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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:26,999 --> 00:00:31,999 *** Subtitles by dylux *** 2 00:01:03,179 --> 00:01:04,180 ♪ I started ♪ 3 00:01:06,561 --> 00:01:07,855 ♪ I was late ♪ 4 00:01:17,114 --> 00:01:18,115 Fuck me. 5 00:01:19,027 --> 00:01:21,590 - Really? - Yeah. 6 00:01:22,893 --> 00:01:24,145 I love you, Lindy. 7 00:01:25,607 --> 00:01:26,859 I love you, too. 8 00:01:32,363 --> 00:01:34,992 (Breathes heavily) 9 00:01:47,559 --> 00:01:50,065 (Water dropping) 10 00:01:50,107 --> 00:01:52,027 (Lindy humming) 11 00:01:55,617 --> 00:01:58,789 ♪ Would you be my candy boy? ♪ 12 00:01:58,790 --> 00:02:01,045 ♪ I promise to be yours ♪ 13 00:02:02,131 --> 00:02:04,093 ♪ Just waiting for another call ♪ 14 00:02:04,135 --> 00:02:05,637 ♪ It's just all right ♪ 15 00:02:05,679 --> 00:02:07,516 ♪ Amazing time ♪ 16 00:02:07,558 --> 00:02:09,644 ♪ It's all good ♪ 17 00:02:09,645 --> 00:02:10,813 ♪ Ooh ♪ 18 00:02:10,814 --> 00:02:12,693 ♪ It's all good ♪ 19 00:02:12,735 --> 00:02:13,987 ♪ Ooh ♪ 20 00:02:14,029 --> 00:02:15,782 ♪ It's all good ♪ 21 00:02:15,824 --> 00:02:17,493 ♪ Ooh ♪ 22 00:02:17,494 --> 00:02:18,872 ♪ It's all good ♪ 23 00:02:21,502 --> 00:02:23,882 (Woman moaning over video) 24 00:02:34,487 --> 00:02:36,865 LINDY: What is happening here? 25 00:02:36,866 --> 00:02:40,540 It's an orgasmic birth! 26 00:02:40,582 --> 00:02:43,213 Isn't this wild? 27 00:02:43,254 --> 00:02:44,882 No, I'm good. 28 00:02:44,924 --> 00:02:46,320 - Why are you watching that? - Oh, my God. 29 00:02:46,344 --> 00:02:48,306 My client is a doula. 30 00:02:48,348 --> 00:02:49,557 Can you believe it? 31 00:02:49,558 --> 00:02:52,523 I mean, I wish somebody had told me this when you were born. 32 00:02:52,564 --> 00:02:54,693 Your head was absolutely ginor... 33 00:02:54,735 --> 00:02:56,823 - Mom! Please stop. - RITA: Okay, I'm sorry. 34 00:02:56,864 --> 00:02:59,328 Childbirth is the most natural thing in the world. 35 00:02:59,370 --> 00:03:00,288 Speaking of natural, 36 00:03:00,330 --> 00:03:04,587 this steak has 28 grams of natural protein. 37 00:03:04,588 --> 00:03:07,719 It's so good for teenage girls to get into their bodies, 38 00:03:07,761 --> 00:03:08,929 you know? 39 00:03:08,930 --> 00:03:11,435 Didn't know you liked the old frat bro type! 40 00:03:12,479 --> 00:03:13,481 Oh... 41 00:03:13,523 --> 00:03:14,608 I just... 42 00:03:14,650 --> 00:03:16,654 I barely know how to use this. 43 00:03:16,696 --> 00:03:17,948 LINDY: It was a joke. 44 00:03:18,825 --> 00:03:20,452 Can I see your profile? 45 00:03:20,453 --> 00:03:22,249 No. 46 00:03:22,291 --> 00:03:24,378 Please, mom? 47 00:03:26,132 --> 00:03:28,761 It's like a human video game. 48 00:03:28,803 --> 00:03:30,140 It's very inhumane. 49 00:03:30,181 --> 00:03:32,102 Ah, mom. 50 00:03:32,144 --> 00:03:33,563 This picture, what is this? 51 00:03:34,773 --> 00:03:35,817 I... I... 52 00:03:35,859 --> 00:03:38,031 You're so hot still, it's just like... 53 00:03:38,072 --> 00:03:39,843 This... This is what you choose, as, like, sort of... 54 00:03:39,867 --> 00:03:41,746 - Enough, enough! - Sorry, I just can't tell 55 00:03:41,787 --> 00:03:43,458 if you're trying to get a job or a date? 56 00:03:43,499 --> 00:03:44,919 I regret showing you. 57 00:03:46,505 --> 00:03:47,507 Thank you. 58 00:03:48,551 --> 00:03:50,179 (Cutlery clicking) 59 00:03:50,180 --> 00:03:52,017 (Munching) 60 00:03:56,484 --> 00:03:58,363 Can I ask you something? 61 00:03:58,404 --> 00:03:59,405 Sure. 62 00:04:01,285 --> 00:04:04,333 Well, I just wanted to see... 63 00:04:05,293 --> 00:04:08,049 - You got your period? - No. 64 00:04:08,091 --> 00:04:11,639 'Cause I went to get the conditioner, 65 00:04:11,681 --> 00:04:14,394 the very expensive conditioner that you borrowed back 66 00:04:14,395 --> 00:04:17,400 and I saw um, a pad in the garbage with blood... 67 00:04:17,401 --> 00:04:19,071 - It's not! - On it. 68 00:04:20,073 --> 00:04:22,077 No, I cut myself shaving. 69 00:04:22,119 --> 00:04:23,413 There was, like, no Band-Aids. 70 00:04:24,873 --> 00:04:26,794 Well then. 71 00:04:26,836 --> 00:04:29,091 I'm just starting to wonder do you... 72 00:04:29,133 --> 00:04:31,594 do you want to go see a gynecologist? 73 00:04:31,595 --> 00:04:32,556 Weren't you the one telling me 74 00:04:32,597 --> 00:04:34,768 you didn't get yours until you were, like, 17? 75 00:04:34,810 --> 00:04:36,230 I'm sure it's fine. 76 00:04:36,272 --> 00:04:37,858 You sure you didn't just miss it? 77 00:04:37,899 --> 00:04:40,238 It could be very light when it starts. 78 00:04:40,280 --> 00:04:42,409 - I gotta go to practice. - Okay, I'll drive you. 79 00:04:42,451 --> 00:04:43,911 I was gonna do a Lyft shift anyways. 80 00:04:43,953 --> 00:04:45,081 Just hold on. 81 00:04:45,123 --> 00:04:46,083 LINDY: Can you just focus on the therapy, 82 00:04:46,125 --> 00:04:47,126 so I don't have to worry about you 83 00:04:47,127 --> 00:04:48,504 picking up my friends. 84 00:04:49,965 --> 00:04:51,343 Oh, I'm sorry my boob 85 00:04:51,385 --> 00:04:53,472 is not gonna reconstruct itself and... 86 00:04:53,473 --> 00:04:56,353 And going back to school wasn't free, so... 87 00:04:56,395 --> 00:04:57,397 (Sighs) 88 00:04:59,026 --> 00:04:59,860 (Sighs) 89 00:04:59,902 --> 00:05:01,864 I'm sorry for being a bitch. 90 00:05:01,906 --> 00:05:04,494 - I love you. - RITA: I love you. 91 00:05:04,495 --> 00:05:05,330 One day I'm gonna 92 00:05:05,331 --> 00:05:06,791 buy you new boobs and a giant house, 93 00:05:06,832 --> 00:05:08,795 so we don't have to live in Nana's. 94 00:05:08,836 --> 00:05:09,963 Oh. 95 00:05:10,006 --> 00:05:11,610 I'll get some, like, throw pillows or something 96 00:05:11,634 --> 00:05:14,098 to make it feel more like us here, okay? 97 00:05:15,266 --> 00:05:17,646 And I don't want huge ones, I just want two. 98 00:05:17,687 --> 00:05:18,773 - I got it. - Okay. 99 00:05:19,900 --> 00:05:21,779 Could I pull off double D's? 100 00:05:21,821 --> 00:05:23,116 Hmm, you're too short! 101 00:05:25,912 --> 00:05:29,043 COACH MIKE: Pre-season isn't supposed to be a spa day, girls. 102 00:05:29,044 --> 00:05:30,964 Lift hard, run fast! 103 00:05:31,006 --> 00:05:34,555 (Grunting) 104 00:05:34,596 --> 00:05:35,390 (Grunts) 105 00:05:35,391 --> 00:05:36,809 (Sighs) 106 00:05:36,851 --> 00:05:38,312 LINDY: Damn, Viv! 107 00:05:38,354 --> 00:05:41,694 I better make Varsity, I've been training my ass off. 108 00:05:41,735 --> 00:05:42,904 There's no way you won't. 109 00:05:44,491 --> 00:05:47,413 VIVIAN: I don't want to be separated, though. 110 00:05:47,414 --> 00:05:49,376 Maybe we can be a package deal. 111 00:05:48,918 --> 00:05:50,128 LINDY: That would be so sweet. 112 00:05:50,170 --> 00:05:51,172 I mean, 113 00:05:51,214 --> 00:05:53,069 my mom would be so happy if I got a scholarship. 114 00:05:53,093 --> 00:05:55,347 My mom thinks my thighs are getting too bulky. 115 00:05:55,389 --> 00:05:56,767 Your thighs are amazing. 116 00:05:56,809 --> 00:05:57,953 COACH MIKE: Okay, that's enough chitchat. 117 00:05:57,977 --> 00:05:59,313 Back at it, girls. Let's go! 118 00:05:59,355 --> 00:06:00,525 Fuck my life. 119 00:06:00,566 --> 00:06:01,317 Oh... 120 00:06:01,359 --> 00:06:03,446 (Pants) 121 00:06:07,454 --> 00:06:08,916 Hi, Sheena! 122 00:06:08,958 --> 00:06:11,797 How are you feeling since our last session? 123 00:06:11,839 --> 00:06:13,801 I don't really think this is working out so well. 124 00:06:15,303 --> 00:06:16,890 Do you want to tell me a little bit more 125 00:06:16,932 --> 00:06:18,561 about how that's feeling? 126 00:06:18,602 --> 00:06:21,942 Look, I'm really sorry that your mom called you a "slut" 127 00:06:21,984 --> 00:06:23,820 or whatever in high school, and again, 128 00:06:23,821 --> 00:06:26,324 I am so sorry that she died. 129 00:06:26,325 --> 00:06:27,493 Thank you. 130 00:06:27,494 --> 00:06:29,433 I just thought that this was me paying you to talk 131 00:06:29,457 --> 00:06:31,085 about how my mom slut-shamed me. 132 00:06:32,379 --> 00:06:34,926 I totally understand 133 00:06:34,968 --> 00:06:38,601 and how about we role-play? 134 00:06:38,642 --> 00:06:40,312 No. 135 00:06:40,353 --> 00:06:42,191 RITA: Ooh... 136 00:06:42,232 --> 00:06:43,359 I lost you. 137 00:06:47,451 --> 00:06:49,246 This is so good. 138 00:06:49,288 --> 00:06:51,042 My mom says I'm lactose intolerant. 139 00:06:51,083 --> 00:06:51,710 (Laughs) 140 00:06:51,752 --> 00:06:53,463 So worth it though. 141 00:06:53,506 --> 00:06:55,676 VIVIAN: I am definitely gonna shit my pants tonight. 142 00:06:55,718 --> 00:06:57,221 (Chuckles) 143 00:06:59,433 --> 00:07:01,270 VIVIAN: You look so good. 144 00:07:01,312 --> 00:07:02,899 Yes, that's your color. 145 00:07:04,528 --> 00:07:06,865 Sorry, just gonna grab that. 146 00:07:06,907 --> 00:07:08,577 VIVIAN: Jax? 147 00:07:08,619 --> 00:07:09,788 Hey... 148 00:07:10,873 --> 00:07:12,794 Vivian McAlister. 149 00:07:12,836 --> 00:07:14,589 You were in, like, my chem class last year. 150 00:07:14,631 --> 00:07:15,924 - Yeah. Mr. Powers. - VIVIAN: Yeah. 151 00:07:15,925 --> 00:07:17,595 He sucks a bag of dicks. 152 00:07:17,637 --> 00:07:19,348 He is my uncle. 153 00:07:20,643 --> 00:07:22,604 I love him. 154 00:07:22,605 --> 00:07:26,404 Um, and complex chemical compound. 155 00:07:26,445 --> 00:07:28,157 Literally name one? 156 00:07:28,199 --> 00:07:29,451 (Chuckles) 157 00:07:29,493 --> 00:07:30,328 Jax. 158 00:07:30,370 --> 00:07:31,582 Nice to meet you. 159 00:07:31,623 --> 00:07:32,624 Lindy. 160 00:07:34,921 --> 00:07:36,966 That color looks really good on you, by the way. 161 00:07:36,967 --> 00:07:38,136 VIVIAN: Mmm. 162 00:07:38,177 --> 00:07:39,221 Thanks. 163 00:07:40,473 --> 00:07:43,438 Anyway, I better go and pay for these. 164 00:07:43,479 --> 00:07:44,148 VIVIAN: Cool. 165 00:07:44,149 --> 00:07:46,904 And sorry about the uncle. 166 00:07:46,945 --> 00:07:48,866 That's okay. He is kind of a dick. 167 00:07:48,908 --> 00:07:49,701 (Chuckles) 168 00:07:49,743 --> 00:07:50,995 VIVIAN: A huge dick. 169 00:07:51,037 --> 00:07:52,331 JAX: Nice to meet you, Lindy. 170 00:07:54,126 --> 00:07:56,172 - Why are you staring? - I'm not. 171 00:07:56,213 --> 00:07:58,008 Okay. 172 00:07:58,009 --> 00:08:00,848 It's so dope that they own being non-binary. 173 00:08:00,890 --> 00:08:02,183 How do you know that? 174 00:08:02,184 --> 00:08:04,021 Well, their "Too cute to be binary" shirt 175 00:08:04,063 --> 00:08:05,357 kind of it gave it away. 176 00:08:05,398 --> 00:08:09,281 Either way, they're super hot and cool as shit, too. 177 00:08:09,323 --> 00:08:12,371 Well, her uncle does fucking suck though. 178 00:08:13,874 --> 00:08:15,628 - Them. - Them! 179 00:08:15,670 --> 00:08:17,464 Them, them, them, them, them. 180 00:08:17,507 --> 00:08:19,134 Mmm... don't cancel me. 181 00:08:21,055 --> 00:08:22,075 Also, did you know they have, 182 00:08:22,099 --> 00:08:23,936 like, 40,000 followers on Instagram? 183 00:08:23,978 --> 00:08:25,780 I don't even think if I was posting titty pics 184 00:08:25,815 --> 00:08:27,901 if I'd even break 500. 185 00:08:27,902 --> 00:08:30,783 Maybe, like, 600. 186 00:08:30,825 --> 00:08:31,952 Like, max. 187 00:08:31,994 --> 00:08:33,162 (Chuckles) 188 00:08:33,204 --> 00:08:33,998 Max. 189 00:08:34,039 --> 00:08:35,309 You're almost, like, so randomly hot 190 00:08:35,333 --> 00:08:37,379 you don't even fucking maximize it. 191 00:08:37,421 --> 00:08:38,775 I bet you could just drop out of school, 192 00:08:38,799 --> 00:08:42,096 like, buy a condo in the city, and fucking get verified 193 00:08:42,097 --> 00:08:43,779 and build a lifestyle empire based on being 194 00:08:43,809 --> 00:08:45,270 unsuspectingly hot. 195 00:08:46,439 --> 00:08:48,151 "Unsuspectingly hot"? 196 00:08:49,069 --> 00:08:49,946 I love you. 197 00:08:49,947 --> 00:08:51,115 (Chuckles) 198 00:08:54,622 --> 00:08:56,835 These mix pleasure condoms are 2-for-1. 199 00:08:56,877 --> 00:08:59,214 Do you want to get another one or... 200 00:08:59,256 --> 00:09:01,385 What about these tampons? 201 00:09:01,427 --> 00:09:02,573 MALE CASHIER: Yeah, they're not... they're just... 202 00:09:02,597 --> 00:09:04,266 Just 1-for-1. 203 00:09:04,308 --> 00:09:06,312 Okay. I'll be right back. 204 00:09:09,611 --> 00:09:10,988 I don't even want these. 205 00:09:11,030 --> 00:09:12,449 VIVIAN: You should keep 'em on hand. 206 00:09:12,491 --> 00:09:14,746 Why does it look like a teabag container? 207 00:09:14,788 --> 00:09:16,164 VIVIAN: I don't know. 208 00:09:16,165 --> 00:09:18,377 But I've seen the way you and Adam eye-fuck each other. 209 00:09:19,338 --> 00:09:21,467 But I don't even actually have my... 210 00:09:21,510 --> 00:09:22,844 Have your what? 211 00:09:22,845 --> 00:09:23,846 LINDY: Never mind. 212 00:09:25,893 --> 00:09:27,187 He's had his eyes on you 213 00:09:27,229 --> 00:09:30,026 since, like, pretty much the first day you moved here. 214 00:09:30,068 --> 00:09:31,655 That's a lot of build-up. 215 00:09:31,696 --> 00:09:33,449 And he's, like, cute now. 216 00:09:33,491 --> 00:09:35,120 Like, "cute" cute. 217 00:09:35,161 --> 00:09:37,708 I would say extremely hot. 218 00:09:37,750 --> 00:09:39,002 (Chuckles) 219 00:09:39,044 --> 00:09:40,923 I mean, like, have you seen his cheekbones? 220 00:09:40,965 --> 00:09:42,760 Snatched? 221 00:09:42,802 --> 00:09:43,971 So snatched. 222 00:09:44,012 --> 00:09:44,889 For the Gods. 223 00:09:44,931 --> 00:09:47,144 For the Gods, literally. 224 00:09:48,229 --> 00:09:50,232 Hey, are you cool with us hanging out? 225 00:09:50,233 --> 00:09:51,443 Yeah, it's fine. 226 00:09:51,485 --> 00:09:54,032 He, like, touched my left tit in seventh grade. 227 00:09:54,074 --> 00:09:57,330 What about, like, when your hymen breaks? 228 00:09:57,372 --> 00:10:00,086 You probably already broke it, like, using a tampon 229 00:10:00,128 --> 00:10:02,550 or, like, riding your bike or something. 230 00:10:02,592 --> 00:10:03,594 Right, yeah. 231 00:10:05,430 --> 00:10:06,951 Plus, it's, like, not really that big of a deal. 232 00:10:06,975 --> 00:10:09,939 It's just like D in V. 233 00:10:09,981 --> 00:10:11,400 And scene. 234 00:10:11,442 --> 00:10:12,443 Okay. 235 00:10:13,321 --> 00:10:15,993 (Indistinct shouting in background) 236 00:10:16,035 --> 00:10:19,208 So, what, are we supposed to be little cheerleaders today? 237 00:10:20,544 --> 00:10:21,795 FOOTBALL BRO 1: Roy, come on! 238 00:10:21,796 --> 00:10:22,882 What's going on? 239 00:10:32,610 --> 00:10:34,279 VIVIAN: Bet he has a huge dick. 240 00:10:35,741 --> 00:10:36,825 Look at him. 241 00:10:36,826 --> 00:10:38,663 ADAM: That's a deadly motherfucker, man. 242 00:10:38,664 --> 00:10:39,666 Goddamn. 243 00:10:40,751 --> 00:10:41,628 Does he? 244 00:10:41,670 --> 00:10:42,773 (Indistinct shouting in background) 245 00:10:42,797 --> 00:10:44,717 I don't know. 246 00:10:44,759 --> 00:10:46,763 It felt big. 247 00:10:46,805 --> 00:10:48,642 My God... what? 248 00:10:48,684 --> 00:10:50,646 - Stop it, okay. - You little slut. 249 00:10:53,694 --> 00:10:56,407 Do you think his ex was pretty, Karina? 250 00:10:56,448 --> 00:10:59,622 Yeah, in that, like, trashy way that guys love, I guess. 251 00:10:59,664 --> 00:11:01,250 So, like, you think they had sex? 252 00:11:01,292 --> 00:11:02,376 Oh, for sure. 253 00:11:02,377 --> 00:11:04,172 I heard she does anal. 254 00:11:04,214 --> 00:11:05,968 One second. 255 00:11:06,010 --> 00:11:07,011 No. 256 00:11:08,055 --> 00:11:09,308 Gotta go. See ya. 257 00:11:09,349 --> 00:11:10,602 Oh, my gosh. 258 00:11:10,644 --> 00:11:12,123 Wait, are you actually hanging out with Doug again? 259 00:11:12,147 --> 00:11:13,398 I thought we hate him. 260 00:11:13,399 --> 00:11:15,863 - Hate is a strong word. - Oh. 261 00:11:15,904 --> 00:11:18,075 Let's go with "tolerate". 262 00:11:18,117 --> 00:11:19,369 Okay. Have fun. 263 00:11:19,411 --> 00:11:21,080 Text me later. 264 00:11:21,081 --> 00:11:21,833 (Air kisses) 265 00:11:21,875 --> 00:11:22,585 (Air kisses) 266 00:11:22,586 --> 00:11:24,171 - VIVIAN: Love you. - Love you. 267 00:11:24,212 --> 00:11:25,591 FOOTBALL BRO 2: Oh, nice catch bro! 268 00:11:27,595 --> 00:11:29,765 - Show off. - ADAM: Only when you're around. 269 00:11:29,766 --> 00:11:31,244 FOOTBALL BRO 3: Ooh, Adam, your girl's here. 270 00:11:31,268 --> 00:11:32,604 Hey, fuck off! Take this. 271 00:11:32,605 --> 00:11:33,773 FOOTBALL BRO 3: Come on, man. 272 00:11:33,774 --> 00:11:34,609 We're not invited? 273 00:11:34,650 --> 00:11:35,652 Shit. 274 00:11:36,613 --> 00:11:38,324 - LINDY: Nice bike. - ADAM: Thanks. 275 00:11:38,366 --> 00:11:39,368 She's my baby. 276 00:11:55,316 --> 00:11:56,276 Beautiful. 277 00:11:56,318 --> 00:11:57,487 (Chuckles) 278 00:12:00,201 --> 00:12:01,621 So, what'd you think? 279 00:12:01,663 --> 00:12:03,058 - That was awesome. - ADAM: It's cool, right? 280 00:12:03,082 --> 00:12:04,084 Goddamn. 281 00:12:04,126 --> 00:12:05,044 Symmetry's crazy. 282 00:12:05,086 --> 00:12:06,463 Holy shit. 283 00:12:06,506 --> 00:12:09,009 But, honestly, Carrie's still my number 1 favorite. 284 00:12:09,010 --> 00:12:10,096 Always gonna be. 285 00:12:18,362 --> 00:12:20,491 (Kissing) 286 00:12:33,100 --> 00:12:34,269 WOMAN'S VOICE: Adam! 287 00:12:34,311 --> 00:12:35,939 I need you to move the file cabinet. 288 00:12:35,981 --> 00:12:37,025 Can you come help me? 289 00:12:39,029 --> 00:12:40,156 Yeah, I'm coming. 290 00:12:43,412 --> 00:12:45,208 - Sorry. - LINDY: Okay. 291 00:12:45,249 --> 00:12:46,878 (Clears throat) 292 00:12:46,920 --> 00:12:48,255 ADAM: Umm. 293 00:12:48,297 --> 00:12:49,759 (Adam clears throat) 294 00:12:49,800 --> 00:12:52,932 ADAM: So, I'ma have a free house if you wanna... 295 00:12:54,059 --> 00:12:55,102 have a sleepover? 296 00:12:56,606 --> 00:12:59,194 Like, "sleepover", sleepover? 297 00:13:00,446 --> 00:13:02,283 Or sleepover? 298 00:13:04,079 --> 00:13:06,793 Uh, like, a sleepover. 299 00:13:09,047 --> 00:13:10,466 LINDY: Yeah. 300 00:13:10,509 --> 00:13:11,886 ADAM: Yeah. 301 00:13:11,928 --> 00:13:12,763 Are we uh, 302 00:13:12,805 --> 00:13:14,266 are we talking about the same thing? 303 00:13:15,978 --> 00:13:16,980 I think so. 304 00:13:18,440 --> 00:13:19,819 You've had sex before, right? 305 00:13:21,154 --> 00:13:23,200 Um, yeah. 306 00:13:23,242 --> 00:13:25,037 Like, like a bunch. 307 00:13:25,079 --> 00:13:25,539 Uh, really, a bunch? 308 00:13:25,581 --> 00:13:26,999 - Tons. - Tons? 309 00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:28,167 Damn. 310 00:13:28,168 --> 00:13:29,045 (Chuckles) 311 00:13:29,087 --> 00:13:31,049 I mean, um, like... 312 00:13:31,091 --> 00:13:32,886 WOMAN'S VOICE: Adam! 313 00:13:32,928 --> 00:13:33,847 Like... 314 00:13:33,888 --> 00:13:35,016 Like a normal amount, tons. 315 00:13:35,057 --> 00:13:37,437 (Chuckles) 316 00:13:37,478 --> 00:13:38,314 (Smooches) 317 00:13:38,355 --> 00:13:40,234 You're cute. 318 00:13:40,276 --> 00:13:41,360 Come with me. 319 00:13:47,206 --> 00:13:49,210 VIVIAN: You totally have heart emoji eyes. 320 00:13:49,252 --> 00:13:50,212 LINDY: I know. 321 00:13:50,254 --> 00:13:51,758 I'm dying. 322 00:13:51,799 --> 00:13:53,637 I really fucking like him. 323 00:13:53,678 --> 00:13:54,847 (Takes a deep breath) 324 00:13:54,889 --> 00:13:56,016 Ahhhh. 325 00:13:56,058 --> 00:13:56,976 Fuck me. 326 00:13:57,018 --> 00:13:58,479 VIVIAN: So, tell him that? 327 00:13:58,521 --> 00:14:00,066 Just, like, let me be the nanny 328 00:14:00,107 --> 00:14:01,712 when you have, like, a hundred of his hot babies 329 00:14:01,736 --> 00:14:03,155 and forget about me. 330 00:14:03,197 --> 00:14:04,617 You will not be the nanny. 331 00:14:04,659 --> 00:14:06,537 I won't fuck your husband. 332 00:14:06,579 --> 00:14:08,081 You know who I would fuck, though? 333 00:14:08,082 --> 00:14:09,585 Who? 334 00:14:09,627 --> 00:14:11,588 - Coach Mike. - LINDY: Ewww. 335 00:14:11,589 --> 00:14:13,760 Viv, he's got a tribal tattoo! 336 00:14:13,802 --> 00:14:15,930 Whatever, it was like Y2K. 337 00:14:15,931 --> 00:14:18,936 He's, like, hot in this '90s villain sort of way. 338 00:14:18,937 --> 00:14:19,980 Okay, I have to get ready. 339 00:14:20,022 --> 00:14:21,441 The neighbor's dropping her kid off. 340 00:14:21,483 --> 00:14:22,754 VIVIAN: Yeah, I guess you have to practice 341 00:14:22,778 --> 00:14:24,465 for all those cute babies you're gonna have. 342 00:14:24,489 --> 00:14:26,118 Love you. 343 00:14:26,159 --> 00:14:27,538 I only want two. 344 00:14:27,579 --> 00:14:28,956 Three max. 345 00:14:28,957 --> 00:14:30,292 VIVIAN: If you end up on Teen Mom, 346 00:14:30,334 --> 00:14:31,962 then I'm gonna have to become one, too 347 00:14:31,963 --> 00:14:34,050 and honestly I don't have time for that. 348 00:14:34,092 --> 00:14:35,302 Bye. 349 00:14:35,344 --> 00:14:35,762 (Vivian blows kiss from phone) 350 00:14:35,804 --> 00:14:37,056 VIVIAN: Bye. 351 00:14:41,481 --> 00:14:43,485 (Typing) 352 00:14:43,528 --> 00:14:46,868 (Woman in video moans) 353 00:14:46,909 --> 00:14:48,078 ♪ Throwing, throwing it back ♪ 354 00:14:48,120 --> 00:14:49,348 ♪ Throwing it, throwing it back ♪ 355 00:14:49,372 --> 00:14:50,751 ♪ Throwing it, throwing it back ♪ 356 00:14:50,792 --> 00:14:52,086 ♪ Throwing it, throwing it back ♪ 357 00:14:52,128 --> 00:14:53,505 ♪ Throwing it, throwing it back ♪ 358 00:14:53,506 --> 00:14:54,693 ♪ Throwing it, throwing it back ♪ 359 00:14:54,717 --> 00:14:55,903 ♪ Throwing it, throwing it back ♪ 360 00:14:55,927 --> 00:14:57,472 ♪ Throwing it, throwing it back ♪ 361 00:14:57,514 --> 00:14:58,223 ♪ Throwing it all the space ♪ 362 00:14:58,265 --> 00:14:59,184 ♪ Throwing the back ♪ 363 00:14:59,184 --> 00:15:00,019 ♪ Throwing in the air ♪ 364 00:15:00,060 --> 00:15:00,645 ♪ Throwing it around the circle ♪ 365 00:15:00,687 --> 00:15:01,354 ♪ Do your dance ♪ 366 00:15:01,396 --> 00:15:02,566 ♪ Throwing in the air ♪ 367 00:15:02,608 --> 00:15:03,794 ♪ Throwing it, throwing it back ♪ 368 00:15:03,818 --> 00:15:05,005 ♪ Throwing it, throwing it back ♪ 369 00:15:05,029 --> 00:15:06,197 ♪ Throwing it, throwing it back ♪ 370 00:15:06,198 --> 00:15:07,826 ♪ Throwing it, throwing it back ♪ 371 00:15:07,868 --> 00:15:08,828 ♪ Real boss shit ♪ 372 00:15:08,870 --> 00:15:10,456 ♪ Everything I gotta own it ♪ 373 00:15:10,498 --> 00:15:11,374 ♪ Killing things ♪ 374 00:15:11,416 --> 00:15:14,379 (Banging the pan) 375 00:15:14,380 --> 00:15:15,716 Whooo! 376 00:15:15,717 --> 00:15:21,311 (Playing with xylophone) 377 00:15:21,353 --> 00:15:22,815 LINDY: That's so good. 378 00:15:35,757 --> 00:15:36,801 Don't tell your mom 379 00:15:36,843 --> 00:15:38,324 you're only napping for 8 minutes. 380 00:15:39,389 --> 00:15:40,474 (Phone dings) 381 00:15:43,105 --> 00:15:44,440 Oh, my God. 382 00:15:47,113 --> 00:15:48,992 Oh. 383 00:15:50,327 --> 00:15:51,873 Phew. 384 00:15:55,296 --> 00:15:56,674 (Phone ringing) 385 00:15:56,716 --> 00:15:57,593 VIVIAN: Hey sexy. 386 00:15:57,634 --> 00:15:59,637 He sent me a fucking dick pic. 387 00:15:59,638 --> 00:16:00,974 I don't know what to say. 388 00:16:01,016 --> 00:16:04,230 Like, do I send him, like, a thumbs up emoji? 389 00:16:04,272 --> 00:16:05,315 Ass shot. 390 00:16:05,316 --> 00:16:07,236 Umm, I love this for you, by the way. 391 00:16:07,278 --> 00:16:10,034 Also, are you on birth control? 392 00:16:10,075 --> 00:16:10,994 No. 393 00:16:11,036 --> 00:16:12,581 Let's fix that. 394 00:16:12,623 --> 00:16:13,373 Bye. 395 00:16:13,415 --> 00:16:15,168 Bye. 396 00:16:15,169 --> 00:16:16,171 (Sighs) 397 00:16:17,925 --> 00:16:21,473 ♪ Do you wanna have some fun ♪ 398 00:16:21,515 --> 00:16:24,647 ♪ But never ever, ever see anyone ♪ 399 00:16:24,688 --> 00:16:25,690 Don't look. 400 00:16:25,732 --> 00:16:27,778 ♪ Do you like it ♪ 401 00:16:27,819 --> 00:16:29,740 Sorry. 402 00:16:29,782 --> 00:16:33,581 ♪ You can party all alone ♪ 403 00:16:33,623 --> 00:16:37,546 ♪ Don't forget that you can party all alone ♪ 404 00:16:37,547 --> 00:16:41,471 ♪ Don't forget that you can party all alone ♪ 405 00:16:41,514 --> 00:16:45,396 ♪ Don't forget that you can party all alone ♪ 406 00:16:45,437 --> 00:16:47,358 ♪ Don't forget that you can party all alone ♪ 407 00:16:47,400 --> 00:16:49,088 ♪ Don't forget that you can party all alone ♪ 408 00:16:49,112 --> 00:16:51,908 ♪ I wanna feel like a cool girl ♪ 409 00:16:51,909 --> 00:16:53,328 ♪ Walking up to you ♪ 410 00:16:53,370 --> 00:16:55,875 ♪ But I never know how... ♪ 411 00:16:55,917 --> 00:16:57,963 (Typing on phone) 412 00:17:00,677 --> 00:17:03,098 DOCTOR: And are you, uh, sexually active now? 413 00:17:04,601 --> 00:17:05,436 Yeah. 414 00:17:05,437 --> 00:17:08,275 I do sexual things, but not, like... 415 00:17:10,864 --> 00:17:12,199 Yet. 416 00:17:12,241 --> 00:17:14,788 Okay, well, as long as the sexual things you are doing 417 00:17:14,830 --> 00:17:16,416 include oral sex 418 00:17:16,458 --> 00:17:18,962 i.e., blow jobs, giving head, going down on, 419 00:17:18,963 --> 00:17:21,342 eating out, anal play, anal sex, 420 00:17:21,384 --> 00:17:24,474 manual sex, i.e., giving and receiving hand jobs, 421 00:17:24,516 --> 00:17:26,729 fingering someone or being fingered yourself 422 00:17:26,771 --> 00:17:27,898 amongst other things, 423 00:17:27,939 --> 00:17:29,693 then you are, in fact, sexually active. 424 00:17:29,735 --> 00:17:30,319 (Chuckles) 425 00:17:30,320 --> 00:17:31,655 Just FYI. 426 00:17:32,741 --> 00:17:33,701 Cool. 427 00:17:33,743 --> 00:17:34,763 DOCTOR: Well, then, what... 428 00:17:34,787 --> 00:17:36,331 What's the date of your last period? 429 00:17:37,291 --> 00:17:38,795 Uh, I haven't gotten it yet. 430 00:17:41,007 --> 00:17:44,138 DOCTOR: All right, can you just open up a bit for there, Lindy. 431 00:17:45,600 --> 00:17:48,271 And, uh, scooch down, if you could. 432 00:17:49,482 --> 00:17:50,860 Ah, a little bit more, please? 433 00:17:53,031 --> 00:17:54,367 That's great, thank you. 434 00:17:54,408 --> 00:17:57,164 Now this should be a little uncomfortable 435 00:17:57,206 --> 00:18:00,254 for about 30 seconds, yeah. 436 00:18:00,295 --> 00:18:00,922 Ow! 437 00:18:00,964 --> 00:18:03,009 DOCTOR: Oh, sorry. 438 00:18:03,051 --> 00:18:03,928 Let's, uh... 439 00:18:03,970 --> 00:18:05,472 Let's try that again, shall we? 440 00:18:07,059 --> 00:18:08,371 - Ow! - DOCTOR: I... I am sorry. 441 00:18:08,395 --> 00:18:10,692 Uh, look, Lindy, why don't you just 442 00:18:10,733 --> 00:18:13,488 go right ahead and sit up for me, please? 443 00:18:15,660 --> 00:18:16,579 (Sighs) 444 00:18:16,620 --> 00:18:18,165 What's wrong? 445 00:18:18,206 --> 00:18:19,417 Is something wrong? 446 00:18:20,879 --> 00:18:21,880 DOCTOR: Ah... 447 00:18:23,801 --> 00:18:27,433 Well, I'm having difficulty accessing your vaginal canal. 448 00:18:28,435 --> 00:18:30,939 Now this could be an imperforated hymen. 449 00:18:30,940 --> 00:18:32,193 Do you know what that is? 450 00:18:33,069 --> 00:18:34,280 DOCTOR: Well, there's a... 451 00:18:34,322 --> 00:18:36,204 There's a small procedure you can get that, uh... 452 00:18:36,994 --> 00:18:38,288 It could... 453 00:18:40,501 --> 00:18:42,272 Well, I think maybe it's best if I referred you 454 00:18:42,296 --> 00:18:43,633 to a specialist. 455 00:19:06,177 --> 00:19:07,847 Mom! 456 00:19:07,889 --> 00:19:09,350 (Baby crying in distance) 457 00:19:09,392 --> 00:19:11,647 (Phone ringing in distance) 458 00:19:16,447 --> 00:19:18,619 I don't think you have anything to worry about. 459 00:19:19,538 --> 00:19:20,999 Let's just not talk right now. 460 00:19:24,548 --> 00:19:26,151 I just don't know why you would go to the doctor 461 00:19:26,175 --> 00:19:27,428 to get birth control, 462 00:19:27,469 --> 00:19:29,431 but not to check what's going on with your period. 463 00:19:30,392 --> 00:19:31,562 You just talked again. 464 00:19:31,603 --> 00:19:32,604 Sorry. 465 00:19:33,691 --> 00:19:35,485 (Both sigh) 466 00:19:35,528 --> 00:19:37,741 I mean I appreciate you being safe and everything. 467 00:19:40,747 --> 00:19:42,415 Do you really need to sleep with the first guy 468 00:19:42,416 --> 00:19:43,627 you meet at a new school? 469 00:19:43,669 --> 00:19:45,005 - It's just... sorry. - Mom? 470 00:19:45,047 --> 00:19:46,591 I'm sorry, I love you. 471 00:19:46,592 --> 00:19:49,305 DR. DOHENY: Are you sure you don't want your mom in here with you? 472 00:19:49,347 --> 00:19:51,059 LINDY: I'm sure. 473 00:19:51,100 --> 00:19:52,854 No problem. 474 00:19:52,896 --> 00:19:55,568 Do you mind if a few of my residents observe today? 475 00:19:55,610 --> 00:19:57,196 Just for educational purposes. 476 00:19:57,237 --> 00:19:58,824 Teaching hospital. 477 00:19:58,866 --> 00:20:02,206 Oh, um... okay. 478 00:20:02,247 --> 00:20:04,753 DR. DOHENY: Great. I'll be right back. 479 00:20:04,795 --> 00:20:05,505 (Door opens) 480 00:20:05,546 --> 00:20:07,967 (Phone ringing in background) 481 00:20:16,735 --> 00:20:17,736 (Door closes) 482 00:20:18,906 --> 00:20:21,745 - I... I think I changed my... - DR. DOHENY: Okay, open up. 483 00:20:22,914 --> 00:20:23,916 Little more. 484 00:20:23,958 --> 00:20:25,001 Atta girl. 485 00:20:30,053 --> 00:20:32,684 Seems like the majority of the vaginal canal is absent. 486 00:20:35,355 --> 00:20:36,859 (Sighs) 487 00:20:36,900 --> 00:20:38,295 DR. DOHENY: Okay, if it's okay with you, 488 00:20:38,319 --> 00:20:40,323 I'm going to insert two fingers into your rectum 489 00:20:40,365 --> 00:20:41,952 to see if I can feel for ovaries. 490 00:20:43,789 --> 00:20:44,790 Okay. 491 00:20:55,437 --> 00:20:57,232 (Cries) 492 00:21:00,155 --> 00:21:03,621 (Machine whirring) 493 00:21:03,662 --> 00:21:05,582 TECHNICIAN: You're gonna hear some loud banging. 494 00:21:05,583 --> 00:21:07,002 Would you like some music? 495 00:21:08,756 --> 00:21:09,423 Okay. 496 00:21:09,465 --> 00:21:10,843 TECHNICIAN: Okay, great. 497 00:21:10,885 --> 00:21:13,682 Now press the panic button if you need us. 498 00:21:13,724 --> 00:21:15,185 ♪ It's fantastic ♪ 499 00:21:15,227 --> 00:21:16,688 ♪ You can brush my hair ♪ 500 00:21:16,730 --> 00:21:19,151 ♪ And dress me everywhere ♪ 501 00:21:19,193 --> 00:21:20,738 ♪ Imagination ♪ 502 00:21:20,780 --> 00:21:22,950 ♪ Life is your creation ♪ 503 00:21:22,951 --> 00:21:24,370 ♪ Come on, Barbie, let's go party ♪ 504 00:21:24,411 --> 00:21:26,207 ♪ I'm a Barbie girl ♪ 505 00:21:26,249 --> 00:21:28,460 ♪ In a Barbie world ♪ 506 00:21:28,461 --> 00:21:30,298 ♪ Life in plastic ♪ 507 00:21:30,340 --> 00:21:31,635 ♪ It's fantastic ♪ 508 00:21:31,677 --> 00:21:33,388 ♪ You can brush my hair ♪ 509 00:21:33,429 --> 00:21:35,601 ♪ Undress me everywhere ♪ 510 00:21:35,643 --> 00:21:37,271 ♪ Imagination ♪ 511 00:21:37,312 --> 00:21:40,778 ♪ Life is your creation ♪ 512 00:21:46,163 --> 00:21:48,293 ♪ I'm a Barbie girl ♪ 513 00:21:48,334 --> 00:21:50,171 ♪ In a Barbie world ♪ 514 00:21:52,009 --> 00:21:54,723 (Slurps) 515 00:21:54,764 --> 00:21:57,144 ♪ I'm a Barbie girl ♪ 516 00:21:57,185 --> 00:21:59,941 ♪ In a Barbie world ♪ 517 00:21:59,983 --> 00:22:01,987 (Mouse clicking) 518 00:22:07,582 --> 00:22:12,925 Lindy appears to have MRKH Syndrome. 519 00:22:12,967 --> 00:22:15,263 What do you mean "appears"? 520 00:22:15,305 --> 00:22:16,223 What is that? 521 00:22:16,265 --> 00:22:17,560 It... well, it stands for 522 00:22:17,602 --> 00:22:21,860 Mayer-Rokitansky-Kuster-Hauser Syndrome. 523 00:22:21,902 --> 00:22:24,406 It's named after the four men, the doctors, 524 00:22:24,448 --> 00:22:25,576 who discovered it. 525 00:22:25,618 --> 00:22:26,703 (Scoffs) 526 00:22:26,745 --> 00:22:27,997 DR. DOHENY: Um... 527 00:22:33,257 --> 00:22:37,265 All of this is missing. 528 00:22:37,307 --> 00:22:39,228 Except her ovaries. 529 00:22:39,269 --> 00:22:41,249 - RITA: What? - DR. DOHENY: It's a congenital disorder 530 00:22:41,273 --> 00:22:45,198 resulting in Lindy being born without a uterus, cervix 531 00:22:45,240 --> 00:22:48,371 or vaginal canal, or most of one anyway. 532 00:22:48,413 --> 00:22:50,876 She has about one inch of depth. 533 00:22:50,918 --> 00:22:53,631 What we call a "blind vagina" or a "vaginal dimple". 534 00:22:53,632 --> 00:22:55,594 I'm sorry, a blind what? 535 00:22:55,636 --> 00:22:58,851 It just leads to nowhere, a dead end. 536 00:22:58,892 --> 00:23:02,900 Medically, it's referred to as vaginal agenesis. 537 00:23:04,278 --> 00:23:06,031 This means it will be virtually impossible 538 00:23:06,073 --> 00:23:08,954 to have sex without manual or surgical assistance. 539 00:23:09,998 --> 00:23:11,292 DR. DOHENY: And of course, 540 00:23:11,333 --> 00:23:14,423 because she doesn't have a uterine lining to shed, 541 00:23:14,465 --> 00:23:16,302 she won't ever get her period. 542 00:23:16,343 --> 00:23:19,517 Though, she likely still releases eggs every month, 543 00:23:19,559 --> 00:23:20,895 like any other normal woman. 544 00:23:20,936 --> 00:23:22,230 RITA: Wait a minute. 545 00:23:22,272 --> 00:23:23,441 I mean, is this... 546 00:23:23,483 --> 00:23:25,445 Is this my fault? 547 00:23:25,487 --> 00:23:28,744 I had a few glasses of wine before I knew I was pregnant. 548 00:23:28,786 --> 00:23:32,794 I smoked, like, one, maybe two cigarettes. 549 00:23:32,835 --> 00:23:34,798 I mean, oh, my God. 550 00:23:38,012 --> 00:23:39,808 (Cries) 551 00:23:40,976 --> 00:23:42,814 So, she can't be a mother? 552 00:23:44,734 --> 00:23:47,489 DR. DOHENY: She can't carry a child, no. 553 00:23:49,953 --> 00:23:52,374 I actually was at a conference a few weeks ago 554 00:23:52,415 --> 00:23:55,798 where they took a girl's deceased grandmother's uterus, 555 00:23:55,840 --> 00:23:57,635 implanted it into her and boom! 556 00:23:57,677 --> 00:23:58,761 VIVIAN: It's, like, not really that big of a deal. 557 00:23:58,762 --> 00:23:59,865 DR. DOHENY: She has her own baby! 558 00:23:59,889 --> 00:24:01,368 - Can you believe it? - VIVIAN: It's just D in V. 559 00:24:01,392 --> 00:24:02,746 DR. DOHENY: You never know what advancements will be made. 560 00:24:02,770 --> 00:24:03,998 - VIVIAN: And scene. - DR. DOHENY: When, if... 561 00:24:04,022 --> 00:24:05,066 (Dr. Doheny chuckles) 562 00:24:05,108 --> 00:24:06,777 DR. DOHENY: ...you want kids. 563 00:24:06,778 --> 00:24:08,657 God works in mysterious ways. 564 00:24:08,699 --> 00:24:10,785 VIVIAN: ...you'd practice for all those cute babies you're gonna have. 565 00:24:10,786 --> 00:24:12,163 DR. DOHENY: Lindy, I know... 566 00:24:12,205 --> 00:24:13,685 RITA: Okay, childbirth is the most natural thing in the world. 567 00:24:13,709 --> 00:24:14,293 DR. DOHENY: ...a lot of information to take in. 568 00:24:14,334 --> 00:24:15,921 (Baby laughing) 569 00:24:15,963 --> 00:24:19,679 DR. DOHENY: I am confident that we can make you feel like a rather, 570 00:24:19,721 --> 00:24:23,185 normal young woman with some assistance. 571 00:24:24,313 --> 00:24:25,480 RITA: Fuck. 572 00:24:25,481 --> 00:24:26,483 (Cries) 573 00:24:26,526 --> 00:24:31,076 (Taking deep breathes) 574 00:24:31,118 --> 00:24:33,497 You know, it may not be a bad idea to talk to a therapt 575 00:24:33,540 --> 00:24:34,166 about all this. 576 00:24:34,167 --> 00:24:36,086 I actually am a therapist. 577 00:24:37,965 --> 00:24:39,176 Interesting. 578 00:24:42,015 --> 00:24:45,146 LISA: Dilators... so, nothing to be afraid of. 579 00:24:45,188 --> 00:24:47,317 You know, you've got your different colors. 580 00:24:47,359 --> 00:24:50,365 This guy's sort of a neon green and then, 581 00:24:50,406 --> 00:24:53,036 you know then you work your way up sort of to this guy... 582 00:24:53,037 --> 00:24:55,626 - Oh. - And my ex-husband didn't even.. 583 00:24:55,668 --> 00:24:56,544 Do you know what I mean? 584 00:24:56,545 --> 00:24:58,214 So, that's the dream there. 585 00:24:58,255 --> 00:24:59,341 And... 586 00:24:59,383 --> 00:25:02,807 But the vagina really is just an amazing muscle 587 00:25:02,848 --> 00:25:04,059 and for you, 588 00:25:04,101 --> 00:25:06,105 you're just going to have to stretch it out. 589 00:25:06,146 --> 00:25:09,486 So, I would start off with this little guy. 590 00:25:09,529 --> 00:25:10,571 This little fella. 591 00:25:10,572 --> 00:25:14,371 Apply pressure twice a day for 15 to 30 minutes 592 00:25:14,413 --> 00:25:17,919 while you hit the Gram or do your studies, 593 00:25:17,920 --> 00:25:19,088 until you can comfortably fit... 594 00:25:19,089 --> 00:25:21,927 So, how long do I have to do this 595 00:25:21,928 --> 00:25:23,515 before I can have sex? 596 00:25:24,976 --> 00:25:26,145 Well, it depends. 597 00:25:26,186 --> 00:25:30,945 Usually, anywhere from 3 to 18 months. 598 00:25:30,946 --> 00:25:31,740 I'm... I'm sorry. 599 00:25:31,781 --> 00:25:33,910 3... 18 months? 600 00:25:33,952 --> 00:25:36,290 Yeah. But the good news is, 601 00:25:36,331 --> 00:25:39,547 once you have created your vagina, 602 00:25:39,589 --> 00:25:42,010 you only have to maintain it once a week through sex 603 00:25:42,052 --> 00:25:44,306 or dilation. 604 00:25:44,347 --> 00:25:45,559 Right? 605 00:25:45,601 --> 00:25:46,393 Bob's your unky. 606 00:25:46,435 --> 00:25:47,521 (Chuckles) 607 00:25:48,648 --> 00:25:50,318 LISA: Yeah, um... 608 00:25:51,780 --> 00:25:54,325 You're an athlete, right? 609 00:25:54,326 --> 00:25:55,369 Right. 610 00:25:55,411 --> 00:25:59,086 So, just think of this, like, it's like training, 611 00:25:59,127 --> 00:26:01,173 like, it's, like, sort of you know, 612 00:26:01,215 --> 00:26:03,094 vagina boot camp! 613 00:26:04,514 --> 00:26:05,516 Sorry. 614 00:26:05,557 --> 00:26:06,601 No. 615 00:26:07,812 --> 00:26:10,609 There really is no way of making this better for you. 616 00:26:12,070 --> 00:26:16,579 Being 16 is just bloody hell, isn't it? 617 00:26:16,621 --> 00:26:18,792 Yeah, complete shit. 618 00:26:23,510 --> 00:26:24,887 (Muffled scream) 619 00:26:31,568 --> 00:26:32,569 (Sighs) 620 00:26:40,376 --> 00:26:41,588 (Grunts) 621 00:26:43,090 --> 00:26:44,176 (Girls grunt) 622 00:26:47,265 --> 00:26:48,953 COACH MIKE: That's practice, ladies! Nice job. 623 00:26:48,977 --> 00:26:49,854 Go check that one in your... 624 00:26:49,896 --> 00:26:51,774 Oh. 625 00:26:51,816 --> 00:26:53,528 COACH MIKE: Lindy! 626 00:26:53,570 --> 00:26:54,906 Nice push out there, new girl! 627 00:26:54,947 --> 00:26:56,450 - Can we chat? - LINDY: Oh, sure. 628 00:26:56,491 --> 00:26:58,454 (Indistinct chatter in background) 629 00:26:58,495 --> 00:26:59,874 Make sure you get the hamstrings. 630 00:26:59,916 --> 00:27:01,292 GIRL 1: It's a bit better today. 631 00:27:01,293 --> 00:27:04,884 Listen, I really want you to run 100 for me at Varsity. 632 00:27:04,926 --> 00:27:06,178 What? Really? 633 00:27:06,220 --> 00:27:07,323 COACH MIKE: Yeah. I mean, don't get me wrong. 634 00:27:07,347 --> 00:27:08,576 It's going to be a big time commitment. 635 00:27:08,600 --> 00:27:09,852 Morning and weekend practices. 636 00:27:09,894 --> 00:27:11,021 The whole thing. 637 00:27:11,063 --> 00:27:12,858 Uh, what about Viv though? 638 00:27:12,900 --> 00:27:15,112 I mean, she's so good and she really wants it. 639 00:27:15,154 --> 00:27:17,659 COACH MIKE: She is, but you're more explosive off the line. 640 00:27:17,660 --> 00:27:20,331 Uh, she's been running way longer than me though. 641 00:27:20,373 --> 00:27:22,711 Hey listen, I know you're new to this, okay? 642 00:27:22,753 --> 00:27:24,590 And some people are just born different. 643 00:27:24,632 --> 00:27:26,678 And I think you're one of those people. 644 00:27:26,719 --> 00:27:29,474 I think we can win regionals and if we do, 645 00:27:29,517 --> 00:27:31,562 there's gonna be some big-time college scouts there. 646 00:27:31,604 --> 00:27:32,606 What do you say? 647 00:27:33,858 --> 00:27:34,527 - Okay. - COACH MIKE: Yeah? 648 00:27:34,527 --> 00:27:35,486 I'm in. 649 00:27:35,529 --> 00:27:36,196 COACH MIKE: That's what I wanted to hear. 650 00:27:36,238 --> 00:27:37,533 Welcome to the team. 651 00:27:37,574 --> 00:27:39,428 - Thanks. Yeah, sorry. - We'll get it next time. 652 00:27:39,452 --> 00:27:41,164 - Yeah. - It's all right. 653 00:27:41,206 --> 00:27:43,085 VIVIAN: Is that what I thought it was? 654 00:27:43,127 --> 00:27:44,879 Yeah. I... I asked about you. 655 00:27:44,880 --> 00:27:46,091 Don't worry about it. 656 00:27:46,133 --> 00:27:47,552 I'm, like, obviously happy for you. 657 00:27:47,553 --> 00:27:48,470 Just don't steal my man, though. 658 00:27:48,513 --> 00:27:49,431 LINDY: Oh, my God, I will not! 659 00:27:49,472 --> 00:27:50,224 (Vivian chuckles) 660 00:27:50,224 --> 00:27:51,225 LINDY: I will not! 661 00:27:52,228 --> 00:27:54,024 Hey, you've been working out, Coach? 662 00:27:54,065 --> 00:27:55,401 (Indistinct chatter in background) 663 00:27:55,443 --> 00:27:57,196 This man is so afraid of being #MeToo'ed 664 00:27:57,238 --> 00:27:59,409 that he won't even look me in the eye. 665 00:27:59,451 --> 00:28:01,664 You are sort of sexually harassing him. 666 00:28:01,706 --> 00:28:02,915 Fine. 667 00:28:02,916 --> 00:28:04,855 VIVIAN: Do you ever get that, like, sharp pain in your ass 668 00:28:04,879 --> 00:28:06,006 when you have your period? 669 00:28:07,258 --> 00:28:08,928 Yeah, I hate when that happens. 670 00:28:10,264 --> 00:28:12,100 Do you have a tampon? 671 00:28:12,101 --> 00:28:14,230 Uh, no, sorry. 672 00:28:14,272 --> 00:28:16,026 I think I left it, like, in my locker. 673 00:28:16,068 --> 00:28:17,362 VIVIAN: Fuck. 674 00:28:39,782 --> 00:28:40,992 LINDY: Vagina. 675 00:28:41,034 --> 00:28:42,621 Vagina. 676 00:28:42,663 --> 00:28:48,132 Universe, women, vagina, vagina... 677 00:28:49,844 --> 00:28:50,845 Ugh! 678 00:28:54,687 --> 00:28:56,899 I have no idea I want to write this paper about. 679 00:28:59,195 --> 00:29:01,951 How about how The Handmaid's Tale 680 00:29:01,993 --> 00:29:04,707 relates to current policies in the United States? 681 00:29:06,627 --> 00:29:08,756 You're really smart. 682 00:29:08,798 --> 00:29:09,799 I like that. 683 00:29:11,554 --> 00:29:14,224 I like that, you know, a lot about movies and bitcoin. 684 00:29:14,225 --> 00:29:15,687 ADAM: Huh. 685 00:29:15,729 --> 00:29:18,108 Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's just code for me being dumb? 686 00:29:19,360 --> 00:29:21,908 But I'm cool with you being smarter than me. 687 00:29:23,452 --> 00:29:24,914 That's hot actually. 688 00:29:28,086 --> 00:29:29,924 (Kissing) 689 00:29:41,071 --> 00:29:42,156 Uh, are you hungry? 690 00:29:42,198 --> 00:29:43,743 I'm hungry. 691 00:29:43,785 --> 00:29:45,079 ADAM: Yeah, I can eat. 692 00:29:45,120 --> 00:29:46,999 Ah, it's okay. Maybe you should just go. 693 00:29:47,041 --> 00:29:48,545 I need to work out. 694 00:29:50,130 --> 00:29:52,343 ADAM: Well, I can work out with you if you want. 695 00:29:52,385 --> 00:29:55,474 Uh, I can't work out with you, like, right in front of me. 696 00:29:55,517 --> 00:29:58,188 Hey, I'll be professional, I promise. 697 00:29:58,230 --> 00:30:00,483 Um, maybe you should just go. 698 00:30:00,484 --> 00:30:01,821 Can you please go? 699 00:30:11,924 --> 00:30:13,009 Sorry. 700 00:30:13,010 --> 00:30:14,053 I'm being psycho. 701 00:30:15,347 --> 00:30:16,348 ADAM: It's okay. 702 00:30:18,896 --> 00:30:20,817 (Kissing) 703 00:30:22,529 --> 00:30:23,698 RITA: Hi guys! 704 00:30:24,617 --> 00:30:26,035 - ADAM: Hi! - Um, we should go. 705 00:30:26,036 --> 00:30:28,583 ADAM: No, I want to say hi to your mom. 706 00:30:28,625 --> 00:30:30,587 - I got this. - It's so crazy what people 707 00:30:30,629 --> 00:30:32,298 put out as garbage on the street. 708 00:30:32,340 --> 00:30:33,550 Look at this. 709 00:30:33,551 --> 00:30:34,654 Oh, I'll help with that, I'll help you get this. 710 00:30:34,678 --> 00:30:36,641 Oh, thank you. 711 00:30:39,897 --> 00:30:41,859 Trying to make the place more like us 712 00:30:41,901 --> 00:30:44,238 and less like my mom. 713 00:30:44,280 --> 00:30:46,284 She died last year, so... 714 00:30:46,326 --> 00:30:47,578 I'm sorry to hear that. 715 00:30:47,579 --> 00:30:49,165 Aw, thank you. 716 00:30:49,207 --> 00:30:52,588 I mean she was crazy, but at least that's not genetic. 717 00:30:52,589 --> 00:30:53,716 Unlike breast cancer. 718 00:30:53,758 --> 00:30:56,221 Um, we were just doing homework. 719 00:30:56,262 --> 00:30:58,893 Yeah, she's really smart. 720 00:30:58,935 --> 00:31:00,980 You probably already know that. 721 00:31:01,022 --> 00:31:02,191 I do. 722 00:31:04,028 --> 00:31:04,822 Oh, sorry. 723 00:31:04,863 --> 00:31:06,448 Pleasure to meet you, Mrs. McPhee. 724 00:31:06,449 --> 00:31:08,328 My name is Adam. 725 00:31:08,370 --> 00:31:10,542 Nice to meet you, Adam. 726 00:31:10,583 --> 00:31:11,919 Um, you can call me Rita. 727 00:31:11,961 --> 00:31:14,591 'Cause there is no "Mr." to my "Mrs.". 728 00:31:14,633 --> 00:31:15,467 Cool. 729 00:31:15,468 --> 00:31:16,595 Feminism. 730 00:31:16,637 --> 00:31:18,348 Yes. 731 00:31:19,727 --> 00:31:24,485 Hm, well, it's very nice to meet you. 732 00:31:24,528 --> 00:31:25,905 Keep studying. 733 00:31:25,947 --> 00:31:27,074 Okay. 734 00:31:29,789 --> 00:31:30,831 That was really awkward. 735 00:31:30,832 --> 00:31:31,918 No, she's funny. 736 00:31:31,960 --> 00:31:33,380 - LINDY: Is she? - Yeah. 737 00:31:34,257 --> 00:31:36,344 (Smooches) 738 00:31:36,386 --> 00:31:38,473 - LINDY: Okay, well, I'm gonna go. - ADAM: Okay. 739 00:31:38,515 --> 00:31:40,227 LINDY: Deal with the crazy table lady. 740 00:31:40,269 --> 00:31:41,729 All right, I'm gonna study this book. 741 00:31:41,771 --> 00:31:42,690 LINDY: Okay. 742 00:31:42,731 --> 00:31:43,858 (Smooches) 743 00:31:43,900 --> 00:31:45,320 - Bye. - LINDY: Bye. 744 00:31:50,038 --> 00:31:52,000 (Chuckles) 745 00:31:54,338 --> 00:31:57,803 LINDY: Famous people with MRKH. 746 00:32:00,934 --> 00:32:02,396 Jaclyn Schultz. 747 00:32:02,438 --> 00:32:05,485 Former Survivor contestant and Miss Michigan. 748 00:32:05,527 --> 00:32:07,739 Born without a uterus. 749 00:32:07,740 --> 00:32:08,741 Hmm. 750 00:32:09,869 --> 00:32:10,912 (Sighs) 751 00:32:12,499 --> 00:32:14,920 LINDY: Hitler's wife, Eva Braun, 752 00:32:14,962 --> 00:32:17,968 never had sex with him due to gynecological condition. 753 00:32:21,017 --> 00:32:22,227 Fuck my life. 754 00:32:22,269 --> 00:32:23,396 (Sighs) 755 00:32:25,192 --> 00:32:26,778 (Phone ringing) 756 00:32:28,948 --> 00:32:30,785 Peter, I'm coming. 757 00:32:30,786 --> 00:32:33,290 PETER'S GIRLFRIEND: Hi, this is Peter's girlfriend. 758 00:32:33,291 --> 00:32:35,921 Yeah, he's a piece of shit. 759 00:32:35,962 --> 00:32:38,801 Oh, boy. 760 00:32:38,802 --> 00:32:40,680 Wow. 761 00:32:40,722 --> 00:32:42,142 (Sighs) 762 00:32:42,184 --> 00:32:43,478 Good luck with that. 763 00:32:43,520 --> 00:32:44,438 PETER'S GIRLFRIEND: I'm sorry. 764 00:32:44,480 --> 00:32:46,109 Sorry, bye. 765 00:32:52,162 --> 00:32:53,581 Fuck my life. 766 00:33:06,524 --> 00:33:07,651 (Puffs smoke) 767 00:33:11,868 --> 00:33:13,455 MAN IN VIDEO: Vaginal dilation, 768 00:33:13,496 --> 00:33:16,461 can be an overwhelming and anxiety-producing proce. 769 00:33:16,502 --> 00:33:18,046 With a few helpful tips, 770 00:33:18,047 --> 00:33:21,804 it can become a comfortable and normal part of your day. 771 00:33:21,846 --> 00:33:22,764 To dilate, 772 00:33:22,806 --> 00:33:24,726 you'll need a dilator of your choosing... 773 00:33:24,727 --> 00:33:25,728 (Gasps) 774 00:33:25,729 --> 00:33:27,083 MAN IN VIDEO: and a water-based lubricant. 775 00:33:27,107 --> 00:33:30,113 Get into a comfortable position with your legs relaxed 776 00:33:30,155 --> 00:33:32,493 - in a butterfly position. - What the fuck? 777 00:33:32,534 --> 00:33:33,744 MAN IN VIDEO: Position the dilator 778 00:33:33,745 --> 00:33:35,748 at the entrance to the vaginal canal, 779 00:33:35,749 --> 00:33:38,087 with the dilator slightly tilted up. 780 00:33:42,262 --> 00:33:43,473 Phew. 781 00:33:50,570 --> 00:33:51,656 MAN IN VIDEO: To dilate, 782 00:33:51,697 --> 00:33:54,078 you'll need a dilator of your choosing 783 00:33:54,119 --> 00:33:55,705 and a water-based lubricant. 784 00:33:55,747 --> 00:33:57,876 You'll start with the smaller dilators 785 00:33:57,918 --> 00:34:01,425 and progress your way slowly into the larger sizes 786 00:34:01,467 --> 00:34:03,471 over a period of time. 787 00:34:03,513 --> 00:34:05,225 The first step is to get yourself 788 00:34:05,267 --> 00:34:06,561 in a comfortable position 789 00:34:06,602 --> 00:34:09,441 with your legs relaxed in a butterfly position. 790 00:34:09,483 --> 00:34:10,694 Position the dilator 791 00:34:10,735 --> 00:34:12,698 at the entrance to the vaginal canal, 792 00:34:12,739 --> 00:34:15,287 with the dilator slightly tilted up. 793 00:34:16,706 --> 00:34:18,626 In order to maintain vaginal depth, 794 00:34:18,668 --> 00:34:20,463 we advise you do this daily. 795 00:34:20,505 --> 00:34:22,843 (Indistinct speech) 796 00:34:22,884 --> 00:34:23,886 (Sighing) 797 00:34:25,432 --> 00:34:27,351 (Cries) 798 00:34:44,887 --> 00:34:47,059 (Groans) 799 00:35:14,655 --> 00:35:17,160 RITA: Honey, can you give me a hand with something, please? 800 00:35:22,629 --> 00:35:23,715 LINDY: Stand it up. 801 00:35:25,343 --> 00:35:26,387 (Sighs) 802 00:35:29,184 --> 00:35:32,815 RITA: You know, I was thinking back to my pregnancy last night 803 00:35:32,816 --> 00:35:36,031 and the doctor said that he thought 804 00:35:36,073 --> 00:35:39,913 that you might have a cleft lip, which obviously you don't, 805 00:35:39,955 --> 00:35:43,463 but I'm wondering, if it might be related. 806 00:35:43,504 --> 00:35:44,673 Probably not. 807 00:35:44,715 --> 00:35:45,884 Um, they don't really know, 808 00:35:45,925 --> 00:35:47,687 but I read something about it being connected 809 00:35:47,721 --> 00:35:49,141 to the male genetics. 810 00:35:52,147 --> 00:35:53,690 Interesting. 811 00:35:53,691 --> 00:35:56,030 And that makes a lot of sense. 812 00:35:58,201 --> 00:35:59,368 How's Adam? 813 00:35:59,369 --> 00:36:00,830 He's good. 814 00:36:00,872 --> 00:36:02,834 He seems adorable. 815 00:36:02,876 --> 00:36:04,338 Yeah, he's so cute. 816 00:36:04,379 --> 00:36:05,381 RITA: Oh, my gosh. 817 00:36:07,511 --> 00:36:09,431 I know that look in your eye 818 00:36:09,473 --> 00:36:13,189 and I know that you guys hang out a lot, and... 819 00:36:15,360 --> 00:36:20,203 I just would hate for you to share this with him 820 00:36:20,245 --> 00:36:21,330 and... (Sighs) 821 00:36:21,372 --> 00:36:22,373 And what? 822 00:36:23,668 --> 00:36:25,921 And I don't know, 823 00:36:25,922 --> 00:36:29,304 if it affects his opinion of you, 824 00:36:29,346 --> 00:36:30,807 which it shouldn't. 825 00:36:30,849 --> 00:36:32,936 Mom, you don't even know him. 826 00:36:34,273 --> 00:36:37,654 RITA: I'm just saying men are biologically driven, 827 00:36:37,696 --> 00:36:40,451 they're really not as nuanced as women, 828 00:36:40,493 --> 00:36:42,789 about life and stuff. 829 00:36:42,831 --> 00:36:45,295 Okay, what's the point of this conversation? 830 00:36:46,297 --> 00:36:50,096 RITA: It's just hard enough as it is 831 00:36:50,138 --> 00:36:52,308 to be a perfect woman 832 00:36:52,309 --> 00:36:57,068 let alone one with any sort of issue. 833 00:36:57,110 --> 00:36:59,740 Or, and not that this is an issue. 834 00:36:59,781 --> 00:37:01,327 Just a difference. 835 00:37:03,497 --> 00:37:07,923 But I love all of you, exactly as you are, 836 00:37:07,964 --> 00:37:09,508 no matter what. 837 00:37:09,509 --> 00:37:10,779 Got it. Thanks for the heads-up. 838 00:37:10,803 --> 00:37:12,014 Oh, I'm sorry. 839 00:37:12,015 --> 00:37:14,061 I'm sorry, we need to talk about this. 840 00:37:14,102 --> 00:37:15,939 You need to talk about this with someone, 841 00:37:15,980 --> 00:37:17,024 even if it's not me. 842 00:37:17,025 --> 00:37:18,235 LINDY: I will! 843 00:37:18,277 --> 00:37:19,821 Fuck! 844 00:37:19,863 --> 00:37:21,992 Fuck! Jeez. 845 00:37:27,337 --> 00:37:29,049 ♪ You are running around with me ♪ 846 00:37:29,091 --> 00:37:32,347 ♪ V-A-G-I-N-A P-O-L-I-C-E ♪ 847 00:37:32,389 --> 00:37:35,937 ♪ V-A-G-I-N-A P-O-L-I-C-E ♪ 848 00:37:35,979 --> 00:37:39,319 ♪ V-A-G-I-N-A P-O-L-I-C-E ♪ 849 00:37:39,361 --> 00:37:43,619 ♪ V-A-G-I-N-A P-O-L-I-C-E ♪ 850 00:37:43,661 --> 00:37:44,662 (Sighs) 851 00:37:46,083 --> 00:37:47,918 GROUP TEEN: What's kind of weird is that people think 852 00:37:47,919 --> 00:37:49,381 that if I start taking T 853 00:37:49,423 --> 00:37:51,759 it's some sort of ploy for attention. 854 00:37:51,760 --> 00:37:53,014 It's crazy. 855 00:37:53,055 --> 00:37:55,351 Why would I go through that for likes, you know? 856 00:37:55,393 --> 00:37:57,814 Anyway, maybe I'll have a hot stash summer. 857 00:37:57,856 --> 00:37:58,816 (Teen chuckles) 858 00:37:58,858 --> 00:38:00,028 LISA: But I love that for you. 859 00:38:00,069 --> 00:38:00,945 I really do. 860 00:38:00,987 --> 00:38:02,949 It's wonderful. 861 00:38:02,991 --> 00:38:05,163 Okay, who's next? 862 00:38:05,204 --> 00:38:07,333 JAX: Ah sure, I'll take the floor. 863 00:38:07,375 --> 00:38:08,878 Right, okay. 864 00:38:08,919 --> 00:38:10,631 (Chuckles) 865 00:38:10,673 --> 00:38:12,844 JAX: Uh, hey, what's up? 866 00:38:12,886 --> 00:38:14,347 I'm Jax. 867 00:38:15,475 --> 00:38:18,314 I'm a pretty good artist. 868 00:38:18,355 --> 00:38:21,111 I can do a perfect cat eye. 869 00:38:21,153 --> 00:38:24,076 I suck at anything athletic 870 00:38:24,993 --> 00:38:27,582 and I'm intersex. 871 00:38:28,344 --> 00:38:32,074 Finding that out was crazy 872 00:38:32,175 --> 00:38:34,513 and I'm not gonna lie hard as shit. 873 00:38:35,973 --> 00:38:39,523 But finding my community here and online, 874 00:38:40,525 --> 00:38:42,320 honestly made me feel a lot better. 875 00:38:43,405 --> 00:38:47,705 I don't feel like an object of medicine anymore. 876 00:38:49,209 --> 00:38:51,379 I feel like being intersex 877 00:38:51,380 --> 00:38:54,094 gives me a superpower, you know. 878 00:38:54,136 --> 00:38:58,893 And to own who you are, however you define yourself, 879 00:38:58,894 --> 00:38:59,814 is up to you. 880 00:38:59,856 --> 00:39:03,029 And no one should ever make you feel ashamed of that. 881 00:39:04,616 --> 00:39:08,182 Oh, and I get mad dates, too, so.. 882 00:39:08,224 --> 00:39:08,916 (Teenagers chuckling) 883 00:39:08,958 --> 00:39:09,835 ...don't worry about that. 884 00:39:09,877 --> 00:39:10,712 (Teenagers chuckle) 885 00:39:11,253 --> 00:39:13,591 LISA: Umm, okay, 886 00:39:13,592 --> 00:39:16,682 so... Lindy... 887 00:39:16,223 --> 00:39:17,726 Would you like to introduce yourself? 888 00:39:19,980 --> 00:39:20,981 Uh, sure. 889 00:39:20,480 --> 00:39:21,481 Uh, sure. 890 00:39:23,654 --> 00:39:24,655 Hey, everyone. 891 00:39:25,700 --> 00:39:27,746 Um, I'm Lindy. 892 00:39:29,291 --> 00:39:31,928 I um, I have this thing called "MRKH" 893 00:39:32,129 --> 00:39:34,341 and I don't really know how to tell... 894 00:39:35,303 --> 00:39:36,513 pretty much my worst nightmare 895 00:39:36,555 --> 00:39:38,601 is people finding out before I... 896 00:39:37,055 --> 00:39:39,101 is people finding out before I... 897 00:39:42,317 --> 00:39:44,654 Uh... uh, sh-shit. 898 00:39:44,655 --> 00:39:45,989 I... I gotta go. 899 00:39:45,990 --> 00:39:47,661 Um, I'm... I... 900 00:39:47,702 --> 00:39:50,250 I think I left something at my house. 901 00:39:50,291 --> 00:39:51,835 I have to actually go get it right now. 902 00:39:51,877 --> 00:39:53,589 I'm so sorry. 903 00:39:53,631 --> 00:39:54,591 Thank you. 904 00:39:54,633 --> 00:39:56,136 Thanks. 905 00:39:56,178 --> 00:39:58,140 Oh, and good luck on your moustache, 906 00:39:58,182 --> 00:40:00,311 if you want one. 907 00:40:00,353 --> 00:40:01,605 Thank you for your time. 908 00:40:46,778 --> 00:40:48,322 (Muffled scream) 909 00:41:02,310 --> 00:41:03,479 (Knocking on the door) 910 00:41:05,649 --> 00:41:06,650 RITA: Honey? 911 00:41:16,546 --> 00:41:17,547 Honey? 912 00:41:25,271 --> 00:41:26,775 Mom, what are you doing? Get out! 913 00:41:26,816 --> 00:41:28,779 - RITA: Sorry! I knocked! - Get out! 914 00:41:28,820 --> 00:41:29,882 RITA: Why are there chips everywhere? 915 00:41:29,906 --> 00:41:31,158 Okay! 916 00:41:33,037 --> 00:41:34,331 Fuck, I'm late! 917 00:41:40,301 --> 00:41:42,055 (Grunting) 918 00:41:43,767 --> 00:41:44,727 What the fuck? 919 00:41:44,728 --> 00:41:45,980 You were in my way! 920 00:41:46,021 --> 00:41:47,291 You literally crossed into my lane. 921 00:41:47,315 --> 00:41:49,486 You were in my lane on your whole back end. 922 00:41:49,529 --> 00:41:50,405 Okay. 923 00:41:50,406 --> 00:41:52,492 Fucking new girl PMS-ing or something. 924 00:41:52,535 --> 00:41:53,244 What did you just say? 925 00:41:53,245 --> 00:41:55,080 I said you are PMS-ing, bitch! 926 00:41:55,081 --> 00:41:55,916 Why don't you just shut the fuck up! 927 00:41:55,917 --> 00:41:57,293 Shut your fucking mouth! 928 00:41:57,335 --> 00:41:59,482 - Hey, don't do that to me! - COACH MIKE: Hey! Whoa! Whoa! 929 00:41:59,507 --> 00:42:00,551 Hey, chill out! 930 00:42:00,592 --> 00:42:01,593 Relax! 931 00:42:02,930 --> 00:42:03,931 Where're you going? 932 00:42:03,932 --> 00:42:05,351 Fuck this, I don't want to be here. 933 00:42:05,393 --> 00:42:06,580 - COACH MIKE: We're not done here! - VIVIAN: Hey, are you okay? 934 00:42:06,604 --> 00:42:07,939 Yeah. Just over it. 935 00:42:16,206 --> 00:42:17,292 ADAM: Oh, you all right? 936 00:42:18,795 --> 00:42:20,464 You seem kind of out of it. 937 00:42:20,465 --> 00:42:21,843 I'm good. 938 00:42:21,885 --> 00:42:23,095 Just tired. 939 00:42:24,766 --> 00:42:26,060 I could wake you up. 940 00:42:27,730 --> 00:42:29,817 Um, you wanna? 941 00:42:32,489 --> 00:42:34,192 I thought you weren't a weed guy. 942 00:42:34,293 --> 00:42:36,455 I'm a weed guy now. 943 00:42:38,167 --> 00:42:39,377 ADAM: All right. 944 00:42:42,008 --> 00:42:43,094 (Lighter flicks) 945 00:42:52,947 --> 00:42:54,407 ADAM: Wanna try something? 946 00:42:54,449 --> 00:42:56,036 Sure. 947 00:42:56,078 --> 00:42:57,205 ADAM: Come. 948 00:42:59,251 --> 00:43:00,419 Tighten your lips. 949 00:43:03,175 --> 00:43:04,177 (Kissing) 950 00:43:04,219 --> 00:43:06,223 ADAM: Hmm, you're so fucking hot. 951 00:43:08,018 --> 00:43:09,564 (Kissing) 952 00:43:12,568 --> 00:43:13,630 I don't know how much longer I can wait. 953 00:43:15,659 --> 00:43:16,660 You wanna do it? 954 00:43:17,663 --> 00:43:19,415 Now? 955 00:43:19,416 --> 00:43:20,417 Yeah. 956 00:43:21,504 --> 00:43:22,463 Soon. 957 00:43:22,506 --> 00:43:24,594 (Sighs) 958 00:43:24,635 --> 00:43:27,516 Honestly, you're a bit of a tease. 959 00:43:30,898 --> 00:43:32,776 Uh, can you just stop? 960 00:43:34,997 --> 00:43:36,115 Is everything okay? 961 00:43:36,116 --> 00:43:37,703 Yeah. 962 00:43:37,745 --> 00:43:40,082 I'm just on my period. 963 00:43:40,124 --> 00:43:41,711 ADAM: Oh. 964 00:43:41,753 --> 00:43:43,380 You could've just told me. 1048 00:43:46,209 --> 00:43:46,178 I uh... 965 00:43:48,642 --> 00:43:50,646 I told my mom you're my girlfriend. 966 00:43:52,023 --> 00:43:53,024 You did? 967 00:43:54,654 --> 00:43:55,656 Are you? 968 00:44:00,856 --> 00:44:01,918 Yeah. 969 00:44:01,960 --> 00:44:02,961 Yeah? 970 00:44:08,180 --> 00:44:11,353 (Kissing) 971 00:44:11,395 --> 00:44:13,942 ♪ Meet me in the parking lot ♪ 972 00:44:13,984 --> 00:44:18,158 ♪ The only place we've left to go to ♪ 973 00:44:18,200 --> 00:44:20,121 ♪ Trying anything once ♪ 974 00:44:20,162 --> 00:44:22,918 ♪ I will perform for you ♪ 975 00:44:24,212 --> 00:44:25,841 ♪ Done on this before ♪ 976 00:44:25,882 --> 00:44:26,801 ♪ Sometimes I even think I like it ♪ 977 00:44:26,843 --> 00:44:27,844 ADAM: Oh, my God. 978 00:44:30,224 --> 00:44:32,186 ♪ Bigger the lie we tell ♪ 979 00:44:32,228 --> 00:44:34,608 ♪ The more we're prone to buy it ♪ 980 00:44:34,650 --> 00:44:38,700 ♪ I will let you worship ♪ 981 00:44:38,742 --> 00:44:41,948 ♪ The ground I walk on ♪ 982 00:44:42,090 --> 00:44:46,591 ♪ Even if there's nothing there ♪ 983 00:44:46,632 --> 00:44:50,682 ♪ You will really follow you down ♪ 984 00:44:53,270 --> 00:44:54,565 ♪ I... ♪ 985 00:44:56,443 --> 00:44:58,112 What are you doing? 986 00:44:58,113 --> 00:44:59,992 RITA: Nothing. 987 00:45:00,034 --> 00:45:01,035 Okay. 988 00:45:02,455 --> 00:45:04,124 Are your eyes red? 989 00:45:04,125 --> 00:45:06,046 Um... it's allergies. 990 00:45:06,088 --> 00:45:07,508 Are you stoned? 991 00:45:08,593 --> 00:45:09,594 No. 992 00:45:11,181 --> 00:45:12,726 (Lindy chuckles) 993 00:45:14,947 --> 00:45:16,609 A little. 994 00:45:16,651 --> 00:45:21,118 Seriously, it's a gateway drug to big pharma. 995 00:45:21,159 --> 00:45:22,662 Sorry. 996 00:45:22,663 --> 00:45:25,166 Uh, I'm gonna go to bed now. 997 00:45:25,167 --> 00:45:26,087 (Lindy chuckles) 998 00:45:26,129 --> 00:45:28,383 Goodnight, I love you, goodnight. 999 00:45:28,425 --> 00:45:30,179 Love you. 1000 00:45:35,940 --> 00:45:39,155 ♪ Talk around the obvious ♪ 1001 00:45:39,197 --> 00:45:42,161 ♪ Avoiding conversation ♪ 1002 00:45:42,203 --> 00:45:44,999 ♪ In the information age ♪ 1003 00:45:45,042 --> 00:45:48,090 ♪ We have mastered evasion ♪ 1004 00:45:48,131 --> 00:45:50,803 ♪ Then you'll tell me how you want me ♪ 1005 00:45:50,844 --> 00:45:53,725 ♪ And I'll happily oblige ♪ 1006 00:45:53,767 --> 00:45:57,108 (Footsteps approaching) 1007 00:45:57,149 --> 00:45:58,652 LINDY: Thank you! 1008 00:46:01,408 --> 00:46:02,910 You look so good. 1009 00:46:02,952 --> 00:46:04,288 I literally hate theme parties. 1010 00:46:04,330 --> 00:46:05,748 Why is your boyfriend like this? 1011 00:46:05,749 --> 00:46:07,003 I think it's cute. 1012 00:46:09,465 --> 00:46:11,636 Do you have a phone charger I could borrow? 1013 00:46:14,684 --> 00:46:17,523 Oh, what do we have here? 1014 00:46:17,565 --> 00:46:19,444 - LINDY: Oh, my God... - Are these butt plugs? 1015 00:46:20,446 --> 00:46:22,575 I did not take you for a backdoor queen. 1016 00:46:22,616 --> 00:46:23,702 Can you please stop? 1017 00:46:24,787 --> 00:46:26,708 Okay, sorry. 1018 00:46:28,670 --> 00:46:31,134 I was thinking maybe we could talk about... 1019 00:46:31,176 --> 00:46:33,180 I don't want to talk about track. 1020 00:46:33,221 --> 00:46:35,076 How did you know that I was gonna talk about track? 1021 00:46:35,100 --> 00:46:37,146 I just don't feel like doing it right now. 1022 00:46:37,188 --> 00:46:38,482 I don't have time. 1023 00:46:40,444 --> 00:46:41,154 Are you okay? 1024 00:46:41,196 --> 00:46:43,366 It seems like something's wrong. 1025 00:46:49,837 --> 00:46:51,591 I'm fine. 1026 00:46:51,633 --> 00:46:54,180 I just have some, like, weird medical stuff going on. 1027 00:46:55,307 --> 00:46:57,144 Oh, my God, are you okay? 1028 00:46:58,396 --> 00:47:01,611 I just, like, can't get my period. 1029 00:47:03,824 --> 00:47:06,704 VIVIAN: Oh... like, ever? 1030 00:47:07,748 --> 00:47:09,669 Mm-hmm. 1031 00:47:09,710 --> 00:47:10,963 Well then, you're lucky. 1032 00:47:11,005 --> 00:47:12,216 They suck. 1033 00:47:14,178 --> 00:47:16,391 - LINDY: Yeah. - That's, like, not a bad thing. 1034 00:47:16,432 --> 00:47:17,393 Yeah, uh, 1035 00:47:17,394 --> 00:47:19,397 can we maybe, like, talk about this later? 1036 00:47:21,109 --> 00:47:23,113 - VIVIAN: Why don't you get... - Please! 1037 00:47:26,411 --> 00:47:28,540 What did you want to talk to me about? 1038 00:47:28,582 --> 00:47:30,251 Oh, um... 1039 00:47:30,252 --> 00:47:31,689 We don't... we don't have to talk about. 1040 00:47:31,713 --> 00:47:32,882 It's... whatever. 1041 00:47:32,923 --> 00:47:33,924 (Chuckles) 1042 00:47:36,055 --> 00:47:38,894 So, what did you need this blood for? 1043 00:47:41,733 --> 00:47:42,818 (Screams) 1044 00:47:44,906 --> 00:47:45,782 LINDY: Oh... 1045 00:47:45,824 --> 00:47:47,369 Oh, my God. 1046 00:47:50,918 --> 00:47:52,296 Does it look good? 1047 00:47:55,010 --> 00:47:56,721 I'm gonna kill you. 1048 00:47:56,763 --> 00:47:58,201 VIVIAN: I think you're, like, already dead. 1049 00:47:58,225 --> 00:48:00,020 (Chuckles) 1050 00:48:00,062 --> 00:48:00,729 VIVIAN: It's like... 1051 00:48:00,771 --> 00:48:04,237 (Both chuckle) 1052 00:48:04,278 --> 00:48:05,530 ADAM: Goddamn. 1053 00:48:05,572 --> 00:48:06,658 Look at you! 1054 00:48:10,832 --> 00:48:11,833 (Smooches) 1055 00:48:12,920 --> 00:48:14,840 ADAM: You look amazing. 1056 00:48:14,882 --> 00:48:19,141 Yo, your cat is definitely not in the bathroom anymore. 1057 00:48:19,183 --> 00:48:20,394 ADAM: Okay. 1058 00:48:20,435 --> 00:48:21,914 I'll be right back, I gotta go look for my cat. 1059 00:48:21,938 --> 00:48:22,898 You look deadly. 1060 00:48:22,940 --> 00:48:24,151 You look good too, Viv. 1061 00:48:24,193 --> 00:48:25,862 Thanks. 1062 00:48:25,904 --> 00:48:26,990 The pussy is gone. 1063 00:48:27,032 --> 00:48:28,033 Let's go. 1064 00:48:30,080 --> 00:48:33,210 (Indistinct chatter) 1065 00:48:33,211 --> 00:48:34,922 Um, let's go outside. 1066 00:48:34,964 --> 00:48:36,050 LINDY: Oh, no, it's fine. 1067 00:48:37,553 --> 00:48:39,181 Hey, uh, 1068 00:48:39,223 --> 00:48:41,059 I'm really sorry about what happened. 1069 00:48:41,060 --> 00:48:42,730 Oh, yeah, me too. 1070 00:48:42,771 --> 00:48:44,376 You shouldn't have quit. You're really good. 1071 00:48:44,400 --> 00:48:45,652 Yeah, come on. 1072 00:48:45,694 --> 00:48:47,781 It's cool you two are still cool, though. 1073 00:48:47,823 --> 00:48:49,869 - LINDY: What? - Like, about the team. 1074 00:48:51,414 --> 00:48:52,249 You wanna get a drink, Lindy? 1075 00:48:52,250 --> 00:48:53,293 'Cause I, like, really... 1076 00:48:53,335 --> 00:48:55,087 LINDY: Wait, what about the team? 1077 00:48:55,088 --> 00:48:56,883 Coach gave Viv your spot. 1078 00:48:56,924 --> 00:48:58,470 She didn't tell you? 1079 00:48:58,511 --> 00:49:01,099 Oh, yeah, she told me. 1080 00:49:01,100 --> 00:49:03,521 Uh, that's awesome. Yeah. 1081 00:49:03,563 --> 00:49:05,442 Um, I'm sorry that was the thing 1082 00:49:05,484 --> 00:49:06,545 I was trying to bring up with you before... 1083 00:49:06,569 --> 00:49:07,738 LINDY: I'll be right back. 1084 00:49:07,780 --> 00:49:08,740 I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Lindy. 1085 00:49:08,782 --> 00:49:09,949 No, it's fine! 1086 00:49:09,950 --> 00:49:13,375 Honestly, like, you deserve it way more than I do. 1087 00:49:13,416 --> 00:49:15,796 I just got lucky. I think I need to go. 1088 00:49:15,837 --> 00:49:16,714 VIVIAN: No, don't go, don't go, don't go! 1089 00:49:16,756 --> 00:49:18,385 No, I'm PMS-ing. 1090 00:49:18,426 --> 00:49:19,261 I'm fine. 1091 00:49:19,303 --> 00:49:20,347 But I thought you... 1092 00:49:20,389 --> 00:49:22,142 (Indistinct chatter in background) 1093 00:49:25,273 --> 00:49:26,651 Hey! 1094 00:49:26,692 --> 00:49:28,321 - Hey. - We keep bumping into each other. 1095 00:49:28,363 --> 00:49:30,075 That's gotta mean something, right? 1096 00:49:30,117 --> 00:49:31,911 I know. So random, right? 1097 00:49:33,498 --> 00:49:34,583 ADAM: Hey, Carrie... 1098 00:49:35,919 --> 00:49:36,963 (Chuckles) 1099 00:49:40,095 --> 00:49:41,389 Hey, so, like, 1100 00:49:41,431 --> 00:49:43,350 I don't know if you've ever seen, like, Fight Club, 1101 00:49:43,351 --> 00:49:44,645 but you know how they talk 1102 00:49:44,687 --> 00:49:46,274 about, like, the only rule of Fight Club 1103 00:49:46,315 --> 00:49:49,655 being to not talk about the club... 1104 00:49:49,697 --> 00:49:51,742 I've actually never seen Fight Club. 1105 00:49:52,828 --> 00:49:54,707 Okay, uh... 1106 00:49:54,748 --> 00:49:57,879 What I'm trying to say is, if anyone asks, like, how we met, 1107 00:49:57,880 --> 00:50:00,469 can you just, like, say our parents know each other, 1108 00:50:00,510 --> 00:50:02,806 or we met at the drugstore or something? 1109 00:50:05,103 --> 00:50:05,854 Wow. 1110 00:50:05,896 --> 00:50:08,735 Um... yeah, okay. 1111 00:50:10,197 --> 00:50:11,278 I didn't mean it like that. 1112 00:50:12,534 --> 00:50:13,661 You do you. 1113 00:50:20,300 --> 00:50:21,469 Make a wish. 1114 00:50:25,435 --> 00:50:27,898 Well, I'll see you later. 1115 00:50:28,816 --> 00:50:29,817 Okay. 1116 00:50:36,415 --> 00:50:37,458 PARTY GIRL: You're, like, a hotter, 1117 00:50:37,459 --> 00:50:39,255 less problematic Johnny Depp. 1118 00:50:41,008 --> 00:50:43,346 Are you leaving? 1119 00:50:43,388 --> 00:50:44,557 Yeah, I think so. 1120 00:50:46,602 --> 00:50:48,856 Did I do something wrong? 1121 00:50:48,898 --> 00:50:50,360 No, not at all. 1122 00:50:50,402 --> 00:50:52,281 I'm just not feeling that great. 1123 00:50:53,825 --> 00:50:54,826 Okay. 1124 00:50:55,663 --> 00:50:58,753 Do you mind coming to my room for a second before you leave? 1125 00:50:58,795 --> 00:50:59,796 Mm-hmm. 1126 00:51:01,717 --> 00:51:05,015 (Chuckles) 1127 00:51:05,057 --> 00:51:06,017 Do you want help? 1128 00:51:06,018 --> 00:51:07,228 ADAM: I got it, I got it. 1129 00:51:11,194 --> 00:51:15,368 It's, uh, super nerdy, but here. 1130 00:51:15,369 --> 00:51:16,370 Open it. 1131 00:51:22,551 --> 00:51:24,011 This is super cute. 1132 00:51:24,053 --> 00:51:25,222 Thank you. 1133 00:51:37,496 --> 00:51:40,920 Well, you know, I saved my favorite for last. 1134 00:51:42,757 --> 00:51:43,925 LINDY: Thank you. 1135 00:51:43,926 --> 00:51:44,927 ADAM: Yeah. 1136 00:51:46,097 --> 00:51:47,767 What... what's wrong? 1137 00:51:48,603 --> 00:51:50,939 It wasn't supposed to make you sad. 1138 00:51:50,940 --> 00:51:52,527 No, it's fine. 1139 00:51:52,569 --> 00:51:53,945 It's great. 1140 00:51:53,946 --> 00:51:55,449 I love it, I really do. 1141 00:51:57,119 --> 00:51:58,246 Um... 1142 00:51:59,625 --> 00:52:03,130 I just, I quit. 1143 00:52:03,131 --> 00:52:04,509 ADAM: What? 1144 00:52:04,551 --> 00:52:05,552 Why? 1145 00:52:07,139 --> 00:52:09,686 Uh, do you, like, maybe, 1146 00:52:09,728 --> 00:52:11,941 want, like, a blowjob or something? 1147 00:52:11,982 --> 00:52:14,319 Uh, maybe. 1148 00:52:14,320 --> 00:52:16,825 I mean, like, not, not now, I... 1149 00:52:16,867 --> 00:52:18,746 Uh, I gotta go. 1150 00:52:18,788 --> 00:52:22,335 Um, you should go find Karina or something. 1151 00:52:22,336 --> 00:52:24,173 Why would I want to talk to her? 1152 00:52:24,215 --> 00:52:26,427 I don't know. You obviously did at some point. 1153 00:52:27,764 --> 00:52:30,269 Who cares about Karina? 1154 00:52:30,310 --> 00:52:32,565 You're being harsh for no reason. 1155 00:52:32,607 --> 00:52:33,608 I mean... 1156 00:52:34,861 --> 00:52:38,536 Lindy, I really like you. 1157 00:52:41,082 --> 00:52:42,042 But I'm starting to get the vibes 1158 00:52:42,084 --> 00:52:44,422 that maybe you don't like me. 1159 00:52:47,971 --> 00:52:48,972 I'm sorry. 1160 00:52:55,528 --> 00:52:56,237 Phew. 1161 00:52:56,238 --> 00:52:57,782 Fuck! 1162 00:52:59,619 --> 00:53:01,497 GUY IN JEEP: Have a nice night, tampon. 1163 00:53:06,007 --> 00:53:07,761 - JAX: Lindy! - Fuck off! 1164 00:53:10,140 --> 00:53:12,227 Oh, hey, I... 1165 00:53:12,269 --> 00:53:13,104 I'm so sorry. 1166 00:53:13,105 --> 00:53:14,774 I thought these guys were... 1167 00:53:14,775 --> 00:53:17,614 Say no more... absolute assholes. 1168 00:53:18,949 --> 00:53:20,327 I was walking behind you 1169 00:53:20,369 --> 00:53:22,456 and I thought I should draw attention to myself, 1170 00:53:22,498 --> 00:53:24,168 so I didn't completely freak you out 1171 00:53:24,210 --> 00:53:25,337 like I already did. 1172 00:53:25,379 --> 00:53:26,339 (Both chuckle) 1173 00:53:26,381 --> 00:53:27,634 It's fine. 1174 00:53:27,675 --> 00:53:29,345 I live around the corner. 1175 00:53:31,975 --> 00:53:33,103 Do you maybe, like, 1176 00:53:34,856 --> 00:53:38,153 wanna go drink this on a beach near my house? 1177 00:53:38,154 --> 00:53:40,952 Uh... sure. 1178 00:53:40,993 --> 00:53:43,497 Yeah, let's do it. 1179 00:53:43,498 --> 00:53:44,499 - Okay. - Okay, okay. 1180 00:53:45,545 --> 00:53:50,387 Ooh, I dare you to jump in butt-ass naked. 1181 00:53:51,974 --> 00:53:52,934 No fucking way. 1182 00:53:52,976 --> 00:53:54,437 (Chuckles) 1183 00:53:54,478 --> 00:53:56,022 I would never do that. 1184 00:53:56,023 --> 00:53:57,443 Too cold. 1185 00:53:57,484 --> 00:53:59,280 Okay, truth then. 1186 00:53:59,321 --> 00:54:01,200 Okay. 1187 00:54:01,242 --> 00:54:03,706 Is Adam your boyfriend? 1188 00:54:04,749 --> 00:54:06,503 Adam is my boyfriend, yeah. 1189 00:54:07,379 --> 00:54:08,966 Or was. 1190 00:54:09,008 --> 00:54:10,135 I don't even know anymore. 1191 00:54:12,014 --> 00:54:13,475 Are you dating anyone? 1192 00:54:13,517 --> 00:54:15,061 Not right now, no. 1193 00:54:17,274 --> 00:54:19,236 Can I ask you something? 1194 00:54:19,278 --> 00:54:20,279 Sure. 1195 00:54:21,909 --> 00:54:25,457 You said at that group that you were intersex. 1196 00:54:25,499 --> 00:54:29,256 And I was just wondering if you could elaborate? 1197 00:54:29,298 --> 00:54:31,845 Elaborate on what it means or? 1198 00:54:31,887 --> 00:54:33,516 Never mind, I'm being stupid. 1199 00:54:33,557 --> 00:54:35,101 JAX: No, it's not stupid. 1200 00:54:36,145 --> 00:54:39,485 It's basically an umbrella term which means 1201 00:54:39,528 --> 00:54:42,617 your reproductive or, like, anatomy, 1202 00:54:43,786 --> 00:54:47,752 doesn't fit the typical, like, male or female binary. 1203 00:54:47,794 --> 00:54:49,380 I actually made a bunch of videos on it 1204 00:54:49,421 --> 00:54:51,969 a few years ago and post 'em online. 1205 00:54:53,137 --> 00:54:57,522 Oh, my God, I'm so sorry for referencing my own stuff... 1206 00:54:57,564 --> 00:55:00,402 In a actual real life conversation. 1207 00:55:00,443 --> 00:55:02,030 Feel free to never talk to me again. 1208 00:55:02,072 --> 00:55:03,659 No, you're fine. 1209 00:55:03,701 --> 00:55:05,871 I'll definitely check them out. 1210 00:55:05,913 --> 00:55:07,498 I will, don't be embarrassed. 1211 00:55:07,499 --> 00:55:09,169 Um... (Chuckles) 1212 00:55:09,211 --> 00:55:10,881 Thank you for sharing that. 1213 00:55:10,923 --> 00:55:12,677 I feel like I should know all that. 1214 00:55:12,719 --> 00:55:15,307 Well, the more you know... 1215 00:55:15,348 --> 00:55:16,685 (Chuckles) 1216 00:55:18,522 --> 00:55:20,025 So, you like living here? 1217 00:55:20,066 --> 00:55:24,700 Well, you got some trees, you got some water. 1218 00:55:24,701 --> 00:55:26,747 You got me in a prince costume, 1219 00:55:26,788 --> 00:55:28,374 which sticks out like a sore thumb. 1220 00:55:28,416 --> 00:55:29,460 (Chuckles) 1221 00:55:29,501 --> 00:55:31,379 Looks amazing. 1222 00:55:31,380 --> 00:55:33,761 JAX: But, yeah, I'm working a coffee shop right now. 1223 00:55:33,802 --> 00:55:35,890 Just, like, saving for college. 1224 00:55:37,225 --> 00:55:39,188 Do you like living here? 1225 00:55:40,273 --> 00:55:41,067 Yeah, it's okay. 1226 00:55:41,068 --> 00:55:44,156 I mean, we've moved around a lot. 1227 00:55:44,198 --> 00:55:48,289 So, it's, like, hard to keep and make friends, 1228 00:55:48,331 --> 00:55:49,668 if you know what I mean? 1229 00:55:50,711 --> 00:55:53,550 Well, I look forward to being a friend 1230 00:55:53,592 --> 00:55:55,846 that you inevitably lose touch with. 1231 00:56:04,238 --> 00:56:05,658 (Kissing) 1232 00:56:10,083 --> 00:56:11,252 I'm so sorry. 1233 00:56:11,293 --> 00:56:13,381 (Chuckles) It's all good. 1234 00:56:13,423 --> 00:56:16,429 Uh, I should probably get going. It's, like, really late. 1235 00:56:16,470 --> 00:56:19,101 Oh, well, let me walk you. 1236 00:56:19,143 --> 00:56:21,105 I think if we we've learned anything from tonight, 1237 00:56:21,147 --> 00:56:23,401 it's that tampons shouldn't walk alone. 1238 00:56:26,073 --> 00:56:27,074 Thanks. 1239 00:56:30,039 --> 00:56:32,837 YOUTUBER COMMENTER 1: OMFG, you are too cute. 1240 00:56:32,879 --> 00:56:34,506 Like a perfect mix of guy and a girl. 1241 00:56:34,507 --> 00:56:37,304 YOUTUBER COMMENTER 2: You're so brave for sharing your story. 1242 00:56:37,345 --> 00:56:38,264 I love you so much. 1243 00:56:38,306 --> 00:56:39,409 YOUTUBER COMMENTER 3: Fucking disgusting! 1244 00:56:39,433 --> 00:56:40,728 Go kill yourself! 1245 00:56:43,734 --> 00:56:44,778 JAX: What's up, fam? 1246 00:56:44,819 --> 00:56:45,863 It's Jax, 1247 00:56:45,905 --> 00:56:47,784 and we're here with the third part 1248 00:56:47,825 --> 00:56:49,954 of my intersex story. 1249 00:56:49,996 --> 00:56:51,499 So, in the last video, 1250 00:56:51,541 --> 00:56:54,964 we talked about how I was born with internal gonads. 1251 00:56:55,006 --> 00:56:56,425 And I had them removed, 1252 00:56:56,467 --> 00:56:59,473 because my doctors told me they were cancerous. 1253 00:56:59,516 --> 00:57:01,603 But in this video, I actually want to talk 1254 00:57:01,645 --> 00:57:04,818 about my second normalizing surgery, 1255 00:57:04,859 --> 00:57:06,863 which was my vaginoplasty, 1256 00:57:06,905 --> 00:57:11,288 which my birth parents and my doctors told me 1257 00:57:11,330 --> 00:57:12,415 I needed. 1258 00:57:13,585 --> 00:57:15,755 When I was 11. 1259 00:57:15,756 --> 00:57:18,386 So, yeah, trigger warning. 1260 00:57:18,427 --> 00:57:20,265 This video is a bit intense. 1261 00:57:22,269 --> 00:57:24,941 BIOLOGY TEACHER: Ah, so we looked at hybrid animals. 1262 00:57:24,983 --> 00:57:27,362 Yes, so what were the two animals 1263 00:57:27,404 --> 00:57:29,534 that created the hybrid... 1264 00:57:29,576 --> 00:57:30,911 What animal am I looking for? 1265 00:57:30,953 --> 00:57:33,876 That is a hybrid mule. 1266 00:57:33,917 --> 00:57:35,504 So, we have a horse and a... 1267 00:57:35,546 --> 00:57:36,463 what's the other animal? 1268 00:57:36,506 --> 00:57:38,510 Somebody please? 1269 00:57:38,552 --> 00:57:40,305 All right, that's a donkey. 1270 00:57:40,346 --> 00:57:41,348 Yes. 1271 00:57:42,560 --> 00:57:44,396 LINDY: Is MRKH intersex? 1272 00:57:44,438 --> 00:57:46,483 VIDEO NARRATOR 1: MRKH is an intersex conditi, 1273 00:57:46,526 --> 00:57:48,864 because of the deviation of the reproductive systems 1274 00:57:48,906 --> 00:57:49,990 from standard... 1275 00:57:49,991 --> 00:57:51,177 VIDEO NARRATOR 2: No, MRKH Syndrome 1276 00:57:51,201 --> 00:57:52,764 wouldn't be classified as a form of intersex 1277 00:57:52,788 --> 00:57:54,727 because it's a condition of incomplete female development. 1278 00:57:54,751 --> 00:57:56,354 VIDEO NARRATOR 1: But how can we all be free from harmful expectations 1279 00:57:56,378 --> 00:57:57,673 on our bodies? 1280 00:57:57,715 --> 00:57:59,134 BIOLOGY TEACHER: It is pretty cool 1281 00:57:59,176 --> 00:58:02,725 how some species respond to overpopulation 1282 00:58:02,767 --> 00:58:05,271 by creating sterile females. 1283 00:58:05,313 --> 00:58:06,398 That'd be sick. 1284 00:58:06,440 --> 00:58:07,794 You never have to worry about getting a girl pregnant. 1285 00:58:07,818 --> 00:58:09,071 (Students chuckle) 1286 00:58:09,112 --> 00:58:11,116 BIOLOGY TEACHER: That is not the point, Doug. 1287 00:58:12,243 --> 00:58:14,540 Bodies have a way of being just the way 1288 00:58:14,582 --> 00:58:16,168 they're meant to be. 1289 00:58:16,210 --> 00:58:20,218 Everybody is perfect to someone. 1290 00:58:24,852 --> 00:58:27,565 Even I've been laid more than this bitch has. 1291 00:58:27,566 --> 00:58:28,567 I believe that. 1292 00:58:29,654 --> 00:58:31,073 (Indistinct chatter) 1293 00:58:31,115 --> 00:58:33,870 Hey, can I talk to you for a sec? 1294 00:58:33,912 --> 00:58:35,081 ADAM: Yeah. 1295 00:58:36,125 --> 00:58:38,254 I'm sorry for being an asshole the other night. 1296 00:58:39,297 --> 00:58:40,843 The book was, like, the nicest thing that 1297 00:58:40,884 --> 00:58:43,096 anyone's ever done for me. 1298 00:58:43,097 --> 00:58:44,307 Well, that's cool. 1299 00:58:44,349 --> 00:58:46,604 It was childish anyways, so... 1300 00:58:46,646 --> 00:58:48,107 Okay, uh, 1301 00:58:48,149 --> 00:58:50,111 'cause you don't, like, seem that cool. 1302 00:58:51,447 --> 00:58:53,409 - STUDENT 1: Yeah. - STUDENT 2: Oh, my God. 1303 00:58:53,451 --> 00:58:56,958 I just, I thought maybe we could... 1304 00:58:57,000 --> 00:58:58,879 - BRO 1: Yo, Adam. - What's up, guys? 1305 00:58:58,920 --> 00:59:00,065 - BRO 2: Yo! - What's up, what's up? 1306 00:59:00,089 --> 00:59:01,008 - How you guys doing? - BRO 1: Now you know me. 1307 00:59:01,050 --> 00:59:02,135 ADAM: Yeah. 1308 00:59:06,143 --> 00:59:08,397 It's cool. (Clears throat) 1309 00:59:08,439 --> 00:59:10,068 LINDY: Um, so there's, like, some stuff 1310 00:59:10,109 --> 00:59:11,821 I've been meaning to talk to you about. 1311 00:59:13,533 --> 00:59:14,993 What is it? 1312 00:59:14,994 --> 00:59:17,583 Um, I just, like, 1313 00:59:17,625 --> 00:59:20,046 just... I just need some time to work on myself. 1314 00:59:20,088 --> 00:59:21,107 It's not like a forever thing. 1315 00:59:21,131 --> 00:59:22,885 It's just... 1316 00:59:22,927 --> 00:59:25,389 Adam, I really like you. 1317 00:59:26,643 --> 00:59:29,690 Um, maybe you could, like, give me some time. 1318 00:59:31,403 --> 00:59:33,698 Well, how much time? 1319 00:59:33,699 --> 00:59:36,496 Um... like, 3 to 18 months. 1320 00:59:36,538 --> 00:59:38,083 Like, maybe more, maybe less. 1321 00:59:38,125 --> 00:59:39,126 What? 1322 00:59:42,383 --> 00:59:45,222 Lindy, honestly, I'm confused, man. 1323 00:59:46,808 --> 00:59:48,580 And you obviously seem, like, you're not into it, 1324 00:59:48,604 --> 00:59:51,193 so maybe we should just do our own thing. 1325 00:59:54,949 --> 00:59:56,161 (Zipping) 1326 00:59:56,203 --> 00:59:57,246 Bag's open. 1327 01:00:03,133 --> 01:00:04,803 (Phone dings) 1328 01:00:04,844 --> 01:00:06,741 ADAM: I hope you find what you're looking for, Carrie. 1329 01:00:06,765 --> 01:00:08,936 (Indistinct lyrics in background) 1330 01:00:14,072 --> 01:00:14,948 Hey. 1331 01:00:14,949 --> 01:00:16,952 Sorry, do you mind if I take that tray? 1332 01:00:16,993 --> 01:00:18,914 - Sure. - My manager won't let me leave 1333 01:00:18,956 --> 01:00:21,211 until I've wiped down 13 more trays 1334 01:00:21,253 --> 01:00:23,006 and I've only done 12. 1335 01:00:23,048 --> 01:00:25,720 I think she has OCD or something. 1336 01:00:25,761 --> 01:00:28,517 Pretty sure that's not what OCD is. 1337 01:00:28,559 --> 01:00:31,815 Oh, uh, sorry if you have that. 1338 01:00:34,404 --> 01:00:35,614 Okay, well, uh, 1339 01:00:35,656 --> 01:00:37,994 I'm gonna go wipe these down, um... 1340 01:00:39,372 --> 01:00:41,084 I'm Chad, by the way. 1341 01:00:41,126 --> 01:00:42,127 Hi Chad. 1342 01:00:45,134 --> 01:00:47,013 (Slurping) 1343 01:01:35,399 --> 01:01:37,236 DR. DOHENY: A little bit of depth in there. 1344 01:01:36,778 --> 01:01:39,576 Yeah, keep at it, kiddo. 1345 01:01:39,617 --> 01:01:40,786 And if you have a boyfriend, 1346 01:01:40,828 --> 01:01:42,748 you can actually practice with him, 1347 01:01:42,790 --> 01:01:44,836 provided he's not so, you know, endowed. 1348 01:01:44,878 --> 01:01:46,006 (Chuckles) 1349 01:01:47,717 --> 01:01:49,636 DR. DOHENY: You know there are some other options, 1350 01:01:49,637 --> 01:01:51,308 should dilation not be working for you. 1351 01:01:52,476 --> 01:01:53,937 What is it? 1352 01:01:53,979 --> 01:01:57,986 DR. DOHENY: Well, there are a few types of different surgical methods, 1353 01:01:57,987 --> 01:02:00,242 But I'd have to refer you to a specialist, 1354 01:02:00,284 --> 01:02:03,123 and get your mom involved in this conversation, of course. 1355 01:02:04,500 --> 01:02:07,173 I've got an old college buddy of mine in Dallas 1356 01:02:07,214 --> 01:02:09,844 who does mostly vaginoplasty for The Real Housewives type, 1357 01:02:09,886 --> 01:02:11,890 but, um, I could check with him. 1358 01:02:18,612 --> 01:02:19,696 Give my buddy a call. 1359 01:02:19,697 --> 01:02:22,244 He is the guy for this kind of thing. 1360 01:02:22,286 --> 01:02:23,372 RITA: Oh, okay, thanks. 1361 01:02:23,413 --> 01:02:24,374 I'll talk to her. 1362 01:02:24,415 --> 01:02:25,810 WOMAN IN VIDEO: The McIndoe surgical technique 1363 01:02:25,834 --> 01:02:28,214 consists of performing a careful dissection 1364 01:02:28,215 --> 01:02:31,137 between the bladder and rectum, using a skin graft 1365 01:02:31,179 --> 01:02:34,059 usually from the buttocks or thigh. 1366 01:02:34,060 --> 01:02:36,897 A gentle blunt dissection is all that is necessary 1367 01:02:36,898 --> 01:02:39,362 to create an adequate cavity. 1368 01:02:39,404 --> 01:02:40,489 This slide... 1369 01:02:42,076 --> 01:02:43,203 RITA: You okay, hun? 1370 01:02:44,163 --> 01:02:46,418 Yeah, just... just wanna get out of here. 1371 01:02:48,296 --> 01:02:50,300 Sure, you don't want to order anything? 1372 01:02:50,342 --> 01:02:51,344 I'm not hungry. 1373 01:02:52,805 --> 01:02:55,102 (Indistinct chatter in background) 1374 01:03:00,487 --> 01:03:02,450 (Munching) 1375 01:03:09,839 --> 01:03:11,551 Haven't seen Adam around. 1376 01:03:13,638 --> 01:03:17,646 Yeah, just busy with school, and track, and stuff. 1377 01:03:19,484 --> 01:03:21,988 I guess that's for the best right now anyway, right? 1378 01:03:22,031 --> 01:03:23,408 What's that supposed to mean? 1379 01:03:25,662 --> 01:03:26,790 Nothing. 1380 01:03:26,831 --> 01:03:29,253 Just... you have your whole life to deal with men. 1381 01:03:29,295 --> 01:03:30,798 They're not the priority right now. 1382 01:03:32,426 --> 01:03:35,099 You can't just, like, delete men, because you got burned by one. 1383 01:03:35,140 --> 01:03:38,438 Like, get over it, he left you with a toddler! 1384 01:03:38,480 --> 01:03:39,357 Nana helped you 1385 01:03:39,358 --> 01:03:41,026 and left you with a weird wooden house. 1386 01:03:41,027 --> 01:03:42,362 Like, I turned out fine! 1387 01:03:42,363 --> 01:03:44,075 You're so freakin' bitter! 1388 01:03:45,410 --> 01:03:46,411 (Sighs) 1389 01:03:47,873 --> 01:03:48,874 I'm sorry. 1390 01:03:53,218 --> 01:03:57,225 Look, I want to pay for this surgery for you. 1391 01:03:57,226 --> 01:03:59,522 I've saved up money for the reconstruction 1392 01:03:59,564 --> 01:04:00,774 and from Nana... 1393 01:04:00,816 --> 01:04:02,903 Stop trying to fix everything! 1394 01:04:05,409 --> 01:04:09,041 RITA: If you don't want this surgery, that's fine. 1395 01:04:09,083 --> 01:04:13,008 I just wish you would talk to me. 1396 01:04:13,049 --> 01:04:15,804 I just want you to feel like a normal, 1397 01:04:15,846 --> 01:04:18,476 beautiful, smart teenage girl. 1398 01:04:20,105 --> 01:04:22,902 I'm not fucking normal! 1399 01:04:22,943 --> 01:04:24,864 You are not fucking normal! 1400 01:04:36,469 --> 01:04:37,471 LINDY: Viv, open up! 1401 01:04:42,900 --> 01:04:43,985 Adam... 1402 01:04:44,028 --> 01:04:45,029 What the... 1403 01:04:46,241 --> 01:04:48,453 Fuck you both, you motherfuckers! 1404 01:05:05,362 --> 01:05:07,283 ♪ Fuck the pain away ♪ 1405 01:05:07,324 --> 01:05:09,078 ♪ Fuck the pain away ♪ 1406 01:05:09,120 --> 01:05:10,956 ♪ Fuck the pain away ♪ 1407 01:05:10,998 --> 01:05:12,584 ♪ Fuck the pain away ♪ 1408 01:05:12,626 --> 01:05:14,505 ♪ Fuck the pain away ♪ 1409 01:05:14,547 --> 01:05:16,301 ♪ Fuck the pain away ♪ 1410 01:05:16,342 --> 01:05:18,387 ♪ Fuck the pain away ♪ 1411 01:05:18,388 --> 01:05:20,057 ♪ Fuck the pain away ♪ 1412 01:05:20,058 --> 01:05:21,893 ♪ Fuck the pain away ♪ 1413 01:05:21,894 --> 01:05:23,606 ♪ Fuck the pain away ♪ 1414 01:05:23,648 --> 01:05:25,402 ♪ Fuck the pain away ♪ 1415 01:05:25,444 --> 01:05:26,863 ♪ Fuck the pain away ♪ 1416 01:05:32,041 --> 01:05:34,045 (Indistinct chatter) 1417 01:05:34,086 --> 01:05:35,921 Hi. 1418 01:05:35,922 --> 01:05:37,718 Uh, hi. 1419 01:05:37,760 --> 01:05:39,638 Do you want to hang out after your shift? 1420 01:05:41,726 --> 01:05:43,271 Oh, sure, yeah. 1421 01:05:43,313 --> 01:05:45,484 Uh, sounds fun. 1422 01:05:47,696 --> 01:05:49,408 Are you okay? 1423 01:05:49,450 --> 01:05:51,454 Yeah, I'm good. 1424 01:05:53,208 --> 01:05:54,710 Actually, can I get a shake? 1425 01:05:56,130 --> 01:05:57,131 Sure. 1426 01:06:01,766 --> 01:06:02,810 Right, uh... 1427 01:06:05,941 --> 01:06:07,694 (Slurping) 1428 01:06:11,327 --> 01:06:12,371 Do you wanna make out? 1429 01:06:14,333 --> 01:06:16,295 Like... like... like, now? 1430 01:06:16,337 --> 01:06:17,464 Yeah. 1431 01:06:22,474 --> 01:06:24,687 (Kissing) 1432 01:06:30,240 --> 01:06:32,161 Uh, have you had sex before? 1433 01:06:34,999 --> 01:06:36,043 Uh, whoa. 1434 01:06:36,085 --> 01:06:37,045 Umm... 1435 01:06:37,046 --> 01:06:39,175 Sorry, uh... I was just curious. 1436 01:06:40,343 --> 01:06:42,764 No, not yet. 1437 01:06:45,061 --> 01:06:46,897 Oh, are you, like, 1438 01:06:46,898 --> 01:06:48,902 saving yourself for marriage and all that? 1439 01:06:50,280 --> 01:06:51,782 No, not really. 1440 01:06:51,824 --> 01:06:52,825 I'm just... 1441 01:06:53,786 --> 01:06:56,167 waiting for the right person, I guess. 1442 01:06:57,419 --> 01:06:59,173 Cool, me too. 1443 01:07:01,636 --> 01:07:03,764 You know, I'd love to practice though, 1444 01:07:03,765 --> 01:07:05,644 so I'm really good when the time comes. 1445 01:07:25,475 --> 01:07:26,227 Ah... 1446 01:07:26,269 --> 01:07:27,980 CHAD: Whoa... 1447 01:07:28,022 --> 01:07:29,108 Am I... am I in? 1448 01:07:30,151 --> 01:07:31,070 (Winces) 1449 01:07:31,112 --> 01:07:34,410 CHAD: Oh, do you... do you like this? 1450 01:07:34,451 --> 01:07:38,626 Mmm, yeah, that feels so good. 1451 01:07:44,471 --> 01:07:45,599 (Sighs) 1452 01:07:47,686 --> 01:07:51,027 You're sure not gonna get pregnant, right? 1453 01:07:51,068 --> 01:07:52,069 Yes. 1454 01:07:54,575 --> 01:07:56,954 But what if you do? 1455 01:07:58,041 --> 01:08:01,088 I mean, I'd be there for you, obviously. 1456 01:08:01,715 --> 01:08:02,716 Thanks. 1457 01:08:05,807 --> 01:08:07,143 Did that feel weird? 1458 01:08:09,188 --> 01:08:13,363 Uh... I mean, sorta. 1459 01:08:13,405 --> 01:08:14,406 How? 1460 01:08:17,747 --> 01:08:18,415 I don't know. 1461 01:08:18,416 --> 01:08:20,294 Uh, just kind of felt like, 1462 01:08:22,089 --> 01:08:24,845 a little too tight, I guess. 1463 01:08:24,887 --> 01:08:25,722 Okay, thanks. 1464 01:08:25,763 --> 01:08:27,601 Uh, but did it feel normal? 1465 01:08:29,020 --> 01:08:33,486 CHAD: Uhh, I... I don't know. 1466 01:08:37,203 --> 01:08:39,415 Maybe my dick isn't so small after all. 1467 01:08:42,923 --> 01:08:44,026 Hey, uh, where are you going? 1468 01:08:44,050 --> 01:08:45,177 I... I can drive you. 1469 01:08:45,219 --> 01:08:46,971 LINDY: Uh, I just need some fresh air. 1470 01:08:46,972 --> 01:08:48,643 Thanks though. 1471 01:08:48,684 --> 01:08:49,853 It's dark! 1472 01:08:59,205 --> 01:09:00,415 LINDY: Sorry, I'm home late. 1473 01:09:00,457 --> 01:09:01,292 - Night, mom. - It's fine. 1474 01:09:01,334 --> 01:09:02,545 Come here for a sec. 1475 01:09:13,943 --> 01:09:15,822 When did I become your enemy? 1476 01:09:17,534 --> 01:09:18,929 Can we play therapy session tomorrow? 1477 01:09:18,953 --> 01:09:19,913 I'm really tired. 1478 01:09:19,955 --> 01:09:20,790 No, that's too bad. 1479 01:09:20,832 --> 01:09:22,334 'Cause I'm kind of a shitty therapist, 1480 01:09:22,376 --> 01:09:23,838 so I need to practice. 1481 01:09:24,923 --> 01:09:27,177 Look, I get it. 1482 01:09:27,219 --> 01:09:28,597 Okay, I'm your mom, 1483 01:09:28,639 --> 01:09:31,352 I know I'm the last person you wanna talk to 1484 01:09:31,394 --> 01:09:35,569 about your vagina, and dilators, and lube, 1485 01:09:35,570 --> 01:09:38,868 and sex stuff, but don't forget I've been 1486 01:09:38,909 --> 01:09:41,581 through my fair share of shit too, hun. 1487 01:09:41,582 --> 01:09:43,335 I know. 1488 01:09:43,376 --> 01:09:45,255 It was really hard 1489 01:09:45,297 --> 01:09:47,552 when your dad left me with a toddler. 1490 01:09:47,594 --> 01:09:49,305 And I only had a high school diploma. 1491 01:09:50,600 --> 01:09:53,606 And your Nana tried to warn me. 1492 01:09:53,647 --> 01:09:55,359 And we got into these huge fights, 1493 01:09:55,400 --> 01:09:56,653 because I thought 1494 01:09:56,695 --> 01:09:58,783 she was just being negative about her own marriage. 1495 01:10:00,620 --> 01:10:05,379 But she was just trying to protect me 1496 01:10:07,299 --> 01:10:09,469 from what she obviously knew would happen, 1497 01:10:09,470 --> 01:10:11,057 which is really annoying. 1498 01:10:12,476 --> 01:10:17,820 And I never told you this, but right before I got sick, 1499 01:10:17,821 --> 01:10:20,576 I started having feelings for someone. 1500 01:10:20,618 --> 01:10:21,971 I mean, it was right when I thought 1501 01:10:21,995 --> 01:10:24,166 things were just going my way for once... 1502 01:10:24,208 --> 01:10:25,878 - What? - And... 1503 01:10:25,920 --> 01:10:27,715 Who? Like when? 1504 01:10:27,757 --> 01:10:28,759 Doesn't matter. 1505 01:10:28,801 --> 01:10:32,141 He said, he wasn't attracted to me anymore. 1506 01:10:32,182 --> 01:10:33,561 After the surgery. 1507 01:10:34,688 --> 01:10:38,111 He got married last year to a woman named Delilah. 1508 01:10:38,153 --> 01:10:41,785 So, she has long hair and floatation device tits. 1509 01:10:41,827 --> 01:10:42,972 Anyways, that's not the point. 1510 01:10:42,996 --> 01:10:47,378 The point is, I would get my heart broken 1511 01:10:47,379 --> 01:10:51,471 and chop my tit off 8 million times over again 1512 01:10:51,513 --> 01:10:54,727 if it meant that you wouldn't get this diagnosis. 1513 01:10:54,728 --> 01:10:57,274 All I want to do, is protect you from pain 1514 01:10:57,316 --> 01:10:59,821 and I know that a lot of the time 1515 01:10:59,863 --> 01:11:02,034 that looks like I'm hurting you more. 1516 01:11:03,704 --> 01:11:07,002 And I know how that feels and I don't want to do that. 1517 01:11:09,465 --> 01:11:11,093 I don't want to be Nana. 1518 01:11:14,935 --> 01:11:17,690 But I'm really glad that I didn't listen to her. 1519 01:11:19,151 --> 01:11:20,821 Because it got me you. 1520 01:11:22,324 --> 01:11:23,869 My beautiful girl. 1521 01:11:34,516 --> 01:11:39,776 Hey, I'm really sorry you're going through this. 1522 01:11:41,195 --> 01:11:43,701 It's really shitty. 1523 01:11:43,742 --> 01:11:45,830 And I'm sorry I've been shitty, too. 1524 01:11:48,669 --> 01:11:50,297 I have a chicken boob. 1525 01:11:53,512 --> 01:11:54,973 And I'm tired. 1526 01:12:43,444 --> 01:12:44,946 LINDY: I'm going to get coffee. 1527 01:12:44,488 --> 01:12:45,866 I left something for you. 1528 01:13:50,996 --> 01:13:53,710 How come you never asked me about why I was at that group? 1529 01:13:53,752 --> 01:13:54,980 Well, I didn't wanna ask you anything 1530 01:13:55,004 --> 01:13:56,800 that was going to make you uncomfortable 1531 01:13:56,842 --> 01:13:59,012 or that you weren't ready to talk about. 1532 01:14:03,020 --> 01:14:04,106 A nurse wanted me to go, 1533 01:14:04,147 --> 01:14:06,110 because I have this thing called "MRKH" 1534 01:14:06,151 --> 01:14:07,487 where I don't have a uterus. 1535 01:14:09,116 --> 01:14:11,955 And my vagina isn't really developed. 1536 01:14:12,832 --> 01:14:14,752 And I can't have sex. 1537 01:14:14,794 --> 01:14:17,508 Well, I sort of can. 1538 01:14:17,550 --> 01:14:18,551 I don't know. 1539 01:14:20,096 --> 01:14:21,892 And I have to use these, 1540 01:14:22,810 --> 01:14:24,313 well, they're kind of, like-- 1541 01:14:25,315 --> 01:14:27,151 Okay, basically, they're just medical dildos 1542 01:14:27,152 --> 01:14:28,654 - that I have to use - (Chuckles) 1543 01:14:28,655 --> 01:14:33,039 LINDY: to make a fucking vagina and I hate every second of it. 1544 01:14:37,590 --> 01:14:38,675 That's a lot. 1545 01:14:40,011 --> 01:14:42,558 I'm sorry you're going through all of that. 1546 01:14:44,019 --> 01:14:45,648 Thank you for saying that. 1547 01:14:47,735 --> 01:14:48,904 Can I ask you something? 1548 01:14:48,946 --> 01:14:50,114 Go for it. 1549 01:14:51,200 --> 01:14:52,620 I watched that YouTube video 1550 01:14:52,662 --> 01:14:53,890 about your birth parents agreeing 1551 01:14:53,914 --> 01:14:56,377 to let them do surgery on you as a kid 1552 01:14:56,418 --> 01:14:59,048 which is, obviously, super fucked-up, 1553 01:14:59,049 --> 01:15:03,307 but, like, do you think if I got surgery 1554 01:15:03,349 --> 01:15:07,440 to, like, fix my issue, it's a different thing? 1555 01:15:07,482 --> 01:15:08,901 "Fix your issue"? 1556 01:15:08,902 --> 01:15:10,738 What do you mean? 1557 01:15:10,739 --> 01:15:14,037 I just want a normal fucking vagina. 1558 01:15:14,079 --> 01:15:16,375 And to never think about it again. 1559 01:15:16,417 --> 01:15:21,010 I don't think the people with "normal" vaginas 1560 01:15:21,051 --> 01:15:23,682 get to stop thinking about them, unfortunately. 1561 01:15:23,724 --> 01:15:24,726 I guess. 1562 01:15:26,270 --> 01:15:28,357 Do you think I'm normal? 1563 01:15:30,319 --> 01:15:31,238 Yeah. 1564 01:15:31,280 --> 01:15:33,702 I mean, other than that Styrofoam head 1565 01:15:33,744 --> 01:15:34,620 that you have in your room. 1566 01:15:34,662 --> 01:15:36,206 (Chuckles) 1567 01:15:36,248 --> 01:15:38,002 Well, I'm glad you think so. 1568 01:15:40,006 --> 01:15:41,967 It's just annoying when people think, 1569 01:15:41,968 --> 01:15:43,804 because you have a bunch of followers 1570 01:15:43,805 --> 01:15:45,307 and you post videos online 1571 01:15:45,308 --> 01:15:49,148 that... you don't sometimes wish 1572 01:15:49,149 --> 01:15:50,652 things were different, you know. 1573 01:15:52,489 --> 01:15:56,246 I used the internet to share all this stuff. 1574 01:15:56,288 --> 01:15:59,962 'Cause I was scared... was scared 1575 01:16:00,004 --> 01:16:02,092 of what would happen if, like, 1576 01:16:02,133 --> 01:16:04,262 I didn't control my own narrative, you know? 1577 01:16:05,849 --> 01:16:07,435 Yeah, I do. 1578 01:16:11,443 --> 01:16:14,366 You're the first person I've told out loud about it. 1579 01:16:14,407 --> 01:16:15,828 It wasn't so bad, was it? 1580 01:16:18,583 --> 01:16:19,585 You're still you. 1581 01:16:21,213 --> 01:16:24,637 And I think you're pretty perfect, 1582 01:16:24,679 --> 01:16:26,140 just the way you are. 1583 01:16:27,935 --> 01:16:29,020 ♪ Like you do ♪ 1584 01:16:29,062 --> 01:16:31,066 ♪ Like you do me ♪ 1585 01:16:31,108 --> 01:16:33,236 ♪ You got me dizzy ♪ 1586 01:16:33,237 --> 01:16:35,199 ♪ Heads spinning ♪ 1587 01:16:35,241 --> 01:16:37,036 ♪ Lost and you're scared ♪ 1588 01:16:37,078 --> 01:16:38,164 ♪ I've been fair ♪ 1589 01:16:38,205 --> 01:16:40,168 ♪ If you let me ♪ 1590 01:16:40,209 --> 01:16:42,254 ♪ And I daydream ♪ 1591 01:16:42,255 --> 01:16:45,261 ♪ See what I see ♪ 1592 01:16:45,303 --> 01:16:49,352 ♪ Can we close our eyes ♪ 1593 01:16:49,394 --> 01:16:52,025 ♪ And pretend I'm someone ♪ 1594 01:16:52,066 --> 01:16:54,237 ♪ You don't see as a friend ♪ 1595 01:16:54,279 --> 01:16:56,576 ♪ Slowly ♪ 1596 01:16:56,618 --> 01:16:59,540 ♪ Softly right to the edge ♪ 1597 01:16:59,582 --> 01:17:02,003 ♪ Can we let this start ♪ 1598 01:17:02,045 --> 01:17:07,305 ♪ Before it ends too late ♪ 1599 01:17:07,347 --> 01:17:10,228 ♪ No one can do what you do ♪ 1600 01:17:10,269 --> 01:17:12,148 ♪ What you do... ♪ 1601 01:17:12,190 --> 01:17:13,944 ♪ Call me crazy ♪ 1602 01:17:13,985 --> 01:17:14,695 ♪ Just call me baby ♪ 1603 01:17:14,737 --> 01:17:16,448 JAX: Is this okay? 1604 01:17:16,490 --> 01:17:17,242 ♪ No one can do ♪ 1605 01:17:17,283 --> 01:17:18,035 LINDY: Yeah. 1606 01:17:18,077 --> 01:17:19,287 ♪ What you do ♪ 1607 01:17:19,329 --> 01:17:20,831 ♪ Like you do me ♪ 1608 01:17:20,832 --> 01:17:21,458 (Lindy sighs) 1609 01:17:21,500 --> 01:17:23,505 ♪ You got me dizzy ♪ 1610 01:17:23,546 --> 01:17:25,550 ♪ Heads spinning ♪ 1611 01:17:25,592 --> 01:17:27,344 ♪ Lost and you're scared ♪ 1612 01:17:27,345 --> 01:17:28,472 ♪ I'll be there ♪ 1613 01:17:28,515 --> 01:17:30,350 ♪ If you let me ♪ 1614 01:17:30,351 --> 01:17:32,773 ♪ And I daydream ♪ 1615 01:17:32,815 --> 01:17:34,694 ♪ See what I see ♪ 1616 01:17:34,735 --> 01:17:37,533 ♪ No one can do what you do ♪ 1617 01:17:37,574 --> 01:17:39,369 ♪ Like you do me ♪ 1618 01:17:45,424 --> 01:17:46,259 I feel so awkward. 1619 01:17:46,301 --> 01:17:48,721 Like, I feel, like, I'm dancing weird. 1620 01:17:48,722 --> 01:17:50,225 Dance like no one's watching. 1621 01:17:50,226 --> 01:17:51,770 LINDY: Oh, my God! 1622 01:17:51,812 --> 01:17:53,774 That's, like, no pressure at all. 1623 01:17:58,659 --> 01:17:59,494 - JAX: There you go. - Aha! 1624 01:17:59,536 --> 01:18:00,538 Oh yeah! 1625 01:18:00,579 --> 01:18:01,790 (Chuckles) 1626 01:18:01,832 --> 01:18:05,422 - I'm embarrassed. - She's loosening up, I see it. 1627 01:18:05,464 --> 01:18:06,758 (Lindy chuckles) 1628 01:18:06,800 --> 01:18:07,861 Okay, I'm gonna go find my phone, 1629 01:18:07,885 --> 01:18:08,846 I have to text my mom. 1630 01:18:08,887 --> 01:18:10,474 - Yeah, yeah. - I'll be back, okay. 1631 01:18:10,516 --> 01:18:11,810 Ooh, sorry. 1632 01:18:11,852 --> 01:18:13,772 Um, have you seen a phone? 1633 01:18:13,814 --> 01:18:14,899 I... I have a iPhone. 1634 01:18:14,941 --> 01:18:16,027 Have you seen it around? 1635 01:18:16,069 --> 01:18:17,070 Okay. 1636 01:18:17,947 --> 01:18:19,742 CHAD: Lindy? 1637 01:18:19,784 --> 01:18:21,663 Hey! Uh, what's up? 1638 01:18:21,705 --> 01:18:23,542 Hey, oh, I just... 1639 01:18:23,584 --> 01:18:26,756 I haven't heard much from you since uh... you know. 1640 01:18:26,798 --> 01:18:28,010 Yeah, yeah. 1641 01:18:28,051 --> 01:18:31,892 Um, I am just trying to find my phone right now. 1642 01:18:31,933 --> 01:18:33,854 Uh, yeah. 1643 01:18:33,896 --> 01:18:36,359 - Oh. - Have you seen my phone? 1644 01:18:36,401 --> 01:18:37,320 Oh, okay. 1645 01:18:37,321 --> 01:18:38,989 It has a blue case, so if you see it... 1646 01:18:39,032 --> 01:18:42,996 Oh, uh, yeah, um... do you think maybe you wanna 1647 01:18:42,997 --> 01:18:45,502 go grab some coffee or something sometime? 1648 01:18:45,544 --> 01:18:46,546 Hey. 1649 01:18:46,588 --> 01:18:47,672 LINDY: Hey. 1650 01:18:47,673 --> 01:18:49,344 Jax. You are? 1651 01:18:49,385 --> 01:18:50,386 Chad. 1652 01:18:52,433 --> 01:18:55,898 So, how do you two know each other? 1653 01:18:55,940 --> 01:18:58,487 Well, uh, she came into my work and... 1654 01:18:58,528 --> 01:18:59,697 And I ordered a milkshake. 1655 01:19:01,701 --> 01:19:04,040 Okay. (Chuckles) 1656 01:19:06,711 --> 01:19:08,966 Uh, well, yeah, um, 1657 01:19:09,008 --> 01:19:10,928 I'll keep an eye out for your phone. 1658 01:19:10,970 --> 01:19:14,227 Uh, you look really pretty by the way. 1659 01:19:14,268 --> 01:19:14,978 Thanks. 1660 01:19:15,020 --> 01:19:16,314 Oh, uh, I meant... 1661 01:19:19,737 --> 01:19:21,074 Another drink? 1662 01:19:21,116 --> 01:19:22,410 - Yeah. - Yeah. 1663 01:19:23,245 --> 01:19:24,246 Bye, Chad. 1664 01:19:31,428 --> 01:19:32,430 So Chad? 1665 01:19:33,849 --> 01:19:35,019 LINDY: Yeah, he's nice. 1666 01:19:35,060 --> 01:19:36,479 JAX: Yeah, seems it. 1667 01:19:36,521 --> 01:19:38,066 Yeah. 1668 01:19:38,108 --> 01:19:39,652 JAX: Crucifix and everything. 1669 01:19:44,746 --> 01:19:46,374 Mmmm. 1670 01:19:46,416 --> 01:19:47,918 Hot vodka water. 1671 01:19:47,960 --> 01:19:50,965 (Chuckling) 1672 01:19:50,966 --> 01:19:52,344 Can I ask you something? 1673 01:19:53,638 --> 01:19:55,225 Yeah. 1674 01:19:55,267 --> 01:19:56,268 Kiss me. 1675 01:19:57,146 --> 01:19:59,233 Um, like, right now? 1676 01:20:01,654 --> 01:20:03,158 (Chuckles) 1677 01:20:04,702 --> 01:20:05,996 That's all I needed to know. 1678 01:20:06,039 --> 01:20:08,000 Thanks. 1679 01:20:08,043 --> 01:20:10,172 LINDY: Wait, wait! Uh, Jax, I'm sorry. 1680 01:20:10,214 --> 01:20:13,595 Honestly, I should've known better. 1681 01:20:13,637 --> 01:20:15,140 Bye, Lindy. 1682 01:20:23,573 --> 01:20:24,700 Ahhh! 1683 01:20:24,742 --> 01:20:26,329 Oh, that was close. 1684 01:20:26,371 --> 01:20:28,500 Chug, chug, chug, chug. 1685 01:20:28,542 --> 01:20:30,045 Chug, chug, chug! 1686 01:20:30,087 --> 01:20:32,383 Oh, for the love of God. 1687 01:20:34,387 --> 01:20:35,848 LINDY: Chug, chug, chug, chug, chug! 1688 01:20:35,889 --> 01:20:37,434 (Chuckles) 1689 01:20:43,613 --> 01:20:45,659 Hey, you good? 1690 01:20:45,701 --> 01:20:47,246 Yeah, I'm good. 1691 01:20:47,288 --> 01:20:50,918 Okay, because you just flashed that guy. 1692 01:20:50,919 --> 01:20:52,673 LINDY: Interesting, coming from you. 1693 01:20:53,925 --> 01:20:58,143 Okay, we really need to talk actually about what happened... 1694 01:20:58,185 --> 01:20:59,228 Whatever. 1695 01:20:59,270 --> 01:21:01,065 And I'm... okay. 1696 01:21:01,107 --> 01:21:03,987 In the middle of a game right now, you know. 1697 01:21:04,030 --> 01:21:05,616 You're doing really good, too. 1698 01:21:07,620 --> 01:21:09,540 - Okay. - Oh, bye. 1699 01:21:19,143 --> 01:21:20,938 CHAD: Uh, ocupado. 1700 01:21:27,409 --> 01:21:30,040 CHAD: I... I feel like you're using me. 1701 01:21:30,082 --> 01:21:31,523 LINDY: Why don't you just wanna fuck? 1702 01:21:33,421 --> 01:21:35,133 CHAD: Stop. Stop. This is weird. 1703 01:21:35,175 --> 01:21:37,304 LINDY: What? Wh... what do you mean? 1704 01:21:37,346 --> 01:21:39,349 CHAD: This just feels fucked up. 1705 01:21:39,350 --> 01:21:41,353 LINDY: Okay, what's wrong? 1706 01:21:41,354 --> 01:21:43,191 CHAD: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 1707 01:21:43,233 --> 01:21:46,447 I just... I gotta go. 1708 01:21:46,489 --> 01:21:48,660 LINDY: Hey, I'm so... I didn't! 1709 01:21:50,247 --> 01:21:52,000 Wait, you forgot your shirt! 1710 01:21:52,042 --> 01:21:52,918 Right, here! 1711 01:21:52,960 --> 01:21:54,380 Oh... 1712 01:21:55,841 --> 01:21:57,928 Oh, okay. 1713 01:22:04,525 --> 01:22:08,491 I don't have a uterus or vagina. 1714 01:22:09,577 --> 01:22:10,578 I know. 1715 01:22:10,579 --> 01:22:12,624 (Chuckles) 1716 01:22:12,666 --> 01:22:15,922 Like, I can't have sex without, like, fixing it. 1717 01:22:17,134 --> 01:22:19,096 Well, huh, I can, sorta. 1718 01:22:23,688 --> 01:22:26,777 I tried to make Chad fuck me, 1719 01:22:26,778 --> 01:22:30,077 so I don't have to make a vagina by myself. 1720 01:22:31,579 --> 01:22:32,289 (Burps) 1721 01:22:32,290 --> 01:22:34,377 Okay. 1722 01:22:34,418 --> 01:22:38,551 Ah, well, I'm gonna let you unpack all of... 1723 01:22:39,970 --> 01:22:41,224 that, 1724 01:22:41,265 --> 01:22:44,105 uh, but I'm gonna get going. 1725 01:22:44,146 --> 01:22:45,314 Bye. 1726 01:22:45,315 --> 01:22:47,069 Just don't puke, okay. 1727 01:22:53,123 --> 01:22:56,504 Someone's phone is in a random boot over here. 1728 01:23:29,403 --> 01:23:31,908 (Typing on keyboard) 1729 01:23:40,133 --> 01:23:42,012 RITA: I took your phone and your laptop. 1730 01:23:43,348 --> 01:23:45,018 Can I have my phone back? 1731 01:23:46,103 --> 01:23:47,356 Nope. 1732 01:23:47,397 --> 01:23:49,902 Evidently, you don't know how to use it. 1733 01:23:49,944 --> 01:23:52,032 I almost called the friggin' police! 1734 01:23:52,074 --> 01:23:54,452 I'm really sorry, okay. 1735 01:23:54,453 --> 01:23:55,789 I mean, like, 1736 01:23:55,830 --> 01:23:59,046 I was just playing beer pong and I drank too much. 1737 01:23:59,088 --> 01:24:00,215 Yeah, you did. 1738 01:24:01,927 --> 01:24:03,890 Seriously, you can't get that drunk! 1739 01:24:03,931 --> 01:24:05,392 That's how girls get raped! 1740 01:24:05,434 --> 01:24:07,354 If that's even a possibility. 1741 01:24:07,396 --> 01:24:08,691 Hey, yes! 1742 01:24:08,733 --> 01:24:09,902 Jesus Christ! 1743 01:24:09,943 --> 01:24:11,655 You're being a real asshole! 1744 01:24:14,035 --> 01:24:15,580 Vivian hooked up with Adam. 1745 01:24:16,999 --> 01:24:18,501 She told me. 1746 01:24:18,502 --> 01:24:19,462 What? 1747 01:24:19,505 --> 01:24:21,466 She came by looking for you the other day. 1748 01:24:21,509 --> 01:24:24,055 She said you refused to talk to her. 1749 01:24:24,097 --> 01:24:27,019 And so she needed somebody to talk to. 1750 01:24:27,061 --> 01:24:29,023 And she talked to you? 1751 01:24:29,065 --> 01:24:30,735 Not everybody hates talking to me. 1752 01:24:32,404 --> 01:24:36,789 Look, didn't you sort of end things with him? 1753 01:24:38,250 --> 01:24:40,254 Come on, you're gonna throw away a good friendship 1754 01:24:40,295 --> 01:24:43,719 for some guy whose cheekbones could cut granite? 1755 01:24:49,523 --> 01:24:51,317 Hi. 1756 01:24:51,359 --> 01:24:52,486 Hi. 1757 01:24:58,081 --> 01:25:00,502 So, why didn't you tell me? 1758 01:25:01,589 --> 01:25:02,591 Tell you what? 1759 01:25:04,093 --> 01:25:06,431 About, like, not being able to have sex. 1760 01:25:08,018 --> 01:25:09,563 What? 1761 01:25:09,605 --> 01:25:13,779 Like, you don't have a vagina or something. 1762 01:25:15,073 --> 01:25:16,492 How... how do you know that? 1763 01:25:16,535 --> 01:25:18,347 VIVIAN: Like, a couple of people texted me about it, 1764 01:25:18,371 --> 01:25:20,877 but, I mean, I didn't really understand. 1765 01:25:20,919 --> 01:25:23,215 Like, obviously, you have a vagina. 1766 01:25:23,256 --> 01:25:26,221 Umm, uh, no... sort of. 1767 01:25:26,262 --> 01:25:27,640 Okay, um... 1768 01:25:27,641 --> 01:25:30,103 This is none of anyone's business, okay? 1769 01:25:30,145 --> 01:25:32,734 - VIVIAN: Okay. - Even if it were true... 1770 01:25:32,776 --> 01:25:33,985 (Sobs) 1771 01:25:33,986 --> 01:25:34,988 Oh, okay... 1772 01:25:35,030 --> 01:25:37,409 Um... um, I mean okay. 1773 01:25:37,451 --> 01:25:40,999 Okay, you... you must have told someone, right? 1774 01:25:41,000 --> 01:25:42,378 (Breathes heavily) 1775 01:25:42,419 --> 01:25:44,066 VIVIAN: Wait. Okay, so who were you hanging out with? 1776 01:25:44,090 --> 01:25:45,425 Was it, like, that... 1777 01:25:45,467 --> 01:25:47,304 was it that guy at the party? 1778 01:25:47,346 --> 01:25:48,975 Wait, Lind... Lindy! 1779 01:25:49,016 --> 01:25:50,269 Wait, Lindy! 1780 01:25:50,310 --> 01:25:52,439 LINDY: Mom! Mom, I really need my phone, okay? 1781 01:25:52,481 --> 01:25:54,528 RITA: Hon... honey, what's wrong? 1782 01:25:54,569 --> 01:25:56,196 I just really need you to get my phone, okay? 1783 01:25:56,197 --> 01:25:57,198 - (Sobs) - RITA: Okay, okay! 1784 01:25:57,199 --> 01:25:58,201 You know, I'll get it. 1785 01:25:58,243 --> 01:25:59,120 Can you just tell me what's wrong? 1786 01:25:59,161 --> 01:25:59,955 Can you give the fucking phone? 1787 01:25:59,997 --> 01:26:01,457 Please, I need the phone. 1788 01:26:01,499 --> 01:26:03,420 (Cries) 1789 01:26:03,461 --> 01:26:05,842 - Here you go. - Why'd you put in the oven? 1790 01:26:09,558 --> 01:26:11,854 Oh, my God, pick up, pick up. 1791 01:26:11,895 --> 01:26:13,148 GREG: Yeah? 1792 01:26:13,189 --> 01:26:13,983 Did I tell you anything, like, personal last night? 1793 01:26:14,025 --> 01:26:15,444 GREG: Oh, God. 1794 01:26:15,485 --> 01:26:17,364 Uh, I took mushrooms last night, Lindy. 1795 01:26:17,406 --> 01:26:18,951 Did you tell anyone? 1796 01:26:18,993 --> 01:26:23,168 GREG: I'm so sorry, I might have. I, um, I was really wasted. 1797 01:26:23,209 --> 01:26:24,211 I'm sorry, Lindy. 1798 01:26:24,253 --> 01:26:25,548 I... I... I... 1799 01:26:25,590 --> 01:26:26,257 (Cries) 1800 01:26:26,299 --> 01:26:28,011 RITA: Oh, honey, oh, honey... 1801 01:26:28,053 --> 01:26:29,096 LINDY: Please leave me. 1802 01:26:29,138 --> 01:26:30,098 I can't... 1803 01:26:30,140 --> 01:26:33,063 (Cries) 1804 01:26:33,104 --> 01:26:34,482 Oh, fuck! 1805 01:26:35,985 --> 01:26:36,987 (Door knocking) 1806 01:26:44,920 --> 01:26:46,130 Brought you some tea. 1807 01:26:56,819 --> 01:26:57,946 People know. 1808 01:27:00,367 --> 01:27:01,662 Honey. 1809 01:27:02,956 --> 01:27:04,793 (Sighs) 1810 01:27:12,015 --> 01:27:14,186 Can I show you something? 1811 01:27:14,228 --> 01:27:15,439 Mm-hmm. 1812 01:27:24,541 --> 01:27:26,085 RITA: I hate this, too. 1813 01:27:32,557 --> 01:27:33,726 LINDY: Does it hurt? 1814 01:27:35,228 --> 01:27:36,648 Not anymore. 1815 01:27:39,613 --> 01:27:43,746 But hiding it does... a lot. 1816 01:27:49,799 --> 01:27:52,680 I'm so sorry you had to go through that alone. 1817 01:27:56,103 --> 01:27:57,607 RITA: I wasn't alone. 1818 01:28:07,961 --> 01:28:09,631 I wasn't alone. 1819 01:28:20,151 --> 01:28:24,159 (Indistinct chatter) 1820 01:28:38,856 --> 01:28:40,150 Hey. 1821 01:28:40,191 --> 01:28:41,527 Hi. 1822 01:28:41,528 --> 01:28:43,364 VIVIAN: You doing okay? 1823 01:28:43,406 --> 01:28:44,701 Yeah. 1824 01:28:44,743 --> 01:28:46,747 Okay. Well, I just want you to know 1825 01:28:46,788 --> 01:28:47,891 that I'm here if you wanna talk. 1826 01:28:47,915 --> 01:28:50,045 But I also totally get it if you don't. 1827 01:28:51,506 --> 01:28:52,759 Thank you. 1828 01:28:55,013 --> 01:28:57,893 Hey, good luck at the meet today. 1829 01:28:57,894 --> 01:28:59,606 Thanks. 1830 01:28:59,648 --> 01:29:00,983 I'm actually pretty nervous. 1831 01:29:01,025 --> 01:29:03,905 I, like, already threw up today and 1832 01:29:03,906 --> 01:29:05,407 my mom's gone on this business trip, 1833 01:29:05,408 --> 01:29:07,371 so... whatever. 1834 01:29:08,540 --> 01:29:09,918 You deserve it. 1835 01:29:12,882 --> 01:29:14,176 Thanks. 1836 01:29:14,218 --> 01:29:15,888 See you later. 1837 01:29:15,930 --> 01:29:20,146 Hey, um... take this. 1838 01:29:22,025 --> 01:29:23,737 And this. 1839 01:29:23,779 --> 01:29:24,614 Can you smell me? 1840 01:29:24,615 --> 01:29:26,492 (Chuckles) No. 1841 01:29:26,535 --> 01:29:28,121 - VIVIAN: Bye. - Bye. 1842 01:29:33,005 --> 01:29:37,431 ♪ I spent my whole life running away ♪ 1843 01:29:37,472 --> 01:29:39,643 ♪ I spent my whole life ♪ 1844 01:29:39,644 --> 01:29:41,815 ♪ I spent my whole life ♪ 1845 01:29:41,857 --> 01:29:45,071 ♪ I spent my whole life running away ♪ 1846 01:29:45,113 --> 01:29:46,365 BOY 1: She can't have sex. 1847 01:29:46,407 --> 01:29:48,494 ♪ I spent my whole life ♪ 1848 01:29:48,537 --> 01:29:50,165 ♪ I spent my whole life ♪ 1849 01:29:50,206 --> 01:29:51,960 ANNOUNCER: Next up, we have the national 1850 01:29:52,002 --> 01:29:54,465 qualifying women 100-meter sprint. 1851 01:29:55,551 --> 01:29:56,552 STUDENT 3: Go, Viv! 1852 01:29:57,680 --> 01:29:59,057 That's your girl? 1853 01:29:59,099 --> 01:30:00,244 So, how's it going with you, man? 1854 01:30:00,268 --> 01:30:01,187 You guys all right? 1855 01:30:01,228 --> 01:30:02,856 ANNOUNCER: To the starting line, please. 1856 01:30:02,857 --> 01:30:03,984 You getting pussy. 1857 01:30:04,026 --> 01:30:05,027 ♪ No I think I kind of like you ♪ 1858 01:30:05,028 --> 01:30:06,196 ♪ Like you better ♪ 1859 01:30:06,197 --> 01:30:07,300 STUDENT 4: Oh, my God. Okay, it's starting. 1860 01:30:07,324 --> 01:30:08,744 ANNOUNCER: On your marks. 1861 01:30:08,786 --> 01:30:09,954 Get set. 1862 01:30:10,831 --> 01:30:14,421 (Cheering) 1863 01:30:15,674 --> 01:30:17,469 Well done, Bitch! 1864 01:30:17,512 --> 01:30:19,891 Whoo! 1865 01:30:23,397 --> 01:30:24,818 Yes! I did it! 1866 01:30:25,736 --> 01:30:27,364 Go Viv! 1867 01:30:36,883 --> 01:30:38,928 VIVIAN: No one believed in baby girl. 1868 01:30:38,929 --> 01:30:40,599 Which is the nickname that I gave myself. 1869 01:30:41,768 --> 01:30:43,103 But she won. 1870 01:30:43,104 --> 01:30:44,314 Thank you. 1871 01:30:48,364 --> 01:30:49,491 Hey. 1872 01:30:49,534 --> 01:30:51,370 Oh, thank you. 1873 01:30:51,412 --> 01:30:52,330 LINDY: Congratulations. 1874 01:30:52,372 --> 01:30:54,001 You were so amazing. 1875 01:30:55,086 --> 01:30:56,840 DOUG: You crushed it. 1876 01:30:56,882 --> 01:30:59,596 And you lookin' super fine in those shorts. 1877 01:30:59,637 --> 01:31:01,139 Um, can you, like, not right now? 1878 01:31:01,140 --> 01:31:02,977 It's not about the shorts, Doug. 1879 01:31:03,019 --> 01:31:06,735 Whoa, you and your friend with no pussy getting all testy? 1880 01:31:06,776 --> 01:31:07,695 (Chuckles) 1881 01:31:07,737 --> 01:31:09,949 Shut the fuck up, Doug. 1882 01:31:09,991 --> 01:31:11,827 Makes sense why Adam would try to fuck you instead. 1883 01:31:11,828 --> 01:31:13,205 ADAM: Bro, what the fuck? 1884 01:31:13,247 --> 01:31:14,392 VIVIAN: What the fuck is wrong with you, bro? 1885 01:31:14,416 --> 01:31:15,460 ADAM: Goddammit, man. 1886 01:31:15,501 --> 01:31:17,590 Don't fucking say shit like that, man. 1887 01:31:17,632 --> 01:31:19,343 I wasn't trying to fuck her. 1888 01:31:19,384 --> 01:31:20,804 Lindy! 1889 01:31:20,846 --> 01:31:24,687 (Lindy cries) 1890 01:31:36,418 --> 01:31:37,879 I just need to be alone right now. 1891 01:31:37,920 --> 01:31:38,130 (Cries) 1892 01:31:38,172 --> 01:31:40,718 Lindy, Lindy, fuck those guys! 1893 01:31:40,719 --> 01:31:41,596 (Lindy sobs) 1894 01:31:41,638 --> 01:31:43,056 I told them it was me. 1895 01:31:43,057 --> 01:31:44,202 I was, like, she was drunk at the party 1896 01:31:44,226 --> 01:31:45,854 and obviously, whoever you told 1897 01:31:45,896 --> 01:31:47,608 didn't know that you were talking about me. 1898 01:31:47,650 --> 01:31:49,570 What, wait? You guys had sex. 1899 01:31:49,612 --> 01:31:50,363 You and Doug. 1900 01:31:50,405 --> 01:31:51,992 Nope, we didn't. 1901 01:31:53,077 --> 01:31:54,872 I've never had sex. I literally lied. 1902 01:31:54,914 --> 01:31:56,125 What? Why? 1903 01:31:56,166 --> 01:31:58,129 I don't know. I just, like, chickened out. 1904 01:31:58,170 --> 01:32:01,426 And I liked that you thought it was cool, and that, like, 1905 01:32:01,427 --> 01:32:04,099 I knew something that you didn't for once. 1906 01:32:04,141 --> 01:32:06,896 And also I think my labia are too long. 1907 01:32:06,938 --> 01:32:08,440 Your labia are fine. 1908 01:32:08,441 --> 01:32:09,151 Probably. 1909 01:32:09,192 --> 01:32:11,279 - VIVIAN: Really? - Yeah. 1910 01:32:11,280 --> 01:32:13,409 I can check for you if you want. 1911 01:32:13,451 --> 01:32:14,704 VIVIAN: Thanks. 1912 01:32:14,746 --> 01:32:16,415 And, like, also just so you know, 1913 01:32:16,457 --> 01:32:18,670 like, Adam did come to my house 1914 01:32:18,712 --> 01:32:20,965 and he came to ask about you. 1915 01:32:20,966 --> 01:32:22,177 And, like, 1916 01:32:22,218 --> 01:32:25,140 he was weirdly, like, crying and, like, hugging me, 1917 01:32:25,141 --> 01:32:26,853 and it was, like, really random 1918 01:32:26,895 --> 01:32:28,774 and he got, like, super hot last summer, 1919 01:32:28,815 --> 01:32:30,484 and I fucked up and I did kiss him. 1920 01:32:30,485 --> 01:32:32,823 Which was really fucked up of me. 1921 01:32:32,865 --> 01:32:34,702 And I'm sorry. 1922 01:32:34,744 --> 01:32:36,623 - I'm sorry. - No, I'm sorry. 1923 01:32:36,664 --> 01:32:38,417 I'm, like, seriously sorry. 1924 01:32:40,506 --> 01:32:41,508 (Sighs) 1925 01:32:43,469 --> 01:32:44,972 Let's go. 1926 01:32:45,014 --> 01:32:47,060 VIVIAN: Okay. 1927 01:32:48,647 --> 01:32:51,110 Why are we, like, walking with a purpose right now? 1928 01:32:54,116 --> 01:32:55,518 And why are you breathing like that? 1929 01:32:56,746 --> 01:32:58,834 LINDY: It's not Vivian who has no pussy. 1930 01:32:58,875 --> 01:32:59,961 GIRL 1: What? 1931 01:33:00,002 --> 01:33:01,106 If you wanna know, I have a birth condition 1932 01:33:01,130 --> 01:33:03,050 where I was born with some things missing, 1933 01:33:03,092 --> 01:33:04,237 which frankly the details of which 1934 01:33:04,261 --> 01:33:05,583 are none of your fucking business. 1935 01:33:06,683 --> 01:33:08,937 I actually have had sex. 1936 01:33:08,979 --> 01:33:10,148 'Cause you know what? 1937 01:33:10,189 --> 01:33:11,567 There's more to it 1938 01:33:11,568 --> 01:33:13,130 than shoving your half hard dick into someone's vagina. 1939 01:33:13,154 --> 01:33:14,406 VIVIAN: Yeah. 1940 01:33:14,447 --> 01:33:16,052 Most of you don't even know where a clit is. 1941 01:33:16,076 --> 01:33:17,287 (Vivian chuckles) 1942 01:33:17,328 --> 01:33:19,100 Dougie, I bet you've never even made a girl cum. 1943 01:33:19,124 --> 01:33:21,295 - (Students chuckle) - Okay, whatever. 1944 01:33:21,336 --> 01:33:23,967 Hi, uh, can anyone raise their hand 1945 01:33:24,009 --> 01:33:26,556 if Doug has made them cum? 1946 01:33:26,598 --> 01:33:29,144 You've never made me cum, ever. 1947 01:33:30,398 --> 01:33:32,652 I'm literally so fucking tired 1948 01:33:32,694 --> 01:33:34,489 of hurting myself to make room in my life 1949 01:33:34,531 --> 01:33:36,451 and my literal vagina for... 1950 01:33:36,493 --> 01:33:38,414 everyone but myself. 1951 01:33:38,455 --> 01:33:41,211 You can all post a little TikTok of this epic meltdown 1952 01:33:41,253 --> 01:33:43,298 or cancel me or whatever you wanna do. 1953 01:33:44,884 --> 01:33:49,060 This is all my worst nightmare, so, uh, now I'm free I guess. 1954 01:33:49,102 --> 01:33:50,104 Bye! 1955 01:33:50,146 --> 01:33:51,833 - GREG: Yeah, bitch! - STUDENT 5: Later! Yeah! 1956 01:33:51,857 --> 01:33:53,861 STUDENT 6: Whoo, fly free. 1957 01:33:53,902 --> 01:33:56,491 Okay, that was fucking amazing. What now? 1958 01:33:57,702 --> 01:33:59,831 I really hurt someone and I have to apologize. 1959 01:34:01,209 --> 01:34:04,215 VIVIAN: So, are you gonna tell me why you're doing this 1960 01:34:04,257 --> 01:34:05,843 or... 1961 01:34:05,885 --> 01:34:08,724 We hooked up and then I wouldn't kiss them in person, 1962 01:34:08,766 --> 01:34:10,728 because I was embarrassed what people would think. 1963 01:34:11,855 --> 01:34:13,358 I acted like a complete dick. 1964 01:34:14,486 --> 01:34:15,863 And they're so fucking awesome. 1965 01:34:17,700 --> 01:34:19,788 So, did you apologize to them? 1966 01:34:19,829 --> 01:34:21,166 LINDY: I texted them. 1967 01:34:23,212 --> 01:34:25,549 This has been the worst fucking few months of my life. 1968 01:34:27,762 --> 01:34:29,933 I didn't want to be alive anymore. 1969 01:34:32,063 --> 01:34:33,232 Phew. 1970 01:34:37,240 --> 01:34:39,744 I'm pissed and sad I can't have a kid. 1971 01:34:39,786 --> 01:34:43,460 (Cries) 1972 01:34:48,345 --> 01:34:50,265 I'm pissed I can't complain about my period 1973 01:34:50,266 --> 01:34:52,353 and ask some girl to give me a tampon 1974 01:34:52,395 --> 01:34:54,607 and have her smile in that, like, knowing way. 1975 01:34:56,403 --> 01:34:58,490 I'm pissed at the lady at the grocery store 1976 01:34:58,532 --> 01:34:59,659 that had a shirt that said, 1977 01:34:59,701 --> 01:35:02,248 "Anything you can do, I can do bleeding." 1978 01:35:06,298 --> 01:35:08,552 I'm pissed my mom can't control anything in her life, 1979 01:35:08,594 --> 01:35:09,596 but me. 1980 01:35:10,848 --> 01:35:12,410 I'm pissed I don't have a dad to tell me 1981 01:35:12,435 --> 01:35:14,105 some guy is gonna call me his "princess" 1982 01:35:14,147 --> 01:35:16,109 or some toxic shit like that. 1983 01:35:19,782 --> 01:35:21,994 (Cries) 1984 01:35:21,995 --> 01:35:24,334 Like, how do you even grieve something 1985 01:35:24,375 --> 01:35:27,006 you've never even had in the first place, you know? 1986 01:35:28,800 --> 01:35:31,306 It was, like, my body betrayed me, 1987 01:35:31,348 --> 01:35:34,228 so I was just gonna betray it back. 1988 01:35:35,856 --> 01:35:39,155 I was, like, okay, sorry. 1989 01:35:53,475 --> 01:35:54,519 I'm sorry. 1990 01:35:54,560 --> 01:35:57,066 - LINDY: It's okay. - VIVIAN: Fuck, I didn't know. 1991 01:35:58,276 --> 01:35:59,404 I know. 1992 01:36:03,245 --> 01:36:04,998 (Chuckles) You're gonna squeeze my head off. 1993 01:36:05,040 --> 01:36:06,750 (Chuckles) 1994 01:36:06,751 --> 01:36:08,171 VIVIAN: Sorry, I just love you. 1995 01:36:09,716 --> 01:36:11,302 LINDY: Let's go. 1996 01:36:14,892 --> 01:36:16,646 VIVIAN: Let's go, princess. 1997 01:36:16,688 --> 01:36:18,525 (Lindy giggles) 1998 01:36:18,567 --> 01:36:19,819 (Door opens) 1999 01:36:19,861 --> 01:36:22,199 Hi Lindy, I'm Doctor Aranda. 2000 01:36:22,241 --> 01:36:23,951 Nice to see you again. 2001 01:36:23,952 --> 01:36:25,372 LINDY: Hi. 2002 01:36:25,414 --> 01:36:28,086 DR. ARANDA: Dr. Doheny has the flu, so I'm filling in. 2003 01:36:29,464 --> 01:36:31,593 I was reading your chart and it looks like 2004 01:36:31,634 --> 01:36:34,140 you were diagnosed with MRKH a few months ago, 2005 01:36:34,182 --> 01:36:35,893 and started using dilators right away, 2006 01:36:35,934 --> 01:36:36,811 is that correct? 2007 01:36:36,853 --> 01:36:37,854 Yeah. 2008 01:36:38,899 --> 01:36:40,027 I also read in your chart 2009 01:36:40,069 --> 01:36:42,239 that you wanted a surgical consultation. 2010 01:36:44,535 --> 01:36:45,913 Okay. 2011 01:36:45,954 --> 01:36:48,960 Well, I'm not sure what your conversations 2012 01:36:49,002 --> 01:36:51,340 with Dr. Doheny were, 2013 01:36:51,341 --> 01:36:55,224 but there's no rush with any of these options, 2014 01:36:55,265 --> 01:36:58,814 if they're even what you want to be doing, okay? 2015 01:37:01,027 --> 01:37:02,238 I could do a pelvic exam 2016 01:37:02,279 --> 01:37:04,533 to see how the dilation has been going 2017 01:37:04,534 --> 01:37:07,498 or we can pick it up another time. 2018 01:37:09,502 --> 01:37:14,095 Uh, actually, another time would be great. 2019 01:37:14,137 --> 01:37:15,139 Thank you. 2020 01:37:15,180 --> 01:37:16,307 Sounds good. 2021 01:37:20,816 --> 01:37:22,569 And, just so you know, 2022 01:37:22,570 --> 01:37:25,200 nothing about you needs to be fixed. 2023 01:37:26,911 --> 01:37:27,912 (Chuckles) 2024 01:37:29,876 --> 01:37:33,091 Can you pass on a message to Dr. Doheny for me? 2025 01:37:33,133 --> 01:37:34,302 DR. ARANDA: Of course. 2026 01:37:36,181 --> 01:37:37,808 ♪ The renaissance has just begun ♪ 2027 01:37:37,850 --> 01:37:38,935 (Chuckles) 2028 01:37:40,272 --> 01:37:43,570 - Thank you. - ♪ Harder to put out a candle ♪ 2029 01:37:43,612 --> 01:37:46,617 ♪ Than it is to calm the sea ♪ 2030 01:37:46,618 --> 01:37:49,957 ♪ Bit by bit, inching closer ♪ 2031 01:37:49,999 --> 01:37:52,922 ♪ Feel this unrelentingly ♪ 2032 01:37:52,963 --> 01:37:53,715 ♪ Harder to put out a candle ♪ 2033 01:37:53,757 --> 01:37:55,886 ♪ Hard to play ♪ 2034 01:37:55,928 --> 01:37:59,268 ♪ Than it is to calm the sea ♪ ♪ with ash-covered hands ♪ 2035 01:38:01,564 --> 01:38:05,989 ♪ At the very least, I understand ♪ 2036 01:38:06,032 --> 01:38:09,162 ♪ Harder to put out a candle ♪ 2037 01:38:09,163 --> 01:38:12,294 ♪ Than it is to calm the sea ♪ 2038 01:38:12,336 --> 01:38:13,463 ♪ Bit by bit ♪ 2039 01:38:13,505 --> 01:38:15,467 ♪ And inching closer ♪ 2040 01:38:15,509 --> 01:38:16,803 ♪ Feel this unrelentingly ♪ 2041 01:38:16,844 --> 01:38:18,640 ♪ I understand ♪ 2042 01:38:18,682 --> 01:38:21,938 ♪ Harder to put out a candle ♪ 2043 01:38:23,108 --> 01:38:25,195 ♪ I understand ♪ 2044 01:38:25,237 --> 01:38:28,867 ♪ Bit by bit, we're inching closer ♪ 2045 01:38:28,868 --> 01:38:33,586 ♪ I understand ♪ 2046 01:38:35,299 --> 01:38:36,676 You look good! 2047 01:38:36,718 --> 01:38:37,845 Thanks. 2048 01:38:40,350 --> 01:38:41,519 What are you doing? 2049 01:38:41,561 --> 01:38:43,940 LINDY: Sorry, like, do you have perfume on? 2050 01:38:43,982 --> 01:38:45,235 Yes. Is it too much? 2051 01:38:45,277 --> 01:38:46,696 No, you smell really good. 2052 01:38:48,116 --> 01:38:49,410 I have a date. 2053 01:38:50,579 --> 01:38:52,041 You're gonna have the best time. 2054 01:38:53,251 --> 01:38:54,972 I hope he makes you feel like the hottest... 2055 01:38:55,004 --> 01:38:55,756 (Chuckles) 2056 01:38:55,797 --> 01:38:58,345 Goth bitch that you already are. 2057 01:38:58,386 --> 01:39:00,182 You're a MILF. 2058 01:39:00,223 --> 01:39:01,309 I'm a MILF? 2059 01:39:02,394 --> 01:39:03,480 I'm a MILF. 2060 01:39:03,521 --> 01:39:04,648 LINDY: Yeah, you are. 2061 01:39:06,110 --> 01:39:06,778 Bye. 2062 01:39:06,819 --> 01:39:08,740 (Both chuckle) 2063 01:39:08,782 --> 01:39:09,784 (Door closes) 2064 01:39:17,716 --> 01:39:18,802 (Phone dings) 2065 01:40:39,755 --> 01:40:43,637 (Sighing) 2066 01:41:10,999 --> 01:41:14,999 {\an5}*** Subtitles by dylux *** 2067 01:41:15,637 --> 01:41:19,937 ♪ I'm a Barbie girl, in the Barbie world ♪ 2068 01:41:23,526 --> 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