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Hank, what are you
doin' there, bud?
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Oh Mark deli-gated
the signs to me.
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The hell Mark?
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I told you to add
one sign that says
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"Fourth of July Baloney Sale."
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Nobody cares about baloney, Dad.
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I like baloney.
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It's like eating slices
from a giant hot dog.
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Yeah, Hank gets it.
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Our brand is quality,
not gimmicks.
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I'm telling you Dad,
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you're leaving
money on the table.
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Yeah, by paying
you to dick around.
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Did you prep the fixings?
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Nah, I delegated it to Hank.
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Hank, did you prep the fixings?
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Uh. Not yet.
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Mark had me drive to Vineland
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to pick up the liquid nitrogen.
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Liquid nitrogen?
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What'd you do?
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What the?
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Yo, how phat is that?
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Frickin' Derpin Dots machine!
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How much did this
monstrosity cost?
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I'm telling you,
man, in the future,
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everybody's gonna be eating
futuristic ice cream.
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I'm gonna ask you one more time:
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How much did this cost?
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Sixteen thousand dollars.
That's it.
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�Sixteen Thous-- �!?
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How!?!?
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Where did you ev--
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You better return
that thing right now!
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You know Dad, it wouldn't
hurt to at least say
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you're proud of your son
for setting up a liquid
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nitrogen thermal
chamber by himself
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without even reading
the instructions.
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What the hell--
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Ah!
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Damnit Dad.
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I'm gonna kill you.
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How the hell are we
gonna pay for this?
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Well I just so happen
to be in the process of
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10x-ing our savings so.
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What does that mean?
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What did you do?
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Yeah, let's just say I did
a little... re-allocating.
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I'm about to
re-allocate your ass!
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Dad, chill okay.
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All I did was reinvest
in a low risk,
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high yield
"soft asset speculation."
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What does that mean, Marcus!?
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Check the store room.
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Thank me later.
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Y-y-you liquidated our savings
to buy stuffed animals?
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Yo these aren't just
stuffed animals, Dad.
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These are Teenie Floofs,
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highly sought
after collectibles.
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Woah woah woah Dad come on!
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That was a limited
edition Misty the Unicorn.
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That alone cost $2700.
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Twenty se--?!
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[gasping]
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That's it. You're fired.
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What?! How are you
gonna fire your own son?
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Because all you do
is cockamamie stunts.
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You don't do any real work.
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You just delegate
to your brother.
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Pfft, yo that's ridiculous.
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Now would ya call 9-1-1?
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I think I'm having
a heart attack.
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I got you, Dad.
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Hank, call 9-1-1.
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[?????]
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? Well, I used to work
at a hot dog factory. ?
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? Until them
robots came along. ?
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? And now
there is no job for me ?
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? But I get 3,000
bucks a month ?
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? Thanks to UBI
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? Now we're
Universal Basic Guys. ?
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? It may not
sound like much. ?
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? But we're
still gonna try ?
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? We're just
Universal Basic Guys ?
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Ugh. It's truly
the end of summer
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when the ol' water
ice shoppe shuts down.
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You'll live.
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Andrea, this place
is a treasure.
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It's one of the few perks
of living in South Jersey.
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I bet our Humantis robots
could easily make this stuff.
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How dare you?
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Barry is a master craftsman.
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It's like getting
sushi made by Jiro
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or a macaron made by
Pierre Desfontaines.
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It's just sugar and water David.
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Probably why half this
town has diabetes.
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[screeching]
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[crash]
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Hey, Mark.
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'Sup guys.
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Ah crap. Come onnnn.
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Ugh. Why does this stupid
place have to close
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for the whole season?
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It's ridiculous.
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Hey yo! Yo!
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Yo! Please!
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Gary, just look at him.
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No.
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Oh come on, poor guy just wants
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one last little ole'
water ice for the season.
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What's the big deal?
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Barry! What the heck!?
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What can I do you for?
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Thanks so much dude.
Really appreciate it.
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Let me get a...uh...
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five gallon tub of the
chocolate peanut butter cup.
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Um...
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No. It's a slippery slope.
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It's just one tub, Gary.
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Gotta agree with
Barry on this one.
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Uh excuse me?
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Why do you need a five
gallon tub so bad anyway?
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I gotta stock up for the winter.
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You know, since you guys are
closed for fricken six months.
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I don't know what you
guys are thinking,
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you know you're leaving
money on the table.
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No it's not about the money.
I know my brother.
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Well I know business.
And what I see right here is
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the next fricken Wolfgang Puck,
but of water ice.
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You gotta let this
dude spread his wings.
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You hear that, Gary?
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Somebody sees my potential.
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I'm doing this for you!
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You're a delicate
little butterfly
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that needs to be protected.
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Don't you patronize me.
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Maybe I want to spread my wings!
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Maybe I want to make this
man a tub of water ice!
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Yeah now that's what
I'm talking about!
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Oh you'd better not.
We just cleaned those machines.
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Oh no. I broke one of Gary's
precious "rules."
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If you turn that thing on,
I am done.
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You can go "spread your wings"
with this ding-dong.
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Woah there. I got news for you.
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This "ding-dong" could make
more money over the winter
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than you could make all summer.
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Okay, yeah. My butt.
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Listen Barry,
you really want to be
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on your deathbed thinking,
what would my life look like
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if I'd said "Yes"
to making that tub?
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C'mon Bar.
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Don't be stupid.
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Oh yeaaah. Let's go!
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Not only did I get the tub,
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the place is now gonna
be open all year round.
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Woah! How'd you manage that?
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Oh I'll tell you
how I managed that.
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You bought a hat?
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No Tam.
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I'm their new business
manager, baby!
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Oh. Wow.
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You sure you're, uh...
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qualified to run a
business like that?
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Pfft absolutely.
I got tons of experience
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in the family
restaurant business.
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Yeah...
and how'd that turn out?
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You gotta think
of the perks, Tam.
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Not only do we get
unlimited water ice,
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but if you have any
feedback or ideas,
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I'm all ears.
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You know, I've always thought
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the chocolate chip ratio
was a little off...
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If only you knew the manager...
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[laughter]
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So obviously,
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you're gonna handle product
development and production,
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while I focus on ideation,
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long term strategy
and promotions.
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You're the engine.
I'm the GPS.
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Now what about
inventory and accounting
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and all the other
stuff that Gary did?
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Yeah so that now falls
under your vertical.
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Well he also kept
the kitchen organized
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and cleaned the bathroom.
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Maybe you could help
with some of that?
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Totally hear you, Bar.
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I can absolutely help with that.
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Okay Hank. So you've got
the most important job
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in the whole place.
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President?
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No.
You clean the bathrooms.
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Oh.
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Let me tell you,
the first thing people
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judge a restaurant by
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is how clean their
bathrooms are.
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You could be the
fricken French Laundry
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but if you got skid
marks on the toilet,
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forget it.
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Woah. That's a serious
responsibility.
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Sure is, pal.
Can we entrust you
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to be the guardian
of the throne?
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It would be my honor.
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Also, Hank,
bathroom's for customers only.
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We've had some problems
with the homeless people
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camping out in there, so.
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Got it.
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Hello.
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Hey, would it be cool
if I use the bathroom?
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Oh, uh,
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the bathrooms are
for customers only.
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Are you gonna buy water ice?
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Uh...yeah.
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Oh. Okay then.
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So I'm thinking we could
convert the store closet
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into an upscale
speakeasy offering, like,
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high-end custom
water-ice cocktails.
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What do you think of that?
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Uhhh... I should
really get started
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on today's batches.
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Bar, you gotta make
time for blue-skying.
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If you're always
focused on today,
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you're never cooking
up tomorrow's big idea.
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Hm.
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Oh you know what,
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I have always flirted
with the idea of doing
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a seasonal pumpkin flavor,
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of course Gary always said no.
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Mm, pumpkin spice.
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I love it Bar.
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Or no...just pumpkin.
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No spices.
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Ah whatever.
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Go make it happen!
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Go create baby!
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Oh boy. Okay.
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Well this is exciting!
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Yo yo.
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Got some good news.
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You know James "Jelly" Martin?
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The influencer guy who
does those dessert reviews?
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Bingo.
He's gonna be doing a
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review of your new flavor.
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How bout that?
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Well that's amazing!
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Yep. He's gonna
pop by on Friday.
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Woah.
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Well that's in two days!
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I won't be ready by then.
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I...I just started
experimenting.
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Barry, did you ever hear the
story about how Gordon Ramsay
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became the best
chef in the world?
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I mean,
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I don't know
if he's the best chef
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in the world, but.
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He outworks all the other guys.
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It's all about the grindset.
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If you wanna take things
to the next level,
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you gotta put in the hours, dude
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You're right.
I got this.
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Yo, there we go.
That's the spirit.
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Okay I'm heading out.
Have a good one!
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[whistling]
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- Occupied.
264
00:08:04,222 --> 00:08:06,159
Oh, we're actually closed now.
265
00:08:06,226 --> 00:08:09,299
- Okay well, I'll just let
myself out when I'm done.
266
00:08:09,366 --> 00:08:10,669
Well it's just, you know,
267
00:08:10,836 --> 00:08:13,040
if you don't buy water ice,
you can't use the bathroom so.
268
00:08:13,040 --> 00:08:15,812
- Okay, well,
I bought water ice.
269
00:08:15,812 --> 00:08:17,783
Oh, you got a receipt that
I could
270
00:08:17,783 --> 00:08:19,419
just take a look at real quick?
271
00:08:19,419 --> 00:08:21,958
- No.
I bought it a long time ago.
272
00:08:21,958 --> 00:08:22,593
Oh.
273
00:08:23,193 --> 00:08:25,532
- Yeah once you're a customer,
you're a customer forever.
274
00:08:25,532 --> 00:08:27,102
- Everyone knows that.
275
00:08:27,102 --> 00:08:28,270
Oh. Okay.
276
00:08:29,974 --> 00:08:34,716
[classical music]
277
00:09:07,315 --> 00:09:08,618
Yo, today's the big day.
278
00:09:08,685 --> 00:09:10,020
How we feeling, bud?
279
00:09:10,455 --> 00:09:11,457
I did it.
280
00:09:11,558 --> 00:09:12,559
[groans]
281
00:09:12,559 --> 00:09:14,830
Oh baby. Yo, I gotta hit this.
282
00:09:16,701 --> 00:09:18,137
Not bad. Not bad.
283
00:09:18,137 --> 00:09:19,707
Could maybe use a
little more spice,
284
00:09:19,707 --> 00:09:21,142
but nice work, Bar.
285
00:09:21,578 --> 00:09:23,781
[snoring]
286
00:09:25,017 --> 00:09:26,888
[cash register chime]
Oh my god. Is Jelly...
287
00:09:26,888 --> 00:09:27,889
what time is Jelly coming?
288
00:09:27,889 --> 00:09:29,492
Oh he left about two hours ago.
289
00:09:29,492 --> 00:09:31,430
Wait what!?
Why didn't you wake me?
290
00:09:31,597 --> 00:09:32,398
You were taking a power nap.
291
00:09:32,566 --> 00:09:34,302
Sleep is crucial to
the creative process,
292
00:09:34,302 --> 00:09:35,437
I didn't want to disturb you.
293
00:09:35,437 --> 00:09:35,972
But I...
294
00:09:36,106 --> 00:09:37,475
[text message]
did he...?
295
00:09:37,475 --> 00:09:38,744
Oh boy.
He just posted a review.
296
00:09:38,744 --> 00:09:39,412
Check it out.
297
00:09:39,412 --> 00:09:40,915
Hey! I'm here at Glantontown's
298
00:09:40,982 --> 00:09:42,753
famous "Barry's Water Ice"
299
00:09:42,753 --> 00:09:44,488
with the shop's
creative visionary,
300
00:09:44,488 --> 00:09:45,726
Mark Hoagies.
301
00:09:45,726 --> 00:09:47,294
So we've been working
'round-the-clock
302
00:09:47,294 --> 00:09:50,067
on the shop's first
new flavor in decades:
303
00:09:50,067 --> 00:09:51,503
Pumpkin Spice!
304
00:09:51,503 --> 00:09:52,673
Well it's not pumpkin spice.
305
00:09:52,740 --> 00:09:53,875
- Shhh! Just watch.
306
00:09:53,875 --> 00:09:56,614
Mmmm. Not bad.
Not bad at all.
307
00:09:56,614 --> 00:09:59,118
I'm going 8.7.
308
00:09:59,386 --> 00:10:00,922
8.7
309
00:10:01,055 --> 00:10:03,828
Wow. That's a really
high rating for him!
310
00:10:03,895 --> 00:10:06,032
I know right!?
Okay watch.
311
00:10:06,032 --> 00:10:06,901
Thanks Jelly.
312
00:10:06,901 --> 00:10:08,772
Just want to tell
everyone to come on down
313
00:10:08,772 --> 00:10:11,644
to Barry's Water Ice in
Glantontown this Sunday
314
00:10:11,644 --> 00:10:14,349
for �Free Pumpkin
Spice Water Ice Day! �
315
00:10:14,349 --> 00:10:15,585
Free water ice day?
316
00:10:15,585 --> 00:10:17,857
This guy has like a
million followers Mark!
317
00:10:17,857 --> 00:10:19,793
I know! It's great, right?
318
00:10:23,534 --> 00:10:24,703
Oh no. Oh boy.
319
00:10:24,703 --> 00:10:28,043
Mark, you advertised free water
ice to millions of people.
320
00:10:28,043 --> 00:10:30,715
You need to run these
kind of promotions by me!
321
00:10:30,782 --> 00:10:32,919
Barry, we either grow or we die.
322
00:10:32,919 --> 00:10:35,258
Don't you want to show Gary
that he was holding you back?
323
00:10:35,258 --> 00:10:36,193
There is just no way
324
00:10:36,193 --> 00:10:38,464
I can make that much
water ice by Sunday!
325
00:10:38,464 --> 00:10:40,201
I make every batch by hand!
326
00:10:40,201 --> 00:10:43,575
Well then it sounds like what
you need is more hands...
327
00:10:43,642 --> 00:10:47,181
Barry, I want you to
meet our new VP team!
328
00:10:47,181 --> 00:10:49,953
First up I want to introduce
you to David Jinglebells.
329
00:10:49,953 --> 00:10:52,827
You might know me as
the guy who always tips.
330
00:10:52,827 --> 00:10:55,064
David here will be our
new Executive Sous Chef,
331
00:10:55,064 --> 00:10:57,402
supporting you with whatever
you need in the kitchen.
332
00:10:57,402 --> 00:10:58,839
I'm merely a sponge
333
00:10:58,839 --> 00:11:01,276
ready to soak in
your culinary genius.
334
00:11:01,276 --> 00:11:03,280
Oh...uh...thank you.
335
00:11:03,280 --> 00:11:04,449
And this is Tammy,
336
00:11:04,449 --> 00:11:06,019
our new VP of product.
337
00:11:06,019 --> 00:11:08,123
I thought I was in
charge of product.
338
00:11:08,123 --> 00:11:08,925
100%.
339
00:11:09,058 --> 00:11:10,629
She's just here to
support your vision bud.
340
00:11:10,629 --> 00:11:12,432
As a lifelong
water ice consumer,
341
00:11:12,432 --> 00:11:13,668
Tammy has a refined palate
342
00:11:13,668 --> 00:11:15,438
and can provide
valuable insights
343
00:11:15,504 --> 00:11:17,242
from a consumer perspective.
344
00:11:17,242 --> 00:11:19,045
Isn't she your wife?
345
00:11:19,045 --> 00:11:21,249
Like I said,
she has great taste.
346
00:11:22,318 --> 00:11:23,120
And this here is Darren,
347
00:11:23,287 --> 00:11:26,126
our new Associate VP
of Customer Relations.
348
00:11:26,126 --> 00:11:27,796
Darren here not
only brings a bit of
349
00:11:27,796 --> 00:11:29,499
much-needed diversity
to the shop,
350
00:11:29,499 --> 00:11:32,939
but his youthful exuberance can
help us tap into a younger demo.
351
00:11:32,939 --> 00:11:36,513
You gave a VP title
to a fifteen year old?
352
00:11:36,580 --> 00:11:37,616
He's sixteen actually.
353
00:11:37,616 --> 00:11:38,450
- Fourteen.
354
00:11:38,516 --> 00:11:39,385
Well listen,
355
00:11:39,720 --> 00:11:41,690
as long as you have
passion for water ice,
356
00:11:41,690 --> 00:11:42,726
you'll be fine.
357
00:11:42,726 --> 00:11:43,227
I don't.
358
00:11:43,895 --> 00:11:47,401
Uh. So my boss said that you
aren't a customer forever,
359
00:11:47,401 --> 00:11:49,472
and that if you're not
gonna buy water ice,
360
00:11:49,539 --> 00:11:50,843
you gotta leave. I'm sorry.
361
00:11:50,843 --> 00:11:51,978
- He said that, eh?
362
00:11:52,045 --> 00:11:54,850
- News to me.
Well, okay.
363
00:11:54,984 --> 00:11:58,090
- Ah... I guess I'll have to
buy some �More � water ice.
364
00:11:58,090 --> 00:11:59,727
- Can I borrow four dollars?
365
00:11:59,727 --> 00:12:00,596
Uh...
366
00:12:00,596 --> 00:12:02,365
- I'm good for it I swear.
367
00:12:02,365 --> 00:12:03,868
Okay, sure.
368
00:12:04,369 --> 00:12:05,370
Here you go.
369
00:12:06,608 --> 00:12:07,375
- Thanks.
370
00:12:07,910 --> 00:12:10,782
- Okay, here, can you bring me
a small water ice?
371
00:12:10,782 --> 00:12:11,884
You got it.
372
00:12:12,686 --> 00:12:15,892
Chef, is there a ritual
for hand washing?
373
00:12:15,959 --> 00:12:17,762
I just wash them
when they're dirty.
374
00:12:17,762 --> 00:12:18,898
Ah, brilliant.
375
00:12:18,898 --> 00:12:19,800
I was thinking
376
00:12:19,800 --> 00:12:22,138
a peppermint eggnog
flavor could be fun.
377
00:12:22,138 --> 00:12:24,141
Okay before we get
into new flavors,
378
00:12:24,141 --> 00:12:26,346
I need help with
the basic flavors.
379
00:12:26,346 --> 00:12:27,514
First up,
380
00:12:28,149 --> 00:12:29,653
chocolate peanut butter cup.
381
00:12:29,653 --> 00:12:31,323
Okay.
Cup of cocoa powder,
382
00:12:31,323 --> 00:12:33,026
four heaping scoops
of peanut butter--
383
00:12:33,093 --> 00:12:35,030
You should probably
use an electric mixer.
384
00:12:35,030 --> 00:12:35,899
It'd be a lot easier.
385
00:12:36,233 --> 00:12:38,270
No no no. The key to the
textural balance
386
00:12:38,270 --> 00:12:39,405
is mixing by hand.
387
00:12:39,405 --> 00:12:40,140
Ugh I love it.
388
00:12:40,241 --> 00:12:42,344
Like the old
vignerons of Burgundy.
389
00:12:42,344 --> 00:12:46,019
Oh and what is the intention
behind choosing a wooden spoon
390
00:12:46,019 --> 00:12:47,722
over say, a metal spoon?
391
00:12:47,722 --> 00:12:49,760
To add notes of oak
to the flavor profile?
392
00:12:49,927 --> 00:12:52,699
Uh... The metal spoon's
in the dishwasher.
393
00:12:52,699 --> 00:12:53,166
- Ah.
394
00:12:53,266 --> 00:12:54,636
Alright you know what?
395
00:12:54,636 --> 00:12:56,273
You're gonna go prep
the strawberries.
396
00:12:56,808 --> 00:12:59,212
Thank you, chef.
This is a great honor.
397
00:13:00,047 --> 00:13:02,953
Hmm...Yo what's better,
the Tropical Mango
398
00:13:02,953 --> 00:13:04,823
or the Hammonton Blueberry?
399
00:13:04,923 --> 00:13:07,562
Ah... I don't know.
I don't really like water ice.
400
00:13:07,629 --> 00:13:09,132
Excuse me for just one second...
401
00:13:09,198 --> 00:13:09,933
HR! HR!
402
00:13:10,167 --> 00:13:11,937
Can you just act like
you like water ice?
403
00:13:11,937 --> 00:13:12,606
Come on, man.
404
00:13:12,939 --> 00:13:14,943
Oh, you want me to just
lie to the customers?
405
00:13:14,943 --> 00:13:15,946
That's messed up.
406
00:13:15,946 --> 00:13:17,816
One small mango, please.
407
00:13:17,816 --> 00:13:19,887
Hank. You don't have to
pay for water ice.
408
00:13:19,954 --> 00:13:20,622
You work here, bud.
409
00:13:20,756 --> 00:13:22,425
Oh, it's not for
me. It's for Vern.
410
00:13:22,491 --> 00:13:23,093
Vern?
411
00:13:23,093 --> 00:13:24,362
The guy in the bathroom.
412
00:13:24,429 --> 00:13:25,498
[grunts]
413
00:13:25,665 --> 00:13:27,268
- Hey! You got my water ice?
414
00:13:27,268 --> 00:13:29,807
So I was told you gotta pay
for it with your own money.
415
00:13:30,107 --> 00:13:31,009
- Okay listen, Hank.
416
00:13:31,009 --> 00:13:33,347
- I want to buy water
ice, I really do.
417
00:13:33,347 --> 00:13:36,152
- But I've hit kind of
a rough patch in life.
418
00:13:36,219 --> 00:13:38,090
- And you know, I'm working
my way back though.
419
00:13:38,090 --> 00:13:40,227
- In fact, I've been
applying for jobs.
420
00:13:40,227 --> 00:13:42,566
- And I promise you,
the minute I'm back on my feet,
421
00:13:42,566 --> 00:13:44,168
- I'm gonna buy water ice.
422
00:13:44,368 --> 00:13:44,870
- Please?
423
00:13:45,104 --> 00:13:46,740
Oh I'm sorry to hear that, Vern.
424
00:13:46,740 --> 00:13:47,976
Is there anything
I can do to help?
425
00:13:47,976 --> 00:13:48,911
- Actually, yeah.
426
00:13:48,911 --> 00:13:51,382
- I just need a few
things from the kitchen.
427
00:13:51,382 --> 00:13:52,385
No problem.
428
00:13:52,853 --> 00:13:54,289
Oh yeah, completely agree.
429
00:13:54,289 --> 00:13:56,092
Healthcare, Web3
I mean those are growth spaces
430
00:13:56,092 --> 00:13:57,829
that we're definitely exploring.
431
00:13:57,829 --> 00:13:58,496
Oh hey Bar,
432
00:13:58,731 --> 00:14:00,835
I want you to meet
Lil Jawn Dice here.
433
00:14:00,835 --> 00:14:02,972
He's a local influencer
and hip-hop artist.
434
00:14:02,972 --> 00:14:04,341
Little Jaundice?
435
00:14:04,341 --> 00:14:05,578
Nah. Jawn Dice.
436
00:14:05,578 --> 00:14:07,849
Mr. Dice here is actually
interested in a collab:
437
00:14:07,849 --> 00:14:10,220
an exclusive sizzurp flavor drop
438
00:14:10,287 --> 00:14:12,726
for anyone who owns
a Ganja Skunk NFT.
439
00:14:12,726 --> 00:14:14,028
Uh... What?
440
00:14:14,028 --> 00:14:14,697
[Tammy in background]
- Hey Barry!?
441
00:14:15,097 --> 00:14:16,366
[Tammy in background]
- Where's the maple syrup?
442
00:14:16,366 --> 00:14:17,569
Wait maple syrup?
443
00:14:17,569 --> 00:14:19,539
[Tammy in background]
- Never mind! I found it.
444
00:14:19,539 --> 00:14:21,610
Excuse me for just one second.
445
00:14:21,610 --> 00:14:23,346
Oh yeah that's the good stuff.
446
00:14:23,346 --> 00:14:25,017
Um excuse me.
What's all this?!
447
00:14:25,151 --> 00:14:28,023
Experimenting with a new flavor:
maple bacon.
448
00:14:28,023 --> 00:14:30,996
No.
We do not do tacky fad flavors.
449
00:14:30,996 --> 00:14:33,500
We use simple,
fresh ingredients--
450
00:14:33,935 --> 00:14:36,640
--and we mix everything by hand.
451
00:14:37,007 --> 00:14:38,811
What the hell is this!?!?
452
00:14:39,312 --> 00:14:41,382
Oh. Those are all the rejects.
453
00:14:41,382 --> 00:14:41,884
Hold up.
454
00:14:42,084 --> 00:14:43,554
That's all you did in an hour!?
455
00:14:43,554 --> 00:14:46,092
Well, I know you have
such high standards.
456
00:14:46,761 --> 00:14:47,896
Oh my god, alright.
457
00:14:48,329 --> 00:14:50,201
You got this Barry.
Just do it yourself.
458
00:14:50,201 --> 00:14:52,138
- Oh also, I need you
to pick up my medicine
459
00:14:52,205 --> 00:14:54,643
- from my uh...the pharmacist.
460
00:14:55,010 --> 00:14:55,712
Uh yeah, okay.
461
00:14:55,712 --> 00:14:56,313
What in the hell?
462
00:14:56,547 --> 00:14:57,949
- He's right behind
the Burrito Bell
463
00:14:57,949 --> 00:14:59,587
- on Harrison street,
you can't miss him.
464
00:14:59,820 --> 00:15:00,655
[gasp]
465
00:15:00,655 --> 00:15:02,491
Oh my god.
466
00:15:02,491 --> 00:15:03,493
Oh hey, Barry.
467
00:15:04,796 --> 00:15:05,932
Mark we need to--
468
00:15:05,932 --> 00:15:07,368
What the hell are you doing!?
469
00:15:07,368 --> 00:15:08,437
Ice bath.
470
00:15:08,671 --> 00:15:09,472
Why!?
471
00:15:09,640 --> 00:15:11,811
Helps me quickly recover
after a hard day of
472
00:15:11,811 --> 00:15:13,046
thinking about
innovating, you know.
473
00:15:13,046 --> 00:15:15,351
Listen Mark.
There is no fricken way
474
00:15:15,351 --> 00:15:17,656
I'm gonna have enough
water ice ready for Sunday!
475
00:15:17,656 --> 00:15:20,360
Well, let's not make perfect
the enemy of good here, Bar.
476
00:15:20,360 --> 00:15:23,233
Mark, do you understand
that I pride myself
477
00:15:23,300 --> 00:15:26,306
on making the best water
ice in South Jersey?
478
00:15:26,306 --> 00:15:28,377
You have got to
call off this event.
479
00:15:28,377 --> 00:15:30,982
Okay, you're clearly
stressed and overworked here.
480
00:15:30,982 --> 00:15:32,819
Why don't you take
a mental health day?
481
00:15:32,819 --> 00:15:35,190
Go to the Spa.
Reset and recharge.
482
00:15:35,190 --> 00:15:37,327
So you'll call off the
free water ice day?
483
00:15:37,327 --> 00:15:39,365
Don't worry.
I'll handle it.
484
00:15:39,533 --> 00:15:40,535
Thank you.
485
00:15:40,968 --> 00:15:41,637
[knock, knock]
486
00:15:41,970 --> 00:15:44,408
Hey, Vern. Got the
succulents you asked for.
487
00:15:45,979 --> 00:15:47,181
Oh no.
488
00:15:47,916 --> 00:15:49,418
He didn't buy water ice.
489
00:15:49,986 --> 00:15:51,990
[peaceful music]
490
00:15:55,965 --> 00:15:58,671
[party music]
491
00:15:59,172 --> 00:16:00,842
What. The. Hell!?!?
492
00:16:00,842 --> 00:16:01,643
Thank you very much.
493
00:16:01,643 --> 00:16:04,850
Yo! There he is.
Looking rejuvenated.
494
00:16:05,217 --> 00:16:07,523
Hey! You said you
called off this stunt!
495
00:16:07,523 --> 00:16:10,260
No. I said I'd handle it.
And it's handled!
496
00:16:10,260 --> 00:16:10,995
Boom.
497
00:16:11,229 --> 00:16:12,699
Yuck. Tastes like a
cheap scented candle.
498
00:16:12,699 --> 00:16:15,503
Honestly I'd rather just
pay for good water ice.
499
00:16:16,840 --> 00:16:19,145
This is garbage.
Who made this!?
500
00:16:19,145 --> 00:16:21,717
Hey there, Barry!
You feeling refreshed?
501
00:16:21,717 --> 00:16:23,153
[kettle whistling]
Oh my,
502
00:16:23,153 --> 00:16:25,124
[kettle whistling]
503
00:16:25,124 --> 00:16:25,892
[kettle whistling]
oh,
504
00:16:25,892 --> 00:16:26,894
[kettle whistling]
505
00:16:26,894 --> 00:16:27,395
[kettle whistling]
oh my--
506
00:16:27,529 --> 00:16:28,396
[kettle whistling]
Uh,
507
00:16:29,700 --> 00:16:30,902
[thud]
508
00:16:31,202 --> 00:16:34,174
[Mark in background]
- Yo Hank, can you call 9-1-1?
509
00:16:36,279 --> 00:16:38,951
Ugh, it was my strawberries.
I could see it in his eyes.
510
00:16:38,951 --> 00:16:40,721
One of the ones
I prepped was lopsided,
511
00:16:40,788 --> 00:16:41,155
I saw it.
512
00:16:41,924 --> 00:16:43,695
Yeah probably, but don't beat
yourself up about it.
513
00:16:43,795 --> 00:16:44,996
Well, he's not dead.
514
00:16:44,996 --> 00:16:46,165
Oh, thank God.
515
00:16:46,232 --> 00:16:48,538
He had a severe
stress-related heart attack.
516
00:16:48,538 --> 00:16:51,376
Oh, just like Dad!
That's a weird coincidence.
517
00:16:51,376 --> 00:16:52,044
[sigh]
518
00:16:52,111 --> 00:16:54,315
Oh god. That's it.
It's over.
519
00:16:54,415 --> 00:16:56,620
The water ice shoppe is done.
520
00:16:56,620 --> 00:16:58,056
No it's not.
521
00:16:58,056 --> 00:17:00,996
I came here to take this
business to the next level
522
00:17:00,996 --> 00:17:03,434
and that, by darn it,
is what I'm gonna do.
523
00:17:03,434 --> 00:17:06,005
Without Barry,
this business is nothing.
524
00:17:06,005 --> 00:17:07,374
So we got a sub-par product?
525
00:17:07,374 --> 00:17:08,978
There's lots of
successful business
526
00:17:08,978 --> 00:17:12,050
that I can't name for legal
reasons have sub-par products.
527
00:17:12,050 --> 00:17:13,821
It isn't always about quality.
528
00:17:13,821 --> 00:17:16,359
Sometimes,
it's about gimmicks.
529
00:17:21,803 --> 00:17:22,471
So uh...
530
00:17:22,638 --> 00:17:24,209
what flavors do
you have for dogs?
531
00:17:24,209 --> 00:17:25,745
All of our normal flavors.
532
00:17:25,745 --> 00:17:27,549
We just serve them in a bowl.
533
00:17:27,549 --> 00:17:28,551
Even the chocolate?
534
00:17:28,551 --> 00:17:29,352
Yeah.
535
00:17:29,418 --> 00:17:31,155
I thought dogs can't
have chocolate.
536
00:17:31,222 --> 00:17:32,425
Then don't get chocolate.
537
00:17:33,093 --> 00:17:34,596
Did you enjoy your
water ice bath sir?
538
00:17:34,596 --> 00:17:35,665
Do you feel rejuvenated?
539
00:17:35,665 --> 00:17:37,134
- I feel sticky.
540
00:17:42,411 --> 00:17:43,981
[scary voice]
� I want to play a game. �
541
00:17:43,981 --> 00:17:45,551
�In order to escape this room,
542
00:17:45,551 --> 00:17:48,289
you must finish the
entire tub of water ice. �
543
00:17:51,763 --> 00:17:53,199
My tummy hurts.
544
00:17:53,266 --> 00:17:56,072
Congratulations!
You completed the escape room!
545
00:17:56,072 --> 00:17:57,643
So that's gonna be
$80 for the water ice.
546
00:17:57,643 --> 00:17:59,713
You're lucky I didn't
call the police.
547
00:18:00,281 --> 00:18:02,952
I'm not sure this
business model is working.
548
00:18:03,152 --> 00:18:04,723
[door chime]
549
00:18:06,727 --> 00:18:07,595
Vern?
550
00:18:07,662 --> 00:18:08,396
Hey Hank.
551
00:18:08,496 --> 00:18:11,269
Wow you look...uh...
not homeless.
552
00:18:11,269 --> 00:18:13,907
Well, thanks to you providing me
with a safe home,
553
00:18:13,907 --> 00:18:15,076
reliable meals,
554
00:18:15,143 --> 00:18:17,080
and my mood
stabilizer medication,
555
00:18:17,147 --> 00:18:18,817
I was able to get
back on my feet.
556
00:18:18,817 --> 00:18:22,659
Now I'm the Regional Associate
Buyer for Weggler's Grocery.
557
00:18:22,659 --> 00:18:25,064
Woah, that's awesome!
So does that mean...
558
00:18:25,064 --> 00:18:25,799
Yes, Hank.
559
00:18:25,999 --> 00:18:28,136
I'm finally ready to
buy that water ice.
560
00:18:28,136 --> 00:18:31,442
And a lot of it.
I want to put Barry's Water Ice
561
00:18:31,442 --> 00:18:33,446
in freezers across South Jersey.
562
00:18:33,647 --> 00:18:34,582
Oh wow!
563
00:18:34,582 --> 00:18:35,317
Awesome!
564
00:18:35,450 --> 00:18:36,218
- No!
565
00:18:37,054 --> 00:18:37,990
Barry?
566
00:18:37,990 --> 00:18:38,891
I'm Gary.
567
00:18:38,891 --> 00:18:39,626
Well Gary,
568
00:18:39,726 --> 00:18:41,831
I'd like to make
you and your brother
569
00:18:41,897 --> 00:18:43,634
the next Ben & Jerry.
570
00:18:43,634 --> 00:18:45,003
No. We are done.
571
00:18:45,070 --> 00:18:46,306
We're selling this place.
572
00:18:46,306 --> 00:18:49,144
Gary, an order like this
could save the business.
573
00:18:49,144 --> 00:18:50,146
Even with Barry
574
00:18:50,280 --> 00:18:51,817
we couldn't fulfill
an order this big,
575
00:18:51,883 --> 00:18:53,453
let alone guarantee quality.
576
00:18:53,621 --> 00:18:55,858
Gary, just say "yes"
and we'll figure it out.
577
00:18:55,858 --> 00:18:57,829
No. It's not humanly possible.
578
00:18:57,829 --> 00:19:00,735
You can't just delegate
your way out of this.
579
00:19:00,735 --> 00:19:01,402
Hmm.
580
00:19:01,402 --> 00:19:03,439
Not humanly possible...
581
00:19:04,542 --> 00:19:06,747
I think I know how to
save this business.
582
00:19:06,747 --> 00:19:08,283
Not another cheap gimmick.
583
00:19:08,283 --> 00:19:10,187
Listen, maybe my
gimmicks are what
584
00:19:10,187 --> 00:19:11,089
gave my dad a heart attack,
585
00:19:11,256 --> 00:19:13,493
destroyed his business,
gave Barry a heart attack
586
00:19:13,493 --> 00:19:15,431
and are currently
destroying this business,
587
00:19:15,431 --> 00:19:16,600
but now I realize...
588
00:19:16,667 --> 00:19:18,302
I was just doing
the wrong gimmicks!!
589
00:19:18,302 --> 00:19:20,373
Yo this is the one, I promise.
590
00:19:24,883 --> 00:19:26,353
Oh god. What are you doing here?
591
00:19:26,621 --> 00:19:28,222
I brought you a
little something...
592
00:19:28,591 --> 00:19:29,592
Ta da!
593
00:19:30,093 --> 00:19:31,196
What is this?
594
00:19:31,462 --> 00:19:33,767
- Give it a try, Bar.
I think you might be surprised.
595
00:19:35,605 --> 00:19:36,338
Woah.
596
00:19:36,505 --> 00:19:38,443
This is actually
pretty darn good.
597
00:19:38,443 --> 00:19:39,712
But how did you...?
598
00:19:43,086 --> 00:19:45,290
Oh my god.
599
00:19:47,796 --> 00:19:48,731
Yo Bar!
600
00:19:48,731 --> 00:19:50,668
Meet the BarryBots.
601
00:19:52,471 --> 00:19:53,139
I tried to stop them.
602
00:19:53,139 --> 00:19:55,110
I told them it's not the same.
603
00:19:55,143 --> 00:19:56,346
Yeah. Actually it's better.
604
00:19:56,346 --> 00:19:58,516
They work around the clock,
at double speed,
605
00:19:58,516 --> 00:20:00,855
so we can stay open
all year round,
606
00:20:00,855 --> 00:20:01,523
no problem.
607
00:20:01,824 --> 00:20:03,961
And they make all kinds
of crazy flavors...
608
00:20:03,961 --> 00:20:05,732
at Barry quality of course.
609
00:20:05,732 --> 00:20:08,202
Yes but it lacks
his je ne sais quoi!
610
00:20:08,303 --> 00:20:09,639
That Barry magic.
611
00:20:09,873 --> 00:20:13,313
I don't understand.
But how did they learn to--
612
00:20:13,313 --> 00:20:16,085
We trained them on samples
from Mark and Tammy's tub,
613
00:20:16,085 --> 00:20:17,254
security camera footage
614
00:20:17,488 --> 00:20:20,460
and my husband's extensive
and weirdly detailed notes.
615
00:20:20,460 --> 00:20:23,266
Oh god, I just feel so violated.
616
00:20:23,266 --> 00:20:24,803
I can't believe you
said "Yes" to this.
617
00:20:24,803 --> 00:20:27,876
Well now we can relax,
we can live stress-free
618
00:20:27,876 --> 00:20:30,848
while the Barrybots bring
joy to countless generations.
619
00:20:30,848 --> 00:20:31,684
Oh, totally.
620
00:20:31,984 --> 00:20:35,190
Until they turn on us and
make us human water ice.
621
00:20:35,257 --> 00:20:36,192
Yeah but until then,
622
00:20:36,192 --> 00:20:38,564
we're gonna be making
a crap ton of money.
623
00:20:39,364 --> 00:20:40,935
- Well...we are.
624
00:20:41,001 --> 00:20:42,872
Yeah.
You're all fired.
625
00:20:46,780 --> 00:20:49,184
Yo Hank, you wanna grill up
these dogs, watch the Phillies?
626
00:20:49,184 --> 00:20:49,919
Actually, Mark.
627
00:20:50,053 --> 00:20:51,823
I got something I
wanna show you...
628
00:20:52,424 --> 00:20:55,430
I've been saving up my UBI
money and thanks to you,
629
00:20:55,430 --> 00:20:57,936
I finally realized what
I want to spend it on.
630
00:20:57,936 --> 00:20:59,873
Oh my god, Hank, you didn't!
631
00:20:59,873 --> 00:21:01,309
You got the Rocky statue?!
632
00:21:01,309 --> 00:21:02,510
Ta da!
633
00:21:02,745 --> 00:21:03,881
Holy crap.
634
00:21:03,881 --> 00:21:04,883
[robot voice]
- Hello.
635
00:21:04,883 --> 00:21:06,252
- What can I get you?
636
00:21:06,252 --> 00:21:07,421
- Baloney sandwich?
637
00:21:07,488 --> 00:21:10,160
Aw you know it, Dad-robot.
638
00:21:10,160 --> 00:21:11,428
[robot voice]
- Marcus?
639
00:21:12,031 --> 00:21:12,732
Dad?
640
00:21:14,101 --> 00:21:15,738
[robot voice]
- What is that?
641
00:21:15,838 --> 00:21:17,341
- A crossbow?
642
00:21:17,341 --> 00:21:20,047
- Why do you have
the jaws of life?
643
00:21:20,047 --> 00:21:22,218
- Is that a cannon?
644
00:21:22,284 --> 00:21:26,159
- ...Mark, you moron!
645
00:21:26,159 --> 00:21:27,160
[bang!]
646
00:21:27,160 --> 00:21:28,797
[thump!]
647
00:21:28,797 --> 00:21:29,666
Dammit, Hank.
648
00:21:29,716 --> 00:21:34,266
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