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WEBVTT
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Ladies and gentlemen,
welcome to Heraklion.
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The local time is 3 am, and
the temperature is 28 degrees Celsius.
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Please remain in your seats
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until the aircraft
has come to a complete standstill
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and the captain has switched off
the "fasten seat belt" sign.
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Please take care
when opening the overhead bins
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as items may have been
dislodged during the flight.
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We thank you for flying with us today
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and look forward to
seeing you again soon.
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Please check with ground staff
for connecting flights
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or further travel
to your final destination.
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Say uh, ah, Malia!
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Say uh, ah, Malia!
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I'll tell you why I'm so tired.
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- That would be you, Em.
- Why?
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What do you mean, "why"? What about
when she was booking the holiday?
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You did no work.
All this "I'm exhausted."
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I woke up to 20 messages from you.
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"We have to be there four hours before!"
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If it wasn't for me,
would you be here?
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Would you be here?
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Ah! We're in Malia, babe! Baby!
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It's kinda cold.
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I'm going in! Come on!
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Oh, she's in! She's in! She's in!
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Oh!
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I don't think we should do this.
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I don't think it's supposed
to be this cold.
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You'll get used to it.
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♪ Oh my God, oh my God
When I see you I should run
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♪ I'm saying things I've never said
Doing things I've never done
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I fucking love you guys.
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- I fucking love you guys!
- Best holiday ever!
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Oh, no, look at my fags!
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Where?
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I'll get them, I'll get them!
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No! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
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I'm so sorry.
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It's so cold.
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What the fuck?
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MUM: GET THERE OK? XX
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TARA: X
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Ah, fuck's sake!
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Set me a fag. Mine are fucked.
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I swear my mum would've called
on the plane if she could have.
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I'm not sure
Mum's even clocked we've left.
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This is all we have
between all of us?
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- Yeah, just one.
- This is it to get dry?
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- Guys, I'm fucking starving.
- I swear you're always hungry.
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Why is the sea so cold?
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You know we still got
loads of time to kill?
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Do you wanna get chips?
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- Yes, 100%.
- Chips! Chips! Chips!
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- I want a big fucking big portion.
- Large! Large, large, extra-large.
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Oh, excuse me.
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Sorry, um...
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I was just wondering if maybe
we could have a room with, like, a...
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like, a pool view?
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Pool view?
No, no, no.
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All gone. I'm sorry.
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OK. Um...
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I tried.
Apparently, they're all gone.
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Hi!
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- Hi.
- Um, my name's Tara.
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- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.
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Um, so, the thing is...
I just spat, sorry.
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Um, the thing is,
we're going to need pool view,
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because... see our friend Skye there?
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She can't swim very well,
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so we need to, like,
keep eyes on her at all times.
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- Like, we have to see her.
- We can be lifeguards.
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We can just dive in
if anything happens.
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We're excellent swimmers,
like, really good.
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- Save you guys the trouble.
- I actually swim for the county.
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We were hoping
we could use this holiday
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to help teach her...
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to doggy-paddle.
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- All right, all right.
- Thanks.
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Oh, my God! This is insane!
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Oh, my God!
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Look at this swan!
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- I fucking love the curtains.
- He left us swans.
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- Taz...
- Oh, babe, stunning!
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Outfit number one sorted!
Outfit number...
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Oh, there's butterflies
everywhere as well!
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Um... Skye! What are you doing?
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What are you doing?
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- Deep-fried fags.
- You're a nutter!
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- But I will have one, thank you. OK.
- They are already dry.
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- We got our own fridge!
- Fucking luxury.
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This room is huge!
Like, a whole room.
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Where? Let's see.
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Ey! Pool view!
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Let me see!
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Best view I've ever seen in my life!
Whoo!
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Ooh! Whoo!
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Sorry about that,
but I needed my doughnut.
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Breakfast!
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Breakfast!
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And... breakfast!
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Dinner one!
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- Shit! Sorry.
- Can you not?
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Oi, whoever gets laid the most wins this.
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Apple punch for sex?
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- No. No, no, no.
- Actually...
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This.
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Titty glasses.
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What do we get if we're sick the most?
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Um, nothing,
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because we're not
going to plan for that, you nutter.
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All right. All right.
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Bonus prize.
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Party girl!
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Guys, I've been thinking,
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whoever's getting laid the most,
they should kinda get the main room.
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Yeah.
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And everyone else
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just kinda sleep where they land.
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Me, I'm going to be refraining
from sleep this holiday.
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Don't lie! You're going to be, like,
asleep in the club.
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Oi, you look beaut!
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Come here, try this.
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You should just go out like that.
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Like this?
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You look banging
no matter what you wear.
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Can I borrow some of that lip gloss?
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Yeah, let me do it for you.
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Look at you.
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If you don't get laid on this holiday
then you never will.
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No, I can't die a virgin!
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HOW TO HAVE SEX
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69!
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Fuck!
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Wait, wait, wait, we're not ready.
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Oi! Oi!
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Whereabouts you all from?
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We don't have any change.
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What, am I homeless or something?
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♪ Call me
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♪ Call me by my name
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♪ Or call me by my number
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♪ You put me through it
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♪ I'll still be doing it the way I do it
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♪ And yet, you try to make me forget
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♪ Who I really am
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♪ I am the one and only
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♪ ...all this time
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♪ I've tried to walk with dignity... ♪
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Oh, my God!
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Not like that! Give it here!
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Oh, oh.
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- I'm too thirsty. Hmm.
- Tara.
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I'm going to be sick.
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Night one in the Big Brother house,
Em is sick.
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Fuck! She's actually going to be sick.
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Hold the microphone.
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♪ I am the one and only ♪
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Can we have three more shots, please?
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I love you, Taz.
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I love you, too.
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Besties for life, yeah?
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I've just been to the bar and got shots.
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Check it out.
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No, no, no.
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Yes!
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Oi, what happens
if I fail every exam?
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Fuck school!
Let's all just find jobs together.
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Oi.
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You're fucking smart.
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I'm actually going to fail.
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Taz, even if you failed everything,
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you could talk your way in.
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- Tara!
- I need a wee.
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Chips are technically vegetables,
aren't they?
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Skye, is it my night to throw up yet?
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You already threw up.
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Don't laugh at me!
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Tara!
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What happens if I go to this good school
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and then no one even likes me
when I get there?
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Oh, Em, that's silly.
Don't think like that.
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No one likes you anyway.
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Why do you think
we ended up with you?
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- I'm joking.
- Here come on babe! Babe, babe! Babe!
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It's, like, a win-win situation.
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Either you fail
and you stay with us wasters,
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- or...
- I don't wanna fail!
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Or you get in and then you're really rich
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and you can bring us
on holiday every year.
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Vets aren't rich.
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They don't have loads
and loads of money.
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Yeah, but you're just, like,
really smart. You always have been.
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I can't even do a backflip.
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Thing is, I don't know what I wanna do.
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- I think...
- I wanna do a backflip.
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I think maybe I'll just do business,
'cause everything is business now.
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Every day, like, just all the time.
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We got to go
into business together.
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I heard that as well.
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Oh, my God!
These cheesy chips, man!
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- What?
- Ow!
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Oi, I am actually going to
open my own restaurant
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and just serve cheesy chips.
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Oi, you can come and work for me
while Em fucks off to finish school.
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I'll come.
I'll go every single day.
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- I think...
- I'll come three times.
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- I think we should...
- Breakfast and dinner.
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I think we should go to bed now.
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All I need to do to go to good school
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is if I get lots of As. Say As in...
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Em!
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- Shut up! You're stressing me out.
- Oi! The thing is, though...
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- ...is that...
- I'll hold it in that hand.
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...is that you two are actually
my best mates.
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- Gang, gang, gang.
- Gang, gang, gang.
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All right? I'm Paige.
Nice to meet you, ladies.
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- My name's Paddy.
- Nice to meet you.
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Whoo!
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Oi, I thought you left me for dead
with this clown.
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Oi!
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You know, I love youse a lot,
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but none of us are going to get laid
if we just hang out with each other.
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Last night was a disaster.
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Come on, then.
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Everyone in the entire hotel
must be having a shower right now.
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Oi, Taz, you should wear this.
You'd look so sexy in it.
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Don't you think, Em?
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I don't know,
looks mad uncomfortable to me.
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Skye, is this yours?
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- Yeah, why?
- Can I borrow it?
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Do you know
what you're doing with it?
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- Yeah, it's just...
- Come on, I'll show you.
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No my, my robot
is actually sick, though.
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Oh, my God!
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You look insane! What the fuck?
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Yeah, OK, I kinda get,
you look incredible.
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- Ah, she's ready to go out!
- Whoo!
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Yo!
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Sexy!
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Oi, smoke show!
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I know you can hear me.
I can see you smiling.
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You lot going out later?
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You should come round here for pres.
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Yeah, I can ask the girls.
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Fucking hell!
Talk about selective hearing.
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What's your name?
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Tara.
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That's a nice name, innit?
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I'm Badger.
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That's a bit of a weird name, innit?
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It's my nickname.
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Who's this?
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Romeo, Romeo, where is you? Yeah.
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Room 341, yeah?
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All right, easy, Tiger.
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We only just met.
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- Oi, no, what the fuck is that?
- What?
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Ohh...!
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- Who's done that?
- I did it.
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They're fucking ridiculous,
like two massive slugs on your face.
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Wait, how old
do you think they are, though?
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Oi, guys, remember your phone
and keys and money.
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I think, maybe, like, 19, 21.
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Yeah, so, what are we going to say?
We're, like, 18?
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You guys just going to fall in love
and leave me to it again?
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I think, like, 18,
just finished college, yeah?
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- Yeah, obviously I drive a BMW.
- Ha! You wish!
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- All right, come on, Taz!
- I think I'm doing a degree
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to be the next Prime Minister.
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Bro, if you can tell me
who the current Prime Minister is,
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then I'll consider
you taking his job, yeah?
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Go on.
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All right, for fuck's sake,
just come on! Shut up!
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Does this actually look all right?
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- Mad uncomfortable, innit?
- Yeah.
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You look fit as fuck, though!
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- So do you, mate.
- Quick.
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- Taz, your phone, I said!
- Yeah, give it, then.
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- I need my bag.
- Keys!
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Taz, you have got
to sort those eyebrows out.
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Paddy, your go.
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Nah, it's Paige's go.
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Never have I ever crashed a quad
into a parked car.
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Badger this morning
still pissed out his head.
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I'm usually a sick driver.
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I fucking drive vans for a living.
It's me job.
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You don't crash them into parked cars
at work, though, do you?
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Never have I ever had a threesome.
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- Get shots out.
- Yeah, let's get some shots.
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There's one.
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- Cheers.
- Cheers.
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Spin, spin.
Faster, faster, faster, go on.
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Three, two, one...
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Stop! Stop!
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Oi, no, spillage is lickage, it's fine.
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- Go on, Em!
- That is disgusting.
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What you doing?
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- No, no, no, no...
- Yeah!
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I saw that. That was cheating.
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Do you know where the vet's are?
'Cause I got two swans that are sick.
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Never have I ever had sex.
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Fucking hell!
Come off it, we're not 12.
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Never have I ever slept
with two birds in one night.
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I'm not drinking that
'cause I'm a fucking saint.
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- Oi.
- Chill out.
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What happens on holiday
stays on holiday!
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- What are you doing?
- I was only joking, babe.
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I wasn't going to call you out, obviously.
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Yeah, sure!
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No one cares if you're a virgin,
it's very chill.
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So, why are you bringing it up, then?
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'Cause it's funny.
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It's not funny.
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Skye, it's not funny.
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Got a drink?
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Paddy is fit, though!
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You should try it with him.
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Or I might.
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Oh!
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Oi!
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Whoo!
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Oi, matchy-matchy, night bossman.
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Top graft on these lot,
they're about as cool as your sister.
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Chill out, mush,
we're on holiday!
20:54.270 --> 20:55.312
What's the matter?
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Did you hear?
They're talking about us.
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We need to, like,
not let on our age at all.
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- To them.
- Yeah.
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Ooh, I miss my BMW so much!
21:03.853 --> 21:05.270
Subtle!
21:06.520 --> 21:07.770
Listen. Listen.
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Do you think Paige is gay?
21:10.103 --> 21:11.603
Are you joking?
21:12.728 --> 21:14.728
- J... I don't know.
- Are you joking?
21:14.728 --> 21:16.728
- Are you telling a joke?
- Let's hope she's gay.
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Of course she's gay.
21:19.353 --> 21:20.562
Oooh!
21:23.062 --> 21:24.228
I saved that!
21:24.853 --> 21:27.228
- Tipped it straight over.
- Don't lie. That went right in.
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- Fuck off!
- That's cheating.
21:29.978 --> 21:32.228
- Right, come on.
- Look at you sat down.
21:32.478 --> 21:33.728
- Come on.
- No!
21:33.728 --> 21:34.895
What the fuck!
21:35.020 --> 21:36.228
Let's go.
21:45.728 --> 21:47.187
Come on, get it down you.
21:47.187 --> 21:48.603
Come on Badger.
21:52.145 --> 21:53.978
Uh, ah, Malia!
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Oi! Paddy! Move.
22:34.478 --> 22:36.520
I'm in a bad way!
22:39.437 --> 22:40.895
...two, three!
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Feeling any better?
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No.
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I think I can help.
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Um...
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So, I sold my hoover
the other day, yeah?
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Yeah.
22:55.437 --> 22:58.062
'Cause all it was doing
was collecting dust.
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Think! I got more, I got more.
23:05.562 --> 23:10.770
What is the difference
between a plum and a rabbit?
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I don't know.
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One is purple, and one isn't...
23:17.645 --> 23:19.978
- Oh, wait! No, I got it wrong.
- Oh!
23:20.145 --> 23:22.062
I got it wrong.
23:22.937 --> 23:24.603
No, no, no...
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You're good.
23:26.562 --> 23:28.978
I don't think you've got
anything else left, to be honest.
23:34.353 --> 23:38.353
Why... Why do you never see
pigs hiding in trees?
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'Cause they're pretty good at it.
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Oi, what's that?
24:30.645 --> 24:33.687
Nah! Nah...!
You little cheating bastard.
24:33.853 --> 24:37.395
No, that's a classic one.
I'm going, I'm going.
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Shh...
24:55.562 --> 24:56.812
Nah.
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Bedtime.
25:27.437 --> 25:30.228
Come on, girls.
Up you get, you beautiful lot.
25:30.228 --> 25:32.687
Buses for Crush in five. Let's go.
25:32.687 --> 25:34.603
Oi! Hurry up! Crush is happening!
25:34.812 --> 25:35.895
Let's go!
25:35.895 --> 25:38.103
See you at gate in five!
25:38.395 --> 25:39.687
No.
25:39.812 --> 25:41.645
Surely, we have more
than five minutes, no?
25:41.978 --> 25:43.687
Why are we doing this to ourselves?
25:43.687 --> 25:46.353
No, if it's started,
we got to get a move on.
25:46.478 --> 25:48.645
We can be a bit late.
25:51.770 --> 25:53.062
Oh, my God.
25:53.062 --> 25:55.062
- Come on.
- Look at the state of him.
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See you in a bit, yeah?
Come Badger.
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I didn't bring any.
26:08.145 --> 26:10.062
Oi! Put this on.
26:11.562 --> 26:13.187
What did he just say?
26:13.187 --> 26:15.103
He's so fit.
26:18.187 --> 26:19.770
Everything hurts.
26:19.895 --> 26:23.603
I think that with this...
26:23.728 --> 26:26.312
- Skye, how does this work?
- Underneath.
26:26.437 --> 26:28.228
You need to cover your bits.
26:30.478 --> 26:33.770
I swear to God,
you guys need to get some life!
26:35.520 --> 26:38.353
The only way through this for me
is with another drink.
26:38.478 --> 26:41.228
- No!
- What's that called? Dog of hair?
26:41.353 --> 26:43.228
- Dog of hair!
- Hair of dog.
26:43.353 --> 26:46.228
- That's a thing.
- Yeah, my mum does it all the time.
26:47.020 --> 26:48.062
See? It's proper.
26:48.187 --> 26:50.437
I'm not fucking dressing you.
I'm not your mum.
26:50.437 --> 26:52.437
- Thanks, mum.
- Where's the hair straighteners?
26:52.437 --> 26:55.103
No, wait, Skye,
I need something else on with it.
26:55.228 --> 26:56.853
- What? What?
- It's see-through.
26:56.978 --> 26:58.228
It's not that see-through!
26:58.353 --> 27:00.937
In the water it will be.
I thought this is a pool party.
27:01.187 --> 27:04.020
Right come on orange!
Come on, that's it.
27:04.020 --> 27:07.395
Come on, girls!
Let's get it down you!
27:07.728 --> 27:09.645
Use those double-Ds!
27:09.770 --> 27:12.353
How are they not choking on that?
27:14.270 --> 27:16.520
That's it, girls!
Double-Ds, babes!
27:17.312 --> 27:18.937
We have a winner!
Well done, babes.
27:19.103 --> 27:20.687
Well done Sir, that's fantastic.
27:20.978 --> 27:22.270
One more girl! Anyone!
27:23.187 --> 27:25.770
- Taz! Taz!
- No, Skye.
27:25.895 --> 27:27.270
We've got one here! Taz!
27:29.062 --> 27:30.603
In the green, yeah? Come on!
27:30.728 --> 27:33.395
Come on, baby girl,
you got this one, you got this!
27:33.395 --> 27:36.645
One brave boy to play the game.
27:36.853 --> 27:39.312
Hey, here we go.
Look at him, he's eager.
27:39.437 --> 27:41.228
- You all right, bruv? Ready?
- Yeah. Yeah.
27:41.353 --> 27:43.228
Right, up there you pop.
Go on, son.
27:43.437 --> 27:45.895
Go on, Taz. Whoo!
27:46.687 --> 27:48.187
- Oh!
- Hello, little flower.
27:48.312 --> 27:49.395
How are you?
27:49.395 --> 27:50.603
- You okay?
- Yeah.
27:50.770 --> 27:52.895
- Who've we got?
- I'm Tara.
27:53.020 --> 27:54.270
Hello, Tara!
27:54.437 --> 27:55.978
You know what this kind of game is?
27:55.978 --> 27:58.645
- I guess so.
- It's a bit naughty. Are you sure?
27:58.645 --> 28:01.228
All right, he's got a big fake willy,
that looks like a beer,
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and you're going to drink it.
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Right, ready?
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Beer in the mouth, blowjob-style.
Let's go, let's go, let's go!
28:08.312 --> 28:11.728
That's it, that's it!
Go on, get back in there!
28:12.187 --> 28:13.603
That's it! Not in her eyes.
28:14.645 --> 28:17.437
That's it. More, more, more, more.
Go on, keep going. Push it. Push it!
28:17.687 --> 28:20.603
Put your back into it, mate.
That's it, that's it, that's it!
28:20.812 --> 28:22.270
Keep going, keep going!
28:22.395 --> 28:24.937
Get in there!
That's it, that's it, that's it!
28:25.103 --> 28:28.103
Come on, open your mouth more,
Jesus Christ!
28:28.270 --> 28:30.270
No boy's going to be happy with you!
28:30.395 --> 28:31.853
Christ!
28:32.103 --> 28:33.395
Tragic. I love you though.
28:33.728 --> 28:35.687
Yeah, I'm not good at that game.
28:35.812 --> 28:37.437
I dunno, you look pretty good to me.
28:37.562 --> 28:39.937
- Come on, guys! All right!
- Another one?
28:40.062 --> 28:41.645
- That's enough.
- That's enough.
28:41.645 --> 28:43.103
Off, off! You lost.
28:43.895 --> 28:45.437
You lost, girl!
28:45.437 --> 28:47.353
You can cuddle
in your own time.
28:47.353 --> 28:50.020
- Right, we need another boy!
- One more boy, please.
28:52.353 --> 28:54.020
Come on!
28:55.728 --> 28:57.520
You had a good time, yeah?
28:57.645 --> 29:00.562
Let me see those hands up! Yeah?
29:00.687 --> 29:03.228
If you've got a drink in your hands,
down it!
29:03.353 --> 29:06.062
Go! Now! Go, go, go! Down it!
29:06.062 --> 29:07.312
Beautiful, I like that.
29:09.395 --> 29:11.270
Who else is fucked?
29:11.478 --> 29:12.978
Where are you?
29:22.353 --> 29:24.020
Wait, it's fine.
29:25.853 --> 29:27.728
It's still fine. It still works.
29:32.062 --> 29:33.770
No, no! Stop it!
29:35.478 --> 29:36.812
Aah, get off me.
29:37.937 --> 29:40.353
Don't you think he's kinda fit, yeah?
29:43.270 --> 29:45.812
I mean, he's a complete clown, no?
29:47.812 --> 29:50.145
No, but a sexy clown.
29:50.437 --> 29:52.812
Come on, I think he's proper jokes.
29:53.853 --> 29:55.437
Nah, he's butters.
29:57.562 --> 29:59.062
You can do much better.
30:01.895 --> 30:03.062
Come on.
30:36.978 --> 30:38.103
Taz!
31:01.978 --> 31:04.103
Yes, Malia! Yes!
31:05.520 --> 31:08.187
What you telling me, guys,
you had a good night, yeah?
31:08.978 --> 31:11.812
We're about to get you lot
so fucking horny.
31:11.812 --> 31:13.270
So fucking ready!
31:13.562 --> 31:14.645
Let's have it.
31:14.645 --> 31:16.603
Let's fucking have it Malia!
Come one guys.
31:16.603 --> 31:18.270
Sorry, I just stepped on you.
31:18.270 --> 31:19.770
We're drunk.
We're fucking drunk.
31:19.770 --> 31:22.312
OK, we're going to play a game.
We're going to play a last game.
31:22.312 --> 31:23.603
Final game of the night, yeah?
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- It's a mad one.
- It's a big one.
31:25.145 --> 31:26.853
You got to give it your all, okay?
What do we need?
31:26.853 --> 31:28.770
- You going to do it?
- If you do it with me.
31:28.770 --> 31:29.895
Yeah, OK.
31:31.312 --> 31:32.853
OK, let's do this...
31:34.062 --> 31:35.270
Come on.
31:35.437 --> 31:36.728
One more, right?
31:36.728 --> 31:39.103
Final!
It's the fucking final, guys.
31:39.103 --> 31:42.270
Get your game faces on.
Stretch it out! Ready?
31:42.478 --> 31:44.562
We need two boys
up on this stage now.
31:44.562 --> 31:45.687
Get me two boys!
31:45.687 --> 31:48.228
- Who've we got? Hands up!
- So many hands!
31:48.228 --> 31:50.520
I can't hear you.
31:50.645 --> 31:51.687
Who's wants it?
31:51.812 --> 31:53.228
Oi, oi, look who it is.
31:53.353 --> 31:56.312
Yes, let's have our loser from
earlier back, come on, in the blue.
31:56.437 --> 31:58.562
Let's get you up.
Prove yourself this time.
31:59.937 --> 32:01.687
Let's go!
32:04.395 --> 32:05.978
Yeah!
32:06.312 --> 32:08.478
- Who we got here?
- Up you get, up you get, up you get!
32:08.478 --> 32:09.603
Badger.
32:10.103 --> 32:11.478
Badger!
32:12.478 --> 32:14.437
Over here we got Badger!
32:15.353 --> 32:18.187
Badger! Badger! Badger!
32:18.312 --> 32:19.937
What's your name, boy?
32:20.062 --> 32:21.937
My name's Tom
and I'm from fucking London!
32:21.937 --> 32:23.770
Tom from fucking London, yeah!
32:23.770 --> 32:25.145
We love a Londoner!
32:27.645 --> 32:30.228
Oi! Now, listen up,
the game we are playing
32:30.228 --> 32:35.187
is these two lovely boys have got
to get fucking hard, all right?
32:36.270 --> 32:38.770
- We need some girls!
- We need some fucking girls.
32:45.145 --> 32:47.478
- Come on...
- Oh, no.
32:47.603 --> 32:50.353
Oh, this one's a lucky boy, eh?
32:50.937 --> 32:53.853
Three girls over here.
That's it, over here! That's it.
32:53.978 --> 32:56.520
That is amazing technique.
How are you not hard?
32:57.770 --> 32:59.853
Ooh, Jesus Christ, she's gagging.
33:00.395 --> 33:02.437
Come on, Badger,
go to your happy place, mate.
33:02.562 --> 33:04.603
Go on, girls! That's it!
33:05.020 --> 33:06.937
That's it! Oh, my God!
33:07.062 --> 33:10.270
Yeah! My fucking boy!
33:13.228 --> 33:15.020
Let's go, darling.
Go on, deep-throat him.
33:15.145 --> 33:17.353
Yes! Yes!
33:17.687 --> 33:19.770
What are we saying?
What are we fucking saying?
33:21.687 --> 33:23.395
Yes, yes, yes! He's hard!
Badger is hard!
33:38.895 --> 33:39.895
Oh.
34:02.187 --> 34:03.270
Skye?
34:04.895 --> 34:06.145
Yeah.
34:06.853 --> 34:08.687
Is that bed free yet?
34:15.228 --> 34:16.645
Yeah, mate.
34:17.062 --> 34:18.520
Go on.
34:18.645 --> 34:20.562
And take the pan with you, innit?
34:23.978 --> 34:25.520
Oh fuck!
34:26.145 --> 34:27.187
Thanks.
34:37.270 --> 34:38.437
Yo!
34:38.562 --> 34:41.770
You've got a big smirk on your face.
Have you got something to tell us?
34:41.978 --> 34:42.978
Go on!
34:42.978 --> 34:45.353
Go on, get in there!
He just got a second.
34:45.478 --> 34:46.812
Shh!
34:47.145 --> 34:48.395
Please, Badger.
34:48.562 --> 34:51.103
I wondered when youse lot would surface.
34:51.228 --> 34:52.603
Morning.
34:55.937 --> 34:57.645
Not feeling too good, lass?
34:58.520 --> 35:00.895
Get some brekkie down ya,
round two starting soon.
35:02.145 --> 35:04.395
Fucking hell, you're really in
for the worst, aren't you?
35:04.520 --> 35:07.728
I thought you southern fairies knew
how to party, you fucking jokers.
35:08.103 --> 35:10.478
Don't feel very jokes right now.
35:21.103 --> 35:22.645
Gorgeous, pet!
35:27.270 --> 35:28.395
Fuck!
35:29.687 --> 35:31.728
Why so early?
35:32.728 --> 35:34.645
I don't remember anything at all.
35:36.395 --> 35:37.937
Is Taz at theirs?
35:39.020 --> 35:40.478
Must be.
35:44.145 --> 35:45.270
Hm.
35:53.895 --> 35:56.270
Eating's cheating, babe.
35:58.145 --> 35:59.770
Oh, my God, please stop.
35:59.895 --> 36:01.812
You're going to make me sick again.
36:02.770 --> 36:04.478
What, you want some?
36:07.478 --> 36:09.520
Oi, do us a favour
and wake Tara up.
36:09.645 --> 36:11.562
Me and her have got
some unfinished business.
36:11.728 --> 36:14.853
We all know how you finish
your business now, Badger.
36:15.895 --> 36:17.353
You lot up for pool?
36:18.270 --> 36:19.937
- Yeah.
- Em?
36:20.437 --> 36:22.228
- Yeah.
- Worst bit is, yeah,
36:22.353 --> 36:23.603
I've got no memory of it.
36:24.437 --> 36:27.353
Probably the greatest thing to ever
happen to me in my whole entire life.
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No memory.
36:29.562 --> 36:31.270
That was the best thing?
36:31.645 --> 36:33.395
Hopefully,
them girls feel the same.
36:33.395 --> 36:35.145
Yeah, I hope
they don't remember it either.
36:36.145 --> 36:38.395
Your life sounds proper shit.
36:39.187 --> 36:40.395
Rinsed.
36:40.520 --> 36:42.353
Oi! Last night
were crazy, you know?
36:42.478 --> 36:44.437
Taz, come out here! Mush!
36:44.437 --> 36:46.937
Stop screaming, you lunatic.
36:47.562 --> 36:49.312
Well, if you won't get her
out here...
36:50.645 --> 36:52.228
She's with you, no?
36:52.228 --> 36:53.853
Yeah! Ain't she at yours?
36:53.853 --> 36:55.687
No, why would she be here?
36:56.478 --> 36:58.062
Well, she came back with you.
36:58.853 --> 37:00.645
She not at yours?
37:01.228 --> 37:03.978
He's joking about.
Just bring her out.
37:04.270 --> 37:06.353
On my Mum's life, I'm not joking.
37:11.312 --> 37:12.687
Check your phone.
37:13.520 --> 37:15.145
She would've said something.
37:16.520 --> 37:19.520
This is typical Tara behaviour.
37:20.145 --> 37:21.770
She's always on one.
37:25.520 --> 37:27.770
See, last seen in the apartment, now.
37:33.770 --> 37:35.228
Damn!
37:35.562 --> 37:37.228
I guess girl got laid.
37:41.437 --> 37:43.978
What she doing
leaving her phone here?
37:45.728 --> 37:47.770
- Why are you being weird?
- I'm not.
37:50.645 --> 37:53.728
- Oi, just look proper, yeah?
- Yeah, check.
37:53.728 --> 37:55.562
Mate, I'd know if she came here.
37:55.812 --> 37:57.603
She's definitely still on it.
38:07.145 --> 38:08.770
I don't like it.
38:09.395 --> 38:10.812
Just chill out.
38:12.437 --> 38:15.812
It's nothing major, is it?
Just fucking stop panicking.
38:16.020 --> 38:18.062
Should have moved quicker, bro.
38:18.853 --> 38:21.228
Don't you get jealous, you.
It doesn't suit you.
38:24.895 --> 38:26.978
What are you trying to get at?
38:30.562 --> 38:31.978
Where is she, then?
38:32.228 --> 38:34.228
- You chat shit.
- I don't know.
38:35.395 --> 38:38.020
I can't just sit here.
I'm going to talk to reception, okay?
38:45.687 --> 38:47.437
See you down the pool, yeah?
38:47.437 --> 38:49.228
Come on, boys, let's go.
38:49.812 --> 38:51.187
Badger, you coming?
38:58.353 --> 38:59.687
Oi!
39:08.603 --> 39:10.437
Do you want to come and chill here?
39:38.187 --> 39:40.312
I'm so proud of Tara, man.
39:43.645 --> 39:44.978
Proud?
39:48.937 --> 39:50.895
I bet she's finally...
39:55.228 --> 39:57.145
She's wanted to for so long.
40:00.395 --> 40:02.103
What are you on about?
40:07.145 --> 40:09.187
She's a massive virgin, mate.
40:23.895 --> 40:25.603
Do you think she's all right?
40:27.187 --> 40:29.437
Mate, she's having
the time of her life.
40:37.062 --> 40:38.645
Are you jealous?
40:40.603 --> 40:43.062
No, it's...
it's not that, it's just...
40:47.770 --> 40:49.937
Well, we could go looking for her.
40:51.145 --> 40:53.020
Yeah, maybe that's a good idea.
41:13.937 --> 41:15.687
Ho, ho, this one's a lucky boy, eh?
41:18.103 --> 41:19.312
Let's go darling!
41:19.312 --> 41:20.770
Go on, deep throat him.
41:21.687 --> 41:23.062
Jesus Christ, she's gagging.
41:25.937 --> 41:26.978
Hi darling.
41:48.562 --> 41:49.978
All right, you?
41:49.978 --> 41:51.645
- Paddy!
- What are you doing?
41:51.645 --> 41:53.937
Um... not going home.
41:54.437 --> 41:56.562
Is it past your bedtime already?
41:57.562 --> 41:59.103
Where's everyone else?
41:59.853 --> 42:01.395
Still going, I think.
42:01.395 --> 42:03.937
Yeah? Oh, come on,
you can't go to bed.
42:03.937 --> 42:06.437
Me and you are always
last ones standing.
42:06.812 --> 42:09.062
You're not going leave me
on my own, are you?
42:11.478 --> 42:12.895
We go to beach?
42:14.895 --> 42:17.103
Come on! I know you want to.
42:18.228 --> 42:19.895
Come on!
42:26.270 --> 42:28.270
- Sit there.
- Here?
42:33.895 --> 42:35.937
You don't fancy the strip, then, no?
42:35.937 --> 42:37.937
- No.
- Why?
42:38.895 --> 42:40.437
I don't know.
42:43.770 --> 42:45.687
Don't you think it's mad how, like,
42:46.437 --> 42:48.353
sand just gets everywhere?
42:48.895 --> 42:50.395
No, we're on a beach.
42:51.853 --> 42:53.312
What are you on about?
42:53.312 --> 42:56.520
Yeah but, it just gets everywhere.
43:05.895 --> 43:08.770
I've not noticed it before,
but you're proper beautiful, you know?
43:15.978 --> 43:19.645
Some kind of compliment
in there somewhere.
43:21.853 --> 43:23.853
You're into our lad, though,
aren't you?
43:29.645 --> 43:31.645
So, what are you into, then?
43:35.062 --> 43:36.145
Hmm...
43:37.603 --> 43:40.603
Pasta and cheesy chips.
43:42.103 --> 43:44.187
You're fucking jokes, you!
43:53.645 --> 43:55.770
Oi, let's go skinny dipping.
43:55.937 --> 43:57.103
- No.
- Why?
43:57.270 --> 43:59.062
- 'Cause it's so cold.
- Come on! Come on!
43:59.062 --> 44:00.895
Paddy, no! No!
44:01.103 --> 44:03.853
Paddy, no! I don't want to!
Put me down!
44:03.853 --> 44:05.853
Paddy! No!
44:06.062 --> 44:08.645
No! Put me down!
44:10.270 --> 44:13.020
- It's all right once you're in it!
- It's not, alright at all Paddy.
44:13.020 --> 44:14.228
It's fucking freezing!
44:14.645 --> 44:16.270
Come here.
44:17.270 --> 44:18.353
Come here.
44:22.187 --> 44:24.145
You're going to lose all your teeth.
44:26.228 --> 44:27.645
Come here.
44:31.020 --> 44:33.103
What you laughing at?
44:35.478 --> 44:37.187
Paddy, stop!
44:37.312 --> 44:39.395
- What?
- Stop.
44:39.520 --> 44:41.187
All right, I won't touch you.
44:51.895 --> 44:53.770
No!
44:54.103 --> 44:55.478
- Come here.
- What?
44:55.687 --> 44:56.978
I'm cold!
44:59.478 --> 45:02.437
I think it's a bit unfair how it don't
work both ways, though, really.
45:02.562 --> 45:04.270
I'm cold.
45:07.437 --> 45:08.895
Come on, then.
45:22.103 --> 45:23.895
Weren't me, boss!
45:24.520 --> 45:25.895
What?
45:26.187 --> 45:28.853
I can't help it when it's wiggling
in front of me like that, can I?
45:30.353 --> 45:31.978
What are you so uptight for?
45:32.145 --> 45:33.437
I'm not.
45:34.270 --> 45:36.145
I thought you were the fun one.
45:36.895 --> 45:38.770
- Are you cold?
- Yes.
45:39.728 --> 45:41.020
Come on.
45:42.187 --> 45:43.812
Wet clothes make you colder.
45:57.603 --> 46:00.312
Chill out, it's not like
I'm asking you to marry me, is it?
46:01.770 --> 46:04.645
What do you mean,
this isn't the wedding?
46:16.853 --> 46:18.145
Yeah?
46:26.853 --> 46:28.270
Yeah?
46:31.228 --> 46:32.728
Yeah.
48:34.062 --> 48:36.103
What's your name?
48:36.103 --> 48:37.562
Tara.
48:38.478 --> 48:39.687
What's yours?
48:40.062 --> 48:41.353
I'm Fi.
48:42.520 --> 48:45.687
- Oi, you lot, this is Tara.
- Tara!
49:03.728 --> 49:05.603
Are you okay?
49:06.353 --> 49:07.937
Yeah, sorry.
49:08.520 --> 49:10.312
Where's your mates at?
49:11.728 --> 49:12.978
Um.
49:12.978 --> 49:14.687
We got split up.
50:11.395 --> 50:13.520
Do you want to come back?
50:13.687 --> 50:14.978
Yeah? Come on.
50:15.228 --> 50:18.103
Right, oi, wait! Hold!
One, two... right!
50:18.228 --> 50:20.020
Move!
50:21.145 --> 50:23.520
Let's go. Party back at our place!
50:29.812 --> 50:31.937
Tara! Tara! Tara!
50:35.895 --> 50:37.478
Three, two, one!
50:41.478 --> 50:42.978
That was stunning!
50:49.020 --> 50:50.978
You can sleep on the sofa,
I can go in with Josh.
50:51.103 --> 50:52.937
No, no, no.
50:53.062 --> 50:55.187
I'm just going to have a quick nap,
50:55.312 --> 50:57.103
and then, then I'll be fine.
50:57.603 --> 50:59.312
- That's not happening.
- It's fine.
50:59.478 --> 51:00.812
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
51:00.937 --> 51:04.312
So, like, are you and Josh
together, like?
51:04.812 --> 51:08.437
No, no, no, no, we're, like,
we're, like, basically family.
51:08.770 --> 51:11.937
- No, right, come on, seriously, in!
- No!
51:12.187 --> 51:13.312
- Yes!
- This is comfy!
51:13.437 --> 51:16.062
Well, at least just stay inside.
Everyone's, like, proper sound.
51:16.062 --> 51:20.562
No, I know, everyone is so nice,
but I'm... this is good for me.
51:21.062 --> 51:24.228
All right, fine. Okay, but you know
where we are if you need us.
51:24.770 --> 51:25.895
Thank you.
51:25.895 --> 51:28.187
- Night!
- Good night.
53:13.895 --> 53:15.187
Guess who's back!
53:15.187 --> 53:16.395
Hey!
53:16.520 --> 53:19.978
- Tara!
- I fucking told you lot.
53:20.895 --> 53:22.062
Snap!
53:22.062 --> 53:24.020
Right, right, right.
That's one that you've won.
53:24.020 --> 53:25.187
Yeah, alright...
53:25.187 --> 53:26.687
You must have...
53:28.145 --> 53:29.145
Snap!
53:31.520 --> 53:33.187
Come on, details!
53:33.187 --> 53:34.687
You were going to say?
53:34.812 --> 53:37.478
It was a sick night.
53:58.937 --> 54:00.853
So, did you and Paige...?
54:01.312 --> 54:04.062
No, we were going to
this afternoon, but...
54:04.312 --> 54:05.770
I don't know, I think...
54:05.895 --> 54:08.145
I think she's kind of nervous,
you know?
54:09.270 --> 54:11.228
Don't change the subject.
54:11.645 --> 54:13.312
Where've you been?
54:13.895 --> 54:15.937
You know, I was really freaking out.
54:16.312 --> 54:18.562
And, what,
you left your phone here, too.
54:21.645 --> 54:23.103
Taz.
54:25.520 --> 54:29.228
I, I slept with Paddy.
54:32.103 --> 54:34.062
No fucking way!
54:37.895 --> 54:40.145
When? How did that happen?
54:41.020 --> 54:42.603
On the beach.
54:43.187 --> 54:44.978
Oh, on the beach!
54:47.395 --> 54:49.187
Sounds really romantic.
54:50.062 --> 54:51.520
No.
54:51.812 --> 54:53.312
Was it good?
54:53.520 --> 54:54.812
Um...
54:58.437 --> 55:02.145
And then I met
these absolute legends in a club,
55:02.270 --> 55:06.353
danced for hours,
and then went back to their villa.
55:06.478 --> 55:09.145
And it was really mental,
but they were really cool, so...
55:10.103 --> 55:11.312
I was there all night.
55:11.520 --> 55:13.520
So, what did I miss?
55:13.728 --> 55:15.020
Who was it?
55:17.603 --> 55:19.812
Oh, you're proper sneaky,
you know?
55:21.062 --> 55:22.562
All of this,
we got to stick together,
55:22.687 --> 55:24.437
have each other's back,
blah-blah-blah.
55:24.562 --> 55:27.020
Runs off, has sex and gets new mates.
55:27.312 --> 55:28.687
Who was it?
55:30.520 --> 55:31.853
Paddy.
55:32.937 --> 55:34.395
Oh my God!
55:36.937 --> 55:39.103
Holiday romance brewing!
55:39.437 --> 55:40.437
No.
55:40.562 --> 55:43.437
Don't you think it's weird that
he hasn't said anything to youse?
55:43.603 --> 55:45.645
No.
55:46.478 --> 55:48.520
I mean,
it'll defo happen again, won't it?
55:49.645 --> 55:52.437
Hey, come on.
Let's get back into it.
55:52.728 --> 55:54.728
There's much to be celebrating,
ain't there?
55:57.520 --> 56:00.395
Get some more shots in!
You run out of shots?
56:00.395 --> 56:02.728
- All right, shots!
- Yeah, shots, shots!
56:02.728 --> 56:04.895
To Taz, the fucking legend!
56:05.270 --> 56:06.478
Yes!
56:06.603 --> 56:09.145
Round four, let's go!
56:12.228 --> 56:13.562
- Thank you.
- Ugh!
56:13.687 --> 56:15.062
Mm!
56:18.270 --> 56:20.312
- You all right?
- Yeah.
56:22.145 --> 56:25.145
Right! I'll see you lot later.
White Party.
56:25.270 --> 56:27.145
- We'll have pres here.
- Yeah.
56:38.603 --> 56:40.853
Last night was very jokes.
56:55.103 --> 56:56.687
Oi, Taz.
56:57.812 --> 57:00.728
Do you think you're going to sleep
with Paddy again tonight?
57:01.603 --> 57:02.978
Mm, no.
57:15.395 --> 57:17.312
Guys, Mum's just text.
57:17.728 --> 57:19.812
The results,
apparently they've got them.
57:21.478 --> 57:22.895
Oh my God.
57:26.353 --> 57:29.145
- I don't think I can look.
- I'm going to shower.
57:29.312 --> 57:31.103
You not going to look?
57:31.312 --> 57:33.103
No, I know that I fucked it.
57:35.812 --> 57:37.062
Yeah, me too.
57:39.395 --> 57:40.937
She said I did it.
57:40.937 --> 57:43.437
Oh my God, yes mate,
I knew you'd smash it!
57:48.687 --> 57:52.145
MUM
INCOMING CALL
57:53.812 --> 57:57.395
Look, you can always retake, okay?
57:57.812 --> 58:00.770
Just don't worry about it for now.
Just have a good time,
58:00.770 --> 58:03.812
and we'll talk about it
when you're home, okay?
58:03.812 --> 58:05.228
We love you.
58:33.103 --> 58:36.020
Guys, I'm a fucking genius.
58:36.312 --> 58:37.812
Yes, you are, bitch!
59:02.978 --> 59:05.145
- Taz, get the door.
- Taz, go get the door.
59:05.145 --> 59:07.812
- I've only got one eyelash on.
- Police! Open up!
59:07.812 --> 59:09.645
Ah! We got you there!
59:10.020 --> 59:12.728
Yo, we met these down at t' pool.
Hope you don't mind.
59:13.145 --> 59:16.187
No, the more the merrier.
Do youse want a drink?
59:18.270 --> 59:20.020
- A shot? Well how many you got?
- Yeah.
59:21.145 --> 59:23.603
- Wait, what's your name?
- I'm Gemma.
59:23.603 --> 59:25.562
- Gemma.
- Leah.
59:26.853 --> 59:28.687
Gemma, Leah,
I'm Skye, this is Em.
59:30.145 --> 59:32.728
- Tara.
- Em, send me a cup!
59:33.853 --> 59:36.603
- Catch.
- Fucking hell. Sorry, love.
59:36.853 --> 59:38.395
I know what a Libra looks like
59:38.728 --> 59:39.853
Where's them balloons then?
59:40.145 --> 59:41.978
Yeah, come on,
let's go out for a fag.
59:41.978 --> 59:43.270
It's too warm in here.
59:46.020 --> 59:47.978
- Oh.
- Take one of them.
59:48.353 --> 59:49.937
And you. Oi.
59:50.062 --> 59:51.312
Taz.
59:52.103 --> 59:53.603
You good?
59:59.687 --> 01:00:03.937
Imagine, yeah,
this genius got ten As!
01:00:04.062 --> 01:00:06.603
Let's get fucked up!
01:00:07.770 --> 01:00:11.353
Oi, shut up!
You did so fucking well.
01:00:11.478 --> 01:00:14.062
- So well!
- Wait, you looked?
01:00:14.187 --> 01:00:16.353
Yeah. Taz, I persuaded her, innit?
01:00:16.978 --> 01:00:19.812
I thought you said
you weren't going to check results.
01:00:19.937 --> 01:00:23.062
She might even be able
to come with me next year.
01:00:26.562 --> 01:00:28.103
Don't be sad, Taz.
01:00:28.103 --> 01:00:29.937
Whatever you do,
you're going to be great.
01:00:30.062 --> 01:00:32.645
When are we going?
01:00:32.770 --> 01:00:35.020
- Are we going soon?
- Come on, Taz.
01:00:37.270 --> 01:00:39.187
Oh, it's going be so fun.
01:00:39.312 --> 01:00:41.312
White Party!
01:00:52.603 --> 01:00:55.353
We got to keep an eye on Em tonight.
She's already looking fucked.
01:00:55.478 --> 01:00:58.103
We're not going to babysit her, though.
01:00:58.228 --> 01:01:01.103
Like, it's results night,
she's worked for it.
01:01:01.520 --> 01:01:04.937
Pretty sure you don't need ten As
to open a restaurant anyway.
01:01:05.728 --> 01:01:07.437
I'll get you on front desk.
01:01:07.687 --> 01:01:10.103
What restaurant have you been to
what has a front desk?
01:01:10.228 --> 01:01:12.812
Two coats? Any bags?
Yeah, that's four pounds!
01:01:12.937 --> 01:01:15.812
That's not front desk,
that's a cloakroom!
01:01:15.978 --> 01:01:18.353
I'm not going to be working
on a cloakroom.
01:01:18.603 --> 01:01:21.187
Yeah, I'm not sure you've got
much choice at this point.
01:01:26.520 --> 01:01:27.937
Nah, come on.
01:01:28.895 --> 01:01:30.145
I'm joking.
01:01:32.603 --> 01:01:35.062
I would be kinda jokes
in a cloakroom, though.
01:01:40.145 --> 01:01:42.187
So what, is Paddy good, then?
01:01:46.353 --> 01:01:47.770
Yeah, I guess.
01:01:48.770 --> 01:01:51.145
Like, he knew
what he was doing, innit?
01:01:53.562 --> 01:01:55.270
Yeah, he looks like it.
01:01:57.812 --> 01:01:59.270
Did he, like...
01:02:00.020 --> 01:02:02.353
pick you up and throw you
about and that?
01:02:03.978 --> 01:02:05.395
Kind of.
01:02:06.728 --> 01:02:08.603
Like, he's strong.
01:02:11.478 --> 01:02:14.187
Then you should deffo go
for round two with him.
01:02:25.312 --> 01:02:26.978
- That's yours.
- Thanks.
01:02:27.728 --> 01:02:31.103
All right, you two,
save it for the bedroom.
01:02:32.562 --> 01:02:34.062
You all right?
01:02:34.187 --> 01:02:35.603
Yeah, you all right?
01:02:39.812 --> 01:02:42.687
Sorry about last night.
I was trashed.
01:02:43.645 --> 01:02:45.270
What do you mean?
01:02:49.228 --> 01:02:50.728
It's fine.
01:03:16.437 --> 01:03:18.020
Fuck...
01:03:20.645 --> 01:03:21.895
Fucking, yeah...
01:03:32.187 --> 01:03:33.978
It's giving me a migraine.
01:03:34.853 --> 01:03:36.478
Come on then, let's have a shot.
01:03:36.478 --> 01:03:38.853
No, I don't want vodka,
I just want a shot. Go on.
01:05:42.895 --> 01:05:44.103
Oi oi!
01:05:44.812 --> 01:05:47.353
Where the fuck
have you been all night?
01:05:51.562 --> 01:05:53.353
We're going skinny dipping.
01:05:56.020 --> 01:05:57.645
At the hotel?
01:05:57.770 --> 01:05:59.478
No, at the beach.
01:06:00.562 --> 01:06:01.978
I'm good.
01:06:02.812 --> 01:06:05.978
Come on! It's your last night here.
Stop being a little weirdo.
01:06:06.895 --> 01:06:09.103
I don't wanna get sand everywhere.
01:06:09.645 --> 01:06:11.645
It's just fucking sand!
01:06:13.520 --> 01:06:14.978
I'm all right.
01:06:16.145 --> 01:06:17.812
Stop being a freak, Taz.
01:06:20.145 --> 01:06:21.187
Okay.
01:06:22.645 --> 01:06:25.062
Tara come on, I'm only joking.
01:06:29.562 --> 01:06:31.145
Oi, come Badger.
01:06:31.270 --> 01:06:33.562
No. I'd better walk her back.
01:06:35.603 --> 01:06:37.020
Fuck!
01:06:45.145 --> 01:06:46.270
Oh ho!
01:06:48.353 --> 01:06:50.103
What you doing, bro?
01:06:50.103 --> 01:06:51.978
Going down t' beach?
Everyone's there.
01:06:51.978 --> 01:06:53.520
Yeah, of course.
01:06:55.228 --> 01:06:57.187
Come on. Paddy's coming.
01:06:59.895 --> 01:07:01.437
She loves it on t' beach, her.
01:07:04.353 --> 01:07:05.603
Come.
01:07:10.187 --> 01:07:11.770
I'll come and find you later on.
01:07:45.395 --> 01:07:47.062
Do you want a drink?
01:07:56.353 --> 01:07:57.353
Cuppa?
01:08:01.270 --> 01:08:02.812
Yeah, sure.
01:08:05.020 --> 01:08:09.103
What would you rather be,
a baby goat or a mata baby?
01:08:10.978 --> 01:08:12.853
What's a mata baby?
01:08:13.270 --> 01:08:15.562
I don't know baby,
what's the matter with you?
01:08:24.937 --> 01:08:26.770
Do you want any sugar?
01:08:27.353 --> 01:08:28.895
Uh-huh.
01:11:12.187 --> 01:11:14.937
- Party! Party! Party!
- Taz! Taz!
01:11:15.062 --> 01:11:17.687
Where were you?
We missed you, mate.
01:11:18.895 --> 01:11:22.812
- Come on, gorgeous!
- Party! Party! Party! Party!
01:11:23.062 --> 01:11:25.937
- What time is it?
- We didn't come here to sleep.
01:11:26.062 --> 01:11:27.562
We bought you a present.
01:11:28.478 --> 01:11:30.353
- Got a dead weight!
- Sort her out.
01:11:30.728 --> 01:11:32.853
Wake up, you lazybones.
01:11:33.437 --> 01:11:35.812
- You're not even asleep.
- Come on!
01:11:36.020 --> 01:11:38.853
- What's the matter with you?
- Party! Party! Party!
01:11:38.978 --> 01:11:42.312
- Oi, Badger, where's the fags?
- Get up! Stop being lazy.
01:11:48.853 --> 01:11:50.145
Hi.
01:11:55.228 --> 01:11:56.645
Hi.
01:11:58.395 --> 01:12:00.020
I just want to say...
01:12:01.895 --> 01:12:03.978
last night were amazing.
01:12:12.478 --> 01:12:14.145
I'm asleep.
01:12:15.353 --> 01:12:17.103
I just came to say hi.
01:12:19.228 --> 01:12:20.520
Hi.
01:12:28.020 --> 01:12:29.312
What are you doing?
01:12:29.603 --> 01:12:31.187
Sleeping here.
01:12:44.145 --> 01:12:45.770
Did you not like it?
01:12:52.728 --> 01:12:54.937
Yo, I've got a drink
for you here, bro.
01:12:55.103 --> 01:12:56.812
I'm all right, me, bro.
01:12:57.437 --> 01:13:00.562
I'm good. I'm going to go to bed, me,
I'm pretty tired.
01:13:03.520 --> 01:13:05.312
I'm a taken man now, aren't I?
01:13:22.895 --> 01:13:24.728
What are you wearing?
01:13:28.020 --> 01:13:29.895
Get these off you, you'll be red hot.
01:13:46.812 --> 01:13:48.520
Everyone's here, Paddy,
and I'm asleep.
01:13:48.520 --> 01:13:50.228
All right, all right.
01:13:52.312 --> 01:13:53.937
Taz?
01:13:56.937 --> 01:13:58.187
Tara?
01:13:58.395 --> 01:13:59.853
Yeah, Em?
01:14:01.103 --> 01:14:02.520
Love you.
01:14:04.728 --> 01:14:06.270
I love you, too, mate.
01:14:08.020 --> 01:14:09.478
You all right?
01:14:10.853 --> 01:14:12.020
Yeah.
01:14:12.187 --> 01:14:13.687
I am,
01:14:14.312 --> 01:14:16.353
but I'm a bit pissed, though, mate.
01:14:17.562 --> 01:14:20.312
I think I'm really going to
miss you next year.
01:14:20.978 --> 01:14:22.978
Are we still going to hang out?
01:14:23.478 --> 01:14:25.145
Yeah, mate, we will.
01:14:25.812 --> 01:14:27.895
We'll be best friends for life.
01:14:29.270 --> 01:14:30.353
Hm.
01:14:53.562 --> 01:14:55.687
Don't move. Let me do it.
01:15:00.395 --> 01:15:02.187
Am I too fast?
01:15:02.562 --> 01:15:04.353
You like it fast, don't you?
01:15:04.853 --> 01:15:06.520
My neck is killing me...
01:15:06.520 --> 01:15:08.562
Let us in the bed, for fuck's sake.
01:15:11.770 --> 01:15:16.020
That floor is fucking rough,
mate, my neck's fucked.
01:15:24.812 --> 01:15:26.645
Told you you would.
01:15:28.978 --> 01:15:30.728
I love you, mate.
01:15:33.228 --> 01:15:35.437
Best holiday ever.
01:16:34.603 --> 01:16:36.562
Probably won't go out tonight.
01:16:40.645 --> 01:16:42.645
Went a bit hard, innit?
01:16:56.520 --> 01:16:58.687
You can't pretend you can't hear me.
01:16:59.187 --> 01:17:01.020
I made it onto your balcony now.
01:17:02.312 --> 01:17:04.228
Yeah, sorry, I'm just tired.
01:17:08.312 --> 01:17:10.228
Wake up legends!
01:17:10.228 --> 01:17:12.937
Mission complete! On t' next one!
01:17:13.187 --> 01:17:14.603
Round...
01:17:15.145 --> 01:17:17.062
Fucking what round is it?
01:17:17.270 --> 01:17:18.603
Morning, gorgeous. All right?
01:17:25.562 --> 01:17:27.145
What you saying?
01:17:27.520 --> 01:17:29.270
Nothing, I'm chilling, bro.
01:17:34.145 --> 01:17:36.020
Fucking hell! Good chat lads!
01:17:51.353 --> 01:17:53.395
He's a nightmare of a guy.
01:17:55.312 --> 01:17:56.687
Mm...
01:18:06.145 --> 01:18:07.853
I've known him since I were little.
01:18:09.812 --> 01:18:13.062
His mum and my mum,
they're best mates.
01:18:20.312 --> 01:18:22.145
And we live on the same street.
01:18:24.187 --> 01:18:25.812
That's nice.
01:18:50.312 --> 01:18:51.687
See you back home.
01:18:51.812 --> 01:18:53.978
Yeah, we'll come down.
It'll be well jokes.
01:18:54.103 --> 01:18:55.603
Yeah, or we'll come up.
01:18:55.728 --> 01:18:57.228
See how you northern lot do it.
01:18:57.228 --> 01:18:59.270
Anyway, we're all
coming back next year.
01:18:59.270 --> 01:19:01.353
Same time, same place, no excuses.
01:19:01.353 --> 01:19:03.062
Yeah, no excuses.
01:19:03.270 --> 01:19:04.812
No early bedtimes either, Taz.
01:19:04.937 --> 01:19:06.187
Call her, then, innit.
01:19:06.187 --> 01:19:07.937
Make sure you text me
when you get home.
01:19:07.937 --> 01:19:09.562
You gave Paddy your number, yeah?
01:19:09.562 --> 01:19:10.937
See you later.
01:19:14.978 --> 01:19:16.187
- Bye.
- See ya.
01:19:16.187 --> 01:19:17.853
See you gorgeous!
01:21:22.395 --> 01:21:24.478
Uh, I'm going to get
some munch from here.
01:21:25.728 --> 01:21:27.062
What do youse want?
01:21:27.187 --> 01:21:29.437
- Chips if they have them.
- Yeah, chips also.
01:21:30.562 --> 01:21:31.853
Banging.
01:21:35.062 --> 01:21:37.145
Give us all the details then.
01:21:37.562 --> 01:21:39.687
There's not really anything to add to it.
01:21:44.062 --> 01:21:46.228
I reckon we'll come back next year.
01:21:52.312 --> 01:21:54.312
Oi, you did it again last night, innit?
01:22:00.062 --> 01:22:01.562
I swear!
01:22:03.145 --> 01:22:05.937
Oh, was it better
the second time, yeah?
01:22:12.478 --> 01:22:14.603
Why are you being sheepish?
01:22:14.728 --> 01:22:16.478
Come on, give us the details.
01:22:16.687 --> 01:22:18.062
No.
01:22:18.228 --> 01:22:20.437
It didn't count.
It weren't really proper.
01:22:20.437 --> 01:22:23.103
- How can it not be proper?
- Here.
01:22:25.645 --> 01:22:26.853
What are you pair saying?
01:22:26.978 --> 01:22:28.853
Just saying about last night.
01:22:28.853 --> 01:22:30.853
Taz is saying it didn't count.
01:22:32.395 --> 01:22:33.687
He's fit.
01:22:34.020 --> 01:22:35.187
In my opinion, anyway.
01:22:36.062 --> 01:22:37.353
I would have.
01:22:39.728 --> 01:22:41.145
Yeah, he is fit.
01:22:41.645 --> 01:22:43.978
Who'd have thought
you two would get laid the most?
01:22:47.978 --> 01:22:49.728
Yeah, I don't know, he's just...
01:22:50.228 --> 01:22:51.687
a weird guy, innit?
01:22:52.062 --> 01:22:53.728
What do you mean,
he's a weird guy?
01:22:53.728 --> 01:22:55.062
Forget him!
01:22:56.395 --> 01:22:58.687
We're going out
as soon as we get home, yeah?
01:22:59.062 --> 01:23:01.312
We got local man to get on, now!
01:23:01.687 --> 01:23:03.812
Huh! Fuck Paddy, man!
01:23:03.937 --> 01:23:05.895
You can do so much better.
01:23:14.937 --> 01:23:16.353
Taz?
01:23:21.145 --> 01:23:22.520
I like, I was...
01:23:25.145 --> 01:23:26.687
asleep, so...
01:23:33.103 --> 01:23:34.520
Are you saying...?
01:23:38.312 --> 01:23:40.687
What, Taz, was he like that
with you both nights?
01:23:52.228 --> 01:23:53.562
It's fine.
01:23:58.562 --> 01:24:00.270
You should've said something, like.
01:24:00.770 --> 01:24:02.312
I didn't clock, I...
01:24:05.062 --> 01:24:06.395
Taz...
01:24:07.395 --> 01:24:09.937
No, you're right, I should've,
I should've said something.
01:24:12.103 --> 01:24:13.353
It's fine.
01:24:18.812 --> 01:24:20.020
No, it's not.
01:24:20.645 --> 01:24:23.062
We should buy stuff here.
It's much cheaper.
01:24:23.437 --> 01:24:26.020
I didn't even get a tattoo
or anything on this holiday.
01:24:27.103 --> 01:24:28.645
You were busy.
01:24:32.562 --> 01:24:34.145
Oi, smell that.
01:24:35.270 --> 01:24:37.562
- It's banging, that.
- Mm.
01:24:37.562 --> 01:24:39.645
- ...to London, Luton.
- Yeah.
01:24:39.770 --> 01:24:41.978
Fuck! You guys know
this is our plane boarding, innit?
01:24:42.687 --> 01:24:43.728
Come on!
01:24:43.728 --> 01:24:46.395
...the gate will be closing
in five minutes. Final call...
01:24:46.645 --> 01:24:48.687
Go! Go! Go! Go...
01:25:03.937 --> 01:25:05.270
We got this.
01:25:11.937 --> 01:25:13.937
We're coming home!
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