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Hi, how are you?
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Hi, doing good, how are you?
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I have a pickup order for Eric.
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- Eric?
- Yeah.
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All set.
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Thank you. Have a good one.
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Hi, I have a pickup for Tom.
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- For Tom?
- Yep.
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This the one.
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Thank you. Have
a good one. Bye.
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Hi, love.
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Hey, you on your way home yet?
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No, it's been very slow
today. Didn't make any money.
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I have to take a
few more orders,
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so it'll be later tonight.
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Oh, I gotta go.
I'll call you later.
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Bye.
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You've arrived
at your destination.
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Um, I'm looking
for Danielle's.
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- You're the driver?
- Yeah.
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- You're the driver.
- Yeah.
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Okay. Okay. Wow, it's heavy.
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Okay, thank...
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Brothers and sisters,
the sacrifice is done.
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The ritual is complete.
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To the order.
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To the order.
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♪ Yes, sir, that's my baby ♪
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♪ No, sir, don't mean maybe ♪
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♪ Yes, sir, that's my baby now ♪
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♪ Yes, ma'am, we've decided ♪
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♪ No, ma'am, we won't hide it ♪
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♪ Yes, ma'am,
you're invited now ♪
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♪ By the way, by the way ♪
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♪ When we reach our
preacher I'll say ♪
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♪ Yes, sir, that's my baby ♪
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♪ No, sir, don't mean maybe ♪
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♪ Yes, sir, that's my baby now ♪
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Well, that's just
the thing, Mr. Davies.
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Demons work in ways
we don't expect.
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Well, firstly, Mr. Davies,
if there are any more demons,
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we'd be talking
about a poltergeist,
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which I highly doubt is the
case after today's session.
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But if it is, a
telling sign is the
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disappearance of your shoelaces.
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Yes, shoelaces. They
especially love black ones.
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Listen, Mr. Davies, when you
get home, check your shoes.
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If there are any laces
missing, call me immediately.
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We'll talk business on the
poltergeist pack. Okay?
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Okay, ta-ta.
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That's a Fort Knox security
system you've got going there.
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Are you the man
I'm expecting to see?
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Texted about a possible
supernatural disturbance.
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The advertisement
never said I was
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getting a handsome ghost hunter.
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Oh, that's very
kind of you. Travis.
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Helga.
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Oh, Travis.
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Careful! He bites.
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No, no, no. I'm
only joking, love.
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This is little Josie.
He's quite the sweetheart.
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You got me. Good one.
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I apologize about the locks.
You can't be too careful.
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No, no. That's all right.
Nasty people about these days.
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Out there is fine.
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It's trying to contain
what's in here. I believe...
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I believe this space is
shared with a satanic force.
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What kind of satanic force?
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Satan. Satan!
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Satanic force.
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- As in the Satan.
- Satan.
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The devil.
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Lucifer.
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The old serpent.
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The dragon.
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Beelzebub.
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Mm, goat man.
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That too.
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He has many names,
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many faces.
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Well, not to worry.
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Even the dark Lord has a
landlord, and that's me.
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Shall we?
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Ooh, is this a
dagger I see before me?
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A demon dagger, Helga.
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You don't have to worry when
this is in my hands. Now...
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Ooh.
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What kind of trouble
has Satan been cooking?
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It's been madness after
madness! Doors slamming,
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glasses smashing,
pictures falling.
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It's a wonder the
bookshelf stands.
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Sure lucky that's
all he's done, Helga.
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We better move fast before
he decides to move on
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from home demolition.
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I'm too old for this, love.
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I can't imagine the stress
this is causing Josie.
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Well, your luck's
probably come from
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having those four
rabbit's feet around.
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I'm not superstitious, love.
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No? No, why would you be?
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You should put Joe in his cage.
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Give him a carrot or something.
I'm almost ready here.
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There we go. Right
where we want him.
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And there we go.
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Perfect. Now Helga,
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this symbol here is a pentagram.
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It's typically
associated with Satan.
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If the top point
is facing down...
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Trust the Americans
to align their
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governments with the devil.
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You're thinking of
the Pentagon, Helga.
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This is a pentagram,
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but I've drawn this one
with its point north. Up.
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Which is...
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Good. It's good. This
room pointed to heaven.
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It's the only way we want
to go. The only problem is
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Satan is still here.
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That's where I come in.
I'm gonna do my best
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to conduct an exorcism
that will cast him out.
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But I need your help, Helga.
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Anything, dear.
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It's a big ask, but I need you
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to offer a sacrifice in order
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to open the gateway
to Satan's prison.
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It has to be something of
extreme value in order to work.
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Okay. Okay. I think I know...
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Nope, that won't do.
It's far too cheap.
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But it's my husband's ashes.
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As in cheap, as in it would
be cheap of me to ask you
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to offer that.
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But I like your
thinking. Sorry, Helga.
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Satan's just a materialistic
kind of fella, you know?
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Perhaps, um...
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The ring?
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Oh, oh, yes, yes, of course.
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Don't apologize.
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Okay, we're ready.
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The words I'm about to say are
very powerful. Don't let go.
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- How powerful?
- So powerful
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that they're in Latin.
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Shall we begin?
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Yes, please.
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Okay.
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And Satan has
left the building.
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Bravo, bravo!
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It's a shame about the
ring, but thank you.
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Is there anything
I can get you, dear?
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I'm just happy I could help.
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That'll be 500 for
today's session.
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Got it ready to go
for you in the kitchen.
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Would you like a cup?
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Oh...
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I won't say no.
Three sugars please.
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Now, this is the moment
we've all been waiting for.
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I'm just happy
you're safe, Helga.
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Looks like Satan's back
for the after party, bitch!
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Stabbed me! You
fucking stabbed me!
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You crazy woman!
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That's, that's my knife.
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When you use the dark lord's
likeness as a business model,
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you can bet your ass
is gonna get stabbed.
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Oh, you're Satan? Satan's real?
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- No.
- No as in you're not Satan,
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or no as in Satan's not real?
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Satan's real. I'm not Satan.
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Then what the fuck, Helga?
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Oh, come on sweetie.
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I'm not just doing this for fun.
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The Dark Lord offered
me my vision in exchange
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for a few sacrifices.
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You're one of many, Travis,
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many pathetic scams
my sight now allows me
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to see right through.
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Yes, exactly. This
is all a scam, Helga.
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There is no Satan.
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Then why can I hear
his tummy rumbling?
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Fucking Joe?
Little Joe is Satan?
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Oh, kettle ready!
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I'm going to be able
to make a complaint.
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Come on, Dave. Let
her have her fun.
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It's the fourth this week.
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Yes, the fourth time.
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That's four more times than us.
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Travis,
I uh, I checked my shoes
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and they don't
have any shoelaces.
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It's a poltergeist. It's
definitely a poltergeist.
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Travis? Please!
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