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[upbeat saxophone music]
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- How are we supposed
to move this thing?
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Do we grab it
by the headlights?
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Or the bumper?
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- Don't ask me.
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I've never picked up
a woman before.
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- What are you tontos doing,
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waiting for her
to make the first move?
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You just put your hands on-
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- Mm?
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- No.
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All right,
you just grab on to-
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yeah.
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OK. [clears throat]
Here we go.
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[grunts]
I got you, baby.
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- Looking good, George.
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[laughter]
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- I wasn't gonna say it.
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- Boys, boys, please.
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? Ba-boom, ba, ba-boom, ba ?
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? Ba-boom, ba ?
[keys jingle]
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? Ba-ba-boom, ba, ba-boom, ba ?
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Ah, ah, yeah.
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Is that a security camera
right there?
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{\an8}Hey.
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{\an8}- It was a security camera.
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That's why the client,
Karina, fired us
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and posted a bad review.
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- It's the first thing on Yelp.
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Two people called this morning
to cancel upcoming moves.
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- I just posted a response.
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"No one is above
the Lop-EZ code of conduct,
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"not even Mr. Lop-EZ himself.
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He's been suspended and will
undergo sensitivity training."
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- What does that mean?
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- You hide for a week until
we're not embarrassed of you.
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- What?
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- Well,
less embarrassed of you.
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Just hide for a week.
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[upbeat saxophone music]
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? ?
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{\an8}[metallic rattle]
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{\an8}[metallic rattle]
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{\an8}- Ha!
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{\an8}- Are we writing on walls now?
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{\an8}Because if so,
this opens up
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{\an8}a whole new world
of possibilities.
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{\an8}- No, I'm trying
to track down the rattle
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{\an8}coming from the pipes.
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{\an8}- Once you track it down,
what are you gonna do?
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{\an8}- I haven't gotten
that far yet.
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{\an8}[metallic rattle]
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{\an8}[chuckles]
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{\an8}- I hope whatever he has
isn't genetic.
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{\an8}- I'm here, and I'm pissed.
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{\an8}It's hard enough
getting over Josu�
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{\an8}without seeing
his cheating face
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{\an8}plastered on my windshield.
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{\an8}- Mom, did you hit him
with your car?
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{\an8}- No.
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{\an8}I found this flyer
under my wiper.
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{\an8}- Oh.
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{\an8}Well, I got some news
that'll make you feel better.
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{\an8}I called the client
with the statue Dad tried to...
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{\an8}[whistles]
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{\an8}- No, it's more like...
[whistles airily]
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{\an8}- She said that she would
give us a second chance,
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{\an8}and if we do a good job,
she'll remove her bad review.
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{\an8}- Oh, that's great news,
but my schedule is packed.
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{\an8}I'm gonna have
to move some stuff around
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{\an8}so that I can be there
to supervise.
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{\an8}- No need.
I can manage the job.
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{\an8}- [laughs]
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{\an8}- Why are you laughing?
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{\an8}- Because you made a joke.
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{\an8}- No, I didn't.
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{\an8}- [laughs]
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{\an8}Stop.
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{\an8}[laughs]
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{\an8}Oh.
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{\an8}Well, you don't have
enough experience to manage.
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Every time you do a move,
your dad is there.
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- I've been at the company
five months-
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six if you count next month.
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And without a promotion,
how am I ever going
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to afford a second child?
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- Second child?
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- Mm-hmm.
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Especially a girl child.
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- A girl child?
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- Mm-hmm.
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- I've given this some thought.
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Mayan, why don't you take
the reins on this one?
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- If you insist.
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[upbeat saxophone music]
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? ?
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- Thanks for agreeing to help
me fix the rattle in the wall
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and for letting me walk
next to you
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instead of five feet
behind you.
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- [chuckles]
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Mayan and Rosie won't let me
work, so it's either you
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or back to the bottle.
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- I mean, you could go
to an AA meeting.
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- Damn it,
why didn't I think of that?
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- Should we be shopping
in this expensive store?
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- We're not shopping.
We're looking.
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What, you never go
to the butcher shop
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and stare at steaks
you can't afford?
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- No, because I'm not
a cartoon dog.
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- Mm.
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Oh.
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- $80?
It's just a wrench.
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- Au contraire, mon square.
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This is hand-forged
by Buddhist monks
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from the finest Japanese steel
in the shadow of Mount Fuji.
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My wrench went missing.
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I wish I could replace it
with a beaut like this.
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- Can I help you
find something?
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Perhaps the door?
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- I'm interested
in this wrench.
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- I don't think we have
anything for you.
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You're obviously
in the wrong place.
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Perhaps you should try OSH.
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- Perhaps you should
kiss my butt.
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- That would have been
a lot more clever
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if you'd said kiss my OSH.
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- Or kiss my ACE.
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- [laughs]
- Right?
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- Damn it!
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? ?
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Sobriety is tough enough,
but I'm so desperate
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to distract myself
from drinking
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that I have agreed
to spend time...
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with Quinten.
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- All right, everyone, 2:00,
time for the next meeting.
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So out, please.
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[gasps]
- No way!
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Josu�.
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? ?
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[upbeat saxophone music]
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- Josu�, you scumbag.
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What are you doing here?
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- Same reason as you.
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- To stuff your pockets
with doughnuts?
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- No, I'm in
a 12-step program-
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Sex Addicts Anonymous.
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- You mean everybody that's
in here is addicted to...
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[whistles airily]
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I didn't know
you were an addict.
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I thought you were just a jerk.
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- I'm on step nine,
making amends.
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So I'm sorry for everything
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I put your family through,
George.
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And I would like
to make amends to Rosie,
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when she's ready to hear them.
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- Mm.
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Took ten years before she
was ready to forgive me,
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so I can relate.
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I mean-I mean,
you're still a jerk,
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but I'm glad that you're
getting some help.
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- Yeah, me too.
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Other than these meetings,
I don't leave my house
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because I'm afraid if I do,
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some woman
will throw herself at me.
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- I can relate to that too.
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- A client even gave me
tickets to the Lakers,
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but I'm afraid if I go,
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I'll end up in bed
with a Laker Girl-again.
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- These are courtside seats.
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- Uh, I don't suppose you would
consider going with me?
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- I-I don't think
I can do that.
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- Well, think of it
as one addict
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helping another one
stay clean.
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- I could do that.
- Oh.
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- One game
and never again after that.
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- Mm.
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- Because us hanging out
would be...
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un esc�ndalo.
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? ?
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- Thank you for giving
Lop-EZ a second chance.
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We will handle your stuff
with care.
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And consent.
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- Great, but where's
your horny crew of perverts?
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- Well, the main pervert
has been suspended,
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and the others are-
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- Late?
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- No, no.
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They're just finishing up
their harassment seminar,
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Say Nope to Grope.
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Oscar, Momo,
where the hell are you guys?
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- They're not coming.
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- Mom, what are you doing here?
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What do you mean
they're not coming?
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- I noticed you paid them
last night.
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- I don't jerk them around
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and wait till Monday
like Dad does.
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- Your father doesn't
jerk them around.
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OK, he does.
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But he also holds on
to their checks on purpose.
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If they get their money
Friday night,
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they use it to get drunk.
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- Oh, when Oscar wasn't asleep
in the truck this morning,
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I just assumed
he got up early to shower.
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- OK.
Well, don't worry.
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Till Oscar and Momo recover
from their hangovers,
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you've got me.
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- OK, I will accept your help
on one condition-
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I'm in charge.
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- Absolutely.
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I am not here as a manager.
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I'm here as a mover.
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- Oh!
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Oop.
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Mom, are you OK?
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- No, I haven't worn flats
since I was four.
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Oh!
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? ?
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- I think we finally got
that rattle under control.
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[metallic rattle]
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No!
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- Isn't Grandpa supposed
to be working on this with you?
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- No, he decided it would be
a good test of my self-reliance
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to work on this myself.
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- He ghosted you?
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- No.
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Grandpa's just challenging me
to do this myself
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because he doesn't think
that I can handle "man stuff."
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[metallic rattle]
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But I'll show him.
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[metallic rattle]
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[hammer thudding]
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[sputtering]
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Ah!
Por qu�?
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Ah!
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? ?
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- I had a great time
last night.
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- Me too.
- [laughs]
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- I shook LeBron's giant hand.
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I haven't washed my hand since.
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Ah. Doughnut?
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- I'm good.
- Ah.
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- I mean, the game was great,
but the best part was,
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I didn't go home
with a beautiful woman.
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- And in an act of solidarity,
neither did I.
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- Thank you.
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George, I know the game
was supposed to be
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a one-time thing, but...
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well, I would like
to see you again.
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- Whoa, I mean,
as much as I would like to,
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it would hurt Rosie.
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And we both already
hurt her enough.
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- I understand.
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I guess I'll just have
to cancel
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the week I had planned, yeah.
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Dinner at a Michelin-star
hot dog restaurant,
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a swimsuit fashion show,
257
00:11:29,856 --> 00:11:31,890
and the premiere
of "Fast and Furious 15:
258
00:11:31,891 --> 00:11:33,026
Slightly Faster."
259
00:11:36,029 --> 00:11:39,064
- Are you trying
to seduce me with weenies,
260
00:11:39,065 --> 00:11:41,334
bikinis, and Lamborghinis?
261
00:11:45,572 --> 00:11:48,173
This is like "Pretty Woman."
262
00:11:48,174 --> 00:11:49,141
- No.
263
00:11:49,142 --> 00:11:52,077
Julia Roberts' hair
has nothing on yours.
264
00:11:52,078 --> 00:11:55,180
- Oh!
265
00:11:55,181 --> 00:11:57,016
- Oh, and as a thank-you
for last night...
266
00:11:57,017 --> 00:11:59,551
- Uh-huh.
- I got you a little something.
267
00:11:59,552 --> 00:12:01,186
[box creaks open]
- [gasps]
268
00:12:01,187 --> 00:12:04,290
The fancy Japanese monk wrench.
269
00:12:05,859 --> 00:12:09,195
[giggles]
270
00:12:10,864 --> 00:12:12,297
But I can't.
271
00:12:12,298 --> 00:12:15,801
I mean, clearly you're trying
to buy my companionship.
272
00:12:15,802 --> 00:12:18,170
- I mean, maybe so,
but I'm at the beginning
273
00:12:18,171 --> 00:12:21,173
of my recovery,
and I need you, George.
274
00:12:21,174 --> 00:12:22,841
Because of my addiction,
I never really made
275
00:12:22,842 --> 00:12:24,843
any male friends.
276
00:12:24,844 --> 00:12:27,813
- I mean,
it is nice to spend time
277
00:12:27,814 --> 00:12:30,215
with someone who knows what
it's like to be in recovery.
278
00:12:30,216 --> 00:12:32,451
- Hmm.
279
00:12:32,452 --> 00:12:34,453
- [sighs]
280
00:12:34,454 --> 00:12:36,055
OK.
281
00:12:36,056 --> 00:12:38,058
One week, you handsome bastard.
282
00:12:38,059 --> 00:12:41,393
But my family can't find out,
because if they did,
283
00:12:41,394 --> 00:12:45,365
that would be-
- I know-an esc�ndalo.
284
00:12:47,934 --> 00:12:51,036
- Wow, you do that really good.
- Oh.
285
00:12:51,037 --> 00:12:52,471
- Esc�ndalo!
- Oh!
286
00:12:52,472 --> 00:12:53,907
? ?
287
00:12:55,958 --> 00:12:58,377
[upbeat saxophone music]
288
00:12:58,378 --> 00:13:01,046
- See, I told you
I was here to help,
289
00:13:01,047 --> 00:13:02,915
not micromanage everything.
290
00:13:02,916 --> 00:13:06,086
- You told me I was
chewing my lunch wrong.
291
00:13:08,421 --> 00:13:11,323
- That's not work-related.
292
00:13:11,324 --> 00:13:13,892
- Well, I really
appreciate your help.
293
00:13:13,893 --> 00:13:17,496
And look, with my management,
we got everything packed up.
294
00:13:17,497 --> 00:13:20,367
- Uh, there's one more thing
we still have to move.
295
00:13:22,168 --> 00:13:23,502
- Yeah.
296
00:13:23,503 --> 00:13:25,337
And because I know
what I'm doing,
297
00:13:25,338 --> 00:13:27,273
we'll use the hand truck.
298
00:13:30,143 --> 00:13:31,443
- [grunts]
- Ooh.
299
00:13:31,444 --> 00:13:35,314
OK, um, try shimmying
the hips back and forth.
300
00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:37,605
- Well, I don't see
how that's gonna help, but...
301
00:13:41,054 --> 00:13:43,256
- The statue, Shakira.
302
00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:47,092
- I know.
303
00:13:47,093 --> 00:13:48,227
You want to manage something,
304
00:13:48,228 --> 00:13:50,196
try managing
to have a sense of humor.
305
00:13:53,552 --> 00:13:55,467
- Oh.
306
00:13:55,468 --> 00:13:57,236
Everything is packed up
and out of here,
307
00:13:57,237 --> 00:13:58,537
just as promised.
308
00:13:58,538 --> 00:14:01,607
- No, you promised to have
everything done by 4:00.
309
00:14:01,608 --> 00:14:03,308
It's 5:30.
310
00:14:03,309 --> 00:14:04,376
I don't know if you know math,
311
00:14:04,377 --> 00:14:07,546
but that's, like,
three hours late.
312
00:14:07,547 --> 00:14:10,183
- Oh, don't worry.
No charge for the extra time.
313
00:14:11,685 --> 00:14:13,118
- [sighs]
314
00:14:13,119 --> 00:14:14,620
- Wait, what are you doing?
315
00:14:14,621 --> 00:14:17,389
- Writing another review.
316
00:14:17,390 --> 00:14:20,659
"Lop-EZ Movers
have failed again."
317
00:14:20,660 --> 00:14:22,928
- We completed your move,
so now it is time-
318
00:14:22,929 --> 00:14:25,330
- Mom, I got this.
319
00:14:25,331 --> 00:14:28,100
I'm sorry you weren't
completely satisfied.
320
00:14:28,101 --> 00:14:29,468
How about 20% off?
321
00:14:29,469 --> 00:14:34,341
- How about 100% off,
or I put you out of business?
322
00:14:37,043 --> 00:14:39,378
- Mommy?
323
00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:40,914
- I'm right here, baby.
324
00:14:46,119 --> 00:14:49,988
How about 0% off,
you scam artist?
325
00:14:49,989 --> 00:14:53,525
- Heh-heh.
She didn't mean scam artist.
326
00:14:53,526 --> 00:14:57,330
She meant talented artist who
clearly loves the female form.
327
00:14:58,998 --> 00:15:01,400
Sculpt on, sister.
328
00:15:01,401 --> 00:15:03,268
- I looked you up,
and all you do is write
329
00:15:03,269 --> 00:15:05,437
bad reviews to get free stuff.
330
00:15:05,438 --> 00:15:08,607
Well, that scam is not
going to work on us.
331
00:15:08,608 --> 00:15:11,276
Lop-EZ movers was founded
by a trailblazer
332
00:15:11,277 --> 00:15:13,613
who was scamming
long before you were born.
333
00:15:15,482 --> 00:15:19,418
Pay us in full,
or I'm going to go online
334
00:15:19,419 --> 00:15:25,457
and post a low-angle,
bad-lighting picture of you.
335
00:15:25,458 --> 00:15:28,494
- [scoffs] OK, you're, like,
never gonna find that.
336
00:15:28,495 --> 00:15:30,263
[camera clicks]
Oh!
337
00:15:32,766 --> 00:15:35,067
OK, so, like,
you can't post that.
338
00:15:35,068 --> 00:15:36,235
- Oh, we can.
339
00:15:36,236 --> 00:15:37,603
- Without the Paris filter.
340
00:15:37,604 --> 00:15:39,571
- [gasps]
341
00:15:39,572 --> 00:15:41,740
- Then we are going
to unload the truck
342
00:15:41,741 --> 00:15:44,209
and put all your junk
and that hoochie statue
343
00:15:44,210 --> 00:15:46,512
out on the curb
where she belongs.
344
00:15:46,513 --> 00:15:49,014
- That is a sculpture of me.
345
00:15:49,015 --> 00:15:51,383
- I said what I said.
346
00:15:51,384 --> 00:15:53,386
- Fine, I'll get cash.
347
00:15:54,220 --> 00:15:57,189
[upbeat music]
348
00:15:57,190 --> 00:15:58,357
? ?
349
00:15:58,358 --> 00:16:00,225
- ? Pretty Georgie ?
350
00:16:00,226 --> 00:16:02,161
? Si fueras de m� ?
351
00:16:02,162 --> 00:16:04,029
? Pretty Georgie ?
352
00:16:04,030 --> 00:16:06,065
? Me har�as tan feliz ?
353
00:16:06,066 --> 00:16:08,367
? Pretty Georgie ?
354
00:16:08,368 --> 00:16:12,404
? Y que este sue�o
que sent� ?
355
00:16:12,405 --> 00:16:16,542
? Se me hicieria realidad ?
356
00:16:16,543 --> 00:16:18,243
? Georgie ?
357
00:16:18,244 --> 00:16:19,679
? Pretty Georgie ?
358
00:16:22,682 --> 00:16:24,683
- Georgie,
another hardware store?
359
00:16:24,684 --> 00:16:26,585
We already shopped
at five others.
360
00:16:26,586 --> 00:16:28,455
- I'm just here
to make a point.
361
00:16:30,223 --> 00:16:31,390
Hi.
362
00:16:31,391 --> 00:16:34,660
Do you remember me?
363
00:16:34,661 --> 00:16:37,262
- Yes.
364
00:16:37,263 --> 00:16:39,032
- I'll tell you who I am.
365
00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:42,634
I was in here yesterday.
366
00:16:42,635 --> 00:16:44,503
You work on commission, right?
367
00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:47,639
- No, I'm on an hourly wage.
368
00:16:47,640 --> 00:16:49,808
- Whatever.
369
00:16:49,809 --> 00:16:53,412
We just went shopping at every
hardware boutique in town-
370
00:16:53,413 --> 00:16:59,852
The Wrench Connection,
Screwy Vuitton, Le Tool.
371
00:16:59,853 --> 00:17:03,088
- I don't care.
372
00:17:03,089 --> 00:17:04,139
- Big mistake.
373
00:17:06,893 --> 00:17:08,561
Big.
374
00:17:11,297 --> 00:17:12,564
Huge.
375
00:17:12,565 --> 00:17:14,833
- $200 for a hammer?
376
00:17:14,834 --> 00:17:16,402
- Do you mind?
377
00:17:16,403 --> 00:17:18,871
I'm having my
"Pretty Woman" moment.
378
00:17:18,872 --> 00:17:20,305
- George?
- Quinten.
379
00:17:20,306 --> 00:17:21,707
- Josu�?
380
00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:24,678
[gasps]
Esc�ndalo!
381
00:17:28,230 --> 00:17:30,649
[upbeat saxophone music]
382
00:17:30,650 --> 00:17:32,551
- Quinten,
what are you doing here?
383
00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:33,686
- I couldn't get
anybody at Home Depot
384
00:17:33,687 --> 00:17:35,555
to make eye contact with me.
385
00:17:36,723 --> 00:17:39,859
What are you doing here
with him?
386
00:17:40,794 --> 00:17:42,728
- It's not what it looks like.
387
00:17:42,729 --> 00:17:45,732
I'm only with George
because I'm addicted to sex.
388
00:17:48,468 --> 00:17:49,569
And I'm gonna go now.
389
00:17:52,872 --> 00:17:57,343
- So you blew me off
to sneak around with Josu�?
390
00:17:57,344 --> 00:17:59,411
- We weren't sneaking around.
391
00:17:59,412 --> 00:18:01,402
We were driving around
in his Maserati.
392
00:18:03,183 --> 00:18:06,518
And now I need a ride home
in your stupid Prius.
393
00:18:06,519 --> 00:18:08,287
- George, this is serious.
394
00:18:08,288 --> 00:18:11,825
Why are you hanging out
with that son of a mother?
395
00:18:13,593 --> 00:18:15,361
- Language!
396
00:18:15,362 --> 00:18:16,830
We're in the Ball & Peen.
397
00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:20,499
We met at a 12-step program.
398
00:18:20,500 --> 00:18:21,934
- Mayan and Rosie
are gonna be furious
399
00:18:21,935 --> 00:18:23,869
when they find out you've been
spending time with him.
400
00:18:23,870 --> 00:18:26,438
- The last thing I want
to do is to hurt them,
401
00:18:26,439 --> 00:18:28,207
but Josu� has no one.
402
00:18:28,208 --> 00:18:29,908
I've been there,
403
00:18:29,909 --> 00:18:32,739
and I know it feels impossible
without a support system.
404
00:18:33,680 --> 00:18:36,816
I just did this
to help a fellow addict.
405
00:18:37,292 --> 00:18:39,785
- What are all these bags?
406
00:18:39,786 --> 00:18:41,254
- That's not important.
407
00:18:42,956 --> 00:18:46,191
What's important is that you
don't tell Mayan and Rosie.
408
00:18:46,192 --> 00:18:48,560
- I-I'm gonna have
to think about that.
409
00:18:48,561 --> 00:18:50,763
I always tell Mayan everything.
410
00:18:50,764 --> 00:18:52,531
- Well, you're about
to get married,
411
00:18:52,532 --> 00:18:55,668
so you better
get over that real quick.
412
00:18:55,669 --> 00:19:00,372
? ?
413
00:19:00,373 --> 00:19:01,440
- You're OK. You're OK.
414
00:19:01,441 --> 00:19:04,277
- My feet are killing me.
415
00:19:05,578 --> 00:19:06,813
[grunts]
416
00:19:08,915 --> 00:19:10,950
Whew, that's so much better.
417
00:19:14,754 --> 00:19:16,889
- Thank you for your help
today, Mom.
418
00:19:16,890 --> 00:19:19,792
I didn't even think to look up
Karina's other reviews.
419
00:19:19,793 --> 00:19:21,226
[sighs] I guess I don't know
420
00:19:21,227 --> 00:19:23,328
as much about running
a business as I thought.
421
00:19:23,329 --> 00:19:24,930
- Oh, I get it.
422
00:19:24,931 --> 00:19:26,632
When I started
my insurance company,
423
00:19:26,633 --> 00:19:28,233
I didn't have any help,
424
00:19:28,234 --> 00:19:30,436
so I had to learn
from my mistakes.
425
00:19:30,437 --> 00:19:31,704
- You made mistakes?
426
00:19:31,705 --> 00:19:33,939
- I know it sounds crazy,
but yeah.
427
00:19:33,940 --> 00:19:35,908
- [chuckles]
428
00:19:35,909 --> 00:19:38,677
- But you have your father,
and you have me.
429
00:19:38,678 --> 00:19:40,546
Keep learning from us,
and one day
430
00:19:40,547 --> 00:19:42,381
when you take over the company,
431
00:19:42,382 --> 00:19:44,483
you're going to be
an incredible manager.
432
00:19:44,484 --> 00:19:47,886
- You think I can take over
the company someday?
433
00:19:47,887 --> 00:19:50,689
- I don't think.
I know.
434
00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:51,924
I mean, you're the one
that got the client
435
00:19:51,925 --> 00:19:53,726
to give us a second chance.
436
00:19:53,727 --> 00:19:55,027
I mean, sure,
she was scamming you,
437
00:19:55,028 --> 00:19:56,996
but baby steps.
438
00:19:59,499 --> 00:20:00,632
- Thanks, Mom.
439
00:20:00,633 --> 00:20:01,967
- Aw.
440
00:20:01,968 --> 00:20:04,770
And in the meantime,
you can work on your chewing
441
00:20:04,771 --> 00:20:06,406
to make it less horsey.
442
00:20:07,807 --> 00:20:10,442
[dull thumping]
443
00:20:10,443 --> 00:20:12,444
[hammer banging]
444
00:20:12,445 --> 00:20:15,949
- Hey, did you find the source
of the rattle-oh, my God!
445
00:20:18,585 --> 00:20:20,886
- No, but I must be
getting close.
446
00:20:20,887 --> 00:20:24,556
There's not much wall left.
- Yeah.
447
00:20:24,557 --> 00:20:25,758
- I am sorry.
448
00:20:25,759 --> 00:20:27,693
I really screwed this up.
449
00:20:27,694 --> 00:20:28,961
- Hey, it's not your fault.
450
00:20:28,962 --> 00:20:31,997
My dad was supposed
to be here helping you.
451
00:20:31,998 --> 00:20:33,733
Do you know
where he was all day?
452
00:20:35,335 --> 00:20:37,036
- Well, it's, um-
453
00:20:37,037 --> 00:20:39,571
[chuckles awkwardly]
Funny story.
454
00:20:39,572 --> 00:20:40,673
There were-
[door clicks open]
455
00:20:40,674 --> 00:20:42,941
- Hi.
456
00:20:42,942 --> 00:20:44,376
Why are you guys together?
457
00:20:44,377 --> 00:20:46,679
You're not talking, are you?
458
00:20:46,680 --> 00:20:48,480
- Yes, we are.
459
00:20:48,481 --> 00:20:50,049
And I can't believe
that you turned your back
460
00:20:50,050 --> 00:20:54,353
on this family, and look
at all the damage you caused.
461
00:20:54,354 --> 00:20:56,922
- You told her I was
hanging out with Josu�?
462
00:20:56,923 --> 00:20:57,973
- What?
463
00:20:59,526 --> 00:21:01,394
{\an8}- I didn't, but you just did.
464
00:21:01,395 --> 00:21:04,797
{\an8}- You were hanging out
with Josu�?
465
00:21:04,798 --> 00:21:08,034
{\an8}[metallic rattle]
466
00:21:10,637 --> 00:21:12,638
{\an8}[metallic rattle]
467
00:21:12,639 --> 00:21:14,741
{\an8}- My old socket wrench!
468
00:21:16,910 --> 00:21:20,646
{\an8}- Churro was making
the rattling sound all along?
469
00:21:20,647 --> 00:21:23,783
{\an8}- See? Everything
worked out in the end.
470
00:21:26,653 --> 00:21:29,356
{\an8}[upbeat music]
- ? Pretty Georgie ?
471
00:21:29,406 --> 00:21:33,956
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