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What did you say?
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Gosh, Rick, I'm so
happy we hit it off tonight.
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I really, really like you.
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Yeah. This just
feels really real,
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you know?
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Promise you're not gonna
murder me or anything, right?
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Yes. Or I mean, no,
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I, I definitely
haven't killed anyone.
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And if I had-
- Oh?
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It was an accident.
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You've got a dangerous
sense of humor.
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Oh, scary.
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Oh.
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Oh, sh...
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I got an eyelash
in my eye. Sorry.
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Lemme just-
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Oh, can I take a look?
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Hmm.
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All I see are two pretty eyes
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and one beautiful soul.
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- Oh.
- Sorry.
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Let me just check this in
my mirror, in my mirror.
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Just hold that thought.
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Oh, great job.
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Where is it?
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Okay.
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Easy does it.
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Ow.
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When the?
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What the?
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Oh God.
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Not this again.
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Okay.
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Ah!
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Hey, everything's fine.
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Just grabbing some tape.
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I'll only be a minute.
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- Do you need any help?
- Nah, I'm, I'm good.
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Uh, just stay put.
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I mean it.
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Phew.
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Alright, everything
is going so well.
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We had nice dinner.
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Except flies.
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Now all you have to
do is just stay calm!
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Ah!
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Yes.
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Agh.
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Agh!
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Just die!
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Get out of my face!
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Ooh, jackpot.
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Agh.
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Okay.
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This will fix the flies.
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Hmm.
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Three...
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Two...
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One...
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Oh my god!
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Oh Rick, I thought
I was gonna lose you.
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I'm so sorry about tonight,
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but you know, it's
all taken care of
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and now we can be together
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just you and me,
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every day.
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Forever, baby!
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Now, where were we?
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Computer
engineering degree?
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- Yeah.
- Hmm.
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Experience both
hardware and software.
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Five years senior systems admin
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then not a.
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For the last year
and a half gambling,
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sex maniac.
- No.
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Six figure salary and a 401k
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just wasn't exciting enough?
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Thank you again
for the opportunity.
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Come on.
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You're there.
- Yeah.
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Now Matty gave you a
rundown of the system.
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No?
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The moderator queue is
pre-programmed by the algorithm.
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Don't skip around.
- Got it.
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And look, I know HR
gave you the whole spiel.
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They'll give you as many
therapist quacks as you want.
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Mental health days. Not that
they helped your predecessor.
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Seriously.
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None of those are
ever gonna take away
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the utter heinous shit
you are about to see.
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Guys come in here, they
think they're tough
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'cause they've seen
some gore on Reddit.
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This is different.
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There's your life now
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and there's your life after
you log into that machine.
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- Understood.
- Okay, I'm out.
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You have my number.
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Don't call.
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Find more sexy
moms at amateurmilfs.com.
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Hi everyone!
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Welcome to another
episode of the Betty Show.
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I am your host, Betty!
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Today's special guest comes
to us all the way from,
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well, you know, I
can't tell you that,
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it's Bert.
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Say Hi, Bert!
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Bert, come on, wake up.
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Bert's a little grumpy today.
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I can cheer him up though!
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Let me show you.
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Oh, Bert, come here.
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Hey man,
I know it's late
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but I wanted to give you a call
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and congratulate
you on the new job!
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Hey, listen man,
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I know it's been a rough
year, but I'm proud of you.
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We pretend it's
us versus them.
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Pure.
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Depraved.
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But we all turn our heads
at the sight of a car crash.
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Of adrenaline,
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the rush.
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Someone else's misery.
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You no longer have to
drive down the interstate
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or inject it straight into your
eyeballs until the barrier,
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that invisible barrier we
all think exists is gone.
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It's no mistake you're here.
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Embrace it.
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You can try and
lift yourself out.
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Fill that little
void in your chest.
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It always sucks back in.
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And believe me, I was
scared at first too
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of people from the videos
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all around me.
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But look at us now,
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all together
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as one.
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I know you're gonna
try and fight it,
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but the door's already open
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and I can't wait
for you to join us.
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Help me.
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Help me.
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She's coming.
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Bert?
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Down!
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Hey Rick?
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Yeah. This job isn't for me.
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I'm gonna put my notice in now.
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You can send my
check, or you know,
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if you want me to
pick it up, I can...
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Oh, you keep it.
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Yeah. You know.
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I'll pick, yeah.
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Wanted to thank you
again for the oppor...
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For the oppor...
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