Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
WEBVTT
00:11.160 --> 00:13.480
Whoa, dude!
00:19.760 --> 00:21.670
She dreams of a beach.
00:21.760 --> 00:25.070
And in her dream, he appears.
00:25.160 --> 00:28.320
She knows it's a chroma,but not a green chroma.
00:28.390 --> 00:32.150
She likes the white chroma,which isn't really a chroma.
00:32.240 --> 00:35.320
She likes white and it's her dream.
00:35.390 --> 00:37.470
And the music comes in...
00:37.560 --> 00:40.670
A shabby versionof the lambada, wild.
01:08.590 --> 01:10.350
They're breathing so close.
01:24.230 --> 01:27.840
-Did you just pant?
-What? No.
01:27.920 --> 01:31.310
-What were you dreaming, dirty girl?
-How dare you!
01:31.400 --> 01:33.790
You had a fuck-fest last night.
01:33.870 --> 01:36.230
-Did you hear us much?
-Yes, obviously.
01:36.310 --> 01:39.070
I did. It was awful.
You said, "Whoa, dude".
01:39.150 --> 01:41.070
-I said that? No.
-Yes, you did.
01:41.150 --> 01:42.760
-You said it.
-I didn't.
01:42.840 --> 01:44.400
You said "Whoa, dude".
01:44.480 --> 01:47.790
-I don't say that when I'm fucking.
-Yes, you did.
01:47.870 --> 01:51.350
-What are you making?
-Coffee. Want some?
01:56.790 --> 01:58.230
There are no capsules.
01:58.310 --> 02:01.760
No, but Martina likes this more.
It's tastier.
02:01.840 --> 02:04.120
-Smells great, eh?
-Yes.
02:05.000 --> 02:09.240
-It's a nice day. That's cool.
-I can tell you're not going to work.
02:09.310 --> 02:12.190
I got the day off
because Juancho's coming.
02:12.280 --> 02:15.280
-Is he staying long?
-I don't think so. Why?
02:15.360 --> 02:17.030
No, no reason, I don't care.
02:18.360 --> 02:21.710
-I'm hitting the shower.
-Don't use all the hot water, please.
02:21.800 --> 02:23.120
-No.
-Okay.
02:25.750 --> 02:27.120
DAFNE AND THE REST
02:28.630 --> 02:31.120
-Hi.
-Hi, honey.
02:33.470 --> 02:36.080
-How are you? Did you sleep well?
-No, actually.
02:36.150 --> 02:38.960
-How come? Go back to bed.
-No, I can't sleep now.
02:40.430 --> 02:41.840
Listen...
02:41.910 --> 02:43.630
Oh. "Listen..." Jeez.
02:43.710 --> 02:45.470
What?
02:46.400 --> 02:48.120
-Nothing, never mind.
-Tell me.
02:48.190 --> 02:49.960
Nothing. Forget it.
02:50.030 --> 02:54.430
Don't ask her again, you dummy.Act natural. Shower, dry off and...
02:54.520 --> 02:56.560
You know we have a problem, right?
02:56.630 --> 02:58.910
-What?
-I want to marry you.
02:59.000 --> 03:02.870
Okay? Don't get scared,
but we have a problem.
03:02.960 --> 03:05.870
-A bathtub that's too big?
-Stop! Are you an asshole?
03:05.960 --> 03:10.470
-Sorry.
-You do know that I don't come?
03:10.560 --> 03:13.310
-What? No.
-Fuck, César. It's...
03:13.400 --> 03:16.430
It's my fucking fault.
I always make little sounds,
03:16.520 --> 03:19.120
so it seems like I'm coming,
03:19.190 --> 03:23.750
because I like it when we do it,
but I don't get there, not at all.
03:23.840 --> 03:26.560
-Why didn't you tell me before?
-I don't know.
03:26.630 --> 03:28.360
I'm telling you now.
03:28.430 --> 03:31.150
Look, forget it, okay? We'll talk.
03:35.030 --> 03:37.800
But I love you, okay?
03:37.870 --> 03:41.310
There he is, a soggy dope.
03:41.400 --> 03:45.120
He'd been fucking and he was happy,about to enjoy his day off,
03:45.190 --> 03:48.150
and now the day's screwed.What a loser.
03:48.240 --> 03:52.190
Even more so when the watergoes cold in three, two...
03:52.280 --> 03:55.240
Fucking hell!
03:55.310 --> 03:58.960
Is it dirty stuff?
If it is, don't tell me.
03:59.030 --> 04:02.910
Please, girl.
You get blander every day.
04:03.000 --> 04:05.870
You're going backwards.
It wasn't dirty.
04:05.960 --> 04:08.150
It wasn't porn.
We didn't do anything.
04:08.240 --> 04:11.870
We just breathed really close.
It wasn't sex. It was the lambada.
04:11.960 --> 04:14.240
The lambada, that's nice, I loved it.
04:14.310 --> 04:16.750
I danced to it
when I was little at recess.
04:16.830 --> 04:18.830
With the girls, don't get me wrong.
04:18.920 --> 04:21.240
And I think we did it
at the end of year.
04:21.310 --> 04:23.560
Or did we lip-sync to it at the fair?
04:23.630 --> 04:25.680
-At the fair?
-Yes, the fair.
04:25.750 --> 04:27.630
Hey, not the effigy thing.
04:27.720 --> 04:32.630
The fair is like a venue
where we meet up and do activities.
04:32.720 --> 04:35.750
We do lip-syncing.
With competitions and everything.
04:35.830 --> 04:38.510
And we drink, girl,
above all we drink.
04:38.600 --> 04:42.120
Sometimes I think I've got
an alcohol problem. I drink a lot.
04:42.190 --> 04:46.070
What alcohol problem?
I've seen you drink and you're fine.
04:46.160 --> 04:50.510
No, I can't go out without drinking.
I don't know. Was it a nice dream?
04:50.600 --> 04:52.800
No, it was disturbing, obviously.
04:52.870 --> 04:55.160
-It was incestuous.
-Look, come here.
04:55.240 --> 04:57.830
A typical woman
who turns everything upside-down
04:57.920 --> 05:01.390
a pile of stuff in a flea market,
then she never buys anything.
05:01.480 --> 05:04.480
-I'm going to say something.
-I'll go. It's my mother.
05:04.560 --> 05:07.630
-What? She's got nice hair.
-What?
05:12.270 --> 05:14.120
-Hello.
-Hello.
05:14.190 --> 05:18.390
-How are you? Need any help?
-Help? You need help.
05:18.480 --> 05:21.310
Sorry, Belén.
Mom, what are you doing?
05:21.390 --> 05:24.630
What else?
Looking for something in my size.
05:24.720 --> 05:27.120
-I'm working.
-I didn't ask you anything.
05:27.190 --> 05:31.800
Go back to your thing. Or start here,
because the store's a mess.
05:31.870 --> 05:35.040
-Why didn't you say you were coming?
-I didn't know.
05:35.120 --> 05:37.160
I went out to buy myself something.
05:37.240 --> 05:40.800
I'm improvising. Besides,
I thought you were off work.
05:40.870 --> 05:42.870
-Why?
-Because of your depression.
05:42.950 --> 05:46.070
-Your face, dear, what a shame.
-I'm not depressed.
05:46.160 --> 05:49.160
Sure you're not, but it's fine, eh?
05:49.240 --> 05:52.600
No wonder you are.
I left him a message.
05:52.680 --> 05:54.720
Who? Manuel? My ex?
05:54.800 --> 05:56.950
Sure, it makes you look good.
05:57.040 --> 06:00.510
Do you like this for me? Too hippy.
06:00.600 --> 06:03.270
I've signed up for
a family constellations course
06:03.360 --> 06:06.720
with my friend Rebeca
and I want to make a good impression,
06:06.800 --> 06:08.800
because you scream and cry...
06:08.870 --> 06:11.160
At least I'll look well-dressed.
06:11.240 --> 06:14.830
Oh, my girl, both of us alone.
06:14.920 --> 06:17.680
-You're not alone, you've got Dad.
-You think so?
06:17.750 --> 06:20.920
I think I've got nothing
and much less him.
06:21.000 --> 06:23.800
He spends all day
with model trains in the garage.
06:23.870 --> 06:27.750
-Besides, I don't love him.
-What garage? You don't have one.
06:27.830 --> 06:32.390
Yes, shit, the garage parking spot.
The car didn't pass the inspection.
06:32.480 --> 06:35.800
He got rid of it.
He put a carpenter's table there
06:35.870 --> 06:38.510
and goes down every day
to work on his models.
06:38.600 --> 06:43.310
Jeez, he spends all day
blowing black snot out of his nose.
06:43.390 --> 06:46.270
So, yes, girl, we're both alone.
06:46.360 --> 06:48.830
Between me being old
and you the way you are,
06:48.920 --> 06:51.000
we'll both end up on the shelf.
06:51.070 --> 06:55.560
-A pity, girl. The ship sails and...
-Enough, Mom! Please, enough!
06:55.630 --> 06:58.800
Yes, it's too hippy for you
and I doubt we have your size.
06:58.870 --> 07:01.800
Go to the mall in front there.
Go on, move it.
07:01.870 --> 07:04.720
You're so boring.
Coming to lunch with me later?
07:04.800 --> 07:07.120
-Okay. I get off at four.
-No, that's late.
07:07.190 --> 07:10.270
You have such strange hours
in these crappy jobs.
07:10.360 --> 07:15.190
You know what? Sometimes I get
the feeling you enjoy my failure.
07:15.270 --> 07:18.920
You do talk nonsense, dear!
How can I enjoy your failure?
07:19.000 --> 07:23.920
No, but it's plain as day
and so is mine,
07:24.000 --> 07:26.720
because I must've done
everything wrong.
07:26.800 --> 07:29.270
I'll save it for
the family constellations,
07:29.360 --> 07:33.480
I don't have to make anything up.
I'm going to the mall.
07:33.560 --> 07:35.870
Get better, eh? Buck up.
07:35.950 --> 07:37.270
I'm fine.
07:39.950 --> 07:43.160
-Your mom's pretty. You look alike.
-No way.
07:43.240 --> 07:46.510
-Why did she come?
-For nothing. To put me down.
07:48.070 --> 07:51.560
Kind of a long way, huh?
We could've got a Cabify, a taxi...
07:51.630 --> 07:55.120
It's right nearby. This way
you see a bit of the city, right?
07:55.190 --> 07:57.240
But I've lived here for three years.
07:57.310 --> 07:59.270
I always forget. I don't know why.
07:59.360 --> 08:00.870
My God.
08:00.950 --> 08:04.190
By the way, I asked on Facebook
about the room
08:04.270 --> 08:06.430
and no one's said anything yet.
08:06.510 --> 08:08.830
-It's tricky, isn't it?
-Right.
08:08.920 --> 08:12.600
-Hey, you're looking more handsome.
-Come on, what are you on about?
08:12.680 --> 08:15.680
-You've got a sparkle in your eyes.
-What?!
08:15.750 --> 08:17.750
-Yeah.
-And you in that snazzy coat.
08:17.830 --> 08:19.680
Fuck, so I fit in.
08:19.750 --> 08:22.310
So, are you meeting someone?
08:22.390 --> 08:24.680
I came to see César...
08:24.750 --> 08:27.830
This morning we had a tiff.
08:27.920 --> 08:31.920
But he's with his jerk friend Juancho
and I don't feel like going up.
08:32.000 --> 08:33.840
But... was it bad, bad?
08:33.910 --> 08:36.840
A little bird told me
you're going to get married.
08:36.910 --> 08:38.960
-You're really getting married?
-Yes.
08:39.030 --> 08:42.750
That's great, getting married, right?
It's so... retro.
08:42.840 --> 08:45.550
-Very few people get married today.
-Right.
08:45.630 --> 08:47.360
Sorry.
08:49.030 --> 08:50.270
My boss.
08:51.750 --> 08:53.960
Hello?
08:54.030 --> 08:56.240
No, Javi, I don't know.
08:56.320 --> 08:59.480
Broken, broken...
It's got a red spout,
08:59.550 --> 09:03.240
a light that does nothing.
The light doesn't come on.
09:03.320 --> 09:07.390
Do I close up? What do I do
if the coffee maker doesn't work?
09:07.480 --> 09:10.240
Do I close up? Come on.
09:10.320 --> 09:13.200
-I'm closing up.
-I'll go.
09:13.270 --> 09:16.480
No, finish your beer
while I do the register.
09:16.550 --> 09:19.320
-Okay.
-Want a shot?
09:19.390 --> 09:22.790
I always have a shot
when I finish up.
09:22.870 --> 09:24.600
Go on, okay.
09:26.360 --> 09:28.120
-It's nice, eh?
-Yeah.
09:28.200 --> 09:31.200
It's a bit strong.
Hey, wait!
09:31.270 --> 09:35.320
-No, I wanted to smell it.
-To you.
09:35.390 --> 09:37.000
-Congratulations.
-Thanks a lot.
09:48.270 --> 09:50.150
What's up with your boyfriend, girl?
09:51.550 --> 09:54.480
Nothing, he's wonderful.
09:54.550 --> 09:56.910
What a problem, eh? Huge.
09:57.000 --> 09:59.510
No, it's a bit personal.
09:59.600 --> 10:02.320
-Sorry, I didn't mean to pry.
-No, Raquel.
10:02.390 --> 10:05.630
It's dumb, a sex thing. It's stupid.
10:05.720 --> 10:10.120
Impotence? Is it small and warped?
10:10.200 --> 10:14.840
-You don't finish? Premature?
-The third.
10:14.910 --> 10:18.630
-Small and warped.
-No, I...
10:18.720 --> 10:21.630
I hardly ever finish.
10:21.720 --> 10:23.120
Well, never.
10:23.200 --> 10:26.390
That's not a problem. He can learn.
10:26.480 --> 10:31.030
Guide him, explain, make it easy.
Have you told him how you like it?
10:31.120 --> 10:34.790
How he has to do it,
how to touch you, that stuff.
10:34.870 --> 10:38.240
-That's no problem, girl.
-Sure, I know it's dumb, but...
10:38.320 --> 10:42.270
I feel weird finishing up later,
you know?
10:42.360 --> 10:44.510
When he's done, it's all over.
10:44.600 --> 10:46.720
No one's done until you are.
10:46.790 --> 10:49.270
You're right about that too.
10:49.360 --> 10:52.870
All right, you talked about it
and what did he say?
10:52.960 --> 10:57.440
No, I handled it badly. I got mad
and didn't let him speak.
10:59.270 --> 11:02.000
-All right.
-What are you doing?
11:02.080 --> 11:04.150
Raquel, I don't want any more.
11:04.240 --> 11:06.080
Yes, you do.
11:06.150 --> 11:07.960
My God.
11:08.030 --> 11:09.550
My God.
11:11.840 --> 11:14.000
-To you.
-To us.
11:15.480 --> 11:20.630
What have you got there?
Zucchini omelet, I think.
11:22.870 --> 11:25.790
I don't know how old it is,
but it's fine. Want some?
11:25.870 --> 11:27.150
Go on.
11:28.870 --> 11:30.670
Let's see.
11:30.750 --> 11:34.150
Well, I don't know.
11:34.240 --> 11:38.870
Hey,
are you still with that hot girl?
11:38.960 --> 11:42.360
-Yes.
-How did you trap her?
11:42.440 --> 11:44.630
I don't know. She trapped herself.
11:44.720 --> 11:48.000
Fuck! Yeah, yeah.
But what do you give her?
11:48.080 --> 11:50.320
I don't give her much.
11:50.390 --> 11:52.080
Well, we're getting married.
11:52.150 --> 11:54.600
-What? Seriously?
-Yeah, man.
11:54.670 --> 11:58.510
Fuck! Congratulations, man!
I... I don't know.
11:58.600 --> 12:01.840
I'm glad, she seems like
a fucking great girl.
12:01.910 --> 12:04.790
Getting married... Fuck, that's wild.
12:04.870 --> 12:07.320
She's great. I love her...
12:07.390 --> 12:09.030
Why are you down about it?
12:09.120 --> 12:11.270
-I'm not down about it.
-Yes, a little.
12:11.360 --> 12:13.790
No, shit. No.
12:13.870 --> 12:16.360
-Want another one?
-All right, then.
12:23.200 --> 12:26.120
This morning we had this thing...
12:28.000 --> 12:30.910
-Never mind.
-Never mind? Tell me!
12:31.000 --> 12:33.510
No, I don't like talking
about my stuff.
12:33.600 --> 12:35.790
You have to get me really drunk.
12:35.870 --> 12:37.480
I'm in no hurry.
12:41.790 --> 12:43.550
Who sleeps in that room, man?
12:46.000 --> 12:47.630
It's a girl's room, right?
12:47.720 --> 12:49.870
-You don't listen.
-I do listen to you.
12:49.960 --> 12:52.240
-Dafne!
-Do I know her?
12:52.320 --> 12:54.960
Sure, you've seen her a few times.
12:55.030 --> 12:57.480
But a while ago,
when she had a beard.
12:57.550 --> 12:59.670
Shit, your friend
who had a sex change.
12:59.750 --> 13:02.200
She lives here? Shit! Okay.
13:02.270 --> 13:06.150
You don't need to whisper.
Besides, she's not here.
13:06.240 --> 13:07.840
Fuck, that's wild, man.
13:09.390 --> 13:10.910
You guys are so modern.
13:12.080 --> 13:15.600
-I've got tons of questions.
-No, don't ask her. Don't be rude.
13:15.670 --> 13:17.630
No, shit, in a nice way. Relax.
13:19.790 --> 13:23.480
Can you tell she was
a guy much or not?
13:23.550 --> 13:25.510
Yes. I don't know.
13:25.600 --> 13:28.480
It's weird, I've known her
for so long that...
13:28.550 --> 13:31.910
It's like...
You know Berto, my actor buddy?
13:32.000 --> 13:35.550
When I see his micro-theater
and that stuff he does,
13:35.630 --> 13:39.080
even though he's doing things
very different from him,
13:39.150 --> 13:41.790
I always see him, understand?
13:41.870 --> 13:43.870
-Not much.
-It's like...
13:43.960 --> 13:45.390
But hey, wait.
13:45.480 --> 13:47.670
Has she had the operation?
13:47.750 --> 13:49.000
Yes.
13:50.200 --> 13:52.240
-And what's it like?
-What?
13:52.320 --> 13:55.030
-Her pussy.
-I've never seen it, Juancho.
13:55.120 --> 13:56.790
No? Why not?
13:56.870 --> 13:59.080
Because I don't want
to see her pussy.
13:59.150 --> 14:02.390
-Weren't you sleepy? Take a nap!
-I'm not sleepy now.
14:02.480 --> 14:04.550
Wait a second. Wait, so...
14:04.630 --> 14:08.080
No, I haven't boned her!
She's my friend. You dirtbag.
14:08.150 --> 14:10.480
-Why the hell are you here?
-I don't know.
14:10.550 --> 14:13.390
-You're so annoyed that I ask you.
-Fuck!
14:15.440 --> 14:18.910
ÓSCAR, 35. BACK HERE AGAIN.
TIRED OF GOING FROM FLOWER TO FLOWER.
14:20.960 --> 14:23.960
I just got a match with
a hot guy on Coupler.
14:24.030 --> 14:28.150
What do I do? Do I write to him?
What do I do? Oh, my God.
14:28.240 --> 14:29.910
HI, CUTIE. HOW'S YOUR DAY?
14:30.000 --> 14:32.790
He just asked her, "How's your day?"
14:32.870 --> 14:36.790
He must really wantto know the answer, wow.
14:39.790 --> 14:42.150
The internet is so exposed...
14:42.240 --> 14:44.000
-Hello, Juancho.
-Oh! Hello.
14:44.080 --> 14:47.550
-Here already?
-Yes, so it seems. A few hours ago.
14:47.630 --> 14:51.120
-Make yourself at home, okay?
-Okay. Cool. I'm doing that.
14:51.200 --> 14:52.600
Where's César?
14:52.670 --> 14:55.270
He went for batteries, I think.
14:55.360 --> 14:57.550
-And you?
-We're here to hold a coven.
14:57.630 --> 14:59.480
-Perfect.
-Join in if you want.
14:59.550 --> 15:02.750
No, I'm watching a thrilling program
15:02.840 --> 15:05.750
about washing machine parts
and I'm right into it.
15:05.840 --> 15:09.080
Wow, yes. It does sound thrilling.
15:09.150 --> 15:11.360
Let's choose
what you're going to wear.
15:11.440 --> 15:13.630
Oh, are you going partying?
15:13.720 --> 15:16.790
This fool got a match
on Coupler and she's meeting him.
15:16.870 --> 15:18.750
-I'm the fool.
-Cool.
15:18.840 --> 15:23.240
Hey, Dafne, I'm really curious,
I have to ask you.
15:23.320 --> 15:26.240
What's it like not having a dick?
15:26.320 --> 15:28.600
Nice to meet you, Juancho.
15:30.120 --> 15:31.910
No, it's all right.
15:35.960 --> 15:39.030
-Really? You asked her that?
-I was curious.
15:39.120 --> 15:41.510
You can't do that.
Who the fuck are you?
15:41.600 --> 15:44.870
-Juancho, César's friend.
-You failed the firefighter exam.
15:44.960 --> 15:49.000
-Yeah, in the flesh. And you?
-A girl you made a bad impression on.
15:49.080 --> 15:51.910
-I'm sorry.
-"What's it like not having a dick?"
15:52.000 --> 15:55.080
You really asked her that?
What a total asshole.
15:55.150 --> 15:58.000
I don't know anyone like you.
You're César's friend?
15:58.080 --> 16:00.240
-Yes.
-Does he know you're an idiot?
16:00.320 --> 16:02.120
I don't know. Maybe, yeah.
16:02.200 --> 16:04.720
We once got into a fight
at the door of a club
16:04.790 --> 16:07.000
-just because I said...
-Wow.
16:07.080 --> 16:08.480
How disgusting.
16:08.550 --> 16:11.080
That guy. That guy...
16:11.150 --> 16:14.790
He's cute, but he's the worst.
That guy's the worst.
16:14.870 --> 16:18.750
-You think he's cute?
-Look at the state of your closet.
16:18.840 --> 16:23.600
My God! What's this?
How hideous! It looks so cheap...
16:23.670 --> 16:25.510
My God!
16:25.600 --> 16:27.870
-I don't think I'll go.
-Why not?
16:27.960 --> 16:30.550
Don't go if you don't want to.
Leave her alone.
16:30.630 --> 16:35.320
I feel weird, kind of embarrassed.
It'll all go south, for sure.
16:35.390 --> 16:38.750
We just said some crap on
the phone and now he wants to meet?
16:38.840 --> 16:41.670
Sure, that's how it works.
You talk and meet up.
16:41.750 --> 16:44.790
-With any luck, you'll fuck him.
-It's a first date.
16:44.870 --> 16:47.150
We're not going to fuck. Not today.
16:47.240 --> 16:50.790
Look, you go, meet him
and see what happens.
16:50.870 --> 16:53.510
No fear or expectations.
16:53.600 --> 16:57.120
What sort of shit phrase is that?
Put this on, shut up and go.
16:58.270 --> 17:00.600
You're mean, Yerai.
17:00.670 --> 17:01.910
What?
17:04.880 --> 17:07.440
Why are you in the uniform?
Coming or going?
17:07.510 --> 17:11.000
Going and I'm late.
Deal with it yourselves.
17:11.070 --> 17:13.880
Have fun on the date.
Tell us later in the group.
17:13.960 --> 17:15.270
What group?
17:17.590 --> 17:19.070
What group?
17:19.160 --> 17:22.960
There she goes. She walks resolutely,but the fool is scared to death.
17:23.030 --> 17:25.110
For no reason, it'll be typical.
17:25.200 --> 17:27.480
She'll get there.They'll smile nervously.
17:27.550 --> 17:31.240
They'll talk about politics,the latest season of Game of Thrones.
17:31.310 --> 17:33.750
At the first opportunity,this boy's tongue,
17:33.830 --> 17:37.590
who's much cuter than in the photos,look at those eyes, those eyes,
17:37.680 --> 17:40.270
will be in her mouth, as expected.
17:43.070 --> 17:46.510
-Hi. How are you?
-Good.
17:46.590 --> 17:48.750
-Nice to meet you.
-Same here.
17:48.830 --> 17:52.030
Oh, the nerves.But first a coffee, right then.
17:59.480 --> 18:02.550
This guy's cool and sooneror later we're going to fuck,
18:02.640 --> 18:04.240
so better sooner than later.
18:04.310 --> 18:06.720
She got on her knees fast.He picked her up,
18:06.790 --> 18:10.510
threw her on the bedand there they are, missionary-style.
18:10.590 --> 18:12.480
But it's fine. They like it.
18:14.640 --> 18:17.550
-Do you like it?
-Yes.
18:17.640 --> 18:19.680
-And you?
-Very much.
18:24.510 --> 18:26.070
You know what?
18:26.160 --> 18:29.880
You're the first guy I've met
on Coupler and all that.
18:31.200 --> 18:32.440
Come on.
18:34.000 --> 18:36.480
-No, I don't believe you.
-Believe it.
18:37.720 --> 18:41.400
How come you didn't...?
18:41.480 --> 18:43.110
I don't know.
18:43.200 --> 18:46.720
I don't know. I felt weird.
18:46.790 --> 18:49.240
I guess I was scared. I don't know.
18:49.310 --> 18:52.590
But when I got to the café and...
18:52.680 --> 18:55.400
I saw you get up, smiling,
to give me two kisses,
18:55.480 --> 18:58.720
so cute, in your check shirt,
I thought,
18:58.790 --> 19:00.680
maybe it wasn't a bad idea.
19:00.750 --> 19:02.480
No, it wasn't.
19:11.480 --> 19:14.240
Hey, I don't know
if you've been told this,
19:14.310 --> 19:16.720
but I feel obligated to tell you.
19:16.790 --> 19:18.030
What?
19:19.270 --> 19:22.070
-You suck great. Yeah.
-Come on. No.
19:22.160 --> 19:23.640
It's... it's crazy.
19:23.720 --> 19:26.000
-Come on.
-It's wild. I had to tell you.
19:26.070 --> 19:30.400
Wow. Thanks a lot.
You've a really nice cock.
19:30.480 --> 19:34.480
It's beautiful, seriously.
That makes it a lot easier.
19:34.550 --> 19:36.830
-It helps?
-Yes, sure it helps.
19:38.030 --> 19:40.070
You've got a little thing here.
19:47.720 --> 19:49.790
-Hey, I'm getting dressed, okay?
-Okay.
19:54.880 --> 19:58.880
Do you want to order a Glovo?
I can order Japanese.
19:58.960 --> 20:02.350
Don't you love gyozas?
I'm crazy about them, all of them.
20:02.440 --> 20:05.880
Steamed, grilled, fried...
20:05.960 --> 20:08.070
I don't care.
20:08.160 --> 20:10.680
It's just... I think I'll go home.
20:10.750 --> 20:13.310
-Already?
-Yes, it's a bit late.
20:14.680 --> 20:16.240
No it isn't.
20:17.160 --> 20:18.400
Well...
20:21.880 --> 20:24.550
We won't see each other again, right?
20:28.440 --> 20:33.590
-I'm so silly.
-No. Hey... I had an incredible time.
20:33.680 --> 20:36.590
I think we have a lot in common.
It's been great.
20:36.680 --> 20:39.920
-Me too. So?
-Well...
20:41.920 --> 20:44.680
I don't know...
20:44.750 --> 20:47.720
You do know, right? Tell me.
20:47.790 --> 20:50.000
Well, I don't...
20:51.550 --> 20:53.880
I don't see myself
with someone like you.
20:53.960 --> 20:58.750
So I don't think it makes sense
to drag it out or overthink it.
20:58.830 --> 21:01.750
Like me?
21:01.830 --> 21:05.550
-Tall? Vivacious? Almost a redhead?
-No, Dafne.
21:08.270 --> 21:10.440
You know very well what I mean.
21:12.240 --> 21:15.310
And you really seem nice.
21:15.400 --> 21:20.680
I like you, but I'm sorry. I don't...
21:20.750 --> 21:24.680
I don't know if I could handle this,
how I'd do it.
21:24.750 --> 21:29.400
I don't know how I'd introduce you
to my mother, to my idiot brother,
21:29.480 --> 21:33.790
what reaction he might have...
I wouldn't know how to do it.
21:34.680 --> 21:36.270
Wow.
21:36.350 --> 21:39.110
Wow. This... Never mind.
21:43.720 --> 21:46.160
And really, I repeat,
21:47.310 --> 21:50.350
it's been incredible,
I had a great time.
21:50.440 --> 21:54.480
You seem like a really
interesting girl, I like you,
21:54.550 --> 21:58.030
but it's how I see it and I don't
want to waste your time,
21:58.110 --> 22:02.510
confuse you, or waste my time...
and that's it.
22:03.720 --> 22:05.400
And I hear myself and think,
22:05.480 --> 22:08.830
yes, maybe all this is
a prejudice of mine or whatever,
22:08.920 --> 22:12.510
that I don't want to meet up again
and I'm looking for excuses.
22:12.590 --> 22:15.830
But I'm trying to be as honest
with you as possible.
22:15.920 --> 22:19.750
Well, you could've been
before you fucked me, right?
22:19.830 --> 22:24.160
So that I wouldn't feel like
such an asshole and so ridiculous.
22:26.310 --> 22:28.680
Excuse me for saying,
but your profile said
22:28.750 --> 22:32.000
you were tired of playing the field
or some shit, right?
22:32.070 --> 22:35.550
Sure, forgive me, but you can't
blame me for your stuff.
22:35.640 --> 22:38.400
I mean,
if you're looking for a partner,
22:38.480 --> 22:40.030
I think that's great,
22:40.110 --> 22:43.030
but it's not my fault
that this didn't gel.
22:43.110 --> 22:46.350
We matched up on an app,
had a terrific date,
22:46.440 --> 22:49.270
slept together, it was great,
22:49.350 --> 22:53.350
but I get the feeling
that I'm betraying you,
22:53.440 --> 22:56.030
like I dumped you
before we went on a trip...
22:56.110 --> 22:59.350
I think you had a good time.
I had a good time. That's it.
22:59.440 --> 23:02.270
That's not it. It's like...
23:03.750 --> 23:07.480
I feel like I've been conned.
I really do.
23:07.550 --> 23:10.790
You saw what I was like
when I came into that shitty café.
23:10.880 --> 23:12.720
-You saw, right?
-Yes.
23:12.790 --> 23:15.640
So? Look, never mind, okay?
23:15.720 --> 23:18.750
Relax, it's fine.
Go. It's fine, really.
23:29.350 --> 23:32.000
I don't know. I could've lied to you,
23:32.070 --> 23:34.640
said I'd call you tomorrow
and then vanished.
23:34.720 --> 23:38.750
-That's not right either.
-Honestly, I'd rather you had.
23:38.830 --> 23:42.680
-Then I'll say I'll call you...
-Are you laughing at me?
23:42.750 --> 23:46.440
No, but it's just that
I don't know what to say.
23:46.510 --> 23:49.160
I promise
I'm just trying to be honest.
23:49.240 --> 23:52.510
You said that. Everyone's so
obsessed with telling the truth!
23:52.590 --> 23:54.510
Honesty sucks. It's overrated.
23:54.590 --> 23:58.510
I don't want your honesty, Óscar.
Thanks. See you later.
24:18.750 --> 24:20.160
Dafne.
24:22.070 --> 24:23.310
Nothing, just...
24:25.510 --> 24:28.720
I think you should be careful,
24:28.790 --> 24:32.480
watch out for yourself more
and not be so open.
24:32.550 --> 24:35.270
You're going to get hurt.
24:35.350 --> 24:37.160
I have been already.
24:38.070 --> 24:39.310
Bye.
24:41.310 --> 24:43.510
What a dreamerand this is serious,
24:43.590 --> 24:46.440
she was already imaginingChristmas dinner with him,
24:46.510 --> 24:48.960
introducing him to her family,being happy.
24:49.030 --> 24:52.550
No, babe.And he clearly tricked you.
24:52.640 --> 24:55.720
He doesn't care that she's like this.It was an excuse
24:55.790 --> 24:57.270
because it seemed easier,
24:57.350 --> 25:02.720
but he thinks that she's a screamerand a pain. The guy has a point.
25:20.070 --> 25:21.830
I thought you weren't coming.
25:23.030 --> 25:24.960
Me too.
25:26.440 --> 25:29.000
But I felt bad about this morning.
25:29.070 --> 25:31.310
Fuck, I feel like fucking shit.
25:41.160 --> 25:43.960
Martina, I know I'm not
a big talker, but...
25:45.270 --> 25:47.750
Let's talk. Fuck, it's just...
25:50.310 --> 25:53.640
This morning I got the impression
that it was...
25:53.720 --> 25:57.440
eating you up inside,
and that's not fair.
25:57.510 --> 26:00.720
If there's a problem,
or I'm doing something wrong,
26:00.790 --> 26:03.400
I want to know, fuck,
not to find out
26:03.480 --> 26:06.110
when there's no solution
or when you're mad.
26:06.200 --> 26:07.880
Honey, I'm not mad.
26:07.960 --> 26:10.070
-Yes, a little.
-No, really.
26:21.160 --> 26:24.720
I want you to feel good,
to have a good time.
26:24.790 --> 26:28.110
-I have a good time.
-But you don't have a great time.
26:30.030 --> 26:31.350
Lie down.
26:36.350 --> 26:37.590
Honey...
26:39.240 --> 26:41.160
Are you drunk?
26:41.240 --> 26:43.880
Have you been drinking?
26:43.960 --> 26:46.310
Yes, a little... not much.
26:46.400 --> 26:47.750
That's better.
26:50.480 --> 26:53.640
-You reek of tequila.
-Sorry. Does it bother you?
26:56.960 --> 26:59.550
-Honey, really, it doesn't matter.
-You lie down.
27:10.550 --> 27:12.880
I'm not leaving here until you come.
27:27.110 --> 27:29.440
Going to be long? I'm pissing myself.
27:29.510 --> 27:31.880
-Come in. It's all right.
-Thanks.
27:40.880 --> 27:44.400
I saw in the group that
it didn't go well with that guy.
27:44.480 --> 27:47.350
-No. It was awful.
-Jeez.
27:47.440 --> 27:50.160
It was so predictable, a cliché.
It makes me mad
27:50.240 --> 27:52.680
that life treats me so trivially.
27:52.750 --> 27:54.440
What do you mean?
27:54.510 --> 27:58.830
You, as a guy, would you
be with someone like me?
27:58.920 --> 28:02.310
Yes, if it was someone cool
like you, sure.
28:02.400 --> 28:06.440
-You're saying that to comfort me.
-That guy's an asshole.
28:06.510 --> 28:09.920
You're saying that so I don't
feel bad. He's not an asshole.
28:10.000 --> 28:14.000
No way. He's smart,
super-cute, nice...
28:14.070 --> 28:16.030
-He's a chemist.
-Hey, smart.
28:16.110 --> 28:17.510
-Yes.
-No way.
28:17.590 --> 28:19.720
If he were smart,
he'd leave a message,
28:19.790 --> 28:23.310
"Sorry. Yes, I got scared."
Naturally, it's a situation.
28:23.400 --> 28:26.680
But then he had second thoughts
and realized that all this,
28:26.750 --> 28:29.830
thinking of the future, is stupid,
and he likes you.
28:29.920 --> 28:32.590
Then you go for it. Did he leave it?
28:32.680 --> 28:36.070
-The message? No.
-Then he's an asshole.
28:40.680 --> 28:43.920
-What?
-The dirty dishes are yours, right?
28:44.000 --> 28:47.070
-I haven't had time to wash them.
-Whoring around.
28:47.160 --> 28:50.400
For nothing!
Just to get the brush-off!
28:50.480 --> 28:54.550
You son of a bitch!
Hey, come here, come.
28:54.640 --> 28:58.400
If you're going to fuck,
keep it down. I want to sleep.
28:58.480 --> 29:00.750
Don't worry. It's all done.
29:00.830 --> 29:05.400
And that grin? What's up? Tell me.
Tell me your stuff, I tell you mine.
29:05.480 --> 29:08.720
-Because you want to. I don't ask.
-Tell me, please.
29:08.790 --> 29:11.070
-I'm not telling you anything.
-Ha!
29:14.680 --> 29:16.510
She hates washing dishes.
29:16.590 --> 29:19.310
Picking leftovers out of the draindisgusts her.
29:19.400 --> 29:22.310
But agonizing will do her goodbefore going to bed.
29:22.400 --> 29:24.510
You know,"Nobody's going to love me.
29:24.590 --> 29:27.270
I'm almost fucking 37and I share an apartment.
29:27.350 --> 29:30.590
I hate getting up early for work"Life sucks. I'm ugly.
29:30.680 --> 29:33.110
Time's ticking.Maybe I'll cry a bit."
29:33.200 --> 29:35.350
Oh, more surprises.
29:35.440 --> 29:38.350
Is it the Coupler guyhere to declare his love?
29:38.440 --> 29:41.440
She's really thinks so,I swear, it's wild.
29:43.590 --> 29:47.030
-Hello.
-What are you doing here?
29:47.110 --> 29:50.400
-Where have you been? You look bad.
-Can I come in?
29:50.480 --> 29:52.070
Come in.
29:54.920 --> 29:57.720
Have you got some water?
29:57.790 --> 29:59.510
Yes, of course.
29:59.590 --> 30:01.920
-I'm going to sit down, okay?
-Okay.
30:10.310 --> 30:12.000
Here, drink.
30:18.550 --> 30:20.030
Nice and cool.
30:20.110 --> 30:23.960
You're wasted. What did you take?
Where have you been?
30:24.030 --> 30:25.640
I don't remember.
30:27.550 --> 30:31.590
-I kind of overdid it.
-Why did you come?
30:32.720 --> 30:34.750
I don't know.
30:34.830 --> 30:38.640
I was passing by and...
I felt like seeing you.
30:40.160 --> 30:43.830
-I don't want us getting it on.
-No.
30:43.920 --> 30:45.440
I'm in a state...
30:48.270 --> 30:50.550
I just need a little affection.
30:51.790 --> 30:53.030
Okay.
31:01.160 --> 31:02.920
Come here.
31:03.000 --> 31:05.440
Mistakes, mistakes and more mistakes.
31:05.510 --> 31:08.510
But oh! Don't they look comfy?
31:08.590 --> 31:11.440
Wait, he's going to saysomething really funny.
31:11.510 --> 31:13.350
I've got gonorrhea.
31:16.400 --> 31:17.790
Hey, sorry.
31:17.880 --> 31:19.960
I don't want to bother you,
31:20.030 --> 31:25.350
but are you going to be long
on the sofa?
31:25.440 --> 31:27.880
It's just that I...
31:27.960 --> 31:30.400
I'm going to sleep there.
31:30.480 --> 31:33.790
I mean... Right.
33196
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Javanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof