All language subtitles for Very Important People s02e03 Jukebox.eng

- I'm Chris Redd,

and I hope they make me a
owl that knows everybody,

so it never says, "Who?"

Or like a bear who don't like honey

and is tired of the stereotypes.

Or a bat that wish he could be
Batman, but he's just a bat,

and that's not as cool at all.

No gadgets, just shittin' in caves.

(upbeat music)

- [Vic] Today, we're giving this comedian

a total transformation.

They have no idea who or
what they're about to become.

- What am I?

- [Vic] Once they see
themselves in the mirror,

they'll have to make up
a character on the spot

and then sit down with me
for an improvised interview.

This is "Very Important People."

- That's crazy. (laughs)

(lively jazz music)

I'm nervous as shit. (chuckles)

(laughs) Yo, hold up.

I'm a big-ass "Toy Story." (chuckles)

Oh, shit, this is actually dope.

This is my childhood dream, son.

Can I wear this home?

Hey, yo, I got an ass, though.

That's crazy.

Just space ass. (laughs)

I've been in space a long
time, baby. (chuckles)

That's why I lost my wife.

I was never married.

I be lying. (laughs)

I'm here to save your planet.

But after being here for a while,

(suit clacking)

let it be done.

I'm the only other Black robot.

Turns out racism still exists
even when you're plastic.

I was trying to do an open
mic on Jupiter. (chuckles)

It's not solid.

(suit clattering)

They call me Jukebox.

That's right, baby,

'cause I keep the music going
as I blast alien ass. (laughs)

(chimes ringing)

(air whooshing)
(cheery jazz music)

(camera shutter clicking)

- Okay, I'm just gonna...

We all have a story to tell.

And sometimes those stories need

to be shared with the world.

Good evening.

I'm Vic Michaelis back
with another edition

of "Very Important People."

Please, introduce yourself.

- My name is Jukebox.

(electronics chirping)
(funky jazz music)

I'm an intergalactic
warrior from the year 4055.

But I am a time traveler,
so I guess where I'm from

and what time I'm from

does not matter.
(button clicking)

One second.
(suit whirring)

- Okay, oh.
- Just gotta...

One second.

So how are you? You good?

- Like an elevator.

- There.
- Oh. (laughs)

- Hey.
- Well, Jukebox,

thank you so much for joining us here.

- Oh.
- It was quite hard to get you

on the show today.

- I was actually in the middle

of a battle with the chicarras.

I know you don't know what they are,

but they're like real big
cicadas with big ole booties.

- Okay.

- And the booties are venomous.

- Well, that's interesting.

(Jukebox laughs)

- So you just arrived on
Earth somewhat recently?

- Yes, I came to warn you guys

that there's a huge war coming. (chuckles)

Nothing new to you.

- Well, there's war sort of in the planet.

Here, sort of in Los Angeles,

we don't get war here very often.

- I don't know, I saw 70
STD billboards on my way in.

Seems like a war is in your pants.

- Well, you know,
(Jukebox laughs)

we just sorta call that normal.

You know, that's sort of
just our day-to-day life.

Sometimes the streamers sort of...

Do you know streamers?

- Streamers?

Oh, yes.

When you shoot an alien's chest

and his butt streams across the sky.

- So it's a little different here.

It's like sort of we have
like you put TV shows

and they're online.

- Oh.

- Sometimes they're like, "We
want the 'Friends' catalog."

And the other one's like,

"Well, we want the 'Friends' catalog."

- (laughs) Friends.

All mine died in the war.

- Right.

- See, the thing about war is
you lose some, you win some.

And as far as me and my platoon,

we are the Cleveland Browns of space war.

- What do you mean by that?

- I mean, we win, but not often.

- I see.

So pre-war, what is your Earth like

on the day-to-day?
(Jukebox laughs)

- Pre-war.

- Oh.

(Jukebox laughs)

- Oh. (laughs)

- Every day, someone dies.

- It's kinda like here. (chuckles)

(Jukebox laughs)

- I don't know if that's the right emotion

for what we're talking about.

I haven't updated my program of emotions.

- Seems like you need an iOS update.

You got Apple in your planet? (chuckles)

- Yeah.

Do you have a charger?

- Uh, yeah, I think we
got a phone charger.

- Cool 'cause I might shut down

in the middle of this interview.

- You use a, (chuckles)
use an iPhone charger?

- You would think.

We have spaceships.

- Sure.
- We have sea ships.

- Mm-hmm.

- And we have gigantic
army men all charged

from a Apple charger.

- Can I be honest with you?

- [Jukebox] Uh-huh.

- I'm sort of looking at this suit.

- Yes.

- From afar, I mean, tough.

- Really awesome from afar.
- Strong.

And then I'm looking and it's just,

it looks like it could
fall apart in the wind.

- I've been in 1,000 wars for a millennia

and I feel every bump and every hit.

- Okay, but how did your war get started?

- Our president-

- Sure.
- He's a duck.

He was...
(Vic chuckles)

(both laughing)
(crew laughing)

(test tone beeps)
(mellow music)

He was getting some coffee in a cafe,

and a man said, "Get that
damn duck out of this cafe."

He had no idea that ducks exist

and are allowed to be in a cafe.

- He had no idea that ducks existed

and allowed to be in a cafe,

but presumably, this
duck ran for president

in the first place.

- And won.

And won.
- Won.

- Against a human man.

- Right.

- (chuckles) Crazy.

- So it is crazy that a
duck would be president,

even in your world.

- Absolutely.

Who votes for a duck?

- You voted for this duck?

- Oh, my God, his policies.

- What are his policies?

- Oh, free everything.

- That seems terrible for the economy.

- Oh, it crashed immediately.

(Vic laughs)

Turns out a duck has no
business running a country.

- So this duck runs for president.

- Yes.

- The economy falls apart immediately.

- Absolutely.

- And I'm assuming that
is when the war begins.

- The war began immediately
between animals, human beings.

- What side of the war are you on?

'Cause, I'm sorry if this is offensive

or insensitive in any way,

you look to sort of be partially a robot

or maybe some sort of a machine.

- Oh, this is a very sensitive topic.

- And I apologize.

- That I'd like to dive in head first.

- Okay.

- I'm human and robot.

- Oh.
- I'm half and half,

all robot.
- Robot.

- Some human.

Not in the places

I want to be.
- All robot, some human.

What do you mean by that?

- My heart.

- You have a robot heart.

- My heart is robotic

and it beats to the sound
of rhythm and blues.

- We actually have one of
your echocardiograms here,

if we can take a listen at that.

(mellow pop music)

(mellow pop music continues)

I mean, that's catchy.

- I go to bed every night blessed.

- So with a nation at war,

prior to you coming here to warn us

to not make the same mistakes-

- Yes.

- What did your day-to-day look like?

You know what I mean?

You wake up in the morning.

- When I wake up in the morning,
I would wash my spaceship,

zip it around the universe.

- So you have a spaceship.

- It's a 99.

- What does that mean to you?

'Cause sort of here on earth, like a '99,

that would be, what,
a 26, 25-year-old car.

- No, no, it was the 99th car they made.

- I see.

- But then I also have little,

I have little jet packs on
here that don't work well.

- They're so small.

They don't look like they can
support human body weight.

- (chuckles) Fuck you.

- Okay. (chuckles)

Maybe some programming,
some faulty wiring,

right?
- Yes.

- 'Cause it sounded
(Jukebox laughs)

like you said fuck you,

and I also don't know
what that means for you.

But for us, that's sort of
like a mean thing to say.

- Oh, it means, hey.
(Vic chuckles)

- Okay.

Well, hey, that's kinda nice, so fuck you.

(both laughing)

Fuck you.

- Fuck you.
- Fuck you.

- Fuck you.
- Hey, that's sort of fun.

I like that.

Fuck you.

- Fuck you.

I've been getting into fights all morning.

- So you did get to see some
other stuff before you came

in the studio here today.
- Oh, yes.

I landed in (blows
raspberries) New Mexico.

- That's far from here.

- I was disappointed.

I was looking for Old Mexico.

- Well, so that's sort of Southwest.

It's sort of complicated.

Mexico sort of was the whole general area,

and then sort of the United States-

- Stole it. (chuckles)
- Stole it, yeah.

- I love to steal.

- You love to steal?

- Hearts.

- Oh, you love to steal hearts.

- 'Cause I want a human heart.
(dial tone beeping)

- Right.

Okay, I'm hearing, it sounds sort of

like an AOL dial-up tone.
(modem buzzing)

- Oh, yes, my suit is, it's running on E.

- Like empty.

- Yeah.
- So in our world,

that's sort of like you're out of gas.

- I'm out of...

I'm out of, out of, out of,

out of.
- Okay.

So do we have a charger?
- Out of.

I'm just playing.

- Okay.
- But no, really, it's dying.

- What kind of charger do you take?

You said iPhone.
- Oh, iPhone 14.

- An iPhone 14 specifically?

- I think they changed it

at 15.
- Okay.

Hey, our planet, too.

So that's... (chuckles)
(Jukebox laughs)

We got that in common.

So if you wanna...
(button clicks)

Can I help you in...
(suit whirring)

- Uh, it just takes a little time.

- Okay.

Well, and I will find

my charger maybe here.
- Yup. (sighs)

I'm not old.

- Ah, okay.
- I just move like it.

- [Vic] Here we are, so
just sort of right in here.

- You're not gonna like this part.

- Okay, okay.

- All righty then. (sighs)
- So okay, go.

- There it is.
- Oh, and so just in the ass.

Here we go.

And don't even worry about it.

I got it.

- You don't have people
to move stuff like that?

- Well, I do, and sort
of they love helping me,

but I think they're on break.

So we're gonna... (chuckles)
- Oh.

- What is your station?

What is your rank here?

- I'm a captain due to survival.

There were captains before me,
but they were all destroyed.

- You sort of built your
way up the ranks here

and you made it to captain.

- At this point, well, (chuckles)

we got anybody to fight the wars.

So it could be just, eh, two guys

not doing much in the community.

- That sounds like kids. (chuckles)

- (chuckles) Yeah.

(Vic chuckles)

I mean, where do you get your shoes from?

- It's a good point.
(Jukebox chuckles)

These ones are sort of an ethical
is what I say about these.

- What are those shoes made out of?

- Fake leather probably.

- Ah, leather.
- I don't know.

Somebody bought them.
(Jukebox laughs)

So you're clearly very busy at home,

yet you've taken the time to come here

and warn us about an imminent war.

- I came to warn you about the war,

but more importantly, I came to warn you

that I'm not going to help.

- Then why did you come and
warn us in the first place?

- Being at home sucks.

I had to get out the house.

My children, they're humongous now.

- You have children?

And it sounds like they just grew up.

- Ah, done.
(suit chiming)

(suit whirring)

Whew.

- [Vic] Okay, you are being
so fast now. (chuckles)

- Oh, Jukebox is back.
- Oh.

Okay, whoa, hey. (chuckles)
(suit whirring)

I didn't realize you could,
we dance on a full charge.

Me, too.

I get a coffee and I
just start doing this.

- Oh, I like that dance.

- Yeah.
- What is that?

- That one?
- What is that?

- Well, you're doing it
kind of in a weird way.

I do it, it's more like,
you know. (chuckles)

- Oh, that's nice.

This is how I punch two little guys

who won't pick my guns up.

- Oh, and I wouldn't do that.

I-
- Oh, okay.

- I would never punch anybody.

- Well, I don't know how
you'd win hand-to-hand combat.

- You've come to warn us of a war,

but you will not be helping
because you're tired?

- I'm exhausted.

I honestly don't win
enough to keep this going.

Bones are getting tired.

Every time I move, my suit farts.

There's just a lot of old
things happening to me

and I'm just tired.

- You're ready to retire.

- I am ready to hang up the jersey.

- How far from retirement are you?

- It's really depends on if
I'll get this job at Tesla.

- You're applying for a job at Tesla

as a robot?
- Yes.

- The only robots that I can think of

that they have at Tesla that
sort of look like you look

are crash test dummies.

(Jukebox laughs)

- That is so sad what you just said.

I really need to update my emotions.

- Yeah.

- I'm angry.

- Oh, I'm...
(Jukebox laughs)

Hey, you know what? I
think I got a good idea.

I got a good idea

and something that I
think is gonna maybe, ha,

calm down the situation
here, and that is a gift.

I got a gift for ya.

So if we can go ahead and
get a PA to bring that in.

- Am I dying today?

Oh, my plan is we only
give gifts when one dies.

- On our planet, we give gifts

for lots of different occasions,

like for being a guest on our show.

- Oh, that's very kind.

- So think of this as a pre-dying gift.

So this is your first gift.

- Oh, thank you so much.
- Go ahead and open it up.

(bag rustling)

(bag thuds)

(bag rustling)

Chompsky's potato chip,
(lighthearted music)

America's crispiest,
heartiest, tastiest chip.

- Oh, wow.

It has no flavor.

You can tell.

- No, it does have flavor.

It's salt.

(Jukebox laughs)

I can't get enough of
Chompsky's potato chips.

Oh.

Are you getting any in there?

Can I-
- Huh?

- Do you want some... (chuckles)

Okay, so we're sort of missing the...

(chips rattling)

Okay, so.

- Mm, mm, mm.
- Mm, mm, mm.

Yum, yum, yum.

I love those, too.

And then you can go ahead

and open your second gift.
- Oh!

(Vic chuckles)

(bag rustling)

- Yeah.
(bag thuds)

(tissue rustling)

Now in barbecue.
(lighthearted music)

- Now in barbecue?

Oh, my God.
- Yeah. (chuckles)

- So (indistinct).
- Yeah.

- And you're invited to the barbecue.

- Oh, okay. (chuckles)
(Jukebox chuckles)

I've never been invited
anywhere, so that's kind of fun.

- Well, that's insane.

You're a fine, fine person.

- Do you think so?

- Om, nom, nom, nom, nom.
- Can you taste anything?

- Om, nom. Huh?

- Well, you're just sort
of pouring the bag up,

but you're not getting any chips,

so I just wanted to-
- I'm eating.

Om, nom, nom, nom, nom.
- Well, 'cause you just

charged back there, so I
was wondering if you eat.

- (laughs) I be lying.

- Little lie.

I love a little lie.

That's pretty fun.
(Jukebox laughs)

I was just really, really hoping

you could give me a little
bit more information

on this war happening here.

I feel like we're a little
bit better friends now.

We got chips.

We had that nice moment.

So I was hoping maybe you
could tell me a little bit more

about the war that's happening.

- People always think
aliens come from the sky.

(chuckles) No, no.

They'll come from the ground.

- Can you give me give
me some specific details

about what we can do to prepare for this?

- Well, lock your doors.

- Okay.

- You not good at hand-to-hand combat.

- Well, I did martial
arts for a little bit.

- Thing about these things
is they don't have hands.

- Maybe can you do like
a little demonstration

to sort of show people how to prepare?

- Oh, sure, yes.

- Maybe if we do a little...
(suit whirring)

Sorry, I know it takes
you a while to stand up.

(Jukebox groans)

If we can get a PA to move
the furniture, please.

Thank you so much.

- Assistants.

(mellow music)

He would've been killed in battle.

- My assistants would've
been killed in battle?

- Absolutely.

They move too slow.

- Okay, so here we go.

- You see how quick I was?

You barely saw me move.

(suit clattering)

- It's actually a lot slower
than I thought it was gonna be.

It seems like your gear
is sort of cumbersome.

- Oh, no, no.

That's because we're not
in the heat of the battle.

- Okay.
- When the emotions are going.

- Right.

- You.
(suit clattering)

That's how you kill one of them.

- Just.
- Oh, yes.

'Cause they don't look down.

They just look around.

(suit clattering)

- So I'm not gonna lie.

Basically, everything you're doing

seems pretty accessible to me.

- Oh, really?

You think you could do what I can do?

Is that what you're saying to me?

- Well, I think it seems kinda-

- You think you could be Jukebox?

That's what you're saying to me?

Oh, you think you can do that?
(suit clattering)

(palms slap)

Oh, shit.

The pleather warrior, huh?

- So a bug comes crawling up.

- All right, don't look at it.

That's the main thing.

You can't look at it.

You have to be-
- Okay, so the bug is here.

- You have to, I don't even see a...

Ah!
(suit clattering)

(chuckles) You see that?

- The trip?

- It wasn't a trip.
- Well, you looked

like you tripped.
- Eh. (chuckles)

It wasn't a trip.

- You said, "Ow."

- No, that was how I attack.

Ha kiya!
(suit clattering)

You see how I did it?
- That looks so painful.

You're falling apart.

- That's why all my friends are dead.

- Hey, I get it.

When you're working,
it's hard to meet people.

- Yeah, I mean, you get to
meet people all the time.

- Oh, you would think.

No, they sort of come in,

and then they go back to their trailer.

And I knock, knock, knock.

And then I sorta say, "Hey."

- Oh.
- "I was wondering

if you wanted to hang for a little bit."

And usually, they say,
"Oh, like, you know,

I'm busy or whatever.

I'm on the phone."

And then they hang up, I
sorta peek in their window,

and they're not on the phone.

- That's bullshit.

- Thank you.
- I would never do you

like that.

Mostly because I don't have a phone.

- Okay.

- What's so interesting to me

is that you have trailers, too.

We also have trailers.

- Do you?

- Yes, very violent bugs
that beat you to a pulp,

and drag you around the forest,

and leave trails all over the place.

- Do you have like insect
repellent on your planet?

- Oh, do we? (chuckles)

Yes, it's alcohol.

- It's alcohol?

- Yes, it kills them all immediately.

- Okay, so it's sounding
like maybe we can deal

with this immediately by just
spraying some insect repellent

or spraying alcohol on them.

- A liquor. (laughs)

- We got that here.

- Oh, well, you'll be fine.

You'll be fine.

I should've said that from the beginning.

This almost seems like a waste
of time, but I made a friend.

- I made a friend.

- Yeah.
- Why don't we sit down?

How about that?

I got some rapid-fire questions

for you.
- Okay.

- Okay?
- All right.

I like rapid fire.
- Is that gonna be okay?

- Oh.
- Okay.

Okay.
(Jukebox chuckles)

- I'm a breakdancer.

- This is kinda fun.

Okay.
- I'm a breakdancer.

- Okay, me too, me too.
(Jukebox laughs)

- Whoo!

- Do you have sleepovers on your planet?

- Explain.

- Well, it's where people
just like kind of hang out

and sometimes...

Oh, okay, okay, okay.

Sometimes they'll get pillows.

- Oh.
- Tag. (laughs)

- You're it.
- Ow.

- Tag, you're it, you're it,

and they'll sorta go like that.

(Jukebox laughs)

And they'll sorta just like hang out

and have fun with each
other sorta like friends.

- Oh.

No.

- Well, that's something
that we have on this planet,

and I was wondering if maybe
you, we sorta like, you know,

had a little fun.

- Yeah, I would love to.

- Okay. (chuckles)

- Chips.
- Chips, (chuckles) okay.

(mellow music)

Okay, question.
(Jukebox laughs)

What is the most unusual
thing you've eaten?

- A bird.

- What kind of bird?

- It was the war of 20191919.

It was in another galaxy.

- Sure.

- And it was an ostrich.

We became friends.

He could talk

and he was always complaining
about being ostracized.

- Okay.

(both laughing)

- I ate him.

It was not nice of me, but
it was in mid-conversation.

I was hungry.

- Well, after you ate him, I
bet he was light as a feather.

(Jukebox laughs)

(palm thuds)

I don't know what he tastes like.

- And yeah, I guess you charge to eat

so you don't really need to eat.

- No.

That's what makes the story sad.

- Well, hey, we all do crazy things.

- Yeah.

- Have you ever slid into someone's DMs?

Ooh.

- No, but I have taken
over as someone's DMs,

become that person to use

to infiltrate a government system,

shut it down from the inside,

and shut down an entire
nation's financial systems.

- So no.
- No.

- Okay.
- I've never slid in a DM.

- Good, that was an easy one.

- I just war.

- You just war?

- I just war.

- Happens to the best
of us, right, sometimes.

And I sorta get what war
is like for the most part.

I mean, have I been in a physical war?

No.

Did I sort of have like
a contract negotiation

where they said, "You can come back

if you pay us $1,000 an episode,"

and I said, "Okay"?

It's what you do sometimes.

It's sort of showbiz.

Showbiz is kinda complicated like that.

- (laughs) Yes, the exact same.

- Best advice you've ever been given.

- Don't die.

- Who gave you that advice?

- Every general that died.

I'm the only one following the rules.

- You're the only one that
survived and now you're here.

(Jukebox chuckles)

Look at that.

Jukebox, this is a question

that I ask every single one of my guests.

- Oh.

- What is the meaning of life?

- The meaning of life is to live

like you'll never live again.

And then if you wake up
and you're living again,

then you're like, "Huh,
shit, I got more time.

That's amazing.

Maybe today I'll get out of this suit.

Maybe today."

- Do you have an option
to get out of the suit?

- Ah, yes.

Half of me is human, so it's
just trapped in the suit.

- Well, should we try it?

- Oh, I have to leave.

I can't stay on Earth.

- Why?

- Because, like I said,
you're gonna get invaded.

I don't wanna be here when that happens.

- Right, but I mean, it
sounds like we can solve that

with a little bit of alcohol.

So I mean, just stay.

- Yeah, but then I have to
deal with the rest of you.

You know what I mean?

- Oh.
- You guys are in turmoil.

You don't need anyone else from outside.

I mean, (chuckles) look how
they treat aliens already.

- What aliens?
(Jukebox chuckles)

- Any aliens.

You guys don't like differences.

- Okay, well, I guess,
I guess that's true.

So you're leaving?

- Yes.

- I just kinda felt
like we really connected

and my birthday is coming up soon.

- Your birth year is coming up?

- It's a birthday.

We have a birth...

We have a birthday every year.

- Why do you guys short yourselves?

Celebrate every year.

- Well, we do celebrate it every year.

It's just one day every year.

- Oh, the whole year.

- You celebrate-

- Celebrate every year-
- Every year.

- The whole year.

- But then everybody would
be celebrating their birthday

all the time.
- Exactly.

- Right.
- Think how happy

you would be.

- I understand.

- We were drunk for a
long time on my planet.

How do you think a duck became president?

- It's just, well, 'cause I
was thinking about invitations,

and I was like, who am I gonna invite

to my birthday this year?

Jukebox, obviously.

- Really?

- Yeah. (chuckles)

I mean, this, and then we talked about

how you said you were my friend,

and I was like, "Thank you.

You as well." (chuckles)

- Oh, my God.

- And I'm like, I would
go to your trailer,

and we'd hang out and
then turn on a movie,

and you'd be like, "Not that movie."

And I'd be like, "Okay,
let's just sit and talk."

And we'd talk for hours.

And so I'm like, who else
would I do that with?

And there's people, right?

And I'm thinking, and I
was like, my mom said no.

And then I was thinking.

I was looking at my stepdaughter, Bianca,

and probably not her.

And I was thinking, who
else would I invite?

And so your friends are
dead and mine didn't exist.

And so it's like, which one is worse?

- Oh.

Well, I would say them not existing,

but-
- Right.

- I would love to have a
friend that doesn't die.

- I would love that, too, but
you said you have to leave.

- Or I could stay a couple days.

- Really?
- Yes.

- I have an idea.

Can we go to the Great Wolf Lodge?

- Where?

- It's an indoor water park.

- Okay.

- So when I was 12, we were
gonna go to the Great Wolf Lodge

for my birthday one year.

And there was this whole thing where some

of the girls in class
(tender music)

were like, "Oh, oh, well, I'll come."

And then my twin sister, she
was very popular at the time,

and so she was like, "Oh, well, yeah,

I'll get all my friends to come."

And then I showed up and
it was just me and my mom,

and so we ended up having to leave

because if you don't have the 12 people

that you did in the reservation,

then they don't let you stay.

- Well, we should go there.

- We should.
- And I will say this.

Water kills me, but I'll
die in your honor, friend.

- Can I have a hug?

- Absolutely.

- Okay, (laughs) okay.
- One second.

(suit whirring)
(Jukebox groans)

- Okay, here we go.

Okay.

(tender music continues)

Okay. (chuckles)

(suit creaking)

Okay. (chuckles)

- My friend.

- [Vic] My friend.

This is so nice.

- I feel like this would feel so amazing.

- [Vic] Oh, it does, it does.

- Yeah.
- I wasn't ready

for it to be over.

- I, oh.
(suit warbling)

- What's going on? (chuckles)
(upbeat music)

- It's my heart.

It's beating at a different genre.

Oh.
(suit chirping)

It's breaking down a little bit.

- Well, it's not breaking down.

I mean, listen to that sound.

It's like a samba.

- Ah, no.
- It's kinda fun, right?

- I, I-
? Da da, da da da da ?

- I know what you're thinking.
- It's good.

Hey, hey, hey.

You're okay, you're okay.

- Oh, I don't think so.

But you can carry on my,

my message about-

- Just there.
- The, about the bugs.

You remember the slam?

- I think we figured out the bugs.

- Okay.
- Yeah.

(suit warbling)
(Jukebox laughs)

- Hey, you're okay.

You're...

Come on, hey, hey.

No, no, no.

Hold on.

(suit warbling)

- I had always wanted

to do a fake death.
- Okay.

Ah. (laughs)
(Jukebox laughs)

- I am dying for real, though, bye.

- What?

No, no, no, no, no, no.

'Cause we just became friends.

He's not my only friend.

That was a joke that I
said earlier, but he's...

(finger thudding)

(Vic clears throat)

(Vic sighs)

That's all the time we have.

I'm Vic Michaelis reminding
you to be true to yourself

unless you'd rather be somebody else.

Goodnight.

(cheery jazz music)

(Vic chuckles)

(Vic clears throat)

(cheery jazz music continues)

(cheery jazz music continues)

(cheery jazz music continues)

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