:44,758 - A few teeth fall out and everyone calls you a monster. 251 00:13:44,793 --> 00:13:48,275 - You know what, David? I know what you need. 252 00:13:48,310 --> 00:13:50,862 - Oh, really, and what's that? 253 00:13:50,896 --> 00:13:53,827 - You need a good woman. 254 00:13:53,862 --> 00:13:55,827 - I know where this is going. 255 00:13:55,862 --> 00:13:57,413 This is about Wendy, isn't it? 256 00:13:57,448 --> 00:13:59,310 - You should have married her, David. 257 00:13:59,344 --> 00:14:01,896 She would have straightened your butt out. 258 00:14:01,931 --> 00:14:04,137 - Mom, she was too goodie-gooodie. 259 00:14:04,172 --> 00:14:06,034 I like a woman with fire in her eyes. 260 00:14:06,068 --> 00:14:08,034 - Moron! 261 00:14:08,068 --> 00:14:10,827 - Look just stay out of my love life, okay? 262 00:14:10,862 --> 00:14:15,206 - Well somebody has to do something! 263 00:14:15,241 --> 00:14:17,793 - You think a woman is really gonna change my life? 264 00:14:17,827 --> 00:14:20,655 - You are late on your rent. 265 00:14:20,689 --> 00:14:23,034 - I can't believe you make your own son pay rent. 266 00:14:23,068 --> 00:14:25,655 - What was that? I don't speak loser. 267 00:14:25,689 --> 00:14:27,241 - I'll get your rent. 268 00:14:27,275 --> 00:14:31,344 - What are you gonna do, sell your blood, again? 269 00:14:31,379 --> 00:14:36,034 - No, I'm not gonna stoop that low. Again. 270 00:14:36,068 --> 00:14:39,206 [upbeat instrumental music] 271 00:14:52,379 --> 00:14:57,896 - Mr. Muffins, I got your favorite. 272 00:14:57,931 --> 00:15:00,655 Peanut butter and jelly sandwich. 273 00:15:05,379 --> 00:15:11,000 "I kidnapped your hamster, $20 gets him back." [gasping] 274 00:15:11,034 --> 00:15:12,586 Oh no, Mr. Muffins! 275 00:15:12,620 --> 00:15:15,620 [upbeat instrumental music] 276 00:15:24,724 --> 00:15:28,413 - Where's my dough? - Where's Mr. Muffins? 277 00:15:38,620 --> 00:15:43,655 - This is ridiculous. There's no money in hamsters. 278 00:15:43,689 --> 00:15:45,827 I gotta work my way up to cats. 279 00:15:45,862 --> 00:15:51,862 [serene instrumental music] 280 00:15:51,896 --> 00:15:55,517 [laughing] 281 00:15:55,551 --> 00:15:59,965 - Right? [laughing] 282 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:02,379 So my boy comes in three minutes late, 283 00:16:02,413 --> 00:16:03,965 and you know what she says to me? 284 00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:08,344 She says I have to take my kid to the doctor, wah, wah, wah. 285 00:16:08,379 --> 00:16:12,172 He's got a broken leg in three places, wah, wah, wah. 286 00:16:12,206 --> 00:16:15,448 She should've told him to buck up. I fired her butt. 287 00:16:15,482 --> 00:16:21,344 I love firing people, it makes me feel... alive. 288 00:16:22,758 --> 00:16:24,000 Ever fire anybody, kid? 289 00:16:24,034 --> 00:16:25,310 - No. 290 00:16:25,344 --> 00:16:27,000 - Well of course not, you're a kid. 291 00:16:27,034 --> 00:16:28,655 You're fire. [gasping] 292 00:16:28,689 --> 00:16:30,068 [growling] 293 00:16:30,103 --> 00:16:32,586 [serene instrumental music] 294 00:16:32,620 --> 00:16:36,000 [laughing] 295 00:16:36,034 --> 00:16:39,620 I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding. [laughing] 296 00:16:44,344 --> 00:16:48,310 - Oh my. 297 00:16:48,344 --> 00:16:50,448 Well I hope you saved room for dessert because 298 00:16:50,482 --> 00:16:54,758 the kids made some really wonderful chocolate cupcakes. 299 00:16:54,793 --> 00:16:57,620 - My favorite, how did you know? 300 00:16:57,655 --> 00:16:59,482 - More Ex-Lax. - Seriously? 301 00:16:59,517 --> 00:17:02,620 - Yeah, I've met Roy, this guy's an idiot. 302 00:17:02,655 --> 00:17:04,723 If they had kids, we'd have idiot sisters 303 00:17:04,758 --> 00:17:07,550 and idiot brothers. [farting] 304 00:17:07,586 --> 00:17:08,517 [laughing] 305 00:17:08,550 --> 00:17:11,792 That's the idea. [laughing] - All right! 306 00:17:11,827 --> 00:17:14,792 - Lucky guess. - Thank you. 307 00:17:14,827 --> 00:17:16,344 Would you like one? 308 00:17:16,378 --> 00:17:18,344 - No thanks. 309 00:17:18,378 --> 00:17:20,517 - How 'bout you? - No, I'm stuffed. 310 00:17:20,550 --> 00:17:22,655 - No thanks, I don't like sweets. 311 00:17:22,689 --> 00:17:23,827 - Well more for me. 312 00:17:23,862 --> 00:17:30,482 [serene instrumental music] 313 00:17:30,517 --> 00:17:32,655 Mmm, mmm, mmm. 314 00:17:32,689 --> 00:17:34,793 That was really fine eating. 315 00:17:34,827 --> 00:17:35,931 You ever have deer kabobs? 316 00:17:35,965 --> 00:17:38,344 - Oh goodness, I can't say that I have. 317 00:17:38,379 --> 00:17:44,103 - You haven't lived until you've had deer kabobs. [gurgling] 318 00:17:50,689 --> 00:17:51,827 - Are you okay? 319 00:17:51,862 --> 00:17:55,482 - Sure. Where's the facilities? 320 00:17:55,517 --> 00:17:57,931 - That way. [farting] 321 00:17:57,965 --> 00:18:02,517 [serene instrumental music] 322 00:18:02,551 --> 00:18:03,793 [door closing] 323 00:18:03,827 --> 00:18:07,586 [serene instrumental music] 324 00:18:07,620 --> 00:18:11,896 [farting] 325 00:18:11,931 --> 00:18:15,758 - [Roy] Oh my [yelling] 326 00:18:15,793 --> 00:18:17,551 What's happening to me? 327 00:18:17,586 --> 00:18:23,689 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. [yelling] 328 00:18:23,724 --> 00:18:25,724 There's a pain inside of me. 329 00:18:25,758 --> 00:18:30,172 [serene instrumental music] 330 00:18:30,206 --> 00:18:32,896 - Mmm. [laughing] 331 00:18:32,931 --> 00:18:38,689 Mmm, mmm. [laughing] 332 00:18:38,724 --> 00:18:44,689 Mm-hmm. Mmm, mmm. 333 00:18:44,724 --> 00:18:48,034 Well that lunch was wonderful. [laughing] 334 00:18:48,068 --> 00:18:49,620 - Thank you. 335 00:18:49,655 --> 00:18:52,000 - Oh and I must say, your kids are very impressive. 336 00:18:52,034 --> 00:18:54,034 - Thank you. - Thanks. 337 00:18:54,068 --> 00:18:55,482 - Nice meeting you. 338 00:18:55,517 --> 00:18:57,758 - Oh hey, I just remembered, Sir Kay Day So-De-Al 339 00:18:57,793 --> 00:19:01,172 is in town, why don't I get us all tickets? 340 00:19:01,206 --> 00:19:05,482 - Yeah, that sounds awesome, right? 341 00:19:05,517 --> 00:19:08,172 - Yeah. [laughing] 342 00:19:08,206 --> 00:19:10,793 - [Wendy] Great. 343 00:19:10,827 --> 00:19:12,379 - Okay, bye, guys. - See ya. 344 00:19:12,413 --> 00:19:14,103 [upbeat instrumental music] 345 00:19:14,137 --> 00:19:15,758 [growling] 346 00:19:15,793 --> 00:19:21,758 [upbeat instrumental music] 347 00:19:21,793 --> 00:19:23,827 [phone ringing] 348 00:19:23,862 --> 00:19:26,896 [upbeat instrumental music] 349 00:19:26,931 --> 00:19:29,206 [engine starting] 350 00:19:29,241 --> 00:19:31,172 - Bye. - Bye. 351 00:19:31,206 --> 00:19:32,241 - [Justin] Go, boy. 352 00:19:32,275 --> 00:19:35,620 [upbeat instrumental music] 353 00:19:35,655 --> 00:19:36,758 Stop! [yelling] 354 00:19:36,793 --> 00:19:38,896 [whimpering] 355 00:19:38,931 --> 00:19:41,310 You injured our dog. - You monster. 356 00:19:41,344 --> 00:19:43,172 [whimpering] 357 00:19:43,206 --> 00:19:45,896 What have you done? - You hurt Irving. 358 00:19:45,931 --> 00:19:46,827 - [Amanda] You monster. 359 00:19:46,862 --> 00:19:48,068 - I didn't mean to, honest. 360 00:19:48,103 --> 00:19:49,965 - Irving was my mom's best friend. 361 00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:52,482 She's gonna hound you to the ends of 362 00:19:52,517 --> 00:19:54,620 [growling] 363 00:19:54,655 --> 00:19:57,827 - Why did this have to happen? You're a dog killer. 364 00:19:57,862 --> 00:19:59,379 - How could you do this? 365 00:19:59,413 --> 00:20:02,034 Irving was the kindest creature on the planet. 366 00:20:02,068 --> 00:20:03,896 - [Justin] He'll never play fetch again. 367 00:20:03,931 --> 00:20:05,655 - [Amanda] You should pay for the funeral, 368 00:20:05,689 --> 00:20:06,965 but I know you won't. 369 00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:08,931 [upbeat instrumental music] 370 00:20:08,965 --> 00:20:10,758 - Here, here, here, take it, take it, take it. 371 00:20:10,793 --> 00:20:13,275 Look, I gotta go, okay? 372 00:20:13,310 --> 00:20:14,620 - [Justin] Monster. 373 00:20:14,655 --> 00:20:18,068 - My mom's gonna find you and it's not gonna be pretty. 374 00:20:18,103 --> 00:20:20,482 - Yeah, Mister, you better watch it. 375 00:20:20,517 --> 00:20:22,103 [growling] 376 00:20:22,137 --> 00:20:23,758 [tires squealing] 377 00:20:23,793 --> 00:20:25,482 [barking] 378 00:20:25,517 --> 00:20:27,482 Sweet. - I know. 379 00:20:27,517 --> 00:20:30,793 Hey, I want my cut. - Irving wants his cut too. 380 00:20:30,827 --> 00:20:32,034 [laughing] 381 00:20:32,068 --> 00:20:35,206 [serene instrumental music] 382 00:20:39,827 --> 00:20:43,620 - So how was Larry? 383 00:20:43,655 --> 00:20:45,586 - Larry was great. 384 00:20:45,620 --> 00:20:46,620 - [Charlene] Yeah? 385 00:20:46,655 --> 00:20:49,965 - Except I can't seem to get him on the phone. 386 00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:51,620 I thought I saw him the other day. 387 00:20:51,655 --> 00:20:54,896 [serene instrumental music] 388 00:20:54,931 --> 00:20:56,344 [groaning] 389 00:20:56,379 --> 00:20:57,758 - Really? 390 00:20:57,793 --> 00:20:59,379 - [Wendy] Guess he's just not that interested. 391 00:20:59,413 --> 00:21:02,068 - Well I will say, I'm really happy the whole Roy thing 392 00:21:02,103 --> 00:21:03,827 didn't work out. [laughing] 393 00:21:03,862 --> 00:21:05,034 - Why? 394 00:21:05,068 --> 00:21:08,379 - Because he fired me twice. - Twice? 395 00:21:08,413 --> 00:21:11,413 - Yeah, girl, and the second time he wasn't even my boss. 396 00:21:11,448 --> 00:21:12,689 Like what? 397 00:21:12,724 --> 00:21:15,275 How do you, how does that, I don't get it. [laughing] 398 00:21:15,310 --> 00:21:17,137 Oh you go in that bathroom yet? 399 00:21:17,172 --> 00:21:19,862 - No, hazmat team says I have at least three days 400 00:21:19,896 --> 00:21:22,689 before I can get in there. - For real? 401 00:21:22,724 --> 00:21:25,241 See, never ever mess with a woman's bathroom 402 00:21:25,275 --> 00:21:27,965 on the first date. - Amen to that. 403 00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:29,586 - [Charlene] Who does that? 404 00:21:29,620 --> 00:21:31,172 - [Wendy] All right, what do you think? 405 00:21:31,206 --> 00:21:33,000 - Tie it up. - Like this? 406 00:21:33,034 --> 00:21:34,586 - Booty's on point. 407 00:21:34,620 --> 00:21:36,689 - Oh hi, honey. - Oh. 408 00:21:36,724 --> 00:21:38,689 - Mom, don't forget to pick up a lottery ticket. 409 00:21:38,724 --> 00:21:41,517 - That's right, I have to go to the market later. 410 00:21:41,551 --> 00:21:42,551 - Market, got it. 411 00:21:42,586 --> 00:21:44,965 - Nice dress, new date? 412 00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:46,413 - You don't want me to meet somebody. 413 00:21:46,448 --> 00:21:50,241 - I love your dates, they're hilarious. 414 00:21:50,275 --> 00:21:51,827 - [Wendy] You see how she treats me? 415 00:21:51,862 --> 00:21:54,000 - Well, girl, just wait 'til she's 16. 416 00:21:54,034 --> 00:21:56,586 - Yeah. - Forget about it. 417 00:21:56,620 --> 00:21:58,620 - [Amanda] Whatever. 418 00:22:05,931 --> 00:22:08,000 [door closing] 419 00:22:08,034 --> 00:22:10,310 [birds singing] 420 00:22:10,344 --> 00:22:13,482 [upbeat instrumental music] 421 00:22:17,689 --> 00:22:19,655 - Justin, hurry up, it's on. 422 00:22:19,689 --> 00:22:20,862 - [Justin] Big deal, do you know what the 423 00:22:20,896 --> 00:22:22,448 odds are of winning? 424 00:22:22,482 --> 00:22:24,931 You'd have a better chance of getting hit by a meteor. 425 00:22:24,965 --> 00:22:26,724 - Can't win if you don't play. 426 00:22:26,758 --> 00:22:28,172 - Yeah, yeah. 427 00:22:28,206 --> 00:22:31,310 - No I don't wanna date Henry, he still has acne. 428 00:22:31,344 --> 00:22:33,310 His face looks like a Drake's coffee cake. 429 00:22:33,344 --> 00:22:36,758 [upbeat instrumental music] 430 00:22:36,793 --> 00:22:39,724 No, he has a goiter. 431 00:22:39,758 --> 00:22:42,000 - [Announcer] Okay, here are the winning numbers-- 432 00:22:42,034 --> 00:22:43,310 - Get the ticket. 433 00:22:43,344 --> 00:22:44,517 - [Announcer] For this week's lottery. [laughing] 434 00:22:44,551 --> 00:22:46,172 - Goiter, that when your neck looks like it's 435 00:22:46,206 --> 00:22:47,862 trying to swallow a cat. 436 00:22:47,896 --> 00:22:51,448 I don't know why he doesn't just pop it like a zit. 437 00:22:51,482 --> 00:22:52,344 [laughing] 438 00:22:52,379 --> 00:22:53,655 Yes, I like a little eye candy. 439 00:22:53,689 --> 00:23:01,000 - [Announcer] 34, 28, seven, nine, and... 47. 440 00:23:01,034 --> 00:23:03,482 - What? - What? 441 00:23:03,517 --> 00:23:06,241 Mom! Mom! - What? 442 00:23:06,275 --> 00:23:08,931 - We won the lottery. - That's ridiculous. 443 00:23:08,965 --> 00:23:10,517 - [Announcer] And there you have it, folks. 444 00:23:10,551 --> 00:23:13,931 We hope there's a big lucky winner out there this week. 445 00:23:13,965 --> 00:23:18,344 - We won the lottery! [laughing] 446 00:23:18,379 --> 00:23:24,000 We won the lottery. [laughing] 447 00:23:24,034 --> 00:23:27,172 [upbeat instrumental music] 448 00:23:38,965 --> 00:23:42,000 - You never cease to disgust me. 449 00:23:42,034 --> 00:23:43,793 - Love you too, Mom. 450 00:23:43,827 --> 00:23:45,655 - Oh my God. - What? 451 00:23:45,689 --> 00:23:48,068 - What's in your hair? - What, what is it? 452 00:23:48,103 --> 00:23:52,655 - You have candy in your hair. - What kind? 453 00:23:52,689 --> 00:23:54,965 - I don't know, candy. 454 00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:57,517 - Oh. Ooh. 455 00:23:57,551 --> 00:24:01,827 - Don't you dare eat-- - I have to. 456 00:24:01,862 --> 00:24:05,862 - Oh God. Well that's handy. 457 00:24:05,896 --> 00:24:09,551 What else do you have stored up there, a meatball sub? 458 00:24:09,586 --> 00:24:13,137 - No but that's a good idea. [sighing] 459 00:24:13,172 --> 00:24:17,413 - What is this crap? - The news. 460 00:24:17,448 --> 00:24:20,137 - We're here at the home of Wendy Fisher, 461 00:24:20,172 --> 00:24:23,000 the latest lottery winner. [laughing] 462 00:24:23,034 --> 00:24:26,310 - Hey, isn't that Wendy? 463 00:24:26,344 --> 00:24:29,275 - Yeah, that's funny we were just talking about her. 464 00:24:29,310 --> 00:24:34,172 - Look at her nice house, a couple of kids. 465 00:24:34,206 --> 00:24:35,896 I bet if she'd married you, they'd have turned out 466 00:24:35,931 --> 00:24:39,344 to be losers like you. - I heard that, Mom. 467 00:24:39,379 --> 00:24:41,482 - You were meant to hear it. 468 00:24:41,517 --> 00:24:44,000 - Congratulations, how do you feel? 469 00:24:44,034 --> 00:24:47,172 - Oh, stupendous. 470 00:24:47,206 --> 00:24:49,827 That's silly, no, I feel really wonderful 471 00:24:49,862 --> 00:24:54,275 and we're so grateful and surprised. 472 00:24:54,310 --> 00:25:00,000 It's just been a rough year, a divorce and lonely. 473 00:25:03,724 --> 00:25:04,689 - Take my car. 474 00:25:04,724 --> 00:25:06,793 [upbeat instrumental music] 475 00:25:06,827 --> 00:25:09,482 And take a bath for God sakes, you smell like 476 00:25:09,517 --> 00:25:11,103 your grandmother's feet. 477 00:25:11,137 --> 00:25:14,103 [upbeat instrumental music] 478 00:25:14,137 --> 00:25:19,241 [cash register opening] 479 00:25:19,275 --> 00:25:25,655 [upbeat instrumental music] 480 00:25:25,689 --> 00:25:27,344 [laughing] 481 00:25:27,379 --> 00:25:29,827 - [Wendy] Okay, thank you, thank you. 482 00:25:29,862 --> 00:25:31,172 - [Dave] Jackpot. 483 00:25:31,206 --> 00:25:33,068 - [Wendy] Gonna be single forever. You're a good friend. 484 00:25:33,103 --> 00:25:34,896 [laughing] 485 00:25:34,931 --> 00:25:37,482 [door opening] 486 00:25:37,517 --> 00:25:39,482 [door closing] 487 00:25:39,517 --> 00:25:46,068 - Yeah I don't know. Yeah, so, you know? 488 00:25:46,103 --> 00:25:49,758 Oh my God, oh my God, Charlene, I gotta go, I gotta go. 489 00:25:49,793 --> 00:25:51,344 Dave? 490 00:25:51,379 --> 00:25:53,241 - Wendy? 491 00:25:53,275 --> 00:25:56,103 - Dave Sparks? - Wow, hi. 492 00:25:56,137 --> 00:25:57,620 - What are you doing here? 493 00:25:57,655 --> 00:26:01,103 - Oh I'm just taking a jog, I like to stay in shape. 494 00:26:01,137 --> 00:26:03,172 - Oh my gosh, I just live right around the corner. 495 00:26:03,206 --> 00:26:04,758 Do you live in this neighborhood? 496 00:26:04,793 --> 00:26:07,448 - Oh no, no, just jogging through. [laughing] 497 00:26:07,482 --> 00:26:09,103 [barking] 498 00:26:09,137 --> 00:26:11,517 - Sorry, so sorry, he's normally really friendly. 499 00:26:11,551 --> 00:26:12,965 I'm sorry. Stop it. 500 00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:15,448 - It's okay, yeah, no, he's just trying to protect you. 501 00:26:15,482 --> 00:26:16,827 [laughing] 502 00:26:16,862 --> 00:26:21,241 So wow, I mean you're a sight for sore eyes. [laughing] 503 00:26:21,275 --> 00:26:23,827 - Man, well what have you been doing? Have you been busy? 504 00:26:23,862 --> 00:26:26,172 - Oh yeah. [laughing] 505 00:26:26,206 --> 00:26:27,241 - Raising kids? 506 00:26:27,275 --> 00:26:30,448 - Oh, I'm not that blessed. [laughing] 507 00:26:30,482 --> 00:26:34,275 - So did you ever marry, what was her name, Jacie? 508 00:26:34,310 --> 00:26:37,000 - No but she's doing 15 years for armed robbery. 509 00:26:37,034 --> 00:26:40,827 - Oh. So no? - No. [laughing] 510 00:26:40,862 --> 00:26:42,241 - [Wendy] Armed robbery? 511 00:26:42,275 --> 00:26:44,241 - Yeah, I thought she was standing me up for a date, 512 00:26:44,275 --> 00:26:46,413 turns out she's getting arrested. 513 00:26:46,448 --> 00:26:48,724 - So Dave Sparks is single. 514 00:26:48,758 --> 00:26:51,517 - Yeah, you know, I've just been too busy to get married. 515 00:26:51,551 --> 00:26:53,137 I feel like I've missed out really. 516 00:26:53,172 --> 00:26:56,103 - Oh. - What about you? 517 00:26:56,137 --> 00:26:57,586 - Divorced. 518 00:26:57,620 --> 00:27:01,103 - Oh what a shame. - No. 519 00:27:01,137 --> 00:27:04,965 We should get together. - What, really? 520 00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:06,344 - Yeah, I mean unless if you don't want to, 521 00:27:06,379 --> 00:27:08,896 .I totally understand. - No, I would love that. 522 00:27:08,931 --> 00:27:10,344 - Really? - I'll take you out. 523 00:27:10,379 --> 00:27:12,310 Let me get your number. 524 00:27:12,344 --> 00:27:15,172 - Okay here, I'll just. [laughing] 525 00:27:15,206 --> 00:27:19,344 I'm sorry. [phone dialing] 526 00:27:19,379 --> 00:27:22,862 There ya go. - Got it. 527 00:27:22,896 --> 00:27:24,000 [growling] 528 00:27:24,034 --> 00:27:25,620 - Call me tonight. - I will. 529 00:27:25,655 --> 00:27:27,724 - Awesome. Oh my God, it's so good to see you. 530 00:27:27,758 --> 00:27:29,034 - Great seeing you too. 531 00:27:29,068 --> 00:27:30,724 - Okay, I'll talk to you soon. 532 00:27:30,758 --> 00:27:33,310 - Looking forward to it. - Bye. 533 00:27:33,344 --> 00:27:34,172 [barking] 534 00:27:34,206 --> 00:27:37,068 [upbeat instrumental music] 535 00:27:37,103 --> 00:27:38,896 [cash register opening] 536 00:27:38,931 --> 00:27:42,068 [upbeat instrumental music] 537 00:27:49,827 --> 00:27:53,862 [knocking] 538 00:27:53,896 --> 00:27:56,206 - Hi, can I help you? 539 00:27:56,241 --> 00:27:58,068 - Just wanted to let you know that somebody was letting 540 00:27:58,103 --> 00:28:01,310 all the air out of the tires in the parking lot. 541 00:28:01,344 --> 00:28:02,862 I just wanted to report it. 542 00:28:02,896 --> 00:28:09,241 [upbeat instrumental music] 543 00:28:09,275 --> 00:28:13,379 Ah, room 13, no one's gonna rent out that room. 544 00:28:13,413 --> 00:28:20,482 [upbeat instrumental music] 545 00:28:20,517 --> 00:28:23,068 Ah. 546 00:28:23,103 --> 00:28:27,413 This is the life. 547 00:28:27,448 --> 00:28:29,137 [barking] 548 00:28:29,172 --> 00:28:34,344 [upbeat instrumental music] 549 00:28:34,379 --> 00:28:36,275 - So he just showed up? 550 00:28:36,310 --> 00:28:39,655 - Yep, my high school sweetheart. [laughing] 551 00:28:39,689 --> 00:28:41,517 Can you believe that? 552 00:28:41,551 --> 00:28:44,137 - I think he might have saw you on TV 553 00:28:44,172 --> 00:28:45,931 winning all of that money. 554 00:28:45,965 --> 00:28:47,931 - No he was out of the country, he just flew 555 00:28:47,965 --> 00:28:50,241 back in from China. 556 00:28:50,275 --> 00:28:51,827 - Maybe it is meant to be. 557 00:28:51,862 --> 00:28:53,206 - What? 558 00:28:53,241 --> 00:28:54,827 - I mean you wished for him to come back in your life 559 00:28:54,862 --> 00:28:59,068 and here he is. [laughing] 560 00:28:59,103 --> 00:29:00,655 - You know, I think so. 561 00:29:00,689 --> 00:29:03,655 - I think you are on a lucky streak, girl. [laughing] 562 00:29:03,689 --> 00:29:04,655 - Good. 563 00:29:04,689 --> 00:29:06,689 [upbeat instrumental music] 564 00:29:06,724 --> 00:29:08,827 - Justin, we've got a problem. 565 00:29:08,862 --> 00:29:10,137 - What now? 566 00:29:10,172 --> 00:29:12,413 - [Amanda] Mom found her high school sweetheart. 567 00:29:12,448 --> 00:29:15,137 - Oh crap. - Yeah, oh crap. 568 00:29:15,172 --> 00:29:16,275 - What do we do? 569 00:29:16,310 --> 00:29:18,827 - We have to call in a pro. - You mean? 570 00:29:18,862 --> 00:29:22,000 - Violet Zander. - Violet Zander? 571 00:29:22,034 --> 00:29:24,310 She's the most awesomest prankster in school. 572 00:29:24,344 --> 00:29:26,310 She parked the principal's V.W. in the office, 573 00:29:26,344 --> 00:29:28,275 no one knows how she did it. 574 00:29:28,310 --> 00:29:29,896 - We have to amp up our game. 575 00:29:29,931 --> 00:29:31,620 - Will she help us? - Yeah. 576 00:29:31,655 --> 00:29:34,551 Back in April, she pulled a big prank at school. 577 00:29:34,586 --> 00:29:36,413 She changed all the whipped cream to shaving cream 578 00:29:36,448 --> 00:29:40,000 in the banana cream pies, she was facing expulsion, 579 00:29:40,034 --> 00:29:42,172 but I took the blame for her, she owes me. 580 00:29:42,206 --> 00:29:43,413 - Make the call. 581 00:29:43,448 --> 00:29:48,413 [dramatic instrumental music] 582 00:29:48,448 --> 00:29:50,034 [phone ringing] 583 00:29:50,068 --> 00:29:53,413 [dramatic instrumental music] 584 00:29:53,448 --> 00:29:54,551 - Hello? 585 00:29:54,586 --> 00:29:57,000 - Wendy. - Dave. 586 00:29:57,034 --> 00:29:58,172 Hi. 587 00:29:58,206 --> 00:30:00,413 - It was so good seeing you the other day. 588 00:30:00,448 --> 00:30:04,172 - Yeah it was, it was really nice. 589 00:30:04,206 --> 00:30:06,275 - You know, we should go out. 590 00:30:06,310 --> 00:30:09,689 - I would love that. 591 00:30:09,724 --> 00:30:13,586 [opera singing] 592 00:30:13,620 --> 00:30:16,344 Is that, singing? 593 00:30:16,379 --> 00:30:19,172 - Oh I'm at one of those Italian restaurants 594 00:30:19,206 --> 00:30:20,413 with the singing waiters. 595 00:30:20,448 --> 00:30:22,896 - Oh, are you with someone? 596 00:30:22,931 --> 00:30:25,275 - Alas, no. 597 00:30:25,310 --> 00:30:27,551 A bunch of couples staring at the lonely sad guy 598 00:30:27,586 --> 00:30:30,275 in the corner. [laughing] 599 00:30:30,310 --> 00:30:32,620 - Well you will not be lonely tomorrow. 600 00:30:32,655 --> 00:30:33,896 - Why's that? 601 00:30:33,931 --> 00:30:36,862 - Well I mean we're going out, aren't we? 602 00:30:36,896 --> 00:30:39,724 - Oh yeah, you bet. 603 00:30:39,758 --> 00:30:43,448 - But, Dave, one thing. - what? 604 00:30:43,482 --> 00:30:45,310 - Not that Italian restaurant, okay? 605 00:30:45,344 --> 00:30:48,000 Because that guy singing, he sucks. [laughing] 606 00:30:48,034 --> 00:30:50,413 - You got it. [laughing] 607 00:30:50,448 --> 00:30:54,448 - Great. Well bye. 608 00:31:00,448 --> 00:31:03,448 [humming] 609 00:31:08,413 --> 00:31:09,172 - Hmm? 610 00:31:09,206 --> 00:31:14,344 [dramatic instrumental music] 611 00:31:14,379 --> 00:31:18,620 - [Amanda] Keep a look out for mom, Irving. [door closing] 612 00:31:18,655 --> 00:31:20,241 - What's up with that? 613 00:31:20,275 --> 00:31:21,344 - Well-- 614 00:31:21,379 --> 00:31:23,379 - Your mom kinda banned me from the house. 615 00:31:23,413 --> 00:31:24,620 - What'd you do? 616 00:31:24,655 --> 00:31:25,655 - I set fire to her garden. 617 00:31:25,689 --> 00:31:26,793 - That was you? 618 00:31:26,827 --> 00:31:28,344 - Yeah, it was really cool. 619 00:31:28,379 --> 00:31:30,482 I build this magnifying glass about six-feet tall, 620 00:31:30,517 --> 00:31:32,827 aimed it at the sun, and boom those begonias went out 621 00:31:32,862 --> 00:31:34,068 in a flash. 622 00:31:34,103 --> 00:31:35,758 - I'm honored to be at your presence. 623 00:31:35,793 --> 00:31:38,103 - All right, here's the deal, mom's old boyfriend's 624 00:31:38,137 --> 00:31:40,482 in town, and we need to keep him out of the picture. 625 00:31:40,517 --> 00:31:42,344 - She in love with this guy? - Yeah. 626 00:31:42,379 --> 00:31:44,655 - That's bad, that's very, very bad. 627 00:31:44,689 --> 00:31:46,241 - Any ideas? 628 00:31:46,275 --> 00:31:47,758 - Well we can't break any state laws so let's stick 629 00:31:47,793 --> 00:31:50,379 with the tried and true. 630 00:31:50,413 --> 00:31:53,482 [dramatic instrumental music] 631 00:31:53,517 --> 00:31:55,758 - What's that? - A Peruvian death pepper. 632 00:31:55,793 --> 00:31:57,482 Hottest pepper known to man. 633 00:31:57,517 --> 00:31:59,344 Guaranteed to drive any man away. 634 00:31:59,379 --> 00:32:01,034 Put this in his food and he'll think your mom 635 00:32:01,068 --> 00:32:02,758 is the worst cook on the planet. 636 00:32:02,793 --> 00:32:04,620 - Cool. 637 00:32:04,655 --> 00:32:07,413 - Or maybe the ghost in the house routine. 638 00:32:07,448 --> 00:32:09,965 Yeah, well that will require some reading but you have 639 00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:12,517 to convince him that a demon lives in here. 640 00:32:12,551 --> 00:32:14,000 - You can do that? 641 00:32:14,034 --> 00:32:16,172 - Who do you think designs the Universal Theme Park 642 00:32:16,206 --> 00:32:18,000 Horror Nights? - You? 643 00:32:18,034 --> 00:32:20,655 - They know talent when they see it, but it's all 644 00:32:20,689 --> 00:32:23,413 on the down-low. - Yeah right. 645 00:32:23,448 --> 00:32:25,586 - Look, guys, I think you guys have the biggest weapon 646 00:32:25,620 --> 00:32:27,862 of all at your disposal right here. 647 00:32:27,896 --> 00:32:29,965 - What? - Irving. 648 00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:32,000 - Irving? - Yeah. 649 00:32:32,034 --> 00:32:33,689 If a guy likes a girl, and the girl has a pet, 650 00:32:33,724 --> 00:32:36,586 the guy has to like the pet or the guy is out. 651 00:32:36,620 --> 00:32:38,689 - What? 652 00:32:38,724 --> 00:32:41,000 - If the chic thinks that this guy doesn't like her dog, 653 00:32:41,034 --> 00:32:42,413 she'll think something's wrong with him. 654 00:32:42,448 --> 00:32:46,862 - So Irving has to hate him? - Right. 655 00:32:46,896 --> 00:32:49,310 - Don't worry, guys, we'll get rid of this creep in no time. 656 00:32:49,344 --> 00:32:52,586 [dramatic instrumental music] 657 00:32:52,620 --> 00:32:54,103 - Hmm? [barking] 658 00:32:54,137 --> 00:32:56,379 - It's mom. - Irving, move it. 659 00:32:56,413 --> 00:32:59,551 [dramatic instrumental music] 660 00:32:59,586 --> 00:33:00,965 [door opening] 661 00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:02,551 What's going on in here? 662 00:33:02,586 --> 00:33:04,586 - Nothing. 663 00:33:04,620 --> 00:33:07,172 - I smell perfume. 664 00:33:07,206 --> 00:33:09,344 - Really, Mom, I mean really, why would I 665 00:33:09,379 --> 00:33:12,448 be wearing perfume? I'm insulted. 666 00:33:12,482 --> 00:33:17,758 - I know that smell. It's called ambush. 667 00:33:17,793 --> 00:33:21,586 I got my eye on you two. 668 00:33:21,620 --> 00:33:23,586 - Why would you think I was wearing perfume? 669 00:33:23,620 --> 00:33:26,448 - Well you did use mom's bra as a hat when you were three. 670 00:33:26,482 --> 00:33:29,724 - Will you drop that? It always goes back to the bra. 671 00:33:29,758 --> 00:33:34,655 I was three and my head was cold, let it go. 672 00:33:34,689 --> 00:33:38,310 - Justin? He's so sensitive. 673 00:33:38,344 --> 00:33:41,482 - Yeah, it's cool, makes him easy to torture. [laughing] 674 00:33:41,517 --> 00:33:43,517 - Okay, Amanda, I am going to brunch tomorrow 675 00:33:43,551 --> 00:33:46,206 and I'm gonna need you to babysit. 676 00:33:46,241 --> 00:33:48,724 - Going out? With who? 677 00:33:48,758 --> 00:33:51,586 - My old high school flame. 678 00:33:51,620 --> 00:33:52,862 - Where are you going? 679 00:33:52,896 --> 00:33:55,586 - I don't know, he's gonna surprise me. 680 00:33:55,620 --> 00:33:58,620 [upbeat instrumental music] 681 00:34:40,413 --> 00:34:42,344 - I know, best Italian in town. 682 00:34:42,379 --> 00:34:44,551 - How's everything here, folks? Anything else? 683 00:34:44,585 --> 00:34:45,965 - Nah, just the check, thank you. 684 00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:47,275 - Have a great day. 685 00:34:47,310 --> 00:34:49,793 - Uh-uh, that is not very lady like. 686 00:34:49,827 --> 00:34:52,655 - We are splitting this bill. - Absolutely not. 687 00:34:52,688 --> 00:34:54,413 - This is too big, we're splitting that. 688 00:34:54,447 --> 00:34:59,241 - No. Do you think I care about that? 689 00:34:59,275 --> 00:35:01,344 Besides I'm a regular. [laughing] 690 00:35:01,379 --> 00:35:05,862 No, it's true. Brunches, dinners, soirees. [laughing] 691 00:35:05,896 --> 00:35:08,275 I have an account. - An account? 692 00:35:08,310 --> 00:35:09,413 - Yeah, all important customers 693 00:35:09,448 --> 00:35:11,586 have accounts at restaurants. 694 00:35:11,620 --> 00:35:14,000 - Well that's impressive. 695 00:35:14,034 --> 00:35:16,034 - Would you like to meet the chef? 696 00:35:16,068 --> 00:35:17,344 - We can meet the chef? 697 00:35:17,379 --> 00:35:19,724 - Oh, absolutely, he's amazing and he loves it 698 00:35:19,758 --> 00:35:21,758 when people compliment his work. 699 00:35:21,793 --> 00:35:24,758 - I would love to meet the chef. 700 00:35:24,793 --> 00:35:26,551 - Another amazing meal. 701 00:35:26,586 --> 00:35:29,724 You are a genius, let me shake your hand. 702 00:35:29,758 --> 00:35:31,827 - Thank you. - Thank you so much. 703 00:35:31,862 --> 00:35:33,551 - Amazing kitchen, cleanest in town. 704 00:35:33,586 --> 00:35:37,862 Come on, we need to go. Thank you again. 705 00:35:37,896 --> 00:35:39,034 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 706 00:35:39,068 --> 00:35:42,206 [dramatic instrumental music] 707 00:36:01,862 --> 00:36:03,827 [Spanish spoken] 708 00:36:03,862 --> 00:36:07,068 [serene instrumental music] 709 00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:13,758 - [Justin] If they kiss, I'm gonna hurl. 710 00:36:13,793 --> 00:36:15,896 [serene instrumental music] 711 00:36:15,931 --> 00:36:17,034 - We've gotta think of something. 712 00:36:17,068 --> 00:36:21,758 - But what? - Violet, what did she say? 713 00:36:21,793 --> 00:36:23,172 - It's all about the dog. 714 00:36:23,206 --> 00:36:25,758 - Irving. - Come here, boy. 715 00:36:25,793 --> 00:36:27,344 Irving, get him. 716 00:36:27,379 --> 00:36:32,103 [growling] 717 00:36:32,137 --> 00:36:33,758 - Irving, no, bad dog. 718 00:36:33,793 --> 00:36:37,655 - [Dave] Get him off me. [groaning] 719 00:36:37,689 --> 00:36:38,896 Get him off me. 720 00:36:38,931 --> 00:36:44,758 - Irving, bad dog, get inside. [groaning] 721 00:36:44,793 --> 00:36:46,620 Bad dog, bad dog, I'm so disappointed in you. 722 00:36:46,655 --> 00:36:48,758 Irving bad dog. I'm so sorry, oh my gosh. 723 00:36:48,793 --> 00:36:50,620 Are you hurt? [barking] 724 00:36:50,655 --> 00:36:52,896 [upbeat instrumental music] 725 00:36:52,931 --> 00:36:56,620 - Do I look hurt? [laughing] 726 00:36:56,655 --> 00:36:57,827 Right as rain, think it's the first time 727 00:36:57,862 --> 00:36:59,103 a dog knocked me down? 728 00:36:59,137 --> 00:37:00,758 - Yeah you have a little something-- 729 00:37:00,793 --> 00:37:02,379 - I don't follow. 730 00:37:02,413 --> 00:37:03,655 - Just a little something-- 731 00:37:03,689 --> 00:37:09,689 - I'm Amanda, pretty daring fashion choice. 732 00:37:09,724 --> 00:37:13,793 - I think this is yours. 733 00:37:15,517 --> 00:37:18,206 - Yeah, terrible. 734 00:37:18,241 --> 00:37:21,344 - You know I'm gonna go. 735 00:37:21,379 --> 00:37:24,344 - Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry. Can I see you again? 736 00:37:24,379 --> 00:37:26,793 - Wild horses wouldn't stop me. 737 00:37:26,827 --> 00:37:27,931 - Okay, call me. 738 00:37:27,965 --> 00:37:29,896 [upbeat instrumental music] 739 00:37:29,931 --> 00:37:31,172 - I'll see ya soon. 740 00:37:31,206 --> 00:37:34,344 [upbeat instrumental music] 741 00:37:39,206 --> 00:37:42,448 - Irving, you stay, sit. [whimpering] 742 00:37:42,482 --> 00:37:45,172 Sit. I wonder why he did that. 743 00:37:45,206 --> 00:37:47,310 - Well Irving is very sensitive. 744 00:37:47,344 --> 00:37:49,068 - Oh, you mean he doesn't like Dave? 745 00:37:49,103 --> 00:37:50,310 - Maybe. [whimpering] 746 00:37:50,344 --> 00:37:52,310 - What's not to like? 747 00:37:52,344 --> 00:37:55,793 - I don't know, guess it's a mystery. 748 00:37:55,827 --> 00:37:57,793 This one isn't going away so easy. 749 00:37:57,827 --> 00:37:59,724 - Irving's gonna have to amp it up. [barking] 750 00:37:59,758 --> 00:38:03,517 - That a boy. 751 00:38:03,551 --> 00:38:05,793 - Oh my gosh, today in science class this one kid 752 00:38:05,827 --> 00:38:09,517 ripped a huge fart in the middle of his speech. 753 00:38:09,551 --> 00:38:13,793 He's back? 754 00:38:13,827 --> 00:38:15,241 - I don't believe this. 755 00:38:15,275 --> 00:38:16,689 - I hope they're not kissing. 756 00:38:16,724 --> 00:38:19,655 I'll be in therapy for years. 757 00:38:19,689 --> 00:38:24,241 - Yes and you threw that eraser and it was so-- 758 00:38:24,275 --> 00:38:26,103 Oh. [laughing] Hi, kids. 759 00:38:26,137 --> 00:38:27,517 - How was school, guys? 760 00:38:27,551 --> 00:38:31,137 - Like Disneyland, Mom, you never want it to stop. 761 00:38:31,172 --> 00:38:33,965 - You know, I used to love school. 762 00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:38,206 Education will fulfill your dreams. [laughing] 763 00:38:38,241 --> 00:38:41,517 - How is education gonna get me a PS4? [laughing] 764 00:38:41,551 --> 00:38:42,827 - Bigger dreams. 765 00:38:42,862 --> 00:38:44,206 - What's bigger than that? 766 00:38:44,241 --> 00:38:45,310 - You know what would be really great? 767 00:38:45,344 --> 00:38:46,551 - What? 768 00:38:46,586 --> 00:38:49,241 - Is if you guys would bring us some lemonade. 769 00:38:49,275 --> 00:38:52,482 - Ooh. - Coming right up. 770 00:38:52,517 --> 00:38:54,275 - That sounds wonderful. 771 00:38:54,310 --> 00:38:55,103 - I know. 772 00:38:55,137 --> 00:38:56,275 - You're a good mother. 773 00:38:56,310 --> 00:38:57,655 - It's kind of a perfect day for lemonade. 774 00:38:57,689 --> 00:38:59,689 - It is perfect. [door closing] 775 00:38:59,724 --> 00:39:02,275 - This is crazy, now we have to serve him. 776 00:39:02,310 --> 00:39:06,689 - I know, right? Gosh, this sucks. 777 00:39:06,724 --> 00:39:09,724 - I know. 778 00:39:09,758 --> 00:39:13,724 - Wait a minute. 779 00:39:13,758 --> 00:39:16,137 - Brilliant. 780 00:39:16,172 --> 00:39:17,689 Great idea. 781 00:39:17,724 --> 00:39:21,758 [dramatic instrumental music] 782 00:39:21,793 --> 00:39:23,310 - I love this. 783 00:39:23,344 --> 00:39:25,275 - But slippery, I know. 784 00:39:25,310 --> 00:39:31,275 - Oh thank you. - Thank you so much. 785 00:39:31,310 --> 00:39:32,275 - Yeah. 786 00:39:32,310 --> 00:39:36,586 - Look at that bird, beautiful. 787 00:39:36,620 --> 00:39:38,172 - Where? 788 00:39:38,206 --> 00:39:40,724 - Yeah, but what you have to see are my mom's roses 789 00:39:40,758 --> 00:39:44,413 right behind you. - Really? 790 00:39:44,448 --> 00:39:47,000 Those are gorgeous, they're just-- 791 00:39:47,034 --> 00:39:48,551 Hey is that a rat or a squirrel? 792 00:39:48,586 --> 00:39:51,275 - Where? 793 00:39:51,310 --> 00:39:54,586 - Oh, must be nothing. [sighing] 794 00:39:54,620 --> 00:39:58,586 Boy, what a beautiful yard you have. 795 00:39:58,620 --> 00:40:01,413 - Why yes it is. 796 00:40:01,448 --> 00:40:04,172 - Well this lemonade looks so good. 797 00:40:04,206 --> 00:40:05,724 - It's the best. 798 00:40:05,758 --> 00:40:07,758 - Cheers. - Cheers. 799 00:40:14,034 --> 00:40:18,448 [gasping] 800 00:40:18,482 --> 00:40:19,551 [coughing] 801 00:40:19,586 --> 00:40:26,137 - Oh what's the matter, honey? You look flushed. 802 00:40:26,172 --> 00:40:28,862 - I'm burning up, I'm burning up, do something. 803 00:40:28,896 --> 00:40:33,000 [upbeat instrumental music] 804 00:40:33,034 --> 00:40:37,827 I'm burning on the inside, you nim-wit. 805 00:40:37,862 --> 00:40:41,551 I'm not gonna make it. It's all over. 806 00:40:41,586 --> 00:40:45,137 - You had a hot pepper, not a hand grenade. 807 00:40:45,172 --> 00:40:50,310 - Amanda's not here right now, it's me, the pepper. 808 00:40:53,068 --> 00:40:57,551 - Hey, guys, you okay? 809 00:40:57,586 --> 00:41:01,310 Look you're really gonna have to bring your A game 810 00:41:01,344 --> 00:41:04,413 because I'm not going anywhere. 811 00:41:04,448 --> 00:41:06,758 - [Justin] You don't love my mother. 812 00:41:06,793 --> 00:41:07,896 - Now that's not true. 813 00:41:07,931 --> 00:41:09,931 Just stay out of my way, you got it? 814 00:41:09,965 --> 00:41:14,344 - Oh no, it's on. You're going down. 815 00:41:14,379 --> 00:41:19,344 - You must have a lovely singing voice. 816 00:41:19,379 --> 00:41:23,620 Look, kids, get used to it because I'm 817 00:41:23,655 --> 00:41:26,517 gonna be your new daddy. [laughing] 818 00:41:36,689 --> 00:41:38,103 - What are we gonna do? 819 00:41:38,137 --> 00:41:40,172 I don't want this guy to be my new dad. 820 00:41:40,206 --> 00:41:41,620 - We gotta change things up. 821 00:41:41,655 --> 00:41:43,482 - Like what? - Like dad. 822 00:41:43,517 --> 00:41:47,517 We have to bring them back together before it's too late. 823 00:41:47,551 --> 00:41:50,379 - I say we tell him that she's really missing him 824 00:41:50,413 --> 00:41:53,172 and he comes over, and we kind of set it up. 825 00:41:53,206 --> 00:41:54,482 - Set what up? 826 00:41:54,517 --> 00:41:56,344 - The mushy stuff, you know, the love stuff. 827 00:41:56,379 --> 00:41:59,965 - Memories. - Yeah. [barking] 828 00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:03,620 [upbeat instrumental music] 829 00:42:03,655 --> 00:42:05,448 [phone ringing] 830 00:42:05,482 --> 00:42:06,413 - Hello? 831 00:42:06,448 --> 00:42:08,862 - Hi, dad. - Hi, sweetie. 832 00:42:08,896 --> 00:42:11,827 - How are you doing? - All right I guess. 833 00:42:11,862 --> 00:42:14,275 - Can't say that for mom. - Why? 834 00:42:14,310 --> 00:42:16,827 Is she okay? - I think she misses you, Dad, 835 00:42:16,862 --> 00:42:19,137 but she's too proud to say it. 836 00:42:19,172 --> 00:42:20,827 - Well I'm not too proud. 837 00:42:20,862 --> 00:42:23,724 Your mother was the best thing that ever happened to me. 838 00:42:23,758 --> 00:42:25,310 - You should tell her that. 839 00:42:25,344 --> 00:42:27,310 Why don't you stop by and say hello? 840 00:42:27,344 --> 00:42:28,724 - Well you think that would be okay? 841 00:42:28,758 --> 00:42:31,413 - Well you do have to drop off my allowance tomorrow. 842 00:42:31,448 --> 00:42:33,862 - But I already gave you your allowance, sweetie. 843 00:42:33,896 --> 00:42:37,827 - Dad, read between the lines. 844 00:42:37,862 --> 00:42:41,241 - Oh, oh, right, right, okay. 845 00:42:41,275 --> 00:42:44,413 [serene instrumental music] 846 00:42:52,551 --> 00:42:55,551 [doorbell ringing] 847 00:43:02,034 --> 00:43:04,103 - [Wendy] Nate, what are you doing here? 848 00:43:04,137 --> 00:43:07,068 - Oh I forgot to give Amanda her allowance. 849 00:43:07,103 --> 00:43:13,000 - Oh okay, well come on in. 850 00:43:13,034 --> 00:43:15,724 - Place looks great. [door closing] 851 00:43:15,758 --> 00:43:18,034 - Thank you. 852 00:43:18,068 --> 00:43:20,172 So how are ya? 853 00:43:20,206 --> 00:43:21,586 - I'm good, I'm good. 854 00:43:21,620 --> 00:43:25,896 Busy, work's got me all twisted. [laughing] 855 00:43:25,931 --> 00:43:30,862 - [Wendy] Well Amanda should be here any minute so sit down. 856 00:43:30,896 --> 00:43:31,896 - [Amanda] Did you put the pictures out? 857 00:43:31,931 --> 00:43:36,310 - [Justin] Yeah, we got his. 858 00:43:36,344 --> 00:43:37,586 [laughing] 859 00:43:37,620 --> 00:43:40,310 - Oh look at this, Magic Mountain. 860 00:43:40,344 --> 00:43:41,724 - Oh jeez. 861 00:43:41,758 --> 00:43:45,206 - This is after we went on that whirly thing. [laughing] 862 00:43:45,241 --> 00:43:47,448 - I was puking everywhere. 863 00:43:47,482 --> 00:43:49,862 - Yeah you puked on my mother. [laughing] 864 00:43:49,896 --> 00:43:51,862 - It was the best puke I ever had. 865 00:43:51,896 --> 00:43:53,034 - She never forgave you for that. 866 00:43:53,068 --> 00:43:54,862 - Good. [laughing] 867 00:43:54,896 --> 00:43:58,655 - Made me love you more. Oh. 868 00:43:58,689 --> 00:44:00,586 Look at this, Justin's first baseball game. 869 00:44:00,620 --> 00:44:03,620 [upbeat instrumental music] 870 00:44:17,103 --> 00:44:19,241 - Gosh remember he was using the baseball bat 871 00:44:19,275 --> 00:44:22,000 to hit kids instead of baseballs? [laughing] 872 00:44:22,034 --> 00:44:24,344 - Yeah, he did not last long in that league. 873 00:44:24,379 --> 00:44:27,827 - Yeah, I don't think he was born with the sports gene. 874 00:44:27,862 --> 00:44:29,793 - Well neither was I. 875 00:44:29,827 --> 00:44:32,241 Whoa, you in a bikini, sexy time. 876 00:44:32,275 --> 00:44:33,965 - [Wendy] Give me that. 877 00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:37,137 [upbeat instrumental music] 878 00:44:41,689 --> 00:44:44,655 - Pick up the phone. 879 00:44:44,689 --> 00:44:45,931 - [Martha] Hello? 880 00:44:45,965 --> 00:44:49,068 - Ma, ma, it's me. Ma, I'm not a loser, okay? 881 00:44:49,103 --> 00:44:50,931 Look, I'm screwed. 882 00:44:50,965 --> 00:44:55,827 Yeah, the ex is here and they're holding hands. 883 00:44:55,862 --> 00:44:59,931 Fine, I'm getting it, I'm getting it. 884 00:44:59,965 --> 00:45:02,275 Not a loser, not a loser. 885 00:45:02,310 --> 00:45:03,827 - No, come on, let me take that. 886 00:45:03,862 --> 00:45:07,275 - No. Oh my gosh, this is a memory. 887 00:45:07,310 --> 00:45:09,620 - Are you kidding? You haven't changed a bit. 888 00:45:09,655 --> 00:45:12,586 - Oh. You need to get your eyes checked, Mister. 889 00:45:12,620 --> 00:45:14,103 - I already have, okay? 890 00:45:14,137 --> 00:45:18,413 I got new contacts and everything. I see crystal clear now. 891 00:45:18,448 --> 00:45:19,896 You're looking good, Wendy. 892 00:45:19,931 --> 00:45:22,413 [serene instrumental music] 893 00:45:22,448 --> 00:45:25,000 - Nate. 894 00:45:25,034 --> 00:45:27,000 - Sorry. 895 00:45:27,034 --> 00:45:28,000 - It's okay. 896 00:45:28,034 --> 00:45:33,000 [serene instrumental music] 897 00:45:33,034 --> 00:45:36,172 Nate you're not here because of what happened 898 00:45:36,206 --> 00:45:38,620 to me, are you? 899 00:45:38,655 --> 00:45:40,344 - What happened to you? 900 00:45:40,379 --> 00:45:41,551 Wait, did somebody hurt you? 901 00:45:41,586 --> 00:45:47,586 - No, my good luck. 902 00:45:47,620 --> 00:45:48,827 [laughing] 903 00:45:48,862 --> 00:45:49,862 - Okay, I'm missing something here. 904 00:45:49,896 --> 00:45:51,896 - The kids didn't tell you anything? 905 00:45:51,931 --> 00:45:56,586 - No. No, your good luck? 906 00:45:56,620 --> 00:45:58,862 Wait, I'm getting worried. Were you sick? 907 00:45:58,896 --> 00:46:00,275 - No. 908 00:46:00,310 --> 00:46:02,724 - 'Cause if you were sick, I think I should know about it. 909 00:46:02,758 --> 00:46:04,689 Look I know I don't mean anything to you anymore, 910 00:46:04,724 --> 00:46:07,034 but if you dodged a bullet, I think I should know. 911 00:46:07,068 --> 00:46:10,793 - No I just, I won a raffle at the kids' school. 912 00:46:10,827 --> 00:46:13,896 - Oh okay. [laughing] 913 00:46:13,931 --> 00:46:16,517 Hey don't worry me like that. 914 00:46:16,551 --> 00:46:18,965 - I've never seen you get so emotional before, Nathan. 915 00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:22,137 [serene instrumental music] 916 00:46:27,068 --> 00:46:30,758 [upbeat instrumental music] 917 00:46:30,793 --> 00:46:31,655 - Oh. 918 00:46:31,689 --> 00:46:34,344 [upbeat instrumental music] 919 00:46:34,379 --> 00:46:36,931 Come on. Get off of me. 920 00:46:36,965 --> 00:46:40,103 [upbeat instrumental music] 921 00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:53,965 [doorbell ringing] 922 00:46:54,000 --> 00:47:00,206 [growling] 923 00:47:00,241 --> 00:47:01,793 - Hi. - Hi. 924 00:47:01,827 --> 00:47:04,172 So good to see you. - Oh you too. 925 00:47:04,206 --> 00:47:09,275 How are you? - Good. [laughing] 926 00:47:09,310 --> 00:47:13,103 Nate this is Dave Sparks. [door closing] 927 00:47:13,137 --> 00:47:15,275 - Hi. Who are you and why are you here? 928 00:47:15,310 --> 00:47:19,103 - Oh I'm a friend, just stopping by. 929 00:47:19,137 --> 00:47:22,827 That's what I do, I stop by from time to time. 930 00:47:22,862 --> 00:47:26,275 - Oh I see. 931 00:47:26,310 --> 00:47:27,965 You know I used to have a jacket that looked 932 00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:30,689 exactly like that. - Really? 933 00:47:30,724 --> 00:47:35,172 - Really, someone stole it right out of my motel room. 934 00:47:35,206 --> 00:47:38,103 - Must be a rat hole. [laughing] 935 00:47:38,137 --> 00:47:39,586 - Yeah, I'd say it was. 936 00:47:39,620 --> 00:47:42,586 [upbeat instrumental music] 937 00:47:42,620 --> 00:47:46,000 - Look, I don't wanna be interrupting so-- 938 00:47:46,034 --> 00:47:48,137 - Oh, I'll call you. - Okay. 939 00:47:48,172 --> 00:47:50,827 Come here. [laughing] 940 00:47:50,862 --> 00:47:53,827 - Good to see you. - Okay, bye. 941 00:47:53,862 --> 00:47:57,000 [groaning] 942 00:47:57,034 --> 00:47:59,000 - So who was that guy? 943 00:47:59,034 --> 00:48:02,241 - Is that really any of your business? 944 00:48:02,275 --> 00:48:06,172 - Well no I just-- 945 00:48:06,206 --> 00:48:10,724 No. No you're right. 946 00:48:10,758 --> 00:48:12,000 - Are you okay? 947 00:48:12,034 --> 00:48:15,655 - Yeah, why don't you give Amanda her allowance. 948 00:48:15,689 --> 00:48:17,896 - Are you sure you're okay? 949 00:48:17,931 --> 00:48:19,862 - Yeah. 950 00:48:19,896 --> 00:48:22,344 Yeah I'll catch ya later. 951 00:48:22,379 --> 00:48:26,620 - Oh, well hi. - Hello. 952 00:48:26,655 --> 00:48:29,000 - Let's go, Justin. 953 00:48:29,034 --> 00:48:30,448 - Now what was his problem? 954 00:48:30,482 --> 00:48:32,344 Because he looked like he was about to cry, girl. 955 00:48:32,379 --> 00:48:34,793 - I think I just hurt his feelings. 956 00:48:34,827 --> 00:48:38,172 - Nate, feelings? 957 00:48:38,206 --> 00:48:43,344 - I know, weird, right? Maybe he is changing. 958 00:48:45,206 --> 00:48:51,172 [upbeat instrumental music] 959 00:48:51,206 --> 00:48:54,068 [phone dialing] 960 00:48:54,103 --> 00:48:56,482 - It's not going well, Ma, the ex is making his move. 961 00:48:56,517 --> 00:48:57,586 I'm screwed. 962 00:48:57,620 --> 00:49:00,000 - Oh do I have to do everything myself? 963 00:49:00,034 --> 00:49:01,034 - What does that mean? 964 00:49:01,068 --> 00:49:02,517 - I'm flying out there. - When? 965 00:49:02,551 --> 00:49:06,517 - As soon as I hang up. [sighing] 966 00:49:06,551 --> 00:49:10,068 - Great, 'cause that's what I need in my life, more Ma. 967 00:49:10,103 --> 00:49:13,241 [upbeat instrumental music] 968 00:49:26,448 --> 00:49:30,827 - This is where you're living? This is disgusting 969 00:49:30,862 --> 00:49:33,827 but somehow, it kinda fits you. 970 00:49:33,862 --> 00:49:35,103 - Thanks. 971 00:49:35,137 --> 00:49:37,275 - Now, what we've gotta do is we've gotta get 972 00:49:37,310 --> 00:49:41,206 Wendy to think that you are the greatest thing 973 00:49:41,241 --> 00:49:45,413 since sliced bread, which is practically impossible. 974 00:49:45,448 --> 00:49:47,275 - What am I supposed to do? 975 00:49:47,310 --> 00:49:49,689 - You mentioned she has a dog. 976 00:49:49,724 --> 00:49:51,103 - And it hates my guts. 977 00:49:51,137 --> 00:49:54,103 - But she loves the dog. - Oh yeah. 978 00:49:54,137 --> 00:49:58,344 - Then you're gonna save the dog's life. 979 00:49:58,379 --> 00:50:00,206 - Huh? 980 00:50:00,241 --> 00:50:04,000 - We're gonna kidnap the dog, we'll tuck it away, 981 00:50:04,034 --> 00:50:07,206 when she sees it's gone, she'll go crazy. 982 00:50:07,241 --> 00:50:08,793 - She'll go mental. 983 00:50:08,827 --> 00:50:10,965 - Then you'll come to the rescue. 984 00:50:11,000 --> 00:50:16,551 You'll return the dog you'll be her knight in shining armor. 985 00:50:16,586 --> 00:50:18,103 - I need a knight costume? 986 00:50:18,137 --> 00:50:21,068 - No, you stupid stupid-head. 987 00:50:21,103 --> 00:50:23,655 - Oh, I get it. 988 00:50:23,689 --> 00:50:28,206 - Okay the kids are at school during the day, does she work? 989 00:50:28,241 --> 00:50:29,068 - No. 990 00:50:29,103 --> 00:50:30,931 - She never leaves the house? 991 00:50:30,965 --> 00:50:34,206 - Well no, she goes out for a jog every day. 992 00:50:34,241 --> 00:50:39,137 - Perfect, that's when we'll snatch the dog. 993 00:50:39,172 --> 00:50:43,206 How come you didn't get any of my smart genes? 994 00:50:43,241 --> 00:50:45,413 - 'Cause dad was a bumbling fool. 995 00:50:45,448 --> 00:50:47,137 - There is that. 996 00:50:47,172 --> 00:50:54,310 Now let's go get you married to some money. [laughing] 997 00:51:05,448 --> 00:51:11,275 [door closing] 998 00:51:11,310 --> 00:51:14,448 [upbeat instrumental music] 999 00:51:27,655 --> 00:51:29,137 - Come on, will ya? 1000 00:51:29,172 --> 00:51:32,172 [upbeat instrumental music] 1001 00:51:32,206 --> 00:51:34,137 Get the gate, come on, move it. 1002 00:51:34,172 --> 00:51:36,413 - Really, I gotta open the door for ya? 1003 00:51:36,448 --> 00:51:37,827 - I'm a lady. - You're a lady. 1004 00:51:37,862 --> 00:51:40,000 Yeah a real lady. 1005 00:51:40,034 --> 00:51:41,413 Ma, easy on the coat. 1006 00:51:41,448 --> 00:51:44,275 - Oh this coat, oh my God, you're worried about this coat? 1007 00:51:44,310 --> 00:51:45,862 - Yeah, it's a nice coat. 1008 00:51:45,896 --> 00:51:47,586 - You'll get a better coat once we get your money. 1009 00:51:47,620 --> 00:51:51,000 We gotta get the dog, the dog is money. 1010 00:51:51,034 --> 00:51:53,275 Okay, you need to get the dog. 1011 00:51:53,310 --> 00:51:56,724 - He's over there, okay, okay. 1012 00:51:56,758 --> 00:51:58,413 [whistling] Come here, come here, come here. 1013 00:51:58,448 --> 00:51:59,724 [growling] 1014 00:51:59,758 --> 00:52:05,310 Oh, you little, come here, come here. Come here. 1015 00:52:05,344 --> 00:52:06,620 [barking] 1016 00:52:06,655 --> 00:52:09,172 [yelling] Son of a biscuit, did you see that? 1017 00:52:09,206 --> 00:52:14,344 - Yeah, it's pathetic. Will you hurry up? [barking] 1018 00:52:14,379 --> 00:52:16,206 - I'm gonna get you, you four-legged freak. 1019 00:52:16,241 --> 00:52:21,206 Come here. Come here, you. [growling] 1020 00:52:21,241 --> 00:52:24,896 I'm gonna get you, I swear. 1021 00:52:24,931 --> 00:52:27,310 Come here. 1022 00:52:27,344 --> 00:52:28,620 [growling] 1023 00:52:28,655 --> 00:52:30,172 Why don't you help? 1024 00:52:30,206 --> 00:52:35,241 - I just got my hair done and my nails are still drying. 1025 00:52:35,275 --> 00:52:37,344 - Great. [barking] 1026 00:52:37,379 --> 00:52:38,344 Come here. 1027 00:52:38,379 --> 00:52:41,241 Come here, you little fur ball. Come here. 1028 00:52:41,275 --> 00:52:42,758 Don't you go up those stairs. 1029 00:52:42,793 --> 00:52:44,965 - Idiot! 1030 00:52:45,000 --> 00:52:48,931 - You, I'm gonna get you, I swear, you little fur ball. 1031 00:52:48,965 --> 00:52:50,896 [barking] 1032 00:52:50,931 --> 00:52:52,482 Help, I think he's gonna eat me! 1033 00:52:52,517 --> 00:52:54,310 - Oh, idiot. 1034 00:52:54,344 --> 00:52:55,517 [groaning] 1035 00:52:55,551 --> 00:52:59,896 - Ma, he's got that look in his eye. [groaning] 1036 00:52:59,931 --> 00:53:01,931 Help, he's gonna eat me. [groaning] 1037 00:53:01,965 --> 00:53:04,172 - Sit. 1038 00:53:04,206 --> 00:53:07,310 Now that wasn't so hard, was it? 1039 00:53:07,344 --> 00:53:10,310 - Not so hard? I got teeth marks on my butt. 1040 00:53:10,344 --> 00:53:11,862 What if he has rabies? 1041 00:53:11,896 --> 00:53:13,689 If I start frothing at the mouth, it's your fault. 1042 00:53:13,724 --> 00:53:16,827 - [Martha] I'll give you a nice eulogy at the funeral, 1043 00:53:16,862 --> 00:53:18,379 now move it, moron! 1044 00:53:18,413 --> 00:53:21,241 - Oh, Ma! 1045 00:53:21,275 --> 00:53:24,413 [serene instrumental music] 1046 00:53:32,275 --> 00:53:35,827 - And then at lunch she was eating this pink marshmallow. 1047 00:53:35,862 --> 00:53:37,103 - Pink marshmallow? 1048 00:53:37,137 --> 00:53:39,517 - Hey, guys, guys, have you seen Irving? 1049 00:53:39,551 --> 00:53:46,517 - [Justin] No. [groaning] 1050 00:53:46,551 --> 00:53:49,862 - Irving? Irving? 1051 00:53:49,896 --> 00:53:53,517 God where is this dog? [door closing] 1052 00:53:53,551 --> 00:53:54,689 Irving? 1053 00:53:54,724 --> 00:53:57,310 Hey, Irvs, buddy? 1054 00:53:57,344 --> 00:54:01,689 Irving? Bud, you down here? 1055 00:54:01,724 --> 00:54:05,000 [sighing] Where is that dog? 1056 00:54:05,034 --> 00:54:07,793 Irving, you want a bone, you want a treat? 1057 00:54:07,827 --> 00:54:11,482 Irving? 1058 00:54:11,517 --> 00:54:13,586 Irving? 1059 00:54:13,620 --> 00:54:15,172 [sighing] 1060 00:54:15,206 --> 00:54:17,172 I don't know where he is. 1061 00:54:17,206 --> 00:54:20,344 [birds singing] 1062 00:54:25,034 --> 00:54:29,448 Irving? 1063 00:54:29,482 --> 00:54:31,620 Irving? 1064 00:54:31,655 --> 00:54:32,758 - Mom? 1065 00:54:32,793 --> 00:54:35,310 [somber instrumental music] 1066 00:54:35,344 --> 00:54:37,620 - I think he ran away. 1067 00:54:37,655 --> 00:54:38,586 - Irving? 1068 00:54:38,620 --> 00:54:41,620 [somber instrumental music] 1069 00:54:45,896 --> 00:54:50,172 - Irving? - Irving? 1070 00:54:50,206 --> 00:54:51,206 - Where could he be? 1071 00:54:51,241 --> 00:54:55,000 - We gotta check the pound. 1072 00:54:55,034 --> 00:54:57,068 - We have to find him. 1073 00:54:57,103 --> 00:54:58,586 - Irving? 1074 00:54:58,620 --> 00:55:02,172 - Irving? - Irving? 1075 00:55:02,206 --> 00:55:05,172 Where could he be? 1076 00:55:05,206 --> 00:55:08,206 - I don't know. Irving? 1077 00:55:08,241 --> 00:55:11,517 - Irving? - Irving? 1078 00:55:11,551 --> 00:55:14,655 Where is he? Irving? 1079 00:55:14,689 --> 00:55:17,344 - Irving? - Irving? 1080 00:55:17,379 --> 00:55:19,275 - Irving? - Where are you, boy? 1081 00:55:19,310 --> 00:55:21,103 - Irving? - Irving? 1082 00:55:21,137 --> 00:55:23,068 - Irving? - Come here, boy. 1083 00:55:23,103 --> 00:55:26,241 - Irving? - Irving? 1084 00:55:26,275 --> 00:55:30,517 - Irving? - Irving? 1085 00:55:30,551 --> 00:55:35,965 - Are you sure? Because he answers to the name Irving. 1086 00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:37,655 No. 1087 00:55:37,689 --> 00:55:40,655 No. 1088 00:55:40,689 --> 00:55:44,413 [knocking at door] 1089 00:55:44,448 --> 00:55:45,793 Hi. - Hi. 1090 00:55:45,827 --> 00:55:47,482 - Hi. [door closing] 1091 00:55:47,517 --> 00:55:48,517 - What's wrong? 1092 00:55:48,551 --> 00:55:50,137 - We have been looking for Irving for hours. 1093 00:55:50,172 --> 00:55:53,000 - He's loose? - Yeah. 1094 00:55:53,034 --> 00:55:54,965 - Take it easy, I'll find him, I promise. 1095 00:55:55,000 --> 00:55:58,482 - Really? - You just sit tight. 1096 00:55:58,517 --> 00:56:00,793 I will find Irving. 1097 00:56:00,827 --> 00:56:01,655 - Thank you. 1098 00:56:01,689 --> 00:56:08,586 [upbeat instrumental music] 1099 00:56:08,620 --> 00:56:11,620 - Do you think this is weird? - What? 1100 00:56:11,655 --> 00:56:13,137 - Irving disappearing. 1101 00:56:13,172 --> 00:56:14,689 - He ran away? 1102 00:56:14,724 --> 00:56:17,000 - I think Dave's behind it. 1103 00:56:17,034 --> 00:56:18,551 - What? 1104 00:56:18,586 --> 00:56:20,689 - I say we follow him. 1105 00:56:20,724 --> 00:56:21,620 - Yeah! 1106 00:56:21,655 --> 00:56:25,000 [upbeat instrumental music] 1107 00:56:25,034 --> 00:56:26,551 - I don't know where he's going but he's not 1108 00:56:26,586 --> 00:56:28,827 looking for Irving. - How do you know? 1109 00:56:28,862 --> 00:56:29,758 - Look. 1110 00:56:29,793 --> 00:56:32,793 [upbeat instrumental music] 1111 00:56:38,586 --> 00:56:41,034 - Then what's his deal? 1112 00:56:41,068 --> 00:56:42,689 - I've got an idea. 1113 00:56:42,724 --> 00:56:45,724 [upbeat instrumental music] 1114 00:56:58,206 --> 00:57:01,413 [knocking at door] 1115 00:57:01,448 --> 00:57:02,689 - Who's there? 1116 00:57:02,724 --> 00:57:07,482 - Hi, I'm Amanda, this is Justin, we live down the street. 1117 00:57:07,517 --> 00:57:10,896 - Well I'll have to check that out. 1118 00:57:10,931 --> 00:57:13,068 [door closing] 1119 00:57:13,103 --> 00:57:16,758 Let's see. 1120 00:57:16,793 --> 00:57:20,241 [beeping] 1121 00:57:20,275 --> 00:57:22,655 Yes you do appear to be my neighbors. 1122 00:57:22,689 --> 00:57:24,172 - You have us on file? 1123 00:57:24,206 --> 00:57:28,103 - Yes I have everyone's facts and figures on file 1124 00:57:28,137 --> 00:57:31,482 in the neighborhood, one never can be too careful. 1125 00:57:31,517 --> 00:57:34,034 - Yeah, I hear you keep a watch on the street. 1126 00:57:34,068 --> 00:57:38,344 - Yes I do, I have motion sensors, I have cameras, 1127 00:57:38,379 --> 00:57:43,103 I have satellite tracking, I know everything. 1128 00:57:43,137 --> 00:57:46,172 Complete surveillance. 1129 00:57:46,206 --> 00:57:50,793 Now the Ellisons down there, they're having 1130 00:57:50,827 --> 00:57:52,344 veal parmigiana tonight. 1131 00:57:52,379 --> 00:57:53,620 - How do you know that? 1132 00:57:53,655 --> 00:57:56,758 - I have an integrated electronic particle sniffer 1133 00:57:56,793 --> 00:58:01,931 system, it sniffs even the tiniest of molecules. 1134 00:58:01,965 --> 00:58:03,482 - Cool. 1135 00:58:03,517 --> 00:58:08,551 - Yes and... [beeping] 1136 00:58:08,586 --> 00:58:09,724 I've got it right here. 1137 00:58:09,758 --> 00:58:14,551 In fact, Justin, you farted. 1138 00:58:14,586 --> 00:58:16,000 - No I didn't. 1139 00:58:16,034 --> 00:58:18,241 - [Man] 10 minutes ago you did. 1140 00:58:18,275 --> 00:58:21,655 - Oh yeah. Wow, that's amazing. 1141 00:58:21,689 --> 00:58:22,827 - Weird. 1142 00:58:22,862 --> 00:58:27,517 - You can smell that all the way over here? Awesome. 1143 00:58:27,551 --> 00:58:31,689 - Yes, awesome. Now what can I do for you? 1144 00:58:31,724 --> 00:58:35,517 - Our dog disappeared, Irving. 1145 00:58:35,551 --> 00:58:40,448 - Irving. I don't think he ran away. 1146 00:58:40,482 --> 00:58:43,586 - Why not? - Your house is too secure. 1147 00:58:43,620 --> 00:58:46,965 Your father asked me to help him once. 1148 00:58:47,000 --> 00:58:49,655 No, I suspect he was taken. 1149 00:58:49,689 --> 00:58:51,724 - Your friends with our dad? 1150 00:58:51,758 --> 00:58:54,689 - Yes, good man your father. 1151 00:58:54,724 --> 00:59:00,827 It's unfortunate the way things worked out. 1152 00:59:00,862 --> 00:59:05,862 - Yeah. - Yeah. 1153 00:59:05,896 --> 00:59:09,586 - Now let's check the device, shall we? 1154 00:59:09,620 --> 00:59:12,448 - Yeah. - Yeah. 1155 00:59:12,482 --> 00:59:16,172 - There I've got it. - What have you got? 1156 00:59:16,206 --> 00:59:19,448 [dramatic instrumental music] 1157 00:59:19,482 --> 00:59:22,896 - [Martha] How did it go? [gasping] 1158 00:59:22,931 --> 00:59:25,724 - She bought it. 1159 00:59:25,758 --> 00:59:28,034 - Good, now take the dog back. 1160 00:59:28,068 --> 00:59:29,655 - Not so fast. 1161 00:59:29,689 --> 00:59:33,517 I've gotta look like I've been looking high and low. 1162 00:59:33,551 --> 00:59:36,344 That way when I swoop in with the dog, 1163 00:59:36,379 --> 00:59:38,862 she's gonna be ready to marry me. 1164 00:59:38,896 --> 00:59:40,724 I'm gonna be smart on this one. 1165 00:59:40,758 --> 00:59:42,310 [dramatic instrumental music] 1166 00:59:42,344 --> 00:59:45,724 - [Martha] And how do you plan to do that? 1167 00:59:45,758 --> 00:59:47,068 - What do you mean? 1168 00:59:47,103 --> 00:59:51,172 - How do you plan to accomplish this, smart pants? 1169 00:59:51,206 --> 00:59:54,310 - I plan on taking the dog back. 1170 00:59:54,344 --> 00:59:56,758 - What dog? 1171 00:59:56,793 --> 00:59:59,000 [dramatic instrumental music] 1172 00:59:59,034 --> 01:00:00,482 - Where'd he go? 1173 01:00:00,517 --> 01:00:04,896 - Did you close the door when you came in, smart pants? 1174 01:00:04,931 --> 01:00:07,862 - Oh crap, oh. [knocking at door] 1175 01:00:07,896 --> 01:00:08,862 - Hello. 1176 01:00:08,896 --> 01:00:10,620 - [Dave] Oh, hi. 1177 01:00:10,655 --> 01:00:13,896 - Couldn't help but notice you're in room 13. 1178 01:00:13,931 --> 01:00:15,896 - [Dave] Yes I am, it's a very comfy room. 1179 01:00:15,931 --> 01:00:18,000 - But you're not registered. 1180 01:00:18,034 --> 01:00:19,896 - I'm not? - Yeah. 1181 01:00:19,931 --> 01:00:23,931 - Oh well let's just correct that. 1182 01:00:23,965 --> 01:00:26,862 - Oh, how are you going to do that? 1183 01:00:26,896 --> 01:00:28,586 - I am gonna go down to the bank, 1184 01:00:28,620 --> 01:00:30,724 and I'm gonna come right back with your money. 1185 01:00:30,758 --> 01:00:35,448 - If you have to steal a room, I doubt you have any money. 1186 01:00:35,482 --> 01:00:38,482 [groaning] 1187 01:00:43,931 --> 01:00:45,931 Get up. [screaming] 1188 01:00:45,965 --> 01:00:49,103 [serene instrumental music] 1189 01:01:13,310 --> 01:01:15,551 - What the-- - That bum. 1190 01:01:15,586 --> 01:01:17,206 - He took Irving. 1191 01:01:17,241 --> 01:01:19,137 - I'm gonna tell mom. 1192 01:01:19,172 --> 01:01:21,517 - I did a background search on the license plates 1193 01:01:21,551 --> 01:01:25,344 and it seems that Dave Sparks is indeed a bum. [laughing] 1194 01:01:25,379 --> 01:01:29,241 A rather profound one, he's never had a job. 1195 01:01:29,275 --> 01:01:31,000 I say keep him away from your mother. 1196 01:01:31,034 --> 01:01:32,689 - I knew it. 1197 01:01:32,724 --> 01:01:35,379 - Wait 'til mom hears this. 1198 01:01:35,413 --> 01:01:37,793 - I think I'd tell your father first. 1199 01:01:37,827 --> 01:01:39,793 - Good idea, thanks. 1200 01:01:39,827 --> 01:01:42,689 - Oh my pleasure, I am happy to be of service. 1201 01:01:42,724 --> 01:01:49,655 Now, Justin, I'd lay off the pizza for a while. 1202 01:01:49,689 --> 01:01:52,689 - Dad? Can you come pick us up? 1203 01:01:52,724 --> 01:01:55,724 [dramatic instrumental music] 1204 01:02:02,827 --> 01:02:03,827 - Guys, what's going on? 1205 01:02:03,862 --> 01:02:05,827 - That guy Dave snatched Irving. 1206 01:02:05,862 --> 01:02:07,000 - What? 1207 01:02:07,034 --> 01:02:08,310 - He's after mom's money. 1208 01:02:08,344 --> 01:02:10,620 - Wait what money? - I'll explain later. 1209 01:02:10,655 --> 01:02:13,310 - Wait a minute, I know where to go. 1210 01:02:13,344 --> 01:02:20,275 [dramatic instrumental music] 1211 01:02:20,310 --> 01:02:24,827 - Pay up, you weasel. [groaning] 1212 01:02:24,862 --> 01:02:28,827 [dramatic instrumental music] 1213 01:02:28,862 --> 01:02:32,000 - Now get that dog. 1214 01:02:32,034 --> 01:02:34,827 [upbeat instrumental music] 1215 01:02:34,862 --> 01:02:37,172 - Yes, Mother. 1216 01:02:37,206 --> 01:02:40,344 [upbeat instrumental music] 1217 01:02:52,034 --> 01:02:52,896 Irving? 1218 01:02:52,931 --> 01:02:57,551 [upbeat instrumental music] 1219 01:02:57,586 --> 01:02:58,344 Come here. 1220 01:02:58,379 --> 01:03:03,827 [upbeat instrumental music] 1221 01:03:03,862 --> 01:03:05,379 [groaning] 1222 01:03:05,413 --> 01:03:07,034 [barking] 1223 01:03:07,068 --> 01:03:10,206 [upbeat instrumental music] 1224 01:03:17,965 --> 01:03:19,310 [groaning] 1225 01:03:19,344 --> 01:03:20,482 [barking] 1226 01:03:20,517 --> 01:03:21,206 Got ya. 1227 01:03:21,241 --> 01:03:26,034 [upbeat instrumental music] 1228 01:03:26,068 --> 01:03:27,827 [barking] 1229 01:03:27,862 --> 01:03:33,655 [groaning] 1230 01:03:33,689 --> 01:03:35,034 - [Amanda] Why are we here? 1231 01:03:35,068 --> 01:03:36,482 - [Nate] Cause Dave Sparks is in the room next to mine. 1232 01:03:36,517 --> 01:03:41,896 I think he's the one who stole my jacket. [groaning] 1233 01:03:41,931 --> 01:03:46,517 [doors closing] 1234 01:03:46,551 --> 01:03:51,482 - You okay, lady? 1235 01:03:51,517 --> 01:03:52,793 - Yeah, yeah. 1236 01:03:52,827 --> 01:03:54,482 - [Justin] We're looking for our dog. 1237 01:03:54,517 --> 01:03:55,655 - What's it look like? 1238 01:03:55,689 --> 01:04:00,931 - [Nate] Show her, show her. 1239 01:04:00,965 --> 01:04:03,068 - Yeah, yeah, right in there. 1240 01:04:03,103 --> 01:04:06,379 - Come on, kids. 1241 01:04:06,413 --> 01:04:10,103 [dramatic instrumental music] 1242 01:04:10,137 --> 01:04:12,965 My jacket, I knew it. 1243 01:04:13,000 --> 01:04:14,965 - Look. 1244 01:04:15,000 --> 01:04:16,965 - Irving. - They still have him. 1245 01:04:17,000 --> 01:04:18,965 [phone ringing] 1246 01:04:19,000 --> 01:04:20,103 - Hello? 1247 01:04:20,137 --> 01:04:21,000 - [Wendy] Nate, Irving's gone missing. 1248 01:04:21,034 --> 01:04:22,103 - [Nate] I know. 1249 01:04:22,137 --> 01:04:23,103 - [Wendy] He ran away. 1250 01:04:23,137 --> 01:04:24,241 - No, he was kidnapped. 1251 01:04:24,275 --> 01:04:25,965 - What, by who? - Dave Sparks. 1252 01:04:26,000 --> 01:04:27,379 - [Wendy] Really, Nate? 1253 01:04:27,413 --> 01:04:29,655 - We just found Irving's leash on Dave's bed. 1254 01:04:29,689 --> 01:04:30,827 - [Wendy] What? 1255 01:04:30,862 --> 01:04:32,586 - I'm sorry, he took the dog. - Why? 1256 01:04:32,620 --> 01:04:34,103 - [Nate] The kids told me about the lottery. 1257 01:04:34,137 --> 01:04:35,379 - [Wendy] I don't understand. 1258 01:04:35,413 --> 01:04:37,241 - He wants to marry you for your money. 1259 01:04:37,275 --> 01:04:43,965 [dramatic instrumental music] 1260 01:04:44,000 --> 01:04:45,965 - The motel lady said Irving got free. 1261 01:04:46,000 --> 01:04:47,379 - He could be anywhere. - Yeah. 1262 01:04:47,413 --> 01:04:49,965 - Wait, I have an idea. Irving and I used to go to a place. 1263 01:04:50,000 --> 01:04:51,379 - Okay well let's go there, let's go. 1264 01:04:51,413 --> 01:04:54,551 [dramatic instrumental music] 1265 01:05:08,655 --> 01:05:11,000 - [Justin] The park, Irving would definitely be here. 1266 01:05:11,034 --> 01:05:14,344 [dramatic instrumental music] 1267 01:05:14,379 --> 01:05:16,172 - Where are you, Irving? - Irving? 1268 01:05:16,206 --> 01:05:18,034 - Irving? - Irving, come here, boy. 1269 01:05:18,068 --> 01:05:20,482 Where are you? - Irving? 1270 01:05:20,517 --> 01:05:21,793 - [Amanda] Come back. 1271 01:05:21,827 --> 01:05:24,034 - Irving? - Irving, where are you? 1272 01:05:24,068 --> 01:05:26,172 - Irving? - Come here, boy. 1273 01:05:26,206 --> 01:05:30,034 - Irving? - Irving? 1274 01:05:30,068 --> 01:05:31,482 - Where are you? - Irving? 1275 01:05:31,517 --> 01:05:33,586 - Irving? 1276 01:05:33,620 --> 01:05:35,172 - Look, he's here somewhere. 1277 01:05:35,206 --> 01:05:37,034 - Okay, guys, go look over there. Go, come on. 1278 01:05:37,068 --> 01:05:38,172 - Go, go, go. 1279 01:05:38,206 --> 01:05:41,482 [dramatic instrumental music] 1280 01:05:41,517 --> 01:05:44,172 - Hurry, Justin. - I'm hurrying. 1281 01:05:44,206 --> 01:05:45,172 - [Wendy] Irving? 1282 01:05:45,206 --> 01:05:48,344 [dramatic instrumental music] 1283 01:05:58,793 --> 01:06:05,068 [growling] 1284 01:06:05,103 --> 01:06:11,206 - All right, Irving, it all ends here. [growling] 1285 01:06:11,241 --> 01:06:15,103 [upbeat instrumental music] 1286 01:06:15,137 --> 01:06:19,068 Come here. [groaning] 1287 01:06:19,103 --> 01:06:21,793 I'm gonna get you. [groaning] 1288 01:06:21,827 --> 01:06:24,068 [upbeat instrumental music] 1289 01:06:24,103 --> 01:06:25,931 [laughing] 1290 01:06:25,965 --> 01:06:27,931 [groaning] 1291 01:06:27,965 --> 01:06:28,827 Come here. 1292 01:06:28,862 --> 01:06:31,793 [upbeat instrumental music] 1293 01:06:31,827 --> 01:06:35,655 [barking] 1294 01:06:35,689 --> 01:06:36,655 Come here. 1295 01:06:36,689 --> 01:06:39,655 [upbeat instrumental music] 1296 01:06:39,689 --> 01:06:42,689 [groaning] 1297 01:06:49,275 --> 01:06:52,000 [upbeat instrumental music] 1298 01:06:52,034 --> 01:06:54,103 Oh, you rat. 1299 01:06:54,137 --> 01:06:56,344 [upbeat instrumental music] 1300 01:06:56,379 --> 01:06:57,551 [barking] 1301 01:06:57,586 --> 01:06:59,137 [buzzing] 1302 01:06:59,172 --> 01:07:02,379 [upbeat instrumental music] 1303 01:07:02,413 --> 01:07:05,586 [barking] 1304 01:07:05,620 --> 01:07:07,689 [laughing] 1305 01:07:07,724 --> 01:07:10,689 [upbeat instrumental music] 1306 01:07:10,724 --> 01:07:13,413 [buzzing] 1307 01:07:13,448 --> 01:07:16,448 [groaning] 1308 01:07:20,896 --> 01:07:23,413 [yelling] 1309 01:07:23,448 --> 01:07:27,000 Ow, ow. 1310 01:07:27,034 --> 01:07:30,275 Please, oh that hurts. Oh ho, oh not there. 1311 01:07:30,310 --> 01:07:33,310 [groaning] 1312 01:07:37,931 --> 01:07:41,068 [birds singing] 1313 01:07:46,620 --> 01:07:52,448 [upbeat instrumental music] 1314 01:07:52,482 --> 01:07:53,551 Got ya. [laughing] 1315 01:07:53,586 --> 01:07:55,137 - Hey, get your hands off our dog. 1316 01:07:55,172 --> 01:07:58,000 - Oh, see look, I found Irving. 1317 01:07:58,034 --> 01:07:59,724 I told you I was gonna find him and I did. 1318 01:07:59,758 --> 01:08:02,137 - You stole him! - What, me? Never. 1319 01:08:02,172 --> 01:08:04,310 - Why would you do that? 1320 01:08:04,344 --> 01:08:05,965 - My mother made me do it. 1321 01:08:06,000 --> 01:08:09,793 She abused me as a child. I have scars. 1322 01:08:09,827 --> 01:08:12,034 - Buddy, you really got it coming. 1323 01:08:12,068 --> 01:08:13,517 This woman is very special to me, the most amazing 1324 01:08:13,551 --> 01:08:18,172 person I ever met in my entire life. 1325 01:08:18,206 --> 01:08:19,896 And to think you tried to toy with her emotions 1326 01:08:19,931 --> 01:08:20,931 makes me sick. 1327 01:08:20,965 --> 01:08:26,206 [somber instrumental music] 1328 01:08:26,241 --> 01:08:28,517 She deserves someone who's gonna care for her. 1329 01:08:28,550 --> 01:08:30,827 When I was married to her, she always took care of me 1330 01:08:30,862 --> 01:08:33,068 and treated me like a king. 1331 01:08:33,103 --> 01:08:35,172 She was a great wife, and she's a wonderful mother. 1332 01:08:35,206 --> 01:08:39,172 She loves those kids more than life itself. 1333 01:08:39,206 --> 01:08:42,206 I never really appreciated that until it was too late, 1334 01:08:42,241 --> 01:08:44,172 and you don't deserve someone like that in your life. 1335 01:08:44,206 --> 01:08:47,827 [serene instrumental music] 1336 01:08:47,862 --> 01:08:49,792 [laughing] 1337 01:08:49,827 --> 01:08:51,965 - Now in my defense-- [groaning] 1338 01:08:52,000 --> 01:08:53,172 [laughing] 1339 01:08:53,206 --> 01:08:55,206 - [Justin] Go, Mom. 1340 01:08:55,241 --> 01:08:58,344 - I meant every word of that. - I know. 1341 01:08:58,379 --> 01:09:01,068 - Now let's go home. - Come on. 1342 01:09:01,103 --> 01:09:06,172 [groaning] 1343 01:09:06,206 --> 01:09:09,344 [serene instrumental music] 1344 01:09:16,137 --> 01:09:19,000 [groaning] 1345 01:09:19,033 --> 01:09:22,172 [serene instrumental music] 1346 01:09:27,482 --> 01:09:29,241 [barking] 1347 01:09:29,274 --> 01:09:32,413 [serene instrumental music] 1348 01:10:03,689 --> 01:10:06,689 [upbeat instrumental music] 1349 01:10:11,758 --> 01:10:13,689 - What happened to you? 1350 01:10:13,724 --> 01:10:15,379 - What didn't happen to me? 1351 01:10:15,413 --> 01:10:17,275 I got chased by a swarm of bees, I fell down 1352 01:10:17,309 --> 01:10:20,965 a really big hill, and I got punched out by a woman. 1353 01:10:21,000 --> 01:10:23,309 - Where's the dog? - They have him. 1354 01:10:23,344 --> 01:10:27,965 - So, were they happy? - No, they know we stole him. 1355 01:10:28,000 --> 01:10:29,689 - Crap. - Yeah. 1356 01:10:29,724 --> 01:10:32,517 - Well I guess this was a complete waste of time. 1357 01:10:32,550 --> 01:10:34,379 - Yeah, it was. 1358 01:10:34,413 --> 01:10:35,827 - I think I'm gonna go home now. 1359 01:10:35,862 --> 01:10:37,517 - All right, move over, I'll drive. 1360 01:10:37,550 --> 01:10:39,379 - No. - No? 1361 01:10:39,413 --> 01:10:43,137 Hey, Ma, unlock the door. - No. 1362 01:10:43,172 --> 01:10:44,550 - What do you mean no? Unlock the door. 1363 01:10:44,585 --> 01:10:47,275 - Time for you to spread your wings, David. 1364 01:10:47,309 --> 01:10:49,448 - Quit kidding, Ma. Ma, quit kidding. 1365 01:10:49,482 --> 01:10:54,379 Come on, Ma. What are you doing? Unlock the door. Ma. 1366 01:10:54,413 --> 01:10:57,517 What are you doing? Ma come back. 1367 01:10:57,550 --> 01:11:01,827 You can't leave me here, Ma. Come back here. 1368 01:11:01,862 --> 01:11:05,000 Oh, yeah, let's see how you do. 1369 01:11:05,034 --> 01:11:08,241 [serene instrumental music] 1370 01:11:54,379 --> 01:11:56,309 - Well hello, Madam. - Hello. 1371 01:11:56,344 --> 01:11:57,896 - Is this side of the bed taken? 1372 01:11:57,931 --> 01:11:59,172 - Why no it's not. 1373 01:11:59,206 --> 01:12:00,309 - Well I'm gonna snuggle in there. 1374 01:12:00,344 --> 01:12:02,309 - Snuggle away. [laughing] 1375 01:12:02,344 --> 01:12:05,000 [growling] - Irving. [laughing] 1376 01:12:05,034 --> 01:12:07,241 - He misses you. - Oh. 1377 01:12:07,275 --> 01:12:10,206 - He especially misses your farts at night, right? 1378 01:12:10,241 --> 01:12:12,517 - Well don't you? - Mom? 1379 01:12:12,550 --> 01:12:14,827 - [Wendy] Didn't you, Irving? [clearing throat] 1380 01:12:14,862 --> 01:12:17,550 - Dad? [laughing] 1381 01:12:17,585 --> 01:12:18,965 - What's up, guys? 1382 01:12:19,000 --> 01:12:20,517 - We just wanted to say goodnight. 1383 01:12:20,550 --> 01:12:22,000 - Well get in here. - Get over here. 1384 01:12:22,034 --> 01:12:24,000 - Come on. [laughing] 1385 01:12:24,034 --> 01:12:29,068 There you go, everybody together. [laughing] 1386 01:12:29,103 --> 01:12:30,344 [barking] 1387 01:12:30,379 --> 01:12:33,517 [serene instrumental music] 1388 01:13:59,655 --> 01:14:01,206 [barking] 92056