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Greg, honey, drop the hammer.
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We all know this ends with you
having a hook for a hand.
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I'm putting a nail on the door
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so someone can hang a "Boo" on it.
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Here we go... The Halloween Boo.
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As the tradition goes,
a week before Halloween,
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a member of Westport's "in" crowd
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sneaks up to their "victim's"
house and hangs a Boo...
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and leaves a gift bag of candy...
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where it's discovered the next morning.
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In a normal town, this would be
a fun community tradition.
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But in Westport,
it's a popularity contest.
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Leave it to Westport to ruin everything.
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We got Booed!
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I'm somebody now!
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Then the family who got Booed
gets to Boo another family.
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And so on...
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We've never been one of those
"And So On" families.
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And every time I think
we've hit rock bottom...
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You two, your fault.
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- Oh, my God, Carol! We got Booed!
- So did we!
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I'm so happy for us!
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Carol, you're getting divorced! Relax.
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And now let the Boos roll in.
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Oh, Greg, we're not getting Booed.
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Don't you understand?
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This whole town is like high school,
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only our family has braces and headgear.
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I had braces and headgear and rosacea.
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I was still very popular.
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- Really?
- Yes.
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Everyone knows the hall monitor.
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Oh, come on!
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This is the third time this month
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that guy has blown leaves into our yard.
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I'm gonna go make a scene like I
did at that rental-car counter.
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- Film it this time.
- I'll deal with him.
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Sure, if "dealing" means
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getting nervous, sweating,
and mumbling nonsense.
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Greg's not the greatest
at confrontation.
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Hey, I saved that table
with my sweater on it,
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and those people moved it
to the communal table,
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where the weirdos sit.
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Why don't we just sit outside?
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It's cold out,
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and there's pigeons
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and people walking by giving me
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that "It's too early
to eat a hamburger" look.
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Besides, it's a sweater on a chair.
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That's a classic table save.
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Well, I'll just tell them to move.
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Are you sure?
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Yeah. I got this.
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Excuse me.
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That table's on my wife's sweater.
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On the chair.
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I meant that table's on my
wife's table... aah... chair.
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Sweater.
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Ohh.
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What I've been trying to say is...
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We'll eat in the car.
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Okay, I hear you, but I can handle this.
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It's just a little convo with the
neighbor's gardener. It's coo'.
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- I really pulled that off.
- Mm!
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Anna-Kat! Honey, what happened?
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Why'd you scream?
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It wasn't me. It was Oliver.
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I jumped out and scared him.
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Dude.
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Oh, it wasn't a scared scream.
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It was more of
an excited scream, like...
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"There's my little sister.
I missed you."
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Dude.
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Fine. This sucks.
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I have plans to go to
Cooper Bradford's haunted house
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this year with Alice McCarthy.
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What am I gonna do?
I scream like a girl.
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And not a brave girl, like Wonder Woman.
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I'm like the girl
that Wonder Woman saves.
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I overcame my fear of water
by going into the water.
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Maybe Oliver needs
his own immersion therapy.
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That's actually not a terrible idea.
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Uh, no, it is.
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- Go for it, Anna-Kat.
- Roger that.
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Anna-Kat, please,
I ask you not to do this.
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Right, because you want to be
surprised when I scare you.
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- Smart.
- No, because I don't want you to do it.
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Gotcha.
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Do you feel like
a good mother right now?
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Hey, not all parenting decisions
are home runs.
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What the hell?!
I thought he said it was coo'.
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I thought you were going to
deal with the gardener.
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He sees me raking with my mad face.
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I think he's getting the message.
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I'll take care of it.
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Costume check!
Get 'em on and line 'em up!
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One thing I've learned
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is if you're going to survive Halloween,
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you have to do a costume check
seven days in advance
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so you don't end up at Sue-Ann Fabrics
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at 8:00 p.m. on the 30th.
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Hands off! My kid changed
her mind about her costume,
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and I'm running off
half a pizza Lunchable!
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Back off! All of you!
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Oh, now, that looks great! A princess!
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So much better than that
drowned zombie from last year.
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No, I'm going as a zombie princess.
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Grand-Duchess Anastasia
of the Romanov family.
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She was murdered by
the Bolshevik Secret Police
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mid-1918.
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There were rumors of her escape,
but I'm not buying it.
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Great.
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Just as long as it doesn't involve me
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having to go to Sue-Ann Fabrics
at the last second.
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I still have not recovered
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from last year's rotator-cuff injury.
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You see this?
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This is as high as I can go with my arm.
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Look at you! Let me guess...
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a nerdy, young Silicon Valley dork.
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These are my school clothes, Mom.
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And I have no need for a costume.
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Because the scare therapy
is not going well.
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It's rubber.
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Like your pants should be.
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I waited in that bathroom hamper
for three hours.
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I now know things about
all of you I wish I didn't.
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You're getting over
your issue with being scared,
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because you're not
going trick-or-treating
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with me and Anna-Kat.
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It only takes us 20 minutes.
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We hit two houses,
then I take her to CVS
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and buy all the crap on sale.
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Look at you!
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You're so...
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- pregnant.
- I know, right?
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I got invited to do the group
costume this year,
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and we're all going
as "Norwalk Prom Girls."
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Funny, but no. Go find another costume.
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What? No. This is what
all my friends are going as.
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- There is no other costume.
- Oh, there's another costume.
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When I was a kid,
I wore the same burlap sack
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three years running.
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First I was an Indian princess,
then a peanut,
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then just a sack.
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So you need to think of something else,
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or it's going to be
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"Norwalk Prom Girls"
and their friend "Potato."
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Give me the baby.
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Guys, get down here quick!
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My fellow Ottos,
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today is a proud day.
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I think it was the orator Cicero...
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I swear to God, Greg, if you
teach me something right now...
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We've been Booed.
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No way!
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My poster was right.
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Dream it. Believe it. Achieve it.
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Oh, hi!
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We just got Booed. No biggie.
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I thought you didn't care
about getting Booed.
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I don't. Don't be ridiculous.
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Come on.
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Okay, maybe I care a little.
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Ladies...
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notice anything...
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different about me?
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- Oh, it's just water weight.
- You waxed the lip.
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What?! No!
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I got Booed.
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Wait, what? You got Booed?
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Oh, yeah.
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I thought you said
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Boos were the dumbest [bleep]
thing you've ever heard of.
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I was just quoting her!
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Clean your mouth out!
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I wonder who Booed you.
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I don't know. It's a secret.
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- Code of the Boo.
- Hmm.
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Well, I've never been Booed.
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You think that has something to do
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with people being afraid
of your attack dogs?
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- That's not fair. They're not attack dogs.
- Mm-hmm.
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They're just untrained dogs
who bite people.
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- Hmm.
- Why haven't you been Booed?
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Oh, I'm a black woman in Westport.
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I'm not about to let people
start nailing things to my door.
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Hmm. Fair enough.
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Here, check this out.
I took 22 pictures.
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Not that I care. It's a dumb Boo.
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Wait. I think I know who Booed you.
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- Who?
- Chloe Brown Mueller.
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I saw those crystal pumpkins
in the window of her shop.
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That's crazy.
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Why would Chloe Brown Mueller Boo me?
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We hate each other.
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Ha-ha! Your ticket's
more expensive than your car.
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Over here! Quick!
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This one's expired!
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Oh, no, no, no! Wait! I'm right here!
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Also, it's a little in the red.
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You bitch!
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It can't be her.
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Maybe someone bought
the pumpkins from her store.
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No way.
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It's one of those vanity shops
Westport housewives open
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so they can say they have a career.
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- No one's bought anything from there.
- She's right.
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It's on the same street
with the other vanity shops,
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like the one that sells $40 macaroons.
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- $40?
- Mm-hmm.
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Macaroons are garbage cookies,
and everyone knows it.
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You know what I think?
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Chloe Brown Mueller sent you that Boo
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because you are now
Spring Gala Chairlady.
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Yeah, you're stepping up socially,
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and she wants to make peace.
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- You really think so?
- Mm-hmm.
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Well, you know what?
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If Chloe Brown Mueller
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can extend an olive branch and Boo me,
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the least I can do is accept it.
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In fact, I'm gonna go thank her
right now.
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If you haven't heard, I got Booed.
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I don't know what that is,
but my grandma just died,
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and they made me come in anyway.
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Stephan, stop telling everyone
your problems!
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Maybe Angela's right.
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Maybe I have climbed socially.
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Hello. Oh, good to see you.
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Hi.
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Oh, your little baby is adorable.
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Oh. Maria! A customer!
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Ew. What are you doing here?
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I came to thank you for the Boo.
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The Boo?
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The Boo.
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Oh, come on. Don't play dumb.
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I know the truth... You Booed me, girl!
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I'm here to accept your peace offering.
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Oh! You thought I Booed you!
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Oh, my God!
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Boo you?!
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That is rich!
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Which you are not.
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Look, I know that it was you
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because the stuff in the Boo
came from your store,
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and nobody ever shops here.
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Maria! Out front. Now.
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Maria here obviously made a mistake
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when delivering my Boo.
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She must have thought your house
was the neighbor's garage
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because it's so small
and filled with junk.
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I'm saying your house is small
and your stuff is junk.
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00:11:29,426 --> 00:11:31,026
Yeah. I got it.
257
00:11:31,095 --> 00:11:33,095
Actually, it was just
a mix-up in the address.
258
00:11:33,163 --> 00:11:34,429
I'm sorry for the confusion.
259
00:11:34,498 --> 00:11:36,398
You have a very lovely house.
260
00:11:36,467 --> 00:11:40,268
Maria, please insult Katie's house.
261
00:11:40,337 --> 00:11:41,370
- Um...
- Now!
262
00:11:41,438 --> 00:11:42,437
I don't like your house.
263
00:11:42,506 --> 00:11:44,005
Good one, Maria!
264
00:11:44,074 --> 00:11:45,841
But seriously,
I'm gonna need my Boo back.
265
00:11:45,909 --> 00:11:48,243
Chloe, who has two thumbs
and hates your guts?
266
00:11:48,312 --> 00:11:50,846
Every woman in this town
except Kari Gurlack,
267
00:11:50,914 --> 00:11:55,217
who lost one of hers
in a garbage-disposal accident.
268
00:11:55,285 --> 00:11:57,153
Too soon.
269
00:11:58,184 --> 00:12:00,188
I didn't mean to deliver it
to the wrong house.
270
00:12:00,257 --> 00:12:02,057
Ohh, this is just embarrassing, Maria.
271
00:12:02,126 --> 00:12:04,226
And so is bringing an entire
sleeve of Ritz crackers
272
00:12:04,294 --> 00:12:05,560
to work every day
273
00:12:05,629 --> 00:12:06,962
and eating them in the bathroom
like an animal.
274
00:12:07,030 --> 00:12:10,198
Yeah. I know about that.
275
00:12:10,267 --> 00:12:11,299
I just want to go home.
276
00:12:11,368 --> 00:12:13,535
Oh, Maria...
277
00:12:13,604 --> 00:12:15,637
you're like the sister that I never had.
278
00:12:22,179 --> 00:12:23,779
Oh, hey, Mom.
279
00:12:23,847 --> 00:12:25,147
I've been thinking.
280
00:12:25,215 --> 00:12:27,682
Since I'm not allowed to be
a Norwalk Girl for Halloween,
281
00:12:27,751 --> 00:12:29,551
I'm gonna go as this ladybug instead.
282
00:12:29,620 --> 00:12:30,552
What do you think?
283
00:12:30,621 --> 00:12:32,154
Oh, sure.
284
00:12:32,222 --> 00:12:33,922
This inappropriate sexy outfit
285
00:12:33,991 --> 00:12:36,825
is the only other costume
available in the whole world.
286
00:12:36,894 --> 00:12:38,927
Gee, I guess I'll have to let you go
287
00:12:38,996 --> 00:12:41,763
as a pregnant prom girl after all.
288
00:12:41,832 --> 00:12:43,532
I can't tell if you're being sarcastic.
289
00:12:43,600 --> 00:12:45,934
You can't tell if I'm being sarcastic?
290
00:12:46,003 --> 00:12:47,235
Are you being sarcastic?
291
00:12:47,304 --> 00:12:49,304
- Now I'm confused.
- Let's start over.
292
00:12:49,373 --> 00:12:50,439
Find another costume.
293
00:12:52,142 --> 00:12:53,308
How was the Zombie Run?
294
00:12:53,377 --> 00:12:54,543
Amazing.
295
00:12:54,611 --> 00:12:56,178
I tagged out more runners
than anyone else.
296
00:12:56,246 --> 00:12:57,412
And you want to know why?
297
00:12:57,481 --> 00:12:59,681
People see Frankenstein,
and they think "slow."
298
00:12:59,750 --> 00:13:02,551
Always bank on people
underestimating Frankenstein.
299
00:13:02,619 --> 00:13:04,419
Mom.
300
00:13:06,423 --> 00:13:07,756
Will you at least just think about it?
301
00:13:07,825 --> 00:13:09,024
We both know I won't.
302
00:13:09,092 --> 00:13:10,525
You never understand!
303
00:13:10,594 --> 00:13:12,727
Taylor, I'm already dealing with
the fact that we lost our Boo.
304
00:13:12,796 --> 00:13:15,263
I do not have the mental energy
for a costume fight right now.
305
00:13:15,332 --> 00:13:17,699
Everyone else's parents are
fine with them being pregnant!
306
00:13:20,637 --> 00:13:22,270
- Do I need to...
- No. I got it.
307
00:13:22,339 --> 00:13:23,438
Oh. Good.
308
00:13:23,507 --> 00:13:25,474
So, what were you saying
about losing our Boo?
309
00:13:25,542 --> 00:13:28,810
Turns out it was a mistake.
310
00:13:28,879 --> 00:13:31,746
Chloe Brown Mueller
meant it for someone else.
311
00:13:31,815 --> 00:13:35,350
Are you upset? I thought you
didn't care about getting Booed.
312
00:13:35,419 --> 00:13:37,352
I was lying, Greg.
313
00:13:37,421 --> 00:13:40,288
It's cute you still don't
recognize when I do that.
314
00:13:40,357 --> 00:13:43,391
It's just my whole life
315
00:13:43,460 --> 00:13:45,527
I was the popular one.
316
00:13:45,596 --> 00:13:46,761
You should have seen me in high school.
317
00:13:46,830 --> 00:13:47,796
I was the "it" girl.
318
00:13:47,865 --> 00:13:48,930
Everyone knew me.
319
00:13:48,999 --> 00:13:51,833
Oh, you were also a hall monitor?
320
00:13:51,902 --> 00:13:53,435
And in our old neighborhood,
321
00:13:53,504 --> 00:13:56,171
our house was the place
everyone wanted to hang out.
322
00:13:56,240 --> 00:13:57,906
But that hasn't happened here.
323
00:13:57,975 --> 00:14:00,609
So I finally just accepted
it wasn't going to.
324
00:14:00,677 --> 00:14:02,511
And this Booing made me think
325
00:14:02,579 --> 00:14:05,180
that things were about to change.
326
00:14:05,249 --> 00:14:06,915
It's stupid.
327
00:14:06,984 --> 00:14:08,517
It's not stupid.
328
00:14:08,585 --> 00:14:09,885
And to make it worse,
329
00:14:09,953 --> 00:14:12,821
Chloe Brown Mueller knew
it meant something to me.
330
00:14:12,890 --> 00:14:15,357
She kept poking at me
like a circus bear.
331
00:14:15,425 --> 00:14:17,058
I'm not a circus bear, Greg.
332
00:14:17,127 --> 00:14:20,095
I'm just a mom who wants to be
loved by the people she hates.
333
00:14:20,163 --> 00:14:23,999
Well, I better go give it back.
334
00:14:24,067 --> 00:14:26,268
You're not giving anything back.
335
00:14:26,336 --> 00:14:28,436
I'm gonna go
let Chloe Brown Mueller know
336
00:14:28,505 --> 00:14:29,638
we're keeping our Boo.
337
00:14:29,706 --> 00:14:31,139
That's sweet, honey,
338
00:14:31,208 --> 00:14:33,208
but you can't even stand up
to the neighbors' gardener.
339
00:14:33,277 --> 00:14:35,610
And Chloe Brown Mueller
is the macaroon of people.
340
00:14:35,679 --> 00:14:36,778
I don't care.
341
00:14:36,847 --> 00:14:37,913
You're always taking care
of things for me.
342
00:14:37,981 --> 00:14:39,814
It's time I took care
of something for you.
343
00:14:41,418 --> 00:14:43,366
Go get her, honey! I know you can do it!
344
00:14:43,391 --> 00:14:44,499
He can't do it.
345
00:14:44,523 --> 00:14:45,888
Yes, you can!
346
00:14:45,889 --> 00:14:47,889
Did I just correct myself out loud?
347
00:14:51,327 --> 00:14:52,593
You can do this.
348
00:14:52,661 --> 00:14:54,761
Don't sweat. Don't mumble.
349
00:14:54,831 --> 00:14:56,263
Enunciate.
350
00:14:56,332 --> 00:14:58,132
Aluminum, linoleum. Aluminum, linoleum.
351
00:14:58,201 --> 00:14:59,400
She walked across the balcony
352
00:14:59,469 --> 00:15:00,801
explicitly mimicking his hiccuping
353
00:15:00,870 --> 00:15:02,198
while amicably letting him in.
354
00:15:08,444 --> 00:15:12,113
Did you really think
Katie's house was lovely?
355
00:15:12,181 --> 00:15:13,514
Yes, I did.
356
00:15:13,583 --> 00:15:15,082
Hmm.
357
00:15:15,151 --> 00:15:16,650
Can I have Christmas Eve off?
358
00:15:16,719 --> 00:15:18,310
No.
359
00:15:20,523 --> 00:15:22,189
Chloe Brown Mueller!
360
00:15:22,258 --> 00:15:23,924
Ohh, this is unsavory.
361
00:15:23,993 --> 00:15:26,360
I'm Katie's wife... life.
362
00:15:26,429 --> 00:15:28,129
Wh... Life... Husband.
363
00:15:28,197 --> 00:15:29,563
Life husband.
364
00:15:29,632 --> 00:15:31,399
Partner.
365
00:15:31,467 --> 00:15:32,733
Partner.
366
00:15:32,802 --> 00:15:34,969
Why are you so disgusting and sweaty?
367
00:15:38,274 --> 00:15:39,540
What do you want, Greg?
368
00:15:39,609 --> 00:15:41,008
I'll tell you what I want.
369
00:15:44,047 --> 00:15:46,147
Makeup's in my eyes!
370
00:15:58,061 --> 00:15:59,894
I'll see myself out!
371
00:16:03,066 --> 00:16:04,665
My treasures!
372
00:16:04,734 --> 00:16:07,435
My beautiful treasures!
373
00:16:07,503 --> 00:16:09,703
Why?!
374
00:16:09,772 --> 00:16:12,706
Why?!
375
00:16:19,649 --> 00:16:22,983
Look, Mom, I overheard
what you said to Dad earlier
376
00:16:23,052 --> 00:16:24,685
about wanting to fit in.
377
00:16:24,754 --> 00:16:28,556
And, honestly, our problems
are kind of the same.
378
00:16:28,624 --> 00:16:30,224
Is it really that important to you
379
00:16:30,293 --> 00:16:31,792
to be friends with these girls?
380
00:16:31,861 --> 00:16:35,029
I like them.
And they're a really fun group.
381
00:16:35,098 --> 00:16:36,897
And I like them. And they're really fun.
382
00:16:36,966 --> 00:16:39,200
Yes. You made that clear.
383
00:16:39,268 --> 00:16:41,268
Being invited to join this group costume
384
00:16:41,337 --> 00:16:43,037
is kind of like you getting a Boo.
385
00:16:43,106 --> 00:16:45,573
I mean, I know
it's just a stupid outfit,
386
00:16:45,641 --> 00:16:48,809
but it feels good to be included.
387
00:16:48,878 --> 00:16:51,212
Okay. I get it.
388
00:16:51,280 --> 00:16:54,381
- You can go as a pregnant prom girl.
- Yes!
389
00:16:54,450 --> 00:16:56,383
But I'm never letting you
do anything like this again.
390
00:16:56,452 --> 00:16:58,352
- One small suggestion.
- Yeah?
391
00:16:58,421 --> 00:17:00,521
For extra pizzazz, take one
of Anna-Kat's dolls with you,
392
00:17:00,590 --> 00:17:02,289
and halfway through the party,
tuck it under your arm
393
00:17:02,358 --> 00:17:04,625
and pretend you gave birth
to a toilet baby.
394
00:17:04,694 --> 00:17:05,759
Oh, my God.
395
00:17:05,828 --> 00:17:07,161
You're an amazing mom!
396
00:17:12,201 --> 00:17:16,437
So, um, how did it go?
397
00:17:16,506 --> 00:17:18,572
I accidentally pretty much
obliterated the place.
398
00:17:18,641 --> 00:17:21,142
I destroyed thousands of dollars
worth of valuable items,
399
00:17:21,210 --> 00:17:22,510
and I have glass in my boots.
400
00:17:22,578 --> 00:17:24,211
Did you film it?
401
00:17:24,280 --> 00:17:25,246
No.
402
00:17:25,314 --> 00:17:27,248
You never film things.
403
00:17:30,052 --> 00:17:32,553
I love that you went down there for me
404
00:17:32,622 --> 00:17:35,523
and tried to do something
you're terrible at.
405
00:17:35,591 --> 00:17:37,958
Plus, knowing Chloe Brown
Mueller's shop is destroyed
406
00:17:38,027 --> 00:17:39,960
pretty much makes up for everything.
407
00:17:40,029 --> 00:17:42,396
Just hearing you say those words
makes the cut on my foot
408
00:17:42,465 --> 00:17:44,565
that's slowly filling my boot
with blood worth it.
409
00:18:13,729 --> 00:18:15,896
What the hell is going on?!
410
00:18:15,965 --> 00:18:17,631
I was hiding under the bed,
411
00:18:17,700 --> 00:18:19,934
then I grabbed him
with an icy hand of death.
412
00:18:20,002 --> 00:18:22,536
Anna-Kat, I put you to bed an hour ago.
413
00:18:22,605 --> 00:18:25,105
Wow, that level of discipline
and emotional detachment
414
00:18:25,174 --> 00:18:27,174
will have CIA recruiters drooling.
415
00:18:27,243 --> 00:18:29,743
I can't go to Cooper Bradford's
haunted house.
416
00:18:29,812 --> 00:18:31,078
I'll humiliate myself.
417
00:18:31,147 --> 00:18:32,880
Actually...
418
00:18:32,949 --> 00:18:34,615
I have an idea.
419
00:18:34,684 --> 00:18:37,551
Huh. I thought we had more candy
than this.
420
00:18:37,620 --> 00:18:40,654
No. You're not
a good candy estimator, Greg.
421
00:18:40,723 --> 00:18:45,459
All right, everybody, come down
and show us your costumes.
422
00:18:45,528 --> 00:18:48,963
Oh, honey! You look beautiful!
423
00:18:49,031 --> 00:18:50,364
Glowing, even.
424
00:18:50,433 --> 00:18:52,299
Why do I want to kill
whoever fake did that to you?
425
00:18:52,368 --> 00:18:54,568
Bane is here.
426
00:18:57,607 --> 00:18:59,073
It works. I sound like a dude.
427
00:18:59,141 --> 00:19:00,574
Very clever.
428
00:19:00,643 --> 00:19:02,009
I had to go back to the store.
429
00:19:02,078 --> 00:19:05,846
Before you fight me on this,
ask yourself one question...
430
00:19:05,915 --> 00:19:08,782
Can you take a punch?
431
00:19:08,851 --> 00:19:10,618
For the record, that movie "The Purge"
432
00:19:10,686 --> 00:19:12,720
is based on Sue-Ann Fabrics
on Halloween day.
433
00:19:12,788 --> 00:19:15,055
Next year, costume check July 4th.
434
00:19:15,124 --> 00:19:18,092
All right, Bane and Preggers,
you've got parties to go to.
435
00:19:18,160 --> 00:19:21,328
Come on, Zombie Anastasia.
Let's go trick-or-treating.
436
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:25,766
What the...? Who would have Booed us?
437
00:19:25,835 --> 00:19:27,001
Boo.
438
00:19:33,943 --> 00:19:35,376
Well, if you need me,
439
00:19:35,444 --> 00:19:38,245
I'll be at Chloe Brown Mueller's
shop working off my debt.
440
00:20:23,709 --> 00:20:26,777
Courage. Action. Success.
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00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
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