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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:12,139 --> 00:01:14,474 Another day in paradise. 2 00:01:15,777 --> 00:01:17,277 Omigod, I found him. 3 00:01:18,178 --> 00:01:19,614 There he is. 4 00:01:19,647 --> 00:01:22,717 This guy's been doing this every day since lockdown began. 5 00:01:29,524 --> 00:01:31,124 He's coming. 6 00:01:39,901 --> 00:01:42,135 Ha! Here he is. 7 00:01:44,839 --> 00:01:46,406 Majestic. 8 00:01:48,208 --> 00:01:51,144 See, this is what happens when they put us on house arrest 9 00:01:51,178 --> 00:01:53,146 for a crime we didn't commit. 10 00:01:53,180 --> 00:01:55,516 People start going apeshit. 11 00:01:57,351 --> 00:01:59,419 Exhibit A right here. 12 00:02:05,325 --> 00:02:07,127 Where's your mask?! 13 00:02:08,863 --> 00:02:10,632 And where is your mask? 14 00:02:10,665 --> 00:02:14,502 Hi, I'm Annie Hardy and you're watching Band Car, 15 00:02:14,535 --> 00:02:18,271 the internet's number 1 live improvised music show 16 00:02:18,305 --> 00:02:19,707 broadcast... 17 00:02:19,741 --> 00:02:21,576 ...from a moving vehicle. 18 00:02:21,609 --> 00:02:22,910 Here's how it works. 19 00:02:22,944 --> 00:02:25,647 You write in one word in uppercase letters. 20 00:02:26,213 --> 00:02:29,383 I'm making a beat I'm gonna improvise a song 21 00:02:29,416 --> 00:02:31,919 and work in your word and before too long... 22 00:02:31,953 --> 00:02:34,388 ...we will have made a collaboration. 23 00:02:36,791 --> 00:02:39,226 I don't know, why not? 24 00:02:40,028 --> 00:02:42,262 Something tells me you're not up to much. 25 00:02:42,295 --> 00:02:44,966 Yes, lockdown, getting it on. 26 00:02:44,999 --> 00:02:46,701 Having to fuck your own Dad. 27 00:02:46,734 --> 00:02:48,636 Come on, that's rough. 28 00:02:48,670 --> 00:02:49,837 But we do what we must. 29 00:02:49,871 --> 00:02:53,273 If you can't be free you must... 30 00:02:53,908 --> 00:02:55,777 ...commit the sin of incest. 31 00:02:55,810 --> 00:02:58,780 It's not the worst but it's not the best. 32 00:02:58,813 --> 00:03:00,982 I don't really know - do what you want. 33 00:03:01,015 --> 00:03:04,284 I don't judge, I'm objective as motherfuckin' fuck. 34 00:03:04,317 --> 00:03:06,219 Yeah, nice bike... 35 00:03:06,888 --> 00:03:07,955 ...man. 36 00:03:11,458 --> 00:03:13,928 "Ring, ring," I'm calling 'em up. 37 00:03:13,961 --> 00:03:16,731 "What you up to today, you dumb fuck? 38 00:03:16,764 --> 00:03:19,701 "Staying inside, hashtag stayin' safe? 39 00:03:19,734 --> 00:03:21,669 "Man, you can suck my queef." 40 00:03:21,703 --> 00:03:23,771 Is it safe to be so lonely? 41 00:03:23,805 --> 00:03:26,641 Everybody's trying to kill they-selves. 42 00:03:26,674 --> 00:03:28,910 This place is like a living hell. 43 00:03:28,943 --> 00:03:31,779 For something with a 99.6 recovery rate. 44 00:03:31,813 --> 00:03:32,914 Raae-- 45 00:03:34,749 --> 00:03:35,850 Meh. 46 00:03:38,619 --> 00:03:40,387 I gotta get outta here. 47 00:03:40,420 --> 00:03:42,790 Oh, shit on my face. 48 00:03:42,824 --> 00:03:44,025 Gosh, darn it! 49 00:03:44,058 --> 00:03:46,694 Fuck, fucking, fuck-ass. 50 00:03:46,728 --> 00:03:49,530 I'mma kill someone. Damn it. 51 00:03:52,466 --> 00:03:54,334 Gotta bring this. 52 00:03:54,367 --> 00:03:55,703 This one? 53 00:03:56,904 --> 00:03:58,405 I see you. 54 00:04:02,944 --> 00:04:05,747 I told her that I was leaving two nights ago 55 00:04:05,780 --> 00:04:10,283 and she proceeded to immediately urinate on my pants. 56 00:04:10,317 --> 00:04:12,887 I wasn't wearing them. They were on the ground. 57 00:04:12,920 --> 00:04:14,822 It's OK, Goostein. 58 00:04:14,856 --> 00:04:17,925 I'm feral too, I understand. 59 00:04:27,434 --> 00:04:31,806 It is one of the hardest things for me to do... 60 00:04:31,839 --> 00:04:33,674 ...to leave this little cat. 61 00:04:34,509 --> 00:04:37,845 Otherwise who cares? This place is a shithole. 62 00:04:37,879 --> 00:04:39,947 Angels, if I'm forgetting something, 63 00:04:39,981 --> 00:04:44,719 tell me now or forever hold your peace, please. 64 00:04:44,752 --> 00:04:45,953 Mm. 65 00:04:48,723 --> 00:04:49,924 And we're off... 66 00:04:51,859 --> 00:04:54,695 ...to see the world. 67 00:05:06,073 --> 00:05:07,909 Welcome to the ghost town. 68 00:05:07,942 --> 00:05:11,746 I never seen LAX like this before. 69 00:05:11,779 --> 00:05:16,416 Gate 135 boarding, ghosts only to the ghost plane. 70 00:05:16,449 --> 00:05:17,652 This shit is nuts. 71 00:05:18,318 --> 00:05:21,088 Check out "future me" over here. 72 00:05:23,658 --> 00:05:26,727 Don't sound so good either. 73 00:05:30,898 --> 00:05:34,669 I got this hat clip thing at Duty Free. 74 00:05:40,107 --> 00:05:42,643 "And they all wondered why she got... 75 00:05:42,677 --> 00:05:44,579 "...brain cancer." 76 00:05:44,612 --> 00:05:46,781 - Hello. - Hello, how are you? 77 00:05:46,814 --> 00:05:48,049 I'm good. 78 00:05:48,082 --> 00:05:49,817 58K, straight over there, on the right. 79 00:05:49,851 --> 00:05:51,686 Thank you! 80 00:05:51,719 --> 00:05:53,688 And we're off. 81 00:06:14,275 --> 00:06:17,178 ♪ We're still rolling after all these years. ♪ 82 00:06:17,211 --> 00:06:20,514 ♪ It's Annie Hardy, I've cried a million tears ♪ 83 00:06:20,548 --> 00:06:22,650 ♪ Here I am to cry again ♪ 84 00:06:22,683 --> 00:06:25,987 ♪ In England, at the house my friend. ♪ 85 00:06:26,954 --> 00:06:31,792 Here we are rolling up to El Stretcho's house. 86 00:06:31,826 --> 00:06:32,994 This is it. 87 00:06:34,662 --> 00:06:37,430 Hopefully, nothing's changed too much. 88 00:06:38,766 --> 00:06:41,769 "All lives won't matter until..." 89 00:06:41,802 --> 00:06:42,870 Brother. 90 00:06:46,674 --> 00:06:48,776 Yes! 91 00:06:48,809 --> 00:06:52,013 I knew Stretch would not let me down by changing ever. 92 00:06:55,783 --> 00:06:58,052 Fucking British keys, man. 93 00:06:59,053 --> 00:07:00,187 Pretty gay. 94 00:07:00,221 --> 00:07:03,791 And I mean that in the 1990s way. 95 00:07:05,059 --> 00:07:06,827 I'm gonna drop trou here. 96 00:07:26,814 --> 00:07:30,483 Stretch has a photograph to commemorate 97 00:07:30,518 --> 00:07:31,919 the first time he got crabs. 98 00:07:37,992 --> 00:07:40,561 Oh, what's going on in there? 99 00:07:42,663 --> 00:07:44,632 I recognise that nose 100 00:07:44,665 --> 00:07:48,069 and all that cum swilling out of his mouth anywhere. 101 00:07:49,603 --> 00:07:53,040 There's good old Stretch back in the day... 102 00:07:53,074 --> 00:07:55,943 ...my nice, sweet little friend. 103 00:07:59,013 --> 00:08:01,148 Yeah, there is someone behind me. 104 00:08:01,182 --> 00:08:04,852 It's your dad who just pulled his micro penis out of my ass. 105 00:08:23,604 --> 00:08:24,905 It's Stretch. 106 00:08:27,942 --> 00:08:30,211 I'm gonna do what I used to do. 107 00:08:30,244 --> 00:08:32,913 We used to do this to each other on tour. 108 00:08:32,947 --> 00:08:35,583 It's called the Silverlake Handshake. 109 00:08:35,616 --> 00:08:36,851 It's pretty cool. 110 00:08:55,870 --> 00:08:58,172 Fuck off! Fuck off! 111 00:08:58,205 --> 00:09:00,708 Hey, hey! Fuck! 112 00:09:02,610 --> 00:09:05,146 - Gemma, it's OK, it's OK. - Shit on my dick! 113 00:09:08,682 --> 00:09:12,653 We're here on my first morning at Stretch's house. 114 00:09:12,686 --> 00:09:15,289 Let's see what have they to eat for me. 115 00:09:15,322 --> 00:09:18,025 Smells like health food! 116 00:09:18,059 --> 00:09:21,062 What in the mother-F are these? 117 00:09:21,862 --> 00:09:24,632 You know, Stretch used to love a nice cheeseburger. 118 00:09:24,665 --> 00:09:25,900 I don't know... 119 00:09:26,467 --> 00:09:28,269 ...what went wrong, huh. 120 00:09:30,037 --> 00:09:31,672 Hello! 121 00:09:32,773 --> 00:09:34,008 Good morning. 122 00:09:34,041 --> 00:09:35,142 Morning. 123 00:09:36,110 --> 00:09:37,812 Would you like a coffee? 124 00:09:37,845 --> 00:09:39,947 I would love one, thank you. 125 00:09:44,285 --> 00:09:45,753 Just... 126 00:09:46,954 --> 00:09:48,155 ...rub it together. 127 00:09:48,189 --> 00:09:49,290 Got it. 128 00:09:49,990 --> 00:09:53,060 One of my viewers says that you're hot. 129 00:09:53,094 --> 00:09:54,161 Oh! 130 00:09:54,962 --> 00:09:56,197 Thanks. 131 00:09:56,230 --> 00:10:00,768 This other guy says that he wants you to take your tits out 132 00:10:00,801 --> 00:10:03,671 and he's pretty adamant about it. 133 00:10:03,704 --> 00:10:06,640 How do you respond to this display of toxic masculinity? 134 00:10:06,674 --> 00:10:07,875 Sorry, do you wanna-- 135 00:10:07,908 --> 00:10:09,376 I just wanna keep social distancing, thanks. 136 00:10:09,410 --> 00:10:11,745 ♪ If you sanitise ♪ 137 00:10:11,779 --> 00:10:13,914 ♪ Because you believe the lies ♪ 138 00:10:13,948 --> 00:10:18,285 ♪ That the mainstream media guys tell you. ♪ 139 00:10:18,319 --> 00:10:20,287 - Viral Stretch! - Yo. 140 00:10:20,321 --> 00:10:23,991 - Hey! - What are you doing here? 141 00:10:24,024 --> 00:10:29,763 I am just running away from the fucking madness of America, bro. 142 00:10:29,797 --> 00:10:31,999 What is this - you vlogging? 143 00:10:32,032 --> 00:10:34,101 ♪ We got Annie Hardy back in the house ♪ 144 00:10:34,135 --> 00:10:36,770 What is this fucking beard, this chomo beard. 145 00:10:41,775 --> 00:10:42,943 Annie, check it out. 146 00:10:43,744 --> 00:10:46,313 - Oh, look at me! - Oh, is this you? 147 00:10:46,347 --> 00:10:49,016 That is me from back back in the day. 148 00:10:49,049 --> 00:10:50,251 - Remember this? - 2010. 149 00:10:50,284 --> 00:10:52,153 Tell me. I want to hear stories. 150 00:10:52,186 --> 00:10:55,289 He was crazed back then. We call him Stretch. 151 00:10:55,322 --> 00:10:59,093 And I think he's always thought that it's just because he's really tall. 152 00:10:59,126 --> 00:11:02,229 That is exactly why it is. - But that's not why. 153 00:11:02,263 --> 00:11:03,330 What? 154 00:11:03,364 --> 00:11:05,366 You know, nightly after shows, 155 00:11:05,399 --> 00:11:09,003 he would find a groupie from the crowd, select her, 156 00:11:09,036 --> 00:11:12,039 cast his wizardry spell on her and bring her backstage 157 00:11:12,072 --> 00:11:14,808 where he would take two fingers and stretch her butthole apart... 158 00:11:14,842 --> 00:11:16,243 - Oh! - That is not true. 159 00:11:16,277 --> 00:11:19,113 ...and insert a backstage fruit or vegetable. 160 00:11:19,146 --> 00:11:20,247 That is not true. 161 00:11:20,281 --> 00:11:22,883 Yes, it is so. - No, no, it's not. 162 00:11:22,917 --> 00:11:24,752 That's-- I'm called "Stretch" because I'm tall. 163 00:11:24,785 --> 00:11:26,420 Could I have some sugar? 164 00:11:26,453 --> 00:11:28,055 I'm called "Stretch" because I'm tall. 165 00:11:28,088 --> 00:11:29,723 To me, it sounds like you're ashamed 166 00:11:29,757 --> 00:11:32,092 and I think that's a bad, bad thing to hold in your body. 167 00:11:32,126 --> 00:11:33,727 Let's get rid of it! 168 00:11:33,761 --> 00:11:36,096 Let's do a shame-expelling exercise. - I'm not ashamed. 169 00:11:36,130 --> 00:11:39,166 What we gotta do here is stamp our right feet... 170 00:11:39,200 --> 00:11:40,868 - ...and make a sound! - Yeah, come on, Amar. 171 00:11:42,836 --> 00:11:44,338 - Come on, babe. - You guys do it. 172 00:11:44,371 --> 00:11:47,041 Come on, Stretch! 173 00:11:52,012 --> 00:11:55,749 You got Stretch in the car with my main girl Annie Haaarr.... 174 00:11:55,783 --> 00:11:59,153 D...icks is all I wanna... it. 175 00:11:59,186 --> 00:12:01,956 "Eat" I meant to say. 176 00:12:01,989 --> 00:12:04,258 Looking round for a butt buffet. 177 00:12:04,291 --> 00:12:05,527 I love food. 178 00:12:05,560 --> 00:12:07,394 I love eating food. 179 00:12:07,428 --> 00:12:11,198 Whether it's hot or it's cold, I'm in the mood. 180 00:12:11,232 --> 00:12:13,867 Gonna get some right up in his boot, 181 00:12:13,901 --> 00:12:15,369 right in the undercarriage, 182 00:12:15,402 --> 00:12:17,004 you know that looks cute. 183 00:12:17,037 --> 00:12:20,040 I got stuff in my ass, that's true it's not grass - 184 00:12:20,074 --> 00:12:21,308 it's fruit. 185 00:12:21,342 --> 00:12:23,177 I got a butt buffet. 186 00:12:23,210 --> 00:12:26,146 He's got a butt buffet, like, every day. 187 00:12:26,180 --> 00:12:30,217 He's got two apples and a motherfucking grape. 188 00:12:30,251 --> 00:12:33,187 Can I get maybe one orange? 189 00:12:33,220 --> 00:12:35,256 All I wanna know... 190 00:12:37,057 --> 00:12:38,926 ...what rhymes with orange? 191 00:12:42,896 --> 00:12:45,366 Every single day I got a butt buffet... 192 00:12:45,399 --> 00:12:47,001 ...in my ass. - He's got a butt buffet. 193 00:12:47,034 --> 00:12:49,571 Order number 2, veggie all-day breakfast. 194 00:12:49,604 --> 00:12:51,205 - Number 2, yeah. - Number two! 195 00:12:51,238 --> 00:12:52,406 That's me. 196 00:12:52,940 --> 00:12:55,843 Stretch, completely winning at life. 197 00:12:56,377 --> 00:12:59,980 ♪ Times are tough but Stretch is a survivor. ♪ 198 00:13:00,014 --> 00:13:02,983 ♪ Got him a job as a delivery driver. ♪ 199 00:13:03,017 --> 00:13:05,553 ♪ Suck your dick for a fiver. ♪ 200 00:13:05,587 --> 00:13:08,255 He'll do it for free. That's pro bono. - Shut up. 201 00:13:08,289 --> 00:13:11,526 I brought you a gift, Stretch, from my homeland. 202 00:13:11,559 --> 00:13:15,829 It's an orgonite Pyramid. It's got crystals inside of it. 203 00:13:15,863 --> 00:13:18,533 It'll help you so that your erectile dysfunction 204 00:13:18,566 --> 00:13:20,234 won't flare up so much. 205 00:13:20,267 --> 00:13:22,069 Thank you, essential worker. 206 00:13:22,102 --> 00:13:23,971 Lord bless the man's food. 207 00:13:24,004 --> 00:13:25,906 - No, don't touch the food. - Step back. 208 00:13:25,939 --> 00:13:27,542 He said I was gonna be fine. 209 00:13:27,575 --> 00:13:30,244 They furloughed me for a month so, you know, we were just chill. 210 00:13:30,277 --> 00:13:32,046 And then they just kept stringing us along 211 00:13:32,079 --> 00:13:35,049 and they weren't really telling anybody what was going on. 212 00:13:35,082 --> 00:13:38,886 I don't know, I thought-- 213 00:13:38,919 --> 00:13:40,087 Track 'n Trace. 214 00:13:40,120 --> 00:13:41,623 What's Track 'n Trace? 215 00:13:41,656 --> 00:13:43,857 You've gotta sign in with an app. 216 00:13:43,891 --> 00:13:47,961 They make you sign in? This is insane! 217 00:13:47,995 --> 00:13:50,064 Can you just, um...if you could just put on the mask, please-- 218 00:13:50,097 --> 00:13:51,533 Oh, I'm wearing a mask. 219 00:13:51,566 --> 00:13:54,902 It's a new fibre technology where you can't actually see it. 220 00:13:54,935 --> 00:13:56,403 It's good. - OK, yeah. 221 00:13:56,437 --> 00:13:57,971 But trust that I'm wearing one. 222 00:13:58,005 --> 00:14:00,374 Yeah, no, I do need you to put on a mask though. 223 00:14:00,407 --> 00:14:03,310 Come again. I can't understand you, the muffled sound of your mask. 224 00:14:03,344 --> 00:14:04,945 I'm saying if... I'm saying if you're in here... 225 00:14:04,978 --> 00:14:06,880 - Oh, hypocrite! - ...you need to put a mask on. 226 00:14:06,914 --> 00:14:08,148 Mask on cos this is my job. 227 00:14:08,182 --> 00:14:11,018 I cannot put the mask on because it's my job to tell the truth 228 00:14:11,051 --> 00:14:13,187 that this is a scam. - Can you turn that phone off, please. 229 00:14:13,220 --> 00:14:16,957 Do you know anyone who's died of Covic? 230 00:14:16,990 --> 00:14:19,059 - Answer me and I'll leave! - Get her out of the shop. 231 00:14:19,093 --> 00:14:21,028 - I'm so sorry. - Just get her out of here. 232 00:14:21,061 --> 00:14:23,030 You guys need to fucking wake the fuck up. 233 00:14:23,063 --> 00:14:24,498 - Don't touch anything! - Put your mask on. 234 00:14:24,532 --> 00:14:26,233 His nose is out, so how's that work? 235 00:14:26,266 --> 00:14:29,002 I told you to get out the shop, so get out the fucking shop! 236 00:14:29,036 --> 00:14:30,337 - Get out! Get out! - Annie. 237 00:14:30,371 --> 00:14:31,673 - Get out the fucking-- - Annie, just stop. 238 00:14:31,706 --> 00:14:34,108 It's fucking hectic. Get the fuck out the shop! 239 00:14:34,141 --> 00:14:36,377 - Sorry, mate. Annie, please! - Seriously! Get her out. 240 00:14:36,410 --> 00:14:37,679 Listen, Annie-- - Fuck you! 241 00:14:37,712 --> 00:14:39,279 Get this fucking crazy bitch out of my shop. 242 00:14:39,313 --> 00:14:41,215 I'm sorry. - Annie, just fuck off. 243 00:14:41,248 --> 00:14:43,150 - I'm so sorry, mate. - In both cultures. 244 00:14:43,183 --> 00:14:44,918 Annie, go on, behave. Don't do that. 245 00:14:44,952 --> 00:14:47,054 America, England, America, England. 246 00:14:47,087 --> 00:14:49,022 - Sorry, mate. Annie! - Rounding them up for the camps. 247 00:14:49,056 --> 00:14:50,357 Annie, just wait in the fucking car. 248 00:14:50,391 --> 00:14:52,159 Fuckin' idiot. 249 00:14:52,192 --> 00:14:54,596 Stretch, come on. That guy was a fuckin' asshole. 250 00:14:55,630 --> 00:14:56,897 Stretch... 251 00:14:58,399 --> 00:15:01,569 Maybe your feminazi girlfriend will be happy to see me. 252 00:15:01,603 --> 00:15:03,971 Not coming in this fucking house! 253 00:15:04,004 --> 00:15:05,339 You'll risk our fucking safety! 254 00:15:05,372 --> 00:15:07,675 Get her the fuck out of this house, Amar! 255 00:15:19,987 --> 00:15:22,624 They're deciding my fate in there. 256 00:15:23,157 --> 00:15:28,996 Well, will I be executed for owning a red hat? 257 00:15:29,029 --> 00:15:31,198 Or will I be allowed to live? 258 00:15:31,231 --> 00:15:33,568 Find out on the stunning conclusion 259 00:15:33,601 --> 00:15:36,303 of "This is Fucking Bullshit". 260 00:15:37,004 --> 00:15:39,574 Thank you very much. I'm outta here. 261 00:15:39,607 --> 00:15:42,109 See you fucking libtards later. 262 00:15:42,142 --> 00:15:43,343 Yo! 263 00:15:43,377 --> 00:15:46,280 MAGA, Stretch, you fucking libtard bitch. 264 00:15:46,313 --> 00:15:49,149 Big-ass nose and the legs of a chick. 265 00:15:49,183 --> 00:15:53,487 In, my friend, you are not, it in... 266 00:15:53,521 --> 00:15:55,757 ...to tonight - do the bitch right - 267 00:15:55,790 --> 00:15:59,026 plus you won't forgive me for stealing the car, aite. 268 00:15:59,059 --> 00:16:01,295 May have made a mistake, but probably not. 269 00:16:01,328 --> 00:16:04,465 My biggest mistake was thinking that you didn't suck. 270 00:16:04,498 --> 00:16:06,668 No one understands me, no one could. 271 00:16:06,701 --> 00:16:10,170 I got the brain of a genius, you got the brain of wood. 272 00:16:12,039 --> 00:16:15,209 You can't cancel me, I don't exist 273 00:16:15,242 --> 00:16:18,145 You's a fucking group-think bitch 274 00:16:18,178 --> 00:16:20,447 Hive-minded as the day is long 275 00:16:20,481 --> 00:16:24,151 And your girlfriend fucks you with a nine-inch dong. 276 00:16:24,184 --> 00:16:26,420 Yo, that's-- ♪ Hey, Amar ♪ 277 00:16:26,453 --> 00:16:28,623 ♪ Pick up the phone It's me, Gemma ♪ 278 00:16:28,656 --> 00:16:30,224 ♪ I know you're alone ♪ 279 00:16:30,257 --> 00:16:32,459 ♪ Thanks for making this beat for me ♪ 280 00:16:32,493 --> 00:16:35,128 ♪ So I can call you and tell you what-- ♪ 281 00:16:36,396 --> 00:16:37,464 Hello! 282 00:16:37,498 --> 00:16:39,066 Annie, where the fuck are you? 283 00:16:39,099 --> 00:16:41,401 Bring my car back right now, you fucking psycho. 284 00:16:41,435 --> 00:16:44,071 Bitch I don't have your car. I don't know what you're talking about. 285 00:16:44,104 --> 00:16:46,039 Bring my car back right now or I am gonna call-- 286 00:16:46,073 --> 00:16:47,775 I am gonna take all of your things 287 00:16:47,809 --> 00:16:49,577 and I'm gonna empty it out in the street. 288 00:16:49,611 --> 00:16:50,778 Don't smoke in my fucking car! 289 00:16:50,812 --> 00:16:52,312 We're gonna call the police on you! 290 00:16:52,346 --> 00:16:55,517 I'll throw all your shit out on the street if you don't come back. 291 00:16:55,984 --> 00:16:57,519 Biatch! 292 00:16:57,552 --> 00:17:03,257 Oh, Stretch, buddy, looks like someone wants you to deliver them some food. 293 00:17:03,791 --> 00:17:07,361 Well, I'm hungry too. 294 00:17:07,394 --> 00:17:09,229 Should we take it or what? 295 00:17:09,831 --> 00:17:11,231 You think? 296 00:17:11,265 --> 00:17:14,101 "Accept" and then it's confirmed. 297 00:17:14,134 --> 00:17:17,605 Don't worry, man. I would never put your job in peril. 298 00:17:22,577 --> 00:17:24,211 This looks to be it. 299 00:17:24,812 --> 00:17:26,681 The Beano Cafe. 300 00:17:28,550 --> 00:17:32,352 There better be-no problems with my order today. 301 00:17:33,320 --> 00:17:37,057 You know, sometimes I think you're the only ones who understand me. 302 00:17:37,825 --> 00:17:40,728 Then I realise you guys don't quite understand me either. 303 00:17:40,762 --> 00:17:42,429 But most of you guys... 304 00:17:42,462 --> 00:17:44,866 ...are at least nice to me. 305 00:17:44,899 --> 00:17:46,400 I don't need nobody else. 306 00:17:47,301 --> 00:17:48,703 My Band Car-holics tonight 307 00:17:48,736 --> 00:17:51,405 are the only ones who matter in this world. 308 00:17:52,372 --> 00:17:53,440 Alright. 309 00:18:02,850 --> 00:18:04,117 Hello? 310 00:18:05,520 --> 00:18:06,788 Is anyone here? 311 00:18:10,892 --> 00:18:12,225 Hello! 312 00:18:14,762 --> 00:18:16,564 I'm picking up an order. 313 00:18:20,902 --> 00:18:25,339 Oh, there's no-fucking-body here, man. 314 00:18:27,307 --> 00:18:28,810 What shall I do? 315 00:18:31,478 --> 00:18:33,815 Those look a little past due. 316 00:18:35,248 --> 00:18:36,316 What'd you said? 317 00:18:37,250 --> 00:18:38,753 "Check the cash register." 318 00:18:38,786 --> 00:18:40,487 I'm not a thief. 319 00:18:40,521 --> 00:18:42,422 British food is horrible. 320 00:18:42,456 --> 00:18:43,558 Eughhh. 321 00:18:44,092 --> 00:18:47,260 Stop it, nobody's behind me. 322 00:18:47,294 --> 00:18:50,330 They should be though, know what I'm saying? 323 00:18:50,832 --> 00:18:52,900 What is this here? 324 00:18:52,934 --> 00:18:54,802 Looks like I found the location 325 00:18:54,836 --> 00:18:58,438 of where Stretch's girlfriend's been keeping his nuts 326 00:18:58,472 --> 00:19:00,708 and all her previous boyfriends' as well. 327 00:19:02,342 --> 00:19:07,481 Dare me? Send me 20 bucks to my cash app, Venmo or PayPal 328 00:19:07,515 --> 00:19:09,550 and I will eat a Covic egg. 329 00:19:11,753 --> 00:19:14,254 Got that pay notificache. 330 00:19:14,287 --> 00:19:16,557 I'll put this Covic egg in my face. 331 00:19:18,425 --> 00:19:21,562 Oh, it's not good. 332 00:19:21,596 --> 00:19:23,330 Hello? Excuse me. 333 00:19:24,231 --> 00:19:25,600 Hey, sorry, we're closed. 334 00:19:25,633 --> 00:19:27,969 - Oh, um... - Excuse me. 335 00:19:28,002 --> 00:19:30,303 - You can't be back there! - Oh, no, no, no. 336 00:19:30,337 --> 00:19:31,572 Sorry, you need to leave. 337 00:19:31,606 --> 00:19:32,774 - Delivery! - You need to-- 338 00:19:32,807 --> 00:19:35,677 - I'm not a normal person. - Oh, shit, sorry. 339 00:19:35,710 --> 00:19:37,845 That's my fault. I should have cancelled it. 340 00:19:37,879 --> 00:19:39,514 - Yeah, probably. - I'm sorry. 341 00:19:39,547 --> 00:19:41,214 Wait, you're not gonna give me some food? 342 00:19:41,248 --> 00:19:42,984 We've had a really busy night. I'll sort out a refund. 343 00:19:43,017 --> 00:19:46,319 Not very socially distance safe, just sayin', you know. 344 00:19:46,353 --> 00:19:47,588 Apologies. 345 00:19:47,622 --> 00:19:49,423 Whatever. 346 00:19:49,456 --> 00:19:50,858 At least I got a snack. 347 00:19:50,892 --> 00:19:52,192 Hey! 348 00:19:53,861 --> 00:19:55,730 Have you got a car? 349 00:19:55,763 --> 00:19:57,632 If you're trying to steal one of my kidneys, 350 00:19:57,665 --> 00:19:58,766 I wouldn't bother, 351 00:19:58,800 --> 00:20:00,735 because those things don't barely work. 352 00:20:00,768 --> 00:20:03,370 Listen, I just need you to take my friend somewhere nearby, 353 00:20:03,403 --> 00:20:04,906 the usual guy let us down. 354 00:20:04,939 --> 00:20:06,007 It won't take long. 355 00:20:06,040 --> 00:20:07,975 People do that, let you down. 356 00:20:10,611 --> 00:20:13,380 Listen, it needs to stay between us, OK? 357 00:20:13,413 --> 00:20:15,616 I'll pay you extra but don't mention... 358 00:20:15,650 --> 00:20:17,819 not a word to anybody, OK, promise? 359 00:20:17,852 --> 00:20:19,053 I promise, yeah... 360 00:20:19,087 --> 00:20:21,756 - She's sleeping. I'll just wake her up. - ...totally. 361 00:20:23,356 --> 00:20:26,426 Angela, Angela, sweetheart. 362 00:20:26,460 --> 00:20:29,530 Angela, come on, lovely. That's it, good girl. 363 00:20:29,564 --> 00:20:31,331 Come on. Let's get up. 364 00:20:31,364 --> 00:20:32,633 Are you OK? 365 00:20:32,667 --> 00:20:34,267 That's it, good girl. 366 00:20:34,869 --> 00:20:36,671 OK. You're OK. 367 00:20:36,704 --> 00:20:40,508 OK, Angela, this lady's gonna just take you to some friends, OK? 368 00:20:41,642 --> 00:20:43,811 - Nope! - Please, wait, wait! 369 00:20:43,845 --> 00:20:46,446 I'm just desperate. Wait a minute, please. 370 00:20:46,480 --> 00:20:47,882 No, lady. 371 00:20:47,915 --> 00:20:50,484 Look, please, look, I really need you to do this for me. 372 00:20:50,518 --> 00:20:52,754 What is this, some human-trafficking shit? 373 00:20:52,787 --> 00:20:54,354 - She's not safe here, please-- - No shit! 374 00:20:54,387 --> 00:20:55,890 - Half an hour at most. - Somethin's up here. 375 00:20:55,923 --> 00:20:57,357 - Please! - No. 376 00:20:57,390 --> 00:20:58,960 Look, wait, stop, look... 377 00:21:03,931 --> 00:21:05,933 You know, a lot of people don't know this about me 378 00:21:05,967 --> 00:21:08,903 but I'm actually a really good person. 379 00:21:08,936 --> 00:21:12,439 Lean against the car for a second. I just gotta get my key out here. 380 00:21:12,472 --> 00:21:13,808 Alright! 381 00:21:13,841 --> 00:21:17,612 Welcome to the Band Car, Angela - it's your first ride. 382 00:21:17,645 --> 00:21:19,547 Put her little feeters in there. 383 00:21:19,580 --> 00:21:21,516 Oh, great! Good girl. 384 00:21:21,549 --> 00:21:23,885 It's OK, we're safe. 385 00:21:23,918 --> 00:21:25,820 Oh, no, no, no, Angela. 386 00:21:25,853 --> 00:21:27,688 You gotta stay inside for me. 387 00:21:27,722 --> 00:21:30,423 OK, Angela, don't worry. Just sit back. 388 00:21:31,626 --> 00:21:33,661 And there we go. 389 00:21:33,694 --> 00:21:36,864 Let me get a pen, cos I'm taking a trip with-- 390 00:21:36,898 --> 00:21:39,033 Fuck! Come on. 391 00:21:39,066 --> 00:21:41,636 Yeah, it's alright. You stay in there. 392 00:21:41,669 --> 00:21:43,704 I'm gonna put the child-locks on. 393 00:21:44,471 --> 00:21:46,874 OK, this is Angela. 394 00:21:46,908 --> 00:21:52,013 Her and I are taking a trip to 214 Timberline Way. 395 00:21:52,046 --> 00:21:54,682 RINGTONE: ♪ Hey, Amar, pick up-- ♪ - Oh, shit. 396 00:21:54,715 --> 00:21:56,918 ♪ It's me, Gemma I know you're alone. ♪ 397 00:21:56,951 --> 00:21:58,820 I don't fucking need this, Stretch. 398 00:21:58,853 --> 00:22:01,856 Suck it, bro. I'm busy. 399 00:22:01,889 --> 00:22:05,693 What, pray tell, is at 214 Timberline Way? 400 00:22:07,695 --> 00:22:09,897 Is it a blood sex orgy? 401 00:22:11,431 --> 00:22:15,069 Is it an adrenochrome-harvesting Tupperware party? 402 00:22:17,705 --> 00:22:21,976 Will the Queen be there selecting innocent children to eat? 403 00:22:23,511 --> 00:22:26,080 You're being awfully tight-lipped. 404 00:22:26,113 --> 00:22:27,949 But let's go... 405 00:22:27,982 --> 00:22:29,684 We're cruising down the street. 406 00:22:29,717 --> 00:22:31,752 Looking for a bad brow 407 00:22:31,786 --> 00:22:34,822 Bad bro, get him in the backseat 408 00:22:34,856 --> 00:22:36,924 Me and Angela want the skeet 409 00:22:36,958 --> 00:22:39,426 Yes, we do, Yes, we do 410 00:22:39,459 --> 00:22:42,830 I said, yes, we do - I do too 411 00:22:42,864 --> 00:22:45,666 What the fuck could the smell be? 412 00:22:45,700 --> 00:22:48,636 That is trying to arrest me 413 00:22:48,669 --> 00:22:51,404 Pull over, it's the smell police 414 00:22:51,438 --> 00:22:54,075 Yo, somebody help me, please. 415 00:22:54,108 --> 00:22:55,877 What is that? 416 00:22:57,545 --> 00:22:59,614 Oh, fuck! This bitch shat herself. 417 00:22:59,647 --> 00:23:01,414 She's fucking shitting. 418 00:23:01,448 --> 00:23:03,450 I can hear it, I can taste it. 419 00:23:03,483 --> 00:23:06,354 It's like she's shitting directly into my mouth! 420 00:23:12,059 --> 00:23:13,728 Fucking kill myself. 421 00:23:16,197 --> 00:23:18,866 Oh, god. 422 00:23:21,102 --> 00:23:22,904 Oh, fuck, Angela! 423 00:23:22,937 --> 00:23:24,872 Come on. Gimme your hand. It's alright. 424 00:23:24,906 --> 00:23:27,008 Come on, Angela. Keep up. 425 00:23:28,542 --> 00:23:30,511 Dicks in my ass. 426 00:23:30,544 --> 00:23:31,612 Come on. 427 00:23:33,114 --> 00:23:35,116 Alright, alright, very good. 428 00:23:36,550 --> 00:23:38,953 Excuse me, sir. Can we use your rest room? 429 00:23:38,986 --> 00:23:41,222 Er, just sign in on the Track 'n Trace. 430 00:23:43,591 --> 00:23:44,892 Fuck, Angela! 431 00:23:44,926 --> 00:23:46,827 Shit, no, no, no, no. 432 00:23:46,861 --> 00:23:48,529 Fuck! 433 00:23:49,063 --> 00:23:50,698 Omigod, Angela. 434 00:23:50,731 --> 00:23:52,099 See, this is what happens 435 00:23:52,133 --> 00:23:55,169 when you're wearing a mask for too long, I feel like. 436 00:23:55,202 --> 00:23:56,637 I don't know. 437 00:23:58,739 --> 00:24:00,041 - Huh? - Angela? 438 00:24:02,710 --> 00:24:04,011 Angela! 439 00:24:04,045 --> 00:24:06,580 What the fuck? 440 00:24:09,984 --> 00:24:11,052 Angela! 441 00:24:15,056 --> 00:24:18,491 Leave me alone! 442 00:24:22,129 --> 00:24:25,066 Oh, gross! 443 00:24:27,101 --> 00:24:29,971 Oh, fuck! Shit on my balls. 444 00:24:32,707 --> 00:24:33,774 Angela? 445 00:24:36,210 --> 00:24:37,477 Come with me. 446 00:24:43,017 --> 00:24:45,052 Fuck you, you fucking psycho cunt. 447 00:24:50,658 --> 00:24:52,293 This is fucking insane. 448 00:24:54,228 --> 00:24:55,529 Fuck. 449 00:25:10,745 --> 00:25:12,546 Fucking nightmare world. 450 00:25:15,349 --> 00:25:16,917 What the fuck is this?! 451 00:25:16,951 --> 00:25:19,253 Get out! Fuck off! 452 00:25:25,726 --> 00:25:27,294 You fucking...ho. 453 00:25:33,834 --> 00:25:37,038 What the fuck is happening? Did I just kill that bitch? 454 00:25:37,071 --> 00:25:38,773 Omigod, omigod, omigod. 455 00:25:38,806 --> 00:25:40,174 What the fucking fuck! 456 00:25:41,008 --> 00:25:42,743 Thanks, mate. 457 00:25:42,777 --> 00:25:45,946 - Annie! Annie! - Fuck off, Stretch, not now! 458 00:25:45,980 --> 00:25:48,182 - Annie, Annie. - How the fuck did you find me? 459 00:25:52,820 --> 00:25:54,889 - And who the fuck is she? - Who the fuck are you-- 460 00:25:54,922 --> 00:25:57,158 What the fuck?! 461 00:25:57,191 --> 00:25:58,926 - Come on, no. - We gotta go-- 462 00:26:07,935 --> 00:26:11,172 - I'm going, I'm going, I'm going. - Oh, fuck! 463 00:26:11,205 --> 00:26:13,607 Alright, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going! 464 00:26:13,641 --> 00:26:17,111 Welcome back to Band Car the internet's number 1 live improvised music show... 465 00:26:17,144 --> 00:26:19,380 Talk to me! - ...broadcast from a moving vehicle... 466 00:26:19,413 --> 00:26:21,649 Stop livestreaming. - So much excitement... 467 00:26:21,682 --> 00:26:23,751 Who is this woman? - ...it's coming out my ears... 468 00:26:23,784 --> 00:26:25,686 ...my rear... - Why does my car smell of shit? 469 00:26:25,719 --> 00:26:27,788 Actually it was coming out of her rear. 470 00:26:27,822 --> 00:26:29,623 Who is this woman, seriously? What's your name? 471 00:26:29,657 --> 00:26:31,625 - I think they're gonna kill her! - Shut the fuck up. 472 00:26:31,659 --> 00:26:33,194 - That's why we have to rescue her. - Who? 473 00:26:33,227 --> 00:26:35,196 Who is gonna kill her? - I don't know who it is. 474 00:26:35,229 --> 00:26:36,397 What are you talking about? 475 00:26:36,430 --> 00:26:37,998 - If it's antifa, it's an evil cabal. 476 00:26:38,032 --> 00:26:39,800 A fucking cabal? What are you talking about? 477 00:26:39,834 --> 00:26:41,268 I don't know who it is. 478 00:26:41,302 --> 00:26:43,337 - Excuse me, what's your name? - Angela, please tell us-- 479 00:26:43,370 --> 00:26:44,905 - Her name's Angela. - Where do you come from? 480 00:26:44,939 --> 00:26:46,373 Why are you being silenced? 481 00:26:46,407 --> 00:26:49,143 Why do you have an Ariana Grande tattoo? 482 00:26:49,176 --> 00:26:51,178 I- 'm taking her back to where we were. - No, you're not. 483 00:26:51,212 --> 00:26:52,713 Jesus! Fuck! 484 00:26:53,981 --> 00:26:57,051 Get out of my fucking car right now. - Don't touch me, bro! 485 00:26:57,084 --> 00:26:59,086 Get the fuck out the car right now. - Alright! Shut up! 486 00:26:59,120 --> 00:27:00,754 Fuck! You are such a fucking nightmare. 487 00:27:00,788 --> 00:27:01,989 Oh, shut your-- 488 00:28:11,258 --> 00:28:14,228 - She's fucking damaged. - Oh, fuck, Angela! 489 00:28:15,262 --> 00:28:18,332 - Annie! Annie! - Angela, come back! 490 00:28:32,780 --> 00:28:34,048 See this? 491 00:28:34,081 --> 00:28:37,051 This is what happens when you let Annie Hardy into your life. 492 00:28:47,461 --> 00:28:49,129 What the fuck? 493 00:28:55,002 --> 00:28:56,136 Annie! 494 00:28:57,071 --> 00:28:58,138 Fuck. 495 00:29:02,209 --> 00:29:03,344 Angela. 496 00:29:17,224 --> 00:29:18,359 Angela! 497 00:29:32,206 --> 00:29:33,974 Angela! 498 00:29:55,329 --> 00:29:56,430 Angela! 499 00:30:02,002 --> 00:30:05,507 Wha--?! Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. 500 00:30:09,443 --> 00:30:11,045 Oh, fuck! 501 00:30:20,287 --> 00:30:21,355 Angela. 502 00:30:50,552 --> 00:30:52,286 Fuck you, Annie. 503 00:31:01,929 --> 00:31:02,996 Angela. 504 00:31:03,997 --> 00:31:05,899 Shit, fuck! 505 00:31:10,638 --> 00:31:11,905 Angela. 506 00:31:13,407 --> 00:31:14,475 Fucking shit in my ca-- 507 00:32:09,664 --> 00:32:11,064 Oh, fuck. 508 00:32:15,570 --> 00:32:17,104 Shit. 509 00:32:17,137 --> 00:32:19,206 - Stretch, she found us! She's here! - Huh? 510 00:32:21,208 --> 00:32:23,177 - Run! - You fucking bitch. 511 00:32:23,210 --> 00:32:25,145 - Annie, what's happening? - What the fuck? 512 00:32:25,179 --> 00:32:27,214 Annie, wait! 513 00:32:27,247 --> 00:32:28,449 Fucking cunt. 514 00:32:28,482 --> 00:32:30,384 Shit! 515 00:32:30,417 --> 00:32:32,019 They're coming for us! 516 00:32:33,621 --> 00:32:35,189 Annie! 517 00:32:35,222 --> 00:32:37,257 - Annie, what's happening? - I don't know! 518 00:32:37,291 --> 00:32:39,259 What the fuck is happening? 519 00:32:39,293 --> 00:32:41,663 Fucking Antifa bitch! 520 00:32:48,235 --> 00:32:49,504 Oh, yeah. 521 00:32:50,605 --> 00:32:51,673 Come on, come on. 522 00:32:53,207 --> 00:32:54,107 Did we lose her? 523 00:32:56,511 --> 00:32:59,046 - Fuck me! - What the fuck is her problem? 524 00:33:02,382 --> 00:33:04,184 Oh, fuck! Fuck! 525 00:33:04,218 --> 00:33:06,420 Shh. Shut the fuck up. Stretch, your foot. 526 00:33:06,453 --> 00:33:07,789 Oh, shit. 527 00:33:07,822 --> 00:33:10,457 - Oh... oh fuck. - Stop being a little bitch. 528 00:33:14,696 --> 00:33:16,631 Angela. 529 00:33:17,699 --> 00:33:19,333 Turn off the fucking light. 530 00:33:28,743 --> 00:33:30,110 Angela. 531 00:33:32,145 --> 00:33:34,314 Shit. 532 00:33:36,483 --> 00:33:37,585 Angela. 533 00:33:41,856 --> 00:33:43,190 - Angela! - Fuck! 534 00:33:43,223 --> 00:33:44,424 She's fucking coming. 535 00:33:44,458 --> 00:33:45,560 Get under the cover. 536 00:33:54,201 --> 00:33:55,703 - What the fuck is this woman? - Shh. 537 00:34:43,618 --> 00:34:44,752 Angela! 538 00:35:03,236 --> 00:35:05,272 Do you have a boner right now? 539 00:35:05,305 --> 00:35:06,541 Fuck you. 540 00:35:11,411 --> 00:35:12,680 Annie! 541 00:35:12,714 --> 00:35:14,314 Annie, what the fuck was that? 542 00:35:16,283 --> 00:35:18,886 - What about Angela? - She'll be fine. 543 00:35:18,920 --> 00:35:21,221 What? We need to get... At least help her. 544 00:35:21,254 --> 00:35:23,725 You're all "Black Lives Matter", you fucking do it. 545 00:35:23,758 --> 00:35:24,859 Oh, fuck! 546 00:35:24,892 --> 00:35:27,361 Sorry! I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 547 00:35:27,394 --> 00:35:28,930 Harvesting the energy, 548 00:35:28,963 --> 00:35:30,732 the healing powers of Nature 549 00:35:30,765 --> 00:35:32,800 from this tree... 550 00:35:32,834 --> 00:35:34,201 ...and now... 551 00:35:34,234 --> 00:35:36,370 ...I can bestow them upon your foot. 552 00:35:43,845 --> 00:35:46,547 Taking out the AIDS. 553 00:35:51,385 --> 00:35:54,287 Got it. I got the AIDS right here in my hands... 554 00:35:54,321 --> 00:35:56,658 - AIDS, AIDS, AIDS, AIDS! - Fuck off! Fuck off, Annie. 555 00:35:56,691 --> 00:35:58,325 - Stop that, Annie. - AIDS! 556 00:35:59,493 --> 00:36:00,962 Did you hear that? 557 00:36:02,130 --> 00:36:03,965 ♪ Hey, Amar... ♪ 558 00:36:03,998 --> 00:36:05,232 ♪ ...pick up the phone ♪ 559 00:36:05,265 --> 00:36:07,835 ♪ It's me, Gemma-- ♪ - It's your stupid bitch girlfriend. 560 00:36:08,503 --> 00:36:09,604 ...Road... I'm gonna call the police, OK? 561 00:36:09,637 --> 00:36:11,673 "Yeah, and the doctor called today 562 00:36:11,706 --> 00:36:13,574 "and he said there's nothing can be done 563 00:36:13,608 --> 00:36:15,242 "about your anal prolapse. 564 00:36:15,275 --> 00:36:18,211 "That pink sock is sticking around for life." 565 00:36:18,245 --> 00:36:20,414 "Oh, man, this is terrible news." 566 00:36:20,447 --> 00:36:23,316 "Yeah, I didn't want to have to break it to you while you're out." 567 00:36:23,350 --> 00:36:25,887 - "Oh, god, what am I gonna do?" - I'm with her now, actually. 568 00:36:25,920 --> 00:36:27,487 I think she's got something to say to you. 569 00:36:29,991 --> 00:36:31,291 Fuck! 570 00:36:33,393 --> 00:36:35,495 Hi, Gemma, it's Annie. 571 00:36:36,363 --> 00:36:37,899 Hey, I'm fine. 572 00:36:37,932 --> 00:36:40,467 Just wanted to say I was really sorry. 573 00:36:41,435 --> 00:36:44,404 Yeah, I'm sorry that you're... 574 00:36:45,173 --> 00:36:47,274 ...hypnotised by the mainstream media that 575 00:36:47,307 --> 00:36:49,443 - you think you're anti-fascist. - What the fuck are you doing? 576 00:36:49,476 --> 00:36:50,678 But you're actually a fascist 577 00:36:50,712 --> 00:36:53,280 because you won't let people like me have our own beliefs. 578 00:36:53,313 --> 00:36:55,482 What the fuck are you saying? - I'm so sorry! 579 00:36:55,516 --> 00:36:57,985 - I'm so sorry! - Fuck's sake. 580 00:36:58,019 --> 00:36:59,821 Porridge! 581 00:37:00,353 --> 00:37:05,325 ..."storage"..."lozenge". 582 00:37:06,194 --> 00:37:09,931 "Lozenge" rhymes with "orange" sort of. 583 00:37:09,964 --> 00:37:11,599 - Hey, Annie, I've got one. - "Lozenge". 584 00:37:11,632 --> 00:37:13,634 - "Shut the fuck up." - Orange. 585 00:37:14,202 --> 00:37:16,571 - I'm driving, bitch, because... - You're not driving. 586 00:37:16,604 --> 00:37:17,939 ...you are too cripple. 587 00:37:17,972 --> 00:37:21,475 Everybody knows Annie Hardy wants to see my nipple. 588 00:37:29,584 --> 00:37:31,351 You should go see if she's alright. 589 00:37:31,384 --> 00:37:32,653 You're the fucking man. 590 00:37:32,687 --> 00:37:33,955 You're supposed to go. 591 00:37:37,625 --> 00:37:39,761 I'll just drop a pin. We'll call the police-- 592 00:37:39,794 --> 00:37:41,763 You are such a fucking pussy. 593 00:37:41,796 --> 00:37:43,664 Alright, fine, I'll go. 594 00:37:48,636 --> 00:37:49,904 Angela. 595 00:37:54,942 --> 00:37:56,010 Angela. 596 00:38:02,650 --> 00:38:03,951 Angela. 597 00:38:13,561 --> 00:38:15,062 Annie! 598 00:38:15,096 --> 00:38:16,130 What's going on? 599 00:38:16,164 --> 00:38:17,865 Her fucking mouth! 600 00:38:17,899 --> 00:38:21,035 - She's trying to say something. - Got a woman in the car bleeding from the mouth. 601 00:38:21,068 --> 00:38:23,104 I need the address of the emergency. 602 00:38:23,137 --> 00:38:25,606 - It's OK, I'll take this off. - We're about 20 miles-- 603 00:38:25,640 --> 00:38:26,908 Omigod! 604 00:38:26,941 --> 00:38:29,076 Fucking shit on my dick! 605 00:38:29,110 --> 00:38:30,878 Annie, tell me what's happening! 606 00:38:30,912 --> 00:38:33,681 Fuuuck! There's blood coming out of her mouth! 607 00:38:33,714 --> 00:38:35,716 What? Why is there blood coming from her mouth? 608 00:38:35,750 --> 00:38:37,618 There's fucking staples in it, you fuck-ass. 609 00:38:37,652 --> 00:38:38,886 What? Shut up for a second! 610 00:38:38,920 --> 00:38:41,488 - Give me the fucking camera. - Fuck yourself right now! 611 00:38:41,522 --> 00:38:44,892 Oh, fuck! No! 612 00:38:46,160 --> 00:38:48,930 Omigod! 613 00:38:51,098 --> 00:38:52,600 Angela, it's OK, it's OK! 614 00:38:58,172 --> 00:39:01,374 What the fuck is happening? 615 00:39:21,929 --> 00:39:24,765 Omigod. 616 00:39:38,579 --> 00:39:39,981 It's OK, it's OK, it's OK. 617 00:39:40,014 --> 00:39:41,916 It's OK, it's OK, it's OK! 618 00:39:41,949 --> 00:39:44,852 - Help me! - What the fuck. Ow! Fuck off. 619 00:39:49,023 --> 00:39:51,893 Angela! 620 00:39:54,795 --> 00:39:56,030 Help! 621 00:39:56,063 --> 00:39:58,833 Stretch, help! Help me! 622 00:39:58,866 --> 00:40:01,869 Help! Help! 623 00:40:08,142 --> 00:40:10,144 What the fuck? 624 00:40:12,780 --> 00:40:14,682 Fuck no, fuck, get off! 625 00:40:17,952 --> 00:40:20,187 The fuck was that? 626 00:40:31,032 --> 00:40:32,465 Stretch! 627 00:40:44,845 --> 00:40:47,515 Hey...are you alright? 628 00:41:05,099 --> 00:41:06,233 I'm sorry. 629 00:41:07,635 --> 00:41:09,503 I'm sorry. 630 00:41:19,013 --> 00:41:20,114 Stretch. 631 00:41:23,684 --> 00:41:25,086 I took some of your cigarettes. 632 00:41:27,588 --> 00:41:28,756 It's OK... 633 00:41:30,124 --> 00:41:31,559 ...it's OK. 634 00:41:38,232 --> 00:41:39,934 Hey, um... 635 00:41:40,634 --> 00:41:43,637 ...I thought of a word that rhymes with "orange". 636 00:41:44,271 --> 00:41:45,639 Set me up. 637 00:41:48,642 --> 00:41:51,112 - Come on, set me up. - What? 638 00:41:51,145 --> 00:41:53,114 I thought of a word that rhymes with "orange" 639 00:41:53,147 --> 00:41:55,282 but I need you to set me up, though. 640 00:42:03,591 --> 00:42:05,659 Packed like a...f-fruit bowl... 641 00:42:07,261 --> 00:42:08,696 ...all full of orange. 642 00:42:11,165 --> 00:42:15,669 I won't take no vaccine, from a fucking syringe. 643 00:42:20,174 --> 00:42:22,043 Do another one. 644 00:42:22,076 --> 00:42:23,144 Come on. 645 00:42:27,081 --> 00:42:28,315 Hangin' off the wall... 646 00:42:29,683 --> 00:42:30,985 ...like a door on the hinge. 647 00:42:35,289 --> 00:42:39,727 Everyone in town knows your mom has the stinkiest minge. 648 00:42:43,964 --> 00:42:46,734 Get me a beer, I wanna be on a binge. 649 00:42:49,236 --> 00:42:54,041 Uh, your rhymes are so bad they make my butthole cringe. 650 00:42:59,613 --> 00:43:00,681 Give me another one. 651 00:43:00,714 --> 00:43:03,784 If you had red hair, then they'd call you a ginge. 652 00:43:06,220 --> 00:43:08,289 Omigod! 653 00:43:12,193 --> 00:43:15,129 Ah, fuck off, get off me! 654 00:43:17,698 --> 00:43:18,666 Come on. 655 00:43:20,868 --> 00:43:24,171 What the fuck? 656 00:43:24,205 --> 00:43:26,006 Yeah, right. 657 00:43:33,647 --> 00:43:34,748 - Help us! Help! - Hey! 658 00:43:34,782 --> 00:43:38,285 - Help us! Help! - Oh, please. Oh, god. 659 00:43:38,319 --> 00:43:39,987 -Help us. - Help us. 660 00:43:40,020 --> 00:43:41,722 Shit! 661 00:43:41,755 --> 00:43:43,290 What the fuck are you doing? Where you going? 662 00:44:25,900 --> 00:44:28,269 I'll find you, you fucking bitch. 663 00:44:48,822 --> 00:44:51,425 I see you, you fucking cunt! 664 00:44:53,761 --> 00:44:55,029 You can't run! 665 00:45:11,345 --> 00:45:12,980 You're gonna fucking die! 666 00:45:20,154 --> 00:45:22,022 Give her back to me! 667 00:45:25,125 --> 00:45:27,461 Hey! 668 00:45:27,494 --> 00:45:29,129 I've got your friend. 669 00:45:30,064 --> 00:45:32,933 If you don't come out, I'll blow his fuckin' head off. 670 00:45:40,341 --> 00:45:42,076 I'll find you, you fucking cunt. 671 00:45:45,312 --> 00:45:47,314 Come out or I'll fucking kill him. 672 00:45:55,222 --> 00:45:57,024 Stretch. 673 00:45:57,057 --> 00:45:58,859 The next one goes in your fucking skull. 674 00:46:01,895 --> 00:46:03,030 Where is she?! 675 00:46:03,632 --> 00:46:05,132 Where's your cunt friend? 676 00:46:06,367 --> 00:46:07,434 Annie! 677 00:46:07,468 --> 00:46:09,136 Stretch. 678 00:46:11,305 --> 00:46:14,275 Where is she? Give her back! 679 00:46:21,048 --> 00:46:22,449 - Shit. - Where is she? 680 00:46:23,917 --> 00:46:25,085 Tell me! 681 00:46:27,555 --> 00:46:29,256 She's a fucking child! 682 00:46:33,695 --> 00:46:35,162 Sick fuck! 683 00:46:36,897 --> 00:46:38,566 Oh, shit on my balls, shit on my balls. 684 00:46:38,600 --> 00:46:41,368 Hey! - Shit on my balls, shit on my balls. 685 00:46:41,402 --> 00:46:42,504 Hey! 686 00:46:42,537 --> 00:46:44,905 Eat my fuckin' ass, bitch! 687 00:46:51,478 --> 00:46:56,050 Oh, fuck! 688 00:47:03,924 --> 00:47:05,025 Stretch! 689 00:47:05,059 --> 00:47:06,860 Start the car. 690 00:47:06,894 --> 00:47:09,597 No! 691 00:47:13,535 --> 00:47:14,636 Eat shit! 692 00:47:15,969 --> 00:47:17,605 Omigod, gross! 693 00:47:24,111 --> 00:47:26,380 Give me the camera. Film me with this stupid bitch. 694 00:47:26,413 --> 00:47:28,349 - I'm gonna call the police. - No! What are you, white? 695 00:47:28,382 --> 00:47:30,250 Come on, this is the best episode of Band Car ever! 696 00:47:30,284 --> 00:47:31,352 Don't hit me! 697 00:47:31,385 --> 00:47:32,419 Hi, I'm Annie Hardy. 698 00:47:32,453 --> 00:47:34,955 We're live on Band Car with this psychopath bitch 699 00:47:34,988 --> 00:47:36,190 who just tried to kill us. 700 00:47:36,223 --> 00:47:39,893 Ma'am, can you tell us why you've tried to murder us today? 701 00:47:39,927 --> 00:47:41,929 Alright! 702 00:47:41,962 --> 00:47:43,197 Watch it, bitch. 703 00:47:43,230 --> 00:47:45,065 Annie, this is fucked up. 704 00:47:45,099 --> 00:47:47,434 Do you like that shit? 705 00:47:47,468 --> 00:47:50,070 Please don't make me do that again. 706 00:47:50,104 --> 00:47:52,406 You seem to be hurt. Tell me where the pain is. 707 00:47:52,439 --> 00:47:53,641 Fuck you. 708 00:47:53,675 --> 00:47:55,610 Where did he touch you? Show me on the doll. 709 00:47:55,643 --> 00:47:56,644 Fuck! 710 00:47:56,678 --> 00:47:59,079 Well, that's what you get for getting too clos-- 711 00:47:59,113 --> 00:48:01,148 - Whoa! - I'll fucking kill you. 712 00:48:01,181 --> 00:48:02,684 - Fuck off her. Get off! - I'll kill you. 713 00:48:02,717 --> 00:48:03,818 Relax! 714 00:48:03,852 --> 00:48:06,588 What the fuck do you want? 715 00:48:06,621 --> 00:48:08,088 Angela! 716 00:48:09,089 --> 00:48:10,424 She's 16. 717 00:48:11,492 --> 00:48:13,994 - Please... - What are you talking about? 718 00:48:14,027 --> 00:48:15,396 She's my daughter. 719 00:48:18,165 --> 00:48:19,466 Please give her back. 720 00:48:19,501 --> 00:48:20,635 I'm not a math whiz, 721 00:48:20,668 --> 00:48:22,604 but this seems highly improbable, ma'am. 722 00:48:22,637 --> 00:48:26,574 - She's fucking old. - No. No, she's 16. Please... 723 00:48:26,608 --> 00:48:29,943 Ma'am, you must be rocking some sort of Benjamin Button vagina. 724 00:48:29,977 --> 00:48:31,378 - Can we have a look? - Shut up. 725 00:48:31,412 --> 00:48:32,479 Back pocket. 726 00:48:32,514 --> 00:48:35,517 You keep your vagina in your back pocket? 727 00:48:35,550 --> 00:48:39,186 You told him to do it. Don't #metoo him later. 728 00:48:39,219 --> 00:48:41,955 Let me see this sundried tomato snatch. 729 00:48:46,059 --> 00:48:47,461 What? 730 00:48:50,063 --> 00:48:51,965 What the fuck are you doing? 731 00:48:51,999 --> 00:48:54,168 Fuck, Annie! 732 00:48:54,201 --> 00:48:56,370 It's fucking real. - What you talking about? 733 00:48:56,403 --> 00:48:59,339 It's really Angela! Look, look. 734 00:48:59,373 --> 00:49:01,442 It's the Ariana Grande tattoo, I've seen it... 735 00:49:01,475 --> 00:49:03,076 Why are you talking about Ariana Grande? 736 00:49:03,110 --> 00:49:05,045 ...at the diner. She's got the same Ariana Grande tattoo. 737 00:49:05,078 --> 00:49:06,180 Angela! 738 00:49:06,213 --> 00:49:07,414 - Angela! - Oh, fuck! 739 00:49:07,448 --> 00:49:09,517 - Leave her, we've gotta go! - Come with us. 740 00:49:09,551 --> 00:49:11,452 We gotta get outta here. 741 00:49:11,485 --> 00:49:13,688 Oh, fuck. Fuck this bitch. - You're not gonna help her? 742 00:49:14,321 --> 00:49:16,056 Stay away from her. 743 00:49:16,089 --> 00:49:17,357 - Angela! - Don't go near her! 744 00:49:18,091 --> 00:49:19,727 - I've got you, baby. - Fuck! 745 00:49:24,599 --> 00:49:27,201 Get in the car. 746 00:49:29,203 --> 00:49:32,139 Go, Annie! 747 00:49:32,172 --> 00:49:36,143 What the fuck! That bitch's head! 748 00:49:39,681 --> 00:49:42,049 Annie! 749 00:49:42,082 --> 00:49:44,586 Annie! Wait! 750 00:49:45,252 --> 00:49:48,590 Annie! Annie, wait. 751 00:49:49,189 --> 00:49:50,625 Fuck! 752 00:51:03,297 --> 00:51:04,498 Oh, Jesus Christ. 753 00:51:09,704 --> 00:51:11,171 Annie! 754 00:51:15,944 --> 00:51:17,745 Oh, fuck me. 755 00:51:24,819 --> 00:51:26,654 Hello? 756 00:51:26,688 --> 00:51:28,790 Sorry, your call could not be connected. 757 00:51:28,823 --> 00:51:30,825 Please try again later. 758 00:51:38,833 --> 00:51:40,100 Annie! 759 00:52:37,625 --> 00:52:39,794 Annie! Oh, fuck. 760 00:52:39,827 --> 00:52:41,763 Annie! 761 00:52:42,630 --> 00:52:44,231 Annie, wake up. 762 00:52:44,264 --> 00:52:46,567 Annie! Annie! 763 00:52:47,267 --> 00:52:49,637 Annie! 764 00:52:49,671 --> 00:52:50,738 Annie. 765 00:53:07,622 --> 00:53:09,256 What's happening? 766 00:53:09,289 --> 00:53:10,958 - No, no! What the fuck! - It's alright, it's me. 767 00:53:10,992 --> 00:53:12,760 - Annie... - Fuck you. 768 00:53:12,794 --> 00:53:15,462 Annie, I'm sorry. I'm sorry! 769 00:53:15,495 --> 00:53:17,765 It's not fucking funny, you narc. 770 00:53:17,799 --> 00:53:20,501 Fuck! Annie, come on. 771 00:53:28,009 --> 00:53:29,309 Annie. 772 00:53:31,813 --> 00:53:32,880 Annie! 773 00:53:42,422 --> 00:53:43,558 Annie. 774 00:53:49,296 --> 00:53:50,698 "I'm sorry." 775 00:53:50,732 --> 00:53:52,800 I'm sorry you're such a libtard idiot... 776 00:53:52,834 --> 00:53:53,901 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 777 00:53:53,935 --> 00:53:55,937 ...and your fucking girlfriend's such a stupid bitch. 778 00:53:55,970 --> 00:53:57,839 Stop it. - Give me that phone. 779 00:53:57,872 --> 00:53:59,306 Give me the phone! 780 00:54:23,631 --> 00:54:25,600 Annie! 781 00:54:25,633 --> 00:54:28,503 Annie! 782 00:54:28,536 --> 00:54:29,670 Follow my voice. 783 00:54:33,141 --> 00:54:34,441 - Stretch! - Annie! 784 00:54:38,045 --> 00:54:40,447 Come on, come with me. 785 00:54:41,616 --> 00:54:43,050 Annie! 786 00:54:45,553 --> 00:54:46,621 Breathe! 787 00:54:47,889 --> 00:54:49,991 It's gonna be fine. 788 00:54:50,024 --> 00:54:51,859 You just need to breathe. 789 00:54:52,660 --> 00:54:55,897 Annie... you're Annie fucking Hardy, right? 790 00:54:55,930 --> 00:54:57,832 What are you always telling me? 791 00:54:57,865 --> 00:54:59,499 You've got bigger balls than me, right? 792 00:54:59,534 --> 00:55:00,868 I know! 793 00:55:00,902 --> 00:55:03,470 - How big are my balls? - Your balls are small. 794 00:55:03,504 --> 00:55:05,405 My balls are fucking tiny, OK? 795 00:55:05,438 --> 00:55:07,608 Come on! I was the one who got hit by a car. 796 00:55:07,642 --> 00:55:08,910 It's not a competition. 797 00:55:09,744 --> 00:55:11,078 Let's get out of here. 798 00:55:11,112 --> 00:55:13,748 OK, you're kinda being a bit of a pussy right now. 799 00:55:14,816 --> 00:55:16,717 Come on, follow me. It's this way. 800 00:55:17,819 --> 00:55:20,755 Fuck me! 801 00:55:20,788 --> 00:55:22,489 Retard. 802 00:55:26,627 --> 00:55:27,962 - Stretch! - Annie! 803 00:55:30,497 --> 00:55:32,767 - Stretch! - Help me, Annie! 804 00:56:21,582 --> 00:56:24,118 ♪ You've seen a lot of things ♪ 805 00:56:24,151 --> 00:56:27,088 ♪ You're not sure what they mean ♪ 806 00:56:27,688 --> 00:56:31,592 ♪ You spend your whole life finding out ♪ 807 00:56:38,900 --> 00:56:40,568 Come on, fuck-ass. 808 00:56:49,944 --> 00:56:51,212 Oh, c'mon, dude. 809 00:56:56,017 --> 00:56:57,084 Fuck! 810 00:57:06,861 --> 00:57:09,630 God, why do you hate me? 811 00:57:13,567 --> 00:57:15,603 Lord, I repent of my sins 812 00:57:15,636 --> 00:57:18,205 of lust, rage, blasphemy-- 813 00:57:21,842 --> 00:57:24,078 No! No! 814 00:57:25,246 --> 00:57:26,681 Fucking bitch! 815 00:57:28,883 --> 00:57:30,851 Fuck off, you stupid bitch! 816 00:57:46,033 --> 00:57:47,735 Wear your mask, bitch. 817 00:57:53,107 --> 00:57:54,175 What? 818 00:58:03,017 --> 00:58:07,288 Holy shit, no! 819 00:58:10,157 --> 00:58:13,260 Help! 820 00:58:17,832 --> 00:58:19,033 Help! 821 00:58:40,054 --> 00:58:41,122 Oh, fuck. 822 00:58:52,099 --> 00:58:53,200 Oh, shit. Sorry! 823 00:59:21,328 --> 00:59:24,131 Oh, fuck. 824 00:59:26,167 --> 00:59:28,569 Oh, fuck. 825 00:59:29,804 --> 00:59:32,273 Oh, fuck. 826 01:00:57,925 --> 01:00:59,894 Hello! 827 01:01:02,597 --> 01:01:05,866 Hello? 828 01:01:15,309 --> 01:01:16,844 Hello? 829 01:01:19,079 --> 01:01:20,214 Hello-- 830 01:01:39,501 --> 01:01:43,003 ♪ I guess this is my house now ♪ 831 01:01:43,672 --> 01:01:46,073 ♪ This is where I'll stay ♪ 832 01:01:46,740 --> 01:01:49,710 ♪ Come on, I'm having a party ♪ 833 01:01:50,512 --> 01:01:54,481 ♪ At 214 Timberline Way. ♪ 834 01:01:57,918 --> 01:01:59,787 Shit on my dick. Fuck! 835 01:01:59,820 --> 01:02:01,355 Oh, fuck shit! 836 01:02:05,159 --> 01:02:06,327 Fuck! 837 01:02:13,535 --> 01:02:15,469 Oh, come on. 838 01:02:17,438 --> 01:02:18,772 Fuck! 839 01:02:22,009 --> 01:02:25,212 Get the fuck off me, you incontinent old bitch! 840 01:02:25,246 --> 01:02:26,914 No! 841 01:02:33,320 --> 01:02:35,523 Fuck you, you stupid bitch! 842 01:02:50,404 --> 01:02:53,807 That's what happens when you fuck with Annie Hardy, you stupid-ass b-- 843 01:03:16,430 --> 01:03:18,265 Oh, fuck! 844 01:04:08,415 --> 01:04:09,450 No! 845 01:04:09,483 --> 01:04:11,919 Shit in my mouth. Cum in my asshole. 846 01:04:26,333 --> 01:04:27,635 Shit on my tits. 847 01:04:28,936 --> 01:04:30,237 Fuck me in the-- 848 01:04:31,573 --> 01:04:33,006 What? 849 01:04:41,281 --> 01:04:43,685 Fuck! Come on. Keys, keys, keys. 850 01:04:43,718 --> 01:04:45,919 Keys on-- 851 01:04:45,953 --> 01:04:47,921 Please help me find his fucking keys, please, angels. 852 01:05:01,201 --> 01:05:03,337 Fuck off, fuck off, fuck off. 853 01:05:38,773 --> 01:05:40,575 Oh, what the fuck? 854 01:05:44,378 --> 01:05:45,446 Yes! 855 01:05:51,753 --> 01:05:54,556 Fuck you, you fucking semen demon! 856 01:06:03,997 --> 01:06:05,999 Are you fuckin' kidding me? 857 01:06:08,202 --> 01:06:10,437 Oh, shit! 858 01:06:24,519 --> 01:06:28,989 Fuck! Shut up, shut up, shut up! 859 01:06:37,030 --> 01:06:40,735 Get fucked! Why?! 860 01:06:47,107 --> 01:06:48,475 You fucking... 861 01:06:48,510 --> 01:06:50,512 ...piece...of...shit. 862 01:06:50,545 --> 01:06:52,514 Suck...my...dick. 863 01:07:51,539 --> 01:07:53,708 "Annie, are you OK?" 864 01:07:54,776 --> 01:07:57,311 Killing 'em like OJ. 865 01:07:58,713 --> 01:08:03,350 If the glove does not fit, you must acquit. 866 01:08:03,383 --> 01:08:07,154 And if your name's Annie Hardy, then you must be the shit. 867 01:08:36,216 --> 01:08:37,919 Fuck these credits, bitch. 868 01:08:37,952 --> 01:08:40,722 Band Car styleee. 869 01:08:40,755 --> 01:08:45,526 What, did you know that Rob Savage could really fuck a ho? 870 01:08:45,560 --> 01:08:48,830 He got a dick so big, his Douglas Cox hits. 871 01:08:48,863 --> 01:08:51,899 You in the back of your throat and shit. 872 01:08:51,933 --> 01:08:54,802 Jason Blum, had sex with his mum, 873 01:08:54,836 --> 01:08:58,305 I gotta call him "honey" just to make him cum. 874 01:08:58,338 --> 01:09:00,173 Yo, is that sick? 875 01:09:00,207 --> 01:09:02,175 No, all in the fam. 876 01:09:02,209 --> 01:09:04,779 We like to keep it incestuous, man. 877 01:09:04,812 --> 01:09:07,915 Brenna Rangott, sourcream crotch, 878 01:09:07,949 --> 01:09:10,918 nobody wants to tell you it stanks, slut. 879 01:09:10,952 --> 01:09:16,456 Gemma Hurley, hurling... buckets of her own vaginal stink. 880 01:09:16,490 --> 01:09:19,393 Jed Shepherd, he catches it right in the mouth, 881 01:09:19,426 --> 01:09:22,262 like a lewd little dog, wont you sit down now. 882 01:09:22,830 --> 01:09:26,366 Anyway, Jennifer Trent, 883 01:09:26,400 --> 01:09:30,337 she's got Dale Slater, open and bent right over. 884 01:09:30,370 --> 01:09:34,609 And Alexi's on the ground, on all fours, getting down. 885 01:09:35,208 --> 01:09:38,980 Calum Sample, they call him that cos he's got a sample 886 01:09:39,013 --> 01:09:41,549 of every guy in England's jizz in his asshole - 887 01:09:41,582 --> 01:09:42,984 it's just crazy. 888 01:09:44,384 --> 01:09:46,854 Drew O'Neill, I know how he feels. 889 01:09:47,387 --> 01:09:49,991 They don't call him Drew "O'Kneel" for nothing, 890 01:09:50,024 --> 01:09:51,759 you know what I'm saying. 891 01:09:51,793 --> 01:09:54,227 Heather Basten, wouldn't you know, 892 01:09:54,261 --> 01:09:57,532 you better eat that pussy if you want the role. 893 01:09:57,565 --> 01:10:00,467 How you think I got here, I'm the best. 894 01:10:00,501 --> 01:10:03,805 All the lesbians know - they put me to the test. 895 01:10:03,838 --> 01:10:07,240 Lina, I don't know what the fuck your last name is, 896 01:10:07,274 --> 01:10:09,877 it sounds crazy like some dude's anus 897 01:10:09,911 --> 01:10:12,814 that fell inside out - they call that a "pink sock". 898 01:10:13,346 --> 01:10:16,416 Yep, Annie Hardy, that bitch rocks. 899 01:10:16,450 --> 01:10:19,721 Amar, I'mma tell you what. 900 01:10:19,754 --> 01:10:22,456 There's a willow in your butt, 901 01:10:22,489 --> 01:10:23,858 better pull that out. 902 01:10:23,891 --> 01:10:26,661 Me and Angela, we know the truth 903 01:10:26,694 --> 01:10:29,463 and everyone else, ha-ha, doesn't. 904 01:10:30,531 --> 01:10:32,700 Seylan, say it again, 905 01:10:32,734 --> 01:10:36,571 I can't understand the motherfucking Scottish accent. 906 01:10:36,604 --> 01:10:38,706 That shit is thick like James Swanton's dick. 907 01:10:38,740 --> 01:10:40,541 Here's the ambulance, 908 01:10:40,575 --> 01:10:42,342 they came to fucking pick 909 01:10:42,375 --> 01:10:45,580 up Caroline Ward, take her to the morgue. 910 01:10:45,613 --> 01:10:48,381 That bitch is dead from getting fucked like a whore. 911 01:10:48,415 --> 01:10:51,786 Hey, Jemma Moore, she still wants less 912 01:10:51,819 --> 01:10:54,421 of dude's dicks right up in her ass. 913 01:10:54,922 --> 01:10:57,925 These motherfuckers wearing masks - alone? 914 01:10:57,959 --> 01:11:00,862 Shut the fuck up, everybody go home. 915 01:11:02,864 --> 01:11:07,502 Mojave, dry as a desert can't stop me. 916 01:11:07,535 --> 01:11:12,339 Edward Linard, every time someone farts he gets hard, 917 01:11:12,372 --> 01:11:14,008 I don't know what that's about. 918 01:11:14,041 --> 01:11:15,943 Joshua Higgott, 919 01:11:15,977 --> 01:11:20,347 knows well that George Keeler is a booty feeler. 920 01:11:20,380 --> 01:11:23,651 And Faith Kiggundu, she really needs her 921 01:11:23,684 --> 01:11:26,521 pipes cleaned, if you know what I mean? 922 01:11:26,554 --> 01:11:29,590 Freddie Senner is a sinner indeed. 923 01:11:29,624 --> 01:11:32,660 Yep, Nate Marten, doin' a kick, 924 01:11:32,693 --> 01:11:35,530 falling off a building, right on a dick. 925 01:11:36,097 --> 01:11:38,833 Anna Thornley, my beautiful stunt double, 926 01:11:38,866 --> 01:11:41,936 tits so big almost got us in trouble. 927 01:11:41,969 --> 01:11:44,806 Bethan Clark is not a narc, 928 01:11:44,839 --> 01:11:47,775 she fell down, and she fell real hard. 929 01:11:47,809 --> 01:11:51,646 And Rajesh making a mess in some guy's butt, 930 01:11:51,679 --> 01:11:54,381 Farrell Cox, yeah, he's got two of em. 931 01:11:54,414 --> 01:11:57,018 Double-dick dude, Tamaira Hesson, 932 01:11:57,051 --> 01:11:59,954 'bout to teach that asshole a motherfuckin' lesson. 933 01:12:00,521 --> 01:12:03,858 And Ben Ring, another member of 934 01:12:03,891 --> 01:12:06,961 the pedophile ring of child love. 935 01:12:06,994 --> 01:12:12,365 Deimante "Brriiyyattka" - nobody speaks that language, brah. 936 01:12:13,100 --> 01:12:14,869 Come on, don't tell me there's... 937 01:12:14,902 --> 01:12:16,904 OK - ahh! - there's compost. 938 01:12:16,938 --> 01:12:18,973 - There's compost! - I'm excited! 939 01:12:19,006 --> 01:12:22,409 Yes, Jason Blum, do you want some cum-post? 940 01:12:22,442 --> 01:12:25,546 I'm so excited, yeah. 941 01:12:25,580 --> 01:12:28,950 I haven't seen this compost in so long. 942 01:12:28,983 --> 01:12:32,119 Might have to suck it off some guy's dong. 943 01:12:40,895 --> 01:12:44,165 Dave Nolan, shout out - my guy, my dude - 944 01:12:44,198 --> 01:12:47,068 everybody know he's bi. 945 01:12:47,101 --> 01:12:49,670 Just kidding, nobody knows, just me. 946 01:12:49,704 --> 01:12:51,105 Except now I just told everyone 947 01:12:51,138 --> 01:12:52,874 so I guess everybody knows - sorry! 948 01:12:52,907 --> 01:12:56,010 If I put my Claire Adcock right in your Bingham, 949 01:12:56,043 --> 01:12:57,712 then pulled it out, put it in your pussy, 950 01:12:57,745 --> 01:12:59,547 you know, that I be, um, 951 01:12:59,580 --> 01:13:02,482 smelling like a Harriet Salmon the next day. 952 01:13:02,516 --> 01:13:05,953 Me and Millie Wells know bacterial vaginitis isn't a joke, hey? 953 01:13:05,987 --> 01:13:08,990 Oh, no, Juan David Martinez, 954 01:13:09,023 --> 01:13:11,458 I want to touch the dude's penis. 955 01:13:13,561 --> 01:13:16,631 Robert Platt-Higgins, all I wanna know 956 01:13:16,664 --> 01:13:19,867 are you guys digging these credits so far? 957 01:13:19,901 --> 01:13:23,037 Robert Kirkwood, you're gonna be a star. 958 01:13:23,070 --> 01:13:25,172 Billy Ball-ham 959 01:13:25,206 --> 01:13:27,541 look out for the ball ham. 960 01:13:27,575 --> 01:13:30,044 That's the ham that you eat of some guy's balls. 961 01:13:30,077 --> 01:13:32,914 It's kind of gross but it's a delicacy, y'all. 962 01:13:32,947 --> 01:13:36,050 Steven Bray, what do you say, 963 01:13:36,083 --> 01:13:38,920 these motherfuckers don't know about me. 964 01:13:38,953 --> 01:13:42,489 Maybe Abi Ford, cos we're both whores, 965 01:13:42,523 --> 01:13:45,026 Ricky Casey, wearing shorts. 966 01:13:45,059 --> 01:13:48,629 And Ellie Goff going off Emily Close, 967 01:13:48,663 --> 01:13:51,799 don't stand too close to me, you damn hoes. 968 01:13:51,832 --> 01:13:54,769 Dave Nolan doing karate kicks, 969 01:13:54,802 --> 01:13:57,238 kicking Kiel O'Shea right in the dick. 970 01:13:57,271 --> 01:14:00,174 And Stuart Angell, he's doing anal, 971 01:14:00,207 --> 01:14:03,644 with Criss Angel, at the hotel-yo. 972 01:14:03,678 --> 01:14:06,580 In Las Vegas, with Ben Mahoney. 973 01:14:06,614 --> 01:14:09,550 I tell all these motherfuckers, "Fucking blow me!" 974 01:14:09,583 --> 01:14:12,853 Jamie Nunn, make you cum in ten-to-none... 975 01:14:12,887 --> 01:14:13,988 ...seconds. 976 01:14:14,021 --> 01:14:16,524 So easy, Ollie Craig's feeling peckish. 977 01:14:16,557 --> 01:14:22,063 Max Gabbay, get him please, some motherfucking ass shit to eat. 978 01:14:22,096 --> 01:14:25,199 Maria Hardy, are we... we... related? 979 01:14:25,766 --> 01:14:28,202 Sam Baker, is that that dude I fellated? 980 01:14:28,235 --> 01:14:31,105 I'm not sure anymore, Dana Degan. 981 01:14:31,639 --> 01:14:34,075 I'm just trying to get some dude to eat it. 982 01:14:34,976 --> 01:14:36,811 Shayne Saville, 983 01:14:36,844 --> 01:14:39,046 your uncle used to dibble-dabble 984 01:14:39,080 --> 01:14:40,982 in molesting all the children. 985 01:14:41,015 --> 01:14:44,618 Yes, like Rob Goldstone, Dan Hodgson, 986 01:14:44,652 --> 01:14:46,687 can we just bone or what? 987 01:14:46,721 --> 01:14:49,890 I know you motherfucking nasty slut, 988 01:14:49,924 --> 01:14:53,561 I'll call you up, Frances, we'll be there, 989 01:14:53,594 --> 01:14:56,063 6pm, no pubic hair. 990 01:14:56,097 --> 01:14:58,299 Dan Martin, he'll be there too, 991 01:14:58,332 --> 01:15:01,268 and he'll be cum-cum farting, bitch, just for you. 992 01:15:01,802 --> 01:15:04,638 Ahh! There's a cat, Peter Rudd. 993 01:15:04,672 --> 01:15:07,742 Look out, Peter Rudd and Dan Hawkins. 994 01:15:07,775 --> 01:15:10,811 If I run over a cat, I will scream again. 995 01:15:10,845 --> 01:15:13,147 And then I'll cry, cry. 996 01:15:14,248 --> 01:15:16,650 I don't want a cat to die. 997 01:15:17,685 --> 01:15:20,654 Graeme Clint, with no clit, 998 01:15:20,688 --> 01:15:23,924 Alex Poulter on some poltergeist shit. 999 01:15:23,958 --> 01:15:29,163 Emma Crome giving dome to Louis Doran when ain't nobody at home. 1000 01:15:29,196 --> 01:15:32,333 And Samuel Dore, life is a bore, 1001 01:15:32,366 --> 01:15:35,636 if you don't fuck a dead hooker right on the floor. 1002 01:15:35,669 --> 01:15:38,806 Every night of the week, until she come queefs, 1003 01:15:38,839 --> 01:15:40,107 Tom Carr-Griffin... 1004 01:15:41,042 --> 01:15:43,144 ...he's a freak, yo. 1005 01:15:43,177 --> 01:15:45,579 OK, I don't wanna do this no more. 1006 01:15:46,247 --> 01:15:47,314 Bye. 1007 01:16:35,830 --> 01:16:42,303 ♪ You don't know what you just got in ♪ 1008 01:16:42,336 --> 01:16:47,141 ♪ Friends and family, never see 'em again ♪ 1009 01:16:49,743 --> 01:16:54,148 ♪ Another hopeless ghoul to save ♪ 1010 01:16:56,817 --> 01:17:00,955 ♪ You know he loves you as his slave ♪ 1011 01:17:00,988 --> 01:17:03,958 ♪ So let it ride ♪ 1012 01:17:05,159 --> 01:17:08,062 ♪ Let it ride, ride ♪ 1013 01:17:08,095 --> 01:17:13,968 ♪ Let it ride, the devil inside ♪ 1014 01:17:30,484 --> 01:17:33,754 ♪ Roll it over now in the garage ♪ 1015 01:17:37,091 --> 01:17:41,095 ♪ Knowing no one is a true lost cause ♪ 1016 01:17:44,331 --> 01:17:47,701 ♪ Becoming everyone you've dated ♪ 1017 01:17:51,872 --> 01:17:55,342 ♪ You're everything you hated ♪ 1018 01:17:55,376 --> 01:18:02,416 ♪ So let it ride, let it ride, ride ♪ 1019 01:18:02,449 --> 01:18:08,422 ♪ Let it ride, you got devil inside ♪ 1020 01:18:08,455 --> 01:18:16,096 ♪ Let it ride, let it ride, ride ♪ 1021 01:18:16,130 --> 01:18:21,969 ♪ Let it ride, you got the devil inside ♪ 1022 01:18:25,406 --> 01:18:30,377 ♪ Lord, when it goes down ♪ 1023 01:18:31,946 --> 01:18:36,116 ♪ No time to change your mind now ♪ 1024 01:18:39,019 --> 01:18:43,457 ♪ Slowly he sleeps now ♪ 1025 01:18:43,490 --> 01:18:47,928 ♪ You've got to go, you've got to run ♪ 1026 01:18:49,263 --> 01:18:54,168 ♪ You've gotta get let it ride ♪ 1027 01:18:55,503 --> 01:18:58,872 ♪ Let it ride, ride ♪ 1028 01:18:58,906 --> 01:19:01,543 ♪ Let it riiiide ♪ 1029 01:19:01,576 --> 01:19:04,445 ♪ You got the devil inside ♪ 1030 01:19:04,478 --> 01:19:12,253 ♪ Let it ride, let it ride, ride ♪ 1031 01:19:12,286 --> 01:19:15,256 ♪ Let it riiiide ♪ 1032 01:19:15,289 --> 01:19:18,325 ♪ You got the devil inside ♪ 1033 01:19:19,159 --> 01:19:22,062 ♪ Let it ride ♪ 1034 01:19:22,096 --> 01:19:27,434 ♪ You got the devil inside. ♪72970

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